1 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:11,945 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:17,951 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:21,888 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KELLY CLARKSON 4 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:27,360 YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MUSICAL GUEST BAKAR, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:36,202 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1505 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:36,503 >> Questlove: 1505 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:43,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:43,209 --> 00:01:01,227 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:07,667 I LOVE YOU WELCOME! WELCOME, PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,403 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:16,443 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:21,114 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. TROPICAL DEPRESSION HENRI IS 13 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:25,819 STILL HITTING THE NORTHEAST. WNBA CHAMPS THE SEATTLE STORM VISITED BIDEN AT THE WHITE 14 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,455 HOUSE. THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS BACK 15 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:33,259 [ LAUGHTER ] AND A WOMAN FOUND NUTS AND BOLTS IN HER DOMINO'S PIZZA. 16 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,429 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT 17 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,164 LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIMES FOR "NEWSMASH." 18 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:44,738 * 19 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:49,876 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE WNBA CHAMPIONS, THE SEATTLE STORM - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:54,581 THEY VISITED PRESIDENT BIDEN TODAY AND GET THIS, THEY'RE THE FIRST WNBA TEAM TO BE INVITED 21 00:01:54,581 --> 00:02:01,454 TO THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE 2015. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL 22 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:05,392 SPEAKING OF STORMS THAT ARE A PRETTY BIG DEAL, TROPICAL DEPRESSION HENRI 23 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:09,662 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OVER THE WEEKEND, 45 MILLION PEOPLE WERE UNDER A TROPICAL 24 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,932 STORM WARNING, SO LAST WEEK THINGS ON THE EAST COAST WERE HOT AND STICKY, AND THIS WEEK 25 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:19,172 THINGS WERE JUST WET IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'S JUST HOT, WET AND STICKY, WHY 26 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,575 NOT TRY STARBUCKS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:26,613 BACK STARTING TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE EXCITED WHILE 28 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:30,884 OTHERS THINK IT'S TOO EARLY FOR PUMPKIN SPICE. EITHER WAY, DRINKING ONE IS WAY 29 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,688 BETTER THAN EATING A PIZZA COVERED IN NUTS AND BOLTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,991 YEAH, A WOMAN REPORTEDLY ATE HALF OF HER DOMINO'S PIZZA BEFORE FINDING THEM IN HER 31 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,095 TOPPINGS CAN YOU IMAGINE DIGESTING ALL THAT CHEESE AND METAL? 32 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:45,532 I MEAN, THAT WOULD ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:49,135 THAT WAS DOWNGRADED TO A A TROPICAL DEPRESSION. SURE, IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD TO 34 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:53,707 BE DEMOTED BUT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, HENRI. IF YOU WORK HARD AND DO YOUR 35 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:58,211 BEST, YOU TOO CAN BE THE STORM INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,481 THE TEAM TOOK PICTURES WITH THE BIDENS, AND OF COURSE A LOT OF THE PLAYERS ARE TALLER THAN 37 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:05,085 THEM IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TALL THAT'S FROM SEATTLE, WHY NOT 38 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,387 TRY STARBUCKS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:12,392 IT'S ONLY FIVE BUCKS FOR A A TALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:17,330 SO, IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE IF YOU FIND NUTS AND BOLTS IN IT. IF THAT WOMAN SUES DOMINO'S, 41 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,966 SHE COULD PROBABLY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY I BET SHE COULD EVEN MAKE IT 42 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:23,770 RAIN [ LAUGHTER ] HENRI BROKE THE RECORD FOR 43 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,807 RAINFALL IN ONE HOUR IN NEW YORK, WHICH IS NUTS -- AND BOLTS. 44 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:36,249 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, OMG, FYI, PSL, FML. 45 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,317 IN CONCLUSION, OMG, FYI, PSL, FML. THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. 46 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,154 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 47 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:48,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WOW. 48 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:54,834 HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. TODAY THE FDA GRANTED FULL APPROVAL TO PFIZER'S COVID 49 00:03:54,834 --> 00:04:03,576 VACCINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ABOUT TIME. 50 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:11,217 THEIR STATEMENT STARTED WITH, "HEY, SORRY, I JUST SAW THIS." [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:15,155 YEAH, IT WAS APPROVED BY THE REAL FDA, THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION 52 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:19,192 WHICH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE FAKE FDA, THE FACEBOOK DOCTOR'S ASSOCIATION 53 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:24,130 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS GREAT NEWS, ALTHOUGH IF IT DIDN'T GET APPROVED, I'M NOT 54 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,866 REALLY SURE WHAT THE OPTIONS WERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:30,904 PFIZER STORE CREDIT? [ LAUGHTER ] IT MUST BE WEIRD WORKING AT THE 56 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,174 FDA. ONE DAY YOU'RE APPROVING A LIFE SAVING VACCINE, THE NEXT YOU'RE 57 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,345 APPROVING NEW S'MORES FLAVORED OREOS. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,614 GET THIS -- WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE IS A REAL THING, BUT IF IT IS -- 59 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:44,784 >> Steve: IF IT ISN'T, IT SHOULD BE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD GET THE 60 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:49,356 SHOT AND THE COOKIE, BOTH. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, THE NEW NAME OF THE 61 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:56,796 FULLY APPROVED PFIZER VACCINE IS CO-MEER-NA-TEE, CO-MEER-NA-TEE, WHICH SOUNDS 62 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:00,533 MORE LIKE A DRUNK PERSON TRYING TO SAY COMMUNITY [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:03,803 "YOU CAN'T ARREST ME, I'M A VALUED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY. 64 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:12,045 [ HICCUP ] BUT THE VACCINE ISN'T THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE FDA BUSY 65 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:15,048 THEY RECENTLY HAD TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO TREAT COVID WITH A DRUG THAT'S GIVEN TO ANIMALS 66 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,551 WITH WORMS THIS IS REAL THEY TWEETED, "YOU ARE NOT A 67 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:22,489 A HORSE. YOU ARE NOT A COW. SERIOUSLY Y'ALL, STOP IT." 68 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:31,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MEANWHILE, THE PEOPLE TAKING IT 69 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,067 ARE LIKE, "LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, BUT I DON'T HAVE COVID AND THE WORMS ARE ALMOST GONE. 70 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:40,540 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, DUE TO HIS PAST OFFENSIVE COMMENTS, 71 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:44,577 MIKE RICHARDS HAS STEPPED DOWN AS HOST OF "JEOPARDY!" AFTER JUST ONE DAY OF FILMING. 72 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:53,553 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE WAS ONLY THE HOST FOR FIVE SHOWS 73 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:56,489 COME ON. HALF THE CONTESTANTS LAST LONGER THAN HE DID 74 00:05:56,489 --> 00:06:00,326 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STEPPING DOWN AS HOST, BUT HE'LL REMAIN 75 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:05,231 AS THE SHOW'S EXECUTIVE PRODUCER NOT A GREAT LOOK ON HIS RESUME 76 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:09,169 IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR JOB LISTED AS WENDY'S CASHIER, WENDY'S MANAGER, WENDY'S 77 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:14,207 CASHIER. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, MIKE RICHARDS HAS 78 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,478 STEPPED DOWN AS HOST, BUT HE'S ALREADY TAPED A WEEK'S WORTH OF EPISODES 79 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,847 NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE CATEGORIES ARE PRETTY AWKWARD. TAKE A LOOK. 80 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:29,923 THE JEOPARDY ROUND DREAM JOBS I'LL HAVE FOREVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:35,729 HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, WHERE I'LL BE THE FRIGGING KING WHY I'LL NEVER BE CANCELLED. 82 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:40,967 WAYS I'M TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI AND FINALLY, NON-REFUNDABLE JET 83 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:47,440 SKIS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 84 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:52,445 AND FINALLY, INSPIRED BY A A RECENT TIKTOK TREND, A A DOMINO'S IN AUSTRALIA HAS 85 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,280 UNVEILED AN UNUSUAL NEW MENU ITEM TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 86 00:06:55,815 --> 00:07:01,021 INVENTIVE. THEIR AUSTRALIAN ACCOUNT POSTED THIS VIDEO OF THEM CREATING 87 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:06,659 A NEW SUMMER THEMED PIZZA. THE CRUST IS ACTUALLY MADE OF WATERMELON 88 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:11,931 IT'S TOPPED WITH TOMATO SAUCE AND PEPPERONI. [ AUDIENCE GROANS 89 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,334 >> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I'D RATHER HAVE THE PIZZA TOPPED WITH NUTS AND BOLTS. 90 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,835 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, 91 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,604 EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS FIRST, RIGHT THERE. 92 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:17,904 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS FIRST, RIGHT THERE. HELLO! 93 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:36,189 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 94 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,258 >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY WELCOME. IT IS MONDAY 95 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:42,095 HAPPY MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A BIG WEEK OF SHOWS 96 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,397 AHEAD. ANDY SAMBERG WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 97 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:47,667 MOLLY SHANNON. CAMILA CABELLO WILL BE JOINING US - 98 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:52,806 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD WEEK. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 99 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,742 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS A COACH ON "THE VOICE," AND THE HOST OF "THE 100 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:59,245 KELLY CLARKSON SHOW," KELLY CLARKSON IS HERE IN THE STUDIO 101 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW PRETTY AWESOME 102 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:11,257 PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "CANDYMAN," YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IS JOINING US. 103 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:16,863 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM BAKAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 104 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:24,738 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG SHOW GUYS, WHENEVER I GET SOME DOWN 105 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:28,241 TIME HERE AT THE SHOW, I LIKE TO GO ON INSTAGRAM AND SCROLL THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS 106 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,745 AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT A LOT OF TIMES TWO PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT SAME 107 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,914 CAPTION, BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 108 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,617 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THIS NEXT SEGMENT. IT'S TIME FOR "PICTURE THIS. 109 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,488 * PICTURE THI PICTURE THIS * PICTURE THI 110 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,758 YEAH, PICTURE THIS * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIRST 111 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:47,494 EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM ARIANA GRANDE AND BERNIE SANDERS 112 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:54,367 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY BOTH WROTE, "I SPEND HOURS ON HERE. 113 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:59,072 ARIANA GRANDE POSTED A PICTURE OF TIKTOK. BERNIE SANDERS POSTED A PICTURE 114 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,909 OF THE GMAIL LOG-IN SCREEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOURS? 115 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:08,248 >> Steve: HOURS? THAT'S ON THE LOG-IN SCREEN. >> Jimmy: THE NEXT ONE IS FROM 116 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:14,921 THE CDC AND THE FDA. THEY BOTH WROTE, "IT'S TAKEN OVER EARLIER THAN WE EXPECTED. 117 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:18,191 THE CDC POSTED A PICTURE OF THE DELTA VARIANT. THE FDA POSTED A PICTURE OF THE 118 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:26,499 PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE UFC 119 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:32,205 AND ORGANIC VALLEY THEY BOTH WROTE, "GET READY FOR A NIGHT OF PAIN. 120 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:36,242 [ LAUGHTER ] UFC POSTED A PICTURE OF A FIGHT. 121 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,512 ORGANIC VALLEY POSTED A PICTURE OF SOMEONE DOING THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE. 122 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:46,052 >> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 123 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,154 MARVEL AND DC. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, 124 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:51,424 "SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE FOR THIS." MARVEL POSTED A PICTURE OF THE 125 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:56,363 LEAKED "SPIDERMAN" TRAILER DC POSTED A PICTURE OF A BATMAN POPSICLE FROM SOME JANKY ICE 126 00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:00,300 CREAM STORE. [ APPLAUSE ] "YEAH SURE, WHATEVER KID 127 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,268 IT'S BATMAN. >> Steve: "HEY, IT'S BATMAN, MAN. 128 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,639 >> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE FROM KAMALA HARRIS AND MEXICO >> Steve: OOH. 129 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,143 >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THE CDC IS CLOSELY MONITORING THE SITUATION. 130 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,313 KAMALA POSTED A PICTURE OF MASKS. MEXICO POSTED A PICTURE OF 131 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:20,086 "BACHELOR IN PARADISE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S THE LAST ONE HERE IS 132 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:24,557 FROM JOE BIDEN AND CVS THEY BOTH WROTE, "IF YOU'RE A TEACHER, YOU SHOULD GET ONE. 133 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:28,161 BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF THE VACCINE. CVS POSTED A PICTURE OF A CASE 134 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,663 OF WHITE CLAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 135 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,632 "PICTURE THIS. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 136 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,602 A BRAND NEW "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS." COME ON BACK 137 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:58,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 138 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:02,195 HEY, GUYS, IT IS TIME TO COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. 139 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:09,202 HERE WE GO AT NUMBER THREE WE'VE GOT "BAD HABITS" BY ED SHEERAN. 140 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,371 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT SONG NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "GOOD 4 U" 141 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:18,278 BY OLIVIA RODRIGO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER 142 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:25,285 ONE, IT'S "STAY" BY THE KID LAROI AND JUSTIN BEIBER. THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. 143 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,887 NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHART. 144 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,856 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:40,233 BOTTOM OF THE CHART * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP AT NUMBER 96, WE'VE GOT "A TALE 146 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,737 OF TWO CITIES" SUNG BY MIGOS FOR AUDIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 147 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,240 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: IT'S A SPECIAL TRACK THAT MIGOS RECORDED FOR THEIR 148 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,844 AUDIBLE. IT'S THEIR VERSION OF CHARLES DICKENS' "A TALE OF TWO 149 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,712 CITIES." >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 150 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,284 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * IT WAS THE BEST OF TIME IT WAS THE WORST OF TIME 151 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,055 IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM IT WAS THE AGE * * OF FOOLISHNES 152 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:07,260 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES IT WAS THE WORST OF TIME IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM * 153 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,229 * IT WAS THE AG OF FOOLISHNESS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 154 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW YOUR SUMMER READING IS DONE 155 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,367 >> Steve: I WOULD LISTEN TO THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BEEN ON 156 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,436 THE CHARTS FOR A WHILE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH 157 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,706 >> Jimmy: NEXT, COMING IN AT NUMBER 97. >> Steve: OH, NEW ONE. 158 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:24,744 >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST COMING IN. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "HAY" BY 159 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,913 THE HORSE LAROI. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 160 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,883 [ LAUGHTER ] THE HORSE LAROI. >> Jimmy: SO THE KID LAROI - 161 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,719 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: -- IS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW WITH 162 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:36,656 "STAY," BUT DOWN HERE AT THE BOTTOM WE'VE GOT "HAY" BY AN EXCITING NEW ARTIST CALLED THE 163 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,825 HORSE LAROI. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:42,662 >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF THE SONG "HAY." [ HORSE NEIGHING ] 165 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,732 * I GO TO SALT LAKE AFTER EVERY RACE THAT I DON'T LOS 166 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:49,235 SLEEP STANDING UP AFTER * * POLISHING MY METAL SHOE GIVE ME A BLANKE 167 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,839 AND I'LL TELL YO THANK YOU WITH A NAY * * THEN EAT SOME HAY 168 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,875 THEN EAT SOME HAY * [ HORSE NEIGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,379 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 98, 170 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:05,185 THERE'S "COME ON EVERYBODY" BY THE "COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY" GUY 171 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,921 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: FROM AQUA. [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,356 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATE, THAT'S THE NAME OF IT FOR LEGAL 173 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,758 REASONS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S NOW CALLED THE 174 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,928 "COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY" GUY FROM AQUA. [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,329 >> Steve: FROM AQUA. >> Jimmy: AND NOW HIS NEW SONG - 176 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,231 >> Steve: HE'S GOT A SONG ON THE CHART -- >> Jimmy: -- "COME ON 177 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:24,871 EVERYBODY," APPARENTLY THIS GUY WASN'T DONE ASKING DIFFERENT TOYS TO DO THINGS. 178 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,273 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT. SO NOW - 179 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,342 >> Jimmy: HE'S ASKING BARBIE TO GO PARTY >> Steve: OKAY 180 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,411 >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT MORE -- HE WASN'T FINISHED. >> Steve: WOW. 181 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:35,348 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * * COME ON SKIPPER 182 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:40,487 LET'S WATCH FLIPPE COME ON BRATS DOLL LET'S WEAR HATS Y'ALL * 183 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:45,425 >> Jimmy: BRATS DOLL * COME ON BIRDI LET'S EAT JERK 184 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:50,096 COME ON SLINKY LET'S GET DRINKY * * COME ON SKIPPER 185 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,399 LET'S WATCH FLIPPER * >> Jimmy: OKAY, WE GET IT, WE GET IT 186 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:59,305 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLIPPER? >> Steve: FLIPPER THE DOLPHIN? 187 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:04,210 THIS NEXT ONE AT 99. IT'S JUST CALLED "SMOOTH TAZ." >> Steve: "SMOOTH TAZ. 188 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:08,381 >> Jimmy: IT'S A WHOLE NEW GENRE OF MUSIC THAT COMBINES THE EASY SOUNDS OF SMOOTH 189 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,450 JAZZ - >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: -- WITH TASMANIAN 190 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,052 DEVIL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 191 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,255 SMOOTH TAZ >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * 192 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:22,696 [ TAZ SNARLING ] * [ TAZ SNARLING ] 193 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:37,877 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 194 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,646 WE GOT IT. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. 195 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LONG ONE. >> Steve: THAT'S A LONG -- 196 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,683 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I THINK HE HAS GAS PROBLEMS 197 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,852 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] * 198 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,088 [ TAZ SNARLING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,223 >> Steve: THEY CALL HIM THE DEVIL. >> Jimmy: WE DEFINITELY MADE 200 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,525 SURE WE RECORDED THE LONG VERSION OF THAT ONE. YEAH, "SMOOTH TAZ. 201 00:14:52,525 --> 00:15:00,166 FINALLY COMING IN AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS - [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,104 --THAT WAS A GOOD ONE [ LAUGHTER ] QUEST ALL MOST SPIT HIS WATER 203 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,073 OUT AGAIN. >> Questlove: YES, SORRY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 204 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,777 >> Steve: "SMOOTH TAZ. [ TAZ SNARLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:14,180 >> Jimmy: CAN WE JUST HEAR THE "SMOOTH TAZ" ONE REAL QUICK. [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:19,052 * [ TAZ SNARLING ] * 207 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:32,432 [ TAZ SNARLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, COMING IN AT 208 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,470 THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, THERE'S "BACK AT ONE" BY SOMEONE WHO WASN'T GOOD WITH 209 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,740 NUMBERS. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE NEW VERSION OF 210 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:45,645 BRIAN McKNIGHT'S "BACK AT ONE" RERECORDED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GOOD WITH NUMBERS. 211 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,715 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK A LISTEN. * 212 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:55,588 * YEA ONE, YOU'RE LIKE A DREAM COME TRU 213 00:15:55,588 --> 00:16:00,627 THREE, JUST WANT TO * * BE WITH YOU TWO, GIRL IT'S 214 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,665 PLAIN TO SEE THAT YOU'RE THE * * ONLY FOUR, FOUR, EIGH 215 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:10,036 AND 19 REPEAT STEPS THREE * * THROUGH ZER 216 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:16,042 FOUR, MAKE YOU FALL * * IN LOVE WITH ON IF EVER I BELIEV 217 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:22,282 MY WORK IS DONE* * THEN I'LL START BAC AT TWO YEAH * 218 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,784 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL FOR "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. 219 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,553 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KELLY CLARKSON 220 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:30,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:50,210 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING SINGER, THE 222 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,279 EMMY WINNING HOST OF "THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW," WHICH RETURNS FOR A NEW SEASON 223 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:59,419 SEPTEMBER 13th, AND A COACH ON "THE VOICE," WHICH PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 20th ON NBC. 224 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:03,757 SEPTEMBER 20th ON NBC. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KELLY CLARKSON 225 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:21,374 * 226 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:26,079 >> THAT'S COOL >> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU LOOK AT THAT 227 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,049 >> THEY'RE, LIKE, REAL PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: REAL PEOPLE. >> IN THE SAME PLACE 228 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,684 >> Jimmy: STANDING OVATION FOR YOU. YEAH, OF COURSE. 229 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,619 >> IT FEELS LIKE YESTERYEAR. YEAH [ CHEERS ] 230 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,256 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH -- FOR BEING HERE IN PERSON >> NO, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 231 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,192 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE A A LITTLE TIME OFF BEFORE YOU'RE JUST TAKING OVER THE WORLD 232 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,394 >> YES >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER IS A BIG MONTH FOR YOU. 233 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,097 >> IT IS A BIG MONTH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I SAW, THOUGH, I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM. 234 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,066 YOU'RE A GOOD FOLLOW >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I SAW -- 235 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,501 >> OH? >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU WENT GOLFING. 236 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,904 >> DO YOU LOVE TOP GOLF? >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A A TOP GOLF 237 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,306 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE 238 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,242 A GOLFER >> NO. THAT'S DIFFERENT 239 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,512 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE SAYING SOMEONE THAT LIKES TO PUTT-PUTT IS A GOLFER 240 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,481 NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: OH >> WHICH I'M NOT GOOD AT 241 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,249 PUTT-PUTT EITHER BUT -- NO, NO. I MEAN, I CAN LIKE -- I'M, 242 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,020 LIKE, HAPPY GILMORE, LIKE, WHEN I GOLF LIKE, I CAN HIT IT REALLY FAR. 243 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,357 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT PUTTING SO -- AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT 244 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:14,728 DRIVING THE CART, LIKE REALLY GOOD WITH A DRINK. [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,896 BUT I DON'T -- NO, TOP GOLF IS LIKE A GAME. WELL, IT'S A BAR 246 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,432 IT'S LIKE AN ATMOSPHERE. IT'S A VIBE. IT'S LIKE A CLUB, BUT YOU'RE, 247 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,602 LIKE, PLAYING THIS GAME. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO NAIL THE BALLS, LIKE, INTO THESE, LIKE, 248 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,338 CERTAIN PLACES AND YOU PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE. AND I LIKED PLAYING BECAUSE I 249 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,608 ALWAYS WIN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT 250 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,445 >> YEAH, I COULD HIT IT REALLY FAR, SO -- >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE OUT, DO 251 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:37,584 YOU EVER -- DO YOU EVER HEAR YOUR MUSIC, LIKE, OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS OR ANYTHING 252 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:41,388 >> NOT -- I MEAN, MAYBE LIKE A A SUCH -- LIKE A REMIX OR SOMETHING. 253 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,456 BUT, NO, I FEEL LIKE MY -- THIS IS A REAL THING. I FEEL LIKE MY MUSIC IS, LIKE, 254 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:48,294 SO FAMILY -- LIKE YOU HEAR ME IN DENTISTS OFFICES OR LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,063 -- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME MY FAMILY OR FRIENDS GO TO, LIKE, A DENTIST OR A DOCTOR, 256 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:54,300 LIKE, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, I HEARD YOUR SONG, AGAIN, TODAY. 257 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,405 I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DID." LIKE, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE -- I AM THIS -- I'M 258 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:03,710 ON THE STATIONS THAT'S PLAYED IN LIKE GROCERY STORES AND DENTIST OFFICES. 259 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,645 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE. >> I'M TELLING YOU YEAH 260 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,014 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU'RE IN A GROCERY STORE AND YOU COME ON. 261 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,050 >> WE'LL, SING ALONG AND DANCE YES. I'M A TOTAL TOOL 262 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,085 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD DO THAT? >> I LITERALLY -- ONE TIME 263 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,922 IN -- I ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE WAS MUSIC PLAYING THIS ONE TIME. 264 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,358 IT WAS RECENTLY, 'CAUSE I LIKE GOING TO LOWE'S. I'M LIKE, I LOVE GARDENING AND 265 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:22,262 STUFF. SO, I WAS IN LOWE'S AND I WAS JUST HAVING A GOOD DAY AND I 266 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,899 FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD LEAN INTO THAT RIGHT NOW IN THIS POINT IN LIFE IF YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD 267 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:31,671 DAY. AND SO I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD REALLY LEAN IN TO THAT, RIGHT 268 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,074 NOW, IN THIS POINT IN LIFE, IF YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY AND SO, I LEANED IN AND I JUST 269 00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:36,609 STARTED DANCING AND EMBARRASSING MY FRIEND TRISHA IN LOWE'S, AND JUST STARTED 270 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,778 DANCING AND SINGING. >> Jimmy: I DID A SIMILAR THING IN TARGET. 271 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,047 >> WERE YOU ON YOUR KNEES? [ LAUGHTER ] I DID A FULL ON -- GOT ON MY 272 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,583 KNEES -- I WAS VERY INTO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, I HAD THE -- I WAS DOING, LIKE, A LINE DANCE 273 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,218 WITH MY -- WITH MY CART. >> SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,320 >> Jimmy: SO I WAS, LIKE, GETTING INTO IT. >> OH, YEAH. 275 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,589 >> Jimmy: IT WAS - IT WAS "TOO HOT TO TROT" BY THE COMMODORES >> SURE. 276 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:54,060 * TOO HOT - >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. * 277 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,062 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THIS JAM'S ON, IT'S LIKE -- >> YES 278 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,666 [ CHEERS ] >> AND YOU'RE JUST WORKING IT. * TOO HOT TO TROT 279 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:04,237 NOW BABY * * TOO HOT TO STOP WOOO * 280 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,540 * >> Jimmy: I WAS INTO IT, I GO -- FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD 281 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,043 LOVE TARGET, BY THE WAY. >> I LOVE TARGET >> Jimmy: I FREAKED OUT. 282 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,911 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, WHAT I HAD NO IDEA. 283 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,980 IT'S LIKE -- >> GET IT, PLAYLIST. YEAH 284 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,950 >> Jimmy: -- 30 STORES - 30 STORES IN THE STORE [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:20,653 I'M LIKE, THERE'S A PRODUCE SECTION. AND THERE'S A LAWYER 286 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,589 >> YOU CAN GET BANANAS AND UNDERWEAR. [ LAUGTHER ] 287 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,557 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD -- [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,193 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A STORE LIKE THAT AND THEN GREAT MUSIC PLAYLIST? 289 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,729 >> YES WELL, THAT'S THE SAME THING. THEY WERE PLAYING STUFF. 290 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,667 I WAS DANCING IN LOWE'S, SO. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU DO THAT >> YEAH. 291 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,603 DO YOU KNOW THAT "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE" IS TONY HAWK'S HYPE SONG 292 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,672 >> NO. WHAT IS THAT A JOKE 293 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,206 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO >> OH. 294 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,742 >> Jimmy: FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL 295 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:47,447 TONY HAWK, THE FAMOUS LEGENDARY SKATEBOARDER, TO GET HYPED UP FOR ANYTHING COMPETING, HE'LL 296 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,251 PLAY "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE." THAT'S HIS HYPE SONG >> THIS IS MY THING. 297 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,019 I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW, LIKE, MY MUSIC IS ALWAYS ON, LIKE, 298 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:59,125 A -- SOME PELOTON PLAYLIST OR SOME WORKOUT LIKE, "OH, IT'S MY WORKOUT MIX. 299 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,629 LIKE, EVERYONE'S -- AND I'M LIKE, "IT DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO WORK OUT. 300 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,365 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, UM, WHAT WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE THE SAME 301 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:09,135 EFFECT >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU >> LIKE, DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT 302 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,072 TO RUN, BUT GREAT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A SONG THAT YOU PUT ON IF YOU'RE 303 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:17,510 WORKING OUT? >> I HAVE A PLAY -- WELL, OKAY, DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS A REALLY 304 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,113 GOOD PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, LIKE, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORKOUT PLAYLISTS. 305 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,082 AND SO - >> Jimmy: SEE, I THINK IT'S INTIMIDATING 306 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,084 I CAN'T DO THAT. >> NO, OKAY -- >> Jimmy: I'M NEVER GOING TO 307 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:26,553 LOOK LIKE DWAYNE -- DWAYNE "THE ROCK" OR DWAYNE JOHNSON 308 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,321 >> I'M NEVER GONNA NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,157 >> Jimmy: THERE MIGHT BE A A DWAYNE JOHNSON OUT THERE THAT I MIGHT LOOK LIKE, BUT I'M NOT 310 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,360 GOING TO LOOK LIKE "THE ROCK." >> I WAS ON THE TREADMILL FOR, LIKE, MY HEART 311 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,096 NOT LIKE, TO LOOK LIKE - I WASN'T, LIKE, GOING FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST WANT 312 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:40,900 TO LIVE. >> JUST TO TRY TO LIVE MY LIFE SO, NO, BUT I WAS ON IT AND HE 313 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:46,239 HAS -- THERE'S THIS FIRST ONE ON ONE OF HIS PLAYLISTS, AND IT'S CALLED "COMING UNDONE", 314 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,742 AND IT'S ERIC ZAYNE, MAYBE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ARTIST 315 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,245 BUT I LOVE IT 'CAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING THAT'S LIKE, "I'M A BADASS. 316 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,981 LIKE, IF I'M ON A TREADMILL, I'M LIKE, "YES." I, LIKE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW 317 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,117 PEOPLE LISTEN TO, LIKE, CALMING STUFF. >> Jimmy: ON TV? 318 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:59,252 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO, I DO TELEVISION. >> I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER 319 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:03,957 'CAUSE THEN I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN, LIKE, FOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:07,460 YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "WHAT? OR LIKE A PODCAST? I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT MAKING 321 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,397 ME WANT TO KEEP DOING THIS." >> Jimmy: YEAH BY THE WAY, YOUR SHOW -- BY THE 322 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,465 WAY, CONGRATS. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU WON ANOTHER THREE 323 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,334 EMMYS SINCE I SAW YOU LAST TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,736 >> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS! >> I KNOW. 325 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,705 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB. >> THANK YOU 326 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:22,108 >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT SHOW. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE IT 327 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:25,278 >> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST HONEST AND FUNNY, AND IT'S POSITIVE 328 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,114 I LOVE IT. >> REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE A LONG TIME AGO, THOUGH, AND I 329 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,183 WAS LIKE, "WHAT AM I DOING?" AND THEN YOU WERE LIKE GIVING ME TIPS. 330 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,819 SO, IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I CAME ON I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." 331 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,321 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID THAT "DUDE, YOU GOT TO GET, LIKE, SOME COOKING SEGMENTS. 332 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,290 >> YOU WERE LIKE, "YOU GOT TO COOK." AND I GO, "I DON'T COOK. 333 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,259 >> Jimmy: I HATE COOKING >> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN 334 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:41,761 AND I WAS LIKE -- AND "YOU COOK A LOT! YOU COOK A LOT ON DAYTIME. 335 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,630 YES. >> Jimmy: YOU COOK A LOT ON DAYTIME. 336 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,099 THAT'S JUST PART OF THE GIG. >> I DID LEARN SOME TIPS THOUGH 337 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,001 SO, THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS ARE STARTING THE SEASON IN 338 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,737 NEW YORK >> WE ARE. WE HAVE TWO PREMIERE WEEKS 339 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,907 WE HAVE -- THE FIRST ONE IS IN NEW YORK, AND WE'RE SHOOTING RIGHT NOW. 340 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:57,410 AND THEM WE HAVE ONE IN L.A. SO, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR LIVES 341 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,246 BACK, RIGHT? AND WE'RE SLOWLY STARTING TO GET THERE, RIGHT 342 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:04,184 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- OR TRYING DESPERATELY. 343 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:07,787 SO, WE CAME TO NEW YORK AND WE'RE CELEBRATING TWO CITIES THAT PEOPLE KNOW OF THEM BUT 344 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:10,523 WE'RE KIND OF REPRESENTING ALL THE CITIES THOUGH. LIKE, JUST TRYING TO GET BACK 345 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,726 TO WHATEVER NORMAL SHALL BE, BUT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 346 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:16,529 >> BUT JUST LIKE -- 'CAUSE OUR WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT CONNECTION THIS IS IRONY, AND THEN, RIGHT 347 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,265 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST SEASON OF CONNECTING, LIKE, COVID HAPPENED AND, LIKE, 348 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,234 EVERYONE IS ISOLATED >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU GO - 349 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,404 THAT'S EXACTLY -- YEAH >> YEAH. SO, THAT WAS KIND OF CRUSHING. 350 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,474 SO, YEAH WE JUST BEEN - >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU 351 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,744 CONTINUED TO DO YOUR SHOW BECAUSE WE ALL NEEDED SOMETHING TO WATCH 352 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,246 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO STEP UP 353 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,549 >> THIS IS A QUESTION FOR YOU. OKAY, SO, PEOPLE -- LITERALLY SOMEBODY JUST TOLD ME THIS 354 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,952 SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU KEPT DOING IT DURING THE -- 355 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:42,555 WAS THAT HARD FOR YOU TO, LIKE, KEEP GOING, LIKE, EVEN IF IT WAS FROM - 356 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,424 'CAUSE WE ARE HUMANS TOO, AND WE HAVE OUR OWN STUFF IN OUR OWN BACKPACKS, LIKE, GOING 357 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,927 THROUGH STUFF AND YOU'RE HAVING TO SMILE AND MAKE JOKES AND LIKE - 358 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,764 AND THAT WAS KIND OF HARD FOR A MINUTE >> Jimmy: IT WAS TOUGH, YEAH 359 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,133 >> YEAH. YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T - 'CAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE, TRYING TO 360 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:55,468 BE, LIKE, A CHEERLEADER, TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER. >> Jimmy: IT WAS MY WIFE - 361 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,771 MY WIFE, I'LL GIVE HER CREDIT. >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: IT WAS NANCY, YEAH 362 00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,506 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE -- SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S THE PLAN?" 363 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,908 I GO, "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON AND WE HAVE NO PLAN. 364 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,510 WE'RE JUST GOING TO WAIT IT OUT. SHE GOES, "OH, NO, YOU GO OUT 365 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:07,814 TO LOWE'S, OR WHEREVER IT IS -- TARGET." [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,116 >> YOU BUILD A STUDIO. >> Jimmy: "-- YOU BUILD A STUDIO." 367 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,720 >> YOU LAZY MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND SHE'S GOES, "AND YOU HOLD YOUR PHONE UP AND 368 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,488 YOU DO YOUR SHOW BROADCAST FROM --" >> OH, MY GOD. 369 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:18,425 >> Jimmy: "-- BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED YOU NOW." >> OKAY, WELL, I WAS IN MONTANA 370 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:22,796 IN LIKE, SIX FEET OF SNOW. LIKE, AND EVERYBODY WAS TO LIKE, "LET'S GO DO THE SHOW. 371 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,465 AND I WAS LIKE, "SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU DID 372 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,368 THOUGH >> I'M GLAD I DID 'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO FOCUS ON HELPING OTHERS, 373 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:31,071 I THINK IT HELPS YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN STUFF >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE. 374 00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:33,306 >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE VOICE." 375 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,575 >> I GOT WAY OFF OF TRACK SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE IT. 376 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,444 PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE WHOLE PRE-INTERVIEW IS 377 00:24:37,444 --> 00:24:39,646 SCREWED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- YEAH, WE DON'T NEED ANY OF 378 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,381 THIS WE DIDN'T STICK TO ANY OF THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:43,550 >> WE DON'T KNOW ANY OF IT >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 380 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,752 WE'RE HAVING FUN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WORKING WITH ARIANA GRANDE WHEN WE COME 381 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,487 BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES. 382 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,589 >> Jimmy: MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WITH KELLY CLARKSON. COME ON BACK 383 00:24:49,589 --> 00:25:14,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 384 00:25:14,214 --> 00:25:16,316 EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH KELLY CLARKSON COME ON, NOW 385 00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:21,454 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN 386 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:22,956 COMMON WE BOTH -- >> JUST ONE THING. 387 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,724 >> Jimmy: ONLY ONE THING [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE THING 388 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:27,127 >> Jimmy: AND I'LL PICK ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE DO HAVE IN COMMON 389 00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:30,964 WE BOTH DRIVE TRUCKS >> WHEN DID YOU GET A TRUCK? >> Jimmy: I GOT A TRUCK -- 390 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,800 I GOT A FORD F-150 I'VE HAD IT, NOW, PROBABLY TEN YEARS NOW. 391 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,535 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH OH, YEAH 392 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:39,139 I HAVE A PICTURE THIS IS MY - MY FORD F-150. 393 00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:41,341 THIS THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> YOU DRIVE A TRUCK >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 394 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,076 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH I LIKE IT. 395 00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:45,478 IT'S LIKE BLUE AND LIKE KIND OF KHAKI PANTS. IT LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS AT BEST 396 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,580 BUY. >> WAIT, THIS IS YOURS SO WAIT -- 397 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,983 >> Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE I WORKED AT BEST BUY. >> WAIT, DO YOU NAME -- DID YOU 398 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,152 NAME YOUR TRUCK? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO NAME IT - 399 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:54,087 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: -- BUT I ENDED UP NOT DOING IT 400 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:56,423 YEAH, I DIDN'T NAME IT >> THAT'S RUDE >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE - 401 00:25:56,423 --> 00:25:58,391 >> I HAVE A TRUCK. I HAVE A TRUCK YOURS IS REALLY CUTE 402 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:03,863 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A REAL TRUCK THIS IS AN F-250 403 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: F-250? >> YES 404 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:09,336 >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE THAT. >> BUT YOUR -- BUT YOUR LITTLE F-150 LOOKS 405 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:12,505 ADORABLE DID IT COME WITH A REMOTE CONTROL? 406 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:15,675 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS - 407 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,845 THAT'S JUST -- >> NO. I --IT IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE 408 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,448 HERE'S THE THING I HAD IT AT MY RANCH IN MONTANA. 409 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:23,750 AND IT MADE SENSE THERE. YOU KNOW, WHEN USE IT FOR THINGS 410 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:29,422 BUT THEN I TOOK IT FOR A WHILE T L.A AND -- BUT I WILL SAY WHAT 411 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,926 REMINDS ME OF YOUR TRUCK IS WHENEVER I PULLED UP AT "THE VOICE," BLAKE HAS A CUTE LITTLE 412 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:38,498 TRUCK LIKE YOU TOO [ LAUGHTER ] I PULLED UP NEXT TO HIS AND 413 00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:41,334 IT'S JUST LIKE GIANT AND HIS LIKE SMALLER >> Jimmy: IT WAS TINY. 414 00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:44,304 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'M LIKE 5'3 1/2" AND I'M LIKE, "I'M GETTING OUT." 415 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:47,240 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CAR HORN ] >> ANYWAY, I FELT POWERFUL 416 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,442 HER NAME IS BETTY WHITE, SO YEAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 417 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,712 >> Jimmy: BETTY WHITE. THAT'S A GREAT ONE, BY THE WAY >> THERE YOU GO. 418 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:55,081 HER NAME IS BETTY. >> WHY DID YOU ORIGINALLY GET A TRUCK? 419 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,951 >> Jimmy: I WANTED -- I WANTED TO BRING PUMPKINS TO MY HOUSE FROM - 420 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:02,455 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN IT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,191 IT WAS PUMPKIN SEASON, SO THERE WAS LIKE PUMPKINS. I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT PUMPKINS 422 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,128 IN THE CAR, IN A THING SO I GOT A TRUCK >> YOU'VE GOT SOME FIRST WORLD 423 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:12,032 PROBLEMS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ONLY USE IT, LIKE, 424 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:14,567 ONCE A YEAR. >> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET A HUMMER BECAUSE I NEED -- 425 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,770 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: I HAD TO TRANSPORT 426 00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:19,072 THE PUMPKINS >> THAT'S ME TOO I GOT IT FOR LOWE'S. 427 00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:21,141 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S UNDERSTOOD SEE, WE HAVE MORE THINGS IN 428 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,310 COMMON >> THEY'RE MORE COMFORTABLE. I WANT TO TAKE A ROAD TRIP JUST 429 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,613 SO I CAN BE IN IT. >> Jimmy: ME TOO >> AND FEEL GOOD, YEAH 430 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,682 >> Jimmy: I LOVE A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM >> YES 431 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:30,884 >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING IS GREAT. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 432 00:27:30,884 --> 00:27:32,819 "THE VOICE." >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE COMING 433 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,121 BACK WITH A BRAND-NEW JUDGE. >> ARIANA. >> Jimmy: ARIANA GRANDE. 434 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,589 >> YEAH! IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:39,626 YEAH >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GUYS ARE YOU GELLING? 436 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:41,594 ARE YOU BONDING? >> WE'RE - ARE YOU GELLING? 437 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,763 I'M GELLING. THE COMMERCIAL ANYWAY 438 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:47,701 NO, I LOVE HER WE HAD ACTUALLY RAN INTO EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE, 439 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:51,538 BUT NOT REALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BEEN ABLE TO, LIKE, TALK AND SHE'S SO FUNNY 440 00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,808 >> Jimmy: SHE IS FUNNY >> LIKE, VERY WITTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 441 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:58,411 >> LIKE, IN THE BEGINNING, EVEN LIKE BEHIND THE SCENES, LIKE, SHE WASN'T, LIKE, USING A LOT 442 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:01,047 OF HER MATERIAL SHE COULD HAVE USED OUT THERE AND AS SLOWLY TOWARDS THE 443 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,350 KNOCKOUTS -- LIKE, WE'VE ALREADY TAPED EVERYTHING UP TO THE LIVES 444 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:07,053 AND SHE'S HYSTERICAL LIKE, VERY WITTY AND VERY -- WE'VE NEVER HAD 445 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,023 A COACH LIKE HER I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE FOR EIGHT SEASONS BUT, LIKE, IN ALL MY 446 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:13,493 SEASONS I'VE NEVER HEARD A A COACH TALK ABOUT VOCAL HEALTH AS MUCH. 447 00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:16,229 AND I'M LIKE, "I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:19,733 >> Jimmy: WE ARE CALLED "THE VOICE. >> WE'RE ALL LIKE VOCALISTS. 449 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:22,669 LIKE, NO ONE'S EVER MENTIONED IT, AND SHE'S REALLY INTO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 450 00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:25,038 >> SO, IT'S COOL EVERYBODY VIBES SO WELL. IT'S GOOD. 451 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,273 >> Jimmy: HOW IS IT TO FILM WITH A LIVE AUDIENCE >> GREAT 452 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,776 SO THAT'S -- OH, MY GOD. THIS IS FUNNY. SO, WE ALL HAVE TO -- NOW THAT 453 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:32,645 WE'RE BACK WITH A LIVE AUDIENCE, WE HAVEN'T BEEN, I FEEL LIKE, IN A COUPLE SEASONS, 454 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:36,349 TWO OR THREE AND WHEN WE WALK OUT, THEY HAVE THE COACHES WALK OUT 455 00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:40,053 SEPARATELY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, THEY HAVE ALL US WALK 456 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,155 OUT SEPARATELY AND LIKE -- [ INDISCERNIBLE AND THEN WE GET ALL THIS OR 457 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:44,557 WHATEVER TO DO LIKE THAT, IT'S DUMB [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:47,727 ANYWAY, BUT THEY -- THIS IS A POOR EXAMPLE BUT ANYWAY, SO WE'RE WALKING 459 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,896 OUT AND I GO OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YAY." THEN JOHN GOES LIKE, "YAY," AND 460 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:55,135 THEN ARIANA GOES OUT AND IT'S LITERALLY LIKE BTS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING 461 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:58,772 LIKE THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN BLAKE HAS TO FOLLOW 462 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:03,576 IT [ LAUGHTER ] HE COMES OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE 463 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:06,513 CLAPPING LIKE THEY WERE. BUT IT WAS LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:10,016 BUT IT WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE - * 465 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:13,286 >> I KNOW BLAKE WAS LIKE, "COULD I GO BEFORE ARIANA? LIKE, THIS IS EMBARRASSING." 466 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,155 >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW THAT. >> YEAH. 467 00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:17,023 THEY LITERALLY LOST THEIR MINDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 468 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,159 >> SHE'S -- YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCITING. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN TO WATCH. 469 00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:22,028 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN, FOR COMING BACK TO OUR 470 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,496 SHOW - >> AND I'M SO SORRY THAT I SCREWED UP ALL OF THE 471 00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:25,432 INTERVIEW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND FOR BEING HERE IN 472 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,067 STUDIO YOU DON'T NEED TO. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 473 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,135 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: KELLY CLARKSON, EVERYBODY. 474 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:33,406 >> THIS IS A GOOD SHOW >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW" 475 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:35,041 PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 13th AND THE NEW SEASON OF "THE VOICE" RETURNS SEPTEMBER 20th 476 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,043 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY STICK AROUND 477 00:29:37,043 --> 00:30:00,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT 478 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,204 GUEST FROM HIS EMMY WINNING, ROLE ON "WATCHMEN. NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM STARING IN 479 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:08,475 THE MOVIE "CANDYMAN. OH, IT'S SCARY WHICH IS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 480 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:12,946 PLEASE WELCOME YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 481 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:17,517 * THAT'S MY MAN. YO 482 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,619 WELCOME! >> KEEP IT GOING >> Jimmy: YOU WANT MORE? 483 00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:21,888 YOU WANT MORE? YOU WANT MORE? YEAH, COME ON. 484 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:26,393 * I CAN'T SEE YOU FROM THE WAIST DOWN 485 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:41,675 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,343 >> YEAH, MAN YOU CAN'T CHEAT ME OUT THE MUSIC. 487 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:46,179 YOU CAN'T CHEAT ME OUT THE MUSIC, MAN YOU KNOW, I NEED THAT. 488 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:51,217 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR SHOW 489 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:54,921 MAN, YOU'RE BLOWING UP BUD IT'S ALL HAPPENING YOU WERE ON THE COVER OF THE 490 00:30:54,921 --> 00:31:00,060 "HOLLYWOOD REPORTER" SAYING THAT YOU'RE THE NEW A LIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 491 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,763 >> YEAH, THAT'S COOL THAT'S COOL. >> Jimmy: IS THERE EVER A PART 492 00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:07,167 OF IT WHERE IT'S LIKE A PINCH ME MOMENT WHERE YOU GO, "YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY 493 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:10,770 LIFE >> YEAH, MAN YOU KNOW, EVERY ONCE IN 494 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:14,908 A WHILE, YOU KNOW, YOU END UP IN THESE CERTAIN SCENARIOS YOU KNOW, I TRY TO BASICALLY 495 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:19,512 LIVE AS NORMAL LIFE AS POSSIBLE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT AND I DO FOR THE MOST PART 496 00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:24,884 BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU END UP IN SITUATIONS ONCE I WAS AT A PARTY -- AT AN 497 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:29,356 OSCARS PARTY, RIGHT? GO FIGURE. AND, YOU KNOW, JAY-Z THROWS 498 00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:33,393 THIS PARTY, THE GOLD PARTY, AND HE THROWS IT EVERY YEAR FOR THE OSCARS 499 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:36,563 AND I GOT AN INVITATION. I'M IN THERE, YOU KNOW, I'M IN MY TUX 500 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:39,833 AND I'M DRESSED UP, FEELING GOOD AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS 501 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:44,771 COMES ON, IT'S LIKE A JUVENILE SONG I HOP ON THE STAGE, AND I'M 502 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:50,777 DANCING, AND I'M SWEATING. AND I'M JUST, LIKE, I FORGET WHERE I AM 503 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:55,682 I JUST LOSE ALL MY SCRUBLES. AND I LOOK OVER, AND JAY-Z IS LOOKING ME DEAD IN MY EYES 504 00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:59,619 YOU KNOW, NO JUDGMENT OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. BUT HE'S LOOKING AT ME, AND I 505 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:02,155 SAW MYSELF THROUGH HIS EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] "I SHOULD PROBABLY GET OFF THE 506 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:08,361 STAGE RIGHT NOW. PLAY IT COOL, PLAY IT COOL." >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, RIGHT 507 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:12,699 >> BUT IT'S COOL TO GET CARRIED AWAY YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST 508 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:15,068 OF SIX SIBLINGS, IS THAT CORRECT? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOUNGEST 509 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:19,205 OF SIX >> Jimmy: DO THEY KEEP ME GROUNDED 510 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,708 >> NOT THE GIRLS, BUT MY BROTHER DOES MY BROTHER DOES FOR SURE 511 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:26,513 LIKE, THE GIRLS -- THEY JUST, YOU KNOW, THEY GIVE ME WINGS, AND THEY SUPPORT ME. 512 00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:32,752 MY BROTHER SUPPORTS ME, BUT HE KIND OF DOES THIS THING WHERE HE -- IT'S LIKE HE GIVES ME THE 513 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:35,488 TOUGH LOVE, LIKE A HEAVY, HEAVY, HEAVY DOSE OF THE TOUGH LOVE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 514 00:32:35,488 --> 00:32:39,893 LIKE, I POST A PICTURE THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. I'M TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT TO 515 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:43,463 GET MY MUSCLES FOR "AQUAMAN," AND HE'LL BE THE ONE IN THE COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT SKIPPING 516 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:47,734 LEG DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 517 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:50,470 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I TRY TO GET BACK IN SHAPE. 518 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,973 LIKE, I'M POSTING A VIDEO OF ME DUNKING A BASKETBALL AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I SAW YOU 519 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:58,778 POSTING A VIDEO GETTING 2 INCHES OFF THE GROUND. AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, OKAY, MAN 520 00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:01,181 I WAS ACTUALLY PROUD ABOUT THAT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 521 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,149 >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD MAN. >> BUT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU NEED THAT. 522 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,051 YOU NEED THAT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "CANDYMAN. 523 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:10,056 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL 524 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:13,960 THIS IS NOT A REMAKE THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF THE STORY. 525 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,930 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, IT'S NOT A REMAKE. IT'S A CONTINUATION. 526 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:20,867 OUR "CANDYMAN" PICKS UP ABOUT 30 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL STORY. 527 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:22,602 IT'S SET IN PRESENT DAY CHICAGO, AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S A REFRESHING TAKE ON 528 00:33:22,602 --> 00:33:26,873 CANDYMAN YOU KNOW, BY GOING BACK TO CHICAGO 30 YEARS AFTER, IT 529 00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:37,784 GIVES US A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE SOCIAL ISSUES THAT AFFECT CHICAGO - 530 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:39,753 WHILE ALSO, AT THE SAME TIME, GIVING THE FANS -- YOU KNOW, THE LOYAL FANS SOME OF THE 531 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:43,089 THINGS THAT THEY KNOW AND LOVE ABOUT "CANDYMAN. YOU KNOW, THE FRIGHTENING 532 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:48,962 MOMENTS. THE HORROR ELEMENTS THAT PEOPLE HAVE COME TO KNOW FOR A LONG 533 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:52,665 TIME BUT WE GET TO PUT OUR OWN FRESH TWIST ON IT ALSO 534 00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:55,602 >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- I KNOW IT'S A MOVIE - >> YES 535 00:33:55,602 --> 00:34:00,106 >> Jimmy: AND I KNOW IT'S A FAKE STORY BUT DID YOU ACTUALLY EVER SAY, 536 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:04,477 "CANDYMAN" FIVE TIMES IN THE MIRROR >> YOU SAID FIVE TIMES 537 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:08,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO. NO 538 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:12,218 I DON'T HAVE A GOOD REASON TO DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,754 FOUR I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE MY BEST 540 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:17,057 FOUR >> Jimmy: EXACTLY! I CAN GIVE YOU FOUR. 541 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:20,660 EXACTLY, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> EXACTLY, RIGHT. I'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON 542 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:27,100 RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT THAT WAY 543 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,935 >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T -- THERE'S NO MIRRORS HERE, AND I'VE SAID IT PROBABLY A COUPLE TIMES 544 00:34:28,935 --> 00:34:32,572 BUT ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'RE GOOD WE'RE COOL 545 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:35,942 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO, LIKE, TO GHOSTS -- IF I THINK THERE'S 546 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:39,079 GHOSTS I SAY, "HEY, WE'RE COOL, RIGHT? 547 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:42,082 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT GHOSTS COME IN THROUGH WALLS >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT -- 548 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,318 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER GHOSTS WANT TO DO. >> JIMMY, YOU BELIEVE IN 549 00:34:45,318 --> 00:34:47,754 GHOSTS >> Jimmy: SURE [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:52,125 >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT HELPS TO BELIEVE IN THEM BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN 551 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:55,628 THEM, THEY MIGHT TAKE THAT PERSONAL SO, ANY GHOSTS IN THE HOUSE 552 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:59,566 RIGHT NOW, I BELIEVE IN YOU. I SUPPORT DREAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 553 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:07,540 I SUPPORT YOUR GHOST AMBITIONS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 554 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:12,912 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IN "CANDYMAN. 555 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:13,313 HERE'S YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IN "CANDYMAN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 556 00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:20,320 HIS NAME FIVE TIMES WHILE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, HE 557 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:29,529 APPEARS IN THE REFLECTION AND KILLS YOU. SO, I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD -- 558 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:34,334 >> WHAT DID YOU THINK? >> SUMMON HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 559 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:39,673 >> HELL NO NO >> CANDYMAN. 560 00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:43,843 >> ANTHONY >> CANDYMAN. >> ANTHONY, NO 561 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:46,146 >> CANDYMAN. >> STOP. STOP IT. 562 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:48,648 >> CANDYMAN. >> STOP IT >> OKAY. 563 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:55,321 >> YOU BETTER NOT. >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. CANDYMAN 564 00:35:55,321 --> 00:36:03,630 >> SEE - >> NO, NO, STOP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:08,101 >> Jimmy: YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II "CANDYMAN" IS IN THEATERS THIS 566 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:11,938 FRIDAY BAKAR PERFORMS FOR US NEXT STICK AROUND 567 00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:29,255 COME BACK, BUDDY, PLEASE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 568 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:33,927 >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "THE MISSION," HERE IS BAKAR 569 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:46,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * DON'T SEE TOLD ME 570 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:49,576 KEEP SHININ' IN THE STREETS AND WE'RE STILL WILIN' * 571 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:54,280 * ONLY PEACE ONLY VIOLENC NO VIOLENCE IN THE SUN WHERE I'M HIGHES 572 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,651 MELANIN BIAS JESUS CHRIST * * I'M ISLAND MADE DARKEST SHADE WHIL 573 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:02,722 SHE CLEANS MY BRAIDS SKIN DON'T FADE AND I'M * * STILL NOT PHASED BY 574 00:37:02,722 --> 00:37:11,331 YOUR MAGAZINE PRAISE WE JUST WANNA BE GREAT IN THESE AFRICAN GENES * 575 00:37:11,331 --> 00:37:15,068 * ALL I WANT'S MY KID TO HAVE SOME NEPOTIS ALL I WANT'S MY WEALTH 576 00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:18,338 TO HAVE SOME REPETITION * * CALL MY UNBORN SON AN TELL HIM THAT' 577 00:37:18,338 --> 00:37:24,911 THE MISSIO TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE VISION, YEA 578 00:37:24,911 --> 00:37:30,917 TELL HIM THAT' THE MISSION, YEA TELL HIM THAT'S * 579 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:40,093 * THE VISION, YEA TELL HIM THAT' THE MISSION, YEA 580 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:49,836 TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISION, YEA TELL HIM THAT' 581 00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:54,741 THE MISSION, YEAH YEAH NINE AM * * TROYE SIVAN PLAYING 582 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:58,878 JUST A LITTLE MA IN YOUR MERCEDES-BEN SO AMAZING HOW YOU'RE * 583 00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:02,282 * RAISED THIS BAD KID TO A MAN IN WHOLE DIFFERENT LAND 584 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:06,653 GIRL YOU MADE IT * * I DON'T WANNA KEE YOU WAITING, N 585 00:38:06,653 --> 00:38:11,257 I JUST THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE * * AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM 586 00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:19,566 WE CAN MAKE THIS GO AGAI AGAIN AND AGAI WE CAN MAKE THIS GO AGAIN * 587 00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:24,037 * AGAIN AND AGAIN WE CAN MAKE THIS G ALL I WANT'S MY KIDS 588 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:28,408 TO HAVE SOME NEPOTISM * * ALL I WANT'S MY WEALT TO HAVE SOME REPETITIO 589 00:38:28,408 --> 00:38:31,478 CALL MY UNBORN SON AND TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION 590 00:38:31,478 --> 00:38:39,552 TELL HIM THAT' THE VISION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT'S * 591 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:46,760 * THE MISSION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT' THE VISION, YEAH 592 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,798 TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT' 593 00:38:51,798 --> 00:39:02,742 THE MISION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH YEAH * 594 00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:25,899 * * SON OF AN IMMIGRANT TELL HIM THAT' 595 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:32,672 THE MISSION, YEA TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH 596 00:39:32,672 --> 00:39:41,114 TELL ME THAT'S THE MISSION, YEA TELL ME THAT'S * 597 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:48,755 * THE MISSION, YEAH TELL ME THAT'S THE MISSION, YEAH * 598 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:54,060 * TELL ME THAT' THE MISSION * * 599 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:58,598 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT -- ANDY SAMBERG AND 600 00:39:58,598 --> 00:40:03,737 MADELYN CLINE WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM ANDREA BOCELLI 601 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:10,844 MY THANKS TO KELLY CLARKSON, YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, BAKAR AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 602 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:13,780 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 603 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:16,316 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 604 00:40:16,316 --> 00:40:18,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *