1 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,179 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,981 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 3 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:20,120 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,788 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- 5 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:25,625 JONAS BROTHERS, ZOE LISTER-JONES, 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:29,162 MUSICAL GUEST, OMAR APOLLO, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 7 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:37,804 ROOTS CREW. >> Questlove: 1493! 8 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:42,642 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON! 9 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:49,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 10 00:00:49,883 --> 00:01:02,362 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 11 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,064 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS, COME ON. 12 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,934 THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE. WELCOME. 13 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 14 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:10,603 YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. PLEASE, WELCOME. 15 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,305 HAVE A SEAT. WELCOME EVERYBODY. 16 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,307 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 17 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,177 YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 18 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,880 YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU. 19 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,349 HEY, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, WHILE YOU WERE CHEERING, THREE 20 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,084 MORE BILLIONAIRES LAUNCHED THEMSELVES INTO SPACE. 21 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,787 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT WAS AN EXCITING DAY 22 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:32,225 CAUSE JUST AFTER 9:00 THIS MORNING, JEFF BEZOS FLEW TO 23 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,594 SPACE ABOARD BLUE ORIGIN'S NEW SHEPHERD ROCKET. 24 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:38,998 IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LAUNCH, HERE IT IS. 25 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:42,268 [ ROCKET LAUNCHING ] >> GO JEFF, GO MARK, GO WALLY, 26 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,106 GO OLIVER. YOU ARE GOING TO SPACE. 27 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,010 >> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:53,346 FIRST BRANSON, NOW BEZOS, TOMORROW WARREN BUFFETT IS GONNA 29 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:54,781 TRY TO GET UP THERE WITH BALLOONS LIKE THE OLD GUY FROM 30 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:59,586 "UP." [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,689 THAT'S RIGHT, BEZOS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE, WHICH IS THE NATURAL 32 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,458 CAREER PROGRESSION FOR ANYONE WHO STARTS AN ONLINE BOOK STORE. 33 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,928 [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE HIS TRIP TO SPACE BEZOS 34 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,764 SAID, "I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT'S GOING TO 35 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,767 CHANGE ME." WELL, HERE HE IS BEFORE THE 36 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:18,905 FLIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,675 AND THIS IS REAL HERE, HERE HE IS AFTER HE LANDED. 38 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:25,779 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S NOT REAL. 39 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,480 >> Jimmy: I GUESS SPACE TURNS YOU INTO KENNY CHESNEY. 40 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,283 I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,218 THAT'S RIGHT, BEZOS ACTUALLY WORE A COWBOY HAT FOR TODAY'S 42 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:35,088 FLIGHT. CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN? 43 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,724 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOU'RE RICH WHEN YOU 44 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,592 PUT THAT ON AND EVERYONE WHO WORKS FOR YOU GOES, "OH, IT 45 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,162 LOOKS GREAT. YEAH." 46 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,730 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU'RE A MAN OF THE PEOPLE, 47 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:47,534 JUST GOING TO SPACE." LET ME SEE IT AGAIN ONE MORE -- 48 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,770 [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKS LIKE A MASHUP BETWEEN 49 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,573 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR AND WOODY. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:02:53,573 --> 00:03:01,614 [ APPLAUSE ] HE GOT THE SPACESUIT AND COWBOY 51 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:05,352 HAT TOGETHER BY SEARCHING FOR THE MID-LIFE CRISIS BUNDLE. 52 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:09,122 [ LAUGHTER ] "IS A SOUL PATCH TOO MUCH?" 53 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,157 BEZOS WASN'T ALONE. HE WAS JOINED BY THREE OTHER 54 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:14,961 PEOPLE IN THE CAPSULE. HERE'S EVERYONE TOGETHER. 55 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:20,133 YEP, THE FIRST SPACE CREW TO GET PORTRAIT DONE AT WALMART. 56 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,335 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO 57 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:25,238 DO THE 2:45 SHOW AT MAIN POOL AT SEA WORLD. 58 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,142 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SEA LION BARK ] 59 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,445 CAN I SEE IT AGAIN? LET ME SEE. 60 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,848 HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,083 IT LOOKS LIKE A PORTRAIT OF MR. CLEAN'S FAMILY. 62 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,319 [ LAUGHTER ] THE CREW INCLUDED 82-YEAR-OLD 63 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,555 PILOT WALLY FUNK, WHO BECAME THE OLDEST ASTRONAUT IN HISTORY. 64 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:46,826 AND AT ONE POINT, YOU COULD SORT OF TELL. 65 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,294 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS. 66 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,463 THIS IS REAL. >> LET'S GET THINGS STARTED WITH 67 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,865 THE COM CHAT. ASTRONAUT OLIVER, HOW DO YOU 68 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,233 READ? >> CREW CONTROL. 69 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,434 ASTRONAUT OLIVER, LOUD AND CLEAR. 70 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,670 >> ASTRONAUT BEZOS? >> CREW CONTROL, BEZOS. 71 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,572 I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. >> ASTRONAUT WALLY, HOW DO YOU 72 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:05,178 READ ME? >> WALLY, PUSH THE BUTTON AND 73 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,747 ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,482 PUSH THE BUTTON. THAT'S HOW YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE 75 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:18,391 GOOD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 76 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,060 >> Jimmy: AND SHE ALMOST PUSHED THE LAUNCH BUTTON. 77 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,095 LIKE, "NO, WALLY, NO! DON'T." 78 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,496 [ LAUGHTER ] FEELS LIKE EVERY ZOOM WITH 79 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,065 GRANDMA. IT'S LIKE, "JUST PUSH -- PUSH, 80 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,168 UNMUTE. PUSH -- NO THAT'S YOUR CAMERA. 81 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,137 DON'T -- YOU JUST CALLED GRANDMA." 82 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:32,939 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE 83 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,075 TALKING ABOUT THE SHAPE OF THE ROCKET. 84 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,845 CAN WE SEE A PHOTO OF IT? [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,081 THERE IT IS. KIND OF LOOKS LIKE -- KIND OF 86 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,083 LOOKS LIKE -- WHY WOULD YOU DESIGN IT LIKE THAT? 87 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,919 I JUST -- ANYWAY. LET'S JUST PUT 30 SECONDS ON THE 88 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,088 CLOCK, AND SEE HOW MANY JOKES WE CAN DO HERE 89 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,456 YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS, TARIQ? 90 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,491 >> Tariq: OH, YOU KNOW IT. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. 91 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,926 IT'S THE ONLY ROCKET THAT SHRINKS IN THE COLD. 92 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,161 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THEY DESIGNED AT THE 93 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,764 "JOHNSON SPACE CENTER." >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE 94 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,133 R2-D2 TOOK SOME VIAGRA. [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,736 >> Tariq: THEY DON'T KEEP IT IN A HANGAR, THEY KEEP IT IN THE 96 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,505 TOP DRAWER OF A BEDSIDE TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,040 >> Jimmy: RIGHT AFTER THE LAUNCH, THE ROCKET GOES INTO 98 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,943 SLEEP MODE. >> Tariq: I'M SURPRISED NEWS 99 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,311 CHANNELS DIDN'T HAVE TO BLUR THAT. 100 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,712 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT STOP, THE "O" 101 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,848 ZONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,350 >> Tariq: IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET TO SPACE. 103 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,053 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, IT TOOK A LONG 104 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,188 TIME TO ERECT IT. >> Steve: GUYS -- 105 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,958 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE 106 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,328 UNDID THEIR ASTEROID BELT. [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,063 >> Steve: I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 108 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,765 >> Steve: IT LOOKS LIKE MALE GENITALIA. 109 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,201 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] 110 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:41,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: WOW. 111 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,711 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CHANGING GEARS. 112 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,546 HEY, THIS IS FUN. I SAW THAT DISNEY JUST UNVEILED 113 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:50,183 THE FIRST LOOK AT JOE BIDEN'S ROBOT AT HALL OF PRESIDENTS. 114 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,852 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT. 115 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:56,289 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,224 THEY CAN'T SEEM TO MASTER THESE, YEAH? 117 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,592 HE LOOKS LIKE HE OPENED THE FRIDGE AND CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO 118 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:04,631 EAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,866 "ACTIVIA. PRUNES. 120 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,935 I DON'T KNOW." IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT CAN WE TAKE 121 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:13,940 A LOOK AT TRUMP'S? [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,643 WELL, MAYBE BIDEN'S -- MAYBE BIDEN'S ISN'T SO BAD. 123 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,945 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY ON LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE 124 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,348 OF "THE BACHELORETTE," THERE WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING SCENE 125 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,350 BETWEEN KATIE AND MIKE P. WE LOVE "THE BACHELORETTE" HERE 126 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,518 ON THE SHOW. BUT THOSE SCENES CAN GET PRETTY 127 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,787 EMOTIONAL. SO I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD HELP. 128 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:30,690 HERE'S A CLIP FROM THE EPISODE RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST 129 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:34,661 EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW -- SIRI. 130 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:40,266 THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 131 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,768 ** >> LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. 132 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,937 >> SHE'S A NURTURER. A MAN, WHO I LOVE NURTURING. 133 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,905 SHE REMINDS ME OF MY MOM. YOUR LEGS ARE SOFT. 134 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,274 OH, WELL, THANK YOU, HA HA. MY MOM BRINGS A NURTURING TOUCH 135 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,077 TO EVERYTHING. AND EVERY SITUATION THAT SHE 136 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,680 COMES IN CONTACT WITH. KATIE DOES THE SAME THING. 137 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,549 YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM. REALLY? 138 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,852 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. 139 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:03,923 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 140 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:13,033 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 141 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:21,908 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 142 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,045 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 143 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,781 THEY HAVE A NEW SPECIAL ON NBC CALLED "OLYMPIC DREAMS FEATURING 144 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,417 JONAS BROTHERS." THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HERE 145 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,686 TONIGHT. >> Steve: YEAH. 146 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:37,524 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: PLUS JOINING US IN 147 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,093 STUDIO, HER NEW MOVIE "HOW IT ENDS" IS AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL 148 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:44,631 AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, ZOE LISTER-JONES IS HERE. 149 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,332 >> Steve: OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 150 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:50,570 >> Jimmy: I LOVE HER. AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 151 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:55,442 OMAR APOLLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 152 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,943 >> Steve: OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 153 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,645 >> Jimmy: THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THE TONIGHT 154 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,214 SHOW" HASHTAGS. BUT HEY, I WANTED TO QUICKLY 155 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,750 MENTION, LAST NIGHT WE REVEALED THE WINNING BOOK IN THIS YEAR'S 156 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,320 FALLON SUMMER READS CONTEST. IT IS "THE PLOT" BY 157 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:14,127 JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 158 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,428 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PLOT OF "THE PLOT"? 159 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,763 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, JAKE'S AN 160 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,431 ENGLISH TEACHER. HE'S TEACHING A CLASS ON HOW TO 161 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,066 WRITE A BOOK. ONE STUDENT HAS GREAT STORY, 162 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,370 THEN THE STUDENT DIES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 163 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:26,039 TEACHER TAKES THE STORY, PRETENDS IT'S HIS. 164 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,308 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] BECOMES FAMOUS FROM IT. 165 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,610 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] TILL HE GETS EMAIL ONE DAY. 166 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,779 GUESS WHAT THE SUBJECT SAYS. >> Steve: WHAT'S IT SAY? 167 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,382 >> Jimmy: "YOU ARE A THIEF." [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 168 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:39,886 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THIS IS THE BOOK. 169 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,454 I'LL BE READING THIS OVER NEXT FEW WEEKS AND CHECKING IN ON 170 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,056 INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK. 171 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,225 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO READ IT TOGETHER. 172 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,160 AND SEE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 173 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,461 RIGHT? LET'S READ TOGETHER. 174 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,363 I WANT TO SEE. FOLLOW ALONG. 175 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,767 JUST USE THE #FALLONSUMMERREADS, OR ON INSTAGRAM, ON TWITTER, ALL 176 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,202 THAT STUFF AND WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT IT AND SENDING VIDEOS BACK 177 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,071 AND FORTH. BUT IT WILL BE FUN. 178 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,606 WE'LL READ THIS TOGETHER. SUMMER READS. 179 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,675 >> Steve: YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 180 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:05,345 >> Jimmy: "THE PLOT." GUYS, WHENEVER I GET SOME 181 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,480 DOWNTIME HERE AT SHOW I LIKE TO GO ON INSTAGRAM AND SCROLL 182 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,849 THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS. AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS 183 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,218 THAT A LOT OF TIMES, TWO PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT SAME 184 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,853 CAPTION BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY 185 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,157 DIFFERENT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 186 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,460 IT'S TIME FOR "PICTURE THIS." ** 187 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,362 * PICTURE THIS PICTURE THIS 188 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,130 PICTURE THIS YEAH, PICTURE THIS * 189 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 190 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,335 THIS FIRST EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM JOE BIDEN AND 191 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,569 DR. JILL BIDEN. >> Steve: OH. 192 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,471 >> Jimmy: YEAH. THEY BOTH WROTE, "THINKING ABOUT 193 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,306 THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 194 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,042 JOE POSTED A PICTURE OF CLIMATE CHANGE REPORTS. 195 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,777 JILL POSTED A PICTURE OF JOE BIDEN'S NEW STATUE AT HALL 196 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:44,851 OF PRESIDENTS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 197 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,886 >> Steve: "POPCORN." >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 198 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,422 FOX BUSINESS AND CNBC. >> Steve: OH. 199 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,057 >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THEY DROPPED TO RECORD LOW THIS 200 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,059 WEEK." FOX BUSINESS POSTED A PICTURE OF 201 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,229 STOCKS. CNBC POSTED A PICTURE OF 202 00:09:56,229 --> 00:10:01,334 CHUCK SCHUMER'S GLASSES. >> Steve: OH. 203 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,702 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE'S FROM 204 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,304 OLIVIA RODRIGO AND DR. FAUCI. THEY BOTH WROTE, "SO EXCITED 205 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,673 CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE." OLIVIA RODRIGO POST A PICTURE OF 206 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:10,343 THE WHITE HOUSE. DR. FAUCI POSTED A PICTURE OF 207 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:16,216 OLIVIA RODRIGO'S INSTAGRAM PAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,917 >> Steve: YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] 209 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,620 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM POST MALONE AND YOU. 210 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,322 >> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 211 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,024 YOU BOTH WROTE, "I WAS HERE FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR AND LOST 212 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,327 $1,000." POST MALONE POSTED A PICTURE OF 213 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:32,532 THE LAS VEGAS STRIP. YOU POSTED PICTURE OF TARGET. 214 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:38,638 HOW? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 215 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,007 NEXT UP, THIS ONE'S FROM NASA AND "POPULAR SCIENCE." 216 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,009 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, 217 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,511 "THEY'RE OUT THERE. THEY EXIST. 218 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,846 THERE'S JUST NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THEM." 219 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:56,122 NASA POSTED A PICTURE OF UFOs. "POPULAR SCIENCE" POSTED A 220 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:59,025 "POPULAR SCIENCE" POSTED A PICTURE OF OLD GUYS WEARING HIGH 221 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,927 TECH BICYCLE GEAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 222 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,462 >> Steve: WHY? >> Jimmy: BEAT MY TIME. 223 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,897 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE'S FROM 224 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,498 STARBUCKS AND WALMART. THEY BOTH WROTE, "YOU MUST WEAR 225 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,866 ONE OF THESE WHEN YOU ENTER." STARBUCKS POSTED A PICTURE OF A 226 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,268 FACE MASK. WALMART POSTED A PICTURE OF 227 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,271 PANTS. >> Steve: OH. 228 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,739 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE LAST ONE. 229 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,975 IT'S FROM UPS AND FEDEX. THEY BOTH WROTE, "IT'S BIGGEST 230 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:19,079 AMAZON PACKAGE WE'VE EVER SEEN." UPS POSTED A PICTURE OF A GIANT 231 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,348 BOX. FEDEX POSTED A PICTURE OF 232 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:25,085 JEFF BEZOS. >> Steve: HEY. 233 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,187 >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 234 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,822 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "PICTURE THIS." 235 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,323 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW" 236 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,125 HASHTAGS. CUE THE CAMERA. 237 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:54,014 BRING THE CAMERA IN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 238 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,549 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 239 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:03,656 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO. 240 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,226 ** * HASHTAGS 241 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,461 HASHTAGS * ** 242 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,964 >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG 243 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,233 AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 244 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,069 SO SINCE THE OLYMPICS ARE HERE, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "DESCRIBE 245 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,372 A SPORT BADLY." ASKED YOU TO PICK A SPORT AND 246 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,741 DESCRIBE IT IN A WEIRD OR UNUSUAL WAY. 247 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,543 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING 248 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,813 ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 249 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,415 I APPRECIATE THAT. WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. 250 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,649 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES WITH YOU 251 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:33,453 GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 252 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,989 @DONTTHINKSO555. THEY SAID, "FENCING -- 253 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,491 BEEKEEPERS TRYING TO STAB EACH OTHER." 254 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:45,665 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @RENEEJORDAN78. 255 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,535 SHE SAYS "SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING -- SWIMMING BUT FOR 256 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:53,773 DRAMA MAJORS." [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:58,111 THIS ONE'S FROM @ZACKSAL2. HE SAYS, "BASKETBALL -- YOU HAVE 258 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,047 24 SECONDS TO PASS THE BALL TO THE MOST TALENTED PLAYER." 259 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:05,118 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S FUNNY. 260 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,521 THIS ONE'S FROM @MISTERDORNGAL. >> Steve: OH, MISTER DORNGAL. 261 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,359 >> Jimmy: 58. >> Steve: OH. 262 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,327 I THOUGHT IT WAS DORNGAL57. >> Jimmy: OH. 263 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,695 >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW DORNGAL58. 264 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,330 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 265 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,567 HE SAYS, "SHOT PUT -- THE THING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IN A 266 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:26,172 BOWLING ALLEY BUT COULDN'T." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 267 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,175 >> Steve: STRIKE! >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 268 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,878 @JAKEWILLIAMSART. HE SAYS, "CURLING -- COMPETITIVE 269 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:35,181 SWIFFER-ING." [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,083 YEAH. I LOVE CURLING. 271 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:42,355 THIS ONE'S FROM DRSARAHSEBREE. SHE SAYS, "GYMNASTICS BALANCE 272 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,559 BEAM -- ULTIMATE DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED TEST." 273 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,795 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S TRUE, RIGHT? 274 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,865 THIS ONE'S FROM @MULTIVERSESNOB. >> Steve: OH. 275 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,833 >> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "CRICKET -- BASEBALL BUT WITH A BRITISH 276 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,936 ACCENT." [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:01,207 THIS ONE'S FROM @TRILLOCARL. HE SAYS, "DIRTBIKING -- WATCH 278 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,810 GUYS NAMED 'JAXXON' HURT THEMSELVES." 279 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,347 [ LAUGHTER ] JAXXON. 280 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:12,052 THREE X's, YEAH. THIS ONE'S FROM @SAIYANABRIEF. 281 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,788 THEY SAY, "MAKE THE THING GO THROUGH THE THING. 282 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,357 BASICALLY EVERY SPORT EVER." [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,828 MAKE THE THING GO THROUGH THE THING. 284 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:25,198 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @DDANCER42. 285 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,933 THEY SAY, "HOCKEY -- MULLETS ON ICE." 286 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,069 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 287 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,770 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 288 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,840 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS. 289 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,842 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." 290 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:55,161 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 291 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,630 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUESTS ARE A GRAMMY-NOMINATED AND 292 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:01,034 MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING GROUP WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW SPECIAL 293 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:05,038 ON NBC, "OLYMPIC DREAMS FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS," WHICH 294 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:12,479 AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00 P.M. HERE ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS! 295 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,147 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 296 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,615 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 297 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,451 >> WHY, HELLO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. 298 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,853 THAT IS MY -- LOOK AT THAT. I DON'T PICK FAVORITES BUT COME 299 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,522 ON, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 300 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,758 TONIGHT, MY MAN. WELCOME BACK. 301 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,860 >> OH, ME? SORRY. 302 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,263 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING ON THE SHOW. 303 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,732 I MISS TALKING TO YOU GUYS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW 304 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,167 SPECIAL. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NEW MUSIC. 305 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,769 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT GOING BACK ON TOUR. 306 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,171 THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT AND DISCUSS. 307 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:42,308 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TOUR. ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE BACK? 308 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,344 >> INCREDIBLY EXCITED. >> COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED. 309 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,448 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A 310 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,850 LONG YEAR. BUT A YEAR-AND-A-HALF OF 311 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:54,587 CRAZINESS AND, YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT WE WERE BASICALLY ONE 312 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,724 OF THE LAST TOURS TO GO OUT PRE-COVID. 313 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:01,194 AND WE WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST ONES BACK OUTDOORS IN FRONT OF 314 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,731 OUR FANS AGAIN IS JUST GONNA BE A DREAM COME TRUE AFTER WHAT'S 315 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,301 BEEN A WILD RIDE. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT A SHOW IF YOU 316 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,337 CAN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH. 317 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,872 >> -- MAKE IT OUT TO ONE. >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN TO ONE. 318 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELL YEAH. 319 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,609 >> Jimmy: GOING ON TOUR, I MEAN, ARE YOU A LITTLE RUSTY? 320 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,812 DO YOU -- DO YOU -- DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING? 321 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,814 LET ME JUST PICK A BROTHER. JOE, YOU TELL ME AN INSTANCE OF 322 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,784 SOME -- SOME TIME THINGS DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED. 323 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,287 >> YES, YOU KNOW, THINGS ARE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL AND IT'S BIG 324 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,056 STAGE. LOTS OF LIGHTS, YOU NEVER KNOW 325 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:34,694 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. AND ON MY BIRTHDAY, WE HAD THIS 326 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:40,066 BIG SIGN THAT SAID "JB's," STANDING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER, THAT 327 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,603 WE WERE BORROWING FROM HIM FOR US AS JONAS BROTHERS. 328 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,738 >> Jimmy: YEAH. OKAY, OKAY, OF COURSE. 329 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,106 WELL, YEAH, YOU HAVE RECYCLE AND REUSE, WHY NOT? 330 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,075 >> YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE. AND IT LIGHTS UP ON FIRE. 331 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,644 WELL, IT WAS ONE OF OUR FIRST TIMES USING IT. 332 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,281 AND THIS WAS AT WOODSTOCK, AND THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF AND 333 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,352 SPRINKLERS JUST START POURING ON US ON STAGE. 334 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,522 SO WE'RE ALMOST IN A FLOOD NOW AND THE AUDIENCE HAS TO LEAVE 335 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,357 BEFORE WE CAN EVEN MAKE THE ENCORE. 336 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:08,461 BUT FOR ME, SELFISHLY, WE GOT TO MY AFTER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY 337 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,096 QUICKER, BUT I FELT BAD ABOUT NOT FINISHING THE GIG. 338 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,900 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KEVIN, I SAW THIS 339 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,104 VIDEO OF YOUR DAUGHTERS DOING THEIR BEST IMPRESSION OF YOU 340 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:23,076 GUYS, OF JONAS BROTHERS. HOW DO -- HOW DO THEY SEE YOU? 341 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,911 DO THEY SEE YOU AS UNCLES AND DADS OR DO THEY KNOW YOU FROM TV 342 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,781 OR? >> NO, NO. 343 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:31,651 THEY SEE US AS THE PEOPLE THEY SAW ON "HANNAH MONTANA" IN THAT 344 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:35,822 ONE EPISODE WE DID WITH HER. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 345 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,757 >> IT -- THEY'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW NOW AND 346 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,493 THEY THINK WE'RE THOSE PEOPLE EVERY DAY. 347 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,395 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO -- I 348 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,930 WANT TO SHOW A VIDEO OF YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPERSONATING YOU 349 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,799 GUYS. HERE'S KEVIN'S DAUGHTERS. 350 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,767 CHECK THIS OUT. CUTE. 351 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,103 >> I'M NICK. >> I'M JOE. 352 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:54,374 >> I'M KEVIN. >> I'M KEVIN. 353 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:59,913 >> NO, I'M KEVIN. >> EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE KEVIN. 354 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,281 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE KEVIN, YEAH. 355 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,884 >> YEAH, SHE DID SAY THAT NICK IS THE FUNNIEST WHEN HIS HAIR IS 356 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,455 PUFFY. SO BRINGING IT BACK -- 357 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,923 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> -- TO THAT "HANNAH MONTANA" 358 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,291 DAYS. >> IT'S -- IT'S GETTING PUFFY 359 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,026 ONCE AGAIN. IT'S GROWING OUT HERE, SO SHE 360 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,795 CAN BE REAL HAPPY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY, 361 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,197 BUD. YOU GUYS HAVE A MEMOIR COMING 362 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,033 OUT, BY THE WAY, ENTITLED "BLOOD." 363 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:23,336 OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE FAMILY. 364 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,606 >> WE WROTE IT WITH BLOOD. >> NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT THE 365 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,943 REASON. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A NOTE OUT 366 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,912 OF ALL THE YOUTUBERS THAT ARE HAVING THESE BOXING MATCHES. 367 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,414 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BIG UFC MATCH. 368 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,783 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S GONNA BE US VERSUS THE 369 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,486 HEMSWORTH BROTHERS -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. 370 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,754 >> -- AND SERVE BLOOD. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. 371 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:42,522 DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT, PLEASE! 372 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,558 >> YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE -- >> THE HEMSWORTH'S HAVEN'T 373 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,696 EMAILED US BACK YET, BUT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE BIG. 374 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,865 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE THERE'S A COUPLE OF HEMSWORTH'S OUT THERE 375 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,633 THAT WE DON'T KNOW OF THAT YOU CAN, MAYBE, CHALLENGE OR 376 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,268 SOMETHING. >> A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO OUR 377 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,071 HEIGHT AS WELL. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YEAH. 378 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,840 WELL, CONGRATS ON THAT. AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 379 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,844 SHOW, "OLYMPIC DREAMS." KEVIN, CAN YOU SET THIS UP? 380 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,013 >> YEAH, THE SHOW, WE'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT. 381 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,382 WE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRETEND LIKE WE'RE OLYMPIC 382 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,652 ATHLETES FOR A WEEK OR SO. AND ABOUT A DAY OF TRAINING WITH 383 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,055 SOME INCREDIBLE ATHLETES AND THEN ACTUALLY COMPETE AGAINST 384 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:18,892 EACH OTHER. AND THEY FILMED IT FOR THE 385 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,127 AUDIENCE AT HOME TO WATCH AND LAUGH AT US. 386 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,330 IT'S BEEN GREAT SO FAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,600 >> Jimmy: NICK -- NICK, YOU BROKE A RIB DOING THIS. 388 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,503 ARE YOU OKAY NOW AND WHAT HAPPENED? 389 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,773 >> I AM -- YOU KNOW, NOW I THINK, SEVEN, EIGHT WEEKS 390 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,843 REMOVED FROM THE INJURY. I'M DOING A LOT BETTER. 391 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:41,081 NEARLY 100%. IT'S NOT ALL THAT EXCITING. 392 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:43,817 I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE IN THE SHOW, WHICH PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH 393 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:46,486 TOMORROW NIGHT. BUT BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, WE 394 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,923 TRAINED WITH REAL OLYMPIC ATHLETES WHO HAVE BEEN DOING 395 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,592 THIS SINCE THEY WERE PROBABLY 4 OR 5 YEARS OLD. 396 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,895 AND SO, WHEN THEY SAID TO US, "YO, THIS IS EASY. 397 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,299 YOU'RE GONNA DO THE BMX TRACK THAT 11-YEAR-OLDS DO." 398 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,168 WE THOUGHT, "WE GOT THIS." WHAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US IS THAT 399 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,837 THESE 11-YEAR-OLDS HAVE BEEN DOING IT SINCE THEY WERE 3 OR 400 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,972 4 YEARS OLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 401 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,509 >> SO CUT TO THE THREE OF US TRYING TO DO THAT, AND YOU KNOW, 402 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,379 I TOOK A SPILL. ONE OF TWO SPILLS I TOOK ON THE 403 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:17,917 SHOW. AND BROKE MY RIB. 404 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,552 >> Jimmy: KEVIN IS LAUGHING BY THE WAY. 405 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,422 >> IT WAS GREAT. >> IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORSE 406 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:26,092 TIMING BECAUSE THAT WEEK FOLLOWING, WE SHOT THE MUSIC 407 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,827 VIDEO FOR OUR SONG WITH MARSHMELLO, "LEAVE BEFORE YOU 408 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,430 LOVE ME." I WAS HOSTING THE BILLBOARD 409 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,133 MUSIC AWARDS AND PERFORMING WITH THE BROTHERS AND WE HAD 410 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,568 "THE VOICE" FINALE ALL IN THE SAME WEEK OF MY -- 411 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,970 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE GET IT, NICK, YOU'RE 412 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,605 FAMOUS. WE GET IT, NICK, YOU'RE FAMOUS. 413 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:44,744 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE THE 414 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,747 GREATEST. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 415 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,283 HERE ARE NICK, KEVIN AND JOE JONAS IN "OLYMPIC DREAMS 416 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,285 FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS." IT'S GONNA AIR TOMORROW NIGHT AT 417 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:56,022 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. TAKE A LOOK. 418 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:56,856 >> RUN THROUGH THE HURDLES, DON'T 419 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,325 SLOW DOWN AND JUMP, OKAY? >> HEY. 420 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,495 >> OKAY. OKAY. 421 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,964 >> YOU GOT SOME HEIGHT, NICK. >> NOT TOO BAD. 422 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,299 >> YES. >> OKAY. 423 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,234 >> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL FORM, KEV. >> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 424 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,638 >> STAYING LOW THROUGH THOSE -- >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING BRO? 425 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,506 GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. >> TRYING TO STAY -- RIGHT, 426 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,642 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN POWER THOUGH, RIGHT? 427 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,078 >> YEAH, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE. >> AM I DOING THAT? 428 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:19,412 >> BETTER, BUT STILL -- I THINK YOU'RE STILL LANDING -- 429 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,815 >> IT'S NOT BETTER. IS IT BETTER THAN THEM IS THE 430 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,317 QUESTION. >> KEVIN NEEDS A LOT OF 431 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,719 ELEVATION. >> EVERYBODY OUT HERE FISHING 432 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:26,886 FOR COMPLIMENTS. >> I NEED TO KNOW I'M DOING 433 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,188 OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 434 00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:30,123 >> I'M KEVIN. >> I'M KEVIN. 435 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,692 >> I'M KEVIN! >> Jimmy: JONAS BROTHERS, 436 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,527 EVERYBODY! "OLYMPIC DREAMS 437 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,863 FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS" AIRS TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. 438 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,498 JONAS BROTHERS AND I ARE A DOING A FUN SINGING GAME WHEN WE COME 439 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,866 BACK. STICK AROUND, IT'S FUN. 440 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:58,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 441 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:04,491 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS RIGHT HERE! 442 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE LOVE YOU GUYS. 443 00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:07,594 NOW, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE -- >> WE LOVE YOU. 444 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,062 >> Jimmy: GREAT ACTORS. GREAT SINGERS. 445 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:11,331 SO I WANTED TO PUT BOTH OF THOSE SKILLS TO THE TEST. 446 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:16,369 THIS IS "SING IT LIKE." * SING IT LIKE 447 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:21,808 SING IT LIKE * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT 448 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,209 WORKS. I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH 449 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,912 ACTIVATES THE "SING IT LIKE" GENERATOR. 450 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,948 AND IT WILL LAND ON ONE RANDOM SONG AND THEN ONE RANDOM 451 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,518 SITUATION. WHOEVER'S TURN IT IS HAS TO SING 452 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,119 THE SONG LIKE THEY ARE IN THAT SITUATION. 453 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,889 SOUND GOOD? >> SOUNDS GOOD. 454 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:38,558 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. HERE WE GO. 455 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,959 >> I'M TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT 456 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,194 WORKS. HERE WE GO. 457 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,595 I'LL GO FIRST. [ BEEPING ] 458 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:47,400 OKAY. "SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW." 459 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,437 JUST GOT THE RUBBER BANDS ON YOUR BRACES TIGHTENED. 460 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,707 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT SONG. OKAY, HERE WE GO. 461 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:59,646 ** [ MUMBLED SINGING ] 462 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:03,283 ** [ MUMBLED SINGING ] 463 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:22,335 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH, BRAVO. 464 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:23,870 >> BRAVO. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 465 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,072 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 466 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,141 JOE, YOU ARE UP FIRST, BUDDY. HERE WE GO. 467 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:31,478 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. >> ALL RIGHT. 468 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:36,182 WHAT DO I GOT? [ BEEPING ] 469 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,984 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT. 470 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,186 OKAY, JOE, YOU HAVE TO SING "WATERMELON SUGAR" LIKE YOU'RE 471 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,922 WALKING ACROSS HOT COALS. >> PERFECT. 472 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,858 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. JOE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 473 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:51,731 WE'LL PLAY THE TRACK. ** 474 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:56,202 * BREATHE ME AYOUR HONOR I DON'T KNOW IF I 475 00:23:56,202 --> 00:24:01,341 COULD EVER GO WITHOUT * * I'M JUST THINKING 476 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:05,378 OUT LOUD * * I DON'T KNOW IF I 477 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:11,251 COULD EVER GO WITHOUT * * WATERMELON SUGAR AH 478 00:24:11,251 --> 00:24:15,522 WATERMELON SUGAR AH * * WATERMELON SUGAR AH 479 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:21,961 WATERMELON SUGAR AH * AH! 480 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M 481 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:26,766 TALKING ABOUT. >> WHAT DO I GET? 482 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,668 >> Jimmy: NICK, YOU ARE UP. THIS IS GOING TO BE EXCITING. 483 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:33,306 HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ] 484 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:39,145 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. 485 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,980 NICK, YOU HAVE TO SING "GOOD FOR YOU," OLIVIA RODRIGO. 486 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,515 BUT YOU HAVE TO SING IT LIKE YOU JUST GOT YOUR TONGUE PIERCED. 487 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:47,087 ALL RIGHT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 488 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:52,959 PLAY THE TRACK. ** 489 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:59,799 [ MUMBLED SINGING ] ** 490 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:15,615 [ MUMBLED SINGING ] ** 491 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,851 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. WOW. 492 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:23,223 >> WOW. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE THE 493 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:25,058 GREATEST. >> ALL RIGHT, KEV. 494 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:28,061 >> Jimmy: KEVIN, YOU ARE UP. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I GOT? 495 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,462 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, BUDDY. LET'S BRING IT HOME. 496 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:34,501 HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ] 497 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:38,805 YOU'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE A SECRET MESSAGE WITH YOUR EYES. 498 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,974 YOU HAVE TO SING "WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN," BUT YOU HAVE TO SING IT 499 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,943 LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE A SECRET MESSAGE 500 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,478 WITH YOUR EYES. KEVIN. 501 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,947 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. ** 502 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:53,353 * WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN UNDER THE SUNRISE 503 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:57,123 TAKE ME TO THIS PLACE I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING * 504 00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:03,463 * WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN NOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED 505 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:17,344 I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN * 506 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,878 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMETHING IS NEXT TO 507 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:22,048 HIM. OH, MY GOSH. 508 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,650 >> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW KEVIN SINGS HIS KIDS TO SLEEP EVERY 509 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:26,786 NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,622 [ MUMBLED SINGING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT YOU, 511 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,360 KEV. FOR THIS LAST ONE, LET'S DO A -- 512 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,828 LET'S DO A SONG TOGETHER. HERE WE GO. 513 00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:36,262 ALL RIGHT? THE FOUR OF US. 514 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:41,701 HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ] 515 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,570 >> Jimmy: SUCKER. >> WE KNOW THAT ONE. 516 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:45,071 >> Jimmy: LIKE YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC CHUCK E. CHEESE 517 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,208 BAND. >> I NEED PROPS. 518 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,843 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. I GOT TO CHANNEL MY, LIKE, 519 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:53,079 JOE BIDEN CHARACTER THERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE. 520 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:58,184 I DON'T HAVE ANY PROPS. >> OH, WOW. 521 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:02,822 >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 522 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,058 >> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FUN, EITHER. 523 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:06,659 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE PROPS, I HAVE NO PROPS. 524 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,661 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I'LL DO THIS. THIS BE ALL RIGHT. 525 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,497 READY? WHEN WE'RE READY, LET'S START. 526 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:12,732 ** * I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU 527 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,502 YOU SAY THE WORD AND I'LL GO BLINDLY * 528 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:18,371 * I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU ANY ROAD THAT YOU TAKE 529 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:20,874 YOU WILL FIND ME * * I'M A SUCKER FOR ALL 530 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:25,945 THE SUBLIMINAL THINGS NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU * 531 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:31,918 * ABOUT YOU ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MAKING THE TYPICAL 532 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:34,187 ME BREAK MY TYPICAL RULES * * THAT'S TRUE, I'M A SUCKER 533 00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:38,458 FOR YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 534 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,493 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS! 535 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:47,867 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEIR NEW SHOW "OLYMPIC DREAMS 536 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:51,638 FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS" AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00 P.M. ON 537 00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:53,206 NBC! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 538 00:27:53,206 --> 00:28:16,696 ZOE LISTER-JONES! COME ON BACK. 539 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:18,732 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER AND 540 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:21,134 DIRECTOR. HER NEW MOVIE "HOW IT ENDS" IS 541 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:24,504 AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, PLEASE 542 00:28:24,504 --> 00:28:32,212 WELCOME ZOE LISTER-JONES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 543 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:47,060 ** ** 544 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,462 >> Jimmy: IN STUDIO, I LOVE IT. WELCOME. 545 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,598 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- FOR 546 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:55,468 COMING ON TO THE SHOW. AND THIS -- YEAH, THIS AUDIENCE 547 00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:57,070 IS RIGHT HERE, WE HAVE A FULL AUDIENCE. 548 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:01,841 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MAN. 549 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,643 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU. 550 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:05,078 >> Jimmy: BLONDE --BLONDE, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BLONDE. 551 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:06,179 >> YES. THANK YOU. 552 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,914 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. >> THANK YOU. 553 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,215 >> Jimmy: IS THIS FOR A ROLE OR IS THIS SOMETHING? 554 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,618 A LIFE CHOICE? >> NO, THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT-UP 555 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:13,820 REINVENTION. >> Jimmy: YEAH? 556 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,821 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS. 557 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,089 HOW DOES IT FEEL? >> IT FEELS GOOD. 558 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,058 I NEEDED A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, POST CORE DRIP. 559 00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:22,662 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT 560 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:24,164 AT ALL. >> I JUST DID. 561 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:25,732 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID, ACTUALLY. 562 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,668 POST CORE DRIP, YEAH. INTERESTING. 563 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:30,303 >> BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE AFTER THE YEAR AND A HALF OR WHATEVER 564 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:32,605 WE'VE ALL HAD -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE'S KEEPING 565 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,674 TRACK ANYMORE. >> NO, WHATEVER THIS IS, THE 566 00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:38,778 DECADE THAT WE'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH, I FEEL LIKE -- YOU 567 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,347 KNOW, IT'S LIKE TIME TO REINTRODUCE OURSELVES TO THE 568 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,082 WORLD. >> Jimmy: YES. 569 00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:46,052 >> SO I'VE GONE BLONDE. I'VE ALSO POST-QUARANTINE 570 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:50,690 DECIDED THAT I AM 27. [ LAUGHTER ] 571 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:51,791 >> Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH. 572 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,626 WHY NOT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 573 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,728 >> IT'S THAT EASY. IT'S THAT EASY, YOU KNOW? 574 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:56,096 >> Jimmy: WHAT? YES. 575 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:57,230 WHY NOT? I CAN SEE THAT. 576 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,898 >> RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 577 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,533 >> AND I AM ACTUALLY THINKING, LIKE, IN ADDITION TO BEING 578 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:05,805 27 THAT I WOULD LIKE A POST CORE CAREER PIVOT, MAYBE, TOO. 579 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,807 >> Jimmy: A POST CORE CAREER PIVOT. 580 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,809 >> CAREER PIVOT. SAY THAT THREE TIMES FAST. 581 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,111 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND TO DO WHAT THOUGH? 582 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:12,879 >> WELL, BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW. LIKE, ACTING, WRITING, 583 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,581 DIRECTING -- >> Jimmy: NOT ENOUGH? 584 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:15,949 >> IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL. 585 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:20,353 BUT I'M INTERESTED IN RE-EXPLORING THE WORLD OF PARTY 586 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:22,055 PROMOTING. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 587 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:23,790 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I THINK 588 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,358 YOU'RE DOING OKAY. >> NO, NO. 589 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:28,261 NO, BUT HEAR ME OUT. BECAUSE THE THING IS, I USED TO 590 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:33,767 BE A PARTY PROMOTER -- IN MY EARLY 20s, SO JUST, YOU KNOW, 591 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:38,138 FOUR OR FIVE YEARS AGO. YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT? 592 00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:39,305 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU. 593 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,107 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: WERE YOU A PARTY -- 594 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:42,442 >> I WAS A PARTY -- ABSOLUTELY I WAS. 595 00:30:42,442 --> 00:30:46,046 I WAS, LIKE, A STRUGGLING ACTOR, AND I NEEDED A SIDE HUSTLE, AND 596 00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:52,652 I FOUND A GIG WHERE I WAS PAID TO BRING MY FRIENDS TO THE 597 00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,521 CLURB. AND -- 598 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,889 >> Jimmy: THE CLUB? >> YEAH. 599 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,857 THE CLUB, THE CLUB. >> Jimmy: THE CLURB? 600 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:01,361 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND -- I WAS SO -- I WAS -- 601 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,063 >> Jimmy: THE CLURB. OH, MY GOD. 602 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:05,065 >> I WAS VERY GOOD AT IT AT FIRST. 603 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:06,700 BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WERE ALL SUPER DOWN. 604 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,768 >> Jimmy: I WOULD GO ANYWHERE IF YOU ASKED ME TO GO SOMEWHERE. 605 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:10,337 >> LET'S GO TO THE CLURB TONIGHT. 606 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,172 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: POST CORE CLURB? 607 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,940 >> POST CORE CLURB! >> Jimmy: YES! 608 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,910 A POST CORE CLURB! I'M DOWN! 609 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:18,812 WOULD YOU GET IN TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY PEOPLE IN? 610 00:31:18,812 --> 00:31:20,714 >> YES, 100%. I SORT OF GOT, LIKE, FIRED 611 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:24,084 BECAUSE OF THAT. BECAUSE LIKE -- REALLY ROCK 612 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:27,520 BOTTOM WAS WHEN I ROLLED UP TO THE CLUB SOLO, WHICH IS -- IT'S 613 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,590 A BOLD LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 614 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:33,493 AND THERE WERE LIKE -- THERE'S A GROUP OF LIKE SWEDISH TOURISTS 615 00:31:33,493 --> 00:31:36,162 ON A STREET CORNER, AND I WENT UP TO THEM, AND I WAS LIKE, 616 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,298 "HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO DRINK FOR FREE TONIGHT?" 617 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:41,001 AND THEY WERE LIKE "JA," YOU KNOW? 618 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,203 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JA. 619 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:46,840 >> AND SO THEN, LIKE, I HAD -- >> Jimmy: THEY SAID "JA." 620 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,110 >> THAT'S SWEDISH FOR YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY. 621 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,212 THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 622 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,613 YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. 623 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,882 JA. >> AND THEN I HAD LIKE FIVE 624 00:31:55,882 --> 00:31:58,551 SWEDISH DUDES SITTING IN MY BOOTH AND I SAID ZERO WORDS TO 625 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:03,323 THEM ALL NIGHT LONG. AND AT END OF MY SHIFT, MY BOSS 626 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,458 CAME OVER AND HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE?" 627 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,260 AND I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: JA. 628 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,963 >> JA. [ LAUGHTER ] 629 00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:12,298 >> Jimmy: JA. >> THEY'RE MY BEST FRIENDS. 630 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:13,533 >> Jimmy: AREN'T YOU GUYS MY FRIENDS? 631 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,734 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JA. 632 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,836 >> JA. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S KIND OF 633 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:18,538 FITTING, BECAUSE YOUR MOVIE, "HOW IT ENDS" -- 634 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:20,573 >> YES. >> Jimmy: IF YOU LOOK AT -- 635 00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:24,177 HERE'S THE POSTER, RIGHT HERE. >> OH, YEAH. 636 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:27,380 >> Jimmy: IT SAYS "PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW." 637 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,149 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU. 638 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,551 >> YEAH, THAT'S A THROUGH LINE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU. 639 00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:34,354 HOW IT ENDS. >> I LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE TO PARTY. 640 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,489 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 641 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,424 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA? 642 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:38,625 AND WHAT -- >> SO, WELL, IT TAKES PLACE ON 643 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:42,295 THE LAST DAY ON EARTH. AND MY CHARACTER IS ON A JOURNEY 644 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:45,598 ACROSS LOS ANGELES ACCOMPANIED BY HER YOUNGER SELF WHO'S PLAYED 645 00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:48,735 BY THE BRILLIANT CAILEE SPAENY. AND -- 646 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,403 >> Jimmy: SHE IS GREAT. >> SHE'S AMAZING. 647 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,173 AND WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE LAST PARTY BEFORE -- BEFORE WE 648 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:57,243 ALL EXPLODE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 649 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,212 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. 650 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:03,917 AND -- DARYL WEIN, WHO CO-WROTE IT AND CO-DIRECTED IT WITH ME, 651 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:07,587 AND I CAME UP WITH IT PRETTY EARLY ON IN QUARANTINE. 652 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:10,123 AND WE WERE, LIKE, VERY CAREFUL, OBVIOUSLY, ABOUT COVID SAFETY 653 00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:12,892 PROTOCOLS. WE, LIKE, TOOK IT AN EXTRA STEP 654 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:15,562 FURTHER. OUTSIDE OF ONE SCENE, THE ENTIRE 655 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:17,564 THING IS SHOT OUTDOORS AND SIX FEET APART. 656 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:19,466 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND -- AND IT WAS A VERY 657 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:22,268 SMALL CREW. THERE WERE FOUR CREW MEMBERS. 658 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,938 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, WHICH WAS -- 659 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:27,374 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY -- THAT'S MAKING A FILM, MAN. 660 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,843 THAT'S REALLY GOING FOR IT. >> YEAH, THERE WAS NOBODY. 661 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:33,680 I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, ACTING, WRITING, DIRECTING, PRODUCING 662 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,483 AND THEN ALSO, LIKE, ORDERING POSTMATES FOR EVERYONE. 663 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:38,318 AND I'M LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO CATERERS, 664 00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:39,819 SURE. >> OH, COME ON, JIM. 665 00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:41,988 NO, NO CATERERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 666 00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:46,860 BUT YEAH, I WAS LIKE SITTING ACROSS FROM OSCAR-WINNER, YOU 667 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,262 KNOW, HELEN HUNT, JUST BEING LIKE, "BEFORE WE DO THE NEXT 668 00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:51,564 TAKE, DO YOU WANT THE DRESSING ON YOUR SALAD OR ON THE SIDE." 669 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,633 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE -- 670 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,735 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEAR EVERY HAT POSSIBLE. 671 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:57,103 >> YEAH, YEAH. GOT TO PUT IT IN THE NOTES. 672 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,571 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. HOW WAS ARMISEN? 673 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:00,273 HOW WAS FRED? >> I MEAN, FREDDIE. 674 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:02,142 >> Jimmy: HE'S A DREAM, MAN. >> LEGEND. 675 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:04,110 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. >> HE'S A LEGEND. 676 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,412 >> Jimmy: WAS HE DEMANDING? >> VERY DEMANDING, YEAH. 677 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,047 SO, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A TRAILER. 678 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:09,783 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT HE BROUGHT HIS 679 00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:10,950 OWN. >> HE BROUGHT HIS OWN TRAILER. 680 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:13,253 HE DROVE IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 681 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:14,788 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. >> HE DIDN'T -- NO, HE HAD VERY 682 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:18,358 FEW QUESTIONS OUTSIDE OF JUST, LIKE, HIS OUTFIT. 683 00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:20,727 BECAUSE FREDDIE KNOWS PRIORITIES ON THESE THINGS. 684 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:25,498 AND HE -- HE REALLY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JUMPSUITS. 685 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:27,967 HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS WEARING EXCLUSIVELY JUMPSUITS IN 686 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:31,237 QUARANTINE. AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS LIKE 687 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,605 A BIT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S FRED. 688 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:34,341 IT'S SO HARD TO TELL. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SOUND 689 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:35,508 LIKE -- NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING 690 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:36,810 HE WOULD DO. >> BUT NO -- AND THEN HE SENT ME 691 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,245 PICTURES OF HIM IN LITERALLY EVERY COLOR OF JUMPSUIT. 692 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:43,350 AND WE LANDED ON -- >> Jimmy: HE WEARS JUMPSUITS. 693 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,852 >> -- A NEUTRAL GRAY. YEAH. 694 00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:49,089 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO HIM, MAN. >> NO, EVERYONE WAS SUPER -- 695 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,758 OLIVIA WILDE -- LIKE MOST HADN'T ACTED OR BEEN ON CAMERA SINCE 696 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:55,195 LOCKDOWN. OLIVIA WILDE, IT WAS HER FIRST 697 00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,530 TIME DRIVING A CAR. SO -- 698 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,232 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL FIRSTS. THAT'S CRAZY. 699 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,801 >> AND SHE MADE IT IN ONE PIECE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU 700 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:05,105 PULLED THIS OFF. REALLY, AND IT'S FANTASTIC AND 701 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,173 CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS AS WELL. 702 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:08,608 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 703 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:10,210 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ZOE LISTER-JONES IN "HOW 704 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:13,079 IT ENDS." TAKE A LOOK. 705 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:14,481 >> YOU'RE AFTERLIFE IS, HONESTLY, 706 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:16,883 UNFAIR. IT IS UNJUST HOW GOOD IT IS. 707 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:19,152 LIKE, I CAN'T. >> OOH, I WANT TO -- I KIND OF 708 00:35:19,152 --> 00:35:21,221 WANT TO TELL YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO [ BLEEP ] IT UP BECAUSE 709 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:22,722 OF, LIKE -- >> NO. 710 00:35:22,722 --> 00:35:23,923 >> -- RIPPLE EFFECT, LIKE -- >> YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO TELL ME 711 00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:24,891 NOW. >> I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE 712 00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:30,196 WORD, JUST ONE WORD. CHALAMET. 713 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,966 >> SHUT UP. >> LIFE PARTNERS. 714 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:34,434 >> NO. >> LIFE PARTNERS. 715 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:35,869 >> FOR LIFE? >> FOR LIFE. 716 00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,303 FOR THAT LIFE. >> IN THE AFTERLIFE? 717 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,939 >> IN THE AFTERLIFE. >> TIMOTHEE? 718 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:46,846 >> TIMOTHEE. >> WOW. 719 00:35:46,846 --> 00:35:51,518 >> ALSO, I SEE A LOT OF DAIRY WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES. 720 00:35:51,518 --> 00:35:54,788 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON! 721 00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:59,092 WHO IS THE BEST? ZOE LISTER-JONES, LEGEND! 722 00:35:59,092 --> 00:36:00,760 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "HOW IT ENDS" IS AVAILABLE ON 723 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,396 DIGITAL AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW. 724 00:36:03,396 --> 00:36:06,099 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PERFORMANCE FROM OMAR APOLLO. 725 00:36:06,099 --> 00:36:27,387 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW 726 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:31,224 SONG "GO AWAY," HERE'S OMAR APOLLO. 727 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:37,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 728 00:36:37,197 --> 00:37:03,123 ** * YOU CAN TAKE THE THRONE 729 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:10,397 BODY GLOWS LIKE GOLD BEATING HEARTS LIE CLOSE 730 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:14,267 WITHOUT YOU * * TIME MOVES SLOW 731 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:17,871 * DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD STAY 732 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:21,408 CAUSE IF I LEAVE THEN I COMPLAIN * 733 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:25,445 * I KNOW THIS FEELING'S NOT A CRIME 734 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:28,848 YOU SAID YOU FEEL IT ALL THE TIME * 735 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:33,353 * BUT IF YOU HAD TO GO AWAY AGAIN 736 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:44,364 I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH * 737 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:52,072 * IT'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN 738 00:37:52,072 --> 00:38:00,680 I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH * 739 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,049 * IF YOU SAW ME EVERY MORNING 740 00:38:03,049 --> 00:38:04,551 WOULD YOU FEEL LESS IMPORTANT * 741 00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:07,020 * IS THAT TOO MUCH I'M FORCING 742 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:10,790 CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE MUCH * 743 00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:16,096 * I LOVE THE WAY THAT WE TOUCH 744 00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:19,866 DO YOU LIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND * 745 00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:22,869 BEFORE YOU'D NEVER MENTION THAT YOU GOT TIME 746 00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:27,574 HERE TO STAY * * IS THAT TOO MUCH 747 00:38:27,574 --> 00:38:33,613 FOR YOUR BRAIN BUT IF YOU HAD TO 748 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:38,685 GO AWAY AGAIN * * I JUST DON'T 749 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:46,192 SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH 750 00:38:46,192 --> 00:38:53,667 IT'S SOMETHING IN THE * * WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN 751 00:38:53,667 --> 00:39:02,108 I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH* 752 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:24,664 ** * BUT IF YOU HAD TO 753 00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:26,633 GO AWAY AGAIN I JUST DON'T SEE 754 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:32,906 YOU ENOUGH * * I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH * 755 00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:39,846 * BUT IF YOU HAD TO GO AWAY AGAIN 756 00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:48,288 I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH * 757 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:55,061 * IT'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN 758 00:39:55,061 --> 00:40:03,236 I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH * 759 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:08,108 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 760 00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:10,510 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 761 00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:12,679 EMILIA CLARKE AND MARK RONSON WILL BE HERE, AND WE HAVE MUSIC 762 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:15,015 FROM BRANDI CARLILE. THAT'S TOMORROW. 763 00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:17,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY THANKS TO JONAS BROTHERS, 764 00:40:17,317 --> 00:40:21,688 ZOE LISTER-JONES, OMAR APOLLO. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 765 00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:24,324 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 766 00:40:24,324 --> 00:40:25,825 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 767 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,895 SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY. 768 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:33,166 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 769 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:33,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **