>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MELISSA McCARTHY
JAI COURTNEY MUSICAL GUEST LITTLE SIMZ. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1501 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS,
WELCOME EVERYBODY, PLEASE. THANK YOU AND WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT! IF YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
WELL GUYS OF COURSE EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE SITUATION IN AFGHANISTAN.
THE U.S. IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A A WITHDRAWAL FROM THE COUNTRY, AND YESTERDAY THE AFGHAN
GOVERNMENT FELL TO THE TALIBAN THAT'S RIGHT, LAST YEAR, TRUMP MADE A PEACE DEAL -- TRUMP MADE
A PEACE DEAL WITH THE TALIBAN TO END THE WAR AND NOW AFTER BIDEN'S
WITHDRAWAL, THEY'RE BACK IN POWER. SO, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT'S
NICE TO HAVE A BUY PARTISAN SCREW UP [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN TELL THINGS AREN'T GOOD FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE TODAY HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE
ELECTION WAS STOLEN? [ LAUGHTER ] SOME COVID NEWS, SENATOR
MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER IS CALLING FOR A FEDERAL CRACK DOWN ON FAKE VACCINATION CARDS
WHICH ARE BEING SOLD ALL OVER THE INTERNET PERSONALLY, I'M SHOCKED.
YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO PHOTOCOPY INDEX CARDS?
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, MAYBE FOR STARTERS, WE MAKE THEM A LITTLE MORE
ADVANCED THAN A PUNCH CARD FROM QUIZNOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK SCHUMER WANTS THE FBI TO CRACK DOWN ON FAKE VACCINE CARDS
AND IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE PRETTY EASY TO SPOT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
FOR INSTANCE, A REAL CARD SAYS WHETHER YOU TOOK PFIZER, MODERNA, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON
WHILE A FAKE ONE SAYS WHETHER YOU SWALLOWED A TIDE POD OR INJECTED BLEACH.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT ONES FAKE HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE
A REAL CARD HAS A LOGO IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER THAT SAYS CDC, WHILE A FAKE CARD HAS A LOGO IN
THE TOP RIGHT CORNER THAT SAYS, "LOL IDK." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, A REAL CARD SAYS, "PLEASE KEEP THIS CARD WHICH
HOLDS IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE VACCINES RECEIVED. WHILE A FAKE CARD SAYS, "IF YOU
SEE THE POLICE, SET THIS ON FIRE." THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I READ THAT WALMART IS LOOKING TO HIRE A CRYPTO CURRENCY EXPERT TO OVERSEE THE COMPANY'S
DIGITAL CURRENCY PUSH. AT FIRST, DIGITAL CURRENCY WAS USED TO PURCHASE ART
SOON IT WILL BE USED TO BUY VOLLEYBALL NETS AND SLIM JIMS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, I'D LOVE TO MEET THE GUY FROM WALMART WHO BUYS A PAIR OF JORTS WITH BITCOIN
AND, FINALLY, I HEARD THAT A A MAN IN TEXAS FLEW 650 MILES TO FOR A FIRST DATE WITH A
A WOMAN HE MET ON TIKTOK [ AUDIENCE AWS ] WHEN THE WOMAN HEARD HE WAS
TRAVELING 650 MILES TO MEET HER, SHE WAS LIKE -- * OH, N
OH, NO OH, NO, NO, NO, NO NO *
[ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CO-STARS WITH NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE NEW HULU SERIES, "NINE
PERFECT STRANGERS. MELISSA McCARTHY IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOAH LOVE HER >> Jimmy: UH, SHE IS
UNBELIEVABLE >> Steve: SHE IS HILARIOUS >> Jimmy: SHE CAN DO IT ALL.
SHE CAN DO THE COMEDY. SHE CAN DO THE DRAMA MAN WHEN SHE DOES THE -- SHE
JUST SO -- REMEMBER, SHE DID A LIP SYNC BATTLE HERE?
>> Steve: UGH, INSANE. "THE COLORS OF THE WIND? >> Jimmy: IT WAS "THE COLORS OF
THE WIND." AND WE HAD A WIND MACHINE BLOWING ON HER, AND SHE
COULDN'T SEE DID SHE HAVE GOGGLES ON? AND, LIKE, WET LEAVES HIT HER
IMMEDIATELY IN THE FACE. SHE COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING, AND THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE, WE WERE
THROWING ANIMALS -- STUFFED ANIMALS, AND SHE JUST CAUGHT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST LIKE -- ALMOST LIKE A -- YEAH.
>> Steve: REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS UP STAIRS DOING SEAN SPICER, SHE PLANNED WHERE THAT PODIUM
WOULD GO EXACTLY SHE WOULD, LIKE, RUN OVER STUFF AND SAY, "OKAY, I'M GOING RUN
OVER YOUR FOOT SO STAY THERE. BE READY FOR IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING ANYWAYS, I LOVE HER.
MELISSA McCARTHY IS ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE BIG NEW MOVE, "THE SUICIDE SQUAD.
JAI COURTNEY IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMS RIGHT HERE
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A NICE
WEEKEND? >> Steve: I DID. VERY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUD. >> Steve: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SO LONG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE - I FEEL LIKE -- I'VE GOT YOU JAM RECORDS.
>> Steve: AND A CHECK FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DID THAT GO THROUGH? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE I GOT YOU A PRESENT
THAT YOU GOT ME. >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK SO IT'S ALSO -- IT IS -- YOU GO,
"WELL, GOSH, I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS PERSON 30 YEARS OF BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER 30 YEARS WE'VE GOTTEN EACH OTHER EVERY
SINGLE GIFT. I'M LIKE - >> Steve: "WHAT DO I LIKE?
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "WHAT DO I FEEL LIKE GETTING? I'LL JUST GET IT FOR YOU."
>> Steve: "A COCKTAIL SHAKER." >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO OUT OR ANYTHING
HAVE A DINNER? >> Steve: I WAS IN CHICAGO WENT TO SECOND CITY FOR WORK
AND SAW THE KIDS >> Jimmy: CHICAGO'S AWESOME. >> Steve: DELIGHTFUL
WENT TO COCOPAZO AND TO GIBSONS. >> Jimmy: WOO.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Steve: WALKED DOWN THE STREET
LIVED IT UP. SLEPT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU KNOW, IN A HOTEL ROOM. GOT NUTS WENT TO BED ABOUT 11:00.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HUNG OUT WITH THE KIDS, AND TOOK VIDEO OF, YOU
KNOW, THE KIDS DOING DIFFERENT STUFF. RUNNING OR I DON'T EVEN KNOW,
BORING STUFF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: EVEN MORE BORING -- I DID THE WHOLE THING ON SLOW-MO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO THAT'S GOOD. >> I DIDN'T REALIZE IT
I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ON VIDEO. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO OPPOSITE ONCE YOU HAVE IT -
>> Steve: ONCE IT'S SLOW-MO -- YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE
REGULAR VIDEO, YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO SLOW-MO. >> Steve: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU RECORD THE THING IN SLOW-MO, IT'S ALWAYS IN SLOW-MO
GOSH, MADE THE BORING VIDEOS, EVEN MORE BORING >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT
>> Jimmy: THEY WERE JUST STARING -- >> Steve: WE'RE ALL GOING TO
WATCH THIS >> Jimmy: EVERYONE SIT DOWN. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH
45 MINUTES OF WINNIE AND FRANNY LOOKING AT ME. ANYWAYS, I DID THAT.
WATCHED "WHITE LOTUS." >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE MIXED
WHAT DO YOU THINK? YES, YOU LIKE THE ENDING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DID YOU NOT LIKE THE ENDING? SO THEY LIKED IT, OR - >> Steve: DID THEY NOT SEE IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DID YOU SEE IT >> YEAH. >> NO.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE AN HONEST AUDIENCE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE BRUTALLY HONEST, I LOVE IT. "NO, WE DIDN'T SEE IT.
YEAH >> Steve: YEAH, NO >> Jimmy: AND THEN I WATCHED A
A LITTLE "BELOW DECK MED." YOU GUYS WATCH THAT? >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S A NO GIRL. THE NO SECTION
>> Steve: THE NO CAT NOEW >> Jimmy: OH, MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT, RIGHT, GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK, NO GIRLS?
[ INDISCERNIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
NEWS ABOUT RAM TRUCKS? I GUESS, IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
EFFECT FOR THOUSANDS OF RAM TRUCKS
INVESTIGATORS SAY SOME AIR BAG INFLATORS COULD HAVE MOISTURE IN THEM, AND COULD RUPTURE
WITHOUT WARNING.
>> Tariq: WHAT
OH, MAN, I JUST BOUGHT A NEW RAM TRUCK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT
THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: I WAS EXCITED. I WANTED TO SHOW IT OFF AT MY
FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. BUT, WHATEVER, AT LEAST I CAN STILL GIVE THEM THE M&M COOKIE
CAKE THAT I BROUGHT FROM WALMART. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: OH, WHAT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
ON A COOKIE CAKE SOLD IN WALMART STORES IN 23 STATES.
>> Tariq: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING TO
THE PARTY NOW? THE FROZEN SHRIMP IN MY KITCHEN?
DEEP FREEZER WELL - >> Jimmy: I, I -
>> Tariq: DON'T SAY IT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
SHRIMP IN YOUR KITCHEN, OR DEEP FREEZER, LISTEN UP THEY'RE AT THE CENTER OF A
A NATIONWIDE RECALL.
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ
LOOK, I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING TO BRING >> Tariq: YEAH, RIGHT.
AT THIS POINT, ALL I HAVE LEFT IS SOME DOG FOOD AND TREATS.
ARE BEING RECALLED DUE TO HIGH LEVELS OF VITAMIN D.
>> Tariq: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME, AND SIT ON MY NEW HIMALAYAN
SOFT PINK AREA RUG FROM AMAZON [ LAUGHTER ]
EXCLUSIVELY ON AMAZON IS BEING RECALLED BECAUSE OF THE RUGS BEING A FIRE HAZARD.
>> Tariq: THIS SUMMER IS A A BUST LET'S JUST FAST FORWARD TO
THANKSGIVING SO I CAN ENJOY SOME FRESH TURKEY WITH MY FAMILY
FINDING A TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER THIS YEAR.
THERE'S REPORTEDLY A SHORTAGE OF FRESH TURKEYS
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING THAT CAN CHEER YOU UP.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING THE MOST >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW
I GUESS, EATING CHOCOLATE AND DRINKING DR. PEPPER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HEY, TARIQ >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT NOW >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
AND DRINK DR. PEPPER, YOU CAN NOW DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
DR. PEPPER'S INTRODUCING A NEW FLAVOR IT'S CALLED FANTASTIC
CHOCOLATE.
YES!
THE BEST SUMMER EVER * *
>> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING A FUN GAME WITH MELISSA McCARTHY AFTER THE
BREAK. COME ON BACK EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW.
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY ROBOT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY, HEY, HEY ROBOT HEY ROBOT *
>> Jimmy: NOW, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE STAR
OF THE NEW HULU SHOW, "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS. PLEASE WELCOME,
MELISSA McCARTHY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> HEY
>> Jimmy: HEY, BUD >> WHEN YOU ARE THINKING TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTS, YOU
THINK OF ME. RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY
CORRECT. YEAH, NOW I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.
'CAUSE HERE'S WHY I DID THINK ABOUT YOU, BECAUSE THIS IS BASED ON A REAL BOARD GAME,
CALLED "HEY ROBOT", THAT YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME
"PASSWORD" BUT YOUR PARTNER HAS A SMART SPEAKER. FIRST, I'LL PICK A CARD WITH A
A WORD ON IT THEN, WE'LL TAKE TURNS ASKING A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER
TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS ANSWER IF IT DOES, YOU GET A POINT.
AND MELISSA, THE REASON WHY I DID THINK OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE NEW VOICES
OF ALEXA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S TRUE, WHICH IS SUPER
CREEPY IN MY HOUSE MY KIDS, I THINK, ARE VERY RATTLED BY IT.
AND BEN LIKES TO TALK TO IT A LOT. BUT, YEAH, I GUESS THEY REALLY
NEEDED, LIKE, A NASAL CHICAGO VOICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY GOT -
THIS JUST MUST BE -- IT'S AMAZING ALL RIGHT, WELL, SO, INSTEAD OF
ALEXA, WE'RE GOING TO USE -- WE'RE GONNA BE ASKING YOU INSTEAD.
WELL, NOT YOU. BUT WE'LL ASK THE "ALEXA" YOU, OKAY
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WILL GO FIRST, HERE WE GO.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY -- CHAMELEON
I GUESS I'M NOT HIDING THAT FROM THIS. ALRIGHT, READY
I HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY THAT OKAY HEY MELISSA, WHAT ARE THE THREE
BIGGEST HITS OF CULTURE CLUB >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB.
ACCORDING TO ACCESS.COM, BETWEEN LATE '83 AND EARLY 1984, CULTURE CLUB WAS THE
BIGGEST BAND IN NEW WAVE AS "COLOR BY NUMBERS" BY NUMBERS SPAWNED TWO MORE SMASH HITS IN
"MISS ME BLIND." NUMBER 5 OUT 100 IN "IT'S A MIRACLE.
NUMBER 4, UK NUMBER 13, HOT 100 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
WHAT [ BUZZER ] "MISS ME BLIND?"
OKAY YOU'RE LAUGHING, AND THAT'S FUNNY?
IT WAS ODD IT WAS SO BIZARRE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.
>> "HE'S NOT GONNA SHUT UP." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THEY DIDN'T GET IT YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL CAN YOU GET --
>> OH. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GET YOU GET YOU TO SAY THIS WORD
>> HERE'S SOMETHING CREEPY HEY, MELISSA, WHAT DO YOU CALL A LIZARD THAT CHANGES COLOR?
>> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO
WALKHIGHLANDS.CO.UK, COMMON LIZARD IS THE MORE USUAL NAME BUT IS RETAINED IT'S SOUTHERN
MONIKER VIA IT'S SCIENTIFIC NAME, ZOOTOCA VIVIPARA [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HA [ BUZZER ] SEE IF THE WORD WAS --
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S WEIRD IS THEY DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT STUFF, I JUST KNOW IT OFF
THE TOP OF MY HEAD SO, [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU KNOW
ZOOTOCA VIVIPARA OH, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON.
THAT ONE -- THAT -- WELL, NO ONE GETS A POINT FOR THAT ONE. MELISSA, IT'S YOUR CHANCE,
YOU'RE UP. YOU HAVE TO GET YOU, YOUR ALEXA TO SAY, MEDITATION
>> HEY, MELISSA, WHEN YOU GO TO A SPA RETREAT AND YOU SIT QUIETLY, WHAT IS THAT CALLED
>> I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU TRY -- WHY DON'T YOU DO IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN.
ASK ME AGAIN >> OKAY, READY HEY, MELISSA, CAN YOU SAY
MEDITATION [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE STATES OF MEDITATION --
[ DINGING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT THAT ONE.
WE GOT TO CLARIFY THE RULES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU DIDN'T SAY WE COULDN'T
CHEAT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE RULES.
THAT'S - * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS FEELS GOOD >> Jimmy: THIS FEELS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS FEELS GREAT THIS MUST BE THE MOST -- THE MOST PERSONAL INTERVIEW WE'VE
EVER HAD THE DEEPEST -- [ LAUGHTER ]
BY FAR HEY, MELISSA, STOP I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO
THAT ALL RIGHT, MELISSA, THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE
THIS -- IT'S 1-0, AND IT'S YOUR TURN SINCE YOU ARE OUR GUEST THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND.
THIS IS WHERE IT'S WORTH 1,000 POINTS RIGHT HERE. CAN YOU GET YOUR VERSION OF
ALEXA TO SAY - JERK >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YEAR.
HEY, ALEXA, NAME A STEVE MARTIN FILM THAT ALSO COULD BE CONSIDERED AN INSULT
>> HMM, I DON'T KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO GO WITH THAT AS WELL. >> Tariq: HOW ABOUT, HOW
ABOUT -- MELISSA, WHAT WAS STEVE MARTIN'S BREAK-OUT FILM? >> Jimmy: TARIQ'S PLAYING NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD ASK FOR HELP
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS -- HEY, MELISSA, WHAT WAS
STEVE MARTIN'S BREAK-OUT FILM? >> STEVE MARTIN'S FIRST FILM WAS "FATHER OF THE BRIDE."
>> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS NOT TRUE
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- THAT'S NOT TRUE
ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE >> IT'S NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: I GOT ONE.
I GOT ONE. THAT IS NOT CORRECT AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ]
I GOT ONE, HEY - >> SHAME ON YOU MELISSA. >> Jimmy: HEY, MELISSA, WHAT'S
A POPULAR TYPE OF CHICKEN IN JAMAICA? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HMM, I'M JUST NOT SURE. APOLOGIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO TRAVEL MORE
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY MELISSA, NAME THE COMEDIANS THAT ARE FAMOUS FOR PRANK
CALLS. >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON REFERENCE.COM.
CELEBRITIES WHO WERE FAMOUS PRIMARILY FOR MAKING PRANK PHONE CALLS, INCLUDE THE TUBE
BAR PRANKSTERS, JOHN ELMO AND JIM DAVIDSON AND THE JERKY BOYS
>> Jimmy: YES! [ DINGS THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING TO MELISSA AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY-WINNING AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "NINE
PERFECT STRANGERS," WHICH PREMIERES THIS WEDNESDAY ON HULU
PLEASE WELCOME MELISSA McCARTHY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
NOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUD. AND THANKS FOR PLAYING THAT --
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT GAME. IS IT -- IS IT ODD TO HEAR
THAT'S THE FUTURE? LIKE, DID YOU JUST HAVE TO DO LIKE SYLLABLES WHEN YOU DID
THAT >> I DID BOTH. LIKE, IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS AN
IMMENSE AMOUNT OF RECORDING WHERE YOU WOULD JUST SAY STRANGE PARTS OF WORDS,
SOMETIMES LETTERS, SOMETIMES WHOLE PARAGRAPHS THAT WERE, LIKE, MEDICAL, AND, LIKE,
A LIST OF NORWEGIAN NAMES, AND I'M LIKE, "HOW OFTEN IS THIS GONNA COME UP?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND IT WOULD JUST BE THE
MOST BIZARRE -- LIKE, IT WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING
>> Jimmy: DID THOSE TRIP YOU OUT? 'CAUSE THAT'S --
>> AND YOU HAD TO SAY IT WITHOUT STOPPING, SO, WE WOULD DO LIKE 1,500, LIKE, CHUNKS OF
DIALOGUE A DAY IT WAS -- IT WAS -- IT WAS FUN AND, LIKE, COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL. >> I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE -- THANK YOU FOR BEING ON,
YOU ZOOMED -- YOU WERE ZOOMING FROM AUSTRALIA AND, NOW, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE BACK
HOME, WHICH IS GREAT HOW -- >> IT'S SO NICE TO BE BACK
LIKE, I LOVED AUSTRALIA, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE. WE WERE THERE AT A GREAT TIME,
AND I THINK WE'VE COME HOME AT A GOOD TIME, HOPEFULLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU -- YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
BEN -- BEN FALCONE, WHO'S VERY TALENTED, YOU DO THIS VERY FUN THING TOGETHER, IT'S CALLED
BEER O'CLOCK AND -- >> SURE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I THINK WE ALL -- DON'T WE ALL DO BEER O'CLOCK?
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL DO BEER O'CLOCK YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT, IT JUST, KIND OF, CAME OUT OF, I GUESS, THE QUARANTINING,
I GUESS, RIGHT AND IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF, SAYING IT'S THE END OF THE DAY, OR?
>> IT WAS JUST TO ALL -- LIKE, HE'S SO -- BEN IS SO WONDERFULLY WEIRD AND LIKE,
HE'LL JUST MAKE VIDEOS SOMETIMES, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HE'S DOING IT, AND THEN IT JUST
SHOWS UP AND HE STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD THING WHERE HE WAS DOING BEER O
'CLOCK, AND THEN I, LIKE, STARTED DOING IT TOGETHER. AND WE WERE IN -- JUST TO MAKE
IT WEIRDER, THE LAST ONE WE DID, WHERE I BELIEVE WE'RE IN WIGS
>> Jimmy: YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WE'D DO A MOVIE GROUP, WE
WERE DRESSED UP AS TWO OF THE GUYS FROM "ARGO," WHICH IS WHY WE'RE IN WIGS AND, LIKE, '70s
CLOTHES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE WE WOULD DRESS UP AS
PEOPLE FROM THE MOVIES AND, THEN, IT WAS BEER O'CLOCK, SO WE JUST COMBINED THEM
IT LITERALLY IS LIKE, "HOW DUMB CAN IT BE," AND THEN HE GOES, "WE SHOULD POST THIS."
LIKE, IT'S -- THERE IS NO USE TO THE WORLD THERE'S NO INFORMATION GIVEN
>> Jimmy: BUT -- >> BUT WE WILL DANCE IN OUR KITCHEN WITH BEER.
>> Jimmy: AND IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH. IT MADE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
LAUGH. I WANT TO SHOW, HERE'S BEER O'CLOCK, INCORPORATING WIGS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LISTEN
* >> WHAT'S IN THE CAN >> OH!
NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> IT WAS STUPID I -- IT'S DUMBER THAN I REMEMBER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW MANY WIGS DO YOU OWN?
>> WHEW. OH, GOD. IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE '60s
LIKE, I HAVE -- I MEAN, THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH ME THERE'S -- I MEAN, THERE'S
LIKE, IF YOU NEED AN "AMADEUS. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> IF YOU NEED -- IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE AN "ORPHAN ANNIE. >> Jimmy: OH, ANNIE'S A GREAT
COSTUME. >> AND ALSO, I HAVE GOTTEN IN TO SOME OF THESE, WHICH --
PRETTY -- PRETTY TERRIFYING FOR THE KIDS >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- IS THAT
BORIS JOHNSON? WHO IS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT IS NOW [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HIS ACTUAL SKIN
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, JUST, YOU KNOW, THEY REALLY CHANGE YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> A SHORT, CROPPED, MAN'S WIG REALLY BOTHERS BEN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> I PUT THIS ONE ON BACKWARDS,
AND IT GIVES ME A LITTLE BIT OF DARKER EDGE, AND IT REALLY TROUBLES HIM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU -- YOU ACTUALLY, IN REAL LIFE, YOU ARE
AS MUCH FUN AS YOU'D THINK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND -- AND YOU ARE,
ALSO, I WOULD SAY, PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS OUT THERE. AND I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE I
SAW SOMETHING, RECENTLY, THAT WAS POSTED MARISKA HARGITAY IS A FRIEND OF
YOURS, AND SHE BROKE HER ANKLE AND YOU COULD HAVE TEXTED, YOU PROBABLY DID
YOU SEND HER FLOWERS, WHATEVER A FRIEND WOULD DO AND SAY, "HEY, GET WELL."
INSTEAD, YOU TOOK IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL. CAN YOU TELL OUR AUDIENCE WHAT
YOU -- WHAT YOU DID? >> WELL, SHE -- YEAH, SHE, LIKE, ROLLED HER ANKLE, AND IT
WAS, LIKE, A REALLY, A REALLY SEVERE BREAK AND SHE'S A REALLY GOOD TEXTER,
AND I'M TERRIBLE SOMETIMES, LIKE, I DON'T -- LIKE, I PUT MY PHONE IN MY
PURSE FOR THREE DAYS, AND THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHERE ARE YOU?
AND SHE SENT ME A REALLY FUNNY TEXT THAT WAS LIKE, "OH, DON'T WORRY, I'M JUST HERE IN A LOT
OF PAIN RECOVERING I GUESS YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO RESPOND TO MY -- TO MY TEXTS."
AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, GAME ON." SO, NOW, I HAVE TO MAKE IT SEEM
LIKE THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU, 'CAUSE I WAS PETITIONING FOR PRAYERS.
AND SO WE LITERALLY JUMPED IN THE CAR AND RAN OVER -- AS YOU DO WITH BURBANK TO
WIENERSCHNITZEL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, I JUST JUMPED UP AND
DOWN, AND CARS HONKED, AND I THINK THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANTED TO SHOW THE -- THE VIDEO -- A LITTLE VIDEO. HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY OUT
THERE SUPPORTING HER FRIEND, MARISKA HARGITAY
>> Jimmy: SO FUN [ HONKING THERE YOU GOTTA HONK
[ HONKING THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU GOT A COUPLE -- YOU GOT
A HONK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> I CAN'T TELL IF THEY WERE THINKING LIKE, "GET WELL,
MARISKA," OR IF THEY WERE LIKE, "GET OUT OF THE WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
NO, THEY LOVED IT. I LOVED IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "NINE
PERFECT STRANGERS. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FILMING IN AUSTRALIA
CORRECT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT PREMIERES THIS
WEDNESDAY. >> YEAH, IT WAS -- IT'S REALLY A GREAT -- IT WAS SUCH A GREAT
BOOK, AND I LOVED IT AND THEN, WHEN THE, YOU KNOW, NICOLE KIDMAN CALLED, AND IT'S
LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO -- DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?" I BASICALLY WAS LIKE, "I DON'T
CARE WHAT -- WHAT IT IS," OR, YOU KNOW, IF I'M ON OR OFF SCREEN, "YES" WAS MY FIRST
ANSWER AND THEN IT ENDED UP BEING, WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT IN
AUSTRALIA, AND IT JUST SEEMS, LIKE, NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE IT NOT BEING DONE THERE
THE -- THE SCENERY IS, LIKE, THE WHOLE -- THE WHOLE GROUP, EVERYBODY THAT CAME TOGETHER TO
DO IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUN AND ESPECIALLY DURING SUCH WEIRD TIMES, WHERE WE HAD ALL BEEN SO
ISOLATED, TO SUDDENLY HAVE THIS LITTLE GROUP OF, YOU KNOW, 12, 13 ACTORS AND A CASTING CREW,
KIND OF, BUBBLE TOGETHER WAS -- IT WAS REALLY FUN. AND IT'S -- LIKE, I'LL NEVER
FORGET IT. >> Jimmy: AMAZING CAST REGINA HALL, BOBBY CANNAVALE,
MICHAEL SHANNON. >> MICHAEL SHANNON, YEAH >> Jimmy: MICHAEL SHANNON'S SO
FUNNY, AND HE DOESN'T GET TO BE THAT FUNNY IN THESE MOVIES AND EVERY TIME HE DOES, HE
SHINES WATCH MICHAEL SHANNON. SO GOOD.
>> HE'S SO FUNNY LIKE, I DON'T -- YEAH, I THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT HE
IS, LIKE, AS GOOD OF ACTOR AS HE IS, LIKE, HE'S SUCH A GREAT ACTOR, BUT, ALSO, HE'S SO
WEIRDLY FUNNY. AND IT'S THE SAME WITH BOBBY LIKE, EVERY MOVIE HE ALWAYS
PLAYS, LIKE, THIS TOUGH GUY. BOBBY IS, LIKE, THE WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, LIKE, REGINA'S REALLY FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IT'S THIS WEIRD MIX OF, YOU KNOW, THIS ODD GROUP OF,
KIND OF, DAMAGED PEOPLE SHOWS UP AND, YOU KNOW, HAVE VERY STRANGE TACTICS FOR GETTING
BETTER, MANY OF WHICH THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT YET. BUT, IT WAS SUCH A BLAST TO DO
LIKE, EVEN, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE SCENES ARE -- ARE PRETTY EMOTIONAL, BUT THERE WAS ENOUGH
TIME WITH WHERE -- I'LL JUST SAY THIS, SHANNON DOES -- DOES SOME HIGH PANTS DANCING.
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S, THAT MEANS EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: HE'S COMING ON
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN -- LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM TO DO A LITTLE HIGH -- HIGH PANTS
DANCING, WOULD BE FANTASTIC. BUT, BASICALLY, ALL THESE PEOPLE GO TO THIS, LIKE, SPA,
MEDITATION RETREAT TYPE OF PLACE FOR -- AND -- AND YOU START FINDING OUT EACH, MORE
AND MORE DETAILS, LIKE IT OR NOT, ABOUT ALL OF THE CHARACTERS
AND IT'S WELL DONE >> YEAH, IT'S NOT ALWAYS -- IT'S NOT ALWAYS FLATTERING
>> Jimmy: NO >> IT'S LIKE, EVERYBODY'S, KIND OF, A MESS IN THEIR OWN WAY.
AND THEN, THEY ALL JUST START, KIND OF, LIKE, CLASHING TOGETHER, AND IT'S FUN, IT'S
WILD, IT'S TRIPPY. AND, ALSO, I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF NICE THAT AT SUCH
A WEIRD TIME, THAT IT WAS, LIKE, STRANGERS HELPING PEOPLE, WHICH IS -- TO ME, IT WAS
A NICE, LIKE, REAFFIRMING THING THAT IN THIS CRAZY TIME. I'M LIKE, "YEAH, SOMETIMES,
LIKE, EVEN STRANGERS ARE GOING TO BE THE ONES TO HELP YOU." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE.
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY IN "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS.
TAKE A LOOK.
GIRLS.
WIFE, HEATHER, DAUGHTER, ZOEY. >> HI. >> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
>> LIKEWISE. SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE 'CAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, YOU LOOK
PRETTY PERFECT >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. I'M SORRY. >> I THINK WE'RE GONNA EXPLORE
THE HOT SPRINGS, MAYBE GET A A QUICK SOAK, DO A FEW LAPS IN THE POOL, MAYBE EVEN VISIT THE
SACRED SPA >> SHOULD I SHOW YOU THE HOT SPRING
>> PLEASE DO CIAO, FRANCIS. >> CIAO.
>> COME ON, LADIES JUMP START ON BLITZ. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> HEATHER'S A BITCH >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON, THAT'S -- THAT'S HOW YOU LAY IT IN THERE. COME ON.
MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS,"
PREMIERES WEDNESDAY ON HULU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAI COURTNEY
COME ON BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO STARS IN
"THE SUICIDE SQUAD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JAI COURTNEY
* * >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD
JAI, WELCOME WELCOME TO THE SHOW! >> THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LOOKING VERY SHARP. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: ALSO, I LIKE THE 'STASHE. IS THAT NEW?
>> YOU LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, IN FACT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS IT FOR A ROLE >> IT'S NOT -- >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> NECESSARILY I THINK I'M GOING TO HANG ONTO IT, FOR THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO
DO BUT -- >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> I KIND OF - THIS CAME TO ME DURING, LIKE, DEEP PANDEMIC.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I THINK EVERYONE WAS -- HAD A MULLET AT SOME POINT --
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND A BIG MUSTACHE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL LIKE I FOUND MY VIBE, LIKE, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT WORKS. >> I ARRIVED FINALLY
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT WORKS FOR YOU, YEAH. I LOVE IT, YOU GUYS LOVE IT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BIT OF A SLUG AS THEY CALL IT, YOU KNOW
THEY CALL IT A SLUG. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD -- BUT IT'S A GOOD 'STACHE.
>> IT'S A GOOD SLUG. >> Jimmy: MINE'S A BIT WISPY WHEN I GROW MINE OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND IT'S A LITTLE SAD.
AND -- JUST PANNED UNIVERSALLY PANNED, MY MUSTACHE
I GREW ONE AND I GO, "WHAT DO YOU THINK. AND EVERYONE WAS JUST --
>> NO ONE LIKES IT NO >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAY
LIKE - GIVE IT A BREAK OR - >> SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T PULL
IT OFF >> Jimmy: NO >> MY DAD HAD ONE IN, LIKE, THE
80s AND 90s, AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST LOOK LIKE HIM NOW, BUT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY DAD ALWAYS
HAD A MUSTACHE STILL HAS ONE. AND I REMEMBER WHEN HE SHAVED
IT, AND THAT WAS TRAUMATIC DAY >> IT'S A WEIRD THING WHEN SOMEONE SHAVES IT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S BIZARRE ME AND MY SISTER WERE LIKE "WHO ARE YOU?
LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU IN OUR HOUSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
HE JUST LOOKED LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON >> SEEN PARTS OF HIS FACE THAT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY. HE GREW IT RIGHT BACK.
HE COULD'VE JUST PUT A FAKE ONE ON, I DON'T CARE GO BACK TO OLD DAD
NOW, YOU ARE -- YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA AND NOW YOU CAME OVER HERE IN L.A. AND YOU ARE
WORKING ON SOMETHING IN NEW YORK DID YOU KNOW ANY OTHER
AUSTRALIANS WORKING IN L.A. WHEN YOU MOVED TO LOS ANGELES? >> WHEN I MOVED, I DIDN'T, NO.
KNOW QUITE A FEW NOW, OBVIOUSLY. BUT WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT,
DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE REALLY. I -- I GOT TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS NOW A FRIEND.
RUSSELL CROW, YOU MIGHT KNOW [ APPLAUSE ] GOOD MATE OF MINE.
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> HE'D PROBABLY KILL ME FOR TELLING THIS STORY
BUT, WHEN WE FIRST MET AT A BIG SILLY HOLLYWOOD PARTY AND I WAS VERY LIKE, KIND OF INTIMIDATED
BECAUSE IT'S RUSSELL YOU KNOW, HE KIND OF HAS THAT AIR ABOUT HIM.
BUT I -- YOU KNOW, I WAS A HUGE FAN. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SAY GOOD
DAY TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE, LEANED OVER AND I SAID, "HEY, RUSSELL, I'M JUST
A HUGE FAN, YOU KNOW I WOULD JUST REALLY LOVE TO MEET YOU."
AND HE GOES, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" AND I SAID JAI
AND HE GOES "COURTNEY. AND I GO, "YEAH," AND HE GOES, "YOU WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?"
[ LAUGTER AND I WAS LIKE [ BLEEP ] YEAH, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: JAI, FIRST MEETING RUSSELL CROW, HE'S LIKE --
>> DAY ONE WELL, HE KEEPS IT REAL, RUSSELL.
AND WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER, ACTUALLY NO LONG AFTER THAT ON A -- ON
A FILM CALLED "THE WATER DIVINER" THAT HE DIRECTED, WHICH WAS A LOT OF FUN AND --
BIG RESPECT FOR HIM, THAT'S FOR SURE >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S THE
GREATEST I LOVE RUSSELL PLEASE TELL HIM I SAID WHAT'S
UP >> HE IS A FRIEND OF THE SHOW, I KNOW
SO, I'M SURE HE'LL APPRECIATE THAT >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT --
YOU'RE ALSO -- YOU'RE A VERY GOOD COOK, ESPECIALLY PIZZA
>> I WOULDN'T SAY I'M A VERY GOOD COOK, I'M AN ALL RIGHT COOK
I MAKE SOME MEAN PIZZA, THOUGH I DO MAKE SOME MEAN PIZZA. I'VE GOT LIKE A --
ONE OF THOSE, LIKE A WOOD FIRE OVEN IN THE BACKYARD SO, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF
THAT WHILE THINGS ARE SORT OF DOWN PARTICULARLY LAST YEAR
KEEPING IT QUIET, SLINGING A A BIT OF PIE, AS THEY SAY. >> Jimmy: DO THEY SAY THAT
>> I SAY IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO, YEAH BUT DO YOU -- YOU HAVE TO PUT
LOGS IN TO THIS, BECAUSE I KNOW - >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE
ONE. IT'S KIND OF PORTABLE. AND SO, YOU FEED, LIKE,
A CHAMBER AT THE BACK WITH, LIKE, SMALLER LOGS IT'S NOT THE HARD CORE LIKE --
>> Jimmy: BUT STILL, LIKE -- >> YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT A PICTURE
THAT YOU - THIS IS YOUR PIZZA HERE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
>> OH, YEAH. THAT'S ONE OF MY PIES. >> Jimmy: JAI.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH. I MEAN, I TRIED TO DO IT TOO,
AND GET A PIZZA GOING. HERE'S HOW MINE -- >> YOU LIKE PIZZA?
>> Jimmy: WELL, I MADE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S NOT BAD.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT BAD, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE - IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ISN'T COOKED
OR SOMETHING >> IT'S A LITTLE BLONDE. IT IS A LITTLE BLONDE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A LITTLE BLONDE YEAH, THAT WAS - >> DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DOUGH?
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR OWN
DOUGH? >> Jimmy: NO DO I MAKE MY OWN DOUGH
NO >> DO YOU BUY THE DOUGH? >> Jimmy: WELL, I GO TO THE
LOCAL PIZZERIA, AND I GO, "CAN I BUY THE DOUGH FROM YOU?" >> THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
YOU LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS. >> Jimmy: AND THE SAUCE.
AND THE -- >> YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO COOK IT FOR YOU AS WELL
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY
A GOOD POINT THIS LOOKS GREAT, BUD. NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, I WOULD
LOVE TO GET A PIE, MAN >> LET'S DO IT, FOR SURE >> Jimmy: LET'S SLING SOME
PIES WHAT'S ON THIS GUY >> THAT'S LIKE MY SPECIALTY.
I DO A LITTLE PEPPERONI. >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. >> SOME CHILIES AND THEN, I
KNOW THIS IS POLARIZING, BUT I'M A FAN OF PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
IT'S FINE, I KNOW PEOPLE ARE SPLIT WITH THAT [ BLEEP ] BUT --
>> Jimmy: I WOULD TRY IT NO, OUR AUDIENCE - >> IT'S GOOD
>> Jimmy: IT IS GOOD >> IT IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NEXT TIME
WE ARE HAVING A TASTE TEST "THE SUICIDE SQUAD," CONGRATS ON THIS.
>> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT YOU ARE PLAYING CAPTAIN BOOMERANG.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS A FANTASTIC NAME
>> ISN'T IT A GREAT NAME >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHO I WOULD IF I'M IN "THE SUICIDE SQUAD.
I GO "WHO'S PLAYING CAPTAIN BOOMERANG. >> YEAH, CAPTAIN BOOMERANG
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE HAVE BEEN REALLY STOMPING FOR A SPINOFF
THEY WANT TO KNOW THE ORIGIN - >> SO AM I I MEAN, LET'S DO IT.
GET ON WITH IT LET'S GO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GIVE THE PEOPLE A STAND ALONE CAPTAIN BOOMERANG
MOVIE. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE UP FOR
THAT >> LISTEN, I HAVE A SAYING, AND IT'S THAT A BOOMERANG ALWAYS
COMES BACK >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, I THINK THERE'S
OPPORTUNITIES GALORE WITH HIM. WE CAN DO ALL OF IT. TV SERIES, SPIN OFF, WHATEVER
YOU WANT POP UP IN "THE FLASH." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOWN.
>> WARNER BROS. ARE OUT THERE. THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP. >> Jimmy: THEY KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JAI COURTNEY IN "THE
SUICIDE SQUAD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHAT? >> IS THIS THING A DOG >> A DOG
>> YES >> WHAT, WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK IT IS, MATE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE BREEDS >> OH, MY GOD, IS IT A
A WEREWOLF I WANTED TO MAKE A WEREWOLF FOREVER.
>> YO, THEY STRAPPED ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF YO, LET ME OUT, I DO NOT DO
WEREWOLVES ALL RIGHT! >> HEY, HEY, HE'S NOT
A WEREWOLF OKAY HE'S A WEASEL.
HE'S HARMLESS. WELL, I MEAN, HE'S NOT HARMLESS, HE'S KILLED
27 CHILDREN. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE GOT HIM TO - I THINK HE'S AGREED TO DO THIS
WHATEVER THE CASE, JUST EVERYONE GET IN THE POSITION TO DROP
*
EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAPTAIN BOOMERANG! CHECK OUT "THE SUICIDE SQUAD."
IT'S IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM LITTLE SIMS, STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MAKING HER U.S. TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "WOMAN," FROM
HER UPCOMING ALBUM, "SOMETIMES I MIGHT BE INTROVERT," HERE'S LITTLE SIMZ.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* NAIJA WOMEN *
* GOT THE MELANIN DRIPPIN L-O-N-D-O-N CITY GIR LIVING IN THE BACK *
* LOOKING LIKE FIRE CHILI PEPPER YORUBA GIRL TOUGHER THAN *
* IMPERIAL LEATHE HE WAS GETTING BITTE SHE WAS GETTING BETTER *
* DIAMONDS ARE FOREVE MISS SIERRA LEON LOOKING LIKE A GEM *
* WORKS HARD IN THE WEE PARTY ON THE WEEKEND KNOW YOU WANNA LIVE *
* WITH NO ONE WATCHIN HOW YOU SPEN GOT A THING FOR *
* THE FINER THING AND THE FINER ME MISS TANZANIA *
* SHE A DO OR DIE SAY SHE WANT TO KNOW MORE 'BOUT THE *
* SUKUMA TRIB WE HIT THE ONCE WASN'T ENOUGH *
* I'VE GOT AN OCEAN FUL OF KNOWLEDGE YOU COULD SCUBA DIVE *
* MISS ETHIOPIA CAN PLAY SO JAZZ THEN SIT YOU DOWN *
* AND SCHOOL YO ON SELASSI TELL 'EM YOU'RE NOTHING *
* WITHOUT A WOMAN WOMAN TO WOMAN I WANNA SEE YOU GLOW *
* SIN I LOVE HOW YOU G FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED *
* AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND YOU'VE GOT THI ALL ACTION NO TALK *
* MY BAJAN HONEYS KNOW YO REPPING FOR YOUR COUNTRY SUN KISSING YOUR *
* BROWN SKI LOOKING LIKE MONEY SAY SHE FOCUSING *
* ON BEING AN ACCOUNTAN WHEN YOU HAVE BEAUTY AND BRAINS *
* THEY FIND IT ASTOUNDING WHY SHE BEEN GETTING IT ON HER OWN *
* SELF MADE AIN'T NOBOD DOING GOLD DIGGE NOW MISS INDIA *
* ALWAYS SPEAKS WIT HER CHES GOT RESPECT FROM HER *
* PEOPLE 'CAUSE SHE LEADS THEM THE BES REAL LIFE QUEEN *
* IN THE FLES KNOW THE CROWN GET HEAVY STILL IT BE'S ON YOUR HEAD *
* MY BROOKLYN LADIE KNOW YOU HUSTL ON THE DAILY *
* INNOVATING JUST LIK DONNA SUMMER IN THE '80s YOUR TIME THEY SEEING *
* YOU GLOW NO INTELLIGENCE AND ELEGANC SHOW 'EM HOW *
* MISS JAMAICA UNDERSTAND FOOD FOR THE SOU WHEN SHE GET UP IN THE *
* KITCHEN OR SHE THROW DOWN AIN'T NOTHING WITHOU A WOMAN *
* WOMAN TO WOMA I WANNA SEE YOU GLOW SING *
* I LOVE HOW YOU GO FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND *
* YOU'VE GOT THIS ALL ACTION NO TALK I SEE YOU GLOW *
* YOU'RE THE FINEST GOL WHEN THEY WALK IN THE ROOM THEY FEEL YOUR SOUL *
* YOUR STYLE IT SHINE SO AHEAD OF TIME AND YOU KNOW THAT *
* YOU'RE FIRE YOU'R SO DAMN FINE GIR GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL *
* GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL SHE A GHANA GIRL CALM WITH IT *
* NEVER LET THE GREEN PLANT FAIL THOUGH A SUCKER *
* FOR THE ROMANCE TAK YOU TO THE HOMELAN ONE WAY SHE AIN'T *
* COMING BACK ALL I SEE IS BLACK STARS AND I FRIGGING LOVE IT *
* TIME'S UP TELL THE PEOPLE THAT WE COMING *
* DONE BEING IN THE SHADO GOING PUBLIC YEAH YEAH DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEAR IT *
* HOW TO STOMACH YEAH YEA HAND OVER THIS AND LET US RUN IT *
* YEAH YEAH ALL WE KNOW IS LOOKING FLAWLESS *
* ALL THEY KNOW IS STAR STAR AIN'T NOTHING *
* WITHOUT A WOMAN THOUG WOMAN TO WOMAN I JUST WANNA SEE YOU GLOW *
* SIN I LOVE HOW YOU G FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED *
* AND LEAVE THE DUST BEHIND YOU'VE GOT THI AND LEAD THEM *
* WITH YOUR LIGHT HE YOU'VE GOT THIS *
* WOMAN TO WOMA I JUST WANNA SEE YOU GLOW ALL ACTION NO TALK *
* TELL 'EM WHAT'S U NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NAH NAH NAH NAH *
* NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NAH NAH NAH NAH *
* NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO LITTLE SIMZ
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. LITTLE SIMZ, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
MICHAEL SHANNON AND PARIS HILTON WILL BE HERE. AND MUSIC FROM
COURTNEY BARNETT MY THANKS TO MELISSA McCARTHY, JAI COURTNEY
LITTLE SIMS, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. *