>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PETE DAVIDSON,
MEREDITH HAGNER, MUSICAL GUEST, BABY KEEM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS
CREW >> Questlove: 1510 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S GET TO SOME JOKES. WELL, GUYS, TOMORROW PRESIDENT BIDEN IS GIVING A MAJOR SPEECH
ON THE NEXT PHASE OF HIS PANDEMIC RESPONSE. AMERICANS SAID THAT THEY CAN'T
WAIT TO HEAR THE SPEECH AND THEN CROWD INTO A BAR FOR TOMORROW'S NFL KICKOFF
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN WANTS TO STOP COVID BEFORE MORE VARIANTS EMERGE.
HE'LL BE LIKE, EITHER YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, OR YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN THE WHOLE
GREEK ALPHABET [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
BIDEN WILL LAY OUT A SIX-PRONG STRATEGY TO FIGHT COVID. AND APPARENTLY ONE PRONG IS
BUILDING A BORDER WALL BETWEEN THE U.S. AND FLORIDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S A SIX-PRONG STRATEGY. ACTUALLY IT'S A SIX-WORD STRATEGY
QUIT IT WITH THE HORSE PILLS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IT.
PRETTY SOON AMERICANS ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING AT FLOWCHARTS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON
PRONG NUMBER 4, CODE BLUE, STAGE 7, LEVEL 12. SO, WE CAN GO TO APPLEBEE'S
TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO
THIS." MEANWHILE AFTER TAKING A YEAR OFF BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC,
MACEY'S ANNOUNCED THAT THE PUBLIC WILL ONCE AGAIN BE ABLE TO ATTEND THE THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE IN NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
PEOPLE WILL QUICKLY REALIZE THAT STANDING FOR THREE HOURS IN THE FREEZING COLD WITH THEIR
KIDS ISN'T THE BACK-TO-NORMAL THEY'VE BEEN MISSING [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SHOULD BE PRETTY SAFE I MEAN, NOT EVEN COVID WANTS TO BE NEAR 700 VOLUNTEER CLOWNS
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THIS WEEKEND, FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO DO RING SIDE COMMENTARY FOR A A BOXING MATCH IN FLORIDA.
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN RUDY GIULIANI TOOK A BREAK FROM CAMEO TO SAY, "THIS IS
KIND OF SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YUP, TRUMP IS GOING TO DO
BOXING COMMENTARY. IT WAS LIKE HE WASN'T EVEN PRESIDENT.
IT JUST PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE IT LEFT OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE FIGHT IS AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL AND CASINO IN FLORIDA. IT'LL BE CRAZY WHEN TRUMP WALKS
THROUGH THE DOOR AND THE CASINO INSTANTLY GOES BANKRUPT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GET THIS I READ THAT PEOPLE HERE IN THE U.S. ARE NOW SPENDING MORE TIME
ON TIKTOK THAN THEY ARE ON YOUTUBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THEY HEARD, YOUR PARENTS WERE LIKE, "OH, COME ON, WE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ON
THE YOUTUBE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
PEOPLE ARE SPENDING MORE TIME ON TIKTOK THAN YOUTUBE IT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL
I MEAN, WHEN YOUTUBE HEARD THE NEWS, THEY WERE LIKE - [ SCREAMS
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE YOUTUBE HAS BEEN ON TOP FOR A LONG TIME, BUT TIKTOK
JUST KIND OF WALTZED INTO THE ROOM LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND WHAT WILL IT MEAN FOR - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUTUBE DIDN'T REALLY
SEE THIS COMING. IT TOTALLY BLINDSIDED THEM LIKE -
CLOUDS DEMONSTRATING WHAT -- [ SCREAMS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY. IT HIT YOUTUBE OUT OF NOWHERE KIND OF LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TIKTOK IS DOING WELL.
I MEAN, ALL THE DANCES ARE SO IMPRESSIVE MEANWHILE, YOUTUBE IS LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LONG STORY SHORT, FOR YOUTUBE IT'S BEEN A REALLY FAR
FALL FROM THE TOP, KIND OF LIKE -
[ CRASHING ]
>> HEY, RON. >> HEY, BILLY? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: "HEY, RON. "HOW YOU DOING, BILLY? >> Steve: BILLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE THAT'S REMOTELY NORMAL
"HI, RON." "HOW YOU DOING THERE, BILLY? >> Steve: "HOW'S IT GOING?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE THAT WRENCH I WAS LOOKING FOR?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT NEXT YEAR,
WHOLE FOODS WILL OPEN TWO STORES WITHOUT CASHIERS. THAT STORY AGAIN, STARTING NEXT
YEAR, GROCERIES WILL BE FREE AT TWO WHOLE FOODS LOCATIONS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHOLE FOODS MADE THE CALL AFTER THEY COULDN'T FIND A CASHIER WHO COULD KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE
WHILE RINGING UP A $9 APPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, SURE IT'S ORGANIC,
YEAH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS INTERESTING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, PEOPLE SPEND 100 DAYS OF THEIR LIVES DECIDING WHAT TV SHOWS
AND MOVIES TO WATCH. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] OVER THREE MONTHS ONLY TO
SETTLE ON, "I'LL WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT, THEN QUIETLY STEW FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL NAMED SCARLETT JUST CLIMBED HER
48th MOUNTAIN PEAK [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THAT'S GREAT, BUT SHE DOESN'T
HAVE INSTAGRAM SO DID IT REALLY HAPPEN? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
COME ON.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE BEFORE WE GET STARTED, JUST A REMINDER, THE NFL SEASON
KICKS OFF TOMORROW NIGHT RIGHT HERE ON NBC. IT IS THE BUCS VERSUS THE
COWBOYS. AND WE HAVE A BIG, BIG SHOW RIGHT AFTER THE GAME
JOHN CENA WILL BE HERE IN THE STUDIO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH HIM PLUS GLOBAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR
J BALVIN WILL BE STOPPING BY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE TALKING TO HIM, AND
HE'S GOT ON AMAZING PERFORMANCE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW
NIGHT. SET YOUR DVRs. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TUNE IN NBC TOMORROW NIGHT BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
THIS SUNDAY, HE AND JON STEWART ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED "NYC STILL RISING AFTER
20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN PETE DAVIDSON IS HERE TONIGHT!
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S OUR DUDE.
>> Steve: THAT'S MY MAN. >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "VACATION FRIENDS"
ON HULU. MEREDITH HAGNER IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT A GREAT IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE TONIGHT FROM BABY KEEM.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME, BY THE
WAY. I SAW REHEARSALS, AND OH, MAN, IT'S GREAT
GUYS, DID YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH BETTER?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED."
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEWS AND IMPROVED *
>> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS
"BIDEN DIRECTS FEDERAL AID." THE HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED, BECAUSE IF YOU
ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN DROPS CORN COB RIGHT BEFORE HIS
FIRST BITE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CHOMP.
LET'S CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO. THE REGIONAL HEADLINE WAS
"PUTIN UNVEILS NEW FIGHTER JET. BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE
PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "SLOW DAY FOR THE BOUNCERS AT COLDSTONE CREAMERY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS "BORIS JOHNSON CONFRONTS
CLIMATE CRISIS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN SAYS, 'UP TOP' AFTER JOKE
DOESN'T LAND AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "UP TOP.
NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "LINDSEY GRAHAM ENCOURAGES VACCINE.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WEIRD KID IN CAFETERIA ASKS FOR EXTRA BEANS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MORE BEANS, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ]
"YES, THANK YOU. THREE MORE BEANS, PLEASE." "I'LL HAVE HIS BEANS."
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS "KATE MIDDLETON'S ROYAL
FOUNDATION ANNOUNCES CHANGES." THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "NEIGHBOR WATCHES YOU WALK BACK
FROM MAILBOX WITHOUT ANY MAIL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HOW YOU DOING
PICKED IT UP EARLIER." NEXT HEADLINE WAS "De BLASIO PROMOTES TOURISM."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "THOUSANDAIRE ATTEMPTS TRIP TO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOUSANDAIRE >> THOUSANDAIRE.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "DYLAN ALCOTT WINS GOLD AT PARALYMPICS."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN FINALLY BACK AT OFFICE AFTER 18 MONTHS, OPENS WORK FRIDGE."
THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY SINGLE
NIGHT. BUT RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU
WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS THAT YOU HAVE.
WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GOING TO
MEET SOME OF THEM NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD."
SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME *
>> Jimmy: WOW. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING MY NAME IS JOE BROGIE AND I
LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: HEY JOE, WELCOME
WE LOVE L.A. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOE, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE
SHOWING US TONIGHT >> SO, TODAY, I'M GOING TO BE BEATBOXING FOR YOU GUYS, BUT
KIND OF WITH A TWIST, I GUESS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY I WANT TO SEE THIS
JOE, DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? ANY HELP FROM US >> LET ME EXPLAIN.
SO NORMALLY, BEATBOXING, YOU KNOW, WOULD SOUND SOMETHING LIKE -
* SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: LOVE THAT, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> AND THEN, SO, I KIND OF STARTED PLAYING AROUND WITH DIFFERENT WAYS TO CHANGE UP THE
SOUND, I GUESS AND I STARTED INTRODUCING A STRAW TO IT.
I'M A BIG COFFEE DRINKER AND STARTED MESSING AROUND WITH THE STRAW IN BEATBOXING.
CAN I SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN HERE >> Jimmy: YES.
>> OKAY, SO CHECK THIS OUT NORMALLY IT BE LIKE -- *
YOU ADD A STRAW, AND IT KIND OF CHANGES THE SOUND A LITTLE *
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> SO THEN -- THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WE'RE HAPPY WITH THAT
>> LET'S ADD SOMETHING TO IT THOUGH IF I ACTUALLY CUT IT WHILE I
BEATBOX, IT CHANGES THE PITCH, WHICH CHANGES THE SOUND. CHECK IT OUT
* RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RIGHT, KIND OF WEIRD HOW WEIRD, OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT, LIKE I SAID, JIMMY, I'M A A BIG COFFEE DRINKER I ALWAYS HAVE A COLD BREW ON
ME SO, NATURALLY, I HAVE TO BEATBOX WITH MY COFFEE AS WELL
SO IF I GET THE COFFEE IN THE STRAW AND I PINCH THE BOTTOM, CHECK THIS OUT
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES!
THAT'S FANTASTIC, BUDDY! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT
STARBUCKS MUST LOVE YOU, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. JOE, THAT'S TALENT RIGHT THERE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME SOMETHING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. HELLO.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HI, I'M EDDIE SPARXX AND I'M
FROM CORNWALL IN THE UK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
EDDIE SPARXX FROM THE UK EDDIE, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US THIS EVENING?
>> SO, I CAN MAKE THE SOUND OF A KAZOO WITHOUT A KAZOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING TALENT I LIKE THIS.
CAN YOU SING A SONG FOR US, A KAZOO SONG WITHOUT A KAZOO >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO DO "AXLE
F," FROM "BEVERLY HILLS COP. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, YEAH THE CLASSIC.
YEAH, WE LOVE TO HEAR THAT EDDIE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, BUD.
>> COOL. * *
>> Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE UK. THIS IS WORLDWIDE TONIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT HERE, EDDIE. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HEY, MY NAME IS
SIDNEY ROBINSON, AND I'M FROM MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE >> Jimmy: OH, MEMPHIS!
SIDNEY, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? >> SO BASICALLY, I WILL BE
MAKING A PHONE USING THE STUFF I HAVE OVER HERE I HAVE MY KEYBOARD SET UP RIGHT
HERE AND PERFORMING A CLASSIC HIT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
I KIND OF UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO SO, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US
A SONG USING JUST HOUSEHOLD INSTRUMENTS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: OKAY, BUD. >> YES, FROM SCRATCH >> Jimmy: OKAY
WHAT SONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING FOR US "AXLE F"
>> STEVIE WONDER, "I WISH. >> Jimmy: OH ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO THAT'S A CLASSIC ALL RIGHT, SIDNEY, WHENEVER
YOU'RE READY GO FOR IT. >> ALL RIGHT
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, YO. THAT IS AWESOME RIGHT THERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S GET EVERYONE BACK ON HERE
AND HAVE THEM JUMP IN. GUYS, WE WANT TO JAM OUT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, YO
THAT'S AWESOME RIGHT THERE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. MY THANKS TO JOE, EDDIE AND SIDNEY
IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO
THETONIGHTSHOW.COM/SHOWMESOMETHI AND SUBMIT A VIDEO STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY
COMEDIAN WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." HE AND JON STEWART ARE PUTTING
ON A SHOW CALLED "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" THIS SUNDAY AT
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
PETE DAVIDSON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. >> VERY COOL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME LOVE THAT'S SOME LOVE FOR PETE DAVIDSON RIGHT THERE.
>> I'M SO PROUD. OH, WOW. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE I APPRECIATE YOU COMING BACK
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: "SNL" HAD A GREAT SEASON LAST YEAR
YOU HAD HAD A GREAT SEASON AS WELL SO CONGRATS AGAIN ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
BECAUSE THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE I KNOW - I KNEW YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH
HIM. BUT IT WAS MACHINE GUN KELLY AND YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE
SHOW, GOODNIGHTS, AND YOU'RE KIND OF HUGGING AND CELEBRATING, AND THEN, YOU FALL
OFF THE STAGE. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS GOING - WHAT'S THE REAL STORY? WHAT HAPPENED?
>> SO, COLTON -- OR AS YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS MACHINE GUN KELLY, HE BRUISED HIS COCCYX THAT
WEEK - IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COCCYX IS, IT'S THE BONE IN YOUR ASS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN
"NAPOLEON DYNAMITE," UNCLE RICO SAYS "GRANDMA TOOK A SPILL AT THE DUNES.
SHE BROKE HER COCCYX." >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD REFERENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING HE WAS LIKE, "I BROKE MY
COCCYX." >> Jimmy: HE BROKE HIS COCCYX. >> HE BRUISED IT
AND I WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE, "NO, FOR REAL. SO HE COULDN'T LIKE WALK OR
SIT. AND HE HAD LIKE A TUSHY PILLOW AS WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST REALLY COOL TO SEE LIKE THE MOST GANGSTER THUG
DUDE I KNOW, JUST LIKE PUT A A LITTLE TUSHY PILLOW DOWN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JUST PLAY -- >> YEAH, JUST LIKE MEGAN FOX IS RIGHT THERE AND HE'S SITTING ON
HIS LITTLE TUSHY PILLOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE'S LIKE, "FOR GOODNIGHTS,
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, SILLY. AND I WAS LIKE, "OR YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT AND CLAP." [ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS LIKE, "NO, WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING, I'M GOING TO PICK YOU UP."
I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD DO THAT IT'S A CROWDED STAGE
WE'RE SHOULD JUST CLAP HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND HE GOT REALLY EXCITED AND HE WENT TO PICK ME UP. AND HE FORGOT THAT HE HAD
A BRUISED COCCYX [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE LIKE WENT TO PICK ME UP,
AND THEN, HE COULDN'T GO UP, SO HE JUST STARTED TO SLOWLY TILT BACK
AND HE WENT -- HE WENT, "OH, NO." AND IT WAS SUCH A SLOW FALL, WE
HAD TIME FOR HIM TO GO, "OH, NO," AND I WENT, "YOU'RE A A [ BLEEP ] MORON.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT WAS THAT SLOW OF A FALL
>> IT WAS THAT SLOW. I GOT THE FULL LINE OUT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A CLIP --
>> OH, GREAT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S MACHINE GUN KELLY TRYING TO PICK PETE UP ON "SNL.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS LIKE, YO
THAT WAS - >> AND THEN THEY CUT RIGHT AFTER THAT
THEY WENT RIGHT TO -- THEY WENT RIGHT TO WHATEVER THE NEXT THING WAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I WENT TO -- NOBODY EVER TEXTS ME DURING A SHOW
I WENT BACK, THERE WAS LIKE 40 TEXTS [ LAUGHTER ]
YO, YOU ALIVE? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUNNY, DUDE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
"SUICIDE SQUAD" AND "SNL," AND I THINK I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU GOT A DOG.
AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S AWESOME. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW, YOU CAME
BACK HERE AND YOU JUST TOLD ME BACKSTAGE, "IT'S COOL, I JUST GOT A DOG.
AND I GO, "YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT ALREADY." >> YEAH, I GOT THREE DOGS
DURING THE PANDEMIC BECAUSE IT'S HARD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NO, I GOT THE FIRST DOG LIKE FOR ME, BUT I HAD TO LEAVE AND GO DO SOMETHING, SO I HAD TO
STAY WITH MY MOM AND THEN WHEN I CAME BACK, THE DOG WAS LIKE REALLY TIGHT WITH
MY MOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE MORE -- LIKE IT WASN'T AS
EXCITED TO SEE ME AS IT WAS MY MOM. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> SO, I BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, SAME SITUATION
HAPPENED, WHERE I HAD TO GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT I WAS LIKE, CAN'T LEAVE IT WITH
MY MOM - >> Jimmy: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED
>> YEAH, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST ONE. SO, I GAVE IT TO MY SISTER
BECAUSE SHE'S THE LESS LOVABLE OF THE DAVIDSONS [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M JUST KIDDING SHE'S WONDERFUL. SHE ACTUALLY JUST GOT HER COAT
SHE GOT COATED SHE'S LIKE A REGISTERED NURSE NOW.
>> Jimmy: HEY, THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
SO, I WAS LIKE, "SAFE. I'LL GIVE HER THE DOG. AND THEN, I CAME BACK, SAME
THING HAPPENED THE DOG WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER AND NOT ME
SO, I BOUGHT A THIRD DOG, AND NOW, SHE'S WITH ME ALL THE TIME
AND THIS ONE -- THIS ONE I THINK IS GOING TO STAY WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GOOD NOW YOU'VE GOT THREE DOGS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU QUICKLY. I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING READY TO
WORK ON A COUPLE PROJECTS, BUT ONE PROJECT YOU'RE WORKING ON I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT
YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY JOEY RAMONE. >> YES, THAT IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH THANK YOU, YEAH.
I WOULD ALSO BE HESITANT TO CLAP AS WELL >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO, IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING IT WAS LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO, I GOT A CALL
THEY WERE LIKE, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY JOEY RAMONE. AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OF
COURSE." BUT I THOUGHT IT WASN'T A REAL THING.
AND THEN, IT BECAME A REAL THING. SO, YEAH, HOPEFULLY IN JANUARY
OR FEBRUARY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING, BUDDY.
I NEVER HEARD YOU SING >> I CAN'T >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS PERFECT. >> AS A JOKE -- THIS IS TRUE -
THREE YEARS AGO, I STARTED TAKING SINGING LESSONS AS A JOKE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE I -- NO. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
FUNNY IF LIKE, ONE DAY, LIKE, I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND LIKE BELT OUT - AND JUST BELT IT OUT A SONG.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WOULD BE A GOOD BIT
>> JUST KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS IN THE MOST UN, YOU KNOW, SONG-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT AND
JUST BELT OUT LIKE SINATRA OR SOMETHING. YES, SO I'VE BEEN GOING TO
THIS - FOR LIKE A YEAR -- I WENT TO THIS GUY WHO HE'S A VOICE COACH
OF THE STARS >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> AND I REMEMBER GOING UP TO HIS APARTMENT AND HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS SO GREAT.
THIS IS COOL, WE GET TO WORK TOGETHER." HE'S LIKE, "WHAT PROJECT IS
THIS FOR?" AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS FOR MY PURE ENJOYMENT."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M JUST HERE TO HANG AND LEARN SOMETHING.
>> I CAN'T SING YET, BUT I KNOW WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT
>> OH, ONE DAY, I WILL BELT THAT OUT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS SUNDAY. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 20 YEARS: A
A COMEDY CELEBRATION." LISTEN TO ALL THESE COMEDIANS THAT ARE GOING TO BE AT THE
GARDEN THIS SUNDAY AMY SCHUMER, BILL BURR, COLLIN JOST, COLLIN QUINN,
DAVE ATTELL, DAVE CHAPPELLE, JOHN MULANEY, JON STEWART, MICHAEL CHE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO BE THERE. >> JIMMY'S GOING TO BE THERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> VERY NICE OF YOU TO -- I
KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY GUY SO THANKS FOR DOING THAT >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
YOU SENT ME A TEXT AND YOU GO, "WELL, I MIGHT PUT THIS THING ON WITH JON AND WOULD YOU BE
INTERESTED?" AND I GO, "ANYTHING. OBVIOUSLY FOR THE CITY AND FOR
YOU, I'LL DO IT. BUT I MEAN, WAS IT HARD TO GET THESE?
>> THE LINEUP IS NUTS. YEAH, IT'S LIKE THE AVENGERS AND ME
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY COOL
ME AND JON JUST REACHED OUT TO -- LUCKILY, WE HAVE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS AND WE REACHED
OUT AND EVERYBODY WAS SUPER STOKED TO DO IT. AND IT WAS JUST LIKE -- YOU
KNOW, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A THING THAT'S CLOSE TO ME AND STUFF SO, I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
WANTED TO DO A THING, LIKE SOME SORT OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE AN ARTICLE, AND IT ALL JUST FELT
REALLY WEIRD SO I JUST CALLED JON AND I WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING
FUN, LIKE A FUN LITTLE PARTY, AND LIKE JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME."
SO THAT'S HOW IT CAME TOGETHER AND HE DOES A LOT, YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIREMEN AND A LOT FOR
THE CITY >> Jimmy: AND ALL THE PROCEEDS ARE GOING TO GO TO
9/11 CHARITIES >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: VERY COOL. I CAN'T WAIT I'M HONORED TO BE PART OF IT
I LOVE THAT HE PUT IT TOGETHER, IT'S AWESOME I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON
SUNDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NYC STILL RISING AFTER
20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" IS HAPPENING THIS SUNDAY AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. MORE WITH PETE DAVIDSON WHEN WE COME BACK.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HANGING OUT WITH
PETE DAVIDSON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "WHEEL OF
OPINIONS." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHEEL OF OPINIONS * >> Jimmy: OKAY I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH
ACTIVATES THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR. IT'LL LAND ON A RANDOM TOPIC
WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION ON IT. YOU READY FOR THIS
>> OKAY. HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: FIRST TOPIC IS -
[ BEEPING "WOULD YOU RATHER BE CAUGHT SAYING I WENT GLAMPING OR I'M
HANGRY?" >> WHAT'S GLAMPING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GLAMPING IS -- IS -- IS PEOPLE SAY GLAMPING IT'S LIKE GLAMOROUS CAMPING,
MAYBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE GO, LIKE, "I WENT -- I
WENT GLAMPING. YEAH, PEOPLE KNOW IT >> PEOPLE.
>> OH, FOR GOD SAKES, EVERYBODY KNOWS GLAMPING >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WHOA >> EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT GLAMPING IS.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JON STEWART, RIGHT THERE! *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, THAT IS JON. >> GLAMPING IS VERY POPULAR.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JON STEWART, RIGHT THERE. JON.
>> HEY, JON. >> Jimmy: WELCOME, JON >> LET ME GET MY GLASSES ON, SO
I LOOK LIKE MY OPINIONS ARE SMARTER. >> Jimmy: JON -- JON, THANK
YOU. JON, YOU WERE JUST STREAMING THE SHOW FROM HOME
>> I'M AT WORK >> Jimmy: YES, I'M SORRY I'M STILL AT WORK.
YOU KNOW, PETER, SOMEBODY HAS TO MAKE A LIVING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S ME. >> Jimmy: JON.
HE COMES HOME AND EATS THE PEANUT BUTTER. HE DRINKS THE MILK, AND I PAY.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW JON, DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON GLAMPING OR HANGRY
>> EITHER ONE OF THOSE SHOULD, AND AGAIN, I'M NOT A MAN THAT'S SPEAKING FOR VIGILANTE JUSTICE
BUT IF YOU WERE TO USE ANY, I BELIEVE IT'S NOT IMPROPER TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF A
A VEHICLE. [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A CITY BIKE, AND -
>> Jimmy: A CITY BIKE. >> -- TO DRAG YOU THROUGH SIXTH AVENUE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH SOME PEOPLE CALL THE
AVENUE OF AMERICA. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY DO. IT'S VERY POPULAR.
>> AND TO HAVE TOWNSPEOPLE CURSE YOUR NAME AND SPIT UPON YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD OPINION.
JON, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, CAN WE JUST, MAYBE, GET YOUR OPINION ON A COUPLE OTHER TOPICS
LET'S TRY ONE. >> JIMMY, I WAS HOPING -- I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK
HERE'S ONE OPINION YOU MAY NOT KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I -- I LOVE PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH
>> OH. I LOVE JON >> THAT'S A FACT
>> HE'S SUCH A GOOD GUY. >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT. All RIGHT, HOW ABOUT ANY
OPINION ON -- LET'S SEE IF PETE DAVIDSON COMES UP ON THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR.
[ BEEPING >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT
"SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS. >> HOW NICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. I HAVE AN OPINION ON THAT. YOUR GENERATOR IS FULL OF
[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY GENERATOR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YOUR A -- YOUR -- YOUR TOPIC GENERATOR! >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY -- WHY,
"SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS," DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON IT? NOT THE GENERATOR.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION WITH SWIMMING IN THEM, BUT I AM
PRO-BLOW [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] PETE, ANY --
>> I THINK IT'S A LOVELY THING TO DO WITH YOUR FAMILY ON VACATION
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO >> ALSO, PRO-BLOW [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: HE'S ALSO PRO-BLOW [
BLEEP ]. YEAH, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
OUR FINAL TOPIC. HERE WE GO [ BEEPING
THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR, JON. >> ALL RIGHT
WHAT DO YOU GOT? [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: "METS VERSUS
YANKEES. I HAVE A -- I HAVE A FEELING WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO LAND,
JON? PETE, DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION, METS VERSUS YANKEES?
>> I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE METS, BECAUSE THEIR FANS ARE SAD [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT AS A -- WHEN YOU'RE IN NEW YORK AND YOU GET THE CHOICE, THEN WHY -
YOU PICK THE YANKEES BECAUSE THEY -- THEY WIN >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU DON'T - >> YEAH.
>> FIRST OF ALL -- >> BUT -- BUT, I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE --
>> YOU DON'T GET A CHOICE. >> I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE METS. IT'S LIKE IT WOULD BE NICE FOR
THE METS OR JETS TO WIN SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JON, JONATHAN? >> AS A METS FAN SINCE THE
1960s -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> -- I ACCEPT PETER'S
CHARITY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND AS FANS, WE WIN NOTHING,
BUT IT IS NOT A CHOICE MY FATHER WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN, AND WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE
THE YANKEES. IT WAS -- HE WOULD RATHER YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES IN THE STREET,
WHILE DRINKING WHISKEY - >> Jimmy: YEAH, AS A CHILD >> -- NAKED
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> AS A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD -- BY
THE WAY, NOT A GOOD FATHER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WOULD RATHER THAT
>> THAN LIKE THE YANKEES >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT SO, YOU ARE DIE HARD ALL THE
WAY, METS ALL THE WAY. JON STEWART. [ BELL RINGING ]
>> I BELIEVE IN THE TWO THINGS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PETE DAVIDSON, JON STEWART, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANKS, JON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE PETE, JON
AND OTHER GREAT COMEDIANS, THIS SUNDAY AT "NYC STILL RISING AT THE 20 YEARS: A COMEDY
CELEBRATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MEREDITH HAGNER. >> I HAVE MORE OPINIONS. >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND
>> WHO WANTS MORE OPINIONS >> Jimmy: THE GENERATOR IS NOW TALKING!
* IT'S A BRAND NEW TOPIC GENERATOR.
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS ALONGSIDE JOHN CENA IN THE NEW
HIT FILM "VACATION FRIENDS," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU PLEASE WELCOME MEREDITH HAGNER
* * >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE!
>> I KEEP WANTING TO GIVE ALSO MY ATTENTION TO THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, THE ROOTS
RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME
HI, JIMMY. HI >> Jimmy: MEREDITH, I'M SO
HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW, BUT APPARENTLY WE'VE -- WE'VE MET BEFORE.
>> YEAH, IT WAS REALLY HUGE FOR, I THINK BOTH OF US. NO, I -- I MET YOU WHEN I WAS
16 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I WAS A HUGE STROKES
FAN, LIKE, ARGUABLY THE BIGGEST STROKES FAN IN THE WORLD AND MY DAD DROPS ME OFF AT THE
RITZ THEATER I WENT BY MYSELF TO A SHOW WHEN I WAS 16
SO, IT WAS LIKE 1942, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU OPENED FOR THE STROKES >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I OPENED -- DID YOU KNOW WHO I WAS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS A HUGE FAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE -- YOU'RE - >> NO, YOU WERE REALLY FUNNY, AND I WAS LIKE WHO'S THIS GUY?
I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU IN A A WHITE TRACK SUIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I USED TO WEAR WHITE JUICY COUTURE TRACK SUITS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH I ALWAYS -- I WAS REALLY INTO.
AND THEN, I WAS LIKE, I GOT MY LITTLE T-SHIRT AND I WAS WAITING BY THE, YOU KNOW, AREA
IN THE BACK -- WHAT IS IT THE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BACKSTAGE.
>> BACKSTAGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND I WAS WAITING FOR
THE BAND TO SIGN IT, AND I HAD MY T-SHIRT OUT, AND YOU CAME UP AND SIGNED MY SHIRT, WHICH WAS
REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: OH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> AND, SO, PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "DID THE STROKES SIGN YOUR SHIRT," 'CAUSE I WORE IT,
LIKE, EVERY DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I'D BE LIKE, "NO, THE GUY THAT OPENED DID.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "NO." [ LAUGHTER ]
"THE GUY THAT, YEAH, THE GUY WHO I DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, JERRY FALCON
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. "JERRY FALCON DID.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN, SO MANY PEOPLE ASKED ME WHO IT WAS, AND I HAD TO SAY
"JIMMY FALLON. SO, I THINK I'M REALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CAREER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, YOU -- THANK YOU
I APPRECIATE THAT. >> ENOUGH PEOPLE IN NORTH CAROLINA HEARD, AND NOW
YOU'RE HERE. >> Jimmy: NORTH CAROLINA -- THAT'S -- THE RITZ
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I SHALL RETURN I DO REMEMBER OPENING UP FOR
THE STROKES. WE OPENED UP FOR THEM FOR SIX SHOWS.
AND I JUST DID -- WE HAD, LIKE, COMEDY MUSIC AND I WAS SO EXCITED, BECAUSE I
LOVED THE STROKES AS WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NO ONE WANTED TO
SEE ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A COMEDIAN
OPEN UP FOR A BAND >> I MEAN, IT'S A TOUGH ONE, 'CAUSE PEOPLE DO GO FOR MUSIC,
SPECIFICALLY SO YOU'RE ALREADY STARTING >> Jimmy: OH, PEOPLE -- WE'D
JUST GET GIGS WHERE PEOPLE WOULD JUST SCREAM, "GET OFF THE STAGE!
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "SO, YOU GUYS GO TO THE MOVIE THEATERS?"
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHAT JUST DOING MY STAND-UP OR
WHATEVER I'M SO HAPPY THOUGH THAT YOU SAW THAT AND HAD A GOOD MEMORY
>> A REALLY GOOD MEMORY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- THERE'S SO MANY THINGS -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HIT HULU MOVIE
BUT ALSO, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND JUST RECENTLY HAD A BABY BOY >> YEAH, WE DID.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, THANKS.
* >> Jimmy: AND, WE LOVE WYATT I LOVE WYATT RUSSELL
I LOVE HIM PLEASE GIVE HIM MY BEST. HOW OLD IS THE BABY?
WHAT IS THE BABY'S NAME? WHAT'S HE LIKE >> HE'S AMAZING.
HE'S EIGHT-MONTHS-OLD. >> Jimmy: AW HIS NAME'S BUDDY PRINE
WE LOVE HIM. WE NAMED HIM AFTER JOHN PRINE, WHO WE'RE HUGE FANS OF
AND, YEAH -- IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE I WAS -- NOT THAT I WASN'T A A BABY PERSON, BUT WHEN
PEOPLE -- WHEN I WOULD SEE NEWBORNS, I WAS KIND OF LIKE, "YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
YEAH." >> AND THEN WHEN I HAD HIM, LIKE, I WAS TRULY CONVINCED HE
WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY THAT HAD EVER BEEN BORN TO THE POINT, WHERE I WAS
ALMOST EMBARRASSED FOR US IN THE HOSPITAL PEOPLE WOULD COME IN, I'D BE
LIKE, "IT'S INSANE." [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S INSANE, YEAH "WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST --
YEAH, THE BEST LOOKING BABY. >> AND I LOOK BACK ON PHOTOS, AND I'M LIKE, "OH, HE WAS
A NEWBORN. >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY, YEAH
>> HE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AWAY FROM THE BABY?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING ARE YOU --
>> I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. REALLY >> THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED FOR
NEW MOMS GLAM AND 15 HOURS OF SLEEP >> Jimmy: >> AND THIS AND YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, GOOD >> BUT ALSO THE SLEEP. >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE KNOW
YOU FROM "SEARCH PARTY." >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE GREAT
REVIEWS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT NOW, HERE YOU ARE, DOING
THIS NEW FILM, "VACATION FRIENDS" WITH JOHN CENA, AND IT IS THE BIGGEST FILM OPENING --
ORIGINAL MOVIE IN HULU'S HISTORY. SO, NOT BAD, MAKING A LITTLE
HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS.
THANKS >> Jimmy: IT'S A HUGE HIT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I HEARD THAT IT'S JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A SEQUEL BEING MADE
>> YEAH, WE GOT A SEQUEL, WHICH IS SO AMAZING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S GIGANTIC. >> THANKS.
I'M -- I'M GEEKED OUT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S GREAT WE KNOW JOHN AND LIL REL AS
WELL >> THEY'RE THE BEST. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE JUST FUN,
AREN'T THEY? >> OH, UNBELIEVABLE. LIKE, THEY'RE BOTH SUCH COMIC
GENIUSES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE PRETTY BRILLIANT YOURSELF
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP WHAT "VACATION FRIENDS" IS ABOUT?
>> YEAH. IT'S A FILM ABOUT TWO COUPLES THAT ARE VERY -- THEY BECOME
VERY - THEY'RE UNLIKELY FRIENDS JOHN CENA AND I PLAY, LIKE, THE
COUPLE YOU CANNOT GET RID OF YOU MEET FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THEY WERE
NICE." AND THEN YOU JUST YOU CAN'T LOSE THEM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IT'S A REALLY FUN MOVIE I THINK IT'S -- IT'S A GOOD
FEEL GOOD -- REMINDS ME OF, LIKE, OLD SCHOOL COMEDIES IN A A WAY THAT'S REFRESHING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE, KIND OF, WANT RIGHT NOW.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MEREDITH HAGNER IN "VACATION FRIENDS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OH, AND IF YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT PRIVACY AND YOU WANT TO,
LIKE, GET REALLY KOOKY TONIGHT, WE'RE EXTREMELY LOUD I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE WALLS
ARE MADE OF, BUT YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. OKAY
LISTEN [ SCREAMING YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS I JUST SCREAMED IN THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MEREDITH HAGNER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"VACATION FRIENDS" IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. >> THANKS GUYS
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON BABY BUDDY PRINE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BABY KEEM PERFORMS
FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT,
PERFORMING "ISSUES" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "THE MELODIC BLUE," GIVE IT UP FOR BABY KEEM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I'VE BEEN NAGGING MY FRIENDS
I'VE BEEN STUCK ON MY ENDS MEMORIES ABOUT PEOPLE * * ALL IN MY HEA
FIRST COME TO MIND IS MY MAMA BUYING ME JORDANS *
* ARE WE REALLY MAD EQUAL CAUSE EVERYBODY GOT PLAN I CAN'T GO GHOST
I FACED DEMONS * * DON'T LET I DEFEAT YOU
ALL IN MY HAND I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU * * TO COME OUT THE TRANC
I LOOK MYSELF IN THE MIRRO WHEN I CAN * * I SPEAK THE TRUTH
TELL ME IN PIECE I KNOW IT'S YO I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU DO *
* I KNOW SINCE WE FIRST GOT EVICTED OUT A ROOF MY NEWS SINCE REHA
I WAS JUST TRYING * * TO SEE YO HOW CAN I RESENT YOU
DEMONS AND TISSU GRANDMA I MISSED YOU * * YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE BEEN THROUG DON'T LET THE WOLVES COME GET YOU *
* PLEASE DON'T LET THEM COME GET YOU HOW CAN I RESENT YOU
DEMONS AND TISSUE * * GRANDMA I MISSED YO YOU DON'T KNOW WHA
WE BEEN THROUG DON'T LET THE WOLVES * * COME GET YO
PLEASE DON'T LET THE COME GET YOU * *
* RUN AWAY FROM HOM RUN AWAY FROM HOME
WHEN THE NIGHT'S GON WHEN THE NIGHT'S GONE * * RUN AWAY FROM HOM
RUN AWAY FROM HOME WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY YOU SEEM TO BE CONVINCED *
* WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY A QUESTION MAKES I WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY
YOU LIVIN' ON THE FENCE * * WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WH SLEEPIN' ON IT
WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY GIVE ME SOME SENSE * * WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WH
I WANT YOU THERE WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THE DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD *
* WHY DO WE PLAY VICTIM GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD ATTENTIO
THE IS MY LIFE SENTENCE * * WE'RE COMMITTED DIFFERENCE IN OUR VISION
DON'T YOU GET OFFENDED WHEN THE DARKNESS HITS * * ALL THE I'M NOT KIDDING
GROW A TREE PLANT THESE SEED LET IT BREED MY SISTER REALLY RIRI *
* ONLY SEE ME ON THE SCREEN I KNOW SHE NEEDS M I CAN HELP BUT FEEL GUILTY
HOW CAN I RESENT YOU * * DEMONS AND TISSUE GRANDMA AND I MISSED YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW WHA WE BEEN THROUGH * * DON'T LET THE WOLVE
COME GET YOU PLEASE DON'T LET THE COME GET YOU *
* HOW CAN I RESENT YO DEMONS AND TISSU GRANDMA AND I MISSED YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT * * WE BEEN THROUGH DON'T LET THE WOLVES
COME GET YOU * * PLEASE DON'T LET THEM COME GET YOU *
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BABY KEEM! "THE MELODIC BLUE" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY
MY THANKS TO PETE DAVIDSON, MEREDITH HAGNER, JON STEWART BABY KEEM ONCE AGAIN
AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *