1 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:14,147 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:17,951 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,787 * TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:26,393 JON HAMM OZUNA, COMEDIAN ROJO PEREZ, 5 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:34,067 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1486 6 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:42,509 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE IS JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:54,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:54,921 --> 00:01:06,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 9 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,769 I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,173 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:17,310 WOW. OH MY GOSH WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY 12 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:21,481 EXCITING TODAY NEW YORK ENDED ITS PANDEMIC STATE OF EMERGENCY. 13 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:28,588 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THAT ALSO MEANS THE END OF TO-GO 14 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:34,928 COCKTAILS. [ AUDIENCE BOOS MARKING THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S 15 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:40,166 BEEN NOSTALGIC FOR 2020. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TOO BAD 16 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,769 I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS SEEING DELIVERY GUYS BALANCE YARDSTICK MARGARITAS ON THEIR E-BIKES. 17 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:47,707 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF NEW YORK, THE STATE JUST SUSPENDED RUDY GIULIANI 18 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:55,682 FROM PRACTICING LAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE OF HIS REPEATED FALSE 19 00:01:55,682 --> 00:02:00,954 AND MISLEADING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE ELECTION EVEN RUDY WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE 20 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:05,058 HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOU CROSSED THE LINE 21 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,461 WHEN OTHER LAWYERS ARE LIKE, "THIS GUY LIES WAY TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,098 IT'S A MIXED BAG FOR RUDY. THE BAD NEWS, HE CAN'T PRACTICE LAW IN NEW YORK. 23 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:16,136 THE GOOD NEWS, HE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF AT HIS NEXT TRIAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,173 MEANWHILE, WHEN THE NEWS ABOUT RUDY BROKE, HIS SON ANDREW RELEASED A VIDEO STATEMENT 25 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,541 RELEASED A VIDEO STATEMENT WATCH THIS 26 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:25,979 RECENTLY, A FEW MINUTES AGO MY 27 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:30,250 FATHER'S LAW LICENSE WAS SUSPENDED BY THE NEW YORK STATE FIRST APPELLATE DIVISION OF THE 28 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:38,191 SUPREME COURT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND I STAND BY MY FATHER 29 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:54,274 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE TOP 20% OF HIS 30 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:59,412 BODY STANDS WITH HIS FATHER. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DID HE USE TO FILM THAT 31 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,915 A TRUCK'S REAR VIEW CAMERA [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "PUT IT IN REVERSE 32 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:06,853 AND HIT RECORD HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,223 RUDY SAW HIS SON GIVING A SPEECH IN A RANDOM PARKING LOT AND WAS LIKE, "I TAUGHT HIM 34 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:14,627 SO WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE LEGAL NEWS, 35 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:20,500 A 49-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FROM INDIANA JUST BECAME THE FIRST PERSON TO BE SENTENCED FOR 36 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:24,871 STORMING THE CAPITOL, RECEIVING THREE YEARS OF PROBATION AND A A $500 FINE. 37 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,273 YEAH, THE WOMAN SAID SHE LEARNED HER LESSON AND HOPES TRUMP PARDONS HER WHEN HE'S 38 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:33,847 REINSTATED AS PRESIDENT IN AUGUST [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 39 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:38,752 OH, MY GOODNESS. HEY, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS TODAY AFTER MEETING WITH A 40 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,287 A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF SENATORS, PRESIDENT BIDEN FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEY HAD A DEAL ON 41 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,457 INFRASTRUCTURE YEAH RIGHT NOW, NEW YORKERS ARE 42 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:47,527 THINKING, "OKAY, NOW TEAM UP AND LET'S SAVE TO-GO COCKTAILS. 43 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:54,167 THAT'S THE REAL -- LET'S TO THE -- COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 44 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:59,439 THAT'S RIGHT, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WORKING TOGETHER, AMAZING. 45 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,941 IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF THE LION MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE SQUIRREL. 46 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,045 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S POSSIBLE. 47 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,381 THE COMPROMISE WAS ACTUALLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT ALL IT TOOK WAS HARD WORK, 48 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:13,186 DETERMINATION AND A BLOW DART TO MITCH McCONNELL'S NECK. [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:17,123 "I'VE BEEN HIT." WELL, THE PRESIDENT HELD A A PRESS CONFERENCE TO DISCUSS 50 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:22,162 THE BIG INFRASTRUCTURE DEAL, WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW PIECE CALLED "JOE BIDEN WHISPERER IN 51 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:24,431 CALLED "JOE BIDEN WHISPERER IN CHIEF. 52 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,301 >> AND HE SAID, "THE PEOPLE ARE 53 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:34,174 WAITING FOR RELIEF." >> Jimmy: I GOT THEM $1.9 TRILLION RELIEF SO FAR. 54 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,677 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST REMIND THEM, I WROTE THE BILL 55 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,181 [ LAUGHTER ] THE ENVIRONMENT. >> EMPLOYERS CAN'T FIND 56 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:44,584 WORKERS. >> Jimmy: I SAID, YEAH, PAY THEM MORE. 57 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:50,156 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT [ APPLAUSE ] 58 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:55,729 >> Steve: I LOVE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE CLOSED BY SAYING, 59 00:04:55,729 --> 00:05:00,767 "IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME." [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:05,238 WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, AFTER DISAPPOINTING SALES, DUNKIN' DONUTS HAS PULLED THE BEYOND 61 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:09,175 MEAT BREAKFAST SANDWICH FROM THEIR NATIONAL MENU. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 62 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,545 YEP. DUNKIN WAS SHOCKED PLANT BASED FOODS DIDN'T APPEAL TO THE SAME 63 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:17,684 CUSTOMERS WHO EAT STRAWBERRY FROSTING FOR BREAKFAST [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:21,688 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I READ A HEADLINE TODAY THAT KIND OF CONFUSED ME. 65 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:27,627 IT SAID "T-MOBILE RELEASED ITS OWN 5G INSPIRED GIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:31,931 WHICH BRINGS US TO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL "UHH, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. 67 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:31,965 LIKE TO CALL "UHH, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. 68 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,100 * * I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS * 69 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:38,571 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, WHY IS THE PHONE COMPANY RELEASING ITS OWN 70 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:42,609 GIN? ACTUALLY, HOLD ON. WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE 71 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:48,515 "5G-INSPIRED?" [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE DOES THE GIN TASTE LIKE A 72 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,550 A 5G NETWORK [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, BACK UP. 73 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,686 WHERE WOULD I EVEN BUY T-MOBILE GIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,923 DO YOU I HAVE TO TRACK DOWN A T-MOBILE STORE AND, IF SO, DO THEY OFFER UNLIMITED GIN PLANS 75 00:05:56,923 --> 00:06:01,027 [ LAUGHTER ] FOLLOW UP, IS IT CHEAPER IF MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON THE SAME GIN 76 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,931 PLAN [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHAT IF MY WIFE DOESN'T 77 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,100 LIKE GIN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT IF MY KIDS LOVE GIN 78 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,602 [ LAUGHTER ] AND AGAIN, WHAT IS "5G-INSPIRED?" 79 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,472 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. * JUST HAVE S 80 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:19,579 MANY QUESTIONS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING 81 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,182 I SAW THAT McDONALD'S IS PHASING OUT ITS VALUE MEALS. >> Steve: AWW. 82 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:26,353 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: SHIFTING TOWARDS MORE EXPENSIVE MENU ITEMS 83 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,421 IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO FEEL DIFFERENT. JUST LOOK AT THEIR LATEST 84 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,256 JUST LOOK AT THEIR LATEST COMMERCIAL 85 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:31,791 >> DELIGHT YOUR SENSES AT 86 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,861 McDONALD'S PARTAKE IN THE SUPERIOR MAC FOR $29.99 87 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:39,232 SAVOR THE FILET MIGNON OR FISH FOR $37.50 OR INDULGE IN THE GOLDEN 88 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,737 CRISPINESS OF SIR RONALD MCDONALD'S NUGGETS WITH DIPPING SAUCES THREE. 89 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:48,641 BLACK TRUFFLE CAVIAR, SUMPTUOUS FOIS GRAS, AND OF COURSE, HONEY MUSTARD. 90 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:54,314 McDONALD'S * I'M ENAMORED WITH IT 91 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:58,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M ENAMORED WITH IT >> Steve: WAS ENAMORED WITH. 92 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,554 WOW. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT NEARLY HALF 93 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:06,793 OF AMERICAN MEN EXPERIMENTED WITH THEIR LOOK LAST YEAR. EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR LOOK IS 94 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:10,296 ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT. I MEAN, GUYS WERE CUTTING THEIR HAIR WITH NAIL CLIPPERS. 95 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY! 96 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,237 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, PLEASE 97 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:29,649 * * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 98 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,919 EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. WELCOME. 99 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:36,623 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, HE STARS 100 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:41,861 IN THE NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX JULY 1st 101 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:45,398 I TOLD HIM -- I SAID, "WE CAN DO ZOOM IF YOU WANT. HE SAID, "NO, I'M GONNA COME 102 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:49,402 OUT. I'M DOING IT FOR THE AUDIENCE. >> Steve: WOW. 103 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:55,075 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JON HAMM IS HERE >> Steve: YEAH, HAMM BONE! 104 00:07:55,075 --> 00:08:00,780 >> Jimmy: HAMM IS IN DOESN'T LET YOU DOWN >> Steve: GO HAMM. 105 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:05,585 >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU COULD SEE HIM IN THE NEW FILM "F9," OZUNA IS HERE! 106 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:10,290 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE OZUNA 107 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,492 AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND UP ALSO IN STUDIO, FROM ROJO PEREZ 108 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:17,497 >> Steve: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY 109 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,102 GUYS, SUMMER IS HERE AND A LOT OF TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS ARE BEING LIFTED AROUND THE WORLD, 110 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,271 BUT THE RULES CAN BE PRETTY COMPLICATED. SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME 111 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,407 FOR "FACT VS. FICTION. HERE WE GO 112 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:32,912 * FACT FACT VERSUS FICTION * >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 113 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:37,083 THAT'S KIND OF LIKE A GOOD - * * FACT FACT 114 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:46,493 VERSUS FICTION * >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE ADULT CONTEMPORARY, MAYBE. 115 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,228 >> Questlove: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. 116 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,530 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GORGEOUS >> Steve: MOVING >> Jimmy: LET'S GET STARTED. 117 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,134 FIRST UP, FACT, THE CDC RECOMMENDS KEEPING YOUR MASK ON DURING YOUR FLIGHT 118 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,870 FICTION, THE CDC RECOMMENDS KEEPING YOUR ELBOW ON THE MIDDLE ARMREST TO CLAIM YOUR 119 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:06,479 TERRITORY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT WE HAVE FACT, THE CDC WILL 120 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:12,385 NOT BE ABLE TO REGULATE CRUISES. FICTION, COVID IS ONLY THE 121 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,656 FOURTH MOST DANGEROUS DISEASE YOU CAN GET ON A CRUISE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 122 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,492 THAT IS FICTION. >> Steve: THAT'S FICTION [ APPLAUSE ] 123 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,762 >> Steve: HEY. >> Jimmy: HEY. >> Steve: BACK OFF 124 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,832 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: BACK OFF I LIKE TO HAVE MY ARM REST, 125 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:29,035 PLEASE >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. YOU'RE WEARING THE MASK. 126 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,905 >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. COULD YOU BACK OFF, PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,474 >> Jimmy: YOUR VOICE SOUNDS DEEPER WITH THE MASK ON. >> Steve: WELL, THE MASK, IT'S 128 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:38,078 A FILTER >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> IT'S A -- IT'S A FILTER 129 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,581 >> Jimmy: OH [ DARTH VADER BREATH ] ARE YOU BANE 130 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:48,455 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FACT, CHILDREN 2 AND OLDER MUST WEAR MASKS ON PUBLIC 131 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:52,492 TRANSIT. FICTION, CHILDREN 1 AND UNDER CAN CONTINUE TO LICK THE 132 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,061 WINDOWS OF CITY BUSES. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THAT'S FICTION 133 00:09:55,061 --> 00:10:00,367 DON'T DO THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 134 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:04,104 FACT, YOU SHOULD DELAY ALL TRAVEL UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED 135 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,940 FICTION, IF YOU'RE FLYING WITH SOUTHWEST, GOOD NEWS, YOUR TRAVEL HAS ALREADY BEEN 136 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,543 DELAYED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT IS FICTION. 137 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,114 >> Steve: FICTION. NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT WE HAVE 138 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,449 FACT, IF YOUR CHILDREN ARE VACCINATED, YOU COULD BRING THEM WITH YOU. 139 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,719 FICTION, IF THEY'RE NOT, YOU SHOULD SAY, "BUMMER KIDS, I GUESS ONLY MOM AND I CAN GO TO 140 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:25,625 DISNEYLAND PARIS THIS SUMMER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THERE'S FOOD IN THE FREEZER!" 141 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,896 THEY COULDN'T HEAR ME THROUGH STORM DOOR >> Steve: OH YEAH? 142 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:33,400 [ LAUGHTER ] LOCKED IT. >> Steve: LOCKED 143 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,870 >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FACT, WHEN RETURNING YOU'LL BE BARRED FROM ENTRY IF YOU FAIL 144 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:42,008 TO SHOW A NEGATIVE TEST RESULT FICTION, ALSO YOU CAN CALL AN APARTMENT A "FLAT" JUST BECAUSE 145 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:48,148 YOU WERE IN ENGLAND FOR FIVE DAYS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 146 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,751 AFTER THAT WE HAVE FACT, AMERICAN AIRLINES HAD TO CANCEL HUNDREDS OF FLIGHTS DUE TO A 147 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:55,588 A PILOT SHORTAGE FICTION, SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST LETTING THEIR INTERNS FLY THE 148 00:10:55,588 --> 00:11:00,293 PLANES FOR COLLEGE CREDIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO FOR IT. 149 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,363 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT --" "WHO CARES, JUST GO FOR IT." >> Steve: "I DON'T WANNA --" 150 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,965 >> Jimmy: "YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. NEXT UP, FACT, MASKS WILL 151 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:10,136 PROTECT YOU FROM COVID ON AIRPLANES. FICTION, MASKS MAY ALSO PROTECT 152 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,872 YOU FROM THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE SEAT WHO ORDERED FOUR VODKA TONICS AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT 153 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:16,576 HOW CANCEL CULTURE HAS GONE TOO FAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 154 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:25,218 "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TOO FAR." AND FINALLY, FACT, IF YOU'VE HAD THE PFIZER SHOT, YOU'RE 155 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,554 ALLOWED TO FLY FICTION, IF YOU HAD ASTRAZENECA, YOU HAVE TO RUN 156 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,357 ALONGSIDE THE PLANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 157 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:34,394 "FACT VS. FICTION. STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M PLAYING 158 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:39,099 MARIO GOLF WITH TEAM USA OLYMPIC GOLFER COLLIN MORIKAWA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:58,118 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 160 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,886 NOW, THERE IS A COOL NEW VIDEO GAME COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH CALLED 161 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:07,260 "MARIO GOLF SUPER RUSH AND I WANTED TO GIVE IT A TRY. SO OUR FRIENDS AT NINTENDO SENT 162 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:11,331 IT OVER TO US. AND -- BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH 163 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:18,471 SO PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF THE BEST GOLFERS ON THE PGA TOUR RIGHT NOW, COLLIN MORIKAWA 164 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:18,505 BEST GOLFERS ON THE PGA TOUR RIGHT NOW, COLLIN MORIKAWA 165 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,909 >> Jimmy: WOW. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY 166 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:31,217 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO >> Jimmy: COLLIN MORIKAWA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:37,090 NOW, BEFORE WE PLAY, BEFORE WE PLAY, COLLIN HAS SOME EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE. 168 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:41,394 COLLIN, AFTER YOU. >> I WILL BE REPRESENTING TEAM USA AT THE OLYMPICS THIS YEAR. 169 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YES 170 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:48,601 AWESOME! HOW DOES THAT FEEL >> GIVES ME CHILLS 171 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:53,306 IT GIVES ME CHILLS I MEAN TWO YEARS AGO I WAS AN AMATEUR AND LOOK AT US NOW 172 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,508 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE IN THE OLYPMICS >> NOW WE'RE TRYING TO WIN 173 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,177 GOLD >> Jimmy: AND YOU'LL TAKE IT, BUDDY, I KNOW IT 174 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,713 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN GRAB YOUR CONTROLLER, THERE. YOUR JOYCON AND PUT IT ON YOUR 175 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,182 WRIST. USE THE SAFETY STRAP, HERE NOW LOOK, HERE'S HOW THE GAME 176 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,884 WORKS. THIS ISN'T JUST NORMAL "MARIO GOLF." 177 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,586 THIS IS SPEED GOLF, OKAY, SO YOU HAVE TO GET THE BEST SCORE AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT AS 178 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:12,525 QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. SO AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE BALL YOU HAVE TO RUN AFTER IT AS 179 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:16,162 FAST AS YOU CAN. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS REAL 180 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,433 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, EVERY STROKE YOU TAKE ADDS 181 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,068 TIME TO YOUR CLOCK AND WHOEVER GETS IT IN WITH LESS TIME ON THE CLOCK WINS 182 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:27,073 I'LL BE PLAYING AS MARIO COLLIN, WHAT CHARACTER ARE YOU PICKING? 183 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:32,445 >> YOSHI >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,748 WE'RE GOING TO BE PLAYING THREE HOLES AT THE CLASSIC COURSE BONNIE GREENS. 185 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:39,085 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S DO THIS HERE >> GOOD LUCK 186 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:42,822 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANKS >> YOU NEED TO STRETCH >> Jimmy: HOLD - 187 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,792 I HAVE TO ALIGN MY CLUB. HOLD ON. * 188 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,829 OH, YOU'RE GOING ALREADY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 189 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,898 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAIT WHY ARE YOU ON AN EGG? 190 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,300 ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ALREADY YOU'RE CHEATING. WHAT IS GOING ON 191 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,371 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- HOW DO YOU NOT GET THE HEARTS 192 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,842 OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU'RE ON A GIANT EGG. WHERE IS MY BALL 193 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,414 WHAT IS HE DOING MARIO, WAKE UP WHAT ARE YOU HITTING -- YOU'RE 194 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,216 BEHIND A TREE. >> I HIT A TREE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 195 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,421 WHY AM I SO SLOW WHAT IS GOING ON I'M IN A TREE! 196 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:19,459 WHAT IS HAPPENING? GET OUT OF THE TREE! OH, MY GOSH. 197 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:24,064 AM I -- DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE >> MAKING A MESS 198 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:29,202 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT GOOD MY GOSH. 199 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,772 I NEED A HEART I'M EXHAUSTED. I MEAN IN REAL LIFE. 200 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:38,144 NOT MY CHARACTER I'M OUT OF BREATH. OH, MY GOD 201 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:45,585 I OVERSHOT THE GREEN WHERE ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 202 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:52,559 >> I DON'T WANT A BOGEY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 203 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,961 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS HIGH STRESS THAT WAS A LOT OF STRESS BEHIND A TREE. 204 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,697 >> I HIT A TREE. >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS IN A TREE! >> I HIT A TREE. 205 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,899 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU HIT ONE I WAS IN IT THE WHOLE TIME ALL RIGHT. 206 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,502 >> I HIT A TREE. YOU'RE LEADING YOU'RE LEADING 207 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,270 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS >> YOU'RE LEADING. 208 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,473 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BUT BARELY THIS IS A CLOSE GAME 209 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:13,680 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THREE, TWO, ONE. >> NICE SHOT 210 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,616 NICE SHOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SHEEP IN MY 211 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:29,529 WAY! * >> OH, GO. 212 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:42,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU MIGHT HAVE A NEW PROFESSION 213 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,711 COMING UP. >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. NO BIG DEAL. 214 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:50,183 JUST SAYING SECOND FIRST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,919 >> ONE MORE HOLE >> Jimmy: THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE IS RECONSIDERING WHO TO SEND 216 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,623 OVER JUST SAYING. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, BUD 217 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,893 ONE MORE LOOK AT THIS PAR 5. 218 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:04,497 446 YARDS. OH, YEAH TWO. 219 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:14,474 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YOU GET THE HEART EVERY 220 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,378 TIME OH, MY GOSH. I WANT AN EGG! 221 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:22,115 I WANT AN EGG! HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EGG? GET OFF THAT EGG 222 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,719 IT'S STILL CHEATING! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT >> NICE! 223 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,089 >> Jimmy: MY GUY KEEPS WANTING TO RUN TO IT LIKE THE BUNKER GET THAT HEART, YOU FOOL 224 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:33,059 GET THE HEART, YOU FOOL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MARIO, OH, MY GOSH 225 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:36,429 GET OUT OF THE WAY GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU SPECTATORS 226 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,399 GET LOST OH, MY GOODNESS! >> TAKE YOUR TIME >> Jimmy: 227 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,969 HURRY UP HURRY UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 228 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:51,845 * THE CHAMPION RIGHT THERE [ BELL DINGING ] 229 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,081 COLLIN MORIKAWA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEST OF LUCK IN THE OLYMPICS, 230 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:59,085 BUDDY. YOU'RE GOING TO CRUSH IT WE LOVE YOU, PAL 231 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:02,655 PLAYING FOR TEAM USA AT THE OLYMPICS "MARIO GOLF SUPER RUSH" IS OUT 232 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,793 ON NINTENDO SWITCH TOMORROW! STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY, COME ON BACK. 233 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:26,479 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 234 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:31,751 EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE," WHICH 235 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:37,891 COMES TO HBO MAX JULY 1st. PLEASE WELCOME JON HAMM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 236 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:37,924 PLEASE WELCOME JON HAMM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 237 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:57,243 * * 238 00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:11,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING >> DOES THIS FEEL GOOD OR WHAT 239 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,493 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, THIS IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 240 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:17,230 I MISSED IT. THANK YOU. YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO OUR 241 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,933 SHOW WHEN I WAS DOING IT FROM MY HOME, THEN -- >> WHICH WAS FUN 242 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,369 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS MORE FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 243 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,304 >> OR FUNNEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS. 244 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,506 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FUNNEST -- 245 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,242 >> IT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A CALLBACK YES. 246 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,412 >> Jimmy: DID I HEAR A RUMOR I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT YOU MAYBE FILMING A MOVIE? 247 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:37,150 ARE YOU -- >> YES, I'M FILMING A MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, BUT ARE YOU 248 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:41,388 DOING -- >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU -- MAYBE YOU CAN GUESS WHAT I'M FILMING 249 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:45,191 IT STARTS WITH AN F AND IT RHYMES WITH "FLETCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,193 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE DOING "FLETCH? >> WE'RE REMAKING "FLETCH," 251 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,896 YES. WE'RE REBOOTING "FLETCH" UP IN BOSTON 252 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,298 WE START ON MONDAY, AND WE'RE VERY EXCITED GREG MOTTOLA IS DIRECTING, 253 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,569 MYSELF, JOHN SLATTERY -- >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. >> A CAST OF OTHERS WILL BE IN 254 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,438 IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MAJOR 255 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,007 >> VERY EXCITING, VERY EXCITING YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY EXCITING 256 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:05,412 IT'S VERY EXCITING WE ALL LOVED THE MOVIE GROWING UP 257 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,714 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE PERFECT >> IT'S AN '80s STAPLE AND WE'RE GOING TO SORT OF REBOOT 258 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:12,185 IT AND UPDATE IT FOR THE 2000s >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PERFECT >> WELL, THANK YOU 259 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:17,557 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO -- I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT "TOP GUN MAVERICK," OF COURSE 260 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,626 >> OH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 261 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,494 I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED, 262 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,230 YOU'VE GOT SOME BIG MOVIES RIGHT NOW. I ALWAYS LOVED -- BUT "TOP GUN 263 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,200 MAVERICK." >> WELL, I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH THE '80s AND TRY 264 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,270 AND BE IN ALL OF EITHER THE SEQUELS OR THE REBOOTS OF ALL OF THOSE 265 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,073 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SO SMART. >> KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR 266 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,375 "LABYRINTH." >> Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,912 WOW, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC DID YOU BOND WITH TOM CRUISE >> TC? 268 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,714 YES, I DID >> Jimmy: TC [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 269 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,149 WOW. AND YOU CALL HIM TC? >> WELL YOU KNOW - 270 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:47,387 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> ONCE YOU KNOW HIM -- I HAD ACTUALLY MET TOM A LONG TIME 271 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:52,125 BEFORE IT WAS AT A FRIEND'S -- JIMMY KIMMEL'S HOUSE 272 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,161 ANOTHER JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HE HAS BIG -- HE HAS FUN PARTIES. 273 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,431 >> HE HAS FUN PARTIES. AND HE WAS HAVING A FOOTBALL WATCHING PARTY ON A SUNDAY, AS 274 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:04,571 YOU DO AND THE RUMOR GOT AROUND YOU KNOW WHAT, SOMEBODY SAID 275 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,174 TOM CRUISE IS COMING TODAY AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, HE'S NOT. LIKE, IT'S A FOOTBALL PARTY. 276 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,211 WE'RE ALL WATCHING FOOTBALL. IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS EATING PIZZA AND DRINKING BEER 277 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,646 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BE HERE >> TOM CRUISE IS NOT COMING TO 278 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:17,684 THIS FOOTBALL PARTY. CUT TO THREE MINUTES LATER HE WALKS IN WITH HIS MOM. 279 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,955 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> MOM CRUISE. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH 280 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,192 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GENIUS. DID YOU START THAT 281 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:30,563 MOM CRUISE IS THE BEST BEST LINE EVER >> AND THEN, CUT TO THE REVERSE 282 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,533 OF THIS. LIKE 40 DUDES JUST WITH THEIR JAWS ON THE GROUND LIKE, "IS 283 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:37,804 THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? SO I DID BRING THAT UP WHEN I SAY, "YEAH, THAT WAS A FUN 284 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,539 PARTY, MAN, WE HAD A GREAT TIME ME AND MY MOM, THAT WAS 285 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,942 AWESOME. >> Jimmy: HE REMEMBERS IT? >> HE REMEMBERED THAT. 286 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,778 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, IT WAS CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOU, 287 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:49,049 BUT -- >> Jimmy: HOW IS MOM CRUISE? >> EXCELLENT 288 00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:51,151 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL, RIGHT >> SHE CAN HANG. YEAH 289 00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:52,986 SHE CAN HANG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 290 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,155 THAT'S FANTASTIC >> IT WAS A FUN, FUN TIME. AND TOM, YOU KNOW -- TOM IS THE 291 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:59,759 MOST GIVING, KIND OF, WONDERFUL GUY. FIRST GUY IN, THE LAST GUY OUT 292 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,363 HE'S THE HARDEST WORKING GUY ON THE SET. HE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD 293 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,634 HE'S GOT ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING TO DO INCLUDING LIKE FLYING PLANES AT MACH WHATEVER. 294 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,872 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S INSPIRATIONAL, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH. 295 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,941 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "NO SUDDEN MOVE. >> LET'S DO. 296 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,677 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A HEIST MOVIE. >> YES 297 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,546 >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY, BUT THAT'S THE THING NOW. 298 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:23,383 >> I DIDN'T DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 299 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,552 >> WELL, NO. THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE -- THERE'S A LOT OF 300 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,754 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT EVEN IN QUESTION 301 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,723 >> IT WASN'T ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHAGGY IS IN THE 302 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,258 MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE RAPPER OR THE CARTOON 303 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:36,262 CHARACTER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> "OH NO, SCOOB 304 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:40,867 WE'RE IN A HEIST MOVIE DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERG. [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,269 "ROKIE-DOKE!" >> Jimmy: "ROKIE-DOKE. DUDE, STEVE SODERBERG, COME ON 306 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,139 >> CARTOON CHARACTERS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT WHEN 307 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:55,415 YOU DO IMPRESSIONS BUT WHAT'S IT LIKE GETTING DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERG 308 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,018 >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE SHOT THIS MOVIE IN OCTOBER, SO IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 309 00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,320 PANDEMIC WE SHOT IT IN DETROIT. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN 310 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,824 THE '50s SO IT'S A PERIOD FILM THAT HAS A LOT OF MOVING PARTS, A LOT OF 311 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,461 CARS, A LOT OF COSTUMES, A LOT OF HAIR AND MAKEUP EVERYTHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T' 312 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:15,502 WANT TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC AND STEVEN SODERBERG WAS LIKE 313 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,470 A CONDUCTOR. HE JUST -- EVERYTHING -- NOTHING PHASED HIM 314 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:22,509 HE HAD THIS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED STORY WITH ALL THESE MOVING PARTS 315 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:26,079 WE WOULD FINISH IN SIX -- HAVE SIX HOUR DAYS. NOBODY GOT SICK. 316 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:32,452 WE STAYED IN A BUBBLE. EVERYBODY STAYED IN THE SAME HOTEL. 317 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,088 THAT WAS VERY FUN, SO WE ALL GOT TO KIND OF HANG OUT. IT WAS A LOVELY, LOVELY 318 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,390 EXPERIENCE AND WE MADE A REALLY WONDERFUL MOVIE WITH AN AMAZING CAST 319 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,559 IT'S - >> Jimmy: BENICIO DEL TORO >> BENICIO DEL TORO, 320 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,761 DON CHEADLE, RAY LIOTTA -- >> Jimmy: DON CHEADLE? >> MYSELF. 321 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,931 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND PEOPLE LIKE ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 322 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,200 >> Jimmy: DAVID HARBOUR? >> HARBOUR >> Jimmy: DAVID HARBOUR. 323 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,704 YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE HERE IS JON HAMM AND 324 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:56,543 DAVID HARBOUR IN "NO SUDDEN MOVE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 325 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:56,576 MOVE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 326 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,378 * >> MR. WERTZ 327 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,780 DETECTIVE JOE FINNEY MICHIGAN STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE 328 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:05,485 ORGANIZED CRIME TASK FORCE >> ORGANIZED CRIME >> YEAH. 329 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:11,591 DETROIT POLICE GOT TWO PHONE CALLS, ONE FROM A FRIEND, MRS. ATKINSON. 330 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:15,295 SHE SAID SHE WAS CONCERNED AND THEN ANOTHER FROM A NEIGHBOR SAID THEY HEARD LOUD NOISES. 331 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:18,164 >> ORGANIZED CRIME LIKE THE MOB. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE 332 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:26,473 $64,000 QUESTION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH. 333 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,408 SEE, OOH! SUBTLE YES, I LOVE THAT JON HAMM EVERYBODY 334 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SUBTLE! >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, 335 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,612 JON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF EGG RUSSIAN ROULETTE, WHICH WE 336 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:39,252 HAVEN'T DONE IN YEARS. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. STICK AROUND 337 00:23:39,252 --> 00:24:00,540 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 338 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:06,579 JON HAMM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE" 339 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:12,619 BEGINS STREAMING ON HBO MAX ON JULY 1st AND NOW JON AND I ARE ABOUT TO 340 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,856 GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF EGG RUSSIAN ROULETTE HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO 341 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:23,196 EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS >> Steve: YES, JAMES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 342 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:27,067 HERE IN MY HANDS I HAVE ONE DOZEN EGGS FOUR THRICE. 343 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:30,303 EIGHT OF THEM -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FOUR AND THRICE. 344 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,839 >> OKAY. >> Steve: EIGHT OF THEM -- >> KEEP GOING. 345 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,674 >> Steve: THAT IS TWO AND FOUR - HAVE BEEN HARD BOILED. 346 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:38,712 FOUR OF THEM ARE STILL RAW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 347 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,547 YOU AND JON SHALL TAKE TURNS SELECTING AN EGG AND SMASHING IT UPON YOUR HEAD. 348 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:47,554 YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH EGGS ARE RAW AND WHICH ONES ARE HARD BOILED 349 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,724 BUT ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU MUST SMASH THAT EGG. >> Jimmy: SHOULD YOU BE IN A 350 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:53,126 A COSTUME OR SOMETHING >> Steve: I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:55,762 ACTING KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: CAN WE PUT IT BACK 352 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,931 >> Steve: YEAH NO YOU MAY NOT. 353 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,799 NO PUT BACKS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> CAN WE TAKE TWO 354 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:03,636 >> Steve: NO YOU MAY NOT WH-ONE EGG WH-ONE EGG 355 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:09,642 EITHER RAW OR HARD BOILED. AS A GUEST OF THE SHOW, JON, YOU SHALL PROCEED WITH THE 356 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:15,749 PRIMA OVUM THE FIRST EGG. [ LAUGHTER ] 357 00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:17,717 >> Jimmy: PRIMA OVA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHICH ONE SHALL YOU 358 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,819 CHOOSE >> PRIMUM OVUM >> Steve: PRIMA! 359 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:28,561 PRIMA OVUM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FEEL -- 360 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:33,066 OH OHH, THE SPIN TRICK! WAIT, I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT 361 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:36,202 ONE. [ SMACK [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 362 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:43,977 * >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT! 363 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:48,982 YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT! YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT! YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT, AND 364 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,085 YOU -- YOU WERE ACTING >> Steve: YOKE'S ON YOU, MR. HAMM 365 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:55,889 [ LAUGHTER ] JAMES! I HOPE YOU DON'T GET EGG ON 366 00:25:55,889 --> 00:26:00,360 YOUR SHIRT * [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,862 >> Jimmy: OH BOY >> I LIKE WHAT YOU -- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 368 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:06,366 >> Steve: OH, THAT ONE MISTAKE. MM, YES. 369 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:10,637 >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT >> Steve: BUENA FORTUNA! [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,806 >> SOLID SOLID. >> Jimmy: IT'S SOLID 371 00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:15,041 >> SOLID, I CAN SEE IT >> Jimmy: I CAN FEEL IT. THANKS 372 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:21,581 IT HAS A SHEEN TO IT >> CHARLIE OR MARTIN [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:25,051 >> Jimmy: UH, EMILIO >> EMILIO ESTEVEZ. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 374 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:30,323 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] * 375 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:36,863 SHEEN'S ALL OVER OOH, NICE SELECTION THERE. >> Steve: I SHALL NOT LOOK 376 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,865 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN LOOK, HIGGINS. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU SEE 377 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:43,103 IT >> Steve: PICK AN EGG. THERE ARE STILL THREE RAW EGGS 378 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:45,972 >> Jimmy: IF YOU PICK -- >> Steve: OHH! [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:51,611 >> MY HAND'S ALL EGGY. SLIPPERY >> Steve: GOOD LUCK. 380 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:55,081 THAT SERVED YOU WELL LAST TIME >> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 381 00:26:55,081 --> 00:27:03,423 * >> I LEARNED THAT FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN 382 00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:06,059 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE MOVE -- >> Steve: LOWER THE AIR IN THE TIRES, AND YOU CAN GET AN 383 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:11,197 INCH - GOOD LUCK! >> HE'S CONFIDENT. 384 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:17,303 THE CONFIDENCE IS SOLID. YOU FEEL IT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD. 385 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,939 >> Steve: HEY, KID, COME ON, LET'S PLAY CATCH AROUND THE BACK YARD. 386 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:26,446 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WOW. 387 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:32,185 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GETTING TO BE A PRO AT THIS. 388 00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:37,657 >> YOU ARE BATTING A THOUSAND. >> Jimmy: BATTING A THOU >> Steve: THREE REMAIN 389 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:44,964 UNFETTERED BY HEA. RAW, IN THE -- OH. >> I'M NOT GOING TO SPIN IT. 390 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,467 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT >> NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT IT 391 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:49,769 LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE >> WELL, I'M NOT [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:57,210 I MEAN, I MIGHT ROLL IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> OH! 393 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:00,280 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] * 394 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,450 [DING DING ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- 395 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:08,254 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 396 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:12,859 JON HAMM HE'S UNBELIEVABLE! THAT'S - 397 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:17,530 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OZUNA STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 398 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:37,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE MY NEXT 399 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:42,722 GUEST. HE IS A MULTIPLE LATIN GRAMMY-WINNING SUPERSTAR 400 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:48,194 WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE GIANT NEW FILM "F9," WHICH IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. 401 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:53,233 PLEASE WELCOME OZUNA * THAT'S MY MAN, YO! 402 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,270 HI SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD! >> HOW ARE YOU 403 00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:00,440 HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD, BUDDY. 404 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,010 IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW A BUNCH OF TIMES NOW, AND 405 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,412 EVERY TIME, YOU CRUSH IT, SO THANK YOU. BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON 406 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:10,817 OUR SHOW -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS. THIS WAS IS IN - 407 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:13,453 >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS WAS IN PUERTO RICO. 408 00:29:13,453 --> 00:29:16,022 >> PUERTO RICO WITH JOSE FELICIANO >> Jimmy: JOSE FELICIANO, 409 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:19,459 THAT'S RIGHT YOU REMEMBER YEAH, THAT WAS THE BIGGEST - 410 00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:22,862 >> I REMEMBER. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE - HAVE YOU WORKED WITH HIM 411 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:26,132 BEFORE >> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN JOSE FELICIANO. 412 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,635 >> Jimmy: AND HE'S -- YEAH, HE'S REALLY FUNNY. HE LOVES JOKES AND FOOLING 413 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:32,839 AROUND >> YEAH. BUT -- BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU 414 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:37,711 SEE -- YO, YOU SEE JOSE FELICIANO, YOU THINK, LIKE, HE'S SERIOUS PEOPLE. 415 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:41,314 YOU KNOW, IT'S -- IT'S THE MUSIC, AND THE -- YOU KNOW, THE CAREER THEY HAVE, IT'S A 416 00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:47,654 A SERIOUS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT HE'S A FUNNY GUY. 417 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:51,358 THE DAY -- THE DAY WITH JOSE FELICIANO IS A FUNNY DAY. FOR REAL 418 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:56,062 >> Jimmy: OZUNA, YOU'RE ABOUT TO START LIVE SHOWS AGAIN. >> YOU KNOW, I'M READY TO OPEN 419 00:29:56,062 --> 00:30:02,202 AND TO DO THE FIRST SHOW IN AGUASCALIENTES IN MEXICO >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH. 420 00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:04,270 I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SEE IT 421 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,272 I WANT TO SEE IT IF YOU GET A CHANCE -- TALK ABOUT AN AMAZING 422 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:14,347 PERFORMER, OZUNA, ALWAYS YOU KNOW, I WAS CHECKING OUT, I WAS DOING SOME RESEARCH ON YOU 423 00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:20,120 ON THE INTERNET, YOUR VIDEOS, NINE OF YOUR VIDEOS ARE OVER ONE BILLION ON YOUTUBE 424 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,856 BILLION BY THE WAY, NOT MILLION. BILLION. 425 00:30:22,856 --> 00:30:30,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE INCLUDING "TAKI TAKI," WHICH IS OVER TWO BILLION 426 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:35,101 I TRIED TO RESEARCH THIS AND MAYBE I'M WRONG, BUT DOES IT MEAN ANYTHING 427 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:40,473 WHAT DOES "TAKI TAKI" MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- I DON'T 428 00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:44,377 KNOW WHAT'S "TAKI TAKI." THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:30:44,377 --> 00:30:46,646 AT FIRST I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S "TAKI TAKI." >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 430 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,748 >> WHEN I -- >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT IS IT >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS 431 00:30:48,748 --> 00:30:52,385 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY CALL ME - THEY CALL ME AND SEND ME THE 432 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:57,057 BEATS. THAT'S WHEN I GOT THE SHOW IN MEXICO 433 00:30:57,057 --> 00:31:01,327 I REMEMBER, AND HE SAY, "YO, I NEED THIS SONG FOR TODAY I NEED SOMETHING 434 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:06,132 I NEED THE FIRST 50 SECONDS, 45 SECONDS AND I WANT TO DO SONGS 435 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:11,604 FEATURING AROUND THE WORLD." AND I -- I GOT ONE HOUR. I GOT SHOW, SO LET'S DO IT HOT 436 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,440 I GOT TO CALL MY ENGINEER AND SAY, "YO, LET'S DO IT. AND WHEN I PRACTICED WITH 437 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:23,850 THE -- WITH THE MELODY OF THE SONG, AND I SAY "TAKI TAKI." [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 438 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:29,422 BUT THAT'S THE -- YOU KNOW THE MELODY GOT THE INSTRUMENTAL. SO, I'M SENT THE NEXT NIGHT 439 00:31:29,422 --> 00:31:34,227 BACK AND HE CALLED ME ONE WEEK -- THE NEXT ONE WEEK, HE SAY TO ME, "YO, I GOT THE BEST 440 00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:40,800 FEATURE WITH CARDI B BUT I GOT ONE SURPRISE FOR YOU COME TO THE VIDEO. 441 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,103 IT'S THE NEXT MORNING, I GO TO THE VIDEO AND I SEE SELENA GOMEZ 442 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:47,140 SO I SAY, "YO, YOU GOT THE BEST SURPRISE FOR ME," BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW SELENA GOMEZ WAS IN 443 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,442 THIS AT ALL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU'RE LIKE "I DON'T EVEN CARE IF TAKI TAKI 444 00:31:49,442 --> 00:31:52,112 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,580 >> I DON'T KNOW WHO'S "TAKI TAKI." EVERYBODY SAYS WHO IS "TAKI 446 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,982 TAKI"? I DON'T KNOW WHO IS "TAKI TAKI." 447 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:59,819 >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYONE YOU HAVEN'T COLLABORATED WITH YET THAT YOU WANT TO 448 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:03,056 >> RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW, FOR ME, THE DREAM, I WANT TO COLLAB WITH RIHANNA 449 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:06,359 I GOT, IN MY PACKAGE -- I GOT A SONG - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 450 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:10,530 -- WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 451 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:13,266 THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S COMING UP NEXT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "F9," BY 452 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:18,738 THE WAY. NOT ONLY ARE YOU JUST GLOBAL SUPERSTAR. 453 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:22,108 WE KNOW YOU FROM YOUR MUSIC. BUT YOUR ACTING IS FANTASTIC AS WELL 454 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:27,147 AND THEN, YOU'RE IN "F9. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR BY FAR 455 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:31,618 WE CAN'T EVEN SHOW A CLIP, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF A SPOILER IN THE MOVIE 456 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,154 AND SO -- FOR REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, WE'RE NOT EVEN REALLY 457 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:40,360 ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOUR SCENE IS, BUT IT'S COOL. AND -- THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 458 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,964 BUT HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED DID YOU GO THROUGH VIN DIESEL? THAT'S USUALLY WHAT I WOULD DO 459 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,801 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT REALLY IS A DREAM, BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME CALL ME, 460 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:54,374 YEAH, YOU GO TO -- WE GO SOMETHING, "FAST 9." I SAY, "YO, THAT'S REAL? 461 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:58,178 I WANT TO GO TO "FAST 9" BECAUSE I'M CALLING FOR A LATIN -- A LATIN MOVIE 462 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:01,247 NOT GO OFF TO, YOU KNOW, AMERICAN MOVIE OR AROUND THE WORLD. 463 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:04,651 DOING A MOVIE IS THE SAME AS GOING TO UNIVERSITY. REAL, REAL, REAL 464 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:07,253 DOING A MOVIE IS THE SAME AS GOING TO A UNIVERSITY. SO, IT'S DAY BY DAY, AND THE 465 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:10,557 PEOPLE DAY BY DAY AND THE PEOPLE. AND THE TIPS, THEY GIVE ME, 466 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:16,563 VIN DIESEL FOR THE MOVIE, LIKE IT'S A HUGE SHOW IT'S A DREAM, IN THIS MOVIE AND 467 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:21,401 IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR MY CAREER AND FOR THE BRAND >> Jimmy: I'VE READ SO MANY 468 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:25,405 ARTICLES ABOUT YOU YOU'RE VERY HUMBLE AND FUNNY, BUT ALSO I THINK I READ, LIKE, 469 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:33,813 TWICE THAT YOU SAID, "I WANT TO RETIRE AT 35." AND I THINK YOU SAID YOU WANT 470 00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:37,650 TO GO TO SPACE, OR YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOON OR SOMETHING. >> YEAH. 471 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:42,455 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY DREAM. I WANT TO GO LIKE, ELON MUSK, 472 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:46,926 GIVE ME SOME -- A LITTLE SPACE IN THE MOON SO WE ALL GO UP WITH HIM AND GET MY LIFE THERE 473 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:49,896 WITH MY FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ELON, 474 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:53,400 ELON, GIVE HIM -- GIVE OZUNA A A CALL WE ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, BUD 475 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,569 CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, THE TOUR AND THE MOVIE, "F9. OZUNA! 476 00:33:56,569 --> 00:34:00,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "F9" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW THAT'S MY MAN. 477 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:03,543 COME BACK, WE LOVE YOU >> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 478 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:09,115 WITH STAND UP FROM ROJO PEREZ. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 479 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:23,630 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST'S COMEDY ALBUM "WORDS" IS 480 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:28,101 AVAILABLE JULY 13th ON APPLE MUSIC. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" 481 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:33,206 DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY ROJO PEREZ 482 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:40,814 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> WHOO! 483 00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:45,952 HI THANK YOU. PLEASE, SIT DOWN 484 00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:49,222 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE SET IS GOING TO GO. WHOO 485 00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:54,094 NEW YORK CITY, WE BACK OPEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW! 486 00:34:54,094 --> 00:35:01,434 MAN, I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND I'VE BEEN HUNG OVER FOR YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:05,505 HERE'S A LITTLE SECRET WHEN I WAS 13 GROWING UP IN PUERTO RICO, I ALMOST DROWNED. 488 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:10,410 DON'T WORRY, I MADE IT BUT THAT'S THE SECOND SCARIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO 489 00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:13,580 ME, BECAUSE LAST WEEK, A A STRANGER GOT IN A REVOLVING DOOR WITH ME 490 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:18,752 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY, IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING, I ASSUME YOU'RE 491 00:35:18,752 --> 00:35:21,121 A TERRORIST, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT WE DO IN THIS COUNTRY [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:27,560 IT WAS A CIRCULAR ONE, LIKE THE FOUR-CORNER ONE AND I WALKED IN REAL CONFIDENT LIKE I'D USED IT 493 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,498 BEFORE AND MIDWAY THROUGH IT JAMMED AND I HEARD A VOICE THAT WAS 494 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:35,435 NOT MINE [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A VOICE GO, "WHAT'S THE 495 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:44,844 HOLDUP?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS JUST LIKE, MISS, YOU'RE 496 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:47,147 THE HOLDUP WHO LET YOU IN HERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:51,851 IT'S A ONE PERSON WAY. WE ALL LEARNED THIS. IT'S REAL BASIC AND THE LADY 498 00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:54,888 GOT REAL NERVOUS, BECAUSE SHE TURNED AROUND AND TRIED TO PUSH THE DOOR THE OTHER WAY 499 00:35:54,888 --> 00:35:58,858 BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THOSE DOORS WORK, IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:01,127 SO I HAD TO LIKE, "HEY, FOCUS. LIKE, "GATHER IT BACK" AND DIRECT 501 00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:05,098 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT TO ANYBODY WHO SAW US, WE JUST LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE WHO 502 00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:08,468 NEEDED A MOMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE WE WERE ARGUING AND THIS 503 00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:16,209 IS THE ONLY QUIET PLACE WE COULD FIND MAN, I CAUGHT MY FIRST FLIGHT 504 00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:21,348 SINCE BCVD AND PEOPLE STILL FLYING TIGHT LIKE PEOPLE ARE FLYING LIKE OUR 505 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:23,883 PARENTS USED TO FLY, LIKE EFFICIENT. LIKE, NOBODY'S JUST LIKE FLYING 506 00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:27,153 FOR FUNSIES. LIKE, YOU BETTER HAVE A PURPOSE. 507 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:30,223 EVERYBODY BOARDED QUICKLY, NOBODY MADE EYE CONTACT. THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "FAUCI 508 00:36:30,223 --> 00:36:32,826 DIDN'T SAY WE COULD GET IT THROUGH THE EYE, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW 509 00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:35,128 [ LAUGHTER ] SO JUST LIKE BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!" 510 00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:40,400 LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GOING TO 511 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,970 MAKE IT 'CAUSE THE DUDE FLYING THE PLANE WAS WALKING AROUND THE TERMINAL SLOUCHING 512 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:48,141 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I KNOW HE'S CALLED A PILOT, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE PILOT ENERGY. 513 00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:51,311 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT'S A COOL JOB. POP YOUR CHEST OUT, BELIEVE IN 514 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:55,081 YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] THE DUDE WAS JUST WALKING 515 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:58,618 AROUND JUST LIKE, "I GUESS WE'LL TRY THIS AGAIN." LIKE THAT. 516 00:36:58,618 --> 00:37:02,155 [ LAUGHTER ] MM-MM. YOUR CARRY-ON LOOK EMPTY 517 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:13,733 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU AIN'T TRYING TO LAND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 518 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,802 IF YOU'RE A PILOT, YOU'RE BETTER THAN US SHOW IT. 519 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:19,172 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ONE OF THE FEW JOBS YOU CAN BRAG AND WE JUST HAVE TO 520 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:23,543 TAKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, PRO ATHLETES, NOT 521 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:26,846 GOLFERS, BUT LIKE THE OTHER ONES [ LAUGHTER ] 522 00:37:26,846 --> 00:37:29,249 THE PEOPLE MAKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AND PILOTS ARE THE ONLY ONES WE TRUST. 523 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:33,486 [ LAUGHTER ] THE SCARIEST PART WAS WE WERE ALL SEATED, EVERYONE HAD THAT 524 00:37:33,486 --> 00:37:37,323 NERVOUS ENERGY, AND RIGHT BEFORE WE PULLED BACK, THE PILOT JUMPED ON THE MICROPHONE 525 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:40,193 LIKE, AND HE WAS LIKE, "UMM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN ROBERT. I WAS "UMM?" 526 00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:44,964 [ LAUGHTER ] "WAIT A MINUTE, YOU OPENED WITH 'UMM?' 527 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:47,701 [ LAUGHTER ] "DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE HESITANT NOT RIGHT NOW. 528 00:37:47,701 --> 00:37:52,205 WE TOLD YOU WE ON EDGE CAPTAIN ROBERT NAH, YOU BOBBY." 529 00:37:52,205 --> 00:38:04,884 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DID WITNESS REAL MATERNAL LOVE ON THE FLIGHT, WHICH IS 530 00:38:04,884 --> 00:38:06,786 ALWAYS DOPE. I LOVE THAT. I DON'T HAVE A KID, BUT I LOVE 531 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:10,457 WHEN A PARENT LIKE GETS DEFENSIVE JUST LIKE HULKS UP AND JUST LIKE, "NO, I MADE THIS 532 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:12,625 ONE. STEP BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:16,363 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT I WAS SEATED IN 26A, BECAUSE I 534 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:21,601 HAVE STATUS. [ LAUGHTER ] THE DUDE NEXT TO ME 26C, NOT 535 00:38:21,601 --> 00:38:25,105 WITH ME. VERY IMPORTANT, JIMMY. UH, BABY CRYING 24A. 536 00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:33,046 BABY'S CRYING AND DUDE NEXT TO ME JUST GOES, "I HOPE THIS BABY DOESN'T CRY THE WHOLE TIME." 537 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:37,050 BUT HE SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH LIKE HE WAS HOPING THAT THE BABY MIGHT HEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I 538 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:40,387 MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THE BABY MIGHT GO, "OH MY 539 00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:42,689 GOSH, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZED IT WAS NAP-NAP TIME 540 00:38:42,689 --> 00:38:47,627 I'LL KEEP IT DOWN. DUDE SAYS THAT BABY DOESN'T RESPOND 541 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:51,064 BUT WHO DOES RESPOND IS THE MOTHER OF THIS BABY. SO 26C GOES, "I HOPE THE BABY 542 00:38:51,064 --> 00:38:53,667 DOESN'T CRY THE WHOLE TIME." AND THEN WE JUST HEAR AN ANGELIC VOICE FROM 24A GO, 543 00:38:53,667 --> 00:39:00,407 "WHAT MOTHER FLUBBER, YOU DON'T CRY? [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:03,243 AND IT WAS THE MOST LOGICAL THING I'VE EVER HEARD ON HOW TO DEFEND A BABY. 545 00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:08,181 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BABIES CRYING BECAUSE THEY GET TO DO IT IN 546 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:19,025 PUBLIC WHILE THE REST OF US HAVE TO WAIT FOR A SHOWER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 547 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:22,162 I TIP MY HAT TO PARENTS AFTER THIS YEAR. THIS PAST YEAR, MAN, THAT 548 00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:28,068 STRESS WAS DIFFERENT JUST ON VIRTUAL LEARNING ALONE I'VE BEEN HELPING MY NIECE OUT 549 00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:30,804 BECAUSE SHE RECENTLY FOUND OUT I ONLY WORK 15 OR 20 MINUTES A A NIGHT. 550 00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:34,174 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY GOT SOME TIME. 551 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:39,112 AND IT'S STRESSFUL BECAUSE BEFORE THE PARENT I IMAGINE IF YOU KID GOT A BAD GRADE, YOU 552 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:45,118 WOULD GO, "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU NOT STUDY? WHO TAUGHT YOU?" 553 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:49,389 BUT NOW THIS BLAME GOES 50-50. [ LAUGHTER ] SO LIKE, NOW YOUR KID GET A BAD 554 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,458 GRADE, "YOU DON'T HAVE A DUMB KID. WE A DUMB FAMILY." 555 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:57,931 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 556 00:39:57,931 --> 00:40:00,567 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. MY NAME IS ROJO PEREZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 557 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:07,640 * >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S A STANDING OVATION. 558 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,244 THAT'S A STANDING OVATION RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS ONE OF BEST ACTS ON 559 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:13,546 THE SHOW, BUD. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ROJO PEREZ 560 00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:17,917 OH MY GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "WORDS" JULY 13th. 561 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:23,390 "WORDS." MY THANKS SO JON HAMM, OZUNA, COLLIN MORIKAWA, ROJO PEREZ, 562 00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:27,227 ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE, BUDDY 563 00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:29,295 THAT WAS AWESOME OH MY GOSH AND THE ROOTS THERE FROM 564 00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:34,768 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 565 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:39,572 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE