>> THANKS FOR JOINING US. >> GOOD NIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE
HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS,
ANDY COHEN
MUSICAL GUEST AARON FRAZER
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: WE BACK!
>> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
WOW!
IS IT REAL
OH, MY GOSH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WOW.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
EVERYBODY TO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW."
YOU GUYS, WE ARE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ARE FINALLY BACK HOME IN
STUDIO 6B.
IT IS SO GOOD --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL SET.
AND THIS CROWD RIGHT HERE.
>> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND ALSO THE FAMILY OF RACCOONS
THAT NOW LIVES IN MY DESK WHICH
IS -
[ LAUGHTER ]
PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE
TO SOAK UP THIS AUDIENCE
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO
DO A SHOW FOR 58 PEOPLE IN MY
ENTIRE LIFE.
THIS IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS WHAT -- THIS IS -- THIS
IS -- SERIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY, AFTER -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AFTER LAST YEAR, THIS IS LIKE
PERFORMING AT A SOLD-OUT
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
IT REALLY FEELS THAT WAY
IT REALLY DOES
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN OVER A YEAR, WE HAVE AN
ACTUAL CROWD
SO NOW IF YOU HEAR TOTAL
SILENCE AFTER A JOKE, THAT'S
JUST BECAUSE IT WASN'T GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, ALL WEEK, OUR AUDIENCE
WILL INCLUDE FIRST RESPONDERS
AND HEALTHCARE WORKERS
>> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE HERE IS
FULLY MASKED, FULLY VACCINATED
AND FULLY SKIPPING WORK, BY THE
WAY.
>> Steve: HMM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DESERVE IT
OF COURSE, I JUST WANNA THANK
ALL OF YOU FOR EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY IN
THE PAST YEAR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, LET'S START
THE SHOW WITH SOME FUN NEWS.
MARCH MADNESS IS IN FULL SWING
AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE SWEET 16
AND ALREADY, THERE ARE ZERO
PERFECT BRACKETS LEFT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR
STRATEGY OF FIVE MINUTES OF
RESEARCH AND BLIND GUESSING
DIDN'T WORK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THOSE ARE ONE OF THE JOKES THAT
DIDN'T WORK GUYS
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'LL BE HEARING THEM
THROUGHOUT THE EVENING
>> Steve: IT'S REAL, MAN
IT'S REAL.
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST
UPSETS WAS NUMBER EIGHT
LOYOLA-CHICAGO KNOCKING OFF
NUMBER ONE ILLINOIS.
AND NO ONE'S HAPPIER ABOUT IT
THAN 101-YEAR-OLD NUN AND TEAM
CHAPLAIN, SISTER JEAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE WAS PSYCHED.
AFTER THE GAME, SISTER JEAN WAS
AMPED UP
IN THE LOCKER ROOM, SHE WAS
SPRAYING HOLY WATER LIKE IT WAS
CHAMPAGNE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND DURING THE BROADCAST, THEY
TALKED ABOUT SISTER JEAN'S
PREGAME PRAYER THAT SHE
DELIVERED TO THE TEAM.
IT'S AMAZING
LISTEN TO THIS
>> HERE'S WHAT SHE TOLD THEM "AS WE PLAY THE FIGHTING ILLINI, WE ASK FOR SPECIAL HELP
TO OVERCOME THIS TEAM AND GET
A GREAT WIN.
WE HOPE TO SCORE EARLY AND MAKE
OUR OPPONENTS NERVOUS.
WE HAVE GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO
CONVERT REBOUNDS AS THIS TEAM
MAKES ABOUT 50% OF LAYUPS AND
30% OF ITS THREE-POINTERS.
OUR DEFENSE CAN TAKE CARE OF
THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
RIGHT NOW, CHARLES BARKLEY IS
LIKE, "SHE'S BETTER AT
ANALYZING COLLEGE BASKETBALL
THAN I AM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU THINK THAT'S SHOCKING,
NEXT SEASON, SISTER JEAN IS
BEING ADDED TO THE CAST OF
"BASKETBALL WIVES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, THE TOURNAMENT'S
TRUE "CINDERELLA" IS ORAL
ROBERTS UNIVERSITY
THEY BEAT OHIO STATE AND
FLORIDA, BECOMING JUST THE
SECOND 15 SEED IN HISTORY TO
MAKE THE SWEET 16.
ORAL ROBERTS FANS WERE LIKE,
"MAYBE NOW PEOPLE WILL STOP
THINKING WE'RE A TOOTHPASTE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, "ORAL ROBERTS" SOUNDS
LIKE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SAY
AROUND SISTER JEAN
>> Steve: OOOH
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AFTER ORAL ROBERTS
PULLED OFF THEIR SECOND HUGE
UPSET, THE STUDENTS BACK ON
CAMPUS IN TULSA WERE PRETTY
EXCITED.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHEERS ] >> SOAK IT IN. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: EVEN SPRING BREAKERS
IN FLORIDA WERE LIKE,
"EVERYONE'S PRETTY CLOSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST SAYING.
YEAH, NOT ONLY IS IT MARCH
MADNESS, IT'S ALSO SPRING BREAK
SEASON
BUT OVER THE WEEKEND, MIAMI
DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY
AND MANDATED A CURFEW DUE TO
COVID CONCERNS
YOU KNOW THINGS ARE OUT OF
CONTROL WHEN FLORIDA IS WORRIED
ABOUT COVID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
COLLEGE KIDS WERE LIKE, "IT'S
A SHAME, 'CAUSE I FLEW TO MIAMI
DURING A PANDEMIC TO PARTY VERY
RESPONSIBLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YUP, NOW THERE'S A CURFEW
FROM 8:00PM TO 6:00AM SO SPRING
BREAKERS WILL HAVE TO RETURN TO
THEIR MOTEL ROOMS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE BEST WAY TO GUARD AGAINST
COVID IS FORCING DRUNKS INTO
SMALL, CONFINED SPACES
THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS HEARD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE NEWS HERE.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE WAS
GONE, I SAW THAT FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS CREATING HIS
OWN SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
IF IT GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN,
IT'LL BE THE FIRST THING HE'LL
HELP GO VIRAL SINCE THE
CORONAVIRUS.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ APPLAUSE ]
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH
THE TRUMP SOCIAL MEDIA
PLATFORM
THE SITE WILL AUTOMATICALLY
FLAG ANY STATEMENTS THAT TURN
OUT TO BE FACTUAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, NOT TO BE OUTDONE,
LAST WEEK, JOE BIDEN JOINED
TUMBLR ON THE STAIRS OF AIR
FORCE ONE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ AIRPLANE ENGINE >> Jimmy: OOP. THERE HE GO.
OH BOY
>> Steve: HEY.
>> Jimmy: WHOA
>> Steve: OOH.
♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, JUST
LAY THERE.
JUST TAKE -- I'M TAKING MY ZOOM
MEETINGS FROM HERE
[ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF TRUMP, I JUST SAW
AN UPDATE ON WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH HIS OLD PRIVATE PLANE
WATCH THIS
>> IT WAS THE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL, DONALD TRUMP'S BOEING 757
TODAY HOWEVER, THE MASSIVE JET
SITS ABANDONED AT AN UPSTATE
NEW YORK AIRPORT
ONE ENGINE, MOSTLY MISSING
ONE WRAPPED, IDOL, IN APPARENT
DISREPAIR.
ACCORDING TO RECORDS, IT HASN'T
BEEN FLOWN IN MONTHS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE ENGINE
WRAPPED, THE OTHER'S MISSING
OR AS UNITED PUT IT, "WE'LL
TAKE IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
GET THAT BABY IN THE SKY!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I SAW THAT KRISPY KREME IS
GIVING FREE GLAZED DONUTS TO
CUSTOMERS WHO GET VACCINATED
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
I'D LIKE TO MEET THE ONE PERSON
WHO'S LIKE, "I WASN'T GONNA GET
THE VACCINE, BUT -
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HEARD ABOUT THAT FREE DONUT!
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU PICK THE ARM
I DON'T CARE
I HOLD A DONUT WITH THIS ARM
SO YOU GOTTA GET ME --
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO IF OBESITY WASN'T YOUR
PRE-EXISTING CONDITION
BEFORE -
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ABOUT TO BE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I HEARD ABOUT A WINERY IN
CALIFORNIA THAT'S OFFERING A
A PRETTY SWEET JOB
LISTEN TO THIS
>> THE MURPHY-GOODE WINERY IN SONOMA, CALIFORNIA IS OFFERING $10,000 A MONTH TO
WORK AND LIVE THERE RENT FREE.
THE COMPANY IS LOOKING SOMEONE
WHO, QUOTE, "TAKES LIFE ONE SIP
AT A TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN THEY HEARD,
EVERY PARENT TRYING TO TEACH
THEIR KIDS ON ZOOM WAS LIKE --
[ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT
A MAN IN CALIFORNIA IS BEING
INVESTIGATED FOR USING A DRONE
TO DELIVER METH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
POLICE GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY
SAW THE MAN 200 FEET IN THE
AIR, HANGING ONTO THE DRONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A UNITED FLIGHT
FROM NEWARK TO MIAMI WAS
DIVERTED AFTER ONE MAN BIT
ANOTHER PASSENGER'S EAR.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
WHEN UNITED HEARD, THEY
IMMEDIATELY CHARGED HIM $8 FOR
AN IN-FLIGHT SNACK
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
I MISSED YOU
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
>> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WOW!
IT IS MONDAY
HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE
WEEKEND.
THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME BACK IN
STUDIO 6B IN OVER A YEAR
SO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ROOTS.
>> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: IT FEELS SO GOOD TO
BE BACK.
I CAN'T TELL YOU GUYS.
I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT.
IT REALLY -- REALLY, I DON'T
WANT TO GET EMOTIONAL.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT BUT --
>> Steve: DON'T CRY.
>> Jimmy: I JUST -- REALLY, I'M
SO GRATEFUL TO YOU GUYS.
AND THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE HERE.
APPRECIATE IT.
>> Steve: AWW.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OVER A YEAR AGO, WE DID THE
SHOW FROM MY HOME.
WE DID THE SHOW FROM STUDIO 6A
ACROSS THE HALL.
SO THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO
WATCHED US AND KEPT US ON THE
AIR AND RELEVANT FOR THE PAST
YEAR
WE'RE PSYCHED TO GET TO DO
THIS
AND HIGGINS, I MISSED YOU.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> Steve: I MISSED YOU
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FEELS FANTASTIC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: IT FEELS -- IT FEELS
ODDLY NORMAL
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: IT FEELS LIKE --
YEAH, THIS IS WAY IS SUPPOSE TO
BE
RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT FEELS -- IT
FEELS GREAT TO TALK TO YOU
THOUGH, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN -- YOU'VE BEEN ANNOUNCING
AND EVERYTHING
>> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT WE HAD A SUCH
SMALL SPACE, WE COULDN'T FIT
EVERYBODY.
AND ALL THE ROOTS HERE
>> Steve: ALL THE ROOTS ARE
HERE
>> Jimmy: TARIQ WAS IT -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Tariq: YUP.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE?
TARIQ, WHAT DO THINK
>> Tariq: I MEAN, YEAH
I MISS YOU A LITTLE BIT
ALREADY.
I WAS CLOSER FOR -
>> Steve: AWW.
>> Tariq: SINCE JULY
AND NOW I'M BACK, YOU KNOW, ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Tariq: IT'S OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, I KNOW WE WILL HAVE TO
LIKE -- SOMEDAYS MAYBE HIGGINS
YOU GO OVER WITH THE ROOTS
>> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL DO THE RAPPING.
>> Questlove: TRADE?
OKAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
THAT WOULD JUST BE A DISASTER.
QUEST, HOW YOU FEELING
>> Questlove: I FEEL GOOD, MAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Questlove: ODDLY NORMAL
>> Jimmy: I'M SO -- I'M
EXCITED.
I'M HAPPY THAT WE HAVE A SHOW.
I'M HAPPY WE HAVE GUESTS
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW HER FROM HER
EMMY-NOMINATED ROLE ON
"BLACK-ISH."
TRACEE ELLIE ROSS IS HERE!
>> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PLUS, JOINING US
IN-STUDIO, HE HOSTS AND
PRODUCES THE NEW LIMITED SERIES
"FOR REAL: THE STORY OF REALITY
TV" ON E! WHICH I CANNOT WAIT
FOR.
ANDY COHEN IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: MY FAVORITES
>> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC
FROM AARON FRAZER, EVERYBODY
>> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, A LOT IS
HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT
NOW.
AND SOMETIMES, I FIND THE BEST
WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH
MUSIC.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ NEWS RADI
NEWS RADIO
HEY ♪
>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, PRESIDENT
BIDEN HAS BEEN TRAVELING ALL
OVER THE COUNTRY ON HIS "HELP
IS HERE" TOUR.
IT SEEMED LIKE ONE DAY HE
WAS --
♪ IN WEST PHILADELPHIA ♪
>> Jimmy: AND THE NEXT DAY HE
WAS IN -
♪ EAST ATLANTA NA NA NA ♪
>> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, HE
TRIPPED WALKING UP THE STAIRS
TO AIR FORCE ONE
HE WAS LIKE --
♪ I GET KNOCKED DOW
BUT I GET UP AGAIN ♪
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN HE FELL DOWN
TWO MORE TIMES, LIKE -
♪ OOPS I DID IT AGAIN ♪
>> Jimmy: BUT HE'S OKAY.
HE DUSTED HIMSELF OFF AND WAS
IMMEDIATELY --
♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SPEAKING OF TRAVEL, IT IS
SPRING BREAK
BUT MIAMI BEACH JUST DECLARED
A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER COVID
CONCERNS
AT FIRST, THE CITY WAS LIKE --
♪ WELCOME TO MY HOUSE ♪
>> Jimmy: BUT NOW IT'S TURNING
PEOPLE BACK LIKE -
♪ STAY AWAY FROM ME ♪
>> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE AREN'T
LISTENING.
THEY JUST KEEP PARTYING ON THE
BEACH LIKE -
♪ I DON'T CAR
I LOVE IT ♪
>> Jimmy: SO THE MAYOR IS
DESPERATE.
HE TRIED ENFORCING A CURFEW
LIKE -
♪ CLOSING TIME ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT EVERYONE LAUGHED
IT OFF
THEY WERE JUST LIKE --
♪ TURN DOWN FOR WHAT ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IN OTHER NEWS, IT WAS
JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL LAUNCH HIS
OWN SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
WHEN PEOPLE WERE ASKED IF THEY
THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA,
EVERYONE SAID --
♪ NO NO NO ♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: MARCH MADNESS HAS
STARTED, AND THE NUMBER ONE
SEED, ILLINOIS, WAS ALREADY
KNOCKED OUT.
THEY WALKED INTO THE TOURNAMENT
LIKE -
♪ ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN
NO MATTER WHAT ♪
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN
LOYOLA-CHICAGO BEAT THEM, SO
ILLINOIS WAS LIKE --
♪ I'M A LOSER BABY ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, EVERYONE'S
BRACKET WAS LIKE -
♪ I'M BUSTED ♪
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE OF THE --
♪ TONIGHT ♪
"SHOW.
COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYONE
YOU SOUND SO GOOD.
GUYS, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY
GOODBYE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST
HAVE TO.
AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I'D
LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIGHT
NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ GO ON, GI GO ON, GIT
GO ON, GO ON
GO ON, GIT ♪
♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GO ON, GIT
THE WORD BOLOGNA
THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH
THAT "A" AT THE END OF YOU
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M SORRY BUT YOU JUST AIN'T
FANCY ENOUGH FOR TWO SOLID
LETTERS.
THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING
BALONEY, YOU ARE A LOAD OF
BALONEY.
YOUR NAME SHOULD BE SPELLED
B-O-L-O-N-E-Y WITH THE "Y"
WRITTEN IN CRAYON AND
BACKWARDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW GIVE ME FOUR SLICES ON
WHITE BREAD WITH MUSTARD
AND GO ON, GIT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
GO ON, GIT, WEBSITES ASKING ME
TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR
NEWSLETTER BEFORE I EVEN READ
THE ARTICLE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'LL MAKE THAT CALL AFTER I
READ THE ARTICLE THAT YOU
BLOCKED A GIANT POP UP
IN THE MEANWHILE, YOU'RE
GETTING A FAKE EMAIL
GO ON GIT AT GO ON.GIT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
GO ON GIT, VACCINATION SELFIES
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH, I JUST FOUND OUT I
HAD ASTHMA
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOK, I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD
GET THE SHOT
BUT JUST DON'T RUB IT IN
THAT'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION
OF A SELFISH PRICK
GIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH
HEY!
>> Jimmy: I GOT NASTY!
I GOT NASTY ON YOU
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS ]
GO ON GIT, PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE
TALKING WHILE THEY'RE YAWNING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, I JUST GOT TO GUESS WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING AS YOU'RE
INHALING YOUR WORDS?
YAWN ON YOUR OWN TIME.
[ YAWNING
GO ON, GIT, BEFORE -- BEFORE
YOU TALK TO ME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GO ON, GIT, WEDDING SAVE THE
DATE CARDS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
JUST HAND OUT THE INVITATION
JUST MAKE THAT THE INVITATION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED.
I KNOW THE DATE, TIME, AND
LOCATION AND I KNOW I'M
INVITED, UNLESS YOU'RE GOING
SEND ME A SAVE THE DATE AND
THEN NOT INVITE ME WHICH WOULD
BE REAL WEIRD.
SO JUST LET ME KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE REGISTERED SO I CAN GET
YOU A BIG OLD BOX OF GIT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HARD TO SEE THEM GO, BUT I'M
GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY
SYSTEM
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTRESS
WHO STARS ON THE ABC SERIES
"BLACK-ISH" WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS
AT 9:00 P.M.
SHE ALSO NARRATES THE NEW
ANIMATED SPECIAL, "THE RUNAWAY
BUNNY," WHICH PREMIERES THIS
THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS!
>> WOW
I'M SO JEALOUS
I'M SO JEALOUS THAT YOU'RE IN
THE STUDIO
>> Jimmy: THIS FEELS GREAT
HERE
IT'S A PARTY, RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT
>> I SHOULD HAVE WALKED OUT.
I SHOULD HAVE WALKED OUT
>> Jimmy: JUST CROPPED INTO THE
SCREEN
>> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT,
FANTASTIC!
TRACEE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
BEING ON OUR SHOW.
BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY, WE MET
BEFORE
DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> YES
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, JIMMY,
AND I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER
THIS CORRECTLY, BUT I HAVE A
A TERRIBLE MEMORY.
A VAGUE MEMORY OF YOU,
PATTI LABELLE, SHOULD I SAY
PATTI LABELLE FIRST, AND YOU,
SOMEWHERE REALLY HOT
AND WE HOSTED, I THINK,
SOMETHING TOGETHER
AND I JUST REMEMBER IT BEING SO
HOT THAT I PUT TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
ON MY FACE
I'M NOT JOKING
I KEPT POWDERING
THOSE ARE THE THINGS I
REMEMBER
NOW THAT I'M SAYING IT OUT
LOUD, IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A
A DREAM.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS A SALUTE, AN
ALL-STAR SALUTE TO
PATTI LABELLE.
AND IT WAS IN THE BAHAMAS.
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND I'LL
NEVER FORGET IT AND I WAS
THERE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HOSTING.
I THINK I JUST WAS IN THE
AUDIENCE
I WAS A FAN OF PATTI LABELLE
>> SO I WAS HOSTING.
>> Jimmy: YES.
AND THEN WE SANG A DUET OR
GRABBED THE MIC FROM YOU AND
STARTED DOING A BIT TOGETHER
AND IT WAS SO FUN.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS?
I THINK, DO WE HAVE A PICTURE
OF IT?
>> YOU HAVE A PICTURE?
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> OH, MY GOD, NO, I'M DEAD.
LOOK AT MY FACE.
LOOK AT MY MAKE-UP
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
>> OH, MY -- I NEVER WANT TO
SEE THAT AGAIN
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
>> MY SKIN AND MY FACE ARE TWO
DIFFERENT COLORS
MY BODY.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
I'M WEARING LIKE A TINY TIE.
I DON'T KNOW WITH A LITTLE TIE
I HAD ON
I WAS WEARING LIKE A CHILD'S
TIE.
BUT I REMEMBER MICHAEL McDONALD
CAME OUT AND THEY SANG EITHER
"ON MY OWN," BUT THEN HE CAME
OUT AND SANG, "I KEEP
FORGETTING."
I WAS LIKE, I LOVE THAT.
AND THEN YOU WERE NEXT TO ME
AND I GOT UP AND I SAID, I LOVE
HOW THAT SONG, MICHAEL McDONALD
DOESN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER THE
LYRICS
>> HE TOOK MIC
I'M REMEMBERING.
>> Jimmy: THE BAND WAS STILL
OUT THERE.
I SAID, CAN YOU PLAY, "I KEEP
FORGETTING?"
THEN I WAS LIKE --
♪ I KEEP FORGETTING BAB
I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
♪ I KEEP FORGETTING ♪
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I WISH I WAS WITH YOU RIGHT
NOW.
WE COULD HAVE JUST GONE INTO
IT
>> Jimmy: IT WAS GREAT
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR
SUCCESS.
AND CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING,
BUDDY.
I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR YOU
AND THANKS FOR COMING ON
OBVIOUSLY SUCCESS WITH
"BLACK-ISH."
BUT NOW YOU'RE THE NARRATOR OF
"THE RUNAWAY BUNNY."
>> SO SWEET.
YEAH
IT'S THAT WONDERFUL CLASSIC
CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HBO WAS
FIGURING OUT HOW TO TURN IT
INTO AN ANIMATED SHOW AND I
THOUGHT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR
ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT MY
NIECES AND NEPHEWS COULD
ACTUALLY WATCH
AND A SWEET STORY ABOUT
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT I WAS
SO HAPPY
AND THEN THEY ASKED ME TO SING
THE LULLABY WHICH WAS SO
EXCITING FOR ME.
AND I LOVED IT
>> Jimmy: YOU CLOSE IT OUT
YOU CLOSE OUT THE WHOLE
SPECIAL.
I LOVE YOUR VOICE.
>> YEAH.
I SING A LULLABY, JIMMY.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M A SINGER
NOW AFTER THE HIGH NOTE.
I'M, YOU KNOW, AN ADULT
CONTEMPORARY -
>> Jimmy: DON'T LET IT TO GO
YOUR HEAD.
>> I SING SOMETIMES.
WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, I SING.
>> Jimmy: NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'RE SQUINTING A LOT, TOO.
>> THAT'S WHAT SINGERS DO,
JIMMY.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT
SINGERS SQUINT
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT'S
HAPPENING.
SINCE OUR DEBUT, I WANT TO SAY
CONGRATS ON YOUR OWN -- YOU
HAVE YOUR OPEN HAIR PRODUCT
LINE
>> YES, I DO
>> Jimmy: A LOT OF WORK GOES
INTO THAT STUFF, BY THE WAY.
>> IT IS
BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN
SO, IT WAS TEN YEARS IN THE
MAKING
IT IS CALLED "PATTERN BEAUTY."
IT IS FOR CURLY, COILY, AND
TIGHT TEXTURES
AND IT STARTED OUT FOR ME
BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND
PRODUCTS AND WASN'T SEEING MY
NATURAL BEAUTY BEING MIRRORED
BACK TO ME IN THE WORLD.
THEN WHEN I GOT ON GIRLFRIENDS,
I REALIZED I WAS NOT THE ONLY
ONE.
THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO
WERE LOOKING FOR PRODUCTS THAT
ACTUALLY MET THEIR HAIR WHERE
IT WAS AND HOW IT GROWS OUT OF
OUR HEAD
SO I TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED
FOR TEN YEARS, TEN YEARS, AND
FINALLY I DECIDED TO DO IT BY
MYSELF
AND IT'S BEEN THE MOST
REWARDING THING TO BE A CEO AND
FOUNDER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M A SINGER AND I'M A CEO,
BOTH
SINGER, CEO.
ALL RIGHT?
UNBELIEVABLE
THIS ONE, DOESN'T STOP, THIS
ONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
TRACEE, HOPEFULLY THIS IS NOT
THE LAST TIME YOU COME ON.
I LOVE HAVING YOU ONE.
I LOVE PLAYING
NEXT TIME, COME HERE IN THE
STUDIO, PLEASE
>> PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A
A CLIP, HERE'S
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, NARRATING
"THE RUNAWAY BUNNY."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> "IF YOU BECOME A ROCK ON THE
MOUNTAIN HIGH ABOVE ME," SAID
HIS MOTHER, "I WILL BE A
A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER
AND I WILL CLIMB TO WHERE YOU
ARE.
♪
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S TOO --
IT'S TOO MUCH!
SO BEAUTIFUL
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, SPEAKING OF
BEAUTIFUL.
"THE RUNAWAY BUNNY" PREMIERES
THIS THURSDAY ON HBO MAX
AND "BLACK-ISH" AIRS TUESDAYS
AT 9:00PM ON NBC
ANDY COHEN JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY WINNING PRODUCER, A BEST
SELLING AUTHOR, AND THE HOST OF
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" ON
BRAVO.
HE IS ALSO THE HOST AND
PRODUCER OF THE NEW LIMITED
SERIES "FOR REAL, THE STORY OF
REALITY TV" PREMIERING
MARCH 25th AT 9:00 P.M
ON E!.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
ANDY COHEN
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IS THAT A NEW THEME SONG FOR "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE?" I LOVE IT.
WOW!
EVERYBODY!
>> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL
TELL ME.
>> WE MADE IT THROUGH THE RAIN
WE'RE BACK
YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT.
AND GUESS WHAT
I WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT.
I JUST FOUND THESE SUNGLASSES.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THEM FOR
OVER A YEAR, WHICH WAS THE LAST
TIME I WORE THIS FREAKING SUIT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> NO JOKE
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU FEELING
RIGHT NOW?
>> I FEEL GREAT.
FIRST OF ALL -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS ONLY
58 PEOPLE.
IT IS STILL MORE THAN DOUBLE
THE SIZE OF MY NORMAL AUDIENCE
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THIS IS CERTAINLY THE MOST
PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN OVER A
A YEAR
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THIS IS GREAT
YOUR ENERGY IS AWESOME
IT'S SO COOL TO BE BACK AT
30 ROCK.
GREAT TO SEE YOU
>> Jimmy: I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THIS
THE CLUBHOUSE, I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THE DOCUSERIES
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: I AM SO INTO THIS.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.
YOU KNOW ME.
I LOVE REALITY TV.
>> I KNOW YOU DO
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS,
I'M DOING RESEARCH ON YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN ON TV FOR ALMOST A
A DECADE
>> I'VE BEEN ON OVER A DECADE,
YEAH
ABOUT 15 YEARS, I THINK.
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" HAS
BEEN ON 12 YEARS
>> Jimmy: 12 YEARS
>> YEAH.
YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZING
>> YOU'VE BEEN ON 12 YEARS -
YOU'VE BEEN HOSTING "LATE
NIGHT" FOR 12 YEARS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> ON NBC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
YEAH, I KIND OF STARTED
TOGETHER
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AND I --
THE SHOWS ARE STILL PHENOMENAL
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DOING IT
DURING THIS PANDEMIC, THE
QUARANTINE
YOU'RE DOING IT ALL GREAT.
AND BABY STEPS
>> I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE GET AN
AUDIENCE
I MEAN, I'M JUST WAITING
>> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS, BECAUSE THIS THURSDAY,
YOU HAVE A NEW LIMITED SERIES
ABOUT THE HISTORY AND IMPACT OF
REALITY TV
IT'S ON E!
SET YOUR DVRs, 9:00, THIS
THURSDAY
YOU KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST FAN
SO TALK TO ME, WHAT WAS --
>> WE GO INSIDE "THE BACHELOR.
"THE KARDASHIANS," "THE
HOUSEWIVES," "THE SWAN,"
REMEMBER "THE SWAN?"
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> I INTERVIEWED A FEW
CONTESTANTS FROM "THE SWAN" AND
SEE HOW IT ALL HELD UP
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT
"THE SWAN," IF I CAN REMEMBER
WELL
WAS IT SOMEONE WHO DID PLASTIC
SURGERY?
>> IT'S KIND OF A PLASTIC
SURGERY BEAUTY PAGEANT
>> Jimmy: OH
>> YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GREAT
IDEAS IN REALITY TV.
MAYBE NOT SO GREAT IDEAS
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
I LOVED, AND IT WAS EVERYONE
OBVIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T DO IT AND
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
>> RIGHT
WHAT
>> Jimmy: KID NATION, DO YOU
REMEMBER THAT?
>> KID NATION, WE COVER,
ABSOLUTELY
A HORRIBLE IDEA.
KIDS, IT WAS BASICALLY A
A REALITY LORD OF THE FLIES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO LET THEIR KIDS GO DO THAT
SHOW
>> Jimmy: DUDE, THEY RAN THE
TOWN
>> OH, WE DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT
KID NATION
WE TALK TO SOME OF THE FORMER
KIDS
>> Jimmy: NO
>> YES, WE DO.
>> Jimmy: NO
>> WE DO
AND WE TALK TO MOLLY AND JASON
WHO FELL IN LOVE ON "THE
BACHELOR" AND THEY REALLY SANG
LIKE CANARIES ABOUT PRODUCER
INVOLVEMENT AND ENHANCEMENT ON
THAT SHOW.
I FOUND IT VERY INTERESTING.
AND SURPRISING
>> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS OTHER
THING THAT YOU TALK ABOUT, I
WANT TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT
BECAUSE THIS WAS ODD
I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE
I SAID, YOU TALKED ON
KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND YOU SAID,
"I'M PRONOUNCING HER NAME,
WE'VE ALL BEEN PRONOUNCING HER
NAME WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME."
>> YES
IT'S KHLOE
KHLOE IS THE NAME.
THERE IS A LITTLE ACCENT OVER
THE NAME
AND SO, I WENT AND INTERVIEWED
THE KARDASHIANS AT KHLOE'S
HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT
I'M SO SORRY
NO, NO
I'M SORRY.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO
>> SORRY, SORRY, BUT -
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO,
BUT --
>> CALL HER.
CALL HER
>> Jimmy: I WILL CALL HER
KHLOE.
>> I WALKED IN, I GO, "KHLOE"
AND THE OTHER WOMEN GO, "EXCUSE
ME?"
AND CHRIS SAID, "YEAH, THAT'S
ACTUALLY REALLY HOW IT'S
PRONOUNCED."
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE THERE IS A
A LITTLE -
>> THERE IS A LITTLE THING ON
TOP OF THE NAME.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT
THAT
>> Jimmy: KHLOE?
>> I GOT THE MEMO.
>> Jimmy: KHLOE.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> ASK HER
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YES
>> Jimmy: KHLOE.
>> IT WAS WILD
IT WAS LIKE, IT WAS A TRIP
GOING TO THE KARDASHIANS'
HOUSE.
YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE
GATES.
I HAD TO GET A COVID TEST
BEFORE I GOT THERE
>> Jimmy: LIKE GET SMART
>> KIND OF LIKE GET SMART.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, I SAID,
"OH, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THE
RESULTS OF THE COVID TEST?
THEY GO, "GO TO KHLOE'S AND IF
THE SECOND GATE OPENS, YOU'RE
NEGATIVE."
>> Jimmy: GO TO KHLOE B'S.
GO TO KHLOE B'S.
>> YES
>> GO KHLOE B'S.
AND THE GATE OPENED.
I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I DON'T
HAVE COVID."
I'M GOOD
>> Jimmy: SO YOU MADE IT
THROUGH SECOND GATE.
>> I DID
>> Jimmy: AND THERE'S A THIRD
GATE
>> THERE ARE SO MANY GATES, I
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER, HONESTLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT WERE THEY
LIKE
>> THEY WERE AMAZING
THE LIGHTING SETUP IS VERY
INTENSE.
THEY LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL
AND THEY'RE ALL KIND OF
CASUALLY HANGING OUT ON THESE
SWINGS BEHIND KHLOE'S HOUSE.
IT WAS WILD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE
SERIES
HERE'S ANDY COHEN WITH THE
KARDASHIANS IN "FOR REAL, THE
STORY OF REALITY TV.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LEGACY OF THE SHOW IS >> JUST FAMILY OVER EVERYTHING
I THINK AT THE START OF THE
SHOW, OUR FIRST MEETING WAS
THAT WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE THAT OUR HEART CAME
THROUGH AND WE DIDN'T REALLY
LEAVE EVERY EPISODE WITH DRAMA
THAT IT WAS BACK TO THE FAMILY
BACK AT HEART.
>> WELL SAID
IT IS JUST HOW WE LIVE OUR
LIVES.
>> RIGHT
>> AND WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME
TOGETHER OFF CAMERA.
LIKE, TWO NIGHTS AGO, WE ALL
ENDED UP RANDOMLY AT KIM'S
HOUSE.
SHE HAD THIS CHIROPRACTOR OVER
AND I WAS FIXING SOMETHING AND
SOMEBODY ELSE WOULD WALK IN
AND, YOU KNOW.
>> BOB WAS THERE
WE HAD LIKE THREE APPOINTMENTS
GOING ON, LIKE IN A CIRCLE
LIKE, WHO WANTS A SPRAY TAN AND
THE CHIROPRACTOR AND THE
FACIAL
>> OKAY.
THAT'S THE SCENARIO THAT I
ENVISIONED
>> WHO WANTS A SPRAY TAN
>> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT FOR
THIS
HOW MANY PARTS IS THIS
>> SEVEN
>> Jimmy: SEVEN PARTS.
>> SEVEN PARTS
WE COVER EVERY SHOW.
>> Jimmy: REAL WORLD MTV
>> YES
I CRIED.
I REUNITED THE ORIGINAL CAST
[ CHEERS ]
I CRIED WHEN THEY CAME OUT
I DIED
>> Jimmy: WAIT, ERIC
>> ERIC?
>> Jimmy: HEATHER B?
>> YEAH, MY GIRL HEATHER B,
YES.
>> Jimmy: WOW, I CAN'T WAIT FOR
THIS
ANDY AND I ARE GOING TO GO HEAD
TO HEAD IN A ONE-SECOND REALITY
TV QUIZ WHEN WE COME BACK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GUYS, WE ARE BACK
WITH THE ONE AND ONLY
ANDY COHEN
ANDY COHEN, ANDY, YOU ARE
A HUGE PRODUCER, BUT YOU ARE
ALSO A FAN OF REALITY
TELEVISION
SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PUT YOUR
KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST.
IT'S TIME FOR THE ONE SECOND
REALITY TV QUIZ.
HERE WE GO
♪
ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT
WORKS.
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY AN ICONIC
MOMENT FROM A REALITY TV SHOW.
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE JUST ONE
SECOND LONG.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
NOW THE FIRST ONE OF US TO HIT
OUR BUZZER HAS TO SAY WHAT SHOW
IT IS AND WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN
THAT MOMENT.
>> OH, GOD
>> Jimmy: IF WE'RE WRONG, THE
OTHER PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO
STEAL.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW
LOOK HOW NERVOUS YOU ARE
>> I AM, I AM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY
LET'S SEE THE FIRST CLIP
>> OKAY.
[ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON!
FLIPS THE TABLE -- OH!
COME ON.
THAT WAS HONESTLY --
THAT WAS -
>> IT WAS VERY EASY.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THAT WAS
NOT FAIR
I KNEW IT WOULD PROBABLY GOING
TO BE IN THERE
SO THAT IS THE FIRST ONE OUT
>> YEAH, YEAH.
THAT WAS LEGENDARY
>> TABLE FLIP.
SHE'S IN THE NEW SHOW FOR REAL
SHE HAS TO BE.
THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST PLOT
LINES OF ALL, AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS ON THE SHOW
WHEN SHE WAS GIUDICE
THAT WAS A PHASE SHE WAS GOING
THROUGH.
KHLOE.
LET'S SEE THE NEXT CLIP.
YES!
THAT IS, I'M GOING TO CALL HIM
THE HAMMER BUT IT'S NOT.
HIS NAME IS THE SITUATION.
THAT WAS JERSEY SHORE.
AND HE GOT SO MAD AT SOMEBODY
THAT HE FREAKED OUT AND RAMMED
HIS HEAD INTO A WALL
REMEMBER THAT?
LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP
♪ WHEN I WAS SLIDING ♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFETIME
HE'S SONGWRITER ON THE
BACHELORETTE
AND IT WAS THE ALLEY SEASON.
>> WOW
>> Jimmy: ALLEY?
>> YEAH.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WHAT IS IT
>> Jimmy: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER
HER LAST NAME?
>> IT WAS WHEN CASEY SERENADED
ALLEY ON THE BACHELORETT
CASEY WAS THERE AND HE WAS A
A SONGWRITER
AND SHE GOES IF YOU'RE A
A SONGWRITER, WHY DON'T YOU
SING ME A SONG
AND HE GOES, WHEN I FIRST SAW
YOU --
>> IS IT AARON NEVILLE
CAN WE SHOW THAT ONE-SECOND
CLIP
♪ WHEN I WAS SLIDING ♪
♪
>> Jimmy: LOVE THAT.
WHAT IS THE SCORE, DO WE KNOW?
>> IT'S 2-1.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP
>> BELOW DECK AND THAT WAS --
MY BUZZER DIDN'T WORK EITHER
>> Jimmy: JUST MAKE THE SOUND
WITH YOUR --
>> I GOT IT.
IT WAS BELOW DECK.
>> Jimmy: YES.
BELOW DECK
>> AND THEY'RE FIGHTING IN THE
GALLEY
>> Jimmy: YES.
BECAUSE SOMEONE ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL IN THE GUEST ROOM
>> 2-2
>> Jimmy: IT IS 2-2.
LET'S ROLL THE NEXT CLIP
>> THAT WAS DANCE MOMS
THAT WAS TAX EVADER ABBY LEE
MILLER
SCREAMING --
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE
SCREAMING.
>> AT A CONTESTANT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FINAL
ROUND.
THIS ONE IS WORTH 1,000 POINTS
>> WOW
>> Jimmy: WHOEVER WINS THIS
WINS THE WHOLE SHEBANG
HERE WE GO
GOSH, ABBY LEE MILLER.
THAT WAS GREAT
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE
VILLAIN, THE GROUP THAT WAS
AGAINST HER?
LIKE THE APPLE
THE CANNY APPLES
>> I LOVE THAT SHOW.
>> Jimmy: LET'S ROLL THE CLIP.
>> IT WORKS!
OH MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: KEEPING UP WITH THE
KARDASHIANS WHERE KIM LOST HER
RING IN THE WATER.
THERE YOU GO
THAT'S IT.
AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME ON THE
SHOW
>> NO.
YOU WON.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE REAL
WINNER, ANDY, BECAUSE YOU LOOK
GREAT.
I'M SO HAPPY
THERE YOU GO
FOR REAL
THE STORY OF REALITY TV
PREMIERS THURSDAY, MARCH 25th,
ON E
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON "THE
TONIGHT SHOW."
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT
TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "LOVER
GIRL" FROM HIS ALBUM,
"INTRODUCING", HERE IS
AARON FRAZER
♪
♪ NEVER GONNA FIND ME
ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO
NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHE
LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
♪ BABY I CAN LOOK AROUN
EVEN IF IT TOOK FOREVE
BUT I CAN TELL YOU NOW
NEVER FIND NOTHIN' BETTER ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA FIND ME
ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO
WHAT KIND OF MATTER DID YO
DID YOU HAVE THERE ♪
♪ ON YOUR FINGERTIP
WHAT KIND OF POTION DID YO
SLIP ME WHEN YOU KISSED ME
ON MY LIPS ♪
♪ DARLING EVERY TIME YO
PUT ME UNDER YOUR SPEL
IT'S LIKE I THROW A PENN
IN A WISHIN' WELL ♪
♪ OH I'M NEVER GONN
FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL
LIKE YOU ♪
♪ WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD
EVER EVER DO YOU LIK
I DONE BEFORE? ♪
♪ WHO WOULD EVER LET YO
LET YOU GO AND WALK ON
OUT THAT DOOR ♪
♪ EVERY DAY
OUR LOVE IT GROW
THAT'S WHY I WANNA
LET YOU KNOW ♪
♪ OH I'M NEVER GONN
FIND ME ANOTHER LOVER GIRL
LIKE YOU ♪
♪ I'M NEVER GONNA FIND ME
ANOTHER LOVER GIRL LIKE YO
BABY I CAN LOOK AROUND
EVEN IF IT TOOK FOREVER ♪
♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU NO
NEVER FIND NOTHIN' BETTE
NEVER GONNA FIND ME ANOTHE
LOVER GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
♪ GOT TO FIND ME,
OH GOT TO FIND M
NEVER GONNA FIND M
OH GOT TO FIND ME ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA FIND ME
ANOTHER LOVER GIRL
LIKE YOU ♪
♪ GOT TO FIND M
OH GOT TO FIND M
NEVER GONNA FIND ME,
OH GOT TO FIND ME ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA FIND ME
ANOTHER LOVER GIRL
LIKE YOU ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, ANDY COHEN,
FOR BEING IN THE STUDIO.
AARON FRAZER, THANK YOU AGAIN.
THE ROOTS, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WATCHING EVERYBODY
STAY SAFE.
WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
♪
♪ ♪