>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - EMILIA CLARKE,
MARK RONSON, MUSICAL GUEST, BRANDI CARLILE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1494 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
LOOK AT THIS LISTEN TO THIS THIS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WELCOME!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I SEE YOU.
HEY, I LOVE YOU. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
HEY, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS FOR WINNING
THEIR FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP IN 50 YEARS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50 YEARS
THAT'S RIGHT, THEY BEAT THE PHOENIX SUNS 105-98.
BUT OF COURSE, ARIZONA HAS DEMANDED A RECOUNT
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FINALS MVP WAS
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO, WHO'S FROM GREECE.
YEP. A GREEK NBA SUPERSTAR.
HE CAN BE FIRST PERSON TO STAR IN "SPACE JAM" AND "MAMMA MIA.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING IN TH
AIR THAT NIGHT ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
CHER CHER CAME IN IN THE SECOND ONE
>> Steve: YEAH DUDE, YOU HAD TO "CHER" THAT
IMPRESSION >> Jimmy: SHARE, YEAH.
CHER HAS GOT TO AM COME BACK >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO COME BACK IN THAT THIRD ONE
I LOVE "MAMMA MIA 2. "IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND?
[ LAUGHTER ] "WHO
YOU MEAN FERNANDO? [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST SETTING IT UP LAST NIGHT'S GAME WAS WILD
THE BUCKS HAD 65,000 FANS
WATCHING FROM OUTSIDE THE ARENA. LOOK AT THIS
>> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. YEAH
IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL 65,000 FANS RUSHED TO THE ONE
PUBLIC BATHROOM INSIDE STARBUCKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, TODAY, PRESIDENT
BIDEN TRAVELED TO CINCINNATI, OHIO, FOR A CNN TOWN HALL.
I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS DULL, BUT THEY USED IT TO DISPERSE ALL
THE BUCKS FANS IN MILWAUKEE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, NEW POLL FOUND THAT 66% OF
AMERICANS APPROVE OF BIDEN'S HANDLING OF THE CORONAVIRUS.
THE OTHER 34% LIKE THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE BACK WHEN WE
HAD TO CLOROX WIPE OUR BANANAS [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, THE OLYMPICS ARE JUST TWO DAYS AWAY AND I SAW
THAT DUE TO COVID CONCERNS, THE U.S. WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS
TEAM HAS LEFT THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE TO STAY AT A NEARBY
HOTEL. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW THERE IS A PROBLEM WHEN RED ROOF INN IS
THE SAFER OPTION [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE
AND I SAW THAT EVERY SPORT HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE LOGO DESIGNED
FOR THE GAMES. FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S TENNIS
YEAH AND, WELL, IT TURNS OUT WHILE
THESE ARE THE OFFICIAL LOGOS FOR OLYMPIC EVENTS, THEY'RE
ALSO THE UNOFFICIAL LOGOS FOR SOME OTHER THINGS.
I'LL SHOW WHAT YOU I MEAN. HERE IS ANOTHER LOGO
OFFICIALLY - [ LAUGHTER ]
-- OFFICIALLY IT'S "JUDO." UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "SHOPPING AT
T.J. MAX." [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S ANOTHER LOGO. OFFICIALLY IT'S "WRESTLING."
UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "SOMEONE WHO LOST A CONTACT LENS.
[ LAUGHTER ] "WILL YOU HELP ME?
"YEAH. AND FINALLY, HERE'S ONE LAST
LOGO OFFICIALLY IT'S "CANOE SPRINT.
UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "THE GUY THAT REGRETS RENTING A STANDUP
PADDLE BOARD ON VACATION." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"BUT IT LOOKED COOL IN -- IT LOOKED COOL IN THE PICTURES.
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. CNN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE
LAUNCHING THEIR OWN STREAMING SERVICE CALLED CNN PLUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY SURE THERE IS ALREADY A
A PLACE TO STREAM CNN 24 HOURS A DAY.
IT'S CALLED CNN. RIGHT?
AM I MISSING SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. REPORTS OF IN-FLIGHT
DISTURBANCES ARE UP 500% THIS YEAR
IN-FLIGHT DISTURBANCES NOW AIRLINES ARE HAVING TO BE
A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE, AND THEY'RE EVEN ADJUSTING THEIR
SLOGANS. TAKE A LOOK.
AMERICAN AIRLINES NEW SLOGAN IS "WE DUCT TAPED A LADY, DON'T
THINK WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THAT'S REAL. [ APPLAUSE ]
ALSO, DELTA'S NEW SLOGAN IS "NOW OFFERING COMPLIMENTARY
MOUTH GUARDS." I MEAN, THAT'S -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE WOW.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FRONTIER'S NEW SLOGAN IS "WE
CAN'T AFFORD TO PRESS CHARGES SO DO WHATEVER, BRO.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO FOR IT.
WELL, GET THIS, HIDDEN VALLEY IS NOW SELLING A ONE AND A HALF
POUND TUB OF SOMETHING CALLED PEPPERONI PIZZA DIP.
CHECK IT OUT HERE'S A PHOTO
[ AUDIENCE OOHs YUP.
PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT SOME THINGS FROM HIDDEN VALLEY
SHOULD PROBABLY REMAIN HIDDEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID I NOT LEAD WITH THAT
TODAY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY. TO CELEBRATE, NATHAN'S HAS FIVE
CENT HOT DOGS, AND FOR A A DOLLAR, 7-ELEVEN SOLD
SOMETHING COOKED DURING THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY. SO BETWEEN THAT AND JEFF BEZOS'
ROCKET, WHAT A WEEK IT HAS BEEN FOR PHALLIC-SHAPED OBJECTS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
A REMINDER TO TUNE IN FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS
OPENING CEREMONY WE HAVE A VERY BIG SHOW HERE AT
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE HAVE MATT DAMON ON THE
PROGRAM. >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE
JASON SEDEIKIS ON THE PROGRAM. >> Steve: WHAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND CAMILA CABELLO
WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OOOH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL IN STUDIO.
AND WE'RE DOING A FUN NEW GAME WITH BTS ALL IN THE SAME SHOW
FRIDAY NIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SET YOUR DVRs, EVERYBODY BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CO-WROTE THE NEW COMIC BOOK
"MOM: MOTHER OF MADNESS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW
EMILIA CLARKE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND HIS NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "WATCH THE SOUND WITH
MARK RONSON" PREMIERS JULY 30th.
ONE OF OUR PALS, MARK RONSON IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: TALENTED DUDE. >> Steve: LOVELY
>> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY AND THEN TALK ABOUT TALENTED,
WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM
BRANDI CARLILE >> Steve: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE BRANDI CARLILE
THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, IF WE HAVE TIME, TARIQ AND I -
>> Steve: IF WE HAVE TIME. >> Jimmy: IF WE HAVE TIME FOR
IT >> Steve: YOU MIGHT RUN OUT OF
TIME >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
TARIQ AND I ARE COMPETING TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE BEST
BURGER IN THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF."
>> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NICE WHAT'S THE RECORD?
WHAT HAVE I WON AND WHAT - DIP OFF, I LOST.
>> Tariq: LOST, YEP. LOST THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: BUT WHAT WAS IT MY DIP OFF WAS GOOD, THOUGH
MINE WAS LIKE A CHICKEN -- >> Tariq: YOU DID, LIKE, A HOT
CHICKEN DIP. >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT YOU DID -- YEAH, AND DID YOU LIKE SOME TYPE OF LIKE, HOT
SALMON DIP >> Tariq: NO
STOP TRYING TO PLAY ME [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID -- I DID - >> Jimmy: BARFED IT.
>> Tariq: I DID THE DELICIOUS ONE THAT RIGHTFULLY WON.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: AND THEN -
>> Jimmy: WHATEVER MAN YOU GO TO A SUPER BOWL PARTY,
YOU NEVER SEE HIS DIP. >> Tariq: AND THEN THE CAKE
OFF. >> Jimmy: OH, THE CAKE OFF WAS
CLOSE ON THE CAKE. >> Tariq: THE CAKE OFF WAS
NOWHERE NEAR CLOSE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WAS CLOSE. BUT I ENDED UP DESTROYING THE
FACE OF WHAT I WAS MAKING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: RIGHT, SO YOU LOST THAT ONE
>> Jimmy: BUT THAT MAKES IT MORE REAL.
YEAH THEN IT'S AUTHENTIC.
>> Tariq: AND THEN WE DID THE BARBECUE OFF
BUT IT WAS WAS THE UNCONVENTIONAL BARBECUE OFF
'CAUSE IT WAS NO BURGERS, NO DOGS OR ANYTHING
AND, YEAH, I GUESS YOU LOST THAT ONE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'LL SEE WHAT
HAPPENS TONIGHT. >> Steve: TONIGHT.
FOURTH'S THE CHARM >> Jimmy: LIK,E I'VE ALWAYS
SAID -- YEAH, TODAY IS A NEW DAY.
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW
AND THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE TONIGHT ON THE BURGER OFF IF WE
HAVE TIME FOR IT [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL CHAMP IS
ABOVE ALL, NOT JUST BURGERS. >> Steve: SO WHOEVER WINS THIS
ONE WINS IT ALL? KING OF FOOD
>> Jimmy: IS A BURGER FOOD >> Steve: SURE
>> Jimmy: THEN THIS IS THE KING OF FOOD TONIGHT.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Tariq: OKAY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR
OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. THIS IS FUN.
♪ TONIGHT SHOW POLLS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "HOW ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR
SUMMER?" 25% SAID, "GOING ON VACATION."
18% SAID, "SPENDING TIME WITH FAMILY."
57% SAID, "WATCHING BILLIONAIRES LAUNCH THEMSELVES
INTO SPACE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S AN INTERESTING SUMMER >> Steve: YEAH
GREAT. >> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT
IS THE WORST THING TO BRING TO A BARBECUE?"
50% SAID, "WARM BEER." 40% SAID, "FLIMSY PAPER
PLATES." 10% SAID, "YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO
IS OBSESSED WITH BITCOIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: "IT'S A BLOCK CHAIN. >> Jimmy: "IS IT COOL WE VAPE
IN HERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHERE DO YOU GO TO COOL OFF?"
20% SAID, "THE POOL. 20% SAID, "THE BEACH."
60% SAID, "I JUST STICK MY HEAD IN THE VEGETABLE MISTERS AT
SHOPRITE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT ONE ASKS, "HOW SHOULD PARENTS RESPOND WHEN THEIR
CHILD GETS INTO A FIGHT? 35% SAID, "GROUND THEM."
15% SAID, "TAKE THEM TO A COUNSELOR.
50% SAID, "SEND THEM TO MOVE WITH THEIR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN
BEL-AIR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
50%. >> Steve: 50%.
HALF OF THE -- >> Jimmy: LAST ONE ASKS, "WHAT
DO YOU DO AT FAMILY REUNIONS?" 10% SAID, "FIRE UP THE GRILL."
10% SAID, "PLAY OUTDOOR GAMES. 80% SAID, "STAND AROUND WITH MY
COUSINS AND SAY 'SOOO.'" [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW
BURGER OFF!" COME ON, BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.
SINCE IT'S SUMMER TIME, TARIQ AND I HAD A FRIENDLY
COMPETITION TO SEE WHO COULD MAKE THE BEST BURGER
THAT'S RIGHT IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST
ANNUAL -- IS IT GONNA BE ANNUAL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF.
THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RIGHT NOW, WE WILL FIND OUT, FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO
IS THE FOOD MASTER THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
WE EACH HAD TO MAKE A BURGER AND PAIR IT WITH A SIDE AND
DRINK. WHOEVER MAKES THE MOST
DELICIOUS PLATE POSSIBLE IS THE WINNER AND GETS THEIR NAME
ENGRAVED ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" BURGER OFF GOLDEN HAMBURGER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EARLIER, TARIQ AND I MADE OUR
BURGERS AND WE RECORDED THE WHOLE THING. CHECK IT OUT
>> Tariq: HEY, WHAT'S UP THE CHAMP IS HERE.
I'M TARIQ TROTTER. I'M HERE TO WIN PROBABLY MY
THIRD RING I DECIDED TO GO WITH A KOBE
BEEF BURGER ON A HOMEMADE BRIOCHE BUN WITH GARLIC TRUFFLE
FRIES. I THINK JIMMY'S GONNA TRY AND
GO HIGH-LOW. THERE'S A PLACE IN
NEW YORK CITY THAT SERVES A BURGER, IT'S LIKE $1 THOUSAND
OR SOMETHING THERE'S GOLD LEAF.
I THINK HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: I'M JIMMY FALLON AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME [ BLEEP ]
BURGERS. A CHAMPAGNE DOUBLE SMASHED
MUSTARD BURGER WITH CAVIAR FRIES.
♪ IT'S A SMASH BURGER THAT'S
SMASHING WE'RE GOING TO USE THIS GROUND
BEEF RIGHT HERE. THIS IS CHUCK.
THIS IS 70/30. LOOK AT THIS
WE'LL PUT OUR MEAT INTO THE BOTTOM
IT SHOWS THE EXACT AMOUNT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE FOR
EACH PATTY JIMMY, YOU'RE A GENIUS
I ALREADY KNOW THAT. THIS IS HOW I MAKE A HAMBURGER
>> KOBE BEEF IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DO FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.
AND THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION IN THAT IT'S AN ASS WHOOPING
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GONNA FRESHLY PLOP IT THERE SO THAT
IT COOKS IN ITS OWN JUICES THAT'S A HOT PLOP.
>> Tariq: I'M GOING TO PUT THESE GUYS ON THE AREA THAT
I'VE ALREADY ONIONED UP. I THINK A MISTAKE THAT SOME
PEOPLE MAKE IS THAT THEY FLATTEN THEIR BURGERS OUT.
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THE BURGER IS SMASHED SO THIN.
CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA WANT IT CRISPY ON THAT BOTTOM.
LOOK AT THAT HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> RONALD Mc-[ BLEEP ]-DONALD. >> Tariq: A KOBE BEEF BURGER
WILL PROBABLY LIKE HAVE A VEGAN OR A VEGETARIAN, YOU KNOW,
LOOKING BOTH WAYS AND THEN TAKING A LITTLE BITE
TAKING A LITTLE NIB. >> Jimmy: GET THE CHAMPAGNE
POPPING. [ POPPING SOUND
THERE YOU GO IN THIS RECIPE, YOU'RE GONNA
NEED SOME DRY MUSTARD, ONE CUP OF SUGAR, THREE EGGS AND
CHAMPAGNE VINEGAR. AND YOU'RE GONNA END UP WITH
THIS AMAZING SAUCE A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE MUSTARD
SAUCE. I'M JUST PUTTING IT OUT IN THE
ETHER THAT I'M GOING TO WIN. I MAKE MY LOW-KEY HORNS AND I
GO, "COME ON I WANT THE GOLDEN HAMBURGER.
>> Tariq: WHAT IS IT HAM -- GOLDEN HAMBURGER BUN?
YEAH NO THANKS.
OH, YEAH NOW WE HEAR THAT SIZZLE TOO.
THESE ARE HOMEMADE FRIES THAT I'M MAKING WITH YUKON GOLD
POTATOES USING BOTH GARLIC AND TRUFFLE AS WELL AS GREEN
ONIONS THOSE ARE THE FRIES.
I WENT AND TOOK, LIKE, A CRASH COURSE IN MAKING BRIOCHE BREAD
AND THIS IS THE END RESULT >> Jimmy: LOOK, I'M A DOWN TO
EARTH GUY. EVERYONE'S LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU'RE
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU EAT WITH YOUR
BURGER?" I'M LIKE, "CAVIAR.
POMMES SOUFFLE WITH CAVIAR." AND LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE CRISPNESS ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
COME ON. >> MY DRINK OF CHOICE IS GOING
TO BE A MEZCAL MARGARITA THAT I'M GOING TO SERVE IN HICKORY
SMOKED GLASS LOOK, I KNOW DOPE PEOPLE, I DO
DOPE [ BLEEP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GODDAMN. >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, YOUR
KETCHUP. THEN YOU PUT IT ON YOUR CLEAN
PLATE. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
CHAMPAGNE MUSTARD DOUBLE SMASHED CHEESEBURGER WITH
CAVIAR DREAMS! >> Tariq: KOBE BEEF BURGER,
GARLIC TRUFFLE FRIES JIMMY, BOW DOWN.
>> Jimmy: HISTORY COULD BE MADE
THIS IS VERY EXCITING. ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO DECIDE THE WINNING PLATE WE
HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST SERVING AS OUR MASTER BURGER JUDGE.
HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE "GREAT AMERICAN BURGER BOOK.
AND "THE NEW YORK TIMES" HAS CALLED HIM THE FOREMOST
AUTHORITY ON HAMBURGERS. PLEASE WELCOME THE BURGER
SCHOLAR HIMSELF, GEORGE MOTZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
YES, GEORGE! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
GEORGE I APPRECIATE IT.
HOW'S YOUR SUMMER GOING? >> IT'S BEEN GREAT
IT'S ALL GOOD. WARM
>> Jimmy: IT'S ABOUT TO GET BETTER, GEORGE, BECAUSE IT'S
TIME TO TRY THE BURGERS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
PLEASE TRY EITHER BURGER NUMBER ONE OR BURGER NUMBER TWO
IT'S UP TO YOU >> I'M GONNA GO IN REVERSE
ORDER. >> Jimmy: SURE, REVERSE ORDER.
START WITH NUMBER TWO. GO FOR IT.
>> OH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S A DRINK THAT GOES WITH THIS, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WOW, IT'S VERY SMART TO GET
ME BUZZED FOR JUDGING. I LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE ALL WAYS THINKING HERE.
>> OKAY. WELL, HANG ON A SECOND
>> Jimmy: DESCRIBE IT. >> WHERE DO I GO INTO THIS
THING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, DESCRIBE IT.
>> I SEE HOT PEPPERS >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> THIS IS BIG IT'S GOT GOOD -- IT HAS
GREAT -- GREAT HEFT. >> Jimmy: OH, HEFT
>> HEFT IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GET POINTS FOR
HEFT >> I THINK I SEE SOME JALAPENOS
IN THERE TOO I SEE KETCHUP ON THERE THOUGH.
>> UH-OH >> Jimmy: UH-OH.
>> I'M GONNA TAKE A BITE, CAUSE I HAVE TO, BUT I'M NOT A BIG
FAN OF KETCHUP ON BURGERS. MMM.
THAT'S A TASTY BURGER.
WOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU ARE TASTING
>> YES I TASTE -- OH, JALAPENOS
HOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I TASTE KETCHUP, UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF KETCHUP
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY. YEAH
>> I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER BITE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT'S ALSO ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE BUNS, A POTATO ROLL
I LIKE THAT. WAIT, WHAT'S ON THE SIDE HERE,
SCALLOPS WHAT IS THAT
OH, NO >> Jimmy: IT'S CAVIAR.
>> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK AND SOMEONE'S TRYING TO
GET ME, OBVIOUSLY, CAVIAR. >> OH, WOW
THAT'S ACTUALLY, KIND OF, NICE CHASER
>> Jimmy: THIS IS INTERESTING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOT A CLEAR WINNER >> IT'S VERY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: NOT A CLEAR LOSER EITHER, YEAH
OKAY, THAT WAS BURGER NUMBER TWO.
HERE'S BURGER NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE, NO ORDER
>> NUMBER ONE IN REVERSE - OOH.
OKAY OKAY
THIS IS A DRINK -- OH, I SEE -- LOOK AT THIS
THAT'S A POOL SIDE COCKTAIL. OOH, THAT'S A MARGARITA.
I LIKE A MARGARITA THAT A CHAMPAGNE, I THINK?
>> Jimmy: YEAH I THINK SO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS -- NOT A BIG FAN OF
THE BUN, TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. AND MORE KETCHUP
>> OOH >> BUN'S A LITTLE TOO BIG.
SORRY. IT'S A LITTLE BIT --
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE TRY - >> IT'S A -- LIKE, A THROW
PILLOW [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT ACTUALLY WON'T FIT IN MY MOUTH.
I HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT IT MIGHT SQUEEZE ON --
>> Jimmy: CAN'T FIT IN THE HUMAN MOUTH, YEAH.
>> WOW, THAT'S A -- WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD
OH, OKAY I GET IT
IS THAT SPICE? IT'S SOME KIND OF A KETCHUP
AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY YOU GUYS LIKE KETCHUP.
BOTH OF YOU LIKE KETCHUP, OBVIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
>> FANTASTIC >> Jimmy: GEORGE, THE MOMENT OF
TRUTH HAS COME PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR CHOICE
FOR THE WINNING BURGER OKAY
AND PUT IT INTO THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF"
BALLOT BOX >> INTO THE BOX?
OKAY, YOU LOCK THE BOX >> Jimmy: IT'S LOCKED MAKE SURE
IT'S COMPLETELY SECURE PLEASE FASTEN THE BALLOT
STRAITJACKET >> THE STRAITJACKET.
I GOT THE STRAITJACKET >> Jimmy: WE HAVE --
[ LAUGHTER ] MAKE SURE THAT THE VOTE IS IN
AND SECURE >> THERE YOU GO.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW, THE VOTE IS
SECURELY LOCKED IN AND MAN, I JUST HOPE THE KIDS ARE
WATCHING >> Tariq: COOL
OKAY, WHO WON? [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ >> Jimmy: OKAY GEORGE, PLEASE
OPEN IT -- JUST OPEN IT. IT'S NOT REALLY LOCKED
>> IT IS LOCKED. >> Jimmy: NO, THERE YOU GO
ALL RIGHT. LET US KNOW.
THE WINNER IS BURGER NUMBER TWO!
>> NUMBER TWO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ >> Jimmy: YES!
WHAT OH, MY GOD
SORRY MIKE NO, PLEASE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH, MY GOSH.
THIS MAN KNOWS, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
YOU GUYS, I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
KIDS, I LOVE YOU, KIDS GOT TO BED, IT'S TOO LATE FOR
YOU RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU.
>> Tariq: LIV BREAD IN MILLBURN, NEW JERSEY.
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU GUYS
>> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT WIN IT NUMBER ONE
THE NUMBER ONE BURGER, RIGHT HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: BREAD, BROTHER
LOAVES, MY SHOP, BROTHER LOAVES WILL BE OPENING SOON
>> Jimmy: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE BURGER SCHOLAR, GEORGE MOTZ.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
EMILIA CLARKE, EVERYBODY OH, MY GOODNESS!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
YOU ARE THE WINNER [ APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME EMMY NOMINATED
ACTRESS FOR HER WORK ON "GAME OF THRONES."
SHE'S ALSO -- YEAH SHE'S ALSO CO-WRITTEN THIS NEW
COMIC BOOK CALLED "M.O.M.
MOTHER OF MADNESS. THE FIRST ISSUE CAME OUT TODAY HERE IS EMILIA CLARKE!
♪ HEY!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! HEY, BUD
>> HI. >> Jimmy: EMILIA, IT IS SO
GREAT TO SEE YOU I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS I KNOW WE DISCUSSED IT MAYBE
LAST TIME YOU WERE LIKE, YOU WERE WORKING ON OR HAD THIS
IDEA I KNOW A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO
THIS >> YES
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S OUT
OFFICIALLY TODAY >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IT'S THE STRANGEST THING. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF COOL THINGS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN
HERE, BY THE WAY YOU WENT SKYDIVING
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHICH -- HERE'S
A PHOTO OF YOU MID AIR SKYDIVING.
NOW -- NOW WHAT WOULD MADE YOU --
MAKE YOU WANT TO DO THIS YOU STILL LOOK GOOD EVEN
SKYDIVING. I -- YEAH, BUT I MEAN --
>> YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT.
HOW DID -- WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO DO THIS
>> OKAY. SO BASICALLY THIS WAS FOR MY
BIRTHDAY AND I THOUGHT OKAY, I'M TURNING
34 WHICH AT THAT POINT, NOW IT'S NOT SCARY
BUT AT THE TIME IT WAS - I COULDN'T EVEN FATHOM THE IDEA
THAT I WOULD TURN 34 SO, I THOUGHT I WOULD DO
SOMETHING THAT WAS TEN TIMES SCARIER THAN TURNING 34, WHICH
WAS JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE >> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE PERSON
STRAPPED TO YOU? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
AND DO YOU GET TO INTERVIEW THEM
DO YOU KNOW THEM BEFORE THEY'RE STRAPPED TO YOU?
DO THEY TALK TO YOU? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY SO DID YOU LIKE A -- DID YOU
GET A GOOD PAIRING DID YOU GET A WHACKY GUY OR
SOMETHING? I DON'T WANT A GUY GOING LIKE,
"THREE, TWO" AND THEN PULLS THE RIP CORD AND HE GOES -
YOU KNOW, OR DOES THE THING LIKE "ON THE COUNT OF FIVE
FIVE, FOUR --" AND THEN PULLS IT DOWN.
AND YOU GO, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WAS HE
>> SO MY MOM AND MY BROTHER WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAME
WITH ME. AND MY MOM IS NOT 34
AND SO I -- THEY GET PAIRED OFF WITH THEIR PEOPLE.
AND MY MOM GETS LIKE CHIPPER MICK KIND OF SCOUTS GUY
WHO LIKE IS, YOU KNOW, ALL OVER IT
HE'S LIKE THE TEAM LEADER. MY BROTHER GETS LIKE COOL
SERIOUS GUY, WHO'S TAKING IT REALLY SERIOUSLY -
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I WANT >> -- AND I JUST GET THIS GUY
WHO'S LIKE "ALL RIGHT, LOVE, LET'S GO FOR IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE
CRAZY GUY! THAT'S WHO I WOULD GET
>> THE CRAZY GUY >> Jimmy: THE CRAZY GUY WHO'S
LIKE, "LET'S DO IT OOPS
I'M NOT STRAPPED TO YOU. I FORGOT THE PARACHUTE, DUDE."
YOU KNOW - >> THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT THAT GUY >> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: YOU LANDED AND YOU WERE SO HAPPY OR MAD OR
SOMETHING. YOU JUST COULDN'T STOP
SCREAMING. LOOK AT YOU.
JUST - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. IT WAS THE BIGGEST ADRENALINE
RUSH OF MY ENTIRE LIFE ALSO, JUST FOR FUTURE
REFERENCE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE, DON'T TAKE
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO YOU.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING THERE, MY MOM, FIRST OF ALL,
TURNS AROUND TO ME AS THE DOOR OPENS AND JUST GOES --
I LOVE MY MOM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MOM. THAT'S AWESOME
THAT'S SO RAD. SEE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THAT.
I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW ALSO THE MARVEL
CINEMATIC UNIVERSE >> YES
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOW JOINING THE MARVEL UNIVERSE WITH THIS
NEW -- WITH THIS NEW MINISERIES
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY?
CAN WE SAY THE NAME OF IT OR NO
>> WELL, OKAY. SO, YEAH
I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN SAY IT'S CALLED "SECRET INVASION.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> BUT I'M ALREADY SCARED.
THE FIRST PEOPLE I SPOKE TO FROM MARVEL WERE THEIR SECURITY
TEAM AND I AM CONVINCED THERE IS
A MAN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THERE'S BEEN A CAR PARKED THERE
FOR A LONG TIME. AND I SWEAR TO GOD, HE'S
UNDERCOVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
BUT I THINK THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, YOU'RE ALSO GOOD AT
KEEPING GOOD SECRETS FOR 'GAME OF THRONES.' SO, LIKE, SHE'S
USED TO IT." >> THAT'S NOT --
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT THEY SCHOOLED ME.
AND SO - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT WELL, CONGRATS ON THAT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS -- YOU CO-WROTE THIS A NEW COMIC BOOK CALLED "M.O.M.
MOTHER OF MADNESS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: HOW DID -- HOW DID IT COME ABOUT
>> IT WAS JUST A SILLY IDEA. IT WAS A SILLY CONVERSATION
THAT HAPPENED IN A CAR ON OUR WAY TO A GIG WITH FRIENDS.
AND WE WERE LIKE, "YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THERE
WAS A SUPERHERO WHO WASN'T PERFECT AND WHO WAS JUST A BIG
MESS LIKE US?" AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT WOULD BE
REALLY FUNNY." AND WAS ANXIOUS.
THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY AND THEN I WENT HOME AND JUST
WROTE THAT SO I WROTE LIKE 50 PAGES OF
THIS AND THIS KIND OF CHARACTER JUST CAME OUT OF ME.
AND I DID ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND JUST A LOT OF -
THERE WAS A LOT OF MATERIAL THAT WAS READY TO COME OUT
AND NOW IT'S HERE. AND IT'S REAL THING.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S GREAT DO -- DO YOU MEET WITH ARTISTS
AND HOW DOES IT WORK >> YES
YEAH, YEAH SO NOW I KNOW THAT THERE'S A
A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT ARE INVOLVED IN MAKING A COMIC
THERE'S LIKE 11 PEOPLE THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A COMIC.
AND I TEAMED UP WITH THIS INCREDIBLE WRITER CALLED
MARGUERITE BENNETT, WHO WAS MY GURU AND MY GUIDE CAUSE I
DIDN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MAKING A COMIC
AND, SO I WROTE ALL THE STUFF AND THEN SHE TURNED IT INTO
COMIC. TURNED IT INTO THIS THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, COMIC FORM
>> THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. >> Jimmy: IT'S GORGEOUS.
IT'S WELL DONE >> THANK YOU
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
I MEAN, THIS IS A BIG DEAL DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BE
TURNED INTO A MOVIE OR A TV SHOW
>> WELL, OKAY. SO HERE'S THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT
THIS IT'S NOT WHY I STARTED
IT'S NOT WHY I MADE A COMIC. I MADE A COMIC CAUSE I'M CRAZY
AND SO I DID THAT. AND IF IT'S REALLY CRAP AND NO
ONE WANTS IT, THEN IT WON'T BE A MOVIE.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. PLEASE, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU -
>> IF IT'S GOOD -- >> WE ALL KNOW HOW SANE YOU
ARE. AND -- YEAH.
>> NO YOU DON'T. YES.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THIS THING IS FANTASTIC.
YOU GOT TO BE REALLY PROUD, BUD.
CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS AWESOME.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: EMILIA CLARKE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "M.O.M. MOTHER OF MADNESS" IS
AVAILABLE NOW. IT IS GREAT.
EMILIA AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
MORE OF EMILIA, IT'S GOING TO
BE FUN I LOVE THIS, BUDDY ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH
EMILIA CLARKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, EMILIA, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE
SHOW BEFORE. YOU HAVE A GREAT TALENT FOR
ACCENTS. SO I WANTED TO CHALLENGE YOU TO
SEE HOW MANY OF THEM YOU CAN DO
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THIS DING -
[ DING ] -- A NEW ACCENT WILL POP UP ON
SCREEN, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO SWITCH TO THAT ACCENT.
AND SINCE IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONGS OF THE SUMMER, I
THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN FOR YOU TO READ THE LYRICS TO
OLIVIA RODRIGO'S "GOOD 4 U." DOES THAT SOUND OKAY
[ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> I SAID I'M GOOD AT ACCENTS. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE LYRICS. SO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY
>> OKAY. [ NEW YORK ACCENT
"WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, YOU FRICKIN' MORON
I GUESS YOU MOVED ON REALLY EASILY
GO METS! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING ] [ VALLEY GIRL ACCENT ]
"YOU, LIKE, FOUND A NEW GIRL AND IT ONLY TOOK, LIKE,
A COUPLE WEEKS, OR WHATEVER. BUT, LIKE, REMEMBER WHEN YOU
SAID THAT YOU, LIKE, WANTED TO GIVE ME THE WORLD?
LIKE, OH, MY GOD, AS IF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] [ GERMAN ACCENT
"UND GOOD FOR YOU, FRAULEIN. I GUESS THAT YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING ON YOURSELF. I GUESS DAS THERAPIST I FOUND
FOR YOU, SHE REALLY HELPED, JA?"
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ]
[ FRENCH ACCENT "NOW YOU CAN BE, EH, BETTER MAN
FOR YOUR BRAND-NEW, UH, GIRL WELL, GOOD FOR YOU
YOU LOOK, HOW YOU SAY, HAPPY AND HEALTHY.
NOT MOI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] [ RUSSIAN ACCENT ]
"GOD, I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT
I'VE LOST MY MIND. I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT COLD,
COLD, LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ]
[ AUSTRALIAN ACCENT "I'VE LOST MY BLOOMIN' MIND!
I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT CRYIN' ON THE FLOOR OF THE BATHROOM.
LIKE, CRIKEY, MATE YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?
NAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] [ SOUTHERN ACCENT
"BUT YOU'RE SO UNAFFECTED, SUGAR.
I REALLY DON'T GET IT. BUT BLESS YOUR HEART, DARLIN'.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ]
[ IRISH ACCENT ] "BUT I GUESS GOOD FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS AMAZING. EMILIA CLARKE.
EMILIA CLARKE, EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
THAT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF THE "FADER UNCOVERED"
PODCAST AND HIS NEW SERIES "WATCH THE SOUND WITH
MARK RONSON" COMES TO APPLE TV PLUS ON JULY 30th. PLEASE WELCOME MARK RONSON
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME, BUD MARK RONSON IN THE HOUSE
WELCOME, BUDDY I ALWAYS -
>> CONGRATS. >> Jimmy: I GUESS IT'S NO BIG
DEAL [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL -- YEAH
IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S KIND OF A A SHOCK TO ME.
>> MAY I TOUCH IT? >> Jimmy: NO
I'D RATHER YOU NOT >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HOW'RE YOU DOING, BUD?
>> I'M FEEL GOOD >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING TO
COME OUT TO AN AUDIENCE. >> THIS IS SO AMAZING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR THE LONGEST
TIME >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I -- I JUST SAW IN THE PAPERS THAT YOU DEEJAYED
SOME EVENT MAYBE IT WAS A COUPLE WEEKS
AGO. IT WAS A GUCCI THING
IT WAS THIS GIANT THING. IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME OUT
HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE DEEJAYING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AGAIN
IT'S BEEN A YEAR -- ALMOST TWO YEARS.
>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, CAUSE IT'S SOMETHING I'VE DONE MY ENTIRE
LIFE SINCE I WAS 18. AND I GOOGLED AND IT SAID I
HADN'T DEEJAYED FOR 510 DAYS AND I WAS TERRIFIED.
AND THEN I GOT OUT AND I WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, AFTER
THREE SONGS OF NERVES, IT WAS GREAT AND I LOVED IT
>> Jimmy: IF ALL THINGS FAIL, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET UP AND JUST
PERFORM BECAUSE WHO KNEW THAT YOU WERE IN A BAND -
I DID NOT KNOW THIS. CALLED THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THESE GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: WHOA [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: QUEST, DID YOU KNOW THIS
>> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- MARK, I
LOVE THAT YOU SAVE - >> THAT'S ME
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I KNOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS -- WHAT WAS WHOLE EARTH MAMAS?
WHAT WAS THEIR VIBE? >> OKAY, WHOLE EARTH MAMAS WAS
A BAND IT WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL BAND
I DIDN'T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE NAME, BUT WE WERE ARGUING OVER
IT BEFORE OUR FIRST GIG AND OUR LEAD SINGER WAS LIKE, "WE'RE
GOING TO CALL IT THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS?
I WAS LIKE, "NO WE'RE NOT. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME."
AND THEN, HE HAD THE MIC AND BEFORE OUR FIRST SONG, HE
WAS LIKE, "HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE THE WHOLE
EARTH MAMAS. AND WE JUST LOOKED AT EACH
OTHER LIKE, "I GUESS WE'RE THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS NOW.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT'S THE MEANING BEHIND --
>> I -- I THINK IT WAS AT THE TIME IT WAS LIKE A VEGAN HIPPY
MALE ORDER CATALOG AND I DON'T KNOW
LIKE, SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: THAT DOES SOUND LIKE
A GOOD NAME FOR THAT >> YEAH, BEFORE THERE WAS,
LIKE, WHOLE FOODS AND ALL THIS TRENDY STUFF, THERE WAS LIKE
THIS ONE AND I THINK HIS MOM READ IT AND
WE WERE THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS AND WE GOT BOOKED FOR A LOT OF
ALL FEMALE, LIKE LINEUPS AND FESTIVALS BECAUSE PEOPLE
THOUGHT THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS, I WONDER WHY, WERE A GROUP OF
WOMEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET BOOKED,
AND THEN YOU SHOW UP AND THEY'RE LIKE "WHAT ARE
THESE DUDES DOING HERE?" >> YEAH.
YEAH, LIKE, THESE KIND OF LIKE, SUPER LIKE AMAZING, LIKE ALL
FEMINIST BAND LINEUPS AND WE JUST SHOW UP
WE WERE LIKE 15, SO NO ONE WAS GOING TO, LIKE, THROW CRAP AT
US >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT -- YOU DO YOU SO MUCH. THE PODCAST, "THE FADER
UNCOVERED. >> YES
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YOU ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION WITH
AMAZING MUSICIANS WHO HAPPEN TO BE ON THE COVER OF "FADER.
>> YES >> Jimmy: MAGAZINE, BUT HOW DID
YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO THIS? >> WELL, "THE FADER" CAME TO
ME I LOVE "THE FADER" MAGAZINE.
THEY ALWAYS HAVE REALLY COOL PEOPLE ON THE COVER.
AND THEY SAID "DO YOU WANT TO DO A THING WHERE YOU TALK TO
DAVID BYRNE, QUESTLOVE, ERYKAH BADU.
ALL OF THESE GREAT PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE COVER FOR OUR
MAGAZINE?" SO, I SAID, "OF COURSE."
I MEAN, I MAKE MUSIC BUT I'M ALSO -- I THINK I'M MORE OF
A FAN OF MUSIC THAN SOMEBODY WHO MAKES IT
SO THE IDEA OF TALKING AND BEING A NERD AND ASKING
DAVID BYRNE ABOUT THE TALKING HEADS AND AMERICAN UTOPIA AND
ALL OF THESE THINGS, IT'S SO EXCITING TO ME
>> Jimmy: I SAW A TRAILER FOR "WATCH THE SOUND WITH
MARK RONSON" AND YOU WERE TALKING TO DAVE GROHL AND YOU
WERE TALKING TO -- TALKING TO PAUL McCARTNEY
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHICH, I MEAN I'VE
KNOWN YOU FOREVER. BUT --
I WAS LIKE - >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GET NERVOUS >> OF COURSE
I MEAN, EVERYBODY -- YOU MUST EVEN STILL GET NERVOUS
I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH GREAT SKETCHES WITH HIM AND ALL
THAT STUFF YOU STILL GET NERVOUS.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'M NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.
>> IT'S PAUL McCARTNEY >> Jimmy: BUT YEAH, IT'S
PAUL McCARTNEY - >> NO, I MEAN WITH
PAUL McCARTNEY, NOT ME >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH NO
I MEAN, YEAH, I'M JUST ALWAYS NERVOUS.
BUT NO, WITH PAUL, I MEAN, YOU GET IN THERE
THIS IS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SAMPLING
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DOUBLE TRACKING
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
THINGS THAT WE KIND OF EVEN TAKE FOR GRANTED WHEN WE HEAR
SONGS. AND YOU GO WHAT GOES ON IN THE
BACKGROUND THAT'S SO INTERESTING.
>> EXACTLY THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THE THINGS
AND THE SOUNDS AND THE TOOLS THAT LIKE REVOLUTIONIZE MUSIC.
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU THINK OF A A SONG LIKE "PONY" BY GINUWINE
IT'S A GREAT SONG IF YOU SAT WITH AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND YOU
WENT, "I'M JUST A BACHELOR." LIKE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A
A GOOD SONG. BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF "PONY",
YOU THINK OF - ♪
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE, THAT'S WHEN SOUND IS GREAT.
EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST
>> YOU DO IT, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT BETTER THAN YOU
WE'RE EQUAL. NO
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST THAT -
[ APPLAUSE ] IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
THEY MEAN NOTHING. THEY MEAN NOTHING.
NO, BUT WHAT -- DID PAUL -- DID PAUL LIKE THE FINISHED PRODUCT
>> WELL, YES SO ANYWAY, YES
SO AS THE SHOW WAS LIKE FINISHING UP, I WAS -- I KNEW
THAT PAUL WAS GOING TO SEE HIS SCENE TO SCENES IF HE WAS HAPPY
WITH IT. CAUSE HE'S PAUL McCARTNEY.
HE GETS TO BE LIKE, "HEY, YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN
IDIOT. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH TO DO,
YEAH >> YEAH.
SO, I'M SITTING AT HOME ONE DAY AND I LOOK -- AND MY PHONE
VIBRATES AND I LOOK AND IT SAYS -- LIKE WHATEVER DUMB
THING I HAVE HIS NUMBER SAVED AS IN MY PHONE, LIKE, PMC
3 THOUSAND OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I LIKE, "WHAT?" LIKE, HE'S NEVER CALLED ME
I SHOULDN'T EVEN REALLY HAVE HIS NUMBER
SO I -- AND IT'S A FACETIME. AND IT'S 9:00 A.M.
IT'S CRAZY SO, I ANSWER AND HE'S LIKE,
"HEY MARK. LIKE, YOU KNOW -
YOU CAN DO THE THING >> Jimmy: "HEY MARK, GOOD
MORNING. WHAT YOU ARE DOING
YEAH." >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND HE JUST LOOKS COOL, RIGHT?
>> HE LOOKS LIKE A GOLDEN GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> HIS, LIKE, HAIR IS BLOWING AROUND
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M JUST LIKE "OH, GOD
HE'S GOING TO CALL AND TELL ME THAT LIKE, HE HATES THE SHOW
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EDIT IT OUT.
THE SHOW IS RUINED." LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER
AND HE WAS LIKE, "SO, I SAW THE SHOW."
AND I'M LIKE, YEAH, WAIT FOR IT
THIS IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE AND HE'S LIKE, "IT'S PRETTY
COOL." I WAS LIKE, "MAYBE IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE LIKE AS BAD AS I THINK.
HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME AND
SAMPLING, AND HOW YOU LINKED ME TO PUBLIC ENEMY AND THIS AND
THAT." AND I WAS LIKE, WOW.
>> Jimmy: HE WATCHED IT. >> YEAH, AND IT WAS JUST COOL
THAT HE DUG IT AND THEN HE WAS LIKE -- WE
STOPPED TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND HE WAS LIKE, "SO WHAT YOU
ARE DOING TODAY? AND I WAS LIKE, "WHOA.
AND I NOW I'M JUST SHOOTING THE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WITH PAUL McCARTNEY
>> Jimmy: WOW! >> AND THEN --
>> Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU TALK ABOUT?
>> WELL, I SAID, "I'M GOING TO THE STUDIO."
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. SO HE WAS LIKE "HOW IS THAT
GOING? I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M KIND
OF IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY SO I'VE NEVER WRITTEN MUSIC
LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY."
AND HE'S LIKE "WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THAT THEN?
YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?
HE'S LIKE "I'M IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY.
SO I'M LIKE SCRIBBLING THE NOTES.
YEAH, PAUL McCARTNEY SAID WRITE THIS SONG.
>> Jimmy: PAUL McCARTNEY WROTE --
>> ANY OTHER LINES, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> AND SO I -- SO I WENT AND I JUMPED IN THE SHOWER
I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR TELLING THIS STORY
AND I LOOK AT MY PHONE AND THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE VOICE
RECORDING ON MY PHONE FROM PAUL McCARTNEY
AND HE SUNG A LITTLE BIT OF THIS SONG TO TELL ME TO GO MAKE
THE SONG "I'M IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! DUDE THAT IS THE GREATEST STORY
I EVER HEARD THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE
>> IT'S CRAZY. SO I'M DROPPING IT ON SPOTIFY
FRIDAY, AND APPLE MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS -- YEAH, EXACTLY.
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT
HERE IS MARK RONSON AND
PAUL McCARTNEY IN "WATCH THE SOUND. TAKE A LOOK.
STUDIO, THE EARLY BEATLES STUFF, YOU'RE JUST THERE TO BE
THE BEST BAND YOU CAN BE AND THEN WHEN YOU START TO
DISCOVER MAKING THE STUDIO AN INSTRUMENT AND THEN BECOME AS
INVOLVED WITH THE TECH STUFF AS YOU WERE WITH THE SONGWRITING
AND PLAYING OF THE INSTRUMENTS >> YEAH.
WHEN WE ARRIVED AT ABBY ROAD, IT WAS POST WAR.
SO THE ENGINEERS WOULD HAVE LAB COATS.
WE WERE KIDS WE COULDN'T EVEN COME IN THE
MAIN ENTRANCE.
>> REALLY? >> WE CAME IN THE TRASHMEN'S ENTRANCE
>> Jimmy: WASN'T IT GREAT TO HEAR ALL THOSE STORIES
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: MARK RONSON,
EVERYBODY! "WATCH THE SOUND WITH
MARK RONSON" IT COMES TO APPLE TV PLUS ON
JULY 30th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM BRANDI CARLILE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
>> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE DEBUT OF HER NEW SONG "RIGHT ON TIME"
FROM HER UPCOMING ALBUM "IN
THESE SILENT DAYS," PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, BRANDI CARLILE
♪ ♪ COME BACK NOW
EVEN IF YOU CALL ME OU YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY NOW
OF COURSE YOU ARE ♪ ♪ I'M SCARED TO
DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU
I KNOW I ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE STRONGES
PERSON IN THE ROOM TURN BACK TIME
HELP ME TO REWIND ♪ ♪ AND WE CA
FIND OURSELVES AGAIN IT'S NOT TOO LAT
EITHER WAY ♪ ♪ I LOSE YOU IN
THESE SILENT DAY IT WASN'T RIGH
BUT IT WAS RIGHT ON TIME ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ ♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN
I CAN FEEL IT WHEN YOU HEART STARTS POUNDIN
IT'S BEYOND YOUR CONTROL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW IT I
IT'S GETTING TO THE POIN WHERE I CAN'T CARRY ON
I NEVER HELD MY BREATH ♪ ♪ FOR QUITE THIS LONG
AND I DON'T TAKE IT BACK I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO
IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪ ♪ EITHER WA
I LOSE YOU I THESE SILENT DAY
IT WASN'T RIGHT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ BUT IT WA
RIGHT ON TIME ♪ ♪ ♪
EITHER WAY I LOSE YOU IN ♪
♪ THESE SILENT DAYS IT WASN'T RIGH
BUT IT WAS RIGHT ON TIME ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. COME ON.
BRANDI CARLILE CATCH HER ON TOUR IN THE
U.S. NOW MY THANKS TO EMILIA CLARKE
BRANDI CARLILE MR. MARK RONSON, ONCE AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪