1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,312 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:19,619 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:23,456 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TREVOR NOAH, 4 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:28,061 BEANIE FELDSTEIN MUSICAL GUESTS GORILLAZ FEATURING AJ TRACEY, 5 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:35,635 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1509 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:41,007 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:53,553 --> 00:01:01,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,063 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:07,934 HEY! THAT IS A CROWD! THANK YOU, GUYS. 10 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,903 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. HAVE A SEAT. 11 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,206 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,175 YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE WATCHING. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD 13 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:23,683 LABOR DAY WEEKEND. YOU DID? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:27,187 YEAH, AMERICANS GOT TOGETHER TO FIRE UP THE GRILL. GRAB A COLD BEER AND TOSS BACK 15 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:32,759 SOME HORSE DEWORMER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 16 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:36,930 LABOR DAY IS OVER, AND NOW WE'RE GEARING UP FOR FALL. IT'S THAT SPECIAL TIME WHEN 17 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:41,101 EVERY BARBECUE TABLE CLOTH BECOMES A GUY'S SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,471 AND OF COURSE, THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR IS HERE AND THIS IS COOL, TODAY, FIRST 19 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,539 LADY, JILL BIDEN, RETURNED TO TEACH IN-PERSON CLASSES AT NORTHERN VIRGINIA COMMUNITY 20 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:57,784 COLLEGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ISN'T THAT AMAZING 21 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,386 I'LL BE HONEST, IT'S NOT A A GREAT SIGN FOR JOE'S PRESIDENCY WHEN JILL'S LIKE, 22 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:06,059 "YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WON'T GIVE UP MY DAY JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,828 IT'S GOT TO BE WEIRD FOR HER TEACHER'S ASSISTANT TO HEAR, "GRADE THESE 24 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:12,766 I HAVE TO GO MINGLE WITH THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN." [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,467 BUT JILL'S GLAD TO BE BACK TEACHING IN PERSON BECAUSE ON ZOOM YOU CAN SEE JOE IN THE 26 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:22,442 BACKGROUND IRONING HIS PANTS [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW IT'S FALL 27 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:27,747 BECAUSE COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,483 I WAS WATCHING SOME OF THAT THIS WEEKEND EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT 29 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,086 THIS ON SATURDAY, A FRESHMAN ON THE INDIANA HOOSIERS WAS SPOTTED 30 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:38,558 WITH A TYPO ON HIS JERSEY. HERE'S A PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:44,698 YEAH, INSTEAD OF INDIANA, IT SAYS, "INDINIA." [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,266 INDINIA. >> Steve: INDINIA. >> Jimmy: INDINIA SOUNDS LIKE 33 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:50,470 A MARVEL CHARACTER'S HOMELAND. "I HAIL FROM THE PLANET OF INDINIA. 34 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:54,207 ONE DAY HE HOPES TO GO PRO AND PLAY FOR THE INDINIAPOLIS COLTS 35 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:57,811 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER INDIANA LOST THE GAME, HE'S LIKE, "YOU GUYS LOST. 36 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:02,716 I'M ON INDINIA I'M UNDEFEATED." [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,417 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS -- [ LAUGHTER ] MARVEL'S NEW MOVIE "SHANG-CHI 38 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,219 AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS" CRUSHED LABOR DAY RECORDS WITH A $90 MILLION BOX 39 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:20,100 OFFICE DEBUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT NOW THE ONLY OTHER PEOPLE 40 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:24,137 CLOSE TO HAVING TEN RINGS ARE TOM BRADY AND EVERY UNCLE IN NEW JERSEY 41 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:30,477 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS MADE ME LAUGH A STATUE OF SCOTTISH HERO 42 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,113 WILLIAM WALLACE JUST WENT UP IN SCOTLAND IT'S BASED ON MEL GIBSON'S 43 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:37,384 PERFORMANCE AS WALLACE IN "BRAVEHEART. PEOPLE AREN'T TOO HAPPY WITH 44 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:42,622 HOW IT LOOKS NOW, AS A REMINDER, HERE'S MEL GIBSON IN "BRAVEHEART. 45 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:48,962 AND HERE'S THE NEW STATUE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WHAT 46 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:55,835 [ APPLAUSE ] OH, NO >> Jimmy: PRETTY ROUGH 47 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,470 WELL, PARAMOUNT JUST RELEASED A STATEMENT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 48 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:02,075 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY SAID, "THE STATUE MIGHT NOT BE FOR EVERYONE, BUT WE'RE 49 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:06,780 HONORED THAT OUR FILM IS BEING COMMEMORATED IN THIS WAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,050 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: THEN THE STATUE ACTUALLY RELEASED ITS OWN 51 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,119 STATEMENT AND SAID, "YEAH, I'M THE FIRST STERTURE IN SCERTLERND - 52 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,623 [ LAUGHTER ] AND MERBE EVEN THE WERL WERLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,358 THEN PARAMOUNT SAID, "IT IS TRULY AN HONOR TO HAVE 'BRAVEHEART' IMMORTALIZED LIKE 54 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:24,698 THIS THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,534 AND THE STATUE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THEY'LL NEVER TERK AWAY OUR FRERDERM." 56 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,604 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THIS STATUE OF OLD SOCCER STAR CHRISTIANO RONALDO SPOKE 57 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,975 UP AND SAID, "KERP YER HEAD UP, WERLLIERM. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,778 YOU'RE PERFECT JERST THE WAY YER ER." [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:43,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN THIS OLD PLAQUE OF ELVIS PRESLEY SAID, "HERTERS 60 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:49,522 GERNNA HERTE [ LAUGHTER ] YER LOOK JERST LIKE MEL GIBSON 61 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:52,692 IN 'BRERVEHERT." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY THE STATUE OF 62 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,862 LUCILLE BALL SAID, "ARE YOU SINGLE [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:55,862 --> 00:05:02,302 CAUSE I'M -- AND LOOKING LIKE A SNERK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 64 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:07,707 WELL, WE MENTIONED ELVIS AND GET THIS SOMEONE JUST PAID OVER 65 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:13,446 $72,000 FOR A CHUNK OF HIS HAIR AT AN AUCTION. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:18,151 THE AUCTIONEER WAS LIKE, "SOLD TO THE FREAK IN THE THIRD ROW. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,154 AND RIGHT AFTER SOMEONE CUT A $72,000 CHECK FOR HAIR IN A JAR, CHASE BANK CALLED LIKE, 68 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:28,094 "SO, WE'RE HOPING THIS IS A FRAUD. [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,731 THAT'S RIGHT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PAID OVER $72,000 FOR A CLUMP OF HAIR 70 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,869 THAT BELONGED TO ELVIS PRESLEY CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:40,573 THERE IT IS. WHAT DO YOU THINK, QUEST >> Questlove: I DON'T KNOW, 72 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:45,378 MAN. >> Jimmy: MARK >> YEAH, IT'S VERY WEIRD 73 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:49,749 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JAMES? >> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE 74 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:54,788 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:54,788 --> 00:06:03,730 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WORTH EVERY PENNY, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:07,667 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS GOOD. NOT BAD. A GOOD ELVIS, MAN. 77 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:11,171 [ LAUGHTER ] AND LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT AMAZON IS CLOSE TO 78 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:14,674 LAUNCHING ITS OWN BRAND OF SMART TVs. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 79 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,444 YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY COOL. YOU WATCH THE TV, AND SINCE IT'S AMAZON, THE TV WATCHES 80 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:24,084 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:28,355 "THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN." SPEAKING OF AMAZON, THIS WEEKEND M.I.T. REVEALED THAT 82 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,090 JEFF BEZOS IS INVESTING IN A A NEW BIOTECH COMPANY THAT'S TRYING TO REVERSE THE AGING 83 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:38,064 PROCESS. WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT BEZOS SAID, "SORRY, BUT IT'S A 84 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:44,304 A PERSONAL POLICY TO NOT COMMENT ON MY INVESTMENTS. THEN HE ADDED, "HAVING SAID 85 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:50,410 THAT, REVERSING THE AGING PROCESS IS A FASCINATING SCIENTIFIC FRONTIER. 86 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:55,215 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] AND HE CONCLUDED BY SAYING, 87 00:06:55,215 --> 00:07:00,687 "MAN HAS LONG SOUGHT LONG TO RECLAIM HIS YOUTH, AND THAT TREND WILL NO DOUBT CONTINUING 88 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:06,393 IN THE DECADES TO COME ALSO, CAN I BORROW THE CAR COME ON, IT'S HOMECOMING WEEK. 89 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:10,096 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 90 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,664 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HE'S TAKING A NAP >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW 91 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,299 HE LOOKS YOUNGER >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, I READ THAT SURGEONS SUCCESSFULLY 92 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:19,072 REMOVED A NOKIA CELL PHONE FROM A MAN'S BODY AFTER HE SWALLOWED IT WHOLE 93 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:22,542 [ LAUGHTER ] THE KIDS WERE SO EMBARRASSED THEY'RE LIKE "DAD, PLEASE 94 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:27,914 SWALLOW AN iPHONE NEXT TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, AFTER FOUR DAYS, 95 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,850 THE MAN STILL HAD ZERO NOTIFICATIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,920 WHEN REACHED FOR A COMMENT, THE MAN SAID HE DIDN'T SWALLOW IT. IT WAS JUST THE WORST BUTT DIAL 97 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,190 EVER WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 98 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,726 EVERYBODY! COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:55,775 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:55,775 --> 00:08:00,914 HEY! IT IS TUESDAY. WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK 101 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,449 WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. 102 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:05,518 PETE DAVIDSON AND REESE WITHERSPOON WILL BE JOINING US 103 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:10,757 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN THURSDAY NIGHT. 104 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:15,462 WE HAVE A BIG SHOW AFTER THE NFL KICKOFF GAME JOHN CENA WILL BE HERE 105 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:18,031 >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: J BALVIN WILL BE ON TO TALK AND PERFORM AT THE BIG 106 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:21,267 SHOW THURSDAY. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 107 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:26,706 HE IS THE HOST OF "THE DAILY SHOW," AND TICKETS TO HIS "BACK TO ABNORMAL" STAND-UP TOUR ARE 108 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,776 AVAILABLE NOW. TREVOR NOAH IS HERE THIS EVENING. 109 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:37,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: FUNNY MAN. 110 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,620 PLUS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ROLE AS MONICA LEWINSKY IN "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME 111 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:44,524 STORY. BEANIE FELDSTEIN IS HERE >> Steve: WOAH 112 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:49,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TALENTED AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 113 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:55,802 GORILLAZ FEATURING AJ TRACEY >> Steve: WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,872 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE GORILLAZ DO YOU WANT TO GIVE -- IT IS CALLED "JIMMY JIMMY," THE NAME 115 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,475 OF THE SONG. >> Steve: "JIMMY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, JIMMY. 116 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,444 >> Steve: JAM ME SOME "JIMMY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. 117 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,045 >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 118 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,582 THERE'S PRESSURE ON YO 119 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:14,921 A LIFE AIN'T FEELING HOW IT USED TO * JIMMY JIMMY 120 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:20,493 NO NEED TO BE SA WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR SONG WE'LL GET ALONG * 121 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:30,337 * I BEEN SEARCHING * >> Jimmy: A BEAUTIFUL SONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,105 GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT THE THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR 123 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,709 TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE WANT 124 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:40,180 TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF THEM SO, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 125 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,248 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:48,488 * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * OUR FIRST SPONSOR IS SPECTRUM, 127 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:56,129 "WE HEAR YOUR COMPLAINTS, AND WE DON'T CARE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:56,129 --> 00:10:00,834 HEAD AND SHOULDERS, "LET EVERYONE WHO USES YOUR BATHROOM KNOW YOU HAVE DANDRUFF." 129 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:06,473 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CNBC, "CORNERING THE MARKET IN BUSINESS NEWS AND SHARK TANK 130 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:13,646 RERUNS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GUINNESS, "BECAUSE SOMETIMES 131 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,550 YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR A TALL COLD GLASS OF CARBONATED MOTOR OIL. 132 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:25,225 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALSO SPONSORED BY U-HAUL, "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE 133 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,827 DRIVING A SEMITRUCK? NO PERFECT. 134 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:34,934 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CADBURY, "WE DO CREME EGGS FOR HALLOWEEN NOW. 135 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:40,740 JUST GO WITH IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CINEMAX, "WOAH, DON'T FREAK 136 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:48,615 OUT. WE CAME FREE WITH HBO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:57,557 ATHLETA, "IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN PRETEND WE'RE LULULEMON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 138 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:06,866 AT&T, "SORRY -- CUTTING OUT -- REPEAT --" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 139 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,704 OAT MILK, "HONESTLY WE STARTED THIS AS A JOKE AND THEN THE THING JUST KIND OF BLEW UP." 140 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:16,810 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ADIDAS, "THE OFFICIAL TRACK SUIT FOR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES 141 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:25,352 AND BACKGROUND ACTORS IN 'THE SOPRANOS' MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 142 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,722 ALSO, COORS LIGHT, "OKAY, FINE WE CONFESS -- IT'S JUST AS COLD AS EVERY OTHER BEER. 143 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:34,861 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, USA TODAY, "BECAUSE IT'S MORNING, AND 144 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,464 YOU'RE IN A HOTEL. WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" SPONSORS 145 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "DO NOT PLAY." 146 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:45,005 SOME GOOD SONGS. COME ON BACK HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:11:45,005 --> 00:12:01,221 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 148 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,956 NOW, RIGHT NOW, I'M ABOUT TO PLAY YOU SOME REAL SONGS FROM REAL BANDS THAT I THINK YOU 149 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:09,295 SHOULD AVOID IT IS TIME FOR MY "DO NOT PLAY LIST." 150 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,797 LIST." HERE WE GO 151 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:12,799 * DO NOT PLAY 152 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:17,504 DO NOT PLA DO NOT PLA THESE SONGS THESE SONGS * 153 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,205 >> Jimmy: BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M 154 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:24,177 ABOUT TO PLAY FOR YOU GUYS IS 100% REAL. THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS 155 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:29,182 THESE ARE ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON SPOTIFY OR AMAZON OR SEE IF 156 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,085 YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM THEY ARE REAL. 157 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,787 >> Questlove: DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE, THEY ARE 158 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,221 REAL >> Questlove: DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 159 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,490 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE LET'S JUST -- LET'S SEE WHAT'S 160 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,226 ON MY "DO NOT PLAY LIST" TONIGHT. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM A SINGER 161 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:45,932 CALLED -- GNESA I THINK. >> Steve: HMM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 162 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,335 >> Jimmy: GNESA I THINK. OR GNESA MAYBE >> Steve: MAYBE GNESA? 163 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,170 >> Jimmy: LIKE, WITH LIKE GNOCCHI. OR NEW 164 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,938 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LIKE GNESA 165 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,674 >> Steve: GNESA. >> Jimmy: GNESA. >> Steve: GNESA "WILDER. 166 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,177 >> Jimmy: GNESA, SHE'S ONLY RELEASED ONE SONG. >> Steve: REALLY 167 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,679 >> Jimmy: AND IT CAME OUT NINE YEARS AGO. MAYBE PEOPLE JUST WEREN'T READY 168 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:04,818 FOR IT THE SONG IS CALLED "WILDER." >> Steve: "WILDER. 169 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,454 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TAKE A LISTEN. * 170 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:12,926 * LA, LA, LA, LA, L LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA, LA, LA 171 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:25,405 LA, LA * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S 172 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,440 GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER NINE 173 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,143 YEARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AND THEN, WE'LL MAKE 174 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,347 IT WILDEST >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OH, NEXT UP IS A GERMAN JAZZ 175 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,084 I LOVE GERMAN JAZZ >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS AN ARTIST 176 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:45,091 CALLED THE PETER BROTZMANN SEXTET SLASH QUARTET [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,926 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT WHAT >> Steve: DEPENDING HOW MANY 178 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:50,196 PEOPLE ARE IN THE ROOM >> Jimmy: HEY MAN, HE DOES WHAT HE DOES, MAN 179 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,165 >> Steve: HEY MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, IT IS HIS 180 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,234 INTERPRETATION >> Questlove: SEXTET, QUARTET. WHATEVER, MAN. 181 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,870 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO IT'S JAZZ, DUDE. 182 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,505 >> Steve: YEAH, TOTALLY JAZZ >> Jimmy: IT'S UP FOR INTERPRETATION 183 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,141 >> Steve: JAZZ >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO RULES IN JAZZ 184 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:05,712 >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, THE SONG IS CALLED "NIPPLE." 185 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,914 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Steve: APPARENTLY NOW, THERE 186 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:13,586 ARE RULES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'M TRYING TO 187 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:20,927 UNDERSTAND THE ARTWORK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, HE'S LIKE 188 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,663 PLAYING THE PIANO PROBABLY SMOKING A CIGARETTE OR SOMETHING? 189 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,266 THAT'S A PIANO >> Steve: WE HOPE IT IS A PIANO. 190 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,568 >> Questlove: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I THINK THAT'S THE 191 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,071 QUARTET. >> Tariq: YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S LIKE HIS 192 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:36,209 BEARD. >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: OLD BEARD. 193 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,278 >> Steve: THAT'S A BEARD, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S LIKE -- 194 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,915 THAT'S A -- THAT'S LIKE A TOOTH PICK OR A CIGARETTE? >> Tariq: IT LOOKS LIKE JAZZ 195 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,085 CIGARETTE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE A HAND 196 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,355 ROLLED LIKE A THICK TOOTH PICK. >> Questlove: SURE 197 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,523 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LIKE A CHEW ROOT - >> Jimmy: YEAH 198 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,493 CHEW ROOT IS WHAT THEY CALL IT, SURE IN GERMANY. ANYWAY, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT 199 00:14:53,493 --> 00:15:16,049 * [ DISORGANIZED INSTRUMENTS ] * 200 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,084 * >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE A A GUITAR CENTER ON A BUSY 201 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:24,190 SATURDAY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 202 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:28,695 I'M NOT SURE IF I WAS HEARING THE SEXTET OR THE QUARTET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 203 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,965 NEXT UP IS AN ARTIST THESE ARE ALL ARTISTS. >> Steve: THEY'RE ALL ARTISTS. 204 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:37,070 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS AN ARTIST CALLED CASON DAY 205 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,607 >> Steve: CASON DAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A COOL LOOKING DUDE 206 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,076 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND ACCORDING TO THIS WEBSITE, HE IS A 207 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,678 MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST AND SINGER WHO COVERS ROCK, POP, FOLK, METAL AND MUSICAL 208 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:45,879 THEATER. A TALENTED GUY LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO A SONG 209 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:55,388 HE WROTE CALLED "SCHLINKY TOO. >> Questlove: WHAT WAIT 210 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,425 * * LET'S TAKE A RIDE ON THE BOO BOO TRAIN * 211 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:12,639 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Questlove: I LIKE THAT. 212 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:19,079 * ON THE TRAIN * * LET'S TAKE A RIDE ON THE BOO BOO TRAIN * 213 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:33,093 * >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 214 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,262 >> Steve: I LOVE THE BOO BOO TRAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I TAKE A RIDE 215 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,866 ON THE BOO BOO TRAIN, DUDE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH 216 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,502 YOU GOT TO >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: YOU GOT TO 217 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,671 >> Jimmy: WE JUST DON'T SIT NEXT TO ME >> Steve: NO, DO NOT 218 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,173 NO, DON'T DO THAT TO ME. DON'T STEP IN ANY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:52,078 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE -- THIS NEXT ONE IS A FAMILY BAND >> Steve: OH, GOOD 220 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,647 >> Jimmy: I LOVE FAMILY BANDS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THE BEE GEES, THE 221 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,585 JACKSONS JONAS BROTHERS THIS IS A FAMILY BAND CALLED 222 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:03,356 THE THREE BEAT SLIDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THEM THERE. 223 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,027 "SKIP SLIDE" IS THE NAME OF THE SONG AND HERE WE GO, LET'S TAKE A 224 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,463 A LISTEN * IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DA LET'S GO OUTSIDE 225 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,634 AND PLAY * * NOW LISTEN UP I'M WITH MY PALS 226 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,238 THE SONG AIN'T NO JOKE BECAUSE WERE ALL SO STOKED * * BEING WITH MY FRIENDS 227 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:23,576 IS JUST THE PRIZ ON A DAY WITH NO FLIES WE'VE GOT FUN OUTSIDE * 228 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,446 * WHEN THE SUN'S NICE AND HIGH * 229 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,916 * SO GET YOUR CHEEK OFF THE SEAT AND LET YOUR BOD 230 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,052 GET THE BEAT * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,621 THIS IS ALMOST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO THE RECORDING BOOTH AND FORGET YOUR LYRICS 232 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,623 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] GET ME A RHYMING DICTIONARY, 233 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,659 QUICK. >> Jimmy: YEAH * OUT WITH MY CRE 234 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:45,065 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO * * COWS GO MOO AND TAKE A RID 235 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,401 ON THE BOO-BOO TRAIN YEAH * [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,071 * >> Jimmy: PUT ON "BOO-BOO TRAIN. 237 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,974 THAT WAS THE ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * LET'S TAKE A RIDE 238 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:59,212 ON THE BOO BOO TRAIN * >> Jimmy: IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR A SONG YOU THINK WE 239 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,181 CAN USE ON OUR NEXT "DO NOT PLAY LIST," SEND IT TO US AT DONOTPLAY@TONIGHTSHOW.COM WE'LL 240 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:30,143 BE RIGHT BACK TREVOR NOAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 241 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:35,515 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A TALENTED COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF "THE DAILY SHOW. 242 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:41,521 TICKETS TO SEE HIM LIVE ON THE "BACK TO ABNORMAL TOUR" ARE AVAILABLE AT TREVORNOAH.COM. 243 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,657 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TREVOR NOAH! 244 00:18:48,161 --> 00:19:06,212 * * >> Jimmy: TREVOR NOAH! 245 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,615 YEAH WELCOME BACK HOW DOES THAT FEEL 246 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,250 >> WOW >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, HUH 247 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,918 >> WOW >> Jimmy: COME OUT TO A STANDING O 248 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,088 COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU, MAN. >> IT'S A LITTLE -- IT'S A A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 249 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,791 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S WONDERFUL, THANK YOU. BUT IT'S A LITTLE -- IT'S 250 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:23,863 A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. >> Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT >> I'VE BEEN SMALL FOR A VERY 251 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,898 LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU REALLY HAVE 252 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,866 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH THE PANDEMIC 253 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,635 I ALMOST FEEL LIKE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE DINOSAURS PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT LIKE THE WORLD 254 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,337 LIKE THIS, LIKE WHEN THE ASTEROID HITS, AND THEY WERE LIKE "BOOM," AND THEN THEY WERE 255 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:36,276 LIKE, "WHOA," AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE SURVIVED. [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,045 AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, LET'S CARRY ON WITH OUR LIVES. LET'S GO TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. 257 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:43,483 AND THEN, THE CLOUD CAME AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, MAN WE GOT CONFIDENT TOO QUICKLY." 258 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:47,754 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW I DON'T KNOW 259 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,723 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON THE BABY STEPS - 260 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,459 >> AND I HOPE SO I HOPE SO -- BABY STEPS. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS RIGHT BACK 261 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,060 >> EITHER WAY, WE'RE HAVING FUN ALONG THE WAY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE HAVING FUN 262 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING BACK TO WEARING MASKS. 263 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,131 WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. >> YOU KNOW WHAT MY THING IS I GO, "THIS IS WHAT THE VACCINE 264 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,866 IS SUPPOSED TO BE -- I WAS LIKE, "I GOT THE VACCINE" AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOW GOING TO 265 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,534 HAVE FUN." SO I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO TEST THE VACCINE. 266 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:07,007 FIRST PLACE I WENT TO, I WENT TO MIAMI THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I DID 267 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,975 I WAS LIKE I'VE GOT THE VACCINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,944 I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO GO MIAMI BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THE VACCINE WORKS. 269 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,546 AND I WENT TO MIAMI AND THAT WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: TESTED IT OUT. 270 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,282 >> DIDN'T GET COVID. GOT OTHER DISEASES, BUT DIDN'T GET COVID. 271 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:20,754 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, MAN. 272 00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:24,491 >> Jimmy: I AM HAPPY AND THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE BACK HERE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I SAW THAT 273 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:28,628 YOU DID STAND-UP OVER THE SUMMER >> YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY, MAN 274 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:33,233 >> Jimmy: I GOT A PICTURE OF YOU THAT NIGHT AND HERE'S YOU, CHRIS ROCK AND DAVE CHAPPELLE. 275 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,301 >> THAT WAS WILD, MAN. >> Jimmy: I MEAN - >> BUT YOU SEE, THIS IS -- 276 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,905 NO, SO THIS IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS WHERE -- I ACTUALLY GOT 277 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,777 TRICKED. SO DAVE SAID HE WAS DOING A SHOW THAT I SHOULD COME AND 278 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:48,415 WATCH. AND SO, I RODE A SISSY BIKE THERE. 279 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:53,353 THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT I WAS THAT I WASN'T PERFORMING, RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 280 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,988 BECAUSE YOU DON'T RIDE A A BICYCLE WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE PERFORM AT A SHOW 281 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,956 THAT'S LIKE AS A COMEDIAN, BECAUSE THE THING IS, IF YOU GO TO A SHOW, YOU DON'T KNOW IF 282 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,693 IT'S GOING TO GO WELL OR IF IT'S GOING TO GO BADLY, RIGHT. AND SO, IF IT GOES BADLY, YOU 283 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,295 DON'T WANT TO BE RIDING A BICYCLE HOME >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S VERY SAD. 284 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:06,366 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE MOST DEPRESSING THING IN THE WORLD 285 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,068 >> YOU JUST WANT TO BE IN THE BACK OF A CAR BEING LIKE, "THAT WAS TERRIBLE." 286 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,836 YOU DON'T WANT TO RIDE A A BICYCLE HOME >> Jimmy: NO 287 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:14,207 >> SO I RODE A BICYCLE THERE OH, YOU'RE PERFORMING. BUT I RODE A BICYCLE THERE, AND 288 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,909 THEN, HE WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE PERFORMING." THEN I WAS LIKE, "BUT I RODE A 289 00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:18,712 A BICYCLE THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T BOMB 290 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,880 >> YEAH, I CAN'T BOMB THEN RIDE MY BIKE HOME BUT YEAH, AGAIN, IT WAS 291 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,482 AMAZING. I MEAN, DAVE CHAPPELL AND CHRIS ROCK AND THE THREE OF US 292 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,150 ON STAGE AND WE'RE WORKING MATERIAL AND WE'RE TRYING. AND THE AUDIENCE WAS SO HAPPY 293 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,655 TO BE OUT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: IT WAS JUST, YEAH, IT WAS -- 294 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,091 THOSE ARE DREAM MOMENTS IN LIFE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE MUST ASK, 295 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:34,894 BUT DO YOU GET ADVICE FROM DAVE CHAPPELLE OR CHRIS ROCK >> OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. 296 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,831 IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM, IT'S ADVICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 297 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:40,300 >> LIKE CHRIS ROCK I USED TO WORK SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND I WAS LIKE PROUD OF 298 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,768 IT I WAS LIKE, "I WORK SEVEN DAYS A WEEK 299 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,938 I WORK SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, EVERYDAY." AND THEN, CHRIS ROCK WAS LIKE, 300 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:48,775 "YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MOST UNFUNNY COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,277 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU WORK ALL THE TIME." 302 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,114 HE'S LIKE, "COMEDY COMES FROM LIFE." YOU KNOW, AND HE WAS LIKE, "IF 303 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,016 YOU WORK EVERY DAY, WHAT IS YOUR COMEDY -- YOUR COMEDY IS GOING TO START BEING ABOUT 304 00:21:56,016 --> 00:22:00,120 COMEDY." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT." 305 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,755 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH. 306 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,957 AND LIKE, HE'S TOLD ME SO MANY THINGS CHAPPELLE HAS GIVEN ME ADVICE. 307 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:06,593 CHAPPELLE WILL GIVE ME ADVICE THOUGH HE'LL GO, "HERE'S ALL THE 308 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:11,731 ADVICE," AND THEN AT THE END OF IT, HE GOES, "BUT DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE." 309 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:15,101 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, RIGHT? 310 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,905 >> HIS ADVICE IS ALWAYS LIKE, "DON'T LISTEN TO ME. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DID HAVE SOME 311 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,541 TIME OFF I MEAN - >> I DID, MAN. 312 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,643 I TRIED TO USE IT AS MUCH -- I TELL EVERYBODY, WE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT LIFE IS GOING TO BE 313 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:30,750 LIKE OR NOT BE LIKE. SO USE THE LITTLE OPPORTUNITIES THAT YOU GET TO JUST LIVE 314 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,385 A LITTLE BIT MORE. EVEN IF IT MEANS WALK -- I'VE WALKED IN MORE PARKS IN 315 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:36,423 NEW YORK THAN I EVER DID IN LIKE THE SIX YEARS SINCE I MOVED HERE 316 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,592 NOW I'M LIKE, "THERE IS A PARK I WALK IN IT." [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,662 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: YEAH 318 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:45,165 >> BEFORE, I WAS LIKE, EWW, A PARK TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK. 319 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,200 NOW, LIKE DO I TOURISTY THINGS YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN THE CITY AND THEY'VE NEVER 320 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,636 SEEN ANY OF THE SIGHTS >> Jimmy: NO >> WE TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 321 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,106 >> Jimmy: WE REALLY DO, YEAH PEOPLE GO, "DO YOU GO SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY? 322 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:56,309 I'M LIKE, "NO. I DON'T SEE THAT EVERYDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:58,845 I KNOW IT EXISTS IT'S HERE. >> YOU SEE, AND THAT'S WHAT I'M 324 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,048 TALKING ABOUT. SO I'VE TRIED TO JUST LIKE LIVE A BIT MORE 325 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:07,787 THAT'S WHAT I'M BEEN DOING DURING THIS PERIOD TRYING TO LIVE A LITTLE IT 326 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,090 MORE TO APPRECIATE WHAT WE DIDN'T HAVE 327 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,958 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING YOUR "BACK TO ABNORMAL TOUR," WHICH IS -- THIS IS GOING TO BE IN 328 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,927 LONDON YOU'RE GOING ALL OVER. >> YES, I'M GOING TO LONDON 329 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:18,298 TONIGHT. AND THEN START THE SHOW. SO IT'S GOING TO BE AT THE 330 00:23:18,298 --> 00:23:20,133 02 ARENA I'M REALLY EXCITED IT'S SOLD OUT. 331 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,669 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. I MEAN, LIKE, THE U.K. IS JUST 332 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:26,272 OPEN I LOVE HOW EVERY COUNTRY IS GOING WITH THEIR OWN THING 333 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:30,643 [ LAUGHTER ] AMERICANS, LOOK, GUYS, WE'RE SORT OF OPEN BUT WE'RE NOT OPEN 334 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:34,481 FULLY. AND THEN, IN THE U.K., THEY WERE LIKE, WE'RE CLOSED, WE'RE 335 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,217 CLOSED, WE'RE CLOSED, THEN THEY'RE LIKE, ALL RIGHT, IT'S OPEN, WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 336 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:39,419 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE OPEN THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE 337 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,555 NOW. WE'RE OPEN [ APPLAUSE ] 338 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:47,460 THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING >> Jimmy: AND "DAILY SHOW" COMES BACK, WHEN ARE YOU BACK? 339 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,662 >> NEXT WEEK, MONDAY, WE'RE BACK >> Jimmy: NEXT MONDAY, YOU'RE 340 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,832 BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE'RE BACK NEXT MONDAY. 341 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,468 >> Jimmy: I THINK THE SHOW THAT YOU WERE DOING WAS AMAZING, BY THE WAY. 342 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:59,406 YOU DID GREAT WORK WHEN WE NEEDED YOU WE NEEDED PEOPLE TO COME OUT 343 00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:01,141 AND ENTERTAIN AND YOU WERE RIGHT THERE. AND YOU WERE LIKE, "YEP, I'M 344 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,543 GOING TO DO IT FROM MY HOUSE I'M GOING TO DO IT," AND YOU JUST DID IT. 345 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,512 I THOUGHT THAT WAS AWESOME >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: PROPS TO YOU FOR 346 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,946 DOING THAT >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 347 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,316 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT CREATIVE AND REALLY GOOD. BUT NOW, ARE YOU GOING BACK TO 348 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,720 THE SUITS? >> WE CAN'T GO BACK ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE 349 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,424 MIDDLE OF IT SO IT'S LIKE, ARE WE GOING TO TRY FIND A SPACE -- I THINK MY 350 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:22,462 NEIGHBORS ARE HAPPY, YOU KNOW. BECAUSE MY NEIGHBORS WERE LIKE, "SO, THIS IS LIKE WHERE YOU 351 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,732 MAKE THE SHOW NORMALLY?" YEAH THIS IS ME MAKING THE SHOW 352 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,902 I WAS LIKE THE GUY SCREAMING NEXT DOOR TO YOU WELCOME BACK 353 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:33,373 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CRAZY -- YEAH. >> YEAH, NO, YOU CAN GO. 354 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,475 SO YEAH, I'M FIGURING OUT THE PIECES NOW IT'S GOING TO BE EXCITING. 355 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:40,714 LIKE I'M TRYING NEW THINGS, I'M PLAYING -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WHAT 356 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:45,952 COVID HAS DONE TO ME IS IT HAS MADE ME A LITTLE BIT LESS AFRAID TO FAIL IN LIFE 357 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:50,223 BECAUSE WHEN COVID HAPPENED, IT TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM US DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 358 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:51,958 IT TOOK AWAY OUR FRIENDS, IT TOOK AWAY OUR OPPORTUNITIES, IT TOOK AWAY SO MANY PEOPLE'S 359 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:56,329 JOBS IT TOOK AWAY DREAMS, IT TOOK AWAY ASPIRATIONS 360 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,098 AND SO NOW, I FEEL UNGRATEFUL NOT TRYING TO LIVE LIFE A LITTLE BIT MORE BECAUSE 361 00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:04,437 THERE'S LIFE TO BE LIVED DOES THAT MAKE SENSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY 362 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:08,041 >> YEAH, SO NOW, I'M JUST LIKE - >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 363 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:11,044 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAVE FUN, I LOVE THAT. >> TRY IT. 364 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:12,846 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN. WHEN WE COME BACK, MORE WITH 365 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,481 TREVOR NOAH. COME ON BACK WE'RE GOING TO TRY OUT A NEW 366 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:30,196 GAME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 367 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,065 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH 368 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:36,436 TREVOR NOAH! NOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:25:36,436 --> 00:25:39,072 TREVOR, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME TOGETHER 370 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:41,074 IT IS TIME FOR "FIRST TRY. HERE WE GO 371 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:50,316 * FIRST TRY * >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE WILL BOTH HAVE TO COMPLETE 372 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,920 THE SAME CHALLENGE, BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT ON THE FIRST TRY. OKAY, THERE ARE NO REDO'S AND 373 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,524 NO SECOND CHANCES. WHOEVER COMPLETES THE MOST CHALLENGES ON THE FIRST TRY 374 00:25:57,524 --> 00:26:00,894 WINS ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 375 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:05,031 I NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE RULES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE'S NO REAL -- WE'RE 376 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,800 DOING SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH 377 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,303 >> AND WE HAVE TO DO IT ON THE FIRST TRY? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. 378 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:11,938 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SOMETHING WE'VE PROBABLY DONE BEFORE BUT NOW THE 379 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,474 PRESSURE IS ON YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO DO IT RIGHT. 380 00:26:14,474 --> 00:26:19,479 >> I MEAN, I'LL TRY, BUT I MEAN - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WHOLE 381 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:22,882 POINT OF THE GAME. I'LL TRY >> LET'S SEE, LET'S DO IT. 382 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:26,586 >> Jimmy: THE FIRST CHALLENGE, I'M DOING IT SINCE I'M THE HOST 383 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:31,091 IT'S PLUGGING IN A USB CORD THE CORRECT WAY WITHOUT LOOKING. >> WOAH, WOAH, WAIT, WAIT. 384 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:33,259 WITHOUT LOOKING? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY, SO DON'T LOOK, OKAY, 385 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,429 WAIT, WAIT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK, YOU'RE 386 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,832 FLIPPING IT AROUND ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> DON'T LOOK. 387 00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:46,373 DON'T LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:53,146 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S A POINT FOR ME. 389 00:26:53,146 --> 00:26:55,448 THAT'S -- THAT'S HOW FUN AND RANDOM THE GAME IS >> CONGRATULATIONS 390 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,517 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I FEEL GREAT DO YOU HAVE YOUR USB THING 391 00:26:57,517 --> 00:27:01,588 THERE? >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T -- I DON'T HAVE A USB -- LIKE, I DON'T 392 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:04,324 HAVE A HARD DRIVE. >> Jimmy: NO >> I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE 393 00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:08,028 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "AW. >> Jimmy: OH 394 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:10,096 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LYING. I'VE GOT A USB DRIVE SOMEWHERE 395 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:16,236 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO HE CAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:17,871 >> YES YES! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 397 00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:20,040 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE. ALL RIGHT. 398 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,110 FANTASTIC. FOR THIS NEXT ONE, OKAY, WE HAVE TO OPEN THIS BOOK 399 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,813 YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE HERE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR BOOK. 400 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:30,050 >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: PAPER BACK "BORN A CRIME. 401 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,085 SO THIS IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 402 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,821 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE BOOK - >> YES 403 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:39,392 >> Jimmy: TO EXACTLY SOMEWHERE BETWEEN PAGES 200 AND 250 WITHOUT LOOKING. 404 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:49,336 >> YEAH, YOU READY OH 149? 405 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,173 [ FOG HORN ] >> Jimmy: 217! YEAH 406 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:57,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL RIGHT. 407 00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:02,682 THIS ONE -- THIS ONE IS HARD >> CAN I JUST SAY FOR THE RECORD 408 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:05,518 THE GAME, I'M HAVING A FUN TIME WITH THIS. I'M ENJOYING THIS WITH YOU 409 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,587 THAT SOUND EFFECT IS UNNECESSARY. [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:28:07,587 --> 00:28:11,858 [ FOG HORN ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YEAH, REALLY, YEAH 411 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:14,928 >> THAT IS JUST LIKE - >> Jimmy: THAT'S LIKE TAKING A A BICYCLE HOME, ISN'T IT 412 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:17,430 >> I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE A TERRIBLE SOUND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE 413 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,499 TRYING IN LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] [ FOG HORN ] 414 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:21,368 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE 415 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,169 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ROUND, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FLIP THE WATER BOTTLE AND HAVE IT LAND 416 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:26,840 STRAIGHT UP ON THE DESK. SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU GO FIRST. 417 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,042 >> THIS IS -- NO I USED TO -- I USED TO -- 418 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:34,914 ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 419 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:38,218 [ LAUGHTER ] THE KEYBOARD - >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 420 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,520 THE KEYBOARD WAS THERE WE'LL MOVE THE KEYBOARD. I THINK WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO 421 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,425 DO IS THIS [ CHEERS ] >> THERE'S NO WAY. 422 00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:51,865 NO [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ FOG HORN ] 423 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:54,701 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WAIT, WAIT TRY -- 424 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,302 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST TRY TO DO IT AGAIN 425 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,772 DO IT HOWEVER YOU COULD DO IT THE FIRST TIME >> OKAY. 426 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:01,041 >> Jimmy: WE'RE CHANGING THE RULES A LITTLE BIT HERE. >> ALL RIGHT 427 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:02,909 I'LL TRY AGAIN SO WHEN YOU WERE STANDING UP, WAS THAT EASIER? 428 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,545 >> Jimmy: IT WAS EASIER. I LIKED STANDING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:08,581 [ FOG HORN ] >> WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:15,488 [ AUDIENCE GROANS >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO TRY ONE 431 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:18,725 MORE, YEAH >> -- FLIPPING THIS THING. I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP FLIPPING 432 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:21,494 THIS BOTTLE. I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,897 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SLIDE THERE >> ALMOST, ALMOST. >> Jimmy: OH 434 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:34,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 435 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:40,080 RIGHT THERE. OH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 436 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,884 COME ON NOW! >> I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT SOUND 437 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,953 >> Jimmy: I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MAN 438 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,489 >> HE'S EXHAUSTED, ALL RIGHT DO WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE FIRST TRY, FIRST TIME? 439 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:53,059 >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING RIGHT THERE. 440 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:56,363 WE COULD HAVE ENDED IT RIGHT THERE. AND THAT WOULD'VE BENN PERFECT 441 00:29:56,363 --> 00:29:59,099 BUT INSTEAD, THIS ONE IS - >> EAT THE POPCORN WITHOUT IT GETTING STUCK IN YOUR TEETH. 442 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:01,768 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] TOSS IT UP IN THE AIR AND THEN 443 00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:04,904 CATCH IT IN YOUR MOUTH >> OH, YEAH, NO. I THINK I CAN DO THAT FIRST 444 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,873 TRY. >> Jimmy: I THINK I CAN DO THAT FIRST TRY, RIGHT 445 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:11,011 ALL RIGHT. [ CLEARS THROAT YEAH, THAT WASN'T GOOD BITE. 446 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:16,583 READY? >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,218 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LITTLE BREEZE >> LITTLE BREEZE 448 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:22,389 >> Jimmy: YEAH HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE. 449 00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:25,992 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CHAMP 450 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:29,062 RIGHT THERE. TREVOR NOAH! "THE DAILY SHOW WITH 451 00:30:29,062 --> 00:30:33,733 TREVOR NOAH" RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES ON MONDAY TICKETS TO THE "BACK TO 452 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:37,904 ABNORMAL" TOUR ARE AVAILABLE AT TREVORNOAH.COM WE'RE TALKING TO 453 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,407 BEANIE FELDSTEIN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 454 00:30:40,407 --> 00:31:01,127 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 455 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:06,566 A TALENTED ACTRESS AND STARTING TONIGHT YOU CAN SEE HER AS MONICA LEWINSKY IN 456 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:11,171 "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY" EVERY TUESDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX 457 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:14,207 PLEASE WELCOME BEANIE FELDSTEIN 458 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:36,629 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 459 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:39,265 >> WOW >> Jimmy: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LIVE AUDIENCE. 460 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,334 >> THIS IS SO CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S WILD, RIGHT 461 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,970 >> OH, MY GOD. WE'RE BACK >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK 462 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,272 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SO MANY THINGS. BUT FIRST OFF, I WANT TO 463 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,542 CONGRATULATE YOU IT JUST WAS RELEASED THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE LEAD OF 464 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:55,982 "FUNNY GIRL" ON BROADWAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I GO, "YES!" 465 00:31:55,982 --> 00:32:00,353 THAT'S PERFECT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN ON BROADWAY IN 50 YEARS OR 466 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:04,090 SOMETHING. >> SINCE 1964. IS THAT INSANE 467 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,925 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND, I MEAN, BARBRA STREISAND -- I MEAN, I 468 00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:11,398 KNOW -- AND I WAS LIKE, "THEY COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER MORE PERFECT PERSON THAN YOU TO CAST 469 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:15,402 IN IT. I'M SO HAPPY IT'S YOU. AND WHEN I SAID I WANT TO TALK 470 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:21,241 ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW, YOU SENT OVER A PHOTO OF YOU AS A CHILD >> YEAH. 471 00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,209 >> Jimmy: WAS IT HALLOWEEN >> THIS WAS MY THIRD BIRTHDAY PARTY. 472 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:27,180 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I ASKED FOR THE THEME TO BE "FUNNY GIRL," AS EVERY 473 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:31,418 2 1/2-YEAR-OLD DOES. NOT ELMO NOT "THE LITTLE MERMAID. 474 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:34,688 PLEASE, "FUNNY GIRL" TO BE MY THEME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU AS 475 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:39,092 FANNY BRICE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 476 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:41,561 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING? 477 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:44,464 CAN YOU BELIEVE LIFE RIGHT NOW >> I FEEL LIKE I COULD TEACH A A CLASS IN MANIFESTING, BUT I 478 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:48,902 DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TEACH. 479 00:32:48,902 --> 00:32:50,970 >> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY. I MENA, I JUST THINK IT'S SO FULL CIRCLE AND SO COOL. 480 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,106 I SAW YOU IN "HELLO, DOLLY," BY THE WAY, YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THAT, AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING 481 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:58,845 TO ROCK THIS ONE DID YOU ALSO DO MUSICALS AS A KID? 482 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:01,781 >> I ALWAYS DID MUSICALS AS A KID. I WAS OBSESSED 483 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:04,317 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF KID WERE YOU? WERE YOU A RULE BREAKER? 484 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:09,055 WERE YOU A GOOD KID? >> NO. I'M A STRICT RULE FOLLOWER NOW 485 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:10,757 BUT WHEN I WAS A KID, I DON'T WANT TO SAY I WAS A BULLY BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS REALLY 486 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:12,859 HORRIFIC, AND THAT'S THE LAST THING I WOULD WANT TO BE BUT I'M THE THIRD KID, AND I 487 00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:22,569 WAS, LET'S SAY, LIKE OVER THE YOUNG KIDS RIGHT? 488 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:26,973 I WAS LIKE, "COME ON." I WANT TO BE WITH THE ADULTS I WANT TO BE WITH THE 489 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:28,475 TEENAGERS. I COULDN'T FIND MY CROWD IN PRESCHOOL. 490 00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:32,712 SO I USED TO CARPOOL - >> Jimmy: PRESCHOOL. >> -- I USED CARPOOL WITH THIS 491 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:36,549 GIRL, KATIE, WHO IS LOVELY AND WONDERFUL. BUT WHEN WE WERE KIDS, SHE USED 492 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:41,521 TO CRY EVERY SINGLE MORNING THAT HER MOM WOULD LEAVE AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT AFTER A 493 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:45,859 A WHILE, JIMMY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WENT UP TO HER, AND I 494 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:48,495 GRABBED HER LIKE WHERE YOUR TIE IS AND I PULLED HER TO MY FACE, 495 00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:54,801 AND I SAID, "KATIE, THE MOMMIES LEAVE AND THE MOMMIES COME BACK 496 00:33:54,801 --> 00:34:00,173 WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" AND I THREW HER TO THE GROUND. 497 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:03,043 AND THE TEACHERS CALLED MY MOM, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING, BUT IT 498 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:07,347 WAS SO FUNNY." >> Jimmy: "MOMMIES DROP YOU OFF, AND THE MOMMIES PICK YOU 499 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:11,217 UP OKAY HAPPENS EVERY DAY. 500 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:15,789 >> "HOW IS IT NOT GETTING IN THAT SHE WILL COME BACK? I PROMISE YOU. 501 00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:18,425 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> SO I WAS SUCH A LITTLE MEANIE, BUT THEN I GREW INTO 502 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:21,494 BEANIE AND IT WAS ALL GOOD. >> Jimmy: BEANIE, I HAVE TO 503 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:25,865 TALK ABOUT YOU PLAYING MONICA LEWINSKY. "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME 504 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:30,670 STORY. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT I DON'T KNOW 505 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:35,241 YOU'RE ON EVERY COMMERCIAL, ON EVERY CHANNEL. AND IT'S AMAZING 506 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:38,545 I'VE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST EPISODE, BUT MAN YOU GOT ME RIGHT AFTER THE 507 00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,747 BEGINNING. I GO -- I JUST FEEL FOR YOU AND I GO, "I LIVED THROUGH THAT AT 508 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:46,519 THE TIME NOT HAVING THESE EMOTIONS." >> YEAH. 509 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:50,123 >> Jimmy: AND I'M WATCHING THIS GIRL JUST KIND OF SCARED AND IN TROUBLE. 510 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:53,193 AND LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" AND, NOW, MONICA LEWINSKY IS ACTUALLY PRODUCING THE SHOW AS 511 00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:56,129 WELL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU GOT TO MEET 512 00:34:56,129 --> 00:35:00,066 HER, AND TALK TO HER >> I DID IT'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLY MOVING 513 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:04,771 EXPERIENCE, JIMMY. I MEAN, I WAS IN LONDON WHEN RYAN MURPHY CALLED ME. 514 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:08,475 AND HE -- I ANSWERED THIS AMERICAN NUMBER I DON'T KNOW AND I'M LIKE, "HELLO." 515 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:11,111 HE'S LIKE, "BEANIE, IT'S RYAN MURPHY. AND I WAS LIKE -- MY BUTT FELL 516 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,880 OFF, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU WANT 517 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,815 TO PLAY MONICA LEWINSKY IN THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF "AMERICAN CRIME STORY, AND DO YOU WANT TO 518 00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:23,690 BE A PRODUCER? AND IT WAS THE MOST EMPOWERING MOMENT 519 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:29,062 IT WAS SUCH A MASSIVE DEAL AND IT'S HER REAL LIFE AND SO WE FELT THAT SHE SHOULD 520 00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:32,766 BE PART OF TELLING HER STORY BECAUSE IN THE '90s, SHE WAS ACTIVELY SILENCED BY THE OFFICE 521 00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:34,401 OF INDEPENDENT COUNCIL BECAUSE OF HER IMMUNITY DEAL SHE WAS NOT PERMITTED TO SPEAK 522 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:41,174 FOR HERSELF, AND SHE WAS LITERALLY SILENCED SO PEOPLE THINK THEY UNDERSTAND 523 00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:46,646 HER STORY, AND THE STORIES OF PAULA JONES AND LINDA TRIPP, BUT THEY DON'T 524 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:48,915 AND WE'RE HOPING TO REALLY PEEL BACK THE CURTAIN AND SHOW YOU WHAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING AT 525 00:35:48,915 --> 00:35:52,752 THAT TIME. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. 526 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:56,089 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BEANIE FELDSTEIN AS MONICA LEWINSKY, IN 527 00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:59,459 "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 528 00:35:59,459 --> 00:35:59,492 STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 529 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:02,595 A KNOCKOUT I JUST ASSUMED HE'D BE DATING 530 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:06,299 SOME BIG D.C. PLAYER [ SIGH ] >> WHAT? 531 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:12,439 >> I'M NOT DATING. >> WHY NOT >> I'M KIND OF IN SOMETHING. 532 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:18,878 >> AND YET YOU FEEL LONELY >> YES, AFFIRMATIVE. >> WELL, THAT'S NO GOOD. 533 00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:26,419 TELL ME ABOUT HIM. >> IT'S -- IT'S JUST -- HE'S UNAVAILABLE. 534 00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:37,797 >> SOMEONE LONG DISTANCE SOMEONE FROM WORK? SOMEONE IMPORTANT? 535 00:36:37,797 --> 00:36:42,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BEANIE FELDSTEIN, "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME 536 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:46,873 STORY" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 537 00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:48,608 A PERFORMANCE FROM GORILLAZ FEATURING AJ TRACEY. STICK AROUND 538 00:36:48,608 --> 00:37:07,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING 539 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:11,498 "JIMMY JIMMY" FEATURING AJ TRACEY FROM THEIR NEW EP "MEANWHILE," HERE'S GORILLAZ 540 00:37:11,498 --> 00:37:11,531 AJ TRACEY FROM THEIR NEW EP "MEANWHILE," HERE'S GORILLAZ 541 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:23,810 * * JIMMY JIMMY 542 00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:29,282 THERE'S PRESSURE ON YO A LIFE AIN'T FEELIN' HOW IT USED TO * 543 00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:34,754 * JIMMY JIMMY NO NEED TO BE SA WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR SONG 544 00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:38,892 WE'LL GET ALONG * * I BEEN SEARCHIN LOOKIN' FO 545 00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:42,529 A PERMANENT REASON * * OUT OF SYNC WITH THE SEASONS 546 00:37:42,529 --> 00:37:46,132 NOT SURE WHA I BELIEVE IN * * AND A BURDE 547 00:37:46,132 --> 00:37:49,736 WHY IS BEIN' LOVED SO APPEALIN' CAN'T CONFORM I'M ALONE * 548 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:53,073 * WE'RE ALL JUS LOST WITHOUT MEANIN' JUST A BOY FROM THE WEST 549 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,742 I'M BORN AND BRED * * WE COULDA BEEN RICH WAS POOR INSTEAD 550 00:37:55,742 --> 00:37:59,145 MY EVENINGS ARE BLUE ALL MY MORNINGS RED * * I HAD TO MAKE 551 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:02,515 SCORES FROM GENT I SALUTE ALL MY LOCAL FIENDS THEY'RE SMILIN' * 552 00:38:02,515 --> 00:38:06,686 * LOCKED IN A SMOKER'S DREA KEPT AN ACE LIKE A POKER TEAM 553 00:38:06,686 --> 00:38:09,089 JUST A TEEN SELLIN' * * COKE TO FIEND I TOOK REMED 554 00:38:09,089 --> 00:38:11,257 YOUNG ONES I LOV GOT THE MONEY * * I GOT STUCK 555 00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:13,793 INSIDE OF MY MIN QUICK SOLUTIONS WA ALL I COULD FIND * 556 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,196 * I WAS EARNIN' BUT LOSIN' MY TIME PORTOBELLO 557 00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:19,799 I'M SIPPIN' ON WINE * * WITH A BEAUTIFUL NOTTIN HILL MOTHER OF FIV 558 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:22,202 MENTAL MUSCL THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE * * THAT'S WHY I DRINK WHIT 559 00:38:22,202 --> 00:38:26,906 RUM ON THE MANCHESTER DRIV JIMMY JIMM NOW YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL * 560 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:30,176 * AND THE LIF YOU'RE LIVIN IS A DEAD-END ROAD 561 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:36,216 JIMMY JIMMY * * NO NEED TO BE SAD WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR SONG 562 00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:40,253 WE'LL GET ALON JIMMY JIMMY * * LEFT ELECTRIC 563 00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:42,655 AND HEADED TO SOHO NOW I'M IN THE BOX I HAD WAY TOO MUCH YAK * 564 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:45,291 * HATE THE FRON SO I SAT IN THE BACK WITH A GIRL FROM IRA 565 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:48,228 AND THE PEACHIEST BACK * * LOVE ME A SPLIF BUT I GOTTA KEEP IT A STAC 566 00:38:48,228 --> 00:38:51,297 THE FEMALES AROUND ME ARE CRACK * * GOT ME WIRE 567 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:54,234 I AIN'T COMIN' BAC TO REALITY I BLEED I OUT IN THE TRACK * 568 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:56,870 * DID SOME THINGS THA I SWEAR I WON'T TELL LIKE WHO DO I CALL 569 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:59,372 GOT REDEMPTION FROM HELL * * LOVE AND HATE ARE LIKE KENAN AND KEL 570 00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:02,342 I BROKE UP MY KI NOW MY FRIENDS IN THE CELL * * LIFE IS FOR LIVIN', 571 00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,844 I LOVE ME SOME SHILLINGS BUT GOD WILLIN PEOPLE LOVE ME * 572 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:07,247 * FOR MY SKILLIN' WENT FROM SITTIN' IN GOL WITH THEM BILLIONS 573 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:09,449 TO BILLBOARDS ON WINNING * * THANK GOD NOW I'M CHILLIN' 574 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:23,630 JIMMY, JIMMY THIS PRESSURE * * JIMMY JIMMY 575 00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:29,536 JIMMY JIMM THIS PRESSURE ON YOU A LIFE AIN'T FEELIN' * 576 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:36,042 * HOW IT USED T JIMMY JIMM NO NEED TO BE SA 577 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:42,782 WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR SONG * * WE'LL GET ALONG JIMMY JIMM 578 00:39:42,782 --> 00:40:07,374 JIMMY JIMMY * * JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY * 579 00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:14,581 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 580 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:17,851 NIGHT. PETE DAVIDSON AND MEREDITH HAGNER WILL BE HERE 581 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:21,454 AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM BABY KEEM IN STUDIO. OUR THANKS TO TREVOR NOAH, 582 00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:27,794 BEANIE FELDSTEIN, GORILLAZ, AJ TRACEY, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 583 00:40:27,794 --> 00:40:32,499 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 584 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:32,499 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY