>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
* TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
JON HAMM OZUNA, COMEDIAN ROJO PEREZ,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1486
>> Steve: AND NOW HERE IS JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. OH MY GOSH WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY
EXCITING TODAY NEW YORK ENDED ITS PANDEMIC STATE OF EMERGENCY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THAT ALSO MEANS THE END OF TO-GO
COCKTAILS. [ AUDIENCE BOOS MARKING THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S
BEEN NOSTALGIC FOR 2020. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TOO BAD
I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS SEEING DELIVERY GUYS BALANCE YARDSTICK MARGARITAS ON THEIR E-BIKES.
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF NEW YORK, THE STATE JUST SUSPENDED RUDY GIULIANI
FROM PRACTICING LAW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE OF HIS REPEATED FALSE
AND MISLEADING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE ELECTION EVEN RUDY WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE
HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOU CROSSED THE LINE
WHEN OTHER LAWYERS ARE LIKE, "THIS GUY LIES WAY TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A MIXED BAG FOR RUDY. THE BAD NEWS, HE CAN'T PRACTICE LAW IN NEW YORK.
THE GOOD NEWS, HE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF AT HIS NEXT TRIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, WHEN THE NEWS ABOUT RUDY BROKE, HIS SON ANDREW RELEASED A VIDEO STATEMENT
WATCH THIS
RECENTLY, A FEW MINUTES AGO MY
FATHER'S LAW LICENSE WAS SUSPENDED BY THE NEW YORK STATE FIRST APPELLATE DIVISION OF THE
SUPREME COURT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND I STAND BY MY FATHER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE TOP 20% OF HIS
BODY STANDS WITH HIS FATHER. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DID HE USE TO FILM THAT
A TRUCK'S REAR VIEW CAMERA [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "PUT IT IN REVERSE
AND HIT RECORD HEY! [ LAUGHTER ]
RUDY SAW HIS SON GIVING A SPEECH IN A RANDOM PARKING LOT AND WAS LIKE, "I TAUGHT HIM
SO WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE LEGAL NEWS,
A 49-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FROM INDIANA JUST BECAME THE FIRST PERSON TO BE SENTENCED FOR
STORMING THE CAPITOL, RECEIVING THREE YEARS OF PROBATION AND A A $500 FINE.
YEAH, THE WOMAN SAID SHE LEARNED HER LESSON AND HOPES TRUMP PARDONS HER WHEN HE'S
REINSTATED AS PRESIDENT IN AUGUST [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOODNESS. HEY, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS TODAY AFTER MEETING WITH A
A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF SENATORS, PRESIDENT BIDEN FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEY HAD A DEAL ON
INFRASTRUCTURE YEAH RIGHT NOW, NEW YORKERS ARE
THINKING, "OKAY, NOW TEAM UP AND LET'S SAVE TO-GO COCKTAILS.
THAT'S THE REAL -- LET'S TO THE -- COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WORKING TOGETHER, AMAZING.
IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF THE LION MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE SQUIRREL.
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S POSSIBLE.
THE COMPROMISE WAS ACTUALLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT ALL IT TOOK WAS HARD WORK,
DETERMINATION AND A BLOW DART TO MITCH McCONNELL'S NECK. [ LAUGHTER ]
"I'VE BEEN HIT." WELL, THE PRESIDENT HELD A A PRESS CONFERENCE TO DISCUSS
THE BIG INFRASTRUCTURE DEAL, WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW PIECE CALLED "JOE BIDEN WHISPERER IN
CHIEF.
>> AND HE SAID, "THE PEOPLE ARE
WAITING FOR RELIEF." >> Jimmy: I GOT THEM $1.9 TRILLION RELIEF SO FAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST REMIND THEM, I WROTE THE BILL
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ENVIRONMENT. >> EMPLOYERS CAN'T FIND
WORKERS. >> Jimmy: I SAID, YEAH, PAY THEM MORE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: I LOVE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE CLOSED BY SAYING,
"IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME." [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, AFTER DISAPPOINTING SALES, DUNKIN' DONUTS HAS PULLED THE BEYOND
MEAT BREAKFAST SANDWICH FROM THEIR NATIONAL MENU. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
YEP. DUNKIN WAS SHOCKED PLANT BASED FOODS DIDN'T APPEAL TO THE SAME
CUSTOMERS WHO EAT STRAWBERRY FROSTING FOR BREAKFAST [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I READ A HEADLINE TODAY THAT KIND OF CONFUSED ME.
IT SAID "T-MOBILE RELEASED ITS OWN 5G INSPIRED GIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHICH BRINGS US TO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL "UHH, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
* * I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, WHY IS THE PHONE COMPANY RELEASING ITS OWN
GIN? ACTUALLY, HOLD ON. WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE
"5G-INSPIRED?" [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE DOES THE GIN TASTE LIKE A
A 5G NETWORK [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, BACK UP.
WHERE WOULD I EVEN BUY T-MOBILE GIN? [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU I HAVE TO TRACK DOWN A T-MOBILE STORE AND, IF SO, DO THEY OFFER UNLIMITED GIN PLANS
[ LAUGHTER ] FOLLOW UP, IS IT CHEAPER IF MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON THE SAME GIN
PLAN [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHAT IF MY WIFE DOESN'T
LIKE GIN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT IF MY KIDS LOVE GIN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND AGAIN, WHAT IS "5G-INSPIRED?"
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. * JUST HAVE S
MANY QUESTIONS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING
I SAW THAT McDONALD'S IS PHASING OUT ITS VALUE MEALS. >> Steve: AWW.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: SHIFTING TOWARDS MORE EXPENSIVE MENU ITEMS
IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO FEEL DIFFERENT. JUST LOOK AT THEIR LATEST
COMMERCIAL
>> DELIGHT YOUR SENSES AT
McDONALD'S PARTAKE IN THE SUPERIOR MAC FOR $29.99
SAVOR THE FILET MIGNON OR FISH FOR $37.50 OR INDULGE IN THE GOLDEN
CRISPINESS OF SIR RONALD MCDONALD'S NUGGETS WITH DIPPING SAUCES THREE.
BLACK TRUFFLE CAVIAR, SUMPTUOUS FOIS GRAS, AND OF COURSE, HONEY MUSTARD.
McDONALD'S * I'M ENAMORED WITH IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M ENAMORED WITH IT >> Steve: WAS ENAMORED WITH.
WOW. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT NEARLY HALF
OF AMERICAN MEN EXPERIMENTED WITH THEIR LOOK LAST YEAR. EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR LOOK IS
ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT. I MEAN, GUYS WERE CUTTING THEIR HAIR WITH NAIL CLIPPERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, PLEASE
* * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. WELCOME.
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, HE STARS
IN THE NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX JULY 1st
I TOLD HIM -- I SAID, "WE CAN DO ZOOM IF YOU WANT. HE SAID, "NO, I'M GONNA COME
OUT. I'M DOING IT FOR THE AUDIENCE. >> Steve: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JON HAMM IS HERE >> Steve: YEAH, HAMM BONE!
>> Jimmy: HAMM IS IN DOESN'T LET YOU DOWN >> Steve: GO HAMM.
>> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU COULD SEE HIM IN THE NEW FILM "F9," OZUNA IS HERE!
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE OZUNA
AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND UP ALSO IN STUDIO, FROM ROJO PEREZ
>> Steve: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY
GUYS, SUMMER IS HERE AND A LOT OF TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS ARE BEING LIFTED AROUND THE WORLD,
BUT THE RULES CAN BE PRETTY COMPLICATED. SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME
FOR "FACT VS. FICTION. HERE WE GO
* FACT FACT VERSUS FICTION * >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT.
THAT'S KIND OF LIKE A GOOD - * * FACT FACT
VERSUS FICTION * >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE ADULT CONTEMPORARY, MAYBE.
>> Questlove: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GORGEOUS >> Steve: MOVING >> Jimmy: LET'S GET STARTED.
FIRST UP, FACT, THE CDC RECOMMENDS KEEPING YOUR MASK ON DURING YOUR FLIGHT
FICTION, THE CDC RECOMMENDS KEEPING YOUR ELBOW ON THE MIDDLE ARMREST TO CLAIM YOUR
TERRITORY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT WE HAVE FACT, THE CDC WILL
NOT BE ABLE TO REGULATE CRUISES. FICTION, COVID IS ONLY THE
FOURTH MOST DANGEROUS DISEASE YOU CAN GET ON A CRUISE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS FICTION. >> Steve: THAT'S FICTION [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: HEY. >> Jimmy: HEY. >> Steve: BACK OFF
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: BACK OFF I LIKE TO HAVE MY ARM REST,
PLEASE >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. YOU'RE WEARING THE MASK.
>> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. COULD YOU BACK OFF, PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOUR VOICE SOUNDS DEEPER WITH THE MASK ON. >> Steve: WELL, THE MASK, IT'S
A FILTER >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> IT'S A -- IT'S A FILTER
>> Jimmy: OH [ DARTH VADER BREATH ] ARE YOU BANE
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FACT, CHILDREN 2 AND OLDER MUST WEAR MASKS ON PUBLIC
TRANSIT. FICTION, CHILDREN 1 AND UNDER CAN CONTINUE TO LICK THE
WINDOWS OF CITY BUSES. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THAT'S FICTION
DON'T DO THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
FACT, YOU SHOULD DELAY ALL TRAVEL UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED
FICTION, IF YOU'RE FLYING WITH SOUTHWEST, GOOD NEWS, YOUR TRAVEL HAS ALREADY BEEN
DELAYED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT IS FICTION.
>> Steve: FICTION. NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT WE HAVE
FACT, IF YOUR CHILDREN ARE VACCINATED, YOU COULD BRING THEM WITH YOU.
FICTION, IF THEY'RE NOT, YOU SHOULD SAY, "BUMMER KIDS, I GUESS ONLY MOM AND I CAN GO TO
DISNEYLAND PARIS THIS SUMMER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THERE'S FOOD IN THE FREEZER!"
THEY COULDN'T HEAR ME THROUGH STORM DOOR >> Steve: OH YEAH?
[ LAUGHTER ] LOCKED IT. >> Steve: LOCKED
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FACT, WHEN RETURNING YOU'LL BE BARRED FROM ENTRY IF YOU FAIL
TO SHOW A NEGATIVE TEST RESULT FICTION, ALSO YOU CAN CALL AN APARTMENT A "FLAT" JUST BECAUSE
YOU WERE IN ENGLAND FOR FIVE DAYS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AFTER THAT WE HAVE FACT, AMERICAN AIRLINES HAD TO CANCEL HUNDREDS OF FLIGHTS DUE TO A
A PILOT SHORTAGE FICTION, SPIRIT AIRLINES JUST LETTING THEIR INTERNS FLY THE
PLANES FOR COLLEGE CREDIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO FOR IT.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT --" "WHO CARES, JUST GO FOR IT." >> Steve: "I DON'T WANNA --"
>> Jimmy: "YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. NEXT UP, FACT, MASKS WILL
PROTECT YOU FROM COVID ON AIRPLANES. FICTION, MASKS MAY ALSO PROTECT
YOU FROM THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE SEAT WHO ORDERED FOUR VODKA TONICS AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT
HOW CANCEL CULTURE HAS GONE TOO FAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TOO FAR." AND FINALLY, FACT, IF YOU'VE HAD THE PFIZER SHOT, YOU'RE
ALLOWED TO FLY FICTION, IF YOU HAD ASTRAZENECA, YOU HAVE TO RUN
ALONGSIDE THE PLANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"FACT VS. FICTION. STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M PLAYING
MARIO GOLF WITH TEAM USA OLYMPIC GOLFER COLLIN MORIKAWA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
NOW, THERE IS A COOL NEW VIDEO GAME COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH CALLED
"MARIO GOLF SUPER RUSH AND I WANTED TO GIVE IT A TRY. SO OUR FRIENDS AT NINTENDO SENT
IT OVER TO US. AND -- BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH
SO PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF THE BEST GOLFERS ON THE PGA TOUR RIGHT NOW, COLLIN MORIKAWA
>> Jimmy: WOW. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO >> Jimmy: COLLIN MORIKAWA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW, BEFORE WE PLAY, BEFORE WE PLAY, COLLIN HAS SOME EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.
COLLIN, AFTER YOU. >> I WILL BE REPRESENTING TEAM USA AT THE OLYMPICS THIS YEAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YES
AWESOME! HOW DOES THAT FEEL >> GIVES ME CHILLS
IT GIVES ME CHILLS I MEAN TWO YEARS AGO I WAS AN AMATEUR AND LOOK AT US NOW
>> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE IN THE OLYPMICS >> NOW WE'RE TRYING TO WIN
GOLD >> Jimmy: AND YOU'LL TAKE IT, BUDDY, I KNOW IT
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN GRAB YOUR CONTROLLER, THERE. YOUR JOYCON AND PUT IT ON YOUR
WRIST. USE THE SAFETY STRAP, HERE NOW LOOK, HERE'S HOW THE GAME
WORKS. THIS ISN'T JUST NORMAL "MARIO GOLF."
THIS IS SPEED GOLF, OKAY, SO YOU HAVE TO GET THE BEST SCORE AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT AS
QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. SO AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE BALL YOU HAVE TO RUN AFTER IT AS
FAST AS YOU CAN. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS REAL
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, EVERY STROKE YOU TAKE ADDS
TIME TO YOUR CLOCK AND WHOEVER GETS IT IN WITH LESS TIME ON THE CLOCK WINS
I'LL BE PLAYING AS MARIO COLLIN, WHAT CHARACTER ARE YOU PICKING?
>> YOSHI >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE GOING TO BE PLAYING THREE HOLES AT THE CLASSIC COURSE BONNIE GREENS.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S DO THIS HERE >> GOOD LUCK
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THANKS >> YOU NEED TO STRETCH >> Jimmy: HOLD -
I HAVE TO ALIGN MY CLUB. HOLD ON. *
OH, YOU'RE GOING ALREADY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAIT WHY ARE YOU ON AN EGG?
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ALREADY YOU'RE CHEATING. WHAT IS GOING ON
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- HOW DO YOU NOT GET THE HEARTS
OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU'RE ON A GIANT EGG. WHERE IS MY BALL
WHAT IS HE DOING MARIO, WAKE UP WHAT ARE YOU HITTING -- YOU'RE
BEHIND A TREE. >> I HIT A TREE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
WHY AM I SO SLOW WHAT IS GOING ON I'M IN A TREE!
WHAT IS HAPPENING? GET OUT OF THE TREE! OH, MY GOSH.
AM I -- DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE >> MAKING A MESS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT GOOD MY GOSH.
I NEED A HEART I'M EXHAUSTED. I MEAN IN REAL LIFE.
NOT MY CHARACTER I'M OUT OF BREATH. OH, MY GOD
I OVERSHOT THE GREEN WHERE ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I DON'T WANT A BOGEY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS HIGH STRESS THAT WAS A LOT OF STRESS BEHIND A TREE.
>> I HIT A TREE. >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS IN A TREE! >> I HIT A TREE.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU HIT ONE I WAS IN IT THE WHOLE TIME ALL RIGHT.
>> I HIT A TREE. YOU'RE LEADING YOU'RE LEADING
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS >> YOU'RE LEADING.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BUT BARELY THIS IS A CLOSE GAME
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THREE, TWO, ONE. >> NICE SHOT
NICE SHOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SHEEP IN MY
WAY! * >> OH, GO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU MIGHT HAVE A NEW PROFESSION
COMING UP. >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. NO BIG DEAL.
JUST SAYING SECOND FIRST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> ONE MORE HOLE >> Jimmy: THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE IS RECONSIDERING WHO TO SEND
OVER JUST SAYING. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, BUD
ONE MORE LOOK AT THIS PAR 5.
446 YARDS. OH, YEAH TWO.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YOU GET THE HEART EVERY
TIME OH, MY GOSH. I WANT AN EGG!
HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EGG? GET OFF THAT EGG
IT'S STILL CHEATING! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT >> NICE!
>> Jimmy: MY GUY KEEPS WANTING TO RUN TO IT LIKE THE BUNKER GET THAT HEART, YOU FOOL
GET THE HEART, YOU FOOL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MARIO, OH, MY GOSH
GET OUT OF THE WAY GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU SPECTATORS
GET LOST OH, MY GOODNESS! >> TAKE YOUR TIME >> Jimmy:
HURRY UP HURRY UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THE CHAMPION RIGHT THERE [ BELL DINGING ]
COLLIN MORIKAWA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEST OF LUCK IN THE OLYMPICS,
BUDDY. YOU'RE GOING TO CRUSH IT WE LOVE YOU, PAL
PLAYING FOR TEAM USA AT THE OLYMPICS "MARIO GOLF SUPER RUSH" IS OUT
ON NINTENDO SWITCH TOMORROW! STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY, COME ON BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE," WHICH
COMES TO HBO MAX JULY 1st. PLEASE WELCOME JON HAMM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING >> DOES THIS FEEL GOOD OR WHAT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, THIS IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MISSED IT. THANK YOU. YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO OUR
SHOW WHEN I WAS DOING IT FROM MY HOME, THEN -- >> WHICH WAS FUN
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS MORE FUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> OR FUNNEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FUNNEST --
>> IT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A CALLBACK YES.
>> Jimmy: DID I HEAR A RUMOR I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT YOU MAYBE FILMING A MOVIE?
ARE YOU -- >> YES, I'M FILMING A MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, BUT ARE YOU
DOING -- >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU -- MAYBE YOU CAN GUESS WHAT I'M FILMING
IT STARTS WITH AN F AND IT RHYMES WITH "FLETCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE DOING "FLETCH? >> WE'RE REMAKING "FLETCH,"
YES. WE'RE REBOOTING "FLETCH" UP IN BOSTON
WE START ON MONDAY, AND WE'RE VERY EXCITED GREG MOTTOLA IS DIRECTING,
MYSELF, JOHN SLATTERY -- >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. >> A CAST OF OTHERS WILL BE IN
IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MAJOR
>> VERY EXCITING, VERY EXCITING YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY EXCITING
IT'S VERY EXCITING WE ALL LOVED THE MOVIE GROWING UP
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE PERFECT >> IT'S AN '80s STAPLE AND WE'RE GOING TO SORT OF REBOOT
IT AND UPDATE IT FOR THE 2000s >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PERFECT >> WELL, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO -- I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT "TOP GUN MAVERICK," OF COURSE
>> OH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED,
YOU'VE GOT SOME BIG MOVIES RIGHT NOW. I ALWAYS LOVED -- BUT "TOP GUN
MAVERICK." >> WELL, I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO GO THROUGH THE '80s AND TRY
AND BE IN ALL OF EITHER THE SEQUELS OR THE REBOOTS OF ALL OF THOSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SO SMART. >> KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR
"LABYRINTH." >> Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC DID YOU BOND WITH TOM CRUISE >> TC?
YES, I DID >> Jimmy: TC [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WOW. AND YOU CALL HIM TC? >> WELL YOU KNOW -
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> ONCE YOU KNOW HIM -- I HAD ACTUALLY MET TOM A LONG TIME
BEFORE IT WAS AT A FRIEND'S -- JIMMY KIMMEL'S HOUSE
ANOTHER JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HE HAS BIG -- HE HAS FUN PARTIES.
>> HE HAS FUN PARTIES. AND HE WAS HAVING A FOOTBALL WATCHING PARTY ON A SUNDAY, AS
YOU DO AND THE RUMOR GOT AROUND YOU KNOW WHAT, SOMEBODY SAID
TOM CRUISE IS COMING TODAY AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, HE'S NOT. LIKE, IT'S A FOOTBALL PARTY.
WE'RE ALL WATCHING FOOTBALL. IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS EATING PIZZA AND DRINKING BEER
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BE HERE >> TOM CRUISE IS NOT COMING TO
THIS FOOTBALL PARTY. CUT TO THREE MINUTES LATER HE WALKS IN WITH HIS MOM.
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> MOM CRUISE. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GENIUS. DID YOU START THAT
MOM CRUISE IS THE BEST BEST LINE EVER >> AND THEN, CUT TO THE REVERSE
OF THIS. LIKE 40 DUDES JUST WITH THEIR JAWS ON THE GROUND LIKE, "IS
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? SO I DID BRING THAT UP WHEN I SAY, "YEAH, THAT WAS A FUN
PARTY, MAN, WE HAD A GREAT TIME ME AND MY MOM, THAT WAS
AWESOME. >> Jimmy: HE REMEMBERS IT? >> HE REMEMBERED THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, IT WAS CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOU,
BUT -- >> Jimmy: HOW IS MOM CRUISE? >> EXCELLENT
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL, RIGHT >> SHE CAN HANG. YEAH
SHE CAN HANG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
THAT'S FANTASTIC >> IT WAS A FUN, FUN TIME. AND TOM, YOU KNOW -- TOM IS THE
MOST GIVING, KIND OF, WONDERFUL GUY. FIRST GUY IN, THE LAST GUY OUT
HE'S THE HARDEST WORKING GUY ON THE SET. HE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD
HE'S GOT ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING TO DO INCLUDING LIKE FLYING PLANES AT MACH WHATEVER.
AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S INSPIRATIONAL, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "NO SUDDEN MOVE. >> LET'S DO.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A HEIST MOVIE. >> YES
>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY, BUT THAT'S THE THING NOW.
>> I DIDN'T DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>> WELL, NO. THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE -- THERE'S A LOT OF
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT EVEN IN QUESTION
>> IT WASN'T ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHAGGY IS IN THE
MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE RAPPER OR THE CARTOON
CHARACTER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> "OH NO, SCOOB
WE'RE IN A HEIST MOVIE DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERG. [ LAUGHTER ]
"ROKIE-DOKE!" >> Jimmy: "ROKIE-DOKE. DUDE, STEVE SODERBERG, COME ON
>> CARTOON CHARACTERS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT WHEN
YOU DO IMPRESSIONS BUT WHAT'S IT LIKE GETTING DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERG
>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WE SHOT THIS MOVIE IN OCTOBER, SO IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
PANDEMIC WE SHOT IT IN DETROIT. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN
THE '50s SO IT'S A PERIOD FILM THAT HAS A LOT OF MOVING PARTS, A LOT OF
CARS, A LOT OF COSTUMES, A LOT OF HAIR AND MAKEUP EVERYTHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T'
WANT TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC AND STEVEN SODERBERG WAS LIKE
A CONDUCTOR. HE JUST -- EVERYTHING -- NOTHING PHASED HIM
HE HAD THIS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED STORY WITH ALL THESE MOVING PARTS
WE WOULD FINISH IN SIX -- HAVE SIX HOUR DAYS. NOBODY GOT SICK.
WE STAYED IN A BUBBLE. EVERYBODY STAYED IN THE SAME HOTEL.
THAT WAS VERY FUN, SO WE ALL GOT TO KIND OF HANG OUT. IT WAS A LOVELY, LOVELY
EXPERIENCE AND WE MADE A REALLY WONDERFUL MOVIE WITH AN AMAZING CAST
IT'S - >> Jimmy: BENICIO DEL TORO >> BENICIO DEL TORO,
DON CHEADLE, RAY LIOTTA -- >> Jimmy: DON CHEADLE? >> MYSELF.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND PEOPLE LIKE ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DAVID HARBOUR? >> HARBOUR >> Jimmy: DAVID HARBOUR.
YEAH I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE HERE IS JON HAMM AND
DAVID HARBOUR IN "NO SUDDEN MOVE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* >> MR. WERTZ
DETECTIVE JOE FINNEY MICHIGAN STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE
ORGANIZED CRIME TASK FORCE >> ORGANIZED CRIME >> YEAH.
DETROIT POLICE GOT TWO PHONE CALLS, ONE FROM A FRIEND, MRS. ATKINSON.
SHE SAID SHE WAS CONCERNED AND THEN ANOTHER FROM A NEIGHBOR SAID THEY HEARD LOUD NOISES.
>> ORGANIZED CRIME LIKE THE MOB. >> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE
$64,000 QUESTION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH.
SEE, OOH! SUBTLE YES, I LOVE THAT JON HAMM EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SUBTLE! >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK,
JON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF EGG RUSSIAN ROULETTE, WHICH WE
HAVEN'T DONE IN YEARS. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. STICK AROUND
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
JON HAMM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW MOVIE "NO SUDDEN MOVE"
BEGINS STREAMING ON HBO MAX ON JULY 1st AND NOW JON AND I ARE ABOUT TO
GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF EGG RUSSIAN ROULETTE HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS >> Steve: YES, JAMES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HERE IN MY HANDS I HAVE ONE DOZEN EGGS FOUR THRICE.
EIGHT OF THEM -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FOUR AND THRICE.
>> OKAY. >> Steve: EIGHT OF THEM -- >> KEEP GOING.
>> Steve: THAT IS TWO AND FOUR - HAVE BEEN HARD BOILED.
FOUR OF THEM ARE STILL RAW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU AND JON SHALL TAKE TURNS SELECTING AN EGG AND SMASHING IT UPON YOUR HEAD.
YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH EGGS ARE RAW AND WHICH ONES ARE HARD BOILED
BUT ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU MUST SMASH THAT EGG. >> Jimmy: SHOULD YOU BE IN A
A COSTUME OR SOMETHING >> Steve: I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTING KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: CAN WE PUT IT BACK
>> Steve: YEAH NO YOU MAY NOT.
NO PUT BACKS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> CAN WE TAKE TWO
>> Steve: NO YOU MAY NOT WH-ONE EGG WH-ONE EGG
EITHER RAW OR HARD BOILED. AS A GUEST OF THE SHOW, JON, YOU SHALL PROCEED WITH THE
PRIMA OVUM THE FIRST EGG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PRIMA OVA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHICH ONE SHALL YOU
CHOOSE >> PRIMUM OVUM >> Steve: PRIMA!
PRIMA OVUM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FEEL --
OH OHH, THE SPIN TRICK! WAIT, I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT
ONE. [ SMACK [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
* >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT!
YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT! YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT! YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT, AND
YOU -- YOU WERE ACTING >> Steve: YOKE'S ON YOU, MR. HAMM
[ LAUGHTER ] JAMES! I HOPE YOU DON'T GET EGG ON
YOUR SHIRT * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH BOY >> I LIKE WHAT YOU -- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
>> Steve: OH, THAT ONE MISTAKE. MM, YES.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT >> Steve: BUENA FORTUNA! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SOLID SOLID. >> Jimmy: IT'S SOLID
>> SOLID, I CAN SEE IT >> Jimmy: I CAN FEEL IT. THANKS
IT HAS A SHEEN TO IT >> CHARLIE OR MARTIN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: UH, EMILIO >> EMILIO ESTEVEZ. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] *
SHEEN'S ALL OVER OOH, NICE SELECTION THERE. >> Steve: I SHALL NOT LOOK
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN LOOK, HIGGINS. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU SEE
IT >> Steve: PICK AN EGG. THERE ARE STILL THREE RAW EGGS
>> Jimmy: IF YOU PICK -- >> Steve: OHH! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MY HAND'S ALL EGGY. SLIPPERY >> Steve: GOOD LUCK.
THAT SERVED YOU WELL LAST TIME >> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
* >> I LEARNED THAT FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE MOVE -- >> Steve: LOWER THE AIR IN THE TIRES, AND YOU CAN GET AN
INCH - GOOD LUCK! >> HE'S CONFIDENT.
THE CONFIDENCE IS SOLID. YOU FEEL IT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD.
>> Steve: HEY, KID, COME ON, LET'S PLAY CATCH AROUND THE BACK YARD.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WOW.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GETTING TO BE A PRO AT THIS.
>> YOU ARE BATTING A THOUSAND. >> Jimmy: BATTING A THOU >> Steve: THREE REMAIN
UNFETTERED BY HEA. RAW, IN THE -- OH. >> I'M NOT GOING TO SPIN IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT >> NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT IT
LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE >> WELL, I'M NOT [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, I MIGHT ROLL IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> OH!
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] *
[DING DING ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR --
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
JON HAMM HE'S UNBELIEVABLE! THAT'S -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OZUNA STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE MY NEXT
GUEST. HE IS A MULTIPLE LATIN GRAMMY-WINNING SUPERSTAR
WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE GIANT NEW FILM "F9," WHICH IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW.
PLEASE WELCOME OZUNA * THAT'S MY MAN, YO!
HI SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD! >> HOW ARE YOU
HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD, BUDDY.
IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW A BUNCH OF TIMES NOW, AND
EVERY TIME, YOU CRUSH IT, SO THANK YOU. BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON
OUR SHOW -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS. THIS WAS IS IN -
>> YES >> Jimmy: THIS WAS IN PUERTO RICO.
>> PUERTO RICO WITH JOSE FELICIANO >> Jimmy: JOSE FELICIANO,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU REMEMBER YEAH, THAT WAS THE BIGGEST -
>> I REMEMBER. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE - HAVE YOU WORKED WITH HIM
BEFORE >> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN JOSE FELICIANO.
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S -- YEAH, HE'S REALLY FUNNY. HE LOVES JOKES AND FOOLING
AROUND >> YEAH. BUT -- BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU
SEE -- YO, YOU SEE JOSE FELICIANO, YOU THINK, LIKE, HE'S SERIOUS PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S -- IT'S THE MUSIC, AND THE -- YOU KNOW, THE CAREER THEY HAVE, IT'S A
A SERIOUS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT HE'S A FUNNY GUY.
THE DAY -- THE DAY WITH JOSE FELICIANO IS A FUNNY DAY. FOR REAL
>> Jimmy: OZUNA, YOU'RE ABOUT TO START LIVE SHOWS AGAIN. >> YOU KNOW, I'M READY TO OPEN
AND TO DO THE FIRST SHOW IN AGUASCALIENTES IN MEXICO >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH.
I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SEE IT
IF YOU GET A CHANCE -- TALK ABOUT AN AMAZING
PERFORMER, OZUNA, ALWAYS YOU KNOW, I WAS CHECKING OUT, I WAS DOING SOME RESEARCH ON YOU
ON THE INTERNET, YOUR VIDEOS, NINE OF YOUR VIDEOS ARE OVER ONE BILLION ON YOUTUBE
BILLION BY THE WAY, NOT MILLION. BILLION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE INCLUDING "TAKI TAKI," WHICH IS OVER TWO BILLION
I TRIED TO RESEARCH THIS AND MAYBE I'M WRONG, BUT DOES IT MEAN ANYTHING
WHAT DOES "TAKI TAKI" MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT'S "TAKI TAKI." THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ]
AT FIRST I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S "TAKI TAKI." >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> WHEN I -- >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT IS IT >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY CALL ME - THEY CALL ME AND SEND ME THE
BEATS. THAT'S WHEN I GOT THE SHOW IN MEXICO
I REMEMBER, AND HE SAY, "YO, I NEED THIS SONG FOR TODAY I NEED SOMETHING
I NEED THE FIRST 50 SECONDS, 45 SECONDS AND I WANT TO DO SONGS
FEATURING AROUND THE WORLD." AND I -- I GOT ONE HOUR. I GOT SHOW, SO LET'S DO IT HOT
I GOT TO CALL MY ENGINEER AND SAY, "YO, LET'S DO IT. AND WHEN I PRACTICED WITH
THE -- WITH THE MELODY OF THE SONG, AND I SAY "TAKI TAKI." [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
BUT THAT'S THE -- YOU KNOW THE MELODY GOT THE INSTRUMENTAL. SO, I'M SENT THE NEXT NIGHT
BACK AND HE CALLED ME ONE WEEK -- THE NEXT ONE WEEK, HE SAY TO ME, "YO, I GOT THE BEST
FEATURE WITH CARDI B BUT I GOT ONE SURPRISE FOR YOU COME TO THE VIDEO.
IT'S THE NEXT MORNING, I GO TO THE VIDEO AND I SEE SELENA GOMEZ
SO I SAY, "YO, YOU GOT THE BEST SURPRISE FOR ME," BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW SELENA GOMEZ WAS IN
THIS AT ALL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU'RE LIKE "I DON'T EVEN CARE IF TAKI TAKI
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO'S "TAKI TAKI." EVERYBODY SAYS WHO IS "TAKI
TAKI"? I DON'T KNOW WHO IS "TAKI TAKI."
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYONE YOU HAVEN'T COLLABORATED WITH YET THAT YOU WANT TO
>> RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT NOW, FOR ME, THE DREAM, I WANT TO COLLAB WITH RIHANNA
I GOT, IN MY PACKAGE -- I GOT A SONG - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
-- WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT THAT'S COMING UP NEXT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "F9," BY
THE WAY. NOT ONLY ARE YOU JUST GLOBAL SUPERSTAR.
WE KNOW YOU FROM YOUR MUSIC. BUT YOUR ACTING IS FANTASTIC AS WELL
AND THEN, YOU'RE IN "F9. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR BY FAR
WE CAN'T EVEN SHOW A CLIP, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF A SPOILER IN THE MOVIE
AND SO -- FOR REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, WE'RE NOT EVEN REALLY
ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOUR SCENE IS, BUT IT'S COOL. AND -- THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
BUT HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED DID YOU GO THROUGH VIN DIESEL? THAT'S USUALLY WHAT I WOULD DO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT REALLY IS A DREAM, BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME CALL ME,
YEAH, YOU GO TO -- WE GO SOMETHING, "FAST 9." I SAY, "YO, THAT'S REAL?
I WANT TO GO TO "FAST 9" BECAUSE I'M CALLING FOR A LATIN -- A LATIN MOVIE
NOT GO OFF TO, YOU KNOW, AMERICAN MOVIE OR AROUND THE WORLD.
DOING A MOVIE IS THE SAME AS GOING TO UNIVERSITY. REAL, REAL, REAL
DOING A MOVIE IS THE SAME AS GOING TO A UNIVERSITY. SO, IT'S DAY BY DAY, AND THE
PEOPLE DAY BY DAY AND THE PEOPLE. AND THE TIPS, THEY GIVE ME,
VIN DIESEL FOR THE MOVIE, LIKE IT'S A HUGE SHOW IT'S A DREAM, IN THIS MOVIE AND
IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR MY CAREER AND FOR THE BRAND >> Jimmy: I'VE READ SO MANY
ARTICLES ABOUT YOU YOU'RE VERY HUMBLE AND FUNNY, BUT ALSO I THINK I READ, LIKE,
TWICE THAT YOU SAID, "I WANT TO RETIRE AT 35." AND I THINK YOU SAID YOU WANT
TO GO TO SPACE, OR YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOON OR SOMETHING. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY DREAM. I WANT TO GO LIKE, ELON MUSK,
GIVE ME SOME -- A LITTLE SPACE IN THE MOON SO WE ALL GO UP WITH HIM AND GET MY LIFE THERE
WITH MY FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ELON,
ELON, GIVE HIM -- GIVE OZUNA A A CALL WE ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, BUD
CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, THE TOUR AND THE MOVIE, "F9. OZUNA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "F9" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW THAT'S MY MAN.
COME BACK, WE LOVE YOU >> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH STAND UP FROM ROJO PEREZ. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST'S COMEDY ALBUM "WORDS" IS
AVAILABLE JULY 13th ON APPLE MUSIC. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW"
DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY ROJO PEREZ
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> WHOO!
HI THANK YOU. PLEASE, SIT DOWN
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE SET IS GOING TO GO. WHOO
NEW YORK CITY, WE BACK OPEN? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW!
MAN, I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND I'VE BEEN HUNG OVER FOR YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S A LITTLE SECRET WHEN I WAS 13 GROWING UP IN PUERTO RICO, I ALMOST DROWNED.
DON'T WORRY, I MADE IT BUT THAT'S THE SECOND SCARIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO
ME, BECAUSE LAST WEEK, A A STRANGER GOT IN A REVOLVING DOOR WITH ME
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY, IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING, I ASSUME YOU'RE
A TERRORIST, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT WE DO IN THIS COUNTRY [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A CIRCULAR ONE, LIKE THE FOUR-CORNER ONE AND I WALKED IN REAL CONFIDENT LIKE I'D USED IT
BEFORE AND MIDWAY THROUGH IT JAMMED AND I HEARD A VOICE THAT WAS
NOT MINE [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A VOICE GO, "WHAT'S THE
HOLDUP?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS JUST LIKE, MISS, YOU'RE
THE HOLDUP WHO LET YOU IN HERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A ONE PERSON WAY. WE ALL LEARNED THIS. IT'S REAL BASIC AND THE LADY
GOT REAL NERVOUS, BECAUSE SHE TURNED AROUND AND TRIED TO PUSH THE DOOR THE OTHER WAY
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THOSE DOORS WORK, IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I HAD TO LIKE, "HEY, FOCUS. LIKE, "GATHER IT BACK" AND DIRECT
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT TO ANYBODY WHO SAW US, WE JUST LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE WHO
NEEDED A MOMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE WE WERE ARGUING AND THIS
IS THE ONLY QUIET PLACE WE COULD FIND MAN, I CAUGHT MY FIRST FLIGHT
SINCE BCVD AND PEOPLE STILL FLYING TIGHT LIKE PEOPLE ARE FLYING LIKE OUR
PARENTS USED TO FLY, LIKE EFFICIENT. LIKE, NOBODY'S JUST LIKE FLYING
FOR FUNSIES. LIKE, YOU BETTER HAVE A PURPOSE.
EVERYBODY BOARDED QUICKLY, NOBODY MADE EYE CONTACT. THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "FAUCI
DIDN'T SAY WE COULD GET IT THROUGH THE EYE, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] SO JUST LIKE BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!"
LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GOING TO
MAKE IT 'CAUSE THE DUDE FLYING THE PLANE WAS WALKING AROUND THE TERMINAL SLOUCHING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I KNOW HE'S CALLED A PILOT, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE PILOT ENERGY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THAT'S A COOL JOB. POP YOUR CHEST OUT, BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] THE DUDE WAS JUST WALKING
AROUND JUST LIKE, "I GUESS WE'LL TRY THIS AGAIN." LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] MM-MM. YOUR CARRY-ON LOOK EMPTY
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU AIN'T TRYING TO LAND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IF YOU'RE A PILOT, YOU'RE BETTER THAN US SHOW IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ONE OF THE FEW JOBS YOU CAN BRAG AND WE JUST HAVE TO
TAKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, PRO ATHLETES, NOT
GOLFERS, BUT LIKE THE OTHER ONES [ LAUGHTER ]
THE PEOPLE MAKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AND PILOTS ARE THE ONLY ONES WE TRUST.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE SCARIEST PART WAS WE WERE ALL SEATED, EVERYONE HAD THAT
NERVOUS ENERGY, AND RIGHT BEFORE WE PULLED BACK, THE PILOT JUMPED ON THE MICROPHONE
LIKE, AND HE WAS LIKE, "UMM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN ROBERT. I WAS "UMM?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "WAIT A MINUTE, YOU OPENED WITH 'UMM?'
[ LAUGHTER ] "DUDE, YOU CAN'T BE HESITANT NOT RIGHT NOW.
WE TOLD YOU WE ON EDGE CAPTAIN ROBERT NAH, YOU BOBBY."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DID WITNESS REAL MATERNAL LOVE ON THE FLIGHT, WHICH IS
ALWAYS DOPE. I LOVE THAT. I DON'T HAVE A KID, BUT I LOVE
WHEN A PARENT LIKE GETS DEFENSIVE JUST LIKE HULKS UP AND JUST LIKE, "NO, I MADE THIS
ONE. STEP BACK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT I WAS SEATED IN 26A, BECAUSE I
HAVE STATUS. [ LAUGHTER ] THE DUDE NEXT TO ME 26C, NOT
WITH ME. VERY IMPORTANT, JIMMY. UH, BABY CRYING 24A.
BABY'S CRYING AND DUDE NEXT TO ME JUST GOES, "I HOPE THIS BABY DOESN'T CRY THE WHOLE TIME."
BUT HE SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH LIKE HE WAS HOPING THAT THE BABY MIGHT HEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THE BABY MIGHT GO, "OH MY
GOSH, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZED IT WAS NAP-NAP TIME
I'LL KEEP IT DOWN. DUDE SAYS THAT BABY DOESN'T RESPOND
BUT WHO DOES RESPOND IS THE MOTHER OF THIS BABY. SO 26C GOES, "I HOPE THE BABY
DOESN'T CRY THE WHOLE TIME." AND THEN WE JUST HEAR AN ANGELIC VOICE FROM 24A GO,
"WHAT MOTHER FLUBBER, YOU DON'T CRY? [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT WAS THE MOST LOGICAL THING I'VE EVER HEARD ON HOW TO DEFEND A BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BABIES CRYING BECAUSE THEY GET TO DO IT IN
PUBLIC WHILE THE REST OF US HAVE TO WAIT FOR A SHOWER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I TIP MY HAT TO PARENTS AFTER THIS YEAR. THIS PAST YEAR, MAN, THAT
STRESS WAS DIFFERENT JUST ON VIRTUAL LEARNING ALONE I'VE BEEN HELPING MY NIECE OUT
BECAUSE SHE RECENTLY FOUND OUT I ONLY WORK 15 OR 20 MINUTES A A NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY GOT SOME TIME.
AND IT'S STRESSFUL BECAUSE BEFORE THE PARENT I IMAGINE IF YOU KID GOT A BAD GRADE, YOU
WOULD GO, "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU NOT STUDY? WHO TAUGHT YOU?"
BUT NOW THIS BLAME GOES 50-50. [ LAUGHTER ] SO LIKE, NOW YOUR KID GET A BAD
GRADE, "YOU DON'T HAVE A DUMB KID. WE A DUMB FAMILY."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. MY NAME IS ROJO PEREZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S A STANDING OVATION.
THAT'S A STANDING OVATION RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS ONE OF BEST ACTS ON
THE SHOW, BUD. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ROJO PEREZ
OH MY GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "WORDS" JULY 13th.
"WORDS." MY THANKS SO JON HAMM, OZUNA, COLLIN MORIKAWA, ROJO PEREZ,
ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE, BUDDY
THAT WAS AWESOME OH MY GOSH AND THE ROOTS THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE