1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,180 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:20,487 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:24,224 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MOLLY SHANNON. 4 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:29,963 EUGENIO DERBEZ MUSICAL GUEST CHVRCHES AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:38,805 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1507 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:39,439 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,842 * 8 00:00:42,842 --> 00:01:08,601 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOA 9 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:13,540 YEAH THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE. PEOPLE IN THE WAY BACK, I CAN 10 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:18,978 HEAR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 11 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:22,449 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY YOURSELF. 12 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,118 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 13 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:29,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN FEEL THAT ENERGY, I LOVE IT. 14 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:33,626 WELL, GUYS, TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A MEETING WITH THE CEOs OF AMAZON, APPLE AND 15 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:40,734 MICROSOFT TO DISCUSS THE GROWING THREAT OF CYBERATTACKS AND DATA LEAKS 16 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,970 THEY'VE GOT THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE THE MEETING, YOU COULD HEAR 17 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:49,009 A VOICE SAY, "READY WHEN YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,844 YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD MEETING, ALTHOUGH BIDEN'S AT THAT AGE WHERE HE PUTS THE WORDS "THE" 19 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:57,250 BEFORE ANYTHING TECH RELATED LIKE - "I ORDER FROM THE AMAZON ALL 20 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:01,254 THE TIME " [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST TYPE IT INTO THE 21 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,557 GOOGLE." [ LAUGHTER ] AT 78, BIDEN MIGHT NOT SEEM 22 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,292 LIKE THE RIGHT GUY TO HANDLE THIS, BUT TRUST ME, NO ONE IS BETTER EQUIPPED AT STOPPING 23 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:11,064 LEAKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH 24 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:20,206 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS 25 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,075 TODAY, JOHNSON & JOHNSON ANNOUNCED THAT A BOOSTER SHOT OF THEIR VACCINE PROVIDES 26 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:26,946 A ROBUST INCREASE IN ANTIBODIES [ CHEERS ] 27 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:31,384 [ APPLAUSE ] KIND OF LIKE CHEF BOYARDEE SAYING, OUR NEW SAUCE IS ROBUST 28 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:37,590 IN FLAVOR. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, IF DOCTORS AREN'T 29 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,226 BUSY ENOUGH, THEY'RE NOW DEALING WITH THE LATEST ONLINE TREND. 30 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:40,894 TREND. LISTEN TO THIS 31 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:43,997 INTERNET CHALLENGE THAT PEOPLE 32 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,902 SHOULD BE WATCHING OUT FOR >> IT'S SOMETHING CALLED THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE 33 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:53,106 DOCTORS WARN IT COULD LAND YOU ON A TRIP TO THE E.R >> Jimmy: HALF OF AMERICANS 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:57,010 SAID, "OF COURSE," WHILE THE OTHER HALF SAID "IT'S MY CHOICE AND I WANT TO DO MY OWN 35 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:01,748 RESEARCH." [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 36 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,550 SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE SURVIVING A A GLOBAL PANDEMIC THEN HAVING YOUR FAMILY FIND OUT IT'S THE 37 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:07,821 MILK CRATE CHALLENGE IS WHAT GOT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:12,892 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY, ONLYFANS DECIDED TO DROP THEIR PLAN TO BAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT 39 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:17,464 CONTENT. [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:21,768 * >> Steve: WOW. A WHOLE CORNER OF THEM 41 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:26,239 >> Jimmy: YEAH SO BETWEEN THIS AND THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN" TRAILER, WHAT A 42 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:34,781 A WEEK FOR TEENAGE BOYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:38,151 THAT'S RIGHT, ONLYFANS WILL KEEP ALLOWING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT. 44 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,653 THANK GOODNESS, BECAUSE WITHOUT THIS, WHO KNOWS WHERE YOU'D BE ABLE TO FIND THAT STUFF ONLINE 45 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:44,090 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GET THIS, I SAW THAT YOU 46 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:49,729 COULD RENT A VACATION CABIN IN OKLAHOMA THAT'S COMPLETELY DECKED OUT WITH NERF TOYS. 47 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,665 CHECK THIS OUT >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 48 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,735 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GREAT IF YOU'RE TRAINING YOUR KID TO BE THE NEXT JOHN WICK 49 00:03:55,735 --> 00:04:01,274 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE 30 GUNS. AND FINALLY, AS PART OF THEIR 50 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:06,046 NEW FALL MENU, STARBUCKS HAS ADDED A NEW DRINK, THE APPLE CRISP MACCHIATO. 51 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:11,751 [ AUDIENCE OOH'S ] IN RESPONSE, THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S ON." 52 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:15,088 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 53 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:15,588 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 54 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,857 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 55 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:38,311 * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 56 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:42,949 SHE IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES. SHE'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE. SHE STARS IN TWO SHOWS ON HBO 57 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:47,520 MAX, "THE WHITE LOTUS" AND "THE OTHER TWO," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW 58 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,858 IT'S CALLED "THE OTHER TWO." MOLLY SHANNON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:56,229 SEASON TWO OF "THE OTHER TWO." >> Steve: SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT I LOVE ABOUT 60 00:04:56,229 --> 00:05:03,636 MOLLY IS THAT SHE'S OBVIOUSLY GENIUSLY FUNNY, BUT SHE ALSO IS A GREAT ACTOR. 61 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,405 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SHE RIDES THAT LINE AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S 62 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:10,343 GORGEOUS AND INTERESTING AND FUN BUT -- >> Steve: SO POSITIVE. 63 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:13,580 >> Jimmy: JUST A RARE COMBO, AND JUST -- I JUST LOVE IT ANYTHING SHE'S IN, I'M LIKE, 64 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,683 "OH, YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE, YEAH, I'M LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S SERIOUS, 65 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:20,820 THAT'S FUNNY, I'LL TAKE BOTH." YEAH, ANYWAYS. YEAH, I'LL TAKE BOTH MOLLYS, 66 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:25,158 "THE OTHER TWO." [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAYS, YEAH, SEASON TWO. 67 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:29,963 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW FILM, "CODA," WHICH IS OUT NOW, EUGENIO DERBEZ IS HERE. 68 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:37,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EUGENIO DERBEZ HE'S ANOTHER ONE 69 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:42,809 HE'S ANOTHER ONE THAT IS A A DOUBLE, TRIPLE THREAT. BECAUSE HE'S SUPER FUNNY 70 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:45,178 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT YET IN THIS FILM, HE'S SERIOUS 71 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,980 WELL, HE'S FUNNY, BUT HE'S DRAMATIC BUT HE'S -- LIKE RIGHT NOW -- 72 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:51,718 AM I BEING FUNNY OR AM I BEING -- >> Steve: YOU WERE IN "BAND OF 73 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:55,121 BROTHERS." SERIOUS ROLE YOU WERE GREAT IN IT 74 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,890 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN IN MANY SERIOUS ROLES. 75 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,560 >> Steve: WELL, YEAH OF COURSE, YOU HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,196 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW LIKE MOST OF THE STUFF I'VE DONE -- >> Steve: IT'S GREAT 77 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,565 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GREAT -- I'M SAYING -- 78 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,034 >> Steve: WHATEVER IT IS, I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,803 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT, I'M JUST SAYING WHATEVER I WAS IN I WAS 80 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:14,841 BEING -- >> Steve: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:18,611 >> Tariq: WHY YOU KEEP LOOKING OVER HERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,847 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO GET A SECOND OPINION, YOU KNOW 83 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,782 MAYBE YOU'D BE LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I APPRECIATED 84 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:27,320 YOUR PERFORMANCE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: JIMMY, I'VE NEVER 85 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,325 SAID THAT I APPRECIATE YOUR PERFORMANCE BEFORE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S - 86 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:35,962 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING [ APPLAUSE ] 87 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:40,300 BUT IT'S TRUE, YOU NEVER HAVE. AND, BOY, OH, BOY, DO WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC AS WELL. 88 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,669 I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT A SHOW. WHAT A VARIETY SHOW. 89 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:46,206 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU WANT SOME JOKES, YOU WANT 90 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:50,643 SOME GOOD TALK AND YOU WANT SOME GOOD MUSIC. CHVRCHES IS HERE TONIGHT 91 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:56,983 >> Steve: OH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SCREEN VIOLENCE" IS THE NAME 92 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,687 OF CHVRCHES' NEW -- YOU WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF CHVRCHES - 93 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,223 >> Steve: BUST ME OFF A PIECE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF "GOOD GIRLS" IS THE NAME OF 94 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:07,460 THE TUNE HERE, CHECK THIS OUT * GOOD GIRLS DON'T CR 95 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:11,398 AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LIE AND GOOD GIRLS * >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 96 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,834 YEAH, YOU'LL SEE THEM LATER. CHVRCHES IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 97 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,604 WHAT A SHOW. OH, THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW 98 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:22,042 HASHTAGS." THAT'S TONIGHT, YEAH, SO MAYBE TUNE IN AND SEE IF YOUR HASHTAG 99 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:28,048 MADE IT. HEY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS TO OLIVIA RODRIGO 100 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,950 SPOTIFY JUST NAMED HER SONG "GOOD 4 U" AS THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE SUMMER. 101 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:41,127 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR HER >> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS 102 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,265 "GOOD 4 U. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, BUT GOOD FOR HER FOR BEING NAMED SONG OF THE 103 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,835 SUMMER >> Steve: HMM. OLIVIA RODRIGO 104 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:53,206 >> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: AND SHE DID THAT SONG ABOUT THE ACTOR SHE BROKE UP 105 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:57,110 WITH >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST RUMORS [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:00,613 >> Steve: I THOUGHT "RUMORS" WAS LIZZO. [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,817 >> Jimmy: "RUMORS" IS LIZZO AND CARDI B, YOU'RE THINKING OF "DRIVERS LICENSE." 108 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:08,888 >> Steve: SO "DRIVER'S LICENSE" IS "RUMORS?" >> Jimmy: NO, "LIL BIT." 109 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,657 >> Steve: SONG BY NELLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, "LIL BIT" IS 110 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,426 BY FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE WITH NELLY. >> Steve: BUT "DRIVER'S 111 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,830 LICENSE" IS "RUMORS? >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> Steve: AND "RUMORS" IS 112 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,066 "DRIVER'S LICENSE? >> Jimmy: NO "RUMORS" IS LIZZO. 113 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,570 >> Steve: ARE YOU SURE "RUMORS" ISN'T FLEETWOOD MAC. >> Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT 114 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,940 "RUMORS. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "DRIVER'S LICENSE" BY OLIVIA RODRIGO 115 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:32,112 >> Steve: OH, WOW, "DEJA VU. >> Jimmy: "DEJA VU" IS ALSO OLIVIA RODRIGO 116 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:36,049 HIGGINS, WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS >> Steve: "BAD HABITS. 117 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,219 >> Jimmy: ED SHEERAN CAN WE MOVE ON >> Steve: SURE, DON'T LET ME 118 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,887 HOLD YOU UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY -- WHOA, HEY, 119 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:46,793 HEY, WAIT, WHAT YOU EATING THERE? >> Steve: BUTTER 120 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,062 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, HIGGINS, THAT'S REALLY NOT -- 121 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:55,068 >> Steve: NOT WHAT >> Jimmy: "GOOD 4 U. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:55,068 --> 00:09:16,256 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:16,289 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:22,295 TO SEE YOU AREN'T GOING TO CAPE IT, 125 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:26,800 ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YOU THINK I SHOULD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:36,843 I HAVEN'T PUT A CAPE ON IN A A WHILE. * 127 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:44,951 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * CAPES CAPE 128 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:50,423 OH, YEAH, CAPES * >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S BEEN OVER 129 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,125 A YEAR AND A HALF SINCE WE ALL GOT ON ZOOM AND YET, SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING THE 130 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,927 HANG OF IT, EVEN PEOPLE ON THE NEWS, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER 131 00:09:53,927 --> 00:10:01,935 INSTALLMENT OF "GREATEST MOMENTS IN ZOOM HISTORY. ENJOY. 132 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,836 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 133 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:11,144 MORNING. KELSEY, GOOD MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,780 >> CAN WE NOT HEAR HIM >> CAN YOU HEAR HIM? >> I CAN'T HEAR HIM. 135 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:20,353 >> I CAN'T HEAR HIM EITHER >> ARE YOU ON MUTE >> THERE WE GO 136 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:26,126 >> WE HAD YOU FOR A SECOND NOPE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 137 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:33,900 * [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 138 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,704 >> KIDS DO IT. YOUTUBE -- KIDS DO IT, AND THE BBC ARE ALSO NOW EMBRACING 139 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:45,378 THIS WELL, I APOLOGIZE TO MY -- WHY, WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THIS BY 140 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:50,550 THE BOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: VAPING IN BED. 141 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,819 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 142 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,021 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:55,021 --> 00:11:19,079 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "THE 144 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,313 TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 145 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:27,153 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 146 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:34,327 * >> Jimmy: NOW WE -- WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND 147 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:38,098 OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE STUDENTS ARE FINALLY 148 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:43,269 HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL I ASKED YOU TO USE THE #MYTEACHERISFUNNY TO TELL US 149 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:47,173 ABOUT A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING THING ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS DID OR SAID 150 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,110 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 151 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,114 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOW I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM 152 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,118 YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @4ELISE93. 153 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:04,424 SHE SAYS, "MY JUNIOR HIGH BAND DIRECTOR USED TO DIRECT OUR JAZZ BAND WHILE HE ATE HIS 154 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,327 LUNCH. HE ALWAYS CONDUCTED WITH A A CHEESE STICK, THAT JUST KEPT 155 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:16,136 GETTING SHORTER AS REHEARSAL WENT ON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 156 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:20,306 THIS ONE'S FROM @YSRACH. THEY SAY, "MY TEACHER WAS TAKING ROLL CALL 157 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,810 SHE SAID, 'RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE ABSENT TODAY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,779 THAT'S A GOOD BIT. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: COME ON THAT'S GOOD 159 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,081 STUFF. >> Steve: THAT'S GOOD STUFF. >> Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE IS FROM 160 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:34,454 @I8URCAT >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "ALL MY 161 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,990 SIBLINGS HAD THE SAME TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL ON THE LAST DAY MY SENIOR YEAR, 162 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,793 HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, 'PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE THE LAST ONE. 163 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:45,932 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "PLEASE. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 164 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,736 THIS ONE IS FROM @LAURALIZVIDS SHE SAYS, "MY HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH TEACHER WAS SHOWING US 165 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,505 A MOVIE WHEN A SEX SCENE CAME ON SHE QUICKLY JUMPED IN FRONT OF 166 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,008 THE SCREEN, AND TOLD US NOT TO LOOK SHE DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS 167 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,945 A PROJECTOR. SO THE SEX SCENE WAS STILL VISIBLE, JUST PROJECTED ONTO 168 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:05,785 HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 169 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:10,290 >> Steve: HOT FOR TEACHER. >> Jimmy: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS 3D. 170 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:15,161 >> Steve: "OH, MY GOSH SHAZAM." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 171 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:20,367 >> Jimmy: "I AIN'T WEARING MY GLASSES. THIS ONE FROM @ROCKNROLLET 172 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,971 SHE SAYS, "MY BIOLOGY TEACHER WAS CONFUSED BY TWINS. HE ASKED ONE TWIN, 'ARE YOU, 173 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,774 YOU OR ARE YOU YOUR SISTER?' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHICH ONE ARE YOU 174 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:36,149 ARE YOU, YOU?" ARE YOU, YOU IS GOOD THIS ONE FROM @ALLYCARLSONPR 175 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,419 SHE SAYS, "MY AMERICAN HISTORY TEACHER CONVINCED US THAT 'FORREST GUMP' WAS A BASED ON 176 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,756 A TRUE STORY WE'RE CANADIAN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 177 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,658 "HE THOUGHT WE KNEW HE WAS JOKING UNTIL THE FINAL EXAM WHEN WE ALL GOT MULTIPLE 178 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:53,099 QUESTIONS WRONG. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE PING-PONG PLAYER 179 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:58,104 THIS ONE'S FROM @SAMIIPHOTO. SHE SAYS, "MY ACCOUNTING PROFESSOR HOSTED A REVIEW 180 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,241 SESSION AS A POTATO OVER ZOOM, AND IT WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK FOR IT." 181 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,144 AND HERE'S A PHOTO A PHOTO SHE GAVE US. THAT'S REALLY -- THAT'S REAL 182 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:09,749 NOT BAD. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A FUNNY TEACHER 183 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,785 THAT'S A FUNNY TEACHER >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE FROM 184 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:16,156 @JHOPJSH >> Steve: JHOPJSH? >> Jimmy: JHOPJSH. 185 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,258 JOSH -- J HOP JOSH, BUT NO "O" IN JOSH. >> Steve: OH, JSH. 186 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,293 >> Jimmy: PROBABLY COULDN'T GET THAT >> Steve: RIGHT. 187 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,696 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PROBABLY ALREADY J HOP. >> Steve: YOU GOT J POSH -- J 188 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,733 OSH JOSH ALREADY >> Jimmy: JHOPJSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,235 >> Steve: GREAT. >> Jimmy: JHOP >> Steve: JHOP JSH. 190 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,905 JSH. [ LAUGHTER ] JSH. 191 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,140 >> Jimmy: JSH. >> Steve: MAYBE IT'S ZHUZH >> Jimmy: OH, LIKE J HOP ZHUZH 192 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,910 >> Steve: YEAH, LIKE I'M GOING TO ZHUZH UP YOUR CLOTHES >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. 193 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,979 HOW DO YOU SPELL ZHUZH, YOU THINK? >> Steve: THAT'S A DISCUSSION 194 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,248 FOR ANOTHER TIME THAT'S A LONG DISCUSSION [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,218 >> Jimmy: THIS IS J-S-H. >> Steve: MAYBE THAT MIGHT BE ZHUZH. 196 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:51,224 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO -- 197 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,727 [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT 198 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,396 HOW YOU -- THAT'S A DIFFERENT PRONUNCIATION OF ZHUZH I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SPELLING 199 00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:05,171 OF ZHUZH >> Tariq: OH, THE SPELLING OF ZHUZH, I'M GOING TO GO 200 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:13,580 Z-H-U-H -- [ LAUGHTER ] C-H. 201 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:17,183 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT. THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT. 202 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,319 CHVRCHES >> Steve: YEAH, CHVRCHES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 203 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,121 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THINKING OF CHVRCHES >> Tariq: OH 204 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,223 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BAND TONIGHT. >> Steve: GRAVY. 205 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:27,127 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @JHOPJSH >> Steve: OH 206 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:31,197 >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I WENT TO CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, MY MATH TEACHER WAS A NUN. 207 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,832 WHEN TELLING US ABOUT AN UPCOMING TEST, SHE SAID, 'I AM THE TESTER AND YOU ARE THE 208 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:38,071 TESTES.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: UH-OH. 209 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,073 >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST RUN THE MOVIE. OH, BOY. 210 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:45,078 >> Steve: OH, MY [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 211 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,415 @RYANGUARD HE SAYS, "ON THE LAST DAY OF EIGHTH GRADE OUR HOME EC 212 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,785 TEACHER, A SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY, PULLED ME ASIDE, PUT HER HANDS ON MY SHOULDER, LOOKED ME 213 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,555 IN THE EYES, AND SAID, 'I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REASON I'M RETIRING 214 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,224 EARLY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 215 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,226 THOSE ARE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,930 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 217 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,133 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 218 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:34,094 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO 219 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:38,832 STARS IN THE SERIES "THE OTHER TWO," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW, SEASON TWO, ON HBO MAX 220 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,899 SEASON TWO, ON HBO MAX PLEASE WELCOME MOLLY SHANNON 221 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:49,876 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222 00:16:49,876 --> 00:17:06,259 * >> Jimmy: THAT FEEL GREAT? >> SO NICE 223 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,163 IT DOES FEEL SO GOOD >> Jimmy: DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT? 224 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,266 MOLLY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING, BEING HERE IN PERSON >> OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT 225 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:17,437 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE I TALK TO YOU WHENEVER I GET A 226 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,075 A CHANCE, AND I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE -- 227 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:27,414 I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM -- GOOD FOLLOW BY THE WAY AND YOU REALLY ARE FUN 228 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:31,284 YESTERDAY YOU HAD A CATWALK OFF, OF WHICH OUTFIT YOU SHOULD WEAR 229 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,355 AND IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH. I LOVED IT IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS -- YOU 230 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,825 CALLED YOURSELF A GOOD SANDY OR BAD SANDY. >> OH, YEAH. 231 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,327 >> Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH. I WOULD GO FOR BAD SANDY 232 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,296 I LIKE BAD SANDY >> MMM, GOOD I LIKE THAT. 233 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,366 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT WAS A A LITTLE MYSTERIOUS. >> LEATHER JACKET OR NO LEATHER 234 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:51,137 JACKET >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE TOO 235 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:54,341 MUCH, AND COMMENT TOO MUCH BECAUSE I'D BE LIKE, "I'M NOT STALKING YOU." 236 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:58,311 I JUST ENJOY YOU AND I JUST GO LIKE, "OH, I LOVE THAT 'CAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY AND 237 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,781 INTERESTING. YOU POSTED SOMETHING THE OTHER DAY. 238 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,884 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM THE OFFICIAL SUPERSTARS -- THE 239 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:09,489 INSTAGRAM. AND THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS SALLY O'MALLEY WITH 240 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,425 BETTY O'MALLEY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. 241 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,229 [ APPLAUSE ] >> WITH BETTY O'MALLEY >> Jimmy: EXPLAIN 242 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:20,567 BETTY O'MALLEY >> BETTY O'MALLEY. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- I 243 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:26,673 HAD TO DO FOR MY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL FUND-RAISER THEY ASKED ME TO DO SALLY O'MALLEY. 244 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:31,444 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE COSTUME. IT'S IN -- YOU KNOW, IT'S IN, 245 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:36,349 LIKE, SOME STORAGE PLACE, OR IN THE -- BUT ANYHOW, I WAS ABLE TO GET 246 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,852 THE COSTUME FROM DALE RICHARDS >> Jimmy: I KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 247 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:42,188 >> I DID SO HE SENT IT TO ME, AND THEN I HAD IT FOR LIKE 24 HOURS IN MY 248 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:48,361 HOUSE BEFORE I WENT TO DO THIS REMOTE, YOU KNOW, SHOW FOR MY SCHOOL 249 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,864 SO I PUT THE COSTUME ON, AND I TOLD MY HUSBAND, I WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD TAKE PICTURES." 250 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,700 AND I WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE KIDS. BECAUSE WHEN I DID THE 251 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:58,071 CHARACTER, IT WAS BEFORE I WAS MARRIED OR HAD CHILDREN. SO I JUST DID, LIKE, A PHOTO 252 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,273 SHOOT AROUND MY HOUSE AS THE CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS 253 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,342 NOLAN -- >> STELLA AND NOLAN. AND YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT. 254 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,311 WE JUST TOOK THE KIDS TO HAWAII WITH ALL -- THEY GOT TO BRING THEIR FRIENDS, AND IT WAS SO 255 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:13,286 MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: BUT THE DOG -- DOES THE DOG HAS WIGS OR -- 256 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,555 THAT WAS MY -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT NATURAL, 257 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,457 RIGHT? THAT'S NOT NATURAL HAIR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 258 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,893 >> THAT'S NOT NATURAL. SHE DOES HAVE LITTLE -- I LIKE PUTTING LITTLE WIGS ON HER 259 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,095 LIKE, I WENT TO A PET STORE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THE CLOSE UP SHOT 260 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:26,299 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 261 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:32,605 >> YEAH, ISN'T IT SWEET? LOOK AT HOW CUTE - >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU GET 262 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,342 BETTY? >> BETTY, WE GOT HER -- SHE'S A LITTLE RESCUE DOG, AND HAVE 263 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,846 ANOTHER DOG NAMED CINNAMON AND THE THEY ADD SO MUCH JOY TO THE HOUSE. 264 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:44,751 ISN'T SHE CUTE >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO VIDEO THAT YOU POSTED. 265 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,687 IF YOU EVER -- IF YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD, JUST GO TO THIS INSTAGRAM, THE OFFICIAL 266 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,157 SUPERSTAR. HERE'S BETTY GOING FOR A SWIM. >> OH, MY GOSH 267 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:58,298 I GOT TO SEE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] CINNAMON WITH HER CURLERS. 268 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,967 AND THAT'S CINNAMON. OH, YES. [ APPLAUSE ] 269 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:06,039 >> Jimmy: GOOD SWIMMER >> YES, SHE'S A GOOD SWIMMER THEY'RE STARS. 270 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,109 >> Jimmy: YES, SHE IS A STAR I HEARD THAT NICK JONAS GOT YOU ON INSTAGRAM 271 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:11,311 IS THAT TRUE >> OH, YEAH, NICK JONAS, THAT WAS SO FUNNY 272 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:17,083 I WAS IN PARK CITY, UTAH WITH MY MANAGER, STEVEN LEVY, AND WE MET NICK JONAS AND HIS DEAR 273 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:21,721 FRIEND DAVE OH AND IT WAS LIKE A BAR IN PARK CITY, UTAH. 274 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,691 AND THEY GOT ME TO JOIN INSTAGRAM AT THE BAR >> Jimmy: WHAT, THEY JUST TOOK 275 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,994 A PICTURE -- >> WELL, WE JUST STARTED TALKING, AND NICK JONAS WAS SO 276 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:32,298 NICE AND NICK JONAS AND I SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. 277 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,801 AND DAVE OH WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT TO BE ON INSTAGRAM." SO JUST AT THE BAR HE WAS 278 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,471 LIKE -- YOU KNOW, I THINK HE THOUGHT OF @THEOFFICIALSUPERSTAR. 279 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,440 AND NICK JONAS WAS LIKE, "YEAH, DO IT. I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO LIKE 280 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,575 YOU. SO, THAT WAS NICK JONAS AND DAVE OH. 281 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:47,747 ISN'T THAT WILD? >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND THEN THIS WAS SO FUNNY. 282 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:52,185 NICK JONAS DM'd ME -- THIS WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO, OR WHATEVER, HE DM'd ME AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, 283 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,256 I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. AND SO I TOLD MY DAUGHTER STELLA, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD 284 00:20:56,256 --> 00:21:00,326 NICK JONAS, YOU KNOW, DM'd ME. AND I RESPONDED BACK WITH, LIKE, A HEART, AND THEN BY 285 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,562 ACCIDENT -- I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT AND THEN I WAS LIKE, OH, MY 286 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,798 GOD. I'M SO EMBARRASSED I PUT A HEART, LIKE, I'M ACTING 287 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,634 LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN ERASE 288 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,072 IT YOU CAN ERASE IT." SO I LIKE, ERASED IT 289 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:15,575 I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S SO DORKY." >> Jimmy: I KNOW, DUDE I SEND NICK JONAS HEARTS TOO 290 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,811 >> OH, MY GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. 291 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:21,881 IT'S NICK JONAS. >> YOU GUYS, WHAT I WANT TO SAY I LOVE ABOUT JIMMY, IS JIMMY IS 292 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,486 THE SILLIEST, HAS THE SILLIEST SENSE OF HUMOR, AND I MISS YOUR -- HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ME 293 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:30,123 LAUGH. YOU'RE VERY SILLY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 294 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,326 WE TALK ABOUT IT EVERY TIME ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING 295 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,995 DOING THIS TIME, BUT I'M NOT READY FOR IT THIS TIME I'M UNPREPARED 296 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:40,166 I WANTED TO HAVE OUR CRY-OFF >> OH, MY GOD. WHOA, OKAY 297 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,670 >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SEE IF WE -- NOT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 298 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,339 >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S AN INTERESTING GAME, AND I GOT TO 299 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,442 BE IN THE ZONE I GOT TO BE IN THE ZONE. >> YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE ZONE. 300 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,277 I'LL DO IT OKAY, GREAT. NEXT TIME -- 301 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:55,148 >> Jimmy: NEXT TIME. >> I'M SCARED. WELL, IF WE DID IT, YOU WANT TO 302 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,983 DO IT NOW. >> Jimmy: NOW? >> OH, MY GOD. 303 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:01,054 I AM SO SCARED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS NOT PLANNED. 304 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,289 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ BLEEP ALL RIGHT. 305 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,925 CAN YOU -- ALL RIGHT, WAIT. I'LL LOOK IN THE CAMERA. 306 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,294 >> THIS IS PRESSURE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> SO, WAIT, OKAY. 307 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,530 AND WE'RE BOTH - >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO IT? >> I MEAN, I'LL TRY. 308 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,265 WHERE DO I LOOK. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK IN CAMERA ONE. 309 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:26,212 >> CAMERA ONE. OKAY, BUT GIVE US TIME [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 310 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:41,861 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS REALLY 311 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:54,641 CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 312 00:22:54,641 --> 00:23:00,180 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 313 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:04,250 OH, MY GOSH. OH NO, NO 314 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:10,156 >> WAIT. >> Jimmy: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:20,200 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT WAS GREAT THOUGH 316 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,703 >> I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO SWEET, LIKE BEING WITH AN AUDIENCE." 317 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:34,881 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. >> I DON'T KNOW. 318 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:38,818 I'M LIKE -- QUESTLOVE -- I JUST -- I ACTUALLY AM LIKE -- IT'S SO SWEET BEING BACK WITH 319 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:42,722 PEOPLE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY. SERIOUSLY. 320 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:49,295 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IF YOU ZOOM IN, I'M THERE. 321 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:52,365 YOU DID, YOU GOT ME THERE. >> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: IF YOU ZOOM IN, I'M 322 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,100 THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 323 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,169 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME YOU GOT ME GOOD. >> OKAY, GOOD. 324 00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:59,372 I GOT YOU. WHAT IF WE JUST GOT REALLY -- WHAT IF WE JUST, LIKE, TURNED 325 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:03,410 THE WHOLE SHOW AROUND, AND WE WE'RE JUST REALLY DARK AND I WAS LIKE, "REMEMBER WHEN 326 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:07,247 I CALLED YOU?" AND WE JUST CRY. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SO MANY FUN 327 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:11,051 THINGS TO TALK ABOUT YOU HAVE TWO SHOWS ON HBO MAX. >> OKAY, YES, YES, YES -- FUN 328 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,520 THINGS, YES. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE FUN THINGS YOU HAVE "WHITE LOTUS" I WANT 329 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,456 TO TALK ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE "THE OTHER TWO." 330 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,291 I WANT TO TALK MORE WITH MOLLY SHANNON WHEN WE COME BACK 331 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,826 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 332 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:37,877 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 333 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,915 MOLLY SHANNON IS HERE! THE ONE AND ONLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 334 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:44,884 I HAVE TO SAY, I MEAN EVERY THING -- EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON, BUT EVERY TIME YOU'RE IN 335 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:51,591 SOMETHING WHETHER IT BE -- TRISH, AND - >> CORD AND TISH 336 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:56,763 >> Jimmy: CORD AND TISH. GOSH, THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 337 00:24:56,763 --> 00:25:00,600 BUT "WHITE LOTUS," YOU COME IN AND EVERY DECISION YOU MADE WAS JUST PERFECT 338 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,203 I GO -- I WATCHED IT WITH NANCY. I GO, "CAN YOU GET BETTER THAN 339 00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:06,606 THAT?" LIKE EVERY SINGLE DECISION, I GO, "THAT LINE, IF SOMEONE ELSE 340 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,509 SAID IT, YOU'D BE LIKE, 'THAT WOULD SOUND WEIRD,'" BUT YOU JUST NAILED IT 341 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:13,847 IS IT BECAUSE -- >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. WELL MIKE WHITE IS SO -- JUST 342 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:18,451 SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED HE IS JUST SUCH A GREAT WRITER, DIRECTOR, PERFORMER, 343 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:21,388 EVERYTHING, BUT HE GIVES THE BEST DIRECTION I FULLY TRUST HIM. 344 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:24,491 SO HE'S LIKE, "NO, MOLLY, DON'T ACT RICH YOU JUST ARE RICH. 345 00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:28,128 AND HE WANTED IT VERY REAL HE DIDN'T WANT IT LIKE A A CARICATURE, SO - 346 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:34,067 >> Jimmy: NO >> HE WANTED IT LOW KEY. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD, LOW KEY 347 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,504 BUT SO FUNNY AND YOU JUST GO, OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS 348 00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:42,375 YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU'RE GOING YOU'RE TOTALLY IN CONTROL AND I LIKE THAT YOU -- YOU'RE 349 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:47,080 CONFIDENT, YOU'RE FEARLESS, BUT IT'S ALSO YOU ARE TAKING RISKS WITH YOUR CHOICES. 350 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,751 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: AND I LOVE THAT. SO "THE OTHER TWO" IS FULL ON 351 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:55,689 FUNNY. >> YES OH, GOOD 352 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:58,358 CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIDER ARE BRILLIANT CREATORS AND SHOWRUNNERS. 353 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:02,028 THEY'RE AMAZING. [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH, AND MY CHARACTER ON THAT 354 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:05,632 IS LIKE A -- MY CHARACTER ON THAT IS A MIDWESTERN MOM FROM OHIO AND SHE GOT HER OWN TALK 355 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:09,536 SHOW THIS SEASON BECAUSE MY SON CHASE DREAMS IS AT NYU SO IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 356 00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:13,440 CHRACTER THAN "THE WHITE LOTUS" CHARACTER, BUT I FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I'M WORKING WITH THESE 357 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,377 AMAZING WRITER-SHOWRUNNERS MIKE WHITE, CHRIS KELLY, SARAH SCHNEIDER, COULDN'T BE IN 358 00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:21,047 A BETTER POSITION, I FEEL, AND EXTREMELY FORTUNATE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE FROM OHIO 359 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:26,052 >> YEAH, I'M FROM OHIO SO IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER 360 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,288 BECAUSE I STILL FEEL EXCITED ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS. >> Jimmy: ME TOO 361 00:26:28,288 --> 00:26:29,823 >> YOU DO? YEAH >> Jimmy: I DO, I LOVE THE 362 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,892 WHOLE THING -- >> IT'S SO FUNNY, I MET JIMMY YEARS AGO AT A PARTY 363 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:40,333 REMEMBER YOU WERE WITH A FRIEND AND I REMEMBER I TOLD YOU YOU 364 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,803 REMINDED ME OF JAMES CAGNEY. AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE GOING TO -- THIS KID --" 365 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:47,173 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT IT WAS LIKE A PARTY IN L.A >> Jimmy: YEAH, L.A. 366 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:50,677 YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, IN L.A. AND THAT WAS BEFORE YOU GOT ON 367 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,480 "SNL" AND I KNEW IT THE SECOND I MET YOU. >> Jimmy: THE "JAMES CAGNEY" 368 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,548 WAS THE BEST, SO I WAS LIKE -- >> YEAH, AND YOU WERE LIKE, "REALLY? 369 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:59,586 HE WAS A KID >> Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SAID THAT 370 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:02,822 THAT'S SO FUN. AND LOOK AT US NOW >> I KNOW, AND LOOK AT US NOW. 371 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,191 >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE ON A A SHOW - >> HAVE YOU DONE ANY BED SEVENS 372 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:09,696 LATELY >> Jimmy: NO >> NO, YOU'VE BEEN TOO BUSY. 373 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:12,365 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S A BED SEVEN AGAIN? >> BED SEVEN IS WHEN YOU'RE IN 374 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:16,403 BED FOR SEVEN HOURS AND YOU JUST WATCH TV AND YOU COULD EAT LIKE A BURGER AND YOU RELAX. 375 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:22,709 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IT. FOR THOSE OF YOU -- IT'S LIKE 376 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:26,279 IF YOU'RE EXHAUSTED. I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE 377 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:29,683 IT'S LIKE IF YOU'RE EXHAUSTED AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "I WANT TO JUST BE BY MYSELF." 378 00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:31,751 >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE A -- I DID A BED THREE, MAYBE >> A BED THREE 379 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,887 OKAY, GOOD ISN'T THE BEST >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT 380 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,955 I WATCH A HALLMARK MOVIE >> OOH, THAT'S GREAT I LOVE IT. 381 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:39,893 >> Jimmy: AND IT WASN'T GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY'RE 382 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:44,364 GOING TO TIE IT UP AND I GO, HOW ARE THEY GONNA -- OR START THE PLOT OR SOMETHING 383 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:48,134 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS TOO DEEP INTO IT TO BAIL, YOU KNOW 384 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,071 AND SO I GO, "I'LL JUST FINISH IT OFF." AND IT WASN'T THAT GREAT, BUT 385 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:55,542 IT WAS -- BUT I'M HAPPY I DID IT >> AND DID YOU EAT FRENCH FRIES 386 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:59,479 OR, LIKE HAVE ANYTHING GOOD? >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T HAVE A SNACK OR DO ANYTHING BECAUSE 387 00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:02,382 I'M ON A DIET NOW. >> YOU ARE WHAT KIND OF DIET? 388 00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:04,517 >> Jimmy: IT'S A TYPE OF BLOOD DIET >> NO WAY. 389 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,353 REALLY YOU LOOK GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 390 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,421 >> YOU DON'T NEED TO BE ON A A DIET >> Jimmy: TOTALLY ON A DIET. 391 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,523 >> THAT'S SO HARD. >> Jimmy: I KNOW NO CARBS 392 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,492 >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: NO PASTA >> YOU LOOK GREAT. 393 00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:15,428 >> Jimmy: NO BEER. >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: YEAH 394 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:22,035 >> THAT AIN'T EASY >> Jimmy: JUST STRAIGHT BOOZE. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,371 OH YEAH, BUT NONE OF THAT STUFF. >> THAT'S AMAZING. 396 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:26,373 >> YES -- SO I DID -- BUT I DID A THREE, MAYBE, YEAH >> OH, THAT'S GREAT. 397 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:30,677 THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: I WAS ALSO CHECKING OUT -- I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO 398 00:28:30,677 --> 00:28:35,849 FINISH "HUBIE HALLOWEEN. IT'S SANDLER DID YOU SEE IT 399 00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:38,351 >> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE 400 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:40,286 >> I JUST BUMPED INTO ADAM - >> Jimmy: IT'S EVERYBODY WE KNOW 401 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,721 >> IS IT >> Jimmy: IT'S EVERYBODY WE KNOW 402 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:44,391 MEADOWS IS UNBELIEVABLE. TIM MEADOWS IS UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY. 403 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,894 >> OH, MY GOD. I WANT TO SEE IT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD 404 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:51,464 >> YEAH, THE KIDS AND I WERE ON VACATION AND MY HUSBAND MET US IN KAUAI, BUT WE BUMPED INTO 405 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,700 ADAM SANDLER IN HAWAII AND IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE HIM >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST THE 406 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,370 GREATEST >> YEAH, YEAH, THE GREATEST. >> Jimmy: I THINK -- WAS 407 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:01,875 SANDLER WITH US WHEN WE MET? >> I'M TRYING TO THINK UM, NO 408 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,511 NOT WHEN WE MET THAT NIGHT AT A PARTY, NO. >> Jimmy: SO HE WASN'T AT THE 409 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,346 PARTY. YEAH, OKAY ANYWAY 410 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:10,150 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WAIT, SO WE SET UP "THE OTHER TWO," RIGHT 411 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:12,085 >> YEAH, "OTHER TWO" WE SET UP >> Jimmy: IT'S TOMORROW ON HBO -- 412 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,487 >> HBO MAX >> HBO MAX TOMORROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:17,257 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "THE OTHER TWO." HERE'S MOLLY SHANNON IN "THE 414 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,258 OTHER TWO. TAKE A LOOK. 415 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,563 IT SEEMS SO LATE FOR YOUR MOM. DOESN'T SHE HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR WORK 416 00:29:23,563 --> 00:29:27,334 >> GOOD MORNING BOYS >> MORNING >> I KNOW, ISN'T IT WILD 417 00:29:27,334 --> 00:29:31,404 NOW THAT I HAVE MY MORNING SHOW, DAY IS NIGHT AND NIGHT IS DAY FOR ME 418 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:35,342 I GET UP AT 11:00 P.M., HEAD TO WORK AT 12, THEN I HAVE FIVE AND A HALF HOURS OF MAKEUP 419 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,944 FOR WOMEN OVER 50, IT'S TECHNICALLY APPLIED BY A A CARPENTER. 420 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:42,549 DID YOU KNOW THAT, CARY? THEN AT 6 I DO MY AFFILIATE THROWS FOR EVERY CITY IN 421 00:29:42,549 --> 00:29:46,453 AMERICA. MMM. >> AT 7 I HAVE MY MEETINGS 422 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,856 AT 8 I DO AN HOUR OF TOUCH-UPS, AGAIN WITH THE CARPENTER THEN WE SHOOT AT 9, THE SHOW 423 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:54,294 AIRS AT 11, I HAVE MY DINNER AT 4, AND I'M IN BED BY 6. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 424 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY. 425 00:29:56,062 --> 00:30:00,900 SEASON 2 OF "THE OTHER TWO" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 426 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,137 EUGENIO DERBEZ COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 427 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:24,891 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 428 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:28,495 WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW FILM "CODA," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS 429 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:33,366 RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME EUGENIO DERBEZ. 430 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:55,955 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 431 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,892 >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GOOD, YES, TO HAVE AN AUDIENCE. >> FEELS GOOD TO HAVE AN 432 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:02,095 AUDIENCE, FINALLY. >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- WE'RE OVERDUE. 433 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:06,866 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN >> NO, I COULDN'T BELIEVE I WAS 434 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:12,906 INVITED AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THE 435 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:16,943 FUNNIEST ACTORS I KNOW, BUT IT'S WEIRD, I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER IS THAT 436 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,980 MOLLY SHANNON WAS HERE AS WELL AND SHE DOES DRAMATIC STUFF AND YOU'RE A DRAMATIC ACTOR IN THIS 437 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:26,086 FILM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS IT TOUGH TO BE -- 438 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:30,757 I MEAN, YOU'RE -- UBER FAMOUS COMEDIAN TO DO -- TO HAVE PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY? 439 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:35,662 >> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY MY ENTIRE LIFE IN 440 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:41,134 MEXICO AND LATIN AMERICA, AND THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW DRAMATIC ROLES THAT I'VE DONE IN MY 441 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:45,171 CAREER AND -- BUT I LOVE IT AND I THINK I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRAMA BECAUSE -- BECAUSE OF 442 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:50,243 THAT HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT A LOT OF COMEDIANS, FILM COMEDIANS, THEY 443 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:55,648 SWITCH AT CERTAIN POINT OF THEIR CAREERS TO DRAMA LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS - 444 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:59,152 >> Jimmy: RAY ROMANO >> TOM HANKS, RAY ROMANO, YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE GUYS 445 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:03,089 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> JIM CARREY. AND I THINK THAT IT'S -- I HOPE 446 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:06,693 YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY 447 00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:12,165 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN OUR KIDS. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M TAKING YOU 448 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:14,968 SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT YOU ARE 449 00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:18,605 REALLY GOING TO DO THIS. >> BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T. >> Jimmy: NO, THEY DON'T 450 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:21,541 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING WE SAY THEY THINK IT'S A 451 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:26,179 A FRIGGIN' JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S CORRECT. 452 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:32,085 I KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH 453 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:36,890 >> YELLOW CHAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YELLOW CHAIR 454 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:39,859 >> WHATEVER, SAY SOMETHING, WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT 455 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:42,128 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETIMES YOU'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE, 456 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:45,465 AND I'LL GO LIKE, "I LIKE THIS," AND THEY GO, "HA, HA. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 457 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,300 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT. 458 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:52,339 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. FUNNY STORY, LET ME TELL YOU I WAS IN MEXICO CITY IN A VALET 459 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:58,345 PARKING LOT WAITING FOR MY CAR AND THE VALET PARKING ATTENDANT BROUGHT MY CAR AND I SAW A NEW 460 00:32:58,345 --> 00:33:02,415 SCRATCH. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, THIS 461 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:07,687 IS A NEW SCRATCH." AND HE STARTED LAUGHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,789 AND I WAS LIKE, "BRO, I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS NEW. 463 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:14,060 WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS? AND HE LAUGHED EVEN MORE [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:18,498 SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, PLEASE CALL THE MANAGER," AND HE LAUGHED EVEN MORE 465 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:22,969 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE ANGRIER I GOT THE MORE HE LAUGHED 466 00:33:22,969 --> 00:33:26,606 HE THOUGHT I WAS PUTTING ON AN ACT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 467 00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:28,808 >> SO I JUST LEFT WITH MY SCRATCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:34,080 >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "CODA" THOUG YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO 469 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,784 SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THE CALL? >> I DON'T KNOW. 470 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:43,790 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR IS SIAN HEDER, AN 471 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:48,728 AMAZING FEMALE DIRECTOR, AND SHE -- SHE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A A COMEDIAN 472 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:51,931 SHE DIDN'T KNOW MY BACKGROUND AND SHE GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY. 473 00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:55,001 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YES, IMAGINE YOU'RE GOING TO, I DON'T KNOW, CHINA -- 474 00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:58,338 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- AND ANOTHER -- THE DIRECTOR SEES YOU -- 475 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:00,607 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T KNOW ME AS A COMEDIAN >> EXACTLY 476 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:03,109 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY IS INTERESTING I LIKE HIS FACE. 477 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,944 >> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEY CAST YOU 478 00:34:04,944 --> 00:34:08,581 AND THEN YOU GOT THE ROLE. IT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE 479 00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:17,657 WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT >> THE FILM IS ABOUT THE CODA, CODA MEANS A CHILD OF DEAF 480 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:20,326 ADULTS, AND RUBY, WHO IS A A CODA, IS THE ONLY HEARING MEMBER IN HER DEAF FAMILY. 481 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:24,931 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO SHE'S BEEN TRANSLATING FOR HER FAMILY HER ENTIRE LIFE 482 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:29,135 SHE IS THE ONLY LINK BETWEEN THE FAMILY AND THE HEARING WORLD. 483 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:38,078 SO ONE DAY, SHE JOINS THE CHOIR CLUB AND SHE DISCOVERS HER TALENT FOR MUSIC AND SHE FINDS 484 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:42,148 HERSELF TORN BETWEEN PURSUING HER DREAMS AND THE FEAR OF ABANDONING HER FAMILY, 485 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:45,085 BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S AMAZING 486 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,888 >> IT'S A REALLY COOL MOVIE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT MOVIE AND IT'S OUT NOW 487 00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:51,925 YOU CAN SEE IT ON APPLE TV PLUS >> YEAH. 488 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,194 HERE'S EUGENIO DERBEZ IN "CODA. TAKE A LOOK. 489 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:54,227 "CODA. TAKE A LOOK. 490 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:59,632 CLASS? >> I GOT SCARED. 491 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:07,040 >> OF WHAT OTHER KIDS >> MAYBE 492 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:14,481 OR MAYBE FINDING OUT THAT I'M BAD. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOWIE SAID 493 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:23,823 ABOUT BOB DYLAN? "THE VOICE LIKE SAND AND GLUE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF PRETTY 494 00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:32,265 VOICES WITH NOTHING TO SAY." DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY >> I THINK SO. 495 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:38,805 >> GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS, BOB. 496 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:45,779 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EUGENIO DERBEZ "CODA" IS IN THEATERS AND 497 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:49,449 STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS RIGHT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 498 00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:52,385 A PERFORMANCE FROM CHVRCHES. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 499 00:35:52,385 --> 00:36:13,440 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "GOOD GIRLS" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM 500 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,675 "SCREEN VIOLENCE," OUT THIS FRIDAY, HERE IS CHVRCHES 501 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:31,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * KILLING YOUR IDOL 502 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:37,097 IS A CHORE AND IT'S SUCH A BORE * * 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED 503 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:44,771 THEM ANYMORE SO MAYBE IF YO JUST GOT SOME GUTS * 504 00:36:44,771 --> 00:36:48,074 * WE'D KILL 'EM WIT A THOUSAND CUT AND SAY WE DID I 505 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:55,982 OUT OF LOVE * * SO SAVE YOUR BREATH GIVE A LITTLE OF 506 00:36:55,982 --> 00:37:03,023 WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT DO THEY KNOW * * SOMETHING I DON'T 507 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:07,160 IS IT EASIER WHEN YO DON'T HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN WHEN YOU DON'T * 508 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:14,167 * HAVE TO PRETEND I WANT TO KNOW THAT FEELING 509 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:18,104 IS IT EASIER WHEN YOU * * DON'T HAVE TO START AGAIN WHEN YOU DON'T WAN 510 00:37:18,104 --> 00:37:25,779 TO MAKE AMENDS I WANT TO KNOW * * THAT FEELIN 511 00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:32,919 GOOD GIRLS DON'T CRY AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LIE AND GOOD GIRLS JUSTIFY * 512 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:42,062 * BUT I DON'T GOOD GIRLS DON'T DIE AND GOOD GIRLS STAY ALIV 513 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:48,968 AND GOOD GIRLS SATISFY * * BUT I WON'T THEY TELL ME I'M 514 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:54,307 HELLBENT ON REVENG I CUT MY TEETH * * ON WEAKER MEN 515 00:37:54,307 --> 00:38:02,716 I WON'T APOLOGIZE AGAI AND I NEVER HAD TASTE FOR LIARS * 516 00:38:02,716 --> 00:38:09,055 * OR THE UNIQUELY UNINSPIRE 'CAUSE I DON'T NEE TO BE DESIRE 517 00:38:09,055 --> 00:38:13,226 IS IT EASIER WHEN YOU * * DON'T HAVE TO COUNT TO TE WHEN YOU DON'T 518 00:38:13,226 --> 00:38:20,166 HAVE TO PRETEN I WANT TO KNOW * * THAT FEELIN 519 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:24,804 IS IT EASIER WHEN YO DON'T HAVE TO START AGAI WHEN YOU DON'T WANT * 520 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:31,811 * TO MAKE AMEND I WANT TO KNOW THAT FEELING 521 00:38:31,811 --> 00:38:38,518 GOOD GIRLS DON'T CRY * * AND GOOD GIRLS DON'T LI AND GOOD GIRLS JUSTIFY 522 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:48,294 BUT I DON' GOOD GIRLS DON'T DIE * * AND GOOD GIRLS STAY ALIVE 523 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:54,300 AND GOOD GIRLS SATISFY BUT I WON' NO I WON'T * 524 00:38:54,300 --> 00:39:21,628 * * * 525 00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:27,634 * KILLING YOUR IDOL IS A CHORE AND IT'S SUCH A BORE * 526 00:39:27,634 --> 00:39:31,104 * BUT WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE WE DON'T NEE 527 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:36,543 THEM ANYMORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 528 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:40,647 NIGHT -- CAMILA CABELLO AND RYAN TEDDER WILL BE HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM 529 00:39:40,647 --> 00:39:48,755 ONEREPUBLIC. MY THANKS TO MOLLY SHANNON, EUGENIO DERBEZ, CHVRCHES, AND 530 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:52,659 THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 531 00:39:52,659 --> 00:39:56,062 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 532 00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:57,530 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU!