>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE BECKINSALE --
FRED ARMISEN - MUSIC FROM LEON BRIDGES. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1495 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A CROWD THAT IS A LIVE AUDIENCE RIGHT THERE!
OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU, PLEASE, WELCOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW!" THIS IS THE TYPE OF NEW YORK CITY SPIRIT YOU'RE
GOING TO GET - WELCOME, EVERYBODY I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE
GUYS -- GUESS WHAT'S FINALLY HERE THE SUMMER OLYMPICS KICK OFF
TOMORROW THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE OFFICIAL MOTTO FOR THIS YEAR'S OLYMPICS IS "UNITED BY EMOTION.
YEAH, AND THE UNOFFICIAL MOTTO IS "AS OF RIGHT NOW, WE'RE STILL DOING IT."
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY AND ALL OF OUR BEST
ATHLETES HAVE ARRIVED IN TOKYO LEGENDS LIKE SIMONE BILES, KATY LEDECKY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN DURANT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND A DANCING HORSE NAMED BUTTERSCOTCH [ CHEERS ]
AND MEANWHILE, AS IF ALL THE COVID CONCERNS AROUND THE GAMES AREN'T BAD ENOUGH, A BEAR WAS
SPOTTED INSIDE THE SOFTBALL STADIUM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
-- AND IS STILL ON THE LOOSE WHAT AN OLYMPICS THIS IS GOING TO BE.
I MEAN, BETWEEN THE BEARS AND GETTING A DISEASE, IT'S LIKE WE SENT OUR ATHLETES TO A GAME OF
"OREGON TRAIL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT A GOOD SITUATION.
APPARENTLY, THE BEAR GOT REALLY AGITATED AFTER OFFICIALS MADE HIM SLEEP ON A CARDBOARD BED
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT OFFICIALS ARE WORKING HARD TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE STAYS
SAFE AND HEALTHY AT THIS YEAR'S GAMES. BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL
UNCLEAR ABOUT WHAT RULES THE ATHLETES HAVE TO FOLLOW IN OLYMPIC VILLAGE.
SO, HERE TO CLEAR IT UP IS OLYMPICS SPOKESMAN, RON HOBBS. RON --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RON, WHAT IS THE IOC'S OFFICIAL POLICY ON GETTING TOGETHER AND
SOCIALIZING IN PERSON? >> JIMMY, WE'D NEVER TELL THESE WORLD-CLASS COMPETITORS WHAT
THEY CAN OR CAN'T DO WE'RE SIMPLY DISCOURAGING PEOPLE FROM ENGAGING IN
UNNECESSARY PHYSICAL CONTACT >> Jimmy: RIGHT. MAYBE YOU COULD CLARIFY
"UNNECESSARY PHYSICAL CONTACT" >> SIMPLY PUT, NO HANKY-PANKY. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO TWO-PERSON PUSH UPS NO KNOCKING BOOTS. NO BOPPING, BOINKING, BUTTERING
THE BISCUITS, BOOM-BOOM, BOUNCY-BOUNCY, OR BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
IS THAT -- IS THAT WHY THE BEDS ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD? >> ACTUALLY, THE BEDS ARE JUST
ABOUT SUSTAINABILITY AND RECYCLING. BUT, IF THEY HAPPEN TO
DISCOURAGE A GAME OF HUMAN TETRIS, SO BE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE THERE SHOULD BE NO GROWN UP NAP TIME. NO BAKING THE POTATO
NO HORIZONTAL HULA GLAZING THE DOUGHNUT GREASING THE LOAF PAN.
OR SQUAT JUMPING IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING WITHOUT REALLY SAYING IT.
AND THAT'S - >> LET ME REPHRASE NO TANGLING THE DOWNSTAIRS
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> NO ORDERING FRIES ANIMAL
STYLE FROM IN N OUT BURGER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> NO MAKING BACON, MAKING WHOOPEE, OR -- * MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOW
WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND *
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW - OKAY, YEAH
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TELL US THE FULL LIST OF WHAT'S NOT ALLOWED.
>> SURE THING. NO ROLLING IN THE HAY. NO DIGGING UP SAND CRABS
NO DIPPING THE CANDLE WICK SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY OPENING THE GATES OF MORDOR.
LETTING THE JOKER IN THE BAT CAVE DOING THE MONSTER MASH
RUMMAGING IN THE ROOT CELLAR SEARCHING FOR POCKET CHANGE. SHOCKING THE MONKEY.
SHRIMPING THE BARBIE SHUCKING THE OYSTER. SHELLACKING THE CANOE.
TESTING THE SUSPENSION BATTERING THE CORNDOG. GETTING BUSY
GETTING DOWN GETTING IT ON. GETTING SOME STRANGE
GETTING SOME STANK ON THE HANG DOWN DOING THE NASTY.
THE WILD THING OR DOING THE HOODY-HOO *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SORRY, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS WHAT IS ALLOWED?
>> WELL, HAND STUFF IS FINE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THANK YOU, RON [ LAUGHTER ]
RON HOBBS, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH ENJOY THE OLYMPICS
>> Steve: IN N OUT BURGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S NOT ALL
PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE OLYMPICS THERE'S A LOT OF MISINFORMATION
OUT THERE. SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO BREAK DOWN WHAT'S
FACT AND WHAT'S FICTION ABOUT THIS YEAR'S GAMES. FOR EXAMPLE, SIMONE BILES MAY
ATTEMPT A YURCHENKO DOUBLE-PIKE VAULT AND HALF-ON WITH TWO TWISTS
FICTION, THAT'S HER STARBUCKS ORDER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: TRUE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP. FACT, KARATE, SKATEBOARDING,
SPORT CLIMBING, AND SURFING ARE MAKING THEIR DEBUT FICTION, FRISBEE GOLF IS NEXT,
BRUH [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, FACT, THE GAMES
WILL HAVE NO SPECTATORS. FICTION, WHEN THEY HEARD, BADMINTON PLAYERS WERE LIKE,
"WAIT, YOU CAN HAVE SPECTATORS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S FICTION, THEY KNOW THAT SWITCHING GEARS, LASTS NIGHT, FOX NEWS AIRED A TEN SECOND
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT URGING VIEWERS TO GET THE VACCINE.
ALTHOUGH IT DIDN'T HELP WHEN THEY ENDED THE PSA BY SAYING, "JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS COULD
BE THE MICROCHIP TALKING." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TECH NEWS
I SAW THAT AMAZON -- AMAZON'S ALEXA JUST ROLLED OUT A MALE VOICE ASSISTANT AND HIS NAME IS
ZIGGY. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, JEFF BEZOS IS
THINKING, "I GO TO SPACE FOR 11 MINUTES AND YOU NAME THE VOICE ZIGGY?
WHAT'S GOING ON? [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I HEARD THAT TWITTER
IS TESTING A NEW FEATURE THAT LETS USERS UPVOTE AND DOWN VOTE TWEETS
IT'S GREAT IT'S LIKE EXECUTIVES LOOKED AT TWITTER AND THOUGHT, "HOW CAN
WE MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN MORE TOXIC? [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOUR GRANDMA'S 90th BIRTHDAY? EH [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, THANKS." WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. I READ MUFFINS SOLD AT WALMART
AND 7-11 HAVE BEEN RECALLED OVER CONCERNS ABOUT LISTERIA WALMART APOLOGIZED WHILE 7-11
JUST SLAPPED ON A STICKER THAT SAID "LISTERIA FLAVORED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"I'LL TAKE TWO OF THOSE. AND FINALLY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL.
TEENAGERS IN NEW JERSEY WERE CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY ON ONE OF THOSE SLINGSHOT RIDES AT AN
AMUSEMENT PARK, WHEN SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENED. WATCH THIS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> BYE
[ SCREAMING [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT THAT GIRL WILL NOW GO THROUGH
HER LIFE WITH A PHOBIA OF NOT JUST RIDES, BUT BIRTHDAYS IN GENERAL, I MEAN --
THAT'S ONE OF THE SCARIEST THINGS - CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?
THAT'S INSANE. [ SCREAMING OH MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] AFTERWARD, HER FRIEND WAS LIKE "YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING
TO BUY THE PHOTO FROM THAT RIDE." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT, EVERYBODY, AFTER THE OLYMPICS OPENING
CEREMONY WE HAVE A GIANT SHOW MATT DAMON AND JASON SUDEIKIS
WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT A MUSICAL
PERFORMANCE FROM CAMILA CABELLO >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: AND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING REALLY FUN WITH BTS. AND AN ALL NEW THANK YOU NOTES
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT SO, TUNE IN AND SET YOUR DVRs
FOR THAT BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JOLT" AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW
KATE BECKINSALE IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE KATE BECKINSALE
PLUS, FROM THE APPLE TV PLUS SHOW "SCHMIGADOON!", FRED ARMISEN IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE FRED ARMISEN. AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM
LEON BRIDGES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, WE SHOULD DO THIS
YEAH GUYS, A QUICK REMINDER ABOUT THIS YEAR'S FALLON SUMMER READS
BOOK CONTEST WINNER. "THE PLOT" IS THE WINNER OF OUR BOOK CLUB --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. DID YOU GET IT YET
OKAY WELL, YOU HAVE A DAY TO DO IT. WE'RE GOING TO DO IT -
I STARTED READING LAST NIGHT IT'S GOOD. >> Steve: I'M GOING TO GET IT.
>> Jimmy: BUT I -- I WANT YOU GUYS TO READ IT TOO. THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING TO
WORK OUR BOOK CLUB IS -- I HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK YET.
>> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGTHER ] >> Jimmy: WE VOTED ON WHAT BOOK
WE LIKE AND AND THIS IS THE BOOK THAT WE LIKE. AND THEN WE'RE ALL GOING TO
READ TOGETHER. AND I'M GOING TO BE UPDATING ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM.
TO FOLLOW, USE THE HASHTAG #FALLONSUMMERREADS AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT "THE
PLOT." DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PLOT OF "THE PLOT" IS?
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. SUSPENSE [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, NO, I MEAN, THE BOOK IS A SUSPENSE NOT HERE, YEAH
JAKE IS AN ENGLISH TEACHER >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: TEACHING A CLASS ON
HOW TO WRITE A BOOK. ONE STUDENT HAS A GREAT STORY. THEN DIES.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO, WHAT DOES THE TEACHER DO
THE TEACHER TAKES THE STORY AND PRETENDS LIKE IT'S HIS AND HE GETS FAMOUS FROM IT
UNTIL ONE DAY -- >> Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: HE RECEIVES AN EMAIL
>> Steve: FROM WHO >> Jimmy: SUBJECT -- >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: "YOU ARE A THIEF." [ AUDIENCE OOHs *
>> Steve: OOH. "THE PLOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ANYWAYS, IT'S A SUMMER OF READING. HERE IT IS
IT'S SO FUN. ENJOY THIS "THE PLOT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO START READING IT. YOU SHOULD START READING IT
TOO. THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD STUFF HAPPENING THIS SUMMER.
I'M READING, I'M GETTING TO THAT THERE'S GOOD TV.
I'M WATCHING MY "BELOW DECK MED. IS IT MED?
YEAH, CAPTAIN SANDY IS THE GREATEST I'M WATCHING -- "BIG BROTHER"
IS GOOD. RIGHT, IT IS GOOD. THERE'S SO MANY GOOD --
DOCUMENTARIES OUT THERE. QUEST'S "SUMMER SOUL" IS AVAILABLE.
THAT'S OUT RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN OF RIHANNA'S SHOW SO, I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS.
IT'S A NEW SHOW ON FOX THEY'RE DEVELOPING CALLED "MOUSETRA,P" AND IT'S BASED ON THE HASBRO
GAME, MOUSETRAP. YEAH, I GOT TO BE -- I'M HAVING A HARD TIME
IMAGINING IT BECAUSE - [ LAUGHTER ] TV SHOW BASED ON A BOARD GAME.
I MEAN -- I'M SERIOUS. I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IT SEEMS LIKE A HUGE RISK. I MEAN, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS OPERATION, YOU KNOW?
WHO'S THE MASTERMIND YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN GUESS WHO WOULD DO THIS.
SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S A A TRIVIAL PURSUIT. LIKE -- COMPLETE BALDERDASH.
YOU KNOW -- IT REALLY DOES BOGGLE MY MIND BECAUSE I'M NOT CONVINCED IT'S UP TO PAR,
CHEESY AS THAT MIGHT SOUND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THIS COULD GET ME IN
TROUBLE BECAUSE IT'S TABOO TO SAY. BUT THE PREMISE JUST DOESN'T
CONNECT FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] AND IF SOMEONE ASKED ME TO BE
ON THE SHOW, I'D SAY "EW, NO," BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING ABOUT BOARD GAMES SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, STICK AROUND I'M PLAYING BOX OF LIES WITH KATE BECKINSALE WHEN WE COME
BACK COME ON BACK >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JOLT," AVAILABLE ON PRIME
VIDEO TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, KATE BECKINSALE.
* >> Jimmy: COME ON.
MUAH, MUAH KATE BECKINSALE. WELCOME, WELCOME
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND NOW, WE'RE GOING TO FACE
OFF IN A GAME CALLED "BOX OF LIES."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * BOX BOX OF LIES
BOX OF LIE BOT OF LIES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE NINE MYSTERY BOXES CONTAINING OBJECTS NO ONE HAS
EVER SEEN BEFORE ON YOUR TURN, YOU PICK A BOX, AND TAKE OUT THE OBJECT AND
DESCRIBE IT TO YOUR OPPONENT AND THEN, THEY HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU'RE LYING OR TELLING THE
TRUTH. I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK AT YOU BECAUSE --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE ROUNDS
KATE, YOU PICK THE FIRST BOX >> OKAY. ANY SUGGESTION AT ALL?
[ AUDIENCE YELLING ] FIVE IT IS I HAVE NOT PLAYED THIS GAME
BEFORE WHAT DO I DO NOW >> Jimmy: NOW YOU OPEN THE BOX
AND THEN PUT IT OFF TO THE SIDE ON THIS SIDE YEAH, AND I WON'T LOOK OR
LISTEN I'LL MAKE NOISE. QUEST, CAN YOU GIVE US SOME
DRUMS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING. *
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE PART OF
THE LIE OR THE TRUTH >> I CAN SMELL IT. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S THE HINT. >> CAN I GO OVER AND SMELL IT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE [ LAUGHTER ] >> AM I ABLE TO DECONSTRUCT IT
I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT MIGHT BE AN ENGLISH THING BUT -- WHAT IS THAT
OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M SUCKING AT THIS ALREADY >> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY.
IT'S A SMALL FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTAINING SOME CORN DOGS. >> Jimmy: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] SMALL, FLORAL ARRANGEMENT OF CORN DOGS.
THAT SOUNDS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD TO ME THAT'S VERY -- IT'S AMERICAN
CORN DOGS. I CAN'T SMELL THEM FROM HERE I FEEL LIKE I WOULD SMELL A HOT
DOG. >> I MEAN, IT COULD BE A BLUFF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: BUT IT'S NOT BOX OF BLUFFS IT'S BOX OF LIES
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT
SMALL FLORAL ARRANGEMENT OF CORN DOGS. KATE BECKINSALE, WOULD YOU LIE
TO ME? I WILL SAY THAT IT IS A -- I THINK IT'S THE TRUTH
>> I THINK IT IS, BUT I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A CORN DOG BEFORE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOLD ON A SECOND.
YES! >> YEAH, IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: I GOT IT YOU'RE SMELLING -- I SEE NOW, I
GET IT, YES. SO, I GOT THAT ONE YOU COULD PUT THAT AWAY, BUT
YEAH >> SMELLED LIKE A DOUGHNUT, SO I WAS THROWN OFF FOR A SECOND.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S DEFINITELY COOL, OH YES >> OKAY, GOOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE SHOULD I PICK? [ AUDIENCE YELLING ]
KATE, YOU CAN SIT BACK THERE NOW, IF YOU WANT TO. SOMEONE WAS VERY ADAMANT ON
SIX. NO WHY?
[ LAUGHTER ] NO >> SO IT'S A LIGHT OBJECT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MY ACTING [ HUMMING
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY OKAY
IT'S INTERESTING >> HEY, WHAT YOU GOT >> Jimmy: WELL, ANOTHER THING
THAT YOU COULD SMELL AS WELL I COULD SMELL IT ALREADY >> YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE
YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE. I COULD SEE YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL ALREADY >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WANTING TO
>> Jimmy: IT'S A NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM WITH A CARTRIDGE THAT'S MADE OUT OF
A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT FUNNY
IT'S NOT FUNNY TO LAUGH AT EVERYTHING SOMETIMES THINGS ARE SERIOUS
>> I THOUGHT THIS IS A -- YOU WOULD HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE YOU COME UP WITH THAT BECAUSE
YOU'VE SEEN THAT >> Jimmy: IN MY HOUSE? YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE THAT IN
MY HOUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A NINTENDO
ENTERTAINMENT -- WITH A GRILLED CHEESE WITH IT >> THAT SEEMS SO ON BRAND FOR
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS ON BRAND
AM I TELLING THE TRUTH OR TELLING A LIE? >> IT'S ONLY A LIE
>> Jimmy: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. >> NO.
[ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. THE AUDIENCE HELPED ME OUT
YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. THEY KIND OF HELPED ME WITH THAT
I LOVE THAT, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW -- IT'S TOUGH TO LIE TO YOU
YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THIS ONE
I'M HEARING TWO. [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] *
[ LAUGHTER ] IN MY BOX WAS SOMETHING VERY SWEET.
IT IS LITTLE DOLLS, WITH OLYMPIC MEDALS MADE OUT OF FROSTED MINI WHEATS.
WHICH MAY BE AMERICAN. >> IS IT SPECIFICALLY A WHEAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I COULD TRY IT AFTER THIS. I DON'T HAVE AN ALLERGY, BUT I
DO KNOW A FROSTED MINI WHEAT WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU DO?
OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: YES. A WEETABIX
>> OH, GOT IT. OKAY >> Jimmy: BUT AMERICAN VERSION,
AND FROSTED ON ONE SIDE. >> I SEE AND THEN, YOU SAY GOLD METALS,
YOU SAY. >> Jimmy: NO, ALL THREE. REPRESENTING ALL THREE
>> OH, REALLY? >> Jimmy: FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD.
>> OKAY. AND DO THEY HAVE DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OR ALL THE
SAME >> Jimmy: THEY FAIRLY FACES. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE SOMETHING, BUT THEY'RE MADE OUT OF WHEAT
[ LAUGHTER ] LITTLE SQUARES OF WHEAT. >> OH, THE DOLLS ARE MADE OF
WHEAT. >> Jimmy: SQUARES OF WHEAT YES.
>> WEARING MEDALS. >> Jimmy: LITTLE TINY METALS >> IN A RECEPTACLE OF ANY KIND
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ON A PODIUM. >> A PODIUM? >> Jimmy: AN OLYMPIC PODIUM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY'RE NOT, YOU'RE LYING >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> I THINK YOU'RE LYING. I DON'T THINK THERE'S SUCH A A THING IN THE WORLD AS A MINI
WHEAT DOLL WEARING A MEDAL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE CORRECT.
[ DING ] [ CHEERS ] *
YOU DON'T KNOW MINI WHEATS >> I DON'T I'M NOT GREAT AT AMERICAN
BREAKFAST CEREAL >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, COME ON WE HAVE TO GET YOU FROSTED MINI
WHEATS WE HAVE TO TRY AMERICAN CEREAL >> THERE COULD BE NO TURNING
BACK >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE THE
WIN TO KATE BECKINSALE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ]
COME ON. THE GREATEST I'M TALKING TO KATE MORE AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST STARS
IN THE ACTION-PACKED NEW MOVIE, "JOLT," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW
PLEASE WELCOME KATE BECKINSALE
*
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BOX OF LIES WITH ME AS WELL. I APPRECIATE IT.
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY -- I'VE BROUGHT THIS UP EVERY TIME
YOU'RE ON -- BEEN ON THE SHOW. BUT I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIALS.
ON INSTAGRAM AND EVERYTHING, YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW. >> OH, THANKS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALL WAYS FUN AND FUNNY. AND I GOT TO SAY YOUR CAT,
CLIVE? >> CLIVE IS, YEAH. >> Jimmy: READY TO SEE THE
CUTEST CAT EVER? AND CLIVE WEARS OUTFITS AND STUFF.
>> HE LOVES AN OUTFIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S CLIVE RIGHT HERE
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND THIS -- CLIVE JUST GOING FOR A --
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW, DID CLIVE DRESS HIMSELF OR DID -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO. HE DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF BUT
HE'S UP FOR IT SO HE WILL PUT HIS LITTLE ARMS UP
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] YOU KNOW -- BECAUSE THAT'S A A BABY'S ONESIE THAT I CUT A
A HOLE IN FOR HIS TAIL, SO HE'S -- IT'S LIKE -- IT'S QUITE HARD PUTTING A BABY IN THOSE
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS GOSH, HE'S JUST A STAR >> HE REALLY IS.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, PEOPLE FREAK OUT. THEY LOVE HIM.
>> OH, GOD, YEAH THEY'RE MUCH MORE EXCITED TO MEET HIM THAN ME NOW A DAYS.
>> Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU ALSO DID AN AMAZING THING
DURING QUARANTINE WHEN WE WERE ALL STUCK INSIDE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REMADE
SHOT-FOR-SHOT FREDDY MERCURY AND QUEEN, "I WANT TO BREAK FREE" VIDEO.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU THAT --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, IT'S UNCANNY, ISN'T IT
>> Jimmy: IT'S UNCANNY BUT I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS AGAIN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
>> WHY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I LOVE THAT
YOU DID IT, IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT
>> I GOT THOSE SORT OF FRIENDS AS I CALLED EVERYONE UP AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE ALL STUCK IN
OUR HOUSES ANYONE FANCY DRESSING UP AS THESE --
WITHIN 30 SECONDS, THEY'VE BEEN ON AMAZON ORDERING THEIR WIGS, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> GOOD TO HAVE A LOT OF GAY FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN. AND I HAPPEN TO LOOK BOMB IN
FACIAL HAIR, SO IT WAS A NICE OPPORTUNITY TO - >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, YOU DO LOOK
BEAUTIFUL WITH FACIAL HAIR I WILL SAY, YEAH >> IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT
I LOOK BETTER IN A BEARD THAN JUST A MUSTACHE AND A BEARD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- WE FOUND A
A PHOTO OF YOU IN A BEARD. >> OH, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU DO LOOK PRETTY
GREAT IN A BEARD >> DO YOU FEEL STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO ME?
MORE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S -
HONESTLY - >> THAT'S BEST I'VE EVER LOOKED
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU -- YOU DO LOOK - >> I LOOK AMAZING IN A BEARD
I LOOK BETTER WITH A BEARD THAN WITHOUT A BEARD. >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, IT'S
INTERESTING BECAUSE WE DO HAVE A -- WE DO HAVE A MUSTACHE - >> OH, AMAZING
FOR ME >> Jimmy: JUST LYING AROUND. I WAS THINKING, MAYBE IF --
JUST WANT TO TRY IT ON WE COULD SEE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OKAY. I'M NOT AS GOOD IN JUST A MUSTACHE
>> Jimmy: WE'LL JUDGE. * >> IS IT WRONG FOR ME?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S CHEEKY. >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT.
>> IT'S CHEEKY, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE IT, YEAH DO YOU WANT TO TRY A -
>> OH, YOU GOT A BEARD AS WELL YEAH, LET'S DO THE LOOK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS WHEN YOU SEE ME REALLY COME INTO MY SEXUAL ELEMENT HERE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS KATE BECKINSALE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TO BE HONEST - >> IT'S A GAME CHANGER, ISN'T
IT >> Jimmy: YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING IN A BEARD
YOU'VE BEEN REALLY -- WOW, YOU BEAUTIFULLY ROCK A BEARD IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "JOLT." >> WITH A BEARD ON
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MIGHT AS WELL. >> OH, YOU'RE DOING ONE TOO? >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE WE'LL
JUST DO THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, I LOOK LIKE -- I LOOK --
I LOOK LIKE TROUBLE. >> YOU DO LOOK A BIT YOU'VE BEEN -
>> Jimmy: GET IN HERE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
REALLY SCARY, RIGHT? I LOOK FRIGHTENING >> MINE PANICKED AND CAME OFF
OF ONE SIDE WHEN YOU DID THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OR MAYBE THIS WILL
CALM THINGS DOWN >> VERY PUBIC. OH, NO, YOU GOT YOUR THING
STUCK. >> Jimmy: VERY PUBIC WHAT DO YOU MEAN
>> IT IS QUITE PUBIC, BUT JUST GO UNDER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT PUBIC >> THAT'S INCREDIBLY PUBIC >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT
INCREDIBLY - [ LAUGHTER ] NOW IT'S -
>> NOW IT'S VERY - >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S VERY PUBIC. YEAH, I DON'T -- WAIT A SECOND
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YES OH, YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THIS FOR US >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT --
LET'S TALK ABOUT "JOLT" BECAUSE -- >> DO YOU HAVE A COGNAC AND SIT
IN A LIBRARY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE SHOULD, RIGHT?
>> I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU SPIN IT?
YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- LET'S TALK
ABOUT "JOLT. THIS IS -- BY THE WAY, IT'S ACTION, IT IS SUSPENSEFUL.
I LOVE THIS, BUT I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU GET TO BE FUNNY AS WELL
>> ME TOO. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS MOVIE. IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WITH
A -- CAN YOU CONCENTRATE OR NOT REALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH -- NO
THIS -- I THINK THIS, BY THE WAY, THE BEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
I'M ACTUALLY -- WE'RE UP FOR AN EMMY AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS EXACTLY WHY. >> I DO.
I DO ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO LIST ONES I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS
MOVIE, WHICH SOMETIMES ONE IS ON THESE THINGS AND ONE IS LYING.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I -- AND I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THIS MOVIE. IT'S FUN
>> I LOVE THIS MOVIE IT'S REALLY FUN. AND SHE'S GOT -- SHE'S GOT A
A RAGE CONTROL PROBLEM SO SHE -- YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S LISTENING TO ME.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, THEY ARE SHE HAS A RAGE CONTROL PROBLEM >> SHE HAS A RAGE CONTROL
PROBLEM AND SO WHEN SHE -- GETS SEES A THING OR GETS INTO A SITUATION WHERE SHE FEELS
ANGRY, WHERE YOU OR I WOULD GET A MIGRAINE OR HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, SHE ATTACKS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE JUST ATTACKS PEOPLE
>> YEAH, SHE ATTACKS AND SO SHE HAS A KIND OF A VEST THAT ELECTRICALLY SHOCKS HER
WHEN SHE PRESSES A BUTTON. LIKE WHEN YOU SNAP A BAND ON YOUR -
>> Jimmy: YES, SO YOU GET A JOLT >> YOU ALL READY REMINDED ME OF
SOMEONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT JUST WORKS.
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN JUST -- JUST THE STASH WAS JUST SCARY. >> NO, IT ISN'T THERE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FRIGHTENING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS
GUY. >> ALSO, REALLY -- IT'S REALLY HAPPENED ON ONE SIDE AND NOT
THE OTHER. BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY SIDE THAT FLAPS
THE OTHER ONE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, THIS ONE'S COMPLETE MADE OF WAX [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S -- NO, I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MADAME TUSSAUD. [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU HAVE A MADAME TUSSAUD OF YOU? DO YOU HAVE A WAX FIGURE
>> NO, BUT I HAVE STOOD IN MADAME TUSSAUD'S VERY STILL, WHILE PEOPLE WERE GOING PAST
US I HAVE DONE THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ARE SO FUN >> IT WAS SO FUN >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T BELIEVE
I WOULD GO LIKE, "OH, I GOT THAT - >> I STOOD LIKE THAT AND THEN
SOMEONE CAME AND EXIT MOVED AND THEY PANICKED. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS GOOD. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ANOTHER BIT
WE GOT TO DO CEREALS AND WE HAVE TO GO TO THE WAX MUSEUM
ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S OUR FAVORITE,
KATE BECKINSALE IN "JOLT." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'RE ANGRY, RIGHT? >> I'M JUST DOING EVIDENCE >> BECAUSE I WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENED. >> THAT'S MY JOB >> UH-HUH.
HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU >> I FOUND YOU, DIDN'T I >> WHAT?
>> MY PARTNER WANTS TO BRING YOU IN FOR INTERFERING WITH AN INVESTIGATION AND ROBBERY AND
PROBABLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF BECAUSE SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY THOROUGH.
BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO COME IN ON YOUR OWN AND CLEAR UP THIS
MISUNDERSTANDING WITHOUT ALL THE, YOU KNOW, JAIL. SHE'S ON HER WAY UP NOW.
>> WHERE ARE YOU >> I'M PARKED OUT FRONT. >> SHE'S NOT GOING TO SHOOT ME,
IS SHE >> NO, OF COURSE NOT >> FREEZE.
[ GUNSHOTS ] >> THEN AGAIN SHE MIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THEN AGAIN, SHE
MIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KATE BECKINSALE, EVERYONE.
"JOLT" IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW FRED ARMISEN JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK, COME ON BACK. MORE "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY- AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE SHOW "SCHMIGADOON!" NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE
FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. HERE IS FRED ARMISEN *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DON'T - [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T HAVE - I DIDN'T HAVE GLUE DAMMIT
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU LEAN BACK, MAYBE? HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
>> IT'S PRETTY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M AT THE DENTIST
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AT THE DENTIST, RIGHT NOW >> YEAH, IT'S MY DENTIST'S
OFFICE, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHY COULDN'T YOU ZOOM ME FROM HOME
>> THIS IS THE APPOINTMENTS. THEY WERE JUST AT THE SAME TIME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE MUSTACHES AROUND
FRED, HOW ARE YOU DOING? I MISS YOU NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> I MISS YOU. HOW YOU BEEN HI
>> Jimmy: I'M FANTASTIC. HI, BUD. YEAH, I GOT THIS SILLY MUSTACHE
AND BEARD. IT'S -- THIS IS A FAKE, FRED >> IT IS
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS KIDDING.
I WAS DOING A JOKE FRED, HAVE YOU BEEN BACK TO 30 ROCK SINCE THE -- SINCE THE
PANDEMIC >> NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN BACK. IT'S BEE, YOU KNOW, OVER, LIKE,
A YEAR A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OR SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: WE MISS YOU, BUD DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST DAY IN 30 ROCK, OR FIRST TIME YOU
CAME INTO THE BUILDING >> FIRST TIME I EVER WENT TO 30 ROCK WAS TO SEE A DRESS
REHEARSAL OF "SNL" IN 1982 BECAUSE A CLASSMATE OF MINE, HER DAD WAS A CAMERAMAN ON
"SNL," AND THE CLASH WERE GOING TO BE ON SO, SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I KNOW
YOU LIKE THE CLASH WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE THEM? AND I DID.
IT WAS INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY YOU ENDED UP DOING -- I
REMEMBER YOU DID A SKETCH WITH THEM FOR SOMETHING, WHERE YOU WERE EATING RUBBISH OR
WHATEVER YOU WERE A CHARACTER - >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT FOR? THAT WAS -
>> THAT WAS FOR FUNNY OR DIE, AND THEY WERE PROMOTING, LIKE, THIS BOX SET OF THEIRS
AND I TOLD THEM THAT I WENT TO GO SEE THEM. I WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW, I WAS,
LIKE, BEING REALLY EARNEST LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY WENT TO SEE YOU GUYS
AT 'SNL,'" AND THEY KIND OF MADE FUN OF ME A LITTLE BIT. THEY DID A BIT WHERE THEY WERE
LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT FROM THEM. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THOUGH
THEY'RE ROCK STARS >> YEAH, RIGHT, YOU IN THE CROWD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE THE ONE CLAPPIN', RIGHT? IN THE AUDIENCE, I REMEMBER,
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD BIT.
DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST CAME FROM ITALY. YOU'RE SHOOTING WITH OUR PAL,
MOLLY SHANNON. HOW'S MOLLY SHANNON? >> YEAH.
OH, SHE'S GREAT. I FEEL LIKE MOLLY SHANNON IS SOMEONE WHO EVERYBODY LOVES.
YOU KNOW LIKE, I ALWAYS THINK LIKE, "OH," LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THAT'S
LIKE MY FRIEND." AND THEN IT TURNS OUT EVERYONE LOVES HER.
SO -- SHE'S VERY HYPNOTIZING LIKE, WHEN YOU TALK TO HER, SHE DRAWS YOU IN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE DOES DO THAT
YOU'RE LIKE, "I WAS THINKING THAT, TOO. YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE --
YOU'RE BACK DOING STAND UP, WHICH IS EXCITING. >> YES
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO SEE FRED.
CAN YOU SET UP -- WHAT CAN WE EXPECT IN A FRED ARMISEN STAND UP SPECIAL
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS THING WHERE I DO STRUMMING STYLES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
>> Jimmy: STRUMMING STYLES FROM AROUND THE WORLD >> THIS IS LIKE BASICALLY KIND
OF FOLK, KIND OF ROCK, BUT THIS, LIKE -- THIS IS HOW THEY STRUM A GUITAR IN AUSTRALIA.
SO THEY'RE VERY CONFIDENT. THEY'RE LIKE - *
* YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY * YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY SORT OF
LIKE - * FAST CORD CHANGES.
AND THEN CANADA'S A LITTLE -- CANADA'S LIKE A LITTLE WISPIER, AND LIKE A LITTLE MORE SORT OF
ELABORATE, LIKE -- * * DON'T YOU KNO
IT'S MY WINDOW AGAIN * [ LAUGHTER ] THAT KIND OF THING
THE USA IS -- YOU KNOW, THE STRUMMING STYLE IS VERY -- *
AND AMERICANS LIKE TO PRETEND LIKE THEY CAN'T HIT A NOTE WHEN THEY SING.
IT'S A - * DON'T YOU KNO IT'S A JAR AGAIN
I KNOW AGAIN TOMORROW * [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AGAIN. YOU KNOW
>> BRAZIL IS VERY CLOSE. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE MICROPHONE IS RIGHT ON THEM
SO IT'S LIKE - * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD *
[ LAUGHTER ] MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY
>> COLOMBIA IS VERY PERCUSSIVE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN ITALY, THEY LIKE TO DO SORT OF MID-TEMPO, A LITTLE
SLOWER AND THEY'RE LIKE SORT OF - *
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] IRELAND IS VERY -- IRELAND ONLY
LIKES TO DO ONE CHORD. JUST - *
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ SINGING GIBBERISH
* >> Jimmy: YEAH ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ SINGING GIBBERISH >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
* THAT'S IT. >> THAT'S SOME OF IT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IS IN A NUT SHELL WHAT WE HAVE TO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. FRED, CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON"?
THIS IS ON TV PLUS I LOVE THE PREMISE BASICALLY, IT'S
KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY, CECILY STRONG ARE A COUPLE THEY GET -- THEY GO FOR A HIKE
THEY'RE IN A FIGHT AND THEY END UP GETTING STUCK INTO A MAGICAL WORLD THAT IS
SET IN -- IT'S ALL MUSICALS. AND THEY HAVE TO FIND TRUE LOVE TO ESCAPE THIS MUSICAL WORLD
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT TO BE IN IT.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S FRED ARMISEN IN "SCHMIGADOON."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
TO BE INTERESTED IN MY RHUBARB
SQUARES. >> OH, I LOVE RHUBARB SQUARES. >> YOU DO?
ME, TOO! >> AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
>> WELL, THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT FOR EVERYBODY. >> I'LL TAKE TWO
>> WONDERFUL >> HERE. I'D HATE TO ENJOY IT ALONE
>> OH, THANK YOU >> EH, EH, EH, HOWARD. DON'T FORGET YOUR DIET
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GET YOUR FAT PANTS OUT FROM THE ATTIC AGAIN.
>> OH. SORRY, MILDRED >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FAT PANTS
>> Jimmy: THAT IS FRED ARMISEN, THE ONE AND ONLY OH, WE LOVE YOU, FRED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: NEW EPISODES OF "SCHMIGADOON" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LEON BRIDGES
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "STEAM" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "GOLD-DIGGERS SOUND," HERE'S
LEON BRIDGES
*
* SHOULDN'T COMPLAI BUT THIS FUNCTION'S DR
DON'T WANNA SMALL-TALK OR SOCIALIZE * * WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' TONIGH
ARE YOU ALONE BY YOURSEL WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' TONIGHT COME ON OVER *
* LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO
YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE
YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * COME GIVE ME LIFE
WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT * * COME GIVE ME LIFE
WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME IS A FIRE * *
* THIS BED I NEEDED I MISS THAT FACE I MISS YOUR SMIL
IN THE WILD THINGS YOU SAY * * WHAT ARE WE DOIN' TONIGHT TAKE A DIP
WHAT ARE WE DOIN' TONIGH COME ON OVER * * LET YOURSELF IN
YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME *
* LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO
YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY
BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT * * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY
BABY YOU AND M IS A FIRE YEAH * * TWO STE
SLID SLID ALL RIGHT *
* TWO STE SLID ON AND ON YEAH
LOVE ME LOVE ME YEAH * * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE STEA
YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * LET YOURSELF IN
YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME *
* COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT *
* COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME IS A FIRE *
* ON AND ON YEAH LOVE ME LOVE ME YEA YOU GOT THE STEA
YOU GOT THE STEAM YEAH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LEON BRIDGES CATCH HIM ON TOUR, STARTING IN SEPTEMBER.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS MATT DAMON WILL BE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JASON SUDEIKIS, BTS AND CAMILLA CABELLO WILL ALL BE
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO KATE BECKINSALE,
FRED ARMISEN, LEON BRIDGES, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE