>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS --
TOM HIDDLESTON, TIG NOTARO,
MUSICAL GUESTS GOLDLINK FEATURING FLO MILLI,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW.
>> Questlove: 1488. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
GOOD TO SEE YOU. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT THERE. OH, MY GOODNESS!
THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE. WELCOME.
OH, I LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WOW, THAT FEELS GOOD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THAT SOUND IS SO GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
MAN, THAT SOUND SOUNDS SO GOOD, RIGHT?
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY BILLIONAIRE
RICHARD BRANSON WENT TO SPACE ON ONE OF HIS VIRGIN GALACTIC
ROCKETS. BRANSON'S TRIP TO SPACE ONLY
LASTED ABOUT FOUR MINUTES, WHICH IS HONESTLY PRETTY GOOD FOR A
VIRGIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT. VIRGIN GALACTIC MADE HISTORY BY
LAUNCHING THE FIRST GOATEE INTO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES
WHEN IT'S SAFER FLYING TO SPACE THAN GOING ON A CARNIVAL CRUISE,
DON'T YOU THINK? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, BRANSON WENT WITH TWO PILOTS AND THREE OF HIS
EMPLOYEES. SO IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD
RIDING AN ELEVATOR WITH YOUR BOSS, TRY GOING TO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE FLIGHT WENT
MORE THAN 50 MILES HIGH TO THE EDGE OF SPACE.
SOUTHWEST HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "BIG DEAL, WE DID THAT LAST WEEK
WHEN ONE OF OUR PILOTS FELL ASLEEP."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND LOOK TO YOUR LEFT YOU CAN
SEE THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY I GOT A LITTLE CHOKED UP WATCHING BRANSON'S FLIGHT.
IT ALWAYS WARMS MY HEART TO SEE BILLIONAIRES ACHIEVE THEIR
DREAMS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HE BOUGHT A PLANET!
HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BUY ONE AND
HE BOUGHT ONE, BOUGHT A PLANET. BUT I WAS HAPPY FOR HIM, THOUGH.
NORMALLY WHEN A BILLIONAIRE FLIES AWAY FASTER THAN THE SPEED
OF SOUND, IT'S BECAUSE THEY JUST GOT LINKED TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
SO YOU KNOW -- [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
>> Steve: WHAT? WOW.
>> Jimmy: ISN'T LIVE COMEDY FUN? ISN'T IT GREAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
IT WAS A PRETTY COOL MOMENT. I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED BY THAT
ONE PART, THOUGH. DID YOU SEE THIS?
WATCH THIS. >> THREE, TWO, ONE.
RELEASE, RELEASE, RELEASE. IGNITION.
GOOD ROCKET MOTOR BURN. EVERYTHING'S LOOKING REALLY GOOD
IN SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JUST A LITTLE -- >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. >> Steve: NO NEED.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, BRANSON BEAT JEFF BEZOS TO SPACE.
THAT'S WHY BRANSON GOT HOME AND FOUND A LITTLE FLAMING AMAZON
PACKAGE ON HIS FRONT PORCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
"EW, WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME POLITICAL NEWS.
YESTERDAY IN DALLAS, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH AT
CPAC, WHERE HE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T CHANGE AFTER BEING
IMPEACHED TWICE, BUT ACTUALLY BECAME WORSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD, HE'S BECOMING
SELF-AWARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR TRUMP IN
2024. "YEP, I'M EVEN WORSE."
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THE CROWD AT CPAC WAS LIKE,
I SAW THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA JUST RELEASED HIS ANNUAL SUMMER
READING LIST. AND NOT TO BE OUTDONE, PRESIDENT
BIDEN RELEASED HIS OWN RECOMMENDATIONS.
HERE, CHECK THESE OUT. OBAMA RECOMMENDS "THE SWEETNESS
OF WATER" BY NATHAN HARRIS. WHILE BIDEN RECOMMENDS "THE
CRICK BY OL' MARY WALTERS' BARN" BY GIL LEE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: CRICK.
>> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE AN OLDER BOOK, BUT WHATEVER.
>> Steve: AND OLDER BOOK. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CHECK OUT HERE ANOTHER ONE.
OBAMA RECOMMENDS "EMPIRE OF PAIN" BY PATRICK RADDEN KEEFE.
WHILE BIDEN RECOMMENDS AN OWNER'S MANUAL FOR A '74 PONTIAC
FIREBIRD HE FOUND AT THE BACK OF A BARGAIN BIN AT TWO-TOW HUTCH'S
ANTIQUE DEPOT IN FAIRBORN, OHIO. >> Steve: TWO-TOW.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, OBAMA RECOMMENDS "INTIMACIES" BY
KATIE KITAMURA. WHILE BIDEN RECOMMENDS "THE
OFFICIAL RULEBOOK FOR WOODCHUCK BOWLING."
[ LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS WHERE YOU CHASE A
GREASED UP WOODCHUCK AROUND THE ALLEY UNTIL IT KNOCKS DOWN EVERY
PIN. FIRST TEAM TO KNOCK THEM ALL
DOWN, YOU GET TO THROW THE WOODCHUCK AT THE OTHER TEAM.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THEY'RE
BOTH READERS. HEY, SOME BUSINESS NEWS TONIGHT.
THOUSANDS OF SUBWAY LOCATIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY SHUT DOWN FOR
A "REFRESH BREAK" TO PREPARE FOR THEIR NEW MENU.
YEP. THEY'RE ON A REFRESH BREAK.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CELEBRITY COUPLE WOULD SAY
INSTEAD OF "WE BROKE UP." [ LAUGHTER ]
"WE'RE ON A REFRESH BREAK." THAT'S RIGHT, SUBWAY CLOSED
TONIGHT AND USED THE TIME TO PLUCK ALL THE FEATHERS OFF THE
TUNA. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING, THOUGH.
I SAW THAT THE DEEPEST SWIMMING POOL IN THE WORLD JUST OPENED IN
DUBAI. IT'S 196 FEET DEEP.
CHECK THIS THING OUT. **
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WHAT? >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE THE OCEAN
WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS KNOW I EXIST, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU CAN JUST GO --" [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU WANT TO PLAY CHESS DOWN THERE?
I DON'T KNOW. GET THIS.
NEARLY 200 PEOPLE WHO PAID TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT A ZOO IN
NEBRASKA HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO A RABID BAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
THE ZOO APOLOGIZED AND OFFERED EVERYONE A FREE TRIP TO THE NEXT
SLEEPOVER LOCATION, A LAB IN WUHAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
WE CAN DO A SLEEPOVER TRIP. [ LAUGHTER ]
A RABID BAT. AND FINALLY A MAN IN MICHIGAN
WAS REDOING HIS STAIRS WHEN HE FOUND 160 BOWLING BALLS UNDER
HIS HOUSE. LOOK AT THIS THING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH.
160 BOWLING BALLS AND HE STILL COULDN'T FIND A 13-POUND ONE
THAT FITS HIS HAND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
EVERYBODY! ELECTRIC!
ELECTRIC TO BE HERE! IT FEELS SO GOOD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU!
IT IS MONDAY. WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK.
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD BREAK, HIGGINS?
>> Steve: DELIGHTFUL. WENT TO ITALY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH! [ CHEERS ]
>> Steve: ATE PASTA. THEY HAVE PASTA THERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU SENT ME A COUPLE PICTURES OF PASTA AND I WAS
LIKE -- >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. THE FOOD THERE IS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: NO, EVERYONE SAYS THAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE SAYS THAT.
QUEST, TARIQ, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?
>> Tariq: WE DID A COUPLE ROOTS GIGS IN VEGAS.
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS ]
>> Tariq: YEAH. IT WAS OUR FIRST TIME, YOU KNOW,
BACK IN FRONT OF AN ACTUAL AUDIENCE.
WE DID CAESAR'S PALACE -- >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> Tariq: TWO NIGHTS WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
QUEST, YOU HAD YOUR "SUMMER OF SOUL."
>> Questlove: OH. YEAH, THAT TOO.
MY OPENING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, YOUR MOVIE THAT WON
SUNDANCE. >> Questlove: I FORGOT, I
FORGOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
WELL IT'S FIRST TIME THE ROOTS HAVE ALL BEEN TOGETHER ON THE
STAGE SINCE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT FEELS GOOD. GOOD TO SEE EVERYBODY.
>> Tariq: YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD TO SEE
EVERYBODY. WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK.
WE HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD.
IT'S A DOUBLE BTS WEEK. >> Steve: WHOA, WHAT?
>> Jimmy: TOMORROW NIGHT AND WEDNESDAY NIGHT, BTS WILL BE
HERE TO PERFORM TWO OF THEIR NEW SONGS.
AND WE'LL BE TALKING WITH THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WE WILL BE DOING A BIT WITH THEM.
BTS TOMORROW NIGHT, WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
THEN LATER IN THE WEEK WE HAVE DON CHEADLE, JOHN MAYER,
MARK WAHLBERG. MARK HAMILL WILL BE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WHAT?
>> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW HE STARS IN THE DISNEY PLUS
SERIES "LOKI." TOM HIDDLESTON IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S DO IT.
ALSO JOINING US IN STUDIO, GOSH, SHE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE
ON EARTH. HER NEW HBO SPECIAL "TIG NOTARO:
DRAWN" PREMIERS JULY 24th. TIG NOTARO IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: LET'S DO IT.
>> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM
GOLDLINK FEATURING FLO MILLI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GUYS, I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION, LATER THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO
BE KICKING OFF OUR NEWEST SUMMER READS BOOK CLUB CONTEST.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN. I'M GOING TO PICK FIVE BOOKS
THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT -- THINKING ABOUT READING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THINKING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS CLUB DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER
CLUB. >> Steve: OTHER CLUBS --
>> Jimmy: I'M CONSIDERING READING THESE.
>> Steve: YEAH. OTHER CLUBS, PEOPLE READ THE
BOOK. YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT. I'M THINKING ABOUT POSSIBLY
READING THESE BOOKS. THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU GUYS
VOTE ON WHICH ONE WE SHOULD ALL READ TOGETHER.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO READ ALL FIVE OF THEM.
THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GO, "OH, YEAH, THAT WAS --"
NO, WE ALL VOTE TOGETHER. WE WIN TOGETHER.
WE LOSE TOGETHER. [ CHEERS ]
MAYBE -- CAN WE DO SIX BOOKS? CAN WE DO SIX, OR IT HAS TO BE
FIVE? YOU WANT TO DO SIX?
WE MIGHT DO SIX. >> Steve: HALF A DOZ.
>> Jimmy: HALF A DOZEN, MAN. I DON'T KNOW, 'CAUSE THERE'S ONE
I'M LIKE KIND OF FLIP FLOPPING ON.
>> Steve: REALLY? >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE.
>> Steve: YOU'RE NOT SURE. SO, SIX?
MAKE IT SIX, MAN. IT'S YOUR SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] LIVE.
LIVE LIFE, MAN. LIVE IT UP.
LIVE IT HARD. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE
HAVE EVERY -- I LIKE DIFFERENT TYPES OF THINGS.
I LIKE MY COMIC BOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: COOKBOOKS. >> Jimmy: I LIKE MY MYSTERIES.
I LIKE -- >> Steve: OOH.
HISTORIES? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MEMOIRS. MEM-WAH.
>> Steve: MEM-WAHZ. >> Jimmy: I LIKE -- I LIKE MY
KIND OF SUMMER ROMANCE BOOKS. >> Steve: OOH.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] SPICY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. SO I MIGHT THROW IN, LIKE, A
LITTLE SUMMER ROMANCE. I LIKE A Y.A. BOOK IN THERE
EVERY NOW AND THEN. >> Steve: OH YEAH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: KEEPS ME FEELING YOUNG, MAN.
>> Steve: YEAH. ON TOP OF THE PILE, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I READ. I READ -- I READ WHILE I -- I
RUN WHILE I READ. >> Steve: I LOVE IT.
I'VE SEEN YOU DO IT. YOU HAVE THE THING, THE LITTLE
THING WITH THE HOLDER. >> Jimmy: YOU SAW ME IN CENTRAL
PARK? >> Steve: YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WAS DOING THAT. I WAS LIKE -- I HAVE THE
CONTRAPTION. >> Steve: YOU WERE FAST.
>> Jimmy: I HAD THE BOOK IN FRONT OF ME.
AND I'M LIKE, "WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?
LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M JUST LIKE YOU."
YOU KNOW. WEDNESDAY WE'RE GOING TO GO DOWN
THE LIST OF THE BOOKS, THE FINALISTS.
BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE FUN
BEGINS. >> Steve: YEAH, THE FUN BEGINS
ON WEDNESDAY. >> Jimmy: WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE
FIVE TO SIX BOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: FIVE AND A HALF, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT. THEN WE'LL DECIDE ON WHICH IS
GOING TO BE THE WINNER. AND THEN, WHEN WILL WE DECIDE
THE WINNER? BY NEXT WEEK?
SO YOU'VE GOT LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF TO FIGURE IT OUT.
THIS IS LIKE -- YOU'RE ON MY SCHEDULE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW.
>> Steve: NO MAN, IT'S ALL GOOD. >> Jimmy: TAKE YOUR TIME.
TAKE THE WEEKEND. ENJOY YOURSELF.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, BUT
NOW I LIKE THIS. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S PROBABLY
GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE ROM-COMS.
STEAMY. >> Steve: OOH, STEAMY.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE
EVER READ ONE. >> Steve: A ROM-COME BOOK?
>> Jimmy: NO, ONE OF THOSE SEX BOOKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LIKE WITH FABIO ON THE
COVER? >> Jimmy: NO, LIKE "50 SHADES OF
GREY" OR WHATEVER. >> Steve: "50 SHADES OF GREY,"
YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT? IT'S A GOOD BOOK?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MAYBE LIKE ON A KINDLE OR
SOMETHING. >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH.
YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE -- >> Jimmy: CANNOT BE HOLDING THE
BOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE
LIKE -- A KINDLE. IF IT'S DIRTY STUFF ON MY
KINDLE, THAT'S UP TO ME, YOU KNOW?
IF I'M HOLDING THE BOOK -- >> Steve: YOU'RE READING A LIKE,
GIANT, DIRTY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE 101 WAYS TO
DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IT'S A PICTURE BOOK. >> Jimmy: STAY AWAY FROM THAT
KID IN THE SUBWAY. YEAH.
WEARING MY JOGGERS HAT. >> Steve: KAMA SUTRA.
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. >> Jimmy: 101 WAYS TO DO IT.
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? YEAH, GET A LIFE.
>> Steve: A TRIP TO PHONE TOWN. IT'S AN AWFUL BOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS A GOOD BOOK.
THAT HAD A TWIST ENDING. >> Steve: YEAH, VERY TWISTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, STICK
AROUND. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
LISTENING TO SONGS ON MY LATEST "DO NOT PLAY" LIST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
I'M ABOUT TO PLAY YOU SOME REAL SONGS FROM REAL BANDS THAT I
THINK THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID. IT'S TIME FOR MY "DO NOT PLAY
LIST!" HERE WE GO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * DO NOT PLAY
DO NOT PLAY DO NOT PLAY *
* THESE SONGS THESE SONGS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT
EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M ABOUT TO PLAY FOR YOU IS 100%
REAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND ACTUAL SONGS.
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON SPOTIFY OR AMAZON OR SEE IF YOUR LOCAL
MUSIC STORE HAS THEM. GO DOWN TO ROUGH TRADE
DOWNSTAIRS AND SEE IF THEY HAVE THEM.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE REAL BANDS AND REAL SONGS.
QUESTLOVE IS IT -- CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "DO NOT PLAY" LIST!
FIRST UP IS A SONG FROM A BRAZILIAN ARTIST CALLED
ANDREA DALTRO. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HEARD OF THAT QUEST?
>> Questlove: ANDREA DALTRO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ANDREA DALTRO.
>> Questlove: OKAY. >> Jimmy: SHE'S A JAZZ SINGER
FROM THE '70s I BELIEVE. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO A SONG
OFF OF HERE CALLED, "PONTE AEREA."
** [ SCAT SINGING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S STOP
THERE. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Questlove: WHOA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: JUST PLAY IT REAL FAST.
>> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: SHE WENT THERE TOO
FAST. >> Questlove: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T MIND THE FIRST
PART. IT WAS LIKE --
** IT'S LIKE --
>> Steve: CHANGE THE LEVEL. >> Jimmy: LET'S DO -- YEAH.
DO ANOTHER TAKE. DO ANOTHER TAKE.
** >> Questlove: TRY TO BE LIKE
ANDREA DALTRO. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP IS A SCOTTISH
SINGER. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A GOOD ONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HIS NAME IS IVOR -- IVOR -- [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> Jimmy: IVOR CUTLER.
>> Jimmy: IVOR CUTLER, HERE HE IS.
THE IS A SONG CALLED "PICKLE YOUR KNEES."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "PICKLE YOUR KNEES."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: COME ON.
** * PICKLE YOUR KNEES
IN HONEY PICKLE YOUR KNEES
IN PEAS * * BUT IF YOU WANT
THE SWEETEST KNEES IN THE BUSINESS
HA HA HA HA *
* HA HA PICKLE YOUR KNEES
IN CHEESE PICKLE YOUR KNEES *
* PICKLE YOUR KNEES * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PLEASE
STOP, STOP. PLEASE STOP.
TURN IT OFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S IT. >> Steve: THAT'S IVOR, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT ONE THERE.
>> Steve: CHANGE THAT ONE. LOOKS LIKE BOB DENVER.
* PICKLE KNEES IN CHEESE *
* HA HAAA HA * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU GOT IT. >> Steve: GOT THE BEST KNEES IN
THE BIZ. **
* PICKLE YOU KNEES PICKLES YOUR KNEES
PICKLES YOU -- * [ SCAT SINGING ]
>> Jimmy: THE CROSSOVER. NEXT UP IS AN ARTIST CALLED
TOPBOYZ. >> Steve: OH.
>> Jimmy: WITH A "Z." >> Steve: OH GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THANK GOD. TOPBOYZ.
YOU READY FOR THIS COVER. >> Steve: I'M -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM. >> Jimmy LIKE 50 COVERS IN ONE.
LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO. >> Steve: THIS IS NOT AN ALBUM.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. >> Steve: THAT IS NOT.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. LET'S LISTEN TO A SONG CALLED
"LIES? NOT LIES LIE." **
* NOT A LIE NOT A LIE
GLOBAL WARMING LIE *
* GLOBAL WARMING FAKE FLAT EARTH
NOT A LIE NOT A LIE *
* LIE LIE
HOLLOW EARTH UH NOT LIE *
* LIE REGULAR EARTH
LIE * >> Jimmy: STOP.
>> Questlove: DID YOU START THE SONG YET?
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO THAT IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE THE COVER.
>> Steve: AHH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> Jimmy: 30 SONGS IN ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST SONG.
>> Steve: AWW. [ AUDIENCE AWWS ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S FROM A SINGAPORE RAPPER.
>> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: A RAPPER FROM
SINGAPORE CALLED YUNG RAJA. THERE'S YUNG RAJA.
>> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAUGHT HIM TAKING A
BATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: IN A BUBBLE BATH?
>> Steve: NOPE, THAT CLOTHES. >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S WEARING A
SWEATSHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: LOOKS LIKES BUBBLES FROM A DISTANCE.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE HE WAS AT LIKE A SPRING BREAK OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT. >> Steve: SURE.
>> Jimmy: WITH A BUNCH OF BUDDIES.
>> Steve: JUST HANGING OUT, LIVING IT UP.
YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, SOMETIMES YOU
GO, "LOOK, YOU PAY 25 BUCKS, YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE TUB."
>> Steve: OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SPRING BREAK THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
>> Steve: THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN THERE.
RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NICE HOTEL, THOUGH. >> Steve: : I KNOW.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ARRANGEMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY.
NICE FAUCET. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
THIS IS "MAMI." >> Steve: "MAMI."
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO "MAMI."
HERE WE GO. **
* MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI
MAMI MAMI MAMI *
* MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI
MAMI MAMI MAMI *
* MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI MAMI
MAMI MAMI MAMI *
>> Jimmy: STOP. THERE YOU GO.
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE A SONG RIGHT THERE.
>> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: "MAMI, MAMI."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR SONG YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT
"DO NOT PLAY LIST," SEND IT TO US AT DONOTPLAY@TONIGHTSHOW.COM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TOM HIDDLESTON, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND TONY NOMINATED ACTOR
WHO STARS IN THE DISNEY PLUS SERIES "LOKI."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH HAS IT'S SEASON FINALE
THIS WEDNESDAY! HERE IS TOM HIDDLESTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
THAT IS -- COME ON NOW.
THAT'S THE STUFF. LOOK AT THAT.
COME ON, BUDDY. NICE TO SEE YOU.
THEY LOVE YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS.
TOM. >> HI, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW,
WE ACTUALLY WERE -- WE ANNOUNCED, I THINK, THAT YOU
WERE GOING TO BRING LOKI -- TO DO LOKI AGAIN.
BEFORE THAT, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE END, YOU'VE DONE, YOUR
"LOKI" DAYS WERE OVER. >> I REALLY DID THINK IT WAS THE
END. I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END
A COUPLE TIMES TO BE HONEST. THERE WAS ONCE AFTER "THOR: THE
DARK WORLD." AND THEN AFTER "AVENGERS:
INFINITY WAR", WHICH YOU REMEMBER THE OPENING, A FEW
MINUTES OF THAT FILM FELT PRETTY CONCLUSIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO
PUT IT. YEAH, I WOULD SAY SO.
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE THING ABOUT "LOKI" IS HE'S JUST -- WHAT DO
THEY SAY ABOUT LOKI? HE'S LIKE, "I'M LOKI AND WHEN I
DIE, I DON'T." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN THIS, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE
PREMISE OF "LOKI"? >> YES, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] GOOD IDEA.
VERY BRIEFLY. >> Jimmy: I'LL LEAVE THE HEAVY
LIFTING TO YOU. >> OKAY.
SO, IN "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" YOU'LL REMEMBER, THE AVENGERS IN
2019 GO BACK IN TIME TO 2012 AND THERE'S A WHOLE SITUATION WITH
TWO TONY STARKS AND -- ANT-MAN IS THERE AND THEY MAKE THE HULK
TAKE THE STAIRS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND HE BURSTS THROUGH A HALLWAY AND BUMPS INTO 2019 TONY AND THE
SUITCASE WITH THE TESSERACT GOES FLYING --
>> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S IT. YES.
>> AND ROLLS TO LOKI'S FEET. AND HE PICKS UP THE TESSERACT
AND HE DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF SMOKE.
AND WHERE HE GOES NEXT IS WHERE WE START.
HE SORT OF IMPROVISES FOR A BIT AND THEN HE'S APPREHENDED BY
THIS ORGANIZATION CALLED THE TVA, WHICH IS AN ORGANIZATION
THAT CLAIMS TO GOVERN THE ORDER OF TIME.
MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KNOW IS
THAT OWEN WILSON IS AN ANALYST IN THE TVA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTIC TOGETHER.
OWEN WILSON, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TOGETHER.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY THE EFFECTS
ARE AMAZING. THESE ARE MOVIES THAT ARE ON
YOUR SCREEN. >> THEY ARE GREAT.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- WE MET A BUNCH OF NEW LOKIS -- THIS LAST
WEEK. AND ONE WAS ALLIGATOR LOKI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THIS IS ALLIGATOR LOKI.
BUT THEN WE GOT THE EXCLUSIVE. THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE ACTING WITH
ON SET. THIS IS THE ALLIGATOR LOKI THAT
WE'RE USING. [ LAUGHTER ]
IS IT HARD TO WORK WITH THAT? >> I MEAN LOOK AT IT.
A HUGE STAR. HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING UP OUT OF
HIS CHAIR. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS -- IT ACTUALLY WAS FUNNY. BECAUSE -- OBVIOUSLY IT'S MADE
TOGETHER WITH THESE THREE DISCARDED CUSHIONS SEWN UP
WITH -- AND WE WOULD -- I WOULD -- I
HAVE TO -- NO OFFENSE TO ALLIGATOR LOKI, CLEARLY THE
SUPERIOR LOKI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT I WOULD SOMETIMES, IF YOU'RE DOING A SCENE AND YOU THINK,
OKAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO GET THE WIDE SHOT AND THE TWO-SHOT AND
WE'LL DO OWEN'S COVERAGE AND GET EVERYONE'S CLOSE-UPS AND
COVERAGE. AND YOU THINK, "OKAY, I FEEL
LIKE THAT WAS A GREAT SCENE. I THINK WE'RE DONE.
I THINK WE'RE GOOD. ARE WE MOVING ON?"
AND WE'D ALL SORT OF WRAP AND WE WERE LIKE, "GUYS, THAT WAS A
GREAT SCENE. IT WAS A GREAT SCENE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW." AND SOMEBODY WOULD SAY, "HANG ON
A SECOND. WE HAVE TO SHOOT -- WE HAVE TO
SHOOT THE ALLIGATOR." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, HE WAS VERY SHORT. SORRY.
YEAH, LET ME PUT MY MICROPHONE BACK ON --
>> Jimmy: THE ALLIGATOR WANTS ONE MORE TAKE.
OKAY, NO PROBLEM. >> YEAH, YEAH.
THE SUN IS GOING DOWN. >> Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER "LOKI"
NEWS I WANT TO QUICKLY DISCUSS. ONE IS WE'RE A BIG FAN OF "THE
SIMPSONS" HERE ON OUR SHOW. AND THEY DID A SHORT FILM OF THE
SIMPSONS LOKI CROSSOVER THAT IS FASCINATING.
YOU CAN SEE IT ON DISNEY PLUS. IT'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW.
IT'S CALLED "THE GOOD, THE BART AND THE LOKI."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, JIMMY,
HONESTLY, I GREW UP ON THAT SHOW.
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN! YOU CAN!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LOKI!
YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES, DO THIS! YOU MUST GO BACK AND TELL
YOURSELF WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW. THERE'S ALSO A THING CALLED
"WHAT IF", WHICH IS COMING OUT FOR ANY MARVEL FANS OUT THERE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND BASICALLY, IT
IS -- IT'S ANIMATED. BUT BASICALLY IT IS THAT, WHAT
IF BLANK HAPPENED, WHAT IF THESE PEOPLE WERE NEVER -- THEY NEVER
FOUGHT, THESE PEOPLE WERE FRIENDS.
WHAT IF -- >> THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH. WHAT IF SOME MAJOR EVENT IN
HISTORY HAD ACTUALLY GONE THE OTHER WAY, AND WHAT REALITY
WOULD WE BE LIVING IN NOW? AND IT'S KIND OF A GREAT
PREMISE. >> Jimmy: DISNEY GAVE US AN
EXCLUSIVE SHOT OF LOKI, WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN "WHAT IF," AND HERE
IT IS RIGHT HERE. WE'RE DEBUTING THIS.
THANK YOU, DISNEY. THERE YOU GO.
[ CHEERS ] >> THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT THERE, YEAH.
>> THE BEST THING ABOUT THAT IS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP AND
WEAR ALL THAT METAL AND LEATHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
THE FINALE OF "LOKI," WHICH BY THE WAY HAS BEEN THE SHOW THE
SUMMER, IS THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. YOU SET IT UP NOW.
THERE'S A BUNCH OF -- WE REALIZE THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT
LOKIS. CAN YOU SET UP ANYTHING FOR WHAT
WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE WEDNESDAY? AND I'M ASSUMING YOU CAN'T, BUT
CAN YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, WHAT I SUPPOSE I CAN TELL YOU IS IF YOU FOLLOWED THE
SHOW THUS FAR, YOU KNOW, I THINK THE AUDIENCE -- WELL ALL THE
CHARACTERS AND THE AUDIENCE HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS
TVA, THE TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY.
LIKE, WHO MADE IT? WHAT IS IT?
WHO RUNS IT? IS IT RUN BY ANYONE?
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> OR ANYTHING?
>> Jimmy: YES! >> WHO CREATED IT?
>> Jimmy: YES! [ LAUGHTER ]
YES! >> AND ALL I CAN SAY IS --
>> Jimmy: WOW! YOU'RE SAYING A LOT!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> TIME WILL TELL.
>> Jimmy: BOOM! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO
HEAR. TIME WILL TELL.
I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> YOU WILL. >> Jimmy: TOM HIDDLESTON,
EVERYBODY. THE ONE AND ONLY.
THE SEASON FINALE "LOKI" IS AVAILABLE THIS WEDNESDAY ON
DISNEY PLUS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHEN WE COME BACK, TOM AND I ARE GOING HEAD TO HEAD IN THE MIMIC
CHALLENGE. STICK AROUND.
COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. I AM HANGING OUT WITH
TOM HIDDLESTON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT IS TIME RIGHT NOW FOR "THE MIMIC CHALLENGE."
HERE WE GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** * THE MIMIC CHALLENGE
THE MIMIC MIMIC CHALLENGE YEAH *
** >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS AT MAKING NOISES WITH DIFFERENT
OBJECTS, AND THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO IMMEDIATELY MATCH THAT
SOUND AS PRECISELY AS THEY CAN. >> IT'S INSANE AND FOOLISH, AND
I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU'LL MAKE THE FIRST NOISE.
AND I WILL MIMIC. >> OKAY.
MAKE THIS SOUND. [ BELL RINGING ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ IMITATING BELL ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DING ] **
YES. AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO MIMIC.
TOM, MAKE THIS SOUND. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIPPING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CLICKING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ DING ]
** >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ACTUALLY
REALLY GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY TURN. TOM, YOU'RE UP.
>> JIMMY -- MAKE THIS SOUND.
[ CRINKLING ] [ WHOOSHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOOD AT ALL OF
THESE SOUNDS. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT, TOM, I'M PRETTY GOOD -- AT THIS SOUND.
SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS SOUND. DO I HAVE TO DO THIS ON CAMERA,
OR HOW DOES THIS WORK? [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT WAY IS PROBABLY
BETTER. ALL RIGHT, READY?
[ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT WAY BETTER, OR NO, IS
THAT WORSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. >> REGULAR!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REGULAR.
ALL RIGHT. [ RAPID SCRATCHING ]
>> OKAY, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
[ DING ] AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: THERE IS THE MEME OF THE SUMMER.
THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT, TOM.
MAKE THIS SOUND. [ HONKING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO MAKE THAT SOUND. ALL RIGHT.
READY? [ HONKING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ HEAVING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> JIMMY, MAKE THIS SOUND. [ SQUEAKING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SQUEAKING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DING ] >> GOOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TOM. LET'S DO ONE MORE.
TOM, CAN YOU MAKE THIS SOUND? [ HIGH-PITCHED AIR HORN ]
[ CHEERS ] [ SQUEALING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO TOM HIDDLESTON RIGHT THERE.
TALENTED MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
"LOKI" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON DISNEY PLUS.
STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE BACK WITH TIG NOTARO
EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GRAMMY NOMINATED
COMEDIAN WHO HAS A NEW ANIMATED STAND-UP SPECIAL CALLED
"TIG NOTARO DRAWN" WHICH PREMIERES JULY 24th AT
10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME TIG NOTARO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S TIG NOTARO.
THAT'S TIG NOTARO RIGHT THERE. >> HOW COME -- HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T HAVE ME ON TO DO THAT GAME?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THE MIMIC?"
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO SOUNDS.
>> YEAH, WELL, I'M KNOWN FOR THEM.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE
KNOWN FOR THEM. THERE'S OTHER THINGS I THINK
YOU'RE KNOWN FOR BUT SOUNDS? YOU'RE DOING MIMICKING SOUNDS?
>> YES. FOR INSTANCE, THIS IS A SPRING.
[ SPRING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DING ] **
THE NEXT ONE IS A CURTAIN OPENING.
[ BLOWING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY GOOD. THAT'S REALLY WELL DONE.
I LOVE THAT ONE. YEAH.
>> WELL, PREPARE YOURSELF BECAUSE THIS IS A CLOWN HORN.
[ CLOWN HORN ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING ] **
>> Jimmy: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT?
I SHOULD HAVE HAD TIG PLAY THE GAME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU COULD HAVE PLAYED AGAINST
TOM HIDDLESTON AND IMPRESS HIM. [ CLOWN HORN ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CLOWN HORN ]
>> Jimmy: I GOT YOU. I HEARD YOU, YES.
I THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
TIG, YOUR KIDS JUST TURNED 5. >> THEY DID.
THEY TURNED 5. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU POSTED
THIS REVELATION THAT THEY HAD ABOUT GETTING OLDER.
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT IT WAS
TOUCHING. IT WAS NICE.
>> WELL, YEAH, THEY WERE IN PRESCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, WHEN THE PANDEMIC STARTED THEY WERE 3.
WE PULLED THEM OUT AND KEPT THEM HOME.
AND THEN THEY WERE RETURNING TO A NEW SCHOOL THAT WAS STARTING
WITH SUMMER SCHOOL THAT WAS GOING TO JUST TURN INTO JUNIOR
KINDERGARTEN. AND THEY ARE 5 NOW.
AND WHEN THEY SAW THEIR OLD BACKPACKS HANGING, THEY SAID,
"UH, WE ARE NOT BRINGING OUR OLD BACKPACKS.
THOSE ARE FOR BABIES." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO SAD.
I MEAN, HERE'S THE OLD BACKPACKS.
>> YEAH. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
THEY WERE LIKE, "NO WAY, WE ARE BIG BOYS NOW.
WE'RE NOT BRINGING OUR OLD BACKPACKS."
>> Jimmy: SO YOU GOT THEM NEW BACKPACKS.
>> WELL, THEY HAD THESE, BUT THEY DUG THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY
REALIZED THEY WERE THE BIG BOY BACKPACKS, AND SO THEY WANTED TO
START BRINGING THOSE NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO, IT'S GOOD-BYE CHILDHOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] HELLO, REAL WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WAS THE
CUTEST -- JUST GET IN LINE. THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND IF YOU COULD GO IN
CLOSER, IT HAS LITTLE FEET DANGLING FOR WHEN THEY GET TO
THE OFFICE. YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
RIGHT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO CUTE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "TIG NOTARO DRAWN."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR STANDUP
SPECIAL, BUT THE WHOLE THING IS ANIMATED.
>> YEAH, IT'S FULLY ANIMATED AND NOT --
>> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA FOR THIS?
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN AROUND, ANIMATING STANDUP.
IN FACT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S TV SHOWS AND OTHER COMEDIANS HAVE
USED IT IN THEIR SPECIALS. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN A FULL
SPECIAL, THOUGH. >> NO, I THINK NOT START TO
FINISH. THERE'S NO ACTUAL LIVE TIG IN
THE SPECIAL. >> Jimmy: IT IS FANTASTIC.
THERE'S A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TIGS IN THIS.
THERE'S DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOU.
>> YEAH. WELL, IT'S REALLY INTERESTING
WHEN PEOPLE DRAW YOU BECAUSE IT'S FLATTERING, BUT IT'S ALSO,
LIKE, "OH, THAT'S HOW YOU SEE ME."
[ LAUGHTER ] OR, "AM I THAT UNATTRACTIVE?"
>> Jimmy: NO, STOP. COME ON.
>> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: STOP IT.
>> I MEAN, IT'S JUST A FUNNY THING WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> BECAUSE IT TRULY IS
FLATTERING. >> Jimmy: THIS IS "TIG NOTARO
DRAWN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> AND THERE IS THIS WOMAN THAT ANNOYED ME TO NO END.
AND WHEN I WAS CLEANING UP, SWEEPING, SHE WAS TALKING TO ME
AND I RARELY PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT SHE SAID.
AND THIS IS SO LONG AGO. AND SHE'S LIKE GOING ON AND ON
ABOUT DINOSAURS AND HOW THEY WERE, YOU KNOW, EATING PEOPLE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT? WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE?"
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH, LIKE
SCIENTISTS, YOU KNOW, TOOK AN INSECT AND TOOK THE BLOOD."
AND I WAS LIKE, "AND THEY'RE JUST RUNNING AROUND EATING
PEOPLE." SHE'S LIKE, "YES, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS."
HAD NO IDEA IT WAS "JURASSIC PARK."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TIG NOTARO.
CHECK OUT "TIG NOTARO DRAWN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JULY 24th AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND STREAMING ON HBO MAX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE FROM GOLDLINK FEATURING FLO MILLI.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RAINDROPS"
FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "HARAM!" WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM FLO MILLI,
GIVE IT UP FOR GOLDLINK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** **
* ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS
I WANT RANGE WITH NEW TOP *
* WHEN I POST THE NEWS STOP IF I POST MY NUDES
I HAVE THE WORLD LIKE OOH AH *
* THIS RIGHT HERE THAT NEW BOP TYPE TO MAKE THE MOOD
STOP I DON'T FOLLOW RULES I JUST BREAK THEM THEN *
* CALL MY CALL ME ON MY CELLY PHONE
HATE WHEN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T LIKE TO INSTAGRAM *
* I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU BE OUT
I JUST WANT YO' FINE ASS HOME *
* I KNOW EXES HATE ME NOW CAN'T DATE YOU SO
THEY HATE YOU NOW * * ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS
I WANT RANGE WITH NEW TOP WHEN I POST THE NEWS STOP
IF I POST MY NUDES * * I HAVE THE WORLD
LIKE OOH AH THIS RIGHT HERE THAT NEW BOP
TYPE TO MAKE THE MOOD STOP * * I DON'T FOLLOW RULES
I JUST BREAK THEM THEN CALL MY BABY
I DON'T LIKE THESE BOYS * * I DON'T LIKE THESE CAMERAS
I DON'T LIKE THE PAPARAZ' THEY REMIND OF THE COPS
THE OPPS * * YOUR BRAIN
MAKE SURE THAT I HIT YOU RIGHT KEEP YO' ASS
UP ALL NIGHT * * BEDROOM FEEL LIKE
FIGHT NIGHT HOLD IT HOLD IT
HOLD ON TIGHT * * BABY I RIDE THE THIGHS
DO OR DIE WHEN I MET YOU SUICIDE
IT'S ALL RIGHT * * I DON'T DIE
I JUST WANNA I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU MINE
FOR THE NIGHT * * FOR MY LIFE LIVE
LIKE TWICE PAWN MY ICE
MOVE AWAY MOVE AWAY * * LIKE FAR AWAY
HOLD YA HAND HOLD YA HAND THEN WE PRAY THEN YOU STAY
THEN WE FIGHT THEN WE * * THEN WE LOVE THEN WE LOVE
THEN I LIKE THEN I LOVE WE CONCEIVE
ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS * * I WANT RANGE WITH NEW TOP
WHEN I POST THE NEWS STOP IF I POST MY NUDES
I HAVE THE WORLD * * LIKE OOH AH
THIS RIGHT HERE THAT NEW BOP TYPE TO MAKE THE MOOD STOP
I DON'T FOLLOW RULES * * I JUST BREAK THEM
THEN CALL MY * * ALL I WANT IS RAINDROPS
I JUST WANT THE RANGE TOP I WANT ME A NEW WATCH
I WANT ME A NEW GLOCK * * I DON'T FOLLOW RULES I
IF I DROP YA NUDES I MAKE THE WORLD GO
OOH AH OOH AH-UH * * ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS
ALL I HEAR IS RAINDROPS * **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: GOLDLINK AND
FLO MILLI. "HARAM!" IS OUT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY THANKS TO TOM HIDDLESTON,
TIG NOTARO, GOLDLINK, FLO MILLI ONCE AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. HEY, ROOTS.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **