1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,980 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:19,853 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,590 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MELISSA McCARTHY 4 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:29,262 JAI COURTNEY MUSICAL GUEST LITTLE SIMZ. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:38,571 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1501 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:39,172 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:46,980 * 8 00:00:46,980 --> 00:01:03,063 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:07,734 WELCOME EVERYBODY, PLEASE. THANK YOU AND WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:11,571 YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT! IF YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME 11 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:15,608 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 12 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:19,879 WELL GUYS OF COURSE EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE SITUATION IN AFGHANISTAN. 13 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:23,717 THE U.S. IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A A WITHDRAWAL FROM THE COUNTRY, AND YESTERDAY THE AFGHAN 14 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:28,188 GOVERNMENT FELL TO THE TALIBAN THAT'S RIGHT, LAST YEAR, TRUMP MADE A PEACE DEAL -- TRUMP MADE 15 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,591 A PEACE DEAL WITH THE TALIBAN TO END THE WAR AND NOW AFTER BIDEN'S 16 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,527 WITHDRAWAL, THEY'RE BACK IN POWER. SO, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S 17 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,697 NICE TO HAVE A BUY PARTISAN SCREW UP [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,967 YOU CAN TELL THINGS AREN'T GOOD FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE TODAY HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE 19 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:47,974 ELECTION WAS STOLEN? [ LAUGHTER ] SOME COVID NEWS, SENATOR 20 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:53,546 MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER IS CALLING FOR A FEDERAL CRACK DOWN ON FAKE VACCINATION CARDS 21 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:57,817 WHICH ARE BEING SOLD ALL OVER THE INTERNET PERSONALLY, I'M SHOCKED. 22 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,220 YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO PHOTOCOPY INDEX CARDS? 23 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:07,327 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, MAYBE FOR STARTERS, WE MAKE THEM A LITTLE MORE 24 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:10,630 ADVANCED THAN A PUNCH CARD FROM QUIZNOS. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,668 THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK SCHUMER WANTS THE FBI TO CRACK DOWN ON FAKE VACCINE CARDS 26 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,604 AND IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE PRETTY EASY TO SPOT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 27 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:23,610 FOR INSTANCE, A REAL CARD SAYS WHETHER YOU TOOK PFIZER, MODERNA, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON 28 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,346 WHILE A FAKE ONE SAYS WHETHER YOU SWALLOWED A TIDE POD OR INJECTED BLEACH. 29 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:32,385 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT ONES FAKE HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE 30 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,421 A REAL CARD HAS A LOGO IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER THAT SAYS CDC, WHILE A FAKE CARD HAS A LOGO IN 31 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:40,894 THE TOP RIGHT CORNER THAT SAYS, "LOL IDK." [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:46,566 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, A REAL CARD SAYS, "PLEASE KEEP THIS CARD WHICH 33 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:51,604 HOLDS IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE VACCINES RECEIVED. WHILE A FAKE CARD SAYS, "IF YOU 34 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,807 SEE THE POLICE, SET THIS ON FIRE." THERE YOU GO 35 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:59,479 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS 36 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:03,183 I READ THAT WALMART IS LOOKING TO HIRE A CRYPTO CURRENCY EXPERT TO OVERSEE THE COMPANY'S 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:08,321 DIGITAL CURRENCY PUSH. AT FIRST, DIGITAL CURRENCY WAS USED TO PURCHASE ART 38 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:12,826 SOON IT WILL BE USED TO BUY VOLLEYBALL NETS AND SLIM JIMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:17,297 SERIOUSLY, I'D LOVE TO MEET THE GUY FROM WALMART WHO BUYS A PAIR OF JORTS WITH BITCOIN 40 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:21,901 AND, FINALLY, I HEARD THAT A A MAN IN TEXAS FLEW 650 MILES TO FOR A FIRST DATE WITH A 41 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:27,073 A WOMAN HE MET ON TIKTOK [ AUDIENCE AWS ] WHEN THE WOMAN HEARD HE WAS 42 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,209 TRAVELING 650 MILES TO MEET HER, SHE WAS LIKE -- * OH, N 43 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,946 OH, NO OH, NO, NO, NO, NO NO * 44 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,448 [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 45 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,082 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN 46 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:41,788 * 47 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:55,135 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 48 00:03:55,135 --> 00:04:00,707 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CO-STARS WITH NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE NEW HULU SERIES, "NINE 49 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,209 PERFECT STRANGERS. MELISSA McCARTHY IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:11,051 >> Steve: WOAH LOVE HER >> Jimmy: UH, SHE IS 51 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,688 UNBELIEVABLE >> Steve: SHE IS HILARIOUS >> Jimmy: SHE CAN DO IT ALL. 52 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,624 SHE CAN DO THE COMEDY. SHE CAN DO THE DRAMA MAN WHEN SHE DOES THE -- SHE 53 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,794 JUST SO -- REMEMBER, SHE DID A LIP SYNC BATTLE HERE? 54 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,197 >> Steve: UGH, INSANE. "THE COLORS OF THE WIND? >> Jimmy: IT WAS "THE COLORS OF 55 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,933 THE WIND." AND WE HAD A WIND MACHINE BLOWING ON HER, AND SHE 56 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:34,374 COULDN'T SEE DID SHE HAVE GOGGLES ON? AND, LIKE, WET LEAVES HIT HER 57 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,343 IMMEDIATELY IN THE FACE. SHE COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING, AND THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE, WE WERE 58 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:40,380 THROWING ANIMALS -- STUFFED ANIMALS, AND SHE JUST CAUGHT ONE. 59 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:46,486 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST LIKE -- ALMOST LIKE A -- YEAH. 60 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,122 >> Steve: REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS UP STAIRS DOING SEAN SPICER, SHE PLANNED WHERE THAT PODIUM 61 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,992 WOULD GO EXACTLY SHE WOULD, LIKE, RUN OVER STUFF AND SAY, "OKAY, I'M GOING RUN 62 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:59,165 OVER YOUR FOOT SO STAY THERE. BE READY FOR IT. 63 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:02,802 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING ANYWAYS, I LOVE HER. 64 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,338 MELISSA McCARTHY IS ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,474 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE BIG NEW MOVE, "THE SUICIDE SQUAD. 66 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,044 JAI COURTNEY IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH 67 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:16,049 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMS RIGHT HERE 68 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:24,424 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A NICE 69 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,292 WEEKEND? >> Steve: I DID. VERY GOOD. 70 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,595 >> Jimmy: IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. >> Steve: YEAH 71 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,865 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUD. >> Steve: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,167 >> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SO LONG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU BECAUSE I FEEL 73 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,871 LIKE - I FEEL LIKE -- I'VE GOT YOU JAM RECORDS. 74 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,840 >> Steve: AND A CHECK FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:45,211 >> Jimmy: DID THAT GO THROUGH? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE I GOT YOU A PRESENT 76 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,547 THAT YOU GOT ME. >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK SO IT'S ALSO -- IT IS -- YOU GO, 77 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:52,952 "WELL, GOSH, I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS PERSON 30 YEARS OF BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. 78 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,255 >> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER 30 YEARS WE'VE GOTTEN EACH OTHER EVERY 79 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,323 SINGLE GIFT. I'M LIKE - >> Steve: "WHAT DO I LIKE? 80 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:01,695 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "WHAT DO I FEEL LIKE GETTING? I'LL JUST GET IT FOR YOU." 81 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,563 >> Steve: "A COCKTAIL SHAKER." >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO OUT OR ANYTHING 82 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:06,032 HAVE A DINNER? >> Steve: I WAS IN CHICAGO WENT TO SECOND CITY FOR WORK 83 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:09,235 AND SAW THE KIDS >> Jimmy: CHICAGO'S AWESOME. >> Steve: DELIGHTFUL 84 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:12,205 WENT TO COCOPAZO AND TO GIBSONS. >> Jimmy: WOO. 85 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,274 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Steve: WALKED DOWN THE STREET 86 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,142 LIVED IT UP. SLEPT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 87 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:19,846 YOU KNOW, IN A HOTEL ROOM. GOT NUTS WENT TO BED ABOUT 11:00. 88 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:25,085 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HUNG OUT WITH THE KIDS, AND TOOK VIDEO OF, YOU 89 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,187 KNOW, THE KIDS DOING DIFFERENT STUFF. RUNNING OR I DON'T EVEN KNOW, 90 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,589 BORING STUFF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT. 91 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:33,526 >> Jimmy: EVEN MORE BORING -- I DID THE WHOLE THING ON SLOW-MO [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,495 >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO THAT'S GOOD. >> I DIDN'T REALIZE IT 93 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:40,066 I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ON VIDEO. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO OPPOSITE ONCE YOU HAVE IT - 94 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,935 >> Steve: ONCE IT'S SLOW-MO -- YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE 95 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,137 REGULAR VIDEO, YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO SLOW-MO. >> Steve: RIGHT. 96 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:52,645 >> Jimmy: IF YOU RECORD THE THING IN SLOW-MO, IT'S ALWAYS IN SLOW-MO 97 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,615 GOSH, MADE THE BORING VIDEOS, EVEN MORE BORING >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT 98 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,384 >> Jimmy: THEY WERE JUST STARING -- >> Steve: WE'RE ALL GOING TO 99 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,352 WATCH THIS >> Jimmy: EVERYONE SIT DOWN. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH 100 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:04,024 45 MINUTES OF WINNIE AND FRANNY LOOKING AT ME. ANYWAYS, I DID THAT. 101 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:07,527 WATCHED "WHITE LOTUS." >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE MIXED 102 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:10,697 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YES, YOU LIKE THE ENDING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:16,469 DID YOU NOT LIKE THE ENDING? SO THEY LIKED IT, OR - >> Steve: DID THEY NOT SEE IT. 104 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:22,042 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DID YOU SEE IT >> YEAH. >> NO. 105 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,678 >> Jimmy: I LOVE AN HONEST AUDIENCE >> Steve: WOW. 106 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,847 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE BRUTALLY HONEST, I LOVE IT. "NO, WE DIDN'T SEE IT. 107 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:31,951 YEAH >> Steve: YEAH, NO >> Jimmy: AND THEN I WATCHED A 108 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:37,791 A LITTLE "BELOW DECK MED." YOU GUYS WATCH THAT? >> NO. 109 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,961 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S A NO GIRL. THE NO SECTION 110 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:50,270 >> Steve: THE NO CAT NOEW >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. 111 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:57,811 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT, RIGHT, GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,313 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK, NO GIRLS? 113 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:06,219 [ INDISCERNIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 114 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,621 NEWS ABOUT RAM TRUCKS? I GUESS, IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 115 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:08,655 I GUESS, IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 116 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,427 EFFECT FOR THOUSANDS OF RAM TRUCKS 117 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,162 INVESTIGATORS SAY SOME AIR BAG INFLATORS COULD HAVE MOISTURE IN THEM, AND COULD RUPTURE 118 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,865 IN THEM, AND COULD RUPTURE WITHOUT WARNING. 119 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,370 >> Tariq: WHAT 120 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:26,339 OH, MAN, I JUST BOUGHT A NEW RAM TRUCK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT 121 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:30,810 THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: I WAS EXCITED. I WANTED TO SHOW IT OFF AT MY 122 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:35,515 FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. BUT, WHATEVER, AT LEAST I CAN STILL GIVE THEM THE M&M COOKIE 123 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,451 CAKE THAT I BROUGHT FROM WALMART. [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:43,523 >> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: OH, WHAT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 125 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:43,556 >> Tariq: OH, WHAT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 126 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,830 ON A COOKIE CAKE SOLD IN WALMART STORES IN 23 STATES. 127 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:50,864 ON A COOKIE CAKE SOLD IN WALMART STORES IN 23 STATES. 128 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,502 >> Tariq: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING TO 129 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:59,072 THE PARTY NOW? THE FROZEN SHRIMP IN MY KITCHEN? 130 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:04,711 DEEP FREEZER WELL - >> Jimmy: I, I - 131 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,614 >> Tariq: DON'T SAY IT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 132 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:13,119 SHRIMP IN YOUR KITCHEN, OR DEEP FREEZER, LISTEN UP THEY'RE AT THE CENTER OF A 133 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:13,853 THEY'RE AT THE CENTER OF A A NATIONWIDE RECALL. 134 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,358 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ 135 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:22,295 LOOK, I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING TO BRING >> Tariq: YEAH, RIGHT. 136 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,098 AT THIS POINT, ALL I HAVE LEFT IS SOME DOG FOOD AND TREATS. 137 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,236 ARE BEING RECALLED DUE TO HIGH LEVELS OF VITAMIN D. 138 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:36,076 >> Tariq: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME, AND SIT ON MY NEW HIMALAYAN 139 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,510 SOFT PINK AREA RUG FROM AMAZON [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:46,353 EXCLUSIVELY ON AMAZON IS BEING RECALLED BECAUSE OF THE RUGS BEING A FIRE HAZARD. 141 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:50,290 >> Tariq: THIS SUMMER IS A A BUST LET'S JUST FAST FORWARD TO 142 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,826 THANKSGIVING SO I CAN ENJOY SOME FRESH TURKEY WITH MY FAMILY 143 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:52,859 SOME FRESH TURKEY WITH MY FAMILY 144 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:59,132 FINDING A TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER THIS YEAR. 145 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,633 THERE'S REPORTEDLY A SHORTAGE OF FRESH TURKEYS 146 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,340 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: COME ON, COME ON, 147 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,610 COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING THAT CAN CHEER YOU UP. 148 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,547 WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING THE MOST >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 149 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:19,252 I GUESS, EATING CHOCOLATE AND DRINKING DR. PEPPER. [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:24,224 >> Jimmy: HEY, TARIQ >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT NOW >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 151 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:24,257 >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT NOW >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 152 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,730 AND DRINK DR. PEPPER, YOU CAN NOW DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME 153 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,266 DR. PEPPER'S INTRODUCING A NEW FLAVOR IT'S CALLED FANTASTIC 154 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:33,667 IT'S CALLED FANTASTIC CHOCOLATE. 155 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,070 YES! 156 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:56,222 THE BEST SUMMER EVER * * 157 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,525 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING A FUN GAME WITH MELISSA McCARTHY AFTER THE 158 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:02,662 BREAK. COME ON BACK EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:24,084 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. 160 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,485 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY ROBOT. 161 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:32,192 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY, HEY, HEY ROBOT HEY ROBOT * 162 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,929 >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE STAR 163 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,431 OF THE NEW HULU SHOW, "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. PLEASE WELCOME, 164 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,935 MELISSA McCARTHY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 165 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:45,872 YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> HEY 166 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:51,344 >> Jimmy: HEY, BUD >> WHEN YOU ARE THINKING TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTS, YOU 167 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,413 THINK OF ME. RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY 168 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,116 CORRECT. YEAH, NOW I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT. 169 00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:00,620 'CAUSE HERE'S WHY I DID THINK ABOUT YOU, BECAUSE THIS IS BASED ON A REAL BOARD GAME, 170 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,890 CALLED "HEY ROBOT", THAT YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME 171 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,293 "PASSWORD" BUT YOUR PARTNER HAS A SMART SPEAKER. FIRST, I'LL PICK A CARD WITH A 172 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:12,866 A WORD ON IT THEN, WE'LL TAKE TURNS ASKING A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER 173 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:17,904 TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS ANSWER IF IT DOES, YOU GET A POINT. 174 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,740 AND MELISSA, THE REASON WHY I DID THINK OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE NEW VOICES 175 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:28,381 OF ALEXA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S TRUE, WHICH IS SUPER 176 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:32,118 CREEPY IN MY HOUSE MY KIDS, I THINK, ARE VERY RATTLED BY IT. 177 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,888 AND BEN LIKES TO TALK TO IT A LOT. BUT, YEAH, I GUESS THEY REALLY 178 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:39,225 NEEDED, LIKE, A NASAL CHICAGO VOICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY GOT - 179 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:43,096 THIS JUST MUST BE -- IT'S AMAZING ALL RIGHT, WELL, SO, INSTEAD OF 180 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,168 ALEXA, WE'RE GOING TO USE -- WE'RE GONNA BE ASKING YOU INSTEAD. 181 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,236 WELL, NOT YOU. BUT WE'LL ASK THE "ALEXA" YOU, OKAY 182 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,539 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WILL GO FIRST, HERE WE GO. 183 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:56,109 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY -- CHAMELEON 184 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,011 I GUESS I'M NOT HIDING THAT FROM THIS. ALRIGHT, READY 185 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:03,149 I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY THAT OKAY HEY MELISSA, WHAT ARE THE THREE 186 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:08,188 BIGGEST HITS OF CULTURE CLUB >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. 187 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:13,860 ACCORDING TO ACCESS.COM, BETWEEN LATE '83 AND EARLY 1984, CULTURE CLUB WAS THE 188 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:17,464 BIGGEST BAND IN NEW WAVE AS "COLOR BY NUMBERS" BY NUMBERS SPAWNED TWO MORE SMASH HITS IN 189 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,100 "MISS ME BLIND." NUMBER 5 OUT 100 IN "IT'S A MIRACLE. 190 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,070 NUMBER 4, UK NUMBER 13, HOT 100 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY 191 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,106 WHAT [ BUZZER ] "MISS ME BLIND?" 192 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,609 OKAY YOU'RE LAUGHING, AND THAT'S FUNNY? 193 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,112 IT WAS ODD IT WAS SO BIZARRE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. 194 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,848 >> "HE'S NOT GONNA SHUT UP." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 195 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,584 THEY DIDN'T GET IT YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL CAN YOU GET -- 196 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,653 >> OH. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GET YOU GET YOU TO SAY THIS WORD 197 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:47,093 >> HERE'S SOMETHING CREEPY HEY, MELISSA, WHAT DO YOU CALL A LIZARD THAT CHANGES COLOR? 198 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:51,998 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO 199 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,935 WALKHIGHLANDS.CO.UK, COMMON LIZARD IS THE MORE USUAL NAME BUT IS RETAINED IT'S SOUTHERN 200 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:59,339 MONIKER VIA IT'S SCIENTIFIC NAME, ZOOTOCA VIVIPARA [ LAUGHTER ] 201 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,609 >> Jimmy: HA [ BUZZER ] SEE IF THE WORD WAS -- 202 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,245 >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S WEIRD IS THEY DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT STUFF, I JUST KNOW IT OFF 203 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,547 THE TOP OF MY HEAD SO, [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU KNOW 204 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,151 ZOOTOCA VIVIPARA OH, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON. 205 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,753 THAT ONE -- THAT -- WELL, NO ONE GETS A POINT FOR THAT ONE. MELISSA, IT'S YOUR CHANCE, 206 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:25,231 YOU'RE UP. YOU HAVE TO GET YOU, YOUR ALEXA TO SAY, MEDITATION 207 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:31,137 >> HEY, MELISSA, WHEN YOU GO TO A SPA RETREAT AND YOU SIT QUIETLY, WHAT IS THAT CALLED 208 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,873 >> I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,409 >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU TRY -- WHY DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN. 210 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:42,082 ASK ME AGAIN >> OKAY, READY HEY, MELISSA, CAN YOU SAY 211 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,886 MEDITATION [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE STATES OF MEDITATION -- 212 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,257 [ DINGING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT THAT ONE. 213 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,326 WE GOT TO CLARIFY THE RULES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU DIDN'T SAY WE COULDN'T 214 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,428 CHEAT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE RULES. 215 00:14:55,428 --> 00:15:03,837 THAT'S - * [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,239 >> THIS FEELS GOOD >> Jimmy: THIS FEELS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,943 THIS FEELS GREAT THIS MUST BE THE MOST -- THE MOST PERSONAL INTERVIEW WE'VE 218 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,578 EVER HAD THE DEEPEST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,781 BY FAR HEY, MELISSA, STOP I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO 220 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:20,353 THAT ALL RIGHT, MELISSA, THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE 221 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,723 THIS -- IT'S 1-0, AND IT'S YOUR TURN SINCE YOU ARE OUR GUEST THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND. 222 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:28,061 THIS IS WHERE IT'S WORTH 1,000 POINTS RIGHT HERE. CAN YOU GET YOUR VERSION OF 223 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:44,077 ALEXA TO SAY - JERK >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YEAR. 224 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:49,949 HEY, ALEXA, NAME A STEVE MARTIN FILM THAT ALSO COULD BE CONSIDERED AN INSULT 225 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,485 >> HMM, I DON'T KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 226 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:59,259 >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO GO WITH THAT AS WELL. >> Tariq: HOW ABOUT, HOW 227 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:05,265 ABOUT -- MELISSA, WHAT WAS STEVE MARTIN'S BREAK-OUT FILM? >> Jimmy: TARIQ'S PLAYING NOW. 228 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,767 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD ASK FOR HELP 229 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:12,906 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS -- HEY, MELISSA, WHAT WAS 230 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:19,713 STEVE MARTIN'S BREAK-OUT FILM? >> STEVE MARTIN'S FIRST FILM WAS "FATHER OF THE BRIDE." 231 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,781 >> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS NOT TRUE 232 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:27,687 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- THAT'S NOT TRUE 233 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,056 ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE >> IT'S NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: I GOT ONE. 234 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,692 I GOT ONE. THAT IS NOT CORRECT AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:38,398 I GOT ONE, HEY - >> SHAME ON YOU MELISSA. >> Jimmy: HEY, MELISSA, WHAT'S 236 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:43,636 A POPULAR TYPE OF CHICKEN IN JAMAICA? [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,474 >> HMM, I'M JUST NOT SURE. APOLOGIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,442 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO TRAVEL MORE 239 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:57,317 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY MELISSA, NAME THE COMEDIANS THAT ARE FAMOUS FOR PRANK 240 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:03,423 CALLS. >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON REFERENCE.COM. 241 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:08,028 CELEBRITIES WHO WERE FAMOUS PRIMARILY FOR MAKING PRANK PHONE CALLS, INCLUDE THE TUBE 242 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,864 BAR PRANKSTERS, JOHN ELMO AND JIM DAVIDSON AND THE JERKY BOYS 243 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,265 >> Jimmy: YES! [ DINGS THAT'S RIGHT 244 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,435 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 245 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:19,506 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY. 246 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,442 STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING TO MELISSA AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK 247 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:51,371 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 248 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:58,678 EMMY-WINNING AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "NINE 249 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,648 PERFECT STRANGERS," WHICH PREMIERES THIS WEDNESDAY ON HULU 250 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,016 PLEASE WELCOME MELISSA McCARTHY 251 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:08,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 252 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,824 NOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUD. AND THANKS FOR PLAYING THAT -- 253 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,560 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT GAME. IS IT -- IS IT ODD TO HEAR 254 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,530 THAT'S THE FUTURE? LIKE, DID YOU JUST HAVE TO DO LIKE SYLLABLES WHEN YOU DID 255 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,034 THAT >> I DID BOTH. LIKE, IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS AN 256 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:27,674 IMMENSE AMOUNT OF RECORDING WHERE YOU WOULD JUST SAY STRANGE PARTS OF WORDS, 257 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:31,511 SOMETIMES LETTERS, SOMETIMES WHOLE PARAGRAPHS THAT WERE, LIKE, MEDICAL, AND, LIKE, 258 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,548 A LIST OF NORWEGIAN NAMES, AND I'M LIKE, "HOW OFTEN IS THIS GONNA COME UP? 259 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,852 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND IT WOULD JUST BE THE 260 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,221 MOST BIZARRE -- LIKE, IT WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING 261 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,656 >> Jimmy: DID THOSE TRIP YOU OUT? 'CAUSE THAT'S -- 262 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,825 >> AND YOU HAD TO SAY IT WITHOUT STOPPING, SO, WE WOULD DO LIKE 1,500, LIKE, CHUNKS OF 263 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,761 DIALOGUE A DAY IT WAS -- IT WAS -- IT WAS FUN AND, LIKE, COMPLETELY 264 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:52,832 DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL. >> I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING 265 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,335 LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE -- THANK YOU FOR BEING ON, 266 00:18:55,335 --> 00:19:00,273 YOU ZOOMED -- YOU WERE ZOOMING FROM AUSTRALIA AND, NOW, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE BACK 267 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,009 HOME, WHICH IS GREAT HOW -- >> IT'S SO NICE TO BE BACK 268 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,679 LIKE, I LOVED AUSTRALIA, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE. WE WERE THERE AT A GREAT TIME, 269 00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:09,649 AND I THINK WE'VE COME HOME AT A GOOD TIME, HOPEFULLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 270 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,518 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU -- YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND 271 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,286 BEN -- BEN FALCONE, WHO'S VERY TALENTED, YOU DO THIS VERY FUN THING TOGETHER, IT'S CALLED 272 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:19,392 BEER O'CLOCK AND -- >> SURE. 273 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,228 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I THINK WE ALL -- DON'T WE ALL DO BEER O'CLOCK? 274 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,165 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL DO BEER O'CLOCK YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 275 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,668 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT, IT JUST, KIND OF, CAME OUT OF, I GUESS, THE QUARANTINING, 276 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,939 I GUESS, RIGHT AND IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF, SAYING IT'S THE END OF THE DAY, OR? 277 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:37,310 >> IT WAS JUST TO ALL -- LIKE, HE'S SO -- BEN IS SO WONDERFULLY WEIRD AND LIKE, 278 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,045 HE'LL JUST MAKE VIDEOS SOMETIMES, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HE'S DOING IT, AND THEN IT JUST 279 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:46,619 SHOWS UP AND HE STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD THING WHERE HE WAS DOING BEER O 280 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:51,424 'CLOCK, AND THEN I, LIKE, STARTED DOING IT TOGETHER. AND WE WERE IN -- JUST TO MAKE 281 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:56,896 IT WEIRDER, THE LAST ONE WE DID, WHERE I BELIEVE WE'RE IN WIGS 282 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,431 >> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WE'D DO A MOVIE GROUP, WE 283 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,035 WERE DRESSED UP AS TWO OF THE GUYS FROM "ARGO," WHICH IS WHY WE'RE IN WIGS AND, LIKE, '70s 284 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,971 CLOTHES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE WE WOULD DRESS UP AS 285 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:10,110 PEOPLE FROM THE MOVIES AND, THEN, IT WAS BEER O'CLOCK, SO WE JUST COMBINED THEM 286 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:13,613 IT LITERALLY IS LIKE, "HOW DUMB CAN IT BE," AND THEN HE GOES, "WE SHOULD POST THIS." 287 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:17,117 LIKE, IT'S -- THERE IS NO USE TO THE WORLD THERE'S NO INFORMATION GIVEN 288 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:21,154 >> Jimmy: BUT -- >> BUT WE WILL DANCE IN OUR KITCHEN WITH BEER. 289 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,123 >> Jimmy: AND IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH. IT MADE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE 290 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:26,493 LAUGH. I WANT TO SHOW, HERE'S BEER O'CLOCK, INCORPORATING WIGS. 291 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,660 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LISTEN 292 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:37,337 * >> WHAT'S IN THE CAN >> OH! 293 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:43,343 NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT 294 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,613 >> IT WAS STUPID I -- IT'S DUMBER THAN I REMEMBER 295 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:50,884 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW MANY WIGS DO YOU OWN? 296 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:56,990 >> WHEW. OH, GOD. IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE '60s 297 00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:00,293 LIKE, I HAVE -- I MEAN, THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH ME THERE'S -- I MEAN, THERE'S 298 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,797 LIKE, IF YOU NEED AN "AMADEUS. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 299 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,499 >> IF YOU NEED -- IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE AN "ORPHAN ANNIE. >> Jimmy: OH, ANNIE'S A GREAT 300 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:11,071 COSTUME. >> AND ALSO, I HAVE GOTTEN IN TO SOME OF THESE, WHICH -- 301 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,840 PRETTY -- PRETTY TERRIFYING FOR THE KIDS >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- IS THAT 302 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,544 BORIS JOHNSON? WHO IS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 303 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,413 >> IT IS NOW [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HIS ACTUAL SKIN 304 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:24,451 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, JUST, YOU KNOW, THEY REALLY CHANGE YOU. 305 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,721 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A SHORT, CROPPED, MAN'S WIG REALLY BOTHERS BEN 306 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,989 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> I PUT THIS ONE ON BACKWARDS, 307 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:34,928 AND IT GIVES ME A LITTLE BIT OF DARKER EDGE, AND IT REALLY TROUBLES HIM 308 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:39,099 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU -- YOU ACTUALLY, IN REAL LIFE, YOU ARE 309 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:42,369 AS MUCH FUN AS YOU'D THINK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND -- AND YOU ARE, 310 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:47,607 ALSO, I WOULD SAY, PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS OUT THERE. AND I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE I 311 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:52,645 SAW SOMETHING, RECENTLY, THAT WAS POSTED MARISKA HARGITAY IS A FRIEND OF 312 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:57,017 YOURS, AND SHE BROKE HER ANKLE AND YOU COULD HAVE TEXTED, YOU PROBABLY DID 313 00:21:57,017 --> 00:22:01,054 YOU SEND HER FLOWERS, WHATEVER A FRIEND WOULD DO AND SAY, "HEY, GET WELL." 314 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:06,092 INSTEAD, YOU TOOK IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL. CAN YOU TELL OUR AUDIENCE WHAT 315 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,495 YOU -- WHAT YOU DID? >> WELL, SHE -- YEAH, SHE, LIKE, ROLLED HER ANKLE, AND IT 316 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:13,533 WAS, LIKE, A REALLY, A REALLY SEVERE BREAK AND SHE'S A REALLY GOOD TEXTER, 317 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,570 AND I'M TERRIBLE SOMETIMES, LIKE, I DON'T -- LIKE, I PUT MY PHONE IN MY 318 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,840 PURSE FOR THREE DAYS, AND THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHERE ARE YOU? 319 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,076 AND SHE SENT ME A REALLY FUNNY TEXT THAT WAS LIKE, "OH, DON'T WORRY, I'M JUST HERE IN A LOT 320 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:29,916 OF PAIN RECOVERING I GUESS YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO RESPOND TO MY -- TO MY TEXTS." 321 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,419 AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, GAME ON." SO, NOW, I HAVE TO MAKE IT SEEM 322 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:36,089 LIKE THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU, 'CAUSE I WAS PETITIONING FOR PRAYERS. 323 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:42,696 AND SO WE LITERALLY JUMPED IN THE CAR AND RAN OVER -- AS YOU DO WITH BURBANK TO 324 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:47,200 WIENERSCHNITZEL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, I JUST JUMPED UP AND 325 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,936 DOWN, AND CARS HONKED, AND I THINK THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,571 I WANTED TO SHOW THE -- THE VIDEO -- A LITTLE VIDEO. HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY OUT 327 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,807 THERE SUPPORTING HER FRIEND, MARISKA HARGITAY 328 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,514 >> Jimmy: SO FUN [ HONKING THERE YOU GOTTA HONK 329 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:05,151 [ HONKING THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU GOT A COUPLE -- YOU GOT 330 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,854 A HONK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:11,791 YEAH >> I CAN'T TELL IF THEY WERE THINKING LIKE, "GET WELL, 332 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,427 MARISKA," OR IF THEY WERE LIKE, "GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 333 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,063 NO, THEY LOVED IT. I LOVED IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "NINE 334 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,766 PERFECT STRANGERS. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FILMING IN AUSTRALIA 335 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:23,269 CORRECT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT PREMIERES THIS 336 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,672 WEDNESDAY. >> YEAH, IT WAS -- IT'S REALLY A GREAT -- IT WAS SUCH A GREAT 337 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:33,646 BOOK, AND I LOVED IT AND THEN, WHEN THE, YOU KNOW, NICOLE KIDMAN CALLED, AND IT'S 338 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,348 LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO -- DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?" I BASICALLY WAS LIKE, "I DON'T 339 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:39,119 CARE WHAT -- WHAT IT IS," OR, YOU KNOW, IF I'M ON OR OFF SCREEN, "YES" WAS MY FIRST 340 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,156 ANSWER AND THEN IT ENDED UP BEING, WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT IN 341 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,358 AUSTRALIA, AND IT JUST SEEMS, LIKE, NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE IT NOT BEING DONE THERE 342 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:52,465 THE -- THE SCENERY IS, LIKE, THE WHOLE -- THE WHOLE GROUP, EVERYBODY THAT CAME TOGETHER TO 343 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:58,905 DO IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUN AND ESPECIALLY DURING SUCH WEIRD TIMES, WHERE WE HAD ALL BEEN SO 344 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,474 ISOLATED, TO SUDDENLY HAVE THIS LITTLE GROUP OF, YOU KNOW, 12, 13 ACTORS AND A CASTING CREW, 345 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:07,547 KIND OF, BUBBLE TOGETHER WAS -- IT WAS REALLY FUN. AND IT'S -- LIKE, I'LL NEVER 346 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:11,918 FORGET IT. >> Jimmy: AMAZING CAST REGINA HALL, BOBBY CANNAVALE, 347 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:20,393 MICHAEL SHANNON. >> MICHAEL SHANNON, YEAH >> Jimmy: MICHAEL SHANNON'S SO 348 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,295 FUNNY, AND HE DOESN'T GET TO BE THAT FUNNY IN THESE MOVIES AND EVERY TIME HE DOES, HE 349 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,064 SHINES WATCH MICHAEL SHANNON. SO GOOD. 350 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:29,402 >> HE'S SO FUNNY LIKE, I DON'T -- YEAH, I THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT HE 351 00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:31,571 IS, LIKE, AS GOOD OF ACTOR AS HE IS, LIKE, HE'S SUCH A GREAT ACTOR, BUT, ALSO, HE'S SO 352 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:35,742 WEIRDLY FUNNY. AND IT'S THE SAME WITH BOBBY LIKE, EVERY MOVIE HE ALWAYS 353 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:38,678 PLAYS, LIKE, THIS TOUGH GUY. BOBBY IS, LIKE, THE WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 354 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,347 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, LIKE, REGINA'S REALLY FUNNY. 355 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:45,352 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IT'S THIS WEIRD MIX OF, YOU KNOW, THIS ODD GROUP OF, 356 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:49,289 KIND OF, DAMAGED PEOPLE SHOWS UP AND, YOU KNOW, HAVE VERY STRANGE TACTICS FOR GETTING 357 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:57,097 BETTER, MANY OF WHICH THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT YET. BUT, IT WAS SUCH A BLAST TO DO 358 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,099 LIKE, EVEN, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE SCENES ARE -- ARE PRETTY EMOTIONAL, BUT THERE WAS ENOUGH 359 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:02,635 TIME WITH WHERE -- I'LL JUST SAY THIS, SHANNON DOES -- DOES SOME HIGH PANTS DANCING. 360 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:10,410 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S, THAT MEANS EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: HE'S COMING ON 361 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,046 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN -- LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM TO DO A LITTLE HIGH -- HIGH PANTS 362 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:16,950 DANCING, WOULD BE FANTASTIC. BUT, BASICALLY, ALL THESE PEOPLE GO TO THIS, LIKE, SPA, 363 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,487 MEDITATION RETREAT TYPE OF PLACE FOR -- AND -- AND YOU START FINDING OUT EACH, MORE 364 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:22,956 AND MORE DETAILS, LIKE IT OR NOT, ABOUT ALL OF THE CHARACTERS 365 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:26,693 AND IT'S WELL DONE >> YEAH, IT'S NOT ALWAYS -- IT'S NOT ALWAYS FLATTERING 366 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:31,398 >> Jimmy: NO >> IT'S LIKE, EVERYBODY'S, KIND OF, A MESS IN THEIR OWN WAY. 367 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:35,435 AND THEN, THEY ALL JUST START, KIND OF, LIKE, CLASHING TOGETHER, AND IT'S FUN, IT'S 368 00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:40,240 WILD, IT'S TRIPPY. AND, ALSO, I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF NICE THAT AT SUCH 369 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,975 A WEIRD TIME, THAT IT WAS, LIKE, STRANGERS HELPING PEOPLE, WHICH IS -- TO ME, IT WAS 370 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:49,082 A NICE, LIKE, REAFFIRMING THING THAT IN THIS CRAZY TIME. I'M LIKE, "YEAH, SOMETIMES, 371 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:54,220 LIKE, EVEN STRANGERS ARE GOING TO BE THE ONES TO HELP YOU." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE. 372 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:58,391 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY IN "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. 373 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,125 "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. TAKE A LOOK. 374 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,327 GIRLS. 375 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:04,497 WIFE, HEATHER, DAUGHTER, ZOEY. >> HI. >> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 376 00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:08,335 >> LIKEWISE. SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE 'CAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, YOU LOOK 377 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:10,837 PRETTY PERFECT >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 378 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:17,043 >> I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. I'M SORRY. >> I THINK WE'RE GONNA EXPLORE 379 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:21,548 THE HOT SPRINGS, MAYBE GET A A QUICK SOAK, DO A FEW LAPS IN THE POOL, MAYBE EVEN VISIT THE 380 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,951 SACRED SPA >> SHOULD I SHOW YOU THE HOT SPRING 381 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:26,920 >> PLEASE DO CIAO, FRANCIS. >> CIAO. 382 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:35,762 >> COME ON, LADIES JUMP START ON BLITZ. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 383 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,831 >> HEATHER'S A BITCH >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 384 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,800 COME ON, THAT'S -- THAT'S HOW YOU LAY IT IN THERE. COME ON. 385 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:47,140 MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," 386 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,876 PREMIERES WEDNESDAY ON HULU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAI COURTNEY 387 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,612 COME ON BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:52,612 --> 00:27:12,766 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO STARS IN 389 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:16,603 "THE SUICIDE SQUAD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX 390 00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:20,173 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JAI COURTNEY 391 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:40,527 * * >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD 392 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:43,363 JAI, WELCOME WELCOME TO THE SHOW! >> THANK YOU, VERY MUCH. 393 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:45,899 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LOOKING VERY SHARP. >> THANK YOU 394 00:27:45,899 --> 00:27:47,967 >> Jimmy: ALSO, I LIKE THE 'STASHE. IS THAT NEW? 395 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,270 >> YOU LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, IN FACT >> YEAH. 396 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:52,672 >> Jimmy: IS IT FOR A ROLE >> IT'S NOT -- >> Jimmy: OKAY 397 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,842 >> NECESSARILY I THINK I'M GOING TO HANG ONTO IT, FOR THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO 398 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,677 DO BUT -- >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 399 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:01,514 >> I KIND OF - THIS CAME TO ME DURING, LIKE, DEEP PANDEMIC. 400 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,917 YOU KNOW, WHEN I THINK EVERYONE WAS -- HAD A MULLET AT SOME POINT -- 401 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:06,219 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND A BIG MUSTACHE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:09,723 >> AND I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL LIKE I FOUND MY VIBE, LIKE, YOU KNOW 403 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:12,459 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT WORKS. >> I ARRIVED FINALLY 404 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,527 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WORKS FOR YOU, YEAH. I LOVE IT, YOU GUYS LOVE IT? 405 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:19,199 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BIT OF A SLUG AS THEY CALL IT, YOU KNOW 406 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,268 THEY CALL IT A SLUG. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD -- BUT IT'S A GOOD 'STACHE. 407 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,804 >> IT'S A GOOD SLUG. >> Jimmy: MINE'S A BIT WISPY WHEN I GROW MINE OUT 408 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,539 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND IT'S A LITTLE SAD. 409 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:31,811 AND -- JUST PANNED UNIVERSALLY PANNED, MY MUSTACHE 410 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:34,080 I GREW ONE AND I GO, "WHAT DO YOU THINK. AND EVERYONE WAS JUST -- 411 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,182 >> NO ONE LIKES IT NO >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAY 412 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:39,652 LIKE - GIVE IT A BREAK OR - >> SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T PULL 413 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:44,224 IT OFF >> Jimmy: NO >> MY DAD HAD ONE IN, LIKE, THE 414 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:48,094 80s AND 90s, AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST LOOK LIKE HIM NOW, BUT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY DAD ALWAYS 415 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:50,096 HAD A MUSTACHE STILL HAS ONE. AND I REMEMBER WHEN HE SHAVED 416 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,767 IT, AND THAT WAS TRAUMATIC DAY >> IT'S A WEIRD THING WHEN SOMEONE SHAVES IT. 417 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:56,403 >> Jimmy: IT'S BIZARRE ME AND MY SISTER WERE LIKE "WHO ARE YOU? 418 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,439 LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU IN OUR HOUSE? [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:01,541 HE JUST LOOKED LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON >> SEEN PARTS OF HIS FACE THAT 420 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:04,477 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY. HE GREW IT RIGHT BACK. 421 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:08,515 HE COULD'VE JUST PUT A FAKE ONE ON, I DON'T CARE GO BACK TO OLD DAD 422 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:10,316 NOW, YOU ARE -- YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA AND NOW YOU CAME OVER HERE IN L.A. AND YOU ARE 423 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:15,221 WORKING ON SOMETHING IN NEW YORK DID YOU KNOW ANY OTHER 424 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:21,628 AUSTRALIANS WORKING IN L.A. WHEN YOU MOVED TO LOS ANGELES? >> WHEN I MOVED, I DIDN'T, NO. 425 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:24,130 KNOW QUITE A FEW NOW, OBVIOUSLY. BUT WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT, 426 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:29,536 DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE REALLY. I -- I GOT TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS NOW A FRIEND. 427 00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:34,941 RUSSELL CROW, YOU MIGHT KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] GOOD MATE OF MINE. 428 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:37,944 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> HE'D PROBABLY KILL ME FOR TELLING THIS STORY 429 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,913 BUT, WHEN WE FIRST MET AT A BIG SILLY HOLLYWOOD PARTY AND I WAS VERY LIKE, KIND OF INTIMIDATED 430 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:47,454 BECAUSE IT'S RUSSELL YOU KNOW, HE KIND OF HAS THAT AIR ABOUT HIM. 431 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,756 BUT I -- YOU KNOW, I WAS A HUGE FAN. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SAY GOOD 432 00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:51,825 DAY TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE, LEANED OVER AND I SAID, "HEY, RUSSELL, I'M JUST 433 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,460 A HUGE FAN, YOU KNOW I WOULD JUST REALLY LOVE TO MEET YOU." 434 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,862 AND HE GOES, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" AND I SAID JAI 435 00:29:55,862 --> 00:30:01,434 AND HE GOES "COURTNEY. AND I GO, "YEAH," AND HE GOES, "YOU WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?" 436 00:30:01,434 --> 00:30:03,636 [ LAUGTER AND I WAS LIKE [ BLEEP ] YEAH, MAN. 437 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,039 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 438 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:09,542 YEAH >> Jimmy: JAI, FIRST MEETING RUSSELL CROW, HE'S LIKE -- 439 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,511 >> DAY ONE WELL, HE KEEPS IT REAL, RUSSELL. 440 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:14,080 AND WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER, ACTUALLY NO LONG AFTER THAT ON A -- ON 441 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,385 A FILM CALLED "THE WATER DIVINER" THAT HE DIRECTED, WHICH WAS A LOT OF FUN AND -- 442 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:20,387 BIG RESPECT FOR HIM, THAT'S FOR SURE >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S THE 443 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,555 GREATEST I LOVE RUSSELL PLEASE TELL HIM I SAID WHAT'S 444 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,391 UP >> HE IS A FRIEND OF THE SHOW, I KNOW 445 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:26,693 SO, I'M SURE HE'LL APPRECIATE THAT >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT -- 446 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:28,762 YOU'RE ALSO -- YOU'RE A VERY GOOD COOK, ESPECIALLY PIZZA 447 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,964 >> I WOULDN'T SAY I'M A VERY GOOD COOK, I'M AN ALL RIGHT COOK 448 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:37,303 I MAKE SOME MEAN PIZZA, THOUGH I DO MAKE SOME MEAN PIZZA. I'VE GOT LIKE A -- 449 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:39,072 ONE OF THOSE, LIKE A WOOD FIRE OVEN IN THE BACKYARD SO, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF 450 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:40,707 THAT WHILE THINGS ARE SORT OF DOWN PARTICULARLY LAST YEAR 451 00:30:40,707 --> 00:30:45,378 KEEPING IT QUIET, SLINGING A A BIT OF PIE, AS THEY SAY. >> Jimmy: DO THEY SAY THAT 452 00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:47,747 >> I SAY IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO, YEAH BUT DO YOU -- YOU HAVE TO PUT 453 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:51,651 LOGS IN TO THIS, BECAUSE I KNOW - >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE 454 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:55,855 ONE. IT'S KIND OF PORTABLE. AND SO, YOU FEED, LIKE, 455 00:30:55,855 --> 00:31:00,060 A CHAMBER AT THE BACK WITH, LIKE, SMALLER LOGS IT'S NOT THE HARD CORE LIKE -- 456 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:02,462 >> Jimmy: BUT STILL, LIKE -- >> YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT A PICTURE 457 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:04,631 THAT YOU - THIS IS YOUR PIZZA HERE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 458 00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:06,933 >> OH, YEAH. THAT'S ONE OF MY PIES. >> Jimmy: JAI. 459 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:10,737 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH. I MEAN, I TRIED TO DO IT TOO, 460 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:14,074 AND GET A PIZZA GOING. HERE'S HOW MINE -- >> YOU LIKE PIZZA? 461 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:17,844 >> Jimmy: WELL, I MADE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S NOT BAD. 462 00:31:17,844 --> 00:31:21,681 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT BAD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE - IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ISN'T COOKED 463 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:23,750 OR SOMETHING >> IT'S A LITTLE BLONDE. IT IS A LITTLE BLONDE. 464 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:27,487 >> Jimmy: IT'S A LITTLE BLONDE YEAH, THAT WAS - >> DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DOUGH? 465 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:29,322 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR OWN 466 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,191 DOUGH? >> Jimmy: NO DO I MAKE MY OWN DOUGH 467 00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:33,727 NO >> DO YOU BUY THE DOUGH? >> Jimmy: WELL, I GO TO THE 468 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:38,732 LOCAL PIZZERIA, AND I GO, "CAN I BUY THE DOUGH FROM YOU?" >> THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. 469 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,600 YOU LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. >> Jimmy: AND THE SAUCE. 470 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,336 AND THE -- >> YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO COOK IT FOR YOU AS WELL 471 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,405 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY 472 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:50,210 A GOOD POINT THIS LOOKS GREAT, BUD. NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, I WOULD 473 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,612 LOVE TO GET A PIE, MAN >> LET'S DO IT, FOR SURE >> Jimmy: LET'S SLING SOME 474 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,782 PIES WHAT'S ON THIS GUY >> THAT'S LIKE MY SPECIALTY. 475 00:31:55,782 --> 00:32:00,153 I DO A LITTLE PEPPERONI. >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. >> SOME CHILIES AND THEN, I 476 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:02,689 KNOW THIS IS POLARIZING, BUT I'M A FAN OF PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA. 477 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:07,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 478 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:11,297 IT'S FINE, I KNOW PEOPLE ARE SPLIT WITH THAT [ BLEEP ] BUT -- 479 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,733 >> Jimmy: I WOULD TRY IT NO, OUR AUDIENCE - >> IT'S GOOD 480 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,835 >> Jimmy: IT IS GOOD >> IT IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NEXT TIME 481 00:32:15,835 --> 00:32:20,173 WE ARE HAVING A TASTE TEST "THE SUICIDE SQUAD," CONGRATS ON THIS. 482 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:22,075 >> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME - 483 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT YOU ARE PLAYING CAPTAIN BOOMERANG. 484 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:26,179 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS A FANTASTIC NAME 485 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:30,083 >> ISN'T IT A GREAT NAME >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHO I WOULD IF I'M IN "THE SUICIDE SQUAD. 486 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:34,487 I GO "WHO'S PLAYING CAPTAIN BOOMERANG. >> YEAH, CAPTAIN BOOMERANG 487 00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:37,657 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE HAVE BEEN REALLY STOMPING FOR A SPINOFF 488 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:40,293 THEY WANT TO KNOW THE ORIGIN - >> SO AM I I MEAN, LET'S DO IT. 489 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:43,129 GET ON WITH IT LET'S GO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT 490 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,732 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GIVE THE PEOPLE A STAND ALONE CAPTAIN BOOMERANG 491 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:48,301 MOVIE. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE UP FOR 492 00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:51,338 THAT >> LISTEN, I HAVE A SAYING, AND IT'S THAT A BOOMERANG ALWAYS 493 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:54,607 COMES BACK >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, I THINK THERE'S 494 00:32:54,607 --> 00:33:00,280 OPPORTUNITIES GALORE WITH HIM. WE CAN DO ALL OF IT. TV SERIES, SPIN OFF, WHATEVER 495 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,116 YOU WANT POP UP IN "THE FLASH." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOWN. 496 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,218 >> WARNER BROS. ARE OUT THERE. THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP. >> Jimmy: THEY KNOW WHAT'S 497 00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:08,822 GOING ON I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JAI COURTNEY IN "THE 498 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,056 SUICIDE SQUAD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 499 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:19,099 >> WHAT? >> IS THIS THING A DOG >> A DOG 500 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:22,702 >> YES >> WHAT, WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK IT IS, MATE? 501 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:25,338 >> I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE BREEDS >> OH, MY GOD, IS IT A 502 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,708 A WEREWOLF I WANTED TO MAKE A WEREWOLF FOREVER. 503 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,344 >> YO, THEY STRAPPED ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF YO, LET ME OUT, I DO NOT DO 504 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:34,948 WEREWOLVES ALL RIGHT! >> HEY, HEY, HE'S NOT 505 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:36,783 A WEREWOLF OKAY HE'S A WEASEL. 506 00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:38,385 HE'S HARMLESS. WELL, I MEAN, HE'S NOT HARMLESS, HE'S KILLED 507 00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:43,590 27 CHILDREN. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE GOT HIM TO - I THINK HE'S AGREED TO DO THIS 508 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:48,161 WHATEVER THE CASE, JUST EVERYONE GET IN THE POSITION TO DROP 509 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:48,561 DROP * 510 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:50,563 EVERYBODY! 511 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:55,702 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAPTAIN BOOMERANG! CHECK OUT "THE SUICIDE SQUAD." 512 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,672 IT'S IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 513 00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:04,044 A PERFORMANCE FROM LITTLE SIMS, STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 514 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:27,300 * >> Jimmy: MAKING HER U.S. TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "WOMAN," FROM 515 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:31,438 HER UPCOMING ALBUM, "SOMETIMES I MIGHT BE INTROVERT," HERE'S LITTLE SIMZ. 516 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:31,938 LITTLE SIMZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:00,033 * NAIJA WOMEN * 518 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:04,771 * GOT THE MELANIN DRIPPIN L-O-N-D-O-N CITY GIR LIVING IN THE BACK * 519 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:08,508 * LOOKING LIKE FIRE CHILI PEPPER YORUBA GIRL TOUGHER THAN * 520 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:13,046 * IMPERIAL LEATHE HE WAS GETTING BITTE SHE WAS GETTING BETTER * 521 00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:18,051 * DIAMONDS ARE FOREVE MISS SIERRA LEON LOOKING LIKE A GEM * 522 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:20,954 * WORKS HARD IN THE WEE PARTY ON THE WEEKEND KNOW YOU WANNA LIVE * 523 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:23,256 * WITH NO ONE WATCHIN HOW YOU SPEN GOT A THING FOR * 524 00:35:23,256 --> 00:35:27,727 * THE FINER THING AND THE FINER ME MISS TANZANIA * 525 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:30,363 * SHE A DO OR DIE SAY SHE WANT TO KNOW MORE 'BOUT THE * 526 00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:34,200 * SUKUMA TRIB WE HIT THE ONCE WASN'T ENOUGH * 527 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,071 * I'VE GOT AN OCEAN FUL OF KNOWLEDGE YOU COULD SCUBA DIVE * 528 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,640 * MISS ETHIOPIA CAN PLAY SO JAZZ THEN SIT YOU DOWN * 529 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,076 * AND SCHOOL YO ON SELASSI TELL 'EM YOU'RE NOTHING * 530 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:46,980 * WITHOUT A WOMAN WOMAN TO WOMAN I WANNA SEE YOU GLOW * 531 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:59,125 * SIN I LOVE HOW YOU G FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED * 532 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:05,465 * AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND YOU'VE GOT THI ALL ACTION NO TALK * 533 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:09,369 * MY BAJAN HONEYS KNOW YO REPPING FOR YOUR COUNTRY SUN KISSING YOUR * 534 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:11,571 * BROWN SKI LOOKING LIKE MONEY SAY SHE FOCUSING * 535 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:14,507 * ON BEING AN ACCOUNTAN WHEN YOU HAVE BEAUTY AND BRAINS * 536 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:21,414 * THEY FIND IT ASTOUNDING WHY SHE BEEN GETTING IT ON HER OWN * 537 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:23,717 * SELF MADE AIN'T NOBOD DOING GOLD DIGGE NOW MISS INDIA * 538 00:36:23,717 --> 00:36:25,885 * ALWAYS SPEAKS WIT HER CHES GOT RESPECT FROM HER * 539 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:28,621 * PEOPLE 'CAUSE SHE LEADS THEM THE BES REAL LIFE QUEEN * 540 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,325 * IN THE FLES KNOW THE CROWN GET HEAVY STILL IT BE'S ON YOUR HEAD * 541 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:35,829 * MY BROOKLYN LADIE KNOW YOU HUSTL ON THE DAILY * 542 00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:39,566 * INNOVATING JUST LIK DONNA SUMMER IN THE '80s YOUR TIME THEY SEEING * 543 00:36:39,566 --> 00:36:44,270 * YOU GLOW NO INTELLIGENCE AND ELEGANC SHOW 'EM HOW * 544 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:47,640 * MISS JAMAICA UNDERSTAND FOOD FOR THE SOU WHEN SHE GET UP IN THE * 545 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,144 * KITCHEN OR SHE THROW DOWN AIN'T NOTHING WITHOU A WOMAN * 546 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:57,917 * WOMAN TO WOMA I WANNA SEE YOU GLOW SING * 547 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:08,528 * I LOVE HOW YOU GO FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND * 548 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:14,034 * YOU'VE GOT THIS ALL ACTION NO TALK I SEE YOU GLOW * 549 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:16,603 * YOU'RE THE FINEST GOL WHEN THEY WALK IN THE ROOM THEY FEEL YOUR SOUL * 550 00:37:16,603 --> 00:37:21,541 * YOUR STYLE IT SHINE SO AHEAD OF TIME AND YOU KNOW THAT * 551 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:25,679 * YOU'RE FIRE YOU'R SO DAMN FINE GIR GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL * 552 00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:30,817 * GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL SHE A GHANA GIRL CALM WITH IT * 553 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:33,787 * NEVER LET THE GREEN PLANT FAIL THOUGH A SUCKER * 554 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:37,257 * FOR THE ROMANCE TAK YOU TO THE HOMELAN ONE WAY SHE AIN'T * 555 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:40,894 * COMING BACK ALL I SEE IS BLACK STARS AND I FRIGGING LOVE IT * 556 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:43,830 * TIME'S UP TELL THE PEOPLE THAT WE COMING * 557 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:48,101 * DONE BEING IN THE SHADO GOING PUBLIC YEAH YEAH DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEAR IT * 558 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:51,171 * HOW TO STOMACH YEAH YEA HAND OVER THIS AND LET US RUN IT * 559 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:54,074 * YEAH YEAH ALL WE KNOW IS LOOKING FLAWLESS * 560 00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:56,076 * ALL THEY KNOW IS STAR STAR AIN'T NOTHING * 561 00:37:56,076 --> 00:38:00,113 * WITHOUT A WOMAN THOUG WOMAN TO WOMAN I JUST WANNA SEE YOU GLOW * 562 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:11,257 * SIN I LOVE HOW YOU G FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED * 563 00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:16,830 * AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND YOU'VE GOT THI AND LEAD THEM * 564 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:20,133 * WITH YOUR LIGHT HE YOU'VE GOT THIS * 565 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,635 * WOMAN TO WOMA I JUST WANNA SEE YOU GLOW ALL ACTION NO TALK * 566 00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:27,440 * TELL 'EM WHAT'S U NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NAH NAH NAH NAH * 567 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,277 * NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NAH NAH NAH NAH * 568 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:51,164 * NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH * * 569 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:57,504 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO LITTLE SIMZ 570 00:38:57,504 --> 00:39:02,008 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. LITTLE SIMZ, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 571 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:26,433 * >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 572 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:30,370 MICHAEL SHANNON AND PARIS HILTON WILL BE HERE. AND MUSIC FROM 573 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:37,143 COURTNEY BARNETT MY THANKS TO MELISSA McCARTHY, JAI COURTNEY 574 00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:39,546 LITTLE SIMS, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 575 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:42,949 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 576 00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:46,586 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. * 577 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:46,619 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. *