>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KELLY CLARKSON
YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MUSICAL GUEST BAKAR, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1505 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
I LOVE YOU WELCOME! WELCOME, PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. TROPICAL DEPRESSION HENRI IS
STILL HITTING THE NORTHEAST. WNBA CHAMPS THE SEATTLE STORM VISITED BIDEN AT THE WHITE
HOUSE. THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IS BACK
[ LAUGHTER ] AND A WOMAN FOUND NUTS AND BOLTS IN HER DOMINO'S PIZZA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT
ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIMES FOR "NEWSMASH."
*
>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE WNBA CHAMPIONS, THE SEATTLE STORM - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY VISITED PRESIDENT BIDEN TODAY AND GET THIS, THEY'RE THE FIRST WNBA TEAM TO BE INVITED
TO THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE 2015. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL
SPEAKING OF STORMS THAT ARE A PRETTY BIG DEAL, TROPICAL DEPRESSION HENRI
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OVER THE WEEKEND, 45 MILLION PEOPLE WERE UNDER A TROPICAL
STORM WARNING, SO LAST WEEK THINGS ON THE EAST COAST WERE HOT AND STICKY, AND THIS WEEK
THINGS WERE JUST WET IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'S JUST HOT, WET AND STICKY, WHY
NOT TRY STARBUCKS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER ]
BACK STARTING TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE EXCITED WHILE
OTHERS THINK IT'S TOO EARLY FOR PUMPKIN SPICE. EITHER WAY, DRINKING ONE IS WAY
BETTER THAN EATING A PIZZA COVERED IN NUTS AND BOLTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, A WOMAN REPORTEDLY ATE HALF OF HER DOMINO'S PIZZA BEFORE FINDING THEM IN HER
TOPPINGS CAN YOU IMAGINE DIGESTING ALL THAT CHEESE AND METAL?
I MEAN, THAT WOULD ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS DOWNGRADED TO A A TROPICAL DEPRESSION. SURE, IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD TO
BE DEMOTED BUT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, HENRI. IF YOU WORK HARD AND DO YOUR
BEST, YOU TOO CAN BE THE STORM INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
THE TEAM TOOK PICTURES WITH THE BIDENS, AND OF COURSE A LOT OF THE PLAYERS ARE TALLER THAN
THEM IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TALL THAT'S FROM SEATTLE, WHY NOT
TRY STARBUCKS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ONLY FIVE BUCKS FOR A A TALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO, IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE IF YOU FIND NUTS AND BOLTS IN IT. IF THAT WOMAN SUES DOMINO'S,
SHE COULD PROBABLY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY I BET SHE COULD EVEN MAKE IT
RAIN [ LAUGHTER ] HENRI BROKE THE RECORD FOR
RAINFALL IN ONE HOUR IN NEW YORK, WHICH IS NUTS -- AND BOLTS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, OMG, FYI, PSL, FML.
THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WOW.
HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. TODAY THE FDA GRANTED FULL APPROVAL TO PFIZER'S COVID
VACCINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ABOUT TIME.
THEIR STATEMENT STARTED WITH, "HEY, SORRY, I JUST SAW THIS." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS APPROVED BY THE REAL FDA, THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
WHICH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE FAKE FDA, THE FACEBOOK DOCTOR'S ASSOCIATION
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS GREAT NEWS, ALTHOUGH IF IT DIDN'T GET APPROVED, I'M NOT
REALLY SURE WHAT THE OPTIONS WERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
PFIZER STORE CREDIT? [ LAUGHTER ] IT MUST BE WEIRD WORKING AT THE
FDA. ONE DAY YOU'RE APPROVING A LIFE SAVING VACCINE, THE NEXT YOU'RE
APPROVING NEW S'MORES FLAVORED OREOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET THIS -- WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE IS A REAL THING, BUT IF IT IS --
>> Steve: IF IT ISN'T, IT SHOULD BE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD GET THE
SHOT AND THE COOKIE, BOTH. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, THE NEW NAME OF THE
FULLY APPROVED PFIZER VACCINE IS CO-MEER-NA-TEE, CO-MEER-NA-TEE, WHICH SOUNDS
MORE LIKE A DRUNK PERSON TRYING TO SAY COMMUNITY [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOU CAN'T ARREST ME, I'M A VALUED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY.
[ HICCUP ] BUT THE VACCINE ISN'T THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE FDA BUSY
THEY RECENTLY HAD TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO TREAT COVID WITH A DRUG THAT'S GIVEN TO ANIMALS
WITH WORMS THIS IS REAL THEY TWEETED, "YOU ARE NOT A
A HORSE. YOU ARE NOT A COW. SERIOUSLY Y'ALL, STOP IT."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MEANWHILE, THE PEOPLE TAKING IT
ARE LIKE, "LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, BUT I DON'T HAVE COVID AND THE WORMS ARE ALMOST GONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, DUE TO HIS PAST OFFENSIVE COMMENTS,
MIKE RICHARDS HAS STEPPED DOWN AS HOST OF "JEOPARDY!" AFTER JUST ONE DAY OF FILMING.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE WAS ONLY THE HOST FOR FIVE SHOWS
COME ON. HALF THE CONTESTANTS LAST LONGER THAN HE DID
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STEPPING DOWN AS HOST, BUT HE'LL REMAIN
AS THE SHOW'S EXECUTIVE PRODUCER NOT A GREAT LOOK ON HIS RESUME
IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR JOB LISTED AS WENDY'S CASHIER, WENDY'S MANAGER, WENDY'S
CASHIER. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, MIKE RICHARDS HAS
STEPPED DOWN AS HOST, BUT HE'S ALREADY TAPED A WEEK'S WORTH OF EPISODES
NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE CATEGORIES ARE PRETTY AWKWARD. TAKE A LOOK.
THE JEOPARDY ROUND DREAM JOBS I'LL HAVE FOREVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, WHERE I'LL BE THE FRIGGING KING WHY I'LL NEVER BE CANCELLED.
WAYS I'M TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI AND FINALLY, NON-REFUNDABLE JET
SKIS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
AND FINALLY, INSPIRED BY A A RECENT TIKTOK TREND, A A DOMINO'S IN AUSTRALIA HAS
UNVEILED AN UNUSUAL NEW MENU ITEM TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
INVENTIVE. THEIR AUSTRALIAN ACCOUNT POSTED THIS VIDEO OF THEM CREATING
A NEW SUMMER THEMED PIZZA. THE CRUST IS ACTUALLY MADE OF WATERMELON
IT'S TOPPED WITH TOMATO SAUCE AND PEPPERONI. [ AUDIENCE GROANS
>> Jimmy: HONESTLY, I'D RATHER HAVE THE PIZZA TOPPED WITH NUTS AND BOLTS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW,
EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS FIRST, RIGHT THERE.
HELLO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY WELCOME. IT IS MONDAY
HAPPY MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A BIG WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. ANDY SAMBERG WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MOLLY SHANNON. CAMILA CABELLO WILL BE JOINING US -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD WEEK. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS A COACH ON "THE VOICE," AND THE HOST OF "THE
KELLY CLARKSON SHOW," KELLY CLARKSON IS HERE IN THE STUDIO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW PRETTY AWESOME
PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "CANDYMAN," YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IS JOINING US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM BAKAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG SHOW GUYS, WHENEVER I GET SOME DOWN
TIME HERE AT THE SHOW, I LIKE TO GO ON INSTAGRAM AND SCROLL THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS
AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT A LOT OF TIMES TWO PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT SAME
CAPTION, BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THIS NEXT SEGMENT. IT'S TIME FOR "PICTURE THIS.
* PICTURE THI PICTURE THIS * PICTURE THI
YEAH, PICTURE THIS * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIRST
EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM ARIANA GRANDE AND BERNIE SANDERS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY BOTH WROTE, "I SPEND HOURS ON HERE.
ARIANA GRANDE POSTED A PICTURE OF TIKTOK. BERNIE SANDERS POSTED A PICTURE
OF THE GMAIL LOG-IN SCREEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOURS?
>> Steve: HOURS? THAT'S ON THE LOG-IN SCREEN. >> Jimmy: THE NEXT ONE IS FROM
THE CDC AND THE FDA. THEY BOTH WROTE, "IT'S TAKEN OVER EARLIER THAN WE EXPECTED.
THE CDC POSTED A PICTURE OF THE DELTA VARIANT. THE FDA POSTED A PICTURE OF THE
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE UFC
AND ORGANIC VALLEY THEY BOTH WROTE, "GET READY FOR A NIGHT OF PAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] UFC POSTED A PICTURE OF A FIGHT.
ORGANIC VALLEY POSTED A PICTURE OF SOMEONE DOING THE MILK CRATE CHALLENGE.
>> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM
MARVEL AND DC. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE,
"SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE FOR THIS." MARVEL POSTED A PICTURE OF THE
LEAKED "SPIDERMAN" TRAILER DC POSTED A PICTURE OF A BATMAN POPSICLE FROM SOME JANKY ICE
CREAM STORE. [ APPLAUSE ] "YEAH SURE, WHATEVER KID
IT'S BATMAN. >> Steve: "HEY, IT'S BATMAN, MAN.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE FROM KAMALA HARRIS AND MEXICO >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THE CDC IS CLOSELY MONITORING THE SITUATION.
KAMALA POSTED A PICTURE OF MASKS. MEXICO POSTED A PICTURE OF
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S THE LAST ONE HERE IS
FROM JOE BIDEN AND CVS THEY BOTH WROTE, "IF YOU'RE A TEACHER, YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF THE VACCINE. CVS POSTED A PICTURE OF A CASE
OF WHITE CLAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"PICTURE THIS. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A BRAND NEW "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS." COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
HEY, GUYS, IT IS TIME TO COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW.
HERE WE GO AT NUMBER THREE WE'VE GOT "BAD HABITS" BY ED SHEERAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT SONG NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "GOOD 4 U"
BY OLIVIA RODRIGO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER
ONE, IT'S "STAY" BY THE KID LAROI AND JUSTIN BEIBER. THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS.
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHART.
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BOTTOM OF THE CHART * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP AT NUMBER 96, WE'VE GOT "A TALE
OF TWO CITIES" SUNG BY MIGOS FOR AUDIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: IT'S A SPECIAL TRACK THAT MIGOS RECORDED FOR THEIR
AUDIBLE. IT'S THEIR VERSION OF CHARLES DICKENS' "A TALE OF TWO
CITIES." >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * IT WAS THE BEST OF TIME IT WAS THE WORST OF TIME
IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM IT WAS THE AGE * * OF FOOLISHNES
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES IT WAS THE WORST OF TIME IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM *
* IT WAS THE AG OF FOOLISHNESS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW YOUR SUMMER READING IS DONE
>> Steve: I WOULD LISTEN TO THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BEEN ON
THE CHARTS FOR A WHILE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: NEXT, COMING IN AT NUMBER 97. >> Steve: OH, NEW ONE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST COMING IN. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "HAY" BY
THE HORSE LAROI. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] THE HORSE LAROI. >> Jimmy: SO THE KID LAROI -
>> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: -- IS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW WITH
"STAY," BUT DOWN HERE AT THE BOTTOM WE'VE GOT "HAY" BY AN EXCITING NEW ARTIST CALLED THE
HORSE LAROI. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF THE SONG "HAY." [ HORSE NEIGHING ]
* I GO TO SALT LAKE AFTER EVERY RACE THAT I DON'T LOS
SLEEP STANDING UP AFTER * * POLISHING MY METAL SHOE GIVE ME A BLANKE
AND I'LL TELL YO THANK YOU WITH A NAY * * THEN EAT SOME HAY
THEN EAT SOME HAY * [ HORSE NEIGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 98,
THERE'S "COME ON EVERYBODY" BY THE "COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY" GUY
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: FROM AQUA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATE, THAT'S THE NAME OF IT FOR LEGAL
REASONS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S NOW CALLED THE
"COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY" GUY FROM AQUA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: FROM AQUA. >> Jimmy: AND NOW HIS NEW SONG -
>> Steve: HE'S GOT A SONG ON THE CHART -- >> Jimmy: -- "COME ON
EVERYBODY," APPARENTLY THIS GUY WASN'T DONE ASKING DIFFERENT TOYS TO DO THINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT. SO NOW -
>> Jimmy: HE'S ASKING BARBIE TO GO PARTY >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: HE'S GOT MORE -- HE WASN'T FINISHED. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * * COME ON SKIPPER
LET'S WATCH FLIPPE COME ON BRATS DOLL LET'S WEAR HATS Y'ALL *
>> Jimmy: BRATS DOLL * COME ON BIRDI LET'S EAT JERK
COME ON SLINKY LET'S GET DRINKY * * COME ON SKIPPER
LET'S WATCH FLIPPER * >> Jimmy: OKAY, WE GET IT, WE GET IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLIPPER? >> Steve: FLIPPER THE DOLPHIN?
THIS NEXT ONE AT 99. IT'S JUST CALLED "SMOOTH TAZ." >> Steve: "SMOOTH TAZ.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A WHOLE NEW GENRE OF MUSIC THAT COMBINES THE EASY SOUNDS OF SMOOTH
JAZZ - >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: -- WITH TASMANIAN
DEVIL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH
SMOOTH TAZ >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. *
[ TAZ SNARLING ] * [ TAZ SNARLING ]
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY
WE GOT IT. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LONG ONE. >> Steve: THAT'S A LONG --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I THINK HE HAS GAS PROBLEMS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] *
[ TAZ SNARLING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THEY CALL HIM THE DEVIL. >> Jimmy: WE DEFINITELY MADE
SURE WE RECORDED THE LONG VERSION OF THAT ONE. YEAH, "SMOOTH TAZ.
FINALLY COMING IN AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS - [ LAUGHTER ]
--THAT WAS A GOOD ONE [ LAUGHTER ] QUEST ALL MOST SPIT HIS WATER
OUT AGAIN. >> Questlove: YES, SORRY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Steve: "SMOOTH TAZ. [ TAZ SNARLING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CAN WE JUST HEAR THE "SMOOTH TAZ" ONE REAL QUICK. [ LAUGHTER ]
* [ TAZ SNARLING ] *
[ TAZ SNARLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, COMING IN AT
THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, THERE'S "BACK AT ONE" BY SOMEONE WHO WASN'T GOOD WITH
NUMBERS. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE NEW VERSION OF
BRIAN McKNIGHT'S "BACK AT ONE" RERECORDED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GOOD WITH NUMBERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK A LISTEN. *
* YEA ONE, YOU'RE LIKE A DREAM COME TRU
THREE, JUST WANT TO * * BE WITH YOU TWO, GIRL IT'S
PLAIN TO SEE THAT YOU'RE THE * * ONLY FOUR, FOUR, EIGH
AND 19 REPEAT STEPS THREE * * THROUGH ZER
FOUR, MAKE YOU FALL * * IN LOVE WITH ON IF EVER I BELIEV
MY WORK IS DONE* * THEN I'LL START BAC AT TWO YEAH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL FOR "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KELLY CLARKSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING SINGER, THE
EMMY WINNING HOST OF "THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW," WHICH RETURNS FOR A NEW SEASON
SEPTEMBER 13th, AND A COACH ON "THE VOICE," WHICH PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 20th ON NBC.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KELLY CLARKSON
*
>> THAT'S COOL >> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU LOOK AT THAT
>> THEY'RE, LIKE, REAL PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: REAL PEOPLE. >> IN THE SAME PLACE
>> Jimmy: STANDING OVATION FOR YOU. YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> IT FEELS LIKE YESTERYEAR. YEAH [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH -- FOR BEING HERE IN PERSON >> NO, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE A A LITTLE TIME OFF BEFORE YOU'RE JUST TAKING OVER THE WORLD
>> YES >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER IS A BIG MONTH FOR YOU.
>> IT IS A BIG MONTH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I SAW, THOUGH, I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM.
YOU'RE A GOOD FOLLOW >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I SAW --
>> OH? >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU WENT GOLFING.
>> DO YOU LOVE TOP GOLF? >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A A TOP GOLF
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE
A GOLFER >> NO. THAT'S DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE SAYING SOMEONE THAT LIKES TO PUTT-PUTT IS A GOLFER
NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: OH >> WHICH I'M NOT GOOD AT
PUTT-PUTT EITHER BUT -- NO, NO. I MEAN, I CAN LIKE -- I'M,
LIKE, HAPPY GILMORE, LIKE, WHEN I GOLF LIKE, I CAN HIT IT REALLY FAR.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT PUTTING SO -- AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT
DRIVING THE CART, LIKE REALLY GOOD WITH A DRINK. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DON'T -- NO, TOP GOLF IS LIKE A GAME. WELL, IT'S A BAR
IT'S LIKE AN ATMOSPHERE. IT'S A VIBE. IT'S LIKE A CLUB, BUT YOU'RE,
LIKE, PLAYING THIS GAME. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO NAIL THE BALLS, LIKE, INTO THESE, LIKE,
CERTAIN PLACES AND YOU PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE. AND I LIKED PLAYING BECAUSE I
ALWAYS WIN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT
>> YEAH, I COULD HIT IT REALLY FAR, SO -- >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE OUT, DO
YOU EVER -- DO YOU EVER HEAR YOUR MUSIC, LIKE, OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS OR ANYTHING
>> NOT -- I MEAN, MAYBE LIKE A A SUCH -- LIKE A REMIX OR SOMETHING.
BUT, NO, I FEEL LIKE MY -- THIS IS A REAL THING. I FEEL LIKE MY MUSIC IS, LIKE,
SO FAMILY -- LIKE YOU HEAR ME IN DENTISTS OFFICES OR LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
-- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME MY FAMILY OR FRIENDS GO TO, LIKE, A DENTIST OR A DOCTOR,
LIKE, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, I HEARD YOUR SONG, AGAIN, TODAY.
I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DID." LIKE, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE -- I AM THIS -- I'M
ON THE STATIONS THAT'S PLAYED IN LIKE GROCERY STORES AND DENTIST OFFICES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE. >> I'M TELLING YOU YEAH
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU'RE IN A GROCERY STORE AND YOU COME ON.
>> WE'LL, SING ALONG AND DANCE YES. I'M A TOTAL TOOL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD DO THAT? >> I LITERALLY -- ONE TIME
IN -- I ACTUALLY -- ACTUALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE WAS MUSIC PLAYING THIS ONE TIME.
IT WAS RECENTLY, 'CAUSE I LIKE GOING TO LOWE'S. I'M LIKE, I LOVE GARDENING AND
STUFF. SO, I WAS IN LOWE'S AND I WAS JUST HAVING A GOOD DAY AND I
FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD LEAN INTO THAT RIGHT NOW IN THIS POINT IN LIFE IF YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD
DAY. AND SO I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD REALLY LEAN IN TO THAT, RIGHT
NOW, IN THIS POINT IN LIFE, IF YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY AND SO, I LEANED IN AND I JUST
STARTED DANCING AND EMBARRASSING MY FRIEND TRISHA IN LOWE'S, AND JUST STARTED
DANCING AND SINGING. >> Jimmy: I DID A SIMILAR THING IN TARGET.
>> WERE YOU ON YOUR KNEES? [ LAUGHTER ] I DID A FULL ON -- GOT ON MY
KNEES -- I WAS VERY INTO IT. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, I HAD THE -- I WAS DOING, LIKE, A LINE DANCE
WITH MY -- WITH MY CART. >> SURE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO I WAS, LIKE, GETTING INTO IT. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS - IT WAS "TOO HOT TO TROT" BY THE COMMODORES >> SURE.
* TOO HOT - >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. *
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THIS JAM'S ON, IT'S LIKE -- >> YES
[ CHEERS ] >> AND YOU'RE JUST WORKING IT. * TOO HOT TO TROT
NOW BABY * * TOO HOT TO STOP WOOO *
* >> Jimmy: I WAS INTO IT, I GO -- FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD
LOVE TARGET, BY THE WAY. >> I LOVE TARGET >> Jimmy: I FREAKED OUT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, WHAT I HAD NO IDEA.
IT'S LIKE -- >> GET IT, PLAYLIST. YEAH
>> Jimmy: -- 30 STORES - 30 STORES IN THE STORE [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE, THERE'S A PRODUCE SECTION. AND THERE'S A LAWYER
>> YOU CAN GET BANANAS AND UNDERWEAR. [ LAUGTHER ]
>> Jimmy: THEY HAVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A STORE LIKE THAT AND THEN GREAT MUSIC PLAYLIST?
>> YES WELL, THAT'S THE SAME THING. THEY WERE PLAYING STUFF.
I WAS DANCING IN LOWE'S, SO. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU DO THAT >> YEAH.
DO YOU KNOW THAT "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE" IS TONY HAWK'S HYPE SONG
>> NO. WHAT IS THAT A JOKE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO >> OH.
>> Jimmy: FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL
TONY HAWK, THE FAMOUS LEGENDARY SKATEBOARDER, TO GET HYPED UP FOR ANYTHING COMPETING, HE'LL
PLAY "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE." THAT'S HIS HYPE SONG >> THIS IS MY THING.
I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW, LIKE, MY MUSIC IS ALWAYS ON, LIKE,
A -- SOME PELOTON PLAYLIST OR SOME WORKOUT LIKE, "OH, IT'S MY WORKOUT MIX.
LIKE, EVERYONE'S -- AND I'M LIKE, "IT DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO WORK OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, UM, WHAT WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE THE SAME
EFFECT >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU >> LIKE, DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT
TO RUN, BUT GREAT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A SONG THAT YOU PUT ON IF YOU'RE
WORKING OUT? >> I HAVE A PLAY -- WELL, OKAY, DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS A REALLY
GOOD PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, LIKE, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORKOUT PLAYLISTS.
AND SO - >> Jimmy: SEE, I THINK IT'S INTIMIDATING
I CAN'T DO THAT. >> NO, OKAY -- >> Jimmy: I'M NEVER GOING TO
LOOK LIKE DWAYNE -- DWAYNE "THE ROCK" OR DWAYNE JOHNSON
>> I'M NEVER GONNA NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE MIGHT BE A A DWAYNE JOHNSON OUT THERE THAT I MIGHT LOOK LIKE, BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO LOOK LIKE "THE ROCK." >> I WAS ON THE TREADMILL FOR, LIKE, MY HEART
NOT LIKE, TO LOOK LIKE - I WASN'T, LIKE, GOING FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST WANT
TO LIVE. >> JUST TO TRY TO LIVE MY LIFE SO, NO, BUT I WAS ON IT AND HE
HAS -- THERE'S THIS FIRST ONE ON ONE OF HIS PLAYLISTS, AND IT'S CALLED "COMING UNDONE",
AND IT'S ERIC ZAYNE, MAYBE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ARTIST
BUT I LOVE IT 'CAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING THAT'S LIKE, "I'M A BADASS.
LIKE, IF I'M ON A TREADMILL, I'M LIKE, "YES." I, LIKE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
PEOPLE LISTEN TO, LIKE, CALMING STUFF. >> Jimmy: ON TV?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NO, I DO TELEVISION. >> I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER
'CAUSE THEN I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN, LIKE, FOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "WHAT? OR LIKE A PODCAST? I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT MAKING
ME WANT TO KEEP DOING THIS." >> Jimmy: YEAH BY THE WAY, YOUR SHOW -- BY THE
WAY, CONGRATS. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU WON ANOTHER THREE
EMMYS SINCE I SAW YOU LAST TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS! >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT SHOW. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE IT
>> WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST HONEST AND FUNNY, AND IT'S POSITIVE
I LOVE IT. >> REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE A LONG TIME AGO, THOUGH, AND I
WAS LIKE, "WHAT AM I DOING?" AND THEN YOU WERE LIKE GIVING ME TIPS.
SO, IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I CAME ON I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID THAT "DUDE, YOU GOT TO GET, LIKE, SOME COOKING SEGMENTS.
>> YOU WERE LIKE, "YOU GOT TO COOK." AND I GO, "I DON'T COOK.
>> Jimmy: I HATE COOKING >> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN
AND I WAS LIKE -- AND "YOU COOK A LOT! YOU COOK A LOT ON DAYTIME.
YES. >> Jimmy: YOU COOK A LOT ON DAYTIME.
THAT'S JUST PART OF THE GIG. >> I DID LEARN SOME TIPS THOUGH
SO, THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS ARE STARTING THE SEASON IN
NEW YORK >> WE ARE. WE HAVE TWO PREMIERE WEEKS
WE HAVE -- THE FIRST ONE IS IN NEW YORK, AND WE'RE SHOOTING RIGHT NOW.
AND THEM WE HAVE ONE IN L.A. SO, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR LIVES
BACK, RIGHT? AND WE'RE SLOWLY STARTING TO GET THERE, RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- OR TRYING DESPERATELY.
SO, WE CAME TO NEW YORK AND WE'RE CELEBRATING TWO CITIES THAT PEOPLE KNOW OF THEM BUT
WE'RE KIND OF REPRESENTING ALL THE CITIES THOUGH. LIKE, JUST TRYING TO GET BACK
TO WHATEVER NORMAL SHALL BE, BUT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT JUST LIKE -- 'CAUSE OUR WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT CONNECTION THIS IS IRONY, AND THEN, RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST SEASON OF CONNECTING, LIKE, COVID HAPPENED AND, LIKE,
EVERYONE IS ISOLATED >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU GO -
THAT'S EXACTLY -- YEAH >> YEAH. SO, THAT WAS KIND OF CRUSHING.
SO, YEAH WE JUST BEEN - >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU
CONTINUED TO DO YOUR SHOW BECAUSE WE ALL NEEDED SOMETHING TO WATCH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO STEP UP
>> THIS IS A QUESTION FOR YOU. OKAY, SO, PEOPLE -- LITERALLY SOMEBODY JUST TOLD ME THIS
SO THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU KEPT DOING IT DURING THE --
WAS THAT HARD FOR YOU TO, LIKE, KEEP GOING, LIKE, EVEN IF IT WAS FROM -
'CAUSE WE ARE HUMANS TOO, AND WE HAVE OUR OWN STUFF IN OUR OWN BACKPACKS, LIKE, GOING
THROUGH STUFF AND YOU'RE HAVING TO SMILE AND MAKE JOKES AND LIKE -
AND THAT WAS KIND OF HARD FOR A MINUTE >> Jimmy: IT WAS TOUGH, YEAH
>> YEAH. YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T - 'CAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE, TRYING TO
BE, LIKE, A CHEERLEADER, TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER. >> Jimmy: IT WAS MY WIFE -
MY WIFE, I'LL GIVE HER CREDIT. >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: IT WAS NANCY, YEAH
'CAUSE I WAS LIKE -- SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S THE PLAN?"
I GO, "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON AND WE HAVE NO PLAN.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO WAIT IT OUT. SHE GOES, "OH, NO, YOU GO OUT
TO LOWE'S, OR WHEREVER IT IS -- TARGET." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU BUILD A STUDIO. >> Jimmy: "-- YOU BUILD A STUDIO."
>> YOU LAZY MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND SHE'S GOES, "AND YOU HOLD YOUR PHONE UP AND
YOU DO YOUR SHOW BROADCAST FROM --" >> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: "-- BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED YOU NOW." >> OKAY, WELL, I WAS IN MONTANA
IN LIKE, SIX FEET OF SNOW. LIKE, AND EVERYBODY WAS TO LIKE, "LET'S GO DO THE SHOW.
AND I WAS LIKE, "SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU DID
THOUGH >> I'M GLAD I DID 'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO FOCUS ON HELPING OTHERS,
I THINK IT HELPS YOU THROUGH YOUR OWN STUFF >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE.
>> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE VOICE."
>> I GOT WAY OFF OF TRACK SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE IT.
PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE WHOLE PRE-INTERVIEW IS
SCREWED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- YEAH, WE DON'T NEED ANY OF
THIS WE DIDN'T STICK TO ANY OF THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE DON'T KNOW ANY OF IT >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'RE HAVING FUN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WORKING WITH ARIANA GRANDE WHEN WE COME
BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WITH KELLY CLARKSON. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH KELLY CLARKSON COME ON, NOW
>> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN
COMMON WE BOTH -- >> JUST ONE THING.
>> Jimmy: ONLY ONE THING [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE THING
>> Jimmy: AND I'LL PICK ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE DO HAVE IN COMMON
WE BOTH DRIVE TRUCKS >> WHEN DID YOU GET A TRUCK? >> Jimmy: I GOT A TRUCK --
I GOT A FORD F-150 I'VE HAD IT, NOW, PROBABLY TEN YEARS NOW.
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH OH, YEAH
I HAVE A PICTURE THIS IS MY - MY FORD F-150.
THIS THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> YOU DRIVE A TRUCK >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH I LIKE IT.
IT'S LIKE BLUE AND LIKE KIND OF KHAKI PANTS. IT LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS AT BEST
BUY. >> WAIT, THIS IS YOURS SO WAIT --
>> Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE I WORKED AT BEST BUY. >> WAIT, DO YOU NAME -- DID YOU
NAME YOUR TRUCK? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO NAME IT -
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: -- BUT I ENDED UP NOT DOING IT
YEAH, I DIDN'T NAME IT >> THAT'S RUDE >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE -
>> I HAVE A TRUCK. I HAVE A TRUCK YOURS IS REALLY CUTE
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A REAL TRUCK THIS IS AN F-250
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: F-250? >> YES
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE THAT. >> BUT YOUR -- BUT YOUR LITTLE F-150 LOOKS
ADORABLE DID IT COME WITH A REMOTE CONTROL?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS -
THAT'S JUST -- >> NO. I --IT IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE
HERE'S THE THING I HAD IT AT MY RANCH IN MONTANA.
AND IT MADE SENSE THERE. YOU KNOW, WHEN USE IT FOR THINGS
BUT THEN I TOOK IT FOR A WHILE T L.A AND -- BUT I WILL SAY WHAT
REMINDS ME OF YOUR TRUCK IS WHENEVER I PULLED UP AT "THE VOICE," BLAKE HAS A CUTE LITTLE
TRUCK LIKE YOU TOO [ LAUGHTER ] I PULLED UP NEXT TO HIS AND
IT'S JUST LIKE GIANT AND HIS LIKE SMALLER >> Jimmy: IT WAS TINY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'M LIKE 5'3 1/2" AND I'M LIKE, "I'M GETTING OUT."
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CAR HORN ] >> ANYWAY, I FELT POWERFUL
HER NAME IS BETTY WHITE, SO YEAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: BETTY WHITE. THAT'S A GREAT ONE, BY THE WAY >> THERE YOU GO.
HER NAME IS BETTY. >> WHY DID YOU ORIGINALLY GET A TRUCK?
>> Jimmy: I WANTED -- I WANTED TO BRING PUMPKINS TO MY HOUSE FROM -
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN IT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS PUMPKIN SEASON, SO THERE WAS LIKE PUMPKINS. I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT PUMPKINS
IN THE CAR, IN A THING SO I GOT A TRUCK >> YOU'VE GOT SOME FIRST WORLD
PROBLEMS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ONLY USE IT, LIKE,
ONCE A YEAR. >> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET A HUMMER BECAUSE I NEED --
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: I HAD TO TRANSPORT
THE PUMPKINS >> THAT'S ME TOO I GOT IT FOR LOWE'S.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S UNDERSTOOD SEE, WE HAVE MORE THINGS IN
COMMON >> THEY'RE MORE COMFORTABLE. I WANT TO TAKE A ROAD TRIP JUST
SO I CAN BE IN IT. >> Jimmy: ME TOO >> AND FEEL GOOD, YEAH
>> Jimmy: I LOVE A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM >> YES
>> Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING IS GREAT. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
"THE VOICE." >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE COMING
BACK WITH A BRAND-NEW JUDGE. >> ARIANA. >> Jimmy: ARIANA GRANDE.
>> YEAH! IT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GUYS ARE YOU GELLING?
ARE YOU BONDING? >> WE'RE - ARE YOU GELLING?
I'M GELLING. THE COMMERCIAL ANYWAY
NO, I LOVE HER WE HAD ACTUALLY RAN INTO EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE,
BUT NOT REALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BEEN ABLE TO, LIKE, TALK AND SHE'S SO FUNNY
>> Jimmy: SHE IS FUNNY >> LIKE, VERY WITTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LIKE, IN THE BEGINNING, EVEN LIKE BEHIND THE SCENES, LIKE, SHE WASN'T, LIKE, USING A LOT
OF HER MATERIAL SHE COULD HAVE USED OUT THERE AND AS SLOWLY TOWARDS THE
KNOCKOUTS -- LIKE, WE'VE ALREADY TAPED EVERYTHING UP TO THE LIVES
AND SHE'S HYSTERICAL LIKE, VERY WITTY AND VERY -- WE'VE NEVER HAD
A COACH LIKE HER I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE FOR EIGHT SEASONS BUT, LIKE, IN ALL MY
SEASONS I'VE NEVER HEARD A A COACH TALK ABOUT VOCAL HEALTH AS MUCH.
AND I'M LIKE, "I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE ARE CALLED "THE VOICE. >> WE'RE ALL LIKE VOCALISTS.
LIKE, NO ONE'S EVER MENTIONED IT, AND SHE'S REALLY INTO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, IT'S COOL EVERYBODY VIBES SO WELL. IT'S GOOD.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS IT TO FILM WITH A LIVE AUDIENCE >> GREAT
SO THAT'S -- OH, MY GOD. THIS IS FUNNY. SO, WE ALL HAVE TO -- NOW THAT
WE'RE BACK WITH A LIVE AUDIENCE, WE HAVEN'T BEEN, I FEEL LIKE, IN A COUPLE SEASONS,
TWO OR THREE AND WHEN WE WALK OUT, THEY HAVE THE COACHES WALK OUT
SEPARATELY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, THEY HAVE ALL US WALK
OUT SEPARATELY AND LIKE -- [ INDISCERNIBLE AND THEN WE GET ALL THIS OR
WHATEVER TO DO LIKE THAT, IT'S DUMB [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAY, BUT THEY -- THIS IS A POOR EXAMPLE BUT ANYWAY, SO WE'RE WALKING
OUT AND I GO OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YAY." THEN JOHN GOES LIKE, "YAY," AND
THEN ARIANA GOES OUT AND IT'S LITERALLY LIKE BTS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
LIKE THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN BLAKE HAS TO FOLLOW
IT [ LAUGHTER ] HE COMES OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE
CLAPPING LIKE THEY WERE. BUT IT WAS LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IT WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE - *
>> I KNOW BLAKE WAS LIKE, "COULD I GO BEFORE ARIANA? LIKE, THIS IS EMBARRASSING."
>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW THAT. >> YEAH.
THEY LITERALLY LOST THEIR MINDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SHE'S -- YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCITING. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN TO WATCH.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN, FOR COMING BACK TO OUR
SHOW - >> AND I'M SO SORRY THAT I SCREWED UP ALL OF THE
INTERVIEW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND FOR BEING HERE IN
STUDIO YOU DON'T NEED TO. YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: KELLY CLARKSON, EVERYBODY.
>> THIS IS A GOOD SHOW >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW"
PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 13th AND THE NEW SEASON OF "THE VOICE" RETURNS SEPTEMBER 20th
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT
GUEST FROM HIS EMMY WINNING, ROLE ON "WATCHMEN. NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM STARING IN
THE MOVIE "CANDYMAN. OH, IT'S SCARY WHICH IS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S MY MAN. YO
WELCOME! >> KEEP IT GOING >> Jimmy: YOU WANT MORE?
YOU WANT MORE? YOU WANT MORE? YEAH, COME ON.
* I CAN'T SEE YOU FROM THE WAIST DOWN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, MAN YOU CAN'T CHEAT ME OUT THE MUSIC.
YOU CAN'T CHEAT ME OUT THE MUSIC, MAN YOU KNOW, I NEED THAT.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR SHOW
MAN, YOU'RE BLOWING UP BUD IT'S ALL HAPPENING YOU WERE ON THE COVER OF THE
"HOLLYWOOD REPORTER" SAYING THAT YOU'RE THE NEW A LIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, THAT'S COOL THAT'S COOL. >> Jimmy: IS THERE EVER A PART
OF IT WHERE IT'S LIKE A PINCH ME MOMENT WHERE YOU GO, "YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY
LIFE >> YEAH, MAN YOU KNOW, EVERY ONCE IN
A WHILE, YOU KNOW, YOU END UP IN THESE CERTAIN SCENARIOS YOU KNOW, I TRY TO BASICALLY
LIVE AS NORMAL LIFE AS POSSIBLE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT AND I DO FOR THE MOST PART
BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU END UP IN SITUATIONS ONCE I WAS AT A PARTY -- AT AN
OSCARS PARTY, RIGHT? GO FIGURE. AND, YOU KNOW, JAY-Z THROWS
THIS PARTY, THE GOLD PARTY, AND HE THROWS IT EVERY YEAR FOR THE OSCARS
AND I GOT AN INVITATION. I'M IN THERE, YOU KNOW, I'M IN MY TUX
AND I'M DRESSED UP, FEELING GOOD AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS
COMES ON, IT'S LIKE A JUVENILE SONG I HOP ON THE STAGE, AND I'M
DANCING, AND I'M SWEATING. AND I'M JUST, LIKE, I FORGET WHERE I AM
I JUST LOSE ALL MY SCRUBLES. AND I LOOK OVER, AND JAY-Z IS LOOKING ME DEAD IN MY EYES
YOU KNOW, NO JUDGMENT OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. BUT HE'S LOOKING AT ME, AND I
SAW MYSELF THROUGH HIS EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] "I SHOULD PROBABLY GET OFF THE
STAGE RIGHT NOW. PLAY IT COOL, PLAY IT COOL." >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, RIGHT
>> BUT IT'S COOL TO GET CARRIED AWAY YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST
OF SIX SIBLINGS, IS THAT CORRECT? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOUNGEST
OF SIX >> Jimmy: DO THEY KEEP ME GROUNDED
>> NOT THE GIRLS, BUT MY BROTHER DOES MY BROTHER DOES FOR SURE
LIKE, THE GIRLS -- THEY JUST, YOU KNOW, THEY GIVE ME WINGS, AND THEY SUPPORT ME.
MY BROTHER SUPPORTS ME, BUT HE KIND OF DOES THIS THING WHERE HE -- IT'S LIKE HE GIVES ME THE
TOUGH LOVE, LIKE A HEAVY, HEAVY, HEAVY DOSE OF THE TOUGH LOVE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
LIKE, I POST A PICTURE THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. I'M TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT TO
GET MY MUSCLES FOR "AQUAMAN," AND HE'LL BE THE ONE IN THE COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT SKIPPING
LEG DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I TRY TO GET BACK IN SHAPE.
LIKE, I'M POSTING A VIDEO OF ME DUNKING A BASKETBALL AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I SAW YOU
POSTING A VIDEO GETTING 2 INCHES OFF THE GROUND. AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, OKAY, MAN
I WAS ACTUALLY PROUD ABOUT THAT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD MAN. >> BUT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU NEED THAT.
YOU NEED THAT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "CANDYMAN.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL
THIS IS NOT A REMAKE THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF THE STORY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, IT'S NOT A REMAKE. IT'S A CONTINUATION.
OUR "CANDYMAN" PICKS UP ABOUT 30 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL STORY.
IT'S SET IN PRESENT DAY CHICAGO, AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S A REFRESHING TAKE ON
CANDYMAN YOU KNOW, BY GOING BACK TO CHICAGO 30 YEARS AFTER, IT
GIVES US A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE SOCIAL ISSUES THAT AFFECT CHICAGO -
WHILE ALSO, AT THE SAME TIME, GIVING THE FANS -- YOU KNOW, THE LOYAL FANS SOME OF THE
THINGS THAT THEY KNOW AND LOVE ABOUT "CANDYMAN. YOU KNOW, THE FRIGHTENING
MOMENTS. THE HORROR ELEMENTS THAT PEOPLE HAVE COME TO KNOW FOR A LONG
TIME BUT WE GET TO PUT OUR OWN FRESH TWIST ON IT ALSO
>> Jimmy: DID YOU -- I KNOW IT'S A MOVIE - >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND I KNOW IT'S A FAKE STORY BUT DID YOU ACTUALLY EVER SAY,
"CANDYMAN" FIVE TIMES IN THE MIRROR >> YOU SAID FIVE TIMES
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO. NO
I DON'T HAVE A GOOD REASON TO DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
FOUR I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE MY BEST
FOUR >> Jimmy: EXACTLY! I CAN GIVE YOU FOUR.
EXACTLY, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> EXACTLY, RIGHT. I'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON
RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT THAT WAY
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T -- THERE'S NO MIRRORS HERE, AND I'VE SAID IT PROBABLY A COUPLE TIMES
BUT ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE'RE GOOD WE'RE COOL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO, LIKE, TO GHOSTS -- IF I THINK THERE'S
GHOSTS I SAY, "HEY, WE'RE COOL, RIGHT?
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT GHOSTS COME IN THROUGH WALLS >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT --
>> Jimmy: WHATEVER GHOSTS WANT TO DO. >> JIMMY, YOU BELIEVE IN
GHOSTS >> Jimmy: SURE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT HELPS TO BELIEVE IN THEM BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN
THEM, THEY MIGHT TAKE THAT PERSONAL SO, ANY GHOSTS IN THE HOUSE
RIGHT NOW, I BELIEVE IN YOU. I SUPPORT DREAMS [ LAUGHTER ]
I SUPPORT YOUR GHOST AMBITIONS [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IN "CANDYMAN.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HIS NAME FIVE TIMES WHILE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, HE
APPEARS IN THE REFLECTION AND KILLS YOU. SO, I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD --
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK? >> SUMMON HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HELL NO NO >> CANDYMAN.
>> ANTHONY >> CANDYMAN. >> ANTHONY, NO
>> CANDYMAN. >> STOP. STOP IT.
>> CANDYMAN. >> STOP IT >> OKAY.
>> YOU BETTER NOT. >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. CANDYMAN
>> SEE - >> NO, NO, STOP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II "CANDYMAN" IS IN THEATERS THIS
FRIDAY BAKAR PERFORMS FOR US NEXT STICK AROUND
COME BACK, BUDDY, PLEASE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "THE MISSION," HERE IS BAKAR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * DON'T SEE TOLD ME
KEEP SHININ' IN THE STREETS AND WE'RE STILL WILIN' *
* ONLY PEACE ONLY VIOLENC NO VIOLENCE IN THE SUN WHERE I'M HIGHES
MELANIN BIAS JESUS CHRIST * * I'M ISLAND MADE DARKEST SHADE WHIL
SHE CLEANS MY BRAIDS SKIN DON'T FADE AND I'M * * STILL NOT PHASED BY
YOUR MAGAZINE PRAISE WE JUST WANNA BE GREAT IN THESE AFRICAN GENES *
* ALL I WANT'S MY KID TO HAVE SOME NEPOTIS ALL I WANT'S MY WEALTH
TO HAVE SOME REPETITION * * CALL MY UNBORN SON AN TELL HIM THAT'
THE MISSIO TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE VISION, YEA
TELL HIM THAT' THE MISSION, YEA TELL HIM THAT'S *
* THE VISION, YEA TELL HIM THAT' THE MISSION, YEA
TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISION, YEA TELL HIM THAT'
THE MISSION, YEAH YEAH NINE AM * * TROYE SIVAN PLAYING
JUST A LITTLE MA IN YOUR MERCEDES-BEN SO AMAZING HOW YOU'RE *
* RAISED THIS BAD KID TO A MAN IN WHOLE DIFFERENT LAND
GIRL YOU MADE IT * * I DON'T WANNA KEE YOU WAITING, N
I JUST THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE * * AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM
WE CAN MAKE THIS GO AGAI AGAIN AND AGAI WE CAN MAKE THIS GO AGAIN *
* AGAIN AND AGAIN WE CAN MAKE THIS G ALL I WANT'S MY KIDS
TO HAVE SOME NEPOTISM * * ALL I WANT'S MY WEALT TO HAVE SOME REPETITIO
CALL MY UNBORN SON AND TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION
TELL HIM THAT' THE VISION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT'S *
* THE MISSION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT' THE VISION, YEAH
TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT'
THE MISION, YEAH TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH YEAH *
* * SON OF AN IMMIGRANT TELL HIM THAT'
THE MISSION, YEA TELL HIM THAT'S * * THE MISSION, YEAH
TELL ME THAT'S THE MISSION, YEA TELL ME THAT'S *
* THE MISSION, YEAH TELL ME THAT'S THE MISSION, YEAH *
* TELL ME THAT' THE MISSION * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT -- ANDY SAMBERG AND
MADELYN CLINE WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM ANDREA BOCELLI
MY THANKS TO KELLY CLARKSON, YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, BAKAR AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *