1 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,710 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,380 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 3 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:18,618 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 4 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,520 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,189 DWAYNE JOHNSON. JOSHUA JACKSON. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,558 MUSICAL GUEST SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA FEATURING 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:30,230 TY DOLLA SIGN AND 070 SHAKE. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 8 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:37,237 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 9 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:46,446 JIMMY FALLON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 10 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:51,051 ** ** 11 00:00:51,051 --> 00:01:04,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 12 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:09,803 PLEASE, THANK YOU! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 13 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LIVE CROWD. 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,505 THAT'S FANTASTIC. LOOK AT YOU. 15 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,074 YOU LOOK GREAT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 16 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,809 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. ENJOY YOURSELVES. 17 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,278 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 18 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,847 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 19 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,850 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL GUYS, THIS WEEKEND, 20 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:27,754 PRESIDENT BIDEN WENT AFTER BIG SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS LIKE 21 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,090 FACEBOOK FOR NOT DOING ENOUGH TO STOP THE SPREAD OF COVID 22 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,460 MISINFORMATION. YEAH. 23 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,895 OUR COUNTRY HAS GONE FROM "THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS 24 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,831 FEAR ITSELF" TO "PLEASE DON'T TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM A 25 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:41,001 MEME." [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,303 SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH FACEBOOK WHEN YOU 27 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,705 CAN FIND MORE HONEST INFORMATION ON TINDER. 28 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:49,009 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, BIDEN DOESN'T WANT 29 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:52,746 FACEBOOK TO PREVENT YOUNG PEOPLE FROM GETTING VACCINATED. 30 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,881 EVERYONE UNDER 30 HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "THAT IS SO CUTE, BUT 31 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,616 LITERALLY NONE OF US USE FACEBOOK. 32 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,485 BUT THAT IS SO --" [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,121 AW. YEP, BIDEN AND HIS 34 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,790 ADMINISTRATION ARE BUSY. IN FACT, THEY'RE NOW REVERSING A 35 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,593 TRUMP-ERA RULE THAT MADE SHOWERHEADS HAVE MORE WATER 36 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,596 FLOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,532 IN RESPONSE, TRUMP SPENT THE DAY INCITING A RIOT IN THE PLUMBING 38 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:15,735 SECTION OF A HOME DEPOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,605 SPEAKING OF TRUMP, CHECK OUT WHAT THE AUTHORS OF A NEW BOOK 40 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,075 SAID ABOUT THE RECENT INTERVIEW WITH THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 41 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,877 >> AT ONE POINT IN THE TWO-AND-A-HALF HOUR SIT DOWN 42 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:27,514 WITH THE BOOK'S AUTHORS AT MAR-A-LAGO, MR. TRUMP SUGGESTED 43 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,383 THAT IF GEORGE WASHINGTON CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND CHOSE 44 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,785 ABRAHAM LINCOLN AS HIS VICE PRESIDENT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 45 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:35,088 VERY HARD, HE SAYS, FOR THEM TO BEAT HIM. 46 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:41,695 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF GEORGE WASHINGTON 47 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:45,865 CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND CHOOSE LINCOLN AS HIS RUNNING 48 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,467 MATE? DOES TRUMP THINK ABE LINCOLN IS 49 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:52,839 STILL ALIVE? [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,342 WELL GUYS, THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE AND THE ATHLETES IN 51 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,846 THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE ARE SLEEPING ON BEDS MADE OF CARDBOARD. 52 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,048 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE 53 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,516 MEANT TO DISCOURAGE ANY INTIMACY. 54 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,319 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NICE, YOU FINALLY REACH 55 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,788 YOUR OLYMPIC DREAMS AND HAVE TO SLEEP ON AN AMAZON BOX. 56 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,858 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, A BED DESIGNED TO 57 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,495 DISCOURAGE SEX, OR AS IT'S ALSO KNOWN, AN AIR MATTRESS. 58 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:22,235 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 59 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,504 BECAUSE OF COVID, ORGANIZERS WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERY ATHLETE 60 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,639 IS AS CELIBATE AS A BADMINTON PLAYER. 61 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:31,811 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WE'RE GOING TO GET LETTERS 62 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:34,981 FROM THE BADMINTON PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,584 YEAH, EVERYBODY'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THESE BEDS, SO A GYMNAST 64 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,519 FROM IRELAND PUT THEM TO THE TEST IN A VIRAL VIDEO THAT HE 65 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,620 POSTED. IT'S GREAT. 66 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,856 CHECK THIS OUT. >> THE BEDS ARE MEANT TO BE 67 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,592 ANTI-SEX. THEY'RE MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD, 68 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,528 YES, BUT APPARENTLY THEY'RE MEANT TO BREAK AT ANY SUDDEN 69 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,331 MOVEMENTS. IT'S FAKE. 70 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:56,002 FAKE NEWS! [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,971 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WORKS FINE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A 72 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:03,610 70-POUND IRISH GYMNAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,813 YOU'RE COMPLETELY SAFE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SEX LIKE THIS. 74 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:14,354 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 75 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,924 >> Steve: JUMPIN'. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,325 >> Jimmy: HERE'S SOME GOOD ADVICE. 77 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,327 YESTERDAY DURING HIS WEEKLY ADDRESS, POPE FRANCIS URGED 78 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:26,332 PEOPLE TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE A BREAK AND TURN OFF THEIR PHONES. 79 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,301 THEN THE POPE ENDED HIS ADDRESS BY SAYING, "THAT'S MY SERMON. 80 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,637 BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE." 81 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,640 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE POPE SAID TO LOOK 82 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,142 CLOSELY AT THE LAST SUPPER AND NOTICE HOW EVERYONE LEFT THEIR 83 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,311 PHONES IN A PILE AT THE END OF THE TABLE. 84 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:44,718 [ LAUGHTER ] JESUS WAS LIKE, "PETER, MATTHEW, 85 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,087 GIVE UP THE PHONE PLEASE. WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS 86 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:52,258 AGAIN, HENCE THE TITLE." [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,594 >> Steve: COME ON. [ APPLAUSE ] 88 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:58,465 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF SUPPER DO YOU THINK THIS IS? 89 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,235 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I READ THAT PARAMOUNT PLUS HAS ORDERED 90 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:06,106 A "GREASE" PREQUEL SERIES. YEAH. 91 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,375 THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE BEFORE THE ORIGINAL "GREASE," WHICH MEANS 92 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,410 THE ACTORS WILL ONLY BE ABOUT 48. 93 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,813 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN HIGH 94 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,148 SCHOOL. I GOT THESE HIGH SCHOOL 95 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,816 PROBLEMS. I THINK I'M GOING THROUGH 96 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,753 PUBERTY, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,589 I CAN'T BELIEVE -- LOOK AT THIS NEW ISSUE OF AARP MAGAZINE, 98 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:28,428 IT'S AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,464 YOU GUYS GET YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS? 100 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,099 THE PARTY IS GOING TO BE ON POINT. 101 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:38,605 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE BEING IN HIGH SCHOOL. 102 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,473 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> Steve: I'VE FALLEN AND I 103 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,975 CAN'T GET UP. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, WERTHER'S 104 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,611 ORIGINALS EVERYWHERE. IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT? 105 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,781 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GET THIS. 106 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,984 OVER THE WEEKEND THERE WAS A LOT OF DEBATE ONLINE ABOUT THE 107 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,087 LYRICS TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S SONG, "THUNDER ROAD." 108 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,223 SOME FANS THINK HE SAYS, "MARY'S DRESS SWAYS." 109 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,559 BUT THE REST SAY IT'S, "MARY'S DRESS WAVES." 110 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:04,464 LET'S HEAR IT. * THE SCREEN DOOR SLAMS 111 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:09,736 MARY'S DRESS WAVES * >> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. 112 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,905 NOT REALLY SURE, BUT WE ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEONE ON THE PHONE RIGHT 113 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,808 NOW WHO CAN CLEAR IT UP. BRUCE, ARE YOU THERE? 114 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,810 >> YEAH. HEY, JIMMY. 115 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:20,513 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 116 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:21,614 HERE. NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE 117 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,283 HEARD ABOUT THIS, BUT PEOPLE ONLINE WERE HAVING TROUBLE 118 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:26,686 UNDERSTANDING YOUR SONG. >> OH YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 119 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:31,324 [ INDISCERNIBLE ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. 120 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,727 WELL, I IMAGINE A LOT OF YOUR FANS HAVE BEEN REACHING OUT AND 121 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:37,464 ASKING IF IT'S SWAYS OR WAVES. [ INDISCERNIBLE ] 122 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:42,369 >> SWAYS OR WAVES. [ INDISCERNIBLE ] 123 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,672 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 124 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,874 AGREEING TO COME ON THE SHOW AND CLEAR THINGS UP ONCE AND FOR 125 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,376 ALL. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 126 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,812 GO FOR IT. >> TWO, THREE. 127 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:59,085 * SCREEN DOOR SLAMS MARY'S DRESS WAAAY * 128 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:05,191 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 129 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,359 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CLEARING IT UP. 130 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:11,531 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY. [ INDISCERNIBLE ] 131 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:16,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S SWAYS. 132 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,237 >> Steve: IS IT? >> Jimmy: SURE. 133 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,938 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS. 134 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,807 I SAW THAT GROCERY STORES ARE NOW SELLING FROZEN 135 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,644 CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZAS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS ] 136 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,780 AND THIS IS FUN. THE PIZZA IS ALSO BEING USED TO 137 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,782 MAKE THE CARDBOARD BEDS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE. 138 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,451 [ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 139 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,688 >> Steve: RECYCLE. >> Jimmy: I READ ABOUT A MAN IN 140 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:39,225 FLORIDA WHO WAS ARRESTED AFTER CRASHING A STOLEN CAR THROUGH AN 141 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,761 AIRPORT FENCE AND BOARDING A COAST GUARD PLANE. 142 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,964 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 143 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,568 IT HAPPENED IN FLORIDA. I BET WE COULD PLUG IN ANY THREE 144 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,870 RANDOM WORDS OR PHRASES AND IT WOULD LINK TO AN ACTUAL FLORIDA 145 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,340 NEWS STORY. LET'S TRY IT. 146 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,474 IT'S TIME FOR "FLORIDA NEWS ROULETTE." 147 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,443 HERE WE GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 148 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,610 ** * FLORIDA NEWS ROULETTE 149 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:02,716 YEAH * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT 150 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,883 WORKS. THE COMPUTER WILL GENERATE THREE 151 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,385 RANDOM WORDS AND WE'LL SEE IF THERE'S A FLORIDA NEWS STORY 152 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,621 BASED ON THOSE WORDS. LET'S GET OUR FIRST THREE RIGHT 153 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:13,927 NOW. [ BEEPING ] 154 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:17,630 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CANDLES, BEAR MACE, AND BATH & 155 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,100 BODY WORKS. BEAR MACE? 156 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,835 >> Steve: BEAR MACE. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE 157 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,037 BETWEEN BEAR MACE AND REGULAR MACE? 158 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:28,641 >> Questlove: ABOUT $3.50. [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,710 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE HOW THOSE COULD MAKE A NEWS STORY, BUT 160 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,046 HEY, IT'S FLORIDA, WHO KNOWS? LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 161 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:37,751 >> SOUTH FLORIDA, THE SEARCH IS ON TONIGHT FOR A MAN WHO POLICE 162 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,452 SAY USED BEAR MACE TO STEAL CANDLES FROM BATH & BODY WORKS. 163 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:43,123 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 164 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:48,061 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE 165 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,662 IT ANOTHER SPIN HERE. HERE WE GO. 166 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:53,667 LET'S TRY. [ BEEPING ] 167 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,870 ALLIGATOR, MINIATURE GOLF, COCKTAIL LOUNGE. 168 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,639 ALLIGATOR, MINIATURE GOLF, COCKTAIL LOUNGE. 169 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:00,707 I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THIS COULD BE. 170 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,308 LET'S SEE. >> A FLORIDA MAN IS IN JAIL 171 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,178 AFTER POLICE OFFICERS SPOTTED HIM 172 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,014 TRYING TO THROW A LIVE ALLIGATOR ONTO THE ROOF OF A BEACHSIDE 173 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,317 COCKTAIL LOUNGE. POLICE SAY THE 32-YEAR-OLD MAN 174 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,921 TOLD OFFICERS HE STOLE THE GATOR FROM ITS PEN AT A MINIATURE GOLF 175 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,891 COURSE AND WAS, QUOTE, "TEACHING IT A LESSON." 176 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,327 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 177 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,463 THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. TAUGHT HIM A LESSON. 178 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,698 >> Questlove: THAT'LL SHOW HIM. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY. 179 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:28,568 SHOW HIM, MAN. >> Steve: WE'LL SHOW YOU. 180 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,936 >> Jimmy: HE WAS TEACHING THE ALLIGATOR A LESSON. 181 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:30,770 >> Steve: THE ALLIGATOR WAS RUDE. 182 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,871 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY. 183 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,406 >> Steve: I'M GONNA THROW YOU ON TOP -- 184 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,142 >> Tariq: BUT HE WAS TRYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, TRYING. 185 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,045 ALLIGATOR DIDN'T LEARN HIS LESSON. 186 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,113 LET'S TRY ONE MORE TIME. HERE WE GO. 187 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,817 WHAT HAVE WE GOT? [ BEEPING ] 188 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,053 EVERGLADES, EMERGENCY LANDING, TACO. 189 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,521 >> Steve: TACO? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE 190 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,191 WHAT HAPPENS. >> A COUPLE OF GUYS HAD TO MAKE 191 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,692 AN EMERGENCY LANDING IN THEIR PLANE IN COLLIER COUNTY LAST 192 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,628 WEEK. THEY SURVIVED AND TOLD OFFICIALS 193 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,598 THEY WERE FLYING ACROSS THE EVERGLADES ON A TACO RUN. 194 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:04,671 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NEEDED SOME TACOS. 195 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,807 AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT THERE IS A SWISS MOUNTAIN FOR SALE ON 196 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:12,779 EBAY FOR $235,000. SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN BUT THE 197 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,914 SHIPPING COSTS ARE A FORTUNE. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. 198 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,751 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 199 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:25,492 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 200 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:33,733 ** >> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY. 201 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,835 WE ARE EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE HAVE A BIG WEEK OF SHOWS 202 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,038 AHEAD. BE SURE TO TUNE IN ON FRIDAY 203 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,441 NIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONIES. 204 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,077 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SHOW WITH MATT DAMON. 205 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,580 HE'S GOING TO BE HERE IN STUDIO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 206 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,382 JASON SUDEIKIS IS GOING TO BE HERE IN STUDIO. 207 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND CAMILA CABELLO IS GONNA BE 208 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:56,289 HERE IN STUDIO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 209 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,792 PLUS, WE'RE DOING A FUN NEW GAME WITH BTS. 210 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:02,195 THIS FRIDAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 211 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,064 THIS FRIDAY NIGHT. SET YOUR DVRs. 212 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,066 THAT'S A BIG SHOW. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 213 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,068 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE NEW 214 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,171 MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE." DWAYNE JOHNSON IS HERE! 215 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BIG MOVIE. 216 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,076 >> Steve: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> Jimmy: COME ON. 217 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:20,280 ALSO JOINING US IN STUDIO FROM THE NEW VERY BUZZED ABOUT SERIES 218 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,850 "DR. DEATH" ON PEACOCK, JOSHUA JACKSON IS HERE! 219 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:29,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THEY JUST REUNITED WITH 220 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,125 THEIR FIRST NEW MUSIC IN MORE THAN EIGHT YEARS. 221 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,528 WE'VE GOT A PERFORMANCE FROM SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA FEATURING 222 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:41,134 TY DOLLA SIGN AND 070 SHAKE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 223 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,869 THAT'S A BIG DEAL. SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA, I LOVE 224 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,773 THEM. GUYS, IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE 225 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,442 WINNER OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW'S FALLON SUMMER READS." 226 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,911 HERE WE GO! ** 227 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:56,016 * SUMMER READS FALLON SUMMER READS * 228 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,985 ** >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE ARE THE 229 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,421 BOOKS RIGHT HERE. VOTING HAS ENDED. 230 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,156 THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. >> Steve: THAT'S IT. 231 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,125 >> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN TRY TO VOTE. 232 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,261 SO, WE KNOW WHO THE WINNER IS. >> Steve: YOU ALREADY KNOW. 233 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,397 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE ALREADY KNOW, YEAH. 234 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,899 WE'RE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER THIS EVENING, RIGHT NOW. 235 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,635 WE GOT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES. 236 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,303 THIS IS OUR BIGGEST VOTING OF ANY YEAR, SO FAR. 237 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BIG DEAL. 238 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,608 LOVE THAT. SO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO 239 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,744 VOTED AND THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR AUTHORS FOR GETTING YOUR 240 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,180 ENTHUSIASM, GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONTEST AND CAMPAIGNING FOR 241 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,315 YOUR BOOKS. THESE ARE ALL FANTASTIC BOOKS. 242 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,317 [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE ALL GREAT. 243 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,086 PICK THEM ALL UP, IF YOU CAN. WHY NOT? 244 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,822 BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER HERE. 245 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,726 IT'S A CLOSE RACE. YEAH, JUST A FEW PERCENTAGE 246 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:43,229 POINTS SEPARATED THESE BOOKS. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA START 247 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:47,367 BREAKING IT DOWN FOR YOU. [ DRUM ROLL ] 248 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:53,506 >> Steve: OH. OH SNAP. 249 00:12:53,506 --> 00:13:04,184 >> Jimmy: OH! >> Steve: OOH! 250 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,187 >> Jimmy: OH! "THE PLOT" IS THE BOOK. 251 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,955 ** CONGRATULATIONS. 252 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,757 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT IS THIS YEAR'S "FALLON 253 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:14,327 SUMMER READ." "THE PLOT" BY 254 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,930 JEAN HANFF KORELITZ! [ APPLAUSE ] 255 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,965 SO HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK. 256 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,700 ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE NOT READ ANY OF THESE BOOKS. 257 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,937 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT IS HOW OUR BOOK CLUB 258 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,440 WORKS. SO, WHAT I WANT TO DO NOW, THIS 259 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,076 IS OUR BOOK. I'M GOING TO READ THIS BOOK AND 260 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,879 I WANT US ALL TO READ IT TOGETHER AND THEN FOLLOW US ON 261 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,548 INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. 262 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,817 I'LL BE CHECKING IN, LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE I'M AT IN THE BOOK. 263 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,086 WHAT I THINK SO FAR. AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS 264 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,422 THINK AS YOU'RE READING TOO. SO USE THE HASHTAG "FALLON 265 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,858 SUMMER READS" AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT TOGETHER. 266 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,093 THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED AND CONGRATULATIONS TO "THE 267 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:51,531 PLOT" AND JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE SHOW VERY 268 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,566 SOON. THANK YOU AND CONGRATULATIONS. 269 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,635 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "SCREEN GRABS," EVERYBODY. 270 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,705 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 271 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:21,461 ** >> Jimmy: BIG SHOW TONIGHT. 272 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,630 DWAYNE JOHNSON, JOSHUA JACKSON, SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA. 273 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 274 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,102 THAT'S A SHOW RIGHT THERE. PLUS, IT'S TIME RIGHT NOW FOR 275 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,137 SCREEN GRABS. HERE WE GO! 276 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:36,910 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 277 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,646 >> Jimmy: NOW, THESE ARE SOME WEIRD FUNNY THINGS THAT YOU GUYS 278 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,083 FOUND ON THE INTERNET OR TOOK A PICTURE OF IN REAL LIFE AND THEN 279 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,119 SENT IT IN TO US. THE FIRST SCREENGRAB WAS SENT IN 280 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,089 BY DAVID CADDISH IN WEST CHESAPEAKE, VIRGINIA. 281 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,091 HE WAS LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT TO RENT. 282 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,427 LET'S SEE WHAT HE FOUND. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:58,932 ONE BED, ONE BATH, $100. NOT BAD. 284 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:03,203 >> Steve: WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB 285 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,605 WAS SENT IN BY MADDIE IN MADISON, WISCONSIN. 286 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,374 >> Steve: OH, MADDIE FROM -- >> Jimmy: SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND 287 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,744 SOME CHILDREN'S BOOKS ON AMAZON. LET'S SEE WHAT SHE FOUND. 288 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,113 "ALL KINDS OF FAMILIES." THERE YOU GO, LOOKS GOOD. 289 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,548 LET'S LOOK AT THE PRICE HERE. BOARD BOOK 8.99, PAPERBACK, 290 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:20,053 $877.95. [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,722 MAKE SURE -- >> Steve: BARGAIN, MAN. 292 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,891 >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. "ALL KINDS OF FAMILIES." 293 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,761 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO GET THAT FOR BOARD BOOK, PROBABLY. 294 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,897 NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY TED SCHUMACHER IN DETROIT. 295 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,600 HE WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME TUPPERWARE ONLINE. 296 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,769 SPOTTED A QUESTION THAT SOMEONE ASKED THE SELLERS FOR 297 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,705 TUPPERWARE. SAID, "COULD YOU FIT 298 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,408 12 STRAWBERRIES IN THIS CONTAINER?" 299 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,711 AND THEY ANSWERED, "NO, SORRY, ONLY 11 1/2 STRAWBERRIES FIT IN 300 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:50,950 THESE CONTAINERS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 301 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,452 DON'T WORRY ABOUT BUYING IT YET. >> Steve: DON'T WORRY, I 302 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,353 WON'T -- >> Jimmy: NO, SORRY. 303 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,755 12 DOESN'T FIT. >> Steve: SO CLOSE. 304 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,090 YOU SURE, MAN? >> Jimmy: WHAT IF I -- 305 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,159 >> Steve: AH, NO. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S -- NOT GOING 306 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,094 TO HAPPEN. >> Steve: WHAT IF I SHAVED A 307 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,129 LITTLE BIT OFF OF EVERY ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,397 >> Jimmy: WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT STRAWBERRIES? 309 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,368 WHAT IF THEY'RE BLUEBERRIES? OUR NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN 310 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,737 BY MICHAEL IRELY IN HEMET, CALIFORNIA. 311 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,405 HE WAS TRYING TO FIND SOME FURNITURE. 312 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,742 HE SPOTTED -- THIS GOOD DEAL. RED LEATHER COUCH FOR $200. 313 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,043 >> Steve: OH! >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT THIS 314 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,211 THING. FANTASTIC. 315 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,315 >> Steve: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,250 YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE MIDDLE SEAT IS THE 317 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,386 MOST COMFORTABLE. >> Steve: YEAH. 318 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,554 >> Jimmy: THE MIDDLE SEAT'S MORE COMFORTABLE. 319 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,622 >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, THE SIDE'S VERY FIRM. 320 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,558 >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY. [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,426 >> Steve: "PUT A CHAIR IN THERE." 322 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,061 >> Jimmy: JUST DIG A HOLE -- >> Steve: "WHAT ARE YOU 323 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,763 COMPLAINING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: "IT'S THE SAME SIZE. 324 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,432 YOU KIDDING ME?" >> Steve: "IT FITS PERFECTLY." 325 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,567 >> Jimmy: "HEY, HOW MANY STRAWBERRIES CAN YOU FIT IN THAT 326 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,303 ONE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,972 NEXT ONE WAS WAS SENT IN BY VALERIE COPE IN MURRIETA, 328 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,240 CALIFORNIA. SHE WAS DOING SOME SHOPPING ON 329 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,276 WALMART'S APP. AND YOU KNOW IT RECOMMENDS A 330 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,745 SUBSTITUTION FOR SOMETHING IF THEY'RE OUT OF STOCK ON 331 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,446 SOMETHING. YOU GET THE SUBSTITUTION? 332 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,814 THIS IS FANTASTIC, I THINK IT WORKS. 333 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,316 "SORRY WE DON'T HAVE ANY CANTALOPES. 334 00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:02,389 YOU WANT THIS KNIFE INSTEAD?" [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,524 >> Steve: STILLETO? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT 336 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,859 THING WORKS. YEAH. 337 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,861 NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY REBECCA BRANDON IN WASHINGTON, 338 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,030 D.C. IT'S AN AD SHE SPOTTED FOR A 339 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,165 MEAL PREP COMPANY. >> Steve: OH, GREAT. 340 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,633 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW THIS COMPANY SENDS YOU THINGS. 341 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,235 YOU, LIKE, OPEN IT UP AND HEAT IT UP OR WHATEVER AND YOU EAT 342 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,104 IT -- YEAH. ANYWAYS, THEY'RE FEATURING A 343 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,840 BRAND NEW MEAL. LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS. 344 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,443 CRANBERRY MAPLE CHICKEN. THERE YOU GO. 345 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,345 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT -- 346 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,413 >> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH 347 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,414 WEIGHT I'VE LOST ON THIS -- DIET? 348 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,949 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WILL THAT FIT INSIDE A 349 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,651 TUPPERWARE CONTAINER? >> Jimmy: YES. 350 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,653 [ LAUGHTER ] UNFORTUNATELY, NO. 351 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,057 THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY HERB IN GRANBY, CANADA. 352 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,625 YOU DON'T HEAR HERB AS MUCH ANYMORE. 353 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,426 >> Steve: NO. YOU SHOULD. 354 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,227 >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT NAME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 355 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,763 HE WAS DOWNLOADING A SOFTWARE UPDATE AND IT GAVE HIM AN 356 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,067 ESTIMATE OF HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE. 357 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:51,705 HERE YOU GO, NOT BAD. 2,050,078,982 HOURS. 358 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,540 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] "ONCE THAT'S DONE, WE CAN CALL 359 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:57,210 GRANDMA. WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 360 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,146 THE NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY MICHAEL IN PITTSBURGH. 361 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,382 IT'S AN AD THAT HE SPOTTED WITH A GREAT DEAL. 362 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:07,020 LET'S SEE WHAT IT WAS. "SUMMER FUN IS ALMOST HERE. 363 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,824 CHOOSE YOUR SAVINGS ON BURIAL SPACES, CRYPTS OR CREMATIONS." 364 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:16,096 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ALL RIGHT! 365 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,864 >> Jimmy: SUMMER FUN IS ALMOST HERE. 366 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,632 >> Steve: "HEY, HONEY, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET BURRIED? 367 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,034 >> Jimmy: SUMMER -- >> Steve: COME ON!" 368 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,671 [ LAUGHTER ] I HOPE IT'S NOT FOR THE 369 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,506 LITTLE -- >> Jimmy: "SUMMER FUN IS ALMOST 370 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,043 HERE. EVERYBODY, COME ON! 371 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,346 LITTLE DUDE -- CREMATIONS, COME ON!" 372 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,547 >> Steve: "LET'S SEE HOW MANY STRAWBERRIES WILL FIT IN YOUR 373 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:40,553 GRAVE!" [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,756 SUMMER FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 375 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,591 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE. IT WAS SENT IN BY JESS IN PERTH, 376 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,727 AUSTRALIA. I LOVE THAT PEOPLE IN 377 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,662 AUSTRALIA -- AROUND THE WORLD WATCH OUR SHOW. 378 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,498 IT'S AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 379 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,900 SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO GET HER BOYS A HAIR CUT. 380 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,468 >> Steve: SURE. >> Jimmy: SPOTTED THIS, "$10, 381 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,271 UNISEX CUTTING. WE CUT KIDS, WE CUT MEN." 382 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,673 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 383 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,675 LOVE IT, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 384 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,009 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR SCREEN GRABS. 385 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,779 IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY SCREEN GRAB, E-MAIL TO US AT 386 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:08,114 SCREENGRABS@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 387 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,783 WE MIGHT PUT IT ON THE SHOW. STICK AROUND. 388 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,152 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DWAYNE JOHNSON, EVERYBODY! 389 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,921 COME ON BACK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 390 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:33,406 ** >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT 391 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,876 IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS ON THE PLANET. 392 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,280 HE PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE" WHICH IS 393 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,451 IN THEATERS AND ON DISNEY PLUS WITH PREMIERE ACCESS JULY 30th. 394 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:49,055 HERE IS DWAYNE JOHNSON. ** 395 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH! 396 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:55,061 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YES! 397 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,398 >> WOW. WOW. 398 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,432 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 399 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,302 YES. CAN YOU FEEL -- 400 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,904 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE? 401 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,140 >> I CAN FEEL THE LOVE FROM THAT AUDIENCE. 402 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,675 >> Jimmy: YES, YES! >> THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 403 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,512 I LOVE YOU GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 404 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,813 >> Jimmy: WE'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 405 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,416 THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK, BUDDY. 406 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,120 WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT FIRST YOU 407 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,757 JUST FINISHED FILMING "BLACK ADAM," AND HERE'S SOME PHOTO OF 408 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,960 YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING. GOSH, YOU ARE RIPPED IN THIS 409 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,129 THING. [ CHEERS ] 410 00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:32,966 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. NOW NO ONE TRAINS HARDER THAN 411 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,334 YOU. >> THANK YOU. 412 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,235 >> Jimmy: NO ONE TRAINS HARDER THAN YOU. 413 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,071 I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM. I SEE ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU 414 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,040 DO. I GO, "OH MY GOSH." 415 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,175 AND I REMEMBER YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR TWO YEARS. 416 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,576 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO DO LIKE 417 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,045 CHEAT MEALS EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRAINING. 418 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,780 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR CHEAT 419 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,716 MEAL FOR THIS WORKOUT? [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:53,086 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAD BEEN TRAINING AND PREPARING FOR 421 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,589 "BLACK ADAM" FOR A FEW YEARS NOW, BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT WAS 422 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:01,261 YOU GET ONE SHOT AT CREATING -- HOPEFULLY CREATING SOMETHING 423 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,263 THAT'S DEFINITIVE IN THE WORLD OF SUPERHEROES AND COMIC BOOK 424 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:07,133 LORE AND MYTHOLOGY. SO I REALLY PUT IN THE WORK ON 425 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:11,438 THIS ONE, JIMMY. AND AS FAR AS FOR THE CHEAT 426 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:15,275 MEALS, I AFTER -- BECAUSE THAT ACTUALLY WHAT YOU'RE SEEING WAS 427 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,845 ACTUALLY MY VERY LAST DAY OF SHOOTING "BLACK ADAM." 428 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,114 SO, WE WRAPPED PROBABLY AROUND MIDNIGHT. 429 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:26,152 AND I WOULD SAY BY 1:30 A.M. I WAS FACE FIRST IN THE BIGGEST 430 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,888 PILE OF PANCAKES YOU COULD IMAGINE. 431 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,091 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 432 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,325 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR PANCAKES. 433 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,095 YOU ALSO LOVE YOUR FRENCH TOAST. I SEE YOU EVERY NOW AND THEN. 434 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,163 YOU'RE LIKE -- FIRST WAS IT -- WAS IT PEANUT BUTTER? 435 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,666 WHAT DO YOU PUT ON THERE? >> DUDE, LET ME TELL YOU NOW 436 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,434 THAT YOU ASKED. [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,936 I DO BIG, BIG BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST. 438 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:46,406 I CALL IT "ROCK TOAST." FOUR INCHES THICK. 439 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,609 WE DO PEANUT BUTTER. I'LL DO SOME BUTTER. 440 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,644 I'LL DO SOME TEREMANA INFUSED SYRUP. 441 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:56,016 I'LL DO COCONUT CHIPS, WHIPPED CREAM AND I BRING NEW MEANING TO 442 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,351 THE WORD GLUTTONY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 443 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:02,055 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW'S THE FAMILY BY THE WAY? 444 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,057 I KNOW YOU JUST POSTED ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. 445 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:07,060 YOUR DAUGHTER'S LOVE -- SHE'S PROBABLY 3 NOW, MAYBE? 446 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,928 >> YES, TIA. >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER'S LOVE 447 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,698 FOR AQUAMAN. SHE LOVES AQUAMAN. 448 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,600 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE'S A FUNNY VIDEO OF 449 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,169 YOU -- 'CAUSE I KNOW JASON MOMOA, HE WAS ON OUR SHOW 450 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,272 AND HE SENT A NICE VIDEO TO WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 451 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,641 BUT HERE'S A VIDEO JUST SHOWING HOW MUCH SHE LOVES AQUAMAN. 452 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:25,679 TAKE A LOOK AT TIA AND DWAYNE. [ UNINTELLIGIBLE ] 453 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:30,850 >> I SAW WHAT AQUAMAN JUST DID. WHO'S COOLER? 454 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,552 DADDY? >> AQUAMAN. 455 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,622 >> AQUAMAN? [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,224 >> Jimmy: GOOD TIMING. GOOD TIMING. 457 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,893 [ APPLAUSE ] GREAT TIMING ON HER PART. 458 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:42,095 SHE DIDN'T LET YOU SAY -- YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO'S COOLER, 459 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,431 DADDY, AQUAMAN?" SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET YOU FINISH. 460 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:47,100 >> DUDE, SHE JUMPED RIGHT ON THAT, WHICH IS GREAT FOR THE 461 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,537 EGO. BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT, YOU 462 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:54,974 KNOW, IN THE WORLD OF CELEBRITIES, YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER 463 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,111 KNOW WHO'S NICE AND WHO'S KIND UNTIL YOU MEET THEM. 464 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:03,283 OR REALLY UNTIL, YOU KNOW, LITTLE CHILDREN ARE INVOLVED. 465 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,952 AND I'VE KNOWN JASON FOR A VERY LONG TIME NOW. 466 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,455 I'M VERY PROUD OF HIS CAREER AND ALL THE THINGS THAT HE'S BEEN 467 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:12,058 DOING. SO, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I CALLED 468 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,427 UP JASON. I SAID, "MAN, I KNOW YOU'RE 469 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:19,165 BUSY, YOU'RE ON SET. BUT MY DAUGHTER, SPECIFICALLY MY 470 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:22,502 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, SHE ADORES YOU." 471 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,839 SHE THINKS YOU'RE WAY COOLER THAN DADDY AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY 472 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,742 COMING UP, MAN." AND HE SENT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 473 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:35,715 BIRTHDAY VIDEO TO TIA AS WELL AS TO JAZZY AND INVITED -- AQUAMAN 474 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:40,920 THEM TO HAWAII WHERE WE'RE GOING TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN TOGETHER 475 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,888 AND WE'RE GONNA GO ROCK CLIMBING. 476 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,089 HE MADE ALL THESE PROMISES THAT MAKE ME LOOK BAD, JIMMY. 477 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,090 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY WOULD. 478 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,658 EXACTLY. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO ASK MORE 479 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,795 IMPORTANTLY FOR ME, YOU KNOW, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOM. 480 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,364 HOW IS YOUR MOM DOING? 'CAUSE LAST TIME SHE WAS ON THE 481 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:55,635 SHOW SHE -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS SAW THIS, BUT SHE HAPPENED 482 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,638 TO BE AROUND -- TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM AND PLAYING UKULELE AND 483 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,573 YOU WERE LIKE, "SHE'S HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER." 484 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,609 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE CAME IN, TOTALLY LIKE 485 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:07,614 HIJACKED THE INTERVIEW AND PLAYED BEAUTIFUL UKULELE MUSIC. 486 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,650 AND HOW IS SHE DOING? DID FAME GO TO HER HEAD? 487 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:14,154 IS SHE -- >> WELL, I DON'T -- I DON'T 488 00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,522 KNOW. I CAN'T TALK TO HER. 489 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,058 SHE'S A DIVA NOW. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO GO THROUGH 490 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,793 HER -- I HAVE TO GO THROUGH HER ASSISTANT'S ASSISTANT'S 491 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:23,096 ASSISTANT TO TALK TO MY MOM. BUT IT WAS CRAZY. 492 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,631 I REMEMBER THAT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, SHE LOVES 493 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,834 YOU. SHE ADORES YOU, AND SHE THINKS 494 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,503 YOU'RE THE GREATEST THING WALKING GOD'S GREEN EARTH, 495 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,871 JIMMY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 496 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,274 AND SO WHEN SHE PULLED OUT THAT UKULELE, BOTH YOU AND I HAD NO 497 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:37,377 IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GOING TO GO. AND SHE STARTS SINGING -- 498 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,979 * WE LOVE YOU JIMMY OH, YES IT'S TRUE * 499 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:40,947 >> Jimmy: YES. >> I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, MOM. 500 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,383 WHAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:44,417 >> Jimmy: IT'S WAS THOSE MOMENTS YOU CAN'T PLAN. 502 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,119 IT WAS THE GREATEST. PLEASE GIVE HER MY LOVE. 503 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,354 PLEASE, BUDDY. >> I WILL. 504 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:49,723 I WILL. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 505 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,791 TEREMANA, YOUR TEQUILA. [ CHEERS ] 506 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,161 THIS IS THE FASTEST-GROWING SPIRIT BRAND TO DATE. 507 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,363 >> THANK YOU. YEAH. 508 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:59,199 >> Jimmy: THE FASTEST-GROWING SPIRIT OF ANY TO DATE. 509 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:03,236 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOT TOO SHABBY, BUDDY. 510 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:05,071 >> YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S A THING CALLED 511 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,574 THE MANA-MOBILE. >> YES. 512 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,042 >> Jimmy: IF IT DOESN'T STOP BY MY HOUSE, WHERE CAN I SEE THIS 513 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:13,246 THING? AND WHAT IS THIS? 514 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:17,117 >> DUDE, THAT -- SO THE MANA-MOBILE SERVES TACOS. 515 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:22,088 IT SERVES SPECIAL RECIPES. IT SERVES TERMANA COCKTAILS. 516 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,891 IT SERVES FRENCH TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,293 AND THAT MANA-MOBILE IS GOING COAST TO COAST -- MULTIPLE 518 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,729 MANA-MOBILES ARE GOING COAST TO COAST. 519 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:32,699 AND WE WANTED TO BRING THE MANA TO THE PEOPLE. 520 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,268 SO THAT MANA-MOBILE WILL BE GOING TO FIRE STATIONS, MILITARY 521 00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:40,507 BASES, COLLEGE CAMPUSES, COMMUNITIES, FOOD FESTIVALS, YOU 522 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:43,309 NAME IT. MANA-MOBILE IS COMING TO YOU. 523 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK OUT FOR THE 524 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:47,080 MANA-MOBILE. YOU'RE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO, 525 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,282 BUD. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK 526 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,084 ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE." 527 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:53,253 MORE WITH DWAYNE JOHNSON WHEN WE COME BACK. 528 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:55,555 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:25:55,555 --> 00:26:07,867 ** >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 530 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,035 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 531 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:12,138 DWAYNE JOHNSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 532 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:16,609 HIS NEW MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DISNEY PLUS 533 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:22,082 WITH PREMIERE ACCESS JULY 30th. DWAYNE, JUNGLE CRUISE, IS PRETTY 534 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,851 LEGENDARY AS FAR AS RIDES GO. >> YEAH. 535 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,519 >> Jimmy: OR ANY DISNEY FAN KNOWS. 536 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,655 I MIGHT HAVE BEEN -- I MIGHT BE WRONG. 537 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:32,058 WAS IT THE FIRST RIDE YOU DID, OR FIRST ATTRACTION HE DID, OR 538 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,060 NO? >> YES., 539 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,229 YES, YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY VERY WELL. 540 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,798 IN 1955 WHEN DISNEYLAND OPENED, JUNGLE CRUISE WAS WALT DISNEY'S 541 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,901 BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 542 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:45,572 >> AND HE WANTED TO CREATE A RIDE, AN EXPERIENCE FOR PEOPLE 543 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:47,607 THAT THEY COULD EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE AROUND THE WORLD, ON 544 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:50,643 THE AMAZON. AND FOR THOSE FAMILIES WHO 545 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:54,080 WOULDN'T -- WEREN'T ABLE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. 546 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,383 SO, JUNGLE CRUISE WAS WALT'S BABY. 547 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:59,786 AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE'S SOME COOL HISTORY. 548 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,189 THE VERY FIRST JUNGLE CRUISE SKIPPER, IN 1955, WHEN THE PARK 549 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:07,594 OPENED, UNBEKNOWNST TO A LOT OF FANS WHO WENT THAT DAY, WAS 550 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:09,629 WALT DISNEY HIMSELF. >> Jimmy: NO WAY! 551 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,464 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> YEAH. 552 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,166 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. AND THAT'S WHO YOU PLAY IN THE 553 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,868 MOVIE. I MEAN, YOU DON'T PLAY 554 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,169 WALT DISNEY, BUT YOU'RE THE SKIPPER. 555 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:18,338 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 556 00:27:18,338 --> 00:27:23,510 AND HONESTLY I HAD ONE -- I HAD ONE HUMAN BEING IN MIND TO BE MY 557 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:25,412 CO-STAR, AND THAT WAS ALWAYS EMILY BLUNT. 558 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:26,212 >> Jimmy: REALLY? YEAH. 559 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:29,582 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU GUYS -- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 560 00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:32,786 THIS, BUT YOU GUYS SPENT, OBVIOUSLY -- SHE'S SUPER FUNNY 561 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,721 AS WELL. >> SHE IS. 562 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:35,755 >> Jimmy: I KNOW SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 563 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,557 YEAH. >> SHE'S SUPER TALENTED. 564 00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:40,460 SHE'S A MULTI-THREAT. AND WE BECAME GREAT FRIENDS. 565 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,095 I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER FAMILY. 566 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,230 JOHN, THEIR KIDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 567 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:48,068 >> WE'RE ALL -- WE'RE ALL ONE BIG OHANA AS WE SAY ON THE 568 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:51,271 ISLANDS. I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYBODY TO 569 00:27:51,271 --> 00:27:54,674 SEE HER IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE SHE TRULY IS THE FEMALE VERSION 570 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,777 OF -- AND THIS IS SAYING A LOT -- BUT SHE TRULY IS THE 571 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,814 FEMALE VERSION OF INDIANA JONES. I'M VERY PROUD OF HER AND HOW 572 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,415 MUCH SHE KICKS ASS IN THIS MOVIE. 573 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:03,683 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 574 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,486 HERE'S DWAYNE JOHNSON AND EMILY BLUNT IN "JUNGLE CRUISE." 575 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:09,489 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. ** 576 00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:11,024 >> COME ON. I GOT YOUR PANTS. 577 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:13,360 TRUST ME. ** 578 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,130 HOLD ON! [ SCREAMS ] 579 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:21,401 ** >> FRANK. 580 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:24,204 FRANK, GET IT. >> HOLD ON. 581 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:27,674 >> COME ON. >> I GOT IT. 582 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:29,075 >> FRANK! >> I DON'T GOT IT. 583 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:33,046 >> FRANK! ** 584 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,614 FRANK, GET OFF ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 585 00:28:34,614 --> 00:28:36,649 >> I'M TRYING TO GET TRACTION. >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 586 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,550 >> OH, NO. WAIT. 587 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,818 >> JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. THAT'S WAS A DISASTER. 588 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,222 >> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY. [ LAUGHTER ] 589 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON! 590 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:46,526 THAT'S A MOVIE. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE. 591 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:49,963 DWAYNE JOHNSON, EVERYBODY. "JUNGLE CRUISE" IS IN THEATERS 592 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:53,833 AND ON DISNEY PLUS WITH PREMIERE ACCESS JULY 30th. 593 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,435 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSHUA JACKSON. 594 00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:57,437 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH. 595 00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:58,304 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON, BUD. 596 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,874 >> LOVE YOU, JIMMY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 597 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:16,122 ** >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST STARS IN 598 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:19,125 THE NEW SERIES "DR. DEATH", WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON 599 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,030 PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME JOSHUA JACKSON! 600 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,099 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * JOSHUA JACKSON 601 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:30,337 TAKES AWAY YOUR BREATH * * ON THAT TELEVISION 602 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:34,474 HE IS DR. DEATH * * MY PEGGY LOVES HIM 603 00:29:34,474 --> 00:29:38,645 FROM THE MIGHTY DUCKS * * WHEN IT COMES TO HOCKEY 604 00:29:38,645 --> 00:29:45,352 HE'S GIVEN ZERO PUCKS * >> Jimmy: THAT'S JOSHUA JACKSON 605 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:46,820 RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 606 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:49,055 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. 607 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,257 IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'M INTRODUCING YOU AS A DAD. 608 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:52,826 >> AS A FATHER, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A FATHER, 609 00:29:52,826 --> 00:29:54,227 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 610 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,562 THAT'S THE BEST NEWS! >> THANK YOU. 611 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:57,831 YEAH, IT'S HUGE. IT'S PRETTY EXCELLENT. 612 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:01,868 >> Jimmy: IS YOUR PHONE JUST ALL PICTURES OF KIDS NOW? 613 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:03,136 >> OH, FOR GOOD REASON I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME RIGHT NOW OR 614 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,505 ELSE -- >> Jimmy: YOU'D SHOW IT? 615 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:07,207 >> OR ELSE I WOULD ABSOLUTELY SHOW IT TO YOU 'CAUSE I AM 100% 616 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,442 THAT DAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 617 00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:11,945 >> YEAH, I THINK THERE ARE WHOLE SERVER FARMS DEDICATED TO JUST 618 00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:14,047 PICTURES OF MY BABY NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 619 00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:15,849 >> LIKE TENS OF -- IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY PICTURES YOU CAN TAKE 620 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:18,184 OF ONE BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT -- OH, IT'S 621 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,787 LIKE, WHAT? SUNSETS AND BRUNCHES? 622 00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:23,323 >> OR YEAH, LIKE BREAKFAST. SHE GETS PASTA SAUCE ON HER 623 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,358 FACE, WE NEED 10,000 OF THOSE. >> Jimmy: OH NO. 624 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:26,893 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SHOWING IT TO 625 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,194 STRANGERS AND EVERYBODY LIKE YOU -- 626 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,929 >> CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL LAST NIGHT. 627 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:33,266 FIRST THING I DID WAS LIKE, "HEY, DID YOU KNOW I HAD A BABY? 628 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:36,036 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY? SHE'S SUPER CUTE." 629 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:38,304 I KNOW ALL PARENTS THINK THEIR KID IS CUTE, BUT MY KID IS LIKE 630 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:43,276 REALLY SUPER CUTE. >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE IS 631 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,545 JODI TURNER SMITH, A VERY TALENTED ACTOR. 632 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:49,182 SO PLEASE, GIVE HER MY BEST. I SAW THIS ONLINE. 633 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,651 IT MADE ME LAUGH. THIS IS YOUR WIFE ROCKING A 634 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:55,088 PACEY T-SHIRT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 635 00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:56,823 >> OH YEAH. NO, THIS POPPED UP, LIKE, EIGHT 636 00:30:56,823 --> 00:30:59,092 OR NINE MONTHS INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP. 637 00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:02,262 I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHO THE AMAZON SELLER IS THAT KEEPS THE 638 00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:06,533 PACEY SHIRTS ON HAND, BUT SHE IS THEIR CORE CUSTOMER. 639 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,701 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU WERE GUYS WERE 640 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:08,935 DESTINED -- THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET 641 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,804 MARRIED? >> I KNEW THE MOMENT SHE ASKED 642 00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:13,940 ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 643 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,342 >> Jimmy: SHE ASKED YOU? >> SHE ASKED ME, YEAH, ON NEW 644 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:17,777 YEAR'S EVE. WE WERE IN NICARAGUA. 645 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:20,413 IT WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL. INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC. 646 00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:21,915 WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE BEACH AND SHE JUST ASKED ME TO MARRY 647 00:31:21,915 --> 00:31:24,084 HER. >> Jimmy: SHE JUST SAID WILL 648 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:25,552 YOU -- WOW. 649 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:27,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NO, THERE WAS -- THERE WAS 650 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,421 LIKE A PREAMBLE. THERE WAS A LEAD UP TO IT. 651 00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:29,656 >> Jimmy: YEAH. DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS GOING 652 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:31,758 TO HAPPEN? >> I DID NOT KNOW. 653 00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:33,526 BUT SHE WAS QUITE ADAMANT AND SHE WAS RIGHT. 654 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:35,628 THIS IS THE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE. 655 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:36,763 >> Jimmy: AW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. 656 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:38,998 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME. 657 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,234 CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS. >> THANK YOU. 658 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,736 >> Jimmy: "DR. DEATH" IS STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK. 659 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:44,938 EVERYONE, GET PEACOCK. BY THE WAY, SUPER EASY TO GET 660 00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:48,942 PEACOCK. >> AND, A LITTLE BONUS NEWS. 661 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,945 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY. YOU SHOULD OF COURSE. 662 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,214 BUT YOU CAN WATCH THE SHOW JUST BY DOWNLOADING THE APP. 663 00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:55,348 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO IT'S FREE. >> IT'S FREE. 664 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,716 LOVE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH -- 665 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:59,719 FREE IS GOOD. >> FREE IS VERY GOOD. 666 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:01,054 >> Jimmy: I TIED IT, 'CAUSE I'M LIKE, "I SHOULD. 667 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,922 IT'S NBC PEACOCK." >> I MEAN, YOU KIND OF GOT TO. 668 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:03,690 >> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 669 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,125 SO I JUMPED IN TO IT. I KNOW, BUT I JUMPED IN TO SEE 670 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,060 HOW HARD IT WAS. IT'S EASY. 671 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,061 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC. 672 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:09,596 >> SUPER SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO EXCUSES. 673 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:12,832 >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS BASED ON 674 00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:16,202 A -- TROUBLING TRUE STORY. >> YES. 675 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,204 >> Jimmy: CRAZINESS. IS THIS -- HOW DID YOU FIND OUT 676 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,741 ABOUT THE STORY? >> I MISSED -- 677 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:23,610 SO THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 678 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,179 THIS TERRIBLE DOCTOR, CHRISTOPHER DUNTSCH, HAD 679 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:29,849 38 SURGERIES, 33 OF WHICH WERE CATASTROPHIC. 680 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:33,820 TWO OF WHICH ENDED IN DEATH. A THIRD ONE OF HIS PATIENTS HAS 681 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,488 SINCE DIED. LIKE, JUST COULD NOT BE ANY 682 00:32:35,488 --> 00:32:37,123 WORSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 683 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,259 >> I MISSED ALL THIS WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING. 684 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:42,462 SO, WHEN THE JOB CAME TO ME, PATRICK MACMANUS, WHO IS THE 685 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,631 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND WRITER, HE -- WE'RE TALKING ON THE PHONE 686 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:45,832 AND HE'S GIVING ME THE WHOLE PITCH. 687 00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:47,967 AND HE BASICALLY SAID, "LOOK, THERE'S AN AMAZING PODCAST. 688 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,703 GO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST. AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT IT 689 00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:51,271 AGAIN." AND SO I WENT AND LISTENED TO 690 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:53,707 THE PODCAST. AND IT -- I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A 691 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:55,642 HORROR STORY. YOU KNOW, YOU CANNOT BELIEVE 692 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,677 THAT THIS -- >> Jimmy: IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN A 693 00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:58,478 HORROR STORY. >> YEAH, IT IS -- 694 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:01,514 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. AND REAL BODIES WERE DAMAGED. 695 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:03,583 THIS MAN IS PROBABLY GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN 696 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,953 JAIL, AS HE WELL SHOULD. BUT THE SYSTEM THAT CREATED HIM 697 00:33:06,953 --> 00:33:09,322 STILL EXISTS. AND THAT'S, TO ME, WHAT'S SO 698 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,492 SCARY ABOUT THIS STORY, IS THAT HE'S THE KIND OF PERFECT STORM 699 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:17,864 OF EVIL MAN WITH BAD INTENTIONS, BUT IT TOOK A WHOLE SYSTEM 700 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:21,501 AROUND HIM TO ALLOW HIM TO KEEP ON DOING THAT DAMAGE TO PEOPLE 701 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:24,270 AND THAT SYSTEM STILL EXISTS. >> Jimmy: GOSH. 702 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,239 YOU'RE PHENOMENAL. ALSO IT'S ALEC BALDWIN AND 703 00:33:26,239 --> 00:33:28,341 CHRISTIAN SLATER TOO. >> SLATER. 704 00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:30,877 ROB, WE GOT TO A BUNCH OF GOOD FOLKS IN THERE. 705 00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:31,945 >> Jimmy: WATCH THE SHOW. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 706 00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:33,279 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JOSHUA JACKSON IN 707 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:36,216 "DR. DEATH." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 708 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:42,088 >> WHAT HAPPENED WITH MR. PEDUO? >> WELL, THE SURGERY WAS NORMAL, 709 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:45,759 NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A SCRUB 710 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,494 TECH WHO HAD THE PACE OF MOLASSES. 711 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:49,095 AND A RESIDENT -- >> SAYS HERE THE PROCEDURE WAS 712 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:54,200 DELAYED. FOR A WEEK. 713 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,236 >> YES. THERE WERE SOME CHALLENGES WITH 714 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,238 THE SCHEDULING, BUT WE ACCOMMODATED IT. 715 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:01,841 >> CHALLENGES? >> THE ACCESS SURGEONS, THEY'RE 716 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:05,145 ALL BOOKED UP. >> I WAS A NURSE FOR MANY YEARS 717 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,881 BEFORE ENTERING MANAGEMENT. I'M SO FLUENT IN DOCTOR BULL 718 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:09,516 [ BLEEP ] I CAN WHIFF IT ALL THE WAY FROM 719 00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:13,420 FT. WORTH. >> HEY, LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO 720 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:18,124 CAUSE TROUBLE HERE, BUT I THINK THERE ARE SOME FRAGILE MALE EGOS 721 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,894 IN THIS TOWN THAT DON'T LIKE MY STYLE. 722 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:23,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: JOSHUA JACKSON, 723 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:26,766 EVERYBODY! "DR. DEATH" IS STREAMING NOW ON 724 00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:29,235 PEACOCK. WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE 725 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:32,706 FROM SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA. FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN AND 726 00:34:32,706 --> 00:34:35,408 070 SHAKE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY. 727 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:51,491 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ** 728 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:54,694 >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR NEW SONGS "LIFETIME" 729 00:34:54,694 --> 00:34:59,132 AND "IT GETS BETTER" WITH SPECIAL GUESTS TY DOLLA SIGN AND 730 00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:01,735 070 SHAKE, HERE'S SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA! 731 00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:10,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 732 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:32,832 ** * UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT 733 00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:37,804 ONCE IN A LIFETIME WATCHING THE SKYLINE 734 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,573 DON'T CHANGE * * YOUR MIND WHILE 735 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:45,245 UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT ONCE IN A LIFETIME 736 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:48,214 WATCHING THE SKYLINE * * DON'T CHANGE 737 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:51,951 YOUR MIND WHILE UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT 738 00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:55,088 DOLLA SIGN * * ONCE IN A LIFETIME 739 00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:59,592 BABY IT'S THE RIGHT TIME I'LL PUT ON THE RED LIGHT 740 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,262 TOLD YOU IT WAS ON * * ON SITE 741 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:07,033 YOU HAD ON THAT SUNDRESS NEVER FAIL TO IMPRESS 742 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:11,771 WE HAD THE BEST SEX * * WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT 743 00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:16,309 UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT ONCE IN A LIFETIME 744 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:19,446 WATCHING THE SKYLINE * * DON'T CHANGE 745 00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:23,650 YOUR MIND WHILE UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT 746 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:28,421 ONCE IN A LIFETIME * * WATCHING THE SKYLINE 747 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:30,824 DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND WHILE 748 00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:43,169 UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT * ** 749 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:47,574 * COME WITH ME TAKE MY HAND 750 00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:52,579 FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME * 751 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:57,517 * TO A PLACE A PLACE WHERE WE 752 00:36:57,517 --> 00:37:03,123 CAN BE FREE FOLLOW ME * 753 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:07,227 * ONCE IN A LIFETIME WATCHING THE SKYLINE 754 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:14,034 DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND WHILE * 755 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:34,154 ** ** 756 00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:55,442 ** ** 757 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:59,079 ** * LET ME LOVE YOU * 758 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:12,025 ** ** 759 00:38:12,025 --> 00:38:18,531 ** * IT GETS BETTER BABY 760 00:38:18,531 --> 00:38:28,041 I WANT YOU BABY YEAH IT GETS BETTER BABY 761 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:34,914 LET ME LOVE YOU * ** 762 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:55,902 ** ** 763 00:38:55,902 --> 00:39:03,843 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 764 00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:05,378 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 765 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:08,014 JONAS BROTHERS AND ZOE LISTER-JONES WILL BE HERE, 766 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:10,383 AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM OMAR APOLLO. 767 00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:13,019 MY THANKS TO DWAYNE JOHNSON, JOSHUA JACKSON, 768 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:19,059 SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA, TY DOLLA SIGN, 070 SHAKE! 769 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:21,494 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA! 770 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:23,897 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 771 00:39:23,897 --> 00:39:25,598 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 772 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:28,301 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! 773 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:34,574 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 774 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:46,353 ** >> I STARTED THROWIN' BASS, SHE 775 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:49,389 STARTED THROWIN' BACK MID-RANGE. BUT WHEN I SPRUNG THE QUESTION, 776 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:52,058 SHE ACTED KIND OF STRANGE. THEN WHEN I ASKED, "DO YA HAVE A 777 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:55,161 MAN," SHE TRIED TO PRETEND. SHE SAID, "NO, I DON'T, I ONLY 778 00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:57,864 HAVE A FRIEND." ** 779 00:39:57,864 --> 00:40:00,734 >> COME ON, JEFF. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 780 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:04,504 ** * OH BABY YOU 781 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:08,842 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED BUT YOU SAY HE'S 782 00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:11,845 JUST A FRIEND * * AND YOU SAY HE'S 783 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,080 JUST A FRIEND OH BABY YOU 784 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:20,186 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED * * BUT YOU SAY HE'S 785 00:40:20,186 --> 00:40:23,289 JUST A FRIEND AND YOU SAY HE'S 786 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:27,293 JUST A FRIEND * * OH BABY YOU 787 00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:30,964 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED * >> SAY WHAT, Y'ALL? 788 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:32,932 * BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND * 789 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:34,567 >> SAY WHAT? * BUT YOU SAY HE'S 790 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:38,371 JUST A FRIEND OH BABY YOU 791 00:40:38,371 --> 00:40:42,776 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED * * BUT YOU SAY HE'S 792 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,645 JUST A FRIEND BUT YOU SAY HE'S 793 00:40:45,645 --> 00:40:47,447 JUST A FRIEND * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 794 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:47,447 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JEFF GOLDBLUM, BIZ MARKIE.