1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,013 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:19,019 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,722 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL KEATON 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:28,962 HEIDI KLUM MUSICAL GUEST VINCE STAPLES FEATURING FOUCHEE. 5 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:35,402 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1503 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,438 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:47,981 * 8 00:00:47,981 --> 00:01:02,529 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,899 LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY 10 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:10,704 WELCOME! LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD SIT DOWN, RELAX, ENJOY 11 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,706 THANK YOU. AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 12 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:16,176 EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:20,880 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE WATCHING. WELL LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS. 14 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,549 GUYS, I SAW THAT UNITED AIRLINES HAS INSTRUCTED ITS FLIGHT CREW NOT TO USE DUCT 15 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:29,723 TAPE WHEN DEALING WITH UNRULY PASSENGERS [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:34,127 DON'T USE IT YEAH FLIGHT ATTENDANTS HEARD AND 17 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,529 WERE LIKE, "OKAY, TASERS IT IS, OKAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:42,202 THAT'S RIGHT UNITED ISN'T ALLOWED TO USE DUCT TAPE, WHILE PASSENGERS ON 19 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,170 FRONTIER AIRLINES WILL NOW BE WHEELED ONBOARD LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER. 20 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:49,776 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, ACCORDING TO THE MEMO, UNITED IS AGAINST USING DUCT 21 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:55,548 TAPE UNLESS IT'S HOLDING UP ONE OF THEIR ENGINES THAT'S WHERE THEY DRAW THE LINE 22 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:59,419 AND NO MORE THAN THAT, YEAH. SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT CARNIVAL CRUISE IS 23 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:08,661 EXPERIENCING A BACON SHORTAGE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,597 WHEN PASSENGERS FOUND OUT, THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED INFLATING LIFEBOATS AND JUMPING 25 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,900 OVERBOARD. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S 26 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,735 ANARCHY, BUT WITHIN 15 MINUTES, A PASSENGER WITH EIGHT STRIPS OF BACON WAS SCREAMING, "I AM 27 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:22,642 THE CAPTAIN NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "OKAY. 28 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:26,579 SPEAKING OF FOOD, I SAW THAT LITTLE CAESARS JUST INTRODUCED THEIR NEW CRAZY CALZONY. 29 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:31,484 HERE IT IS LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:34,788 IT LOOKS LIKE A DEEP DISH PIZZA HOOKED UP WITH A FIDGET SPINNER. 31 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,825 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S IN THE SHAPE OF A A CROSS. 32 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,461 IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE SAYING, "IF YOU EAT THIS, MAY GOD BE WITH YOU," I MEAN 33 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:47,100 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, HOME DEPOT JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY SOLD OUT OF 34 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:52,172 THEIR EARLY RELEASE OF HALLOWEEN DECOR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. 35 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,008 PEOPLE GOT SO DESPERATE, THEY JUST STARTED GRABBING ANYTHING THAT WAS ORANGE. 36 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,278 PUMPKINS, LIGHTS, HOME DEPOT EMPLOYEES. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,047 THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, PUT ME DOWN." I READ THAT MORE AND MORE 38 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,782 HOTELS ARE STARTING TO CHARGE SMALL FEES FOR THINGS LIKE EARLY CHECK-IN AND USING THE 39 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:12,826 POOL SO THAT THEY CAN LOWER THE OVERALL RATE ON YOUR ROOM. YEAH 40 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:16,329 THEY'RE NOW CHARGING YOU FOR LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD BUT NEVER PAID EXTRA 41 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:20,900 FOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR INSTANCE, THEY CHARGE $10 42 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,303 FOR A KEY CARD THAT WORKS THE FIRST TIME AND THEN NEVER AGAIN. 43 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:27,674 [ LAUGHTER ] BEEP DOES RED MEAN WE'RE GOOD 44 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:31,644 YEP. THEN THEY CHARGE $9 TO USE A A BEDSIDE OUTLET THAT YOUR 45 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:34,481 PHONE'S CHARGING CORD JUST DOESN'T REACH. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:40,353 [ APPLAUSE ] PUT IT ON THE FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:45,291 HOW DIRTY COULD A HOTEL FLOOR BE [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,960 AND FINALLY, THEY CHARGE $3 TO STAND NAKED IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE 49 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:54,234 HOT/COLD KNOBS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AHH! 50 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,270 >> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS FUN I SAW THAT A MONOPOLY-THEMED RESTAURANT CALLED THE TOP HAT 51 00:03:57,270 --> 00:04:03,576 JUST OPENED IN LONDON. IT'S INSULTING WHEN YOU WALK IN AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE JUST 52 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,380 GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SEAT YOU OVER ON THE BALTIC AVENUE TABLE. 53 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:12,519 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M AT LEAST ST. CHARLES PLACE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,254 YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY RESTAURANT WHERE THE MEAL TAKES EIGHT HOURS AND ENDS WITH SOMEONE 55 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:21,261 FLIPPING THE TABLE [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 56 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,863 LAST NIGHT AT DISNEY'S HALL OF PRESIDENTS, THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN ROBOT WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE. 57 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,265 ROBOT WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE. WATCH THIS 58 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:28,468 SHALL HAVE A NEW BIRTH OF 59 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:37,344 FREEDOM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: UH-OH. 60 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,312 >> Jimmy: WHEN STAFFERS COULDN'T FIX IT, THEY JUST CHANGED THE NAME TO HALL OF 61 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:44,317 PRESIDENTIAL COLONOSCOPY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY MADE IT WORK. 62 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,954 HEY, I SAW THAT A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT CUDDLING WITH A DOG IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 63 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:52,592 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, SOME PEOPLE CALLED IT INTERESTING, WHILE SNOOP DOGG 64 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:57,764 CALLED IT THE BEST PICKUP LINE EVER [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,733 AND FINALLY, A TISSUE USED BY SOCCER STAR LIONEL MESSI DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE HE 66 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,167 ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS LEAVING BARCELONA IS BEING SOLD FOR $1 MILLION 67 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:11,344 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN TROUBLED TIMES WHEN SOMEONE 68 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,413 PAYS A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A A USED TISSUE DURING A A PANDEMIC 69 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:18,118 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY TONIGHT. 70 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:18,852 TONIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 71 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,456 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:36,136 * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW, WHAT A SHOW, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR 73 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:42,375 YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE PROTEGE," THE ONE AND ONLY 74 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,879 MICHAEL KEATON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. 75 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:50,784 >> Jimmy: LOVE MICHAEL KEATON. >> Steve: HE'S THE BEST. GOD BLESS HIM. 76 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,086 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU THERE WHEN HE HOSTED "SNL"? >> Steve: YEAH 77 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,854 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST >> Steve: HE WAS SO GOOD 78 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,257 >> Jimmy: GOSH, HE'S JUST BRILLIANT, MAN HE'S A GREAT ACTOR, BUT SO 79 00:05:57,257 --> 00:06:00,427 FUNNY TOO. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE HIM. 80 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,897 PLUS SHE'S A JUDGE ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" AIRING TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS ON NBC 81 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:07,400 HEIDI KLUM IS WITH US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE HEIDI KLUM. 82 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:14,541 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALMOST TOO MUCH LOVE COMING OUT FOR ME 83 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,577 TONIGHT. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERYONE. 84 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,312 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE THE ROOTS, I LOVE - 85 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:25,118 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- MICHAEL KEATON. I LOVE HEIDI KLUM. 86 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:30,924 BUT I LOVE OUR MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT. I ABSOLUTELY -- THIS IS MY - 87 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,760 THIS IS MY -- ALL MY MONEY IS ON VINCE STAPLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,897 THIS IS THE GUY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S MY FAVORITE NEW RAPPER. 89 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:43,470 IT'S AWESOME HIS ALBUM IS FANTASTIC EVERY SINGLE TRACK IS AWESOME. 90 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:48,408 BUT HE'S GOING TO PERFORM LIVE TONIGHT FOR YOU GUYS >> Steve: WHOA 91 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,778 >> Jimmy: FEATURING FOUSHEE. FOUSHEE IS HERE AS WELL. VINCE STAPLES RIGHT THERE, 92 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:57,584 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY GUY. 93 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,652 >> Steve: THAT'S THE DUDE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE RIGHT THERE, VINCE STAPLES 94 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:03,023 YEP. I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU BETTER KNOW NOW. 95 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,392 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THEN A LITTLE LATER IN THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT AN ALL 96 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:08,395 NEW "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 97 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:12,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 98 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:16,836 >> Steve: CANNOT WAIT! >> Jimmy: YEAH HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU HEARD - 99 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:20,106 YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THERE'S A A NEW TRUMP BOOK THAT'S COMING OUT. 100 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,376 APPARENTLY BOB WOODWARD JUST ANNOUNCED THE NAME OF HIS NEW TELL ALL BOOK. 101 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:27,647 IT'S THE THIRD IN A TRILOGY. IT'S CALLED "PERIL." BUT IT TURNS OUT WOODWARD 102 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:32,118 CONSIDERED A FEW OTHER TITLES FIRST. >> Tariq: AH, HERE WE GO 103 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:36,189 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S UP >> Tariq: LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE 104 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,458 GOING TO MAKE FUN OF TRUMP BY SAYING A BUNCH OF FAKE BOOK TITLES 105 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:48,201 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH THAT WAS THE PLAN. 106 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:53,106 >> Tariq: AND EACH TITLE WILL POP UP AS A GRAPHIC SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT. 107 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,641 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT. THAT'S USUALLY WHAT I DO FOR A 108 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,277 A LIVING I TAKE THE NEWS AND TURN IT INTO JOKES 109 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:00,380 >> Tariq: EVEN I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS WILL GO DOWN. SO, THE SCREEN, IT WILL HAVE A 110 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:05,151 A PICTURE OF TRUMP, AND IT WILL SAY, "BOOKS ABOUT TRUMP. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,088 AND THEN, UNDER THAT, YOU'LL LIST FAKE TITLES LIKE "EAT, PRAY, YELL ON FOX NEWS." 112 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:12,792 [ LAUGHTER ] OR "LITTLE HANDS ON THE PRAIRIE. 113 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,895 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: AND THEN -- AND THEN 114 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:20,667 YOU'LL DO, I DON'T KNOW, "THE PERKS OF BEING A WALL LOVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:26,673 OR "1984," WHICH IS ACTUALLY HIS BLOOD PRESSURE [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:30,610 AND THEN YOU'LL DO ONE ABOUT HIS TIME IN OFFICE CALLED, "A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS." 117 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:36,850 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN YOU'LL DO, I DON'T KNOW, "SHAM-LET," AND FINALLY, "MOPEY 118 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:46,893 DICK" OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,863 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NAILED IT. 120 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,800 >> WE'LL, THAT'S A FUN BIT YOU -- YOU SHOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 121 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,869 WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,072 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS. 123 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,008 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:22,462 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT 125 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:26,633 OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT. THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. 126 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:31,104 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. 127 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,274 FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE 128 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,877 PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT 129 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:42,615 IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS." HERE WE GO 130 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:42,649 WITH THE ROOTS." HERE WE GO 131 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:43,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 132 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:51,891 * LOVE TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS * * 133 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:55,261 >> Jimmy: HEY, ROOTS YOU READY TO DO THIS >> YEAH. 134 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,231 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE 135 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:03,036 ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERING ] 136 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,740 I THINK RIGHT THERE IN THE RED, RIGHT THERE, YEAH. HERE YOU GO. 137 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,909 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS ANASTASIA. 138 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:16,816 I'M FROM UKRAINE >> Jimmy: AH, WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,319 AND YOU KNOW OUR SHOW IN UKRAINE? >> OF COURSE 140 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:24,024 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THIS. WELCOME, ANASTASIA 141 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,760 UKRAINE -- ALL RIGHT, NOW. ANASTASIA, THE ARETHA FRANKLIN MOVIE "RESPECT," CAME OUT THIS 142 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:33,099 PAST WEEKEND IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED, 143 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,336 AND IT CAN'T BE CALLED "ANASTASIA", 'CAUSE THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,338 BUT IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED 145 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:43,910 >> TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AH, ARE YOU THE MOST 146 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:48,715 CHARMING PERSON WE'VE EVER MET YOU REALLY ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 147 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:52,385 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. OH, I LOVE THAT. AND WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY 148 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:58,658 YOU? >> THAT'S TOUGH. UM, COULD I PLAY MYSELF? 149 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,295 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU CAN STAR IN YOUR OWN BIOPIC 150 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:07,867 THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME I THINK IT'S GENIUS. [ APPLAUSE ] 151 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,905 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ROOTS, WE HAVE ANASTASIA, OKAY 152 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,673 AND IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT HER LIFE, IT WOULD BE CALLED "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE," AND 153 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:22,849 ANASTASIA WOULD WANT ANASTASIA TO PLAY HERSELF IN THE BIGGEST STRETCH OF A ROLE. 154 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,686 IT'S AMAZING, BUT I THINK YOU COULD PULL IT OFF. FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, "WHITE 155 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,824 LOTUS" SEASON FINALE WAS JUST ON SUNDAY. NO SPOILERS. 156 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,992 CAN WE DO SOMETHING IN THAT VIBE WITH THAT KIND OF THEME SONG 157 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:47,307 IT WAS KIND OF -- HAWAIIAN - IT WAS LIKE SPOOKY * 158 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:56,516 * ANASTASIA FROM THE UKRAINE * * 159 00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:05,358 * TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IN THE MOVIE YOU WILL PLAY YOU * 160 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:17,804 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU GOT TO STUMP US. GIVE US A GENRE OF A SONG WHERE 161 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,541 THERE ARE NO LYRICS. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND AFTER THAT I STILL DON'T 162 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:26,579 KNOW IF THERE ARE LYRICS [ LAUGHTER ] HOT DOG. 163 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,749 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE WE GO WHO WANTS THE ROOTS -- HOW 164 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,320 ABOUT ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 165 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,091 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MARCOS JARA >> Jimmy: WOW, FULL NAME 166 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:42,962 MARCOS - [ LAUGHTER ] MARCOS JARA? 167 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,099 >> YES, J-A-R-A. >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, OKAY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 168 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,603 NO [ LAUGHTER ] MARCOS, SCHOOL IS STARTING UP 169 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,773 AGAIN. IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SUBJECT IN 170 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,843 SCHOOL >> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY CHEMISTRY. 171 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:01,114 >> Jimmy: YEAH, CHEMISTRY'S TOUGH. JUST BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T INTO 172 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,183 IT OR IT WAS JUST HARD >> IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S HARD, 173 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,353 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MARCOS, WHAT WAS THE MOST 174 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:11,157 TROUBLE YOU EVER GOT IN AT SCHOOL >> I GUESS A SCHOOL FIGHT, 175 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,661 BACKYARD >> Jimmy: BACKYARD FIGHT THEY HAPPEN. 176 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,663 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT? >> I WAS GETTING BULLIED, SO 177 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,065 IT'S - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 178 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,969 >> AND I HAD TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 179 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:33,580 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STAND UP TO THE BULLY. GUYS, WE HAVE MARCOS JARA. 180 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,316 BASICALLY, HIS WORST SUBJECT WAS CHEMISTRY WHEN HE WAS IN SCHOOL AND HE GOT IN TROUBLE 181 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,518 BECAUSE HE GOT INTO A FIGHT. HE FINALLY STOOD UP TO THE BULLY AT SCHOOL AND STOOD UP 182 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:45,091 FOR HIMSELF, GOOD MAN. AND FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, BILLIE EILISH'S NEW ALBUM IS 183 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:49,896 OUT. WE LOVE THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,599 "HAPPIER THAN EVER" IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS THERE ANY WAY -- AGAIN, I'M 185 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:58,938 TRYING TO STUMP YOU GUYS CAN YOU GUYS DO A BILLIE EILISH TYPE OF VIBE 186 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:03,643 IT'S -- IT'S - * YEAH, IT'S LIKE KIND OF -- 187 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:15,555 * * MARCOS JARA SCHOOL'S STARTING UP AGAIN 188 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:22,862 I GUESS * * WE ALWAYS STRUGGLED IN CHEMISTRY * 189 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:28,068 * THAT WAS NEVE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT * * THAT ONE TIME 190 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:35,342 YOU GOT IN TROUBLE * * YOU GOT BULLIED YOU GOT DISSED * 191 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:41,081 * UNTIL YOU CAM BACK WITH MUSCLES * * AND THEN ALL THOSE GUYS 192 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,550 GOT THEIR ASS KICKED * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:52,092 >> Jimmy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:56,229 THAT'S RIGHT PASSIONATE IT GOT PASSIONATE THERE. 195 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:02,569 THANK YOU, MARCOS. LAST ONE HERE, HOW ABOUT OVER THERE, YEAH. 196 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,070 IN THE WHITE JACKET RIGHT THERE IN THE FRONT YEAH, SURE 197 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,707 HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> ALYSSA. 198 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,945 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALYSSA ALYSSA, "BACHELOR IN PARADISE" 199 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:17,650 PREMIERED THIS WEEK, OKAY. ALYSSA, WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT FIRST DATE 200 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,387 >> NOT IN PARADISE IT'S TOO SWEATY THERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, I CAN SEE 201 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,757 THAT NOT IN PARADISE. >> SO, SOMEWHERE AROUND 202 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,593 65 DEGREES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 203 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:31,297 THAT'S VERY SPECIFIC 65 DEGREES OKAY 204 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,767 >> DEFINITELY MAYBE A SAILBOAT RIDE OR SOMETHING ON THE WATER >> Jimmy: OH, NOW WE'RE 205 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:37,637 TALKING. >> THAT WOULD BE FUN >> Jimmy: SAILBOAT RIDE. 206 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,473 I LOVE THIS. HAS THIS DATE HAPPENED HAVE YOU DONE THIS 207 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:44,678 >> NO, BUT - >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH HEY -- IF YOU COULD GO SAILING 208 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:48,581 AT 65 DEGREES? THAT'S FANTASTIC WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 209 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:53,386 ALYSSA, WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON? >> A WALK IN A PARK. 210 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,555 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S TOUGH >> IT WAS COVID TIMES. 211 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,425 ALL YOU COULD DO WAS WALK IN A A PARK >> Jimmy: YEAH 212 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,593 SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY COULDN'T EVEN WALK IN A PARK. BUT -- 213 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,896 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU JUST -- WALK IN A -- BECAUSE IT JUST 214 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:06,032 NEVER ENDS >> WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT AFTER? 215 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,769 THERE'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, SO - >> Jimmy: I GUESS, YEAH, A WALK 216 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:14,140 IN THE PARK. ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL ALYSSA HERE 217 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,310 HER IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE - AND SHE REALLY WENT PERFECT, DOWN TO THE TEMPERATURE. 218 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:23,116 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE A BEAUTIFUL SAILBOAT DATE 219 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:28,188 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL -- AT EXACTLY 65 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT. WORST DATE SHE'S EVER BEEN ON, 220 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,889 SHE WENT FOR AN ENDLESS WALK IN THE PARK JUST A WALK AND TALK AND THEN 221 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:37,330 RAN OUT OF TALK AND JUST BECAME A WALK SO, FOR THIS LAST ONE, OUR PAL 222 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:44,971 LIZZO HAS A NEW -- HER NEW VIDEO FOR HER SONG "RUMORS" JUST CAME OUT. 223 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,575 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE DO SOMETHING -- SOMETHING WITH THAT ENERGY, 224 00:16:48,575 --> 00:17:01,921 A LITTLE LIZZO VIBE? * * OKAY ALYSSA 225 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:06,026 NOT TOO SWEATY * * OH MY GOODNES OH MY GOODNESS * 226 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,330 * IT'S 65 DEGREES OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS * 227 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,934 * A SAILBOAT ON COLD WATE OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS * 228 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,204 * WE'RE WALKING IN THE PARK AND THERE'S NOT NOTHIN TO LOOK AT * 229 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:22,242 * BUT OOH OOH EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IS TRU 230 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:27,514 EVERYTHING IS TRUE * * LOOK EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IS TRU 231 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,550 EVERYTHING IS TRUE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SEE, THAT IS HOW YOU 232 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,720 DO IT! THAT'S REAL COOL OVER THERE. I LOVE YOU GUYS. 233 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,690 THAT WAS GREAT THANK YOU TO OUR GREAT AUDIENCE 234 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:40,260 AND THANK YOU TO THE VERY TALENTED ROOTS RIGHT THERE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 235 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,696 MICHAEL KEATON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. COME ON BACK 236 00:17:42,696 --> 00:18:04,284 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS 237 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:09,522 IN A NEW MOVIE CALLED "THE PROTEGE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY 238 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,590 EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL KEATON. 239 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:17,063 * 240 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:38,718 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 241 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,788 COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE 242 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN 243 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:54,901 ENTRANCE MICHAEL KEATON, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME 244 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,237 >> CAN I HAVE JUST A WEE BIT OF "OH, MY GOODNESS" AGAIN? >> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE "OH, 245 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:04,511 MY GOODNESS. >> LIZZO, "OH, MY GOODNESS." * 246 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,448 * LIZZO MICHAEL KEATO OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS * 247 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,650 * I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND OH MY GOODNESS 248 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:15,121 OH MY GOODNESS * * AND YOU MIGHT MAKE A MOVI OH MY GOODNESS 249 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,491 OH MY GOODNESS * * COME HOPE I'M GONNA PROVE IT 250 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,028 OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS * * 251 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:26,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOODNESS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 252 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:31,204 >> OH, MY GOODNESS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> OR, OH MY GOODNET 253 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,908 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNET OH, MY GOODNET [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,844 IT COULD BE THAT >> MY KID WROTE FOR LIZZO, SEAN 255 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,813 >> Jimmy: DID HE >> YEAH. HE'S GOT A LIZZO TUNE. 256 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:44,417 >> Jimmy: HE'S CRUSHING. HE IS DOING FANTASTIC. ARE YOU HAPPY FOR HIM? 257 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,355 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TONIGHT'S ABOUT ME 258 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,423 OF COURSE YOU'RE HAPPY FOR HIM >> NO, MAN IT'S AWESOME 259 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,726 >> Jimmy: HE'S CRUSHING IT >> HEY, BY THE WAY, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 260 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,228 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ME ANY 261 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,097 GIFTS. THE GIFT IS YOU. YOU ARE THE GIFT 262 00:19:57,097 --> 00:20:01,468 >> THANK YOU THIS IS THE MESSI TISSUE THAT I BOUGHT 263 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:10,443 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO WEIRD. 264 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:16,983 IT'S THE GIFT OF THE MAGI BECAUSE I GOT YOU -- >> NO WAY. 265 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,819 >> Jimmy: --THE LIONEL MESSI BLOWN IN TISSUE AFTER HE SIGNED WITH HIS NEW TEAM. 266 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:25,725 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DID YOU PAY FOR YOURS? >> Jimmy: I PAID LIKE 50 BUCKS 267 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,128 FOR THIS ONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> I GOT [ BLEEP ] 268 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:32,298 I PAID LIKE $470 FOR THIS. THEY WERE GOING FOR A MILLION, IT WAS SOME BULL [ BLEEP ] 269 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,467 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- >> YEAH, BUT MINE'S 270 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,971 AUTOGRAPHED. LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,908 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS -- THANK YOU 272 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,311 THIS IS AUTOGRAPHED BY LIONEL MESSI THAT IS AMAZING THAT YOU - 273 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:57,757 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> NO, I THINK THAT'S REAL 274 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,293 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE SO MANY THINGS THAT I -- >> CAN I TELL YOU A COOL THING 275 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,128 I SAW TODAY? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU SURE? 276 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,964 'CAUSE WE CAN -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE COOL THINGS >> LET ME SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE 277 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,267 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT OKAY, SURE, FINE 278 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:12,305 WE DON'T NEED THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I SAW THIS GUY, I WAS 279 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,242 WALKING DOWN WHEN I WALK AROUND, I CLOCK EVERYTHING 280 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:20,180 THERE WAS A GUY, A WORKER, WORKING ON THE BUILDING 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS UNDER 281 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:24,984 CONSTRUCTION WITH SCAFFOLDING. AND THIS GUY, I WALKED BY AND HE HAD THIS FLASHLIGHT IN, 282 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:30,090 LIKE, A COOL CASE. AND HE GOES LIKE THIS -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 283 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:37,430 >> YEAH, COOL. LIKE UNBELIEVABLE USE OF A A FLASHLIGHT 284 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,100 >> Jimmy: LIKE A - >> YEAH. AND IT WASN'T -- 285 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,102 >> Jimmy: LIKE A NUNCHUCK TYPE OF - >> YES 286 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,104 HE JUST FLIPPED IT, WENT LIKE THIS - AND STARTED LOOKING UP UNDER 287 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,506 SOME DUCTS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IT WAS AWESOME 288 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,243 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> YEAH, BECAUSE A FLASHLIGHT WILL GIVE YOU POWER. 289 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,279 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOU WANTED A FLASHLIGHT -- 290 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,583 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. >> YEAH, AND YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FLASHLIGHT, YOU'RE IN 291 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,752 CONTROL OF A LOT OF [ BLEEP ] STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:02,922 'CAUSE YOU GO LIKE THIS -- YOU KIND OF GO -- YOU KIND OF WALK UP WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND 293 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,726 YOU GO, "WHAT'S UP?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS A THING. 294 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,062 >> SEE HOW YOU'RE ACTING >> Jimmy: NO I DID I ACTED LIKE I DID SOMETHING 295 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,797 WRONG. >> THAT'S RIGHT. EXACTLY. 296 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,632 YOU START FLASHING >> Jimmy: "EVERYTHING GOING OKAY?" 297 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,068 >> EXACTLY EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 298 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:19,873 DOING TONIGHT? "WE'RE GOING TO EAT DINNER YOU GO, "I DON'T KNOW. 299 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:22,075 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT? 300 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,810 >> YEAH, YOU GO, "YOU HIGH YOU LOOK HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,079 >> Jimmy: "I'M NOT HIGH. >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THEN YOU START 302 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,582 DIGGING A HOLE >> BECAUSE NOW I'M IN THE SITUATION WHERE I DON'T HAVE 303 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,985 THE POWER. >> Jimmy: NO >> AND I GO, "I'M NOT HIGH." 304 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:37,357 AND THEN YOU GO, "HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW, CHILL. AND NOW YOU'RE LIKE -- 305 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,859 YOU START LIKE THIS. YOU START LIKE, "I DIDN'T HAVE A [ BLEEP ] DRINK. 306 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:45,999 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU GO, "HEY, MAN." >> Jimmy: THEN YOU'RE DIGGING 307 00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:48,168 THE HOLE >> "HEY, MAN COME ON, NO." AND THEN YOU GO, "ALL RIGHT, I 308 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:51,771 HAD A COUPLE DRINKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 309 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:57,344 BUT THIS IS SO COOL. LOOKING LIKE THIS. ME, WHEN I GO -- FIRST OF ALL, 310 00:22:57,344 --> 00:23:00,080 WHEN I GO OUT AND I HEAR MY DOGS BARKING, I GET MY FLASHLIGHT 311 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,683 THIS IS ME AT 3:00 IN THE FREAKING MORNING, I'M GOING LIKE THIS, I'M GOING, "HOW THE 312 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:12,225 [ BLEEP ] DOES THIS THING -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 313 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,161 >> Jimmy: THE OPPOSITE OF POWERFUL THE OPPOSITE OF POWERFUL 314 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,564 >> YEAH, AND YOU'RE TURNING IT LIKE, DO I WANT WIDE OR DO I WANT LIKE A PIN. 315 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:22,602 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN BY THE WAY, I LIVE IN A -- WAY OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF 316 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,672 NOWHERE MOST OF THE TIME AND MY DOGS ARE BARKING AND STUFF, AND I COME OUT LIKE 317 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:29,275 THIS AND THEIR LOOKING AT ME AND GOING, "WHAT THE - 318 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,911 IT'S OVER HERE MAN WE'RE LOOKING AT --" >> Jimmy: "WE DO THIS EVERY 319 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,446 NIGHT. >> YES "BY THE WAY, CAN I SAY 320 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,181 SOMETHING? WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,652 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "PROTEGE" AND I HAVE OTHER PROJECTS I WANT TO TALK 322 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,855 TO YOU ABOUT TOO MICHAEL KEATON MORE WITH MICHAEL KEATON WHEN 323 00:23:41,855 --> 00:24:02,175 WE COME BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 324 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:06,112 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YEAH WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 325 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,948 MICHAEL KEATON IS HERE THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 326 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,352 >> THANKS. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FLASHLIGHTS. 327 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:16,156 CAN I TELL YOU ANOTHER THING I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER GREAT TOOL 328 00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:19,125 I'M DOING CONSTRUCTION ON MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SAWZALL IS? 329 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,163 >> Jimmy: WAIT, I KIND OF DO >> A SAWZALL IS A RECIPROCATING SAW THAT CAN CUT THROUGH 330 00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:25,665 ANYTHING ANYTHING IT'S THE COOLEST TOOL IN THE 331 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,401 WORLD. IN FACT, I'LL GET YOU ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU WILL 332 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:31,371 >> YEAH, I'LL GET YOU A SAWZALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:33,707 >> Jimmy: IF YOU GET ME A SAWZALL, I WILL FIND - >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU 334 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:37,377 A SAWZALL, AND WE'RE GOING TO SAW RIGHT THROUGH THIS DESK. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 335 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,779 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO SAW IT IN HALF. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 336 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,981 THIS DESK IS PRETTY TOUGH, MAN >> YEAH. YEAH 337 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,384 I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN YOU GET ONE, YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL WALK AROUND LIKE A DUDE 338 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:50,490 YOU'LL GO "GIVE ME A [ BLEEP ] SAWZALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,126 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY YOU SOUND WHEN YOU [ BLEEP ] >> YEAH, YOU LET IT HANG LOOSE, 340 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:57,497 LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. 341 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:01,101 >> AND THEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY, YOU GO, "THAT'S RIGHT," RIGHT LIKE THAT. 342 00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:04,270 >> Jimmy: I'M FEELING THIS ALREADY. >> YEAH, YOU GO, "IT'S A 343 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:08,541 A SAWZALL, BITCH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT. 344 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,711 I NEED - >> I'M GETTING YOU ONE >> Jimmy: I NEED THIS. 345 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:15,081 THANK YOU. >> YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB THAT'S NICE AND YOU WEAR 346 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,150 A LITTLE SUIT AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED A [ BLEEP ] SAWZALL, DUDE 347 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,886 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN TELLING NBC FOR 348 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:24,691 YEARS. THIS NEW "FLASH" COMING OUT -- >> YEAH. 349 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,226 >> Jimmy: -- WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO - >> YEAH. 350 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:28,094 >> Jimmy: -- YOU'RE BACK AS BATMAN >> YEAH. 351 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,497 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE -- I JUST WANTED TO KNOW >> YEAH. 352 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:35,869 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE BACK IN THE SUIT AND WEAR THE SUIT AGAIN? 353 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,605 >> LIKE RIDING A BIKE. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:43,176 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HEY, MAN, HERE'S THE THING I LEARNED. 355 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:46,446 YOU DON'T -- I WAS SO STUPID TO THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS FIRST 356 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,415 DOING IT I GOT IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE. WHICH YOU HAVE TO GET INTO 357 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:52,852 SHAPE, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO CARRY THE THING AROUND AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T 358 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:55,221 THINK ABOUT THIS THE FIRST TIME IT'S EASIER TO BE REALLY SKINNY 359 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,724 AND NOT WORK OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE ROOM 360 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,428 TO WORK AROUND THE FIRST TIME I WAS DOING IT, THE FIRST ONE, I'M GETTING 361 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:07,434 READY, WORKING ON THE BAG AND DOING ALL THIS STUFF AND JACK NICHOLSON WALKS BY. 362 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:10,837 HE WAS PLAYING THE JOKER, AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 363 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:14,541 AND I GO, "OH, YOU KNOW, WORKING OUT. AND HE GOES, "WHAT FOR?" 364 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:18,178 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WENT - I STOPPED, SWEATING, AND I 365 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:22,549 WENT, "I DON'T KNOW. AND HE JUST WALKED AWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:24,951 AND I THOUGHT, HE'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HE'S COMPLETELY RIGHT. 367 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,220 >> HE'S TOTALLY RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU GOT A SUIT. WHAT DO I NEED TO DO 368 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,522 THE SUIT MAKES ME LOOK GOOD. >> Jimmy: THE SUIT MAKES YOU LOOK JACKED. 369 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,491 >> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, DEFINITELY 370 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:33,360 >> YEAH. SHOULD WE -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JACKED FOR 371 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,328 "PROTEGE" BY THE WAY >> YEAH, MAN >> Jimmy: DO YOU - 372 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:37,530 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD THAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S A BIG ACTION 373 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,366 FILM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO I LIKE YOUR 374 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:42,102 CHARACTER? >> YOU LIKE HIM AND YOU KIND OF -- HE'S A BAD GUY AND A GOOD 375 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,737 GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 376 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,705 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH SO HE'S BOTH 377 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,441 >> BUT HE'S BAD. HE'S A BAD ASS AND HE, YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE -- 378 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,711 I LOOKED AT THE SCRIPT AND I SAID, "THIS IS PRETTY GOOD I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE. 379 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:55,648 I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO IT BUT IT'S PRETTY COOL." AND AS FAR AS THE STUNTS GO, 380 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:59,686 WHICH EVERYONE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT, TRUST ME, IF I CAN GET AROUND NOT DOING THEM, I 381 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:03,857 WOULD DO IT. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN THE CAMERA'S ON YOU AND YOU GO "I 382 00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:07,360 CAN'T -- I CAN'T FAKE IT NOW, I'VE GOT TO DO IT. SO, IT'S FUN TRYING TO FIGURE 383 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,064 OUT, LIKE, CAN I REALLY BE A A GUY WHO PRETENDS LIKE I CAN GO OUT AND BEAT UP A LOT OF 384 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,266 PEOPLE WHEN, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW REALLY CAN'T [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:18,838 >> Jimmy: SO WERE YOU ON THE LEVEL OF EITHER FROM FLASHLIGHT TO SAWZALL - 386 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:21,574 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: -- WHERE DOES THIS 387 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,611 CHARACTER LAND >> OH, HE'S SAWZALL. >> Jimmy: YEAH 388 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,379 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S SAWZALL ALL THE 389 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,548 WAY, RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S A SAWZALL 390 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:30,216 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 391 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,285 HERE'S MICHAEL KEATON IN "THE PROTEGE. TAKE A LOOK. 392 00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:32,786 TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:33,920 [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:41,461 [ PHONE RINGING >> THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF CHASING CORRUPT ACCOUNTANTS. 395 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,297 >> FOUND A HOTEL ROOM, IT'S ONLY [ BLEEP ] INCLUDING A PASSPORT 396 00:27:44,297 --> 00:27:51,071 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> AN ASIAN-RUSSIAN. BOY, YOU DON'T REALLY SEE THAT 397 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:59,813 EVER GOOD WORK. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED, HUH 398 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:19,265 * [ GROANS ] [SWORD SWINGS 399 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:23,336 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S SAWZALL, RIGHT THERE! 400 00:28:23,336 --> 00:28:30,443 THAT IS, ABSOLUTELY. MICHAEL KEATON IN "THE PROTEGE," THEATERS THIS FRIDAY 401 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,612 HEIDI KLUM JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 402 00:28:32,612 --> 00:28:52,065 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 403 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:56,870 A SUPERMODEL AND EMMY-WINNING HOST AND ONE OF THE JUDGES ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" WHICH 404 00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:01,474 AIRS TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC ALSO SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF OUR 405 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:03,276 SHOW HERE IS HEIDI KLUM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 406 00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:03,309 HERE IS HEIDI KLUM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 407 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,713 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 408 00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:12,085 AH, GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL. >> HI, JIMMY 409 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,487 >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW. 410 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:18,091 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I WISH I WAS THERE IN THE STUDIO WITH YOU. 411 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:21,261 AND I MISS NEW YORK SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE CROWD IS MISSING YOU TOO 412 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,197 SO, WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU 413 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,733 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> HI, GUYS. >> Jimmy: WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU 414 00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:31,538 ON HEIDI, I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU SPARKED 415 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:35,375 A LITTLE CONTROVERSY RECENTLY. >> I DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE THAT ARE 416 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:40,280 POSTING THEM COOKING A LOT ON THE SOCIALS AND IT'S ALL GOOD. BUT THEN YOU DID SOMETHING THAT 417 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,683 WAS A FAUX PAS PEOPLE FREAKED OUT >> WELL -- 418 00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:45,752 >> Jimmy: YOU FRIED SPAGHETTI. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU MADE - 419 00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:47,620 [ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE GASPING [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:52,525 >> YEAH. AND I LOVE ITALY SO MUCH, WHEN I WAS POSTING THIS I WAS 421 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:58,331 THINKING THEY WILL NEVER LET ME BACK INTO ITALY EVER AGAIN YOU KNOW 422 00:29:58,331 --> 00:30:02,802 BUT SO THE FUNNY THING IS -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS FUNNY, BUT WE FRY SPAGHETTI IN GERMANY. 423 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:06,072 LIKE, THIS IS SOMETHING MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO DO AND I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S 424 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,808 A LEFTOVER THING >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I DID. 425 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:11,978 >> YOU DON'T THROW OUT THE SPAGHETTI. YOU PUT IT IN THE FRYING PAN 426 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:15,248 WE PUT AN EGG OVER EVERYTHING, EVERY LEFTOVER, JUST THROW AN EGG IN IT AND IT'LL BE GREAT 427 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:18,118 AGAIN. THEN YOU MIX IT UP AGAIN SO WE FRY THEM UNTIL THEY ARE 428 00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:21,821 NICE AND CRISPY. PUT THE EGG IN IT. AND THEN YOU PUT KETCHUP ON IT 429 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:25,658 LIKE, STRAIGHT UP HEINZ. [ AUDIENCE GROANS THEN, MY HUSBAND, TURNS OUT, 430 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:29,262 YOU KNOW, I JUST MET MY HUSBAND LIKE THREE YEARS AGO >> Jimmy: YEAH 431 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:32,632 >> HE'S DOING THE SAME THING SO, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT 432 00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:37,904 MAYBE MY MOM DOES. BUT HE DOES IT TOO." SO, I GUESS ALL THE GERMANS OR 433 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:41,174 MOST GERMANS MUST BE DOING THIS AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT 434 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:45,745 BECAUSE HONESTLY, WHEN I FIRST CAME TO AMERICA AND I WAS LISTENING TO PEANUT BUTTER AND 435 00:30:45,745 --> 00:30:49,249 JELLY SANDWICHES, I WAS LIKE, "YOU KIDDING ME? AND NOW I AM OBSESSED WITH 436 00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:51,451 THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO EXPAND YOUR - 437 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,954 >> SO, DON'T BE DISSING MY SPAGHETTI -- MY FRIED SPAGHETTI. 438 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,892 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FRIED SPAGHETTI IN HONOR OF YOU HEIDI. 439 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:04,564 I WANT TO GET TO "AGT," BUT FIRST, I DO WANT TO SAY SEASON TWO, "MAKING THE CUT," WHICH I 440 00:31:04,564 --> 00:31:10,370 LOVE -- I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT SEASON TWO, I WOULD SAY THIS 441 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:15,175 ONE BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SHOOT IT DURING A PANDEMIC. >> IT WAS EXTRA SPECIAL. 442 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:18,345 >> Jimmy: IN A WEIRD WAY I WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS A LITTLE BIT -- PEOPLE GOT A LITTLE MORE 443 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:21,181 CREATIVE >> IT JUST SHOWS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE CREATIVE PEOPLE YOU CAN 444 00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:24,084 ACTUALLY BE CREATIVE, EVEN HERE IN LIKE A BLACK ROOM FOR EXAMPLE. 445 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:27,287 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE HAD TO MAKE IT WORK BECAUSE WE WANTED TO 446 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:31,224 REALLY PUT ANOTHER AMAZING SECOND SEASON OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. 447 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:34,294 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND PEOPLE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER. WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT. 448 00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:37,997 SO THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> AND WE ALSO NEED MORE THAN 449 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:42,402 SWEATPANTS BECAUSE WE'RE OVER THOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:45,238 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO DO THAT AS WELL DO YOU THINK THE FASHION 451 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:49,809 CHANGES YOUR JUDGING WHEN YOU'RE ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," LIKE BECAUSE YOU'RE A 452 00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:53,413 A SUPERMODEL DO YOU GO LIKE, "OH, I LIKE THIS ACT BETTER THAN THAT ACT," 453 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,483 OR, "I LIKE THAT BECAUSE THE VISUAL IS BETTER?" >> NO, IT ALWAYS DEPENDS ON WHO 454 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:59,552 COMES ONTO THE STAGE I MEAN, I'VE HAD SINGERS BEFORE 455 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,722 I HAD DIFFERENT KIND OF PEOPLE I HAD ACTUALLY A LOT OF SINGERS BEFORE 456 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:07,527 AND ALSO, THIS IS A VARIETY SHOW SO THIS TIME AROUND I WANTED TO 457 00:32:07,527 --> 00:32:11,564 KIND OF NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH A SINGER AND IT HAPPENED I ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH A 458 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:17,370 A QUICK CHANGE ARTIST. HER NAME IS LEAH, AND SO SHE DOES MAGIC WHILE SHE CHANGES 459 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:23,710 REALLY QUICKLY HER OUTFITS I MEAN, IT'S MIND-BLOWING. WE'VE HAD QUICK CHANGE ARTISTS 460 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:27,981 ON "AGT" BEFORE BUT THEY WERE NEVER THAT GREAT LIKE, SHE CAME ON ONTO TO THE 461 00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:31,785 STAGE AND SHE DID HER ACT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH! I MUST PRESS THE BUZZER QUICKLY 462 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:35,955 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES. >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 463 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:39,125 HERE'S HEIDI PRESSING THE GOLDEN BUZZER IN THIS SEASON OF "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. 464 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:39,626 "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 465 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:45,365 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:53,773 * >> IT'S MAGIC. * 467 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:58,244 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE AND FLAWLESS 468 00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:02,282 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FASHION AND I FEEL LIKE WE'VE NEVER REALLY HAD ANYONE 469 00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:06,052 THAT IS AS GOOD AS YOU >> NO. >> SO, I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD 470 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,855 GO STRAIGHT TO THE LIVE SHOWS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 471 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:17,263 >> YES >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 472 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:20,233 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. THAT'S SUCH A GOOD FEELING, TOO, TO CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE 473 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,968 LIKE THAT. RIGHT THERE YOU JUST CHANGED HER LIFE 474 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:23,803 >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S AMAZING, YOU KNOW, 475 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:27,273 BECAUSE I CAN REALLY PUT A A LIGHT ON SOMEONE BECAUSE WE SEE SO MANY PEOPLE 476 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:32,912 EVERY DAY AND WHEN YOU PUSH THAT GOLDEN BUZZER FOR SOMEONE, IT'S LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN, 477 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:37,283 POOF, THE FOCUS IS ON THEM AND THEY GET SO MUCH MORE -- YOU KNOW, THEY GET NOTICED WAY 478 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:41,554 MORE >> Jimmy: HEIDI, WE ALWAYS PLAY SOMETHING FUN ON THE SHOW AND 479 00:33:41,554 --> 00:33:44,491 DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. AND I HEARD THAT TONIGHT YOU BROUGHT A GAME FOR ME TO PLAY 480 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:48,528 WITH YOU >> YES, IT'S A GERMAN WORD QUIZ 481 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:52,265 YOU'VE PLAYED IT A WHILE AGO WITH SOMEONE SO I WAS LIKE, "HMM, I WOULD 482 00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:55,301 LOVE TO PLAY THAT GAME WITH YOU. SO I PREPARED A FEW WORDS. 483 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:59,906 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> YOU KNOW, THEY'RE QUITE LONG, GERMAN WORDS AND YOU 484 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:03,610 SHOULD GUESS WHAT THEIR MEANING IS, OKAY SO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO GIVE YOU 485 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:07,113 AN ANSWER, AN A OR B ANSWER AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS. ARE YOU READY? 486 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:12,585 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, I AM READY. >> OKAY. 487 00:34:12,585 --> 00:34:18,692 SO, THE FIRST ONE IS - [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN 488 00:34:18,692 --> 00:34:21,861 OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, A, DOES IT MEAN A FLAT 489 00:34:21,861 --> 00:34:28,968 STOMACH ON WHICH STRONG ABDOMINAL MUSCLES VISIBLY STAND OUT, OR B, SOMEONE WHO 490 00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:36,076 CONSTANTLY PICKS THEIR NOSE. AGAIN, THE WORD IS - [ SPEAKING GERMAN 491 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:41,548 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW YOU SAY IT 492 00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:44,184 I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S FLAT STOMACH. [ DING DING 493 00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:48,555 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> THAT'S CORRECT. 494 00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:50,957 >> Jimmy: I'M ONE FOR ONE. >> IT'S TOO EASY IT'S TOO EASY. 495 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:53,893 OKAY THE WORDS ARE GETTING A LITTLE BIT LONGER, OKAY 496 00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:57,197 READY FOR THE SECOND ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT IS - 497 00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:00,133 [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN. 498 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:03,536 IT'S - [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY 499 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:10,310 >> I LOVE THIS OKAY, A, IS IT A GROWLING SOUND IN THE STOMACH WHEN THE STOMACH 500 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:18,952 IS EMPTY AND VERY HUNGRY, OR B, FALLING NAKED? [ SPEAKING GERMAN 501 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:23,623 [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN 502 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:30,730 WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO PLAY THIS 503 00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:33,066 FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS. I LOVE THIS. >> JIMMY 504 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:36,536 >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH B I'M GOING TO SAY NAKED 505 00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:38,071 [ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 506 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:42,642 >> YES YOU'RE GETTING TOO GOOD AT THIS 507 00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:46,813 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I'M A LITTLE GERMAN. SO THIS IS ALL COMING TO ME. 508 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:51,084 MAYBE I KNEW ALL THESE WORDS IN A PAST LIFE. >> SUPER 509 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:52,619 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS VERY COOL YEAH 510 00:35:52,619 --> 00:35:55,555 >> GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, TWO FOR TWO. >> ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MORE 511 00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:57,757 WORDS OR ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF TIME WITH ME >> Jimmy: LET'S GO 512 00:35:57,757 --> 00:36:00,026 LET'S DO ONE MORE ROUND. I LOVE THIS. >> OKAY. 513 00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:03,029 [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE 514 00:36:03,029 --> 00:36:06,499 CAN SAY THAT - [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN 515 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:10,303 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> OKAY. 516 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:15,875 A, IS IT SOMEONE WHO HAS A FACE YOU REALLY WANT TO SLAP. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:20,914 B, THE NUMBNESS YOU GET IN YOUR BOTTOM WHEN YOU SIT TOO LONG YOU KNOW, WHEN IT KIND OF GETS 518 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:25,285 THAT OOH, GOT TO GET UP AND GET A LITTLE MOVE ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:28,254 [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: WOW, THIS IS SO INTERESTING. 520 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:31,624 EITHER IT'S SOMEONE'S FACE YOU WANT TO SLAP LIKE -- >> BAM 521 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:35,662 [ SPEAKING GERMAN [ SPEAKING GERMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH 522 00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:38,832 >> OR WHEN YOUR BOTTOM IS GETTING A LITTLE SORE FROM SITTING TOO LONG 523 00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:43,970 WHAT IS IT A OR B [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:46,706 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S A SLAP. [ DING DING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 525 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:53,713 * >> YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD. >> Jimmy: HEIDI KLUM, 526 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:56,649 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" AIRS 527 00:36:56,649 --> 00:37:00,387 TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC I LOVE YOU 528 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,555 THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW >> I LOVE YOU, TOO 529 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,758 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM VINCE STAPLES FEATURING 530 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:23,243 FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 531 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:27,847 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAKE ME HOME" FROM HIS NEW SELF TITLED ALBUM, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM 532 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:31,584 FOUSHEE. GIVE IT UP FOR VINCE STAPLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:31,618 GIVE IT UP FOR VINCE STAPLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 534 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:44,064 * YEAH, YEA YEAH, YEAH 535 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:48,168 THREE, FOUR, ONE, TWO * * I DON'T WANNA DIE BUT I WILL FOR THE CAUSE 536 00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:50,904 SWALLOWING MY PRIDE LIKE * * THEM PILLS Y'AL BE YOU OFF 537 00:37:50,904 --> 00:37:55,175 I HATE WHEN YOU HIGH BUT YOU HATE FEELING LOST * * I HATE EVERY TIME THA 538 00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:59,546 YOU ASK, CAN WE TALK TELL ME WHAT I DID NOW * * DRYING OFF YOUR TEARS NOW 539 00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:04,351 FIGHTING FOR SOME YEAR NOW SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE * * I DON'T WANT A REBOUN 540 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:08,488 I JUST WANNA SLEEP SOUND DON'T WANNA DREAM 'BOUT * * THE THINGS I DONE DID 541 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:12,025 YOU KNOW THESE TRIPS COME WITH BAGGAGE * * BEEN ALL CROSS THIS ATLAS 542 00:38:12,025 --> 00:38:15,061 BUT KEEP COMING BACK T THIS PLACE CAUSE * * IT TRAPPED US 543 00:38:15,061 --> 00:38:18,031 I PREACH WHAT I PRACTICE THESE STREETS AL I'VE KNOWN * 544 00:38:18,031 --> 00:38:22,502 * AND IT'S NO PLACE LIKE HOM NO PLACE LIKE HOME 545 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:24,804 YEAH * * OOH TAKE 546 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:31,144 TAKE ME HOME LIKE * * I CLICKED MY SHOE I'M UP THE PRICE 547 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:34,314 IS SKY HIGH * * SKY HIG THEY SAY THEIR TWO CENTS 548 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:42,722 I'M FINE * * I GOT NO SENSE I FLY LIKE OOH AH, OOH AH 549 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:45,792 ONLY ABIDE BY MY RULES * * YEA I'M ON PCH GOING SOUTH 550 00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:49,262 BLOWER ON THE SEAT * * WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN MUSIC LOUD 551 00:38:49,262 --> 00:38:52,232 LET 'EM HEAR THE BEAT * * WHEN IT'S QUIET OUT I HEA THE SOUND OF THOSE 552 00:38:52,232 --> 00:38:54,968 WHO REST IN PEACE * * TRYNA DROWN THE VIOLENC OUT BUT LET 'EM SA 553 00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:57,570 THAT THEY WANT BEEF * * AND WE RIDING OUT FINDING OUT WHER 554 00:38:57,570 --> 00:39:00,740 THEM ENEMIES* * IF THEY HANGING OUT LAY 'EM OUT AIRING 555 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:03,376 OUT THE STREET * * THEN IT'S OUT THE WAY OUTTA STAT 556 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:06,012 PLEASE DON'T TELL ON ME * * DON'T NEED NO MORE FELONIE 557 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:09,182 ALL THESE BROKEN MEMORIE I BE SOLO DOLO * * NEVER KNOW WH 558 00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:11,785 WORKING WITH POLIC IF I HIT THE * * SET IT'S LOADED 559 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:16,589 I DON'T KNOW WHO ENVY ME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE * * IT OUT YOU REMEMBER M 560 00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:19,459 IS YOU A FRIEND TO M YOU PLAN ON KILLING ME * * N 561 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:24,798 OO TAKE * * TAKE ME HOME LIKE 562 00:39:24,798 --> 00:39:31,237 I CLICKED MY SHOES I'M UP, THE PRICE * * IS SKY HIGH 563 00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:35,041 SKY HIGH PLEASE SAY THEIR TWO CENTS * * I'M FIN 564 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:45,919 I GOT NO SENSE I FLY LIK OOH AH, OOH AH * * ONLY ABIDE BY MY RULE 565 00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:58,398 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH AND I MAKE MISTAKE SOMETIMES I, I TRY * 566 00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:03,970 * I CAN'T TELL YO WHO'S AN ALL I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO 567 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:18,518 WHO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VINCE STAPLES! 568 00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:24,190 FOUSHEE! VINCE'S SELF TITLED ALBUM IS OUT NOW. 569 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:28,795 AWESOME, BUDDY MY THANKS TO MICHAEL KEATON, HEIDI KLUM, VINCE STAPLES, 570 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:32,065 FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM 571 00:40:32,065 --> 00:40:35,135 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 572 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:37,971 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU *