>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MOLLY SHANNON.
EUGENIO DERBEZ MUSICAL GUEST CHVRCHES AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1507 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOA
YEAH THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE. PEOPLE IN THE WAY BACK, I CAN
HEAR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY YOURSELF.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN FEEL THAT ENERGY, I LOVE IT.
WELL, GUYS, TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A MEETING WITH THE CEOs OF AMAZON, APPLE AND
MICROSOFT TO DISCUSS THE GROWING THREAT OF CYBERATTACKS AND DATA LEAKS
THEY'VE GOT THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE THE MEETING, YOU COULD HEAR
A VOICE SAY, "READY WHEN YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD MEETING, ALTHOUGH BIDEN'S AT THAT AGE WHERE HE PUTS THE WORDS "THE"
BEFORE ANYTHING TECH RELATED LIKE - "I ORDER FROM THE AMAZON ALL
THE TIME " [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST TYPE IT INTO THE
GOOGLE." [ LAUGHTER ] AT 78, BIDEN MIGHT NOT SEEM
LIKE THE RIGHT GUY TO HANDLE THIS, BUT TRUST ME, NO ONE IS BETTER EQUIPPED AT STOPPING
LEAKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS
TODAY, JOHNSON & JOHNSON ANNOUNCED THAT A BOOSTER SHOT OF THEIR VACCINE PROVIDES
A ROBUST INCREASE IN ANTIBODIES [ CHEERS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] KIND OF LIKE CHEF BOYARDEE SAYING, OUR NEW SAUCE IS ROBUST
IN FLAVOR. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, IF DOCTORS AREN'T
BUSY ENOUGH, THEY'RE NOW DEALING WITH THE LATEST ONLINE TREND.
LISTEN TO THIS
INTERNET CHALLENGE THAT PEOPLE
SHOULD BE WATCHING OUT FOR >> IT'S SOMETHING CALLED THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE
DOCTORS WARN IT COULD LAND YOU ON A TRIP TO THE E.R >> Jimmy: HALF OF AMERICANS
SAID, "OF COURSE," WHILE THE OTHER HALF SAID "IT'S MY CHOICE AND I WANT TO DO MY OWN
RESEARCH." [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE SURVIVING A A GLOBAL PANDEMIC THEN HAVING YOUR FAMILY FIND OUT IT'S THE
MILK CRATE CHALLENGE IS WHAT GOT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY, ONLYFANS DECIDED TO DROP THEIR PLAN TO BAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
CONTENT. [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: WOW. A WHOLE CORNER OF THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO BETWEEN THIS AND THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN" TRAILER, WHAT A
A WEEK FOR TEENAGE BOYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT, ONLYFANS WILL KEEP ALLOWING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT.
THANK GOODNESS, BECAUSE WITHOUT THIS, WHO KNOWS WHERE YOU'D BE ABLE TO FIND THAT STUFF ONLINE
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GET THIS, I SAW THAT YOU
COULD RENT A VACATION CABIN IN OKLAHOMA THAT'S COMPLETELY DECKED OUT WITH NERF TOYS.
CHECK THIS OUT >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GREAT IF YOU'RE TRAINING YOUR KID TO BE THE NEXT JOHN WICK
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE 30 GUNS. AND FINALLY, AS PART OF THEIR
NEW FALL MENU, STARBUCKS HAS ADDED A NEW DRINK, THE APPLE CRISP MACCHIATO.
[ AUDIENCE OOH'S ] IN RESPONSE, THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S ON."
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES. SHE'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE. SHE STARS IN TWO SHOWS ON HBO
MAX, "THE WHITE LOTUS" AND "THE OTHER TWO," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW
IT'S CALLED "THE OTHER TWO." MOLLY SHANNON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEASON TWO OF "THE OTHER TWO." >> Steve: SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT I LOVE ABOUT
MOLLY IS THAT SHE'S OBVIOUSLY GENIUSLY FUNNY, BUT SHE ALSO IS A GREAT ACTOR.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SHE RIDES THAT LINE AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
GORGEOUS AND INTERESTING AND FUN BUT -- >> Steve: SO POSITIVE.
>> Jimmy: JUST A RARE COMBO, AND JUST -- I JUST LOVE IT ANYTHING SHE'S IN, I'M LIKE,
"OH, YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE, YEAH, I'M LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S SERIOUS,
THAT'S FUNNY, I'LL TAKE BOTH." YEAH, ANYWAYS. YEAH, I'LL TAKE BOTH MOLLYS,
"THE OTHER TWO." [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAYS, YEAH, SEASON TWO.
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW FILM, "CODA," WHICH IS OUT NOW, EUGENIO DERBEZ IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EUGENIO DERBEZ HE'S ANOTHER ONE
HE'S ANOTHER ONE THAT IS A A DOUBLE, TRIPLE THREAT. BECAUSE HE'S SUPER FUNNY
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT YET IN THIS FILM, HE'S SERIOUS
WELL, HE'S FUNNY, BUT HE'S DRAMATIC BUT HE'S -- LIKE RIGHT NOW --
AM I BEING FUNNY OR AM I BEING -- >> Steve: YOU WERE IN "BAND OF
BROTHERS." SERIOUS ROLE YOU WERE GREAT IN IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN IN MANY SERIOUS ROLES.
>> Steve: WELL, YEAH OF COURSE, YOU HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW LIKE MOST OF THE STUFF I'VE DONE -- >> Steve: IT'S GREAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GREAT -- I'M SAYING --
>> Steve: WHATEVER IT IS, I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT, I'M JUST SAYING WHATEVER I WAS IN I WAS
BEING -- >> Steve: YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: WHY YOU KEEP LOOKING OVER HERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO GET A SECOND OPINION, YOU KNOW
MAYBE YOU'D BE LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I APPRECIATED
YOUR PERFORMANCE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: JIMMY, I'VE NEVER
SAID THAT I APPRECIATE YOUR PERFORMANCE BEFORE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S -
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING [ APPLAUSE ]
BUT IT'S TRUE, YOU NEVER HAVE. AND, BOY, OH, BOY, DO WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC AS WELL.
I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT A SHOW. WHAT A VARIETY SHOW.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU WANT SOME JOKES, YOU WANT
SOME GOOD TALK AND YOU WANT SOME GOOD MUSIC. CHVRCHES IS HERE TONIGHT
>> Steve: OH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SCREEN VIOLENCE" IS THE NAME
OF CHVRCHES' NEW -- YOU WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF CHVRCHES -
>> Steve: BUST ME OFF A PIECE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF "GOOD GIRLS" IS THE NAME OF
THE TUNE HERE, CHECK THIS OUT * GOOD GIRLS DON'T CR
AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LIE AND GOOD GIRLS * >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT.
YEAH, YOU'LL SEE THEM LATER. CHVRCHES IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT A SHOW. OH, THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." THAT'S TONIGHT, YEAH, SO MAYBE TUNE IN AND SEE IF YOUR HASHTAG
MADE IT. HEY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS TO OLIVIA RODRIGO
SPOTIFY JUST NAMED HER SONG "GOOD 4 U" AS THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE SUMMER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR HER >> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS
"GOOD 4 U. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, BUT GOOD FOR HER FOR BEING NAMED SONG OF THE
SUMMER >> Steve: HMM. OLIVIA RODRIGO
>> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: AND SHE DID THAT SONG ABOUT THE ACTOR SHE BROKE UP
WITH >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST RUMORS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I THOUGHT "RUMORS" WAS LIZZO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "RUMORS" IS LIZZO AND CARDI B, YOU'RE THINKING OF "DRIVERS LICENSE."
>> Steve: SO "DRIVER'S LICENSE" IS "RUMORS?" >> Jimmy: NO, "LIL BIT."
>> Steve: SONG BY NELLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, "LIL BIT" IS
BY FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE WITH NELLY. >> Steve: BUT "DRIVER'S
LICENSE" IS "RUMORS? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> Steve: AND "RUMORS" IS
"DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> Jimmy: NO "RUMORS" IS LIZZO.
>> Steve: ARE YOU SURE "RUMORS" ISN'T FLEETWOOD MAC. >> Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT
"RUMORS. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "DRIVER'S LICENSE" BY OLIVIA RODRIGO
>> Steve: OH, WOW, "DEJA VU. >> Jimmy: "DEJA VU" IS ALSO OLIVIA RODRIGO
HIGGINS, WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS >> Steve: "BAD HABITS.
>> Jimmy: ED SHEERAN CAN WE MOVE ON >> Steve: SURE, DON'T LET ME
HOLD YOU UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY -- WHOA, HEY,
HEY, WAIT, WHAT YOU EATING THERE? >> Steve: BUTTER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, HIGGINS, THAT'S REALLY NOT --
>> Steve: NOT WHAT >> Jimmy: "GOOD 4 U. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TO SEE YOU AREN'T GOING TO CAPE IT,
ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YOU THINK I SHOULD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HAVEN'T PUT A CAPE ON IN A A WHILE. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * CAPES CAPE
OH, YEAH, CAPES * >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S BEEN OVER
A YEAR AND A HALF SINCE WE ALL GOT ON ZOOM AND YET, SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING THE
HANG OF IT, EVEN PEOPLE ON THE NEWS, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
INSTALLMENT OF "GREATEST MOMENTS IN ZOOM HISTORY. ENJOY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
MORNING. KELSEY, GOOD MORNING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> CAN WE NOT HEAR HIM >> CAN YOU HEAR HIM? >> I CAN'T HEAR HIM.
>> I CAN'T HEAR HIM EITHER >> ARE YOU ON MUTE >> THERE WE GO
>> WE HAD YOU FOR A SECOND NOPE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
* [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
>> KIDS DO IT. YOUTUBE -- KIDS DO IT, AND THE BBC ARE ALSO NOW EMBRACING
THIS WELL, I APOLOGIZE TO MY -- WHY, WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THIS BY
THE BOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: VAPING IN BED.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "THE
TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO
* * HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
* >> Jimmy: NOW WE -- WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND
OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE STUDENTS ARE FINALLY
HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL I ASKED YOU TO USE THE #MYTEACHERISFUNNY TO TELL US
ABOUT A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING THING ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS DID OR SAID
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOW I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM
YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @4ELISE93.
SHE SAYS, "MY JUNIOR HIGH BAND DIRECTOR USED TO DIRECT OUR JAZZ BAND WHILE HE ATE HIS
LUNCH. HE ALWAYS CONDUCTED WITH A A CHEESE STICK, THAT JUST KEPT
GETTING SHORTER AS REHEARSAL WENT ON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE'S FROM @YSRACH. THEY SAY, "MY TEACHER WAS TAKING ROLL CALL
SHE SAID, 'RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE ABSENT TODAY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A GOOD BIT. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: COME ON THAT'S GOOD
STUFF. >> Steve: THAT'S GOOD STUFF. >> Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE IS FROM
@I8URCAT >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "ALL MY
SIBLINGS HAD THE SAME TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL ON THE LAST DAY MY SENIOR YEAR,
HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, 'PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE THE LAST ONE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "PLEASE. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
THIS ONE IS FROM @LAURALIZVIDS SHE SAYS, "MY HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH TEACHER WAS SHOWING US
A MOVIE WHEN A SEX SCENE CAME ON SHE QUICKLY JUMPED IN FRONT OF
THE SCREEN, AND TOLD US NOT TO LOOK SHE DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS
A PROJECTOR. SO THE SEX SCENE WAS STILL VISIBLE, JUST PROJECTED ONTO
HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: HOT FOR TEACHER. >> Jimmy: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS 3D.
>> Steve: "OH, MY GOSH SHAZAM." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I AIN'T WEARING MY GLASSES. THIS ONE FROM @ROCKNROLLET
SHE SAYS, "MY BIOLOGY TEACHER WAS CONFUSED BY TWINS. HE ASKED ONE TWIN, 'ARE YOU,
YOU OR ARE YOU YOUR SISTER?' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHICH ONE ARE YOU
ARE YOU, YOU?" ARE YOU, YOU IS GOOD THIS ONE FROM @ALLYCARLSONPR
SHE SAYS, "MY AMERICAN HISTORY TEACHER CONVINCED US THAT 'FORREST GUMP' WAS A BASED ON
A TRUE STORY WE'RE CANADIAN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"HE THOUGHT WE KNEW HE WAS JOKING UNTIL THE FINAL EXAM WHEN WE ALL GOT MULTIPLE
QUESTIONS WRONG. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE PING-PONG PLAYER
THIS ONE'S FROM @SAMIIPHOTO. SHE SAYS, "MY ACCOUNTING PROFESSOR HOSTED A REVIEW
SESSION AS A POTATO OVER ZOOM, AND IT WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK FOR IT."
AND HERE'S A PHOTO A PHOTO SHE GAVE US. THAT'S REALLY -- THAT'S REAL
NOT BAD. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A FUNNY TEACHER
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE FROM
@JHOPJSH >> Steve: JHOPJSH? >> Jimmy: JHOPJSH.
JOSH -- J HOP JOSH, BUT NO "O" IN JOSH. >> Steve: OH, JSH.
>> Jimmy: PROBABLY COULDN'T GET THAT >> Steve: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PROBABLY ALREADY J HOP. >> Steve: YOU GOT J POSH -- J
OSH JOSH ALREADY >> Jimmy: JHOPJSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: GREAT. >> Jimmy: JHOP >> Steve: JHOP JSH.
[ LAUGHTER ] JSH.
>> Jimmy: JSH. >> Steve: MAYBE IT'S ZHUZH >> Jimmy: OH, LIKE J HOP ZHUZH
>> Steve: YEAH, LIKE I'M GOING TO ZHUZH UP YOUR CLOTHES >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE.
HOW DO YOU SPELL ZHUZH, YOU THINK? >> Steve: THAT'S A DISCUSSION
FOR ANOTHER TIME THAT'S A LONG DISCUSSION [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS J-S-H. >> Steve: MAYBE THAT MIGHT BE ZHUZH.
>> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO --
[ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
HOW YOU -- THAT'S A DIFFERENT PRONUNCIATION OF ZHUZH I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SPELLING
OF ZHUZH >> Tariq: OH, THE SPELLING OF ZHUZH, I'M GOING TO GO
Z-H-U-H -- [ LAUGHTER ] C-H.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT. THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT.
CHVRCHES >> Steve: YEAH, CHVRCHES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THINKING OF CHVRCHES >> Tariq: OH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT. >> Steve: GRAVY.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @JHOPJSH >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I WENT TO CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, MY MATH TEACHER WAS A NUN.
WHEN TELLING US ABOUT AN UPCOMING TEST, SHE SAID, 'I AM THE TESTER AND YOU ARE THE
TESTES.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: UH-OH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST RUN THE MOVIE. OH, BOY.
>> Steve: OH, MY [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM
@RYANGUARD HE SAYS, "ON THE LAST DAY OF EIGHTH GRADE OUR HOME EC
TEACHER, A SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY, PULLED ME ASIDE, PUT HER HANDS ON MY SHOULDER, LOOKED ME
IN THE EYES, AND SAID, 'I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REASON I'M RETIRING
EARLY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO
STARS IN THE SERIES "THE OTHER TWO," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW, SEASON TWO, ON HBO MAX
PLEASE WELCOME MOLLY SHANNON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT FEEL GREAT? >> SO NICE
IT DOES FEEL SO GOOD >> Jimmy: DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT?
MOLLY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING, BEING HERE IN PERSON >> OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE I TALK TO YOU WHENEVER I GET A
A CHANCE, AND I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE --
I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM -- GOOD FOLLOW BY THE WAY AND YOU REALLY ARE FUN
YESTERDAY YOU HAD A CATWALK OFF, OF WHICH OUTFIT YOU SHOULD WEAR
AND IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH. I LOVED IT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS -- YOU
CALLED YOURSELF A GOOD SANDY OR BAD SANDY. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. I WOULD GO FOR BAD SANDY
I LIKE BAD SANDY >> MMM, GOOD I LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT WAS A A LITTLE MYSTERIOUS. >> LEATHER JACKET OR NO LEATHER
JACKET >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE TOO
MUCH, AND COMMENT TOO MUCH BECAUSE I'D BE LIKE, "I'M NOT STALKING YOU."
I JUST ENJOY YOU AND I JUST GO LIKE, "OH, I LOVE THAT 'CAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY AND
INTERESTING. YOU POSTED SOMETHING THE OTHER DAY.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM THE OFFICIAL SUPERSTARS -- THE
INSTAGRAM. AND THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS SALLY O'MALLEY WITH
BETTY O'MALLEY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WITH BETTY O'MALLEY >> Jimmy: EXPLAIN
BETTY O'MALLEY >> BETTY O'MALLEY. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- I
HAD TO DO FOR MY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL FUND-RAISER THEY ASKED ME TO DO SALLY O'MALLEY.
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE COSTUME. IT'S IN -- YOU KNOW, IT'S IN,
LIKE, SOME STORAGE PLACE, OR IN THE -- BUT ANYHOW, I WAS ABLE TO GET
THE COSTUME FROM DALE RICHARDS >> Jimmy: I KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
>> I DID SO HE SENT IT TO ME, AND THEN I HAD IT FOR LIKE 24 HOURS IN MY
HOUSE BEFORE I WENT TO DO THIS REMOTE, YOU KNOW, SHOW FOR MY SCHOOL
SO I PUT THE COSTUME ON, AND I TOLD MY HUSBAND, I WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD TAKE PICTURES."
AND I WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE KIDS. BECAUSE WHEN I DID THE
CHARACTER, IT WAS BEFORE I WAS MARRIED OR HAD CHILDREN. SO I JUST DID, LIKE, A PHOTO
SHOOT AROUND MY HOUSE AS THE CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS
NOLAN -- >> STELLA AND NOLAN. AND YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT.
WE JUST TOOK THE KIDS TO HAWAII WITH ALL -- THEY GOT TO BRING THEIR FRIENDS, AND IT WAS SO
MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: BUT THE DOG -- DOES THE DOG HAS WIGS OR --
THAT WAS MY -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT NATURAL,
RIGHT? THAT'S NOT NATURAL HAIR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S NOT NATURAL. SHE DOES HAVE LITTLE -- I LIKE PUTTING LITTLE WIGS ON HER
LIKE, I WENT TO A PET STORE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THE CLOSE UP SHOT
YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH, ISN'T IT SWEET? LOOK AT HOW CUTE - >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU GET
BETTY? >> BETTY, WE GOT HER -- SHE'S A LITTLE RESCUE DOG, AND HAVE
ANOTHER DOG NAMED CINNAMON AND THE THEY ADD SO MUCH JOY TO THE HOUSE.
ISN'T SHE CUTE >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO VIDEO THAT YOU POSTED.
IF YOU EVER -- IF YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD, JUST GO TO THIS INSTAGRAM, THE OFFICIAL
SUPERSTAR. HERE'S BETTY GOING FOR A SWIM. >> OH, MY GOSH
I GOT TO SEE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] CINNAMON WITH HER CURLERS.
AND THAT'S CINNAMON. OH, YES. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: GOOD SWIMMER >> YES, SHE'S A GOOD SWIMMER THEY'RE STARS.
>> Jimmy: YES, SHE IS A STAR I HEARD THAT NICK JONAS GOT YOU ON INSTAGRAM
IS THAT TRUE >> OH, YEAH, NICK JONAS, THAT WAS SO FUNNY
I WAS IN PARK CITY, UTAH WITH MY MANAGER, STEVEN LEVY, AND WE MET NICK JONAS AND HIS DEAR
FRIEND DAVE OH AND IT WAS LIKE A BAR IN PARK CITY, UTAH.
AND THEY GOT ME TO JOIN INSTAGRAM AT THE BAR >> Jimmy: WHAT, THEY JUST TOOK
A PICTURE -- >> WELL, WE JUST STARTED TALKING, AND NICK JONAS WAS SO
NICE AND NICK JONAS AND I SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
AND DAVE OH WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT TO BE ON INSTAGRAM." SO JUST AT THE BAR HE WAS
LIKE -- YOU KNOW, I THINK HE THOUGHT OF @THEOFFICIALSUPERSTAR.
AND NICK JONAS WAS LIKE, "YEAH, DO IT. I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO LIKE
YOU. SO, THAT WAS NICK JONAS AND DAVE OH.
ISN'T THAT WILD? >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND THEN THIS WAS SO FUNNY.
NICK JONAS DM'd ME -- THIS WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO, OR WHATEVER, HE DM'd ME AND HE'S LIKE, "OH,
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. AND SO I TOLD MY DAUGHTER STELLA, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD
NICK JONAS, YOU KNOW, DM'd ME. AND I RESPONDED BACK WITH, LIKE, A HEART, AND THEN BY
ACCIDENT -- I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT AND THEN I WAS LIKE, OH, MY
GOD. I'M SO EMBARRASSED I PUT A HEART, LIKE, I'M ACTING
LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN ERASE
IT YOU CAN ERASE IT." SO I LIKE, ERASED IT
I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S SO DORKY." >> Jimmy: I KNOW, DUDE I SEND NICK JONAS HEARTS TOO
>> OH, MY GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
IT'S NICK JONAS. >> YOU GUYS, WHAT I WANT TO SAY I LOVE ABOUT JIMMY, IS JIMMY IS
THE SILLIEST, HAS THE SILLIEST SENSE OF HUMOR, AND I MISS YOUR -- HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ME
LAUGH. YOU'RE VERY SILLY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
WE TALK ABOUT IT EVERY TIME ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
DOING THIS TIME, BUT I'M NOT READY FOR IT THIS TIME I'M UNPREPARED
I WANTED TO HAVE OUR CRY-OFF >> OH, MY GOD. WHOA, OKAY
>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SEE IF WE -- NOT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S AN INTERESTING GAME, AND I GOT TO
BE IN THE ZONE I GOT TO BE IN THE ZONE. >> YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE ZONE.
I'LL DO IT OKAY, GREAT. NEXT TIME --
>> Jimmy: NEXT TIME. >> I'M SCARED. WELL, IF WE DID IT, YOU WANT TO
DO IT NOW. >> Jimmy: NOW? >> OH, MY GOD.
I AM SO SCARED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS NOT PLANNED.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ BLEEP ALL RIGHT.
CAN YOU -- ALL RIGHT, WAIT. I'LL LOOK IN THE CAMERA.
>> THIS IS PRESSURE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> SO, WAIT, OKAY.
AND WE'RE BOTH - >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO IT? >> I MEAN, I'LL TRY.
WHERE DO I LOOK. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK IN CAMERA ONE.
>> CAMERA ONE. OKAY, BUT GIVE US TIME [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS REALLY
CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
OH, MY GOSH. OH NO, NO
>> WAIT. >> Jimmy: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT WAS GREAT THOUGH
>> I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO SWEET, LIKE BEING WITH AN AUDIENCE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. >> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M LIKE -- QUESTLOVE -- I JUST -- I ACTUALLY AM LIKE -- IT'S SO SWEET BEING BACK WITH
PEOPLE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY. SERIOUSLY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IF YOU ZOOM IN, I'M THERE.
YOU DID, YOU GOT ME THERE. >> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: IF YOU ZOOM IN, I'M
THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME YOU GOT ME GOOD. >> OKAY, GOOD.
I GOT YOU. WHAT IF WE JUST GOT REALLY -- WHAT IF WE JUST, LIKE, TURNED
THE WHOLE SHOW AROUND, AND WE WE'RE JUST REALLY DARK AND I WAS LIKE, "REMEMBER WHEN
I CALLED YOU?" AND WE JUST CRY. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SO MANY FUN
THINGS TO TALK ABOUT YOU HAVE TWO SHOWS ON HBO MAX. >> OKAY, YES, YES, YES -- FUN
THINGS, YES. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE FUN THINGS YOU HAVE "WHITE LOTUS" I WANT
TO TALK ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE "THE OTHER TWO."
I WANT TO TALK MORE WITH MOLLY SHANNON WHEN WE COME BACK
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
MOLLY SHANNON IS HERE! THE ONE AND ONLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HAVE TO SAY, I MEAN EVERY THING -- EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON, BUT EVERY TIME YOU'RE IN
SOMETHING WHETHER IT BE -- TRISH, AND - >> CORD AND TISH
>> Jimmy: CORD AND TISH. GOSH, THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
BUT "WHITE LOTUS," YOU COME IN AND EVERY DECISION YOU MADE WAS JUST PERFECT
I GO -- I WATCHED IT WITH NANCY. I GO, "CAN YOU GET BETTER THAN
THAT?" LIKE EVERY SINGLE DECISION, I GO, "THAT LINE, IF SOMEONE ELSE
SAID IT, YOU'D BE LIKE, 'THAT WOULD SOUND WEIRD,'" BUT YOU JUST NAILED IT
IS IT BECAUSE -- >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. WELL MIKE WHITE IS SO -- JUST
SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED HE IS JUST SUCH A GREAT WRITER, DIRECTOR, PERFORMER,
EVERYTHING, BUT HE GIVES THE BEST DIRECTION I FULLY TRUST HIM.
SO HE'S LIKE, "NO, MOLLY, DON'T ACT RICH YOU JUST ARE RICH.
AND HE WANTED IT VERY REAL HE DIDN'T WANT IT LIKE A A CARICATURE, SO -
>> Jimmy: NO >> HE WANTED IT LOW KEY. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD, LOW KEY
BUT SO FUNNY AND YOU JUST GO, OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS
YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU'RE GOING YOU'RE TOTALLY IN CONTROL AND I LIKE THAT YOU -- YOU'RE
CONFIDENT, YOU'RE FEARLESS, BUT IT'S ALSO YOU ARE TAKING RISKS WITH YOUR CHOICES.
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: AND I LOVE THAT. SO "THE OTHER TWO" IS FULL ON
FUNNY. >> YES OH, GOOD
CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIDER ARE BRILLIANT CREATORS AND SHOWRUNNERS.
THEY'RE AMAZING. [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH, AND MY CHARACTER ON THAT
IS LIKE A -- MY CHARACTER ON THAT IS A MIDWESTERN MOM FROM OHIO AND SHE GOT HER OWN TALK
SHOW THIS SEASON BECAUSE MY SON CHASE DREAMS IS AT NYU SO IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
CHRACTER THAN "THE WHITE LOTUS" CHARACTER, BUT I FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I'M WORKING WITH THESE
AMAZING WRITER-SHOWRUNNERS MIKE WHITE, CHRIS KELLY, SARAH SCHNEIDER, COULDN'T BE IN
A BETTER POSITION, I FEEL, AND EXTREMELY FORTUNATE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE FROM OHIO
>> YEAH, I'M FROM OHIO SO IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER
BECAUSE I STILL FEEL EXCITED ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS. >> Jimmy: ME TOO
>> YOU DO? YEAH >> Jimmy: I DO, I LOVE THE
WHOLE THING -- >> IT'S SO FUNNY, I MET JIMMY YEARS AGO AT A PARTY
REMEMBER YOU WERE WITH A FRIEND AND I REMEMBER I TOLD YOU YOU
REMINDED ME OF JAMES CAGNEY. AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE GOING TO -- THIS KID --"
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT IT WAS LIKE A PARTY IN L.A >> Jimmy: YEAH, L.A.
YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, IN L.A. AND THAT WAS BEFORE YOU GOT ON
"SNL" AND I KNEW IT THE SECOND I MET YOU. >> Jimmy: THE "JAMES CAGNEY"
WAS THE BEST, SO I WAS LIKE -- >> YEAH, AND YOU WERE LIKE, "REALLY?
HE WAS A KID >> Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SAID THAT
THAT'S SO FUN. AND LOOK AT US NOW >> I KNOW, AND LOOK AT US NOW.
>> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE ON A A SHOW - >> HAVE YOU DONE ANY BED SEVENS
LATELY >> Jimmy: NO >> NO, YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S A BED SEVEN AGAIN? >> BED SEVEN IS WHEN YOU'RE IN
BED FOR SEVEN HOURS AND YOU JUST WATCH TV AND YOU COULD EAT LIKE A BURGER AND YOU RELAX.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IT. FOR THOSE OF YOU -- IT'S LIKE
IF YOU'RE EXHAUSTED. I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE
IT'S LIKE IF YOU'RE EXHAUSTED AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "I WANT TO JUST BE BY MYSELF."
>> Jimmy: I'VE DONE A -- I DID A BED THREE, MAYBE >> A BED THREE
OKAY, GOOD ISN'T THE BEST >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT
I WATCH A HALLMARK MOVIE >> OOH, THAT'S GREAT I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: AND IT WASN'T GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY'RE
GOING TO TIE IT UP AND I GO, HOW ARE THEY GONNA -- OR START THE PLOT OR SOMETHING
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS TOO DEEP INTO IT TO BAIL, YOU KNOW
AND SO I GO, "I'LL JUST FINISH IT OFF." AND IT WASN'T THAT GREAT, BUT
IT WAS -- BUT I'M HAPPY I DID IT >> AND DID YOU EAT FRENCH FRIES
OR, LIKE HAVE ANYTHING GOOD? >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T HAVE A SNACK OR DO ANYTHING BECAUSE
I'M ON A DIET NOW. >> YOU ARE WHAT KIND OF DIET?
>> Jimmy: IT'S A TYPE OF BLOOD DIET >> NO WAY.
REALLY YOU LOOK GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ON A A DIET >> Jimmy: TOTALLY ON A DIET.
>> THAT'S SO HARD. >> Jimmy: I KNOW NO CARBS
>> WHOA. >> Jimmy: NO PASTA >> YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> Jimmy: NO BEER. >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT AIN'T EASY >> Jimmy: JUST STRAIGHT BOOZE. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH YEAH, BUT NONE OF THAT STUFF. >> THAT'S AMAZING.
>> YES -- SO I DID -- BUT I DID A THREE, MAYBE, YEAH >> OH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: I WAS ALSO CHECKING OUT -- I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO
FINISH "HUBIE HALLOWEEN. IT'S SANDLER DID YOU SEE IT
>> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
>> I JUST BUMPED INTO ADAM - >> Jimmy: IT'S EVERYBODY WE KNOW
>> IS IT >> Jimmy: IT'S EVERYBODY WE KNOW
MEADOWS IS UNBELIEVABLE. TIM MEADOWS IS UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY.
>> OH, MY GOD. I WANT TO SEE IT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD
>> YEAH, THE KIDS AND I WERE ON VACATION AND MY HUSBAND MET US IN KAUAI, BUT WE BUMPED INTO
ADAM SANDLER IN HAWAII AND IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE HIM >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST THE
GREATEST >> YEAH, YEAH, THE GREATEST. >> Jimmy: I THINK -- WAS
SANDLER WITH US WHEN WE MET? >> I'M TRYING TO THINK UM, NO
NOT WHEN WE MET THAT NIGHT AT A PARTY, NO. >> Jimmy: SO HE WASN'T AT THE
PARTY. YEAH, OKAY ANYWAY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WAIT, SO WE SET UP "THE OTHER TWO," RIGHT
>> YEAH, "OTHER TWO" WE SET UP >> Jimmy: IT'S TOMORROW ON HBO --
>> HBO MAX >> HBO MAX TOMORROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "THE OTHER TWO." HERE'S MOLLY SHANNON IN "THE
OTHER TWO. TAKE A LOOK.
IT SEEMS SO LATE FOR YOUR MOM. DOESN'T SHE HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR WORK
>> GOOD MORNING BOYS >> MORNING >> I KNOW, ISN'T IT WILD
NOW THAT I HAVE MY MORNING SHOW, DAY IS NIGHT AND NIGHT IS DAY FOR ME
I GET UP AT 11:00 P.M., HEAD TO WORK AT 12, THEN I HAVE FIVE AND A HALF HOURS OF MAKEUP
FOR WOMEN OVER 50, IT'S TECHNICALLY APPLIED BY A A CARPENTER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT, CARY? THEN AT 6 I DO MY AFFILIATE THROWS FOR EVERY CITY IN
AMERICA. MMM. >> AT 7 I HAVE MY MEETINGS
AT 8 I DO AN HOUR OF TOUCH-UPS, AGAIN WITH THE CARPENTER THEN WE SHOOT AT 9, THE SHOW
AIRS AT 11, I HAVE MY DINNER AT 4, AND I'M IN BED BY 6. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY.
SEASON 2 OF "THE OTHER TWO" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
EUGENIO DERBEZ COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW FILM "CODA," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS
RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME EUGENIO DERBEZ.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GOOD, YES, TO HAVE AN AUDIENCE. >> FEELS GOOD TO HAVE AN
AUDIENCE, FINALLY. >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- WE'RE OVERDUE.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN >> NO, I COULDN'T BELIEVE I WAS
INVITED AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THE
FUNNIEST ACTORS I KNOW, BUT IT'S WEIRD, I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER IS THAT
MOLLY SHANNON WAS HERE AS WELL AND SHE DOES DRAMATIC STUFF AND YOU'RE A DRAMATIC ACTOR IN THIS
FILM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS IT TOUGH TO BE --
I MEAN, YOU'RE -- UBER FAMOUS COMEDIAN TO DO -- TO HAVE PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY MY ENTIRE LIFE IN
MEXICO AND LATIN AMERICA, AND THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW DRAMATIC ROLES THAT I'VE DONE IN MY
CAREER AND -- BUT I LOVE IT AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRAMA BECAUSE -- BECAUSE OF
THAT HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT A LOT OF COMEDIANS, FILM COMEDIANS, THEY
SWITCH AT CERTAIN POINT OF THEIR CAREERS TO DRAMA LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS -
>> Jimmy: RAY ROMANO >> TOM HANKS, RAY ROMANO, YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE GUYS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> JIM CARREY. AND I THINK THAT IT'S -- I HOPE
YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN OUR KIDS. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M TAKING YOU
SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT YOU ARE
REALLY GOING TO DO THIS. >> BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T. >> Jimmy: NO, THEY DON'T
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING WE SAY THEY THINK IT'S A
A FRIGGIN' JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S CORRECT.
I KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH
>> YELLOW CHAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YELLOW CHAIR
>> WHATEVER, SAY SOMETHING, WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETIMES YOU'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE,
AND I'LL GO LIKE, "I LIKE THIS," AND THEY GO, "HA, HA. >> YEAH, EXACTLY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. FUNNY STORY, LET ME TELL YOU I WAS IN MEXICO CITY IN A VALET
PARKING LOT WAITING FOR MY CAR AND THE VALET PARKING ATTENDANT BROUGHT MY CAR AND I SAW A NEW
SCRATCH. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, THIS
IS A NEW SCRATCH." AND HE STARTED LAUGHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS LIKE, "BRO, I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS NEW.
WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS? AND HE LAUGHED EVEN MORE [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, PLEASE CALL THE MANAGER," AND HE LAUGHED EVEN MORE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE ANGRIER I GOT THE MORE HE LAUGHED
HE THOUGHT I WAS PUTTING ON AN ACT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO I JUST LEFT WITH MY SCRATCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "CODA" THOUG YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THE CALL? >> I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR IS SIAN HEDER, AN
AMAZING FEMALE DIRECTOR, AND SHE -- SHE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A A COMEDIAN
SHE DIDN'T KNOW MY BACKGROUND AND SHE GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YES, IMAGINE YOU'RE GOING TO, I DON'T KNOW, CHINA --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- AND ANOTHER -- THE DIRECTOR SEES YOU --
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T KNOW ME AS A COMEDIAN >> EXACTLY
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY IS INTERESTING I LIKE HIS FACE.
>> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEY CAST YOU
AND THEN YOU GOT THE ROLE. IT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE
WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT >> THE FILM IS ABOUT THE CODA, CODA MEANS A CHILD OF DEAF
ADULTS, AND RUBY, WHO IS A A CODA, IS THE ONLY HEARING MEMBER IN HER DEAF FAMILY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO SHE'S BEEN TRANSLATING FOR HER FAMILY HER ENTIRE LIFE
SHE IS THE ONLY LINK BETWEEN THE FAMILY AND THE HEARING WORLD.
SO ONE DAY, SHE JOINS THE CHOIR CLUB AND SHE DISCOVERS HER TALENT FOR MUSIC AND SHE FINDS
HERSELF TORN BETWEEN PURSUING HER DREAMS AND THE FEAR OF ABANDONING HER FAMILY,
BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S AMAZING
>> IT'S A REALLY COOL MOVIE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT MOVIE AND IT'S OUT NOW
YOU CAN SEE IT ON APPLE TV PLUS >> YEAH.
HERE'S EUGENIO DERBEZ IN "CODA. TAKE A LOOK.
CLASS? >> I GOT SCARED.
>> OF WHAT OTHER KIDS >> MAYBE
OR MAYBE FINDING OUT THAT I'M BAD. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOWIE SAID
ABOUT BOB DYLAN? "THE VOICE LIKE SAND AND GLUE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF PRETTY
VOICES WITH NOTHING TO SAY." DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY >> I THINK SO.
>> GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS, BOB.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EUGENIO DERBEZ "CODA" IS IN THEATERS AND
STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS RIGHT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM CHVRCHES. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GOOD GIRLS" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM
"SCREEN VIOLENCE," OUT THIS FRIDAY, HERE IS CHVRCHES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * KILLING YOUR IDOL
IS A CHORE AND IT'S SUCH A BORE * * 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED
THEM ANYMORE SO MAYBE IF YO JUST GOT SOME GUTS *
* WE'D KILL 'EM WIT A THOUSAND CUT AND SAY WE DID I
OUT OF LOVE * * SO SAVE YOUR BREATH GIVE A LITTLE OF
WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT DO THEY KNOW * * SOMETHING I DON'T
IS IT EASIER WHEN YO DON'T HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN WHEN YOU DON'T *
* HAVE TO PRETEND I WANT TO KNOW THAT FEELING
IS IT EASIER WHEN YOU * * DON'T HAVE TO START AGAIN WHEN YOU DON'T WAN
TO MAKE AMENDS I WANT TO KNOW * * THAT FEELIN
GOOD GIRLS DON'T CRY AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LIE AND GOOD GIRLS JUSTIFY *
* BUT I DON'T GOOD GIRLS DON'T DIE AND GOOD GIRLS STAY ALIV
AND GOOD GIRLS SATISFY * * BUT I WON'T THEY TELL ME I'M
HELLBENT ON REVENG I CUT MY TEETH * * ON WEAKER MEN
I WON'T APOLOGIZE AGAI AND I NEVER HAD TASTE FOR LIARS *
* OR THE UNIQUELY UNINSPIRE 'CAUSE I DON'T NEE TO BE DESIRE
IS IT EASIER WHEN YOU * * DON'T HAVE TO COUNT TO TE WHEN YOU DON'T
HAVE TO PRETEN I WANT TO KNOW * * THAT FEELIN
IS IT EASIER WHEN YO DON'T HAVE TO START AGAI WHEN YOU DON'T WANT *
* TO MAKE AMEND I WANT TO KNOW THAT FEELING
GOOD GIRLS DON'T CRY * * AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LI AND GOOD GIRLS JUSTIFY
BUT I DON' GOOD GIRLS DON'T DIE * * AND GOOD GIRLS STAY ALIVE
AND GOOD GIRLS SATISFY BUT I WON' NO I WON'T *
* * *
* KILLING YOUR IDOL IS A CHORE AND IT'S SUCH A BORE *
* BUT WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE WE DON'T NEE
THEM ANYMORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW
NIGHT -- CAMILA CABELLO AND RYAN TEDDER WILL BE HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM
ONEREPUBLIC. MY THANKS TO MOLLY SHANNON, EUGENIO DERBEZ, CHVRCHES, AND
THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU!