1 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,246 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,781 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:22,122 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHARLIZE THERON, 4 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:26,393 WILLIE NELSON, MUSICAL GUEST, BEABADOOBEE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:32,832 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1487 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:38,705 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,745 * 8 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:56,322 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 9 00:00:56,322 --> 00:01:08,468 WELCOME. YES. OH, THANK YOU VERY, VERY, VERY, 10 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:14,140 VERY MUCH. FRIDAY CROWD >> Steve: COME ONE 11 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,343 >> Jimmy: FRIDAY CROWD RIGHT THERE. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT 12 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:19,212 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 13 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:22,148 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:25,518 WE GOT A FULL AUDIENCE I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOW TONIGHT. 15 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:30,557 CHARLIZE THERON IS HERE. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:34,361 WILLIE NELSON IS ALSO OUR GUEST TONIGHT. >> Steve: OH 17 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,996 >> Jimmy: WILLIE NELSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR APPEARING ON THE SHOW, WE 18 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:40,834 SENT WILLIE AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:44,204 NOT FRUIT, IT WAS AN ARRANGEMENT OF EDIBLES [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,607 AND HE LIKES GUMMIES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 21 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:52,112 WELL GUYS, IN A SPEECH LAST, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE MADE HIS CLEAREST 22 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:58,418 EFFORT YET TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM TRUMP, BY SAYING HE WAS PROUD TO CERTIFY THE ELECTION. 23 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,921 WOW. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT SIDE OF PENCE. 24 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:05,191 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT HE SAYS HE WANTS TO BE GRAND MARSHAL OF THE PRIDE 25 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,594 PARADE >> Steve: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:12,532 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM. MEANWHILE, TRUMP CAN'T BELIEVE 27 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:16,903 PENCE TURNED AGAINST HIM HE WAS LIKE, "BOY, JUST WHEN YOU KNOW A GUY THAT YOU SEND AN 28 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,273 ANGRY MOB INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING TO MURDER." [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:26,613 [ LAUGHTER ] PENCE ALSO TRIED TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD BY TELLING A JOKE AND HE 30 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,215 DELIVERED IT AS ONLY MIKE PENCE CAN. 31 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,853 DECIDED TO TAKE HIS COW TO THE MARKET SO HE LOADED THE COW IN THE 32 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:37,490 TRUCK AND THE DOG, AND HEADED INTO TOWN. BUT ON THE WAY THERE WAS A 33 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:42,162 A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT, THE COW AND TRUCK WENT IN ONE DITCH, AND THE FARMER AND DOG WENT IN THE 34 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,765 OTHER. THEY ENDED UP THE COURT. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:50,570 AND THE ATTORNEY FOR THE OTHER DRIVER WAS QUESTIONING, "ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU SAID YOU NEVER 36 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,274 FELT BETTER IN YOUR LIFE." HE SAID, "SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN 37 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,576 WHICH YOU MADE THAT COMMENT? HE SAID, "YEAH, I RECKON I WOULD. 38 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,646 ME AND THE COW WAS IN ONE DITCH, AND THE TRUCK AND DOG WAS IN THE OTHER 39 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,482 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'VE SEEN THE SHERIFF AND HE WALKED OVER, HE LOOKED DOWN 40 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:06,619 AT THAT DOG IT A BROKE BACK, IT WASN'T GOING TO GET BETTER [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:09,155 HE GOT HIS REVOLVER OUT AND PUT IT NEXT TO THE DOG'S EAR AND HE SHOT HIM 42 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:15,161 AND AGAIN, HE MERCIFULLY PUT HIS RESOLVER TO THE FOREHEAD OF THE COW AND PULLED THE TRIGGER 43 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:19,532 THEN THAT SHERIFF WALKED OVER TO ME AND SAID, "AND HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 44 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:27,741 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. WOW. 45 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:31,444 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND PENCE WAS LIKE, "DARN, I TOLD IT WRONG 46 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,413 LET ME TRY IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:38,218 "THERE WAS A FARMER, HE WAS IN THE DITCH -- WHAT WAS THAT JOKE 48 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:43,490 SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO BREAK UP YOUR FOURTH OF JULY BARBECUE, TELL THAT ONE. 49 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,791 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,293 SHOOTING THE DOG >> Steve: BROKEN BACK. >> Jimmy: "PULLED HIS REVOLVER 51 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,263 OUT AND AIMED AT DOG." >> Steve: "DOG HAD A BROKEN BACK 52 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:53,199 DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER." >> Jimmy: IT GOT WORSE WHEN THE CAMERA PANNED OUT AND IT WAS 53 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:59,339 JUST A GROUP OF PRESCHOOL KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY GO, "OH." 54 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:02,942 GET THIS ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK COMING OUT, TRUMP MADE FUN, 55 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,413 APPARENTLY, OF RUDY GIULIANI FOR SPITTING DURING MEETINGS YEAH, AND EVEN TOLD HIM THAT HE 56 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:12,318 SUCKED ON TV [ LAUGHTER ] SPITTING, SUCKING, SWEATING, 57 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,288 LEAKING -- HE'S LIKE EVERY AWFUL GUY AT PLANET FITNESS ROLLED INTO ONE GUY. 58 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:19,092 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] RUDY TOOK IT ALL IN STRIDE 59 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,394 THOUGH HE'S LIKE, "LOOK, HE TEASES ME, BUT AT THE END UP THE DAY, HE 60 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:28,501 ALSO RUINED MY LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TODAY VICE PRESIDENT 61 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:32,572 KAMALA HARRIS MADE HER FIRST VISIT TO THE U.S./MEXICO BORDER 62 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:37,077 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE VISITED THE BORDER TOWN OF EL PASO IS IT ME OR "EL PASO" IS NOT 63 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:42,382 THE BEST NAME FOR A BORDER TOWN >> Steve: YEAH 64 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,917 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT "NO PASS-O." 65 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:52,459 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, POPEYES JUST INTRODUCE THE NEW 66 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:58,465 "I DON'T KNOW MEAL" FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,867 HOW CAN YOU BE UNDECIDED WHEN THE ENTIRE MENU HAS BASICALLY ONE THING? 68 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:04,904 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT LIKE CUSTOMERS ARE THINKING, "SHOULD I HAVE THE 69 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:12,045 FRIED CHICKEN OR THE SUSHI WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:16,816 "WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE AT POPEYE'S?" [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:22,288 "HOW FRESH ARE THE LOBSTER TAILS? [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,058 ACTUALLY, THEY OFFER THE SAME MEAL AT ARBY'S, ONLY IT'S THE COOK WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S IN 73 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,826 IT >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO [ AUDIENCE OOHS 74 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:31,464 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW THE EGGS. 75 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,533 IT'S BLEEDING, WHATEVER IT IS. SO I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SOMETHING." 76 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,835 >> Steve: "YES, SIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND GET THIS, 77 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,471 ASTRONOMERS HAVE IDENTIFY QUOTE, "EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MINI PLANET" THAT JUST ENTERED 78 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:43,610 OUR SOLAR SYSTEM AND IT'S ON COURSE TO PASS BY EARTH. IT'S PRETTY EXCITING, BUT WE 79 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,246 WERE CURIOUS WHAT EXACTLY IS AN EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MINI PLANET 80 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:52,285 SO HERE TO TALK THEIR TRIP IT IS THE EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MINI PLANET 81 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:52,318 IS THE EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MINI PLANET 82 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:56,089 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 83 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,559 >> OH, MY GOD. JIMMY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE 84 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:03,830 THIS IS SO RANDOM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TOO 85 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,699 RANDOM WE DID INVITE YOU. >> TOTALLY 86 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,435 IT'S JUST THAT ASTRONOMERS ARE ALWAYS TELLING ME I'M SO ECCENTRIC. 87 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,704 YOU KNOW, FIRST THEY'LL BE LIKE, "LOOK AT THAT NORMAL PLANET OVER THERE. 88 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,107 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN I'LL BE LIKE, "UMM, I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER PLANETS, 89 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:18,144 I'M A SEMI-AMATEUR CRAFT COCKTAIL MIXOLOGIST. HELLO? 90 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:22,849 >> Jimmy: UH HUH SO WHAT EXACTLY MAKES YOU AN "ECCENTRIC PLANET? 91 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,052 >> WELL, MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SUPER-ECLECTIC LIKE, SOMETIMES I LISTEN TO 92 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:30,924 LADY GAGA, BUT THEN SOMETIMES I LISTEN TO LIKE A PODCAST [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,661 IT'S LIKE MY MIND IS ON SHUFFLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:37,497 >> Jimmy: AND THAT CLASSIFIES YOU AS AN "EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC PLANET?" 95 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,567 WELL TECHNICALLY, IT'S BECAUSE I'M SO SMALL BECAUSE PEOPLE -- PEOPLE ARE 96 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,270 ALWAYS TELLING ME "OH MY GOSH, PLANET, YOU'RE SO FIT. AND I'M LIKE, "UMM, YOU HAVEN'T 97 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:50,276 SEEN ME ON TACO TUESDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD 98 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,346 COMPARE AND CONTRAST YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER PLANET. >> SURE. 99 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:57,283 SO LIKE, MARS IS RED AND HAS A A COUPLE MOONS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: SURE 100 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:00,020 >> NORMAL PLANET >> Jimmy: OKAY >> WHEREAS I COLLECT FUNKO POP 101 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,723 FIGURINES THAT HAVE A MUSTACHE TATTOO ON MY INDEX FINGER. [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,126 ECCENTRIC! ECCENTRIC! >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY 103 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,761 ECCENTRIC. I GOT IT I GOT IT 104 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,064 I GOT IT GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE. >> OR LIKE, EARTH HAS WATER AND 105 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:14,100 CAN SUSTAIN LIFE, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NORMAL PLANET 106 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,570 WHEREAS I PERFORM UKULELE COVERS OF RAP SONGS ON PERISCOPE. 107 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:21,207 [ LAUGHTER ] EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC! [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:25,812 >> Jimmy: ONE LAST THING, THAT'S NOT - [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,882 -- THAT'S YOUR REAL ACCENT, IS IT >> NO, IT'S COMPLETELY FAKE. 110 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,583 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:34,054 THE EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MINI PLANET >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 112 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:43,096 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HE'S A-DORK-ABLY 113 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,700 ECCENTRIC. >> Steve: YEAH, A-DORK-ABLY. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, EARLIER 114 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,536 THIS WEEK, POLICE IN PENNSYLVANIA BROKE UP AN EXORCISM IN THE LUMBER AISLE OF 115 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:59,079 A HOME DEPOT [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AN EXORCISM ON THE LUMBER 116 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,315 AISLE. POLICE LAUGHED UNTIL THE TWO-BY-FOR PROJECTILE VOMITED. 117 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:07,687 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THEY HELD A SEANCE TO SUMMON A BEING FROM FAR BEYOND, 118 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:11,391 A HOME DEPOT EMPLOYEE. "DOES ANYONE WORK HERE?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,693 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW "DOES ANYONE WORK HERE?" THE ROOTS HERE, EVERYBODY. 120 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,194 THE ROOTS HERE, EVERYBODY. COME ON. 121 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:31,511 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,482 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "F9" 124 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:44,724 IN THEATERS NOW. CHARLIZE THERON IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 125 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:49,329 PLUS, HE'S WRITTEN A NEW BOOK, "WILLIE NELSON'S LETTERS TO AMERICA. 126 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,832 THE ONE AND ONLY WILLIE NELSON IS HERE. >> Steve: OH 127 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,668 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, GREAT STORIES. 128 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:58,972 IT'S AWESOME I LOVE WILLIE NELSON AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 129 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:06,279 BEABADOOBEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN "THANK YOU NOTES" 130 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:12,018 LATER IN THE SHOW. OH, I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION THE MILEY CYRUS CONCERT ON 131 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:16,322 PEACOCK, IT'S OUT NOW TOO. IT'S AWESOME, BY THE WAY SO CHECK IT OUT. 132 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:19,392 YEAH, IF YOU'RE A FAN OF MUSIC IN GENERAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 133 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,361 IT'S ON PEACOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE CRUSHES. 134 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:24,631 WE LOVE YOU, MILEY AND I WANNA GIVE ANOTHER SHOUT OUT TO THE ROOTS 135 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:32,405 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK WHAT I RECEIVED LOOK WHAT I RECEIVED TODAY 136 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:37,210 OH, LA, LA >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:43,216 WOW. >> Jimmy: YOU RELEASED A DELUXE VERSION OF "DO YOU WANT 138 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:47,053 MORE!!!??! THIS IS YOUR SECOND ALBUM. IS THIS CORRECT? 139 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:52,826 >> Tariq: YEAH, OUR SECOND, BUT MAJOR OUR MAJOR LABEL DEBUT. OUR SECOND ALBUM 140 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,794 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT COMES WITH 141 00:09:54,794 --> 00:10:02,902 A BOOKLET IN HERE. IT COMES WITH FOUR SUPER 180 GRAM VINYLS. 142 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,537 LOOK AT THIS, JAM. COME ONE, YOU DON'T MESS AROUND 143 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:08,475 WHEN THE ROOTS SOMETHING, THEY DO IT RIGHT. LOOK AT THIS GUY 144 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:19,285 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THE PICTURES IN HERE. I LOVE THE STORIES IN HERE 145 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:23,556 I WANT TO SHOW A PICTURE OF QUEST AND TARIQ. LOOK AT THESE. 146 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:29,562 >> Questlove: BABIES >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THESE KIDS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 147 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,065 LOOK AT THIS KIDS. THEY'RE LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO BE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" ONE DAY 148 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,368 WITH JIMMY FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 149 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,871 YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND INTERESTING IN THIS IS THE WHOLE STORY ABOUT YOU SIGNING 150 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:41,908 FOR GEFFEN AND HOW RICH -- RICHARD WAS LIKE, "DUDE, I DON'T KNOW, THEY 151 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:46,179 MIGHT DROP YOU GUYS. >> Questlove: YEAH, THE LAST MINUTE WE DECIDED TO EXILE TO 152 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:53,386 THE UK, AND LIVE THERE FOR LIKE FOUR -- WHAT, THREE TO FOUR YEARS ALMOST 153 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,556 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: WAS THIS THE RECORD THAT KIND OF BROKE THE BAND 154 00:10:56,556 --> 00:11:00,927 OPEN LIKE THIS IS - >> Questlove: YEAH 155 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,063 >> Tariq: YEAH ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: THIS WAS IT? 156 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,098 >> Tariq: YES. THAT WAS IT. >> Jimmy: THE ONE AFTER THIS 157 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,400 WAS "ILLADELPH --" >> Tariq: "ILLADELPH HALFLIFE. YEAH, AND THEN YEAH. 158 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,337 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE, BUT TELL YOU --. [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:17,210 I LOVE "DO YOU WANT MORE?" AND THE TITLE, IS THAT BASED OFF THE TRACK, WHICH BASED OFF 160 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:23,083 THE ARSENIO HALL THING OR NO >> Questlove: YEAH, WE HAPPENED TO SEE ARSENIO HAD HIS VERSION 161 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:28,154 OF, LIKE, IT WAS LIKE LETTERMAN'S HUMAN TRICKS THING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 162 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:32,092 STUPID HUMAN TRICKS? >> Questlove: YEAH WELL, WE SAW JAZZ GREAT PLAYING 163 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,795 BAGPIPES >> Tariq: RUFUS HARLEY >> Questlove: RUFUS HARLEY 164 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,664 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU PLAYED BAGPIPES? 165 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,966 >> Questlove: WE SAW HIM ON ARSENIO HALL AND HE HAPPENED TO BE IN PHILADELPHIA 166 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:43,336 SO WE LOOKED HIM UP IN THE WHITE PAGES, IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE WHITE PAGES 167 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,206 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE I REMEMBER PAGES >> Questlove: THEY STILL MADE 168 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,274 THE WHITE PAGES? >> Jimmy: THE WHITE PAGES, GREAT. 169 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,010 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU FOUND HIM IN THE WHITE PAGES? 170 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,312 >> Tariq: YEAH, WE DID >> Jimmy: NOT IN THE YELLOW PAGES. 171 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,381 >> Tariq: RUFUS HARLEY >> Jimmy: AND JUST UNDER HIS NAME AND GOT HIM OVER TO THE 172 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,483 STUDIO >> Questlove: HE DIDN'T BELIEVE US 173 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,985 >> Tariq: WE HAD TO HAVE CASH IN HAND IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS HE GOT TO THE STUDIO 174 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,521 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU THE FIRST HIP-HOP GROUP TO EVER HAVE A A BAGPIPER 175 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,556 >> Questlove: YES. >> Tariq: ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY 176 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,792 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. AND THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE 177 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:09,362 THE TITLE. >> Tariq: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 178 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,798 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW I LOVE VINYL. SO I APPRECIATE THIS 179 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,401 AND CONGRATS, ROOTS. THIS IS -- CHECK THIS OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 180 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:20,640 IF YOU LOVE MUSIC, GET THIS. "DO YOU WANT MORE!!!??!" DELUXE EDITION. 181 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:25,311 I LOVE IT, GUYS. HEY GUYS, I'M ALSO VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE STANLEY CUP 182 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,414 SEMIFINALS THEY'RE IN FULL SWING RIGHT NOW. 183 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,350 [ APPLAUSE ] THREE TEAMS REMAINING: THE MONTREAL CANADIENS, THE 184 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,753 TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING, AND THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS >> Steve: WHOA 185 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:39,092 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW AS YOU KNOW, AFTER THE GAME THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE "MOST 186 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,362 VALUABLE PLAYER," BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS BEFORE THE GAME 187 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,330 YOU KNOW THAT? >> Steve: NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT 188 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 189 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:47,901 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 190 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,439 * * TONIGHT SHO SUPERLATIVES * 191 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:59,746 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER FROM THE ISLANDERS, ILYA SOROKIN. 192 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,683 YEAH, HE VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO KISS WITH HIS EYES OPEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:13,226 [ KISSES ] NEXT UP, FROM THE LIGHTNING IS ERIK CERNAK. 194 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:21,434 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE BART SIMPSON'S DUI MUGSHOT." [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,904 NEXT UP FROM THE LIGHTNING IS VICTOR HEDMAN. >> Steve: OH, YEAH 196 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,974 >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO HAVE JUST CAUSED AN 18-CAR PILEUP WITH HIS MIND. 197 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:37,584 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE ISLANDERS IS CORY SCHNEIDER 198 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,786 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE THE LOVE CHILD OF BLAKE SHELTON AND BARB FROM "STRANGER 199 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:43,690 THINGS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 200 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,792 WAS AN AWARD >> Jimmy: WHAT EPISODE WAS THAT 201 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,496 >> Steve: A VERY SPECIFIC AWARD TO GIVE OUT. >> Jimmy: IT'S RARE. 202 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,598 IT'S RARE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: NEXT, FROM MONTREAL 203 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:56,936 IS JON MERRILL [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 204 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,572 PUSH YOU DOWN A WATER SLIDE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "ALRIGHT, THREE, 205 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:04,711 TWO -- GO GET 'EM, MAN." [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR 206 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,048 FACE." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM MONTREAL IS 207 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,585 MICHAEL FROLIK HE WAS VOTED "BEST MOUSTACHE-BEARD. 208 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,356 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HEY, NOT BAD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 209 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,793 L THAT'S PRETTY COOL >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL, I LIKE 210 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:24,297 THAT NEXT UP FROM THE ISLANDERS IS SIMON HOLMSTROM. 211 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,133 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO HAVE THE NICKNAME "SWEDISH LARRY BIRD." 212 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:32,472 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YEAH, I THROW THE THREE-POINTER. 213 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,775 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT UP FROM THE 214 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:39,813 LIGHTNING IS ANTHONY CIRELLI HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO TURN IN SHARP 90-DEGREE ANGLES 215 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:52,592 WHEN HE WALKS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY FROM MONTREAL IS 216 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,196 SHEA WEBER HE WAS "VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SIT DOWN IN A RESTAURANT AND 217 00:14:56,196 --> 00:15:00,934 JUST TELL THE WAITER, 'MEAT.'" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE YOU ARE YOUR STANLEY CUP 218 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,838 SEMIFINAL SUPERLATIVES GO, ISLANDERS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THANK 219 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:25,458 YOU NOTES, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 220 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:30,697 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TODAY IS FRIDAY. AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH 221 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,433 UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF, YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE I 222 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,301 SEND OUT THANK-YOU NOTES IT'S FRIDAY. SO, I WAS -- 223 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:40,540 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T 224 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,276 MIND I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 225 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:48,081 IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. 226 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,918 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK-YOU NOTE WRITING, PLEASE * 227 00:15:51,918 --> 00:16:00,527 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: IS HE REAL OR 228 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,629 ANIMATRONIC? >> Steve: I THINK IT WAS ANIMATRONIC JAMES. 229 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:08,201 IT'S THE ONE WE GOT FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE. [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,403 >> Jimmy: WE GOT HIM AT CHUCK E. CHEESE? >> Steve: AT CHUCK E. CHEESE, 231 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:16,376 YEAH JAMES COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,279 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "F9" POSTER, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE 233 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:25,452 SQUAD'S FACING THEIR MOST DANGEROUS THREAT YET -- GENDER REVEAL PARTIES 234 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:36,730 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, MILWAUKEE BUCKS 235 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:41,868 MASCOT BANGO, FOR LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THE REINDEER WHO BULLIED RUDOLPH. 236 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:49,409 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'LL NEVER BE -- RUDOLPH 237 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,078 >> Steve: I DON'T WANT TO BE A A DENTIST. >> Jimmy: HERMEY, BUMBLES 238 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:58,351 BOUNCE * THANK YOU, "LOKI," FOR SHOWING 239 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:04,057 THAT ALL IT TAKES TO CONTROL A A LITERAL GOD IS A $39 SHOCK COLLAR FROM CHEWY.COM. 240 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:13,033 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] * 241 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:18,138 THANK YOU, FOURTH OF JULY, FOR BEING THE DAY WE CELEBRATE AMERICA'S INDEPENDENCE, AND 242 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:23,276 ALSO TRY TO CONVINCE OUR DOGS THAT THE WORLD ISN'T ENDING. [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,711 [ APPLAUSE ] GO IN THE BASEMENT OR SOMETHING. 244 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:30,383 WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT HIM 245 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,320 HIS BACK IS BROKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY 246 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:41,327 THERE, VICE PRESIDENT? WELL, THEN I TOOK THE REVOLVER, I PUT IT IN THE DOG'S MOUTH. 247 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,296 >> Steve: CAUSE HIS BACK - >> Jimmy: LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE. 248 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,899 >> Steve: HE WASN'T GOING TO HEAL >> Jimmy: MADE SURE HE KNEW IT 249 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:51,071 WAS ME THAT WAS DOING IT >> Steve: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PUNCHLINE 250 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:56,743 >> Jimmy: THIS IS TERRIBLE YEAH NOT REALLY A HA-HA JOKE. 251 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:05,151 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A TERRIBLE JOKE * 252 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:10,824 THANK YOU, SUNSCREEN, FOR NOT BEING CALLED "SAFETY MAYONNAISE." 253 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,026 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] HONEY, JUST PUT ON YOUR SAFETY 254 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:18,832 MAYONNAISE YOU DON'T WANT THE SUN - * 255 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:22,102 THANK YOU, BUG ZAPPERS, FOR LETTING ME CHILL OUT TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MOSQUITOS 256 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:30,176 DYING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 257 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:39,052 YOU KILLED ME. MY FAMILY'S IN THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,221 >> Steve: HELP ME. >> Jimmy: THEN A BEE HOPS IN THERE AND IT'S LIKE A GOOD 259 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,824 SIZZLE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES. >> Steve: YEAH, A COUPLE - >> Jimmy: LET 'EM FRY. 260 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,894 LET 'EM FRY. >> Steve: THEN YOU SHOVE A DOG IN THERE 261 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,764 >> Jimmy: AND THEN, WELL, THE DOG'S BACK WAS BROKEN, SO WE HAD TO PUT THE DOG'S FACE IN 262 00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:55,869 THERE. HE STILL HAD SOME LIFE LEFT TO HIM. 263 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,938 >> Steve: MR. VICE PRESIDENT, WE GOT TO GET GOING. >> Jimmy: NO, I'M ALMOST 264 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,876 FINISHED WITH THE JOKE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT DOGS WAS STILL MOVING A 265 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:06,379 A LITTLE BIT, I THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] SO WE LIT FIRE TO HIM WITH 266 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:13,787 GASOLINE [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS A LITTLE HUNGRY. 267 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:18,391 I HAD JUST COME FROM POPEYE'S, NOT KNOWING WHAT TO ORDER. [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,795 MR. PRESIDENT, I'M JUST GOING TO TURN YOUR MICROPHONE OFF. WE'VE HEARD MORE THAN ENOUGH 269 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:27,701 WE'VE HEARD MORE THAN ENOUGH * THANK YOU, WEARING SOCKS AND 270 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:32,806 SANDALS, FOR SAYING EITHER I'M MARRIED, OR I WILL NEVER BE MARRIED. 271 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:36,576 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE OR THE OTHER 272 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,813 >> Steve: ONE OF THE TWO * >> Jimmy: ONE OR THE OTHER 273 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:46,252 >> Steve: DEALER'S CHOICE. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HOTEL 274 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:53,259 SHAMPOOS, OR AS YOU'RE CALLED AFTER THE VACATION IS OVER, MY SHAMPOOS 275 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,430 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S GOING TO USE THEM, ANYWAY 276 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:02,235 >> Steve: MAY I TAKE A FEW OF THOSE? * 277 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:07,240 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, QR CODES, FOR LOOKING LIKE BARCODES THAT GOT BLACKOUT DRUNK 278 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,744 THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE MY THANK-YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 279 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:14,347 CHARLIZE THERON. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 280 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:37,404 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR-WINNING 281 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:43,309 ACTRESS. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "F9" WHICH IS IN THEATERS TODAY 282 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,979 WHICH IS IN THEATERS TODAY HERE IS CHARLIZE THERON. 283 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,349 * 284 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,052 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, COME ON, NOW. WE LOVE YOU. 285 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,554 CHARLIZE >> HI, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 286 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:58,391 BEING HERE I APPRECIATE THIS EVERY TIME YOU COME 287 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:03,196 CONGRATS ON "F9. I THINK THIS -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I THINK IT'S GOING TO 288 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:06,266 BE THE BIGGEST MOVIE I THINK THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT'S GOING TO OPEN UP MOVIES 289 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,302 AGAIN. EVERYONE'S GOING TO GO TO THE THEATER THIS WEEKEND AND CHECK 290 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:13,573 IT OUT CONGRATS ON BEING IN THIS. THIS IS YOUR SECOND ONE. 291 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,843 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING -- THANK YOU FOR SAYING ALL THOSE KIND 292 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:21,548 WORDS. AND YES, I -- HAVE YOU MISSED MOVIES, GOING TO THE THEATER 293 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,516 CAUSE I HAVE >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE I HAVE 294 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,552 >> SO MUCH >> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY WITH THIS MOVIE, WHICH IS --YOU TAKE IT 295 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:30,423 TO A NEW LEVEL IN THIS "FAST AND FURIOUS. ACTUALLY, YOU GO TO SPACE IN -- 296 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:35,428 THAT'S NOT A SPOILER, IT'S OUT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:38,732 BUT, HERE'S WHAT I LOVE. YOU PLAY CIPHER. AND YOU'RE A VILLAIN IN THE 298 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:46,106 MOVIE, AND YOUR HAIR CHOICE, I WILL SAY, IS FANTASTIC YOU CHOSE A BOWL CUT 299 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:52,278 AND YOU STILL LOOK COOL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THANKS. 300 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,447 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE JUST SO COOL-LOOKING THAT YOU LOOK AWESOME WITH A BOWL CUT. 301 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:58,952 LOOK AT THIS I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 302 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:04,290 HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF >> I -- I DON'T KNOW IF I DID, BUT THANK YOU FOR SELLING IT SO 303 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,694 HARD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID. 304 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:12,832 >> I -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS WORKING ON A MOVIE AND I HAD SHORTER HAIR, AND I WENT RIGHT 305 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:19,472 INTO THE SHOOT AFTER I WRAPPED THAT FILM. AND I JUST -- I DIDN'T HAVE 306 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,908 THAT MUCH HAIR TO WORK WITH. AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BUILD A WIG, SO WE JUST 307 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:28,248 DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH CHOICE AND THE ONLY THING THAT WE REALLY COULD DO WAS THAT 308 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:32,185 AND THANK GOD I HAVE SO MUCH TRUST IN THE PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH 309 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:36,990 >> Jimmy: I PULLED A SIMILAR LOOK WHEN I WAS A CHILD. THAT WAS ME HERE 310 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:39,993 THAT WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] WE LOOK LIKE WE COULD BE 311 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:46,366 BROTHER AND SISTER, KIND OF. >> I MEAN, I THINK EVERY KID HAD LIKE A BOWL CUT, RIGHT 312 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,769 LIKE, I HAD ONE, TOO I -- WELL -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 313 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,604 I ASKED YOU FOR A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A BOWL CUT, AND OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS WHAT YOU SENT 314 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:55,875 US OH, MY GOODNESS. STOP 315 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,813 [ AUDIENCES AWS ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW CUTE IS THIS BABY? 316 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:03,650 OH MY GOSH YOU WERE SO CUTE >> AW. 317 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,486 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE TINIEST LITTLE BOWL CUT. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE - 318 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:11,524 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YET AGAIN, I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR TO WORK WITH. 319 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:16,496 >> Jimmy: CIPHER'S NAME IS AN ALIAS, YOU'VE USED ALIASES PROBABLY BEFORE IN REAL LIFE, 320 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:20,367 LIKE IF YOU STAY AT A HOTEL. DO YOU EVER STAY UNDER - YOU DON'T STAY UNDER YOUR NAME, 321 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,203 DO YOU YOU CHANGE IT UP >> I DO. 322 00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:29,109 I HAD ONE THAT PEOPLE WERE REALLY KIND OF WEIRDED OUT BY, WHICH REALLY CAME FROM A VERY 323 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:33,279 INNOCENT PLACE BECAUSE I TOOK IT OFF A CEREAL BOX. GINGER RASPBERRY, BUT EVERYBODY 324 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:38,084 THOUGHT IT WAS VERY STRIPPER-LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,387 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GINGER RASPBERRY >> I KNOW, VERY -- 326 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:43,990 >> Jimmy: COMING TO THE STAGE, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR GINGER RASPBERRY 327 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:50,430 [ AIRHORN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YEAH 328 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,832 GINGER RAPSBERRY YEAH, NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT ALMOST TAKES MORE EXPLAINING 329 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:57,203 THAN -- JUST PUT MY OWN NAME DOWN THERE >> I JUST FELT LIKE ROOM 330 00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:01,808 SERVICE NEVER TOOK ME SERIOUS. >> Jimmy: GINGER RASPBERRY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "F9" 331 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:06,312 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR ACTING BUT THIS ACTING IS A GOOD 332 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:11,051 CHALLENGE. YOU ACT MOST OF THE MOVIE IN A A BOX. 333 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:14,587 YOU'RE IN A PLEXIGLAS BOX. >> I AM. I DO WELL WHEN I'M GIVEN 334 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:20,393 BOUNDARIES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 335 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,295 >> LISTEN, I DEFINITELY THINK SOME ACTORS REALLY LIKE TO HAVE A LOT OF FREEDOM AND TO USE 336 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:27,867 SPACE, AND THINGS LIKE THAT. I TEND TO -- I HAVE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS 337 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,370 THAT IT'S MAYBE BETTER FOR ME TO JUST HAVE BOUNDARIES AND HAVE SOMEBODY SAY, "THIS IS 338 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:35,141 WHERE YOU ARE AND YOU'RE WORKING WITH THIS. BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD 339 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,776 TO AUDITION, WHEN I WAS STARTING OUT, AND GOING -- FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T KNOW 340 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:45,085 WHAT AN AUDITION WAS, SO I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY KNOW HOW TO PREPARE FOR IT 341 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:48,955 BUT THE IDEA OF LIKE WALKING INTO AN OFFICE BUILDING ROOM WITH FLUORESCENT LIGHTS, AND 342 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,724 NOT HAVING BOUNDARIES, NOT HAVING SOMEBODY SAY, "THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE, THIS IS WHAT YOU 343 00:24:50,724 --> 00:25:00,867 DO," I -- I DON'T TAKE WELL TO IT I HAVE MEMORIES OF DOING THE 344 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,669 CRAZIEST THINGS, LIKE BRINGING IN KETCHUP AND LIKE SQUIRTING KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND 345 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:16,149 ON MYSELF, BECAUSE I WAS AUDITIONING FOR A SCENE WHERE I WAS GETTING SHOT 346 00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:18,551 AND AGAIN I JUST NEEDED A DIRECTOR TO SAY, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 347 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:22,155 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO THEY GO - 348 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:23,790 "NEXT UP, CHARLIZE, CHARLIZE THERON, CAN YOU COME IN," AND YOU WOULD ENTER 349 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:29,829 ALREADY BLOODY OR NO? >> YES, I WOULD DO IT IN THE 350 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,298 HALLWAY. I WOULD KIND OF TELL THE SECRETARY I'M GOING TO GET LOUD 351 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,535 FOR A SECOND, CAUSE SHE'S ON THE PHONE. I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL, 352 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:41,274 AND THEN I WOULD SQUIRT IT ALL OVER MYSELF, AND THEN I JUST BARGE INTO THE DOOR, PRETENDING 353 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:45,845 LIKE I WAS SHOT. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> AND I WOULD SMEAR KETCHUP ON 354 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:50,083 THE WALLS, EVERYWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN, I NEED SOMEBODY TO TELL 355 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:55,388 ME, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT STAY HERE AND JUST STAND RIGHT HERE." 356 00:25:55,388 --> 00:26:00,860 >> Jimmy: THERE'S RUMORS OF AN ALL-FEMALE "FAST" SPIN-OFF HAVE YOU HEARD THAT AND WOULD 357 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:08,601 YOU BE UP FOR IT >> I HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, BUT YES 358 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:13,039 I MEAN I THINK, THE THING THAT I WILL SAY THAT I THINK IS VERY IMPRESSIVE ABOUT THIS FRANCHISE 359 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:21,514 WOULD BE THE FEMALE CHARACTERS I THINK THE WOMEN IN THIS FRANCHISE ARE -- IT'S PROBABLY 360 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:25,085 ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS WHY I WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT. YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE TO 361 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:30,256 VIN DIESEL, BUT MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IS PRETTY BADASS 362 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,426 >> Jimmy: NEVER OFFENSE TO THE DIESEL, YEAH >> YEAH. 363 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:36,062 AND SO I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA AND I HOPE THEY DO IT IF THEY NEED A BADDIE WITH A 364 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,100 A BOWL CUT, I'M AVAILABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 365 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,068 >> Jimmy: "F9" IS IN THEATRES TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO TALK MORE AFTER 366 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:45,338 THE BREAK. MORE WITH CHARLIZE THERON WHEN WE COME BACK 367 00:26:45,338 --> 00:27:02,155 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 368 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:07,594 >>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT CAN CHARLIZE THERON. 369 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:12,032 HER MOVIE "F9" IS IN THEATERS TODAY. CHARLIZE YOU'VE BEEN IN SOME 370 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:20,073 GIANT, GIANT MOVIES. YOU'VE WON AN OSCAR. BUT "F9," THESE "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIES 371 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:25,745 IS MASSIVE THE AUDIENCE, THE FANS ARE SO PASSIONATE 372 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:30,684 WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU'RE STEPPING INTO A WHOLE UNIVERSE HERE 373 00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:33,053 >> YEAH. I MEAN, LISTEN, IT'S HARD NOT TO KNOW JUST HOW IMPRESSIVE 374 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:41,261 THESE MOVIES ARE AND IT'S -- AND TO STEP INTO IT IS INTIMIDATING ALREADY BECAUSE 375 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:48,702 OF WHAT THEY HAVE BUILT AND HAVE NURTURED OVER THE YEARS AND PEOPLE LOVE THESE MOVIES 376 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:54,174 AND THEY LOVE THESE CHARACTERS DEEPLY AND THE WHOLE THEME OF FAMILY 377 00:27:54,174 --> 00:28:03,583 RUNS SO DEEP IN THIS FRANCHISE SO WHEN I SHOWED UP AS THE BADDY IN "FAST 8" AND KIND OF 378 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:12,425 LIKE, YOU KNOW, TURNED DOM, VIN DIESEL'S CHARACTER, AGAINST HIS FAMILY 379 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,194 I DEFINITELY HAD A COUPLE FANS -- IT WAS LIKE THIS THEY APPRECIATE A GOOD VILLAIN, BUT 380 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:23,370 AT THE SAME TIME THEY'RE LIKE, "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO DOM HOW DARE YOU TURN HIM AGAINST 381 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:27,173 THE FAMILY?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T MESS WITH FAMILY. 382 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,042 >> YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS LIKE, "BUT GREAT JOB, WE WANT A GOOD BADDY, BUT DON'T DO THAT 383 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:33,413 AGAIN. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> ALL RIGHT 384 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:36,616 I WON'T MESS WITH THE BADDY. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU HAVE TO INTIMIDATE JOHN CENA IN THIS 385 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:41,287 MOVIE. HE'S A PAL OF OURS HE'S DOM'S BROTHER IN THIS 386 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:50,130 MOVIE. WHAT WAS IT LIKE WORKING WITH CENA? >> OH MY GOD 387 00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:53,867 HE'S JUST SO INCREDIBLE. I COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR A A BETTER SCENE PARTNER 388 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:58,338 >> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY, TOO. >> I WAS PRETTY EXHAUSTED COMING OFF "OLD GUARD. 389 00:28:58,338 --> 00:29:06,012 IT WAS TWO DAYS AFTER THAT SHOOT, WHICH WAS A LONG SHOOT. I WAS BRUISED UP 390 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:10,150 I WAS PUT IN THIS BOX WITH A A LOT OF DIALOGUE. I STRUGGLED WITH MY LINES 391 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:15,655 A COUPLE MOMENTS, AND THIS GUY WAS JUST SO, RIGHT THERE AT SOME POINT -- AT ONE POINT 392 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:20,093 HE KNEW THE LINE I MISSED. AND I WAS LIKE, THIS GUY HE EVEN KNOWS THE LINE I JUST 393 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,263 MISSED JUST THERE SUPPORTING -- >> Jimmy: HE'S A PRO 394 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:28,635 >> HE'S FUNNY AND -- YEAH, HE'S GREAT IN THE FILM HE PLAYS DOM'S BROTHER AND THEY 395 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:33,239 HAD A LOT OF UNFINISHED BUSINESS, WHICH IS PRETTY COOL >> Jimmy: YEAH 396 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:39,346 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE HERE IS CHARLIZE THERON IN 397 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:39,913 HERE IS CHARLIZE THERON IN "F9." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 398 00:29:41,681 --> 00:29:42,315 TO GROW UP. BUT IT WAS YOUR 399 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:51,491 BROTHER'S SHADOW THAT TURNED YOU INTO THIS. ISN'T IT 400 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:57,397 * SO YOUR WHOLE LIFE, YOU PUSHED YOURSELF TO BE FASTER THAN DOM 401 00:29:57,397 --> 00:30:04,270 SMARTER THAT DOM STRONGER THAN DOM. TELL ME, DO YOU HATE HIM ENOUGH 402 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:14,447 THAT IT KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT? * STILL. 403 00:30:14,447 --> 00:30:18,485 >> Jimmy: WHO IS BETTER THAN CHARLIZE THERON? CHARLIZE THERON, EVERYBODY 404 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:23,089 "F9"IS IN THEATERS TODAY CHECK IT OUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WILLIE 405 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:28,228 NELSON STICK AROUND COME RIGHT BACK. 406 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:45,612 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 407 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:50,650 A TEN-TIME GRAMMY WINNER, AND COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAMER. THIS IS HIS NEW BOOK, HERE 408 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:54,587 "WILLIE NELSON'S LETTERS TO AMERICA," WHICH COMES OUT JUNE 29th. 409 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:59,392 HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY WILLIE NELSON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 410 00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:01,461 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 411 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:07,167 LOOKING GREAT, BUDDY WILLIE, I LOVE YOU WELCOME BACK, PAL. 412 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:10,770 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK >> Jimmy: IN AUGUST, YOU'RE 413 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:15,375 ABOUT TO KICK OFF THE OUTLAW MUSIC FESTIVAL TOUR. YOU'RE BACK ON TOUR. 414 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:19,946 ARE YOU EXCITED? >> YEAH, I'M GLAD, YOU KNOW, GETTING BACK OUT 415 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:24,951 IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR NOW. AND I'M NOT SURE I CAN REMEMBER "WHISKEY RIVER." 416 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:29,122 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. WELL, OF COURSE THE FIRST THING 417 00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:34,661 THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK OF WHEN THEY THINK OF YOU GOING ON TOUR IS "ON THE ROAD AGAIN." 418 00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:38,098 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT IT COULD BE TOO CORNY. BUT, I DO LOVE THAT, AND WE ALL 419 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,166 LOVE YOU SINGING "ON THE ROAD AGAIN. DO YOU REMEMBER WRITING "ON THE 420 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:45,705 ROAD AGAIN" AND WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? >> YEAH, I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE 421 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:54,714 WITH SYDNEY POLLACK, AND JERRY SCHATZBERG THE DIRECTOR OF AND PRODUCER OF 422 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:58,451 THE "HONEYSUCKLE ROSE" MOVIE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY WERE TRYING TO 423 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:03,690 THINK OF A SONG THAT MIGHT GO WITH THE MOVIE AND I SAID, "WELL, WHAT DO YOU 424 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:09,262 WANT THE SONG TO BE LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT IT TO SAY?" AND THEY SAID, "WELL, SOMETHING 425 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:13,066 ABOUT BEING ON THE ROAD. AND I SAID, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT ON ROAD AGAIN. 426 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,236 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN. THE LIFE I LOVE IS MAKING MUSIC 427 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,104 WITH MY FRIENDS. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN. 428 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,808 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? AND THEY SAID, "I THINK SO, YES. 429 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:24,978 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY IT. YES. 430 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:28,081 DID WE RECORD THAT YES, THAT'S IT [ APPLAUSE ] 431 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:31,985 DO IT THREE MORE TIMES, WE GOT A SONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BY THE WAY 432 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:36,089 I KNOW YOU'RE -- YOU'RE 88, IS THAT CORRECT >> 88, YES 433 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:46,299 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THERE A SECRET THAT KEEPS YOU GOING STRONG? 434 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:50,570 >> OH, I THINK, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP A POSITIVE ATTITUDE 435 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:54,174 I BELIEVE THAT I ALWAYS HAVE BELIEVED THAT. IN FACT, I WROTE A NEW SONG THE 436 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:59,212 OTHER DAY -- IMAGINE WHAT YOU WANT, AND THEN GET OUT OF THE WAY 437 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:04,351 AND I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT LINE IS GET OUT OF THE WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 438 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:08,188 [ APPLAUSE ] IMAGINE -- WERE YOU ALWAYS INTO THAT, LIKE INTO VISUALIZATION 439 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:15,495 OR VISUALIZING YOUR FUTURE >> YEAH. MAYBE I DID IT A LONG TIME 440 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:19,332 WITHOUT REALIZING WHAT I WAS DOING. BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME ONE TIME 441 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:23,636 THAT THIS WAS THE NORMAN VINCENT PEALE, I THINK, AND SOME OF THOSE GUYS HE 442 00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:29,609 TALKED ABOUT POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING AND I BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT 443 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:34,080 THERE WAS A LOT OF TRUTH IN THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 444 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,815 DURING THIS TIME THAT WE ALL STAYED IN AT HOME AND DIDN'T LEAVE, NOT ONLY DID YOU WRITE 445 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:47,627 A GREAT BOOK, BUT YOU ALSO DID A DUET WITH BARBRA STREISAND >> YEAH. 446 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:49,863 >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT, BY THE WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS HAVE 447 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:54,634 NEVER SANG TOGETHER. >> WELL, A MATTER OF FACT WE DID, YEARS AGO 448 00:33:54,634 --> 00:34:00,240 WE DID A SONG, IT NEVER CAME OUT, BUT THEN SHE ASKED ME TO DO THIS ONE. 449 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:05,545 AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE, A GREAT SINGER 450 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:10,517 WE HAD A LOT OF FUN HANGING OUT WITH HER BACK WHEN THEY WERE DOING "A STAR IS BORN" WITH 451 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:15,522 KRIS KRISTOFFERSON >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND, YOU KNOW, WE BECAME 452 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:19,592 GOOD FRIENDS, SO I WAS GLAD TO BE ABLE TO SING WITH HER SHE'S -- SHE'S A GREAT SINGER 453 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:26,766 AND ONE OF MY DESIRES WAS TO DO A DUET WITH BARBRA >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FANTASTIC 454 00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:28,835 AND HER RECORD COMES OUT PRETTY SOON BUT SHE'LL BE ON THE SHOW FOR 455 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,171 THAT I GOT TO SAY, READING THIS BOOK, IT'S LIKE HANGING OUT 456 00:34:31,171 --> 00:34:36,076 WITH YOU WHAT I BELIEVE WOULD BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU 457 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:38,778 YOU DON'T ALLOW ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT -- 458 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:41,614 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IF I COULD, I'D BET IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS 459 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:45,452 I JUST WANT TO READ JUST THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THIS, THE INTRODUCTIONS. 460 00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:47,120 "DEAR READERS, THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP A COPY OF MY NEW BOOK, A COLLECTION OF FOND 461 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:54,961 MEMORIES, PERSONAL LETTERS, GOOD SONGS AND BAD JOKES." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 462 00:34:54,961 --> 00:34:58,565 THAT IS EXACTLY THE VIBE, AND IT IS SO COOL AND SO FUNNY, AND SO INTERESTING 463 00:34:58,565 --> 00:35:04,804 YOU GO INTO -- YOU DO TELL JOKES IN HERE. YOU GO INTO SOME SNIPPETS OF 464 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:08,074 SONGS THAT YOU'RE WRITING. BRAND NEW SONGS THAT YOU'RE WRITING. 465 00:35:08,074 --> 00:35:13,213 WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO WRITE THIS >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. 466 00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:17,484 SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MONEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:37,837 [ APPLAUSE ] * REALLY, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD 468 00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:39,639 IDEA, AND TURK PIPKIN AND I -- THE WRITER WHO HELPED ME WITH THE BOOK, A GREAT FRIEND OF 469 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:51,885 MINE WE'VE DONE, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THINGS TOGETHER IN THE PAST, SO 470 00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:53,787 I HAD A LOT OF FUN DOING IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IN PERSON, I WOULD LOVE YOU 471 00:35:53,787 --> 00:35:55,422 TO SIGN MY COPY, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO READ IT EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL I SEE YOU. 472 00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:58,458 >> ALL RIGHT, BUD. >> Jimmy: WILLIE NELSON, EVERYBODY. 473 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:04,931 HIS BOOK "LETTERS TO AMERICA," COMES OUT JUNE 29th. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 474 00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:08,301 BREAK, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 475 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:11,171 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 476 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:29,389 ON EARTH" FROM HER NEW E.P., "OUR EXTENDED PLAY," HERE IS BEABADOOBEE. 477 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:48,375 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 478 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:06,860 IT'S YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH * * YOU KILLED SOMEON 479 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:14,034 LAST NIGHT * * AND BURNED DOWN A CHURCH * 480 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:25,578 * OH YOU MADE I FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH * * WELL AND IF IT AL 481 00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:28,281 GOES WRONG * * AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'LL SOON BE GONE * 482 00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:34,320 * THEN WE SHOUL ALL JUST GET ALONG * * AND SING A SONG I WROTE 483 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,389 AND IT GOES LIKE THI IT GOES * * SHOOP-DOO-DOO 484 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:38,358 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * SHOOP-DOO 485 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:40,226 SHOOP-DOO-BADO OH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO 486 00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:42,629 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * YEAH YEAH YEA 487 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:45,065 YEAH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DO 488 00:37:45,065 --> 00:37:48,301 BADOOBADOO * * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DOO-BADO 489 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:50,170 OH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DO 490 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:53,106 BADOOBADOO * * YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH * 491 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:57,477 * YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH * * YEA 492 00:37:57,477 --> 00:38:01,648 YEAH YEAH * * YEAH YEAH YEA 493 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:15,562 YEAH YEAH * * YOU MADE IT ALONG YOU GOT A PROBLE 494 00:38:15,562 --> 00:38:18,131 WITH PETER * * GOT A PROBLEM WITH JOHN * 495 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:21,735 * YOU CAN'T GO ON ALL THIS FOLLOW ME * * I WANT TO GET 496 00:38:21,735 --> 00:38:28,842 A HOME * * BE NAKED ALONE AND TURN UP MY PHONE * 497 00:38:28,842 --> 00:38:31,244 * 'CAUSE THIS SON I WROTE * * IS JUST SO SICK 498 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:33,346 IT GOES * * SHOOP-DOO-DOO SHOOP-DO 499 00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:36,182 BADOOBADOO * * WAIT I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY * 500 00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:39,686 * WHAT'S THAT I FORGOT WAIT A MINUTE * * THE WORLD'S ABOUT TO EN 501 00:38:39,686 --> 00:38:42,522 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO FINISH * * I GUESS IF IT WERE NICE 502 00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:45,692 WE'D BE BETTER OFF IN IT * * HAVEN'T GOT A PLA SO I'M THINK * 503 00:38:45,692 --> 00:38:47,861 I'M GONNA WING I * NAKED ALONE * 504 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:51,264 * WITH THIS SONG I WROT AND IT GOES LIKE THI IT GOES * 505 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:53,667 * SHOOP-DOO-DOO SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * 506 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:56,503 * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DOO-BADO OH YEAH * 507 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:58,672 * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * 508 00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,541 * YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO 509 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:04,010 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * SHOOP-DOO 510 00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:06,479 SHOOP-DOO-BADO OH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO 511 00:39:06,479 --> 00:39:10,183 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * YEAH YEAH YEA 512 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:29,402 YEAH YEAH * * YEAH, YEAH, YEA YEAH YEAH * 513 00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:31,504 * SHOOP-DOO-DOO SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * 514 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:34,674 * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DOO-BADO OH YEAH * 515 00:39:34,674 --> 00:39:36,943 * SHOOP-DOO SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * 516 00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:40,447 * YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO 517 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:42,749 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * SHOOP-DOO 518 00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:44,818 SHOOP-DOO-BADO OH YEAH * * SHOOP-DOO 519 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:48,421 SHOOP-DO BADOOBADOO * * YEAH YEAH YEA 520 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:57,163 YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH * 521 00:39:57,163 --> 00:40:15,749 * YEAH YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:20,587 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS AGAIN TO CHARLIZE THERON! WILLIE NELSON! 523 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:24,824 BEABADOOBEE! BEABADOBEE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 524 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:28,461 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 525 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:39,039 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 526 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:42,842 THANK YOU. *