1 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 2 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:14,381 ** >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 3 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:17,617 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:21,154 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 5 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,489 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- 6 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:27,527 DON CHEADLE. CECILY STRONG. 7 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,163 MUSICAL GUEST, BTS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 8 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:37,070 ROOTS CREW. >> Questlove: 1490. 9 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:42,642 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON! 10 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:45,845 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 11 00:00:45,845 --> 00:01:04,564 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 12 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,100 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON NOW. 13 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,136 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 14 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,772 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 15 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,642 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 16 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,177 THIS IS IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 17 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:18,111 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 18 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:24,217 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. WELL, GUYS, THE OLYMPICS START 19 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,486 NEXT WEEK, AND IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT DUE TO COVID, 20 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:29,723 OLYMPIANS WILL HAVE TO TAKE THEIR MEDALS OFF A TRAY AND 21 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,191 PLACE THEM AROUND THEIR OWN NECKS. 22 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,294 [ LAUGHTER ] AND JUST LIKE AT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S 23 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,863 HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN, THE TRAY WILL HAVE A GIANT SIGN THAT 24 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:39,666 SAYS, "PLEASE TAKE ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,502 "I WANT ALL OF THEM. I LICKED THEM, NOW WHAT ARE YOU 26 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,137 GOING TO DO?" [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,506 ALSO, THIS IS ANNOYING. WHOEVER FINISHES FOURTH HAS TO 28 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:50,110 CARRY THE TRAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,746 "I WON BRONZE." "I WON PLASTIC." 30 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,415 I'M SURE IT WILL BE FINE. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE OLYMPIC 31 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,117 MEDALS PASSED OUT LIKE STUFFED MUSHROOMS AT A COCKTAIL HOUR. 32 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,651 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT. 33 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:01,254 THEY'RE BEING VERY CAUTIOUS. ALSO WHEN THE BATON IS HANDED 34 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,923 OFF AT THE RELAY RACE, YOU HAVE TO GRAB IT USING A CLOROX WIPE. 35 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:07,761 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ONLY THAT, THE WRESTLERS ARE 36 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:08,695 GOING TO WRESTLE FROM SIX FEET APART. 37 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:16,836 [ LAUGHTER ] HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH. 38 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,172 SOME MORE OLYMPIC NEWS, I SAW THAT RALPH LAUREN JUST UNVEILED 39 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,940 TEAM USA'S UNIFORMS FOR THE OPENING CEREMONIES. 40 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:25,445 CHECK THESE OUT. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 41 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,547 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE TEAM USA. THEY LOOK LIKE THE CAST FROM THE 42 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:34,087 "GOSSIP GIRL" REBOOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:39,726 BUT GET THIS, THESE OLYMPICS COULD BE THE HOTTEST ON RECORD, 44 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:40,894 SO THIS FLAG BEARER IS GOING TO WEAR A SPECIAL WHITE DENIM 45 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:41,961 JACKET WITH A BATTERY POWERED COOLING DEVICE IN IT. 46 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:42,462 TAKE A LOOK. YEAH. 47 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,698 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE TELLING ME A WHITE DENIM JACKET CAN GET 48 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,632 EVEN COOLER? IMPOSSIBLE! 49 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:52,706 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, A COOLING JACKET, 50 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,407 OR, AND HEAR ME OUT, DON'T WEAR A JACKET. 51 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:57,577 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 52 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,714 DON'T WEAR A JACKET. WE'RE GOOD. 53 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:05,485 IT'S THE OLYMPICS. WEAR A TANK TOP. 54 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,686 PEOPLE SWIMMING WITH NO SHIRT ON. 55 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,620 YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S POSSIBLE, YEAH. 56 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,322 >> Steve: FLIP-FLOPS? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 57 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,425 THIS IS VERY EXCITING. IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SEGMENT THAT 58 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,427 WE'RE CALLING "SLEEPY WORLD LEADER OF THE NIGHT: 59 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:16,363 ANGELA MERKEL EDITION." ENJOY. 60 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:21,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 61 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:34,080 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 62 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,082 >> Jimmy: SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, THE BIDEN 63 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,352 ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO SET UP A RED PHONE WITH CHINA SO THE TWO 64 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:42,722 COUNTRIES CAN HAVE AN EMERGENCY HOTLINE. 65 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,090 USUALLY AT BIDEN'S AGE YOUR EMERGENCY HOTLINE IS HANGING 66 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:53,633 AROUND YOUR NECK. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,101 "I'VE FALLEN --" "YEAH, WE KNOW, WE KNOW." 68 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,804 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, CHINA IS LIKE, "JUST 69 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,139 TALK LOUD. WE'RE LISTENING TO YOU ANYWAY." 70 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:03,510 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP ACTUALLY HAD THE SAME 71 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,045 EMERGENCY PHONE, BUT IT WAS CONNECTED TO A KFC. 72 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:09,449 [ LAUGHTER ] "THREE BUCKETS. 73 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:16,056 ALL THE SIDES. STAT." 74 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,459 SPEAKING OF TRUMP, A NEW BOOK JUST CAME OUT THAT DESCRIBES 75 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:22,429 ANARCHY AND CHAOS IN THE FINAL DAYS OF HIS ADMINISTRATION. 76 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:30,804 YEAH. THE FINALS DAYS WERE ANARCHY AND 77 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:34,841 CHAOS AS OPPOSED TO THE EARLY DAYS OF OMAROSA AND SCARAMUCCI 78 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,209 THAT WERE A WELL-OILED MACHINE, I GUESS. 79 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,446 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, TRUMP 80 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,715 SAID WHOEVER LEAKED THE STORY ABOUT HIM HIDING IN THE 81 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,316 WHITE HOUSE BUNKER DURING LAST SUMMER'S PROTEST SHOULD BE 82 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,953 EXECUTED. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 83 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,556 IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, HE DIDN'T WANT TO STAY IN THAT BUNKER, BUT 84 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,458 ONCE HE WENT DOWN ALL THOSE STAIRS, THERE'S NO WAY HE'S 85 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,961 GOING BACK UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,730 "WE'LL TAKE ALL THE MEETINGS FROM DOWN HERE. 87 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,532 GET ME THREE BUCKETS, STAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:02,369 JUST THROW A NUGGET DOWN THE STAIRS." 89 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,405 SOME CONTROVERSY HERE. THE STATE OF TENNESSEE IS MAKING 90 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:09,576 NEWS AFTER THEY DECIDED TO STOP PROMOTING VACCINES FOR KIDS FOR 91 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:13,246 ANY DISEASES, INCLUDING COVID. IT'S PRETTY SURPRISING. 92 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,315 AND IT MIGHT EXPLAIN SOME OF THEIR NEW STATE MOTTOS. 93 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,351 TAKE A LOOK. HERE'S "TENNESSEE, COME FOR THE 94 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,486 MUSIC, STAY FOR THE POLIO." [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,088 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. 96 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,356 >> Jimmy: THAT EXPLAINS IT. >> Steve: THAT'S THEIR MOTTO. 97 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,492 >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE -- "TENNESSEE, NINE LETTERS, JUST 98 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,494 LIKE HEPATITIS." [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,497 >> Steve: I GOT TO SEE -- >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, 100 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,532 "TENNESSEE, THE ONLY MEDICINE KIDS NEED IS JACK DANIELS." 101 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:39,472 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 102 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,875 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. ON LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "THE 103 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,143 REAL HOUSEWIVE OF NEW YORK," ONE OF THE WOMAN -- I KNOW, THEY'RE 104 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,478 JUST AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,146 IT'S JUST MAGIC. RIGHT? 106 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,347 YEAH. ONE OF THE WOMEN FOUND AN 107 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,849 INNOVATIVE WAY TO DRINK WINE. WATCH THIS. 108 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,151 >> I NEVER SAID ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HER. 109 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,219 >> OKAY -- >> OUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T 110 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,522 TOTALLY GENUINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,825 NOT GENUINE, COMPLICATED. COMPLICATED. 112 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,194 >> PHONY. >> NO, I LIKE -- 113 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,698 >> NO, PHONY. >> LET ME SAY WHAT I WANT TO 114 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,300 SAY. PHONY. 115 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:12,472 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW, MILLIONS OF 116 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,239 AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "WAIT, WAIT. 117 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:14,708 YOU CAN DO THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,776 THAT WOULD HAVE CHANGED EVERYTHING. 119 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,446 OH, MY GOSH." EVEN JESUS WAS LIKE, "WELL, DO 120 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:24,084 THAT WINE MIRACLE THING AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:28,254 YOU CAN DRINK TO THAT?" I KNOW IT'S NOT A COMPETITION 122 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:31,358 SHOW, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SHE JUST WON "REAL HOUSEWIVES." 123 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,259 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS -- I HEARD ABOUT A 124 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:38,131 HOSPITAL IN TEXAS THAT HAD TWO BABY BOOMS IN A ROW, DELIVERING 125 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,201 107 BABIES IN JUST 91 HOURS. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 126 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,802 IT WAS CRAZY. THE MATERNITY WARD WAS LIKE A 127 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,637 PITCHING MACHINE AT A BATTING CAGE. 128 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:53,646 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, 107 DELIVERIES IN JUST 129 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:54,748 91 HOURS, THAT'S NOT A HOSPITAL. THAT'S A DOMINOS. 130 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:59,819 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, IT'S HARD TO 131 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:02,355 BELIEVE, BUT IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE WE ALL GOT ON ZOOM. 132 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,624 AND YET SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING THE HANG OF IT, EVEN 133 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,227 PEOPLE ON TV. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 134 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,429 IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "GREATEST MOMENTS 135 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,164 IN ZOOM HISTORY." ENJOY. 136 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:15,435 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 137 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,505 >> OKAY, LET'S CALL JACKIE. >> HERE WE GO. 138 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:21,574 >> HI, JACKIE. HOW ARE YOU? 139 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,276 >> HI. >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 140 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,778 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE YOU ARE. 141 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,413 >> FLIP IT THE OTHER WAY. >> JUST ONE MORE FLIP. 142 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,614 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE MORE. 143 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,315 ONE MORE. >> ONE MORE FLIP. 144 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,151 >> JUST HALF A FLIP. >> FREEZE. 145 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,452 >> THERE YOU GO. >> IT'S THE MOST UNIVERSAL WAY 146 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,721 FOR ALL OF US TO STAY ACTIVE. HOW YOU DOING THERE MATT TITUS? 147 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:43,163 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THOSE 148 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,533 PROTECTIONS IN PLACE FOR EVERYBODY. 149 00:07:46,533 --> 00:08:02,649 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK I -- DID I LOSE YOU? 150 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:15,161 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 151 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,732 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, I SAW THAT U.S. CUSTOMS OFFICERS RECENTLY 152 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:22,502 SEIZED 489 GRAMS OF METH THAT WAS BEING SMUGGLED IN PEANUTS. 153 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,339 HERE'S A PHOTO. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 154 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,440 WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE A BASEBALL GAME EXCITING. 155 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,643 [ LAUGHTER ] POLICE DON'T HAVE A LEAD YET, 156 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,179 BUT THEY DID FIND SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ON THE PLANTER'S 157 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,515 INSTAGRAM PAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,517 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS. 159 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:42,455 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 160 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:54,668 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 161 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:58,705 >> Jimmy: OH. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 162 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,775 TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE MOVIE "SPACE 163 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,044 JAM: A NEW LEGACY." DON CHEADLE IS HERE. 164 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:11,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "SPACE JAM" -- 165 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,752 PLUS JOINING US IN STUDIO, GOSH, SHE IS SO TALENTED. 166 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,922 SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE STARS IN THE NEW 167 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,558 APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "SCHMIGADOON!" 168 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,729 CECILY STRONG IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 169 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,733 LOVE CECILY STRONG. AND THEIR CD SINGLE "BUTTER" IS 170 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:31,104 OUT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 171 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,440 IT IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE COUNTRY, AND THEY'RE PERFORMING 172 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,076 IT TONIGHT. BTS IS HERE! 173 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:45,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HEY, GUYS, AS I MENTIONED 174 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,455 EARLIER IN THE WEEK, TONIGHT WE ARE KICKING OFF OUR ANNUAL 175 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,757 "TONIGHT SHOW" BOOK CLUB SUMMER READS. 176 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,460 VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 177 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,062 I PICKED OUT SIX BOOKS. >> Steve: SIX. 178 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,332 >> Jimmy: AND I'M GOING TO READ ONE OF THEM. 179 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,367 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOW? 180 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,135 >> Jimmy: NO, BUT I'VE -- I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE. 181 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,204 THEY ALL LOOK GOOD. I KNOW ABOUT THEM. 182 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,839 I'VE DONE RESEARCH ON ALL OF THEM. 183 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,974 I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT EACH ONE, AND THEN YOU GUYS ARE GOING 184 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,443 TO VOTE ON WHICH BOOK SHOULD BE THIS YEAR'S SUMMER READ, AND WE 185 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,980 CAN ALL READ IT TOGETHER. >> Steve: AH. 186 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,183 >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S TIME TO REVEAL THE BOOKS. 187 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:17,884 HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT. 188 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:20,854 HERE'S OUR FIRST BOOK RIGHT HERE. 189 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,988 [ LAUGHTER ] "PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION." 190 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,890 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE COVER, 191 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,625 RIGHT? YOU LIKE THE COVER. 192 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,894 THAT'S BY EMILY HENRY. THIS IS A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST 193 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,663 SELLING AUTHOR. IT'S A FUN ROMANCE. 194 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,565 >> Steve: ROMANCE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ROMANCE. 195 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,967 SO HERE'S THE DEAL WITH THIS ONE. 196 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,536 IT'S ABOUT TWO FRIENDS, POPPY AND HER BEST FRIEND ALEX. 197 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,406 ALL RIGHT? MAN AND WOMAN. 198 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,975 THEY GO ON VACATION TOGETHER EVERY YEAR EXCEPT LAST YEAR. 199 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,777 THERE WAS SOME DRAMA. SO THEY DIDN'T GO. 200 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,012 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DIDN'T GO ON VACATION. 201 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,013 >> Steve: COVID? [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,581 >> Jimmy: BUT NOW THEY WANT TO GO ON VACATION. 203 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,716 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, IT WASN'T THE -- 204 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:54,554 DIFFERENT DRAMA. NOW THEY WANT TO GO ON VACATION 205 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:58,491 ONE LAST TIME TO FIX EVERYTHING. BUT THEN THE QUESTION IS BROUGHT 206 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,560 UP, CAN MEN AND WOMEN EVER BE JUST FRIENDS? 207 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,829 >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 208 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,198 I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,701 >> Jimmy: IT'S A "HARRY MET SALLY" TYPE OF THING. 210 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,601 EMILY HENRY, "PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION." 211 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:13,506 THAT'S BOOK ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 212 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,643 ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS ONE? "RAZOR BLADE TEARS." 213 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:21,614 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: BY S.A. COSBY. 214 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,618 HIS LAST ALBUM "BLACK TOP WASTELAND" WON "L.A. TIMES" BOOK 215 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:29,622 AWARD FOR BEST MYSTERY. A GOOD SUMMER READ, YOU WANT A 216 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,827 MURDER MYSTERY. SO THIS IS A MURDER MYSTERY. 217 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:41,101 TAKES PLACE IN THE SOUTH. IT'S ABOUT TWO EX-CONVICTS. 218 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,268 THEIR SONS ARE MURDERED, BUT THE LOCAL COPS WON'T DO ANYTHING 219 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:42,869 ABOUT IT. >> Steve: OOH. 220 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,104 >> Jimmy: SO NOW THEY HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN 221 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:44,738 HANDS. STORY OF RETRIBUTION AND 222 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,638 REDEMPTION. >> Steve: THIS ALEX AND POPPY? 223 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,473 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, ALEX AND 224 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,508 POPPY -- NO, THIS TWO EX-CONVICTS IN THIS ONE. 225 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,878 AGAIN, I HAVE NOT READ THEM. ALEX AND POPPY -- THEY COULD BE 226 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,482 THE EX-CONVICTS, BUT IT'S NOT IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK. 227 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,117 >> Steve: "RAZOR BLADE TEARS." >> Jimmy: "RAZOR BLADE TEARS," 228 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,388 THAT'S YOU'RE YOUR MYSTERY. THAT'S YOUR SECOND CHOICE. 229 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:09,596 ALL RIGHT HERE'S ONE. READY FOR THIS ONE? 230 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:15,969 "ONE LAST STOP," CASEY McQUISTON. 231 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,537 ANY GUESSES WHAT THIS IS ABOUT BY THE COVER? 232 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,807 >> Steve: I THINK IT'S ABOUT SOMEONE GOES TO PURPLEVILLE, AND 233 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:24,377 THERE'S A STOP ON THE TRAIN, BUT THEY HAVE TO STOP ONE LAST TIME. 234 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,245 BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE RESTROOM. 235 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,649 [ LAUGHTER ] CLOSE? 236 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,151 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU HAVE ANY GUESSES WHAT THIS BOOKS ABOUT 237 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,853 BASED ON THE COVER? >> Tariq: UM, I'M GOING TO 238 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:39,459 GUESS -- OKAY, SOMEBODY HOPS ON A FLIGHT. 239 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,329 THE PLANE IS REDIRECTED BECAUSE THE FUEL ISSUES. 240 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,632 THEY HAVE TO LAND IN SOME REMOTE AREA TO REFUEL. 241 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,100 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING THAT FROM THIS COVER? 242 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,834 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH. 243 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:52,005 >> Tariq: YEAH. >> Steve: AND THERE'S SOMETHING 244 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,474 WRONG WITH THE JET FUEL. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S A SUBWAY 245 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,809 TRAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,511 >> Steve: OH, SUBWAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A SUBWAY TRAIN. 247 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,548 ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? SO, CASEY -- 248 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,584 [ LAUGHTER ] CASEY McQUISTON, "NEW YORK 249 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,820 TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR. THIS IS ANOTHER ROMANCE. 250 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,457 >> Steve: OOH, ROMANCE. PEOPLE -- IT'S THE SUMMERTIME, 251 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,126 YOU WANT THE MURDER MYSTERY, OR YOU WANT THE LOVE AND ROMANCE. 252 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,161 SO, GIRL GIVES UP ON LOVE. >> Steve: ON LIFE? 253 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,096 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, ON LOVE. 254 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,665 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I THOUGHT THE 255 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,699 CONVICTS -- GIVE 'EM LOVE. 256 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,602 LOVE. >> Jimmy: GIVES UP ON LOVE. 257 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,471 MOVES TO NEW YORK CITY TO BE ALONE. 258 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,708 SO SHE MEETS A PRETTY GIRL ON THE SUBWAY. 259 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,677 EXCEPT THE GIRL ON THE SUBWAY IS TRAPPED IN A TIME WARP. 260 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:35,081 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, DAMN, THAT MAKES 261 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,316 IT. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE A 262 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,517 MAGICAL BOOK. >> Steve: YEAH. 263 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,652 I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: SHE'S TRAPPED IN THE 264 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,188 1970s. >> Steve: OH, A LOT OF PEOPLE -- 265 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,458 >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO GET HER OUT OF THE '70s. 266 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,793 THE GIRL IS IN THE '70s, BUT THEN AS SHE'S TRYING TO GET HER 267 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,994 OUT OF THE TIME WARP -- >> Steve: DOES SHE GET SUCKED IN 268 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,662 TO THE 70s? >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S A LITTLE 269 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,631 SPARK, A LITTLE ROMANCE. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 270 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,133 >> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: JUST SAYING -- WHAT DO 271 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,567 YOU WANT TO DO? YOU CAN SAVE ME. 272 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,236 >> Steve: OR COME WITH ME TO THE -- 273 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,237 >> Jimmy: COME WITH ME, LIVE WITH ME IN THE '70s. 274 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,405 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,473 THIS COULD GO ANYWHERE. IT'S A SUMMER READ. 276 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,542 SITTING ON THE BEACH READING THIS THING. 277 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,578 YOU KNOW HOW COOL YOU LOOK? >> Steve: YEAH, TOTALLY COOL. 278 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,081 OH, MAN, YOU'RE COOL. >> Jimmy: THANKS. 279 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:08,915 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY, YOU'E COOL. 280 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:09,683 >> Jimmy: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 281 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,686 >> Steve: HEY, YOU READING "ONE LAST STOP?" 282 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:18,058 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AM. >> Steve: YOU'RE COOL. 283 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,260 I'VE RUN OUT OF JET FUEL. [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,327 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT THAT'S -- THAT'S A DIFFERENT 285 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,763 BOOK. >> Steve: '70s. 286 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,465 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO, THAT'S THAT BOOK, "ONE LAST 287 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:25,965 STOP." HERE WE GO. 288 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,336 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT ONE GOT APPLAUSE. 289 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:33,173 >> Steve: YEAH, THAT DID. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS "CRYING IN 290 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,809 H MART." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 291 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,712 THIS ONE IS BY MICHELLE ZAUNER. I LOVE H MART. 292 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,981 SHOUT TO H MARTS OUT THERE. >> Steve: WHAT'S H MART? 293 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,084 >> Jimmy: H MART IS LIKE -- >> Steve: LIKE K-MART BUT A 294 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:44,984 LITTLE BIT BETTER? >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE 295 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,220 KOREAN -- [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,555 IT'S LIKE AN ASIAN GROCERY STORE. 297 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:53,093 >> Steve: OH, OKAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 298 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,095 AM I RIGHT? >> Audience: YES. 299 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,531 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO, MICHELLE ZAUNER, YOU KNOW HER AS 300 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,301 MUSICIAN JAPANESE BREAKFAST. >> Steve: OH. 301 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,137 >> Jimmy: SO IT'S A MEMOIR. IT'S FUNNY, HEARTWARMING. 302 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,507 IT'S ABOUT GROWING ASIAN-AMERICAN IN THE U.S. 303 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,775 AND ABOUT HOW HER MOM WOULD ALWAYS TEACH HER ABOUT KOREAN 304 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,177 CULTURE. AND THEN AFTER HER MOM PASSED 305 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,279 AWAY, HOW THE THINGS HER MOM TAUGHT HER HELPED SHAPE WHO SHE 306 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,448 IS TODAY. >> Steve: OH, THAT GOT ME. 307 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,051 THAT GOT ME. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, THAT GOT YOU 308 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,152 RIGHT THERE. >> Steve: OH, THAT GOT ME. 309 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,186 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BOOK. 310 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,623 YEAH, "CRYING IN H MART." THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 311 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,527 THAT'S ONE OF THE CHOICES, YOO. [ APPLAUSE ] 312 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,762 >> Steve: I LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: NOW I FEEL LIKE -- 313 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,064 THAT GOT APPLAUSE AS WELL. >> Steve: TWO OF THEM. 314 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,768 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE FINAL REVIVAL OF OPAL AND 315 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:40,173 NEV," BY DAWNIE WALTON. OKAY, THIS IS HER DEBUT NOVEL. 316 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,509 OKAY, THIS ABOUT A '70s ROCK DUO, OPAL AND NEV. 317 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,945 OPAL IS AFRO PUNK QUEEN FROM DETROIT. 318 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,481 NEV IS A QUIRKY BRITISH SONG WRITER. 319 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,517 THEY MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER, BUT A LITTLE SCANDAL. 320 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,220 >> Steve: IN THE '70s? >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT. 321 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,422 AND NOW PEOPLE WANT THEM TO REUNITE, BUT THEN SOMETHING GETS 322 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524 UNCOVERED. A DARK SECRET -- 323 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,793 >> Steve: THAT SHE'S STUCK IN THE '70s. 324 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,094 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SET IN THE 325 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:01,895 '70s. >> Steve: OH, YEAH, SET IN HE 326 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,464 '70s. [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,732 >> Jimmy: THEY UNCOVER THE DARK SECRET AT THE CENTER OF THEIR 328 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,533 FAME. SOMETHING WENT DOWN. 329 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,034 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SO, MAYBE THEY 330 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,737 SHOULDN'T COME BACK TOGETHER. >> Steve: SOME DARK SECRET. 331 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:14,774 >> Jimmy: YEAH. "THE FINAL REVIVAL OF OPAL AND 332 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,675 NEV." THERE YOU GO. 333 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,077 BY DAWNIEX WALTON. THAT'S THE ANOTHER ONE. 334 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,612 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: NUMBER FIVE. 335 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,581 OKAY. THAT'S FIVE, THIS IS THE LAST 336 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,583 ONE? >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE LAST ONE 337 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,217 HERE. USUALLY WE DO FIVE. 338 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,185 >> Steve: YOU THREW ANOTHER ONE IN JUST FOR -- 339 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,119 >> Jimmy: OR MAYBE I THREW ONE OF THESE IN. 340 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,622 >> Steve: WE DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING. 341 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,824 I DIDN'T READ ANY OF THESE. >> Steve: YOU DIDN'T READ ANY OF 342 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,324 THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,493 >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE LAST ONE. THIS IS CALLED "THE PLOT." 344 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,795 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: BY 345 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,632 JEAN HANFF KORELITZ. NOW, THIS AUTHOR -- 346 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,435 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE AUTHOR OF THE 347 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,204 BOOK, THEY DID "THE UNDOING," ON HBO. 348 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,540 NICOLE KIDMAN. HUGH GRANT. 349 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,076 YEAH, YEAH, SO WE'RE DEALING WITH THAT TYPE OF CALIBER. 350 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:50,810 THESE ARE ALL HIGH CALIBER MATERIAL. 351 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,645 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 352 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:57,450 BUT HERE IS THE SUSPENSE BOOK. WAIT FOR IT. 353 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:01,621 [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE PLOT? 354 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,456 >> Steve: I'D LOVE THE PLOT OF "THE PLOT." 355 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,659 I THOUGHT IT WAS "THE PILOT. I THOUGHT IT SAID "THE PILOT." 356 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:10,463 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT JET FUEL. [ LAUGHTER ] 357 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,398 >> Jimmy: NONE OF THESE ARE ABOUT JET FUEL. 358 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,499 OR ON A PLANE OR ANYTHING. >> Steve: TARIQ SAID THEY'RE 359 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,500 ABOUT JET FUEL. >> Jimmy: NO, NONE OF THESE ARE 360 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,068 ABOUT -- >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. 361 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,436 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS? 362 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,506 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: JAKE IS AN ENGLISH 363 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,140 TEACHER. >> Steve: MM-HMM. 364 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:24,577 >> Jimmy: TEACHING A CLASS ON HOW TO WRITE A BOOK. 365 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,178 >> Steve: OKAY. LOVE IT. 366 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,515 >> Jimmy: ONE STUDENT HAS A GREAT STORY. 367 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,184 DOESN'T REALLY NEED THE TEACHER'S HELP. 368 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,118 I MADE THAT PART UP. >> Steve: RIGHT, RIGHT. 369 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,621 [ LAUGHTER ] MAY OR MAY NOT BE -- 370 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:37,090 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE A GREAT STORY. 371 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,492 THE STUDENT DIES. WHAT DOES THE TEACHER DO? 372 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,560 >> Steve: OH, NO. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE TEACHER 373 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,762 DO? WHAT DID YOU DO? 374 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,198 WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU -- 375 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:50,603 TELL THE CLASS WHAT YOU DID. THE TEACHER STEALS THE PLOT. 376 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,374 PUBLISHES HIS OWN BOOK AND BECOMES FAMOUS. 377 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:59,279 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: THEN ONE DAY, YEARS 378 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,315 LATER, HE GETS AN ANONYMOUS EMAIL. 379 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:07,454 SUBJECT: YOU ARE A THIEF. [ AUDIENCE OOHs ] 380 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,255 >> Steve: SNAP. >> Jimmy: "THE PLOT." 381 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,390 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE -- 382 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:15,495 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S YOUR BOOKS. 383 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:20,300 THAT'S YOUR BOOKS RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THAT. 384 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,634 ONE OF THOSE -- THIS IS -- YEAH. NO FAVORITES. 385 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,636 I'M GOING TO MIX THEM UP. >> Steve: YEAH. 386 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:28,041 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ** 387 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:28,942 >> Steve: GOT IT. >> Jimmy: NO FAVORITES. 388 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,276 I CAN'T GO ONE IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. 389 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:41,921 ** >> Steve: WE'RE VOTING NOW? 390 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,790 >> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE NOT VOTING NOW. 391 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,526 >> Steve: OH, LIKE "PRICE IS RIGHT." 392 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,828 >> Jimmy: "PRICE IS RIGHT." "OPAL AND NEV." 393 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "THE PLOT." 394 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,134 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "RAZOR BLADE TEARS." 395 00:18:54,134 --> 00:19:01,374 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION." 396 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,177 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "CRYING IN H MART," [ CHEERS AND 397 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:09,315 APPLAUSE ] OR "ONE LAST STOP." 398 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,252 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 399 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:17,257 IF YOU GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/SUMMERREADS, YOU 400 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,559 CAN VOTE ON WHICH OF THESE BOOKS SHOULD BE THIS YEAR'S SUMMER 401 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,761 READ. VOTING ENDS THIS SUNDAY NIGHT. 402 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,230 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND WE'LL BE REVEALING 403 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,398 THE WINNER ON MONDAY'S SHOW, AND THEN WE'LL START READING 404 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,599 TOGETHER. FUN. 405 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 406 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,902 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK. 407 00:19:28,902 --> 00:20:02,469 COME ON BACK. ** 408 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,971 >> I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING, CHARLES. 409 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:09,442 >> Jimmy: AS HAVE I, VANNESSA. THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN MAGICAL. 410 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,712 I CAN'T THINK OF SINGLE THINK THAT WOULD IMPROVE IT. 411 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:27,027 >> NOT EVEN A DANCE? ** 412 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:30,030 * I KNOW I STAND IN LINE UNTIL YOU THINK YOU HAVE 413 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:35,168 THE TIME TO SPEND AN EVENING WITH ME * 414 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,937 * AND IF WE GO SOME PLACE TO DANCE 415 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,040 I KNOW THAT THERE'S A CHANCE YOU * 416 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:46,012 * WON'T BE LEAVING WITH ME THEN AFTERWARDS WE 417 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,715 DROP INTO A QUIET LITTLE PLACE AND HAVE * 418 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:54,554 * A DRINK OR TWO AND THEN I GO AND 419 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,856 SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE * 420 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,225 >> I LOVE STEALING FROM THE POST OFFICE. 421 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,895 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, WHAT? 422 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,797 >> WELL, I DON'T STEAL ANYTHING CRAZY. 423 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,499 YOU KNOW, JUST ENVELOPES AND STAMPS AND THE PENS THAT ARE 424 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,436 CHAINED AT THE TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 425 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,537 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THOSE THINGS. 426 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,871 >> OH, NO, IT'S FINE. THEY'RE FREE IF YOU'RE STRONG 427 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,773 ENOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,977 >> Jimmy: GEEZ. >> OH, I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING, 429 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,647 HAVEN'T I? OH, STUPID VANESSA, ALWAYS GOING 430 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,749 AND SAYING THE WRONG THING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S FINE. 431 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,484 YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHEN I'M AROUND YOU 432 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:29,255 EITHER. * I PRACTICE EVERY DAY 433 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,092 TO FIND SOME CLEVER LINES TO SAY TO MAKE 434 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:37,097 THE MEANING COME TRUE * * BUT THEN I THINK 435 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:40,600 I'LL WAIT UNTIL THE EVENING GETS LATE 436 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:45,772 AND I'M ALONE WITH YOU * * THE TIME IS RIGHT 437 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,941 YOUR PERFUME FILLS MY HEAD, THE STARS GET RED 438 00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:53,113 AND OH, THE * * NIGHT'S SO BLUE 439 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,782 AND THEN I GO AND SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYING 440 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,251 SOMETHING STUPID LIKE * >> I THINK THE PROPERTY BROTHERS 441 00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,953 SHOULD HOOK UP ALREADY. [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:01,488 >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> I MEAN, HOW MANY SEASONS DO 443 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,392 WE HAVE TO WAIT? >> Jimmy: THEY'RE BROTHERS. 444 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,360 >> SEE, AND YOU GET IT. HE GETS IT. 445 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,063 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T GETS IT. 446 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,965 LOOK, I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SAY -- 447 00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:14,768 * BUT THEN I GO AND SPOIL IT ALL 448 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,070 BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE * 449 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,572 >> I LIKE SPEEDING SCHOOL ZONES. IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE. 450 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,908 >> Jimmy: NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,843 * BUT THEN I GO AND SPOIL IS ALL BY 452 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,845 SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE * 453 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,881 >> I ONCE HOOKED UP WITH THE GHOST OF MARTIN SHEEN. 454 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:30,083 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT EVEN DEAD. 455 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,551 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, THEN WHY DOES HE KEEP 456 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,654 CALLING ME BOO? >> Jimmy: JUST SAY EXACTLY WHAT 457 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,723 I SAY. * AND THEN I GO AND 458 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,258 SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYING 459 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:41,494 SOMETHING STUPID LIKE * * I LOVE YOU -- * 460 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,829 >> USING A GAS STATION PUMP TO LIGHT A MATCH. 461 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,865 >> Jimmy: NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,234 * LIKE I LOVE YOU -- * >> USAIN BOLT ISN'T ACTUALLY 463 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,602 FAST. IT'S ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS AND 464 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,237 PHOTOSHOP. >> Jimmy: NO. 465 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,240 [ LAUGHTER ] * LIKE I LOVE YOU -- * 466 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,010 >> UFO'S HAVE ABDUCTED ME SIX TIMES. 467 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:57,844 BUT TO BE HONEST, I'M KIND OF INTO IT. 468 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,612 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,881 IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. I THINK I'M GOING TO HEAD OUT. 470 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,882 >> WHAT? OH, WAIT. 471 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,219 PLEASE DON'T GO. I'M SORRY, CHARLES. 472 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,722 I JUST -- WHEN I LIKE SOMEONE I GET NERVOUS, AND WHEN I GET 473 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,691 NERVOUS I SAY DUMB THINGS. CAN'T WE TRY ONE MORE TIME? 474 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:16,563 PLEASE? >> Jimmy: I'D LIKE THAT. 475 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,099 * THE TIME IS RIGHT YOUR PERFUME FILLS MY HEAD 476 00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:24,838 THE STARS GET RED AND OH THE NIGHT'S SO BLUE * 477 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,973 * AND THEN I GO AND SPOIL IT ALL 478 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:30,510 BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE I LOVE YOU * 479 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:35,515 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WAIT, I'M SORRY. 480 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,584 YOU LOVE ME? OKAY. 481 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,918 THAT'S REALLY WEIRD THAT YOU SAID THAT. 482 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,553 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT, I JUST THOUGHT 483 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,356 THAT WE HAD A CONNECTION -- >> I MET YOU ON TINDER THREE 484 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:44,858 HOURS AGO. OKAY. 485 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,659 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 486 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,095 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY MESSED UP THAT YOU SAID THAT. 487 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,832 I'M GOING TO GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 488 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,168 >> Jimmy: YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN. >> HEY! 489 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,369 THAT GUY STOLE A POST OFFICE PEN! 490 00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:57,771 GET HIM! >> Jimmy: OH! 491 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:06,346 ** [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:07,514 >> Steve: STICK AROUND FOR MORE FROM THE 7th ANNUAL MACY'S 493 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,049 MARTIN SHEEN HALLOWEEN PARADE. HAPPY HALLOW-SHEEN. 494 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:27,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A 495 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,870 VERY TALENTED ACTOR. HE STARS IN "SPACE JAM: 496 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,706 A NEW LEGACY" WHICH HITS THEATERS AND HBO MAX THIS 497 00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:37,210 FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME DON CHEADLE. 498 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:37,911 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 499 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,379 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 500 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:42,782 THAT'S DON. DON'S A GOOD MAN. 501 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,719 COME ON, BUDDY. WELCOME BACK. 502 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:48,088 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING OUR 503 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:50,090 SHOW. AND I JUST WANT TO START OFF BY 504 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,560 SAYING CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY, 505 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,797 BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 506 00:24:57,797 --> 00:25:01,701 "FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER," IT ONLY TOOK YOU FIVE MINUTES OF 507 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,737 SCREEN TIME AND YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY. 508 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:06,773 THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE. THAT'S HOW REAL IT IS. 509 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:09,142 >> WELL, IT'S LIKE THAT CONCENTRATED ORANGE JUICE. 510 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:12,379 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST TAKE A TABLESPOON AND PUT IT IN WATER 511 00:25:12,379 --> 00:25:13,646 AND STIR IT AROUND. [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:17,817 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> AND IT'S CHEADLE. 513 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:20,687 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT "ARMOR WARS" 514 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,355 OR -- CAUSE THAT'S COMING OUT SOON. 515 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:27,227 I KNOW YOU CAN'T, BUT CAN YOU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 516 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:29,763 >> WELL, WE JUST ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S 517 00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:32,766 GOING TO BE, HOW TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO, YOU KNOW, PUT YOU IN IT, 518 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:35,335 WHICH I KNOW YOU KEEP TEXTING ME ABOUT. 519 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,569 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST WOULD LOVE TO BE -- I JUST WANT TO BE 520 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,905 IN THAT UNIVERSE. >> YES. 521 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,440 >> Jimmy: JUST THROW ME IN -- >> WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 522 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,942 STOP TEXTING ME, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ] 523 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,277 >> Jimmy: JUST THROW ME A LITTLE BONE, SOMETHING. 524 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:49,182 THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR. YOU KNOW, DON, I FOLLOW YOU ON 525 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:50,383 ALL THE SOCIALS AND I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE A GOOD FOLLOW, BY THE 526 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,818 WAY. DON CHEADLE, IF YOU WANT TO -- 527 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:57,223 YEAH. SO IN YOUR TWITTER BIO, YOU'RE 528 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:02,295 @DONCHEADLE, BUT YOUR NAME ABOVE THAT YOU CAN CHANGE. 529 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:04,297 YOU CHANGED IT TO DON" 'T ASK ME ANY GOOGLE QUESTIONS" CHEADLE. 530 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:07,434 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, "DON'T ASK ME ANY GOOGLE 531 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:10,303 QUESTIONS CHEADLE," WHAT IS A -- WHO ASKS YOU GOOGLE QUESTIONS? 532 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:16,042 >> EVERYBODY. A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER LIKE 533 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,212 TO ASK ME GOOGLE QUESTIONS. LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHY THAT MOVIE 534 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,515 THAT -- THAT YOU'RE IN? WHEN DOES IT COME OUT?" 535 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:25,552 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, "YOU CAN -- YOU CAN 536 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:28,655 FIND THAT OUT ON GOOGLE." [ LAUGHTER ] 537 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,523 >> Jimmy: DON'T MAKE ME GOOGLE, YEAH. 538 00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:36,062 >> PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GOOGLE. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO COME RIGHT 539 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:41,201 TO THE SOURCE. THEY GOT TO COME RIGHT TO 540 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:42,202 DON CHEADLE AND BE LIKE, "WHEN DOES IT COME OUT?" 541 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:42,635 >> YEAH. YEAH. 542 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,503 WELL, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DO 543 00:26:43,503 --> 00:26:44,771 THAT, AND I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT ALL OF 544 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,172 IT. I WILL TELL YOU THOUGH, 545 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:50,276 "NO SUDDEN MOVE," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT NOW ON HBO MAX STREAMING. 546 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,078 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT, WATCH DON CHEADLE. 547 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,279 IT'S A MASTER STROKE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 548 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,914 THAT'S MY MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 549 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,916 HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT. YOU CRUSHED IT. 550 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,252 >> THANK YOU MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT. 551 00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:02,522 AND I ALSO WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOUR MUSTACHE IN THAT AS WELL. 552 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:06,359 YOU ROCK A GOOD MUSTACHE. >> YEAH, APPRECIATE THAT. 553 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,796 I'VE BEEN GROWING FACIAL HAIR FOR, YOU KNOW, ON AND OFF FOR 554 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,064 SINCE I WAS 18 SO I FEEL LIKE -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 555 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,133 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> I FINALLY HIT THE SWEET SPOT, 556 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,734 YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 557 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:18,805 "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY." SO EXCITING. 558 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,807 YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG BASKETBALL FAN. 559 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,843 TO BE IN "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY," WHAT WAS THAT 560 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,345 LIKE WHEN YOU EVEN GOT THE CALL? DID LeBRON CALL YOU? 561 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,415 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO, LeBRON DIDN'T CALL ME 562 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:32,652 PERSONALLY. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE SINCE 563 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:36,222 LIKE -- YOU KNOW, DEVELOPED A GREAT FRIENDSHIP. 564 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:39,893 AND IT'S REALLY NICE TO HAVE A MOVIE DO SOMETHING BEYOND JUST 565 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:41,528 BE -- YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE IN. 566 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:44,597 WE MAKE THESE SATELLITE FAMILIES, AND OFTEN, YOU KNOW, 567 00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:46,433 WE DON'T SEE THESE PEOPLE AGAIN. BUT WE'VE KEPT IN TOUCH PRETTY 568 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:49,102 CONSISTENTLY. AND THAT'S BEEN COOL. 569 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,404 AND WE JUST SAW THE MOVIE. AND IT'S REALLY FUN. 570 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,740 I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIG IT A LOT. 571 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,876 IT WAS A VERY COOL EXPERIENCE. YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT YOU WOULD 572 00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,413 IMAGINE BEING IN THAT FANTASTICAL WORLD WITH ALL THOSE 573 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:01,648 ANIMATED CHARACTERS AND THEN YOU LOOK OVER AND THERE'S 574 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:02,482 KING JAMES. SO IT WAS, KIND OF, WILD. 575 00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:04,851 A LOT OF FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOUR CHARACTER 576 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,921 IS AL-G RHYTHM. >> CORRECT. 577 00:28:07,921 --> 00:28:11,391 >> Jimmy: IS IT FAIR TO SAY HE'S A VILLAIN? 578 00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,026 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE THROWING THESE WORDS AROUND, 579 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:16,029 VILLAIN, BAD GUY -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 580 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:19,632 >> MISANTHROPE, REALLY LIBERALLY, YOU KNOW? 581 00:28:19,632 --> 00:28:21,935 >> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. >> I THINK HE'S A -- HE'S A 582 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:25,405 MISUNDERSTOOD ALGORITHM. [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:26,606 >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT ANYONE'S EVER CALLED IT 584 00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:29,042 THAT. YEAH, IT'S A MISUNDERSTOOD 585 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:31,845 ALGORITHM, YEAH. I GUESS SO, YEAH. 586 00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:34,714 HE DOESN'T CONSIDER HIMSELF A VILLAIN. 587 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:35,915 >> WHAT -- WHAT VILLAINS DO? I MEAN, YOU'VE INTERVIEWED SOME 588 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,684 OF THEM. THEY RARELY DO. 589 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:42,722 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED BASKETBALL 590 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:46,059 WITH A BUNCH OF FAMOUS PEOPLE OVER THE YEARS. 591 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,827 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT SOME OF THEM. WHO IS SURPRISINGLY A DIRTY 592 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:53,833 PLAYER? >> I WON'T GO ALL THE WAY TO 593 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,870 DIRTY, BUT ADAM SANDLER DOES LIKE TO THROW HIS -- 594 00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:59,139 >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> GIRTH AROUND SOMEWHAT? 595 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,107 >> Jimmy: WHAT? SANDMAN? 596 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:05,578 >> YEAH. SANDMAN LIKES TO, LIKE, GET IN A 597 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:10,016 LOW POST AND, KIND OF -- YOU KNOW, KIND OF, BOOTY BACK, AND 598 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,151 BOUNCE, AND A LITTLE CHICKEN WING. 599 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:13,153 >> Jimmy: YEAH. CHICKEN WING. 600 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:14,688 >> HE'S OLD SCHOOL. HE'S OLD SCHOOL. 601 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:17,023 HE'S OLD SCHOOL WHEN THAT KIND OF STUFF WASN'T ILLEGAL. 602 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,825 YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS PLAYING WITH OBAMA LIKE, 604 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:25,799 PRESIDENT OBAMA? >> THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN. 605 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:29,302 IT WAS -- IT WAS GREAT. HE WAS NOT ON MY TEAM, SO I WAS 606 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:30,370 PLAYING AGAINST HIM, WHICH WAS -- WHICH WAS ALSO GOOD 607 00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:34,741 BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO BEAT HIM. 608 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:38,078 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THE PERSON ON MY TEAM THAT 609 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:40,714 WAS GUARDING HIM DIDN'T REALLY PUT IT ON HIM, KIND OF LIKE, YOU 610 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:41,848 WANT SOMEONE TO IN A BASKETBALL GAME. 611 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:45,618 I'M LIKE, "LOOK, I KNOW HE'S THE PRESIDENT AND I KNOW THE SECRET 612 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:48,254 SERVICE RIGHT THERE AND WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU IF YOU HURT 613 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:52,892 HIM, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY HARD. HE'S A COMPETITOR. 614 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,361 HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT EASY ON HIM, SO GUARD THIS 615 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:55,195 DUDE." AND HE JUST KEPT LETTING HIM GO 616 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,364 AROUND HIM. AND HE'S LIKE, HE'S THE 617 00:29:57,364 --> 00:29:58,398 PRESIDENT. AND I WAS LIKE, "LOOK, YOU WANT 618 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:00,233 ME TO TAKE HIM?" HE'S LIKE, "NO, I'LL TAKE HIM." 619 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,102 I'M LIKE, "THEN TAKE HIM." [ LAUGHTER ] 620 00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:09,843 SO HE WENT AROUND HIM ONE TIME, I SAID, "LOOK, FOUL HIM." 621 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,311 AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED AT ME AND HE SAID, "DID YOU JUST, SAY 622 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,812 FOUL HIM?'" [ LAUGHTER ] 623 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:16,149 I SAID, "YES, MR. PRESIDENT." I SAID, "FOUL HIM." 624 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,785 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU CALLED IT OUT. 625 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:20,387 FOUL THE PRESIDENT. YEAH, C'MON, PLAY BALL. 626 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:20,954 >> FOUL THIS DUDE. YES. 627 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,088 >> Jimmy: HE WOULD RESPECT YOU MORE IF YOU PLAYED. 628 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,658 >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 629 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:28,528 WELL, I'M PSYCHED ABOUT "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY." 630 00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:30,130 I'M SO HAPPY EVERYTIME WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW. 631 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:32,966 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DON CHEADLE AND 632 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,301 LeBRON JAMES IN "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY," OUT THIS FRIDAY. 633 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:38,705 TAKE A LOOK. >> WE'RE IN THE COMPUTER. 634 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:40,040 >> WE'RE IN THE COMPUTER? >> DAD. 635 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,907 >> YOU KNOW I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC. >> DAD. 636 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,542 >> HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? >> DAD. 637 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:44,310 >> WHERE'S THE ELEVATORS? HEY SIRI, CAN YOU LET US OUT OF 638 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,713 HERE, PLEASE? >> SIRI? 639 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:49,716 >> WHO'S GOES THERE? WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND 640 00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:56,189 POWERFUL AL-G? LOOK AT YOUR FACES. 641 00:30:56,189 --> 00:31:04,597 YOU WERE TERRIFIED! PRICELESS! 642 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:10,470 ** SEE? 643 00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:12,138 NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 644 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:15,075 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 645 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:19,612 DON CHEADLE, THE ONE AND ONLY. DON CHEADLE, "SPACE JAM: 646 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:22,716 A NEW LEGACY" IS IN THEATERS AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX STARTING 647 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,318 FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 648 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:43,903 CECILY STRONG. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY. 649 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:48,375 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED PERFORMER WHO YOU 650 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:52,379 KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." SHE ALSO STARS IN THE NEW SHOW 651 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:56,649 "SCHMIGADOON," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. 652 00:31:56,649 --> 00:32:00,053 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME BACK CECILY STRONG. 653 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:18,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 654 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,173 >> Jimmy: CECILY STRONG. THAT'S A -- 655 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:22,475 THAT'S A STANDING OVATION. >> OH, THAT'S SWEET. 656 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:24,310 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. COME ON. 657 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,845 >> HOW NICE. >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. 658 00:32:25,845 --> 00:32:27,714 I LOVE YOU TOO. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE 659 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:29,816 SHOW, BUT THANK YOU FOR DOING A SKETCH WITH US. 660 00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,951 >> OH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN. YOU KNOW I LOVE TO SING AND 661 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,486 DANCE WITH YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW. 662 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:37,290 WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN DOING IT. I GOT TO SAY THE EMMYS WERE 663 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,392 ANNOUNCED AND YOU GOT YOUR SECOND EMMY NOMINATION. 664 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,260 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 665 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,362 ** WELL DESERVED. 666 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:46,166 >> THANKS. IT WAS VERY NICE. 667 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:49,469 AND IT FEELS LIKE IT WAS A GOOD CELEBRATION, I GOT TO SHARE WITH 668 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,572 A LOT OF MY CAST MATES WHO WERE MAKING HISTORY. 669 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:53,573 I MEAN, AIDY, KENAN GOT THE DOUBLE -- 670 00:32:53,573 --> 00:32:54,908 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AIDY BRYANT AND 671 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:55,742 KENAN THOMPSON. THAT'S RIGHT. 672 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:57,210 >> AND BOWEN. >> Jimmy: AND BOWEN YANG. 673 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:58,712 >> FIRST TIME A FEATURE PLAYER -- 674 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:00,513 >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS WANT TO CALL YOU ON A SUNDAY. 675 00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,515 THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 676 00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:04,918 CAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE -- OR TEXT YOU AND SAY, "THAT WAS 677 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:06,286 THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE." 678 00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:07,287 >> I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME FAKE NUMBERS. 679 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,322 >> Jimmy: YES, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. 680 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:11,458 >> YEAH, FOR THAT PURPOSE.]E >> Jimmy: YOU AND DON CHEADLE. 681 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,626 YEAH, NO ONE GIVES ME THEIR REAL NUMBER. 682 00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,528 BUT YOU DO -- AND EVERY WEEK YOU TOP YOURSELF. 683 00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:17,630 AND YOU CRUSH IT EVERY WEEK. AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE LOVES 684 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,065 YOU. BUT DUDE, JEANINE PIRRO. 685 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S VERY FUN, AND SHE LOVES 686 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:24,070 ME THE MOST. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GOING INTO THE 687 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:28,508 GIANT BOX OF WINE -- >> YEAH. 688 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:30,643 >> Jimmy: SINGING "MY WAY" AND JUST WHIPPING WINE AT 689 00:33:30,643 --> 00:33:32,278 COLIN JOST -- >> WHY NOT? 690 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,080 COLIN LOVES IT MORE THAN ANYONE. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 691 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,648 IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? 692 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:38,084 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SO MUCH FUN THAT YOU'RE HAVING OUT THERE. 693 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,452 THAT'S THE SECRET TO THE WHOLE THING. 694 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:42,389 >> I MEAN, AND IT'S LIKE YOU CAN TELL THEM, "FINE, IF I'M GOING 695 00:33:42,389 --> 00:33:46,626 TO DO PIRRO AGAIN, I NEED TO --" "WELL, I BARFED WINE LAST TIME, 696 00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:48,294 SO I SHOULD GET IN A TUB OF WINE THIS TIME." 697 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,662 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL TOP YOURSELF. YOU KNOW, RICH IS LIKE, "OKAY, 698 00:33:49,662 --> 00:33:51,664 WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, RICH. 699 00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:53,500 >> YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 700 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,835 AND THEN I MEAN, EVEN LIKE THE SAFETY GUY AT SOME POINT SAID TO 701 00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:59,105 ME BEFOREHAND, HE WAS LIKE "OKAY, I'VE TESTED GETTING INTO 702 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,409 THE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE." AND I KEPT GOING, "WHY 703 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,411 GRAPEFRUIT JUICE? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?" 704 00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:07,080 I THINK IT WAS GRAPE JUICE. SO THAT WAS A WEIRD THING. 705 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,050 >> Jimmy: THAT'S STICKS IN YOUR HEAD? 706 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,217 >> ANYWAY, SO I WAS LIKE, "HAVE YOU BEEN THROWING GRAPEFRUIT 707 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,285 JUICE IN YOUR EYE?" AND HE KEPT SAYING, "DON'T OPEN 708 00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:13,353 YOUR EYES IN THE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. 709 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,455 IT STINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] 710 00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:16,856 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE DOING IN 711 00:34:16,856 --> 00:34:18,358 THIS?" >> Jimmy: YEAH. 712 00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:20,360 >> GET IN THE TUB -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 713 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,461 >> -- LIKE IT'S WATER? YEAH. 714 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,096 >> Jimmy: JUMPING IN AND DUNKING QUICK. 715 00:34:23,096 --> 00:34:25,365 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO THROW GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN YOUR 716 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:26,366 EYES. >> Jimmy: IT WAS A GOOD WARNING 717 00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:27,767 FROM HIM, BUT YOU CRUSHED IT EITHER WAY. 718 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,436 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON." 719 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:30,470 I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS. [ CHEERS ] 720 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:32,605 I KNEW IT GOING INTO PRODUCTION. I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS IS GONNA 721 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:34,374 BE --" YOU, KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY. 722 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,344 >> I LOVE IT SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THE PRODUCTION 723 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:40,213 ON THIS THING IS INSANITY. >> YES, YEAH. 724 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,082 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SET IT UP IN A COUPLE LINES OR WHAT IT'S ABOUT? 725 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:42,782 >> SURE, I THINK SO. I HOPE SO. 726 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:46,653 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IT'S A COUPLE THAT IS KIND OF 727 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:48,088 AT A STALE POINT IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 728 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,490 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> THEY'RE DOCTORS AND THEY GO 729 00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:52,525 ON A HIKE AS ONE DOES TO FIX IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 730 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:57,130 >> AND THEY GET LOST IN A TOWN THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A MUSICAL. 731 00:34:57,130 --> 00:35:00,367 AND THEY CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL THEY FIND TRUE LOVE, WHICH IS STRANGE 732 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:01,167 TO HEAR IF YOU THINK YOU'RE IN LOVE. 733 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:04,137 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 734 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,338 I LOVE THAT. THEY'RE STUCK IN THIS TOWN -- 735 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH. 736 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:10,610 >> Jimmy: AND BY THE WAY, SOME HEAVY HITTERS IN THIS, 737 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,312 ALAN CUMMING, KRISTIN CHENOWETH. >> YES. 738 00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:14,080 >> Jimmy: SHE -- HOW POWERFUL? >> SHE'S UNREAL. 739 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,484 I FEEL LIKE SHE MADE A QUOTABLE LINE OUT OF EVERY LINE SHE HAD. 740 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:20,053 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, YES 741 00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:21,321 YOU DO." JUST DOES -- AND I WAS LIKE, 742 00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:23,456 "WOW, THAT'S HOW -- YOU CAN YES, THANK YOU. 743 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:25,658 >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST POWERFUL. >> IT JUST -- "AHEM." 744 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:26,860 >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST A -- >> I GUESS NO ONE SAYS "AHEM." 745 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,828 >> Jimmy: NO ONE DOES "AHEM." >> THAT'S HOW IT'S WRITTEN, BUT 746 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,064 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT. [ CLEAR THROATS ] 747 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:33,333 >> AHEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 748 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,801 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 749 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,302 HERE'S CECILY STRONG IN "SCHMIGADOON." 750 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:40,807 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> SO, YOU HAVE A FELLER? 751 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:44,444 >> YES, I HAVE A FELLER. >> AND HE'S OKAY WITH YOU 752 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:50,283 WALKING ON YOUR OWN AT NIGHT, TALKING WITH STRANGE MEN? 753 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:52,485 >> WELL, HE'S -- WHAT'S THE QUESTION AGAIN? 754 00:35:52,485 --> 00:35:55,955 >> WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO FALL 755 00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:56,890 FOR YOU? >> WHAT? 756 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:59,192 NO. >> WELL, THEN WHY DO THOSE CRAZY 757 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:01,861 KIND OF THOUGHTS KEEP RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD? 758 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:02,862 >> I DON'T REALLY -- ** 759 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:06,266 >> WELL, YOU CAN FORGET IT. BECAUSE NO WOMAN IS GONNA TIE 760 00:36:06,266 --> 00:36:08,902 DANNY BAILEY DOWN NO HOW. >> SURE. 761 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:12,772 * WHEN A SQUIRREL WANTS ANOTHER SQUIRREL 762 00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:15,408 SHE DON'T BOTHER TO GET ATTACHED * 763 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:18,411 >> OH, I GET A PRIVATE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 764 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:19,245 >> Jimmy: COME ON! >> THAT WAS ME. 765 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,182 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT THERE. 766 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CECILY STRONG, EVERYBODY! 767 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 768 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:28,054 COME BACK WHENEVER, BUDDY. "SCHMIGADOON" IS STREAMING ON 769 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:30,123 APPLE TV PLUS THIS FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 770 00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:31,758 PERFORMANCE FROM BTS. STICK AROUND. 771 00:36:31,758 --> 00:36:33,626 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 772 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:53,213 ** >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE NUMBER 773 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:57,751 ONE SONG IN THE COUNTRY, "BUTTER," HERE IS BTS! 774 00:36:57,751 --> 00:37:13,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 775 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:17,170 * SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVER 776 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:19,939 GONNA POP LIKE TROUBLE BREAKING INTO YOUR HEART * 777 00:37:19,939 --> 00:37:23,777 * LIKE THAT OOH COOL SHADE STUNNER YEAH 778 00:37:23,777 --> 00:37:27,847 I OWE IT ALL TO MY MOTHER HOT LIKE SUMMER YEAH * 779 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:30,750 * I'M MAKING YOU SWEAT LIKE THAT BREAK IT DOWN 780 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,820 OOH WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I'LL MELT YOUR HEART * 781 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:37,957 * INTO TWO I GOT THAT SUPERSTAR GLOW 782 00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:40,260 SO OOH DO THE BOOGIE LIKE SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT * 783 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:44,764 * TO MY BEAT HIGH LIKE THE MOON 784 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:48,802 ROCK WITH ME BABY KNOW THAT I GOT THAT HEAT * 785 00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:52,138 * LET ME SHOW YOU CAUSE TALK IS CHEAP 786 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:54,874 SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT TO MY BEAT * 787 00:37:54,874 --> 00:37:58,545 * GET IT LET IT ROLL SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER 788 00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:02,749 PULL YOU IN LIKE NO OTHER DON'T NEED NO USHER TO * 789 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:07,454 * REMIND ME YOU GOT IT BAD AIN'T NO OTHER THAT CAN 790 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:11,491 SWEEP YOU UP LIKE A ROBBER STRAIGHT UP I GOT YA * 791 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:15,028 * MAKING YOU FALL LIKE THAT BREAK IT DOWN 792 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:17,030 OH WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I'LL MELT YOUR HEART * 793 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:21,401 * INTO TWO I GOT THAT SUPERSTAR GLOW SO 794 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,770 OOH DO THE BOOGIE LIKE SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT * 795 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:28,641 * TO MY BEAT HIGH LIKE THE MOON 796 00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:32,412 ROCK WITH ME BABY KNOW THAT I GOT THAT HEAT * 797 00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:35,949 * LET ME SHOW YOU CAUSE TALK IS CHEAP 798 00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:38,418 SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT TO MY BEAT * 799 00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:55,735 * GET IT LET IT ROLL GET IT LET IT ROLL 800 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:58,538 GET IT LET IT ROLL ICE ON MY WRIST * 801 00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:00,707 * I'M THE NICE GUY GOT THE RIGHT BODY 802 00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,776 AND THE RIGHT MIND ROLLING UP TO PARTY * 803 00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:05,045 * GOT THE RIGHT VIBE SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER 804 00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:07,247 HATE US LOVE US FRESH BOY PULL UP * 805 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:09,315 * AND WE LAY LOW ALL THE PLAYERS GET MOVING 806 00:39:09,315 --> 00:39:11,618 WHEN THE BASS LOW GOT ARMY RIGHT BEHIND US * 807 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:14,754 * WHEN WE SAY SO LET'S GO 808 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:17,924 SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT TO MY BEAT * 809 00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:20,627 * RIGHT-LEFT TO MY BEAT HIGH LIKE THE MOON 810 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:24,931 ROCK WITH ME BABY KNOW THAT I GOT THAT HEAT * 811 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:28,168 * LET ME SHOW YOU CAUSE TALK IS CHEAP 812 00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:30,236 YOU KNOW THAT TALK IS CHEAP SIDE STEP RIGHT-LEFT * 813 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,838 * TO MY BEAT GET IT LET IT ROLL 814 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:34,574 SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER COOL SHADE STUNNER * 815 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:36,509 * AND YOU KNOW WE DON'T STOP HOT LIKE SUMMER 816 00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:40,847 AIN'T NO BUMMER YOU'LL BE LIKE * 817 00:39:40,847 --> 00:39:42,949 WE GON' MAKE YOU ROCK AND YOU SAY YEAH 818 00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:44,851 WE GON' MAKE YOU BOUNCE * * AND YOU SAY YEAH 819 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:45,952 HOTTER SWEETER 820 00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:47,687 COOLER * * BUTTER 821 00:39:47,687 --> 00:39:49,422 GET IT LET IT ROLL * 822 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:52,392 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 823 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,795 >>> BTS! THE "BUTTER" CD SINGLE IS OUT 824 00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:57,397 RIGHT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. 825 00:39:57,397 --> 00:40:17,283 COME ON! >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 826 00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:19,786 NIGHT. MARK WAHLBERG AND MARK HAMILL 827 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:21,855 WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 828 00:40:21,855 --> 00:40:24,157 AND WE HAVE GREAT NEW MUSIC FROM JOHN MAYER. 829 00:40:24,157 --> 00:40:28,228 MY THANKS TO DON CHEADLE, CECILY STRONG, BTS ONCE AGAIN. 830 00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:32,866 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 831 00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:35,568 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 832 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,370 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS." 833 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,039 GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! THANK YOU. 834 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:39,039 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]