1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:10,176 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:18,051 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,554 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PETE DAVIDSON, 4 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:25,191 MEREDITH HAGNER, MUSICAL GUEST, BABY KEEM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS 5 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:31,564 CREW >> Questlove: 1510 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:38,471 >> Questlove: 1510 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:48,248 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:48,248 --> 00:01:00,260 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:04,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:08,568 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,839 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,608 LET'S GET TO SOME JOKES. WELL, GUYS, TOMORROW PRESIDENT BIDEN IS GIVING A MAJOR SPEECH 13 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:22,248 ON THE NEXT PHASE OF HIS PANDEMIC RESPONSE. AMERICANS SAID THAT THEY CAN'T 14 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,952 WAIT TO HEAR THE SPEECH AND THEN CROWD INTO A BAR FOR TOMORROW'S NFL KICKOFF 15 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:33,393 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN WANTS TO STOP COVID BEFORE MORE VARIANTS EMERGE. 16 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:36,663 HE'LL BE LIKE, EITHER YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, OR YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN THE WHOLE 17 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:41,901 GREEK ALPHABET [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 18 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:45,438 BIDEN WILL LAY OUT A SIX-PRONG STRATEGY TO FIGHT COVID. AND APPARENTLY ONE PRONG IS 19 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:52,112 BUILDING A BORDER WALL BETWEEN THE U.S. AND FLORIDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:57,684 * >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 21 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,487 IT'S A SIX-PRONG STRATEGY. ACTUALLY IT'S A SIX-WORD STRATEGY 22 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:04,224 QUIT IT WITH THE HORSE PILLS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IT. 23 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,959 PRETTY SOON AMERICANS ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING AT FLOWCHARTS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON 24 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:12,432 PRONG NUMBER 4, CODE BLUE, STAGE 7, LEVEL 12. SO, WE CAN GO TO APPLEBEE'S 25 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:16,436 TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO 26 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,472 THIS." MEANWHILE AFTER TAKING A YEAR OFF BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, 27 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,207 MACEY'S ANNOUNCED THAT THE PUBLIC WILL ONCE AGAIN BE ABLE TO ATTEND THE THANKSGIVING DAY 28 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:32,318 PARADE IN NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 29 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,155 PEOPLE WILL QUICKLY REALIZE THAT STANDING FOR THREE HOURS IN THE FREEZING COLD WITH THEIR 30 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:40,160 KIDS ISN'T THE BACK-TO-NORMAL THEY'VE BEEN MISSING [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,998 IT SHOULD BE PRETTY SAFE I MEAN, NOT EVEN COVID WANTS TO BE NEAR 700 VOLUNTEER CLOWNS 32 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:51,004 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THIS WEEKEND, FORMER 33 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:56,576 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO DO RING SIDE COMMENTARY FOR A A BOXING MATCH IN FLORIDA. 34 00:02:56,576 --> 00:03:00,947 [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN RUDY GIULIANI TOOK A BREAK FROM CAMEO TO SAY, "THIS IS 35 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:06,619 KIND OF SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YUP, TRUMP IS GOING TO DO 36 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:10,790 BOXING COMMENTARY. IT WAS LIKE HE WASN'T EVEN PRESIDENT. 37 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,960 IT JUST PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE IT LEFT OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,199 THE FIGHT IS AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL AND CASINO IN FLORIDA. IT'LL BE CRAZY WHEN TRUMP WALKS 39 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:27,741 THROUGH THE DOOR AND THE CASINO INSTANTLY GOES BANKRUPT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,443 WELL, GET THIS I READ THAT PEOPLE HERE IN THE U.S. ARE NOW SPENDING MORE TIME 41 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:36,082 ON TIKTOK THAN THEY ARE ON YOUTUBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,817 WHEN THEY HEARD, YOUR PARENTS WERE LIKE, "OH, COME ON, WE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ON 43 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:42,389 THE YOUTUBE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 44 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,992 PEOPLE ARE SPENDING MORE TIME ON TIKTOK THAN YOUTUBE IT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL 45 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:50,697 I MEAN, WHEN YOUTUBE HEARD THE NEWS, THEY WERE LIKE - [ SCREAMS 46 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,767 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE YOUTUBE HAS BEEN ON TOP FOR A LONG TIME, BUT TIKTOK 47 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,436 FOR A LONG TIME, BUT TIKTOK JUST KIND OF WALTZED INTO THE ROOM LIKE -- 48 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,243 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:08,481 >> AND WHAT WILL IT MEAN FOR - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUTUBE DIDN'T REALLY 50 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,549 SEE THIS COMING. IT TOTALLY BLINDSIDED THEM LIKE - 51 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:17,557 CLOUDS DEMONSTRATING WHAT -- [ SCREAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,261 >> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY. IT HIT YOUTUBE OUT OF NOWHERE KIND OF LIKE - 53 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,865 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TIKTOK IS DOING WELL. 54 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,600 I MEAN, ALL THE DANCES ARE SO IMPRESSIVE MEANWHILE, YOUTUBE IS LIKE - 55 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:34,741 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LONG STORY SHORT, FOR YOUTUBE IT'S BEEN A REALLY FAR 56 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,110 YOUTUBE IT'S BEEN A REALLY FAR FALL FROM THE TOP, KIND OF LIKE - 57 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:42,816 [ CRASHING ] 58 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,452 >> HEY, RON. >> HEY, BILLY? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:49,389 >> Jimmy: "HEY, RON. "HOW YOU DOING, BILLY? >> Steve: BILLY? 60 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:55,395 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE THAT'S REMOTELY NORMAL 61 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:59,332 "HI, RON." "HOW YOU DOING THERE, BILLY? >> Steve: "HOW'S IT GOING? 62 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,034 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE THAT WRENCH I WAS LOOKING FOR? 63 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:05,271 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT NEXT YEAR, 64 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:11,244 WHOLE FOODS WILL OPEN TWO STORES WITHOUT CASHIERS. THAT STORY AGAIN, STARTING NEXT 65 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:21,721 YEAR, GROCERIES WILL BE FREE AT TWO WHOLE FOODS LOCATIONS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,523 WHOLE FOODS MADE THE CALL AFTER THEY COULDN'T FIND A CASHIER WHO COULD KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE 67 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:29,729 WHILE RINGING UP A $9 APPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, SURE IT'S ORGANIC, 68 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:33,099 YEAH." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS INTERESTING. 69 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,868 ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, PEOPLE SPEND 100 DAYS OF THEIR LIVES DECIDING WHAT TV SHOWS 70 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:41,307 AND MOVIES TO WATCH. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] OVER THREE MONTHS ONLY TO 71 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:45,445 SETTLE ON, "I'LL WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT, THEN QUIETLY STEW FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS." 72 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:48,782 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL NAMED SCARLETT JUST CLIMBED HER 73 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:54,487 48th MOUNTAIN PEAK [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THAT'S GREAT, BUT SHE DOESN'T 74 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,924 HAVE INSTAGRAM SO DID IT REALLY HAPPEN? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,427 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 76 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:00,727 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! COME ON. 77 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:17,377 * * 78 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 79 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,382 HERE BEFORE WE GET STARTED, JUST A REMINDER, THE NFL SEASON 80 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,050 KICKS OFF TOMORROW NIGHT RIGHT HERE ON NBC. IT IS THE BUCS VERSUS THE 81 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:32,892 COWBOYS. AND WE HAVE A BIG, BIG SHOW RIGHT AFTER THE GAME 82 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,661 JOHN CENA WILL BE HERE IN THE STUDIO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:37,163 WE'LL BE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH HIM PLUS GLOBAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR 84 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:41,768 J BALVIN WILL BE STOPPING BY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE TALKING TO HIM, AND 85 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,804 HE'S GOT ON AMAZING PERFORMANCE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW 86 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,308 NIGHT. SET YOUR DVRs. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,578 TUNE IN NBC TOMORROW NIGHT BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 88 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,647 THIS SUNDAY, HE AND JON STEWART ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 89 00:06:54,647 --> 00:07:03,056 20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN PETE DAVIDSON IS HERE TONIGHT! 90 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:07,894 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S OUR DUDE. 91 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:11,598 >> Steve: THAT'S MY MAN. >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "VACATION FRIENDS" 92 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:19,673 ON HULU. MEREDITH HAGNER IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,276 AND WE'VE GOT A GREAT IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE TONIGHT FROM BABY KEEM. 94 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,846 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME, BY THE 95 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:31,384 WAY. I SAW REHEARSALS, AND OH, MAN, IT'S GREAT 96 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:35,221 GUYS, DID YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH BETTER? 97 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,490 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." 98 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:37,924 IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 99 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:46,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEWS AND IMPROVED * 100 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,768 >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS 101 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:53,440 "BIDEN DIRECTS FEDERAL AID." THE HEADLINE COULD DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED, BECAUSE IF YOU 102 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,308 ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN DROPS CORN COB RIGHT BEFORE HIS 103 00:07:55,308 --> 00:08:03,750 FIRST BITE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CHOMP. 104 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,019 LET'S CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO. THE REGIONAL HEADLINE WAS 105 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,489 "PUTIN UNVEILS NEW FIGHTER JET. BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE 106 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:14,461 PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "SLOW DAY FOR THE BOUNCERS AT COLDSTONE CREAMERY. 107 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:21,534 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS "BORIS JOHNSON CONFRONTS 108 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:26,039 CLIMATE CRISIS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN SAYS, 'UP TOP' AFTER JOKE 109 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:33,046 DOESN'T LAND AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "UP TOP. 110 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:37,083 NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "LINDSEY GRAHAM ENCOURAGES VACCINE. 111 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:41,054 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WEIRD KID IN CAFETERIA ASKS FOR EXTRA BEANS. 112 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:48,228 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MORE BEANS, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:57,737 "YES, THANK YOU. THREE MORE BEANS, PLEASE." "I'LL HAVE HIS BEANS." 114 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:01,007 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS "KATE MIDDLETON'S ROYAL 115 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:05,011 FOUNDATION ANNOUNCES CHANGES." THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "NEIGHBOR WATCHES YOU WALK BACK 116 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:12,585 FROM MAILBOX WITHOUT ANY MAIL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HOW YOU DOING 117 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:18,625 PICKED IT UP EARLIER." NEXT HEADLINE WAS "De BLASIO PROMOTES TOURISM." 118 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:23,029 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "THOUSANDAIRE ATTEMPTS TRIP TO SPACE. 119 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:30,203 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOUSANDAIRE >> THOUSANDAIRE. 120 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,807 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, "DYLAN ALCOTT WINS GOLD AT PARALYMPICS." 121 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:38,511 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN FINALLY BACK AT OFFICE AFTER 18 MONTHS, OPENS WORK FRIDGE." 122 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,047 THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 123 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:44,317 BACK WITH "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." COME ON BACK 124 00:09:44,317 --> 00:10:05,839 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 125 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,909 EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY SINGLE 126 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:16,483 NIGHT. BUT RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU 127 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,685 WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS THAT YOU HAVE. 128 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,387 WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GOING TO 129 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:24,758 MEET SOME OF THEM NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 130 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:33,767 SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME * 131 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,970 >> Jimmy: WOW. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 132 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,674 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING MY NAME IS JOE BROGIE AND I 133 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:44,711 LIVE IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: HEY JOE, WELCOME 134 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:48,114 WE LOVE L.A. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOE, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE 135 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:52,218 SHOWING US TONIGHT >> SO, TODAY, I'M GOING TO BE BEATBOXING FOR YOU GUYS, BUT 136 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:57,924 KIND OF WITH A TWIST, I GUESS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY I WANT TO SEE THIS 137 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:02,395 JOE, DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? ANY HELP FROM US >> LET ME EXPLAIN. 138 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,264 SO NORMALLY, BEATBOXING, YOU KNOW, WOULD SOUND SOMETHING LIKE - 139 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:10,603 * SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 140 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,673 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: LOVE THAT, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,408 >> AND THEN, SO, I KIND OF STARTED PLAYING AROUND WITH DIFFERENT WAYS TO CHANGE UP THE 142 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:21,981 SOUND, I GUESS AND I STARTED INTRODUCING A STRAW TO IT. 143 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,352 I'M A BIG COFFEE DRINKER AND STARTED MESSING AROUND WITH THE STRAW IN BEATBOXING. 144 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,088 CAN I SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN HERE >> Jimmy: YES. 145 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,257 >> OKAY, SO CHECK THIS OUT NORMALLY IT BE LIKE -- * 146 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:36,296 YOU ADD A STRAW, AND IT KIND OF CHANGES THE SOUND A LITTLE * 147 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,466 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,434 >> SO THEN -- THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WE'RE HAPPY WITH THAT 149 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,536 >> LET'S ADD SOMETHING TO IT THOUGH IF I ACTUALLY CUT IT WHILE I 150 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:48,641 BEATBOX, IT CHANGES THE PITCH, WHICH CHANGES THE SOUND. CHECK IT OUT 151 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:56,716 * RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,586 RIGHT, KIND OF WEIRD HOW WEIRD, OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,221 BUT, LIKE I SAID, JIMMY, I'M A A BIG COFFEE DRINKER I ALWAYS HAVE A COLD BREW ON 154 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,623 ME SO, NATURALLY, I HAVE TO BEATBOX WITH MY COFFEE AS WELL 155 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:09,863 SO IF I GET THE COFFEE IN THE STRAW AND I PINCH THE BOTTOM, CHECK THIS OUT 156 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:18,271 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! 157 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:22,742 THAT'S FANTASTIC, BUDDY! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT 158 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,578 STARBUCKS MUST LOVE YOU, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. JOE, THAT'S TALENT RIGHT THERE 159 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,314 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME SOMETHING GOOD. 160 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,517 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. HELLO. 161 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,886 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HI, I'M EDDIE SPARXX AND I'M 162 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:39,793 FROM CORNWALL IN THE UK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 163 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:48,968 EDDIE SPARXX FROM THE UK EDDIE, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US THIS EVENING? 164 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:56,309 >> SO, I CAN MAKE THE SOUND OF A KAZOO WITHOUT A KAZOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,378 >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING TALENT I LIKE THIS. 166 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:02,716 CAN YOU SING A SONG FOR US, A KAZOO SONG WITHOUT A KAZOO >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO DO "AXLE 167 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:08,421 F," FROM "BEVERLY HILLS COP. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, YEAH THE CLASSIC. 168 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:12,258 YEAH, WE LOVE TO HEAR THAT EDDIE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, BUD. 169 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:30,643 >> COOL. * * 170 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,812 >> Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 171 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,983 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE UK. THIS IS WORLDWIDE TONIGHT. 172 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,086 THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT HERE, EDDIE. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY 173 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,322 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST. 174 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,358 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HEY, MY NAME IS 175 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:50,630 SIDNEY ROBINSON, AND I'M FROM MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE >> Jimmy: OH, MEMPHIS! 176 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,667 SIDNEY, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? >> SO BASICALLY, I WILL BE 177 00:13:53,667 --> 00:14:01,675 MAKING A PHONE USING THE STUFF I HAVE OVER HERE I HAVE MY KEYBOARD SET UP RIGHT 178 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:08,348 HERE AND PERFORMING A CLASSIC HIT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 179 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,083 I KIND OF UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO SO, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US 180 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,586 A SONG USING JUST HOUSEHOLD INSTRUMENTS. >> YES 181 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,889 >> Jimmy: OKAY, BUD. >> YES, FROM SCRATCH >> Jimmy: OKAY 182 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,391 WHAT SONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING FOR US "AXLE F" 183 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:23,763 >> STEVIE WONDER, "I WISH. >> Jimmy: OH ALL RIGHT. 184 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,865 HERE WE GO THAT'S A CLASSIC ALL RIGHT, SIDNEY, WHENEVER 185 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:34,074 YOU'RE READY GO FOR IT. >> ALL RIGHT 186 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:50,957 GO FOR IT. >> ALL RIGHT * 187 00:14:55,095 --> 00:15:25,959 * * 188 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:40,807 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 189 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,443 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, YO. THAT IS AWESOME RIGHT THERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 190 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:49,115 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S GET EVERYONE BACK ON HERE 191 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:59,826 AND HAVE THEM JUMP IN. GUYS, WE WANT TO JAM OUT * 192 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:06,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, YO 193 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,569 THAT'S AWESOME RIGHT THERE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE 194 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,205 FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. MY THANKS TO JOE, EDDIE AND SIDNEY 195 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,474 IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO 196 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:19,179 THETONIGHTSHOW.COM/SHOWMESOMETHI AND SUBMIT A VIDEO STICK AROUND 197 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,582 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:41,234 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY 199 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:45,505 COMEDIAN WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." HE AND JON STEWART ARE PUTTING 200 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,510 ON A SHOW CALLED "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" THIS SUNDAY AT 201 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:56,182 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 202 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,350 TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME PETE DAVIDSON! 203 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:10,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 204 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:15,201 * >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. >> VERY COOL 205 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,705 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME LOVE THAT'S SOME LOVE FOR PETE DAVIDSON RIGHT THERE. 206 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,308 >> I'M SO PROUD. OH, WOW. [ CHEERS ] 207 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,811 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE I APPRECIATE YOU COMING BACK 208 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,314 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: "SNL" HAD A GREAT SEASON LAST YEAR 209 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,617 YOU HAD HAD A GREAT SEASON AS WELL SO CONGRATS AGAIN ON THAT. 210 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,053 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION 211 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:38,925 BECAUSE THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE I KNOW - I KNEW YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH 212 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,061 HIM. BUT IT WAS MACHINE GUN KELLY AND YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE 213 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,696 SHOW, GOODNIGHTS, AND YOU'RE KIND OF HUGGING AND CELEBRATING, AND THEN, YOU FALL 214 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:46,066 OFF THE STAGE. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,402 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS GOING - WHAT'S THE REAL STORY? WHAT HAPPENED? 216 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,204 >> SO, COLTON -- OR AS YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS MACHINE GUN KELLY, HE BRUISED HIS COCCYX THAT 217 00:17:51,204 --> 00:18:03,516 WEEK - IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COCCYX IS, IT'S THE BONE IN YOUR ASS. 218 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,020 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN 219 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,390 "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE," UNCLE RICO SAYS "GRANDMA TOOK A SPILL AT THE DUNES. 220 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,259 SHE BROKE HER COCCYX." >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD REFERENCE. 221 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,528 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING HE WAS LIKE, "I BROKE MY 222 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,598 COCCYX." >> Jimmy: HE BROKE HIS COCCYX. >> HE BRUISED IT 223 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,166 AND I WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE, "NO, FOR REAL. SO HE COULDN'T LIKE WALK OR 224 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,203 SIT. AND HE HAD LIKE A TUSHY PILLOW AS WELL. 225 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,605 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST REALLY COOL TO SEE LIKE THE MOST GANGSTER THUG 226 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:30,744 DUDE I KNOW, JUST LIKE PUT A A LITTLE TUSHY PILLOW DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:33,480 >> Jimmy: JUST PLAY -- >> YEAH, JUST LIKE MEGAN FOX IS RIGHT THERE AND HE'S SITTING ON 228 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,517 HIS LITTLE TUSHY PILLOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE'S LIKE, "FOR GOODNIGHTS, 229 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,520 WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, SILLY. AND I WAS LIKE, "OR YOU KNOW, 230 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,057 YOU COULD JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT AND CLAP." [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:47,560 HE WAS LIKE, "NO, WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING, I'M GOING TO PICK YOU UP." 232 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,530 I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD DO THAT IT'S A CROWDED STAGE 233 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,366 WE'RE SHOULD JUST CLAP HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 234 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:57,070 AND HE GOT REALLY EXCITED AND HE WENT TO PICK ME UP. AND HE FORGOT THAT HE HAD 235 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:01,508 A BRUISED COCCYX [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE LIKE WENT TO PICK ME UP, 236 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:07,347 AND THEN, HE COULDN'T GO UP, SO HE JUST STARTED TO SLOWLY TILT BACK 237 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,749 AND HE WENT -- HE WENT, "OH, NO." AND IT WAS SUCH A SLOW FALL, WE 238 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,353 HAD TIME FOR HIM TO GO, "OH, NO," AND I WENT, "YOU'RE A A [ BLEEP ] MORON. 239 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,090 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT WAS THAT SLOW OF A FALL 240 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:20,126 >> IT WAS THAT SLOW. I GOT THE FULL LINE OUT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A CLIP -- 241 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,795 >> OH, GREAT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 242 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:24,197 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S MACHINE GUN KELLY TRYING TO PICK PETE UP ON "SNL. 243 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:24,798 HERE'S MACHINE GUN KELLY TRYING TO PICK PETE UP ON "SNL. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 244 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:34,908 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS LIKE, YO 245 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,410 THAT WAS - >> AND THEN THEY CUT RIGHT AFTER THAT 246 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,680 THEY WENT RIGHT TO -- THEY WENT RIGHT TO WHATEVER THE NEXT THING WAS. 247 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,750 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I WENT TO -- NOBODY EVER TEXTS ME DURING A SHOW 248 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,052 I WENT BACK, THERE WAS LIKE 40 TEXTS [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,555 YO, YOU ALIVE? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUNNY, DUDE 250 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,358 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT 251 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,693 "SUICIDE SQUAD" AND "SNL," AND I THINK I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU GOT A DOG. 252 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:58,732 AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S AWESOME. >> YEAH. 253 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,568 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 254 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,204 >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW, YOU CAME 255 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:09,676 BACK HERE AND YOU JUST TOLD ME BACKSTAGE, "IT'S COOL, I JUST GOT A DOG. 256 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,612 AND I GO, "YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT ALREADY." >> YEAH, I GOT THREE DOGS 257 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:17,851 DURING THE PANDEMIC BECAUSE IT'S HARD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 258 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,586 NO, I GOT THE FIRST DOG LIKE FOR ME, BUT I HAD TO LEAVE AND GO DO SOMETHING, SO I HAD TO 259 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:25,892 STAY WITH MY MOM AND THEN WHEN I CAME BACK, THE DOG WAS LIKE REALLY TIGHT WITH 260 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:31,131 MY MOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE MORE -- LIKE IT WASN'T AS 261 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:35,468 EXCITED TO SEE ME AS IT WAS MY MOM. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 262 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,405 >> SO, I BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, SAME SITUATION 263 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,173 HAPPENED, WHERE I HAD TO GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT I WAS LIKE, CAN'T LEAVE IT WITH 264 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:46,946 MY MOM - >> Jimmy: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED 265 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,549 >> YEAH, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST ONE. SO, I GAVE IT TO MY SISTER 266 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,852 BECAUSE SHE'S THE LESS LOVABLE OF THE DAVIDSONS [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:57,090 I'M JUST KIDDING SHE'S WONDERFUL. SHE ACTUALLY JUST GOT HER COAT 268 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:01,061 SHE GOT COATED SHE'S LIKE A REGISTERED NURSE NOW. 269 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,763 >> Jimmy: HEY, THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 270 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,399 SO, I WAS LIKE, "SAFE. I'LL GIVE HER THE DOG. AND THEN, I CAME BACK, SAME 271 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:11,204 THING HAPPENED THE DOG WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER AND NOT ME 272 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:15,141 SO, I BOUGHT A THIRD DOG, AND NOW, SHE'S WITH ME ALL THE TIME 273 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:20,080 AND THIS ONE -- THIS ONE I THINK IS GOING TO STAY WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,550 >> Jimmy: GOOD NOW YOU'VE GOT THREE DOGS. >> YEAH. 275 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,251 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU QUICKLY. I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING READY TO 276 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:29,356 WORK ON A COUPLE PROJECTS, BUT ONE PROJECT YOU'RE WORKING ON I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT 277 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,958 YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY JOEY RAMONE. >> YES, THAT IS -- 278 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,594 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH THANK YOU, YEAH. 279 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:38,765 I WOULD ALSO BE HESITANT TO CLAP AS WELL >> Jimmy: NO 280 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:43,436 >> NO, IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING IT WAS LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO, I GOT A CALL 281 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,172 THEY WERE LIKE, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY JOEY RAMONE. AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OF 282 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,242 COURSE." BUT I THOUGHT IT WASN'T A REAL THING. 283 00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:51,911 AND THEN, IT BECAME A REAL THING. SO, YEAH, HOPEFULLY IN JANUARY 284 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,815 OR FEBRUARY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING, BUDDY. 285 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,852 I NEVER HEARD YOU SING >> I CAN'T >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 286 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:01,388 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS PERFECT. >> AS A JOKE -- THIS IS TRUE - 287 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:05,091 THREE YEARS AGO, I STARTED TAKING SINGING LESSONS AS A JOKE 288 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,394 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE I -- NO. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 289 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,130 FUNNY IF LIKE, ONE DAY, LIKE, I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS 290 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:13,733 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND LIKE BELT OUT - AND JUST BELT IT OUT A SONG. 291 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,569 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WOULD BE A GOOD BIT 292 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,371 >> JUST KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS IN THE MOST UN, YOU KNOW, SONG-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT AND 293 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:22,809 JUST BELT OUT LIKE SINATRA OR SOMETHING. YES, SO I'VE BEEN GOING TO 294 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:26,312 THIS - FOR LIKE A YEAR -- I WENT TO THIS GUY WHO HE'S A VOICE COACH 295 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:31,985 OF THE STARS >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 296 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:34,721 >> AND I REMEMBER GOING UP TO HIS APARTMENT AND HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS SO GREAT. 297 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,223 THIS IS COOL, WE GET TO WORK TOGETHER." HE'S LIKE, "WHAT PROJECT IS 298 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:41,161 THIS FOR?" AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS FOR MY PURE ENJOYMENT." 299 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,230 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M JUST HERE TO HANG AND LEARN SOMETHING. 300 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,733 >> I CAN'T SING YET, BUT I KNOW WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE 301 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,102 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. >> YEAH. 302 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,904 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT 303 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:52,572 >> OH, ONE DAY, I WILL BELT THAT OUT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 304 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,507 THIS SUNDAY. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 20 YEARS: A 305 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,411 A COMEDY CELEBRATION." LISTEN TO ALL THESE COMEDIANS THAT ARE GOING TO BE AT THE 306 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:03,049 GARDEN THIS SUNDAY AMY SCHUMER, BILL BURR, COLLIN JOST, COLLIN QUINN, 307 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:13,526 DAVE ATTELL, DAVE CHAPPELLE, JOHN MULANEY, JON STEWART, MICHAEL CHE. 308 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO BE THERE. >> JIMMY'S GOING TO BE THERE 309 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> VERY NICE OF YOU TO -- I 310 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,069 KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY GUY SO THANKS FOR DOING THAT >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME 311 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,804 YOU SENT ME A TEXT AND YOU GO, "WELL, I MIGHT PUT THIS THING ON WITH JON AND WOULD YOU BE 312 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:29,976 INTERESTED?" AND I GO, "ANYTHING. OBVIOUSLY FOR THE CITY AND FOR 313 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,079 YOU, I'LL DO IT. BUT I MEAN, WAS IT HARD TO GET THESE? 314 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,684 >> THE LINEUP IS NUTS. YEAH, IT'S LIKE THE AVENGERS AND ME 315 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:42,489 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY COOL 316 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,357 ME AND JON JUST REACHED OUT TO -- LUCKILY, WE HAVE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS AND WE REACHED 317 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:50,497 OUT AND EVERYBODY WAS SUPER STOKED TO DO IT. AND IT WAS JUST LIKE -- YOU 318 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,165 KNOW, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A THING THAT'S CLOSE TO ME AND STUFF SO, I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE 319 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,134 WANTED TO DO A THING, LIKE SOME SORT OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE AN ARTICLE, AND IT ALL JUST FELT 320 00:23:54,134 --> 00:24:04,444 REALLY WEIRD SO I JUST CALLED JON AND I WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING 321 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,747 FUN, LIKE A FUN LITTLE PARTY, AND LIKE JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME." 322 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,517 SO THAT'S HOW IT CAME TOGETHER AND HE DOES A LOT, YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIREMEN AND A LOT FOR 323 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:14,320 THE CITY >> Jimmy: AND ALL THE PROCEEDS ARE GOING TO GO TO 324 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,791 9/11 CHARITIES >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 325 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:21,628 >> Jimmy: VERY COOL. I CAN'T WAIT I'M HONORED TO BE PART OF IT 326 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,464 I LOVE THAT HE PUT IT TOGETHER, IT'S AWESOME I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON 327 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,433 SUNDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NYC STILL RISING AFTER 328 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:30,470 20 YEARS: A COMEDY CELEBRATION" IS HAPPENING THIS SUNDAY AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 329 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,507 TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. MORE WITH PETE DAVIDSON WHEN WE COME BACK. 330 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:54,160 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 331 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,129 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HANGING OUT WITH 332 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:59,099 PETE DAVIDSON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 333 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:02,569 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "WHEEL OF 334 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:05,739 OPINIONS." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 335 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:13,446 * WHEEL OF OPINIONS * >> Jimmy: OKAY I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH 336 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:17,650 ACTIVATES THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR. IT'LL LAND ON A RANDOM TOPIC 337 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,620 WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION ON IT. YOU READY FOR THIS 338 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:28,928 >> OKAY. HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: FIRST TOPIC IS - 339 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:37,671 [ BEEPING "WOULD YOU RATHER BE CAUGHT SAYING I WENT GLAMPING OR I'M 340 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:39,839 HANGRY?" >> WHAT'S GLAMPING [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,142 >> Jimmy: GLAMPING IS -- IS -- IS PEOPLE SAY GLAMPING IT'S LIKE GLAMOROUS CAMPING, 342 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:45,745 MAYBE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE GO, LIKE, "I WENT -- I 343 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,714 WENT GLAMPING. YEAH, PEOPLE KNOW IT >> PEOPLE. 344 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,683 >> OH, FOR GOD SAKES, EVERYBODY KNOWS GLAMPING >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 345 00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:51,751 WHOA >> EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT GLAMPING IS. 346 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,287 >> Jimmy: THAT IS JON STEWART, RIGHT THERE! * 347 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:57,891 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, THAT IS JON. >> GLAMPING IS VERY POPULAR. 348 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,026 >> Jimmy: THAT IS JON STEWART, RIGHT THERE. JON. 349 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:04,097 >> HEY, JON. >> Jimmy: WELCOME, JON >> LET ME GET MY GLASSES ON, SO 350 00:26:04,097 --> 00:26:08,802 I LOOK LIKE MY OPINIONS ARE SMARTER. >> Jimmy: JON -- JON, THANK 351 00:26:08,802 --> 00:26:12,038 YOU. JON, YOU WERE JUST STREAMING THE SHOW FROM HOME 352 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:16,142 >> I'M AT WORK >> Jimmy: YES, I'M SORRY I'M STILL AT WORK. 353 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:19,846 YOU KNOW, PETER, SOMEBODY HAS TO MAKE A LIVING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. 354 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:24,451 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S ME. >> Jimmy: JON. 355 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:27,187 HE COMES HOME AND EATS THE PEANUT BUTTER. HE DRINKS THE MILK, AND I PAY. 356 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:34,828 >> Jimmy: I KNOW JON, DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON GLAMPING OR HANGRY 357 00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:40,066 >> EITHER ONE OF THOSE SHOULD, AND AGAIN, I'M NOT A MAN THAT'S SPEAKING FOR VIGILANTE JUSTICE 358 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,202 BUT IF YOU WERE TO USE ANY, I BELIEVE IT'S NOT IMPROPER TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF A 359 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:49,142 A VEHICLE. [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A CITY BIKE, AND - 360 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:53,079 >> Jimmy: A CITY BIKE. >> -- TO DRAG YOU THROUGH SIXTH AVENUE 361 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,715 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH SOME PEOPLE CALL THE 362 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:58,752 AVENUE OF AMERICA. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY DO. IT'S VERY POPULAR. 363 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:02,255 >> AND TO HAVE TOWNSPEOPLE CURSE YOUR NAME AND SPIT UPON YOU. 364 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:06,192 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD OPINION. 365 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,595 JON, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, CAN WE JUST, MAYBE, GET YOUR OPINION ON A COUPLE OTHER TOPICS 366 00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:12,432 LET'S TRY ONE. >> JIMMY, I WAS HOPING -- I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK 367 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:15,602 HERE'S ONE OPINION YOU MAY NOT KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 368 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:19,539 I -- I LOVE PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH 369 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:21,841 >> OH. I LOVE JON >> THAT'S A FACT 370 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,445 >> HE'S SUCH A GOOD GUY. >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT. All RIGHT, HOW ABOUT ANY 371 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:31,885 OPINION ON -- LET'S SEE IF PETE DAVIDSON COMES UP ON THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR. 372 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:34,387 [ BEEPING >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT 373 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:37,057 "SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS. >> HOW NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,059 >> YEAH. I HAVE AN OPINION ON THAT. YOUR GENERATOR IS FULL OF 375 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:41,728 [ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 376 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:45,065 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY GENERATOR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 377 00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:50,170 >> YOUR A -- YOUR -- YOUR TOPIC GENERATOR! >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY -- WHY, 378 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:53,340 "SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS," DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON IT? NOT THE GENERATOR. 379 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,444 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION WITH SWIMMING IN THEM, BUT I AM 380 00:27:57,444 --> 00:28:03,149 PRO-BLOW [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH 381 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:10,924 YOU, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] PETE, ANY -- 382 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:13,560 >> I THINK IT'S A LOVELY THING TO DO WITH YOUR FAMILY ON VACATION 383 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,898 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO >> ALSO, PRO-BLOW [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: HE'S ALSO PRO-BLOW [ 384 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,534 BLEEP ]. YEAH, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:26,106 OUR FINAL TOPIC. HERE WE GO [ BEEPING 386 00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:28,408 THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR, JON. >> ALL RIGHT 387 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:31,911 WHAT DO YOU GOT? [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: "METS VERSUS 388 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,547 YANKEES. I HAVE A -- I HAVE A FEELING WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO LAND, 389 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:38,051 JON? PETE, DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION, METS VERSUS YANKEES? 390 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:42,422 >> I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE METS, BECAUSE THEIR FANS ARE SAD [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:46,226 BUT AS A -- WHEN YOU'RE IN NEW YORK AND YOU GET THE CHOICE, THEN WHY - 392 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:49,195 YOU PICK THE YANKEES BECAUSE THEY -- THEY WIN >> Jimmy: YEAH 393 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:52,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU DON'T - >> YEAH. 394 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,868 >> FIRST OF ALL -- >> BUT -- BUT, I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE -- 395 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,070 >> YOU DON'T GET A CHOICE. >> I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE METS. IT'S LIKE IT WOULD BE NICE FOR 396 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,471 THE METS OR JETS TO WIN SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 397 00:28:58,471 --> 00:29:02,075 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JON, JONATHAN? >> AS A METS FAN SINCE THE 398 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:07,347 1960s -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> -- I ACCEPT PETER'S 399 00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:10,016 CHARITY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND AS FANS, WE WIN NOTHING, 400 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:14,654 BUT IT IS NOT A CHOICE MY FATHER WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN, AND WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE 401 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:24,264 THE YANKEES. IT WAS -- HE WOULD RATHER YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES IN THE STREET, 402 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:29,302 WHILE DRINKING WHISKEY - >> Jimmy: YEAH, AS A CHILD >> -- NAKED 403 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:32,372 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> AS A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD -- BY 404 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:37,711 THE WAY, NOT A GOOD FATHER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WOULD RATHER THAT 405 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:40,246 >> THAN LIKE THE YANKEES >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT SO, YOU ARE DIE HARD ALL THE 406 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,849 WAY, METS ALL THE WAY. JON STEWART. [ BELL RINGING ] 407 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,919 >> I BELIEVE IN THE TWO THINGS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 408 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:50,290 >> Jimmy: PETE DAVIDSON, JON STEWART, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,926 >> THANKS, JON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE PETE, JON 410 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,794 AND OTHER GREAT COMEDIANS, THIS SUNDAY AT "NYC STILL RISING AT THE 20 YEARS: A COMEDY 411 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,463 CELEBRATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 412 00:29:56,463 --> 00:30:03,203 MEREDITH HAGNER. >> I HAVE MORE OPINIONS. >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND 413 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,704 >> WHO WANTS MORE OPINIONS >> Jimmy: THE GENERATOR IS NOW TALKING! 414 00:30:04,704 --> 00:30:11,378 * IT'S A BRAND NEW TOPIC GENERATOR. 415 00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:24,391 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS ALONGSIDE JOHN CENA IN THE NEW 416 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:31,264 HIT FILM "VACATION FRIENDS," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU PLEASE WELCOME MEREDITH HAGNER 417 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:55,221 * * >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE! 418 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,391 >> I KEEP WANTING TO GIVE ALSO MY ATTENTION TO THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, THE ROOTS 419 00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:00,694 RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME 420 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,328 HI, JIMMY. HI >> Jimmy: MEREDITH, I'M SO 421 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,631 HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON THE SHOW YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 422 00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:06,700 THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE SHOW >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 423 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,768 >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW, BUT APPARENTLY WE'VE -- WE'VE MET BEFORE. 424 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:14,240 >> YEAH, IT WAS REALLY HUGE FOR, I THINK BOTH OF US. NO, I -- I MET YOU WHEN I WAS 425 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,178 16 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I WAS A HUGE STROKES 426 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:24,084 FAN, LIKE, ARGUABLY THE BIGGEST STROKES FAN IN THE WORLD AND MY DAD DROPS ME OFF AT THE 427 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:29,322 RITZ THEATER I WENT BY MYSELF TO A SHOW WHEN I WAS 16 428 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:33,093 SO, IT WAS LIKE 1942, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,795 AND YOU OPENED FOR THE STROKES >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH. 430 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:38,198 >> Jimmy: I OPENED -- DID YOU KNOW WHO I WAS >> YEAH. 431 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:41,368 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS A HUGE FAN. 432 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:43,536 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE -- YOU'RE - >> NO, YOU WERE REALLY FUNNY, AND I WAS LIKE WHO'S THIS GUY? 433 00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:47,107 I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU IN A A WHITE TRACK SUIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 434 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,209 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I USED TO WEAR WHITE JUICY COUTURE TRACK SUITS. 435 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:51,745 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH I ALWAYS -- I WAS REALLY INTO. 436 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,880 AND THEN, I WAS LIKE, I GOT MY LITTLE T-SHIRT AND I WAS WAITING BY THE, YOU KNOW, AREA 437 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,118 IN THE BACK -- WHAT IS IT THE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BACKSTAGE. 438 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,154 >> BACKSTAGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND I WAS WAITING FOR 439 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:03,323 THE BAND TO SIGN IT, AND I HAD MY T-SHIRT OUT, AND YOU CAME UP AND SIGNED MY SHIRT, WHICH WAS 440 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:08,061 REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: OH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 441 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:09,763 >> AND, SO, PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "DID THE STROKES SIGN YOUR SHIRT," 'CAUSE I WORE IT, 442 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:15,568 LIKE, EVERY DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I'D BE LIKE, "NO, THE GUY THAT OPENED DID. 443 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:18,271 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "NO." [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:20,273 "THE GUY THAT, YEAH, THE GUY WHO I DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, JERRY FALCON 445 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:23,209 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. "JERRY FALCON DID. 446 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,078 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN, SO MANY PEOPLE ASKED ME WHO IT WAS, AND I HAD TO SAY 447 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,080 "JIMMY FALLON. SO, I THINK I'M REALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CAREER. 448 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,215 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, YOU -- THANK YOU 449 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,151 I APPRECIATE THAT. >> ENOUGH PEOPLE IN NORTH CAROLINA HEARD, AND NOW 450 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:33,720 YOU'RE HERE. >> Jimmy: NORTH CAROLINA -- THAT'S -- THE RITZ 451 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,690 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I SHALL RETURN I DO REMEMBER OPENING UP FOR 452 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:40,093 THE STROKES. WE OPENED UP FOR THEM FOR SIX SHOWS. 453 00:32:40,093 --> 00:32:42,996 AND I JUST DID -- WE HAD, LIKE, COMEDY MUSIC AND I WAS SO EXCITED, BECAUSE I 454 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:46,399 LOVED THE STROKES AS WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NO ONE WANTED TO 455 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,535 SEE ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A COMEDIAN 456 00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:50,737 OPEN UP FOR A BAND >> I MEAN, IT'S A TOUGH ONE, 'CAUSE PEOPLE DO GO FOR MUSIC, 457 00:32:50,737 --> 00:32:53,840 SPECIFICALLY SO YOU'RE ALREADY STARTING >> Jimmy: OH, PEOPLE -- WE'D 458 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,111 JUST GET GIGS WHERE PEOPLE WOULD JUST SCREAM, "GET OFF THE STAGE! 459 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:02,148 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "SO, YOU GUYS GO TO THE MOVIE THEATERS?" 460 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,551 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHAT JUST DOING MY STAND-UP OR 461 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:07,153 WHATEVER I'M SO HAPPY THOUGH THAT YOU SAW THAT AND HAD A GOOD MEMORY 462 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,789 >> A REALLY GOOD MEMORY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. 463 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,858 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- THERE'S SO MANY THINGS -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HIT HULU MOVIE 464 00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:15,795 BUT ALSO, YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND JUST RECENTLY HAD A BABY BOY >> YEAH, WE DID. 465 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:19,065 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, THANKS. 466 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,135 * >> Jimmy: AND, WE LOVE WYATT I LOVE WYATT RUSSELL 467 00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:24,971 I LOVE HIM PLEASE GIVE HIM MY BEST. HOW OLD IS THE BABY? 468 00:33:24,971 --> 00:33:28,074 WHAT IS THE BABY'S NAME? WHAT'S HE LIKE >> HE'S AMAZING. 469 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,909 HE'S EIGHT-MONTHS-OLD. >> Jimmy: AW HIS NAME'S BUDDY PRINE 470 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:31,978 WE LOVE HIM. WE NAMED HIM AFTER JOHN PRINE, WHO WE'RE HUGE FANS OF 471 00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:33,680 AND, YEAH -- IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE I WAS -- NOT THAT I WASN'T A A BABY PERSON, BUT WHEN 472 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:39,619 PEOPLE -- WHEN I WOULD SEE NEWBORNS, I WAS KIND OF LIKE, "YEAH. 473 00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:42,355 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 474 00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:44,657 YEAH." >> AND THEN WHEN I HAD HIM, LIKE, I WAS TRULY CONVINCED HE 475 00:33:44,657 --> 00:33:48,094 WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY THAT HAD EVER BEEN BORN TO THE POINT, WHERE I WAS 476 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,097 ALMOST EMBARRASSED FOR US IN THE HOSPITAL PEOPLE WOULD COME IN, I'D BE 477 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:54,934 LIKE, "IT'S INSANE." [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW 478 00:33:54,934 --> 00:33:56,836 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S INSANE, YEAH "WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST -- 479 00:33:56,836 --> 00:34:00,407 YEAH, THE BEST LOOKING BABY. >> AND I LOOK BACK ON PHOTOS, AND I'M LIKE, "OH, HE WAS 480 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:03,243 A NEWBORN. >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY, YEAH 481 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:06,312 >> HE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AWAY FROM THE BABY? 482 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:08,815 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING ARE YOU -- 483 00:34:08,815 --> 00:34:12,652 >> I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 484 00:34:12,652 --> 00:34:14,387 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. REALLY >> THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED FOR 485 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:19,059 NEW MOMS GLAM AND 15 HOURS OF SLEEP >> Jimmy: >> AND THIS AND YOU. 486 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,594 >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD >> BUT ALSO THE SLEEP. >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE KNOW 487 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:25,832 YOU FROM "SEARCH PARTY." >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE GREAT 488 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:28,635 REVIEWS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT NOW, HERE YOU ARE, DOING 489 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,503 THIS NEW FILM, "VACATION FRIENDS" WITH JOHN CENA, AND IT IS THE BIGGEST FILM OPENING -- 490 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:37,677 ORIGINAL MOVIE IN HULU'S HISTORY. SO, NOT BAD, MAKING A LITTLE 491 00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:39,979 HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS. 492 00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:42,716 THANKS >> Jimmy: IT'S A HUGE HIT. >> YEAH. 493 00:34:42,716 --> 00:34:45,418 >> Jimmy: AND I HEARD THAT IT'S JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A SEQUEL BEING MADE 494 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:48,922 >> YEAH, WE GOT A SEQUEL, WHICH IS SO AMAZING, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 495 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:51,558 YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S GIGANTIC. >> THANKS. 496 00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:54,294 I'M -- I'M GEEKED OUT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S GREAT WE KNOW JOHN AND LIL REL AS 497 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:59,766 WELL >> THEY'RE THE BEST. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE JUST FUN, 498 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,668 AREN'T THEY? >> OH, UNBELIEVABLE. LIKE, THEY'RE BOTH SUCH COMIC 499 00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:03,370 GENIUSES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE PRETTY BRILLIANT YOURSELF 500 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:06,039 >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP WHAT "VACATION FRIENDS" IS ABOUT? 501 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:08,508 >> YEAH. IT'S A FILM ABOUT TWO COUPLES THAT ARE VERY -- THEY BECOME 502 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:13,213 VERY - THEY'RE UNLIKELY FRIENDS JOHN CENA AND I PLAY, LIKE, THE 503 00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:17,050 COUPLE YOU CANNOT GET RID OF YOU MEET FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THEY WERE 504 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:18,651 NICE." AND THEN YOU JUST YOU CAN'T LOSE THEM. 505 00:35:18,651 --> 00:35:21,187 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IT'S A REALLY FUN MOVIE I THINK IT'S -- IT'S A GOOD 506 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:24,457 FEEL GOOD -- REMINDS ME OF, LIKE, OLD SCHOOL COMEDIES IN A A WAY THAT'S REFRESHING. 507 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,526 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE, KIND OF, WANT RIGHT NOW. 508 00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:28,928 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MEREDITH HAGNER IN "VACATION FRIENDS. 509 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:29,896 HERE'S MEREDITH HAGNER IN "VACATION FRIENDS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 510 00:35:32,065 --> 00:35:33,733 OH, AND IF YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT PRIVACY AND YOU WANT TO, 511 00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:38,171 LIKE, GET REALLY KOOKY TONIGHT, WE'RE EXTREMELY LOUD I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE WALLS 512 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:41,608 ARE MADE OF, BUT YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. OKAY 513 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:47,747 LISTEN [ SCREAMING YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE 514 00:35:47,747 --> 00:35:53,853 THIS I JUST SCREAMED IN THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:56,923 >> Jimmy: MEREDITH HAGNER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:35:56,923 --> 00:35:59,325 "VACATION FRIENDS" IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. >> THANKS GUYS 517 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,595 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON BABY BUDDY PRINE >> YEAH. 518 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,698 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BABY KEEM PERFORMS 519 00:36:04,698 --> 00:36:07,534 FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 520 00:36:07,534 --> 00:36:23,783 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT, 521 00:36:23,783 --> 00:36:30,290 PERFORMING "ISSUES" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "THE MELODIC BLUE," GIVE IT UP FOR BABY KEEM 522 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,791 NEW ALBUM "THE MELODIC BLUE," GIVE IT UP FOR BABY KEEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,542 * I'VE BEEN NAGGING MY FRIENDS 524 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:54,347 I'VE BEEN STUCK ON MY ENDS MEMORIES ABOUT PEOPLE * * ALL IN MY HEA 525 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:58,385 FIRST COME TO MIND IS MY MAMA BUYING ME JORDANS * 526 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:03,857 * ARE WE REALLY MAD EQUAL CAUSE EVERYBODY GOT PLAN I CAN'T GO GHOST 527 00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:07,794 I FACED DEMONS * * DON'T LET I DEFEAT YOU 528 00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:12,832 ALL IN MY HAND I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU * * TO COME OUT THE TRANC 529 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:18,171 I LOOK MYSELF IN THE MIRRO WHEN I CAN * * I SPEAK THE TRUTH 530 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:23,410 TELL ME IN PIECE I KNOW IT'S YO I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU DO * 531 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:28,882 * I KNOW SINCE WE FIRST GOT EVICTED OUT A ROOF MY NEWS SINCE REHA 532 00:37:28,882 --> 00:37:32,619 I WAS JUST TRYING * * TO SEE YO HOW CAN I RESENT YOU 533 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:38,191 DEMONS AND TISSU GRANDMA I MISSED YOU * * YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 534 00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:41,561 WE BEEN THROUG DON'T LET THE WOLVES COME GET YOU * 535 00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:46,266 * PLEASE DON'T LET THEM COME GET YOU HOW CAN I RESENT YOU 536 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:51,071 DEMONS AND TISSUE * * GRANDMA I MISSED YO YOU DON'T KNOW WHA 537 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:56,443 WE BEEN THROUG DON'T LET THE WOLVES * * COME GET YO 538 00:37:56,443 --> 00:38:13,159 PLEASE DON'T LET THE COME GET YOU * * 539 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:19,499 * * RUN AWAY FROM HOM RUN AWAY FROM HOME 540 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:24,637 WHEN THE NIGHT'S GON WHEN THE NIGHT'S GONE * * RUN AWAY FROM HOM 541 00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:33,380 RUN AWAY FROM HOME WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY YOU SEEM TO BE CONVINCED * 542 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:38,752 * WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY A QUESTION MAKES I WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY 543 00:38:38,752 --> 00:38:44,524 YOU LIVIN' ON THE FENCE * * WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WH SLEEPIN' ON IT 544 00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:49,796 WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY GIVE ME SOME SENSE * * WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WH 545 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:55,368 I WANT YOU THERE WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THE DEMONS IN YOUR HEAD * 546 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:59,606 * WHY DO WE PLAY VICTIM GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD ATTENTIO 547 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:05,645 THE IS MY LIFE SENTENCE * * WE'RE COMMITTED DIFFERENCE IN OUR VISION 548 00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:14,154 DON'T YOU GET OFFENDED WHEN THE DARKNESS HITS * * ALL THE I'M NOT KIDDING 549 00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:19,826 GROW A TREE PLANT THESE SEED LET IT BREED MY SISTER REALLY RIRI * 550 00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:25,298 * ONLY SEE ME ON THE SCREEN I KNOW SHE NEEDS M I CAN HELP BUT FEEL GUILTY 551 00:39:25,298 --> 00:39:32,539 HOW CAN I RESENT YOU * * DEMONS AND TISSUE GRANDMA AND I MISSED YOU 552 00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:35,675 YOU DON'T KNOW WHA WE BEEN THROUGH * * DON'T LET THE WOLVE 553 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:41,815 COME GET YOU PLEASE DON'T LET THE COME GET YOU * 554 00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:46,619 * HOW CAN I RESENT YO DEMONS AND TISSU GRANDMA AND I MISSED YOU 555 00:39:46,619 --> 00:39:50,790 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT * * WE BEEN THROUGH DON'T LET THE WOLVES 556 00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:57,330 COME GET YOU * * PLEASE DON'T LET THEM COME GET YOU * 557 00:39:57,330 --> 00:40:02,335 * PLEASE DON'T LET THEM COME GET YOU * * 558 00:40:04,604 --> 00:40:16,249 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 559 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:19,519 >> Jimmy: BABY KEEM! "THE MELODIC BLUE" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY 560 00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:25,859 MY THANKS TO PETE DAVIDSON, MEREDITH HAGNER, JON STEWART BABY KEEM ONCE AGAIN 561 00:40:25,859 --> 00:40:29,596 AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 562 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:33,733 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! 563 00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:36,102 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *