>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS --
JONAS BROTHERS, ZOE LISTER-JONES,
MUSICAL GUEST, OMAR APOLLO, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW. >> Questlove: 1493!
>> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS, COME ON.
THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE. WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. PLEASE, WELCOME.
HAVE A SEAT. WELCOME EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU.
HEY, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, WHILE YOU WERE CHEERING, THREE
MORE BILLIONAIRES LAUNCHED THEMSELVES INTO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT WAS AN EXCITING DAY
CAUSE JUST AFTER 9:00 THIS MORNING, JEFF BEZOS FLEW TO
SPACE ABOARD BLUE ORIGIN'S NEW SHEPHERD ROCKET.
IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LAUNCH, HERE IT IS.
[ ROCKET LAUNCHING ] >> GO JEFF, GO MARK, GO WALLY,
GO OLIVER. YOU ARE GOING TO SPACE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
FIRST BRANSON, NOW BEZOS, TOMORROW WARREN BUFFETT IS GONNA
TRY TO GET UP THERE WITH BALLOONS LIKE THE OLD GUY FROM
"UP." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, BEZOS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE, WHICH IS THE NATURAL
CAREER PROGRESSION FOR ANYONE WHO STARTS AN ONLINE BOOK STORE.
[ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE HIS TRIP TO SPACE BEZOS
SAID, "I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT'S GOING TO
CHANGE ME." WELL, HERE HE IS BEFORE THE
FLIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS REAL HERE, HERE HE IS AFTER HE LANDED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THAT'S NOT REAL.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS SPACE TURNS YOU INTO KENNY CHESNEY.
I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, BEZOS ACTUALLY WORE A COWBOY HAT FOR TODAY'S
FLIGHT. CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOU'RE RICH WHEN YOU
PUT THAT ON AND EVERYONE WHO WORKS FOR YOU GOES, "OH, IT
LOOKS GREAT. YEAH."
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOU'RE A MAN OF THE PEOPLE,
JUST GOING TO SPACE." LET ME SEE IT AGAIN ONE MORE --
[ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKS LIKE A MASHUP BETWEEN
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR AND WOODY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] HE GOT THE SPACESUIT AND COWBOY
HAT TOGETHER BY SEARCHING FOR THE MID-LIFE CRISIS BUNDLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "IS A SOUL PATCH TOO MUCH?"
BEZOS WASN'T ALONE. HE WAS JOINED BY THREE OTHER
PEOPLE IN THE CAPSULE. HERE'S EVERYONE TOGETHER.
YEP, THE FIRST SPACE CREW TO GET PORTRAIT DONE AT WALMART.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO
DO THE 2:45 SHOW AT MAIN POOL AT SEA WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SEA LION BARK ]
CAN I SEE IT AGAIN? LET ME SEE.
HEY. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS LIKE A PORTRAIT OF MR. CLEAN'S FAMILY.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE CREW INCLUDED 82-YEAR-OLD
PILOT WALLY FUNK, WHO BECAME THE OLDEST ASTRONAUT IN HISTORY.
AND AT ONE POINT, YOU COULD SORT OF TELL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS.
THIS IS REAL. >> LET'S GET THINGS STARTED WITH
THE COM CHAT. ASTRONAUT OLIVER, HOW DO YOU
READ? >> CREW CONTROL.
ASTRONAUT OLIVER, LOUD AND CLEAR.
>> ASTRONAUT BEZOS? >> CREW CONTROL, BEZOS.
I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. >> ASTRONAUT WALLY, HOW DO YOU
READ ME? >> WALLY, PUSH THE BUTTON AND
ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ]
PUSH THE BUTTON. THAT'S HOW YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE
GOOD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND SHE ALMOST PUSHED THE LAUNCH BUTTON.
LIKE, "NO, WALLY, NO! DON'T."
[ LAUGHTER ] FEELS LIKE EVERY ZOOM WITH
GRANDMA. IT'S LIKE, "JUST PUSH -- PUSH,
UNMUTE. PUSH -- NO THAT'S YOUR CAMERA.
DON'T -- YOU JUST CALLED GRANDMA."
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE SHAPE OF THE ROCKET.
CAN WE SEE A PHOTO OF IT? [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE IT IS. KIND OF LOOKS LIKE -- KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE -- WHY WOULD YOU DESIGN IT LIKE THAT?
I JUST -- ANYWAY. LET'S JUST PUT 30 SECONDS ON THE
CLOCK, AND SEE HOW MANY JOKES WE CAN DO HERE
YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS, TARIQ?
>> Tariq: OH, YOU KNOW IT. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.
IT'S THE ONLY ROCKET THAT SHRINKS IN THE COLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THEY DESIGNED AT THE
"JOHNSON SPACE CENTER." >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE
R2-D2 TOOK SOME VIAGRA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: THEY DON'T KEEP IT IN A HANGAR, THEY KEEP IT IN THE
TOP DRAWER OF A BEDSIDE TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT AFTER THE LAUNCH, THE ROCKET GOES INTO
SLEEP MODE. >> Tariq: I'M SURPRISED NEWS
CHANNELS DIDN'T HAVE TO BLUR THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT STOP, THE "O"
ZONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET TO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, IT TOOK A LONG
TIME TO ERECT IT. >> Steve: GUYS --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
UNDID THEIR ASTEROID BELT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> Steve: IT LOOKS LIKE MALE GENITALIA.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: WOW.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CHANGING GEARS.
HEY, THIS IS FUN. I SAW THAT DISNEY JUST UNVEILED
THE FIRST LOOK AT JOE BIDEN'S ROBOT AT HALL OF PRESIDENTS.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY CAN'T SEEM TO MASTER THESE, YEAH?
HE LOOKS LIKE HE OPENED THE FRIDGE AND CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO
EAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
"ACTIVIA. PRUNES.
I DON'T KNOW." IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT CAN WE TAKE
A LOOK AT TRUMP'S? [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, MAYBE BIDEN'S -- MAYBE BIDEN'S ISN'T SO BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY ON LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE
OF "THE BACHELORETTE," THERE WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING SCENE
BETWEEN KATIE AND MIKE P. WE LOVE "THE BACHELORETTE" HERE
ON THE SHOW. BUT THOSE SCENES CAN GET PRETTY
EMOTIONAL. SO I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD HELP.
HERE'S A CLIP FROM THE EPISODE RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST
EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW -- SIRI.
THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> LET'S GET SIRI-OUS.
>> SHE'S A NURTURER. A MAN, WHO I LOVE NURTURING.
SHE REMINDS ME OF MY MOM. YOUR LEGS ARE SOFT.
OH, WELL, THANK YOU, HA HA. MY MOM BRINGS A NURTURING TOUCH
TO EVERYTHING. AND EVERY SITUATION THAT SHE
COMES IN CONTACT WITH. KATIE DOES THE SAME THING.
YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM. REALLY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
THEY HAVE A NEW SPECIAL ON NBC CALLED "OLYMPIC DREAMS FEATURING
JONAS BROTHERS." THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HERE
TONIGHT. >> Steve: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: PLUS JOINING US IN
STUDIO, HER NEW MOVIE "HOW IT ENDS" IS AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL
AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, ZOE LISTER-JONES IS HERE.
>> Steve: OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE HER. AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
OMAR APOLLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>> Steve: OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THE TONIGHT
SHOW" HASHTAGS. BUT HEY, I WANTED TO QUICKLY
MENTION, LAST NIGHT WE REVEALED THE WINNING BOOK IN THIS YEAR'S
FALLON SUMMER READS CONTEST. IT IS "THE PLOT" BY
JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PLOT OF "THE PLOT"?
>> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, JAKE'S AN
ENGLISH TEACHER. HE'S TEACHING A CLASS ON HOW TO
WRITE A BOOK. ONE STUDENT HAS GREAT STORY,
THEN THE STUDENT DIES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
TEACHER TAKES THE STORY, PRETENDS IT'S HIS.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] BECOMES FAMOUS FROM IT.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] TILL HE GETS EMAIL ONE DAY.
GUESS WHAT THE SUBJECT SAYS. >> Steve: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> Jimmy: "YOU ARE A THIEF." [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THIS IS THE BOOK.
I'LL BE READING THIS OVER NEXT FEW WEEKS AND CHECKING IN ON
INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK.
AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO READ IT TOGETHER.
AND SEE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RIGHT? LET'S READ TOGETHER.
I WANT TO SEE. FOLLOW ALONG.
JUST USE THE #FALLONSUMMERREADS, OR ON INSTAGRAM, ON TWITTER, ALL
THAT STUFF AND WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT IT AND SENDING VIDEOS BACK
AND FORTH. BUT IT WILL BE FUN.
WE'LL READ THIS TOGETHER. SUMMER READS.
>> Steve: YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: "THE PLOT." GUYS, WHENEVER I GET SOME
DOWNTIME HERE AT SHOW I LIKE TO GO ON INSTAGRAM AND SCROLL
THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS. AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS
THAT A LOT OF TIMES, TWO PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT SAME
CAPTION BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S TIME FOR "PICTURE THIS." **
* PICTURE THIS PICTURE THIS
YEAH, PICTURE THIS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS FIRST EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM JOE BIDEN AND
DR. JILL BIDEN. >> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. THEY BOTH WROTE, "THINKING ABOUT
THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
JOE POSTED A PICTURE OF CLIMATE CHANGE REPORTS.
JILL POSTED A PICTURE OF JOE BIDEN'S NEW STATUE AT HALL
OF PRESIDENTS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: "POPCORN." >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM
FOX BUSINESS AND CNBC. >> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THEY DROPPED TO RECORD LOW THIS
WEEK." FOX BUSINESS POSTED A PICTURE OF
STOCKS. CNBC POSTED A PICTURE OF
CHUCK SCHUMER'S GLASSES. >> Steve: OH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE'S FROM
OLIVIA RODRIGO AND DR. FAUCI. THEY BOTH WROTE, "SO EXCITED
CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE." OLIVIA RODRIGO POST A PICTURE OF
THE WHITE HOUSE. DR. FAUCI POSTED A PICTURE OF
OLIVIA RODRIGO'S INSTAGRAM PAGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM POST MALONE AND YOU.
>> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
YOU BOTH WROTE, "I WAS HERE FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR AND LOST
$1,000." POST MALONE POSTED A PICTURE OF
THE LAS VEGAS STRIP. YOU POSTED PICTURE OF TARGET.
HOW? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT UP, THIS ONE'S FROM NASA AND "POPULAR SCIENCE."
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE,
"THEY'RE OUT THERE. THEY EXIST.
THERE'S JUST NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THEM."
NASA POSTED A PICTURE OF UFOs. "POPULAR SCIENCE" POSTED A
PICTURE OF OLD GUYS WEARING HIGH
TECH BICYCLE GEAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: WHY? >> Jimmy: BEAT MY TIME.
>> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE'S FROM
STARBUCKS AND WALMART. THEY BOTH WROTE, "YOU MUST WEAR
ONE OF THESE WHEN YOU ENTER." STARBUCKS POSTED A PICTURE OF A
FACE MASK. WALMART POSTED A PICTURE OF
PANTS. >> Steve: OH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE LAST ONE.
IT'S FROM UPS AND FEDEX. THEY BOTH WROTE, "IT'S BIGGEST
AMAZON PACKAGE WE'VE EVER SEEN." UPS POSTED A PICTURE OF A GIANT
BOX. FEDEX POSTED A PICTURE OF
JEFF BEZOS. >> Steve: HEY.
>> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "PICTURE THIS."
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW"
HASHTAGS. CUE THE CAMERA.
BRING THE CAMERA IN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO.
** * HASHTAGS
HASHTAGS * **
>> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG
AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
SO SINCE THE OLYMPICS ARE HERE, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "DESCRIBE
A SPORT BADLY." ASKED YOU TO PICK A SPORT AND
DESCRIBE IT IN A WEIRD OR UNUSUAL WAY.
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I APPRECIATE THAT. WE DO IT EVERY WEEK.
NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES WITH YOU
GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM
@DONTTHINKSO555. THEY SAID, "FENCING --
BEEKEEPERS TRYING TO STAB EACH OTHER."
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @RENEEJORDAN78.
SHE SAYS "SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING -- SWIMMING BUT FOR
DRAMA MAJORS." [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @ZACKSAL2. HE SAYS, "BASKETBALL -- YOU HAVE
24 SECONDS TO PASS THE BALL TO THE MOST TALENTED PLAYER."
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S FUNNY.
THIS ONE'S FROM @MISTERDORNGAL. >> Steve: OH, MISTER DORNGAL.
>> Jimmy: 58. >> Steve: OH.
I THOUGHT IT WAS DORNGAL57. >> Jimmy: OH.
>> Steve: I DON'T KNOW DORNGAL58.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE SAYS, "SHOT PUT -- THE THING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IN A
BOWLING ALLEY BUT COULDN'T." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: STRIKE! >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@JAKEWILLIAMSART. HE SAYS, "CURLING -- COMPETITIVE
SWIFFER-ING." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. I LOVE CURLING.
THIS ONE'S FROM DRSARAHSEBREE. SHE SAYS, "GYMNASTICS BALANCE
BEAM -- ULTIMATE DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED TEST."
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S TRUE, RIGHT?
THIS ONE'S FROM @MULTIVERSESNOB. >> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "CRICKET -- BASEBALL BUT WITH A BRITISH
ACCENT." [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @TRILLOCARL. HE SAYS, "DIRTBIKING -- WATCH
GUYS NAMED 'JAXXON' HURT THEMSELVES."
[ LAUGHTER ] JAXXON.
THREE X's, YEAH. THIS ONE'S FROM @SAIYANABRIEF.
THEY SAY, "MAKE THE THING GO THROUGH THE THING.
BASICALLY EVERY SPORT EVER." [ LAUGHTER ]
MAKE THE THING GO THROUGH THE THING.
THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @DDANCER42.
THEY SAY, "HOCKEY -- MULLETS ON ICE."
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW."
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUESTS ARE A GRAMMY-NOMINATED AND
MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING GROUP WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW SPECIAL
ON NBC, "OLYMPIC DREAMS FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS," WHICH
AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00 P.M. HERE ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS!
** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> WHY, HELLO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN.
THAT IS MY -- LOOK AT THAT. I DON'T PICK FAVORITES BUT COME
ON, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
TONIGHT, MY MAN. WELCOME BACK.
>> OH, ME? SORRY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING ON THE SHOW.
I MISS TALKING TO YOU GUYS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW
SPECIAL. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NEW MUSIC.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT GOING BACK ON TOUR.
THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT AND DISCUSS.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TOUR. ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE BACK?
>> INCREDIBLY EXCITED. >> COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A
LONG YEAR. BUT A YEAR-AND-A-HALF OF
CRAZINESS AND, YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT WE WERE BASICALLY ONE
OF THE LAST TOURS TO GO OUT PRE-COVID.
AND WE WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST ONES BACK OUTDOORS IN FRONT OF
OUR FANS AGAIN IS JUST GONNA BE A DREAM COME TRUE AFTER WHAT'S
BEEN A WILD RIDE. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT A SHOW IF YOU
CAN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> -- MAKE IT OUT TO ONE. >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN TO ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELL YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GOING ON TOUR, I MEAN, ARE YOU A LITTLE RUSTY?
DO YOU -- DO YOU -- DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?
LET ME JUST PICK A BROTHER. JOE, YOU TELL ME AN INSTANCE OF
SOME -- SOME TIME THINGS DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED.
>> YES, YOU KNOW, THINGS ARE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL AND IT'S BIG
STAGE. LOTS OF LIGHTS, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. AND ON MY BIRTHDAY, WE HAD THIS
BIG SIGN THAT SAID "JB's," STANDING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER, THAT
WE WERE BORROWING FROM HIM FOR US AS JONAS BROTHERS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. OKAY, OKAY, OF COURSE.
WELL, YEAH, YOU HAVE RECYCLE AND REUSE, WHY NOT?
>> YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE. AND IT LIGHTS UP ON FIRE.
WELL, IT WAS ONE OF OUR FIRST TIMES USING IT.
AND THIS WAS AT WOODSTOCK, AND THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF AND
SPRINKLERS JUST START POURING ON US ON STAGE.
SO WE'RE ALMOST IN A FLOOD NOW AND THE AUDIENCE HAS TO LEAVE
BEFORE WE CAN EVEN MAKE THE ENCORE.
BUT FOR ME, SELFISHLY, WE GOT TO MY AFTER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY
QUICKER, BUT I FELT BAD ABOUT NOT FINISHING THE GIG.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KEVIN, I SAW THIS
VIDEO OF YOUR DAUGHTERS DOING THEIR BEST IMPRESSION OF YOU
GUYS, OF JONAS BROTHERS. HOW DO -- HOW DO THEY SEE YOU?
DO THEY SEE YOU AS UNCLES AND DADS OR DO THEY KNOW YOU FROM TV
OR? >> NO, NO.
THEY SEE US AS THE PEOPLE THEY SAW ON "HANNAH MONTANA" IN THAT
ONE EPISODE WE DID WITH HER. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
>> IT -- THEY'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW NOW AND
THEY THINK WE'RE THOSE PEOPLE EVERY DAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO -- I
WANT TO SHOW A VIDEO OF YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPERSONATING YOU
GUYS. HERE'S KEVIN'S DAUGHTERS.
CHECK THIS OUT. CUTE.
>> I'M NICK. >> I'M JOE.
>> I'M KEVIN. >> I'M KEVIN.
>> NO, I'M KEVIN. >> EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE KEVIN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE KEVIN, YEAH.
>> YEAH, SHE DID SAY THAT NICK IS THE FUNNIEST WHEN HIS HAIR IS
PUFFY. SO BRINGING IT BACK --
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> -- TO THAT "HANNAH MONTANA"
DAYS. >> IT'S -- IT'S GETTING PUFFY
ONCE AGAIN. IT'S GROWING OUT HERE, SO SHE
CAN BE REAL HAPPY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY,
BUD. YOU GUYS HAVE A MEMOIR COMING
OUT, BY THE WAY, ENTITLED "BLOOD."
OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE FAMILY.
>> WE WROTE IT WITH BLOOD. >> NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT THE
REASON. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A NOTE OUT
OF ALL THE YOUTUBERS THAT ARE HAVING THESE BOXING MATCHES.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BIG UFC MATCH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S GONNA BE US VERSUS THE
HEMSWORTH BROTHERS -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD.
>> -- AND SERVE BLOOD. >> Jimmy: OH, NO.
DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT, PLEASE!
>> YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE -- >> THE HEMSWORTH'S HAVEN'T
EMAILED US BACK YET, BUT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE BIG.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE THERE'S A COUPLE OF HEMSWORTH'S OUT THERE
THAT WE DON'T KNOW OF THAT YOU CAN, MAYBE, CHALLENGE OR
SOMETHING. >> A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO OUR
HEIGHT AS WELL. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, YEAH.
WELL, CONGRATS ON THAT. AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
SHOW, "OLYMPIC DREAMS." KEVIN, CAN YOU SET THIS UP?
>> YEAH, THE SHOW, WE'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.
WE GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRETEND LIKE WE'RE OLYMPIC
ATHLETES FOR A WEEK OR SO. AND ABOUT A DAY OF TRAINING WITH
SOME INCREDIBLE ATHLETES AND THEN ACTUALLY COMPETE AGAINST
EACH OTHER. AND THEY FILMED IT FOR THE
AUDIENCE AT HOME TO WATCH AND LAUGH AT US.
IT'S BEEN GREAT SO FAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NICK -- NICK, YOU BROKE A RIB DOING THIS.
ARE YOU OKAY NOW AND WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I AM -- YOU KNOW, NOW I THINK, SEVEN, EIGHT WEEKS
REMOVED FROM THE INJURY. I'M DOING A LOT BETTER.
NEARLY 100%. IT'S NOT ALL THAT EXCITING.
I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE IN THE SHOW, WHICH PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH
TOMORROW NIGHT. BUT BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, WE
TRAINED WITH REAL OLYMPIC ATHLETES WHO HAVE BEEN DOING
THIS SINCE THEY WERE PROBABLY 4 OR 5 YEARS OLD.
AND SO, WHEN THEY SAID TO US, "YO, THIS IS EASY.
YOU'RE GONNA DO THE BMX TRACK THAT 11-YEAR-OLDS DO."
WE THOUGHT, "WE GOT THIS." WHAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US IS THAT
THESE 11-YEAR-OLDS HAVE BEEN DOING IT SINCE THEY WERE 3 OR
4 YEARS OLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> SO CUT TO THE THREE OF US TRYING TO DO THAT, AND YOU KNOW,
I TOOK A SPILL. ONE OF TWO SPILLS I TOOK ON THE
SHOW. AND BROKE MY RIB.
>> Jimmy: KEVIN IS LAUGHING BY THE WAY.
>> IT WAS GREAT. >> IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORSE
TIMING BECAUSE THAT WEEK FOLLOWING, WE SHOT THE MUSIC
VIDEO FOR OUR SONG WITH MARSHMELLO, "LEAVE BEFORE YOU
LOVE ME." I WAS HOSTING THE BILLBOARD
MUSIC AWARDS AND PERFORMING WITH THE BROTHERS AND WE HAD
"THE VOICE" FINALE ALL IN THE SAME WEEK OF MY --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WE GET IT, NICK, YOU'RE
FAMOUS. WE GET IT, NICK, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE THE
GREATEST. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE ARE NICK, KEVIN AND JOE JONAS IN "OLYMPIC DREAMS
FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS." IT'S GONNA AIR TOMORROW NIGHT AT
8:00 P.M. ON NBC. TAKE A LOOK.
>> RUN THROUGH THE HURDLES, DON'T
SLOW DOWN AND JUMP, OKAY? >> HEY.
>> OKAY. OKAY.
>> YOU GOT SOME HEIGHT, NICK. >> NOT TOO BAD.
>> YES. >> OKAY.
>> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL FORM, KEV. >> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> STAYING LOW THROUGH THOSE -- >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING BRO?
GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. >> TRYING TO STAY -- RIGHT,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN POWER THOUGH, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE. >> AM I DOING THAT?
>> BETTER, BUT STILL -- I THINK YOU'RE STILL LANDING --
>> IT'S NOT BETTER. IS IT BETTER THAN THEM IS THE
QUESTION. >> KEVIN NEEDS A LOT OF
ELEVATION. >> EVERYBODY OUT HERE FISHING
FOR COMPLIMENTS. >> I NEED TO KNOW I'M DOING
OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M KEVIN. >> I'M KEVIN.
>> I'M KEVIN! >> Jimmy: JONAS BROTHERS,
EVERYBODY! "OLYMPIC DREAMS
FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS" AIRS TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC.
JONAS BROTHERS AND I ARE A DOING A FUN SINGING GAME WHEN WE COME
BACK. STICK AROUND, IT'S FUN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS RIGHT HERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE LOVE YOU GUYS.
NOW, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE -- >> WE LOVE YOU.
>> Jimmy: GREAT ACTORS. GREAT SINGERS.
SO I WANTED TO PUT BOTH OF THOSE SKILLS TO THE TEST.
THIS IS "SING IT LIKE." * SING IT LIKE
SING IT LIKE * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT
WORKS. I WILL HIT THIS BUTTON, WHICH
ACTIVATES THE "SING IT LIKE" GENERATOR.
AND IT WILL LAND ON ONE RANDOM SONG AND THEN ONE RANDOM
SITUATION. WHOEVER'S TURN IT IS HAS TO SING
THE SONG LIKE THEY ARE IN THAT SITUATION.
SOUND GOOD? >> SOUNDS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. HERE WE GO.
>> I'M TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT
WORKS. HERE WE GO.
I'LL GO FIRST. [ BEEPING ]
OKAY. "SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW."
JUST GOT THE RUBBER BANDS ON YOUR BRACES TIGHTENED.
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT SONG. OKAY, HERE WE GO.
** [ MUMBLED SINGING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH, BRAVO.
>> BRAVO. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
JOE, YOU ARE UP FIRST, BUDDY. HERE WE GO.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO I GOT? [ BEEPING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT.
OKAY, JOE, YOU HAVE TO SING "WATERMELON SUGAR" LIKE YOU'RE
WALKING ACROSS HOT COALS. >> PERFECT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. JOE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
WE'LL PLAY THE TRACK. **
* BREATHE ME AYOUR HONOR I DON'T KNOW IF I
COULD EVER GO WITHOUT * * I'M JUST THINKING
OUT LOUD * * I DON'T KNOW IF I
COULD EVER GO WITHOUT * * WATERMELON SUGAR AH
WATERMELON SUGAR AH * * WATERMELON SUGAR AH
WATERMELON SUGAR AH * AH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. >> WHAT DO I GET?
>> Jimmy: NICK, YOU ARE UP. THIS IS GOING TO BE EXCITING.
HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT.
NICK, YOU HAVE TO SING "GOOD FOR YOU," OLIVIA RODRIGO.
BUT YOU HAVE TO SING IT LIKE YOU JUST GOT YOUR TONGUE PIERCED.
ALL RIGHT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
PLAY THE TRACK. **
[ MUMBLED SINGING ] **
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. WOW.
>> WOW. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE THE
GREATEST. >> ALL RIGHT, KEV.
>> Jimmy: KEVIN, YOU ARE UP. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I GOT?
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, BUDDY. LET'S BRING IT HOME.
HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ]
YOU'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE A SECRET MESSAGE WITH YOUR EYES.
YOU HAVE TO SING "WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN," BUT YOU HAVE TO SING IT
LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE A SECRET MESSAGE
WITH YOUR EYES. KEVIN.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. **
* WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN UNDER THE SUNRISE
TAKE ME TO THIS PLACE I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING *
* WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN NOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMETHING IS NEXT TO
HIM. OH, MY GOSH.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW KEVIN SINGS HIS KIDS TO SLEEP EVERY
NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ MUMBLED SINGING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT YOU,
KEV. FOR THIS LAST ONE, LET'S DO A --
LET'S DO A SONG TOGETHER. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT? THE FOUR OF US.
HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ]
>> Jimmy: SUCKER. >> WE KNOW THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: LIKE YOU'RE AN ANIMATRONIC CHUCK E. CHEESE
BAND. >> I NEED PROPS.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW. I GOT TO CHANNEL MY, LIKE,
JOE BIDEN CHARACTER THERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE.
I DON'T HAVE ANY PROPS. >> OH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FUN, EITHER.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE PROPS, I HAVE NO PROPS.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I'LL DO THIS. THIS BE ALL RIGHT.
READY? WHEN WE'RE READY, LET'S START.
** * I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU
YOU SAY THE WORD AND I'LL GO BLINDLY *
* I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU ANY ROAD THAT YOU TAKE
YOU WILL FIND ME * * I'M A SUCKER FOR ALL
THE SUBLIMINAL THINGS NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU *
* ABOUT YOU ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MAKING THE TYPICAL
ME BREAK MY TYPICAL RULES * * THAT'S TRUE, I'M A SUCKER
FOR YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEIR NEW SHOW "OLYMPIC DREAMS
FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS" AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00 P.M. ON
NBC! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ZOE LISTER-JONES! COME ON BACK.
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER AND
DIRECTOR. HER NEW MOVIE "HOW IT ENDS" IS
AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, PLEASE
WELCOME ZOE LISTER-JONES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** **
>> Jimmy: IN STUDIO, I LOVE IT. WELCOME.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- FOR
COMING ON TO THE SHOW. AND THIS -- YEAH, THIS AUDIENCE
IS RIGHT HERE, WE HAVE A FULL AUDIENCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BLONDE --BLONDE, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BLONDE.
>> YES. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: IS THIS FOR A ROLE OR IS THIS SOMETHING?
A LIFE CHOICE? >> NO, THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT-UP
REINVENTION. >> Jimmy: YEAH?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? >> IT FEELS GOOD.
I NEEDED A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, POST CORE DRIP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT
AT ALL. >> I JUST DID.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID, ACTUALLY.
POST CORE DRIP, YEAH. INTERESTING.
>> BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE AFTER THE YEAR AND A HALF OR WHATEVER
WE'VE ALL HAD -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE'S KEEPING
TRACK ANYMORE. >> NO, WHATEVER THIS IS, THE
DECADE THAT WE'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH, I FEEL LIKE -- YOU
KNOW, IT'S LIKE TIME TO REINTRODUCE OURSELVES TO THE
WORLD. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> SO I'VE GONE BLONDE. I'VE ALSO POST-QUARANTINE
DECIDED THAT I AM 27. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH.
WHY NOT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S THAT EASY. IT'S THAT EASY, YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: WHAT? YES.
WHY NOT? I CAN SEE THAT.
>> RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> AND I AM ACTUALLY THINKING, LIKE, IN ADDITION TO BEING
27 THAT I WOULD LIKE A POST CORE CAREER PIVOT, MAYBE, TOO.
>> Jimmy: A POST CORE CAREER PIVOT.
>> CAREER PIVOT. SAY THAT THREE TIMES FAST.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND TO DO WHAT THOUGH?
>> WELL, BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW. LIKE, ACTING, WRITING,
DIRECTING -- >> Jimmy: NOT ENOUGH?
>> IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL.
BUT I'M INTERESTED IN RE-EXPLORING THE WORLD OF PARTY
PROMOTING. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I THINK
YOU'RE DOING OKAY. >> NO, NO.
NO, BUT HEAR ME OUT. BECAUSE THE THING IS, I USED TO
BE A PARTY PROMOTER -- IN MY EARLY 20s, SO JUST, YOU KNOW,
FOUR OR FIVE YEARS AGO. YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU.
>> REALLY? >> Jimmy: WERE YOU A PARTY --
>> I WAS A PARTY -- ABSOLUTELY I WAS.
I WAS, LIKE, A STRUGGLING ACTOR, AND I NEEDED A SIDE HUSTLE, AND
I FOUND A GIG WHERE I WAS PAID TO BRING MY FRIENDS TO THE
CLURB. AND --
>> Jimmy: THE CLUB? >> YEAH.
THE CLUB, THE CLUB. >> Jimmy: THE CLURB?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND -- I WAS SO -- I WAS --
>> Jimmy: THE CLURB. OH, MY GOD.
>> I WAS VERY GOOD AT IT AT FIRST.
BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WERE ALL SUPER DOWN.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD GO ANYWHERE IF YOU ASKED ME TO GO SOMEWHERE.
>> LET'S GO TO THE CLURB TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: POST CORE CLURB?
>> POST CORE CLURB! >> Jimmy: YES!
A POST CORE CLURB! I'M DOWN!
WOULD YOU GET IN TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY PEOPLE IN?
>> YES, 100%. I SORT OF GOT, LIKE, FIRED
BECAUSE OF THAT. BECAUSE LIKE -- REALLY ROCK
BOTTOM WAS WHEN I ROLLED UP TO THE CLUB SOLO, WHICH IS -- IT'S
A BOLD LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THERE WERE LIKE -- THERE'S A GROUP OF LIKE SWEDISH TOURISTS
ON A STREET CORNER, AND I WENT UP TO THEM, AND I WAS LIKE,
"HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO DRINK FOR FREE TONIGHT?"
AND THEY WERE LIKE "JA," YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JA.
>> AND SO THEN, LIKE, I HAD -- >> Jimmy: THEY SAID "JA."
>> THAT'S SWEDISH FOR YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY.
THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.
JA. >> AND THEN I HAD LIKE FIVE
SWEDISH DUDES SITTING IN MY BOOTH AND I SAID ZERO WORDS TO
THEM ALL NIGHT LONG. AND AT END OF MY SHIFT, MY BOSS
CAME OVER AND HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE?"
AND I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: JA.
>> JA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JA. >> THEY'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: AREN'T YOU GUYS MY FRIENDS?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JA.
>> JA. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S KIND OF
FITTING, BECAUSE YOUR MOVIE, "HOW IT ENDS" --
>> YES. >> Jimmy: IF YOU LOOK AT --
HERE'S THE POSTER, RIGHT HERE. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT SAYS "PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU.
>> YEAH, THAT'S A THROUGH LINE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU.
HOW IT ENDS. >> I LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE TO PARTY.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA?
AND WHAT -- >> SO, WELL, IT TAKES PLACE ON
THE LAST DAY ON EARTH. AND MY CHARACTER IS ON A JOURNEY
ACROSS LOS ANGELES ACCOMPANIED BY HER YOUNGER SELF WHO'S PLAYED
BY THE BRILLIANT CAILEE SPAENY. AND --
>> Jimmy: SHE IS GREAT. >> SHE'S AMAZING.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE LAST PARTY BEFORE -- BEFORE WE
ALL EXPLODE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH.
AND -- DARYL WEIN, WHO CO-WROTE IT AND CO-DIRECTED IT WITH ME,
AND I CAME UP WITH IT PRETTY EARLY ON IN QUARANTINE.
AND WE WERE, LIKE, VERY CAREFUL, OBVIOUSLY, ABOUT COVID SAFETY
PROTOCOLS. WE, LIKE, TOOK IT AN EXTRA STEP
FURTHER. OUTSIDE OF ONE SCENE, THE ENTIRE
THING IS SHOT OUTDOORS AND SIX FEET APART.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND -- AND IT WAS A VERY
SMALL CREW. THERE WERE FOUR CREW MEMBERS.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, WHICH WAS --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY -- THAT'S MAKING A FILM, MAN.
THAT'S REALLY GOING FOR IT. >> YEAH, THERE WAS NOBODY.
I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, ACTING, WRITING, DIRECTING, PRODUCING
AND THEN ALSO, LIKE, ORDERING POSTMATES FOR EVERYONE.
AND I'M LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO CATERERS,
SURE. >> OH, COME ON, JIM.
NO, NO CATERERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YEAH, I WAS LIKE SITTING ACROSS FROM OSCAR-WINNER, YOU
KNOW, HELEN HUNT, JUST BEING LIKE, "BEFORE WE DO THE NEXT
TAKE, DO YOU WANT THE DRESSING ON YOUR SALAD OR ON THE SIDE."
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE --
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEAR EVERY HAT POSSIBLE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. GOT TO PUT IT IN THE NOTES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. HOW WAS ARMISEN?
HOW WAS FRED? >> I MEAN, FREDDIE.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A DREAM, MAN. >> LEGEND.
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. >> HE'S A LEGEND.
>> Jimmy: WAS HE DEMANDING? >> VERY DEMANDING, YEAH.
SO, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A TRAILER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT HE BROUGHT HIS
OWN. >> HE BROUGHT HIS OWN TRAILER.
HE DROVE IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. >> HE DIDN'T -- NO, HE HAD VERY
FEW QUESTIONS OUTSIDE OF JUST, LIKE, HIS OUTFIT.
BECAUSE FREDDIE KNOWS PRIORITIES ON THESE THINGS.
AND HE -- HE REALLY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JUMPSUITS.
HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS WEARING EXCLUSIVELY JUMPSUITS IN
QUARANTINE. AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS LIKE
A BIT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S FRED.
IT'S SO HARD TO TELL. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE -- NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
HE WOULD DO. >> BUT NO -- AND THEN HE SENT ME
PICTURES OF HIM IN LITERALLY EVERY COLOR OF JUMPSUIT.
AND WE LANDED ON -- >> Jimmy: HE WEARS JUMPSUITS.
>> -- A NEUTRAL GRAY. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO HIM, MAN. >> NO, EVERYONE WAS SUPER --
OLIVIA WILDE -- LIKE MOST HADN'T ACTED OR BEEN ON CAMERA SINCE
LOCKDOWN. OLIVIA WILDE, IT WAS HER FIRST
TIME DRIVING A CAR. SO --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL FIRSTS. THAT'S CRAZY.
>> AND SHE MADE IT IN ONE PIECE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU
PULLED THIS OFF. REALLY, AND IT'S FANTASTIC AND
CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS AS WELL.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ZOE LISTER-JONES IN "HOW
IT ENDS." TAKE A LOOK.
>> YOU'RE AFTERLIFE IS, HONESTLY,
UNFAIR. IT IS UNJUST HOW GOOD IT IS.
LIKE, I CAN'T. >> OOH, I WANT TO -- I KIND OF
WANT TO TELL YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO [ BLEEP ] IT UP BECAUSE
OF, LIKE -- >> NO.
>> -- RIPPLE EFFECT, LIKE -- >> YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO TELL ME
NOW. >> I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE
WORD, JUST ONE WORD. CHALAMET.
>> SHUT UP. >> LIFE PARTNERS.
>> NO. >> LIFE PARTNERS.
>> FOR LIFE? >> FOR LIFE.
FOR THAT LIFE. >> IN THE AFTERLIFE?
>> IN THE AFTERLIFE. >> TIMOTHEE?
>> TIMOTHEE. >> WOW.
>> ALSO, I SEE A LOT OF DAIRY WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON!
WHO IS THE BEST? ZOE LISTER-JONES, LEGEND!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "HOW IT ENDS" IS AVAILABLE ON
DIGITAL AND IN SELECT THEATERS NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PERFORMANCE FROM OMAR APOLLO.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW
SONG "GO AWAY," HERE'S OMAR APOLLO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
* YOU CAN TAKE THE THRONE
BODY GLOWS LIKE GOLD BEATING HEARTS LIE CLOSE
WITHOUT YOU * * TIME MOVES SLOW
* DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD STAY
CAUSE IF I LEAVE THEN I COMPLAIN *
* I KNOW THIS FEELING'S NOT A CRIME
YOU SAID YOU FEEL IT ALL THE TIME *
* BUT IF YOU HAD TO GO AWAY AGAIN
I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH *
* IT'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN
I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH *
* IF YOU SAW ME EVERY MORNING
WOULD YOU FEEL LESS IMPORTANT *
* IS THAT TOO MUCH I'M FORCING
CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE MUCH *
* I LOVE THE WAY THAT WE TOUCH
DO YOU LIKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND *
BEFORE YOU'D NEVER MENTION THAT YOU GOT TIME
HERE TO STAY * * IS THAT TOO MUCH
FOR YOUR BRAIN BUT IF YOU HAD TO
GO AWAY AGAIN * * I JUST DON'T
SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH
IT'S SOMETHING IN THE * * WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN
I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH*
** * BUT IF YOU HAD TO
GO AWAY AGAIN I JUST DON'T SEE
YOU ENOUGH * * I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH *
* BUT IF YOU HAD TO GO AWAY AGAIN
I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH *
* IT'S SOMETHING IN THE WAY I FEEL YOUR SKIN
I JUST DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH I WISH I SAW YOU ENOUGH *
** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
EMILIA CLARKE AND MARK RONSON WILL BE HERE, AND WE HAVE MUSIC
FROM BRANDI CARLILE. THAT'S TOMORROW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY THANKS TO JONAS BROTHERS,
ZOE LISTER-JONES, OMAR APOLLO. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
**