1 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,033 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,166 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,866 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 4 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:22,100 GUESTS - EMILIA CLARKE, 5 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:25,100 MARK RONSON, MUSICAL GUEST, BRANDI CARLILE 6 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:31,600 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 7 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:38,700 >> Questlove: 1494 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 8 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,400 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 10 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,966 LOOK AT THIS LISTEN TO THIS THIS. 11 00:00:49,966 --> 00:01:00,566 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WELCOME! 12 00:01:00,566 --> 00:01:08,033 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I SEE YOU. 13 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,333 HEY, I LOVE YOU. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 14 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,733 WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW!" 15 00:01:11,733 --> 00:01:15,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 16 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,066 HEY, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS FOR WINNING 17 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:19,933 THEIR FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP IN 50 YEARS 18 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:26,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50 YEARS 19 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:27,466 THAT'S RIGHT, THEY BEAT THE PHOENIX SUNS 105-98. 20 00:01:27,466 --> 00:01:34,666 BUT OF COURSE, ARIZONA HAS DEMANDED A RECOUNT 21 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:36,966 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FINALS MVP WAS 22 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,466 GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO, WHO'S FROM GREECE. 23 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,866 YEP. A GREEK NBA SUPERSTAR. 24 00:01:43,866 --> 00:01:46,066 HE CAN BE FIRST PERSON TO STAR IN "SPACE JAM" AND "MAMMA MIA. 25 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:50,333 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING IN TH 26 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:56,866 AIR THAT NIGHT ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,500 CHER CHER CAME IN IN THE SECOND ONE 28 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,033 >> Steve: YEAH DUDE, YOU HAD TO "CHER" THAT 29 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:01,333 IMPRESSION >> Jimmy: SHARE, YEAH. 30 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,000 CHER HAS GOT TO AM COME BACK >> Steve: YEAH 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,966 >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO COME BACK IN THAT THIRD ONE 32 00:02:04,966 --> 00:02:07,366 I LOVE "MAMMA MIA 2. "IS THAT MY BOYFRIEND? 33 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:09,966 [ LAUGHTER ] "WHO 34 00:02:09,966 --> 00:02:12,800 YOU MEAN FERNANDO? [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,333 JUST SETTING IT UP LAST NIGHT'S GAME WAS WILD 36 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,200 THE BUCKS HAD 65,000 FANS 37 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,933 WATCHING FROM OUTSIDE THE ARENA. LOOK AT THIS 38 00:02:22,466 --> 00:02:26,266 >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. YEAH 39 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:28,366 IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL 65,000 FANS RUSHED TO THE ONE 40 00:02:28,366 --> 00:02:30,333 PUBLIC BATHROOM INSIDE STARBUCKS. 41 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:35,133 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, TODAY, PRESIDENT 42 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:36,766 BIDEN TRAVELED TO CINCINNATI, OHIO, FOR A CNN TOWN HALL. 43 00:02:36,766 --> 00:02:39,833 I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS DULL, BUT THEY USED IT TO DISPERSE ALL 44 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:44,400 THE BUCKS FANS IN MILWAUKEE. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,733 SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, NEW POLL FOUND THAT 66% OF 46 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:50,333 AMERICANS APPROVE OF BIDEN'S HANDLING OF THE CORONAVIRUS. 47 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,633 THE OTHER 34% LIKE THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE BACK WHEN WE 48 00:02:51,633 --> 00:03:00,400 HAD TO CLOROX WIPE OUR BANANAS [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,000 MEANWHILE, THE OLYMPICS ARE JUST TWO DAYS AWAY AND I SAW 50 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,400 THAT DUE TO COVID CONCERNS, THE U.S. WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS 51 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,533 TEAM HAS LEFT THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE TO STAY AT A NEARBY 52 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:11,733 HOTEL. >> Steve: OOH. 53 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,000 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW THERE IS A PROBLEM WHEN RED ROOF INN IS 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,566 THE SAFER OPTION [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:17,866 THAT'S RIGHT THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE 56 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:19,066 AND I SAW THAT EVERY SPORT HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE LOGO DESIGNED 57 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:23,033 FOR THE GAMES. FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S TENNIS 58 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:25,100 YEAH AND, WELL, IT TURNS OUT WHILE 59 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,833 THESE ARE THE OFFICIAL LOGOS FOR OLYMPIC EVENTS, THEY'RE 60 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,833 ALSO THE UNOFFICIAL LOGOS FOR SOME OTHER THINGS. 61 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,766 I'LL SHOW WHAT YOU I MEAN. HERE IS ANOTHER LOGO 62 00:03:30,766 --> 00:03:33,400 OFFICIALLY - [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:39,733 -- OFFICIALLY IT'S "JUDO." UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "SHOPPING AT 64 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:45,733 T.J. MAX." [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:47,366 HERE'S ANOTHER LOGO. OFFICIALLY IT'S "WRESTLING." 66 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:51,400 UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "SOMEONE WHO LOST A CONTACT LENS. 67 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 [ LAUGHTER ] "WILL YOU HELP ME? 68 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,066 "YEAH. AND FINALLY, HERE'S ONE LAST 69 00:03:55,066 --> 00:03:57,466 LOGO OFFICIALLY IT'S "CANOE SPRINT. 70 00:03:57,466 --> 00:04:00,933 UNOFFICIALLY, IT'S "THE GUY THAT REGRETS RENTING A STANDUP 71 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:03,133 PADDLE BOARD ON VACATION." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 72 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:08,366 "BUT IT LOOKED COOL IN -- IT LOOKED COOL IN THE PICTURES. 73 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:10,333 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. CNN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE 74 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,733 LAUNCHING THEIR OWN STREAMING SERVICE CALLED CNN PLUS. 75 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:18,866 [ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY SURE THERE IS ALREADY A 76 00:04:18,866 --> 00:04:20,400 A PLACE TO STREAM CNN 24 HOURS A DAY. 77 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,566 IT'S CALLED CNN. RIGHT? 78 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:26,933 AM I MISSING SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,500 WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. REPORTS OF IN-FLIGHT 80 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,033 DISTURBANCES ARE UP 500% THIS YEAR 81 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:31,400 IN-FLIGHT DISTURBANCES NOW AIRLINES ARE HAVING TO BE 82 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,333 A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE, AND THEY'RE EVEN ADJUSTING THEIR 83 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,933 SLOGANS. TAKE A LOOK. 84 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:37,133 AMERICAN AIRLINES NEW SLOGAN IS "WE DUCT TAPED A LADY, DON'T 85 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:41,833 THINK WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 86 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,133 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 87 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,300 THAT'S REAL. [ APPLAUSE ] 88 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,066 ALSO, DELTA'S NEW SLOGAN IS "NOW OFFERING COMPLIMENTARY 89 00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:49,366 MOUTH GUARDS." I MEAN, THAT'S - 90 00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:52,300 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE WOW. 91 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,600 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FRONTIER'S NEW SLOGAN IS "WE 92 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,700 CAN'T AFFORD TO PRESS CHARGES SO DO WHATEVER, BRO. 93 00:04:55,700 --> 00:05:00,733 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO FOR IT. 94 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,066 WELL, GET THIS, HIDDEN VALLEY IS NOW SELLING A ONE AND A HALF 95 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:04,566 POUND TUB OF SOMETHING CALLED PEPPERONI PIZZA DIP. 96 00:05:04,566 --> 00:05:09,366 CHECK IT OUT HERE'S A PHOTO 97 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:11,133 [ AUDIENCE OOHs YUP. 98 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,433 PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT SOME THINGS FROM HIDDEN VALLEY 99 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:14,733 SHOULD PROBABLY REMAIN HIDDEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:18,666 AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY. 101 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:19,966 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW! 102 00:05:19,966 --> 00:05:23,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID I NOT LEAD WITH THAT 103 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,433 TODAY IS NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY. TO CELEBRATE, NATHAN'S HAS FIVE 104 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,033 CENT HOT DOGS, AND FOR A A DOLLAR, 7-ELEVEN SOLD 105 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,266 SOMETHING COOKED DURING THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION 106 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:33,733 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 107 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,500 IT'S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY. SO BETWEEN THAT AND JEFF BEZOS' 108 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,800 ROCKET, WHAT A WEEK IT HAS BEEN FOR PHALLIC-SHAPED OBJECTS 109 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,233 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 110 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:45,566 ♪ ♪ 111 00:05:45,566 --> 00:06:00,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS 112 00:06:00,066 --> 00:06:02,900 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 113 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,333 A REMINDER TO TUNE IN FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS 114 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:07,000 OPENING CEREMONY WE HAVE A VERY BIG SHOW HERE AT 115 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,966 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE HAVE MATT DAMON ON THE 116 00:06:08,966 --> 00:06:12,000 PROGRAM. >> Steve: WHOA 117 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,666 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE 118 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:14,966 JASON SEDEIKIS ON THE PROGRAM. >> Steve: WHAT 119 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:16,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND CAMILA CABELLO 120 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:18,666 WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OOOH 121 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,866 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL IN STUDIO. 122 00:06:20,866 --> 00:06:22,266 AND WE'RE DOING A FUN NEW GAME WITH BTS ALL IN THE SAME SHOW 123 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:26,766 FRIDAY NIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:30,233 SET YOUR DVRs, EVERYBODY BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 125 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:31,466 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CO-WROTE THE NEW COMIC BOOK 126 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:33,966 "MOM: MOTHER OF MADNESS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW 127 00:06:33,966 --> 00:06:43,066 EMILIA CLARKE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:06:43,066 --> 00:06:44,366 AND HIS NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "WATCH THE SOUND WITH 129 00:06:44,366 --> 00:06:45,366 MARK RONSON" PREMIERS JULY 30th. 130 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:46,866 ONE OF OUR PALS, MARK RONSON IS HERE TONIGHT 131 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:53,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. 132 00:06:53,966 --> 00:06:55,500 >> Jimmy: TALENTED DUDE. >> Steve: LOVELY 133 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,933 >> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY AND THEN TALK ABOUT TALENTED, 134 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:58,033 WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM 135 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,066 BRANDI CARLILE >> Steve: WOW. 136 00:07:01,066 --> 00:07:03,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. 137 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:08,500 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE BRANDI CARLILE 138 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,666 THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, IF WE HAVE TIME, TARIQ AND I - 139 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,600 >> Steve: IF WE HAVE TIME. >> Jimmy: IF WE HAVE TIME FOR 140 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,166 IT >> Steve: YOU MIGHT RUN OUT OF 141 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,933 TIME >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 142 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:19,233 TARIQ AND I ARE COMPETING TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE BEST 143 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:22,966 BURGER IN THE FIRST EVER "TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF." 144 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:27,000 >> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,300 NICE WHAT'S THE RECORD? 146 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,266 WHAT HAVE I WON AND WHAT - DIP OFF, I LOST. 147 00:07:31,266 --> 00:07:33,766 >> Tariq: LOST, YEP. LOST THAT ONE. 148 00:07:33,766 --> 00:07:35,300 >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT WAS IT MY DIP OFF WAS GOOD, THOUGH 149 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,466 MINE WAS LIKE A CHICKEN -- >> Tariq: YOU DID, LIKE, A HOT 150 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:40,300 CHICKEN DIP. >> Jimmy: YEAH 151 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,600 BUT YOU DID -- YEAH, AND DID YOU LIKE SOME TYPE OF LIKE, HOT 152 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,366 SALMON DIP >> Tariq: NO 153 00:07:44,366 --> 00:07:46,200 STOP TRYING TO PLAY ME [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,866 I DID -- I DID - >> Jimmy: BARFED IT. 155 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:51,500 >> Tariq: I DID THE DELICIOUS ONE THAT RIGHTFULLY WON. 156 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,000 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Tariq: AND THEN - 157 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,666 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER MAN YOU GO TO A SUPER BOWL PARTY, 158 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,533 YOU NEVER SEE HIS DIP. >> Tariq: AND THEN THE CAKE 159 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,800 OFF. >> Jimmy: OH, THE CAKE OFF WAS 160 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,533 CLOSE ON THE CAKE. >> Tariq: THE CAKE OFF WAS 161 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:02,400 NOWHERE NEAR CLOSE [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,033 >> Jimmy: I WAS CLOSE. BUT I ENDED UP DESTROYING THE 163 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,800 FACE OF WHAT I WAS MAKING. [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,433 >> Tariq: RIGHT, SO YOU LOST THAT ONE 165 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:08,533 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT MAKES IT MORE REAL. 166 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:10,166 YEAH THEN IT'S AUTHENTIC. 167 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:12,466 >> Tariq: AND THEN WE DID THE BARBECUE OFF 168 00:08:12,466 --> 00:08:13,966 BUT IT WAS WAS THE UNCONVENTIONAL BARBECUE OFF 169 00:08:13,966 --> 00:08:15,933 'CAUSE IT WAS NO BURGERS, NO DOGS OR ANYTHING 170 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:23,733 AND, YEAH, I GUESS YOU LOST THAT ONE 171 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:25,333 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'LL SEE WHAT 172 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,666 HAPPENS TONIGHT. >> Steve: TONIGHT. 173 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:28,566 FOURTH'S THE CHARM >> Jimmy: LIK,E I'VE ALWAYS 174 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:29,300 SAID -- YEAH, TODAY IS A NEW DAY. 175 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,166 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW 176 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,466 AND THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE TONIGHT ON THE BURGER OFF IF WE 177 00:08:32,466 --> 00:08:33,466 HAVE TIME FOR IT [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:08:33,466 --> 00:08:34,766 WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL CHAMP IS 179 00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:38,800 ABOVE ALL, NOT JUST BURGERS. >> Steve: SO WHOEVER WINS THIS 180 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,100 ONE WINS IT ALL? KING OF FOOD 181 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,066 >> Jimmy: IS A BURGER FOOD >> Steve: SURE 182 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:44,700 >> Jimmy: THEN THIS IS THE KING OF FOOD TONIGHT. 183 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,000 >> Steve: YEAH >> Tariq: OKAY 184 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,433 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR 185 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,133 OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. THIS IS FUN. 186 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:55,200 ♪ TONIGHT SHOW POLLS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 187 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,500 >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "HOW ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR 188 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,133 SUMMER?" 25% SAID, "GOING ON VACATION." 189 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:03,500 18% SAID, "SPENDING TIME WITH FAMILY." 190 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,733 57% SAID, "WATCHING BILLIONAIRES LAUNCH THEMSELVES 191 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,000 INTO SPACE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 192 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,200 THAT'S AN INTERESTING SUMMER >> Steve: YEAH 193 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,266 GREAT. >> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT 194 00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:13,766 IS THE WORST THING TO BRING TO A BARBECUE?" 195 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:15,600 50% SAID, "WARM BEER." 40% SAID, "FLIMSY PAPER 196 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,266 PLATES." 10% SAID, "YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO 197 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:22,300 IS OBSESSED WITH BITCOIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 198 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:27,233 >> Steve: "IT'S A BLOCK CHAIN. >> Jimmy: "IS IT COOL WE VAPE 199 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,966 IN HERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:09:29,966 --> 00:09:32,933 THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHERE DO YOU GO TO COOL OFF?" 201 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:35,433 20% SAID, "THE POOL. 20% SAID, "THE BEACH." 202 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:37,733 60% SAID, "I JUST STICK MY HEAD IN THE VEGETABLE MISTERS AT 203 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:44,066 SHOPRITE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 204 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,366 NEXT ONE ASKS, "HOW SHOULD PARENTS RESPOND WHEN THEIR 205 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:47,233 CHILD GETS INTO A FIGHT? 35% SAID, "GROUND THEM." 206 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:51,500 15% SAID, "TAKE THEM TO A COUNSELOR. 207 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,800 50% SAID, "SEND THEM TO MOVE WITH THEIR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN 208 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,866 BEL-AIR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 209 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:58,600 50%. >> Steve: 50%. 210 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,466 HALF OF THE -- >> Jimmy: LAST ONE ASKS, "WHAT 211 00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:03,766 DO YOU DO AT FAMILY REUNIONS?" 10% SAID, "FIRE UP THE GRILL." 212 00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:06,033 10% SAID, "PLAY OUTDOOR GAMES. 80% SAID, "STAND AROUND WITH MY 213 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:09,633 COUSINS AND SAY 'SOOO.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,400 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. 215 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,700 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW 216 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,333 BURGER OFF!" COME ON, BACK. 217 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:36,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 218 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,066 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. 219 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,933 SINCE IT'S SUMMER TIME, TARIQ AND I HAD A FRIENDLY 220 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,233 COMPETITION TO SEE WHO COULD MAKE THE BEST BURGER 221 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:44,466 THAT'S RIGHT IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST 222 00:10:44,466 --> 00:10:46,166 ANNUAL -- IS IT GONNA BE ANNUAL 223 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,900 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF. 224 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:54,466 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 225 00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:55,666 RIGHT NOW, WE WILL FIND OUT, FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO 226 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:58,600 IS THE FOOD MASTER THE RULES ARE SIMPLE 227 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,800 WE EACH HAD TO MAKE A BURGER AND PAIR IT WITH A SIDE AND 228 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,300 DRINK. WHOEVER MAKES THE MOST 229 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,466 DELICIOUS PLATE POSSIBLE IS THE WINNER AND GETS THEIR NAME 230 00:11:04,466 --> 00:11:05,633 ENGRAVED ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" BURGER OFF GOLDEN HAMBURGER. 231 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:07,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EARLIER, TARIQ AND I MADE OUR 232 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:19,900 BURGERS AND WE RECORDED THE WHOLE THING. CHECK IT OUT 233 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,800 >> Tariq: HEY, WHAT'S UP THE CHAMP IS HERE. 234 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,000 I'M TARIQ TROTTER. I'M HERE TO WIN PROBABLY MY 235 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,033 THIRD RING I DECIDED TO GO WITH A KOBE 236 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,766 BEEF BURGER ON A HOMEMADE BRIOCHE BUN WITH GARLIC TRUFFLE 237 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:40,466 FRIES. I THINK JIMMY'S GONNA TRY AND 238 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,100 GO HIGH-LOW. THERE'S A PLACE IN 239 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,533 NEW YORK CITY THAT SERVES A BURGER, IT'S LIKE $1 THOUSAND 240 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,166 OR SOMETHING THERE'S GOLD LEAF. 241 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:52,066 I THINK HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 242 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,933 >> Jimmy: I'M JIMMY FALLON AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME [ BLEEP ] 243 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,866 BURGERS. A CHAMPAGNE DOUBLE SMASHED 244 00:11:56,866 --> 00:12:02,566 MUSTARD BURGER WITH CAVIAR FRIES. 245 00:12:02,566 --> 00:12:06,166 ♪ IT'S A SMASH BURGER THAT'S 246 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:09,333 SMASHING WE'RE GOING TO USE THIS GROUND 247 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,166 BEEF RIGHT HERE. THIS IS CHUCK. 248 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,466 THIS IS 70/30. LOOK AT THIS 249 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,700 WE'LL PUT OUR MEAT INTO THE BOTTOM 250 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,100 IT SHOWS THE EXACT AMOUNT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE FOR 251 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,700 EACH PATTY JIMMY, YOU'RE A GENIUS 252 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,233 I ALREADY KNOW THAT. THIS IS HOW I MAKE A HAMBURGER 253 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:26,066 >> KOBE BEEF IS SOMETHING THAT YOU DO FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION. 254 00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:32,833 AND THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION IN THAT IT'S AN ASS WHOOPING 255 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:33,966 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GONNA FRESHLY PLOP IT THERE SO THAT 256 00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:36,433 IT COOKS IN ITS OWN JUICES THAT'S A HOT PLOP. 257 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,566 >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO PUT THESE GUYS ON THE AREA THAT 258 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:41,166 I'VE ALREADY ONIONED UP. I THINK A MISTAKE THAT SOME 259 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:42,333 PEOPLE MAKE IS THAT THEY FLATTEN THEIR BURGERS OUT. 260 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,500 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THE BURGER IS SMASHED SO THIN. 261 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:54,833 CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA WANT IT CRISPY ON THAT BOTTOM. 262 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:57,333 LOOK AT THAT HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 263 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:02,233 >> RONALD Mc-[ BLEEP ]-DONALD. >> Tariq: A KOBE BEEF BURGER 264 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,433 WILL PROBABLY LIKE HAVE A VEGAN OR A VEGETARIAN, YOU KNOW, 265 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,533 LOOKING BOTH WAYS AND THEN TAKING A LITTLE BITE 266 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:09,666 TAKING A LITTLE NIB. >> Jimmy: GET THE CHAMPAGNE 267 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:10,766 POPPING. [ POPPING SOUND 268 00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,966 THERE YOU GO IN THIS RECIPE, YOU'RE GONNA 269 00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:13,266 NEED SOME DRY MUSTARD, ONE CUP OF SUGAR, THREE EGGS AND 270 00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:14,700 CHAMPAGNE VINEGAR. AND YOU'RE GONNA END UP WITH 271 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,200 THIS AMAZING SAUCE A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE MUSTARD 272 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,800 SAUCE. I'M JUST PUTTING IT OUT IN THE 273 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,800 ETHER THAT I'M GOING TO WIN. I MAKE MY LOW-KEY HORNS AND I 274 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:31,200 GO, "COME ON I WANT THE GOLDEN HAMBURGER. 275 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,966 >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT HAM -- GOLDEN HAMBURGER BUN? 276 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:33,933 YEAH NO THANKS. 277 00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:38,200 OH, YEAH NOW WE HEAR THAT SIZZLE TOO. 278 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,500 THESE ARE HOMEMADE FRIES THAT I'M MAKING WITH YUKON GOLD 279 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,666 POTATOES USING BOTH GARLIC AND TRUFFLE AS WELL AS GREEN 280 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,333 ONIONS THOSE ARE THE FRIES. 281 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,966 I WENT AND TOOK, LIKE, A CRASH COURSE IN MAKING BRIOCHE BREAD 282 00:13:44,966 --> 00:13:51,800 AND THIS IS THE END RESULT >> Jimmy: LOOK, I'M A DOWN TO 283 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,266 EARTH GUY. EVERYONE'S LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU'RE 284 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,933 A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU EAT WITH YOUR 285 00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:56,266 BURGER?" I'M LIKE, "CAVIAR. 286 00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:57,666 POMMES SOUFFLE WITH CAVIAR." AND LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL 287 00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,200 LITTLE CRISPNESS ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? 288 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:04,266 COME ON. >> MY DRINK OF CHOICE IS GOING 289 00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:05,533 TO BE A MEZCAL MARGARITA THAT I'M GOING TO SERVE IN HICKORY 290 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,600 SMOKED GLASS LOOK, I KNOW DOPE PEOPLE, I DO 291 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:17,566 DOPE [ BLEEP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,500 GODDAMN. >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, YOUR 293 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,133 KETCHUP. THEN YOU PUT IT ON YOUR CLEAN 294 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:27,700 PLATE. THERE YOU HAVE IT. 295 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,266 CHAMPAGNE MUSTARD DOUBLE SMASHED CHEESEBURGER WITH 296 00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:32,333 CAVIAR DREAMS! >> Tariq: KOBE BEEF BURGER, 297 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:36,800 GARLIC TRUFFLE FRIES JIMMY, BOW DOWN. 298 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,233 >> Jimmy: HISTORY COULD BE MADE 299 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,433 THIS IS VERY EXCITING. ♪ 300 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:45,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO DECIDE THE WINNING PLATE WE 301 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:49,266 HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST SERVING AS OUR MASTER BURGER JUDGE. 302 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:51,666 HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE "GREAT AMERICAN BURGER BOOK. 303 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:54,166 AND "THE NEW YORK TIMES" HAS CALLED HIM THE FOREMOST 304 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,033 AUTHORITY ON HAMBURGERS. PLEASE WELCOME THE BURGER 305 00:14:56,666 --> 00:15:05,433 SCHOLAR HIMSELF, GEORGE MOTZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 306 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,166 YES, GEORGE! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, 307 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,400 GEORGE I APPRECIATE IT. 308 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,933 HOW'S YOUR SUMMER GOING? >> IT'S BEEN GREAT 309 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:13,433 IT'S ALL GOOD. WARM 310 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:14,566 >> Jimmy: IT'S ABOUT TO GET BETTER, GEORGE, BECAUSE IT'S 311 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:17,033 TIME TO TRY THE BURGERS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 312 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,233 PLEASE TRY EITHER BURGER NUMBER ONE OR BURGER NUMBER TWO 313 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:21,366 IT'S UP TO YOU >> I'M GONNA GO IN REVERSE 314 00:15:21,366 --> 00:15:22,933 ORDER. >> Jimmy: SURE, REVERSE ORDER. 315 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,566 START WITH NUMBER TWO. GO FOR IT. 316 00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:25,966 >> OH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,066 THERE'S A DRINK THAT GOES WITH THIS, RIGHT? 318 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:33,333 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WOW, IT'S VERY SMART TO GET 319 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:38,566 ME BUZZED FOR JUDGING. I LIKE THAT. 320 00:15:38,566 --> 00:15:39,666 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE ALL WAYS THINKING HERE. 321 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,533 >> OKAY. WELL, HANG ON A SECOND 322 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:44,666 >> Jimmy: DESCRIBE IT. >> WHERE DO I GO INTO THIS 323 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,333 THING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, DESCRIBE IT. 324 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,400 >> I SEE HOT PEPPERS >> Jimmy: OKAY 325 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,600 >> THIS IS BIG IT'S GOT GOOD -- IT HAS 326 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,766 GREAT -- GREAT HEFT. >> Jimmy: OH, HEFT 327 00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:54,200 >> HEFT IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GET POINTS FOR 328 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,500 HEFT >> I THINK I SEE SOME JALAPENOS 329 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,666 IN THERE TOO I SEE KETCHUP ON THERE THOUGH. 330 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,733 >> UH-OH >> Jimmy: UH-OH. 331 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:01,933 >> I'M GONNA TAKE A BITE, CAUSE I HAVE TO, BUT I'M NOT A BIG 332 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,466 FAN OF KETCHUP ON BURGERS. MMM. 333 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:05,100 MMM. THAT'S A TASTY BURGER. 334 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:12,666 WOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU ARE TASTING 335 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,000 >> YES I TASTE -- OH, JALAPENOS 336 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,400 HOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 337 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,566 I TASTE KETCHUP, UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF KETCHUP 338 00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:19,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY. YEAH 339 00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,300 >> I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER BITE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 340 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,033 >> IT'S ALSO ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE BUNS, A POTATO ROLL 341 00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:26,433 I LIKE THAT. WAIT, WHAT'S ON THE SIDE HERE, 342 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,633 SCALLOPS WHAT IS THAT 343 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:33,000 OH, NO >> Jimmy: IT'S CAVIAR. 344 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,133 >> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK AND SOMEONE'S TRYING TO 345 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:43,500 GET ME, OBVIOUSLY, CAVIAR. >> OH, WOW 346 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,000 THAT'S ACTUALLY, KIND OF, NICE CHASER 347 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,733 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INTERESTING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 348 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:56,500 NOT A CLEAR WINNER >> IT'S VERY GOOD. 349 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,800 >> Jimmy: NOT A CLEAR LOSER EITHER, YEAH 350 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,133 OKAY, THAT WAS BURGER NUMBER TWO. 351 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,766 HERE'S BURGER NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE, NO ORDER 352 00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:02,066 >> NUMBER ONE IN REVERSE - OOH. 353 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:03,166 OKAY OKAY 354 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,000 THIS IS A DRINK -- OH, I SEE -- LOOK AT THIS 355 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,300 THAT'S A POOL SIDE COCKTAIL. OOH, THAT'S A MARGARITA. 356 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,700 I LIKE A MARGARITA THAT A CHAMPAGNE, I THINK? 357 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH I THINK SO 358 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,000 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS -- NOT A BIG FAN OF 359 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,266 THE BUN, TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. AND MORE KETCHUP 360 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,133 >> OOH >> BUN'S A LITTLE TOO BIG. 361 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,866 SORRY. IT'S A LITTLE BIT -- 362 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,066 >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE TRY - >> IT'S A -- LIKE, A THROW 363 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:27,433 PILLOW [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,733 AND IT ACTUALLY WON'T FIT IN MY MOUTH. 365 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:31,266 I HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT IT MIGHT SQUEEZE ON -- 366 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:32,800 >> Jimmy: CAN'T FIT IN THE HUMAN MOUTH, YEAH. 367 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,300 >> WOW, THAT'S A -- WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF BREAD 368 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,600 OH, OKAY I GET IT 369 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,366 IS THAT SPICE? IT'S SOME KIND OF A KETCHUP 370 00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:42,500 AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,466 OKAY YOU GUYS LIKE KETCHUP. 372 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:49,300 BOTH OF YOU LIKE KETCHUP, OBVIOUSLY. 373 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,900 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 374 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:58,700 >> FANTASTIC >> Jimmy: GEORGE, THE MOMENT OF 375 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,233 TRUTH HAS COME PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR CHOICE 376 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:03,733 FOR THE WINNING BURGER OKAY 377 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,566 AND PUT IT INTO THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW BURGER OFF" 378 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:10,600 BALLOT BOX >> INTO THE BOX? 379 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:15,966 OKAY, YOU LOCK THE BOX >> Jimmy: IT'S LOCKED MAKE SURE 380 00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:17,600 IT'S COMPLETELY SECURE PLEASE FASTEN THE BALLOT 381 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,000 STRAITJACKET >> THE STRAITJACKET. 382 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,633 I GOT THE STRAITJACKET >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- 383 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,000 [ LAUGHTER ] MAKE SURE THAT THE VOTE IS IN 384 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:29,866 AND SECURE >> THERE YOU GO. 385 00:18:29,866 --> 00:18:30,833 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW, THE VOTE IS 386 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,133 SECURELY LOCKED IN AND MAN, I JUST HOPE THE KIDS ARE 387 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:38,366 WATCHING >> Tariq: COOL 388 00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:39,433 OKAY, WHO WON? [ LAUGHTER ] 389 00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,200 ♪ >> Jimmy: OKAY GEORGE, PLEASE 390 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,633 OPEN IT -- JUST OPEN IT. IT'S NOT REALLY LOCKED 391 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:47,666 >> IT IS LOCKED. >> Jimmy: NO, THERE YOU GO 392 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,833 ALL RIGHT. LET US KNOW. 393 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,133 THE WINNER IS BURGER NUMBER TWO! 394 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,366 >> NUMBER TWO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:54,633 ♪ >> Jimmy: YES! 396 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,300 WHAT OH, MY GOD 397 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,500 SORRY MIKE NO, PLEASE 398 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,366 ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH, MY GOSH. 399 00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:02,333 THIS MAN KNOWS, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT 400 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,033 YOU GUYS, I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:10,066 I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU 402 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,833 KIDS, I LOVE YOU, KIDS GOT TO BED, IT'S TOO LATE FOR 403 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,900 YOU RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. 404 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,433 >> Tariq: LIV BREAD IN MILLBURN, NEW JERSEY. 405 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,066 WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU GUYS 406 00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,400 >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT WIN IT NUMBER ONE 407 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,933 THE NUMBER ONE BURGER, RIGHT HERE 408 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:19,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: BREAD, BROTHER 409 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,200 LOAVES, MY SHOP, BROTHER LOAVES WILL BE OPENING SOON 410 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,300 >> Jimmy: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE BURGER SCHOLAR, GEORGE MOTZ. 411 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,366 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 412 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,100 EMILIA CLARKE, EVERYBODY OH, MY GOODNESS! 413 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:27,666 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 414 00:19:28,466 --> 00:21:54,333 YOU ARE THE WINNER [ APPLAUSE ] ♪ 415 00:21:54,566 --> 00:21:55,700 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME EMMY NOMINATED 416 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,600 ACTRESS FOR HER WORK ON "GAME OF THRONES." 417 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600 SHE'S ALSO -- YEAH SHE'S ALSO CO-WRITTEN THIS NEW 418 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,133 COMIC BOOK CALLED "M.O.M. 419 00:21:58,533 --> 00:21:59,500 MOTHER OF MADNESS. THE FIRST ISSUE CAME OUT TODAY HERE IS EMILIA CLARKE! 420 00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:00,033 ♪ HEY! 421 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:00,866 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! HEY, BUD 422 00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:01,600 >> HI. >> Jimmy: EMILIA, IT IS SO 423 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,500 GREAT TO SEE YOU I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK ABOUT 424 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,233 THIS I KNOW WE DISCUSSED IT MAYBE 425 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,366 LAST TIME YOU WERE LIKE, YOU WERE WORKING ON OR HAD THIS 426 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,133 IDEA I KNOW A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO 427 00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:05,500 THIS >> YES 428 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,266 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S OUT 429 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:07,066 OFFICIALLY TODAY >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 430 00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:07,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 431 00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:09,000 >> IT'S THE STRANGEST THING. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH 432 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,200 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF COOL THINGS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN 433 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:10,966 HERE, BY THE WAY YOU WENT SKYDIVING 434 00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:11,700 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHICH -- HERE'S 435 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,433 A PHOTO OF YOU MID AIR SKYDIVING. 436 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:13,166 NOW -- NOW WHAT WOULD MADE YOU -- 437 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,166 MAKE YOU WANT TO DO THIS YOU STILL LOOK GOOD EVEN 438 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:14,933 SKYDIVING. I -- YEAH, BUT I MEAN -- 439 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:15,800 >> YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT. 440 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,666 HOW DID -- WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO DO THIS 441 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:17,466 >> OKAY. SO BASICALLY THIS WAS FOR MY 442 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,333 BIRTHDAY AND I THOUGHT OKAY, I'M TURNING 443 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,233 34 WHICH AT THAT POINT, NOW IT'S NOT SCARY 444 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,366 BUT AT THE TIME IT WAS - I COULDN'T EVEN FATHOM THE IDEA 445 00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:21,300 THAT I WOULD TURN 34 SO, I THOUGHT I WOULD DO 446 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,466 SOMETHING THAT WAS TEN TIMES SCARIER THAN TURNING 34, WHICH 447 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,566 WAS JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE >> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE PERSON 448 00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:24,166 STRAPPED TO YOU? >> YEAH. 449 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:24,900 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 450 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,633 AND DO YOU GET TO INTERVIEW THEM 451 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,633 DO YOU KNOW THEM BEFORE THEY'RE STRAPPED TO YOU? 452 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:27,266 DO THEY TALK TO YOU? >> NO. 453 00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:28,066 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM? >> NO. 454 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:28,966 >> Jimmy: OKAY SO DID YOU LIKE A -- DID YOU 455 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:29,933 GET A GOOD PAIRING DID YOU GET A WHACKY GUY OR 456 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:30,800 SOMETHING? I DON'T WANT A GUY GOING LIKE, 457 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,900 "THREE, TWO" AND THEN PULLS THE RIP CORD AND HE GOES - 458 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,000 YOU KNOW, OR DOES THE THING LIKE "ON THE COUNT OF FIVE 459 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,833 FIVE, FOUR --" AND THEN PULLS IT DOWN. 460 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,633 AND YOU GO, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME. 461 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:35,200 I DON'T KNOW HOW WAS HE 462 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,366 >> SO MY MOM AND MY BROTHER WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAME 463 00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:37,033 WITH ME. AND MY MOM IS NOT 34 464 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,066 AND SO I -- THEY GET PAIRED OFF WITH THEIR PEOPLE. 465 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,133 AND MY MOM GETS LIKE CHIPPER MICK KIND OF SCOUTS GUY 466 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:39,900 WHO LIKE IS, YOU KNOW, ALL OVER IT 467 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,966 HE'S LIKE THE TEAM LEADER. MY BROTHER GETS LIKE COOL 468 00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:41,933 SERIOUS GUY, WHO'S TAKING IT REALLY SERIOUSLY - 469 00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:43,100 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I WANT >> -- AND I JUST GET THIS GUY 470 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,033 WHO'S LIKE "ALL RIGHT, LOVE, LET'S GO FOR IT. 471 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:44,866 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE 472 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:45,600 CRAZY GUY! THAT'S WHO I WOULD GET 473 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,566 >> THE CRAZY GUY >> Jimmy: THE CRAZY GUY WHO'S 474 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,133 LIKE, "LET'S DO IT OOPS 475 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,266 I'M NOT STRAPPED TO YOU. I FORGOT THE PARACHUTE, DUDE." 476 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:48,766 YOU KNOW - >> THAT. 477 00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:49,566 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THAT GUY >> EXACTLY 478 00:22:49,566 --> 00:22:50,633 >> Jimmy: YOU LANDED AND YOU WERE SO HAPPY OR MAD OR 479 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,366 SOMETHING. YOU JUST COULDN'T STOP 480 00:22:51,366 --> 00:22:51,933 SCREAMING. LOOK AT YOU. 481 00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:52,433 JUST - [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:53,266 >> YEAH. IT WAS THE BIGGEST ADRENALINE 483 00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:54,200 RUSH OF MY ENTIRE LIFE ALSO, JUST FOR FUTURE 484 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,433 REFERENCE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE, DON'T TAKE 485 00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:56,466 THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO YOU. 486 00:22:56,466 --> 00:22:57,600 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING THERE, MY MOM, FIRST OF ALL, 487 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,666 TURNS AROUND TO ME AS THE DOOR OPENS AND JUST GOES -- 488 00:22:58,666 --> 00:22:59,300 I LOVE MY MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,166 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MOM. THAT'S AWESOME 490 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:01,100 THAT'S SO RAD. SEE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THAT. 491 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,200 I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW ALSO THE MARVEL 492 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:02,800 CINEMATIC UNIVERSE >> YES 493 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,966 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOW JOINING THE MARVEL UNIVERSE WITH THIS 494 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:04,666 NEW -- WITH THIS NEW MINISERIES 495 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,400 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY? 496 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,100 CAN WE SAY THE NAME OF IT OR NO 497 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:06,666 >> WELL, OKAY. SO, YEAH 498 00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:07,800 I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN SAY IT'S CALLED "SECRET INVASION. 499 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,666 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> BUT I'M ALREADY SCARED. 500 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,866 THE FIRST PEOPLE I SPOKE TO FROM MARVEL WERE THEIR SECURITY 501 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:10,600 TEAM AND I AM CONVINCED THERE IS 502 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,700 A MAN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THERE'S BEEN A CAR PARKED THERE 503 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,566 FOR A LONG TIME. AND I SWEAR TO GOD, HE'S 504 00:23:12,566 --> 00:23:13,900 UNDERCOVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 505 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,433 BUT I THINK THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, YOU'RE ALSO GOOD AT 506 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:16,600 KEEPING GOOD SECRETS FOR 'GAME OF THRONES.' SO, LIKE, SHE'S 507 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,666 USED TO IT." >> THAT'S NOT -- 508 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:23,766 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT THEY SCHOOLED ME. 509 00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:29,766 AND SO - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 510 00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:32,266 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT WELL, CONGRATS ON THAT 511 00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:33,366 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE 512 00:23:33,366 --> 00:23:35,766 THIS IS -- YOU CO-WROTE THIS A NEW COMIC BOOK CALLED "M.O.M. 513 00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:38,166 MOTHER OF MADNESS. >> YES 514 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,466 >> Jimmy: HOW DID -- HOW DID IT COME ABOUT 515 00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:41,333 >> IT WAS JUST A SILLY IDEA. IT WAS A SILLY CONVERSATION 516 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,766 THAT HAPPENED IN A CAR ON OUR WAY TO A GIG WITH FRIENDS. 517 00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:43,900 AND WE WERE LIKE, "YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THERE 518 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,033 WAS A SUPERHERO WHO WASN'T PERFECT AND WHO WAS JUST A BIG 519 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:45,966 MESS LIKE US?" AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT WOULD BE 520 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,133 REALLY FUNNY." AND WAS ANXIOUS. 521 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:50,000 THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY AND THEN I WENT HOME AND JUST 522 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,966 WROTE THAT SO I WROTE LIKE 50 PAGES OF 523 00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:54,100 THIS AND THIS KIND OF CHARACTER JUST CAME OUT OF ME. 524 00:23:54,100 --> 00:24:07,033 AND I DID ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND JUST A LOT OF - 525 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:10,200 THERE WAS A LOT OF MATERIAL THAT WAS READY TO COME OUT 526 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:21,000 AND NOW IT'S HERE. AND IT'S REAL THING. 527 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,533 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S GREAT DO -- DO YOU MEET WITH ARTISTS 528 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:23,833 AND HOW DOES IT WORK >> YES 529 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,166 YEAH, YEAH SO NOW I KNOW THAT THERE'S A 530 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,233 A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT ARE INVOLVED IN MAKING A COMIC 531 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,333 THERE'S LIKE 11 PEOPLE THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A COMIC. 532 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,533 AND I TEAMED UP WITH THIS INCREDIBLE WRITER CALLED 533 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,666 MARGUERITE BENNETT, WHO WAS MY GURU AND MY GUIDE CAUSE I 534 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:30,666 DIDN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MAKING A COMIC 535 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,866 AND, SO I WROTE ALL THE STUFF AND THEN SHE TURNED IT INTO 536 00:24:31,866 --> 00:24:33,066 COMIC. TURNED IT INTO THIS THING. 537 00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:34,366 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, COMIC FORM 538 00:24:34,366 --> 00:24:35,900 >> THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. >> Jimmy: IT'S GORGEOUS. 539 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:50,866 IT'S WELL DONE >> THANK YOU 540 00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,566 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 541 00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:55,766 I MEAN, THIS IS A BIG DEAL DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BE 542 00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:56,633 TURNED INTO A MOVIE OR A TV SHOW 543 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:57,833 >> WELL, OKAY. SO HERE'S THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT 544 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:04,633 THIS IT'S NOT WHY I STARTED 545 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,133 IT'S NOT WHY I MADE A COMIC. I MADE A COMIC CAUSE I'M CRAZY 546 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:07,366 AND SO I DID THAT. AND IF IT'S REALLY CRAP AND NO 547 00:25:07,366 --> 00:25:10,333 ONE WANTS IT, THEN IT WON'T BE A MOVIE. 548 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,500 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. PLEASE, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU - 549 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,933 >> IF IT'S GOOD -- >> WE ALL KNOW HOW SANE YOU 550 00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:15,233 ARE. AND -- YEAH. 551 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:18,500 >> NO YOU DON'T. YES. 552 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,500 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS THING IS FANTASTIC. 553 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,800 YOU GOT TO BE REALLY PROUD, BUD. 554 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,200 CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS AWESOME. 555 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,600 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: EMILIA CLARKE. 556 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "M.O.M. MOTHER OF MADNESS" IS 557 00:25:26,933 --> 00:25:28,133 AVAILABLE NOW. IT IS GREAT. 558 00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,200 EMILIA AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. 559 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,066 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 560 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:31,666 MORE OF EMILIA, IT'S GOING TO 561 00:25:31,933 --> 00:26:40,933 BE FUN I LOVE THIS, BUDDY ♪ 562 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,166 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH 563 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:42,966 EMILIA CLARKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 564 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:44,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, EMILIA, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE 565 00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:44,933 SHOW BEFORE. YOU HAVE A GREAT TALENT FOR 566 00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:45,800 ACCENTS. SO I WANTED TO CHALLENGE YOU TO 567 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,500 SEE HOW MANY OF THEM YOU CAN DO 568 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,200 EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THIS DING - 569 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,033 [ DING ] -- A NEW ACCENT WILL POP UP ON 570 00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:49,033 SCREEN, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO SWITCH TO THAT ACCENT. 571 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:50,166 AND SINCE IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONGS OF THE SUMMER, I 572 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,166 THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN FOR YOU TO READ THE LYRICS TO 573 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,166 OLIVIA RODRIGO'S "GOOD 4 U." DOES THAT SOUND OKAY 574 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:52,900 [ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 575 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,833 LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 576 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:54,933 >> I SAID I'M GOOD AT ACCENTS. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 577 00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:56,033 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE LYRICS. SO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY 578 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:56,666 >> OKAY. [ NEW YORK ACCENT 579 00:26:56,666 --> 00:26:57,500 "WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, YOU FRICKIN' MORON 580 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,266 I GUESS YOU MOVED ON REALLY EASILY 581 00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:58,800 GO METS! [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,500 [ DING ] [ VALLEY GIRL ACCENT ] 583 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,566 "YOU, LIKE, FOUND A NEW GIRL AND IT ONLY TOOK, LIKE, 584 00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:01,700 A COUPLE WEEKS, OR WHATEVER. BUT, LIKE, REMEMBER WHEN YOU 585 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,700 SAID THAT YOU, LIKE, WANTED TO GIVE ME THE WORLD? 586 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:03,700 LIKE, OH, MY GOD, AS IF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 587 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,300 [ DING ] [ GERMAN ACCENT 588 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,366 "UND GOOD FOR YOU, FRAULEIN. I GUESS THAT YOU'VE BEEN 589 00:27:05,366 --> 00:27:06,400 WORKING ON YOURSELF. I GUESS DAS THERAPIST I FOUND 590 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,133 FOR YOU, SHE REALLY HELPED, JA?" 591 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:07,666 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] 592 00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:08,666 [ FRENCH ACCENT "NOW YOU CAN BE, EH, BETTER MAN 593 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:12,800 FOR YOUR BRAND-NEW, UH, GIRL WELL, GOOD FOR YOU 594 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,566 YOU LOOK, HOW YOU SAY, HAPPY AND HEALTHY. 595 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,300 NOT MOI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 596 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,500 [ DING ] [ RUSSIAN ACCENT ] 597 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,433 "GOD, I WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT 598 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,100 I'VE LOST MY MIND. I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT COLD, 599 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,466 COLD, LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER NIGHT. 600 00:27:27,466 --> 00:27:29,766 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ] 601 00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:32,066 [ AUSTRALIAN ACCENT "I'VE LOST MY BLOOMIN' MIND! 602 00:27:32,066 --> 00:27:33,800 I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT CRYIN' ON THE FLOOR OF THE BATHROOM. 603 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,766 LIKE, CRIKEY, MATE YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE? 604 00:27:35,766 --> 00:27:37,633 NAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 605 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,933 [ DING ] [ SOUTHERN ACCENT 606 00:27:39,933 --> 00:27:41,433 "BUT YOU'RE SO UNAFFECTED, SUGAR. 607 00:27:41,433 --> 00:27:43,733 I REALLY DON'T GET IT. BUT BLESS YOUR HEART, DARLIN'. 608 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,366 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ] 609 00:27:45,366 --> 00:27:49,900 [ IRISH ACCENT ] "BUT I GUESS GOOD FOR YOU. 610 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,000 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 611 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,500 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 612 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,033 THAT IS AMAZING. EMILIA CLARKE. 613 00:27:55,033 --> 00:27:59,400 EMILIA CLARKE, EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 614 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,800 "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK 615 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,566 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 616 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,833 THAT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 617 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:27,033 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF THE "FADER UNCOVERED" 618 00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:28,066 PODCAST AND HIS NEW SERIES "WATCH THE SOUND WITH 619 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:32,800 MARK RONSON" COMES TO APPLE TV PLUS ON JULY 30th. PLEASE WELCOME MARK RONSON 620 00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:38,400 ♪ ♪ 621 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:47,133 >> Jimmy: WELCOME, BUD MARK RONSON IN THE HOUSE 622 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:56,666 WELCOME, BUDDY I ALWAYS - 623 00:28:56,666 --> 00:29:03,866 >> CONGRATS. >> Jimmy: I GUESS IT'S NO BIG 624 00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:07,366 DEAL [ LAUGHTER ] 625 00:29:07,366 --> 00:29:09,666 IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL -- YEAH 626 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,400 IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S KIND OF A A SHOCK TO ME. 627 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,000 >> MAY I TOUCH IT? >> Jimmy: NO 628 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,733 I'D RATHER YOU NOT >> OKAY. 629 00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:19,366 >> Jimmy: HOW'RE YOU DOING, BUD? 630 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,666 >> I'M FEEL GOOD >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING TO 631 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:25,933 COME OUT TO AN AUDIENCE. >> THIS IS SO AMAZING. 632 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:29,366 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 633 00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:31,000 >> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR THE LONGEST 634 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,966 TIME >> YEAH. 635 00:29:31,966 --> 00:29:33,733 >> Jimmy: I -- I JUST SAW IN THE PAPERS THAT YOU DEEJAYED 636 00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:39,933 SOME EVENT MAYBE IT WAS A COUPLE WEEKS 637 00:29:39,933 --> 00:29:40,933 AGO. IT WAS A GUCCI THING 638 00:29:40,933 --> 00:29:42,900 IT WAS THIS GIANT THING. IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME OUT 639 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,533 HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE DEEJAYING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AGAIN 640 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,266 IT'S BEEN A YEAR -- ALMOST TWO YEARS. 641 00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:47,700 >> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, CAUSE IT'S SOMETHING I'VE DONE MY ENTIRE 642 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,866 LIFE SINCE I WAS 18. AND I GOOGLED AND IT SAID I 643 00:29:50,866 --> 00:29:58,066 HADN'T DEEJAYED FOR 510 DAYS AND I WAS TERRIFIED. 644 00:29:58,066 --> 00:29:59,166 AND THEN I GOT OUT AND I WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, AFTER 645 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,200 THREE SONGS OF NERVES, IT WAS GREAT AND I LOVED IT 646 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,466 >> Jimmy: IF ALL THINGS FAIL, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET UP AND JUST 647 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,700 PERFORM BECAUSE WHO KNEW THAT YOU WERE IN A BAND - 648 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:06,400 I DID NOT KNOW THIS. CALLED THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS 649 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,766 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED 650 00:30:10,766 --> 00:30:12,533 TO THESE GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ] 651 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,166 >> Questlove: WHOA [ APPLAUSE ] 652 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:14,966 >> Jimmy: QUEST, DID YOU KNOW THIS 653 00:30:14,966 --> 00:30:16,366 >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- MARK, I 654 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:17,100 LOVE THAT YOU SAVE - >> THAT'S ME 655 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,066 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I KNOW >> YEAH. 656 00:30:19,066 --> 00:30:20,166 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS -- WHAT WAS WHOLE EARTH MAMAS? 657 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,866 WHAT WAS THEIR VIBE? >> OKAY, WHOLE EARTH MAMAS WAS 658 00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:25,400 A BAND IT WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL BAND 659 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,766 I DIDN'T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE NAME, BUT WE WERE ARGUING OVER 660 00:30:26,766 --> 00:30:27,966 IT BEFORE OUR FIRST GIG AND OUR LEAD SINGER WAS LIKE, "WE'RE 661 00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:28,900 GOING TO CALL IT THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS? 662 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:34,133 I WAS LIKE, "NO WE'RE NOT. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME." 663 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,233 AND THEN, HE HAD THE MIC AND BEFORE OUR FIRST SONG, HE 664 00:30:37,233 --> 00:30:39,300 WAS LIKE, "HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE THE WHOLE 665 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,166 EARTH MAMAS. AND WE JUST LOOKED AT EACH 666 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,466 OTHER LIKE, "I GUESS WE'RE THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS NOW. 667 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,433 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT'S THE MEANING BEHIND -- 668 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:46,966 >> I -- I THINK IT WAS AT THE TIME IT WAS LIKE A VEGAN HIPPY 669 00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:49,033 MALE ORDER CATALOG AND I DON'T KNOW 670 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:51,000 LIKE, SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: THAT DOES SOUND LIKE 671 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,100 A GOOD NAME FOR THAT >> YEAH, BEFORE THERE WAS, 672 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,300 LIKE, WHOLE FOODS AND ALL THIS TRENDY STUFF, THERE WAS LIKE 673 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,166 THIS ONE AND I THINK HIS MOM READ IT AND 674 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,366 WE WERE THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS AND WE GOT BOOKED FOR A LOT OF 675 00:30:55,366 --> 00:30:56,533 ALL FEMALE, LIKE LINEUPS AND FESTIVALS BECAUSE PEOPLE 676 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:57,733 THOUGHT THE WHOLE EARTH MAMAS, I WONDER WHY, WERE A GROUP OF 677 00:30:57,733 --> 00:30:58,300 WOMEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 678 00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:15,066 SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET BOOKED, 679 00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:16,566 AND THEN YOU SHOW UP AND THEY'RE LIKE "WHAT ARE 680 00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:17,900 THESE DUDES DOING HERE?" >> YEAH. 681 00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:19,300 YEAH, LIKE, THESE KIND OF LIKE, SUPER LIKE AMAZING, LIKE ALL 682 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,400 FEMINIST BAND LINEUPS AND WE JUST SHOW UP 683 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,900 WE WERE LIKE 15, SO NO ONE WAS GOING TO, LIKE, THROW CRAP AT 684 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:26,833 US >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK 685 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:29,566 ABOUT -- YOU DO YOU SO MUCH. THE PODCAST, "THE FADER 686 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:34,166 UNCOVERED. >> YES 687 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,233 >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YOU ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION WITH 688 00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:36,433 AMAZING MUSICIANS WHO HAPPEN TO BE ON THE COVER OF "FADER. 689 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,200 >> YES >> Jimmy: MAGAZINE, BUT HOW DID 690 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,266 YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO THIS? >> WELL, "THE FADER" CAME TO 691 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,900 ME I LOVE "THE FADER" MAGAZINE. 692 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,000 THEY ALWAYS HAVE REALLY COOL PEOPLE ON THE COVER. 693 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,333 AND THEY SAID "DO YOU WANT TO DO A THING WHERE YOU TALK TO 694 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:48,133 DAVID BYRNE, QUESTLOVE, ERYKAH BADU. 695 00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:50,466 ALL OF THESE GREAT PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE COVER FOR OUR 696 00:31:50,466 --> 00:31:56,700 MAGAZINE?" SO, I SAID, "OF COURSE." 697 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,900 I MEAN, I MAKE MUSIC BUT I'M ALSO -- I THINK I'M MORE OF 698 00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,633 A FAN OF MUSIC THAN SOMEBODY WHO MAKES IT 699 00:31:59,633 --> 00:32:01,700 SO THE IDEA OF TALKING AND BEING A NERD AND ASKING 700 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,200 DAVID BYRNE ABOUT THE TALKING HEADS AND AMERICAN UTOPIA AND 701 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,633 ALL OF THESE THINGS, IT'S SO EXCITING TO ME 702 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,833 >> Jimmy: I SAW A TRAILER FOR "WATCH THE SOUND WITH 703 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:08,100 MARK RONSON" AND YOU WERE TALKING TO DAVE GROHL AND YOU 704 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,533 WERE TALKING TO -- TALKING TO PAUL McCARTNEY 705 00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,833 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHICH, I MEAN I'VE 706 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:23,366 KNOWN YOU FOREVER. BUT -- 707 00:32:23,366 --> 00:32:26,533 I WAS LIKE - >> I KNOW. 708 00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:29,700 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GET NERVOUS >> OF COURSE 709 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,766 I MEAN, EVERYBODY -- YOU MUST EVEN STILL GET NERVOUS 710 00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:32,100 I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH GREAT SKETCHES WITH HIM AND ALL 711 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,300 THAT STUFF YOU STILL GET NERVOUS. 712 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,300 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'M NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. 713 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,666 >> IT'S PAUL McCARTNEY >> Jimmy: BUT YEAH, IT'S 714 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,866 PAUL McCARTNEY - >> NO, I MEAN WITH 715 00:32:36,866 --> 00:32:38,333 PAUL McCARTNEY, NOT ME >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 716 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,066 YEAH NO 717 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,500 I MEAN, YEAH, I'M JUST ALWAYS NERVOUS. 718 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,033 BUT NO, WITH PAUL, I MEAN, YOU GET IN THERE 719 00:32:43,033 --> 00:32:44,233 THIS IS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SAMPLING 720 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:45,633 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DOUBLE TRACKING 721 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:47,300 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 722 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,466 THINGS THAT WE KIND OF EVEN TAKE FOR GRANTED WHEN WE HEAR 723 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:49,333 SONGS. AND YOU GO WHAT GOES ON IN THE 724 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,066 BACKGROUND THAT'S SO INTERESTING. 725 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:51,900 >> EXACTLY THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THE THINGS 726 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,966 AND THE SOUNDS AND THE TOOLS THAT LIKE REVOLUTIONIZE MUSIC. 727 00:32:53,966 --> 00:32:59,333 SO, YOU KNOW, YOU THINK OF A A SONG LIKE "PONY" BY GINUWINE 728 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,733 IT'S A GREAT SONG IF YOU SAT WITH AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND YOU 729 00:33:00,733 --> 00:33:02,400 WENT, "I'M JUST A BACHELOR." LIKE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A 730 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,800 A GOOD SONG. BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF "PONY", 731 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:14,500 YOU THINK OF - ♪ 732 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,266 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 733 00:33:16,266 --> 00:33:17,233 LIKE, THAT'S WHEN SOUND IS GREAT. 734 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,000 EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST 735 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,966 >> YOU DO IT, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 736 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:21,266 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT BETTER THAN YOU 737 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:23,066 WE'RE EQUAL. NO 738 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,166 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST THAT - 739 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,366 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 740 00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:26,766 THEY MEAN NOTHING. THEY MEAN NOTHING. 741 00:33:26,766 --> 00:33:28,633 NO, BUT WHAT -- DID PAUL -- DID PAUL LIKE THE FINISHED PRODUCT 742 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:29,833 >> WELL, YES SO ANYWAY, YES 743 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,233 SO AS THE SHOW WAS LIKE FINISHING UP, I WAS -- I KNEW 744 00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:32,466 THAT PAUL WAS GOING TO SEE HIS SCENE TO SCENES IF HE WAS HAPPY 745 00:33:32,466 --> 00:33:34,100 WITH IT. CAUSE HE'S PAUL McCARTNEY. 746 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,500 HE GETS TO BE LIKE, "HEY, YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN 747 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,133 IDIOT. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH TO DO, 748 00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:46,200 YEAH >> YEAH. 749 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,400 SO, I'M SITTING AT HOME ONE DAY AND I LOOK -- AND MY PHONE 750 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,500 VIBRATES AND I LOOK AND IT SAYS -- LIKE WHATEVER DUMB 751 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,633 THING I HAVE HIS NUMBER SAVED AS IN MY PHONE, LIKE, PMC 752 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:56,633 3 THOUSAND OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 753 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:58,366 >> AND I LIKE, "WHAT?" LIKE, HE'S NEVER CALLED ME 754 00:33:58,366 --> 00:33:59,566 I SHOULDN'T EVEN REALLY HAVE HIS NUMBER 755 00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:01,100 SO I -- AND IT'S A FACETIME. AND IT'S 9:00 A.M. 756 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,633 IT'S CRAZY SO, I ANSWER AND HE'S LIKE, 757 00:34:02,633 --> 00:34:04,700 "HEY MARK. LIKE, YOU KNOW - 758 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:11,033 YOU CAN DO THE THING >> Jimmy: "HEY MARK, GOOD 759 00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:12,133 MORNING. WHAT YOU ARE DOING 760 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,500 YEAH." >> YEAH, YEAH. 761 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,933 >> Jimmy: AND HE JUST LOOKS COOL, RIGHT? 762 00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:18,800 >> HE LOOKS LIKE A GOLDEN GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 763 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,200 >> HIS, LIKE, HAIR IS BLOWING AROUND 764 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,833 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M JUST LIKE "OH, GOD 765 00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,000 HE'S GOING TO CALL AND TELL ME THAT LIKE, HE HATES THE SHOW 766 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,133 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EDIT IT OUT. 767 00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:25,866 THE SHOW IS RUINED." LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER 768 00:34:25,866 --> 00:34:26,966 AND HE WAS LIKE, "SO, I SAW THE SHOW." 769 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:27,966 AND I'M LIKE, YEAH, WAIT FOR IT 770 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,300 THIS IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE AND HE'S LIKE, "IT'S PRETTY 771 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,500 COOL." I WAS LIKE, "MAYBE IT'S NOT 772 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,900 GOING TO BE LIKE AS BAD AS I THINK. 773 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,200 HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME AND 774 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,433 SAMPLING, AND HOW YOU LINKED ME TO PUBLIC ENEMY AND THIS AND 775 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:36,166 THAT." AND I WAS LIKE, WOW. 776 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:38,366 >> Jimmy: HE WATCHED IT. >> YEAH, AND IT WAS JUST COOL 777 00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:41,066 THAT HE DUG IT AND THEN HE WAS LIKE -- WE 778 00:34:41,066 --> 00:34:42,966 STOPPED TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND HE WAS LIKE, "SO WHAT YOU 779 00:34:42,966 --> 00:34:44,600 ARE DOING TODAY? AND I WAS LIKE, "WHOA. 780 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,433 AND I NOW I'M JUST SHOOTING THE -- 781 00:34:46,433 --> 00:34:50,600 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WITH PAUL McCARTNEY 782 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,666 >> Jimmy: WOW! >> AND THEN -- 783 00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:54,100 >> Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU TALK ABOUT? 784 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,166 >> WELL, I SAID, "I'M GOING TO THE STUDIO." 785 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:58,566 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. SO HE WAS LIKE "HOW IS THAT 786 00:34:58,566 --> 00:35:02,866 GOING? I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M KIND 787 00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:04,066 OF IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY SO I'VE NEVER WRITTEN MUSIC 788 00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:06,800 LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY." 789 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,100 AND HE'S LIKE "WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THAT THEN? 790 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,833 YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 791 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,166 HE'S LIKE "I'M IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY. 792 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:12,566 SO I'M LIKE SCRIBBLING THE NOTES. 793 00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,766 YEAH, PAUL McCARTNEY SAID WRITE THIS SONG. 794 00:35:14,766 --> 00:35:16,300 >> Jimmy: PAUL McCARTNEY WROTE -- 795 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,466 >> ANY OTHER LINES, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 796 00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:21,100 >> AND SO I -- SO I WENT AND I JUMPED IN THE SHOWER 797 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:23,400 I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR TELLING THIS STORY 798 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,600 AND I LOOK AT MY PHONE AND THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE VOICE 799 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:29,300 RECORDING ON MY PHONE FROM PAUL McCARTNEY 800 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,600 AND HE SUNG A LITTLE BIT OF THIS SONG TO TELL ME TO GO MAKE 801 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:36,966 THE SONG "I'M IN LOVE AND I'M HAPPY. 802 00:35:36,966 --> 00:35:38,600 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! DUDE THAT IS THE GREATEST STORY 803 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,900 I EVER HEARD THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 804 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,966 >> IT'S CRAZY. SO I'M DROPPING IT ON SPOTIFY 805 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:46,900 FRIDAY, AND APPLE MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 806 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,333 >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- YEAH, EXACTLY. 807 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,866 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT 808 00:35:49,866 --> 00:35:50,400 HERE IS MARK RONSON AND 809 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,300 PAUL McCARTNEY IN "WATCH THE SOUND. TAKE A LOOK. 810 00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:57,266 STUDIO, THE EARLY BEATLES STUFF, YOU'RE JUST THERE TO BE 811 00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:59,666 THE BEST BAND YOU CAN BE AND THEN WHEN YOU START TO 812 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:03,866 DISCOVER MAKING THE STUDIO AN INSTRUMENT AND THEN BECOME AS 813 00:36:03,866 --> 00:36:05,200 INVOLVED WITH THE TECH STUFF AS YOU WERE WITH THE SONGWRITING 814 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:10,100 AND PLAYING OF THE INSTRUMENTS >> YEAH. 815 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,500 WHEN WE ARRIVED AT ABBY ROAD, IT WAS POST WAR. 816 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,466 SO THE ENGINEERS WOULD HAVE LAB COATS. 817 00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:15,533 WE WERE KIDS WE COULDN'T EVEN COME IN THE 818 00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:20,033 MAIN ENTRANCE. 819 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:24,800 >> REALLY? >> WE CAME IN THE TRASHMEN'S ENTRANCE 820 00:36:26,366 --> 00:36:29,300 >> Jimmy: WASN'T IT GREAT TO HEAR ALL THOSE STORIES 821 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:30,833 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: MARK RONSON, 822 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,133 EVERYBODY! "WATCH THE SOUND WITH 823 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,566 MARK RONSON" IT COMES TO APPLE TV PLUS ON 824 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,666 JULY 30th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 825 00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,066 A PERFORMANCE FROM BRANDI CARLILE 826 00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:56,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 827 00:36:56,100 --> 00:37:00,466 >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE DEBUT OF HER NEW SONG "RIGHT ON TIME" 828 00:37:00,466 --> 00:37:01,100 FROM HER UPCOMING ALBUM "IN 829 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:05,233 THESE SILENT DAYS," PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, BRANDI CARLILE 830 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:14,633 ♪ ♪ COME BACK NOW 831 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:22,000 EVEN IF YOU CALL ME OU YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY NOW 832 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:30,400 OF COURSE YOU ARE ♪ ♪ I'M SCARED TO 833 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,566 DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU 834 00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:39,366 I KNOW I ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE STRONGES 835 00:37:39,366 --> 00:37:46,033 PERSON IN THE ROOM TURN BACK TIME 836 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:51,533 HELP ME TO REWIND ♪ ♪ AND WE CA 837 00:37:51,533 --> 00:38:00,033 FIND OURSELVES AGAIN IT'S NOT TOO LAT 838 00:38:00,033 --> 00:38:06,366 EITHER WAY ♪ ♪ I LOSE YOU IN 839 00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:09,333 THESE SILENT DAY IT WASN'T RIGH 840 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:21,866 BUT IT WAS RIGHT ON TIME ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 841 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:32,933 ♪ ♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN 842 00:38:32,933 --> 00:38:36,100 I CAN FEEL IT WHEN YOU HEART STARTS POUNDIN 843 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:44,633 IT'S BEYOND YOUR CONTROL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW IT I 844 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,700 IT'S GETTING TO THE POIN WHERE I CAN'T CARRY ON 845 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:52,700 I NEVER HELD MY BREATH ♪ ♪ FOR QUITE THIS LONG 846 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:55,533 AND I DON'T TAKE IT BACK I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO 847 00:38:55,533 --> 00:39:05,066 IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪ ♪ EITHER WA 848 00:39:05,066 --> 00:39:09,566 I LOSE YOU I THESE SILENT DAY 849 00:39:09,566 --> 00:39:17,666 IT WASN'T RIGHT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 850 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:18,300 ♪ BUT IT WA 851 00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:37,400 RIGHT ON TIME ♪ ♪ ♪ 852 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,333 EITHER WAY I LOSE YOU IN ♪ 853 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,933 ♪ THESE SILENT DAYS IT WASN'T RIGH 854 00:39:52,933 --> 00:40:12,733 BUT IT WAS RIGHT ON TIME ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 855 00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:15,800 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS. 856 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,300 THANK YOU SO MUCH. COME ON. 857 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,166 BRANDI CARLILE CATCH HER ON TOUR IN THE 858 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:24,633 U.S. NOW MY THANKS TO EMILIA CLARKE 859 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:29,666 BRANDI CARLILE MR. MARK RONSON, ONCE AGAIN. 860 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:32,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 861 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:37,233 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 862 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:38,966 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 863 00:40:38,966 --> 00:40:40,200 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 864 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:54,333 ♪