1 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,477 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:17,917 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:21,755 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL SHANNON. 4 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:26,426 PARIS HILTON MUSICAL GUEST COURTNEY BARNETT AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:35,068 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1502 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:40,273 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:48,181 * 8 00:00:48,181 --> 00:01:01,094 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:06,900 WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS AN AUDIENCE RIGHT 10 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,503 THERE. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:14,207 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 12 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:19,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS GEARING UP TO MAKE A BIG 13 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,983 ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE COVID VACCINE. LISTEN TO THIS 14 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:24,084 VACCINE. LISTEN TO THIS 15 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,086 >> THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT MOST 16 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,721 AMERICANS SHOULD GET A COVID BOOSTER SHOT EIGHT MONTHS AFTER THEIR SECOND DOSE OF THE 17 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:35,729 VACCINE. >> Jimmy: YEP. BIDEN WILL BE MAKING THE 18 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,798 BOOSTER SHOT ANNOUNCEMENT AS PART HIS "OPERATION CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 19 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:44,904 [ LAUGHTER ] AND TO SELL AMERICANS ON THE IDEA, THE WHITE HOUSE IS HIRING 20 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:51,378 A MOVIE TRAILER NARRATOR TO BE LIKE, "THIS FALL, PFIZER COMPLETES THEIR EPIC TRILOGY." 21 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:55,648 [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, THEY SHOULD JUST SEND BOOSTER SHOTS TO YOUR HOUSE 22 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,183 LIKE A CHEESE OF THE MONTH CLUB LIKE, "OH, HONEY, LOOK, THIS 23 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:02,856 MONTH IT IS ASTRAZENECA. HOW EXOTIC?" [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,657 SPEAKING OF GETTING VACCINATED, TODAY HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE COVID VACCINE MANDATE WENT 25 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:11,798 INTO EFFECT FOR RESTAURANTS AND ALL OTHER INDOOR VENUES. AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE VACCINE 26 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,535 MANDATE, NEW YORKERS WERE LIKE, "YOU SUCK De BL -- WAIT, ACTUALLY THAT'S A GOOD 27 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:20,073 IDEA." [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE VACCINATED 28 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,743 THROUGH NEW YORK'S EXCELSIOR PASS WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 29 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:28,314 THAT LET'S YOU SKIP THE LINE AT MEDIEVAL TIMES "DO YOU HAVE YOUR EXCELSIOR 30 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:32,085 PASS, SIR? MAGNIFICENT, ENJOY YOUR GOBLET OF MEAD. 31 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,321 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE ARE TWO OFFICIAL APPS TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE 32 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:42,862 VACCINATED, AND THE FACEBOOK APP TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,664 MEANWHILE, NEW ZEALAND JUST ANNOUNCED ITS LOCKING DOWN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OVER ONE COVID 34 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:52,806 CASE IMAGINE BEING THAT ONE GUY WHO TESTED POSITIVE. 35 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:56,743 [ LAUGHTER ] "THANKS A LOT, KEVIN YOU JUST HAD TO GO TO THE GYM, 36 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,813 HUH? COULDN'T DO SIT UPS AT HOME? [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:03,316 THIS IS CRAZY. A SERBIAN HERMIT WHO HAS LIVED IN A SMALL MOUNTAIN CAVE FOR 38 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:10,857 MORE THAN 20 YEARS JUST HEARD ABOUT THE PANDEMIC, AND EMERGED TO GET VACCINATED. 39 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,661 WHICH MEANS EVEN PEOPLE LITERALLY LIVING UNDER A ROCK ARE TRUSTING SCIENCE 40 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:23,536 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO EXCITING, IT WAS THE FIRST 41 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:31,945 TIME I GOT A HIT FROM MY SERBIAN HERMIT GOOGLE ALERT. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,448 20 YEARS IN A CAVE, THEN ON HIS WAY OUT OF CVS, HE SAW A A MAGAZINE 43 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:40,787 HE WAS LIKE, "OH, GOOD, BEN AND J.LO ARE STILL TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,223 WELL GUYS, NEW YORK CITY HOMECOMING WEEK JUST KICKED OFF WITH A SERIES OF CONCERTS IN 45 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,493 THE BRONX. AND I SAW THAT AN UNEXPECTED GUEST MADE A SPECIAL 46 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,862 APPEARANCE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 47 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,700 >> HEY CHUCK, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO - YOU GOT THE BARS, CHUCK? 48 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,202 >> WE GOT THE BAR. WE GOT THE PLAQUE. WE GOT THE MUSIC 49 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,473 WE GOT IT ALL. WE ARE THE BRONX [ CHEERS ] 50 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:06,046 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AT THAT POINT, THE TUPAC HOLOGRAM UNPLUGGED 51 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:11,785 ITSELF [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A DELETED SCENE FROM 52 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:16,322 "8 MILE" WHERE EMINEM'S ACCOUNTANT GETS ON STAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,124 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR REPAIRS THIS 54 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:22,062 WEEK AFTER IT WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. CHECK IT OUT 55 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:22,095 LIGHTNING. CHECK IT OUT 56 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,102 >> Jimmy: ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE ELEVATOR NOW GOES 200 MILES 57 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:34,641 AN HOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE SAW THAT, AND HOPED WE 58 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,411 FREAKY FRIDAYED WITH NEW ZEALAND. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,580 SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT PAPA JOHN'S IS BRINGING BACK ITS EXTRA LARGE, 60 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:46,619 EXTRA PEPPERONI, AND EXTRA CHEESE PIZZA CALLED "THE SHAQ-A-RONI. 61 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:50,990 [ CHEERS ] IT'S SO BIG, THE MIDDLE OF THE PIZZA BOX IS HELD UP WITH AN 62 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:55,795 ACTUAL TABLE [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS 63 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,399 LAST NIGHT WAS THE SEASON PREMIER OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE." 64 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:03,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THINGS GET KIND OF WILD IN PARADISE 65 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,871 LET'S JUST SAY COVID IS THE LAST DISEASE YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT. 66 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:09,476 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS FUN. FIRST EPISODE FEATURED A 67 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,811 A CELEBRITY GUEST HOST WATCH THIS VERY FUNNY 68 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:11,845 WATCH THIS VERY FUNNY 69 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,582 >> HI. >> HI, DAVE. 70 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:18,885 >> IT'S DAVE NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL LIKE WERE CLOSE. 71 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:23,123 >> I WALK THROUGH THE GATES PARADISE, AND I SEE A MAN WITH LONG, BLONDE HAIR. 72 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:27,494 I THOUGHT IT WAS JOHN PAUL JONES AT FIRST, BUT IT IS DAVE CHAPPELLE 73 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:41,708 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN CRAZIER, WHEN SHE MET DAVE CHAPPELLE, SHE WAS 74 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:47,180 LIKE, "OMG, DAVE GROHL?" [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, SHE CAN'T TELL 75 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,848 DAVID SPADE APART FROM DAVE CHAPPELLE, HOW IS SHE GOING TO DATE NINE GUYS NAMED 76 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:53,853 CONNOR ALL AT ONCE [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT 77 00:05:53,853 --> 00:06:01,394 A COMPANY IN OHIO HAS ANNOUNCED THE TEN FINALISTS IN THE SEARCH FOR AMERICA'S BEST BATHROOM. 78 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,330 THAT'S THE ONLY TOP TEN LIST WHERE NUMBER ONE IS REALLY NUMBER TWO 79 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:08,435 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 80 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:08,468 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 81 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:19,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 82 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:25,585 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GREAT 83 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:31,891 SHOW TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW HULU SERIES "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," WHICH 84 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,929 PREMIERS TOMORROW. MICHAEL SHANNON IS HERE, TONIGHT! 85 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:43,703 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT SHOW TONIGHT ALSO, HER SHOW "COOKING WITH 86 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:47,741 PARIS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. PARIS HILTON IS JOINING US 87 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:54,614 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COURTNEY BARNETT, LADIES AND 88 00:06:54,614 --> 00:07:02,389 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, ALL THAT PIZZA TALK, 89 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:08,061 WE HAD PIZZA TALK LAST NIGHT IN THE SHOW, THEN A COUPLE OF PIZZA JOKES. 90 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:11,898 MADE ME THINK -- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER FOOD CHALLENGE BETWEEN ME AND TARIQ 91 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:15,235 >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GAME ON 92 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:19,039 PIZZA? WHAT'S YOUR FEELING ON A PIZZA CHALLENGE? 93 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:25,578 >> Tariq: I'M WITH IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE'S DIFFERENT 94 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,514 WAYS, RIGHT? YOU CAN DO THE WOOD BURNING OVEN THING, OR YOU CAN DO JUST 95 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:34,754 FLAT OUT - >> Steve: SURE, OVEN OVEN. >> Jimmy: REGULAR OVEN 96 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:39,459 >> Steve: EASY BAKE OVEN >> Jimmy: OR YOU CAN GRILL A A PIZZA. 97 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,961 >> Tariq: I REALLY LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: HEARING SOME PEOPLE DOING THAT 98 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,398 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEP. PIZZA STONE. >> Jimmy: PIZZA STONE -- SURE, 99 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:49,169 SURE HARRY POTTER [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:53,340 YOU CAN DO THE DEEP DISH >> Tariq: YOU COULD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE HAVEN'T DONE 101 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,308 DEEP DISH IN A LONG TIME I MEAN, CHICAGO KIND OF OWNED IT 102 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,812 >> Tariq: CAST IRON SKILLET PIZZA. >> Jimmy: MMM-MMM. 103 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,015 >> Steve: DETROIT STYLE. >> Jimmy: DETROIT STYLE IS SQUARE, RIGHT? 104 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:05,018 >> Steve: YEP, YOU GOT YOUR FRIED PIZZA. THAT'S BIG NOW IN THE COUNTRY. 105 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,755 >> Tariq: DON'T BELIEVE HIGGINS. >> Jimmy: NO, HIGGINS IS LIKE 106 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,724 A PIZZA MASTER HE HAS HIS OWN PIZZA OVEN. >> Steve: I'VE GOT A PIZZA OVEN 107 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,660 IN MY HOUSE. >> Tariq: OKAY, COOL >> Jimmy: FOR YEARS. 108 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,395 >> Steve: WHATEVER >> Jimmy: HIGGINS LIVES IN A A CAVE 109 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:20,233 >> Tariq: YOU GUYS SHOULD TEAM UP AND LOSE TOGETHER CAUSE I'M COMING BACK FOR MY TITLE 110 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:25,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OUCH >> Jimmy: I WASN'T GOING TO 111 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:29,042 BRING YOUR LOSS UP >> Steve: YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY THAT HE LOST 112 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,277 >> Jimmy: NO I WASN'T GOING TO SAY TO ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TARIQ GOT 113 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:35,648 CRUSHED BY ME IN THE BURGER OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,051 WHICH I WILL SAY, AMERICA KNOWS ITS BURGERS. RIGHT? 115 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,453 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND TARIQ DIDN'T WIN 116 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,189 >> Tariq: COOL >> Jimmy: IT'S UNFORTUNATE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 117 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,659 THERE'S WINNERS AND THERE'S LOSERS >> Tariq: RIGHT. 118 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:50,830 >> Jimmy: AND SO I WON I DON'T WANT TO BE A SORE WINNER, BUT PIZZA, I FELL LIKE, 119 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:55,435 EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT AMERICAN, IS A VERY AMERICAN THING >> Tariq: OKAY 120 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,138 >> Jimmy: WHO'S THE JUDGE? >> Tariq: GOOD QUESTION, MAN GOOD QUESTION. 121 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,574 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW QUEST, IT CAN'T BE YOU MAYBE WE JUST HAVE -- WE GET 122 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:07,013 THREE RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO JUDGE >> Tariq: OKAY 123 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,849 OKAY, YEAH YEAH, I'M WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, HOW ABOUT TWO 124 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:13,687 AUDIENCE MEMBERS - >> Steve: AND A ROBOT. >> Jimmy: --AND SHAQ. 125 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:19,592 >> Tariq: FUNNY. FUNNY, JAMES JUST SUGGESTED THAT WE BRING SHAQ IN. 126 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,028 >> Steve: PIZZA SHAQ >> Jimmy: WHEN >> Tariq: JUST TO ME 127 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:26,232 JUST ON THE LOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PIZZA SHAQ THAT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF IT. 128 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,868 INSTEAD OF PIZZA HUT, PIZZA SHAQ >> Steve: PIZZA SHAQ 129 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:32,272 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO, WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT IT'S OUR NEXT CHALLENGE. 130 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,040 PIZZA CHALLENGE, ME VERSUS TARIQ. LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. 131 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:43,750 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS LIKE AIRLINES HAVE REALLY BEEN 132 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:48,421 STRUGGLING LATELY. I SAW ONLINE THAT SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 133 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:54,060 THEY LOST $50 MILLION DEALING WITH RECENT FLIGHT DISRUPTIONS 50 MILLION 134 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,829 IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A LOT, BUT IT MAKES SENSE ONCE YOU LIST ALL OF THE COSTS THAT THEY'RE 135 00:09:55,829 --> 00:10:00,233 DEALING WITH LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU HERE 136 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,636 FIRST UP, SPIRIT LOST MONEY BECAUSE THEY HAD TO CANCEL FLIGHTS. 137 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:07,440 THAT'S 15 MILLION RIGHT OFF THE BAT. THEY'RE ALSO UNDERSTAFFED 138 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:12,278 BECAUSE OF COVID, SO THEY HAD TO PLAY EMPLOYEES FOR OVERTIME THAT'S ANOTHER 5 MILLION 139 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:18,184 THEN THEY HAD TO DEAL WITH BASIC EXPENSES LIKE FUEL, FOOD, AND OF COURSE, DUCT TAPE 140 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:21,454 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SO SPIRIT WAS LOSING SO MUCH 141 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:26,593 MONEY, THE CEO STARTED HOSTING MMA FIGHTS BETWEEN DRUNK PASSENGERS FOR EXTRA CASH. 142 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,662 [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PLANE AND HE ACTUALLY MADE GOOD 143 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,832 MONEY. >> Steve: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THEN HE GOT SUED BY UFC, AND 144 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:36,202 HAD TO PAY EVERYTHING BACK [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN TO AVOID FEDERAL 145 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:41,241 CHARGES, HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SMART TO MOVE TO DULUTH AND CHANGE HIS IDENTITY. 146 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,744 SO HE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND HAD TO COME UP WITH A NEW NAME HE'S NOT GREAT AT FAST 147 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,682 THINKING, YOU KNOW SO HE CAME UP WITH ART GARFUNKEL. 148 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,250 WHICH LOOKING BACK HE REGRETTED, BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED THINKING HE WAS THE 149 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,851 REAL ART GARFUNKEL EVEN PAUL SIMON HEARD ABOUT HIM, AND THERE WAS TALK OF A 150 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:57,524 A REUNION. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT GOT STICKY AND HE HAD TO PAY 151 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,895 PAUL SIMON $5 MILLION IN HUSH MONEY. ONE NIGHT, TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL 152 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,398 BETTER, HE ORDERED A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM DOMINO'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:09,536 >> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: HE ACCIDENTLY USED HIS REAL NAME ON THE PIZZA 154 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,671 TRACKER. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO THE FBI WAS ABLE 155 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,374 TO TRACK HIM >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS FINED 156 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,776 $10 MILLION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 157 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,946 >> Jimmy: BUT HE SOLD HIS STORY TO A PUBLISHER >> Steve: OH, REALLY 158 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,381 >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS A SURPRISE BEST SELLER. IT MADE HIM AN ABSOLUTE 159 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,817 FORTUNE. >> Steve: HOW MUCH >> Jimmy: BUT IT TURNS OUT IT 160 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:28,254 WAS PLAGIARIZED WORD FOR WORD FROM A DANIELLE STEEL NOVEL FROM 1989. 161 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,624 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HE LOST EVERYTHING HE HAD TO SETTLE WITH 162 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:36,663 DANIELLE STEEL OUT OF COURT FOR 2.9 MILLION. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HIS 163 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:40,367 PEPPERONI PIZZA FINALLY ARRIVED. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,536 BUT THEY FORGOT THE PEPPERONI. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO WHEN YOU ADD 165 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,574 EVERYTHING UP, SPIRIT IS DOWN $50 MILLION AND 14 PEPPERONI SLICES 166 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:52,712 I HOPE THAT HELPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE BACK 167 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,448 WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. COME ON BACK EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 168 00:11:55,448 --> 00:12:19,072 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT 169 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,608 SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 170 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:29,416 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 171 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:34,220 * >> Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 172 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:38,491 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE SUMMER IS STARTING TO 173 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,761 WIND DOWN, I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE YOUR SUMMER USING THE HASHTAG "MY SUMMER IN SIX 174 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:46,266 WORDS. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC 175 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,969 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. 176 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,939 WE DO IT EVERY WEEK, SO THANK YOU. AND NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 177 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,241 SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 178 00:12:55,241 --> 00:13:00,680 @JAKEWILLIAMSART HE SAYS, "WROTE A NOVEL, KIDDING, DID NOTHING." 179 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:08,888 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @DLANDES7577 HE SAYS, "BILLIONAIRES IN 180 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:14,794 SPACE, ME ON COUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 181 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:20,266 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "DID A TRIATHLON -- 182 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:26,706 NETFLIX, HULU, DISNEY PLUS." >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 183 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,743 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD >> Steve: IT'S LIKE AN IRONMAN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 184 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:35,448 @MULTIVERSESNOB. SHE SAYS, "CARRIED OVERSIZE VAX-CARD IN TINY WALLET. 185 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:40,587 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR - THIS ONE IS FROM ACTUALLY 186 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,857 @DAN RATHER. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: OH 187 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,392 >> Jimmy: LEGEND HE SAYS, "SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST. 188 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:51,498 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @RISAINES1. 189 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:56,536 SHE SAYS, "BOUGHT HOME GYM, ATE CAKE INSTEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:03,743 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @LUCKYGUY2017 HE SAYS, "BOOKED A TRIP, 191 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:09,883 CANCELLED A TRIP." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 192 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:14,688 SUMS UP THEIR SUMMER IN SIX WORDS. THIS ONE'S FROM @KEPBARNETT. 193 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,291 SHE SAYS, "POOL TIME, WHITE CLAW, HEAD WOUND." [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:23,229 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SONG OF 195 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,065 THE SUMMER YEAH, I LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S THE SONG 196 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:30,303 OF THE SUMMER. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @SUNNYMFLYNN SHE SAYS, "STILL AVOIDING 197 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:40,814 PEOPLE, DON'T MIND IT. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @BOBPOULTER 198 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,084 HE IS THE FATHER OF OLYMPIC ATHLETE JORDYN POULTER HE SAYS, "MY DAUGHTER WON 199 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,952 A GOLD MEDAL." THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:51,524 THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD SUMMER 201 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,794 MY DAUGHTER WON A GOLD MEDAL >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 202 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,530 >> Steve: ADD WHITE CLAW TO THAT AND YOU'RE GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,834 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @TRILLOCARL. HE SAYS, "TRIED TIKTOK DANCE, 204 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:05,505 SPRAINED MY ANKLE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 205 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,942 THIS ONE IS FROM @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAYS, "IN-LAWS VISITED, 206 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:15,682 THANKS NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES." [ APPLAUSE ] 207 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:20,387 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @BENPACK3521 HE SAYS, "PLAYED HASHTAGS 208 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:24,324 WEEKLY, WAS NEVER CHOSEN." >> Steve: AH! >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. 209 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,595 THANK YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU BEN PACK 210 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,563 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 211 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:34,934 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 212 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,569 MICHAEL SHANNON. COME ON! IT'S A GOOD SHOW 213 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:56,289 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 214 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,827 A TWO-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE, STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS", WHICH 215 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:07,467 PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU WELCOME MICHAEL SHANNON. 216 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:23,583 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 217 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:31,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AW, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 218 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,527 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HOW GREAT DOES THAT FEEL, THE AUDIENCE 219 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:39,065 >> OH, THAT'S JUST AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY. 220 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,633 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 221 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,736 COMING IN PERSON I APPRECIATE IT. >> NO. 222 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:46,873 I WOULDN'T THINK OTHERWISE YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 223 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:50,143 I SAW THIS THING THAT I THOUGHT WAS COOL, PICTURE OF YOU LOOK AT THIS 224 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,646 YOU'RE THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A YANKEES WHITE SOX GAME 225 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:57,484 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THERE. 226 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,321 LOOK -- THE SPLIT FINGER, RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH, YEAH. 227 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,722 EXACTLY. OH, THAT'S GOING TO HAVE SOME MOTION ON IT 228 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,025 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S GOING TO GO UP, DOWN, 229 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,761 AND ALL AROUND LIKE A CORK SCREW. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 230 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:12,532 GOOGLY EYES. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FREAK OUT? DID YOU GET NERVOUS TO COME OUT 231 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,068 AND THROW THE FIRST PITCH? >> WELL, I GET THERE, AND THE MASCOT IS SOUTH PAW FOR THE 232 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:21,041 WHITE SOX. AND HE'S A VERY -- YEAH, A VERY FRIENDLY, KIND OF GREEN FURRY 233 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:26,680 PERSON AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:30,150 AND HE CAME OUT IN FRONT OF HOME PLATE A LITTLE BIT. AND I WAS LIKE "DUDE, I WAS 235 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:34,054 PRACTICING ALL MORNING, I CAN THROW TO YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO COME IN FRONT 236 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,489 OF HOME PLATE WITH ME. I CAN DO IT. >> Jimmy: WAS IT HIS BIT OR WAS 237 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:41,061 IT LIKE HE WAS DOING - >> I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING COMPASSIONATE, LIKE I WAS 238 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,063 GOING SOME NEED HELP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE NO, I GOT THIS. 239 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:47,967 AND THEN, I THREW A PERFECTLY VIABLE, YOU KNOW, CHANGEUP YOU KNOW, MAYBE 20 MILE AN HOUR 240 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,905 CHANGEUP >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND - 241 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,874 >> Jimmy: DIFFICULT TO DO. >> YEAH, AND HE DROPPED IT HE DROPPED IT. 242 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,078 >> Jimmy: SOUTHPAW DID >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 243 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,013 >> YEAH. I THINK HE WAS SHOCKED I THINK HE WAS ASTONISHED AT 244 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:03,083 MY -- MY PROWESS >> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT TO HIM >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 245 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:07,554 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> BUT, WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THIS, IS - 246 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:14,094 AT THIS PARTICULAR GAME, THERE WERE TWO FIRST PITCHERS. THERE WAS ME AND I WALKED OUT, 247 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,462 THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, HE'S BEEN IN SOME MOVIES, AND HE'S HERE - 248 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:20,667 MICHAEL SHANNON. AND LIKE 10 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER. 249 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,869 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S BEEN IN SOME MOVIES 250 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:27,674 >> "LADIES AND GENTELMEN, MICHAEL SHANNON. AND THEN - 251 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,209 >> Jimmy: AT THIS RATE, THEY'RE NOT EVEN SAYING MICHAEL SHANNON. 252 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:34,047 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "NOW, HE'S A A DOCTOR, MICHAEL SHABBLEY." 253 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,850 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "MICHAEL SHABLEE. [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:42,522 AND THEN THE NEXT GUY WAS JUSTIN FIELDS. DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 255 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,825 HE'S THE NEW QUARTERBACK FOR THE CHICAGO BEARS. >> Jimmy: WOW. 256 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:51,598 >> SO BASICALLY I WENT ON BEFORE A QUARTERBACK [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,868 WHO PROCEEDED TO GO OUT THERE, AND THROW LIKE A 90 MILE AN HOUR FASTBALL. 258 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,303 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE HUMBLING >> YEAH, YEAH. 259 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,372 >> Jimmy: YEAH I JUST -- IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR ME. 260 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,208 AND IT LASTS FOREVER THE TEST OF TIME, IT OUTLIVES YOU. 261 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,177 >> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER LIVE IT DOWN 262 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,579 >> Jimmy: NO >> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: I'M NOT -- 263 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,314 >> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SHOWING THE CLIP 264 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,750 >> Questlove: STOP >> Jimmy: QUEST, I'M NOT - >> WAIT, WHAT -- WHAT IS IT? 265 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,819 >> Questlove: HE SAID IT IN AN INTERVIEW. >> WHAT IS IT? 266 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,555 NO, I WANT TO HEAR THIS. >> Questlove: NO YOU DON'T >> I WANT TO HEAR THIS 267 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,190 >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE DID IT RECENTLY >> OH, YOU DID 268 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,693 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: IT WAS - 269 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,327 LET'S JUST SAY THE FANATIC DIDN'T HELP HIM OUT. WELL, IT WAS INTERESTING, 270 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:26,132 RIGHT? >> Questlove: NO, IT WASN'T. >> Jimmy: YEAH 271 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,234 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT WHERE DID YOU LOSE CONTROL 272 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,036 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: JUST SHOW THE CLIP, JIMMY. 273 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,038 JUST SHOW -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE IT READY TO GO. 274 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,574 >> DID YOU -- DID YOU USE THE RESIN? USE THE RESIN? 275 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,178 >> Questlove: WHAT IS THE RESIN? WHAT'S THE RESIN 276 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,780 >> IT MAKES IT STICK, SO YOU GET A GOOD - >> Questlove: NO 277 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,049 >> Jimmy: BUT I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD BE AMAZING AT IT BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOU THROW 278 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,851 A DRUM STICK LIKE A DART [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: LIKE THIS? 279 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,053 NO, I'M -- NO. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, LIKE - WHAT IF I PUT SOMETHING DOWN, 280 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,056 COULD YOU HIT IT LIKE, WHAT IF I PUT -- IF I PUT THIS TARGET HERE, 281 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:55,895 OKAY CAN YOU -- >> OOH 282 00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:00,133 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT -- YOU GOT ANOTHER CHANCE >> Questlove: I HIT IT 283 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,369 >> OH, SO CLOSE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY CLOSE. >> Questlove: I'M RUNNING OUT 284 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:07,807 OF DRUMSTICKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 285 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,210 >> OH. [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] 286 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,146 >> Jimmy: VERY CLOSE, THOUGH >> I HAD NO IDEA I WAS BRINGING UP SUCH A TRAUMATIC THING. 287 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,482 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE - HE GOT OVER IT, YOU KNOW WE APPARENTLY NEVER BRING IT 288 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,750 UP >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: BUT -- 289 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,587 YOU KNOW, WE LIKE TO HAVE -- WE HAVE FUN HERE ON THE SHOW SO WE DON'T REALLY CARE. 290 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,223 >> YOU DO? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH DO YOU REMEMBER ONE TIME YOU 291 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:29,329 CAME ON, I DECLARED IT CAPE -- NATIONAL CAPE DAY. >> OH, YEAH. 292 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,831 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I PUT MY JACKET ON LIKE AS IF IT WERE A A CAPE 293 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,134 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN ACTED LIKE IT WAS A TREND THAT PEOPLE WERE 294 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:37,303 DOING. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU -- 295 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,205 FUNNY, VERY FUNNY, AND VERY FAST, RAN TO WARDROBE AND SAID, "DO YOU HAVE CAPES OR 296 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:43,109 ANYTHING?" >> 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW MY MIND WORKS. 297 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS YOU. >> WOW 298 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:50,116 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAME OUT, YOU WORE A CAPE. 299 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,851 AND IT WAS AWESOME AND I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT 300 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,920 AND EVERYONE LAUGHED, AND IT WAS -- IT WAS FUNNY 301 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,789 WELL, PEOPLE GOT SUCH A KICK OUT OF THAT, THAT SOMEONE STARTED SELLING MICHAEL SHANNON 302 00:20:55,789 --> 00:21:03,329 CAPE MERCHANDISE ON THE INTERNET AND SUPERYAKI TEAMED UP WITH 303 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,367 THE ILLUSTRATOR, BAILEY WATROUGH. >> OKAY. 304 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,437 >> Jimmy: AND THEY ACTUALLY MADE - THIS IS A REAL T-SHIRT THAT -- 305 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,707 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN BUY THEM IT'S CALLED "APRIL, 2016 306 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,643 MICHAEL SHANNON WEARS A CAPE ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.'" [ APPLAUSE ] 307 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:21,681 AND -- NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGET 308 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,850 >> NO >> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THAT TO YOU AS A PRESENT 309 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,819 >> AW, JIMMY, THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: YEAH 310 00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:28,555 THERE YOU GO >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 311 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,958 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO >> THAT'S VERY SWEET >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF A BIG 312 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,626 DEAL >> IT IS A BIG DEAL. >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY COOL, I 313 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,228 LOVE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. 314 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:39,799 >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ON HULU 315 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,769 >> HULU, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO TO HULU, AND YOU SEE IT 316 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:49,642 IT'S YOU, NICOLE KIDMAN. MELISSA McCARTHY BOBBY CANNAVALE. 317 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,811 >> YEP >> Jimmy: REGINA - [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,881 >> HALL. >> Jimmy: REGINA HALL. >> YEP 319 00:21:54,881 --> 00:22:00,220 >> Jimmy: GREAT CAST IT'S SET IN A -- BASICALLY -- 320 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:07,560 CAN I GET A TIGHT SHOT IT'S BASICALLY SET - IN, IT'S LIKE A RETREAT AND ALL 321 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,532 THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE GO TO THE RETREAT. AND YOU START FINDING OUT MORE 322 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:17,237 AND MORE ABOUT THEM. AND YOU'RE GREAT IN IT YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ALSO 323 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,340 VERY DRAMATIC. >> OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU. 324 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,410 >> Jimmy: YEAH DID I SET IT UP? >> YEAH, YEAH. 325 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,478 THAT'S PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ABOUT IT. 326 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,981 YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELL, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 327 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,783 HERE'S MICHAEL SHANNON IN "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 328 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:29,816 PERFECT STRANGERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 329 00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:38,258 BREAKFAST AND GO FOR A RUN >> I THINK BREAKY IS MANDATORY 330 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:42,562 IT'S A VERY PRECISE REGIMENT, HERE I SUGGEST WE SURRENDER TO IT, 331 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:48,735 PUMPKIN. >> THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH SURRENDERING I CAN DO, LEON. 332 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:53,106 YOU GO DON'T BE LATE FOR BREAKFAST. CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO 333 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:58,778 BREAK A RULE >> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN 334 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,182 >> IT MEANS RULES ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED. HOW ELSE TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL 335 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:07,921 OF A CIVILIZED SOCIETY >> YOU HAVE TO SEEK OUT THE WONDERFUL, HEATHER, BECAUSE IT 336 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:14,094 DOESN'T JUST COME KNOCKING MAYBE LIFE WILL SURPRISE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:16,663 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL SHANNON! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS" 338 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:21,501 PREMIERS TOMORROW ON HULU. MICHAEL AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. 339 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:44,157 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 340 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,693 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH MICHAEL SHANNON, EVERYBODY 341 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:53,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU QUEST, YOU WANT TO TRY IT, YOU 342 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:59,372 WANT TO TRY IT ONE MORE TIME [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 343 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:04,310 PRETEND IT IS MY FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE CHECKING WITH 344 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:09,049 QUESTLOVE ALL WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE 345 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,919 YOU'RE PUTTING HIM UNDER I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT TO ME. 346 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,855 OH, JESUS CHRIST >> Jimmy: OH -- SEE IF YOU CAN HIT IT 347 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,893 YOU'VE GOT A SHARPIE THERE >> I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT 348 00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:23,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN I STAND UP >> Jimmy: YEAH 349 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,499 >> YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DAMN THING. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU 350 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:31,271 GOT. [ DRUMROLL ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 351 00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:34,207 WAIT, WAIT, JUST ONE MORE REAL QUICK. [ DRUMROLL ] 352 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:38,578 >> OH. >> Jimmy: DAMN [ DRUMROLL ] 353 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:43,083 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] JUST KICK IT 354 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,919 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE GOT IT! * 355 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:52,459 [ BLEEP [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT 356 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:55,628 I'M OKAY YOU GOT IT >> NO! 357 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,731 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT >> NO! >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT 358 00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:59,466 IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT >> NO MORE 359 00:24:59,466 --> 00:25:03,837 >> Jimmy: I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 360 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:14,114 NO MORE. MICHAEL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. 361 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:18,818 [ LAUGHTER ] NO MORE. FOR US TO PLAY A GAME. 362 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,321 I KNOW YOU LIKE GAMES, RIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YES, SO THIS IS 363 00:25:21,321 --> 00:25:24,157 A GAME THAT I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT AT IT'S CALLED "SLOW TURN, TINY 364 00:25:24,157 --> 00:25:25,058 IT'S CALLED "SLOW TURN, TINY NOD. 365 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:27,660 * SLOW TURN 366 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:33,233 TINY NOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW THE GAME IS VERY 367 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:35,101 SIMPLE ONE AT A TIME WHILE MAINTAINING THE UTMOST COMPOSURE, WE WILL 368 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:41,875 VERY SLOWLY TURN OUR HEADS, LOOK INTO THE CAMERA AND DO THE TINIEST HEAD NOD POSSIBLE. 369 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,712 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHOEVER DOES THE BEST SLOW TURN, TINY HEAD NOD WILL 370 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:50,517 WIN. AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH. 371 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:54,988 AND YOU'LL GO FIRST. YOU READY FOR THIS >> YEAH. 372 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,956 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL, GO AHEAD SLOW TURN, TINY NOD. 373 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:06,132 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN I START AGAIN 374 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:09,636 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE. 375 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:13,673 >> HEY, I KNOW THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO ENJOY YOURSELVES, BUT YOU CAN HELP ME OUT HERE 376 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:17,077 >> Jimmy: DON'T BLAME THE AUDIENCE, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 377 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:20,347 THERE YOU GO, COME ON NOW. >> WE'RE A TEAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 378 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:28,655 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS RIDICULOUS 379 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:32,158 >> HOW DOES ANYBODY DO IT? >> Jimmy: IT'S MY TURN NOW IT'S MY TURN 380 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,327 HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT, FINE >> Jimmy: YOU LOST THAT ROUND. 381 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:37,831 VERY HARD GAME HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT. 382 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:52,812 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU CAN'T EVEN START. I AT LEAST STARTED 383 00:26:52,812 --> 00:27:11,631 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY 384 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:15,535 FEELINGS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 385 00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:17,837 LET'S DO ROUND TWO, OKAY LET'S UP THE STAKES A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT 386 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:23,309 EVEN SLOWER. AND THEN WHEN YOU REACH THE CAMERA, YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE TO 387 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:29,115 FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS TWICE. AND THEN A TINY NOD. I WON'T LOOK -- I WON'T LOOK AT 388 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:43,530 YOU. [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 389 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:45,598 I HAD TO LOOK -- I HAD TO LOOK BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED. I HAD TO LOOK BECAUSE I WAS 390 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,367 EXCITED. MAGIC WAS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 391 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:49,769 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SO TURN, NOSE FLARE, AND THEN, TINY NOD 392 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:55,675 HERE WE GO READY? * 393 00:27:55,675 --> 00:28:06,686 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ROUND THREE 394 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:10,023 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU HEAR THE NOISE "ROUND THREE," THAT MEANS IT'S ROUND THREE 395 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:14,461 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- THIS IS IT. 5,000 POINTS, YOU'RE GOING TO 396 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:19,599 WIN. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- LAST ONE, TURN YOUR HEAD, OKAY? 397 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:23,670 LOOK INTO CAMERA THREE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHIMMY YOUR 398 00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:26,239 SHOULDERS. >> SHIMMY MY SHOULDERS >> Jimmy: WHILE YOU SAY, "LOOKS 399 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,675 LIKE WE GOT DINNER PLANS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER 400 00:28:28,675 --> 00:28:31,411 PLANS. >> Jimmy: "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER PLANS." 401 00:28:31,411 --> 00:28:33,380 >> OBVIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS. >> Jimmy: AND THEN, FINALLY, 402 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:38,184 GIVE A TINY NOD IF YOU FEEL LIKE DOING IT. 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED 403 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:40,353 ANY OF THE TASKS [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT 404 00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:44,724 SHOULD I CLEAR MY NOSTRILS, TOO? >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, SURPRISE 405 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:47,894 ME, I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR TAKE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: I'M NOT LOOKING. 406 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:58,938 OOPS * >> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT DINNER 407 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:05,011 PLANS TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 408 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:09,783 RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS "SLOW TURN, TINY NOD. MY THANKS TO MICHAEL SHANNON 409 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:13,386 "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 410 00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:16,556 WE'LL BE BACK WITH PARIS HILTON STICK AROUND 411 00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:36,843 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 412 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:39,312 A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR, AND HER NEW SHOW "COOKING WITH PARIS" 413 00:29:39,312 --> 00:29:47,354 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME PARIS HILTON 414 00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:47,387 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME PARIS HILTON 415 00:29:48,421 --> 00:30:01,935 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:06,539 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW THANKS FOR COMING ON 417 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:09,042 >> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: THERE'S LOTS TO TALK ABOUT. 418 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:11,578 I KNOW THAT YOU JUST - YOU GOT ENGAGED. >> YES 419 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,848 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- [ CHEERS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 420 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:17,250 CONGRATULATIONS. ARE YOU IN THE PLANNING STAGES NOW? 421 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:21,421 >> YES, WE ARE PLANNING EVERYTHING IT'S VERY STRESSFUL. 422 00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:24,057 >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF STUFF. HAVE YOU PICKED OUT A DRESS? >> YES, THAT'S BASICALLY THE 423 00:30:24,057 --> 00:30:26,659 ONLY THING THAT I'VE DONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:28,962 IT'S A LOT OF STUFF, THOUGH. >> IT'S A LOT. IT'S -- BUT I'M NOT 425 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:32,365 A BRIDEZILLA AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE, THOUGH 426 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:36,603 I THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL BUT, HERE'S THE ONE THING I 427 00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:39,973 THOUGHT WAS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT YOU'RE DOCUMENTING YOUR WEDDING FOR A SHOW, A SERIES ON 428 00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:43,510 PEACOCK. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHY ADD THAT EXTRA 429 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,312 PRESSURE >> I JUST FEEL LIKE FOR MY DOCUMENTARY, "THIS IS PARIS," 430 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:52,185 IT ENDED IN A WAY IN WHICH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS AN AMAZING -- BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE I WANTED 431 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:55,822 FANS TO SEE THAT I FOUND MY PRINCE CHARMING AND MY HAPPY FAIRY-TALE ENDING. 432 00:30:55,822 --> 00:31:00,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, GOOD, I'M GLAD [ APPLAUSE ] 433 00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:04,798 ARE YOU GOING TO - I KNOW YOU -- YOU DEEJAY YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS 434 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:08,301 DEEJAYS OUT THERE. AND -- ARE YOU GOING TO DEEJAY AT YOUR OWN WEDDING OR GET A 435 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:12,138 A BAND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH. 436 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:15,508 I'LL DEFINITELY GET A DEEJAY BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH. WE'LL HAVE A BAND AS WELL. 437 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:18,345 IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A THREE DAY AFFAIR, SO >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 438 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:21,214 >> WE HAVE A LOT HAPPENING >> Jimmy: THREE DAYS BIG DEAL 439 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:22,182 >> YES >> Jimmy: SO MORE THAN ONE DRESS? 440 00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:26,086 >> LOTS OF DRESSES PROBABLY TEN I LOVE OUTFIT CHANGES. 441 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:29,089 >> Jimmy: TEN OUTFITS. AND HOW ABOUT YOUR -- YOUR HUSBAND TO BE. 442 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:33,226 WILL HE HAVE OUTFIT CHANGES? >> HE'S NOT AS HIGH MAINTENANCE AS I AM. 443 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,528 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DEEJAY, DO YOU GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE COME 444 00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:41,534 UP TO THE BOOTH AND MAKE REQUESTS >> IT DEPENDS ON THE REQUEST 445 00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:44,170 IF IT'S LIKE A BRUTAL SONG, YEAH, THAT'S ANNOYING. IF THEY HAVE A GOOD IDEA, WHY 446 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,007 NOT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH. 447 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:50,176 >> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR MOM AND DAD DOING? >> THEY'RE DOING AMAZING 448 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:51,711 >> Jimmy: YOUR MOM IS A HIT, BY THE WAY. SHE'S ON -- SHE'S NOT 449 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:54,814 A HOUSEWIFE BUT SHE'S ON "REAL HOUSEWIVES." AND EVERY TIME SHE'S -- SHE'S 450 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:57,951 A HIT. >> SHE IS SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID SHE 451 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:02,288 ASK YOU BEFORE SHE WENT ON LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU MIND IF I DO THIS?" 452 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,158 >> WE REDDIT ABOUT IT ON TMZ AND MY SISTER AND I WERE, LIKE, TERRIFIED. 453 00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:09,629 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE DIDN'T WANT HER GETTING INVOLVED IN ALL THE 454 00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:11,931 DRAMA. BUT, I'M VERY PROUD OF HER SHE'S JUST HERSELF 455 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,768 SHE'S FUNNY. AND PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT SO, I'M REALLY PROUD OF HER. 456 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:16,636 >>> Jimmy: THERE WAS ONE THAT I SAW WHERE, I THINK, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A RED BULL WAS OR 457 00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:21,975 SOMETHING. OR SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT KEPT YOU AWAKE. 458 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:25,912 AND SHE ENDED UP DRINKING IT, STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, AND, LIKE, SHE COULDN'T GO TO SLEEP 459 00:32:25,912 --> 00:32:28,314 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW IS "THIS IS 460 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:31,284 PARIS" GOING, YOUR PODCAST >> IT'S SO MUCH FUN. I LOVE -- YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN 461 00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:33,219 INTERVIEWED, LIKE, A BILLION TIMES, SO TO BE THE ONE DOING IT AND ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS 462 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:38,525 IS SUPER FUN >> Jimmy: I FIND THE SHOW INTERESTING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO 463 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:42,962 INTERESTING. YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON 464 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,231 WHEN YOU ASK A QUESTION AND SOMEONE WILL GET - SOME STORY WILL GET BROUGHT UP, 465 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,633 AND YOU'RE LIKE "OH, YEAH," AND THEN YOU'LL TELL THIS STORY LIKE - 466 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:50,503 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW INTO NFTs YOU WERE DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 467 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:53,340 >> Audience: NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE 12 PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IT IS 468 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,844 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, I BARELY KNOW -- CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT AN NFT IS 469 00:32:57,844 --> 00:33:01,448 >> IT'S A NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. >> Jimmy: NONFUNGIBLE. >> YES 470 00:33:01,448 --> 00:33:03,083 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> WHICH IS BASICALLY A DIGITAL CONTRACT THAT'S ON THE BLOCK 471 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:08,555 CHAIN. SO YOU CAN BASICALLY HAVE -- SELL ANYTHING FROM ART TO MUSIC 472 00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:14,060 TO EXPERIENCES, PHYSICAL OBJECTS. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP 473 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,962 INTO THE NFT WORLD, BUT I WOULD -- I KNOW BEEPLE IS AN ARTIST 474 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:22,869 THAT'S AWESOME >> YEAH, SO AWESOME. >> Jimmy: AND HE HAD, LIKE, 475 00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:28,541 MAYBE LIKE 300 PICTURES IN ONE DIGITAL PICTURE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING 476 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:31,277 AND I GO, "WELL, I COULD NEVER DO THAT, WHAT HE DID." >> YEAH. 477 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:34,080 YOU COULD TRY SOMETHING, MAYBE LIKE SELL ONE OF YOUR JOKES OR SOMETHING. 478 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,249 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT TO MY AUDIENCE TONIGHT. 479 00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:39,486 ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ LAUGHTER ] I DOUBT I COULD MAKE MONEY OFF 480 00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:43,757 THE NFTs I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "COOKING WITH PARIS" BECAUSE -- 481 00:33:43,757 --> 00:33:51,164 YOU KNOW -- WITH ALL THESE PROJECTS, I GET TO KNOW YOU MORE AND MORE. 482 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:54,567 "THIS IS PARIS," WHEN YOU MADE THAT, I GO, "WOW." THAT WAS SO INTERESTING TO SEE 483 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,937 THAT SIDE OF YOU, AND IT JUST WAS VERY -- I LOVED IT AND THIS, THE ONE I SAW, THE 484 00:33:57,937 --> 00:34:01,441 EPISODE IS YOU AND KIM KARDASHIAN HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH 485 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:05,045 OTHER, YOU AND KIM >> SINCE WE WERE LITTLE GIRLS, OUR WHOLE LIFE 486 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:08,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COOKED TOGETHER? 487 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:11,251 >> OH, MY -- BACK IN THE DAY WHEN WE WOULD GO OUT AT NIGHT, LIKE, WE'D COME HOME LATE, AND, 488 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:14,254 LIKE, MAKE GRILLED CHEESES OR - >> Jimmy: REALLY 489 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:16,322 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO GRILLED CHEESE >> BRIOCHE BREAD, CHEDDAR 490 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:20,260 CHEESE, LOTS OF BUTTER >> Jimmy: MMM. I GO, WONDER BREAD, AMERICAN 491 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:27,067 KRAFT SINGLES, AND YEAH. YEAH, LOTS OF BUTTER AND MAKE SURE THE PAN IS HOT 492 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,902 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO LOVE A GRILLED CHEESE 493 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,970 GOSH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE SHOW. 494 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:34,808 HERE ARE PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHIAN ON "COOKING WITH PARIS. 495 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:35,842 PARIS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 496 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,511 >> THIS IS HOW IT USED TO BE 497 00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:41,581 PARIS WOULD HAVE THE IDEAS, AND I'D COME IN AND BE LIKE "THIS IS NEVER GOING TO WORK OUT 498 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:45,385 LIKE, THIS IS NOT PRACTICAL. >> YOU'RE THE ORGANIZED ONE, I AM LIKE THE MOST DISORGANIZED 499 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:51,524 PERSON IN THE WORLD. * >> THIS MIGHT WORK 500 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:56,329 >> WE GOT -- OH, THAT'S CUTE. >> KILLING IT. 501 00:34:56,329 --> 00:35:00,700 IF THIS WAS COOKIES, IT WOULD WORK, RIGHT? >> I'M GOING TO NEED TO, LIKE, 502 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,738 TOUCH UP MY MAKEUP I'M LITERALLY CRYING THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT THESE 503 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:10,410 MARSHMALLOWS - COULD WORK OH MY GOD. 504 00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:12,178 OH MY GOD. WAIT, DO I HAVE BLUE ALL OVER MY FACE. 505 00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:16,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PARIS HILTON, EVERYBODY. 506 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:19,119 "COOKING WITH PARIS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX COURTNEY BARNETT PERFORMS FOR 507 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:22,055 US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:38,938 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RAE STREET" FROM HER UPCOMING NEW 509 00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:44,277 ALBUM "THINGS TAKE TIME, TAKE TIME," HERE'S COURTNEY BARNETT 510 00:35:47,313 --> 00:36:09,235 * * IN THE MORNING I'M SLOW I DRAG A CHAIR OVE 511 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:19,379 TO THE WINDO AND I * * WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON 512 00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:26,486 THE GARBAGE TRUC TIPTOES ALONG THE ROAD LIGHT A CANDLE * 513 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:35,562 * FOR THE SUFFERIN' SEND MY BEST WISHE WITH THE WIN 514 00:36:35,562 --> 00:36:42,469 ALL OUR CANDLES * * HOPES AND PRAYERS THOUGH WELL-MEANIN 515 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:52,078 THEY DON'T MEAN A THIN UNLESS WE SEE SOME CHANGE * * I MIGHT CHANG 516 00:36:52,078 --> 00:37:03,123 MY SHEETS TODA WELL TIME IS MONEY AND MONEY IS * 517 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:10,864 * NO MAN'S FRIEND AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMEN 518 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:18,872 I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH UP * * DON'T WORRY S MUCH ABOUT I 519 00:37:18,872 --> 00:37:29,783 THE DAY BEGINS TO SHIN THE PARENT TEACHES THE * * CHILD HOW TO RIDE 520 00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:36,056 THE BIKE WALKERS SIDE TO SIDE TWO DOGS ENTANGLE * 521 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:47,934 * EVERYBODY SMILE THE PAIR ACROSS THE STREET ONE'S UP THE LADDE 522 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:57,544 AND ONE'S ON THEIR KNEES * * PAINTING THE FADED BRIC WHAT'S THE POINT 523 00:37:57,544 --> 00:38:06,853 IT LOOKS FINE FROM UP HERE WELL TIME IS MONEY * * AND MONEY I 524 00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:16,029 NO MAN'S FRIEN AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMENT * 525 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:23,136 * I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH U DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT I 526 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:34,614 I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE * * DAY TO BECOME NIGHT NEXT DOOR TH 527 00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:45,058 KIDS RUN AMO THE MOTHER SCREAMS * * DON'T YOU EVER SHUT U 528 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:50,697 AND THERE'S ON THING I KNOW THE SUN WILL RISE * 529 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:59,873 * TODAY AND TOMORRO WE'VE GOT A LONG LONG WAY TO GO 530 00:38:59,873 --> 00:39:09,015 WELL TIME IS MONEY * * AND MONEY I NO MAN'S FRIEN 531 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:17,123 AND ALL EYES ON THE PAVEMENT * * I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH U 532 00:39:17,123 --> 00:39:24,364 DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT I I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE * 533 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:35,275 * DAY TO BECOME NIGHT AND I'LL SHINE THOSE SHOES IN ALL THOSE WORN SPLITS 534 00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:48,822 GET BACK TO NORMAL * * LAY IT ALL ON THE TABLE YA SEEM SO STABL 535 00:39:48,822 --> 00:39:53,660 BUT YOU'RE JUST HANGIN' ON LET GO THAT EXPECTATION * * CHANGE THE STATIO 536 00:39:53,660 --> 00:40:13,446 AND FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT * * * 537 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:17,050 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 538 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:20,420 MICHAEL KEATON AND HEIDI KLUM WILL BE HERE PLUS WE HAVE MUSIC FROM 539 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:23,256 VINCE STAPLES FEATURING FOUSHEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:26,326 MY THANKS TO MICHAEL SHANNON, PARIS HILTON, COURTNEY BARNETT, ONCE AGAIN 541 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:31,031 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 542 00:40:31,031 --> 00:40:34,868 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 543 00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,836 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE