* >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, JOHN CENA,
HENRY WINKLER, MUSICAL GUEST, MAJID JORDAN. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1485 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK.
PLEASE WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME WOW.
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT IS A CROWD, RIGHT THERE.
OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. JOHN CENA AND HENRY WINKLER ARE MY GUESTS TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT IN A LITTLE BIT, WE'LL HEAR
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A FOLDING CHAIR AND WE'LL ALSO TALK TO
JOHN CENA. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS FIRST
WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT SENATE REPUBLICANS USED THE FILIBUSTER TO BLOCK A MAJOR VOTING RIGHTS
BILL CALLED THE "FOR THE PEOPLE ACT. YEP, DEMOCRATS WANTED THINGS
LIKE AUTOMATIC VOTER REGISTRATION AND ELECTION DAY TO BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY, WHILE
REPUBLICANS WANTED EVERY POLLING PLACE TO BE AT A YACHT CLUB
AND -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THEY BLOCKED THE
"FOR THE PEOPLE ACT. SENATE REPUBLICANS HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE KENNY G.
STARTED TOURING AGAIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL A LOT OF
REPUBLICAN SENATORS ARE ASHAMED THAT THEY BLOCKED THE VOTING RIGHTS BILL, 'CAUSE NOW THEY'RE
SCARED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, SOME OF THEM ARE EVEN
USING BODY DOUBLES FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR BEN SASSE IS USING HIS BODY DOUBLE,
SPONGEBOB. [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT'S GETTING THAT
SERIOUS. IT'S - NEXT UP, HERE'S SENATOR
ROY BLUNT. HIS BODY DOUBLE IS JACK NICHOLSON'S JOKER
[ LAUGHTER ] HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC
>> Steve: WOW. THAT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: SENATOR
ROGER MARSHALL IS USING HIS BODY DOUBLE, A PACK OF CHICLETS
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THEY DON'T WANT TO BE -
>> Steve: THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN >> Jimmy: SENATOR RICK SCOTT IS
USING HIS BODY DOUBLE, A HUMAN THUMB. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, HE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND >> Steve: WOW.
OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: FINALLY, OF COURSE, MITCH McCONNELL IS USING HIS
BODY DOUBLE, TOBY TURTLE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST -- JUST TO BE SAFE
AND -- [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, I READ
THAT IVANKA TRUMP AND JARED KUSHNER ARE TRYING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP, BECAUSE THEY'RE TIRED OF HIM COMPLAINING ABOUT LOSING THE
ELECTION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE HEARD THAT ONE OF HIS
KIDS WANTED DISTANCE, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "PLEASE BE ERIC, PLEASE BE ERIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS FUN. DURING HIS WEEKLY ADDRESS,
POPE FRANCIS HAD A SURPRISE GUEST IN THE AUDIENCE. WATCH THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPIDER-MAN
[ LAUGHTER ] VATICAN SECURITY WAS LIKE, "HEY, I KNOW WE SAID EVERYONE
SHOULD WEAR A MASK, BUT THIS IS TAKING IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE VISIT ENDED WHEN SPIDER-MAN KISSED THE POPE'S
RING UPSIDE DOWN >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: KIND OF AWESOME. WELL, TINDER ROLLED OUT A NEW FEATURE YESTERDAY CALLED "HOT
TAKES," WHICH LETS SINGLES CHAT BEFORE MATCHING. AND THIS IS COOL
AS AN ADDED BONUS, THEY'RE PROVIDING USERS WITH A LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID
SAYING DURING THIS INTRODUCTORY CHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
FOR INSTANCE, THINGS SUCH AS, "ONLY THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL THIS ANKLE MONITOR COMES OFF."
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T SAY THAT >> Steve: DON'T SAY IT
>> Jimmy: DON'T START WITH IT, AT LEAST, YEAH OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, "WHAT DO
YOU KNOW ABOUT STARTING INSURANCE FIRES? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IT'S CALLED TINDER >> Jimmy: YEAH AND FINALLY, THIS ONE HERE,
"IT'S CRAZY, BUT THIS IS THE ONLY DATING APP THAT HASN'T BANNED ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- YOU -- YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS TO OPEN UP.
[ APPLAUSE ] GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME. SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW
THAT BUDGET AIRLINE FRONTIER RECENTLY ADDED A COVID RECOVERY CHARGE OF $1.59 TO PASSENGERS'
TICKETS. $1.59 MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE A A LOT, BUT ON FRONTIER THAT'S
A ROUND TRIP TO ORLANDO. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY SAM ADAMS IS
OFFERING TO PAY A $10,000 WEDDING BAR TAB FOR COUPLES WHO INCLUDE SAM ADAMS
SUMMER ALE IN THEIR WEDDING VOWS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS GREAT. HALF THE GROOMS IN BOSTON ALREADY PLANNED ON SAYING IT,
BUT NOW THEY MIGHT GET PAID. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT TO BE OUTDONE, YOU CAN ALSO
WIN 10% OFF THE COCKTAIL HOUR IF THE PRIEST YELLS "HEBREW NATIONAL PIGS IN A BLANKET."
[ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HE STARS IN THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE "FAST AND
THE FURIOUS" FRANCHISE, "F9," IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. JOHN CENA IS HERE.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOVE JOHN CENA
PLUS, FROM THE NEW DISNEY PLUS ANIMATED SERIES, "MONSTERS AT WORK," HENRY WINKLER IS HERE
>> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
HE IS UNBELIEVABLE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MAJID JORDAN, EVERYBODY.
>> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THEN WE HAVE
BRAND-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS LATER IN THE SHOW IF YOU PLAYED THE GAME, YOU
COULD BE ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A FUN ONE
BUT FIRST, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT FIND MATH BORING
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH, MATH WELL, WE -- WE'VE UPDATED MATH
TO MAKE THE EQUATIONS MORE ABOUT STUFF THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO
IT'S TIME FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* POPULAR MATHEMATICS MATHEMATICS * *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE - >> Steve: I LOVE THAT SONG
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG YEAH
* * POPULAR MATHEMATICS MATHEMATICS *
>> Steve: DO THE ROBOT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST EQUATION HERE.
FLY SWATTING, PLUS GRUNTING, EQUALS WIMBLEDON YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
SO, IT'S LIKE IF YOU TAKE A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION - >> Steve: YEP.
>> Jimmy: -- PLUS THE WORST HANGOVER YOU'VE EVER HAD, IT EQUALS COLLEGE GRADUATION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, IF YOU TAKE YOUR DAY -
>> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: -- MINUS TWO HOURS, MINUS ANOTHER TWO HOURS, PLUS
SIX RANDOM SONGS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD FOR THE NEXT WEEK, IT EQUALS USING TIKTOK.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO HOURS LATER.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE HARD SHELL TACOS, PLUS UBER EATS, EQUALS SOFT SHELL TACOS.
[ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T REALLY -- THEY DON'T TRAVEL WELL.
>> Steve: YEAH, THEY DON'T TRAVEL WELL. "SOGGY TACO.
[ CLAPPING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: INSTINCT
I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. IF YOU TAKE -- IF YOU TAKE A
A GUY IN BROOKLYN -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: -- TRYING TO GET
SOMEONE'S ATTENTION -- >> Steve: UH-HUH >> Jimmy: -- PLUS A GUY IN
NEW JERSEY TRYING TO GET SOMEONE'S ATTENTION, PLUS A MOM, IT EQUALS YO-YO MA.
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] "YO.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE POP-TARTS, PLUS DOING
A SEMESTER ABROAD IN EUROPE, EQUALS TOASTER STRUDELS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, IF YOU TAKE CAPTAIN AMERICA, PLUS IRONMAN, PLUS THE HULK, PLUS IKEA, IT
EQUALS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"POPULAR MATHEMATICS." STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR -
* TONIGHT -- SHOW -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: GOSH
>> SORRY >> Jimmy: IN A TIME CRUNCH [ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW, I GOT THINGS TO DO I WAS GONNA SAY, GUYS, WELCOME BACK
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * HASHTAG
HASHTAGS * * >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, GUYS.
NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO
THAT TOPIC SINCE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF WEDDING SEASON, I SENT OUT THE
HASHTAG #WEDDINGFAIL, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE THE CRAZIEST STORY FROM A WEDDING
THAT YOU'VE ATTENDED WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC ACROSS THE
COUNTRY, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PLAY. WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE #WEDDINGFAIL RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THESE ARE GOOD
THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @KEEPNITFUN. >> Steve: OH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "THE PHOTOGRAPHER AT MY MOM'S WEDDING BACKED INTO A CANDLE
AND CAUGHT FIRE. MY GRANDMA SHOUTED, 'HONEY, YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE.'
MY GRANDPA THOUGHT SHE WAS ALERTING HIM, TOOK HIS TOUPEE OFF, THREW IT ON THE FLOOR AND
STOMPED IT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW!
WOW. THAT'S A THREE-LAYER CAKE. >> Jimmy: THAT IS, LIKE, A --
THAT'S A THREE STOOGES MOVIE, MAN. THIS ONE IS FROM
@JWILLIAMS1027 HE SAYS, "I OFFICIATED A A WEDDING FOR A COUPLE I HAD
NEVER MET BEFORE IT WAS 100 DEGREES AND THE WEDDING WAS OUTSIDE.
JUST AS THE BRIDE WAS WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, MY iPAD OVERHEATED AND SHUT OFF.
I HAD TO DO THE WHOLE THING WITHOUT NOTES AND/OR KNOWING THEIR NAMES.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UH, DO YOU -- DO YOU TAKE -- >> Steve: HIM TO BE HER?
>> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU TAKE -- RIGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YES? YOU WOULD SAY -- NO?
ED OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @NOTORIOUSRW3. THEY SAY, "AT MY WEDDING, MY BEST MAN STARTED HIS SPEECH
WITH 'Y'ALL PROBABLY RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE FIRST WEDDING.'" [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Steve: OH OUCH [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD COME ON. THAT'S FUNNY
THIS ONE IS FROM @SAVAGERON. HE SAYS, "MY WIFE AND I WENT TO A WEDDING AND THE RECEPTION
ROOM HAD NO TABLES FOR GUESTS TO SIT AT, BUT THERE WERE CHAIRS STILL ARRANGED IN
CIRCLES AS IF THERE WERE TABLES SO AT LEAST WE COULD STARE AT
EACH OTHER WHILE AWKWARDLY HOLDING OUR PLATES OF FOOD TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAT ME NEXT TO -
NO TABLE >> Steve: WHERE'S THE TABLE TRUCK?
THE WHAT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @TSLOUCH
THEY SAY, "A BUDDY GOT AN INVITE TO HIS EX-FIANCEE'S WEDDING WITH THE 'WILL NOT
ATTEND' ALREADY CHECKED OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OOH.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS BURN >> Jimmy: BURN NOTICE.
THIS ONE IS FROM @JUBJUB315. >> Steve: AW, I LOVE JUBJUB. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT'S A
A GOOD NAME. >> Steve: JUBJUB >> Jimmy: JUBJUB, YEP.
>> Steve: WHAT'S UP, JUBJUB? >> Jimmy: NOT MUCH HE SAYS, "AS THE BEST MAN, I
HAD TO KEEP THE GROOM FROM GETTING COLD FEET SO I TOLD HIM THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS
STRONGER THAN SPECIFIC COUPLES THAT WERE AT THE WEDDING, FORGETTING I WAS MIC'd UP.
IT GOT PICKED UP THROUGH THE SPEAKER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY YOU.
>> Steve: JUBJUB >> Jimmy: JUBJUB IN TROUB-TROUB.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY NEW SITCOM, DUDE "JUBJUB IN TROUB-TROUB," YEAH.
THIS ONE IS FROM @TOMGALL61097924 [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S AN EASY FOLLOW ON TWITTER >> Steve: YEAH, EASY >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER
DIRECT MESSAGE ME. YOU NEVER FOLLOW ME OR ANYTHING
>> Steve: WELL, WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW
>> Jimmy: TOMGALL. >> Steve: YEAH OKAY, GREAT.
>> Jimmy: 6. >> Steve: WAIT >> Jimmy: TOMGALL61.
>> Steve: 61 >> Jimmy: 0. 9.
>> Steve: 9. >> Jimmy: 7. >> Steve: 7.
OKAY, THAT'S DONE. >> Jimmy: 9. >> Steve: OKAY, 9.
ANOTHER 9. MY SCREEN WENT BLACK >> Jimmy: 2.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "IT WAS MY
WEDDING, AND WE HAD MY WIFE TAKE A PICTURE ON A HORSE WITH ME HOLDING IT.
THE HORSE GOT SO SCARED OF MY WIFE'S CRUNCHING DRESS THAT IT JUST WOULDN'T LET HER ON NO
MATTER WHAT WE DID, SO I HAD TO JUMP ON THE TOP WITH MY WIFE HOLDING THE HORSE.
BUT HE SENT US THE PICTURE LOOK AT THE PICTURE. AH
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING. [ APPLAUSE ]
JUST CUT THE HORSE >> Steve: YEAH, JUST GET THE HORSE OUT --
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST CUT THE HORSE. >> Steve: WE PAID FOR THE
HORSE. >> Jimmy: LET'S NOT -- YOU CAN'T HAVE YOU ON THE HORSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ON THAT HORSE?
JUBJUB [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
CLASSIC. THIS ONE'S FROM @MARISAROSIE22 SHE SAYS, "MY FRIEND'S
MOTHER-IN-LAW BROUGHT PLATTERS OF FOOD TO A CATERED WEDDING RECEPTION SO THEIR SIDE OF THE
FAMILY WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT THAT THEY LIKED. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Steve: OUCH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THAT IS FUN. THIS ONE FROM @CHARLIEHENN HE SAYS, "TO SAVE MONEY, I HAD
A COUSIN VIDEOTAPE OUR WEDDING THE NEXT DAY HE VISITED THE ZOO AND TAPED OVER THE ENTIRE
CEREMONY OUR VIDEO CONSISTS OF ELEPHANTS AND ORANGUTANS FOLLOWED BY A
A HARD CUT TO THE RECEPTION WITH EVERYONE DOING THE MACARENA ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @ASHINRANGANI
HE SAYS, "I GAVE MY FRIENDS WEAPONS. BUT THEN HE SHARED THE VIDEO
LOOK AT THIS RICE GETTING TOSSED HERE. OW
WAIT, THERE'S ONE -- LOOK AT THIS ONE COMING UP BOOM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Steve: CONGRATULATIONS. SO HAPPY FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE -- OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS FROM @JAKEWILLIAMSART.
HE SAYS, "WENT TO A WEDDING WHERE THE BEST MAN THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FRENCH KISS
AN ICE SCULPTURE WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM'S NAME ON IT HE ONLY GOT UNSTUCK AFTER HIS
FRIEND POURED SOME HOT SOUP AROUND HIS TONGUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ] TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
ONE AND ONLY, JOHN CENA, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A 16-TIME WWE CHAMPION,
A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND A TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN "F9," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS
FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME JOHN CENA *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY MAN. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES.
>> MAN, I WISH I WAS THERE I REALLY, SEEING ALL THE PEOPLE
SEEING YOU IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE MAKES YOU FEEL GREAT. I WANT TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY.
I'M SORRY I'M NOT THERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE THERE NEXT TIME
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL, OH, PLEASE YOU'RE THE GREATEST. C'MON, I LOVE THAT YOU DRESSED
UP TOO THAT IS VERY COOL. THANKS
>> NO, NO, THIS IS WHAT I SLEPT IN >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT.
SORRY, I THOUGHT -- YEAH HEY, WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE AIR
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT MARRIED, BUDDY THAT'S AWESOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> JIMMY, YOU MET MY WIFE
MULTIPLE TIMES AND I CONSIDER YOU A TRUE FRIEND
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'LL SAY I'LL ACCEPT CONGRATULATIONS FROM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
WEDDING FAILS. WE JUST DID A HASHTAG. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED
A WEDDING FAIL >> YEAH, I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING, KIND OF, WE, ALL
HAVE MINE WAS MY BROTHER, MATT'S, WEDDING.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE GESTURE TO OPEN THE BAR. DRINKS ARE ON ME
THAT'S MY GIFT TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM. THAT WAY NOBODY WOULD HAVE TO
PAY FOR ANYTHING SO I FOUND OUT IT WAS A MISTAKE WHEN MY BROTHER, DAN AND I, GOT INTO A
A FISTFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND CLOSED THE WEDDING DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YEAH, AND YOU COULD TELL
RIGHT THEN AND THERE WHO WERE GUESTS AND WHO WERE MEMBERS OF THE CENA FAMILY BECAUSE THE
GUESTS WERE, "LOOK, YOU NEED TO STOP IT. AND THE CENA FAMILY'S LIKE,
"NO, NO, LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET THEM DO THAT YEAH
>> LET THEM DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIALS AND YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW AND I FOLLOW YOU
ON INSTAGRAM THERE'S RUMORS THERE'S RUMORS THAT YOU'RE
RETURNING TO THE RING. >> THOSE RUMORS ARE TRUE I'LL BE -- I'LL DEFINITELY BE
BACK TO THE WWE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN. >> Jimmy: OKAY, BUT SO THIS GOT
FANS FREAKING OUT. >> YEAH, SO I POSTED THAT BACK IN MAY
I WAS FEELING RATHER NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE WWE AND I JUST WANTED TO POST THE LOGO
AND SOME PEOPLE TOOK IT AS I WAS RETURNING IMMEDIATELY, WHICH THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
BUT I HAVEN'T HAD MY LAST MATCH AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY NEXT MATCH
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE GIANT MOVIES COMING UP LIKE GIANT, GIANT, GIANT FILMS
>> WELL, THAT'S, I MEAN, VERY FORTUNATE, YOU KNOW, "F9" THIS WEEK
I'M VERY - >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: "SUICIDE SQUAD." >> "SUICIDE SQUAD. CURRENTLY FILMING "PEACEMAKER.
A COMEDY NAMED "VACATION FRIENDS" IS COMING OUT.
>> Jimmy: "VACATION FRIENDS" LOOKS AWESOME, BY THE WAY. >> ALL THESE OPPORTUNITIES HAVE
LED TO MORE OPPORTUNITIES. SO I SAID BEFORE ONCE YOU DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, THE
INSURANCE DOESN'T LET YOU GO WRESTLE ON THE WEEKENDS. SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> Jimmy: "F9," LIKE WE SAID, IT HITS THEATERS FRIDAY AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME OUT
AND GO SEE MOVIES AGAIN. IT'S SAFE, WHICH IS GREAT. I THINK IT'S THE PERFECT MOVIE
FOR THAT YOU PLAY VIN DIESEL'S BROTHER. I SAW ON VIN'S INSTAGRAM WHEN
HE KIND OF ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE HOW DID IT WORK?
BECAUSE VIN IS VERY, LIKE HE'S VERY, KIND OF, IT'S A LOT OF MYSTIQUE AROUND HIM.
HE'LL SAY LIKE, "SO HOW ARE YOU DOING? HE'S LIKE, "ISN'T TODAY
BEAUTIFUL? [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSION WAS, KIND OF, LIKE MINE I HEARD THAT VIN WANTED TO TALK
TO ME. I KNEW NOTHING LIKE, ABOUT WHAT
SO HERE I AM IN L.A. ON BUSINESS DRESSED LIKE THIS AND I GO JUST TALK TO VIN DIESEL
AND WE HUNG OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. WE TALKED ABOUT A BUNCH OF
STUFF AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST REALLY COOL AND AT THE END, HE TAKES OUT HIS PHONE AND FILMS
A SOCIAL VIDEO AND IF YOU GO CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT YOU CAN SEE ME AT THE END.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS >> HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO
AFTERWARDS AND I LEFT I'M LIKE, "MAN, I JUST HUNG OUT
WITH VIN DIESEL" AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF IT AND THEN THEY CALLED ME LATER
AND SAID THEY WANTED ME TO BE IN THE "F9." AND THEN HE CALLED ME LATER ON AND SAID,
"ACTUALLY, WHAT I WAS DOING, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, BEING THE BROTHER OF DOM TORETTO
THAT'S IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE UNIVERSE, THAT'S LIKE YOUR FIRST MATCH BEING IN THE MAIN
EVENT AT WRESTLEMANIA. SO I WAS, LIKE, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT AND THE
GRAVITY OF THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT LOST ON ME >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU GUYS --
DID YOU GUYS BOND? >> WE DID. HE'S A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
AND MAN, LIKE HIS DECISION HAS CHANGED MY LIFE AND NOT ONLY THAT, THE CAMARADERIE AND THE
FAMILY ON THE "FAST" SET IS REAL LIKE, EVERYBODY SPENDS TIME
WITH EVERYBODY YOU GOT OT REMEMBER THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING BUSINESS
TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS. THIS IS "FAST" CELEBRATED ITS 20th ANNIVERSARY YESTERDAY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> SO IT'S ONLY FITTING THAT, YOU KNOW, WE RELEASE "F9" THIS
FRIDAY AND GET EVERYBODY GOING TO THE THEATERS BUT THEY'VE BECOME LIKE A FAMILY AND IT WAS
SO WELCOMING AND AWESOME AND, YEAH, THERE WAS SOME GOOD QUALITY BONDING.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS GOT SOME GOOD, SCRAPPY FIGHTS IN THERE. >> YEAH.
SO, YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M A GOOD REFERENCE PLATE BUT THE MORE YOU BEAT THE TAR OUT OF A
A GUY, THE MORE YOU KNOW, YOU TEND TO BOND WITH HIM AND WWE, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE DO, BUT,
NO, HE - >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HE CAN HOLD HIS OWN IN THE WWE?
>> HE ALREADY HAS A NAME AND THE NAME DESCRIBES HIS FIGHTING STYLE, DIESEL.
>> Jimmy: DIESEL >> HE IS A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP
I TELL IT LIKE, HE IS THE MOST -- LIKE YOU SAID, HE'S LIKE -- HE'S GOT HIS OWN
MYSTIQUE AND VERY LOVING AND WARM AND KIND, BUT WITH THE ACTION STUFF, YOU KIND OF SEE
HIM GET IN THAT ZONE I'M LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU GET SCARED YOU GO, "OH, HE'S IN CHARACTER.
OR, "HERE WE GO. >> YEAH, AND THEN JUST IT'S REALLY ENERGETIC AND IT'S -- HE
WOULD BE A -- YOU KNOW WHAT, IF THE MOVIE BIZ DOESN'T WORK OUT FOR HIM --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- HE WOULD BE A WWE CHAMPION FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK HE'S DOING OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
SHOULD WE SET UP THE FILM AT ALL FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW THE PLOT OF "F9?"
>> YEAH, I MEAN, HERE'S THE SETUP. HEY, GUYS, THERE'S A HUGE
BLOCKBUSTER "F9" RELEASED ON FRIDAY AND WE'VE BEEN WITHOUT THEATERS AND CINEMATIC
EXPERIENCES FOR -- WAY TOO LONG GO TO THE MOVIE THEATER AND SEE
THIS MOVIE - >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO >> -- BECAUSE IT'S WONDERFUL
PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT AND USE ONLY THE EDGE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS HE A PRO OR WHAT?
USE ONLY THE EDGE. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JOHN CENA AND VIN DIESEL
IN "F9." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ GLASS BREAKING ] [ GRUNTING ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. JOHN CENA, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WE ACTUALLY RECREATED MY BROTHER MATT'S WEDDING FOR THAT
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, JOHN AND I ARE COMPETING IN A GAME OF 30 SECONDS TO.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH
JOHN CENA NOW. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOHN, WE ALWAYS LIKE TO DO SOMETHING EXCITING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW AND SINCE
YOUR NEW MOVIE "F9" HAS A LOT OF FAST-PACED ACTION, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SEE WHAT
KIND OF THINGS WE CAN GET DONE IN JUST 30 SECONDS IT IS TIME FOR "30 SECONDS TO.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOHN, FOR THE FIRST
CHALLENGE WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO TRANSPORT AS MANY SKITTLES FROM ONE PLATE TO ANOTHER USING A
A SPOON THAT WE HOLD IN OUR MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHOEVER HAS THE MOST SKITTLES ON THEIR PLATE WINS. THIS SOUND GOOD?
>> SOUNDS GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. HERE YOU GO. THIS IS THE TYPE OF ACTION THAT
YOU WANT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET 30 SECONDS -
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
READY, SET, GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HOW YOU DOING IT HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING GREAT ARE YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M OKAY
THE KIDS ARE GOOD. NANCY'S GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S ONE THERE. [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SOME INTENSE -- WAIT A SEC. I JUST SEE YOU CRUSHED ME.
OH, MY GOSH. HOW WERE YOU DOING YOURS WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH BETTER THAN
ME >> JUST SLOW AND STEADY, MAN YOU'RE ALWAYS SO EXCITED
I KNEW THIS ONE WOULD GET THE BEST OF YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
TAKING LIFE ONE SKITTLE AT A A TIME, BRO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO ONE SAYS THAT ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS.
[ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATULATIONS. FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE HERE'S
MY REVENGE, HERE WE GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
SOLO CUPS, OKAY. ONE AT A TIME FROM THE TOP OF THE STACK AND MOVE THEM TO THE
BOTTOM UNTIL THE BLUE SOLO CUP -- >> I THINK THIS IS MORE YOUR
WHEELHOUSE YES, I HAVE A BLUE SOLO CUP AT THE BOTTOM AND HAVE TO GET IT
BY THE TOP BY REMOVING THE CUPS -- YOU KNOW THE DRILL >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH.
NORMALLY MY SOLO CUPS HAVE SOME TYPE OF LIQUID IN THEM, BUT, YEAH, HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT, SO, WHOEVER HAS MOVED THE BLUE CUP FURTHER UP THE STACK WINS
LET'S GET 30 SECONDS - >> BLUE CUP TO THE FINISH. >> Jimmy: -- ON THE CLOCK
READY, SET, GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HOW MUCH TIME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HOW MUCH TIME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I DID IT [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HEY, YOU GOT ME BY ABOUT HALF A CUP THAT'S YOU
>> Jimmy: YES! LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING ALL RIGHT. BIG DEAL, SO BIG DEAL.
YOU WON ONE, I WON ONE NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE -- >> YEAH, THIS IS THE
TIEBREAKER WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BIG >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS THE
FINAL CHALLENGE HERE HERE'S WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. WE HAVE A TISSUE BOX FULL OF
PING-PONG BALLS. NOW WE HAVE TO TIE THESE BELTS AROUND OUR WAISTS.
>> YEP >> Jimmy: THEN YOU HAVE TO SHAKE OUT AS MANY BALLS AS WE
CAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT SEEMS RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IN 30 SECONDS. WHOEVER HAS -- >> DO -- THIS IS GOING TO BE A
A WEIRD QUESTION DO THE BALLS GO IN THE FRONT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION THAT WASN'T EVEN IN THE BOX.
I JUST HAD THAT IN MY PANTS, SORRY, HOLD UP [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, LOOK -- >> I'LL SPY YOU ONE. I'LL SPY YOU ONE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A FRIEND, AND THE JUDGES HERE SAYING IT GOES ON THE BUTT.
>> OH, OKAY, GREAT ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO HERE WE
GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE GET -- CAN WE GET 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK? [ DRUM ROLL
READY, SET, GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* [ BUZZER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
TWO BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ONLY FOUR BALLS LEFT IN THIS GUY RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINING ] JOHN CENA! >> JIMMY FALLON, YOU ARE THE
GRAND CHAMPION >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. I'LL SAY THIS, NEXT TIME YOU
COME YOU GOT TO BRING YOUR BALLS, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WILL DO THAT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> I WILL DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: JOHN CENA, EVERYBODY THAT'S MY MAN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"F9" IS IN THEATERS, THIS FRIDAY HENRY WINKLER JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW
ANIMATED SERIES, "MONSTERS AT WORK," WHICH PREMIERES JULY 7th ON DISNEY PLUS
HERE HE IS, THE ONE AND ONLY HENRY WINKLER! THAT'S MY MAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YES!
COME ON NOW. LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY.
SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HENRY, LAST TIME YOU
WERE HERE YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH, YOU SAVED JACKETS THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND SHOWED US SOME GREAT ONES, ONE WAS FONZIE, THE
OTHER ONE WAS A JACKET THAT A BEAUTIFUL GIRL SOLD YOU AND THAT GIRL ENDED UP BEING YOUR
WIFE STACY IT WAS THE COOLEST AND I LOVE HER
OH, PLEASE GIVE HER MY BEST. [ APPLAUSE ] >> I PROMISE
AND THE SAME AS YOUR HOUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I WILL
THIS MONTH MARKS 51 YEARS OF YOU WORKING IN THE BUSINESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S PRETTY COOL >> I LOOK GOOD FOR 51. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S NOT BAD
THAT'S NOT BAD AWW, YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "LORDS OF FLATBUSH." IT WAS ONE OF THE JACKETS YOU
SHOWED ME. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IN THAT FILM IT
WAS YOU AND SYLVESTER STALLONE AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DID YOU EVER KEEP IN TOUCH WITH
SYLVESTER AFTER THAT >> YOU KNOW, I DID FOR AWHILE WHEN HE BECAME A MOVIE STAR I
WAS CUT RIGHT OUT. BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> WHEN HE FIRST ARRIVED IN CALIFORNIA IN LOS ANGELES, HIS
CAR BROKE DOWN ON SUNSET BOULEVARD AND HE CALLED ME UP.
AND HE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SO I WENT AND PICKED HIM UP,
HIS WIFE AT THE TIME AND THEIR BIG BULL MASTIFF AND I PUT THEM ALL IN MY CAR,
ALL OF HIS THINGS, MOVED HIM INTO HIS APARTMENT AND THEN REALIZED I NEEDED SNORKEL
EQUIPMENT BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH SLOBBER IN MY BACKSEAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FROM THE DOG, YEAH >> BUT, YOU KNOW, HE THEN GAVE ME A SCRIPT AND I TOOK IT TO
ABC. I WAS WORKING, YOU KNOW, ON "HAPPY DAYS" AT THAT TIME, AND
THEY LIKED THE SCRIPT. AND I SOLD THEM THE SCRIPT AND I CALLED SLY AND SAID, "WE SOLD
THE SCRIPT!" THEN ABC CALLED AND SAID, WE WANT TO CHANGE THE WRITER.
I THEN CALLED SLY. I SAID, "SLY, WE SOLD THE SCRIPT, THEY WANT A NEW
WRITER." HE SAID, "HENRY, DON'T LET THEM DO THIS TO ME.
I SAID, "ALL RIGHT ABSOLUTELY." I WENT BACK TO ABC
I SAID, "I KNOW THIS IS STRANGE, HERE'S THE MONEY, I NEED THE SCRIPT BACK."
THEY SAID "WE DON'T DO THAT. I SAID "THIS TIME I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE.
HERE'S THE SCRIPT, HERE'S THE MONEY, GIVE ME THE SCRIPT. I GOT THE SCRIPT BACK, I GAVE
IT TO SLY. I SAID, "YOU KNOW, SLY, IT'S ALL YOURS, IT'S BACK IN YOUR
HANDS. AND A YEAR LATER IT TURNED OUT TO BE "ROCKY."
[ AUDIENCE OHs ] >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT TIME HE COMES ON I WANT TO BRING IT UP AND I WANT TO TELL HIM -- REMIND HIM
OF THAT STORY. I WANT TO HEAR HIS VERSION OF THAT STORY TOO
[ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "MONSTERS AT WORK.
YOU HAVE A CHARACTER, FRITZ. LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S SO CUTE
LOOK AT HIM. >> SO CUTE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> HE'S CUDDLY HE'S FURRY HE'S BEFUDDLED
HE'S THE MANAGER OF THE FACTORY FLOOR AT "MONSTERS AT WORK." AND THEY WERE UNBELIEVABLE TO
ME, DISNEY, AND THE CREATORS I JUST STARTED SINGING AND THEN THEY SAID, "OKAY, THEN THAT'LL
BE PART OF THE CHARACTER." >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY THEY JUST LET YOU PLAY AROUND>
BECAUSE DOWN TO THE LAST DETAIL, DISNEY DOES IT GREAT AND PIXAR AND THOSE GUYS AND
EVERYONE OVER -- >> THEY ARE UNBELIEVABLE THE SCRIPT SAID, "OH, I'LL SEE
YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE. I'M GOING ON VACATION" AND I WENT -
* I'M GOING TO THE CARIBBEAN * * WITH A LITTLE SAND IN MY
TOES * [ LAUGHTER ] I WRITE VERY COMPLEX SONGS
>> Jimmy: YES, VERY BUT SO - EXACTLY. WE LOVE THAT SONH.
I WANT IT. THAT COULD BE THE SONG OF THE SUMMER
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S HENRY WINKLER IN "MONSTERS AT WORK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SINCE THE DAY MONSTERS INC.
INVENTED SCARING, THERE HAS BEEN A NEED, A NEED FOR A DEDICATED TEAM OF MECHANICS
TO NURTURE THE INTRICATE MACHINERY THAT IS THE VERY FOUNDATION OF THIS FACTORY
NO MATTER HOW ARDUOUS OR DIFFICULT THE REPAIR MIGH BE, MIST IS THERE TO TIGHTEN THE
BOLT, UNCLOG THE PIPES, WRENCH THE NUT. WE EMBRACE IT WITH -
WE EMBRACE IT -- >> WITH UNBRIDLED ANTICIPATION >> THERE YOU GO, UNBRIDLED
PARTICIPATION OF WHAT CHALLENGE LIE'S HEAD AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE
EACH SAY, "I'M PROUD." I AM PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF THE MONSTERS, INC FACILITIES
TEAM
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! FRITZ!
OUR NEW FAVORITE, FRITZ. I LOVE IT. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S WONDERFUL BECAUSE BILLY CRYSTAL AND JOHN GOODMAN ARE BACK
MINDY IS IN THERE AND IT JUST IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: SOME HEAVY HITTERS
THERE. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME WE TALK I JUST LOVE HEARING STORIES ABOUT
YOU. I LOVE YOUR OPINION ON DIFFERENT THINGS
I THOUGHT WE COULD DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WITH
YOU CALLED "WHEEL OF OPINIONS. ARE YOU DOWN WITH THIS >> I'M SO READY.
I'M SO EXCITED TO PLAY A GAME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT. OKAY, HERE WE GO
LET'S -- I WANT YOUR OPINION LET'S SEE WHAT TOPIC [ BEEPING
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT. I WANT TO HEAR YOUR OPINION, THROW PILLOWS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> TOO MANY TO GET COMFORTABLE >> Jimmy: YES.
>> YOU CAN NEVER USE ONE THROW PILLOW TO REALLY GET COMFORTABLE ON A COUCH
YOU KNOW, BEING SHORT, THERE'S SO MUCH SPACE BETWEEN ME AND THE BACK
I NEED ABOUT FOUR OF THOSE THROW PILLOWS IN ORDER TO LOOK LIKE AN ADULT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING
OKAY, HERE WE GO LET'S TRY ANOTHER WEIRD OPINION.
[ BEEPING WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON BITE OR LICK YOUR ICE CREAM?
>> OKAY, I SAY BOTH. YOU START WITH A LICK. YOU END UP WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO
THE CONE WITH A BITE >> Jimmy: YES, CORRECT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
I FORGOT YOU DO BITE THE CONE. YOU HAVE TO BITE THE CONE. >> HAVE TO BITE THE CONE TO GET
TO THE ICE CREAM THAT'S MELTED INTO THE CORE OF THE CONE. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT IS A
A REWARD I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ONE MORE
HERE FINAL TOPIC IS - [ BEEPING
THIS IS GOING TO BE CONTROVERSIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
HENRY, THIS IS BETTER BTS SONG, "BUTTER," THEIR NEW SONG, OR "DYNAMITE.
DO YOU -- DO YOU KNOW -- >> OKAY, SO I LIKE WHEN ALL OF THEM SING TOGETHER
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY SOUND REALLY GOOD THERE ARE ABOUT 150 OF THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY - REALLY, AND THEY MAKE THE SOUND
OF BUTTER DELICIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH
"DYNAMITE. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
L [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU
HENRY WINKLER, EVERYBODY "MONSTERS AT WORK" PREMIERES JULY 7th ON DISNEY PLUS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MAJID JORDAN
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! WE LOVE YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR SINGLE, "WAVES OF BLUE," HERE
IS MAJID JORDAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I WANNA HOLD YOU CLOS DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO BE WITH YOU NIGHT AND DAY *
* 'CAUSE I'VE BEE FEELING SO LOW * * DON'T HAVE TO
ASK ME TWICE YOU REALLY TAKE ME THERE I WANNA TOUCH YOUR LIGHT *
* I WANNA BREATHE IN YOUR AI I'LL BE HOLDING YOU TIGH
WHEN THE NIGHT IS THROUGH * * WE'LL BE RIDING THE TIDE IN THE SK
SO ALIVE ON WAVES OF BLUE * * WAVES OF BLUE
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE THOUGHT OF BEING IN LOVE *
* IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO YOU CAN BRING ME
ALONG FOR THE * * REST OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU WANTED TO
WANTED T WE'LL BE RIDING * * THE TIDE IN THE SKY
SO ALIVE ON WAVES OF BLUE WAVES OF BLUE *
* I'M IN LOVE WIT THE THOUGHT OF BEING IN BEING IN LOVE
WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU * * BEING IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO
BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU * * ON WAVES OF BLU
WAVES OF BLU WHEN THE NIGHT IS YOUN TELL ME SOMETHING SO SWEET *
* WANNA HEAR YOUR SON I WANNA DANC TO YOUR HEARTBEA
DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE * * YOU REALLY TAKE ME THER I WANNA TOUCH YOUR LIGHT
I WANNA BREATH IN YOUR AIR * * I'LL BE HOLDING YOU TIGHT
WHEN THE NIGHT IS THROUG WE'LL BE RIDIN THE TIDE IN THE SKY *
* SO ALIV ON WAVES OF BLUE WAVES OF BLU
I'M IN LOVE WITH * * THE THOUGHT O BEING IN LOV
IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU * * YOU CAN BRING M
ALONG FOR TH REST OF YOUR LIF IF YOU WANTED TO *
* WANTED TO WE'LL BE RIDIN THE TIDE IN THE SK
SO ALIVE * * ON WAVES OF BLU WAVES OF BLU
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE THOUGHT OF * * BEING IN BEING IN LOV
WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU *
* BEING IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO ON WAVES OF BLUE
WAVES OF BLUE * * BEING IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO
BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU * * BEING IN LOVE WITH YO
ON WAVES OF BLUE WAVES OF BLU YOU'RE NO GOOD FOR ME *
* YOU GOT WHAT I NEED I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU
BE WITH YOU * * YOU'RE NO GOOD FOR ME YOU GOT WHAT I NEE
I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU * * BE WITH YOU
I'LL BE HOLDING YOU TIGH I'LL WAIT THIS THROUGH YEAH WE'LL BE RIDING *
* THE TIDE IN THE SKY SO ALIVE ON WAVES OF BLUE
WAVES OF BLUE * * BEING IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO
BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU * * ON WAVES OF BLU
WAVES OF BLU BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU LOVE WITH YOU *
* BEING IN LOVE WITH YO LOVE WITH YO BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU
ON WAVES OF BLUE * * WAVES OF BLUE YOU'RE NO GOOD FOR M
YOU GOT WHAT I NEE I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU * * I JUST WANNA BE WITH YO
BE WITH YO OH YEA OH *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW
NIGHT. JON HAMM AND OZUNA WILL BE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM ROJO PEREZ
MY THANKS TO JOHN CENA, HENRY WINKLER, MAJID JORDAN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *