1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,177 >> Jimmy: HEY, TARIQ, YOU READY FOR THE OLYMPICS 2 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:16,216 >> Tariq: ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLYMPICS >> Jimmy: THE READIEST 3 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:20,687 * YEAH BLUE WHITE AND RED * * THE COLORS OF MY SHEETS ON MY CARDBOARD BE 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,957 'CAUSE WE'RE IN TOKY WHERE I RIDE THE REND * * TO PLAY WATER POL 5 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:28,995 GOING FOR THE GOLD NOSE PLUGS SOUNDS LIKE I GOT A COLD * 6 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:32,699 * BUT WE JUST KEEP WINNIN NO TIME TO SYNCH THE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMIN 7 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:38,071 PADDLES UP 'CAUSE I'M * * READY TO ROLL GONNA ROW ROW RO 8 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:45,078 GONNA ROW THAT BOA SPENT ALL LAST YEAR * * LEARNING TAEKWOND 9 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:49,115 WOAH IT'S TIME TO REPRESENT YOUR COUNTRY * 10 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:52,619 * NO MATTER WHERE YOU'RE FRO WAKING UP AT 2:00 A.M * 11 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:56,222 * TO WATCH A * * LITTLE BADMINTO CATCHING STOCK 12 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,592 WITH SOCKS O WE'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL * * POUR YOURSELF 13 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:05,298 SOME WHEATIE TIME TO WIN IT ALL THIS OLYMPICS * 14 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:11,171 * THIS OLYMPICS THIS OLYMPIC THIS OLYMPIC 15 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,907 WE GON' WIN * * SOME MEDALS PUSHING PEDAL 'CAUSE I RIDE A BM 16 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,643 OR SPOT ME WEIGHT LIFTIN CHECK THIS FLEX * * I RAN A BIATHLO 17 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:21,247 TRIATHLON IS NEX ON THE ARCHERY RANGE I WEAR MY SAFETY SPECS * 18 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:26,152 * VOLLEYBALL IN THE SUN LIKE WE IN TOP GUN GOT OUT FENCING GEAR 19 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:33,093 LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS * * JUST ONE PUT UNDER PA FOR THE COURSE 20 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,530 NOT FEELING MUCH FORCE OH YOU GOTTA YELL FORE * * HIT THEM SERVE THEM 21 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:43,636 LOOKS OUT ON THE COURS IN SHORT SHORT WE GONNA REPRESENT * 22 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:50,744 * OUR COUNTRY IN EVER EVENT RUGBY SURFING GOLF SKATEBOARDING EQUESTRIAN 23 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:56,983 TABLE TENNIS BOXING * * BASKETBALL JUDO STEP UP TO THE PODIU 24 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:03,056 TIME TO WEAR YOUR GOLD THIS OLYMPICS * * THIS OLYMPICS 25 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:08,461 THIS OLYMPIC THIS OLYMPIC WE GON' WIN THE GOLD * 26 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:13,967 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 27 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,770 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 28 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:24,878 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS 29 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:31,084 MATT DAMON JASON SUDEIKIS MUSICAL GUEST CAMILA CABELLO 30 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:37,457 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1496!. 31 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:42,996 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 32 00:02:47,901 --> 00:03:06,186 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 33 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,923 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! WELCOME! THANK YOU! 34 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:14,194 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME! THAT'S A CROWD 35 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,797 THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE. NEW YORK CITY. WELCOME. 36 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:20,734 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE PLEASE HAVE A SEAT ENJOY YOURSELF 37 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,370 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. 38 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,338 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, WE ARE COMING TO 39 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:32,645 YOU AFTER THE OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:37,384 AND THE CEREMONY HAD EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT, MUSIC, DANCING, FIREWORKS, AND THE 41 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:42,355 SHOWSTOPPER, A GREASED UP FLAG BEARER FROM TONGA. 42 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:52,532 PERHAPS THE ONLY OLYMPIC NATION MADE FAMOUS FOR ITS FLAG BEARING. 43 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,435 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT BABY OIL IS THE FIRST GOOD PR JOHNSON AND JOHNSON HAS HAD 44 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:59,472 IN A YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, EVERYONE LOVED IT, UNTIL 45 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:02,275 HE GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE OLYMPIC TORCH. LIKE, "OH, FIRE IN THE HOLE. 46 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,446 [ LAUGHTER ] GET HIM AWAY, GET HIM AWAY." THAT'S RIGHT 47 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,181 THE TOKYO OLYMPICS ARE FINALLY HERE BUT, YOU CAN TELL THE CEREMONY 48 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:13,753 WAS DELAYED A YEAR WHEN THEY SAID, "RELEASE THE DOVES OH, NO 49 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,822 OKAY, CUT TO TONGA, CUT TO TONGA. [ CLEARS THROAT 50 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,892 CUT TO TONGA." YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,961 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ITALY'S OUTFITS. TAKE A -- TAKE A LOOK AT THESE 52 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:26,132 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SBARRO 53 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:30,270 WORKERS GOING ON STRIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, ITALY, YOU'RE IN 54 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:34,307 JAPAN, THE BIRTH PLACE OF NINTENDO HOW CAN YOU NOT BUST OUT THE 55 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:39,112 MARIO AND LUIGI OVERALLS I MEAN, COME ON. AT ONE POINT, A FEW PERFORMERS 56 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,149 CAME OUT AND DID LIVE REENACTMENTS OF ALL 50 OLYMPIC SPORT LOGOS. 57 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,551 SPORT LOGOS. WATCH THIS 58 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:50,490 * 59 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:59,733 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU HAVE THREE 60 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:04,371 HOURS TO FILL WITH NO CROWD, THIS IS WHAT YOU END UP WITH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S 61 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,272 WHAT HAPPENS THAT'S RIGHT, OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WE'LL SEE 339 DIFFERENT 62 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:10,710 EVENTS OF COURSE, ONE POPULAR SPORT IS TRAMPOLINE 63 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,246 IT'S NOT -- REALLY NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. TAKE A LOOK. 64 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:13,279 THINK IT IS. TAKE A LOOK. 65 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:23,156 TAKE GOLD FOR CHINA. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,059 >> Jimmy: OKAY, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS NO BIG DEAL. 67 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,728 ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, THIS ISN'T GOOD, AN 68 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:34,100 AUSTRALIA EQUESTRIAN ATHLETE WAS SUSPENDED FOR A POSITIVE COCAINE TEST 69 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,969 ORGANIZERS KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN HE JUMPED SEVEN FENCES DURING PRACTICE AND -- AND HE 70 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:45,078 WASN'T ON A HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME SPORTS NEWS HERE IN THE 71 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:49,616 U.S. TODAY, CLEVELAND ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE CHANGING THE NAME OF 72 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:55,088 THEIR BASEBALL TEAM TO THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS. COME ON, EVEN THE NAME 73 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:59,559 WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM IS MORE EXCITING THAN THAT. I'M SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T GO 74 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:03,396 WITH SOMETHING MORE UNIQUE TO CLEVELAND, LIKE, THE LAYOVERS OR - 75 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:09,402 [ LAUGHTER ] WE MISS LeBRONS. YOU KNOW 76 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:13,873 PEOPLE AREN'T WILD ABOUT THEIR NEW LOGO EITHER. HERE, LOOK AT THE LOGO 77 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:19,145 LOOKS LIKE THOR'S HELMET HOOKED UP WITH MR. MET. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,748 THIS IS BIG TOO. THE NFL ANNOUNCED THAT THIS SEASON TEAMS WILL AUTOMATICALLY 79 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:25,819 FORFEIT GAMES THAT ARE DELAYED BY A COVID OUTBREAK. >> Steve: OOH. 80 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,854 >> Jimmy: YEP, THE TEAMS WILL HAVE TO FORFEIT, OR WORSE, CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO THE 81 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:32,158 GUARDIANS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT 82 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:37,397 WALMART IS OFFERING FREE HEALTH SCREENINGS TO CUSTOMERS STARTING TOMORROW. 83 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,265 MEANWHILE, ONE GUY GETTING HIS PROSTATE CHECKED AT WALMART TODAY WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU 84 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:46,473 MEAN STARTING TOMORROW [ LAUGHTER ] WHO ARE YOU? 85 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:50,710 YEAH, I HAVE CASH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I READ ABOUT A MOM 86 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:56,850 WHO THREW HER 6-YEAR-OLD SON A A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY 87 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,485 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MOM REALLY NAILED THE THEME, 'CAUSE EVERY KID WENT HOME WITH 88 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:02,756 FOUR OUNCES OF WATER AND A BAG OF OLD POTATO CHIPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,058 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 90 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:09,829 EVERYBODY. BIG SHOW, TONIGHT. 91 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:20,140 * 92 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:25,478 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE A GIANT 93 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,782 SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT YOU KNOW, TONIGHT IS THE FIRST SHOW THAT WE'VE HAD TWO GUESTS 94 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:35,121 AND AN ACTUAL MUSICAL GUEST HERE AT -- IN OUR STUDIO IN OVER A YEAR AND A HALF 95 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,925 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A LITTLE HISTORY 96 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:42,829 SO, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU. HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM 97 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:47,133 "STILLWATER," OSCAR WINNER, MATT DAMON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:52,939 >> Steve: GREAT ACTOR, HILARIOUS. >> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS SHOW "TED 99 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:59,379 LASSO" JUST PICKED UP 20 EMMY NOMINATIONS, THE MOST OF ANY NEW COMEDY SERIES EVER 100 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:04,317 EVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO PREMIERS TODAY ON 101 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:09,656 APPLE TV PLUS. JASON SUDEIKIS IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,693 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE AN AMAZING MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. 103 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,030 SINGING, DANCING, COSTUMES, A GIANT SET, SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO BRING IT EVERY SINGLE TIME. 104 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:25,271 PERFORMING HER NEW SONG "DON'T GO YET," CAMILA CABELLO IS HERE 105 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:31,845 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAMILA 106 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,913 >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: SHE IS HERE. >> Steve: THAT'S A SHOW. 107 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,116 >> Jimmy: IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH - >> Steve: WHAT 108 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,518 >> Jimmy: IN THE SPIRIT OF THE OLYMPICS, WE'RE HAVING A A COMPETITION OF OUR OWN, 109 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,322 A FRIENDLY COMPETITION WITH THE BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD. WE'RE PLAYING A BRAND-NEW GAME 110 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,393 WITH BTS TONIGHT >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG SHOW 111 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:52,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY 112 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,801 GUYS, TODAY'S FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF 113 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:58,171 I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 114 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:03,443 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 115 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,245 I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES, 116 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:10,417 RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,019 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 118 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:17,023 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 119 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:22,796 OLYMPIC SPIRIT >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, OLYMPICS, FOR ONCE 120 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:27,801 AGAIN MAKING ME JEALOUS THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO GET PAID TO JUMP ON TRAMPOLINES 121 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:36,242 [ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, OLYMPIC DIVING, FOR 122 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:45,418 NOT GOING BY YOUR ORIGINAL NAME, IMPRESSIVE FALLING [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:51,191 >> Steve: AH BEEP, BEEP, BEEP * 124 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,594 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ATHLETE BEDROOMS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE FOR FINALLY ANSWERING THE 125 00:09:54,594 --> 00:10:03,670 QUESTION, CAN DORM ROOMS GET EVEN MORE DEPRESSING [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,072 >> Steve: WOW! HERE'S WHERE THIS -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 127 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,676 >> Steve: "NO CROWDS STAY RIGHT HERE. * 128 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,544 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MILWAUKEE BUCKS LOGO, FOR LOOKING MORE LIKE THE LOGO YOU'D FIND ON 129 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:22,355 A PAIR OF CAMO SANDALS AT BASS PRO SHOPS. [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:26,826 THEY HAVE, LIKE, THE BOTTLE OPENER ON THE BOTTOM * 131 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,495 THANK YOU, SUMMER WEDDINGS, FOR GIVING ME THE EXCITING OPPORTUNITY TO SWEAT THROUGH 132 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:42,809 THE NICEST CLOTHES I OWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 133 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,513 THANK YOU, PILL BOTTLES, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, MEDICINE MARACAS. 134 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:55,255 [ LAUGHTER ] MEDICINE MARACAS * 135 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,157 THANK YOU, MOSQUITO REPELLANT BRACELET, YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY WORK, BUT HEY, AT LEAST I LOOK 136 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:09,235 LIKE I'M WEARING A PHONE CORD FROM THE '80s. [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,971 DO THEY STILL HAVE THOSE PHONE CORDS YOU USED TO ATTACH TO KIDS 138 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,075 >> Steve: YEAH THAT WAS CRAZY >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A MISTAKE, 139 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,910 RIGHT? >> Steve: BIG MISTAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,079 I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THEM I JUST WANT THEM ON A LEASH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 141 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,382 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN IT'S JUST COMPLETELY STRETCHED 142 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,817 OUT. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LIKE, "MY KID'S IN 143 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,652 THE NEXT DOOR. YEAH - >> Steve: "IF IT GOES SLACK, 144 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:30,223 TELL ME. [ LAUGHTER ] * 145 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,092 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PICNIC TABLES, FOR FINDING A WAY TO MAKE SITTING DOWN FEEL LIKE 146 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:43,103 CLIMBING INTO A WINDOW [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 147 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,840 * THANK YOU, PORTABLE NECK FANS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, 148 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:52,112 BREEZE, BY DRE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 149 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,214 THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BTS 150 00:11:54,214 --> 00:12:10,964 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 151 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:16,069 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AND NOW, PLEASE JOIN ME IN 152 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,774 WELCOMING ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD, BTS! 153 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:30,083 * >> Jimmy: NOW -- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS -- 154 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:35,388 I WANTED TO CHALLENGE YOU GUYS TO A BRAND NEW GAME. IT IS TIME FOR WILL IT FIT 155 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:35,422 TO A BRAND NEW GAME. IT IS TIME FOR WILL IT FIT 156 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,592 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WILL IT WILL IT FIT 157 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:47,267 TELL ME, WILL IT FIT YEAH * * WILL IT FIT * >> YEAH. 158 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:53,173 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WORKS I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON, 159 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,976 WHICH WILL ACTIVATE THE WILL IT FIT GENERATOR. IT WILL GIVE YOU A RANDOM 160 00:12:56,976 --> 00:13:03,216 OBJECT ON ONE SIDE AND A A DIFFERENT OBJECT IT HAS TO FIT INTO ON THE OTHER SIDE 161 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:08,688 SUCH AS 42 EGGS IN A MAILBOX OR 100 MARSHMALLOW PEEPS IN A SWIM CAP 162 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,292 RAISE THE YES PADDLE IF YOU THINK IT WILL FIT. AND RAISE THE NO PADDLE IF YOU 163 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:18,865 DO NOT THINK IT WILL BTS, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? >> YEAH! 164 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,468 >> LET'S GO, MAN >> YO, YO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,739 >> Jimmy: JIMIN, YOU'RE UP FIRST. YOU'RE OBJECTS ARE - 166 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:31,211 >> WILL 33 STICKS OF BUTTER FIT IN A FISHBOWL? [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 167 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,713 >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: HE SAYS YES! >> PROVE IT. 168 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,082 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO LET'S SEE IF HE CAN GET 169 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,852 33 STICKS OF BUTTER IN A A FISHBOWL WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 170 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,689 GO >> LET'S GO. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO - 171 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:47,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WILL 33 STICKS OF BUTTER FIT IN A FISHBOWL 172 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:56,670 >> FORCE THEM TO FIT >> OOH >> Jimmy: SUGA, BE CAREFUL 173 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,738 >> BE CAREFUL -- >> Jimmy: YES! HE MADE IT FIT 174 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,808 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> IT FITS 175 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:07,280 >> Jimmy: NEXT ROUND, J-HOPE YOU ARE UP >> OKAY, I'M HERE. 176 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOUR OBJECTS ARE - >> WILL 91 PING PONG BALLS FIT 177 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:16,690 IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING? >> HE SCORES YES. 178 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,061 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! >> PROVE IT. 179 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,064 * >> LET'S GO. >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 180 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,499 >> Jimmy: 91 IS A LOT. 91 PING PONG BALLS IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING 181 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:33,073 YEAH, THAT'S EASY. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: HELP HIM OUT 182 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:38,111 YEAH - OH, NO - DISASTER 183 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,614 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: THERE'S PING PONG BALLS ALL OVER THE PLACE 184 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,350 THERE'S BALLS ALL OVER THE PLACE. GET THEM 185 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,853 HELP THEM OUT. >> LAST ONE, LAST ONE. >> YEAH! 186 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,588 >> Jimmy: YES! HE DID IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 187 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,959 * 91 PING PONG BALLS >> YES, IT FIT 188 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,262 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FOR RM HERE IS YOUR OBJECTS 189 00:14:56,262 --> 00:15:00,834 >> WILL SIX BTS T-SHIRTS FIT ON RM >> NO. 190 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:04,571 >> I HATE -- LET'S GO GREEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PROVE IT. 191 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,041 >> Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE TO PUT ON ALL OF THE SHIRTS AT THE SAME TIME 192 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,777 IS THAT RIGHT? OR ONE AT A TIME >> EASY, PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY! 193 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,746 LET'S GO >> Jimmy: HERE HE GOES, HE'S GOING FOR IT 194 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,180 READY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO 195 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,349 >> GO! >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE >> NO, GO, GO, GO -- 196 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,651 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE THAT'S NOT BAD THAT LOOKS LIKE IT FITS. 197 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:23,456 >> WELL, IT FITS NOW TELL THEM WILL IT FIT NOW. >> Jimmy: ONE MORE 198 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:36,703 ONE MORE CAN HE DO IT [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 199 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,538 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! LOOK AT THAT 200 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,073 >> WE WON! [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,708 * >> IT FIT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: JUNGKOOK, YOU KNOW I 202 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,077 NEVER MESS AROUND WITH YOU, BUD. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO SAY 203 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:48,281 HERE >> WILL TEN SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM FIT IN A TACO SHELL? 204 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:53,319 >> TACO SHELL? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL, 205 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,923 THOUGH, BUT -- [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> NO. 206 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,659 >> LET'S GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PROVE IT. 207 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,696 >> Jimmy: TEN SCOOPS INTO A TACO SHELL DO NO BREAK THE SHELL. 208 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:06,032 YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL. >> OKAY, J.K., LET'S GO, LET'S GO 209 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,602 >> Jimmy: JUNGKOOK, GO >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO, J.K [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 210 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:16,476 >> WHAT? >> JUNG-SCOOP! >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 211 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,778 THAT'S ONE SCOOP >> TWO >> TWO-KOOK! 212 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:23,383 >> Jimmy: THAT COUNTS. THAT'S TWO SCOOPS. THEY'RE MIXING THE FLAVORS, 213 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,853 LOOK AT THIS >> SCOOP, SCOOP. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FIVE. 214 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,056 YOU'RE HALF-WAY THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ALMOST THERE. 215 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:34,961 ALMOST THERE, COME ON. >> OH, YEAH! >> NINE! 216 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:40,066 >> LAST ONE! >> LAST ONE, LAST -- JUNG-SCOOP 217 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:50,910 >> JUNG-SCOOP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S MY MAN 218 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:58,351 THAT'S HOW HE GOT THE NICKNAME YES, HE'S AN ACE, JUNGKOOK >> IT FIT. 219 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,854 >> Jimmy: SUGA, HERE WE GO WE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. WILL IT FIT? 220 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,791 >> WILL 81 CANDLES FIT ON A CUPCAKE? >> WHOA. 221 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,628 >> Jimmy: WILL 81 CANDLES -- >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: ON A SINGLE CUPCAKE? 222 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,930 SUGA SAYS YES! >> YO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 223 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,667 >> PROVE IT. >> Jimmy: TINY CUPCAKE ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO FOR IT 224 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:18,038 READY? >> YOU DON'T NEED THE GLOVE. LET'S GO 225 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,773 ONE. >> GO, SUGA. GO SUGA. 226 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,841 >> TWO >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL >> THREE 227 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,244 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL. THIS IS VERY PRECISE 228 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,646 >> FOUR. >> I THINK THIS WILL ALL TAKE A WHILE. 229 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:32,118 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO TAKE A A LITTLE WHILE >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 230 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:37,824 LET'S GO LET'S GO >> YEAH, LET'S GO. 231 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:44,698 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> YEAH! >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 232 00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,900 >> WOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M -- THERE YOU GO, LOOK AT THAT 233 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,735 COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND A PING PONG BALL 234 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,138 >> ANOTHER FITTER. >> Jimmy: V, YOU'RE OBJECTS ARE -- 235 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:59,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WILL 35 FIGURINES FIT IN THESE PANTS? 236 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,615 >> Jimmy: HOW TIGHT ARE YOUR PANTS? NO, HE SAYS -- 237 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,653 OH, HE SAYS YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PROVE IT. 238 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,755 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY? >> YEAH. 239 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,892 >> Jimmy: SET. GO >> GO, GO ON 240 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,527 >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT BIG POCKETS 241 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:19,232 THERE. HE'S GOT ALL OF THEM IN ONE POCKET 242 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YOU GUYS CAN HELP HIM OUT. 243 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:26,139 >> YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 244 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:32,145 TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE I THINK, I SAY HE GOT IT 245 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,716 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> STILL FITS. >> Jimmy: JIN, YOU'RE UP NEXT. 246 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:41,087 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIN, YOUR OBJECTS ARE -- >> WILL 19 BANANAS FIT IN 247 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:46,059 A FANNY PACK >> Jimmy: 19 >> FANNY PACK? 248 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,762 >> Jimmy: BANANAS. >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 249 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> COME ON >> PROVE IT. 250 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,767 >> Jimmy: HE MUST PUT ON THE FANNY PACK >> OKAY. 251 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,503 >> OKAY, LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: 19 BANANAS IN A FANNY PACK 252 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,805 >> OKAY. >> COME ON >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S 253 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,207 GO >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO >> LET'S GO. 254 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:06,479 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LET'S GO BANANAS. LET'S GO BANANAS 255 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:11,718 >> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THIS IS NOT BAD. THIS IS POSSIBLE 256 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:17,190 HE DIDN'T USE THE FRONT POCKET, YET. THIS ONE THEY CRUSHED. 257 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:23,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOA, AND HE CRUSHES IT. >> FIT AS A FIDDLE 258 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,232 >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. YOU ALL HAVE TO VOTE AS A TEAM 259 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:32,505 FOR THIS LAST ONE. YOU'RE FINAL OBJECTS ARE - >> WILL JIMMY FALLON FIT IN 260 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:38,378 A WASHING MACHINE FILLED WITH NACHO CHEESE >> OH, YES 261 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,680 >> Jimmy: I'M SIX FOOT TALL -- >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON. 262 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,083 THAT'S - >> WHY NOT >> PROVE IT. 263 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:49,656 [ AUDIENCE CHANTING JIMMY >> Jimmy: OH, NO ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 264 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,624 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! HERE WE GO 265 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:56,763 >> REALLY? >> LET'S GO! [ AUDIENCE CHANTING JIMMY 266 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:18,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 267 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:29,763 THE ANSWER IS NO, I DO NOT FIT INTO A WASHING MACHINE FULL OF NACHO CHEESE 268 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:33,733 [ SAD TUBA ] >> IT DOESN'T FIT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MY THANKS TO BTS 269 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,971 THEIR SINGLE "BUTTER" IS OUT NOW! WE GOT MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" 270 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:57,290 EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 271 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:02,429 OSCAR WINNER STARRING IN THE NEW FILM "STILLWATER," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS JULY 30th. 272 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:19,279 PLEASE WELCOME MATT DAMON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 273 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:29,622 * >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: MATT, LOOK AT THIS 274 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,691 ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: C'MON. >> THAT'S SO 275 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,960 GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT 276 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,529 FEELING, RIGHT >> AW, IT'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS THE 277 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,832 GREATEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME BACK 278 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:40,266 >> YEAH, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK 279 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,104 THAT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW AND COMING HERE LIVE IN STUDIO 280 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:47,107 WE APPRECIATE THIS. >> AND I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE COME TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 281 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:51,111 >> IT'S A BIG NIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT IS A BIG NIGHT FOR US, YEAH 282 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,480 I HEARD THIS RUMOR BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AND THE FAMILY MOVED OUT TO L.A. FOR A FEW YEARS -- 283 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,115 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IT SPANS EIGHT YEARS. 284 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:58,284 >> EIGHT YEARS >> Jimmy: YOU MAY BE COMING BACK TO NEW YORK 285 00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,886 IS THAT -- >> YEAH, WE'RE MOVING BACK. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE COMING BACK 286 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,555 TO THE STUDIO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT. 287 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,324 >> YEAH, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY MOVE BACK LAST YEAR BUT -- BUT WITH EVERYTHING THAT 288 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:10,663 HAPPENED, I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT MY KIDS IN A NEW ZOOM SCHOOL >> Jimmy: HOW MANY ZOOM SCHOOLS 289 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,467 CAN WE BE IN >> YEAH, REALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT 290 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,369 >> BUT -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE EAST COAST PEOPLE AND, YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, 291 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:21,141 SO - >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO PLACE >> I'M COMING BACK 292 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:24,744 >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY OH, GOOD WELL, WELCOME BACK 293 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,713 I KNOW YOU -- I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS. YOU HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS? 294 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,615 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WE HAVE -- I MEAN -- WE HAVE THE CUTEST 295 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,983 THING IN THE WORLD MY KIDS ARE -- WINNIE JUST TURNED 8 TODAY 296 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:33,820 >> OH, WOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, GREAT BIRTHDAY, SO YEAH. 297 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:38,191 >> I'M 10, 12, 15 AND THEN WE'VE GOT ONE WHO JUST TURNED 23. >> Jimmy: WOW. 298 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,161 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE 299 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:43,563 THE 15 AND - >> OH, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 300 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,098 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, NOT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO, BUT I MEAN IN AGE. 301 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,600 >> NO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY KIDS I JUST - 302 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,569 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK I KNOW YOU RIGHT? 303 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:53,406 >> YOU'RE ONE OF MINE, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, IS THE 304 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,375 OLDER ONE -- IS IT A TEENAGER? IS THAT REAL THING WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, DAD, NO 305 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,877 STOP." >> OH, MY, YES -- YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M GETTING EYE ROLLS 306 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,281 NOW AND -- >> YOU ARE >> Jimmy: YEAH, DEFINITELY 307 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:04,351 >> OKAY, SO -- >> Jimmy: WHERE THEY -- YOU USED TO BE MY BIGGEST FAN. 308 00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:06,052 >> RIGHT WOULD LAUGH AND GO, "THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY." 309 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,388 >> SO THAT'S INTEREST -- SO THE EYE ROLLS -- REMEMBER WHEN YOUR KID STARTED CRAWLING 310 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,223 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY COOL THE FIRST DAY -- 311 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:13,626 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN, LIKE, THE SECOND DAY YOU'RE LIKE, YOU TURN YOUR 312 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,696 HEAD FOR ONE MINUTE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HOW DID YOU GET TO CLEVELAND? 313 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:20,200 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GUARDIANS HAT? 314 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:27,607 HOW DID YOU KNOW -- IT'S LIKE, "YOU BOUGHT A BUS TICKET?" LIKE WHAT -- 315 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,809 >> Jimmy: IT HAS HAPPENED THIS FAST >> SO THE EYE ROLL THING IS 316 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,645 LIKE THAT. LIKE, IT'S CUTE, "OH, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AT ME. 317 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,714 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN, LIKE, WITHIN A COUPLE WEEKS, IT'S LIKE -- 318 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,083 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- IT'S A FIRST SNOWBALL IN THE AVALANCHE. 319 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,319 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, YEAH, "DAD, OH GOD, STOP THAT. 320 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:42,255 JUST STOP. >> EVERYTHING I DO IS NOT COOL >> Jimmy: REALLY 321 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,958 >> YEAH. OH, ABSOLUTELY IF MUSIC COMES ON AND I START 322 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:48,595 TO DANCE, IT'S LIKE -- I -- IT'S IMMEDIATELY SHUT DOWN >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "PLEASE DO 323 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,765 NOT DO THAT. >> "DUDE, STOP IT NOW! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME." 324 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,633 I'M LIKE, "WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. 325 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,703 WE GOT TO GIVE WE'RE FAMILY >> I'M NOT -- I'M MOVING TO THE 326 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,571 MUSIC. IT'S LIKE A THING THAT HAPPENED 327 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:02,042 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY WON'T LET YOU DO IT. BUT MOM'S COOL? >> YEAH, OF COURSE 328 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,344 I MEAN, THEY LOVE MOM, THE COOLEST THING EVER [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,713 GOT THEM CONVINCED - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- AND SHE'S, KIND OF, GOT 330 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,948 ME CONVINCED TOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 331 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:13,420 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU BUT I'M HAPPY THAT YOUR FAMILY'S GREAT. I WANT TO TALK 332 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:16,923 ABOUT "THE LAST DUEL" BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE. "THE LAST DUEL," YOU JUST 333 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,658 FINISHED THIS MOVIE. YOU AND BEN AFFLECK, YOUR BUDDY, YOU'RE PALS FOREVER, YOU CO-WROTE 334 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:25,065 "GOOD WILL HUNTING" TOGETHER >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FIRST 335 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:27,534 SCRIPT THAT YOU WROTE TOGETHER SINCE THEN >> THAT'S RIGHT. 336 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:32,072 FIRST MOVIE WE'VE WRITTEN IN 25 YEARS OR SOMETHING. AND WE WROTE WITH SOMEONE -- WE 337 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:35,775 WITH ANOTHER GREAT WRITER NAMED NICOLE HOLOFCENER. IT'S A MOVIE -- IT'S GOING TO 338 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,544 COME OUT LATER IN THE YEAR, BUT IT'S ABOUT -- IT'S ABOUT THE LAST SANCTIONED DUEL IN 339 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:43,650 MEDIEVAL FRANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO KNIGHTS. ONE OF WHOM ACCUSES THE OTHER 340 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:50,357 OF RAPING HIS WIFE AND THEY FOUGHT TO THE DEATH. AND IT'S ALL BASED ON THIS 341 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:54,728 HISTORY BOOK WE READ AND SO WE ADAPTED THAT BUT WE SAW IT AS A STORY OF 342 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:57,097 PERSPECTIVE. AND SO, BEN AND I WROTE THE MALE PERSPECTIVES AND NICOLE 343 00:24:57,097 --> 00:25:00,033 WROTE THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. RIDLEY SCOTT DIRECTED IT. >> 344 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:02,168 Jimmy: I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER 345 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,672 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT. I WANT TO TELL YOU. >> YEAH, I'M BACK. WE'LL COME BACK. 346 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:10,810 YEAH, I'LL BRING HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO. BRING HIM. 347 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,879 YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD. I WANT TO ASK HIM TOO. BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE OUT 348 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:16,282 NOW, "STILLWATER." CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS FOR THIS 349 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:19,352 YOU TOTALLY TRANSFORMED IN THIS, BY THE WAY, AND I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING YOU'RE IN 350 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,722 AND, YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU, BUT I'M LIKE, "OH, THIS IS LIKE -- YOU WALK DIFFERENTLY 351 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:26,226 YOU STAND DIFFERENT. THE GOATEE THE HAT. 352 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:30,163 THE BOOTS. I MEAN, YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA >> YEAH. 353 00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:34,434 I -- WE WENT DOWN THERE AND THIS GUY THAT I PLAYED IS A ROUGHNECK, RIGHT 354 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:36,403 HE WORKS ON THE OIL RIGS AND WE WERE REALLY LUCKY WE MET THESE GREAT ROUGHNECKS WHO GAVE US, 355 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:43,276 KIND OF, COMPLETE ACCESS >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO OKLAHOMA >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 356 00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:44,844 AND WHEN -- AND THAT'S WHERE ALL THE DETAIL AND THE PERFORMANCE, KIND OF, CAME 357 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,080 FROM THEY CAME -- >> Jimmy: WERE THEY OPEN ARMS 358 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,782 LIKE, "YEAH, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT'S -- >> YEAH, I MEAN -- I MEAN, THEY WERE, LIKE, 359 00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:52,619 UNDERSTANDABLY WARY AT FIRST, YOU KNOW KIND OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHAT 360 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:57,824 ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 361 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,126 >> WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT A ROUGHNECK, LIKE, "COME ON, HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL, WHAT ARE 362 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,028 YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE NOT MAKING FUN OF US, 363 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,596 ARE YOU? YEAH. >> YEAH, EXACTLY AND ONCE THEY SAW THAT 364 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,432 TOM McCARTHY IS THE DIRECTOR, TOM AND I -- WHAT OUR MOVIE WAS AND WE WERE JUST TRYING TO GET 365 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,367 IT ACCURATE, THEY WERE AMAZING AND TOOK US AROUND TO THEIR OIL RIGGS, TOOK US -- YOU KNOW, TO 366 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:15,775 THEIR FAMILY'S, LIKE, BARBECUES IN THE BACKYARD. WHICH WAS JUST AMAZING -- IT 367 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:20,613 WAS SUCH AN INSIGHT INTO THESE GUYS AND HOW THEY JUST COMPLETELY HELPED THE 368 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,282 PERFORMANCE AND ALSO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE SITTING IN THE BACKYARD AND LIKE -- AND 369 00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:28,321 THEN -- I MEAN, NOT A BACKYARD DON'T THINK, LIKE, BIG SPRAWLING OKLAHOMA, RURAL, 370 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:33,793 BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE. AND, LIKE, THE TEENAGERS, KIND OF, WHISPER SOMETHING TO THEIR 371 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,830 DAD AND THEIR DAD IS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. AND LIKE, "THE SHOTGUN'S COME 372 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:39,799 OUT. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 373 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,302 WELL, THEY WANTED TO TAKE A RUN AT JASON BOURNE. AND, YOU KNOW -- 374 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:44,070 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE THEY DO 375 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,673 JASON BOURNE'S HERE. >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, KIDS, COME ON, LET'S GO 376 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:50,610 SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE SHOOTING SKEET AND EATING BARBECUE. AND, BASICALLY, THE BEST DAY 377 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,980 THE BEST DAY EVER. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW -- I MEAN, 378 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:58,885 GOSH, EVERYTHING IN THE COUNTRY IS GORGEOUS. BUT REALLY, YOU DON'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO EVEN 379 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:01,421 EXPLORE A SECOND OF IT BOOTH YOU GO TO OKLAHOMA AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH 380 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:07,327 THIS IS GREAT. >> I KNOW. THAT'S A GREAT THING ABOUT MY 381 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:10,930 JOB, ACTUALLY. IT'S ONE THING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT RESEARCH PHASE, LIKE, 382 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,532 "JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR, PEOPLE, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, THROUGHOUT MY LIFE HAVE 383 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:16,636 ACCEPTED ME INTO THEIR -- YOU KNOW, INTO THE "HEY, I'M TRYING TO RESEARCH THAT'S ONE THING 384 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:20,440 THAT RESEARCH, JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR, PEOPLE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, THROUGHOUT MY LIFE HAVE 385 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,243 ACCEPTED ME INTO THEIR -- YOU KNOW, INTO LIKE, "HEY, I'M TRYING TO RESEARCH THIS. 386 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:25,045 CAN YOU HELP AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, COME ON 387 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,580 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I LIVE." AND IT'S THE COOLEST THING I ALL WAYS LEAVE THOSE TRIPS 388 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,082 FEELING LIKE WHAT BINDS US IS SO MUCH GREATER THAN WHAT DIVIDES US 389 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,950 I ALL WAYS LEAVE THOSE TRIPS, KIND OF, ANGRY AT POLITICIANS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 390 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,687 EXACTLY, RIGHT IT'S LIKE, "OH, YEAH WE CAN ALL GET ALONG 391 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:38,725 THIS IS -- ACTUALLY, WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER. THE MOVIE IS -- IT'S TRICKY. 392 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:41,661 IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER, BASICALLY, GOES TO FRANCE AND SHE'S ACCUSED OF MURDERING 393 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:49,102 SOMEONE THAT SHE DID NOT A MURDER SHE DID NOT COMMIT. AND YOU HAVE TO GO TRY TO TALK 394 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,837 TO HER SHE'S IN PRISON AND FIGURE OUT WHAT ACTUALLY WENT ON AND 395 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,473 WHAT'S GOING DOWN. >> YEAH. IT'S -- THE MOVIE STARTS AND 396 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:56,543 YOU REALIZE THIS ROUGHNECK -- THIS GUY FROM OKLAHOMA IS TRAVELING AND HE ENDS UP IN 397 00:27:56,543 --> 00:28:03,650 MARCE, FRANCE. AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" 398 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:06,353 AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S VISITING HIS DAUGHTER, WHO IS ALREADY FOUR YEARS INTO A SENTENCE FOR 399 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,455 A MURDER SHE DIDN'T COMMIT AND SO IT LOOKS IT MIGHT BE A THRILLER, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE, 400 00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,056 LIKE, AWESOME LIAM NEESON MOVIES, WHERE HE'S LIKE, "I HAVE A PARTICULAR SET OF 401 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:15,095 SKILLS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, HE'S LIKE - 402 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:20,367 IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL >> Jimmy: SO, YEAH. >> I JUST WANNA IF -- PLEASE DON'T GO TO 403 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,869 THE MOVIE THINKING IT. BECAUSE IT REALLY IS MORE OF A A DRAMA. 404 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,637 IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT SOME OF THOSE THRILLER ELEMENTS, BUT IT'S ABOUT A REAL 405 00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:27,741 GUY TRYING TO REALLY DO HIS BEST AND HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE THE 406 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:30,744 TOOLS THAT HE NEEDS. HE DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE 407 00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:34,447 CULTURE. HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP BECAUSE HE'S, KIND OF, GOT THIS 408 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:37,617 DAMAGED RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND HE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT RIGHT 409 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:40,153 >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, AS IN ANY GOOD MOVIE, IT HAS A COUPLE OF GOOD TWISTS -- 410 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:43,189 >> SURE. >> Jimmy: -- IN THE END. YOU DIDN'T SEE IT COMING 411 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:47,560 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT?" WE WERE LUCKY TO GO TO A A STREAM, WHICH I WAS JUST 412 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:53,066 SIKED TO GO TO A MOVIE THEATER >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S PEOPLE 413 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:56,436 AND I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." AND I WAS JUST EVEN, JUST GETTING, KIND OF, EMOTIONAL. 414 00:28:56,436 --> 00:28:59,839 I SAW SOME FOOTAGE FROM YOU AND CAN -- >> YEAH. 415 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:02,876 >> Jimmy: -- GOT A STANDING OVATION FOR THIS FILM. >> YEAH. 416 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:04,411 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BECAUSE YOU GO LIKE, "YEAH. 417 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:09,015 I MISS ALL THIS STUFF. I KIND OF TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. >> BUT, YEAH -- BUT IT'S LIKE 418 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:12,185 TONIGHT, IT'S JUST THE BEST. LIKE, WE BELONG IN ROOMS TOGETHER 419 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,920 LIKE THAT'S -- YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 420 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,190 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MATT DAMON IN "STILLWATER. 421 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,792 "STILLWATER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 422 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:23,096 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED 423 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:26,066 >> I'M SORRY I JUST -- I CAN'T TALK TO THAT GUY ANYMORE. 424 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:29,436 HE WAS JUST SAYING SOME HORRIBLE THINGS. >> LIKE WHAT 425 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:34,140 >> LIKE HE JUST WANTS TO PUT AN ARAB KID IN JAIL YOU KNOW. HE DOESN'T CARE WHICH ONE 426 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:38,044 >> THAT'S IT >> THAT'S IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT'S IT?" 427 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:41,348 HE'S A RACIST. >> OKAY. HE'S A RACIST. 428 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:44,751 YOU'VE STILL GOT TO TALK TO HIM. >> NO, I DON'T TALK TO HIM, NO 429 00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:47,687 >> HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING >> NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING. 430 00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:51,958 BILL, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEND AN INNOCENT BOY TO JAIL. >> MY DAUGHTER IS INNOCENT 431 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:59,499 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BY THE WAY, BEFORE -- THANKS 432 00:29:59,499 --> 00:30:01,134 >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU INVITE THEM OUT, CAN I JUST SAY TED LASSO IS THE GREATEST 433 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:06,406 THING, THAT JASON SUDEIKIS IS SO AWESOME >> Jimmy: YEAH, ARE YA 434 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:10,210 >> I WAS SO HAPPY FOR THE GUY. IT'S SO GOOD I'M SO HAPPY FOR THAT GUY. 435 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:13,380 >> Jimmy: ME TOO I AGREE WITH YOU MATT DAMON EVERYBODY 436 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,983 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. "STILLWATER" OPENS IN THEATERS JULY 30th. 437 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,852 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JASON SUDEIKIS STICK AROUND 438 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:38,171 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 439 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:42,308 A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN. HERE HE IS ON THE COVER OF "GQ. 440 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:46,479 LOOK AT THIS, JASON SUDEIKIS IS HAVING ONE HELL OF A YEAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 441 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:52,285 HE IS. YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE SECOND SEASON OF HIS PEABODY-WINNING 442 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:57,190 EMMY-NOMINATED SHOW, "TED LASSO," STARTING TODAY ON APPLE TV+. 443 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:59,025 APPLE TV+. PLEASE WELCOME JASON SUDEIKIS. 444 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:12,372 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:22,082 * >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT STANDING O 446 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:24,184 ARE WE GETTING A STANDING -- >> THAT'S GOOD THAT'S NOT NORMAL? 447 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:26,486 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT NORMAL. NO, THAT'S NOT NORMAL. THERE YOU GO 448 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:29,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FOR YOU COME ON. 449 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:32,726 >> I TELL YOU -- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT'VE, LIKE, GOOSED THE SEAT, SO I - 450 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,462 >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T GOOSE THE SEAT.' JUICED THEM THEY LOVE YOU, BUD 451 00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,864 >> OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL 452 00:31:37,864 --> 00:31:41,468 GOOD COMING FROM A COMEDIAN WHO USED TO WORK IN THE THEATER AND THEN - 453 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,636 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WORK IN FRONT OF A CROWD. 454 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:46,806 >> YEAH, TO SEE AN ACTUAL CROWD AGAIN, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU MISS THAT? 455 00:31:46,806 --> 00:31:49,542 >> I DO, I DO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MET YOU FIRST ON "SNL." 456 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:52,178 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: AS A WRITER AND A -- >> MY FIRST YEAR, YOUR LAST 457 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,114 YEAR >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH. 458 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:56,016 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU, KIND OF, PUSHED ME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:31:56,016 --> 00:31:58,852 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT. WHEN YOU TOLD, "THAT'S ENOUGH. 460 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:01,054 >> AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU SINCE? >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, WE'VE HAD 461 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,757 ENOUGH." [ LAUGHTER ] SO DUDE, CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE 462 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:07,794 WHAT -- CAUSE THIS IS A STORY I NEVER HEARD BEFORE OF YOUR AUDITION FOR 463 00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:10,530 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AT THE COMIC STRIP. >> YEAH, YEAH. 464 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:13,266 YEAH, IT WAS AT "STAND UP NEW YORK." >> Jimmy: OH, "STAND UP 465 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,135 NEW YORK." >> YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S ALL RIGHT 466 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,404 IT'S MY LIFE I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:20,173 YOU GOT A LOT GOING ON >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S NERVE WRACKING AS IT IS. 468 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:23,543 >> OH, IT'S NERVE WRACKING THERE ARE 12 DUDES IT WAS ALL GUYS. 469 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,179 BECAUSE -- YEAH, DEAN EDWARDS HAD JUST LEFT. YOU KNOW, TRACY HAD JUST LEFT. 470 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:28,782 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND SO, THEY WERE LOOKING FOR GUYS 471 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,751 AND SO, IT WAS ME AND 12 OTHER FELLAS I WAS, LIKE, 5th OR 7th, I 472 00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:35,455 CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER AND I'M NERVOUS, AS ONE SHOULD BE, OR EXCITED 473 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,424 >> Jimmy: DO YOU DO STAND UP >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO 474 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:43,229 >> NO, I JUST SKETCH AN IMPROV YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M -- GOING OUT THERE BY 475 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:48,134 YOURSELF AND I'M STANDING ON THE SIDE AND I DRANK -- I REMEMBER I WAS DRINKING LIKE A 476 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:51,304 A DIET COKE AND RUM. YOU KNOW JUST TO STEADY MY NERVES 477 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:54,374 I DON'T -- YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S BOUNCING, "WHAT WOULD 478 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:57,777 JIMMY BUFFETT DO," RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AS ONE DOES. 479 00:32:57,777 --> 00:33:00,480 AS ONE WOULD SHOULD SAY. >> AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU A MARGARITA 480 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,049 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT A COMEDY CLUB NO, THE MACHINE'S TOO LOUD 481 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,418 >> SO, THEY DO THAT. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, JEFF ROSS COMES WALKING IN 482 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,788 I'M IN THE LOBBY AND JEFF ROSS, THE ROAST MASTER GENERAL >> Jimmy: COMEDIAN, YEAH 483 00:33:08,788 --> 00:33:10,890 >> RIGHT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, WOW THAT'S JEFF ROSS." 484 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,293 AND THEN BEHIND HIM, IN COMES WALKING CHRIS ROCK WELL THEN -- YEAH. 485 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,895 SO I'M LIKE, "OH, OKAY, THEY'RE PROBABLY COMING TO SEE THE NEW TALENT, THE NEW BREED. 486 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,765 >> Jimmy: CHRIS WAS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. >> YEAH, EXACTLY 487 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:21,368 YEAH, CHRIS IS THERE, YOU KNOW AND WHEN YOU'RE DOING THIS AUDITION, THIS CLUB, YOU HAVE 488 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:25,205 THE WHOLE, "LORNE'S THERE. >> Jimmy: LORNE MICHAELS, YUP. >> TINA, STEVE HIGGINS WAS 489 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:29,242 THERE AND MIKE SCHUMACHER. SO YOU HAVE THIS TRIBUNAL. THEY'RE IN THE BACK, I FIGURED 490 00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:33,613 "CHRIS IS JUST GOING THEM. THEN, THE PERSON ENDS AND CHRIS IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME 491 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,915 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO UP >> ABOUT TO GO UP. 492 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:39,185 I JUST -- YOU KNOW, SUCK DOWN MY RUM AND DIET COKE AND CHRIS LOOKS UP AT ME AND HE 493 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:42,088 GOES, "OH, HEY, MAN. I GO, "HEY." HE GOES, "WAS THIS YOUR BIG 494 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:46,092 SHOT?" I GO, "UH, KINDA." HE GOES, "SORRY. 495 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,827 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS ROCK." THE GUY SAYS THAT. 496 00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:51,331 THE PLACE GOES BONKERS LIKE, LEGIT BONKERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 497 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:55,468 I MEAN -- NO AND I WAS JUST -- AND EVEN LORNE WAS LIKE, "AH, IT'S CHRIS ROCK! 498 00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,237 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, HE DIDN'T. >> NO, HE DIDN'T 499 00:33:57,237 --> 00:34:00,407 HE DID NOT DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU -- 500 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:02,709 >> YUP SO HE WENT UP. HE -- LUCKILY, HE ONLY DID, 501 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:06,046 LIKE, 15 MINUTES THEY WERE PREPARING JOKES FOR MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS 502 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,249 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T FOLLOW CHRIS ROCK >> "OH, BUT YOU HAD TO, JASON. 503 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:11,618 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, "I KNOW, YOU CAN'T." AND SO, HE COMES DOWN AND THEN 504 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:15,255 HE WALKS BY ME AND HE GOES, "HEY, MAN. GOOD LUCK. 505 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:18,425 I GO, "THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT." HE GOES, "THEY LOVE ORIGINAL 506 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:21,061 THOUGHT. THAT WAS HIS ONE LITTLE SENTENCE OF ADVICE 507 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,064 THEY LOVE ORIGINAL THOUGHT >> Jimmy: CHRIS SAID THAT TO YOU AFTER HE JUST DESTROYED -- 508 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,299 >> AFTER HE JUST DESTROYED FOR 20 MINUTES >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S LIKE -- 509 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:28,168 YEAH THE MICROPHONE'S MELTED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 510 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:30,670 THE ORIGINAL -- YEAH >> YEAH, THE ORIGINAL THOUGHT IS, LIKE, " I HAVE NONE. 511 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:33,273 I HAVE NO THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THE GUY IS LIKE, 512 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:35,475 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JASON SUDEKEIS." AND YOU KNOW, SAID MY NAME 513 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:37,344 WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PERFECT. 514 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,212 >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE IT WAS, KIND OF, LIKE, A FLAG 515 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:42,916 ON THE PLAY. IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY IF I BOMB, IF I FAIL RIGHT NOW, 516 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,818 I'LL ALL WAYS BE ABLE TO SIT AT THE END OF THE BAR IN A LITTLE PART OF KANSAS GOING, "I HAD TO 517 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:52,659 FOLLOW CHRIS FREAKING ROCK." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 518 00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:54,194 >> YEAH, AND LUCKILY, IT WORKED OUT. I MEAN, I GOT HIRED AS A 519 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:57,997 A WRITER, YOU KNOW, FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. AND -- 520 00:34:57,997 --> 00:35:00,033 >> Jimmy: WORKED YOUR WAY UP >> YEAH, SO IT WAS -- IT TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT. 521 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:01,935 BUT THE AUDITION - >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. 522 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:05,105 I HEARD FROM SO MANY FRIENDS THEY SAID, "HAVE YOU SEEN JASON SUDEKEIS' SHOW, 523 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:10,043 'TED LASSO?'" AND I GO, "I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS YET. THEY GO, "YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK 524 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:13,646 OUT. YOU'RE GOING TO CRY. YOU'RE GOING TO CRY. 525 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:17,250 I GO -- THEY GO, "YEAH, FROM COMEDY BUT ALSO EMOTION. IT'S JUST GOING TO MOVE YOU. 526 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:20,053 THIS ONE'S GOING TO ROCK YOU I GO, "LET'S GO. I DIDN'T KNOW JASON. 527 00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:22,722 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU -- YOU'VE NEVER MADE ME CRY BEFORE >> NOPE. 528 00:35:22,722 --> 00:35:25,692 NEVER HAVE ON PURPOSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU MADE ME 529 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:27,527 CRY. >> NO. >> Jimmy: I LOVE "TED LASSO. 530 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:29,262 >> COME ON >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVES "TED LASSO." 531 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,097 IN FACT, WE'RE SUCH GIANT "TED LASSO" FANS, QUESTLOVE ALREADY WATCHED SEASON TWO LAST 532 00:35:31,097 --> 00:35:37,904 NIGHT OR SOMETHING >> Questlove: YEAH, HI [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:39,973 >> HE HAS ACCESS TO EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: BACKSTAGE, QUEST WAS TRYING TO GET CODES FROM JASON 534 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:43,710 TO SEE THE REST OF THE EPISODES >> YEAH, HE GOES, "COME ON, 535 00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:48,281 MAN. ASK ME FOR CODES." CODES. 536 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,083 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> GIVE ME THE GOLDEN TICKET, WONKA. 537 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,385 >> Jimmy: BUT A -- >> COUGH IT UP, BUDDY. >> Jimmy: BUT CONGRATS ON THIS 538 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:54,854 20 EMMY NOMINATIONS. YOU MADE TELEVISION HISTORY, BUDDY. 539 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:58,458 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE TV HISTORY. >> YEAH. 540 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,927 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK >> YEAH, NO, KICKED IT OFF THE 541 00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:04,030 PITCH. WHATEVER METAPHOR WORKS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 542 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:05,665 >> NO, THAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S LOVELY LUCKILY, THERE -- IT'S AN 543 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:07,300 ENSEMBLE SHOW SO THE 20 NOMINATIONS GO TO EVERYBODY THAT WORKED ON THE SHOW IN 544 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:14,207 DIFFERENT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> CAPACITIES. 545 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,109 IT'S A GOOD FEELING. >> Jimmy: YOU WORKED HARD, BUDDY, AND IS THERE ANY WAY TO 546 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:17,477 SET UP WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SEASON OR IN THE LAST SEASON 547 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:19,779 >> WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT -- YEAH, THE SECOND SEASON -- THIS YOU KNOW, THIS -- THIS STARTS 548 00:36:19,779 --> 00:36:24,150 IN THE COLD AND IT ENDS IN, MAYBE, A LITTLE CHILLIER PLACE THAN WHEN WE STARTED 549 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:27,320 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> EVERYBODY'S GOT TO GO IN THEIR CAVE AND MEET A LITTLE 550 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,058 GREEN MAN. SPOILERS, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK," BUT - 551 00:36:32,058 --> 00:36:34,627 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU'RE SAYING BABY YODA MIGHT BE IN 552 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,163 "TED LASSO" SEASON TWO >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, ME AND BABY YODA HAVE A HISTORY 553 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:41,968 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S SO FUNNY AND YOU'LL JUST LOVE IT. 554 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:44,270 AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JASON SUDEIKIS IN SEASON 555 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,306 TWO OF "TED LASSO. TAKE A LOOK. 556 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:54,214 COUPLES THERAPY, IT WAS WITH THIS THERAPIST SHE HAD BEEN GOING TO FOR A WHILE 557 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:58,084 AND I JUST, KIND OF, FELT LIKE I WAS BEING SET UP, YOU KNOW LIKE, I WAS GOING IN THERE NOT 558 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:04,157 TO BE LISTENED TO BUT RATHER JUST TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I'VE BEEN DOING WRONG 559 00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:08,294 >> AND THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'VE EVER SEEN A THERAPIST >> OH, YEAH. 560 00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:10,697 >> DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I GOT DUMPED BY THE CRUISE SHIP DANCER AND SWORE I 561 00:37:10,697 --> 00:37:14,434 WOULD NEVER DATE ANOTHER DANCER AGAIN? >> CAN I HAVE YOUR TAP SHOES 562 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:20,340 >> ALL PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE >> I SAID THAT 563 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:24,144 >> UH-HUH. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 564 00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:27,547 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS PRETTY GOOD JASON SUDEIKIS 565 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:35,855 CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 566 00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:37,390 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM CAMILA CABELLO 567 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:42,495 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 568 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,310 >> Jimmy: HERE, WITH THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE OF HER NEW SINGLE, "DON'T GO YET. 569 00:37:57,310 --> 00:38:02,315 PLEASE, GIVE IT UP FOR CAMILA CABELLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 570 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:11,825 >> WHOO! [ SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] * 571 00:38:11,825 --> 00:38:16,429 * * I REPLAYED THIS MOMEN FOR MONTHS * * ALONE IN MY HEA 572 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:24,037 WAITIN' FOR IT TO COME * * I WROTE ALL YOUR LINE IN THE SCRIPT IN MY MIND * 573 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:30,310 * AND I HOPE THAT YOU FOLLOW IT FOR ONCE * * I IMAGINE MYSELF IN SATIN 574 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:33,913 THE ROOM WAS PLATINU AND GOLD * * I'D DANCE AND 575 00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:38,818 CATCH YOUR EYE YOU'LL BE MESMERIZED OH * * WE'D FIND A CORNE 576 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:42,322 THEN YOUR HANDS IN MY HAIR * * FINALLY WE'RE HER SO WHY * 577 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:46,059 * SAYIN' YOU GOT A FLIGHT NEED AN EARLY NIGH NO DON'T GO YET * 578 00:38:46,059 --> 00:38:52,932 * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE 579 00:38:52,932 --> 00:38:59,372 DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * 580 00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:02,108 * WHAT YOU LEAVIN' FO WHEN MY NIGHT IS YOURS * * JUST A LITTLE MOR 581 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:06,146 DON'T GO YET * * BABY DON'T GO YET 'CAUSE I WORE THIS DRESS 582 00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:09,883 FOR A LIL' DRAMA * * AND I BET I BET THAT YOU THINK * 583 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:12,185 * THAT YOU KNOW BUT YOU DON' BABY COME TO MAMA * 584 00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:15,655 * I GET I GET WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT * * AND I GET I 585 00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:21,027 HOW I WANNA WANNA * * AND I WANT YOU BABY GOTTA GET YOU BABY * 586 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:23,763 * WE'D FIND A CORNE THEN YOUR HANDS IN MY HAIR * * FINALLY WE'RE HER 587 00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:27,033 SO WHY * * SAYIN' YOU GOT A FLIGHT NEED AN EARLY NIGH 588 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:33,606 NO DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * 589 00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:40,914 * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE 590 00:39:40,914 --> 00:39:44,651 DON'T GO YET * * WHAT YOU LEAVIN' FO WHEN MY NIGHT IS YOURS * 591 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:49,789 * JUST A LITTLE MOR DON'T GO YET * * COME ALON 592 00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:54,361 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-L DON'T GO YET * * LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-L 593 00:39:54,361 --> 00:39:59,299 DON'T GO YET HEY * * OH-NO-N 594 00:39:59,299 --> 00:40:11,978 DON'T LEAVE YET * [ SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] * OH-NO-NO DON'T LEAVE YE 595 00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:15,015 [ SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] * OH-NO-NO DON'T LEAVE YE STAY A LITTLE LONGER * 596 00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:19,152 [ SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE KNOW YOU REALLY WANNA * * OH-NO-NO DON'T LEAVE YE 597 00:40:19,152 --> 00:40:21,054 STAY A LITTLE LONGER * [ SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE OH * 598 00:40:21,054 --> 00:40:23,456 * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE 599 00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:26,726 DON'T GO YET * * OH YEAH DON'T GO YE DON'T GO YET * 600 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:29,796 * WHAT YOU LEAVIN' FO WHEN MY NIGHT IS YOURS JUST A LITTLE MORE * 601 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:35,235 * WHAT YOU LEAVIN' FO WHEN MY NIGHT IS YOURS YOURS YOURS * 602 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:38,538 * WHAT YOU LEAVIN' FO WHEN MY NIGHT IS YOURS * * JUST A LITTLE MOR 603 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:52,185 DON'T GO YET * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 604 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:55,588 >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME YES! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 605 00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:59,859 COME ON! OH, MY GOODNESS. CAMILA CABELLO 606 00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:04,431 "DON'T GO YET" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY! YES! 607 00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:20,146 THAT WAS AWESOME * >> Jimmy: OH, MY THANKS TO 608 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:24,184 MATT DAMON, JASON SUDEIKIS, BTS. CAMILA CABELLO ONCE AGAIN! 609 00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:27,454 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 610 00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:32,292 "DON'T GO YET. THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 611 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:35,995 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.