1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,881 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:19,986 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:24,257 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BARBRA STREISAND 4 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:29,529 MARLON WAYANS, MUSICAL GUEST SNOH AALEGRA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:38,271 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1498 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,539 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:49,516 * 8 00:00:49,516 --> 00:01:05,965 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! 9 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,569 THAT WAS A CROWD RIGHT THERE WELCOME, EVERYBODY PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. 10 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,839 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:19,079 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,916 WELL GUYS, IT WAS A BIG DAY HERE IN NEW YORK AS ANDREW CUOMO ANNOUNCED THAT 13 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:28,254 HE'S RESIGNING AS GOVERNOR BUT DURING HIS REMARKS HE SAID IT WAS BEST THAT HE STEP ASIDE 14 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:32,859 THEN EVERY WOMAN IN THE ROOM TOOK TWO STEPS ASIDE [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:38,098 DURING HIS ANNOUNCEMENT, CUOMO SAID THAT HE'S STEPPING DOWN IN 14 DAYS. 16 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,966 I'M SORRY, BUT IS THIS REALLY A TWO-WEEK NOTICE TYPE OF SITUATION? 17 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:43,570 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH FOR CUOMO. WITH A TRACK RECORD LIKE THIS, 18 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,940 HIS ONLY FUTURE IS EITHER PRESIDENT OR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. 19 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:52,779 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] CUOMO'S REPLACEMENT WILL BE 20 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:56,583 LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL AND THIS IS -- 21 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,118 [ CHEERS ] YEAH THIS IS STRANGE. 22 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,886 RIGHT AFTER SHE WAS ANNOUNCED AS NEW YORK'S NEXT GOVERNOR, CNN OFFERED A PRIMETIME SHOW TO 23 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:07,527 HER SISTER [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT A DAY 24 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:10,430 THE NEWS DEFINITELY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE FOR POWERFUL GUYS NAMED ANDREW 25 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:10,463 ANY WORSE FOR POWERFUL GUYS NAMED ANDREW 26 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:13,767 >> PRINCE ANDREW FACING A NEW LAWSUIT FILED BY 27 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:17,804 JEFFREY EPSTEIN ACCUSER VIRGINIA ROBERTS GUFRAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, MAYBE IT CAN 28 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,074 GET WORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY THE QUEEN CALLED HARRY 29 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:25,245 AND MEGHAN AND WAS LIKE, "CAN I CRASH WITH YOU FOR A WHILE?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,081 IT'S BEEN SUCH A TOUGH YEAR. THE QUEEN NOW ANSWERS THE PHONE LIKE, "OH, GOOD LORD, WHAT 31 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:31,084 NOW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN HIS LAWYER SAID THAT HE'LL 32 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,787 NEVER GET ANOTHER JOB AGAIN, PRINCE ANDREW WAS LIKE, "ANOTHER WHAT? 33 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:40,126 [ LAUGHTER ] JOB? HOW ABOUT WE SHIFT GEARS TO 34 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:45,699 SOME POSITIVE NEWS, HUH? TODAY, THE SENATE PASSED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.2 TRILLION 35 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,768 INFRASTRUCTURE BILL WITH BIPARTISAN SUPPORT THAT'S - 36 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:55,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOOD NEWS THAT'S POSITIVE. 37 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:59,479 THAT'S RIGHT, A TRILLION DOLLARS TO FIX OUR ROADS, BRIDGES, AND AIRPORTS. 38 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,381 SO AFTER THEY FINISH LaGUARDIA THAT WILL LEAVE US WITH ABOUT 40 BUCKS 39 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:07,387 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING WE CAN PASS A $1 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE BILL 40 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:10,757 YET WE CAN'T FIND THE NEW HOST FOR "JEOPARDY! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:17,697 SPEAKING OF CRAZY THINGS, FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS THREATENING TO WITHHOLD PAY 42 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,801 FROM ANY SCHOOL OFFICIALS WHO REQUIRE MASKS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 43 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:25,638 I'M NERVOUS ABOUT DeSANTIS RIGHT NOW PEOPLE IN FLORIDA ARE LIKE, "WHEN CAN CUOMO START? 44 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,440 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THAT'S -- THAT's NOT GOOD, YOU 45 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,611 KNOW AS EMPLOYERS AROUND THE COUNTRY URGE THEIR WORKERS TO GET 46 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,213 VACCINATED, THE OWNER OF AN EYEWEAR STORE RAN INTO A A STRANGE CONCERN FROM ONE 47 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:38,184 EMPLOYEE WATCH THIS 48 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:44,324 SAYS HE CAN'T CONVINCE ALL OF HIS EMPLOYEES TO BE VACCINATED ONE EMPLOYEE SAID SHE WAS 49 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:50,897 CONCERNED BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT A VACCINE HAD CAUSED THE CHARACTERS IN THE FILM "I AM 50 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:58,638 LEGEND" TO TURN INTO ZOMBIES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO I'M GUESSING THE 51 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,874 REQUIREMENTS TO GET A JOB AT THAT STORE ARE NOT THAT DEMANDING. 52 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,510 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, VACCINE OR NOT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOP THAT WOMAN 53 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:08,648 FROM COMING INTO THE OFFICE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 54 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,685 LAST NIGHT WAS THE FINAL EPISODE OF "THE BACHELORETTE." WE LOVE THAT SHOW. 55 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,654 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] AND ONE OF THE BIG MOMENTS FROM 56 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:20,226 THE EPISODE WAS WHEN THE FINAL CONTESTANT BLAKE MET KATIE'S AUNT LINDSAY 57 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,594 TACK A LOOK AT HOW THEIR CONVERSATION WENT. 58 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:28,868 ON THIS SEASON AFTER YOU FLUNKED OUT OF THE LAST ONE? >> YEAH, FLUNKED 59 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,704 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH I'VE BEEN DUMPED TWICE 60 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,472 THERE'S TWO BACHELORETTES THAT SHOWED UP. ONE LEFT - 61 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,943 >> AND NEITHER WANTED YOU? >> GUESS NOT >> LIKE, YOU ULTIMATELY MEAN 62 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:42,315 NOTHING. LIKE, HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT, LIKE, YOU BETTER BE SECURE 63 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:45,352 AS [ BLEEP ] COMING INTO OUR FAMILY BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 64 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:50,957 YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE WE WANT YOU HERE NOT BECAUSE WE NEED YOU HERE 65 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,492 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE WHEN SOMEONE WELCOMES YOU INTO THE 66 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:57,597 FAMILY BY QUOTING JOE PESCI IN "GOODFELLAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,432 THAT'S RIGHT, THE SEASON FINALE OF "THE BACHELORETTE" WAS LAST NIGHT, AND KATIE AND BLAKE ARE 68 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:05,305 OFFICIALLY ENGAGED YOU KNOW THAT SHOW CAN GET PRETTY EMOTIONAL, SO I THOUGHT 69 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,141 WE COULD HELP. HERE'S A CLIP FROM THE EPISODE RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST 70 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:12,712 EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. 71 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:19,219 * >> LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. >> MY ENTIRE DAY AND EVENING 72 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:23,456 WITH BLAKE WAS TRULY PERFECT YUM. YUM. 73 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,126 AND THE FACT THAT WE COULD OPEN UP THE WAY WE DID DURING THE DINNER, IT REALLY CHANGED OUR 74 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:30,230 RELATIONSHIP LAST NIGHT WAS, I THINK, EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED 75 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,866 FOR. ME, TOO. MUA. 76 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,068 [ LAUGHTER ] MUA. MUA. 77 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,738 MUA. MUA. MUA. 78 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,374 I LOVE YOU MUA. LOVE YOU, TOO. 79 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,077 MUA. BYE. BYE. 80 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:51,751 MUA, MUA, MUA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 81 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,586 AS I SAID, IT WAS A THREE-HOUR FINALE OF "THE BACHELORETTE," AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING 82 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:59,859 ABOUT THE "AFTER THE FINAL ROSE" SPECIAL WHEN KATIE -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 83 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:03,329 KATIE CONFRONTED HER EX, GREG. YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, BECAUSE 84 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:08,034 HERE TO RE-ENACT THIS MOMENT WITH ACTUAL LINES FROM THE SHOW ARE TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE. 85 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:16,943 GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. 86 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,845 TONIGHT I'LL BE PLAYING KATIE, WHO IS FINALLY ABOUT TO ACCUSE HER EX GREG OF LYING ABOUT HIS 87 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:25,552 INTENTIONS >> Questlove: AND I'LL BE PLAYING GREG WHO IS ABOUT TO 88 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:31,124 EXPERIENCE KATIE'S FULL WRATH. >> Jimmy: GREAT. WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY. 89 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:40,200 * >> Tariq: YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT VALIDATING YOU ENOUGH, BUT IT'S 90 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:48,808 LIKE, YOU GOT A FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE. YOU GOT A FIRST ONE-ON-ONE 91 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:54,147 THE SECOND ONE-ON-ONE, EVERY SINGLE GROUP DATE. I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE NEVER 92 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:59,519 READY FOR AN ENGAGEMENT. >> Questlove: I'M HONESTLY SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY YOU WOULD 93 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:04,357 THINK THAT UM, I WOULDN'T -- WOW! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 94 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:15,502 >> Tariq: YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO SAY GOOD-BYE [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:19,205 YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS 96 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:24,344 BECAUSE THAT WAS A TIME I NEEDED -- I NEEDED YOU THE MOST 97 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:31,084 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] AND YOU RAN AWAY 98 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,587 >> Questlove: WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FOUND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 99 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:40,927 >> Tariq: OH, ABSOLUTELY [ LAUGHTER ] I AM VERY HAPPY. 100 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:44,631 BUT THAT DOESN'T TAKE AWAY FROM THE ANGER AND THE WAY YOU TREATED ME 101 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,568 USING ME TO GET THE EXPERIENCE, THE EXPOSURE DARE I SAY, THE ACTING PRACTICE 102 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:56,209 AT MY EXPENSE. >> Questlove: THE ACTING >> Tariq: I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY 103 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:03,783 GOOD UNTIL THE END WHEN YOU KIND OF EFFED IT UP AND RAN AWAY 104 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,485 >> Questlove: LOOK, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT AS MUCH AS I WISH I WAS, I'M NOT 105 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:12,492 MERYL STREEP >> Tariq: OH, WE KNOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,429 >> Jimmy: WOW! OH, MY GOD THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 107 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:20,033 THAT'S QUESTLOVE AND TARIQ, EVERYONE THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNBELIEVABLE 108 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:27,774 OH MY -- WOW WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:31,945 YEAH, THANK YOU GUYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. QUESTLOVE AND TARIQ, EVERYBODY 110 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:37,283 YEAH, THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GET THIS 111 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,052 I READ THAT DISNEY JUST RELEASED THE PRICES FOR ITS NEW "STAR WARS" GALACTIC STAR 112 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:45,458 CRUISER HOTEL, AND IT CAN COST YOU UP TO $6,000 FOR A A TWO-NIGHT STAY 113 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,896 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WHILE OVER AT THE MARRIOTT SIX GRAND WILL GET YOU THE ENTIRE 114 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:55,301 MARRIOTT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, SIX GRAND. 115 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,070 EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU ASK FOR THE "STAR WARS" HONEYMOON SUITE THEY SAY IT'S BOOKED BY 116 00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:03,043 A BROTHER AND A SISTER [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:08,748 >> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: THAT'S - FINALLY, I SAW THAT PEPSI AND 118 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,717 BOSTON BEER ARE TEAMING UP TO CREATE AN ALCOHOLIC MOUNTAIN DEW DRINK CALLED HARD MOUNTAIN 119 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:16,823 DEW. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S A PHOTO 120 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:20,560 YEAH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] METH IS ACTUALLY A GATEWAY DRUG 121 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:28,034 TO THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT'S CRAZY IS THAT HALF OF 122 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:32,105 AMERICA REFUSES THE VACCINE, BUT WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM PUTTING THAT INTO THEIR BODY 123 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:37,677 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THE CANS AGAIN? THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT A KID DRAWS 124 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:42,148 TO SHOW HIS PARENTS ABOUT WHAT HIS NIGHTMARES ARE ABOUT [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,718 HARD MOUNTAIN DEW IS ACTUALLY A LOT HEALTHIER, BECAUSE THE ALCOHOL HELPS KILL WHATEVER IS 126 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,054 IN NORMAL MOUNTAIN DEW [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 127 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,222 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 128 00:09:50,156 --> 00:10:07,707 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 129 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:13,279 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! HER LATEST ALBUM "RELEASE ME 2" 130 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:22,422 IS AVAILABLE NOW BARBRA STREISAND IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:26,259 COME ON. PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW MOVIE "RESPECT," AS WELL AS 132 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:32,465 HIS UPCOMING HBO MAX STAND-UP SPECIAL. HE IS FUNNY AND HE CAN ALSO 133 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,802 ACT. I LOVE THIS GUY. MARLON WAYANS IS JOINING US IN 134 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:41,307 STUDIO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM 135 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:49,716 SNOH AALEGRA [ APPLAUSE ] SNOH AALEGRA 136 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:53,319 GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH BETTER? 137 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,723 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." 138 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,223 IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 139 00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,859 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * 140 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:05,699 * >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO 141 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:10,737 THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "BIDEN INTRODUCES NEW LEGISLATION. 142 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,539 THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE 143 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:16,710 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN CELEBRATES REMEMBERING WAITER'S NAME." 144 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:22,415 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BRIAN! BRIAN. 145 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,585 >> Steve: POPCORN. >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO HERE 146 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:29,089 THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "PRINCE WILLIAM TAKES PART IN POLO MATCH." 147 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,592 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU ONLY LOOK AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 148 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,628 "WEDDING GUESTS NOT SURE WHAT SNAPPY CASUAL MEANS, JUST WINGS IT." 149 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:45,905 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "KIM JONG-UN CONGRATULATES STATE ARTISTS. 150 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,709 THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "TEAM TAKES SOUVENIR PICTURE DESPITE NOT ESCAPING THE ROOM. 151 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:56,116 [ APPLAUSE ] WE'LL LET YOU HAVE THE PHOTO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT 152 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,684 >> Steve: YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY OF IT. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, THIS 153 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:03,690 HEADLINE SAYS "PRINCE CHARLES ATTENDS CHARITY CYCLING EVENT. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 154 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,493 "NETFLIX RELEASES PREVIEW FOR NEW SEASON OF 'STRANGER THINGS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND 155 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,730 APPLAUSE ] WHAT HAPPENS THIS SEASON HOLY MOLY, WHAT IS THAT? 156 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:15,101 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS "NORWAY WINS HURDLES GOLD 157 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:19,906 MEDAL. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN GETTING HOME FROM EUROPE 158 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,308 REALIZES PHONE WAS ROAMING THE ENTIRE TIME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 159 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,811 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." STICK AROUND 160 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,680 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS," EVERYBODY. 161 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:49,469 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 162 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:53,106 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. NOW -- YOU KNOW I LOVE 163 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,175 PODCASTS >> Steve: OH, YOU LOVE THEM. >> Jimmy: I DO 164 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,777 >> Steve: YOU LOVE THEM. >> Jimmy: I LIKE MIKE BIRBIGLIA'S "WORKING IT 165 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,746 OUT. >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: I LISTEN TO THAT 166 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,315 I LOVE "THE DAILY. >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE - 167 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,251 >> Steve: YOU KNOW THAT RAZ -- GUY RAZ'S. >> Jimmy: I DO 168 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,454 YEAH, THEY'RE A GREAT WAY TO PASS THE TIME ON YOUR WAY TO WORK 169 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,789 GOING FOR A WALK WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. BUT THE OTHER DAY I WAS 170 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,125 SCROLLING THROUGH MY PODCAST APP. >> Steve: MM-HMM 171 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,327 >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN APP THAT'S ALL PODCASTS DO YOU HAVE AN APP 172 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:18,164 >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S CALLED "PODCAST." [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,899 BUT YOU WERE SCROLLING THROUGH -- >> Jimmy: I WAS SCROLLING 174 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,968 THROUGH -- >> Steve: WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A WALK 175 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,371 >> Jimmy: I WAS TAKING A WALK. AND I'M SCROLLING. >> Steve: SURE 176 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,773 >> Jimmy: DOING MULTITASKING >> Steve: YEAH, YOU DO IT ALL OF THE TIME. 177 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,309 >> Jimmy: BUT I NOTICED THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURE PODCASTS THAT I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF 178 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,144 BEFORE >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 179 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,346 SO I THOUGHT WE COULD MAYBE CHECK OUT A FEW OF THEM TONIGHT. 180 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,248 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." HERE WE GO 181 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:35,281 PODCASTS." HERE WE GO 182 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:43,523 * TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS * >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS FIRST -- 183 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,358 >> Steve: OH, YOU'RE GOING TO YOU LISTEN TO THEM >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 184 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,761 I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN -- >> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST. 185 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:52,265 OKAY, NEVERMIND. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PODCAST. OH, IT'S IN HERE 186 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:57,504 >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: MY FIRST PODCAST IS CALLED "VIN DIESEL LISTS ALL OF 187 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,607 THE BANDS AT WOODSTOCK." >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PODCAST 188 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:04,110 IT'S WHERE VIN DIESEL. >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: WELL, HE LISTS ALL OF 189 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,812 THE BANDS THAT WERE -- >> Steve: AT WOODSTOCK [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,213 >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IT OUT LISTEN TO THIS 191 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:14,921 >> THE WHO, GRATEFUL DEAD, JIMMY HENDRIX, SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE 192 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,757 SPEAKING OF FAMILY, THERE'S NO BETTER FAMILY THAN FAMILY. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:22,796 YOU SHOULD GO TO WOODSTOCK WITH YOUR FAMILY. JUST ONE BIG 400,000 PERSON 194 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,399 FAMILY, BECAUSE WOODSTOCK IS FAMILY THEN AFTERWARDS YOU GO TO 195 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:30,203 CHILI'S BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE THERE YOU'RE FAMILY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,639 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW HE'S A A GIANT MUSIC FAN. >> Steve: THAT'S THE WHOLE 197 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,474 PODCAST? >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S THE WHOLE THING 198 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,945 YEAH THIS NEXT ONE IS A PODCAST ADAPTATION OF "HOT ONES. 199 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,714 I LOVE "HOT ONES." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, WOW. 200 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,550 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, SEAN EVANS >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE EATS SPICY CHICKEN 201 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,186 WINGS WITH CELEBRITIES >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW 202 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,254 IT'S GOING TO TRANSLATE SINCE IT'S SO VISUAL >> Steve: RIGHT. 203 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,890 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S REALLY BIG. AND IT'S NUMBER FOUR ON THE PODCAST CHART. 204 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,159 >> Steve: WOW. ON YOUR PODCAST CHART. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ON MY -- YEAH. 205 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,928 [ LAUGHTER ] ON APP >> Steve: YEAH, ON YOUR APP. 206 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,764 >> Jimmy: YUP. >> Steve: JIMMY'S PODCAST APP. >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE NOTHING TO 207 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,867 DO WITH THE APP. I'M NOT SELLING MY APP >> Steve: BUT IF YOU WERE. 208 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,704 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I'M NOT. SO, ANYWAY, I'M JUST SAYING, THIS IS -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 209 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,407 GOING TO TRANSLATE BUT, ANYWAYS, IT'S NUMBER FOUR >> Steve: NUMBER FOUR. 210 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,743 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ON THE APP >> Steve: LET'S HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 211 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:09,776 >> Steve: LET'S HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 212 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,546 >> HEY, THIS IS SEAN EVANS AND WELCOME TO "THE HOT ONES 213 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:18,885 PODCAST. MY GUEST TODAY IS MARIAH CAREY FIRST UP WE'RE GOING TO BE 214 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,621 TRYING A WING COATED IN REAPER HABANERO HOT SAUCE HERE WE GO 215 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:30,930 [ EATING WINGS ] >> OW, OW, OW, WAIT. >> OUCH! 216 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:38,338 THAT'S HOT [ SCREAMING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 217 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,740 >> Steve: THAT WAS MARIAH CAREY >> Jimmy: YOU GOT AVOID THE HOT 218 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,842 ONE. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: BY THE END THEY GET 219 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,678 HOTTER >> Steve: THAT'S HOT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE HERE IS 220 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,780 CALLED - >> Steve: IS THAT NUMBER TWO OR NUMBER FOUR? 221 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,716 WAS THAT NUMBER FOUR >> Jimmy: IT WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER TWO IN MY BOOK. 222 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,219 [ LAUGHTER ] APPRECIATE IT. I HAVE TO TAKE THESE OFF 223 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,822 BECAUSE THEY ARE NOISE CANCELING, SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? 224 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:59,125 >> Jimmy: YOU WEARING THEM LL; >> Steve: I'M WEARING THEM, BUT THEIR IN MY EAR. 225 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,561 >> Jimmy: CAN'T HEAR ME EITHER >> Steve: HOLD ON. THEY'RE VERY TINY. 226 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,397 THERE WE GO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE HERE. 227 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,032 THIS IS AN INTERESTING ONE HERE THIS ONE IS CALLED "ACCENT 228 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,436 MASTER CLASS." >> Steve: "ACCENT MASTER CLASS. 229 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,504 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EACH WEEK IT HELPS LISTENERS MASTER A NEW ACCENT 230 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:15,041 >> Steve: OH, GREAT. >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IT OUT 231 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,612 >> TODAY'S ACCENT IS BOSTON. LET'S TRY THE LINE I TOLD YOU. >> YOU'RE DAUGHTER'S BEEN 232 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,781 ARRESTED FOR ROBBERY >> VERY GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,485 LET'S TRY A TOUGHER ONE. >> MY FATHER HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM 234 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,887 FOXBOROUGH STADIUM [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXCELLENT 235 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:33,360 LET'S TRY ONE MORE >> ME, TOMMY, AND SQUEEZE CHEESE JUST GAVE THE FINGER TO 236 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,398 THE PEOPLE ON THOSE DOCK BOATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT HELPS TO MASTER 237 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,969 THE ACCENT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SQUEEZE CHEESE 238 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,706 >> Steve: SQUEEZE CHEESE TOMMY. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST PODCAST IS 239 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,075 CALLED - >> Steve: ARE YOU GOING TO PLUG IT IN? 240 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,977 OH, WIRELESS [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A BIG ANTENNA? 241 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,080 IT'S LIKE WIRELESS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT -- IT'S BLUETOOTH 242 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:58,084 >> Steve: YOU HAVE A BLUETOOTH >> Jimmy: IT'S -- NO THIS -- THE WIRE MAKES IT -- 243 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,020 >> Steve: OH, MAKES IT BLUETOOTH. >> Jimmy: I CAN HEAR IT 244 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,155 ANYWHERE >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH IT'S LIKE A TAMAGOTCHI, OR 245 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,324 WHATEVER, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT, NOW I CAN HEAR ANY 246 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,192 PODCAST. >> Steve: SO, IT'S LIKE A RADAR? 247 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,028 >> Jimmy: YOU HOOK THIS UP TO THE APP. >> Steve: RIGHT. 248 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,462 >> Jimmy: YOU GET ANY PODCAST YOU WANT [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:13,099 AND IF THIS LAST PODCAST -- THIS LAST PODCAST. >> Steve: ISN'T THAT THE LAST 250 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,168 PODCAST. >> Jimmy: SCROLL DOWN. >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO 251 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,803 SCROLL DOWN. SCROLL DOWN. SCROLL DOWN. 252 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,305 WOW. 3,285. WOW! 253 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,475 THAT'S THE LAST ONE. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE, THIS ONE'S OBSCURE 254 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,745 THIS ONE'S CALLED -- IT'S CALLED "KNOCK KNOCK WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN." 255 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,683 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: IT'S A PODCAST WHERE PUTIN TELLS KNOCK, KNOCK JOKES 256 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,218 TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM LIKE A FRIENDLIER PERSON. >> Steve: OH, OKAY 257 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,120 >> Jimmy: WHO CAN RELATE TO -- I DON'T KNOW LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 258 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,154 I DON'T KNOW LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 259 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,457 >> KNOCK KNOCK >> WHO'S THAT? 260 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,960 >> JUJITS. >> JUJITS WHO? >> I PREFER KARATE 261 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:47,400 [ LAUGHTER ] >> KNOCK KNOCK >> WHO'S THERE? >> PICK ACH. 262 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,104 >> PICK ACH WHO? >> I CHOOSE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:56,810 >> KNOCK KNOCK >> WHO'S THERE >> WILL. 264 00:17:56,810 --> 00:18:01,781 >> WILL WHO? >> WILL YOU TAP BIDEN'S PHONE? [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,382 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M NOT KIDDING 266 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:03,616 [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,586 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." 268 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,390 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BARBRA STREISAND COME ON BACK 269 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:29,442 * * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 270 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:34,147 A GLOBAL ICON WHO HAS WON EVERY AWARD IMAGINABLE SHE'S THE ONLY ARTIST EVER TO 271 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:40,153 HAVE A NUMBER ONE ALBUM IN SIX CONSECUTIVE DECADES. HER LATEST ALBUM, "RELEASE 272 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:44,057 ME 2," IS AVAILABLE NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME BARBRA STREISAND 273 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:44,057 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME BARBRA STREISAND 274 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES. 275 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,196 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON. WHAT 276 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:54,901 WE LOVE YOU. OH, THANK YOU. OH, I KNOW 277 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,971 I'M SORRY. I'M TOO EXCITED. UM, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 278 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,175 COMING BACK TO THE SHOW. >> OH, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS FUN TO 279 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:08,415 TALK TO. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YOU TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 280 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:12,552 FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY, 25 YEARS TOGETHER 281 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,823 WITH YOUR HUSBAND JAMES BROLIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT TOO SHABBY 282 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,225 >> YEAH, NOT TO SHABBY IS RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, DID YOU KNOW 283 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:25,331 RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT HE WAS THE ONE? >> RIGHT OFF THE BAT, WELL, HE 284 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:31,805 TOLD ME HE KNEW -- YOU KNOW, WE WERE SET UP AS A BLIND DATE. AND I WAS SO SHY THAT I CAME 285 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:38,144 INTO THE HOUSE, AND I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO BE WITH THE CHILDREN, YOU KNOW, PLAY WITH 286 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:43,049 THEM UNTIL I HAD TO SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE. AND AS I, YOU KNOW, I EXPECTED 287 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:48,955 A GUY WITH A BROWN BEARD AND A A BROWN HAIR -- WAVY HAIR, LIKE, A MOUNTAIN MAN 288 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:54,861 AND I SAW A GUY HAD ALL HIS HAIR CUT OFF NO BEARD 289 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,465 AND I WALKED BY HIM, I PUT MY HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR SAID, "WHO [ BLEEP ] UP YOUR HAIR? 290 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:04,037 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, ANYWAY -- NO, IT TOOK ME A A FEW HOURS -- NO A FEW DAYS 291 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:08,308 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC UH, THEN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU GUYS 292 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:12,779 HIT IT OFF 25 YEARS AND HERE'S A LITTLE 293 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,516 GRANDDAUGHTER HERE THAT'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM LOOK AT THIS 294 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,986 COME ON. [ AUDIENCE AWES LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY. 295 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,590 >> OH MY GOD, WELL, HER MOM GAVE HER THE ALBUM TO LOOK AT GAMMAW 296 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:28,294 YOU KNOW THE OLDER ONE WHO IS NOT EVEN 3 CALLS ME GAMMAW. 297 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,132 >> Jimmy: DID YOU CHOOSE GAMMAW, OR DID YOU JUST END UP A GAMMAW 298 00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:37,037 BECAUSE MY MOTHER WHEN I HAD OUR FIRST CHILD, I SAID -- SHE GOES, "THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE 299 00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:40,974 GOING TO CALL ME GRANDMA." [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S RIGHT. 300 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:45,045 MOST WOMEN SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A GRANDMA 'CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M TOO OLD," 301 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:49,616 BUT I LOVE IT. I THINK IT'S A GREAT GIFT. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'VE LIVED A 302 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:54,087 A LONG LIFE. I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN A GAMMAW 303 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,723 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT 304 00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:03,063 [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT A BEAUTIFUL KID "RELEASE ME 2" IS UNRELEASED 305 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:07,167 SONGS THROUGHOUT YOUR WHOLE CAREER I FREAKED OUT. 306 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,103 I LISTENED TO IT TODAY BY THE WAY, I LOVE THE PACKAGING ON THIS. 307 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,839 >> OH, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 308 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:16,876 ALWAYS SOMETHING COOL. SO LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS THE WHOLE KIND OF WAY 309 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:21,915 IT WORKS EVERY DIFFERENT PLACE YOU CAN PICK UP THE ALBUM -- THIS IS 310 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:26,820 LIKE TARGET. YOU CAN GET THIS ONE THIS ONE YOU GET ONLINE AT YOUR 311 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:30,557 WEBSITE -- THAT'S THIS ONE THEN THIS ONE -- THIS IS FOR INDEPENDENT RECORD STORES. 312 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,293 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS -- I MEAN, BARNES AND NOBLE 313 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:38,298 THIS IS GENIUS >> WELL BECAUSE I LOVE THINGS THAT ARE OFF COLOR IN MORE WAYS 314 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,901 THAN ONE SO THESE ARE NOT PRIMARY COLORS 315 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:47,107 THEY'RE COLORS THAT I LOVE AND, YOU KNOW, IT TOOK A LONG TIME 316 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,442 I MEAN, LOOKING THROUGH A HUNDRED PANTONE SWATCHES, YOU KNOW 317 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:53,513 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I THINK IT CAME OUT SWELL. 318 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,249 >> Jimmy: IT CAME OUT BETTER THAN SWELL IN FACT, I EVEN GOT A LITTLE 319 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,518 SWAG WITH MY ALBUM I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE HERE 320 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,420 CAN WE ZOOM IN >> OH, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 321 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,157 OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THAT'S SO CUTE 322 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:09,496 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND THEN NOT ONLY -- WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 323 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,232 ALBUM, BUT NOT ONLY DID YOU COME UP WITH THE VINYLS, BUT ALSO ON CASSETTE 324 00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:15,635 WHICH I LOVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO ONE DOES THIS 325 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:20,640 WHY CASSETTE >> YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MY OLD 326 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:26,079 SONY CASSETTE PLAYER THAT I'VE HAD FOR, I DON'T KNOW, 30, 40 YEARS 327 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:32,786 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I LOVE TO RECORD ON IT BECAUSE IT'S SO SIMPLE 328 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,521 PLAY, FORWARD, BACKWARD, THAT'S IT THE NEW STUFF IS SO 329 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:39,459 COMPLICATED. AND I DON'T THINK IT'S BETTER SOUND. 330 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:43,163 THE OLD SOUND, THE ANALOG SOUND WAS SO GREAT, AND I STILL HAVE IT 331 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:48,868 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT I WAS LISTENING TODAY BECAUSE I 332 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:55,508 WANTED -- I KNEW I HAD YOU ON THE SHOW TONIGHT THESE ARE SOME SONGS FROM 1971 333 00:22:55,508 --> 00:23:01,047 YOU HAVE A SONG FROM 1968. I DO LOVE PERSONALLY "RAINBOW CONNECTION" WITH 334 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,216 KERMIT THE FROG. YOU DO A DUET WITH KERMIT THE FROG. 335 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:07,687 TWO LEGENDS. I MEAN, COME ON. BUT I LOVE THAT. 336 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:13,259 >> THAT'S WHY MY A AND R SAID, "YOU RECORD WITH JUDY GARLAND AND FRANK SINATRA AND ALL THESE 337 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:17,197 PEOPLE AND MODERN PEOPLE TOO, JAMIE FOXX, JOHN MAYER," HE 338 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,066 SAID, "BUT YOU NEVER SANG WITH A FROG." [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,336 >> Jimmy: YES. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> WHO IS AGELESS. 340 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:27,273 HE SAID, "AGELESS AND EVERGREEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:34,247 SO IT DIDN'T COME FROM MY "WET" ALBUM AND YET, YOU KNOW, IT WAS TOO -- THE "WET" ALBUM WAS MORE 342 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,550 ROMANTIC SONGS, MORE SEXY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT WASN'T RIGHT FOR 343 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,920 KERMIT UNTIL NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW IT'S RIGHT 344 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,858 FOR KERMIT, I AGREE. I ALSO LIKE -- >> I SANG THIS SONG 'CAUSE IT 345 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:48,895 WAS MY SON'S FAVORITE SONG WHEN HE SAW "THE MUPPET MOVIE." "THE MUPPET MOVIE. 346 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:54,601 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. THE ONE "IF ONLY YOU WERE MINE" WITH BARRY GIBB, I LISTENED TO 347 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:58,204 THIS LIKE FOUR TIMES TODAY BECAUSE I LIKE THAT THERE'S BANTER IN THERE THAT IS JUST 348 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,508 NOT PRE-WRITTEN. IT'S JUST YOU AND BARRY TOTALLY TALKING. 349 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,943 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE -- THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE "SINGING IN THE 350 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,314 RAIN" A LITTLE BIT AND THEN HE'S GOES - IT'S FASCINATING 351 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:14,421 >> BRUTALLY AUTHENTIC AND THAT'S WHAT WE RECORDED. >> Jimmy: AND IT SAYS RIGHT 352 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:19,325 HERE, "STREISAND," THAT'S UP IN THE TOP CORNER HERE. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU 353 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:23,596 JUST HAVE TO GO BY STREISAND DID YOU EVER THINK OF A STAGE NAME EVER? 354 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,066 DID ANYONE EVER TRY TO CONVINCE YOU? >> OH, YEAH. 355 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:30,704 YEAH PEOPLE WANTED ME TO BE CALLED "BARBARA SANDS." 356 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:34,974 I THOUGHT, "WHAT NO." STREISAND IS MY NAME 357 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:40,113 I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE IT. AND I THOUGHT FOR MY FIRST RECORD THEY WANTED ME TO CALL 358 00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:43,416 IT "SWEET AND SAUCY STREISAND. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NEITHER TOO SWEET OR TOO 359 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:50,090 SAUCY. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY SAW THE GIRL ON TV. 360 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:54,427 MY FIRST SHOW, I REMEMBER PEOPLE WERE ASKING WHERE'S MY ALBUM. 361 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,831 SO I SAID, "LET'S NAME IT WHAT IT IS. "THE BARBRA STREISAND ALBUM. 362 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:00,033 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THERE YOU 363 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,570 GO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE -- PROJECTS YOU HAVE 364 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:06,706 COMING IN THE WORKS. MORE WITH BARBRA STREISAND WHEN WE COME BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT 365 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,110 SHOW." STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 366 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:28,061 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 367 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:32,699 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH BARBRA STREISAND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 368 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:38,271 "RELEASE ME," RELEASE ME 2" IS OUT NOW. BARBRA, THERE'S A RUMOR THAT I 369 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:42,642 WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BECAUSE WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU -- YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW 370 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:47,580 FOR YEARS AND -- AND -- AND YOU SAID, "OH, I MIGHT BE WORKING ON A MEMOIR. 371 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,417 AND EVERYONE CLAPPED AND THEY GO, "OH, THAT'S AMAZING. THEN YOU CAME OUT, LIKE, TWO 372 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:54,087 YEARS LATER. I GO -- WE TALKED, AND YOU GO, "AND THEN I'M ALSO WORKING ON 373 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:58,725 A MEMOIR AND EVERYONE CLAPPED. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WERE YOU LYING TO ME 374 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,393 OR ARE YOU WORKING ON THIS MEMOIR [ LAUGHTER ] 375 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:06,199 >> NO, NO, NO. ACTUALLY, I STARTED WRITING THINGS DOWN IN LONGHAND IN MY 376 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:12,439 JOURNALS, YOU KNOW, LIKE, THESE KIND OF THINGS I HAVE, LIKE, 20 OF THEM 377 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:16,676 WHICH HELPED ME WRITE THE BOOK, BUT I WAS ALL WAYS BUSY DOING SOMETHING ELSE SO I WOULD WRITE 378 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,778 IN THE JOURNALS AND THEN GO ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. ACTUALLY, IN 1984, 379 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:29,055 JACKIE KENNEDY CAME TO ME AND SAID, "I'D LOVE TO BE THE EDITOR OF YOUR BOOK AT DOUBLE 380 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:35,829 DAY," AND WE HAD TEA SHE WAS JUST SO LOVELY AND SHE -- BUT I WASN'T READY TO DO 381 00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:44,471 THAT THEN BUT I DID START WRITING IN MY JOURNALS AND IN 1999, I REALLY STARTED WRITING 382 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:49,142 AND THEN OTHER THINGS AND CONCERTS AND MOVIES OR WHATEVER 383 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,778 AND THEN IN 2008, I REALLY STARTED WRITING. [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,646 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHAT YEAR IS IT NOW >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S 2 385 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,350 2021, BARBRA >> 2021. >> Jimmy: YEAH 386 00:26:57,350 --> 00:27:01,888 WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> CULTURALLY, THE PANDEMIC HELPED ME FINISH THE BOOK. 387 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:06,026 I'M ALMOST FINISHED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THIS IS 388 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:13,466 WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. YOU ALL MOST FINISHED -- HOW ALMOST 389 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:21,107 >> I'VE WRITTEN 824 PAGES. AND I STILL HAVE THE LITTLE EPILOGUE TO DO 390 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:26,813 AND, YOU KNOW, INTERESTING MY FAVORITE NUMBER BECAUSE I WAS BORN ON THE 24th IS 24 391 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:36,089 THIS -- THIS BOOK IS NOW 824 PAGES. >> Jimmy: WOW. 392 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:40,694 >> AND IT'S 411,811, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WHICH IF YOU ADD THE NUMBERS TOGETHER, THEY COME UP 393 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:43,863 TO 24. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO IT MUST BE THE RIGHT TIME 394 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,266 TO RELEASE IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S -- WOW. 395 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:49,202 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, SO THAT'S BASICALLY SAYING IT'S COMING OUT 396 00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:51,938 HOW ABOUT A -- >> IT'S COMING OUT -- YEAH, NEXT YEAR. 397 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,908 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SOON. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT 398 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,743 A BARBRA STREISAND BIOPIC? WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN THAT 399 00:27:56,743 --> 00:28:01,014 OR IS -- >> WHOA. NO, NO, NO, NO 400 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:04,784 THAT'S FOR WHEN YOU'RE GONE, SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY YOU, I DON'T KNOW 401 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,519 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ALIVE. 402 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:10,457 I'M ALIVE. I'M STILL HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT 403 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,859 EVERYONE IS DOING IT NOW BECAUSE IT'S A THING PEOPLE ARE DOING IT -- 404 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:17,130 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S SO I WON'T DO IT NOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT 405 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:20,200 YEAH >> SOMEBODY IS DOING IT, NOT ME 406 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,037 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT, LIKE, A A DOCUMENTARY OR -- ABOUT THIS >> YES, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 407 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:29,142 WORKING ON A DOCUMENTARY I MEAN, OVER THE YEARS WE HAVE AT LEAST -- OH, WE HAVE ABOUT 408 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:35,281 SIX HOURS ALL READY BUT I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO FINISH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND 409 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:39,419 >> I DON'T WATCH MY MOVIES AND I DON'T WATCH MY TELEVISION SPECIALS AND I DON'T LISTEN TO 410 00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:42,389 MY RECORDS >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD DO ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL 411 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:46,659 FANTASTIC. YOU REALLY ARE AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:51,664 I LOVE YOU THE ALBUM IS OUT NOW, "RELEASE ME 2. 413 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:54,067 BARBRA, I HOPE TO GET TO SEE YOU IN-PERSON NEXT TIME, PLEASE 414 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:57,804 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU BUDDY 415 00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,106 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARLON WAYANS, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND 416 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:18,425 I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 417 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:21,061 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN AND A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN 418 00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:26,866 SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "RESPECT," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND HIS STAND-UP 419 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:31,237 SPECIAL, "YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS" IS ON HBO MAX AUGUST 19th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 420 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,473 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MARLON WAYANS. 421 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:56,796 >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GOOD, 422 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:59,866 RIGHT? >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU 423 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,268 YOU LOOK SHARP >> THEY THINK I'M DAMON. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 424 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,972 >> Jimmy: NO, THEY DON'T [ LAUGHTER ] >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE 425 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,174 SECOND GUEST TO BARBRA STREISAND DO YOU UNDERSTAND I WAS HOPING 426 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:11,444 SHE WAS GOING TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, BECAUSE I OWE HER AN 427 00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:15,482 APOLOGY BECAUSE I MET HER ONE TIME AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE 428 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:20,086 REMEMBERS, IT WAS ON THE LOT IT WAS A COUPLE YEARS AGO. SHE WAS ON A NBC LOT AND I WAS 429 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:24,991 DOING MARLON AND SHE WAS THERE SHE WAS IN A GOLF CART AND SHE GOT OUT AND I SAID -- EVERYBODY 430 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:28,294 WAS LIKE, "BARBRA STREISAND. BARBRA STREISAND." AND I SCREAMED OUT, "I LOVE 431 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,664 YOU, YENTL!" [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE TOOK OFF IN THAT GOLF 432 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:34,200 CART SO FAST >> Jimmy: THAT'S A YENTL, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,470 YOU ABSOLUTELY COULD BECAUSE SHE'S -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR STAND-UP SPECIAL, BUT I 434 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:40,740 ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT "RESPECT." >> YES 435 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:44,144 >> Jimmy: LET'S START WITH THE STAND-UP SPECIAL >> YES 436 00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:46,880 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALWAYS -- NO, YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU HAVEN'T ALL WAYS DONE STAND-UP 437 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:51,251 >> NO, I DID STAND-UP -- I STARTED -- SEE, I DIDN'T ALL WAYS DO STAND-UP 'CAUSE -- I 438 00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:53,420 COME FROM A FAMILY FULL OF COMEDIANS. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 439 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,722 >> ALL MY BROTHERS - >> Jimmy: DAMON. >> -- LIKE, ALL OF THEM. 440 00:30:55,722 --> 00:31:00,460 ALL -- THEY ALL COMEDIANS AND I WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT," SO I 441 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:03,630 WANTED TO BE THE ACTOR OF THE FAMILY AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU SILLY NEGROES. 442 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:06,700 YOU GO AHEAD WITH THE ALL -- BUFFOONERY." [ LAUGHTER ] 443 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,768 "I'M GONNA BE A SERIOUS DRAMATIC ACTOR." >> Jimmy: YEAH, "HAND ME MY 444 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:11,504 SKULL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO I DIDN'T DO STAND-UP FOR 445 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:15,442 YEARS. I STUDIED DRAMA. AND BECAUSE I FELT LIKE WHEN 446 00:31:15,442 --> 00:31:21,247 YOU DO STAND-UP, RIGHT YOU PULL FROM YOUR LIFE AND I GOT SIX COMEDIANS BEFORE ME AND 447 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:24,184 WE ALL GREW UP IN THE SAME HOUSE. I AIN'T GOT [ BLEEP ] TO TALK 448 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:26,920 ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY TOOK IT ALL 449 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,856 >> THEY GOT ALL THE STORIES. >> Jimmy: THEY TOOK ALL THE COMEDY 450 00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:34,694 >> SO I -- I -- I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GONNA DO STAND-UP." AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I -- THIS 451 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:37,630 WAS LIKE -- I CAUGHT THE BUG I HAVE TO DO A MOVIE FOR MY BROTHER CALLED, 452 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:41,568 "BEHIND THE SMILE," AND THEN I HAD TO AUDITION FOR THE PRIOR MOVIE AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW 453 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,436 WHAT I'M GOING TO START DOING STAND-UP." 454 00:31:43,436 --> 00:31:46,272 AND I STARTED DOING STAND-UP 12 YEARS AGO AND I JUST HAVEN'T STOPPED. 455 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,441 >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD -- I'M GLAD YOU KEPT GOING THIS IS GREAT. 456 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:51,111 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT THANK YOU. 457 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:54,014 YOU KNOW WHAT MADE ME QUIT STAND-UP LIKE, I WAS DOING IT, RIGHT, 458 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:57,117 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 18, 19, AND THEN ONE DAY, CHRIS ROCK HECKLED ME 459 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:02,389 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I QUIT STAND-UP FOR 460 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:06,092 20 YEARS [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS ON STAGE AND YOU KNOW HOW 461 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,796 YOU TRYIN' TO FIND IT, RIGHT AND I WAS ON STAGE AND I WAS LIKE, "UH, SO WHAT ELSE -- WHAT 462 00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:11,664 ELSE IS UP?" HE GOES, "HOW ABOUT SOME JOKES? 463 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:18,772 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS ALL I KEPT HEARING WAS HIS EVIL 464 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:22,075 LAUGH, "HA, HA, HA, HA." [ LAUGHTER ] "HOW ABOUT BEING FUNNY 465 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:27,847 HOW ABOUT THAT?" AND I SWEAR I QUIT STAND-UP FOR, LIKE, 20 YEARS AND WHAT'S 466 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:31,685 FUNNY IS NOW I'M, LIKE, THE BABY OF ALL -- I GREW UP WITH EDDIE, CHRIS 467 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:34,087 ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE MY BIG BROTHERS AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, IT'S ME" AND WITH MY OLDER 468 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,922 BROTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT SEE, I'M THE BABY, 469 00:32:35,922 --> 00:32:39,859 RIGHT? OF THE BUNCH SO NOW, I'M A PAY THEM BACK 470 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:43,596 'CAUSE THEY ALL GETTING OLD. [ LAUGHTER ] WENT AND BOUGHT -- WENT AND 471 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:47,534 BOUGHT 10 YEARS, 12 YEARS FROM THAT ONE CHRIS IS OLD AND SENILE. 472 00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:50,570 AND HE ON STAGE TRYING TO FIND IT I'M LIKE, "HOW ABOUT SOME JOKES 473 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:57,110 YOU BLACK-SKINNY BASTARD?" >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 474 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:00,046 HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU >> "WHERE THE JOKES? LOOK IN YOUR PAMPER. 475 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:06,052 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS." 476 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,121 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S ON HBO MAX -- >> YES 477 00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:10,757 >> Jimmy: -- AUGUST 19th CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU 478 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:13,927 >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "RESPECT." 'CAUSE THIS IS A DRAMATIC PART 479 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:15,562 THIS IS -- YOU'RE NOT FUNNY IN THIS >> NO, NOT AT ALL. 480 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:17,364 >> Jimmy: NO >> NO. >> Jimmy: SO I JUST WANTED TO 481 00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:20,567 SET PEOPLE UP FOR WHEN THEY SEE THIS, BUT THIS IS ABOUT ARETHA FRANKLIN. 482 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:24,504 >> YEAH, WHO IS, YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE QUEEN OF SOUL BUT A GODDESS IN MY HOUSEHOLD. 483 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:28,341 MY WHOLE FAMILY LOVE ARETHA FRANKLIN. LIKE, MY MOMMA, MY SISTERS 484 00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:32,746 MY SISTER, ELVIRA, WAS BY THE "SPARKLE" SOUNDTRACK WAS ON. AND SHE WAS BY THE RADIO AND 485 00:33:32,746 --> 00:33:37,417 SHE'S -- * GIVING HIM SOMETHIN HE COULD FEEL * 486 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:40,487 AND SHE WAS 15-YEARS-OLD AND MY MOMMA SAID, "WHAT THE HELL YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS TO 487 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:45,392 FEEL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND MY SISTER GOT QUIET, RIGHT 488 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:50,096 AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER, SHE SHOWED UP PREGNANT WITH MY NEPHEW SO SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS 489 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:53,800 TALKING ABOUT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,103 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE ACTUALLY DID. WOULDN'T YOU GET TO IMPROVISE 491 00:33:57,103 --> 00:34:01,041 WHEN YOU DO THESE -- >> NO, YOU DON'T IMPROVISE WHEN YOU DO DRAMA 492 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:04,244 YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY SKILLED TO DO THAT FOREST ACTUALLY IMPROVISED IN 493 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:07,313 A SCENE AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FOREST 494 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:12,318 >> FOREST WHITAKER WAS IN A MOVIE. FANTASTIC ACTOR. 495 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:17,123 WE'RE IN THE SCENE AND IT WAS A SCENE WHERE I COME TO THE HOUSE, ARETHA WAS GONNA LEAVE 496 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:22,395 C.L. FOR TED, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> FOREST PLAYS THE FATHER 497 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:26,533 I PLAY THE ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND AND HER HUSBAND. SO I'M ABOUT TO TAKE HER FROM 498 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:31,338 HIM AND HE GOES, "YOU AIN'T GOING TO DO THAT IN MY HOUSE." AND THE MAN PULLED OUT A GUN 499 00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:34,641 AND IT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT AND YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:38,678 IF YOU DON'T LISTEN -- IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD THIS, WE WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN 501 00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:44,684 GHOST DOG WENT POSTAL. OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 502 00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:46,753 >> Jimmy: GHOST DOG WENT POSTAL >> I'M SERIOUS 503 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:50,924 HE WAS LIKE, "I'LL ASK IN THE SKY AND LOST HIS DAMN MIND." [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:56,496 >> Jimmy: IT IS AN INTERESTING STORY AND A TRICKY STORY - >> YES 505 00:34:56,496 --> 00:35:00,033 >> Jimmy: -- ARETHA'S STORY. BUT MAN, YOU'RE GREAT IN IT AND I LOVE THAT YOU DO -- DO YOU 506 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,769 BOTH OUT AT THE SAME TIME. YOU HAVE THE COMEDY AND A DRAMA IN THIS. 507 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:07,240 A TON TO DO. >> I WANT TO DO IT ALL, MAN. I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS 508 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,643 THAT, YOU KNOW, CAN DO IT ALL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, TOM HANKS AND ROBIN WILLIAMS, EDDIE MURPHY 509 00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:16,649 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN STUDYING 30 YEARS TO TRY AND JUST BE MY BEST ME AND WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 510 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:19,386 A GUY THAT CAN DO EVERYTHING HE DOES EVERYTHING, SO - >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, BUD. 511 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:21,354 >> -- I JUST LOVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLEASE KEEP DOING IT 512 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,957 COME BACK, MAN WE LOVE YA I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 513 00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:26,926 FROM THE MOVIE HERE'S MARLON WAYANS IN "RESPECT." 514 00:35:26,926 --> 00:35:27,394 "RESPECT." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 515 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:36,436 >> ICED TEA. 516 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:44,077 >> JUST ICED TEA >> PLACE A LITTLE BOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 517 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:49,883 >> YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A A BOURBON GIRL HOW LONG YOU IN TOWN FOR 518 00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:53,586 >> A WEEK. THEN I RETURN TO TENNESSEE >> WELL, I WON'T WASTE ANY 519 00:35:53,586 --> 00:36:01,294 TIME I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT >> I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE ME OUT 520 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:09,369 >> HOW ABOUT TONIGHT >> REE, COME AND HELP ME SET THIS TAPE. 521 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:13,873 >> YES, TO TONIGHT >> OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:19,312 >> Jimmy: MARLON WAYANS, EVERYBODY. "RESPECT" IS IN THEATERS THIS 523 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:24,684 FRIDAY AND HIS STAND UP "YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS" IS ON HBO MAX AUGUST 19th. 524 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:27,420 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM SNOH AALEGRA 525 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:31,124 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. MARLON WAYANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:51,378 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LOST YOU" FROM HER ALBUM "TEMPORARY HIGHS 527 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:54,981 IN THE VIOLET SKIES," HERE'S SNOH AALEGRA 528 00:36:58,451 --> 00:37:17,203 * * 529 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:25,045 LOVE COULD CHANGE YA THEN I WOKE UP TO A STRANGER * 530 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:31,151 * AFTER ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT THAT I KNE YOU AND 531 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:37,057 WAS NO DEBATING * * NOW IT'S UP FOR CONVERSATION 532 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:42,929 TELL ME WAS IT ALL A LIE I'M CONFUSED * * BUT THEN YOU SA 533 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:46,533 WHAT I WANNA HEA CAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S GON' GET ME HERE * 534 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:54,541 * EVERY TIME I SA THAT I'M THROUGH AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW 535 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:57,577 IT AIN'T RIGHT * * SAID I WASN'T GON' SPEND THE NIGHT 536 00:37:57,577 --> 00:38:09,556 HERE I A RIGHT BACK WITH YOU * * ALTHOUGH I'VE LOST YO 537 00:38:09,556 --> 00:38:22,235 I I'LL ALWAYS WANT YOU CAUSE YOU TAKE ME HIGH * * SEE I'LL ALWAYS WANT YO 538 00:38:22,235 --> 00:38:35,682 BUT I KNOW I'VE LOST YOU * * * I WON'T HOL 539 00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:41,454 THE PAST AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU HOLD ME I FORGET TOO * 540 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:46,826 * I CAN NEVER DRAW THE LINE WITH YOU WISH I KNEW WHAT 541 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:51,197 YOU WERE THINKING * * BUT THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T CHANG 542 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:58,838 SO DEEP IN I'M STILL FALLING FOR YOU * * BUT THEN YOU SA 543 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:02,175 WHAT I WANNA HEA 'CAUSE YOU KNO IT'S GON' GET ME HERE * 544 00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:09,282 * EVERY TIME I SA THAT I'M THROUGH AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW 545 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:13,787 IT AIN'T RIGHT * * SAID I WASN'T GON' SPEND THE NIGHT 546 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:24,164 HERE I A RIGHT BACK WITH YOU * * ALTHOUGH I'VE LOST YO 547 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:35,642 I I'LL ALWAYS WANT YOU CAUSE YOU TAKE ME HIGH * * SEE I'LL ALWAYS WANT YO 548 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:52,058 BUT I KNOW I'VE LOST YOU * * * 549 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:59,466 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 550 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:03,737 BILLY CRYSTAL WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OLYMPIAN GOLD MEDAL WINNER 551 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:07,007 KATIE LEDECKY WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND AUTHOR JEAN HANFF KORELITZ 552 00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:11,177 WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE STAND-UP FROM JACKIE FABULOUS. 553 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:16,216 MY THANKS TO BARBRA STREISAND, MARLON WAYANS, SNOH AALEGRA AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, 554 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:19,919 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 555 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:22,856 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 556 00:40:22,856 --> 00:40:24,758 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 557 00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:24,791 * *