1 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:11,978 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 2 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:17,283 ** >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 3 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:18,485 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,487 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 5 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,189 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,792 MARK WAHLBERG, MARK HAMILL, 7 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,061 MUSICAL GUEST, JOHN MAYER, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 8 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:35,068 ROOTS CREW. >> Questlove: 1491. 9 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:42,108 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON! 10 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:47,547 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 11 00:00:47,547 --> 00:01:01,661 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 12 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:05,932 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT YOU. 13 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,467 I LOVE YOU. LOOKING GOOD. 14 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,935 LOOKING GOOD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 15 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:12,472 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE. 16 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:15,075 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 17 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,110 THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. 18 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:20,113 WELL GUYS, TODAY, GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL VISITED 19 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,949 PRESIDENT BIDEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 20 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:25,085 YEAH, MERKEL WAS GLAD TO SEE BIDEN. 21 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,120 SHE SAID, "WHEN I VISITED THE LAST PRESIDENT, HE ASKED IF I 22 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,791 WAS RELATED TO MEGHAN MERKEL." [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:34,094 "I LOVED 'SUITS,' BY THE WAY. I LOVED YOU ON 'SUITS'." 24 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,896 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER 16 YEARS IN OFFICE, 25 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:40,400 MERKEL'S RETIRING THIS YEAR, AND IT'S CLEAR THAT SHE'S READY. 26 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,569 WHEN BIDEN BROUGHT UP THE PANDEMIC AND CYBERATTACKS, 27 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,604 MERKEL WAS LIKE, "UMM, THIS SEEMS TO BE MORE LIKE A YOU 28 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,808 PROBLEM." [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,211 MERKEL'S BEEN IN OFFICE FOR BUSH, OBAMA, TRUMP, AND NOW 30 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,747 BIDEN. AT THIS POINT, WHEN SHE MEETS A 31 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,682 NEW PRESIDENT, SHE'S JUST LIKE, "PLEASE BE NORMAL, PLEASE BE 32 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,586 NORMAL." [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,654 BIDEN AND MERKEL ACTUALLY HAVE SOME THINGS IN COMMON -- THEY'RE 34 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:05,959 BOTH RESPECTED WORLD LEADERS WHO ALSO LOOK LIKE VICE PRINCIPALS 35 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,897 FIGHTING OVER A PARKING SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,932 BUT IT WAS A GREAT VISIT. MERKEL DEFINITELY SEEMED MORE 37 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:15,368 ENGAGED WITH BIDEN IN-PERSON THAN THE LAST TIME, WHEN THEY 38 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:18,738 MET OVER ZOOM. WATCH THIS. 39 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,140 >> WHEN I WAS VICE PRESIDENT, THEY HAD TO GO DOWN TO SPRING 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:24,711 TRAINING. AND I -- TURNS OUT IT WAS THE 41 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:27,280 YANKEES. AND -- 42 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,717 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 43 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,452 YEAH, YEAH. WOW. 44 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:36,723 UH-HUH. OH, OH MY GOODNESS. 45 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,792 >> Steve: "THE YANKEES." [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,527 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. 47 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:44,464 ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, BACK IN EARLY 2016, VLADIMIR PUTIN 48 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,667 APPROVED A SECRET MISSION TO HELP TRUMP WIN THE PRESIDENCY 49 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,636 BECAUSE HE WAS "MENTALLY UNSTABLE" AND WOULD WEAKEN 50 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:54,274 THE U.S. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 51 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,009 TECHNICALLY, WHAT PUTIN SAID WAS, "HE IS LIKE RUSSIAN DOLL, 52 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,778 EXCEPT WHEN YOU OPEN HEAD, IS EMPTY." 53 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:07,954 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 54 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:11,257 THE REPORT SAID TRUMP WAS IMPULSIVE, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, 55 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:14,627 AND HAD AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX. EVEN CRAZIER, THEY LIFTED THAT 56 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,263 STRAIGHT FROM THE "ABOUT THE AUTHOR" BLURB IN TRUMP'S BOOKS. 57 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:21,768 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP SAID HE'S NOT UNSTABLE -- 58 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,703 THEN WENT BACK TO WALKING DOWN A RAMP ON ALL FOURS. 59 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,140 [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S VERY SLIPPERY. 60 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,376 VERY SLIPPERY ON LEATHER-BOTTOM SHOES. 61 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:34,080 VERY SLIPPERY." [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,316 SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, A NEW BOOK SAYS THAT 63 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,219 TOP MILITARY OFFICIALS LIKE GENERAL MARK MILLEY WERE SO 64 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,454 WORRIED TRUMP WOULD STAGE A COUP AFTER THE ELECTION, THEY WERE 65 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:45,091 ALL PREPARED TO RESIGN. WELL, TODAY, TRUMP ACTUALLY 66 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,127 RESPONDED TO GENERAL MILLEY. FOR REAL. 67 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:50,563 HE SAID, "IF I WAS GOING TO DO A COUP, ONE OF THE LAST PEOPLE I 68 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:55,368 WOULD WANT TO DO IT WITH IS GENERAL MARK MILLEY." 69 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,605 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL A LEADER REALLY 70 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,741 KNOWS HIS STUFF WHEN HE USES THE PHRASE, "DO A COUP." 71 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:06,346 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN, FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, 72 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,782 HE NAMED ALL THE PEOPLE HE WOULD DO A COUP WITH. 73 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,750 "I'D COUP YOU. I'D COUP YOU. 74 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:15,922 YOU'RE COUP-ABLE." MEANWHILE, DURING A RECENT 75 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,324 INTERVIEW, FORMER TREASURY SECRETARY STEVEN MNUCHIN 76 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:21,194 STRUGGLED TO AVOID SAYING THAT TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION. 77 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,897 HERE, CHECK OUT MNUCHIN'S FULL STATEMENT. 78 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:27,067 FIRST, HE SAID, "THE 2020 ELECTION IS AN ONGOING 79 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,235 PROCESS AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. 80 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:34,474 THANK YOU VERY MNUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:41,581 [ APPLAUSE ] AND HE KEPT GOING. 82 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:45,085 NEXT, MNUCHIN SAID, "PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MNIKE PENCE DIDN'T 83 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,587 NECESSARILY WIN, BUT MNANY PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE THE 84 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:51,791 MNAINSTREAM MNEDIA." [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,660 AND THEN HE FINALLY WRAPPED THINGS UP. 86 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,796 HE SAID, "IT'S TIME TO MNOVE ON. SO I'MMA GO MNAKE MNYSELF A 87 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:00,700 MNANGO SMNOOTHIE AND WATCH MNY TWO FAVORITE SHOWS: 'MNALCOLM IN 88 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:05,839 THE MNIDDLE' AND 'THE MNARVELOUS MNRS. MNAISEL.'" 89 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,640 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] ** 90 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:18,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SOME MORE NEWS. 91 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,921 NEXT WEEK, JEFF BEZOS IS GOING TO SPACE, AND TODAY IT WAS 92 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:24,057 ANNOUNCED THAT ONE OF HIS FELLOW PASSENGERS IS AN 18-YEAR-OLD. 93 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,759 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND HE WILL BE THE 94 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,160 YOUNGEST PERSON EVER TO GO. YEAH. 95 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,229 WHAT AN EXPERIENCE FOR AN 18-YEAR-OLD. 96 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,064 HE'LL BE THE ONLY PASSENGER WHO SUMS UP THE TRIP BY SAYING, "THE 97 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:36,736 WIFI SUCKED." [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,872 "YO, YOU GOOD IF I VAPE IN HERE?" 99 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:43,943 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. 100 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:47,747 THE 18-YEAR-OLD WILL TAKE THE SPOT OF THE $28 MILLION MYSTERY 101 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:52,852 BIDDER, WHO HAD TO BACK OUT DUE TO A "SCHEDULING CONFLICTS." 102 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,287 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SCHEDULING CONFLICT? 103 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,089 WHO'S LIKE, "UGH, CAN'T MAKE IT TO SPACE. 104 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,091 I FORGOT ABOUT MY COUSIN'S BABY SHOWER." 105 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,095 [ LAUGHTER ] "UGH, LET ME KNOW. 106 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,432 SEND PICTURES." [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,034 OH, THIS ISN'T GOOD HERE. JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS ALREADY 108 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,570 DEALING WITH SOME VACCINE ISSUES, BUT NOW THEY HAVE A NEW 109 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,873 PROBLEM ON THEIR HANDS. CHECK THIS OUT. 110 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,809 >> AN IMPORTANT RECALL TO TELL YOU ABOUT. 111 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,578 JOHNSON & JOHNSON RECALLING SEVERAL OF ITS SPRAY SUNSCREENS. 112 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,848 THE COMPANY SAYS SOME SAMPLES SHOW LOW LEVEL OF BENZENE WHICH 113 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:25,352 IS A KNOWN CARCINOGEN. >> Tariq: WHAT? 114 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,554 AW MAN, THAT WAS MY GO-TO SUNSCREEN. 115 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,724 NOW I HAVE TO DRIVE TO THE STORE AND GET A NEW BOTTLE. 116 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,293 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. 117 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,594 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: IT'S WHATEVER. 118 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:37,864 I DON'T MIND DRIVING. I ACTUALLY JUST BOUGHT A NEW 119 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,899 CHEVY BOLT EV AND IT'S PRETTY FUN TO DRIVE. 120 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:44,337 >> Jimmy: OH. >> Tariq: OH, WHAT? 121 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:48,074 >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. >> A WARNING THIS MORNING. 122 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,311 CHEVY BOLT EV OWNERS, LISTEN UP. OFFICIALS SAY SOME OF YOUR CARS 123 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,680 COULD SPONTANEOUSLY CATCH FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,749 >> Tariq: OH, COME ON! >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 125 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,384 LOOK, TARIQ, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING FUN TO DO THIS 126 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,419 SUMMER. >> Tariq: YEAH. 127 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,023 YEAH, I'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS THERE'S NOT A RECALL ALERT 128 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:07,027 TONIGHT INVOLVING MY FAVORITE SUMMER SNACK, BLUEBERRIES. 129 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,662 BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE FROM DOLE! >> A RECALL ALERT TONIGHT 130 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:12,165 INVOLVING DOLE BLUEBERRIES DUE TO A POSSIBLE CONTAMINATION 131 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,602 PROBLEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,504 >> Tariq: MAN, I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DROP EVERYTHING AND EAT 133 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,040 THOUSANDS OF MARIJUANA-INFUSED CHOCOLATE EDIBLES. 134 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,176 >> COMING UP NEXT, WHY THOUSAND OF MARIJUANA-INFUSED CHOCOLATE 135 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,612 EDIBLES ARE BEING RECALLED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 136 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,049 >> Tariq: FINE. I'LL JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY 137 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,752 WITH MY KIDS' OLD DISNEY BABY WINNIE THE POOH RATTLE SETS. 138 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,355 >> THE U.S. CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION IS ISSUING A 139 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:39,359 RECALL ON THE DISNEY BABY WINNIE THE POOH RATTLE SETS. 140 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,796 >> Tariq: I GIVE UP, MAN! THIS SUMMER IS A BUST. 141 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,330 >> Jimmy: HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 142 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,732 YOU JUST SIGNED A NEW RECORD DEAL. 143 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:54,674 THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING. >> Tariq: THAT'S TRUE. 144 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHO DID YOU SIGN WITH 145 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,911 AGAIN? >> Tariq: BRITNEY SPEARS' DAD. 146 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:04,751 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 147 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,553 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? 148 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:14,060 LET'S JUST MOVE ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 149 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,030 FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A HOUSEKEEPER IN NEW JERSEY WHO 150 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:20,033 ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO THE WRONG HOME AND FULLY CLEANED IT. 151 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:24,437 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, THE HOMEOWNER WAITED 152 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,039 UNTIL HE WAS DONE CLEANING TO SAY, "HEY, I THINK YOU HAVE THE 153 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,042 WRONG HOUSE." [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:35,382 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 155 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:43,857 ** ** 156 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:50,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 157 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,832 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE MOVIE 158 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:56,069 "JOE BELL." MARK WAHLBERG IS HERE. 159 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:01,541 MARK WAHLBERG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 160 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,477 LOVE MARK WAHLBERG. PLUS, HE'S THE VOICE OF SKELETOR 161 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,681 IN NETFLIX'S ANIMATED SERIES "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: 162 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:11,017 REVELATION." MARK HAMILL IS HERE. 163 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,153 >> Steve: OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 164 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,021 >> Jimmy: I LOVE "HE-MAN." >> Steve: COME ON. 165 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,690 >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARK HAMILL. >> Steve: COME ON. 166 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,458 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE ONE AND ONLY, LUKE SKYWALKER. 167 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,427 MARK HAMILL, LEGEND, IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 168 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:24,030 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JOHN MAYER, EVERYBODY. 169 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:28,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] GREAT ALBUM, BY THE WAY. 170 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:33,139 "SOB ROCK." HIGGINS, YOU KNOW, I LOVE MY 171 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,041 AMAZON ALEXA. >> Steve: I KNOW YOU LOVE IT. 172 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,310 >> Jimmy: I USE MY ALEXA ALL THE TIME. 173 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,113 SO STARTING TODAY -- THIS A TRUE THING -- THAT YOU KNOW, THAT YOU 174 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,282 CAN HAVE YOUR ALEXA TURN INTO SHAQUILLE O'NEAL. 175 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,451 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS REAL. 176 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:47,787 YOU CAN HAVE IT BE -- YOUR ALEXA WILL BE SHAQ. 177 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,055 SO I THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD TRY IT OUT TONIGHT IF YOU WANT TO 178 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,091 TRY. >> Steve: I'D LOVE IT. 179 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,792 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? 180 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:58,732 ALEXA, INTRODUCE ME TO SHAQ. >> HEY, JIMMY, IT'S ME, SHAQ. 181 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,535 I'M YOUR ALEXA NOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 182 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,004 >> Jimmy: OKAY, SHAQ. TELL ME ABOUT TOMORROW'S 183 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,239 WEATHER. >> DO YOU WANT THE REGULAR 184 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,776 WEATHER OR THE SHAQ WEATHER? [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,113 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? >> SHAQ WEATHER IS JUST THE 186 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,715 REGULAR WEATHER BUT 45 MINUTES EARLIER 'CAUSE I'M SO TALL. 187 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,283 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. >> GET IT? 188 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,352 >> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,787 YEAH, I GET IT. HEY, SHAQ, TELL ME MOVIE TIMES 190 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,956 NEAR ME. >> WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DO YOU 191 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,791 LIKE? COMEDIES? 192 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,361 >> Jimmy: YES, PERFECT. >> GOOD NEWS, YOU CAN SEE ME IN 193 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,829 FOUR DIFFERENT ADAM SANDLER MOVIES ALL AVAILABLE FOR 194 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,765 STREAMING NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,932 YOU GOT "GROWN-UPS 2." >> Jimmy: YEP. 196 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,167 >> "BLENDED." >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. 197 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,669 >> "JACK AND JILL." >> Jimmy: I KNOW. 198 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,604 >> AND "HUBIE HALLOWEEN." >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. 199 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,373 HEY, SHAQ BEFORE YOU GO, TELL ME A JOKE. 200 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,442 >> WHAT DID I SAY WHEN I WALKED UNDER THE ST. LOUIS ARCH? 201 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,545 >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> OW. 202 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:51,451 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 203 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,688 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S WIRELESS, TOO? 204 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:58,291 >> Jimmy: WIRELESS. >> Steve: LIKE TESLA. 205 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,559 >> Jimmy: WIRELESS ECHO. >> Steve: BEAMED IN. 206 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,061 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL. THANKS TO SHAQUILLE O'NEAL FOR 207 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,864 HELPING US OUT WITH THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 208 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,633 HEY, GUYS, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW. 209 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,736 SOMETIMES I FIND THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH MUSIC. 210 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,940 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO." 211 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,642 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 212 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,377 * NEWS RADIO NEWS RADIO 213 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,547 NEWS RADIO HEY * 214 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,649 >> Jimmy: EARLIER THIS WEEK, RICHARD BRANSON BECAME THE FIRST 215 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,751 PERSON TO LEAVE EARTH IN HIS OWN SPACESHIP. 216 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,153 YEAH, HE JUST HOPPED IN AND TOOK OFF LIKE -- 217 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,090 * I'M LIKE A BIRD * [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,524 PEOPLE HAD THEIR DOUBTS. BUT IT JUST KEPT GOING -- 219 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,127 * UP THEN IT'S UP THEN IT'S UP 220 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,829 THEN IT'S STUCK * ELON MUSK WAS GETTING A LITTLE 221 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,497 JEALOUS. HE WAS LOOKING AT BRANSON'S SHIP 222 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,766 LIKE -- * YOU 223 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:44,337 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED * AND JEFF BEZOS WAS LOOKING AT 224 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,173 BOTH OF THEM LIKE -- * JUST YOU WAIT 225 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,310 JUST YOU WAIT * MEANWHILE, EVERYONE ELSE ON 226 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,413 EARTH IS JUST LIKE -- * I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE 227 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:58,952 SO FREAKING BAD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 228 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,055 PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL AT THE 229 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,757 WHITE HOUSE TODAY. HE SENT HER AN OFFICIAL 230 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,625 INVITATION THAT SAID -- * WHY DON'T YOU 231 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,762 COME ON OVER * AND SHE AGREED TO COME. 232 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,064 BUT IT WAS AWKWARD WHEN SHE SHOWED UP LIKE -- 233 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,068 [ SINGING IN GERMAN ] [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,269 AND BIDEN WAS JUST STARING BACK AT HER LIKE -- 235 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,939 * WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT * 236 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,642 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S SHARK WEEK. 237 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,778 AT THIS POINT, IT FEELS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DOING SHARK WEEK 238 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,280 FOR -- * 100 YEARS * 239 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,249 IT'S A GREAT PROGRAM, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE'VE HEARD THE SAME 240 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,819 SHARK FACTS -- * A THOUSAND TIMES * 241 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,621 AND WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT EVERY KIND OF SHARK. 242 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,690 I MEAN THERE'S THE -- * TIGER * 243 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,925 SHARK. [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,327 AND WHO CAN FORGET ABOUT THE GREAT -- 245 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,296 * WHITE * SHARK? 246 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:47,100 AND WE'VE SEEN SO MANY VIDEOS OF HAMMER -- 247 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,235 * HEAD'S UNDERWATER * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 248 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,970 LONG STORY SHORT, IF YOU SEE A SHARK WHILE YOU'RE SWIMMING, 249 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,473 THEN YOU SHOULD JUST -- * GET OUT 250 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,475 RIGHT NOW * 'CAUSE IT'S A WILD ANIMAL. 251 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,877 IT MIGHT TRY TO SWIM UP AND -- * BITE THAT TATTOO 252 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:01,581 ON YOUR SHOULDER * [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,950 BECAUSE WHEN IT'S LOOKING AT YOU, ALL IT'S REALLY THINKING 254 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,385 IS -- * YEAH YOU GOT THAT 255 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,756 YUMMY YUM * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 256 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,359 AND FINALLY, A PROFESSOR IN SOUTH KOREA HAS INVENTED A 257 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:16,363 TOILET THAT TURNS HUMAN WASTE INTO DIGITAL CURRENCY. 258 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,398 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY EVERYONE IS RUSHING TO CHIPOTLE LIKE -- 259 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,068 * I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE SO FREAKING BAD * 260 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,371 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO." 261 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,639 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," 262 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,274 EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK. 263 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:48,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 264 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,096 SHOW, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" 265 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:57,671 SUMMER READS. HERE WE GO. 266 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 267 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,540 * SUMMER READS TONIGHT SHOW SUMMER READS * 268 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,142 ** >> Jimmy: THIS IS OUR ANNUAL 269 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,910 "TONIGHT SHOW" BOOK CLUB. WHERE WE -- WE HAVE SIX BOOKS. 270 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,211 I'VE NOT READ ANY OF THESE BOOKS. 271 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,880 >> Steve: REALLY. >> Jimmy: WE DO BOOK CLUBS 272 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,049 DIFFERENTLY ON OUR SHOW, BUT YEAH. 273 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,350 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVENTUALLY, I'LL READ ONE OF 274 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,951 THEM. YEAH. 275 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,820 WE DO LOVE BOOKS HERE ON THE SHOW. 276 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,756 BUT ANYWAYS, THESE ARE ALL FANTASTIC BOOKS. 277 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,893 WHAT WE -- THESE ARE -- SIX OF THESE BOOKS I WANT YOU TO VOTE, 278 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,529 IF YOU GO TO OUR WEBSITE, TONIGHTSHOW.COM. 279 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,097 YOU'LL SEE HOW TO VOTE. YOU GET ONE VOTE, SO MAKE IT 280 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,133 COUNT. AND THEN ON MONDAY -- VOTING 281 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,269 ENDS SUNDAY NIGHT, SO MONDAY, WE'LL DECIDE WHICH ONE WE'RE ALL 282 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:34,074 GOING TO READ TOGETHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 283 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,742 AND THEN WE'LL READ THOSE. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. 284 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,577 IT'S LIKE A SUMMER READ. WHAT YOU NEED. 285 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,446 YEAH. SO HERE WE GO. 286 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,182 HERE'S THE BOOKS. I'LL GO THROUGH THE PLOTS FAST. 287 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,317 EMILY HENRY, "PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION." 288 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,820 BASICALLY, THESE -- A GUY AND GIRL GO ON VACATION TOGETHER FOR 289 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,255 YEARS. AND THEN THEY HAVE A FALLOUT. 290 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,958 THEY DON'T GO ONE YEAR. THEN THEY DECIDE TO GO BACK AND 291 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,260 GO ON VACATION AND JUST, LIKE, FIX THE PROBLEMS THEY HAVE. 292 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,197 BUT THEY ASK THE QUESTION, CAN MEN AND WOMEN ACTUALLY BE JUST 293 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,767 FRIENDS? >> Steve: OOH. 294 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,069 >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> Steve: SNAP. 295 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,206 >> Jimmy: "RAZOR BLADE TEARS." YEAH, THIS IS BY S.A. COSBY. 296 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,342 HIS LAST NOVEL WON A "L.A. TIMES" BOOK AWARD FOR BEST 297 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,479 MYSTERY. HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT. 298 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,615 BASICALLY, THESE TWO EX-CONS -- THEIR SONS ARE MURDERED. 299 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,917 BUT THE LOCAL COPS WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 300 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,553 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND SO THEY TAKE 301 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,888 MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS. THERE'S TWISTS. 302 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,891 THERE'S TURNS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 303 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,060 "ONE LAST STOP." THIS IS A, LIKE, A MAGIC TYPE OF 304 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,563 ROMANCE BOOK. A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING 305 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,700 AUTHOR. A GIRL GIVES UP ON LOVE. 306 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,569 SHE'S LIKE, "EH, FORGET IT." SHE'S IN NEW YORK. 307 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,206 GOES ON THE SUBWAY AND MEETS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND THEY 308 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,308 FALL IN LOVE. BUT THE GIRL IS TRAPPED IN 309 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,077 1970 SOMETHING. >> Steve: OOH. 310 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,512 >> Jimmy: IT'S A TIME THING. YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. 311 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,846 WILL SHE FIND LOVE? WILL SHE GET TO HER STOP? 312 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,515 I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,151 >> Steve: JUST ONE LAST ONE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS "CRYING IN H 314 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,254 MART." MICHELLE ZAUNER. 315 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,590 I KNOW, I LOVE "H MART." AND -- BUT YOU KNOW HER AS 316 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,060 "JAPANESE BREAKFAST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 317 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,195 THIS IS "JAPANESE BREAKFAST." SO THIS IS A MEMOIR. 318 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,465 AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S ABOUT GROWING UP 319 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,568 ASIAN-AMERICAN IN THE UNITED STATES. 320 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,837 AND HER MOM WOULD ALWAYS TEACH HER ABOUT KOREAN CULTURE. 321 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,273 AND THEN AFTER HER MOM PASSES AWAY, HOW THE THINGS THAT HER 322 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,942 MOM TAUGHT HER HELPED HER SHAPE WHO SHE IS TODAY. 323 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,044 >> Steve: AW. >> Jimmy: IT'S COOL. 324 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:22,315 THIS IS "THE FINAL REVIVAL OF OPAL AND NEV," BY DAWNIE WALTON. 325 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,619 DEBUT NOVEL. DEBUT AUTHOR HERE, SO IF YOU 326 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,289 WANT TO SUPPORT A DEBUT AUTHOR. "NEW YORK TIMES" CALLS IT "A 327 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,193 PACKED TIME CAPSULE THAT DOUBLES AS A STICK OF DYNAMITE." 328 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,562 >> Steve: WHOA. DON'T LET THAT BLOW UP ON YOU. 329 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,063 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT THE STORY IS ABOUT. 330 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,734 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S A GROUP FROM 331 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:44,070 THE '70s THAT WANT TO REUNITE. BUT THEN, SOME DARK SECRET COMES 332 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,272 UP. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHOA, WHOA, 333 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,608 WHOA, WHOA." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 334 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:55,081 THEN THIS ONE HERE, "THE PLOT." THIS IS BY JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. 335 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,751 THIS IS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK THAT "THE UNDOING" WAS BASED ON. 336 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,185 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS THE NEW 337 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,887 BOOK. AND HERE'S THE PLOT OF "THE 338 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,555 PLOT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 339 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,624 AN ENGLISH TEACHER IS TEACHING A CLASS ON HOW TO WRITE A BOOK. 340 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,860 ONE STUDENT HAS A GOOD STORY BUT THE STUDENT DIES. 341 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,461 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DOES THE 342 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,864 TEACHER DO? TAKES THE STORY. 343 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,700 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND HE BECOMES THE 344 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,636 FAMOUS AUTHOR FROM THE STORY. UNTIL ONE DAY, HE GETS AN 345 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,038 E-MAIL, GUESS WHAT THE SUBJECT SAYS. 346 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,639 >> Steve: SAY WHAT? >> Jimmy: "YOU ARE A THIEF." 347 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:24,244 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> Steve: DANG. 348 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,279 >> Jimmy: SO WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS -- 349 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,781 >> Steve: PLOT OF THE PLOT. >> Jimmy: -- REAL QUICK, SO 350 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,916 BEFORE YOU COULD -- YOU GOT TO GET YOUR VOTES IN. 351 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,718 THESE ARE ALL -- THESE ARE ALL WINNERS, TO BE HONEST. 352 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,587 SO SUPPORT ALL OF THEM. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE. 353 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,758 THAT'S REALLY ALL WE CARE ABOUT. WE WANT EVERYONE TO WIN HERE. 354 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,295 BUT THERE -- I WANT ONE TO BE CHOSEN BY SUNDAY NIGHT SO WE CAN 355 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,230 ALL READ IT TOGETHER. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. 356 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,965 DO WE HAVE TIME? CAN I READ THE FIRST LINE FROM 357 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,168 EVERY BOOK? WHAT IF I JUST READ THE FIRST 358 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,170 LINE? YOU JUDGE THE BOOK, NOT BY THE 359 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,638 COVER. >> Steve: NO, 'CAUSE NO ONE 360 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,440 WOULD DO THAT. JUDGE IT BY THE -- 361 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,708 >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE GOING BY THE COVER, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU GO 362 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,644 WITH? "ONE LAST STOP"? 363 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,046 I LIKE THIS ONE. >> Steve: YEAH. 364 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,781 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO HERE WE GO. 365 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,083 WHICH ONE? IN NO ORDER, 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL 366 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,486 GOOD. >> Steve: THAT ONE. 367 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,754 >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? >> Steve: THAT ONE, IN YOUR 368 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,455 HAND. YEAH. 369 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,823 NOPE. >> Jimmy: I'MA DO "RAZOR BLADE 370 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,224 TEARS." >> Steve: FIRST LINE OF 371 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,393 "RAZOR --" >> Jimmy: FIRST LINE. 372 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,396 "IKE TRIED TO REMEMBER A TIME WHEN MEN WITH BADGES COMING TO 373 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,865 HIS DOOR EARLY IN THE MORNING BROUGHT ANYTHING OTHER THAN 374 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,202 HEARTACHE AND MISERY, BUT TRY AS HE MIGHT, NOTHING CAME TO MIND." 375 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:27,073 >> Steve: OOH. >> Steve: "ONE LAST STOP." 376 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,676 FIRST LINE. >> Jimmy: FIRST LINE IS, "CAN I 377 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:33,480 TOUCH YOU?" [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 378 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,848 >> Steve: OOH. HOT. 379 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,116 ** STEAMY. 380 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,151 SPICY. SPICY, STEAMY. 381 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:42,288 WOW. YOU HAD TO PURELL THAT. 382 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,523 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO PURELL THAT GUY. 383 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,725 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S STEAMY, ALL RIGHT. 384 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,961 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: JUST STEAM ME UP A 385 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,229 LITTLE BIT. >> Steve: WOW. 386 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,597 >> Jimmy: "PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION." 387 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,198 >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: FIRST LINE. 388 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,633 FIRST LINE. "ON VACATION, YOU CAN BE ANYONE 389 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,969 YOU WANT." >> Steve: OOH. 390 00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:12,052 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "CRYING IN H MART." 391 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:14,754 "EVER SINCE MY MOM DIED, I CRY IN H MART." 392 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:19,359 >> Steve: AW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 393 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,727 >> Jimmy: I KNEW -- WHY WOULD I -- I KNEW THAT WAS 394 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,328 GONNA MAKE ME SAD. >> Steve: IT'S SAD. 395 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,132 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. 396 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,735 I'M CRYING ALL READY, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, "OPAL AND NEV." 397 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,503 "DISCLOSURE, MY FATHER, A DRUMMER NAMED JIMMY CURTIS, FELL 398 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:36,843 IN LOVE WITH OPAL JEWEL, IN THE SUMMER OF 1970." 399 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,645 >> Steve: HMM. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 400 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,113 "THE PLOT." >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE 401 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,182 US THE PLOT. YOU'RE JUST GIVING US THE FIRST 402 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,584 LINE OF "THE PLOT." >> Jimmy: "JACOB FINCH BONNER, 403 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,287 THE ONCE PROMISING AUTHOR OF THE 'NEW AND NOTEWORTHY' 404 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,689 (NEW YORK TIMES' BOOK REVIEW) NOVEL 'THE INVENTION OF WONDER,' 405 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,093 LET HIMSELF INTO THE OFFICE HE'D BEEN ASSIGNED ON THE SECOND 406 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,428 FLOOR OF RICHARD PENG HALL, SET UP HIS BEAT-UP LEATHER SATCHEL 407 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,365 ON THE BARREN DESK, AND LOOKED AROUND IN SOMETHING AKIN TO 408 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:02,168 DESPAIR." >> Steve: HMM. 409 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,636 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. THERE'S THE FIRST LINES RIGHT 410 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,206 THERE OF EACH BOOK. YOU GUYS, WHICH ONE ARE YOU 411 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,607 GOING TO DO? WHICH ONE ARE YOU GONNA VOTE 412 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,043 FOR? THERE'S OUR BOOKS RIGHT THERE. 413 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,678 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE'S OUR BOOKS. 414 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,380 GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/SUMMERREADS TO 415 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,382 CAST YOUR VOTE. VOTING ENDS SUNDAY NIGHT. 416 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,951 AND WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER ON MONDAY'S SHOW. 417 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,086 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARK WAHLBERG, EVERYBODY. 418 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:41,041 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 419 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:44,477 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR 420 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,846 WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "JOE BELL," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 421 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:51,051 JULY 23rd. PLEASE WELCOME MARK WAHLBERG. 422 00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:54,854 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 423 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,757 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME, BUDDY. 424 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,226 >> HEY. IT'S SO CRAZY DOING THIS LIKE 425 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,761 THIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S WILD. 426 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,663 IT'S BIZARRE. BUT WE HAVE A FULL AUDIENCE NOW. 427 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,832 SO WE'RE BABY STEPS. WE'RE COMING BACK, BUDDY. 428 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,902 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I CANNOT WAIT TO COME BACK 429 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:11,071 AND VISIT IN PERSON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME, TOO. 430 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,073 I KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN L.A., SAFE WITH THE KIDS. 431 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,608 HOW IS THE FAMILY DOING? EVERYONE GOOD? 432 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,212 >> UH, YEAH. EVERYBODY'S HANGING IN THERE. 433 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,915 ZOOMS. AND NOW THAT SCHOOL'S OVER, I 434 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,383 DON'T SEE KIDS USUALLY UNTIL ABOUT 2:00 OR 3:00 IN THE 435 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,684 AFTERNOON. THEY START WAKING UP AND THEN 436 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,487 THEY DON'T REALLY COME OUT UNTIL THEY'RE DONE PLAYING THEIR VIDEO 437 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,958 GAMES AND LOOKING FOR FOOD OR LOOKING FOR TAKI CHIPS. 438 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,561 >> Jimmy: TAKIS. >> THEY LOVE THE TAKIS. 439 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,162 >> Jimmy: THEY -- YEAH, WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE TAKIS. 440 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,465 IT IS A BIG THING. >> I MENTION THAT NOW, THERE'S 441 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,500 BOXES ARE GOING TO SHOW UP -- >> Jimmy: I KNOW, EXACTLY RIGHT. 442 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,237 >> IT'S A BAD IDEA. >> Jimmy: YOU MUST HAVE HAD SOME 443 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,872 TAKIS ON THIS LAST MOVIE THAT YOU JUST WRAPPED. 444 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,141 WHICH, HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL COME BACK, WE'LL TALK ABOUT -- 445 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,676 I THINK IT'S CALLED "STU," RIGHT NOW. 446 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,245 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S ABOUT -- IS IT 447 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,114 ABOUT A BOXER TURNED PRIEST? OR? 448 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,149 WELL, WE'LL GET INTO IT. >> YEAH, IT'S A TRUE STORY. 449 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,585 HE WAS A BOXER. HE TRIED TO BECOME AN ACTOR. 450 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:02,555 HE FELL IN LOVE. AND, IN ORDER TO KIND OF WIN THE 451 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,492 GIRL OVER, HE WANTED TO GET BAPTIZED AND THEN HE HAD THIS 452 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,827 HORRIFIC ACCIDENT. AND THEN HE WANTED TO GO -- 453 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,696 ONCE HE GOT BAPTIZED, HE WANTED TO GO ALL THE WAY AND HE BECAME 454 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,631 A PRIEST. IT'S A TRUE STORY. 455 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,533 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU FILMING THE MOVIE, RIGHT? 456 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,504 >> YEP. THAT'S AS A BOXER. 457 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,072 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN THREE WEEKS LATER, AND THIS IS NOT -- 458 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,075 I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. THREE WEEKS LATER, THIS IS A 459 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:25,478 PICTURE OF MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] 460 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,081 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, HOW? 461 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,083 I MEAN, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? >> IT'S THE MUSTACHE. 462 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,853 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT DID IT? 463 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,256 >> UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD TO CONSUME FOR TWO WEEKS, 464 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:39,259 7,000 CALORIES. AND THEN FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS, 465 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:42,562 11,000 CALORIES. AND IT WAS FUN FOR ABOUT AN 466 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,330 HOUR. AND THEN -- YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST 467 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,733 SUCH A -- IT'S SUCH A PHYSICAL -- A HARD, 468 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,669 PHYSICAL THING TO DO. I MEAN, LOSING WEIGHT, YOU JUST 469 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,905 KIND OF TOUGH IT OUT, YOU JUST DON'T EAT. 470 00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:54,507 AND EXERCISE. AND THIS, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FULL, 471 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,676 I WOULD WAKE UP AFTER A MEAL AND HAVE ANOTHER MEAL. 472 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,012 I WAS EATING EVERY THREE HOURS. IT WAS -- NOT FUN. 473 00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:02,248 >> Jimmy: IS IT HARDER TO DO? 'CAUSE -- BY THE WAY, HAPPY 474 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,084 BELATED BIRTHDAY. YOU JUST TURNED 50. 475 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:05,719 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH. 476 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,121 THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 25. 477 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,858 IS IT HARDER TO DO THE OLDER YOU GET, TO GAIN AND LOSE WEIGHT? 478 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,060 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, ONCE THE METABOLISM 479 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,063 STARTS TO SLOWS DOWN, IT GETS REALLY DIFFICULT. 480 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,366 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I'D BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS 481 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,935 MOVIE MADE FOR SIX YEARS. WE ONLY HAD 30 DAYS TO SHOOT IT. 482 00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:25,205 AND SO, I WANTED TO REALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN. 483 00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:28,575 AND WE'RE ALSO CRAZY ENOUGH TO HAVE FINANCED A LOT OF IT 484 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,878 MYSELF. SO, I KNEW I WAS ON A TICKING 485 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,880 CLOCK ON MY OWN DIME. AND YOU KNOW, YOU GET THINGS 486 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,082 DONE PRETTY QUICKLY WHEN THAT'S THE CASE. 487 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,884 >> Jimmy: YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, 488 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,553 "JOE BELL." THIS IS COOL THAT YOU DID THIS. 489 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,555 THIS IS ANOTHER TRUE STORY. BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 490 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,391 >> YEP. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP THE 491 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:46,993 FILM FOR EVERYONE? >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S -- I DON'T 492 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:50,397 WANT TO GIVE AWAY EVERYTHING. BUT, A DAD IS BASICALLY GOING ON 493 00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:53,133 A JOURNEY FROM LA GRANDE, OREGON TO NEW YORK CITY, WHERE HIS SON 494 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:57,103 ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE. AND HE IS TALKING TO ANYBODY AND 495 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:02,042 EVERYBODY THAT HE CAN MEET. PEOPLE THAT HE CONFRONTS ABOUT 496 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,378 INTOLERANCE AND BULLYING. AND -- YEAH, HE'S TRYING TO 497 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,447 RAISE AWARENESS FOR HIS SON. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING STORY. 498 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:10,283 IT'S ALMOST HARD TO BELIEVE. BUT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT 499 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,619 THIS? >> ACTUALLY, SOMEBODY SENT ME 500 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,155 THE SCRIPT. AND I READ IT. 501 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:17,557 AND I OBVIOUSLY WAS VERY MOVED BY IT. 502 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,061 AND THEN, I HAD REALIZED THAT I HAD SEEN SOMEWHERE, I THINK, ON 503 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:24,064 THE NEWS ABOUT JOE'S JOURNEY. BUT I DIDN'T REALLY -- 504 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:26,933 I DIDN'T REALLY REGISTER. AND THEN, OF COURSE, I WENT UP 505 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:30,537 TO -- TO LA GRANDE TO VISIT WITH LOLA AND JOSEPH WITH THEIR 506 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:34,574 FAMILY. AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY COMMITTED 507 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,677 TO MAKING THE MOVIE. I JUST FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW, AS A 508 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:41,614 PARENT, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH AN IMPORTANT STORY TO 509 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,884 BE TOLD. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW -- I THINK 510 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,753 YOU RETHINK EVERYTHING ONCE YOU HAVE KIDS. 511 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,656 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BULLYING AND STUFF. 512 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,558 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU READ THIS AS 513 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,828 AN ACTOR OR AS A DAD? >> I READ IT AS A DAD. 514 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:59,632 I READ IT AS A DAD. AND THEN I CASTED AS A DAD. 515 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,334 YOU KNOW, WE PUT THE WHOLE MOVIE TOGETHER BASED ON -- ON THAT 516 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,637 FEELING. AND WE ACTUALLY CAST AN AMAZING 517 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,308 YOUNG ACTOR, REID MILLER. >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S GREAT. 518 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:11,644 >> WHO -- WHEN HE CAME INTO THE ROOM, WE AUDITIONED HERE AT MY 519 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,447 HOUSE, I MEAN, HE HAD SIMILAR MANNERISMS TO MY -- TO BOTH OF 520 00:25:14,447 --> 00:25:17,650 MY BOYS. AND SO, I JUST IMMEDIATELY FELT 521 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,320 LIKE IT WAS HIM. AND OF COURSE, GOING THROUGH THE 522 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,422 PROCESS, THERE WAS A LOT OF OTHER WONDERFUL ACTORS COMING 523 00:25:22,422 --> 00:25:24,591 THROUGH. BUT I ALWAYS -- YOU KNOW, JUST 524 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,760 GRAVITATED TOWARDS REID. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 525 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,228 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MARK WAHLBERG IN 526 00:25:28,228 --> 00:25:31,064 "JOE BELL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 527 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:32,399 * YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR WAY * 528 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:33,900 * 'CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES * 529 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:39,806 * I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY * 530 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,074 >> WHAT? >> WELL, DON'T LOOK SO 531 00:25:41,074 --> 00:25:42,942 SURPRISED. >> EXCUSE ME. 532 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,944 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW THE WORDS. 533 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,646 >> WELL, YOU BLAST THAT -- SO LOUD, YOU THINK I DIDN'T PICKED 534 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,715 UP A THING OR TWO DOWNSTAIRS? >> WOW, OKAY. 535 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,083 >> I'M ONE OF THEM -- WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? 536 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:51,217 I'M A MONSTER. >> OKAY. 537 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,420 >> I'M A MONSTER. >> ALL RIGHT -- 538 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,888 >> YEAH. >> EXCUSE ME. 539 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,090 IT'S LITTLE MONSTER. TO BE CORRECT. 540 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:58,992 >> A LITTLE MONSTER? >> YEAH. 541 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,927 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT, EVEN I'LL ADMIT IT. 542 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,462 OKAY, IT'S A LITTLE CATCHY. >> YES IT IS. 543 00:26:02,462 --> 00:26:03,897 >> DON'T HIDE YOURSELF WITH REGRET. 544 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:05,298 JUST LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU'RE SET. 545 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:06,499 * I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY * 546 00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:08,068 >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE'RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN. 547 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:11,771 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, 548 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,206 BUDDY. ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 549 00:26:13,206 --> 00:26:15,909 MARK WAHLBERG. "JOE BELL," IS IN THEATERS 550 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:19,145 JULY 23rd. MARK HAMILL JOINS US AFTER THE 551 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,880 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYONE. 552 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:40,633 COME ON BACK. >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 553 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,302 OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE WORLD. 554 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:45,105 HE CURRENTLY STARS AS THE VOICE OF SKELETOR IN THE NEW ANIMATED 555 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:47,841 SERIES, "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION." 556 00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:51,277 I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. IT PREMIERES JULY 23rd ON 557 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,514 NETFLIX. HERE IS MARK HAMILL. 558 00:26:54,514 --> 00:27:00,020 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 559 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,423 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HI JIMMY. 560 00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:05,225 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. I'M STILL -- 561 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:10,063 >> HELLO, STUDIO AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 562 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE ON THE 563 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,400 SHOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 564 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,036 BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION," 565 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:18,038 WHICH, LIKE, I'M A GIANT HE-MAN FAN, SO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 566 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:21,107 THIS. BUT I ALSO WANT TO SAY, I JUST 567 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:25,378 LOVE YOU AS AN ACTOR. >> WOW. 568 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,047 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO TELL 569 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:29,416 YOU THAT, BUT I JUST LOVE YOU. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 570 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:33,153 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND EVERY -- THE LAST COUPLE YEARS, YOU KEEP 571 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:36,256 SHOWING UP AND SURPRISING ME AND EVERYONE WITH THESE THINGS. 572 00:27:36,256 --> 00:27:37,824 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANY OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE THAT WE HAVEN'T 573 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,927 SEEN. PUT YOUR -- IF YOU'RE A 574 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:44,064 MANDALORIAN FAN, PUT YOUR EARPHONES ON. 575 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:46,566 BUT HOW YOU PULLED THAT OFF, WAS ONE OF THE COOLEST SURPRISES 576 00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:49,102 EVER. I JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS ON 577 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,371 THAT. THAT WAS ONE OF THE COOLEST TV 578 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:54,240 MOMENTS OF, DEFINITELY, THIS YEAR THAT WE SAW. 579 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,546 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND TALK ABOUT UNEXPECTED. 580 00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,614 YOU KNOW, I HAD FINISHED PLAYING THAT PART. 581 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:04,818 I NEVER EXPECTED TO DO IT AGAIN. AND I THOUGHT IF THEY EVER TELL 582 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:09,723 STORIES OF LUKE IN THAT PERIOD, POST THE ORIGINALS AND 583 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:12,025 PRE-SEQUELS, THEY'D GET AN ACTOR -- YOU KNOW, AN 584 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,762 AGE-APPROPRIATE ACTOR. SO WHEN JON FAVREAU AND 585 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:17,831 DAVE FILONI TOLD ME ABOUT WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO, I WAS JUST 586 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:23,336 STUNNED. BUT ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS WITH 587 00:28:23,336 --> 00:28:26,539 "MANDALORIAN" IS YOU ARE SWORN TO SECRECY. 588 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,577 I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT WITH MY FAMILY, EVEN NOW. 589 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:31,911 >> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH AFTER IT'S OVER, YEAH. 590 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,314 BUT THEY'RE RELEASING -- >> ONE THING THAT I HAVE TO TELL 591 00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:36,816 YOU THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, THERE'S A SPECIAL 592 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:41,788 COMING ON DISNEY PLUS, ON AUGUST 25th. 593 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:45,091 WHICH IS A MAKING OF THE SEASON FINALE OF SEASON TWO, WHICH IS 594 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,794 THE EPISODE I WAS IN. SO THAT WILL ANSWER A LOT OF 595 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,429 YOUR QUESTIONS. [ APPLAUSE ] 596 00:28:49,429 --> 00:28:50,864 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. ALL RIGHT, CAN'T WAIT. 597 00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:54,701 THANK YOU. NOW LET'S -- LET'S TALK "MASTERS 598 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,603 OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION." >> YES. 599 00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:59,072 YES, YES. >> Jimmy: I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT 600 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,107 THIS. I THINK KEVIN SMITH IS THE 601 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,276 PERFECT GUY TO GET INVOLVED WITH THIS. 602 00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:07,113 >> HE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT "MASTERS OF THE 603 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,883 UNIVERSE: REVELATION." HE -- YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T TAKE 604 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:13,887 IT LIGHTLY. HE KNOWS WHAT A HUGE 605 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:17,023 RESPONSIBILITY IT IS BECAUSE IT IS SO MEANINGFUL TO A WHOLE 606 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,828 GENERATION OF WHAT WERE ONCE CHILDREN THAT ARE NOW ADULTS, 607 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,231 WITH THEIR OWN KIDS. AND I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, WHEN 608 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,634 MY BOYS WERE SMALL, THEY LOVED THIS SHOW. 609 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,036 AND PARENTS ALWAYS LOOK FOR THINGS THAT THEY CAN SHARE WITH 610 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,038 THEIR KIDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 611 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,707 >> SO, YOU KNOW, I JUMPED RIGHT IN. 612 00:29:33,707 --> 00:29:39,546 I REMEMBER GETTING NATHAN THAT CASTLE GRAYSKULL FOR CHRISTMAS. 613 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,247 AND BATTLE CAT AND ON AND ON AND ON. 614 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:45,051 >> Jimmy: IS IT WILD FOR THEM TO SEE YOU BE THE VOICE OF -- I 615 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:47,887 MEAN, YOU'RE SKELETOR. THIS IS -- 616 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:51,291 >> NOW LOOK AT THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] 617 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:54,260 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE. 618 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,062 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> CAN YOU IMAGINE SKELETOR'S 619 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,430 MOTHER? WELL, NO. 620 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,899 THE THING IS -- YOU KNOW, NOT ONLY HAVE THEY NOT SEEN IT YET, 621 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,969 THE ONLY PIECES OF THE SHOW I'VE SEEN IS WHEN YOU GO IN TO DO 622 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:06,272 POST-PRODUCTION. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TWEAKING LINES 623 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,475 AND THEY'RE SHIFTING THINGS AROUND. 624 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,311 I HAVEN'T SEEN FULL EPISODES. BUT WHAT I WAS STUNNED BY IS HOW 625 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,080 BEAUTIFULLY THEY'VE DONE IT. IT'S LUSH. 626 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,117 IT'S OPULENT. IT REALLY LOOKS EPIC. 627 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:19,986 SO THE ORIGINAL FANS, I THINK, ARE REALLY GOING TO LOVE IT. 628 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,488 AND ONE THING THAT'S GREAT ABOUT IT. 629 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:25,025 IT'S NOT A SEQUEL OR ANYTHING. IT'S A CONTINUATION, 630 00:30:25,025 --> 00:30:28,094 ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT CAME BEFORE. BUT IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT 631 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,530 BEFORE, YOU CAN JUMP RIGHT IN AND FEEL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T MISSED 632 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:33,033 ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 633 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:35,402 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS MARK HAMILL. 634 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:39,806 THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE, AS SKELETOR IN "MASTERS OF THE 635 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:43,843 UNIVERSE: REVELATION." TAKE A LOOK. 636 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:47,947 >> ALL THESE YEARS, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT GRAYSKULL IS NOT 637 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:56,523 THE PRIZE I'M AFTER. THIS CASTLE IS MERELY A SHELL. 638 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,826 THE PEARL I SEEK IS TRAPPED INSIDE. 639 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:04,064 SO I'M NOT HERE TO TAKE THE CASTLE. 640 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:08,068 I'VE COME TO TEAR GRAYSKULL DOWN STONE BY STONE. 641 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:10,870 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 642 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:14,541 STONE BY STONE! MARK HAMILL, EVERYBODY. 643 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,377 "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION" PREMIERES 644 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:21,581 JULY 23rd ON NETFLIX. MARK AND I ARE PLAYING A VERY 645 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:22,982 FUN, NEW GAME AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND. 646 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:40,600 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 647 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,968 >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO FUN. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH THE 648 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:44,004 GREAT MARK HAMILL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 649 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:48,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. 650 00:31:48,475 --> 00:31:50,110 NOW, MARK -- MARK, YOU'VE PLAYED SEVERAL ICONIC CHARACTERS OVER 651 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,512 THE YEARS. AND WE THOUGHT WE'D PUT YOUR 652 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:55,782 KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR OWN CHARACTERS TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED 653 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:59,352 "KNOW YOUR ROLE." HERE WE GO. 654 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:04,691 * KNOW YOUR ROLE * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT 655 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:09,929 WORKS. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN OBSCURE 656 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,898 FACT ABOUT A FAMOUS CHARACTER YOU HAVE PLAYED. 657 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:13,566 AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU THINK THAT STATEMENT IS TRUE OR 658 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:15,135 FALSE. ARE YOU READY? 659 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:16,469 >> OH, IT IS TRUE -- IT'S TRUE OR FALSE. 660 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:18,371 WHICH IS MUCH BETTER ODDS THAN MULTIPLE CHOICE. 661 00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:21,441 SO, THAT'S GOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 662 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,109 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. IT'S KIND OF MULTIPLE CHOICE. 663 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,145 IT'S 50/50 -- YEAH, IT'S TWO, YEAH. 664 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:26,980 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. FIRST UP, LUKE SKYWALKER. 665 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,249 HE, OF COURSE, IS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE ORIGINAL "STAR 666 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:31,217 WARS" TRILOGY. BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOME THINGS 667 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:35,221 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM. LET'S SEE IF YOU KNOW YOUR ROLE. 668 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:38,725 IN THE ORIGINAL DRAFT OF "RETURN OF THE JEDI" LUKE WAS GOING TO 669 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:41,094 TURN EVIL AT THE END AND TEAM UP WITH DARTH VADER TO TAKE ON THE 670 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:45,932 GALAXY. >> I PITCHED THAT TO GEORGE. 671 00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:51,104 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT'S THE WAY THINGS WERE GOING IN "EMPIRE." 672 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,873 I GOT THE GLOVED HAND AND I WAS DRESSED ALL IN BLACK. 673 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:57,911 BUT ACTUALLY, GEORGE SAID, NO. IT'S A FAIRY TALE FOR CHILDREN. 674 00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:00,814 LUKE IS -- YOU KNOW, HE'S VIRTUOUS. 675 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,516 HE'S THE GOOD GUY. SO, THAT'S FALSE. 676 00:33:03,516 --> 00:33:05,185 >> Jimmy: YES. WOW, INTERESTING. 677 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:07,053 [ APPLAUSE ] [ DING ] 678 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:08,521 I WAS HOPING THAT -- I WAS HOPING FOR THAT. 679 00:33:08,521 --> 00:33:11,224 LET'S SWITCH THINGS UP. YOU ALSO PLAYED THE JOKER IN 680 00:33:11,224 --> 00:33:15,328 "BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES." IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY, THE 681 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:20,700 JOKER IS BATMAN'S MOTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 682 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:25,171 >> WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 683 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,907 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T READ ALL OF THE MATERIAL. 684 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:31,711 BUT, I MEAN, IN MY EXPERIENCE, MY VERSION OF THE JOKER, I DON'T 685 00:33:31,711 --> 00:33:35,248 REMEMBER THAT EVER BEING THE CASE. 686 00:33:35,248 --> 00:33:37,817 MAYBE THEY DID THAT SOMEWHERE AND I DIDN'T READ IT. 687 00:33:37,817 --> 00:33:40,687 BUT, I WOULD SAY THAT'S FALSE. [ BUZZER ] 688 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,655 >> Jimmy: IT IS TRUE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 689 00:33:42,655 --> 00:33:44,224 >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: IN SOME ALTERNATE 690 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:48,161 REALITY, THE JOKER WAS -- YEAH -- WAS BATMAN'S MOTHER. 691 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:52,232 >> DOES IT SAY WHERE AND WHEN AND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 692 00:33:52,232 --> 00:33:53,767 OR JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 693 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,201 >> Jimmy: NO. NOTHING. 694 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,370 IT JUST SAYS NOTHING ELSE. >> NO, ALL RIGHT. 695 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,772 SO, NO BACKUP. JUST TRUST YOU. 696 00:33:58,772 --> 00:34:01,408 >> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 697 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:02,776 IT SAYS GOOGLE IT. IT SAYS GOOGLE IT. 698 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:05,578 I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A STORYLINE IN THE 699 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:08,615 COMICS WHERE A MONKEY BRIEFLY BECOMES THE JOKER. 700 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:13,053 AND HIS SIGNATURE MOVE IS MAKING HIS OPPONENTS SLIP ON A BANANA 701 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,788 PEEL. >> THAT SOUNDS STUPID. 702 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:17,257 I'LL JUST SAY IT'S TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ] 703 00:34:17,257 --> 00:34:18,591 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WRONG. 704 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,627 IT'S FALSE. WE MADE THAT UP. 705 00:34:20,627 --> 00:34:23,163 THE MONKEY WASN'T THE JOKER. BUT THE JOKER COULD BE BATMAN'S 706 00:34:23,163 --> 00:34:25,065 MOTHER. BUT IT'S NOT A MONKEY. 707 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:28,435 LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS. >> I WAS GOING TO SAY IS THAT 708 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:30,537 ANY CRAZIER THAN HIM BEING BATMAN'S MOTHER. 709 00:34:30,537 --> 00:34:31,805 >> Jimmy: LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS. 710 00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,473 IT WOULD NEVER BE A MONKEY. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 711 00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:36,343 LET'S GET TO SKELETOR. YOU'RE PLAYING THE HE-MAN 712 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:38,244 VILLAIN, SKELETOR IN THE NEW NETFLIX SHOW, "MASTERS OF THE 713 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,714 UNIVERSE: REVELATION." LET'S SEE HOW YOU KNOW THAT 714 00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:43,216 ROLE. YOUR CHARACTER, SKELETOR, IS 715 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:46,553 OFTEN DEPICTED AS EVIL, BUT ACCORDING TO A TV SPECIAL, 716 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,722 IN 1985, HE ACTUALLY LOVES CHRISTMAS. 717 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:54,828 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO, HE'S THE EVIL LORD OF 718 00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:57,230 DESTRUCTION. NO, HE MUST HATE CHRISTMAS. 719 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,898 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: HE LOVES CHRISTMAS. 720 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:02,335 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DID A SPECIAL AND 721 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,037 APPARENTLY, AT THE END, HE REALLY LOVED CHRISTMAS. 722 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:07,040 I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- WHERE -- AGAIN, I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER 723 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,743 FACTS EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG. THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY. 724 00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:14,381 >> WELL, THIS QUIZ IS GOING TO GET ME KICKED OFF THE SHOW. 725 00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:17,617 >> Jimmy: NEVER IN YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE A LEGEND, BUD. 726 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:21,621 FINALLY, HERE WE GO. SKELETOR IS HE-MAN'S ESTRANGED 727 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:27,127 UNCLE. >> FALSE. 728 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,396 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS TRUE. 729 00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:32,465 [ LAUGHTER ] SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 730 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:33,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I JUST FOUND THAT OUT TODAY, 731 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,702 MARK. I FOUND IT OUT TODAY. 732 00:35:35,702 --> 00:35:37,103 WE GOT -- IT'S A WEIRD THING. I GO, WHAT? 733 00:35:37,103 --> 00:35:39,105 THAT CAN'T BE REAL. SKELETOR IS HE-MAN'S ESTRANGED 734 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:42,609 UNCLE. >> NOW, I'M WISHING YOU ASKED 735 00:35:42,609 --> 00:35:44,944 THESE QUESTIONS OF MARK WAHLBERG. 736 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:48,314 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 737 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,784 HE WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER. >> Jimmy: NO WAY. 738 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,620 NO ONE BETTER THAN MARK HAMILL. THAT'S MARK HAMILL. 739 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WATCH "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: 740 00:35:55,655 --> 00:36:00,293 REVELATIONS" ON NETFLIX, JULY 23rd. 741 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,696 PERFORMANCE FROM JOHN MAYER. MARK, COME BACK ANYTIME. 742 00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:20,246 WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 743 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,614 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WILL ANNOUNCE NEW TOUR DATES 744 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,383 TOMORROW. PERFORMING "SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT 745 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:32,892 IT DOES" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "SOB ROCK," HERE'S JOHN MAYER. 746 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:34,294 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 747 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:37,697 * SHOULDA BEEN OPEN SHOULDA DONE MORE 748 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:44,637 SHOULDA LEARNED A LESSON FROM THE YEAR BEFORE * 749 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:49,075 * SHOULDA BEEN HONEST SHOULDA JUST CRIED 750 00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:54,280 SHOULDA TOLD ME THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT INSIDE * 751 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:59,252 * NOW THE ROAD KEEPS ROLLING ON FOREVER 752 00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:05,458 AND THE YEARS KEEP PULLING US APART * 753 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:08,361 * WE LOST SOMETHING I STILL WONDER 754 00:37:08,361 --> 00:37:15,201 WHAT IT WAS * * IT SHOULDN'T MATTER 755 00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:18,071 SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT IT DOES * 756 00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:31,651 ** * YOU SHOULDA JUST BROKEN 757 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:36,790 YOU SHOULDA COME CLEAN YOU SHOULDA BEEN SAD 758 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:43,496 INSTEAD OF BEING SO MEAN * * IT SHOULDN'T BE EASY 759 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:48,435 BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD YOU SHOULDN'T BE A STRANGER 760 00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:52,706 IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD * * NOW THE ROAD KEEPS 761 00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:57,711 ROLLING ON FOREVER AND THE YEARS KEEP 762 00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:05,418 PULLING US APART * * I KNOW IT'S OVER 763 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:09,055 I'M JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE * 764 00:38:09,055 --> 00:38:14,127 * IT SHOULDN'T MATTER IT SHOULDN'T MATTER 765 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:26,873 BUT IT DOES * ** 766 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:42,055 ** * I SHOULDN'T BE ANGRY 767 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:45,925 I SHOULDN'T HOLD ON * * I SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOU 768 00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:50,697 MESSAGES IN EVERY LITTLE SONG * 769 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:56,503 * IT COULDA BEEN ALWAYS IT COULDA BEEN ME 770 00:38:56,503 --> 00:39:01,875 WE COULDA BEEN BUSY NAMING BABY NUMBER THREE * 771 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:06,746 * NOW THE ROAD KEEPS ROLLING ON FOREVER 772 00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:13,019 AND THE YEARS KEEP PULLING US APART * 773 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:15,722 * IF IT'S ON SOMEONE THEN I BLAME THE 774 00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:21,895 BOTH OF US * * IT SHOULDN'T MATTER 775 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:24,831 IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT IT * 776 00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:29,469 * SHOULDN'T MATTER SHOULDN'T MATTER 777 00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:33,606 BUT IT * * SHOULDN'T MATTER 778 00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:45,318 SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT IT DOES * 779 00:39:45,318 --> 00:40:01,334 ** ** 780 00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:18,385 ** ** 781 00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:21,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: "SOB ROCK" IS OUT NOW. 782 00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:24,924 MY THANKS TO MARK WAHLBERG, MARK HAMILL. 783 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:28,328 JOHN MAYER ONCE AGAIN. "SOB ROCK." 784 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:31,131 AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. 785 00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,833 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 786 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,902 SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 787 00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:35,902 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. **