>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL SHANNON.
PARIS HILTON MUSICAL GUEST COURTNEY BARNETT AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1502 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS AN AUDIENCE RIGHT
THERE. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS GEARING UP TO MAKE A BIG
ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE COVID VACCINE. LISTEN TO THIS
>> THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT MOST
AMERICANS SHOULD GET A COVID BOOSTER SHOT EIGHT MONTHS AFTER THEIR SECOND DOSE OF THE
VACCINE. >> Jimmy: YEP. BIDEN WILL BE MAKING THE
BOOSTER SHOT ANNOUNCEMENT AS PART HIS "OPERATION CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND TO SELL AMERICANS ON THE IDEA, THE WHITE HOUSE IS HIRING
A MOVIE TRAILER NARRATOR TO BE LIKE, "THIS FALL, PFIZER COMPLETES THEIR EPIC TRILOGY."
[ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, THEY SHOULD JUST SEND BOOSTER SHOTS TO YOUR HOUSE
LIKE A CHEESE OF THE MONTH CLUB LIKE, "OH, HONEY, LOOK, THIS
MONTH IT IS ASTRAZENECA. HOW EXOTIC?" [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF GETTING VACCINATED, TODAY HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE COVID VACCINE MANDATE WENT
INTO EFFECT FOR RESTAURANTS AND ALL OTHER INDOOR VENUES. AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE VACCINE
MANDATE, NEW YORKERS WERE LIKE, "YOU SUCK De BL -- WAIT, ACTUALLY THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA." [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE VACCINATED
THROUGH NEW YORK'S EXCELSIOR PASS WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
THAT LET'S YOU SKIP THE LINE AT MEDIEVAL TIMES "DO YOU HAVE YOUR EXCELSIOR
PASS, SIR? MAGNIFICENT, ENJOY YOUR GOBLET OF MEAD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE ARE TWO OFFICIAL APPS TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE
VACCINATED, AND THE FACEBOOK APP TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, NEW ZEALAND JUST ANNOUNCED ITS LOCKING DOWN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OVER ONE COVID
CASE IMAGINE BEING THAT ONE GUY WHO TESTED POSITIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "THANKS A LOT, KEVIN YOU JUST HAD TO GO TO THE GYM,
HUH? COULDN'T DO SIT UPS AT HOME? [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS CRAZY. A SERBIAN HERMIT WHO HAS LIVED IN A SMALL MOUNTAIN CAVE FOR
MORE THAN 20 YEARS JUST HEARD ABOUT THE PANDEMIC, AND EMERGED TO GET VACCINATED.
WHICH MEANS EVEN PEOPLE LITERALLY LIVING UNDER A ROCK ARE TRUSTING SCIENCE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO EXCITING, IT WAS THE FIRST
TIME I GOT A HIT FROM MY SERBIAN HERMIT GOOGLE ALERT. [ LAUGHTER ]
20 YEARS IN A CAVE, THEN ON HIS WAY OUT OF CVS, HE SAW A A MAGAZINE
HE WAS LIKE, "OH, GOOD, BEN AND J.LO ARE STILL TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL GUYS, NEW YORK CITY HOMECOMING WEEK JUST KICKED OFF WITH A SERIES OF CONCERTS IN
THE BRONX. AND I SAW THAT AN UNEXPECTED GUEST MADE A SPECIAL
APPEARANCE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> HEY CHUCK, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO - YOU GOT THE BARS, CHUCK?
>> WE GOT THE BAR. WE GOT THE PLAQUE. WE GOT THE MUSIC
WE GOT IT ALL. WE ARE THE BRONX [ CHEERS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AT THAT POINT, THE TUPAC HOLOGRAM UNPLUGGED
ITSELF [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A DELETED SCENE FROM
"8 MILE" WHERE EMINEM'S ACCOUNTANT GETS ON STAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR REPAIRS THIS
WEEK AFTER IT WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. CHECK IT OUT
>> Jimmy: ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE ELEVATOR NOW GOES 200 MILES
AN HOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE SAW THAT, AND HOPED WE
FREAKY FRIDAYED WITH NEW ZEALAND. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT PAPA JOHN'S IS BRINGING BACK ITS EXTRA LARGE,
EXTRA PEPPERONI, AND EXTRA CHEESE PIZZA CALLED "THE SHAQ-A-RONI.
[ CHEERS ] IT'S SO BIG, THE MIDDLE OF THE PIZZA BOX IS HELD UP WITH AN
ACTUAL TABLE [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS
LAST NIGHT WAS THE SEASON PREMIER OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THINGS GET KIND OF WILD IN PARADISE
LET'S JUST SAY COVID IS THE LAST DISEASE YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS FUN. FIRST EPISODE FEATURED A
A CELEBRITY GUEST HOST WATCH THIS VERY FUNNY
>> HI. >> HI, DAVE.
>> IT'S DAVE NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL LIKE WERE CLOSE.
>> I WALK THROUGH THE GATES PARADISE, AND I SEE A MAN WITH LONG, BLONDE HAIR.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JOHN PAUL JONES AT FIRST, BUT IT IS DAVE CHAPPELLE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN CRAZIER, WHEN SHE MET DAVE CHAPPELLE, SHE WAS
LIKE, "OMG, DAVE GROHL?" [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, SHE CAN'T TELL
DAVID SPADE APART FROM DAVE CHAPPELLE, HOW IS SHE GOING TO DATE NINE GUYS NAMED
CONNOR ALL AT ONCE [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT
A COMPANY IN OHIO HAS ANNOUNCED THE TEN FINALISTS IN THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA'S BEST BATHROOM.
THAT'S THE ONLY TOP TEN LIST WHERE NUMBER ONE IS REALLY NUMBER TWO
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GREAT
SHOW TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW HULU SERIES "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," WHICH
PREMIERS TOMORROW. MICHAEL SHANNON IS HERE, TONIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT SHOW TONIGHT ALSO, HER SHOW "COOKING WITH
PARIS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. PARIS HILTON IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COURTNEY BARNETT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, ALL THAT PIZZA TALK,
WE HAD PIZZA TALK LAST NIGHT IN THE SHOW, THEN A COUPLE OF PIZZA JOKES.
MADE ME THINK -- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER FOOD CHALLENGE BETWEEN ME AND TARIQ
>> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GAME ON
PIZZA? WHAT'S YOUR FEELING ON A PIZZA CHALLENGE?
>> Tariq: I'M WITH IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE'S DIFFERENT
WAYS, RIGHT? YOU CAN DO THE WOOD BURNING OVEN THING, OR YOU CAN DO JUST
FLAT OUT - >> Steve: SURE, OVEN OVEN. >> Jimmy: REGULAR OVEN
>> Steve: EASY BAKE OVEN >> Jimmy: OR YOU CAN GRILL A A PIZZA.
>> Tariq: I REALLY LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: HEARING SOME PEOPLE DOING THAT
>> Tariq: YEAH, YEP. PIZZA STONE. >> Jimmy: PIZZA STONE -- SURE,
SURE HARRY POTTER [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN DO THE DEEP DISH >> Tariq: YOU COULD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE HAVEN'T DONE
DEEP DISH IN A LONG TIME I MEAN, CHICAGO KIND OF OWNED IT
>> Tariq: CAST IRON SKILLET PIZZA. >> Jimmy: MMM-MMM.
>> Steve: DETROIT STYLE. >> Jimmy: DETROIT STYLE IS SQUARE, RIGHT?
>> Steve: YEP, YOU GOT YOUR FRIED PIZZA. THAT'S BIG NOW IN THE COUNTRY.
>> Tariq: DON'T BELIEVE HIGGINS. >> Jimmy: NO, HIGGINS IS LIKE
A PIZZA MASTER HE HAS HIS OWN PIZZA OVEN. >> Steve: I'VE GOT A PIZZA OVEN
IN MY HOUSE. >> Tariq: OKAY, COOL >> Jimmy: FOR YEARS.
>> Steve: WHATEVER >> Jimmy: HIGGINS LIVES IN A A CAVE
>> Tariq: YOU GUYS SHOULD TEAM UP AND LOSE TOGETHER CAUSE I'M COMING BACK FOR MY TITLE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OUCH >> Jimmy: I WASN'T GOING TO
BRING YOUR LOSS UP >> Steve: YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY THAT HE LOST
>> Jimmy: NO I WASN'T GOING TO SAY TO ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TARIQ GOT
CRUSHED BY ME IN THE BURGER OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH I WILL SAY, AMERICA KNOWS ITS BURGERS. RIGHT?
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND TARIQ DIDN'T WIN
>> Tariq: COOL >> Jimmy: IT'S UNFORTUNATE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S WINNERS AND THERE'S LOSERS >> Tariq: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: AND SO I WON I DON'T WANT TO BE A SORE WINNER, BUT PIZZA, I FELL LIKE,
EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT AMERICAN, IS A VERY AMERICAN THING >> Tariq: OKAY
>> Jimmy: WHO'S THE JUDGE? >> Tariq: GOOD QUESTION, MAN GOOD QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW QUEST, IT CAN'T BE YOU MAYBE WE JUST HAVE -- WE GET
THREE RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO JUDGE >> Tariq: OKAY
OKAY, YEAH YEAH, I'M WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, HOW ABOUT TWO
AUDIENCE MEMBERS - >> Steve: AND A ROBOT. >> Jimmy: --AND SHAQ.
>> Tariq: FUNNY. FUNNY, JAMES JUST SUGGESTED THAT WE BRING SHAQ IN.
>> Steve: PIZZA SHAQ >> Jimmy: WHEN >> Tariq: JUST TO ME
JUST ON THE LOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PIZZA SHAQ THAT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF IT.
INSTEAD OF PIZZA HUT, PIZZA SHAQ >> Steve: PIZZA SHAQ
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO, WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT IT'S OUR NEXT CHALLENGE.
PIZZA CHALLENGE, ME VERSUS TARIQ. LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS LIKE AIRLINES HAVE REALLY BEEN
STRUGGLING LATELY. I SAW ONLINE THAT SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
THEY LOST $50 MILLION DEALING WITH RECENT FLIGHT DISRUPTIONS 50 MILLION
IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A LOT, BUT IT MAKES SENSE ONCE YOU LIST ALL OF THE COSTS THAT THEY'RE
DEALING WITH LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU HERE
FIRST UP, SPIRIT LOST MONEY BECAUSE THEY HAD TO CANCEL FLIGHTS.
THAT'S 15 MILLION RIGHT OFF THE BAT. THEY'RE ALSO UNDERSTAFFED
BECAUSE OF COVID, SO THEY HAD TO PLAY EMPLOYEES FOR OVERTIME THAT'S ANOTHER 5 MILLION
THEN THEY HAD TO DEAL WITH BASIC EXPENSES LIKE FUEL, FOOD, AND OF COURSE, DUCT TAPE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SO SPIRIT WAS LOSING SO MUCH
MONEY, THE CEO STARTED HOSTING MMA FIGHTS BETWEEN DRUNK PASSENGERS FOR EXTRA CASH.
[ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PLANE AND HE ACTUALLY MADE GOOD
MONEY. >> Steve: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THEN HE GOT SUED BY UFC, AND
HAD TO PAY EVERYTHING BACK [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN TO AVOID FEDERAL
CHARGES, HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SMART TO MOVE TO DULUTH AND CHANGE HIS IDENTITY.
SO HE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND HAD TO COME UP WITH A NEW NAME HE'S NOT GREAT AT FAST
THINKING, YOU KNOW SO HE CAME UP WITH ART GARFUNKEL.
WHICH LOOKING BACK HE REGRETTED, BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED THINKING HE WAS THE
REAL ART GARFUNKEL EVEN PAUL SIMON HEARD ABOUT HIM, AND THERE WAS TALK OF A
A REUNION. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT GOT STICKY AND HE HAD TO PAY
PAUL SIMON $5 MILLION IN HUSH MONEY. ONE NIGHT, TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL
BETTER, HE ORDERED A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM DOMINO'S. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: HE ACCIDENTLY USED HIS REAL NAME ON THE PIZZA
TRACKER. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO THE FBI WAS ABLE
TO TRACK HIM >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS FINED
$10 MILLION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: BUT HE SOLD HIS STORY TO A PUBLISHER >> Steve: OH, REALLY
>> Jimmy: AND IT WAS A SURPRISE BEST SELLER. IT MADE HIM AN ABSOLUTE
FORTUNE. >> Steve: HOW MUCH >> Jimmy: BUT IT TURNS OUT IT
WAS PLAGIARIZED WORD FOR WORD FROM A DANIELLE STEEL NOVEL FROM 1989.
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HE LOST EVERYTHING HE HAD TO SETTLE WITH
DANIELLE STEEL OUT OF COURT FOR 2.9 MILLION. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HIS
PEPPERONI PIZZA FINALLY ARRIVED. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEY FORGOT THE PEPPERONI. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO WHEN YOU ADD
EVERYTHING UP, SPIRIT IS DOWN $50 MILLION AND 14 PEPPERONI SLICES
I HOPE THAT HELPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE BACK
WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. COME ON BACK EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT
SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
* * HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
* >> Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE SUMMER IS STARTING TO
WIND DOWN, I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE YOUR SUMMER USING THE HASHTAG "MY SUMMER IN SIX
WORDS. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC
SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT.
WE DO IT EVERY WEEK, SO THANK YOU. AND NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE
SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM
@JAKEWILLIAMSART HE SAYS, "WROTE A NOVEL, KIDDING, DID NOTHING."
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @DLANDES7577 HE SAYS, "BILLIONAIRES IN
SPACE, ME ON COUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "DID A TRIATHLON --
NETFLIX, HULU, DISNEY PLUS." >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD >> Steve: IT'S LIKE AN IRONMAN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@MULTIVERSESNOB. SHE SAYS, "CARRIED OVERSIZE VAX-CARD IN TINY WALLET.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR - THIS ONE IS FROM ACTUALLY
@DAN RATHER. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: LEGEND HE SAYS, "SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @RISAINES1.
SHE SAYS, "BOUGHT HOME GYM, ATE CAKE INSTEAD." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @LUCKYGUY2017 HE SAYS, "BOOKED A TRIP,
CANCELLED A TRIP." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
SUMS UP THEIR SUMMER IN SIX WORDS. THIS ONE'S FROM @KEPBARNETT.
SHE SAYS, "POOL TIME, WHITE CLAW, HEAD WOUND." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SONG OF
THE SUMMER YEAH, I LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S THE SONG
OF THE SUMMER. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @SUNNYMFLYNN SHE SAYS, "STILL AVOIDING
PEOPLE, DON'T MIND IT. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @BOBPOULTER
HE IS THE FATHER OF OLYMPIC ATHLETE JORDYN POULTER HE SAYS, "MY DAUGHTER WON
A GOLD MEDAL." THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD SUMMER
MY DAUGHTER WON A GOLD MEDAL >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> Steve: ADD WHITE CLAW TO THAT AND YOU'RE GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @TRILLOCARL. HE SAYS, "TRIED TIKTOK DANCE,
SPRAINED MY ANKLE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS ONE IS FROM @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAYS, "IN-LAWS VISITED,
THANKS NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES." [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @BENPACK3521 HE SAYS, "PLAYED HASHTAGS
WEEKLY, WAS NEVER CHOSEN." >> Steve: AH! >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THANK YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU BEN PACK
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MICHAEL SHANNON. COME ON! IT'S A GOOD SHOW
COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A TWO-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE, STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS", WHICH
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU WELCOME MICHAEL SHANNON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AW, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HOW GREAT DOES THAT FEEL, THE AUDIENCE
>> OH, THAT'S JUST AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
COMING IN PERSON I APPRECIATE IT. >> NO.
I WOULDN'T THINK OTHERWISE YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
I SAW THIS THING THAT I THOUGHT WAS COOL, PICTURE OF YOU LOOK AT THIS
YOU'RE THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A YANKEES WHITE SOX GAME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THERE.
LOOK -- THE SPLIT FINGER, RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, YEAH.
EXACTLY. OH, THAT'S GOING TO HAVE SOME MOTION ON IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S GOING TO GO UP, DOWN,
AND ALL AROUND LIKE A CORK SCREW. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
GOOGLY EYES. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FREAK OUT? DID YOU GET NERVOUS TO COME OUT
AND THROW THE FIRST PITCH? >> WELL, I GET THERE, AND THE MASCOT IS SOUTH PAW FOR THE
WHITE SOX. AND HE'S A VERY -- YEAH, A VERY FRIENDLY, KIND OF GREEN FURRY
PERSON AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE CAME OUT IN FRONT OF HOME PLATE A LITTLE BIT. AND I WAS LIKE "DUDE, I WAS
PRACTICING ALL MORNING, I CAN THROW TO YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO COME IN FRONT
OF HOME PLATE WITH ME. I CAN DO IT. >> Jimmy: WAS IT HIS BIT OR WAS
IT LIKE HE WAS DOING - >> I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING COMPASSIONATE, LIKE I WAS
GOING SOME NEED HELP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE NO, I GOT THIS.
AND THEN, I THREW A PERFECTLY VIABLE, YOU KNOW, CHANGEUP YOU KNOW, MAYBE 20 MILE AN HOUR
CHANGEUP >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND -
>> Jimmy: DIFFICULT TO DO. >> YEAH, AND HE DROPPED IT HE DROPPED IT.
>> Jimmy: SOUTHPAW DID >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
>> YEAH. I THINK HE WAS SHOCKED I THINK HE WAS ASTONISHED AT
MY -- MY PROWESS >> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT TO HIM >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> BUT, WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THIS, IS -
AT THIS PARTICULAR GAME, THERE WERE TWO FIRST PITCHERS. THERE WAS ME AND I WALKED OUT,
THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, HE'S BEEN IN SOME MOVIES, AND HE'S HERE -
MICHAEL SHANNON. AND LIKE 10 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S BEEN IN SOME MOVIES
>> "LADIES AND GENTELMEN, MICHAEL SHANNON. AND THEN -
>> Jimmy: AT THIS RATE, THEY'RE NOT EVEN SAYING MICHAEL SHANNON.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "NOW, HE'S A A DOCTOR, MICHAEL SHABBLEY."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> "MICHAEL SHABLEE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN THE NEXT GUY WAS JUSTIN FIELDS. DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
HE'S THE NEW QUARTERBACK FOR THE CHICAGO BEARS. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> SO BASICALLY I WENT ON BEFORE A QUARTERBACK [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO PROCEEDED TO GO OUT THERE, AND THROW LIKE A 90 MILE AN HOUR FASTBALL.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE HUMBLING >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I JUST -- IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR ME.
AND IT LASTS FOREVER THE TEST OF TIME, IT OUTLIVES YOU.
>> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER LIVE IT DOWN
>> Jimmy: NO >> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: I'M NOT --
>> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SHOWING THE CLIP
>> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: QUEST, I'M NOT - >> WAIT, WHAT -- WHAT IS IT?
>> Questlove: HE SAID IT IN AN INTERVIEW. >> WHAT IS IT?
NO, I WANT TO HEAR THIS. >> Questlove: NO YOU DON'T >> I WANT TO HEAR THIS
>> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE DID IT RECENTLY >> OH, YOU DID
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: IT WAS -
LET'S JUST SAY THE FANATIC DIDN'T HELP HIM OUT. WELL, IT WAS INTERESTING,
RIGHT? >> Questlove: NO, IT WASN'T. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT WHERE DID YOU LOSE CONTROL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: JUST SHOW THE CLIP, JIMMY.
JUST SHOW -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE IT READY TO GO.
>> DID YOU -- DID YOU USE THE RESIN? USE THE RESIN?
>> Questlove: WHAT IS THE RESIN? WHAT'S THE RESIN
>> IT MAKES IT STICK, SO YOU GET A GOOD - >> Questlove: NO
>> Jimmy: BUT I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD BE AMAZING AT IT BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOU THROW
A DRUM STICK LIKE A DART [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: LIKE THIS?
NO, I'M -- NO. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, LIKE - WHAT IF I PUT SOMETHING DOWN,
COULD YOU HIT IT LIKE, WHAT IF I PUT -- IF I PUT THIS TARGET HERE,
OKAY CAN YOU -- >> OOH
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT -- YOU GOT ANOTHER CHANCE >> Questlove: I HIT IT
>> OH, SO CLOSE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY CLOSE. >> Questlove: I'M RUNNING OUT
OF DRUMSTICKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
>> OH. [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: VERY CLOSE, THOUGH >> I HAD NO IDEA I WAS BRINGING UP SUCH A TRAUMATIC THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE - HE GOT OVER IT, YOU KNOW WE APPARENTLY NEVER BRING IT
UP >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: BUT --
YOU KNOW, WE LIKE TO HAVE -- WE HAVE FUN HERE ON THE SHOW SO WE DON'T REALLY CARE.
>> YOU DO? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH DO YOU REMEMBER ONE TIME YOU
CAME ON, I DECLARED IT CAPE -- NATIONAL CAPE DAY. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I PUT MY JACKET ON LIKE AS IF IT WERE A A CAPE
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN ACTED LIKE IT WAS A TREND THAT PEOPLE WERE
DOING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU --
FUNNY, VERY FUNNY, AND VERY FAST, RAN TO WARDROBE AND SAID, "DO YOU HAVE CAPES OR
ANYTHING?" >> 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW MY MIND WORKS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS YOU. >> WOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAME OUT, YOU WORE A CAPE.
AND IT WAS AWESOME AND I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT
AND EVERYONE LAUGHED, AND IT WAS -- IT WAS FUNNY
WELL, PEOPLE GOT SUCH A KICK OUT OF THAT, THAT SOMEONE STARTED SELLING MICHAEL SHANNON
CAPE MERCHANDISE ON THE INTERNET AND SUPERYAKI TEAMED UP WITH
THE ILLUSTRATOR, BAILEY WATROUGH. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: AND THEY ACTUALLY MADE - THIS IS A REAL T-SHIRT THAT --
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN BUY THEM IT'S CALLED "APRIL, 2016
MICHAEL SHANNON WEARS A CAPE ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.'" [ APPLAUSE ]
AND -- NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGET
>> NO >> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THAT TO YOU AS A PRESENT
>> AW, JIMMY, THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: YEAH
THERE YOU GO >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO >> THAT'S VERY SWEET >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF A BIG
DEAL >> IT IS A BIG DEAL. >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY COOL, I
LOVE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS.
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ON HULU
>> HULU, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO TO HULU, AND YOU SEE IT
IT'S YOU, NICOLE KIDMAN. MELISSA McCARTHY BOBBY CANNAVALE.
>> YEP >> Jimmy: REGINA - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HALL. >> Jimmy: REGINA HALL. >> YEP
>> Jimmy: GREAT CAST IT'S SET IN A -- BASICALLY --
CAN I GET A TIGHT SHOT IT'S BASICALLY SET - IN, IT'S LIKE A RETREAT AND ALL
THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE GO TO THE RETREAT. AND YOU START FINDING OUT MORE
AND MORE ABOUT THEM. AND YOU'RE GREAT IN IT YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ALSO
VERY DRAMATIC. >> OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH DID I SET IT UP? >> YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ABOUT IT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELL, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE'S MICHAEL SHANNON IN "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
BREAKFAST AND GO FOR A RUN >> I THINK BREAKY IS MANDATORY
IT'S A VERY PRECISE REGIMENT, HERE I SUGGEST WE SURRENDER TO IT,
PUMPKIN. >> THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH SURRENDERING I CAN DO, LEON.
YOU GO DON'T BE LATE FOR BREAKFAST. CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO
BREAK A RULE >> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
>> IT MEANS RULES ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED. HOW ELSE TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL
OF A CIVILIZED SOCIETY >> YOU HAVE TO SEEK OUT THE WONDERFUL, HEATHER, BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T JUST COME KNOCKING MAYBE LIFE WILL SURPRISE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MICHAEL SHANNON! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS"
PREMIERS TOMORROW ON HULU. MICHAEL AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH MICHAEL SHANNON, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU QUEST, YOU WANT TO TRY IT, YOU
WANT TO TRY IT ONE MORE TIME [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
PRETEND IT IS MY FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE CHECKING WITH
QUESTLOVE ALL WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE
YOU'RE PUTTING HIM UNDER I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT TO ME.
OH, JESUS CHRIST >> Jimmy: OH -- SEE IF YOU CAN HIT IT
YOU'VE GOT A SHARPIE THERE >> I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN I STAND UP >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DAMN THING. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU
GOT. [ DRUMROLL ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
WAIT, WAIT, JUST ONE MORE REAL QUICK. [ DRUMROLL ]
>> OH. >> Jimmy: DAMN [ DRUMROLL ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] JUST KICK IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE GOT IT! *
[ BLEEP [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT
I'M OKAY YOU GOT IT >> NO!
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT >> NO! >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT
IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT >> NO MORE
>> Jimmy: I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NO MORE. MICHAEL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO MORE. FOR US TO PLAY A GAME.
I KNOW YOU LIKE GAMES, RIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YES, SO THIS IS
A GAME THAT I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT AT IT'S CALLED "SLOW TURN, TINY
NOD.
* SLOW TURN
TINY NOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW THE GAME IS VERY
SIMPLE ONE AT A TIME WHILE MAINTAINING THE UTMOST COMPOSURE, WE WILL
VERY SLOWLY TURN OUR HEADS, LOOK INTO THE CAMERA AND DO THE TINIEST HEAD NOD POSSIBLE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHOEVER DOES THE BEST SLOW TURN, TINY HEAD NOD WILL
WIN. AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH.
AND YOU'LL GO FIRST. YOU READY FOR THIS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL, GO AHEAD SLOW TURN, TINY NOD.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN I START AGAIN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE.
>> HEY, I KNOW THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO ENJOY YOURSELVES, BUT YOU CAN HELP ME OUT HERE
>> Jimmy: DON'T BLAME THE AUDIENCE, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO, COME ON NOW. >> WE'RE A TEAM. [ LAUGHTER ]
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
>> HOW DOES ANYBODY DO IT? >> Jimmy: IT'S MY TURN NOW IT'S MY TURN
HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT, FINE >> Jimmy: YOU LOST THAT ROUND.
VERY HARD GAME HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU CAN'T EVEN START. I AT LEAST STARTED
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
FEELINGS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
LET'S DO ROUND TWO, OKAY LET'S UP THE STAKES A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT
EVEN SLOWER. AND THEN WHEN YOU REACH THE CAMERA, YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE TO
FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS TWICE. AND THEN A TINY NOD. I WON'T LOOK -- I WON'T LOOK AT
YOU. [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HAD TO LOOK -- I HAD TO LOOK BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED. I HAD TO LOOK BECAUSE I WAS
EXCITED. MAGIC WAS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SO TURN, NOSE FLARE, AND THEN, TINY NOD
HERE WE GO READY? *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ROUND THREE
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU HEAR THE NOISE "ROUND THREE," THAT MEANS IT'S ROUND THREE
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- THIS IS IT. 5,000 POINTS, YOU'RE GOING TO
WIN. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- LAST ONE, TURN YOUR HEAD, OKAY?
LOOK INTO CAMERA THREE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHIMMY YOUR
SHOULDERS. >> SHIMMY MY SHOULDERS >> Jimmy: WHILE YOU SAY, "LOOKS
LIKE WE GOT DINNER PLANS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER
PLANS. >> Jimmy: "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER PLANS."
>> OBVIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS. >> Jimmy: AND THEN, FINALLY,
GIVE A TINY NOD IF YOU FEEL LIKE DOING IT. 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED
ANY OF THE TASKS [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT
SHOULD I CLEAR MY NOSTRILS, TOO? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, SURPRISE
ME, I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR TAKE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: I'M NOT LOOKING.
OOPS * >> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER
PLANS TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS "SLOW TURN, TINY NOD. MY THANKS TO MICHAEL SHANNON
"NINE PERFECT STRANGERS" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
WE'LL BE BACK WITH PARIS HILTON STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR, AND HER NEW SHOW "COOKING WITH PARIS"
IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME PARIS HILTON
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW THANKS FOR COMING ON
>> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: THERE'S LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.
I KNOW THAT YOU JUST - YOU GOT ENGAGED. >> YES
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- [ CHEERS ] [ APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATULATIONS. ARE YOU IN THE PLANNING STAGES NOW?
>> YES, WE ARE PLANNING EVERYTHING IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF STUFF. HAVE YOU PICKED OUT A DRESS? >> YES, THAT'S BASICALLY THE
ONLY THING THAT I'VE DONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A LOT OF STUFF, THOUGH. >> IT'S A LOT. IT'S -- BUT I'M NOT
A BRIDEZILLA AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE, THOUGH
I THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL BUT, HERE'S THE ONE THING I
THOUGHT WAS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT YOU'RE DOCUMENTING YOUR WEDDING FOR A SHOW, A SERIES ON
PEACOCK. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHY ADD THAT EXTRA
PRESSURE >> I JUST FEEL LIKE FOR MY DOCUMENTARY, "THIS IS PARIS,"
IT ENDED IN A WAY IN WHICH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS AN AMAZING -- BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE I WANTED
FANS TO SEE THAT I FOUND MY PRINCE CHARMING AND MY HAPPY FAIRY-TALE ENDING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, GOOD, I'M GLAD [ APPLAUSE ]
ARE YOU GOING TO - I KNOW YOU -- YOU DEEJAY YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS
DEEJAYS OUT THERE. AND -- ARE YOU GOING TO DEEJAY AT YOUR OWN WEDDING OR GET A
A BAND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH.
I'LL DEFINITELY GET A DEEJAY BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH. WE'LL HAVE A BAND AS WELL.
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A THREE DAY AFFAIR, SO >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> WE HAVE A LOT HAPPENING >> Jimmy: THREE DAYS BIG DEAL
>> YES >> Jimmy: SO MORE THAN ONE DRESS?
>> LOTS OF DRESSES PROBABLY TEN I LOVE OUTFIT CHANGES.
>> Jimmy: TEN OUTFITS. AND HOW ABOUT YOUR -- YOUR HUSBAND TO BE.
WILL HE HAVE OUTFIT CHANGES? >> HE'S NOT AS HIGH MAINTENANCE AS I AM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DEEJAY, DO YOU GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE COME
UP TO THE BOOTH AND MAKE REQUESTS >> IT DEPENDS ON THE REQUEST
IF IT'S LIKE A BRUTAL SONG, YEAH, THAT'S ANNOYING. IF THEY HAVE A GOOD IDEA, WHY
NOT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR MOM AND DAD DOING? >> THEY'RE DOING AMAZING
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM IS A HIT, BY THE WAY. SHE'S ON -- SHE'S NOT
A HOUSEWIFE BUT SHE'S ON "REAL HOUSEWIVES." AND EVERY TIME SHE'S -- SHE'S
A HIT. >> SHE IS SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID SHE
ASK YOU BEFORE SHE WENT ON LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I DO THIS?"
>> WE REDDIT ABOUT IT ON TMZ AND MY SISTER AND I WERE, LIKE, TERRIFIED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE DIDN'T WANT HER GETTING INVOLVED IN ALL THE
DRAMA. BUT, I'M VERY PROUD OF HER SHE'S JUST HERSELF
SHE'S FUNNY. AND PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT SO, I'M REALLY PROUD OF HER.
>>> Jimmy: THERE WAS ONE THAT I SAW WHERE, I THINK, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A RED BULL WAS OR
SOMETHING. OR SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT KEPT YOU AWAKE.
AND SHE ENDED UP DRINKING IT, STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, AND, LIKE, SHE COULDN'T GO TO SLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW IS "THIS IS
PARIS" GOING, YOUR PODCAST >> IT'S SO MUCH FUN. I LOVE -- YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN
INTERVIEWED, LIKE, A BILLION TIMES, SO TO BE THE ONE DOING IT AND ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS
IS SUPER FUN >> Jimmy: I FIND THE SHOW INTERESTING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO
INTERESTING. YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON
WHEN YOU ASK A QUESTION AND SOMEONE WILL GET - SOME STORY WILL GET BROUGHT UP,
AND YOU'RE LIKE "OH, YEAH," AND THEN YOU'LL TELL THIS STORY LIKE -
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW INTO NFTs YOU WERE DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>> Audience: NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE 12 PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IT IS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, I BARELY KNOW -- CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT AN NFT IS
>> IT'S A NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. >> Jimmy: NONFUNGIBLE. >> YES
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> WHICH IS BASICALLY A DIGITAL CONTRACT THAT'S ON THE BLOCK
CHAIN. SO YOU CAN BASICALLY HAVE -- SELL ANYTHING FROM ART TO MUSIC
TO EXPERIENCES, PHYSICAL OBJECTS. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP
INTO THE NFT WORLD, BUT I WOULD -- I KNOW BEEPLE IS AN ARTIST
THAT'S AWESOME >> YEAH, SO AWESOME. >> Jimmy: AND HE HAD, LIKE,
MAYBE LIKE 300 PICTURES IN ONE DIGITAL PICTURE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING
AND I GO, "WELL, I COULD NEVER DO THAT, WHAT HE DID." >> YEAH.
YOU COULD TRY SOMETHING, MAYBE LIKE SELL ONE OF YOUR JOKES OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT TO MY AUDIENCE TONIGHT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ LAUGHTER ] I DOUBT I COULD MAKE MONEY OFF
THE NFTs I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "COOKING WITH PARIS" BECAUSE --
YOU KNOW -- WITH ALL THESE PROJECTS, I GET TO KNOW YOU MORE AND MORE.
"THIS IS PARIS," WHEN YOU MADE THAT, I GO, "WOW." THAT WAS SO INTERESTING TO SEE
THAT SIDE OF YOU, AND IT JUST WAS VERY -- I LOVED IT AND THIS, THE ONE I SAW, THE
EPISODE IS YOU AND KIM KARDASHIAN HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH
OTHER, YOU AND KIM >> SINCE WE WERE LITTLE GIRLS, OUR WHOLE LIFE
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COOKED TOGETHER?
>> OH, MY -- BACK IN THE DAY WHEN WE WOULD GO OUT AT NIGHT, LIKE, WE'D COME HOME LATE, AND,
LIKE, MAKE GRILLED CHEESES OR - >> Jimmy: REALLY
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO GRILLED CHEESE >> BRIOCHE BREAD, CHEDDAR
CHEESE, LOTS OF BUTTER >> Jimmy: MMM. I GO, WONDER BREAD, AMERICAN
KRAFT SINGLES, AND YEAH. YEAH, LOTS OF BUTTER AND MAKE SURE THE PAN IS HOT
>> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO LOVE A GRILLED CHEESE
GOSH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE SHOW.
HERE ARE PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHIAN ON "COOKING WITH PARIS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> THIS IS HOW IT USED TO BE
PARIS WOULD HAVE THE IDEAS, AND I'D COME IN AND BE LIKE "THIS IS NEVER GOING TO WORK OUT
LIKE, THIS IS NOT PRACTICAL. >> YOU'RE THE ORGANIZED ONE, I AM LIKE THE MOST DISORGANIZED
PERSON IN THE WORLD. * >> THIS MIGHT WORK
>> WE GOT -- OH, THAT'S CUTE. >> KILLING IT.
IF THIS WAS COOKIES, IT WOULD WORK, RIGHT? >> I'M GOING TO NEED TO, LIKE,
TOUCH UP MY MAKEUP I'M LITERALLY CRYING THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT THESE
MARSHMALLOWS - COULD WORK OH MY GOD.
WAIT, DO I HAVE BLUE ALL OVER MY FACE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PARIS HILTON, EVERYBODY.
"COOKING WITH PARIS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX COURTNEY BARNETT PERFORMS FOR
US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RAE STREET" FROM HER UPCOMING NEW
ALBUM "THINGS TAKE TIME, TAKE TIME," HERE'S COURTNEY BARNETT
* * IN THE MORNING I'M SLOW I DRAG A CHAIR OVE
TO THE WINDO AND I * * WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON
THE GARBAGE TRUC TIPTOES ALONG THE ROAD LIGHT A CANDLE *
* FOR THE SUFFERIN' SEND MY BEST WISHE WITH THE WIN
ALL OUR CANDLES * * HOPES AND PRAYERS THOUGH WELL-MEANIN
THEY DON'T MEAN A THIN UNLESS WE SEE SOME CHANGE * * I MIGHT CHANG
MY SHEETS TODA WELL TIME IS MONEY AND MONEY IS *
* NO MAN'S FRIEND AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMEN
I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH UP * * DON'T WORRY S MUCH ABOUT I
THE DAY BEGINS TO SHIN THE PARENT TEACHES THE * * CHILD HOW TO RIDE
THE BIKE WALKERS SIDE TO SIDE TWO DOGS ENTANGLE *
* EVERYBODY SMILE THE PAIR ACROSS THE STREET ONE'S UP THE LADDE
AND ONE'S ON THEIR KNEES * * PAINTING THE FADED BRIC WHAT'S THE POINT
IT LOOKS FINE FROM UP HERE WELL TIME IS MONEY * * AND MONEY I
NO MAN'S FRIEN AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMENT *
* I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH U DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT I
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE * * DAY TO BECOME NIGHT NEXT DOOR TH
KIDS RUN AMO THE MOTHER SCREAMS * * DON'T YOU EVER SHUT U
AND THERE'S ON THING I KNOW THE SUN WILL RISE *
* TODAY AND TOMORRO WE'VE GOT A LONG LONG WAY TO GO
WELL TIME IS MONEY * * AND MONEY I NO MAN'S FRIEN
AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMENT * * I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH U
DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT I I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE *
* DAY TO BECOME NIGHT AND I'LL SHINE THOSE SHOES IN ALL THOSE WORN SPLITS
GET BACK TO NORMAL * * LAY IT ALL ON THE TABLE YA SEEM SO STABL
BUT YOU'RE JUST HANGIN' ON LET GO THAT EXPECTATION * * CHANGE THE STATIO
AND FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT * * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
MICHAEL KEATON AND HEIDI KLUM WILL BE HERE PLUS WE HAVE MUSIC FROM
VINCE STAPLES FEATURING FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MY THANKS TO MICHAEL SHANNON, PARIS HILTON, COURTNEY BARNETT, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE