>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL KEATON
HEIDI KLUM MUSICAL GUEST VINCE STAPLES FEATURING FOUCHEE.
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1503 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY
WELCOME! LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD SIT DOWN, RELAX, ENJOY
THANK YOU. AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE WATCHING. WELL LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS.
GUYS, I SAW THAT UNITED AIRLINES HAS INSTRUCTED ITS FLIGHT CREW NOT TO USE DUCT
TAPE WHEN DEALING WITH UNRULY PASSENGERS [ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T USE IT YEAH FLIGHT ATTENDANTS HEARD AND
WERE LIKE, "OKAY, TASERS IT IS, OKAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT UNITED ISN'T ALLOWED TO USE DUCT TAPE, WHILE PASSENGERS ON
FRONTIER AIRLINES WILL NOW BE WHEELED ONBOARD LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, ACCORDING TO THE MEMO, UNITED IS AGAINST USING DUCT
TAPE UNLESS IT'S HOLDING UP ONE OF THEIR ENGINES THAT'S WHERE THEY DRAW THE LINE
AND NO MORE THAN THAT, YEAH. SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT CARNIVAL CRUISE IS
EXPERIENCING A BACON SHORTAGE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN PASSENGERS FOUND OUT, THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED INFLATING LIFEBOATS AND JUMPING
OVERBOARD. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S
ANARCHY, BUT WITHIN 15 MINUTES, A PASSENGER WITH EIGHT STRIPS OF BACON WAS SCREAMING, "I AM
THE CAPTAIN NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "OKAY.
SPEAKING OF FOOD, I SAW THAT LITTLE CAESARS JUST INTRODUCED THEIR NEW CRAZY CALZONY.
HERE IT IS LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS LIKE A DEEP DISH PIZZA HOOKED UP WITH A FIDGET SPINNER.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S IN THE SHAPE OF A A CROSS.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE SAYING, "IF YOU EAT THIS, MAY GOD BE WITH YOU," I MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, HOME DEPOT JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY SOLD OUT OF
THEIR EARLY RELEASE OF HALLOWEEN DECOR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
PEOPLE GOT SO DESPERATE, THEY JUST STARTED GRABBING ANYTHING THAT WAS ORANGE.
PUMPKINS, LIGHTS, HOME DEPOT EMPLOYEES. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, PUT ME DOWN." I READ THAT MORE AND MORE
HOTELS ARE STARTING TO CHARGE SMALL FEES FOR THINGS LIKE EARLY CHECK-IN AND USING THE
POOL SO THAT THEY CAN LOWER THE OVERALL RATE ON YOUR ROOM. YEAH
THEY'RE NOW CHARGING YOU FOR LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD BUT NEVER PAID EXTRA
FOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR INSTANCE, THEY CHARGE $10
FOR A KEY CARD THAT WORKS THE FIRST TIME AND THEN NEVER AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] BEEP DOES RED MEAN WE'RE GOOD
YEP. THEN THEY CHARGE $9 TO USE A A BEDSIDE OUTLET THAT YOUR
PHONE'S CHARGING CORD JUST DOESN'T REACH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] PUT IT ON THE FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW DIRTY COULD A HOTEL FLOOR BE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THEY CHARGE $3 TO STAND NAKED IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE
HOT/COLD KNOBS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AHH!
>> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS FUN I SAW THAT A MONOPOLY-THEMED RESTAURANT CALLED THE TOP HAT
JUST OPENED IN LONDON. IT'S INSULTING WHEN YOU WALK IN AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE JUST
GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SEAT YOU OVER ON THE BALTIC AVENUE TABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M AT LEAST ST. CHARLES PLACE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY RESTAURANT WHERE THE MEAL TAKES EIGHT HOURS AND ENDS WITH SOMEONE
FLIPPING THE TABLE [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD.
LAST NIGHT AT DISNEY'S HALL OF PRESIDENTS, THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN ROBOT WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE.
WATCH THIS
SHALL HAVE A NEW BIRTH OF
FREEDOM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: UH-OH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN STAFFERS COULDN'T FIX IT, THEY JUST CHANGED THE NAME TO HALL OF
PRESIDENTIAL COLONOSCOPY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY MADE IT WORK.
HEY, I SAW THAT A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT CUDDLING WITH A DOG IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, SOME PEOPLE CALLED IT INTERESTING, WHILE SNOOP DOGG
CALLED IT THE BEST PICKUP LINE EVER [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A TISSUE USED BY SOCCER STAR LIONEL MESSI DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE HE
ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS LEAVING BARCELONA IS BEING SOLD FOR $1 MILLION
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN TROUBLED TIMES WHEN SOMEONE
PAYS A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A A USED TISSUE DURING A A PANDEMIC
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY TONIGHT.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW, WHAT A SHOW, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR
YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE PROTEGE," THE ONE AND ONLY
MICHAEL KEATON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: LOVE MICHAEL KEATON. >> Steve: HE'S THE BEST. GOD BLESS HIM.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU THERE WHEN HE HOSTED "SNL"? >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST >> Steve: HE WAS SO GOOD
>> Jimmy: GOSH, HE'S JUST BRILLIANT, MAN HE'S A GREAT ACTOR, BUT SO
FUNNY TOO. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE HIM.
PLUS SHE'S A JUDGE ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" AIRING TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS ON NBC
HEIDI KLUM IS WITH US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE HEIDI KLUM.
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALMOST TOO MUCH LOVE COMING OUT FOR ME
TONIGHT. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERYONE.
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE THE ROOTS, I LOVE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- MICHAEL KEATON. I LOVE HEIDI KLUM.
BUT I LOVE OUR MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT. I ABSOLUTELY -- THIS IS MY -
THIS IS MY -- ALL MY MONEY IS ON VINCE STAPLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS THE GUY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S MY FAVORITE NEW RAPPER.
IT'S AWESOME HIS ALBUM IS FANTASTIC EVERY SINGLE TRACK IS AWESOME.
BUT HE'S GOING TO PERFORM LIVE TONIGHT FOR YOU GUYS >> Steve: WHOA
>> Jimmy: FEATURING FOUSHEE. FOUSHEE IS HERE AS WELL. VINCE STAPLES RIGHT THERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY GUY.
>> Steve: THAT'S THE DUDE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE RIGHT THERE, VINCE STAPLES
YEP. I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU BETTER KNOW NOW.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THEN A LITTLE LATER IN THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT AN ALL
NEW "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> Steve: CANNOT WAIT! >> Jimmy: YEAH HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU HEARD -
YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THERE'S A A NEW TRUMP BOOK THAT'S COMING OUT.
APPARENTLY BOB WOODWARD JUST ANNOUNCED THE NAME OF HIS NEW TELL ALL BOOK.
IT'S THE THIRD IN A TRILOGY. IT'S CALLED "PERIL." BUT IT TURNS OUT WOODWARD
CONSIDERED A FEW OTHER TITLES FIRST. >> Tariq: AH, HERE WE GO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S UP >> Tariq: LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE FUN OF TRUMP BY SAYING A BUNCH OF FAKE BOOK TITLES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH THAT WAS THE PLAN.
>> Tariq: AND EACH TITLE WILL POP UP AS A GRAPHIC SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT. THAT'S USUALLY WHAT I DO FOR A
A LIVING I TAKE THE NEWS AND TURN IT INTO JOKES
>> Tariq: EVEN I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS WILL GO DOWN. SO, THE SCREEN, IT WILL HAVE A
A PICTURE OF TRUMP, AND IT WILL SAY, "BOOKS ABOUT TRUMP. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN, UNDER THAT, YOU'LL LIST FAKE TITLES LIKE "EAT, PRAY, YELL ON FOX NEWS."
[ LAUGHTER ] OR "LITTLE HANDS ON THE PRAIRIE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: AND THEN -- AND THEN
YOU'LL DO, I DON'T KNOW, "THE PERKS OF BEING A WALL LOVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
OR "1984," WHICH IS ACTUALLY HIS BLOOD PRESSURE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN YOU'LL DO ONE ABOUT HIS TIME IN OFFICE CALLED, "A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN YOU'LL DO, I DON'T KNOW, "SHAM-LET," AND FINALLY, "MOPEY
DICK" OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NAILED IT.
>> WE'LL, THAT'S A FUN BIT YOU -- YOU SHOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT
OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT. THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES.
FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE
PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT
IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* LOVE TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS * *
>> Jimmy: HEY, ROOTS YOU READY TO DO THIS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE
ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERING ]
I THINK RIGHT THERE IN THE RED, RIGHT THERE, YEAH. HERE YOU GO.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS ANASTASIA.
I'M FROM UKRAINE >> Jimmy: AH, WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND YOU KNOW OUR SHOW IN UKRAINE? >> OF COURSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THIS. WELCOME, ANASTASIA
UKRAINE -- ALL RIGHT, NOW. ANASTASIA, THE ARETHA FRANKLIN MOVIE "RESPECT," CAME OUT THIS
PAST WEEKEND IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED,
AND IT CAN'T BE CALLED "ANASTASIA", 'CAUSE THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED
>> TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AH, ARE YOU THE MOST
CHARMING PERSON WE'VE EVER MET YOU REALLY ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. OH, I LOVE THAT. AND WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY
YOU? >> THAT'S TOUGH. UM, COULD I PLAY MYSELF?
>> Jimmy: YES. YOU CAN STAR IN YOUR OWN BIOPIC
THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME I THINK IT'S GENIUS. [ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ROOTS, WE HAVE ANASTASIA, OKAY
AND IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT HER LIFE, IT WOULD BE CALLED "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE," AND
ANASTASIA WOULD WANT ANASTASIA TO PLAY HERSELF IN THE BIGGEST STRETCH OF A ROLE.
IT'S AMAZING, BUT I THINK YOU COULD PULL IT OFF. FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, "WHITE
LOTUS" SEASON FINALE WAS JUST ON SUNDAY. NO SPOILERS.
CAN WE DO SOMETHING IN THAT VIBE WITH THAT KIND OF THEME SONG
IT WAS KIND OF -- HAWAIIAN - IT WAS LIKE SPOOKY *
* ANASTASIA FROM THE UKRAINE * *
* TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IN THE MOVIE YOU WILL PLAY YOU *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU GOT TO STUMP US. GIVE US A GENRE OF A SONG WHERE
THERE ARE NO LYRICS. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND AFTER THAT I STILL DON'T
KNOW IF THERE ARE LYRICS [ LAUGHTER ] HOT DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE WE GO WHO WANTS THE ROOTS -- HOW
ABOUT ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MARCOS JARA >> Jimmy: WOW, FULL NAME
MARCOS - [ LAUGHTER ] MARCOS JARA?
>> YES, J-A-R-A. >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, OKAY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
NO [ LAUGHTER ] MARCOS, SCHOOL IS STARTING UP
AGAIN. IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SUBJECT IN
SCHOOL >> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY CHEMISTRY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, CHEMISTRY'S TOUGH. JUST BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T INTO
IT OR IT WAS JUST HARD >> IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S HARD,
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MARCOS, WHAT WAS THE MOST
TROUBLE YOU EVER GOT IN AT SCHOOL >> I GUESS A SCHOOL FIGHT,
BACKYARD >> Jimmy: BACKYARD FIGHT THEY HAPPEN.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT? >> I WAS GETTING BULLIED, SO
IT'S - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I HAD TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STAND UP TO THE BULLY. GUYS, WE HAVE MARCOS JARA.
BASICALLY, HIS WORST SUBJECT WAS CHEMISTRY WHEN HE WAS IN SCHOOL AND HE GOT IN TROUBLE
BECAUSE HE GOT INTO A FIGHT. HE FINALLY STOOD UP TO THE BULLY AT SCHOOL AND STOOD UP
FOR HIMSELF, GOOD MAN. AND FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, BILLIE EILISH'S NEW ALBUM IS
OUT. WE LOVE THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"HAPPIER THAN EVER" IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS THERE ANY WAY -- AGAIN, I'M
TRYING TO STUMP YOU GUYS CAN YOU GUYS DO A BILLIE EILISH TYPE OF VIBE
IT'S -- IT'S - * YEAH, IT'S LIKE KIND OF --
* * MARCOS JARA SCHOOL'S STARTING UP AGAIN
I GUESS * * WE ALWAYS STRUGGLED IN CHEMISTRY *
* THAT WAS NEVE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT * * THAT ONE TIME
YOU GOT IN TROUBLE * * YOU GOT BULLIED YOU GOT DISSED *
* UNTIL YOU CAM BACK WITH MUSCLES * * AND THEN ALL THOSE GUYS
GOT THEIR ASS KICKED * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT PASSIONATE IT GOT PASSIONATE THERE.
THANK YOU, MARCOS. LAST ONE HERE, HOW ABOUT OVER THERE, YEAH.
IN THE WHITE JACKET RIGHT THERE IN THE FRONT YEAH, SURE
HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> ALYSSA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALYSSA ALYSSA, "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
PREMIERED THIS WEEK, OKAY. ALYSSA, WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT FIRST DATE
>> NOT IN PARADISE IT'S TOO SWEATY THERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, I CAN SEE
THAT NOT IN PARADISE. >> SO, SOMEWHERE AROUND
65 DEGREES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'S VERY SPECIFIC 65 DEGREES OKAY
>> DEFINITELY MAYBE A SAILBOAT RIDE OR SOMETHING ON THE WATER >> Jimmy: OH, NOW WE'RE
TALKING. >> THAT WOULD BE FUN >> Jimmy: SAILBOAT RIDE.
I LOVE THIS. HAS THIS DATE HAPPENED HAVE YOU DONE THIS
>> NO, BUT - >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH HEY -- IF YOU COULD GO SAILING
AT 65 DEGREES? THAT'S FANTASTIC WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
ALYSSA, WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON? >> A WALK IN A PARK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S TOUGH >> IT WAS COVID TIMES.
ALL YOU COULD DO WAS WALK IN A A PARK >> Jimmy: YEAH
SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY COULDN'T EVEN WALK IN A PARK. BUT --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU JUST -- WALK IN A -- BECAUSE IT JUST
NEVER ENDS >> WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT AFTER?
THERE'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, SO - >> Jimmy: I GUESS, YEAH, A WALK
IN THE PARK. ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL ALYSSA HERE
HER IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE - AND SHE REALLY WENT PERFECT, DOWN TO THE TEMPERATURE.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A BEAUTIFUL SAILBOAT DATE
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL -- AT EXACTLY 65 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT. WORST DATE SHE'S EVER BEEN ON,
SHE WENT FOR AN ENDLESS WALK IN THE PARK JUST A WALK AND TALK AND THEN
RAN OUT OF TALK AND JUST BECAME A WALK SO, FOR THIS LAST ONE, OUR PAL
LIZZO HAS A NEW -- HER NEW VIDEO FOR HER SONG "RUMORS" JUST CAME OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE DO SOMETHING -- SOMETHING WITH THAT ENERGY,
A LITTLE LIZZO VIBE? * * OKAY ALYSSA
NOT TOO SWEATY * * OH MY GOODNES OH MY GOODNESS *
* IT'S 65 DEGREES OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS *
* A SAILBOAT ON COLD WATE OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS *
* WE'RE WALKING IN THE PARK AND THERE'S NOT NOTHIN TO LOOK AT *
* BUT OOH OOH EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IS TRU
EVERYTHING IS TRUE * * LOOK EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IS TRU
EVERYTHING IS TRUE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SEE, THAT IS HOW YOU
DO IT! THAT'S REAL COOL OVER THERE. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
THAT WAS GREAT THANK YOU TO OUR GREAT AUDIENCE
AND THANK YOU TO THE VERY TALENTED ROOTS RIGHT THERE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MICHAEL KEATON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. COME ON BACK
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS
IN A NEW MOVIE CALLED "THE PROTEGE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY
PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL KEATON.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN
ENTRANCE MICHAEL KEATON, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME
>> CAN I HAVE JUST A WEE BIT OF "OH, MY GOODNESS" AGAIN? >> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE "OH,
MY GOODNESS. >> LIZZO, "OH, MY GOODNESS." *
* LIZZO MICHAEL KEATO OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS *
* I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS * * AND YOU MIGHT MAKE A MOVI OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS * * COME HOPE I'M GONNA PROVE IT
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOODNESS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> OR, OH MY GOODNET
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNET OH, MY GOODNET [ LAUGHTER ]
IT COULD BE THAT >> MY KID WROTE FOR LIZZO, SEAN
>> Jimmy: DID HE >> YEAH. HE'S GOT A LIZZO TUNE.
>> Jimmy: HE'S CRUSHING. HE IS DOING FANTASTIC. ARE YOU HAPPY FOR HIM?
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TONIGHT'S ABOUT ME
OF COURSE YOU'RE HAPPY FOR HIM >> NO, MAN IT'S AWESOME
>> Jimmy: HE'S CRUSHING IT >> HEY, BY THE WAY, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ME ANY
GIFTS. THE GIFT IS YOU. YOU ARE THE GIFT
>> THANK YOU THIS IS THE MESSI TISSUE THAT I BOUGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO WEIRD.
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE MAGI BECAUSE I GOT YOU -- >> NO WAY.
>> Jimmy: --THE LIONEL MESSI BLOWN IN TISSUE AFTER HE SIGNED WITH HIS NEW TEAM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DID YOU PAY FOR YOURS? >> Jimmy: I PAID LIKE 50 BUCKS
FOR THIS ONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> I GOT [ BLEEP ]
I PAID LIKE $470 FOR THIS. THEY WERE GOING FOR A MILLION, IT WAS SOME BULL [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- >> YEAH, BUT MINE'S
AUTOGRAPHED. LOOK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS -- THANK YOU
THIS IS AUTOGRAPHED BY LIONEL MESSI THAT IS AMAZING THAT YOU -
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> NO, I THINK THAT'S REAL
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE SO MANY THINGS THAT I -- >> CAN I TELL YOU A COOL THING
I SAW TODAY? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU SURE?
'CAUSE WE CAN -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE COOL THINGS >> LET ME SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT OKAY, SURE, FINE
WE DON'T NEED THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I SAW THIS GUY, I WAS
WALKING DOWN WHEN I WALK AROUND, I CLOCK EVERYTHING
THERE WAS A GUY, A WORKER, WORKING ON THE BUILDING 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS UNDER
CONSTRUCTION WITH SCAFFOLDING. AND THIS GUY, I WALKED BY AND HE HAD THIS FLASHLIGHT IN,
LIKE, A COOL CASE. AND HE GOES LIKE THIS -- >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH, COOL. LIKE UNBELIEVABLE USE OF A A FLASHLIGHT
>> Jimmy: LIKE A - >> YEAH. AND IT WASN'T --
>> Jimmy: LIKE A NUNCHUCK TYPE OF - >> YES
HE JUST FLIPPED IT, WENT LIKE THIS - AND STARTED LOOKING UP UNDER
SOME DUCTS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IT WAS AWESOME
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> YEAH, BECAUSE A FLASHLIGHT WILL GIVE YOU POWER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOU WANTED A FLASHLIGHT --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. >> YEAH, AND YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FLASHLIGHT, YOU'RE IN
CONTROL OF A LOT OF [ BLEEP ] STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
'CAUSE YOU GO LIKE THIS -- YOU KIND OF GO -- YOU KIND OF WALK UP WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND
YOU GO, "WHAT'S UP?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS A THING.
>> SEE HOW YOU'RE ACTING >> Jimmy: NO I DID I ACTED LIKE I DID SOMETHING
WRONG. >> THAT'S RIGHT. EXACTLY.
YOU START FLASHING >> Jimmy: "EVERYTHING GOING OKAY?"
>> EXACTLY EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TONIGHT? "WE'RE GOING TO EAT DINNER YOU GO, "I DON'T KNOW.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YOU GO, "YOU HIGH YOU LOOK HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I'M NOT HIGH. >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THEN YOU START
DIGGING A HOLE >> BECAUSE NOW I'M IN THE SITUATION WHERE I DON'T HAVE
THE POWER. >> Jimmy: NO >> AND I GO, "I'M NOT HIGH."
AND THEN YOU GO, "HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW, CHILL. AND NOW YOU'RE LIKE --
YOU START LIKE THIS. YOU START LIKE, "I DIDN'T HAVE A [ BLEEP ] DRINK.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU GO, "HEY, MAN." >> Jimmy: THEN YOU'RE DIGGING
THE HOLE >> "HEY, MAN COME ON, NO." AND THEN YOU GO, "ALL RIGHT, I
HAD A COUPLE DRINKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
BUT THIS IS SO COOL. LOOKING LIKE THIS. ME, WHEN I GO -- FIRST OF ALL,
WHEN I GO OUT AND I HEAR MY DOGS BARKING, I GET MY FLASHLIGHT
THIS IS ME AT 3:00 IN THE FREAKING MORNING, I'M GOING LIKE THIS, I'M GOING, "HOW THE
[ BLEEP ] DOES THIS THING -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THE OPPOSITE OF POWERFUL THE OPPOSITE OF POWERFUL
>> YEAH, AND YOU'RE TURNING IT LIKE, DO I WANT WIDE OR DO I WANT LIKE A PIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN BY THE WAY, I LIVE IN A -- WAY OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF
NOWHERE MOST OF THE TIME AND MY DOGS ARE BARKING AND STUFF, AND I COME OUT LIKE
THIS AND THEIR LOOKING AT ME AND GOING, "WHAT THE -
IT'S OVER HERE MAN WE'RE LOOKING AT --" >> Jimmy: "WE DO THIS EVERY
NIGHT. >> YES "BY THE WAY, CAN I SAY
SOMETHING? WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "PROTEGE" AND I HAVE OTHER PROJECTS I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT TOO MICHAEL KEATON MORE WITH MICHAEL KEATON WHEN
WE COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YEAH WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
MICHAEL KEATON IS HERE THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANKS. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FLASHLIGHTS.
CAN I TELL YOU ANOTHER THING I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER GREAT TOOL
I'M DOING CONSTRUCTION ON MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SAWZALL IS?
>> Jimmy: WAIT, I KIND OF DO >> A SAWZALL IS A RECIPROCATING SAW THAT CAN CUT THROUGH
ANYTHING ANYTHING IT'S THE COOLEST TOOL IN THE
WORLD. IN FACT, I'LL GET YOU ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU WILL
>> YEAH, I'LL GET YOU A SAWZALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IF YOU GET ME A SAWZALL, I WILL FIND - >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU
A SAWZALL, AND WE'RE GOING TO SAW RIGHT THROUGH THIS DESK. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO SAW IT IN HALF. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
THIS DESK IS PRETTY TOUGH, MAN >> YEAH. YEAH
I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN YOU GET ONE, YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL WALK AROUND LIKE A DUDE
YOU'LL GO "GIVE ME A [ BLEEP ] SAWZALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY YOU SOUND WHEN YOU [ BLEEP ] >> YEAH, YOU LET IT HANG LOOSE,
LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> AND THEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY, YOU GO, "THAT'S RIGHT," RIGHT LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: I'M FEELING THIS ALREADY. >> YEAH, YOU GO, "IT'S A
A SAWZALL, BITCH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT.
I NEED - >> I'M GETTING YOU ONE >> Jimmy: I NEED THIS.
THANK YOU. >> YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB THAT'S NICE AND YOU WEAR
A LITTLE SUIT AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED A [ BLEEP ] SAWZALL, DUDE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN TELLING NBC FOR
YEARS. THIS NEW "FLASH" COMING OUT -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- YOU'RE BACK AS BATMAN >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE -- I JUST WANTED TO KNOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE BACK IN THE SUIT AND WEAR THE SUIT AGAIN?
>> LIKE RIDING A BIKE. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HEY, MAN, HERE'S THE THING I LEARNED.
YOU DON'T -- I WAS SO STUPID TO THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS FIRST
DOING IT I GOT IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE. WHICH YOU HAVE TO GET INTO
SHAPE, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO CARRY THE THING AROUND AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T
THINK ABOUT THIS THE FIRST TIME IT'S EASIER TO BE REALLY SKINNY
AND NOT WORK OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE ROOM
TO WORK AROUND THE FIRST TIME I WAS DOING IT, THE FIRST ONE, I'M GETTING
READY, WORKING ON THE BAG AND DOING ALL THIS STUFF AND JACK NICHOLSON WALKS BY.
HE WAS PLAYING THE JOKER, AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AND I GO, "OH, YOU KNOW, WORKING OUT. AND HE GOES, "WHAT FOR?"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WENT - I STOPPED, SWEATING, AND I
WENT, "I DON'T KNOW. AND HE JUST WALKED AWAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I THOUGHT, HE'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HE'S COMPLETELY RIGHT.
>> HE'S TOTALLY RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU GOT A SUIT. WHAT DO I NEED TO DO
THE SUIT MAKES ME LOOK GOOD. >> Jimmy: THE SUIT MAKES YOU LOOK JACKED.
>> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, DEFINITELY
>> YEAH. SHOULD WE -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JACKED FOR
"PROTEGE" BY THE WAY >> YEAH, MAN >> Jimmy: DO YOU -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD THAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S A BIG ACTION
FILM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO I LIKE YOUR
CHARACTER? >> YOU LIKE HIM AND YOU KIND OF -- HE'S A BAD GUY AND A GOOD
GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH SO HE'S BOTH
>> BUT HE'S BAD. HE'S A BAD ASS AND HE, YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE --
I LOOKED AT THE SCRIPT AND I SAID, "THIS IS PRETTY GOOD I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE.
I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO IT BUT IT'S PRETTY COOL." AND AS FAR AS THE STUNTS GO,
WHICH EVERYONE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT, TRUST ME, IF I CAN GET AROUND NOT DOING THEM, I
WOULD DO IT. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN THE CAMERA'S ON YOU AND YOU GO "I
CAN'T -- I CAN'T FAKE IT NOW, I'VE GOT TO DO IT. SO, IT'S FUN TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT, LIKE, CAN I REALLY BE A A GUY WHO PRETENDS LIKE I CAN GO OUT AND BEAT UP A LOT OF
PEOPLE WHEN, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW REALLY CAN'T [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO WERE YOU ON THE LEVEL OF EITHER FROM FLASHLIGHT TO SAWZALL -
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: -- WHERE DOES THIS
CHARACTER LAND >> OH, HE'S SAWZALL. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S SAWZALL ALL THE
WAY, RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S A SAWZALL
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE'S MICHAEL KEATON IN "THE PROTEGE. TAKE A LOOK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ PHONE RINGING >> THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF CHASING CORRUPT ACCOUNTANTS.
>> FOUND A HOTEL ROOM, IT'S ONLY [ BLEEP ] INCLUDING A PASSPORT
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> AN ASIAN-RUSSIAN. BOY, YOU DON'T REALLY SEE THAT
EVER GOOD WORK. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED, HUH
* [ GROANS ] [SWORD SWINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S SAWZALL, RIGHT THERE!
THAT IS, ABSOLUTELY. MICHAEL KEATON IN "THE PROTEGE," THEATERS THIS FRIDAY
HEIDI KLUM JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A SUPERMODEL AND EMMY-WINNING HOST AND ONE OF THE JUDGES ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" WHICH
AIRS TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC ALSO SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF OUR
SHOW HERE IS HEIDI KLUM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
* >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
AH, GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL. >> HI, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I WISH I WAS THERE IN THE STUDIO WITH YOU.
AND I MISS NEW YORK SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE CROWD IS MISSING YOU TOO
SO, WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> HI, GUYS. >> Jimmy: WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU
ON HEIDI, I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU SPARKED
A LITTLE CONTROVERSY RECENTLY. >> I DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE THAT ARE
POSTING THEM COOKING A LOT ON THE SOCIALS AND IT'S ALL GOOD. BUT THEN YOU DID SOMETHING THAT
WAS A FAUX PAS PEOPLE FREAKED OUT >> WELL --
>> Jimmy: YOU FRIED SPAGHETTI. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU MADE -
[ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE GASPING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. AND I LOVE ITALY SO MUCH, WHEN I WAS POSTING THIS I WAS
THINKING THEY WILL NEVER LET ME BACK INTO ITALY EVER AGAIN YOU KNOW
BUT SO THE FUNNY THING IS -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS FUNNY, BUT WE FRY SPAGHETTI IN GERMANY.
LIKE, THIS IS SOMETHING MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO DO AND I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S
A LEFTOVER THING >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>> YOU DON'T THROW OUT THE SPAGHETTI. YOU PUT IT IN THE FRYING PAN
WE PUT AN EGG OVER EVERYTHING, EVERY LEFTOVER, JUST THROW AN EGG IN IT AND IT'LL BE GREAT
AGAIN. THEN YOU MIX IT UP AGAIN SO WE FRY THEM UNTIL THEY ARE
NICE AND CRISPY. PUT THE EGG IN IT. AND THEN YOU PUT KETCHUP ON IT
LIKE, STRAIGHT UP HEINZ. [ AUDIENCE GROANS THEN, MY HUSBAND, TURNS OUT,
YOU KNOW, I JUST MET MY HUSBAND LIKE THREE YEARS AGO >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HE'S DOING THE SAME THING SO, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT
MAYBE MY MOM DOES. BUT HE DOES IT TOO." SO, I GUESS ALL THE GERMANS OR
MOST GERMANS MUST BE DOING THIS AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT
BECAUSE HONESTLY, WHEN I FIRST CAME TO AMERICA AND I WAS LISTENING TO PEANUT BUTTER AND
JELLY SANDWICHES, I WAS LIKE, "YOU KIDDING ME? AND NOW I AM OBSESSED WITH
THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO EXPAND YOUR -
>> SO, DON'T BE DISSING MY SPAGHETTI -- MY FRIED SPAGHETTI.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FRIED SPAGHETTI IN HONOR OF YOU HEIDI.
I WANT TO GET TO "AGT," BUT FIRST, I DO WANT TO SAY SEASON TWO, "MAKING THE CUT," WHICH I
LOVE -- I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT SEASON TWO, I WOULD SAY THIS
ONE BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SHOOT IT DURING A PANDEMIC. >> IT WAS EXTRA SPECIAL.
>> Jimmy: IN A WEIRD WAY I WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS A LITTLE BIT -- PEOPLE GOT A LITTLE MORE
CREATIVE >> IT JUST SHOWS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE CREATIVE PEOPLE YOU CAN
ACTUALLY BE CREATIVE, EVEN HERE IN LIKE A BLACK ROOM FOR EXAMPLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE HAD TO MAKE IT WORK BECAUSE WE WANTED TO
REALLY PUT ANOTHER AMAZING SECOND SEASON OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND PEOPLE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER. WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT.
SO THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> AND WE ALSO NEED MORE THAN
SWEATPANTS BECAUSE WE'RE OVER THOSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO DO THAT AS WELL DO YOU THINK THE FASHION
CHANGES YOUR JUDGING WHEN YOU'RE ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," LIKE BECAUSE YOU'RE A
A SUPERMODEL DO YOU GO LIKE, "OH, I LIKE THIS ACT BETTER THAN THAT ACT,"
OR, "I LIKE THAT BECAUSE THE VISUAL IS BETTER?" >> NO, IT ALWAYS DEPENDS ON WHO
COMES ONTO THE STAGE I MEAN, I'VE HAD SINGERS BEFORE
I HAD DIFFERENT KIND OF PEOPLE I HAD ACTUALLY A LOT OF SINGERS BEFORE
AND ALSO, THIS IS A VARIETY SHOW SO THIS TIME AROUND I WANTED TO
KIND OF NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH A SINGER AND IT HAPPENED I ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH A
A QUICK CHANGE ARTIST. HER NAME IS LEAH, AND SO SHE DOES MAGIC WHILE SHE CHANGES
REALLY QUICKLY HER OUTFITS I MEAN, IT'S MIND-BLOWING. WE'VE HAD QUICK CHANGE ARTISTS
ON "AGT" BEFORE BUT THEY WERE NEVER THAT GREAT LIKE, SHE CAME ON ONTO TO THE
STAGE AND SHE DID HER ACT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH! I MUST PRESS THE BUZZER QUICKLY
BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES. >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE'S HEIDI PRESSING THE GOLDEN BUZZER IN THIS SEASON OF "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> IT'S MAGIC. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE AND FLAWLESS
I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FASHION AND I FEEL LIKE WE'VE NEVER REALLY HAD ANYONE
THAT IS AS GOOD AS YOU >> NO. >> SO, I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD
GO STRAIGHT TO THE LIVE SHOWS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YES >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. THAT'S SUCH A GOOD FEELING, TOO, TO CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE
LIKE THAT. RIGHT THERE YOU JUST CHANGED HER LIFE
>> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S AMAZING, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I CAN REALLY PUT A A LIGHT ON SOMEONE BECAUSE WE SEE SO MANY PEOPLE
EVERY DAY AND WHEN YOU PUSH THAT GOLDEN BUZZER FOR SOMEONE, IT'S LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN,
POOF, THE FOCUS IS ON THEM AND THEY GET SO MUCH MORE -- YOU KNOW, THEY GET NOTICED WAY
MORE >> Jimmy: HEIDI, WE ALWAYS PLAY SOMETHING FUN ON THE SHOW AND
DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. AND I HEARD THAT TONIGHT YOU BROUGHT A GAME FOR ME TO PLAY
WITH YOU >> YES, IT'S A GERMAN WORD QUIZ
YOU'VE PLAYED IT A WHILE AGO WITH SOMEONE SO I WAS LIKE, "HMM, I WOULD
LOVE TO PLAY THAT GAME WITH YOU. SO I PREPARED A FEW WORDS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> YOU KNOW, THEY'RE QUITE LONG, GERMAN WORDS AND YOU
SHOULD GUESS WHAT THEIR MEANING IS, OKAY SO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO GIVE YOU
AN ANSWER, AN A OR B ANSWER AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS. ARE YOU READY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, I AM READY. >> OKAY.
SO, THE FIRST ONE IS - [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN
OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, A, DOES IT MEAN A FLAT
STOMACH ON WHICH STRONG ABDOMINAL MUSCLES VISIBLY STAND OUT, OR B, SOMEONE WHO
CONSTANTLY PICKS THEIR NOSE. AGAIN, THE WORD IS - [ SPEAKING GERMAN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW YOU SAY IT
I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S FLAT STOMACH. [ DING DING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> THAT'S CORRECT.
>> Jimmy: I'M ONE FOR ONE. >> IT'S TOO EASY IT'S TOO EASY.
OKAY THE WORDS ARE GETTING A LITTLE BIT LONGER, OKAY
READY FOR THE SECOND ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT IS -
[ SPEAKING GERMAN [ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN.
IT'S - [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
>> I LOVE THIS OKAY, A, IS IT A GROWLING SOUND IN THE STOMACH WHEN THE STOMACH
IS EMPTY AND VERY HUNGRY, OR B, FALLING NAKED? [ SPEAKING GERMAN
[ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN
WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO PLAY THIS
FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS. I LOVE THIS. >> JIMMY
>> Jimmy: I THINK -- I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH B I'M GOING TO SAY NAKED
[ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> YES YOU'RE GETTING TOO GOOD AT THIS
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I'M A LITTLE GERMAN. SO THIS IS ALL COMING TO ME.
MAYBE I KNEW ALL THESE WORDS IN A PAST LIFE. >> SUPER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS VERY COOL YEAH
>> GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, TWO FOR TWO. >> ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MORE
WORDS OR ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF TIME WITH ME >> Jimmy: LET'S GO
LET'S DO ONE MORE ROUND. I LOVE THIS. >> OKAY.
[ SPEAKING GERMAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE
CAN SAY THAT - [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> OKAY.
A, IS IT SOMEONE WHO HAS A FACE YOU REALLY WANT TO SLAP. [ LAUGHTER ]
B, THE NUMBNESS YOU GET IN YOUR BOTTOM WHEN YOU SIT TOO LONG YOU KNOW, WHEN IT KIND OF GETS
THAT OOH, GOT TO GET UP AND GET A LITTLE MOVE ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: WOW, THIS IS SO INTERESTING.
EITHER IT'S SOMEONE'S FACE YOU WANT TO SLAP LIKE -- >> BAM
[ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> OR WHEN YOUR BOTTOM IS GETTING A LITTLE SORE FROM SITTING TOO LONG
WHAT IS IT A OR B [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S A SLAP. [ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD. >> Jimmy: HEIDI KLUM,
EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" AIRS
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW >> I LOVE YOU, TOO
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM VINCE STAPLES FEATURING
FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAKE ME HOME" FROM HIS NEW SELF TITLED ALBUM, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM
FOUSHEE. GIVE IT UP FOR VINCE STAPLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YEAH, YEA YEAH, YEAH
THREE, FOUR, ONE, TWO * * I DON'T WANNA DIE BUT I WILL FOR THE CAUSE
SWALLOWING MY PRIDE LIKE * * THEM PILLS Y'AL BE YOU OFF
I HATE WHEN YOU HIGH BUT YOU HATE FEELING LOST * * I HATE EVERY TIME THA
YOU ASK, CAN WE TALK TELL ME WHAT I DID NOW * * DRYING OFF YOUR TEARS NOW
FIGHTING FOR SOME YEAR NOW SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE * * I DON'T WANT A REBOUN
I JUST WANNA SLEEP SOUND DON'T WANNA DREAM 'BOUT * * THE THINGS I DONE DID
YOU KNOW THESE TRIPS COME WITH BAGGAGE * * BEEN ALL CROSS THIS ATLAS
BUT KEEP COMING BACK T THIS PLACE CAUSE * * IT TRAPPED US
I PREACH WHAT I PRACTICE THESE STREETS AL I'VE KNOWN *
* AND IT'S NO PLACE LIKE HOM NO PLACE LIKE HOME
YEAH * * OOH TAKE
TAKE ME HOME LIKE * * I CLICKED MY SHOE I'M UP THE PRICE
IS SKY HIGH * * SKY HIG THEY SAY THEIR TWO CENTS
I'M FINE * * I GOT NO SENSE I FLY LIKE OOH AH, OOH AH
ONLY ABIDE BY MY RULES * * YEA I'M ON PCH GOING SOUTH
BLOWER ON THE SEAT * * WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN MUSIC LOUD
LET 'EM HEAR THE BEAT * * WHEN IT'S QUIET OUT I HEA THE SOUND OF THOSE
WHO REST IN PEACE * * TRYNA DROWN THE VIOLENC OUT BUT LET 'EM SA
THAT THEY WANT BEEF * * AND WE RIDING OUT FINDING OUT WHER
THEM ENEMIES* * IF THEY HANGING OUT LAY 'EM OUT AIRING
OUT THE STREET * * THEN IT'S OUT THE WAY OUTTA STAT
PLEASE DON'T TELL ON ME * * DON'T NEED NO MORE FELONIE
ALL THESE BROKEN MEMORIE I BE SOLO DOLO * * NEVER KNOW WH
WORKING WITH POLIC IF I HIT THE * * SET IT'S LOADED
I DON'T KNOW WHO ENVY ME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE * * IT OUT YOU REMEMBER M
IS YOU A FRIEND TO M YOU PLAN ON KILLING ME * * N
OO TAKE * * TAKE ME HOME LIKE
I CLICKED MY SHOES I'M UP, THE PRICE * * IS SKY HIGH
SKY HIGH PLEASE SAY THEIR TWO CENTS * * I'M FIN
I GOT NO SENSE I FLY LIK OOH AH, OOH AH * * ONLY ABIDE BY MY RULE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH AND I MAKE MISTAKE SOMETIMES I, I TRY *
* I CAN'T TELL YO WHO'S AN ALL I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO
WHO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VINCE STAPLES!
FOUSHEE! VINCE'S SELF TITLED ALBUM IS OUT NOW.
AWESOME, BUDDY MY THANKS TO MICHAEL KEATON, HEIDI KLUM, VINCE STAPLES,
FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU *