1 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,580 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:20,687 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:24,391 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE BECKINSALE -- 4 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:28,661 FRED ARMISEN - MUSIC FROM LEON BRIDGES. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:35,368 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1495 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:41,608 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,410 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:43,410 --> 00:01:03,863 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,700 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:12,372 THAT'S A CROWD THAT IS A LIVE AUDIENCE RIGHT THERE! 11 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,975 OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU, PLEASE, WELCOME 12 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:21,448 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY! 13 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,950 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW!" THIS IS THE TYPE OF NEW YORK CITY SPIRIT YOU'RE 14 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:28,221 GOING TO GET - WELCOME, EVERYBODY I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 15 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,524 GUYS -- GUESS WHAT'S FINALLY HERE THE SUMMER OLYMPICS KICK OFF 16 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:37,731 TOMORROW THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:42,102 THE OFFICIAL MOTTO FOR THIS YEAR'S OLYMPICS IS "UNITED BY EMOTION. 18 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,105 YEAH, AND THE UNOFFICIAL MOTTO IS "AS OF RIGHT NOW, WE'RE STILL DOING IT." 19 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:51,978 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY AND ALL OF OUR BEST 20 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:56,649 ATHLETES HAVE ARRIVED IN TOKYO LEGENDS LIKE SIMONE BILES, KATY LEDECKY 21 00:01:56,649 --> 00:02:02,756 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN DURANT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:07,127 AND A DANCING HORSE NAMED BUTTERSCOTCH [ CHEERS ] 23 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,062 AND MEANWHILE, AS IF ALL THE COVID CONCERNS AROUND THE GAMES AREN'T BAD ENOUGH, A BEAR WAS 24 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:15,135 SPOTTED INSIDE THE SOFTBALL STADIUM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,072 -- AND IS STILL ON THE LOOSE WHAT AN OLYMPICS THIS IS GOING TO BE. 26 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,974 I MEAN, BETWEEN THE BEARS AND GETTING A DISEASE, IT'S LIKE WE SENT OUR ATHLETES TO A GAME OF 27 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:26,713 "OREGON TRAIL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT A GOOD SITUATION. 28 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,449 APPARENTLY, THE BEAR GOT REALLY AGITATED AFTER OFFICIALS MADE HIM SLEEP ON A CARDBOARD BED 29 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:35,221 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT OFFICIALS ARE WORKING HARD TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE STAYS 30 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:38,291 SAFE AND HEALTHY AT THIS YEAR'S GAMES. BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL 31 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:42,762 UNCLEAR ABOUT WHAT RULES THE ATHLETES HAVE TO FOLLOW IN OLYMPIC VILLAGE. 32 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:47,133 SO, HERE TO CLEAR IT UP IS OLYMPICS SPOKESMAN, RON HOBBS. RON -- 33 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:54,374 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RON, WHAT IS THE IOC'S OFFICIAL POLICY ON GETTING TOGETHER AND 34 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,544 SOCIALIZING IN PERSON? >> JIMMY, WE'D NEVER TELL THESE WORLD-CLASS COMPETITORS WHAT 35 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:01,648 THEY CAN OR CAN'T DO WE'RE SIMPLY DISCOURAGING PEOPLE FROM ENGAGING IN 36 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:07,587 UNNECESSARY PHYSICAL CONTACT >> Jimmy: RIGHT. MAYBE YOU COULD CLARIFY 37 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:12,726 "UNNECESSARY PHYSICAL CONTACT" >> SIMPLY PUT, NO HANKY-PANKY. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:16,196 NO TWO-PERSON PUSH UPS NO KNOCKING BOOTS. NO BOPPING, BOINKING, BUTTERING 39 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:21,267 THE BISCUITS, BOOM-BOOM, BOUNCY-BOUNCY, OR BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW 40 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,637 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 41 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,673 IS THAT -- IS THAT WHY THE BEDS ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD? >> ACTUALLY, THE BEDS ARE JUST 42 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,676 ABOUT SUSTAINABILITY AND RECYCLING. BUT, IF THEY HAPPEN TO 43 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:33,947 DISCOURAGE A GAME OF HUMAN TETRIS, SO BE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:38,184 BECAUSE THERE SHOULD BE NO GROWN UP NAP TIME. NO BAKING THE POTATO 45 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:42,088 NO HORIZONTAL HULA GLAZING THE DOUGHNUT GREASING THE LOAF PAN. 46 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,858 OR SQUAT JUMPING IN THE CUCUMBER PATCH [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:49,996 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I -- [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,765 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING WITHOUT REALLY SAYING IT. 49 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,701 AND THAT'S - >> LET ME REPHRASE NO TANGLING THE DOWNSTAIRS 50 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:58,104 CHRISTMAS LIGHTS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> NO ORDERING FRIES ANIMAL 51 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:06,846 STYLE FROM IN N OUT BURGER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 52 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:10,116 >> NO MAKING BACON, MAKING WHOOPEE, OR -- * MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOW 53 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:13,286 WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND * 54 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:16,456 [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW - OKAY, YEAH 55 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,526 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TELL US THE FULL LIST OF WHAT'S NOT ALLOWED. 56 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:23,563 >> SURE THING. NO ROLLING IN THE HAY. NO DIGGING UP SAND CRABS 57 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,400 NO DIPPING THE CANDLE WICK SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY OPENING THE GATES OF MORDOR. 58 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,071 LETTING THE JOKER IN THE BAT CAVE DOING THE MONSTER MASH 59 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,374 RUMMAGING IN THE ROOT CELLAR SEARCHING FOR POCKET CHANGE. SHOCKING THE MONKEY. 60 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,344 SHRIMPING THE BARBIE SHUCKING THE OYSTER. SHELLACKING THE CANOE. 61 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:41,281 TESTING THE SUSPENSION BATTERING THE CORNDOG. GETTING BUSY 62 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,783 GETTING DOWN GETTING IT ON. GETTING SOME STRANGE 63 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,953 GETTING SOME STANK ON THE HANG DOWN DOING THE NASTY. 64 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,658 THE WILD THING OR DOING THE HOODY-HOO * 65 00:04:51,658 --> 00:05:01,267 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SORRY, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS WHAT IS ALLOWED? 66 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:06,206 >> WELL, HAND STUFF IS FINE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THANK YOU, RON [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:11,644 RON HOBBS, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH ENJOY THE OLYMPICS 68 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:17,183 >> Steve: IN N OUT BURGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S NOT ALL 69 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,186 PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE OLYMPICS THERE'S A LOT OF MISINFORMATION 70 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,255 OUT THERE. SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO BREAK DOWN WHAT'S 71 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,859 FACT AND WHAT'S FICTION ABOUT THIS YEAR'S GAMES. FOR EXAMPLE, SIMONE BILES MAY 72 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:32,065 ATTEMPT A YURCHENKO DOUBLE-PIKE VAULT AND HALF-ON WITH TWO TWISTS 73 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:36,569 FICTION, THAT'S HER STARBUCKS ORDER. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,905 >> Steve: TRUE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP. FACT, KARATE, SKATEBOARDING, 75 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:43,943 SPORT CLIMBING, AND SURFING ARE MAKING THEIR DEBUT FICTION, FRISBEE GOLF IS NEXT, 76 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:48,615 BRUH [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, FACT, THE GAMES 77 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:52,419 WILL HAVE NO SPECTATORS. FICTION, WHEN THEY HEARD, BADMINTON PLAYERS WERE LIKE, 78 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:58,558 "WAIT, YOU CAN HAVE SPECTATORS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,660 THAT'S FICTION, THEY KNOW THAT SWITCHING GEARS, LASTS NIGHT, FOX NEWS AIRED A TEN SECOND 80 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:08,268 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT URGING VIEWERS TO GET THE VACCINE. 81 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,136 ALTHOUGH IT DIDN'T HELP WHEN THEY ENDED THE PSA BY SAYING, "JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS COULD 82 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:21,948 BE THE MICROCHIP TALKING." [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TECH NEWS 83 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,883 I SAW THAT AMAZON -- AMAZON'S ALEXA JUST ROLLED OUT A MALE VOICE ASSISTANT AND HIS NAME IS 84 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:30,090 ZIGGY. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, JEFF BEZOS IS 85 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:34,094 THINKING, "I GO TO SPACE FOR 11 MINUTES AND YOU NAME THE VOICE ZIGGY? 86 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,796 WHAT'S GOING ON? [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I HEARD THAT TWITTER 87 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:41,935 IS TESTING A NEW FEATURE THAT LETS USERS UPVOTE AND DOWN VOTE TWEETS 88 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,637 IT'S GREAT IT'S LIKE EXECUTIVES LOOKED AT TWITTER AND THOUGHT, "HOW CAN 89 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:49,075 WE MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN MORE TOXIC? [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,445 "YOUR GRANDMA'S 90th BIRTHDAY? EH [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,882 NO, THANKS." WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. I READ MUFFINS SOLD AT WALMART 92 00:06:55,882 --> 00:07:03,690 AND 7-11 HAVE BEEN RECALLED OVER CONCERNS ABOUT LISTERIA WALMART APOLOGIZED WHILE 7-11 93 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:11,364 JUST SLAPPED ON A STICKER THAT SAID "LISTERIA FLAVORED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:17,704 "I'LL TAKE TWO OF THOSE. AND FINALLY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 95 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,606 TEENAGERS IN NEW JERSEY WERE CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY ON ONE OF THOSE SLINGSHOT RIDES AT AN 96 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:24,844 AMUSEMENT PARK, WHEN SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENED. WATCH THIS 97 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:24,878 UNEXPECTED HAPPENED. WATCH THIS 98 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,483 HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> BYE 99 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:38,892 [ SCREAMING [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:51,071 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT THAT GIRL WILL NOW GO THROUGH 101 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:55,508 HER LIFE WITH A PHOBIA OF NOT JUST RIDES, BUT BIRTHDAYS IN GENERAL, I MEAN -- 102 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,911 THAT'S ONE OF THE SCARIEST THINGS - CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? 103 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:02,515 THAT'S INSANE. [ SCREAMING OH MY GOD! 104 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:08,855 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTERWARD, HER FRIEND WAS LIKE "YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING 105 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:12,225 TO BUY THE PHOTO FROM THAT RIDE." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 106 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,060 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 107 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:33,213 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,948 >> Jimmy: AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT, EVERYBODY, AFTER THE OLYMPICS OPENING 109 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:39,185 CEREMONY WE HAVE A GIANT SHOW MATT DAMON AND JASON SUDEIKIS 110 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:44,257 WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT A MUSICAL 111 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,861 PERFORMANCE FROM CAMILA CABELLO >> Steve: OH 112 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:52,132 >> Jimmy: AND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING REALLY FUN WITH BTS. AND AN ALL NEW THANK YOU NOTES 113 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:55,969 THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT SO, TUNE IN AND SET YOUR DVRs 114 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,705 FOR THAT BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 115 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:02,642 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JOLT" AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW 116 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:09,616 KATE BECKINSALE IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE KATE BECKINSALE 117 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:14,120 PLUS, FROM THE APPLE TV PLUS SHOW "SCHMIGADOON!", FRED ARMISEN IS JOINING US 118 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:19,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE FRED ARMISEN. AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM 119 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:29,736 LEON BRIDGES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, WE SHOULD DO THIS 120 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,604 YEAH GUYS, A QUICK REMINDER ABOUT THIS YEAR'S FALLON SUMMER READS 121 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:36,409 BOOK CONTEST WINNER. "THE PLOT" IS THE WINNER OF OUR BOOK CLUB -- 122 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:43,950 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. DID YOU GET IT YET 123 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,787 OKAY WELL, YOU HAVE A DAY TO DO IT. WE'RE GOING TO DO IT - 124 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:52,158 I STARTED READING LAST NIGHT IT'S GOOD. >> Steve: I'M GOING TO GET IT. 125 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,661 >> Jimmy: BUT I -- I WANT YOU GUYS TO READ IT TOO. THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING TO 126 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,329 WORK OUR BOOK CLUB IS -- I HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK YET. 127 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,264 >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGTHER ] >> Jimmy: WE VOTED ON WHAT BOOK 128 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,033 WE LIKE AND AND THIS IS THE BOOK THAT WE LIKE. AND THEN WE'RE ALL GOING TO 129 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,636 READ TOGETHER. AND I'M GOING TO BE UPDATING ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM. 130 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:07,207 TO FOLLOW, USE THE HASHTAG #FALLONSUMMERREADS AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT "THE 131 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,510 PLOT." DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PLOT OF "THE PLOT" IS? 132 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:16,683 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. SUSPENSE [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,854 NO, NO, I MEAN, THE BOOK IS A SUSPENSE NOT HERE, YEAH 134 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:24,190 JAKE IS AN ENGLISH TEACHER >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: TEACHING A CLASS ON 135 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:28,828 HOW TO WRITE A BOOK. ONE STUDENT HAS A GREAT STORY. THEN DIES. 136 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,999 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO, WHAT DOES THE TEACHER DO 137 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:40,640 THE TEACHER TAKES THE STORY AND PRETENDS LIKE IT'S HIS AND HE GETS FAMOUS FROM IT 138 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,810 UNTIL ONE DAY -- >> Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: HE RECEIVES AN EMAIL 139 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,180 >> Steve: FROM WHO >> Jimmy: SUBJECT -- >> Steve: WHAT 140 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:52,652 >> Jimmy: "YOU ARE A THIEF." [ AUDIENCE OOHs * 141 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,288 >> Steve: OOH. "THE PLOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 142 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,024 ANYWAYS, IT'S A SUMMER OF READING. HERE IT IS 143 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,193 IT'S SO FUN. ENJOY THIS "THE PLOT. 144 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO START READING IT. YOU SHOULD START READING IT 145 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:06,766 TOO. THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD STUFF HAPPENING THIS SUMMER. 146 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,269 I'M READING, I'M GETTING TO THAT THERE'S GOOD TV. 147 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:13,873 I'M WATCHING MY "BELOW DECK MED. IS IT MED? 148 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,643 YEAH, CAPTAIN SANDY IS THE GREATEST I'M WATCHING -- "BIG BROTHER" 149 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:21,581 IS GOOD. RIGHT, IT IS GOOD. THERE'S SO MANY GOOD -- 150 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:25,118 DOCUMENTARIES OUT THERE. QUEST'S "SUMMER SOUL" IS AVAILABLE. 151 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:31,124 THAT'S OUT RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 152 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,962 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN OF RIHANNA'S SHOW SO, I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS. 153 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:39,332 IT'S A NEW SHOW ON FOX THEY'RE DEVELOPING CALLED "MOUSETRA,P" AND IT'S BASED ON THE HASBRO 154 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:44,270 GAME, MOUSETRAP. YEAH, I GOT TO BE -- I'M HAVING A HARD TIME 155 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:48,742 IMAGINING IT BECAUSE - [ LAUGHTER ] TV SHOW BASED ON A BOARD GAME. 156 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:53,980 I MEAN -- I'M SERIOUS. I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE. 157 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:58,685 IT SEEMS LIKE A HUGE RISK. I MEAN, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS OPERATION, YOU KNOW? 158 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:03,289 WHO'S THE MASTERMIND YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN GUESS WHO WOULD DO THIS. 159 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:10,063 SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S A A TRIVIAL PURSUIT. LIKE -- COMPLETE BALDERDASH. 160 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,798 YOU KNOW -- IT REALLY DOES BOGGLE MY MIND BECAUSE I'M NOT CONVINCED IT'S UP TO PAR, 161 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:25,912 CHEESY AS THAT MIGHT SOUND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THIS COULD GET ME IN 162 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,882 TROUBLE BECAUSE IT'S TABOO TO SAY. BUT THE PREMISE JUST DOESN'T 163 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:33,386 CONNECT FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] AND IF SOMEONE ASKED ME TO BE 164 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:39,659 ON THE SHOW, I'D SAY "EW, NO," BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:44,597 ANYTHING ABOUT BOARD GAMES SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 166 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,766 GUYS, STICK AROUND I'M PLAYING BOX OF LIES WITH KATE BECKINSALE WHEN WE COME 167 00:12:46,766 --> 00:13:08,221 BACK COME ON BACK >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 168 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,725 TONIGHT SHOW." SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JOLT," AVAILABLE ON PRIME 169 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:19,099 VIDEO TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, KATE BECKINSALE. 170 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:19,132 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, KATE BECKINSALE. 171 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:29,209 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. 172 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:35,115 MUAH, MUAH KATE BECKINSALE. WELCOME, WELCOME 173 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:39,185 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND NOW, WE'RE GOING TO FACE 174 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:43,723 OFF IN A GAME CALLED "BOX OF LIES." 175 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,460 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * BOX BOX OF LIES 176 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,630 BOX OF LIE BOT OF LIES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,099 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE HAVE NINE MYSTERY BOXES CONTAINING OBJECTS NO ONE HAS 178 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:57,671 EVER SEEN BEFORE ON YOUR TURN, YOU PICK A BOX, AND TAKE OUT THE OBJECT AND 179 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,241 DESCRIBE IT TO YOUR OPPONENT AND THEN, THEY HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU'RE LYING OR TELLING THE 180 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,844 TRUTH. I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK AT YOU BECAUSE -- 181 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,147 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE ROUNDS 182 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:11,184 KATE, YOU PICK THE FIRST BOX >> OKAY. ANY SUGGESTION AT ALL? 183 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:17,857 [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] FIVE IT IS I HAVE NOT PLAYED THIS GAME 184 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,428 BEFORE WHAT DO I DO NOW >> Jimmy: NOW YOU OPEN THE BOX 185 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:26,266 AND THEN PUT IT OFF TO THE SIDE ON THIS SIDE YEAH, AND I WON'T LOOK OR 186 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,234 LISTEN I'LL MAKE NOISE. QUEST, CAN YOU GIVE US SOME 187 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:35,909 DRUMS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING. * 188 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:39,713 ALL RIGHT, PERFECT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT 189 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,681 THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE PART OF 190 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:45,418 THE LIE OR THE TRUTH >> I CAN SMELL IT. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 191 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,355 >> Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S THE HINT. >> CAN I GO OVER AND SMELL IT? 192 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:55,562 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE [ LAUGHTER ] >> AM I ABLE TO DECONSTRUCT IT 193 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,865 I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,468 IT MIGHT BE AN ENGLISH THING BUT -- WHAT IS THAT 195 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:06,606 OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 196 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:11,211 >> I'M SUCKING AT THIS ALREADY >> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. 197 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:20,286 IT'S A SMALL FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTAINING SOME CORN DOGS. >> Jimmy: OKAY 198 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:25,625 [ LAUGHTER ] SMALL, FLORAL ARRANGEMENT OF CORN DOGS. 199 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:31,197 THAT SOUNDS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD TO ME THAT'S VERY -- IT'S AMERICAN 200 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:36,336 CORN DOGS. I CAN'T SMELL THEM FROM HERE I FEEL LIKE I WOULD SMELL A HOT 201 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:40,707 DOG. >> I MEAN, IT COULD BE A BLUFF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 202 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,877 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S NOT BOX OF BLUFFS IT'S BOX OF LIES 203 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:47,814 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT 204 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,216 SMALL FLORAL ARRANGEMENT OF CORN DOGS. KATE BECKINSALE, WOULD YOU LIE 205 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:58,958 TO ME? I WILL SAY THAT IT IS A -- I THINK IT'S THE TRUTH 206 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,928 >> I THINK IT IS, BUT I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A CORN DOG BEFORE 207 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,632 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOLD ON A SECOND. 208 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,468 YES! >> YEAH, IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 209 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,506 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: I GOT IT YOU'RE SMELLING -- I SEE NOW, I 210 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,676 GET IT, YES. SO, I GOT THAT ONE YOU COULD PUT THAT AWAY, BUT 211 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,846 YEAH >> SMELLED LIKE A DOUGHNUT, SO I WAS THROWN OFF FOR A SECOND. 212 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:24,551 >> Jimmy: THAT'S DEFINITELY COOL, OH YES >> OKAY, GOOD. 213 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,487 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE SHOULD I PICK? [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 214 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,358 KATE, YOU CAN SIT BACK THERE NOW, IF YOU WANT TO. SOMEONE WAS VERY ADAMANT ON 215 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,695 SIX. NO WHY? 216 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:43,470 [ LAUGHTER ] NO >> SO IT'S A LIGHT OBJECT. 217 00:16:43,470 --> 00:17:02,255 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MY ACTING [ HUMMING 218 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,891 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY OKAY 219 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,261 IT'S INTERESTING >> HEY, WHAT YOU GOT >> Jimmy: WELL, ANOTHER THING 220 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:14,834 THAT YOU COULD SMELL AS WELL I COULD SMELL IT ALREADY >> YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE 221 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,570 YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE. I COULD SEE YOU'RE COOKING UP A LIE. 222 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:23,810 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL ALREADY >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WANTING TO 223 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,478 >> Jimmy: IT'S A NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM WITH A CARTRIDGE THAT'S MADE OUT OF 224 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:38,892 A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT FUNNY 225 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:44,130 IT'S NOT FUNNY TO LAUGH AT EVERYTHING SOMETIMES THINGS ARE SERIOUS 226 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,099 >> I THOUGHT THIS IS A -- YOU WOULD HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE YOU COME UP WITH THAT BECAUSE 227 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:50,637 YOU'VE SEEN THAT >> Jimmy: IN MY HOUSE? YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE THAT IN 228 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,671 MY HOUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A NINTENDO 229 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,507 ENTERTAINMENT -- WITH A GRILLED CHEESE WITH IT >> THAT SEEMS SO ON BRAND FOR 230 00:17:54,507 --> 00:18:00,013 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS ON BRAND 231 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:09,055 AM I TELLING THE TRUTH OR TELLING A LIE? >> IT'S ONLY A LIE 232 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,924 >> Jimmy: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. >> NO. 233 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:15,595 [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:21,935 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. THE AUDIENCE HELPED ME OUT 235 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,370 YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. THEY KIND OF HELPED ME WITH THAT 236 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,438 I LOVE THAT, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW -- IT'S TOUGH TO LIE TO YOU 237 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,741 YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THIS ONE 238 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:44,057 I'M HEARING TWO. [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] * 239 00:18:44,057 --> 00:19:11,918 [ LAUGHTER ] IN MY BOX WAS SOMETHING VERY SWEET. 240 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:22,829 IT IS LITTLE DOLLS, WITH OLYMPIC MEDALS MADE OUT OF FROSTED MINI WHEATS. 241 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:33,039 WHICH MAY BE AMERICAN. >> IS IT SPECIFICALLY A WHEAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,742 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I COULD TRY IT AFTER THIS. I DON'T HAVE AN ALLERGY, BUT I 243 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,912 DO KNOW A FROSTED MINI WHEAT WHEN I SEE IT. >> YOU DO? 244 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:42,082 OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: YES. A WEETABIX 245 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,117 >> OH, GOT IT. OKAY >> Jimmy: BUT AMERICAN VERSION, 246 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,153 AND FROSTED ON ONE SIDE. >> I SEE AND THEN, YOU SAY GOLD METALS, 247 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:56,730 YOU SAY. >> Jimmy: NO, ALL THREE. REPRESENTING ALL THREE 248 00:19:56,730 --> 00:20:01,301 >> OH, REALLY? >> Jimmy: FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD. 249 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,103 >> OKAY. AND DO THEY HAVE DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OR ALL THE 250 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:06,006 SAME >> Jimmy: THEY FAIRLY FACES. [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,408 THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE SOMETHING, BUT THEY'RE MADE OUT OF WHEAT 252 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:12,145 [ LAUGHTER ] LITTLE SQUARES OF WHEAT. >> OH, THE DOLLS ARE MADE OF 253 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,446 WHEAT. >> Jimmy: SQUARES OF WHEAT YES. 254 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:17,150 >> WEARING MEDALS. >> Jimmy: LITTLE TINY METALS >> IN A RECEPTACLE OF ANY KIND 255 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,020 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ON A PODIUM. >> A PODIUM? >> Jimmy: AN OLYMPIC PODIUM. 256 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:25,258 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY'RE NOT, YOU'RE LYING >> Jimmy: WHAT 257 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,261 >> I THINK YOU'RE LYING. I DON'T THINK THERE'S SUCH A A THING IN THE WORLD AS A MINI 258 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:34,000 WHEAT DOLL WEARING A MEDAL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE CORRECT. 259 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,472 [ DING ] [ CHEERS ] * 260 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,075 YOU DON'T KNOW MINI WHEATS >> I DON'T I'M NOT GREAT AT AMERICAN 261 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,345 BREAKFAST CEREAL >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, COME ON WE HAVE TO GET YOU FROSTED MINI 262 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,548 WHEATS WE HAVE TO TRY AMERICAN CEREAL >> THERE COULD BE NO TURNING 263 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,051 BACK >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE THE 264 00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:54,320 WIN TO KATE BECKINSALE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] 265 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,523 COME ON. THE GREATEST I'M TALKING TO KATE MORE AFTER 266 00:20:56,523 --> 00:21:15,809 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST STARS 267 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:20,947 IN THE ACTION-PACKED NEW MOVIE, "JOLT," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW 268 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,850 PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME KATE BECKINSALE 269 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:36,363 * 270 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:44,137 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 271 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,307 AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BOX OF LIES WITH ME AS WELL. I APPRECIATE IT. 272 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,777 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY -- I'VE BROUGHT THIS UP EVERY TIME 273 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,847 YOU'RE ON -- BEEN ON THE SHOW. BUT I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIALS. 274 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:57,017 ON INSTAGRAM AND EVERYTHING, YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW. >> OH, THANKS. 275 00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:59,652 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALL WAYS FUN AND FUNNY. AND I GOT TO SAY YOUR CAT, 276 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:04,457 CLIVE? >> CLIVE IS, YEAH. >> Jimmy: READY TO SEE THE 277 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:08,595 CUTEST CAT EVER? AND CLIVE WEARS OUTFITS AND STUFF. 278 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:11,231 >> HE LOVES AN OUTFIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S CLIVE RIGHT HERE 279 00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:13,299 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND THIS -- CLIVE JUST GOING FOR A -- 280 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:19,439 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, DID CLIVE DRESS HIMSELF OR DID - 281 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,508 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO. HE DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF BUT 282 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,677 HE'S UP FOR IT SO HE WILL PUT HIS LITTLE ARMS UP 283 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,846 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YOU KNOW -- BECAUSE THAT'S A A BABY'S ONESIE THAT I CUT A 284 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,784 A HOLE IN FOR HIS TAIL, SO HE'S -- IT'S LIKE -- IT'S QUITE HARD PUTTING A BABY IN THOSE 285 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:34,387 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS GOSH, HE'S JUST A STAR >> HE REALLY IS. 286 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,489 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, PEOPLE FREAK OUT. THEY LOVE HIM. 287 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,458 >> OH, GOD, YEAH THEY'RE MUCH MORE EXCITED TO MEET HIM THAN ME NOW A DAYS. 288 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,194 >> Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU ALSO DID AN AMAZING THING 289 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:46,099 DURING QUARANTINE WHEN WE WERE ALL STUCK INSIDE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REMADE 290 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:54,107 SHOT-FOR-SHOT FREDDY MERCURY AND QUEEN, "I WANT TO BREAK FREE" VIDEO. 291 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:57,143 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU THAT -- 292 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,179 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, IT'S UNCANNY, ISN'T IT 293 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:04,050 >> Jimmy: IT'S UNCANNY BUT I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS AGAIN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS? 294 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,119 >> WHY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I LOVE THAT 295 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,188 YOU DID IT, IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT 296 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:10,323 >> I GOT THOSE SORT OF FRIENDS AS I CALLED EVERYONE UP AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE ALL STUCK IN 297 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:14,294 OUR HOUSES ANYONE FANCY DRESSING UP AS THESE -- 298 00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:16,262 WITHIN 30 SECONDS, THEY'VE BEEN ON AMAZON ORDERING THEIR WIGS, YOU KNOW 299 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,898 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GOOD TO HAVE A LOT OF GAY FRIENDS. 300 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,301 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN. AND I HAPPEN TO LOOK BOMB IN 301 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,904 FACIAL HAIR, SO IT WAS A NICE OPPORTUNITY TO - >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, YOU DO LOOK 302 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,640 BEAUTIFUL WITH FACIAL HAIR I WILL SAY, YEAH >> IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT 303 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,709 I LOOK BETTER IN A BEARD THAN JUST A MUSTACHE AND A BEARD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- WE FOUND A 304 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,345 A PHOTO OF YOU IN A BEARD. >> OH, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU DO LOOK PRETTY 305 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:39,886 GREAT IN A BEARD >> DO YOU FEEL STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO ME? 306 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:45,091 MORE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S - 307 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,893 HONESTLY - >> THAT'S BEST I'VE EVER LOOKED 308 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:50,263 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU -- YOU DO LOOK - >> I LOOK AMAZING IN A BEARD 309 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:55,201 I LOOK BETTER WITH A BEARD THAN WITHOUT A BEARD. >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, IT'S 310 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,371 INTERESTING BECAUSE WE DO HAVE A -- WE DO HAVE A MUSTACHE - >> OH, AMAZING 311 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,240 FOR ME >> Jimmy: JUST LYING AROUND. I WAS THINKING, MAYBE IF -- 312 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,476 JUST WANT TO TRY IT ON WE COULD SEE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 313 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,445 >> OKAY. I'M NOT AS GOOD IN JUST A MUSTACHE 314 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:10,050 >> Jimmy: WE'LL JUDGE. * >> IS IT WRONG FOR ME? 315 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:18,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S CHEEKY. >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. 316 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,528 >> IT'S CHEEKY, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE IT, YEAH DO YOU WANT TO TRY A - 317 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:24,597 >> OH, YOU GOT A BEARD AS WELL YEAH, LET'S DO THE LOOK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 318 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:27,334 THIS IS WHEN YOU SEE ME REALLY COME INTO MY SEXUAL ELEMENT HERE 319 00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:30,303 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS KATE BECKINSALE. 320 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:36,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TO BE HONEST - >> IT'S A GAME CHANGER, ISN'T 321 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:39,245 IT >> Jimmy: YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING IN A BEARD 322 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:43,516 YOU'VE BEEN REALLY -- WOW, YOU BEAUTIFULLY ROCK A BEARD IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 323 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,886 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "JOLT." >> WITH A BEARD ON 324 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,856 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MIGHT AS WELL. >> OH, YOU'RE DOING ONE TOO? >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE WE'LL 325 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:55,095 JUST DO THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, I LOOK LIKE -- I LOOK -- 326 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:58,131 I LOOK LIKE TROUBLE. >> YOU DO LOOK A BIT YOU'VE BEEN - 327 00:24:58,131 --> 00:25:03,036 >> Jimmy: GET IN HERE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 328 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:05,705 REALLY SCARY, RIGHT? I LOOK FRIGHTENING >> MINE PANICKED AND CAME OFF 329 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,541 OF ONE SIDE WHEN YOU DID THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OR MAYBE THIS WILL 330 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,578 CALM THINGS DOWN >> VERY PUBIC. OH, NO, YOU GOT YOUR THING 331 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:16,182 STUCK. >> Jimmy: VERY PUBIC WHAT DO YOU MEAN 332 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,818 >> IT IS QUITE PUBIC, BUT JUST GO UNDER [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,353 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT PUBIC >> THAT'S INCREDIBLY PUBIC >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT 334 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,390 INCREDIBLY - [ LAUGHTER ] NOW IT'S - 335 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:29,629 >> NOW IT'S VERY - >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S VERY PUBIC. YEAH, I DON'T -- WAIT A SECOND 336 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,164 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YES OH, YEAH 337 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:38,271 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THIS FOR US >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT -- 338 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:42,742 LET'S TALK ABOUT "JOLT" BECAUSE -- >> DO YOU HAVE A COGNAC AND SIT 339 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:46,079 IN A LIBRARY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE SHOULD, RIGHT? 340 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,648 >> I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU SPIN IT? 341 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,183 YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- LET'S TALK 342 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,686 ABOUT "JOLT. THIS IS -- BY THE WAY, IT'S ACTION, IT IS SUSPENSEFUL. 343 00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:54,554 I LOVE THIS, BUT I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU GET TO BE FUNNY AS WELL 344 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,624 >> ME TOO. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 345 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,459 >> I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS MOVIE. IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WITH 346 00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:01,861 A -- CAN YOU CONCENTRATE OR NOT REALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH -- NO 347 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,596 THIS -- I THINK THIS, BY THE WAY, THE BEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 348 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:08,435 I'M ACTUALLY -- WE'RE UP FOR AN EMMY AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS 349 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:11,271 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS EXACTLY WHY. >> I DO. 350 00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:12,906 I DO ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO LIST ONES I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS 351 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,875 MOVIE, WHICH SOMETIMES ONE IS ON THESE THINGS AND ONE IS LYING. 352 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,812 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I -- AND I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE 353 00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:21,548 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THIS MOVIE. IT'S FUN 354 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:23,550 >> I LOVE THIS MOVIE IT'S REALLY FUN. AND SHE'S GOT -- SHE'S GOT A 355 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:26,586 A RAGE CONTROL PROBLEM SO SHE -- YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S LISTENING TO ME. 356 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,856 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THEY ARE SHE HAS A RAGE CONTROL PROBLEM >> SHE HAS A RAGE CONTROL 357 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,158 PROBLEM AND SO WHEN SHE -- GETS SEES A THING OR GETS INTO A SITUATION WHERE SHE FEELS 358 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:37,831 ANGRY, WHERE YOU OR I WOULD GET A MIGRAINE OR HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, SHE ATTACKS. 359 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:41,968 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE JUST ATTACKS PEOPLE 360 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,404 >> YEAH, SHE ATTACKS AND SO SHE HAS A KIND OF A VEST THAT ELECTRICALLY SHOCKS HER 361 00:26:44,404 --> 00:26:48,074 WHEN SHE PRESSES A BUTTON. LIKE WHEN YOU SNAP A BAND ON YOUR - 362 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,643 >> Jimmy: YES, SO YOU GET A JOLT >> YOU ALL READY REMINDED ME OF 363 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:55,648 SOMEONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT JUST WORKS. 364 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,818 BUT IT'S BETTER THAN JUST -- JUST THE STASH WAS JUST SCARY. >> NO, IT ISN'T THERE. 365 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:03,023 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FRIGHTENING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS 366 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:05,925 GUY. >> ALSO, REALLY -- IT'S REALLY HAPPENED ON ONE SIDE AND NOT 367 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:10,096 THE OTHER. BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY SIDE THAT FLAPS 368 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,499 THE OTHER ONE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 369 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:16,036 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS ONE'S COMPLETE MADE OF WAX [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:20,573 IT'S -- NO, I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MADAME TUSSAUD. [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:23,209 DO YOU HAVE A MADAME TUSSAUD OF YOU? DO YOU HAVE A WAX FIGURE 372 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:24,878 >> NO, BUT I HAVE STOOD IN MADAME TUSSAUD'S VERY STILL, WHILE PEOPLE WERE GOING PAST 373 00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:31,951 US I HAVE DONE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,254 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ARE SO FUN >> IT WAS SO FUN >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T BELIEVE 375 00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:36,056 I WOULD GO LIKE, "OH, I GOT THAT - >> I STOOD LIKE THAT AND THEN 376 00:27:36,056 --> 00:27:38,958 SOMEONE CAME AND EXIT MOVED AND THEY PANICKED. [ LAUGHTER ] 377 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,694 THAT WAS GOOD. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ANOTHER BIT 378 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:42,662 WE GOT TO DO CEREALS AND WE HAVE TO GO TO THE WAX MUSEUM 379 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,065 ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S OUR FAVORITE, 380 00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:47,434 KATE BECKINSALE IN "JOLT." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 381 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:53,440 YOU'RE ANGRY, RIGHT? >> I'M JUST DOING EVIDENCE >> BECAUSE I WANT TO FIND OUT 382 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,876 WHAT HAPPENED. >> THAT'S MY JOB >> UH-HUH. 383 00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:01,915 HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU >> I FOUND YOU, DIDN'T I >> WHAT? 384 00:28:01,915 --> 00:28:03,817 >> MY PARTNER WANTS TO BRING YOU IN FOR INTERFERING WITH AN INVESTIGATION AND ROBBERY AND 385 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:08,688 PROBABLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF BECAUSE SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY THOROUGH. 386 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:13,159 BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO COME IN ON YOUR OWN AND CLEAR UP THIS 387 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:17,297 MISUNDERSTANDING WITHOUT ALL THE, YOU KNOW, JAIL. SHE'S ON HER WAY UP NOW. 388 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:19,599 >> WHERE ARE YOU >> I'M PARKED OUT FRONT. >> SHE'S NOT GOING TO SHOOT ME, 389 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:21,668 IS SHE >> NO, OF COURSE NOT >> FREEZE. 390 00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:27,273 [ GUNSHOTS ] >> THEN AGAIN SHE MIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THEN AGAIN, SHE 391 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,776 MIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KATE BECKINSALE, EVERYONE. 392 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:34,047 "JOLT" IS AVAILABLE ON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW FRED ARMISEN JOINS US AFTER THE 393 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:53,366 BREAK, COME ON BACK. MORE "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 394 00:28:53,366 --> 00:28:57,170 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY- AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 395 00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:00,006 YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE SHOW "SCHMIGADOON!" NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE 396 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:04,611 FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. HERE IS FRED ARMISEN * 397 00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:14,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DON'T - [ LAUGHTER ] 398 00:29:14,554 --> 00:29:19,592 I DON'T HAVE - I DIDN'T HAVE GLUE DAMMIT 399 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,529 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU LEAN BACK, MAYBE? HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? 400 00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:25,832 >> IT'S PRETTY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M AT THE DENTIST 401 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:28,435 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AT THE DENTIST, RIGHT NOW >> YEAH, IT'S MY DENTIST'S 402 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:33,139 OFFICE, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHY COULDN'T YOU ZOOM ME FROM HOME 403 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,042 >> THIS IS THE APPOINTMENTS. THEY WERE JUST AT THE SAME TIME 404 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:38,812 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE MUSTACHES AROUND 405 00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:40,914 FRED, HOW ARE YOU DOING? I MISS YOU NICE TO SEE YOU. 406 00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:43,850 >> I MISS YOU. HOW YOU BEEN HI 407 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,820 >> Jimmy: I'M FANTASTIC. HI, BUD. YEAH, I GOT THIS SILLY MUSTACHE 408 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:51,491 AND BEARD. IT'S -- THIS IS A FAKE, FRED >> IT IS 409 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:54,661 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS KIDDING. 410 00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:57,397 I WAS DOING A JOKE FRED, HAVE YOU BEEN BACK TO 30 ROCK SINCE THE -- SINCE THE 411 00:29:57,397 --> 00:30:02,869 PANDEMIC >> NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN BACK. IT'S BEE, YOU KNOW, OVER, LIKE, 412 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:06,039 A YEAR A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OR SOMETHING. 413 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:10,310 >> Jimmy: WE MISS YOU, BUD DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST DAY IN 30 ROCK, OR FIRST TIME YOU 414 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:16,649 CAME INTO THE BUILDING >> FIRST TIME I EVER WENT TO 30 ROCK WAS TO SEE A DRESS 415 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:23,323 REHEARSAL OF "SNL" IN 1982 BECAUSE A CLASSMATE OF MINE, HER DAD WAS A CAMERAMAN ON 416 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:27,260 "SNL," AND THE CLASH WERE GOING TO BE ON SO, SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I KNOW 417 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,964 YOU LIKE THE CLASH WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE THEM? AND I DID. 418 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:33,233 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: NO WAY YOU ENDED UP DOING -- I 419 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:38,071 REMEMBER YOU DID A SKETCH WITH THEM FOR SOMETHING, WHERE YOU WERE EATING RUBBISH OR 420 00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:40,373 WHATEVER YOU WERE A CHARACTER - >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 421 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,242 YEAH >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT FOR? THAT WAS - 422 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:46,479 >> THAT WAS FOR FUNNY OR DIE, AND THEY WERE PROMOTING, LIKE, THIS BOX SET OF THEIRS 423 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,315 AND I TOLD THEM THAT I WENT TO GO SEE THEM. I WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW, I WAS, 424 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:52,719 LIKE, BEING REALLY EARNEST LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY WENT TO SEE YOU GUYS 425 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:57,357 AT 'SNL,'" AND THEY KIND OF MADE FUN OF ME A LITTLE BIT. THEY DID A BIT WHERE THEY WERE 426 00:30:57,357 --> 00:31:01,461 LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:03,963 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT FROM THEM. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, 428 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:07,067 THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THOUGH 429 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:08,902 THEY'RE ROCK STARS >> YEAH, RIGHT, YOU IN THE CROWD. 430 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:11,771 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE THE ONE CLAPPIN', RIGHT? IN THE AUDIENCE, I REMEMBER, 431 00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:17,110 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD BIT. 432 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:20,480 DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST CAME FROM ITALY. YOU'RE SHOOTING WITH OUR PAL, 433 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,550 MOLLY SHANNON. HOW'S MOLLY SHANNON? >> YEAH. 434 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,920 OH, SHE'S GREAT. I FEEL LIKE MOLLY SHANNON IS SOMEONE WHO EVERYBODY LOVES. 435 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,989 YOU KNOW LIKE, I ALWAYS THINK LIKE, "OH," LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THAT'S 436 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:33,159 LIKE MY FRIEND." AND THEN IT TURNS OUT EVERYONE LOVES HER. 437 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:37,864 SO -- SHE'S VERY HYPNOTIZING LIKE, WHEN YOU TALK TO HER, SHE DRAWS YOU IN 438 00:31:37,864 --> 00:31:42,769 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE DOES DO THAT 439 00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:45,205 YOU'RE LIKE, "I WAS THINKING THAT, TOO. YEAH 440 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:47,374 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE -- 441 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:50,977 YOU'RE BACK DOING STAND UP, WHICH IS EXCITING. >> YES 442 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,947 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO SEE FRED. 443 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:59,285 CAN YOU SET UP -- WHAT CAN WE EXPECT IN A FRED ARMISEN STAND UP SPECIAL 444 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:03,890 >> WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS THING WHERE I DO STRUMMING STYLES FROM AROUND THE WORLD 445 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:07,260 >> Jimmy: STRUMMING STYLES FROM AROUND THE WORLD >> THIS IS LIKE BASICALLY KIND 446 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:11,331 OF FOLK, KIND OF ROCK, BUT THIS, LIKE -- THIS IS HOW THEY STRUM A GUITAR IN AUSTRALIA. 447 00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:15,235 SO THEY'RE VERY CONFIDENT. THEY'RE LIKE - * 448 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:19,472 * YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY * YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY SORT OF 449 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,908 LIKE - * FAST CORD CHANGES. 450 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,910 AND THEN CANADA'S A LITTLE -- CANADA'S LIKE A LITTLE WISPIER, AND LIKE A LITTLE MORE SORT OF 451 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:33,520 ELABORATE, LIKE -- * * DON'T YOU KNO 452 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,958 IT'S MY WINDOW AGAIN * [ LAUGHTER ] THAT KIND OF THING 453 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:48,468 THE USA IS -- YOU KNOW, THE STRUMMING STYLE IS VERY -- * 454 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:52,639 AND AMERICANS LIKE TO PRETEND LIKE THEY CAN'T HIT A NOTE WHEN THEY SING. 455 00:32:52,639 --> 00:33:00,613 IT'S A - * DON'T YOU KNO IT'S A JAR AGAIN 456 00:33:00,613 --> 00:33:08,822 I KNOW AGAIN TOMORROW * [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:14,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AGAIN. YOU KNOW 458 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:18,531 >> BRAZIL IS VERY CLOSE. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE MICROPHONE IS RIGHT ON THEM 459 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:24,104 SO IT'S LIKE - * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 460 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:27,173 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD * 461 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:30,243 [ LAUGHTER ] MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY 462 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:37,984 >> COLOMBIA IS VERY PERCUSSIVE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 463 00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:39,853 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN ITALY, THEY LIKE TO DO SORT OF MID-TEMPO, A LITTLE 464 00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:45,425 SLOWER AND THEY'RE LIKE SORT OF - * 465 00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:56,102 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] IRELAND IS VERY -- IRELAND ONLY 466 00:33:56,102 --> 00:34:02,909 LIKES TO DO ONE CHORD. JUST - * 467 00:34:02,909 --> 00:34:11,117 [ LAUGHTER ] * [ SINGING GIBBERISH 468 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,520 * >> Jimmy: YEAH ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 469 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,458 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 470 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:24,664 [ SINGING GIBBERISH >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 471 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:29,069 * THAT'S IT. >> THAT'S SOME OF IT 472 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:32,539 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IS IN A NUT SHELL WHAT WE HAVE TO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:38,078 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. FRED, CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON"? 474 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:42,082 THIS IS ON TV PLUS I LOVE THE PREMISE BASICALLY, IT'S 475 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:46,319 KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY, CECILY STRONG ARE A COUPLE THEY GET -- THEY GO FOR A HIKE 476 00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:51,124 THEY'RE IN A FIGHT AND THEY END UP GETTING STUCK INTO A MAGICAL WORLD THAT IS 477 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:56,930 SET IN -- IT'S ALL MUSICALS. AND THEY HAVE TO FIND TRUE LOVE TO ESCAPE THIS MUSICAL WORLD 478 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:59,532 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT TO BE IN IT. 479 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:02,702 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S FRED ARMISEN IN "SCHMIGADOON." 480 00:35:02,702 --> 00:35:03,436 "SCHMIGADOON." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 481 00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:06,639 TO BE INTERESTED IN MY RHUBARB 482 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:11,044 SQUARES. >> OH, I LOVE RHUBARB SQUARES. >> YOU DO? 483 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:14,047 ME, TOO! >> AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. 484 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:20,186 >> WELL, THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT FOR EVERYBODY. >> I'LL TAKE TWO 485 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:27,427 >> WONDERFUL >> HERE. I'D HATE TO ENJOY IT ALONE 486 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:32,899 >> OH, THANK YOU >> EH, EH, EH, HOWARD. DON'T FORGET YOUR DIET 487 00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:35,502 WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GET YOUR FAT PANTS OUT FROM THE ATTIC AGAIN. 488 00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:40,073 >> OH. SORRY, MILDRED >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 489 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:41,841 TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FAT PANTS 490 00:35:41,841 --> 00:35:44,144 >> Jimmy: THAT IS FRED ARMISEN, THE ONE AND ONLY OH, WE LOVE YOU, FRED. 491 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,880 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU. 492 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,583 >> Jimmy: NEW EPISODES OF "SCHMIGADOON" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS 493 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,652 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LEON BRIDGES 494 00:35:52,652 --> 00:36:13,540 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 495 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:16,843 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "STEAM" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "GOLD-DIGGERS SOUND," HERE'S 496 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:19,713 "GOLD-DIGGERS SOUND," HERE'S LEON BRIDGES 497 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:34,194 * 498 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:43,370 * * SHOULDN'T COMPLAI BUT THIS FUNCTION'S DR 499 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:49,175 DON'T WANNA SMALL-TALK OR SOCIALIZE * * WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' TONIGH 500 00:36:49,175 --> 00:36:55,081 ARE YOU ALONE BY YOURSEL WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' TONIGHT COME ON OVER * 501 00:36:55,081 --> 00:37:01,021 * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO 502 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:07,861 YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE 503 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:15,168 YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * COME GIVE ME LIFE 504 00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:24,044 WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT * * COME GIVE ME LIFE 505 00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:39,459 WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME IS A FIRE * * 506 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:44,698 * THIS BED I NEEDED I MISS THAT FACE I MISS YOUR SMIL 507 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:50,804 IN THE WILD THINGS YOU SAY * * WHAT ARE WE DOIN' TONIGHT TAKE A DIP 508 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:57,377 WHAT ARE WE DOIN' TONIGH COME ON OVER * * LET YOURSELF IN 509 00:37:57,377 --> 00:38:03,917 YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * 510 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:09,022 * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO 511 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:18,031 YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY 512 00:38:18,031 --> 00:38:25,372 BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT * * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY 513 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:33,446 BABY YOU AND M IS A FIRE YEAH * * TWO STE 514 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:39,786 SLID SLID ALL RIGHT * 515 00:38:39,786 --> 00:38:44,824 * TWO STE SLID ON AND ON YEAH 516 00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:52,365 LOVE ME LOVE ME YEAH * * LET YOURSELF IN YOU GOT THE STEA 517 00:38:52,365 --> 00:38:57,170 YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * * LET YOURSELF IN 518 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:03,710 YOU GOT THE KE YOU KNOW YOU KNO YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME * 519 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:11,584 * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME TONIGHT * 520 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:22,862 * COME GIVE ME LIFE WE DON'T NEED NOBODY BABY YOU AND ME IS A FIRE * 521 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:35,642 * ON AND ON YEAH LOVE ME LOVE ME YEA YOU GOT THE STEA 522 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:41,748 YOU GOT THE STEAM YEAH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:45,485 >> Jimmy: LEON BRIDGES CATCH HIM ON TOUR, STARTING IN SEPTEMBER. 524 00:39:45,485 --> 00:40:05,238 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 525 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:09,175 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS MATT DAMON WILL BE HERE. 526 00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:11,011 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JASON SUDEIKIS, BTS AND CAMILLA CABELLO WILL ALL BE 527 00:40:11,011 --> 00:40:17,517 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO KATE BECKINSALE, 528 00:40:17,517 --> 00:40:21,621 FRED ARMISEN, LEON BRIDGES, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 529 00:40:21,621 --> 00:40:26,760 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 530 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,030 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! 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