>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KIT HARRINGTON
MIRANDA COSGROVE MUSICAL GUEST DURAN DURAN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS
CREW >> Questlove: OUR 1500 SHOW! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT YOU GUYS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HELLO.
THANK YOU AND WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME.
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BIG DEAL. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING US.
GUYS, WE ARE DEALING WITH A HEAT WAVE RIGHT NOW. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNOW
THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT IS A MASSIVE HEAT WAVE RIGHT
NOW ACROSS THE COUNTRY YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GROSS IN THE CITY
IT IS SO HOT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WELCOME THE DRIPS FROM THE AIR CONDITIONER.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO HOT TODAY EVEN ANTI-VAXXERS GOT BEHIND SOCIAL
DISTANCING [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
FINALLY. FINALLY! THAT'S RIGHT
THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS IN THE MIDST OF A BRUTAL HEAT WAVE AND EVERYONE'S DOING WHAT THEY CAN
TO GET THROUGH IT. IN FACT, THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JUST RELEASED A LIST OF
QUICK TIPS TO HELP EVERYONE BEAT THE HEAT. AND CHECK THESE OUT.
FIRST UP THEY SAID GO ON INSTAGRAM, SEE WHO'S ON VACATION, THEN USE THEIR POOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] BRILLIANT. [ APPLAUSE ]
DO IT. NEXT THEY SAID STAND OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S LEAF BLOWER
MARILYN MONROE STYLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, THEY SAID LOOK AT
GOVERNOR CUOMO'S APPROVAL RATING AND PRETEND IT'S THE TEMPERATURE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THESE ARE IDEAS. THESE ARE JUST TIPS THAT -
SOME MORE NEWS, THE RESULTS OF THE 2020 CENSUS JUST CAME OUT AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
AMERICAN HISTORY, THE NUMBER OF WHITE PEOPLE WENT DOWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] INTERESTING REACTION TO THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T WANT CHEERS OR BOOS I JUST WANTED -- INTERESTING THAT'S ALL I WANTED.
YEAH >> Steve: YAHOO! >> Jimmy: DECLINED
DECLINING WHITE PEOPLE ARE DOWN, WHICH PROBABLY EXPLAINS THE DECLINE IN WEDDING DEEJAYS
PLAYING "TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. [ LAUGHTER ]
* TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN * YOU CAN TELL THERE ARE -
* TURN AROUND * IS THERE ANOTHER DEEJAY SONG >> Questlove: DON'T STOP
BELIEVING. >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE YEAH. YOU CAN TELL THERE ARE FEWER
YOU'RE WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE THERE'S NOW PLENTY OF PARKING OUTSIDE VINEYARD VINES
[ LAUGHTER ] MOST PEOPLE SHRUGGED AT THE DECLINE OF WHITE PEOPLE DECLINE
WHILE FOX NEWS DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT NEXT WEEK, DUNKIN' DONUTS IS BRINGING BACK ITS
PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE REACTION.
I GOT THE SAME REACTION ABOUT THE DECLINE OF WHITE PEOPLE. >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] SAME THING >> Jimmy: IT'S THE SAME THING,
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] DUNKIN' DONUTS IS BRINGING BACK
ALL OF THE PUMPKIN PRODUCTS. EVEN THE GUYS PUTTING OUT HALLOWEEN CANDY AT CVS IS LIKE,
"FELLS KIND OF EARLY?" >> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS -- LAST NIGHT THE SHOW "CRIBS" RETURNED
TO MTV [ CHEERS ] I'M GLAD THE SHOW IS BACK.
BEFORE NOW, THE ONLY WAY TO SEE INSIDE A CELEBRITY'S HOUSE WAS LOOKING AT THEIR INSTAGRAM,
TIKTOK, SNAPCHAT OR FACEBOOK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS AMAZING
A SURGEON IN CINCINNATI OPERATED ON A TORN LIGAMENT IN HIS OWN HAND
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] SADLY, THE OPERATION DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED AND NOW HE'S SUING
HIMSELF FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE THEM IN SEASON 2 OF MODERN LOVE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
KIT HARINGTON IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: A DELIGHT.
>> Jimmy: PLUS SHE STARS IN THE REBOOT OF "iCARLY" ON PARAMOUNT PLUS, MIRANDA COSGROVE IS
JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
DURAN DURAN! >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE ALL-NEW "THANK YOU NOTES.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. YEAH
SO THIS IS OUR 1,500th SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
THEY HAVE SOME NUMBERS HERE. 200 SHOWS A YEAR, 7 1/2 YEARS. >> Steve: MM-HMM
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE 28 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: WE TOLD 23,000 MONOLOGUE JOKES 3,000 GUESTS
3,000 GUESTS, 2,000 THANK-YOU NOTES, 300 HASHTAGS. FIVE MADAME TUSSAUDS WAX
DUMMIES. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER WE HAD
FIVE MADE. >> Steve: FIVE >> Jimmy: THEY'RE IN DIFFERENT
LOCATIONS. >> Steve: ALL OVER THE WORLD >> Jimmy: YEP.
I'M WEARING ONE OF THE DUMMIES WIGS RIGHT NOW YEAH. >> Steve ARE YOU SERIOUS
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AIR. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE OUR OWN BEN &
JERRY'S ICE CREAM. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE A ROLLER
COASTER AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD.
1,500 SHOWS ALL THAT CAN HAPPEN I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
HERE THAT WORKS ON THE SHOW, THE CREW AND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY WORK SO HARD. EVERYONE IN THE BOOTH. STEVE HIGGINS.
STEVE HIGGINS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS, THE ROOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STEVE DO YOU HAVE A SPEECH >> Steve: YES I DO WHEN JIMMY FIRST CAME TO ME --
>> Jimmy: HEY STEVE, WE DON'T HAVE -- JUST CUT TO THE GOOD PART
>> Steve: I THANK YOU ALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
OKAY, THERE WE GO. I KNOW YOU MEANT IT. I KNOW YOU MEANT IT.
TARIQ, ANY WORDS >> Tariq: HE SAID IT ALL, MAN. HE SUMMED IT ALL UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DID SAY IT PERFECTLY.
YEAH HE DID SAY IT PERFECT I REALLY DO. YOU KNOW, WE COULD DON'T THE
SHOW WITHOUT PEOPLE WATCHING US AND SO THANK YOU, EVERYBODY FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW ON TV.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU NBC, PEACOCK, WHATEVER YOU WATCH ONLINE, WE
REALLY APPRECIATE IT ACTUALLY, WE PUT TOGETHER -- WE HAD THE EDITORS WORK -- DO WORK
ON THE PAST TWO WEEKS FOR THIS WE HAVE CLIPS OF ALL THE BEST MOMENTS OF 1,500 SHOWS
PLEASE ENJOY
*
* ANOTHER TURNING POINT A FORK STUCK IN THE ROAD TIME GRABS YOU BY THE WRIS
DIRECTS YOU WHERE TO GO * * IT'S SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE BUT IN THE END IT'S RIGH
I HOPE YOU HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ HYSTERICALLY CRYING >> Jimmy: AMAZING. >> Steve: YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL
CRIED OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU THINK, AND THEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>> Steve: SOMETHING LIKE THAT HITS YOU AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE -
THE FAUCETS START. I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO CRY I PROMISED I WASN'T GOING TO
CRY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE'S JAMES.
JAMES'S GONE HE'S OUT >> Steve: HE'S OUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S OUT THAT WAS SOME GOOD LOOKS BUT I THINK THE BEST BIT WE DO
WITH JAMES, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE SWITCHED HIS CUE CARDS OUT?
>> Tariq: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> Jimmy: WE DID A BIT WHERE WE ALL TOLD JOKES, LIKE -- BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, IT'S SO OLD, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SO OLD AND TARIQ HAD A JOKE, AND THEN
QUEST WAS IN -- YOU HAD A JOKE THEN JAMES HAD A JOKE. IN REHEARSAL WE DID AND
EVERYONE OF US HAD JOKES AND ON THE AIR, WE GAVE JAMES A NONJOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THE AUDIENCE WAS JUST DEAD AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, WHAT
AND IT ALL WENT, LIKE, THAT'S WEIRD. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M, LIKE, WE DIDN'T GET US BACK, NOTHING -- GOSH
I LOVE YOU GUYS. I'M SO HAPPY I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE THIS JOB.
THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH HEY GUYS, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW AND
SOMETIMES I FIND THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH MUSIC.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO.
* NEWS RADIO, NEWS RADI NEWS RADIO HEY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE SUMMER OLYMPICS ENDED THIS PAST WEEKEND BUT THE WINTER OLYMPICS
ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER THEY'RE GONNA START UP IN FEBRUARY LIKE --
* OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK AGAIN * OF COURSE THE SPORTS ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT DURING THE
WINTER OLYMPICS. FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S - * ICE *
HOCKEY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THERE'S ALSO -
* FIGURE * SKATING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND WHO CAN FORGET BOBSLEDDING AND LUGE WHERE COMPETITORS JUST -
* SLIDE TO THE LEFT THEN - SLIDE TO THE RIGHT *
ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE OLYMPICS, JUST FIND SOMEONE WITH EVERY STREAMING SERVICE
AND SAY -- * I WANT TO BE YOUR PEACOCK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS EVERYBODY >> Jimmy: UNITED JUST BECAME
THE FIRST MAJOR AIRLINE TO ANNOUNCE IT WILL REQUIRE ALL EMPLOYEES TO BE VACCINATED
SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING -- SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT JOB LISTINGS LIKE -
* I JUST WANT TO FLY * YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR FIRST AND SAY -
* HIT ME WITH YOU BEST SHOT * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND WATCH OUT FOR UNRULY PASSENGERS THEY MIGHT REFUSE TO WEAR
A MASK LIKE -- * IN WHICH CASE JUST GRAB THE
DUCT TAPE AND BE LIKE -- * SIT DOW BE HUMBLE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IKEA IS RAFFLING OFF MEATBALL SCENTED CANDLES TO MEMBERS OF
ITS LOYALTY PROGRAM. BUT IKEA SAYS THE CANDLES AREN'T EDIBLE AND YOU
ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT -- * LICK IT LIKE A LOLLIPOP * [ LAUGHTER ]
NO SERIOUSLY, DON'T LICK IT -- * LIKE A LOLLIPOP * JUST LIGHT IT, THEN EVERYONE
WILL WALK IN THE ROOM SMELL IT AND BE LIKE -- * WE GOT TO GET AWA
FROM HERE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY RIHANNA HAS
OFFICIALLY BECOME A BILLIONAIRE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHEN ASKED HOW SHE MANAGED TO DO IT, SHE SAID SHE JUST PUT IN A LOT OF -
* WORK WORK WOR WORK WORK * AND IF SOMEONE DIDN'T GIVE HER
WHAT SHE DESERVED SHE WAS JUST LIKE - * BITCH BETTER HAVE
MY MONEY * NOW SHE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO SPACE LIKE JEFF BEZOS BUT
INSTEAD OF USING A PARACHUTE TO COME BACK DOWN, SHE'LL USE AN -
* UMBRELLA ELLA-ELLA-ELLA * THERE YOU GO THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK-YOU NOTES."
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT IS THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP
WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF
COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS JUST -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING -- I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I
THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES
RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JAMES -- JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: DON'T BREAK. HE'S BRINGING IT FOR 1,500
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, HE IS. YEAH >> Steve: WOW.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CDC MASK GUIDELINES, FOR BASICALLY JUST
NOW BEING THE SHRUG EMOJI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, VACCINE
CARDS. SURE YOU MIGHT BE AN IRREPLACEABLE DOCUMENT THAT I
HAVE TO CARRY AROUND EVERYWHERE, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE MADE OF FLIMSY PAPER AND DON'T
FIT IN MY WALLET [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID YOU MAKE THESE -
>> Steve: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BIGGER JUST A LITTLE BIGGER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST A LITTLE BIT BIGGER, YEAH
* [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, UNITED AIRLINES, FOR
BECOMING THE FIRST MAJOR CARRIER TO REQUIRE ALL EMPLOYEES TO BE VACCINATED
AND THANK YOU, DELTA AIRLINES, FOR CONTINUING TO HOPE THIS NAME THING BLOWS OVER SOON
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: EPSILON, PLEASE.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DUNE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, EMO
"STAR WARS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, LAUNDRY DETERGENT COMMERCIALS, FOR REALLY OVERESTIMATING HOW OFTEN I
PASSIONATELY CARESS MY TOWEL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S THE DOG'S
TOWEL! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I KNOW
>> Jimmy: WE DON'T HAVE IT [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, STUDY THAT FOUND
THAT HEADPHONE USE CAN LEAD TO LONELINESS THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL HEADPHONE
USERS WHEN I SAY - I'M SORRY, WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH, WOW. PUT YOUR HEADPHONES AWAY MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR EARBUDS
AWAY OH, YOU PLAY -- YOU'RE CHARGING THEM
OH, THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE THE NEW ONES
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: ARE THOSE NEW ONES >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WANT TO
CHECK THEM OUT >> Steve: YEAH LET ME SEE THEM.
>> Jimmy: CHECK THESE OUT. >> Steve: OH, WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH THEY'RE LONGER THAN THE OTHER -- THE OTHER -- YEAH,
THEY'RE MUCH LONGER. YEP. THAT ONE HAS A TWIST ON IT
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEP. STOP
NO, YOU PUT IT IN BACKWARDS. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEP, PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, THERE -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Steve: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] HERE
HERE YOU GO. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, YOU'RE
SEWING THEM SHUT >> Steve: WAIT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY COOL WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM, TARIQ? CHECK THESE OUT.
WELL >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HE DIGS IT
YOU LIKE IT? >> Tariq: YEAH I JUST DO THE ONE EAR.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS >> Tariq: I'M SORRY?
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE -- IS THE OTHER EAR CLOGGED? >> Tariq: NO
I'M SORRY, THE OTHER EAR IS -- THIS EAR IS FINE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GIVE THOSE BACK. >> Steve: ONE EAR IS DEAD? >> Jimmy: GIVE THOSE BACK,
DUDE GIVE THOSE BACK. I HAVE TO CHARGE THEM UP, MAN.
THANKS ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO.
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, TRAVELING SUMMER
CARNIVALS. NOTHING RELAXES ME ON A RUSTY WOBBLY RIDE LIKE THE KNOWLEDGE
THAT YOU GUYS CAN SKIP TOWN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH >> Steve: I THINK IT'S SAFE. QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHY IS YOUR CAR RUNNING? NO REASON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SHARKS, FOR NOT GOING BY YOUR ORIGINAL
NAME, "MURDER DOLPHINS." THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KIT HARINGTON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> JIMMY: GUYS, TONIGHT IS OUR 1,500th SHOW, AND IN HONOR OF
THAT, SPECIAL IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN YEARS AGO WE HAD AN IDEA FOR A
A BIT CALLED "STRAIGHT UP GOES FOR IT." IT'S A SIMPLE IDEA
WE WANTED SOMEBODY TO COME OUT, AND STRAIGHT UP SING "DROPS OF JUPITER" BY THE BAND TRAIN
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA.
THE SKETCH HAS BEEN OUR WHITE WHALE. WE'VE BEEN PITCHING IT FOR
YEARS. DOZENS OF PEOPLE FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW AND
LOVE BOTH SINGERS THEY SING IN MOVIES.
THEY DANCE THEY SING. AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE MUSIC
OUT. THEY ALL PASSED ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT NOT TONIGHT. TONIGHT THAT CHANGES, BECAUSE WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE WHO HAS
THE GUTS TO DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE DOESN'T PLAY THE PIANO, BY
THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE DOESN'T EVEN REALLY KNOW
HOW TO SING. BUT HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE'S COOL, AND HE'S FUNNY, AND HE
GETS IT. SO NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU, KIT HARINGTON,
STRAIGHT UP GOES FOR IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * NOW THAT SHE'S BACK IN THE ATMOSPHER
WITH DROPS OF JUPITE IN HER HAIR * * HEY HEY HEY
SHE ACTS LIKE SUMMER AND WALKS LIKE RAIN * * REMINDS ME THAT THERE'S
A TIME TO CHANGE HEY HEY HE SINCE THE RETURN OF *
* HER STAY ON THE MOO SHE LISTENS LIKE SPRING AN SHE TALKS LIKE JUNE *
* HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HE BUT TELL ME *
* DID YOU SAI ACROSS THE SUN DID YOU MAKE I
TO THE MILKY WAY * * TO SEE TH LIGHTS ALL FADED
AND THAT HEAVEN IS OVERRATED AND TELL ME DID YOU FALL * * FROM A SHOOTING STA
ONE WITHOUT A PERMANENT SCAR AND DID YOU MISS * * ME WHILE YOU WERE
LOOKING FOR YOURSELF OUT THERE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* CAN YOU IMAGINE NO LOVE PRIDE DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAY
STICKING UP FOR YOU * * EVEN WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE WRON
CAN YOU IMAGINE * * NO FIRST DANC FREEZE-DRIED ROMANCE
FIVE HOUR PHONE * * CONVERSATION THE BEST * * SOY LATTE THA
YOU EVER HAD AND M BUT TELL ME DID THE WIND * * SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET
FEET DID YOU FINALLY * * GET THE CHANC
TO DANCE ALONG THE LIGHT OF DAY * * AND HEAD BACK
TOWARD THE MILKY WAY TELL ME DID YOU FALL FROM A SHOOTING STAR *
* ONE WITHOUT A PERMANENT SCAR AND DID YOU MISS ME WHILE YOU WER
LOOKING FOR YOURSELF * * OUT THERE NA NA NA NA NA N
AND DID YOU * * FINALLY GET THE CHANC
TO DANCE ALONG THE LIGHT OF DAY NA NA NA NA NA NA *
* NA NA NA NA NA NA DID YOU FALL FRO A SHOOTING STA
FALL FROM A SHOOTING STAR * * NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA N
AND ARE YOU LONELY WHE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR * * YOURSELF OUT THERE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES, KIT HARINGTON
STRAIGHT UP GOES FOR IT. YOU'RE THE BEST BUDDY. CHECK OUT HIS EPISODE OF
"MODERN LOVE" ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO TALK
WITH KIT HARINGTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE SERIES "MODERN
LOVE." WHICH IS AVAILABLE STARTING TOMORROW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO
PLEASE WELCOME KIT HARINGTON
*
>> Jimmy: THAT'S KIT HARINGTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KIT, YOU'VE GOTTEN TWO STANDING
OVATIONS ALREADY >> I DID NOT DESERVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING "STRAIGHT UP GOES FOR IT.
"DROPS OF JUPITER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES!
WAIT, WHAT MADE YOU SAY YES TO THAT >> YEAH, I HAD A LOT OF
THOUGHTS WHEN YOU SENT ME THAT - LIKE A LOT
AND THE SENSIBLE PART OF MY BRAIN, THE BIT THAT SAID, "YOU'RE NOT A SINGER."
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOU'VE NO CONNECTION TO THIS SONG."
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S OF NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> SAID DON'T DO IT.
BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER LITTLE PART OF MY BRAIN, RIGHT? THE BIT THAT GETS ME IN
TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT WAS LIKE, "BUT WHAT IF
YOU'RE BRILLIANT?" [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> WHAT IF YOU'RE BRILLIANT? WHAT IF IT OPENS UP WHOLE NEW VISTAS OF A CAREER IN SINGING?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S INTERESTING.
THAT COULD HAPPEN. >> THE THING IS, THAT TEN SECONDS BEFORE I STARTED --
THAT SAME LITTLE PART OF MY BRAIN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> --SAID, "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE IT I JUST LOVE THAT YOU DID IT, MAN.
YOU'RE JUST A GOOD MAN I LOVE YOU, MAN. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT
UH, WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, AND I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS," TO YOU BECAUSE YOU JUST
RECENTLY BECAME A DAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING * CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH YEAH, WE'RE THRILLED HE'S LOVELY.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS HE? >> HE'S 6 MONTHS OLD SO HE'S IN THAT GORGEOUS LITTLE
STAGE. YEAH, IT ALL CAME ABOUT BECAUSE WE WENT INTO THE PANDEMIC, YOU
KNOW, ME AND ROSE, THINKING -- NOT KNOWING HOW LONG IT WAS GONNA LAST, BUT GETTING ALL
KIND OF APOCALYPTIC AND ROMANTIC, AND, YOU KNOW. THEN YOU GOT A BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH AND, YOU KNOW, NO SPOILERS, I
WILL NEVER DO THAT TO ANYBODY -- BUT DID YOU GET ANY ADVICE FROM OTHER PARENTS?
>> SO MUCH ADVICE. ANYONE WHO'S A PARENT WILL KNOW YOU GET SO MUCH ADVICE LEADING
UP TO IT AND IT'S ALL USELESS [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ALL USELESS IT'S ALL STUFF LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE GREAT
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. WHAT A WONDERFUL THING." NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT
ESSENTIALLY AT FIRST, ANYWAY, WHAT IT IS, IS YOU GET, LIKE, A NEW ROOMMATE JUST DUMPED INTO
YOUR LIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT YOU'VE NOT INTERVIEWED
[ LAUGHTER ] WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANY OF THE RULES.
ANY OF YOUR HOUSE RULES. >> Jimmy: BREAKS ALL OF THEM >> YEAH, BREAKS ALL OF YOUR
HOUSE RULES. AND THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, SO YOU CAN'T KICK HIM OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S BASICALLY PARENTING, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU MAKE HIM LAUGH AND DO YOU DO ANYTHING YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THE
KID LAUGH. >> I'D DO ANYTHING I THINK ROSE IS THE ONE WHO
SEEMS TO RESPECT, AND LOVE AND, LIKE, SHE'S HIS SAFE PLACE.
AND I'M JUST -- I JUST SEEM TO BE SHEER ENTERTAINMENT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT EVEN VERY GOOD ENTERTAINMENT, JUST
ENTERTAINMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT JUST LIKE -
>> YOU KNOW, I DO ANYTHING I DANCE FOR HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ARE YOU A GOOD DANCER? >> I USED TO BE A GOOD -- WELL, I THOUGHT I USED TO BE
I ALSO THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD SINGER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU ARE. >> I USED TO BE A GOOD DANCER, BUT YOU SORT OF -- HE -- I PUT
HIM IN HIS LITTLE CHAIR, AND HE LIKES DANCING TO THE BEATLES AND SO, BUT HE ONLY LIKES IF I
DO THESE EXAGGERATED MOVES SO I HAVE TO KIND OF REALLY -- I'VE WORKED OUT WHERE THE DAD
DANCE COMES FROM >> Jimmy: YOU DO THAT? >> NO, IT'S NOT -- IT'S MORE
LIKE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S IT
BUT NOW, NOW I REALIZE I GO BACK ONTO A DANCE FLOOR AND I'LL DANCE LIKE THAT
I'VE LOST THE OLD MOVES ENTIRELY >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU
>> AND I KNOW IN THE FUTURE, I KNOW HE'S GOING TO MOCK ME ABOUT IT
AND I'LL BE LIKE, "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
"I DID THIS IS FOR YOU." WELL, YOU'RE HERE IN NEW YORK BECAUSE YOU JUST -- YOU'RE
FILMING A MOVIE, RIGHT RIGHT NOW. "BABY RUBY"?
>> YEAH. I DID A FILM UPSTATE, A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FILM CALLED
"BABY RUBY." WHICH I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT
>> Jimmy: THAT SEEMS TO BE WHAT MOST OF MY INTERVIEWS ARE NOW. I HAVE PEOPLE COME ON AND
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL ME ABOUT ANYTHING 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALSO IN -- I
THINK YOU CAN SAY THIS - YOU'RE IN THE MARVEL "ETERNALS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S OUT IN NOVEMBER AND YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT >> YEAH. I SEEM TO HAVE SEGUED FROM A TV
SHOW WHERE I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING ON TO A MOVIE WHERE I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> I CAN TELL YOU HOW THAT TV
SHOW ENDED NOW IF YOU WANT >> Jimmy: NO I LOVED YOU -- I WAS GIANT FAN
OF "GAME OF THRONES. WHEN YOU DO A MARVEL THING, DO THEY HAVE LAWYERS COME INTO THE
ROOM, LIKE, "HEY, SIGN THESE PAPERS." AND YOU --
>> I JUST THINK IT'S AN AURA I THINK THAT THERE'S A KIND OF, LIKE, YOU JUST KNOW.
NO ONE TELLS YOU NO ONE SAYS YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THEY DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T GET SENT A SCRIPT.
I JUST GOT SENT "THIS IS WHO YOU'RE PLAYING." >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> YEAH. AND SO I WAS LIKE, "OKAY." I JUST HAD TO GOOGLE THE
CHARACTER. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A HELL OF A WAY TO KIND
OF WORK OUT, YOU KNOW, WHO YOU'RE PLAYING >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU FIND
FROM GOOGLE? >> WELL, I FOUND OUT THAT HE -- I GOOGLED HIM AND I WAS LIKE --
HE'S A CHARACTER CALLED DANE WHITMAN AND I REALIZED HE HAS A SWORD AND RIDES A HORSE.
AND I WAS, LIKE, "I KNOW THIS GUY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE BEEN THIS GUY >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN THIS GUY I'VE CRUSHED THIS CHARACTER.
YEAH >> BUT ACTUALLY, HE'S QUITE DIFFERENT, SO IT'S EXCITING.
YEAH >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A RUMOR THAT MAYBE HARRY STYLES IS IN
THIS [ CHEERS ] >> NO IDEA
UNLESS I'VE BEEN RECAST, AND HE'S PLAYING MY PART NOT A CLUE
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO HIM OR ANYTHING. >> NO.
>> Jimmy: SO, YOU GUYS DID SCENES SEPARATELY? >> OOH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD I TRY TO SNEAK SOMETHING?
YEAH, I DON'T DO THAT. >> NO COMMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY THOUGH, RIGHT? >> YEAH, I HEAR HE'S A GREAT
GUY. YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU WOULD KNOW, RIGHT? YOU SPENT TIME WITH THE GUY.
>> YEAH. LOVELY LOVELY CHAP, I THINK
I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SEE, YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SERIES "MODERN LOVE.
YOUR EPISODE IS UP -- WELL, IT'S AVAILABLE TOMORROW. WHAT DREW YOU TO THIS SERIES
>> I JUST -- I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON AND QUITE HONESTLY, IT WAS
SOMETHING LIGHTER TO DO, LIGHTER TO PLAY. I SPENT NINE YEARS PLAYING A
A VERY SERIOUS CHARACTER WHO HAD ZERO COMEDIES TO HIM AT ALL AND I THOUGHT, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE STORY ABOUT TWO GUYS ON -- TWO PEOPLE WHO MEET ON A A TRAIN ON THE WAY -- ON THE
WAY TO DUBLIN. AND THEY SORT OF, KIND OF, HAVE THIS INSTANT CONNECTION AND
THEN THEY DON'T SWITCH NUMBERS AND IT'S AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC
SO THEY DO OLD-SCHOOL, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO LAST.
AND THEN, OF COURSE, EVERYTHING GOES INTO LOCKDOWN AND THEY'VE GOT NO WAY OF FINDING EACH
OTHER. SO IT'S WHETHER THEY FIND EACH OTHER, AND IT SORT OF RAISES
SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT WE ALL DID IN THE LOCKDOWN. AND WHERE OUR MORAL LINES LAY,
AND LEGAL LINES AND ALL THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S SHOT IN IRELAND I'M ASSUMING THAT REALLY WAS
IRELAND. >> IT WAS. YEAH, WE WERE -- WE WERE BUNKED
UP IN THIS LITTLE COTTAGE, QUARANTINED -- WE WERE QUARANTINING IN THIS COTTAGE
AND IT WAS LIKE BEING IN SOME SORT OF AMAZON FEEDBACK LOOP >> Jimmy: AMAZON FEEDBACK?
>> YEAH, BECAUSE WE ESSENTIALLY -- WE COULDN'T GO ANYWHERE SO WE WERE ORDERING
ALL OUR FOOD OFF AMAZON TO BE ARRIVED. BEING PAID BY AMAZON
BUT THE ONLY THING THEY PUT ON THE TV WAS AMAZON SHOWS. SO IT WAS JUST KIND OF SORT OF
CIRCULATING. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF AMAZON
>> IT'S A TERRIFYING GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE PAYING YOU,
BUT YOU'RE SPENDING THE MONEY THEY'RE PAYING YOU ON -- >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I FELT LIKE I'D BEEN DUPED INTO IT
LIFE * I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S KIT HARINGTON IN "MODERN
LOVE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
QUESTION >> SURE. >> WHEN YOU FIRST GOT ON, HOW
COME YOU SAT OVER THERE WITH HER WHEN YOU HAD THE OPTION OF THE TWO TABLES
>> I JUST PREFER TO SIT FACING THE DIRECTION WE'RE GOING IN, THAT'S ALL
>> NOW YOU'RE SITTING THE OPPOSITE WAY >> YEAH, BUT I'M FACING YOU.
SO MY NEUROLYSIS CAN A BACK SEAT FOR A BIT IT'S NOT A BIG THING, JUST A
A LITTLE QUIRK IT'S NOT LIKE IT DOMINATES MY LIFE OR ANYTHING
>> DO YOU WANT TO SWAP SEATS >> YES [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TIME KIT HARINGTON, EVERYONE!
SEASON TWO OF "MODERN LOVE" IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
MIRANDA COSGROVE JOINS US NEXT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST EXECUTIVE PRODUCES AND STARS IN
THE BIG, NEW REBOOT OF "iCARLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M MAD I LIKE "iCARLY." YOU CAN SEE NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
PLEASE WELCOME MIRANDA COSGROVE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MIRANDA COSGROVE, COME ON. WE LOVE YOU.
MIRANDA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. AND ACTUALLY, WE'VE WORKED
TOGETHER >> YES >> Jimmy: I WAS SO HAPPY TO BE
ON AN EPISODE OF "iCARLY." BUT I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALL THAT.
BUT FIRST, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THIS, BUT YOU'VE, KIND OF, BECOME THE QUEEN OF MEMES.
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TRUE.
MY LEGACY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR LEGACY.
>> THE QUEEN OF MEMES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SINCE YOU WERE -- HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN
YOU FIRST STARTED? >> MEMING? >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE
MEMING AT THE TIME >> AROUND -- I THINK THE FIRST MEME THAT BECAME POPULAR OF ME
I WAS EIGHT OR NINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, 8-YEARS-OLD AND I HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM BECAUSE
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE IN CASE YOU NEED A GOOD MEME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE THAT SAYS, "WHEN HE FINALLY PLAYED SOME
41 'FAT LIP' AT THE HOUSE PARTY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> I WAS OBSESSED WITH DOING THIS AND I REALLY PAID FOR IT. LIKE, I JUST COULDN'T STOP
DOING THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S SO CUTE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
COME ON, LIKE, "NICE TRY." [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THIS ONE TOO.
THIS IS INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] "SEEING YOUR FRIEND TWEET
SOMETHING THEY HATE. INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ]
INTERESTING. YOU MADE THE INTERESTING FACE AND THEN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS
FUNNY IS THAT THE NEW "iCARLY," THE REBOOT, YOU REDID THE INTERESTING FACE AS A JOKE AND
THAT BECAME A MEME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT TOOK ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEW INTERESTING. YEAH
YEAH, IT'S GOT A LIFE OF ITS OWN. YOU REUNITED WITH THE CAST OF
"iCARLY. DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE REBOOT OR WERE YOU JUST
SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP FOR, LIKE, ONE EPISODE REUNION OR HOW DID YOU --
>> WE KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DO THE REVIVAL AND WE WERE SUPER EXCITED, BUT WE GOT A CALL TO
ALL GO TO THIS EVENT AND WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE IT TOGETHER THAT WE WERE GOING TO
DO A REVIVAL SO MY FRIEND, JERRY TRAINOR, WHO PLAYS MY BROTHER ON
"iCARLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE JERRY
>> HE'S THE BEST SO HE CALLED ME UP AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, WITH COVID,
WE'VE BEEN INSIDE. LIKE WE COULD USE SOME SUN." HE WAS LIKE, "I KNOW YOU'VE
A SPRAY TAN BEFORE DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HOOK ME UP
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THE TWO OF US COULD GET A SPRAY TAN TOGETHER."
SO I WAS LIKE, "OKAY." LIKE, IT'S SO OUT OF CHARACTER JERRY.
I DIDN'T EXPECT IT AT ALL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - >> SO I SAID, "SURE, YEAH.
SO WE WENT, WE GOT THE SPRAY TAN TOGETHER AND THE NEXT MORNING WAS THE EVENT.
AND I DIDN'T HEAR FROM HIM I KEPT TEXTING HIM, "HOW'S IT GOING?
LIKE, "DO YOU LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT?" I WASN'T HEAR HIM.
SO THEN, THE WAY SPRAY TANS WORK, IF YOU -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HAD ONE, BUT IF YOU
GET ONE, IT KEEPS DEVELOPING UNTIL YOU WASH IT OFF. SO HE FELL ASLEEP AND HE NEVER
WASHED IT OFF, AND THE NEXT MORNING I BROUGHT -- THIS IS A A PICTURE FOR YOU, THIS IS WHAT
HAPPENED - [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
IT'S PRETTY BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT
OH, MY GOSH. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BURNT >> I LOVE THIS PICTURE
I HAD IT AS MY WALL PAPER ON MY PHONE FOR A LONG TIME. ANY TIME I'M SAD, I LOOK AT
THIS PICTURE AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE LOOKS LIKE -- HE LOOKS LIKE THE COLOR OF THE BLIMP.
>> HE'S NICKELODEON ORANGE >> Jimmy: HE'S NICKELODEON ORANGE
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE WENT WITH WAS HE -- WAS HE MAD >> SO HE WAS VERY UPSET AND HE
BLAMED ME. AND THEN, LATER, WE WERE FILMING AN EPISODE FOR THE SHOW
AND IN THE EPISODE, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS, KIND OF, CRAZY, HIDEOUS FACE AND IT'S
TURN INTO THIS GIANT ANDY WARHOL-TYPE PIECE OF ART IN THE EPISODE
SO HE ASKED IF HE COULD TAKE IT HOME WHEN WE FINISHED THE EPISODE AND HE PUT IT UP IN HIS
HOUSE TO GET ME BACK >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE PIECE OF ART.
>> HENCE THE PIECE OF ART. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING A MEATBALL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THAT. AND THEN HERE'S JERRY WITH YOU
>> HIM SHOWING IT TO ME IS HIS REVENGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IN HIS LIVING ROOM [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE HIM
PLEASE SEND -- SEND MY REGARDS TO THE WHOLE CAST. PEOPLE ARE LOVING THIS REBOOT,
BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN
TOMATOES 100% THAT'S AWESOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU IT ALL READY GOT RENEWED FOR
SEASON TWO WHERE DOES IT PICK UP, THIS? >> IT'S PRETTY MUCH EIGHT YEARS
AFTER THE OLD ONE ENDED. IT'S JUST ALL THE SAME CHARACTERS AND WHAT THEY'RE
GOING THROUGH NOW. NOW THAT WE'RE OLDER AND IT'S A MUCH MORE MATURE TAKE.
WE'RE DOING STUFF IN THIS ONE WE COULDN'T DO IN THE OLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THE
AUDIENCE FOR THIS, IS IT -- THEY'RE NOT KIDS NOW DO YOU'RE AUDIENCE -
>> NO, IT'S REALLY FOR THE ORIGINAL AUDIENCE THAT'S GROWN-UP
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BRILLIANT AND IT WORKS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU FIGURED IT OUT THAT'S AWESOME IT'S WORTH -
WELL, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP RIGHT NOW. HERE IS MIRANDA COSGROVE IN
"iCARLY. TAKE A LOOK.
TWISTY THINGY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, THIS IS NO BIG DEAL
[ WRENCH CRANKING [ SCREAMS >> ALL RIGHT
>> AH! OW >> COME ON
>> SON OF A [ CAR HORN ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT'S OKAY. I'VE ALL MOST GOT IT FREDDIE, GO CHECK THE SPARK
PLUGS. >> ALL RIGHT >> MILLICENT, START 'EM UP
[ CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER [ ELECTRICITY SURGE [ SCREAM ]
[ CAR HORN ] >> MILLICENT, STOP THAT! >> THEN YOU TWO STOP CUSSING
PLPL >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN, BUDDY. MIRANDA COSGROVE
CHECK OUT NEW EPISODES OF "iCARLY" EVERY THURSDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM DURAN DURAN
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "INVISIBLE" FROM THEIR UPCOMING NEW ALBUM "FUTURE PAST," HERE
IS DURAN DURAN
*
* INVISIBLE * * INVISIBLE * * INVISIBLE *
* WALKING BY THE WALL THE SHADOW
WILL NOT FAL IS SILENTLY IGNORED * * QUIET ONE DISCOURAGED
BY THE NOISE LIVING WITHOUT CHOICE *
* IS A LIFE WITHOUT A VOIC WHEN YOU CAN'T EVE
SAY MY NAME * * HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING NUMB
GO AND CALL MY NAME * * I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME, SO I ASK AGAIN
WILL YOU SAY MY NAME HAS THE MEMORY GONE * * ARE YOU FEELING NUM
OR HAVE I BECOME INVISIBLE * * * THE DREAMERS WISH AWA
* HINDSIGHT IS FALLIN ON MY FACE HIGHLIGHTS THE SHAPE
OF MY DISGRACE * * WHEN YOU DON'T HEAR A WORD I SAY
AS THE TALKING GOE IT'S A ONE-WAY FLOW * * NO FAULT, NO BLAM
HAS THE MEMORY GON ARE YOU FEELING NUMB AND HAVE I BECOME *
* INVISIBLE * * INVISIBLE * * INVISIBLE *
* AND NO ONE HEAR A WORD THEY SA HAS THE MEMORY GON
ARE YOU FEELING NUMB * * NOT A WORD THEY SAY BUT A VOICELESS CROW
ISN'T BACKING DOWN * * WHEN THE AIR TURNS RE WITH THEIR LOADED HESITATION
CAN YOU SAY MY NAME * * HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING NUMB
HAVE WE ALL BECOME INVISIBLE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KIT HARINGTON, MIRANDA COSGROVE, DURAN DURAN
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
1,500 SHOWS DOWN THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY AND THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *