>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CAMILA CABELLO
RYAN TEDDER. MUSICAL GUEST, ONEREPUBLIC AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1508 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT IS -- THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE. THAT'S IS A NEW YORK CITY CROWD
RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU GUYS. WELCOME.
HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS THIS WEEK, IN A COMPANY MEMO,
THE CEO OF DELTA AIRLINES REFUSED TO USE THE TERM DELTA VARIANT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ONLY REFERRED TO THE VIRUS BY ITS SCIENTIFIC NAME
I GUESS IT EXPLAINS WHY PILOTS HAVE BEEN SAYING, "WELCOME ABOARD
THANK YOU FOR FLYING B.1.617.2 AIRLINES." [ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY HE'S AFRAID THAT IF HE SAYS DELTA TOO MANY TIMES THE VIRUS WILL SHOW UP LIKE
CANDYMAN [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE'S DOING ANYTHING HE
CAN TO DISTANCE DELTA FROM THE VARIANT. TODAY HE SAID, "FROM NOW ON OUR
AIRLINE IS PRONOUNCED DEL-TAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
DELTA IS IN A PRETTY WEIRD SITUATION, BUT THIS IS NICE -- ANOTHER COMPANY JUST RELEASED
A MESSAGE OF SUPPORT WATCH THIS
CEO ED BASTIAN HANG IN THERE. THE ONLY PIECE OF ADVICE WE
COULD OFFER, IS TO BE PATIENT. AND BEFORE LONG YOUR COMPANY NAME WON'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH
SOMETHING SO HORRIFIC. >> A MESSAGE FROM EBOLA FARMS -- BAKED GOODS AND
TREATS PUT A LITTLE EBOLA IN YOUR DAY [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EBOLA FARMS. I LOVE THAT BREAD.
>> Steve: I LOVE EBOLA FARMS >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE BEST
AND THEY MAKE BREAD. >> Steve: YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A FARM >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'D THINK IT'D BE A BAKERY
YOU THINK IT'D BE EBOLA BAKERY OR SOMETHING >> Steve: GOT A BUNCH OF
PRETZELS ANYTHING YOU WANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ANY TYPE OF CARB
>> Steve: ANY KIND OF BAKED BREAD. THEY GOT STRUDEL
OH, DELICIOUS. >> Jimmy: OH, STRUDEL. GUYS, GET THIS, A NEW REPORT
FOUND THAT NEARLY ALL U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCIES ARE USING FACIAL RECOGNITION
TECHNOLOGY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "WELL, I
DON'T WANT SOMETHING SCANNING MY FACE. AND THEN WENT BACK TO PULLING
DOWN THEIR MASKS TO UNLOCK THEIR PHONES [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, MOST U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCIES ARE NOW USING SOME FORM OF FACIAL RECOGNITION
TECHNOLOGY BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE CORRECTLY
IDENTIFYING PEOPLE'S FACES, AND IT CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR EXAMPLE, IT THOUGHT CONGRESSMAN AUSTIN SCOTT WAS
THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN [ LAUGHTER ] SEE WHAT I MEAN?
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT RECOGNIZING --
>> Steve: YEAH, IT'S NOT WORKING RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT WORKING
CORRECTLY. NEXT UP, IT THOUGHT CONGRESSMAN DEAN PHILLIPS WAS DOUG FUNNIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: THAT'S NOT EVEN
A REAL PERSON. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: THAT'S A CARTOON
>> Jimmy: I KNOW IT'S A CARTOON. >> Steve: WOW.
THIS IS NOT WORKING WELL AT ALL. >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN
JUST TO MAKE SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT WORKING
>> Steve: WOW, IT'S NOT WORKING. YOU'RE RIGHT
>> Jimmy: NEXT, IT THOUGHT CONGRESSMAN SAM GRAVES WAS THAT CARNIVAL GAME WITH THE CLOWN
FACE [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT'S JUST TOTALLY NOT
WORKING. >> Steve: THAT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. IT THOUGHT CONGRESSMAN DON YOUNG WAS THE OWNER OF
JURASSIC PARK. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT EVEN -- IT'S
A MOVIE. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: IT THOUGHT SENATOR
ROGER MARSHALL WAS ROSS WHEN HIS TEETH GOT WHITENED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT SEEMS RIDICULOUS. >> Jimmy: IT THOUGHT
CONGRESSMAN BRAD SHERMAN WAS GEORGE COSTANZA. >> Steve: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, IT THOUGHT CONGRESSMAN
DEREK KILMER WAS BEAKER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE YOU GO
WE'RE WORKING OUT SOME KINKS [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS A FUN STORY.
I SAW THAT A COMPANY IS SELLING A MINIATURE REPLICA OF THE ROCKET THAT TOOK JEFF BEZOS TO
SPACE. HERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH YEP, THERE IT IS
ANXIOUSLY AWAITING TO PROBE YOUR GALAXY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU COULD SHOW THAT ON ONLYFANS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MEANING IT'S HARD TO GET?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: IS IT HARD TO GET? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE - >> Steve: A LITTLE HARD TO GET >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Steve: I BET YOU HAVE A BALL PLAYING WITH THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU THINK PEOPLE
WOULD HAVE A BALL PLAYING WITH IT >> Steve: YEAH, FANTASTIC.
DO YOU THINK HIS WHOLE STAFF GOT TOGETHER TO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
TO GET THAT DESIGN DOWN? >> Jimmy: YEAH, CONGRATS TO THE WHOLE STAFF, YEAH.
>> Tariq: THIS WHOLE BIT IS A FALLACY. LET'S MOVE ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] *
>> Jimmy: SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS NETFLIX JUST RELEASED
A DOCUMENTARY -- HOW CAN I EVEN TELL JOKES AFTER THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NETFLIX JUST RELEASED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT LEGENDARY PAINTER, BOB ROSS, THAT CLAIMS
TO SHOW THE DARK SIDE OF HIS LIFE AND LEGACY. IT'S CALLED "BOB ROSS: HAPPY
ACCIDENTS, BETRAYAL AND GREED. REALLY NETFLIX DO WE REALLY NEED THIS
I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT, "BETTY WHITE: SECRET SERIAL KILLER"?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHY? HEY, GET THIS.
I HEARD ABOUT SOME GROCERY STORES IN PENNSYLVANIA THAT ARE ALL DEALING WITH THE SAME
UNIQUE ISSUE CHECK THIS OUT
ARE INVESTIGATING THEFTS AT A GROCERY STORE BECAUSE SOMEONE IS STEALING THREE-FOOT-TALL
SNOOP DOGG BOBBLEHEADS POLICE AREN'T SURE IF THE THEFTS ARE CONNECTED
>> Jimmy: WHEN REACHED FOR A A COMMENT, SNOOP SAID, "STOP ROBBING MY BOBBLE, BABY BUBBA.
[ LAUGHTER ] STOP ROBBING MY BOBBLE STOP ROBBING MY BOBBLE, BABY
BUBBA. [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
AND FINALLY -- STOP ROBBING MY BOBBLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
STOP ROBBING MY BOBBLE, BABY BUBBA. FINALLY A VIDEO FROM -- THIS IS
FUNNY. A VIDEO FROM THE BAGGAGE CLAIM AT A SEATTLE AIRPORT WENT
VIRAL. IT SHOWS A PACKAGE OF FROZEN CHICKEN COMING AROUND THE
CAROUSEL UNWRAPPED. LOOK AT THIS
AND WAS LIKE, "OH, WAIT. THESE AREN'T MY RAW CHICKEN
PARTS. MINE HAS A BLACK HANDLE. YEAH, SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, THE KFC COLONEL SAW THAT AND WAS LIKE, "DAMN, THEY
KNOW THE SECRET RECIPE WE IMPORT OUR WINGS THROUGH DELTA.
[ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS IN THE UPCOMING MOVIE "CINDERELLA" ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
CAMILA CABELLO IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"CINDERELLA. PLUS, THIS GUY'S AMAZING THE BAND IS AMAZING.
THIS GUY IS GENIUS, THOUGH HIS BAND, ONEREPUBLIC, HAS A A NEW ALBUM TITLED "HUMAN" OUT
TONIGHT. BY THE TIME WE TALK TO HIM, IT WILL BE AVAILABLE.
YEAH RYAN TEDDER IS JOINING US IN STUDIO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO RYAN, AND THEN WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE
OF ONEREPUBLIC'S NEW SONG, "SOMEDAY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DO YOU WANT A TASTE? IF I PLAY THIS -- THIS IS THE DEBUT RIGHT NOW.
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THIS YET. >> Steve: CAN'T EVEN GET THIS YET.
>> Jimmy: NO, AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS. BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S -- 11:40.
SO YEAH. SO YEAH, IT'S NOT MIDNIGHT SO THIS IS -- THIS IS IT
>> Steve: OH, NO, SPOILER. >> Jimmy: WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE IT
HERE IT IS * * SOMEDAY WHEN WE'RE OLDE
WE'LL BE SHININ' LIK WE'RE GOLD YEA WON'T WE, WON'T WE *
* YEAH SOMEDAY WHEN WE'RE OLDER I'LL BE YOUR AND YOU'LL BE MINE *
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: ONEREPUBLIC,
RYAN TEDDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW WE
HAVE AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT THAT'S COMING UP
[ APPLAUSE ] BUT, RIGHT NOW, IT IS TIME FOR OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF
"TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. HERE WE GO
* * TONIGHT SHO POLLS *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FIRST POLL ASKED YOU, "DO
YOU THINK KANYE SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO YE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
50% SAID, "NO. 50% SAID, "YE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR SUMMER?"
10% SAID, "SEEING OLD FRIENDS. 10% SAID, "GETTING OUT OF TOWN."
80% SAID, "THAT WEEK AND A HALF WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR MASKS.
[ APPLAUSE ] I REMEMBER THAT. I REMEMBER THAT.
THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ON FIRE?" 60% SAID, "STOP, DROP AND
ROLL." 35% SAID, "CALL SOMEONE FOR HELP."
5% SAID, "FILM IT, AND START THE #I'M-ON-FIRE-CHALLENGE ON TIKTOK."
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT GOING
TO COSTCO. 15% SAID, "THE PRICES. 23% SAID, "THE SAMPLES."
62% SAID, "FLASHING MY MEMBERSHIP CARD LIKE I'M IN THE FBI.
[ APPLAUSE ] "CAN I COME IN I'D JUST LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW
QUESTIONS. THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "DO YOU AGREE WITH ONLYFANS REVERSING
ITS DECISION TO BAN ADULT MATERIAL?" 25% SAID, "YES."
25% SAID, "NO. 15% SAID, "I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SITE?
ONLYFANS SOUNDS INTERESTING I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE.
I PRESUME IT'S FOR SPORTS FANS THOUGH, RIGHT? BECAUSE IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A
A WEBSITE THAT I'VE EVER USED ON MY CREDIT CARD. HA-HA-HA."
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: "I, OF COURSE, NEVER FREQUENT THAT SITE, AND I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HUMAN SEXUALITY IS
I'M JUST WATCHING MY SPORTS GAMES ON THE TV. HAVE YOU SEEN JEFF BEZOS'
ROCKET?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT
JEFF BEZOS' ROCKET >> Steve: "OH, I'M SORRY >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE ASKED,
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MAC?" 10% SAID, "BOOK PRO. 10% SAID, "BOOK AIR.
10% SAID, "I." 10% SAID, "AND CHEESE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
10% SAID, "FLEETWOOD." 10% SAID, "BIG." 10% SAID, " --KLEMORE.
10% SAID, "-AULAY CULKIN." 10% SAID, "RETURN OF THE --" 10% SAID, "OH, I USE WINDOWS."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. THAT WAS AN INTERESTING POLL
THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FALL? 20% SAID, "GOING TO A WEDDING.
20% SAID, "TRAVELING TO A EUROPE." 60% SAID, "CONSTANTLY CHECKING
CNN TO SEE IF EITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE STILL ALLOWED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS LAST ONE ASKED, "TODAY IS --" 10% SAID, "THURSDAY.
90% SAID, "I HAVEN'T KNOWN WHAT DAY IT IS SINCE MARCH 2020." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU GO THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK
THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY IN-BOX.
I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS
WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW.
IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE BEST
THANK YOU, THANK YOU JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PERFECT
THAT IS THE PERFECT MUSIC. >> Steve: YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: GOSH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HANG IN THERE, BUD HOLD IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOLD IT. HOLD IT. NOT YET.
HOLD IT. THAT'S IT. YOU BROKE THE RECORD
THERE YOU GO THAT'S IT. YOU DID IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * PRETTY GOOD.
NOT BAD. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MILK CRATE
CHALLENGE, FOR RAISING A LOT OF QUESTIONS, BUT MAINLY, HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS TO
49 MILK CRATES WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: GREAT IDEA * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU,
"CANDYMAN," FOR BEING THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE'S NAME FIVE TIMES BESIDES WHEN
I'M TRYING TO GET ALEXA'S ATTENTION. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: ALEXA, STOP. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SECOND TIME I SAID THE "C" WORD
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT NAME. >> Steve: YEAH, DON'T SAY IT
>> Jimmy: I EVEN - I KNOW IT'S FAKE, BUT JUST, WHY?
WHY PUT IT OUT THERE >> Steve: NO, DON'T PUT IT OUT THERE.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO PUT IT OUT THERE >> Steve: DON'T EVEN PLAY
SAMMY DAVIS JR. VERSION OF IT. * WHO CAN TAKE THE SUNRIS SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW *
* DA, DA, D AND MAKE A MIRACLE OR TWO * * THE MM-MM CAN
[ LAUGHTER ] * OH, JEFF BEZOS CAN * [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KRISPY KREME, UPPING THEIR "FREE
DOUGHNUT IF YOU'RE VACCINATED" CAMPAIGN TO TWO FREE DOUGHNUTS OR AS THAT ONE GUY ON FACEBOOK
PUT IT, "I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A A FULL DOZEN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GIVING PLANTS AS A GIFT, FOR BEING
A FUN WAY OF TELLING YOUR FRIEND, "HERE, YOU KILL THIS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IT'S A PLANT, I DON'T KNOW * THANK YOU, AUTOMATIC MINIVAN
DOORS, FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M ENTERING A SPACESHIP INSTEAD OF MY 2012 KIA SEDONA.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> THANK YOU, ST. LOUIS ARCH,
FOR LOOKING LIKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT DOING DOWNWARD FACING DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE YOGA REF. >> Steve: A LITTLE YOGA REF.
WHAT'S UP, PELOTON * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ASCOTS,
FOR JUST BEING TIES WORN EXCLUSIVELY BY GUYS WHO CHALLENGE EACH OTHER TO HOT AIR
BALLOON RACES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S TOO SPECIFIC.
THAT'S A SPECIFIC JOKE, YEAH >> Steve: RIGHT ON *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, COIN-OPERATED BINOCULARS, FOR CHARGING ME 50 CENTS TO SAY,
"OH, YEAH, I SEE IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, BATH ROBES, FOR
BEING THE OFFICIAL WARDROBE OF BOTH FANCY HOTEL GUESTS AND BIGGEST NEIGHBORHOOD DIRTBAGS.
[ APPLAUSE ] "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? I'M WAITING FOR THE DOZEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SOFA BEDS,
FOR MANAGING TO BE BAD AT BOTH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAMILA CABELLO
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST. SHE STARS IN THE MOVIE
"CINDERELLA," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO NEXT FRIDAY.
HERE IS CAMILA CABELLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> WHAT UP >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, PAL.
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE THIS.
>> OH, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I'VE BEEN HAVING A BALL JUST WATCHING YOU GUYS DO THE THANK
YOU NOTES AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, YES. >> I WAS L.O.L.-ING.
>> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH, THAT TOOK A WHILE. >> AND I LOVED IT.
HOW ARE YOU, MAN GOOD TO SEE YOU. I MEAN, I'VE SEEN YOU -- I SAW
YOU LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO >> Jimmy: I WANT YOU TO COME ON THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT, WHY NOT?
>> I'D BE PART OF THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE, COME ON
WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU AS PART OF THE ROOTS YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.
>> OR I COULD JUST BE LIKE -- I COULD BE YOUR HYPE MAN LIKE ANY TIME YOU SAY A JOKE, I WILL BE
LIKE, "YEAH, RIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WILL TAKE THAT BY
THE WAY AND USE THAT EVEN THOUGH - "YEAH, RIGHT," AND THEY'LL ADD
IT TO THE WHOLE SHOW >> JUST LIKE A BUTTON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT YOU -- I
KNOW WE'RE KIND OF BEST FRIENDS. SO I WANT TO -
>> FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT YOU TO KNOW -
I WANT YOU TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP FOR ME BECAUSE THERE'S ALL SORTS OF RUMORS FLYING AROUND.
YOU DID THIS TIKTOK VIDEO, OKAY AND THERE YOU ARE.
>> I DO TIKTOKS NOWADAYS >> Jimmy: YES, AND IT WAS A GIANT TIKTOK THING, BUT THEN
LOOK HERE, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A RING ON THAT FINGER. [ AUDIENCE OOH'S ]
>> OOH IS THIS NEWS NO, GUYS
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, I CUT YOU OFF >> Jimmy: WAIT BUT THAT'S IT
>> HAND IT OVER TO YOU >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK. >> Jimmy: DID SHAWN MENDES ASK
TO YOU MARRY HIM >> UM, HE HAS NOT AND I AM NOT ENGAGED.
I ACTUALLY -- I JUST DON'T -- I STILL -- I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAND THE ENGAGEMENT
RING GOES ON SO SOMETIMES, I'LL JUST LIKE PUT IT ON MY RING FINGER
AND, I MEAN, I'D ACTUALLY LIKE YOU TO ENLIGHTEN ME. WHICH HAND IS THE ENGAGEMENT
HAND BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW MY PARENTS ARE MARRIED AND THEY
BOTH LOST THEIR RING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I LIKE LITERALLY LIKE
MY MOM COULDN'T TELL ME EITHER LIKE SHE COULD SAVE ME FROM THIS BUT SHE DOESN'T BECAUSE
SHE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, IT'S THE LEFT, IT'S THE LEFT HAND,
RIGHT, YEAH. >> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, SEE? IS THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE. BUT I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER BUT
WHEN YOU DO THE WEDDING -- >> NAH, YOU SOUND INSECURE ABOUT THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I ALMOST RIPPED MY FINGER OFF WITH MY WEDDING
RING THAT'S - >> SO YOU DON'T WEAR YOURS
EITHER >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST -- I HAVE A TATTOO ON MY LOWER BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, SAYS "MARRIED. TAKEN.
>> SAYS HER NAME >> Jimmy: SAYS "TAKEN," YEAH >> I HAVE A TATTOO OF SHAWN ON
MY LOWER BACK TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WE HAVE THE
SAME TATTOO, YEAH. WE HAVE THE SAME TATTOO. >> IT SAYS -- IT SAYS, "SENOR"
AND HE HAS ONE OF HIS LOWER BACK THAT SAYS "SENORITA." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SHAWN WAS ON OUR SHOW, TELL HIM WE SAID HELLO HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO COME ON
OUR SHOW EARLY IN QUARANTINE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "CINDERELLA.
THIS IS GIANT. YOU ARE CINDERELLA >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I MEAN, IT'S INCREDIBLE
YOU SAID IT. LIKE IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE. I WAS IN THIS KIND OF NEW BAD
ASS VERSION OF THIS KIND OF CLASSIC FAIRY TALE, BUT IT'S TOLD IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
WAY. AND CINDERELLA IS JUST LIKE A BAD ASS IN THIS ONE.
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT WAITING FOR A PRINCE TO SAVE HER SHE'S SAVING HERSELF
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND I FEEL LIKE THOSE ARE THE PRINCESS VALUES.
LIKE I FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE FAIRY TALE VALUES NEED TO BE REWRITTEN FOR 2021 AND THAT'S
WHAT KAY CANNON, OUR FABULOUS DIRECTOR DID SHE'S JUST LIKE REWROTE IT FOR
YOUNG PEOPLE NOW SO, YEAH, IT'S VERY THICK. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S AN AWESOME
CAST IDINA MENZEL, PIERCE BROSNAN, MINNIE DRIVER, BUT MY FAVORITE
BESIDES YOU, OF COURSE, IS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER IS PLAYED BY BILLY PORTER
>> OH, YES >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOD, YEAH. AND LIKE IN THIS VERSION, SO THERE'S LIKE THE FAIRY
GODMOTHER AND HE IS THE FABULOUS GODMUTHA. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE WAY HE SAYS IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW HE SAYS IT, YEAH
>> AND - >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE? >> YEAH, HE'LL BE LIKE, "I'M
YOUR FABULOUS GODMUTHA." >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW WAS HE TO WORK WITH?
>> OH, MY GOD, HE WAS INCREDIBLE I MEAN, I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
WHEN I FIRST MET HIM I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. HE JUST HAS THIS LIKE HUGE
SOUL, THIS HUGE PRESENCE, THIS HUGE VOICE, EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM FEELS SO LIKE HUGE, YOU
KNOW AND I JUST LIKE -- HE JUST IMMEDIATELY WAS SO DISARMING
AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M LIKE SO NERVOUS TO MEET YOU. LIKE, I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
AND BY THE END OF IT, HE WAS LIKE, "OH, I WANT TO BE YOUR FAB G IN REAL LIFE
LET'S HANG OUT >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YOU KNOW, LET'S BE FRIENDS
AND I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, MY CASTMATE, NICK WHO WAS THE PRINCE WAS LIKE MAKING FUN OF
ME THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE -- THE THING THAT I WAS MOST EXCITED ABOUT IN THE
FILM BESIDES THE FILM ITSELF WAS JST LIKE MAKING FRIENDS AND THE FRIENDSHIPS AND
RELATIONSHIPS THAT I WOULD GET OUT OF IT. AND HAVING A REAL FAB G, HAVING
BILLY PORTER AS MY REAL FABULOUS GODMOTHER - >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY, YEAH
>> PRETTY SICK >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GREAT, YEAH
>> PRETTY SICK >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU ALSO -- YOUR FIRST ACTING ROLE
YOU CHOSE -- YOU GO, "YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE CINDERELLA."
LIKE THAT'S SO COOL. IT'S PERFECT I LOVE IT.
I THINK IT'S PERFECT CASTING AND YOU'RE GREAT IN IT CONGRATS, PAL.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP >> THANKS SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: HERE IS
CAMILA CABELLO AND BILLY PORTER IN "CINDERELLA." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
GORGEOUS >> YES, FUTURE QUEEN, YES!
>> WHAT'S THAT, PRINCE YOU'D LIKE TO DANCE? GET IN LINE, YOUR HIGHNESS
>> HOLD ON >> WHERE AM I GOING? OH
WOW. IT'S BEAUTIFUL THEY'RE GLASS?
ANY WAY YOU CAN MAKE THEM MORE COMFORTABLE? >> NO.
>> BUT YOU'RE MAGIC. >> WOMEN'S SHOES ARE AS THEY ARE.
EVEN MAGIC HAS ITS LIMITS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE GLASS SLIPPERS CONGRATS, BUDDY.
THERE'S ALSO GREAT MUSIC IN THIS AS WELL YOU'RE SO GOOD
MORE WITH CAMILA CABELLO AFTER THE BREAK. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH CAMILA CABELLO RIGHT HERE! YOU HAVE -- THERE'S NEW MUSIC
IN THE WORKS FOR YOU A FEW WEEKS AGO YOU WERE HERE YOU PERFORMED "DON'T GO YET.
* DON'T GO YET DON'T GO YET * >> AND WE MADE SO MANY TIKTOKS TOGETHER
>> Jimmy: WE DID I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT >> I FELT -- I FELT BAD.
I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE DO THIS ONE? CAN WE DO THIS ONE
CAN WE DO THIS ONE?" >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE THE MOST FUN, COME ON
BUT ALSO, I FOUND A LITTLE TRIVIA ABOUT THAT SONG, "DON'T GO YET."
IT WAS INSPIRED -- WHO HELPED WRITE THAT SONG? THAT WE DON'T KNOW
>> WELL, I -- LIKE I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE -
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE, JIMMY, BUT I GOT A A LITTLE COVID PUPPY
HE'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND HIS NAME IS TARZAN AND HE WAS IN MY HOUSE AND HE
JUST, LIKE, BARGED INTO THE STUDIO AND I WAS WITH MIKE SABBATH AND
SCOTT HARRIS WHO I WROTE THE SONG WITH AND MIKE SABBATH WAS LIKE -- IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THIS
ROOM AND HE KIND OF RAN IN HERE AND MIKE SABBATH WAS LIKE -- * OH HE'S ON THE TRAC
AND THIS IS FIRE * AND HE WAS RECORDING AND HE, LIKE, HE PUT IT IN THE SONG AND
THOSE KIND OF NOTES AND THE WAY THAT LIKE THE TUNE KIND OF MADE HIS VOICE SOUNDED -- SOUND --
SOUNDED LIKE THE CHORUS MELODY OF - * OH DON'T GO YET *
AND SO THAT INSPIRED THE CHORUS OF THE SONG AND -- >> Jimmy: HERE HE IS
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SONGWRITING, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CHORUS YOU, LIKE,
DON'T REALLY HAVE A SONG SO HE KIND OF WROTE IT >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
>> HE'S A GENIUS HE'S A STAR. >> Jimmy: HE'S A GENIUS.
TARZAN, GREAT -- HE'S PROBABLY WATCHING TONIGHT GREAT WORK, BUDDY.
>> HE LOVES YOU. YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY -- DO YOU FOLLOW TARZAN ON HIS INSTAGRAM
ACCOUNT? HE HAS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT CALLED @TARZANDADOG.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH, OF COURSE I DO ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>> HE HAS THE BEST POSTS BRO, YOU GOT TO FOLLOW HIM, MAN.
>> Jimmy: TARZAN THE DOG >> NO, D-A TARZAN DA DOG.
>> Jimmy: YEAH TARZAN DA DOG. >> LORDE HAS HER ONION RINGS
ACCOUNT. I GOT MY DOG ACCOUNT >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ALBUM OR LIKE -- WHAT IS IT - WHAT'S THE THEME OF THIS ALBUM
WHEN IT COMES OUT? >> THE THEME OF THE ALBUM, THE ALBUM IS CALLED "FAMILIA."
AND I THINK LIKE JUST I ACTUALLY I LEARNED HOW TO COOK DURING THE PANDEMIC.
AND -- I THINK THAT INSPIRED ME TO LIKE INVITE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER AND HAVE DINNER PARTIES
AND I THINK LIKE JUST MY LOVE OF LIKE FOOD AND HAVING PEOPLE KIND OF GATHER AROUND A DINNER
TABLE PROMPTED THIS LIKE ME KIND OF MANIFESTING JUST LIKE HAVING A SQUAD AROUND AND
HAVING FRIENDS AROUND AND FRIENDS BEING KIND OF LIKE THEIR CHOSEN FAMILY.
PLUS, ALSO YOUR REAL FAMILY. BUT IT BASICALLY JUST BEING ABOUT COMMUNITY.
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE SO MUCH IN OUR CULTURE, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THERE'S
INDEPENDENCE AND, YOU KNOW, VERY KIND OF LIKE BASED ON THE INDIVIDUAL
AND I THINK THIS ALBUM FOR ME WAS A LOT ABOUT LIKE INTERDEPENDENCE AND COMMUNITY
AND MY DOG WROTE ALL THE SONGS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT
TRUE THAT'S NOT TRUE. WHEN CAN -- CAN WE TELL PEOPLE
WHEN TO EXPECT IT OR NO? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO SAY, MY GOAL IS
THE FALL BUT OBVIOUSLY, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE WORLD BUT WE
DO - [ APPLAUSE ] IT IS LIKE IN THE FALL
>> Jimmy: CAMILA CABELLO, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAMILIA. "FAMILIA" IS COMING SOON AND CHECK OUT "CINDERELLA" ON
AMAZON PRIME VIDEO STARTING ON SEPTEMBER 3rd. WE LOVE YOU.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN TEDDER. STICK AROUND
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME GRAMMY WINNER,
A VERY PROLIFIC SONGWRITER AND THE LEAD SINGER OF ONEREPUBLIC THEIR NEW ALBUM, "HUMAN," IS
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, LIKE AS OF RIGHT NOW. YEAH
IT'S OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME RYAN TEDDER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HOW GREAT DOES THAT FEEL
WELCOME, BUDDY THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO OUR SHOW.
WE APPRECIATE IT AND HOW EXCITING YOU'RE HERE ON THE ACTUAL
LAUNCH OF THE YOUR NEW ALBUM >> YES >> Jimmy: IT IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONEREPUBLIC "HUMAN" IS OUT NOW
ARE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU EXCITED? >> NORMALLY, I WOULD BE NERVOUS
IN A NORMAL ALBUM RELEASE. IT'S BEEN LIKE FOUR OR FIVE YEARS.
BUT WITH STREAMING IN THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE YEARS, LIKE, I WAS SUPER NERVOUS A FEW DAYS AGO
AND I WAS CALLING OUR MANAGEMENT I'M LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO WATCH
THE FIRST WEEK, HOW IS IT GOING TO DO? THAT THAT AND THE OTHER.
HE'S LIKE, "YOU'VE ALREADY SOLD LIKE A MILLION AND A HALF COPIES
WE ALREADY KNOW IT'S DOING WELL CALM DOWN.
SO I'M -- SO - >> Jimmy: REALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I STILL -- I STILL WANT PEOPLE -- YEAH, I JUST FOUND THIS OUT TWO DAYS AGO.
BECAUSE IT'S STREAMING, SO PEOPLE, APPARENTLY, THERE'S THIS THING CALLED STREAMING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> SPOTIFY, SO ANYWAY, BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
LISTENING TO THE SONGS WE'VE RELEASED LEADING UP TO THIS FOR SO LONG AND WE BUMPED THE ALBUM
BECAUSE OF COVID SO WE JUST KIND OF BENEFITED FROM THE TIME THAT WE'VE HAD TO
MAKE MORE MUSIC AND PEOPLE TO CHECK OUT THE STUFF WE ALREADY HAVE OUT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC I APPRECIATE YOU COMING IN AND PERFORMING TONIGHT
YOU'RE DOING YOUR FIRST TICKETED CONCERT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IN LAS VEGAS >> LAS VEGAS, YEAH >> Jimmy: WHEN IS THAT
SOON >> SEPTEMBER 4th AND 5th IF YOU WANT TO COME TO VEGAS,
IT'S A GOOD TIME AND WE -- I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED ABOUT IT I'M ALSO NERVOUS ABOUT IT
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS AT THIS POINT AND THE CONCERT, YOU KNOW, THE LIVE
MUSIC AND THEATER, EVERYTHING HAS JUST BEEN KIND OF DRILLED BY THE PANDEMIC.
SO, YEAH I DON'T REALLY GET NERVOUS ANYMORE BUT I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS ABOUT THOSE SHOWS. >> Jimmy: OH, JUST BEING RUSTY, LIKE, DO YOU HAVE TRICKS -
>> YEAH, I'M RUSTY >> Jimmy: LIKE, I USED TO DO THIS OR I USED TO DO THAT.
>> EXACTLY, YEAH AND I HAVE TO DO FOUR OR FIVE NEW SONGS AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S
WEIRD. IT'S KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE A RUNNER AND YOU RUN ALL
THE TIME AND THEN YOU DON'T RUN FOR TWO YEARS AND YOU GO, NOW I'M GOING TO DO A MARATHON
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE >> Jimmy: WOW, INTERESTING
AND YOU HAVE SO MANY SONGS, DO YOU FORGET THE LYRICS? >> I DO FORGET THE LYRICS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY FORGETS THE LYRICS ALL THE TIME, JUST FYI
BUT THERE'S AT LEAST TWO OR THREE SONGS AND IF YOU EVER -- SO IF YOU'RE AT A CONCERT AND
THE ARTIST HALFWAY THROUGH ONE OF THEIR BACK CATALOG RECORDS JUST GOES --
LIKE THAT, AND HOLDS THE MIC OUT TO THE AUDIENCE TO SING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT MEANS THEY DON'T -- THEY FORGOT THE LYRICS [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU NEED TO SING THIS. SO NOW YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: LIKE, BILLY JOEL
* IT'S NINE * * SING ME A SONG * >> Jimmy: YOU JUST DO IT FOR
ME >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
BUT WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, OBVIOUSLY CONGRATS, THE BAND IS FANTASTIC AND SUCCESSFUL AND
GIANT, BUT THEN, YOU ALSO WRITE SONGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS JUST TALKING EARLIER, THAT YOU WROTE "HALO" FOR BEYONCE
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: LIKE I THINK -- I JUST READ ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE IT REACHED A BILLION STREAMS OR
SOMETHING. >> YEAH, I FOUND THAT OUT LAST WEEK
>> Jimmy: A BILLION STREAMS. >> A BILLION STREAMS WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, NOW IT'S HER BIGGEST
HIT OR WHATEVER OF I GUESS FOR WHENEVER SINCE SHE CAME OUT. >> Jimmy: BIGGER THAN "SINGLE
LADIES"? >> I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALIBRATE THAT, I THINK SO.
I DON'T KNOW -- I JUST KNOW IT'S THE FIRST I WENT ON HER SPOTIFY BECAUSE I
DIDN'T KNOW THIS I DON'T TRACK BEYONCE'S SPOTIFY.
I WENT ON HER SPOTIFY LAST WEEK SOMEONE TEXTED ME AND SAID
"CONGRATS BRO. AND I WAS LIKE "ON WHAT? THEY SAID BEYONCE SPOTIFY.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS -- SO I WENT ON HER PAGE AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OH, MY GOD.
I LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: IS IT EASY -- DOES IT JUST COME TO YOU AS A WRITER
DO YOU GET IN A ROOM WITH THE ARTIST, AND GO, ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE A SONG?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, "HALO" WAS AN EXAMPLE OF I HAD LIKE THREE HOURS, I WAS INJURED SO I
WASN'T TOURING AND HAD THREE HOURS TO WRITE A SONG. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
>> I BLEW OUT MY ACHILLES' HEEL, WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, DON'T DO IT.
>> Jimmy: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE, IT'S NOT AS AWESOME AS
IT APPEARS TO BE SO I BLEW OUT MY ACHILLES, I GOT GROUNDED FOR PROBABLY THREE
OR FOUR MONTHS I COULDN'T TOUR. I HAD A THREE-HOUR GAP IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE DAY. MY WIFE WAS GONE, I CALLED A A FRIEND, AND I SAID, "HEY, GET
OVER HERE, BEYONCE WANTS ME TO WRITE A SONG LET'S DO IT TOGETHER."
HE HAD WRITTEN A BIG NUMBER ONE FOR RIHANNA. AND I TURNED THE KEYBOARD ON
AND I WISH EVERY SESSION WENT LIKE THIS BUT THEY DON'T THE FIRST SOUND THAT HAPPENED
TO PLAY ON THE KEYBOARD WAS THE OPENING SOUND OF THE SONG, THE --
[ SINGING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, SO IT SOUNDED LIKE
ANGELS AND I WAS LIKE, WHY DON'T WE DO A SONG, LIKE, ABOUT ANGELS
LIKE HER GUARDIAN ANGEL, LIKE JAY-Z IS HER GUARDIAN ANGEL. AND THEN, TWO MINUTES LATER, IT
EVOLVED INTO OOH, "HALO. THAT'S SUCH A COOL TITLE, LET'S GO WITH "HALO.
THREE HOURS LATER, THE SONG WAS DONE, AND THEN, LIKE 12 MONTHS LATER, THE SONG CAME OUT AND IT
WAS THAT SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. DO YOU -
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU HAVE A GIFT. >> YEAH.
IT'S NOT ALWAYS THAT EASY. SOME SONGS -- SOME SONGS LIKE "COUNTING STARS," I HAD THE
CHORUS I WORKED ON THE CHORUS FOR FIVE MONTHS AND I DID THE VERSE IN
30 MINUTES, SO YOU JUST, YOU KNOW - LIL NAS X SONG THAT HE JUST
TEASED TODAY COMING AND IT WAS ONE AFTERNOON, AND IT WAS JUST THREE OR FOUR OF US HANGING
AROUND, JUMPING AROUND THE ROOM LIKE IDIOTS BACK IN LIKE APRIL OR MAY
AND NEXT THING I KNOW, IT'S LIKE, "HEY, IT'S IN A TACO BELL COMMERCIAL TOMORROW AND IT'S
COMING," AND SO, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW -- THERE'S NO SCIENCE TO IT -
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE A A GIFT, THOUGH YOU HAVE SOMETHING, BECAUSE
YOUR SONGS GET INTO MY BRAIN [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S MY GOAL.
THAT'S THE GOAL. >> Jimmy: AND YOU JUST SWIM IN MY HEAD AND THEN I GO, "I
CAN'T --" I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ONE OF YOUR OTHER SONGS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
>> I'M THE SPIDER THAT CRAWLS IN YOUR EAR AT NIGHT AND PLANTS EGGS, AND THEN JUST -- THAT'S
THE DISGUSTING ANALOGY BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO
THE EARWORM. >> Jimmy: THE EARWORM. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC IT REALLY IS IT'S SOME MAGIC TO IT AND
THANKS FOR - YOU'RE PERFORMING "SOMEDAY" ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU,
GUYS FOR DOING THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS THE ALBUM IS OFFICIALLY OUT RIGHT NOW, "HUMAN.
ONEREPUBLIC PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK. RYAN TEDDER, EVERYBODY, THANK
YOU, BUDDY COME ON BACK >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SOMEDAY"
FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "HUMAN," HERE IS ONEREPUBLIC!
* * SOMEDAYS I'M TREADING THE WATER AND FEEL LIK
IT'S GETTING DEE SOME NIGHTS I DROWN * * IN THE WEIGHT OF TH
THINGS THAT I THINK I NEED SOMETIMES I FEEL INCOMPLETE YEAH *
* BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY TO M SAY TO M OH YOU SAY SOMEDAY
WHEN WE'RE OLDER * * WE'LL BE SHININ' LIKE WE'RE GOLD YEA
WON'T WE WON'T W YEAH SOMEDAY WHEN * * WE'RE OLDER I'LL BE YOURS
AND YOU'LL BE MINE BE HAPPY HAPPY *
* OH YOU SAY SOMEDA WHEN WE'RE OLDER WE WON'T WORRY 'BOUT THE
THINGS THAT WE DON'T NEED * * WE DON'T NEED 'CAUSE ONE DAY
DOWN THE LIN BEFORE WE BOTH RUN * * OUT OF TIME
WE'RE GONNA SE THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL B ALL THAT WE NEED *
* * THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL BE ALL THAT WE NEED *
* * I'VE BEEN THE BES BEEN THE WORST
BEEN A GHOST IN CROWDED ROOM * * I TOOK A CHANCE
TOOK A TURN TOOK A DIV AND IT LED TO YO SO MANY TIMES THAT *
* I WISH WE COULD B ANYWHERE BUT HER SO MANY TIMES THAT
I WISH I COULD SEE WHAT * * YOU SEE SO CLEAR SO CLEAR OH YOU SAY SOMEDAY
WHEN WE'RE OLDER WE'LL BE SHININ' LIKE * * WE'RE GOLD YEAH
WON'T WE WON'T W YOU SAY SOMEDAY WHEN WE'RE OLDER I'LL BE YOURS *
* AND YOU'LL BE MIN BE HAPPY HAPP
OH, YOU SAY SOMEDAY * * WHEN WE'RE OLDE WE WON'T WORRY 'BOUT THE
THINGS THAT WE DON'T NEE WE DON'T NEED * * YEAH ONE DAY DOWN THE LIN
BEFORE WE BOTH RUN OUT OF TIM YOU'RE GONNA SEE *
* THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL BE ALL THAT WE NEED * *
* SOMEDAY WE'LL B ALL THAT WE NEED * *
* SOMEDAY WHEN WE'RE OLDE WE'LL BE SHININ' LIK WE'RE GOLD YEA
WON'T WE WON'T WE * * SOMEDAY DOWN THE LINE BEFORE WE BOTH RUN
OUT OF TIM YOU'RE GONNA SEE * * THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL BE
ALL THAT WE NEED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAMILA CABELLO, RYAN TEDDER, ONEREPUBLIC! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. THANK YOU, COLETTI
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *