Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS VIN DIESEL
RILEY KEOUGH MUSICAL GUEST, MODEST MOUSE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1484 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, I MISSED YOU
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOUR FACES. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
LOOKING GOOD WELCOME. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT
WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW",
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I AM PUMPED ABOUT THIS, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "F9", VIN DIESEL
IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN STUDIO.
THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN'T WAIT TO INTERVIEW ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WORKED OUT DURING
THE PANDEMIC [ LAUGHTER ] JUST A HEAD'S UP, VIN'S RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE SO DON'T BE ALARMED IF A DODGE CHARGER COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE
WALL [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, VIN'S HERE TO
TALK ABOUT "F9." AND THE RUMOR IS THAT IN THIS MOVIE THEY GO TO SPACE
[ AUDIENCE OOHS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH VIN'S OTHER SPACE MOVIE COMING OUT,
WHERE HE PLAYS SEXY JEFF BEZOS [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
IT JUST CAME OUT THAT TRUMP'S FORMER BODYGUARD IS THE LATEST MEMBER OF THE TRUMP
ORGANIZATION TO BE INVESTIGATED BY NEW YORK PROSECUTORS. AND GET THIS, THE GUY'S NAME
IS -- AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, THE GUY'S NAME IS MATTHEW CALAMARI
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT MATTHEW CALAMARI
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: YEAH Jimmy: YEAH
Steve: HIS NAME HAD TO BE MATTHEW CALAMARI Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
LOOKS LIKE A BOUNCER AT OLIVE GARDEN [ LAUGHTER ]
NO WORD YET ON TRUMP'S OTHER BODYGUARDS, JOHNNY MEATBALLS, VINNIE CALZONE AND
SAMMY SHRIMP SCAMPI. Steve: HEY, OH! Jimmy: SAMMY SHRIMP SCAMPI,
THAT'S A VERY GOOD - [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, THE WHITE HOUSE
SAYS THAT THE COUNTRY WILL NEED A FEW EXTRA WEEKS TO HIT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S GOAL OF 70%
VACCINATION BY JULY 4th. THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE WANTS TO HIT ITS GOAL SO BADLY,
INSTEAD OF FIREWORKS, THEY'RE JUST GOING TO SHOOT A BUNCH OF PFIZER NEEDLES INTO THE SKY.
[ LAUGHTER ] "THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL THAT'S THE FINALE. I THINK THAT'S THE FINALE,
NOW. "NO, NO, NO, JUST WAIT." "NO, NO, I KNOW.
THAT'S IT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, THAT'S THE FINALE -
IT WAS MATTHEW CALAMARI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ACCORDING TO PROJECTIONS, WE'LL
BE AROUND 68% BY JULY 4th. DON'T WORRY THOUGH, TODAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TODAY, BIDEN CHANGED THE NAME OF HIS PLAN TO OPERATION CLOSE ENOUGH
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, SOME TV NEWS, LAST NIGHT WAS YET, ANOTHER EMOTIONAL
EPISODE OF "THE BACHELORETTE." WE LOVE THAT SHOW, AND ONE OF THE --
[ APPLAUSE ] I KNOW, IT'S GOOD. ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE
MOMENTS, WAS WHEN HUNTER AND THOMAS GOT INTO A HEATED ARGUMENT ABOUT WHETHER THOMAS
WAS ON THE SHOW FOR THE RIGHT REASON IF -- IF YOU MISSED IT, DON'T
WORRY, BECAUSE HERE TO REENACT THAT SCENE, WITH ACTUAL LINES FROM THE SHOW, ARE THE ROOTS'
OWN, TARIQ AND QUESTLOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. TONIGHT I'LL BE PLAYING HUNTER, A 34-YEAR-OLD SINGLE FATHER
FROM TEXAS, WHO'S CONCERNED THAT THOMAS IS ONLY HERE FOR FAME, NOT TO FIND LOVE, LIKE I
AM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Questlove: AND I'LL BE
PLAYING THOMAS, A 28-YEAR-OLD REAL ESTATE BROKER FROM CALIFORNIA, WHO DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE HE'S DOING ANYTHING WRONG Jimmy: VERY GOOD, GUYS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
* Tariq: SO, I HEAR THE CONVERSATIONS THAT ARE TAKING
PLACE WITH YOU AND OTHER PEOPLE, AND THERE'S THIS FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND
CONSTANT SMILES, I MEAN, IT FEELS -- IT FEELS ALMOST LIKE A CAMPAIGN
YOU KNOW LIKE YOU WANT TO BE BACHELOR I MEAN, IS THAT SOMETHING YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: I WOULD NEVER DO
ANYTHING TO HURT YOU, SO, TO FEEL THAT I COME ACROSS IN ANYWAY THAT IS -- THIS IS THE
RESULT - Tariq: SEE. SEE.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM THE -- I FEEL MANIPULATED. IT JUST MAKES ME REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT KATIE, BECAUSE YOU COULD BE DOING THE SAME THING WITH HER.
AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD END UP BEING THE BACHELOR?
Questlove: I WANT TO SAY, I APPRECIATE YOU FOR BEING SO -- Tariq: HAS BEING THE
BACHELOR CROSSED YOUR MIND [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: I DON'T HAVE THE
RIGHT ANSWER - Tariq: SO IS THAT YOUR ANSWER
YES? YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT BEING THE BACHELOR, IS THAT WHAT YOU
WERE SAYING? Questlove: LOOK, BEFORE COMING HERE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO EXPECT. Tariq: I'M NOT ASKING WHAT YOU EXPECTED
WAS BEING THE BACHELOR -- WAS THAT A PREROGATIVE FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
Questlove: OKAY I CAN BE JUST GENUINE TO YOU GUYS, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE
SO, YES. COMING INTO THIS - THIS -- I HAD THOUGHTS IN MY
MIND THAT I WAS POTENTIALLY GONNA BE THE -- THE NEXT BACHELOR
LIKE - Tariq: THAT'S MESSED UP *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: TOUCHING THANKS, GUYS
QUESTLOVE AND TARIQ, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS EMOTIONAL
WOW. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, COORS JUST LAUNCHED A NEW ICE CREAM THAT
IS INFUSED WITH THEIR HARD SELTZER. THEY DIDN'T PITCH THAT ON
"SHARK TANK," THEY PITCHED THAT ON "DRUNK TANK." YOU'LL KNOW IT'S GOOD WHEN THE
ICE CREAM TRUCK ACCIDENTALLY PULLS UP IN YOUR FRONT LAWN. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT NASA SENT DOZENS OF BABY SQUID FROM HAWAII TO THE INTERNATIONAL
SPACE STATION FOR RESEARCH Steve: OH Jimmy: AND I ALSO HEARD THAT
THE MISSION IS BEING LED BY COMMANDER MATTHEW CALAMARI [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, TONIGHT.
HE PRODUCES AND STARS IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE FRANCHISES EVER, THE "FAST AND THE
FURIOUS", WHICH HAS MADE OVER $6 BILLION DOLLARS Steve: OOH.
Jimmy: WOWZERS. THE LATEST INSTALLMENT, "F9," HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY, AND
WE REALLY LOVE IT WHEN -- WHEN HE JUST MADE THE TRIP TO COME JOIN US IN STUDIO.
Steve: YEAH Jimmy: WE APPRECIATE THIS AND I KNOW THE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A GOOD MAN. VIN DIESEL IS HERE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, FROM THE NEW FILM,
"ZOLA", RILEY KEOUGH IS HERE Steve: WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MODEST MOUSE. Steve: COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LOVE MODEST MOUSE. HEY GUYS, IF YOU'RE HAVING A
A BAD DAY, JUST KNOW THAT IT CAN ALWAYS TURNAROUND. OKAY, JUST LIKE THAT
AND I CAN PROVE IT HERE, I'LL LET OUR FRIEND KRISTEN BELL EXPLAIN
WATCH.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SUMMER MORNINGS * * GOT ME FEELING PRETTY LOW
IT'S TAKING EVERYTHING INSIDE ME JUST TO GET UP AND GO *
* WORK IS HAR LIFE IS TOUG SOMETIMES IT FEELS
LIKE TOO MUCH * * ALL I WANNA D IS STAY IN BED
THEN I REMEMBER SOMETHIN WORTH LIVING FOR * * I THROW MY COVERS OFF
AND RUN OUT THE DOOR CAUSE I MIGH MEET A DOG TODAY *
* I MIGHT SEE A DOG AND BE LIKE HE WHEN I PET THE DOG
I'M GONNA SAY * EXCUSE ME, SIR, ARE YOU A A GOOD BOY
ARE YOU A GOOD BOY YES, YOU ARE ARE YOU'RE A SWEETIE BOY
YOU'RE THE KING OF THE SWEETIES YOU'RE THE LORD OF ALL THE SWEETIES
* * TODAY'S BEE SUPER CRAZY *
* I GOT HIT BY A BU PARAMEDICS CAM AND TOLD ME I WA
SURELY CONCUSSED * * THEY TRIED TO TAKE ME TO A
HOSPITAL TO CHECK MY HEA I SAID NO PLEASE * * TAKE ME TO THE DO
PARK INSTEAD MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HAVEN'T SEEN ME *
* FOR DAY CAUSE I'VE BEE SITTING AT THE DOG
PARK THINKING * * ABOUT ALL THE WAY THAT I MIGHT
MEET A DOG TODAY I MIGHT SEE A DOG * * AND BE LIKE
AH YAY OH MY GOSH THERE'S A DOG RIGHT THERE *
* WHEN I PET THE DO I'M GONNA SAY * Jimmy: YOU'RE A FLOOFY
LITTLE POOF, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE THE FLOOFIEST, POOFIEST, JOOFIEST -
[ MUMBLING ] * * YOU CAN MEET A *
* DOG ALMOST ANYWHERE IT COULD BE AT A COOK OUT
ON A RENAISSANCE FAIR * * YOU COULD MEE A HUSKY ON
A WALK IN THE WOOD OR FIND A BEACH DOWN BY * * THE BEACH BALLS
AT A DICK'S SPORTING GOODS YOU COULD WAIT OUTSIDE A GROOMER *
* AND HIDE BY A TRE AND WHEN YOU SEE THE PERFEC
DOG YOU CAN * * JUMP OUT AND SING THEN WHILE THE
OWNER IS DISTRACTE YOUR BEST FRIEND * * WILL APPEAR
GRAB THE DOG AND RUN AWA WHEN THE COAST IS CLEA NOW YOU'RE *
* HOLDING A CHIHUAHUA RUNNING FAST AS YOU CAN
THEN SUDDENLY * * YOU REALIZE THA YOU DIDN'T MAK
A GOOD PLAN * Jimmy: WHOA, DUDE, I JUST STOLE A DOG.
YEAH, WAIT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA
I GOT TO RETURN THIS DOG I THINK I'M MAKING BAD DECISIONS.
I GOT HIT BY A BUS THIS MORNING. WHAT?
LIKE A BUS, BUS? Jimmy: YES, LIKE A BUS, BUS OH MY GOD, DID YOU GO TO THE
HOSPITAL Jimmy: NO I WENT TO THE DOG PARK
OH. COOL I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
* * I MIGHT MEE * A DOG TODAY
I MIGHT SE A DOG AND SCREAM * Jimmy: RUN.
OH [ BLEEP Jimmy: QUICK, GET OUT OF HERE
RUN, RUN. Jimmy: LEAVE THE DOG. LEAVE THE DOG.
LEAVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS, AGAIN, TO
THE GREAT KRISTEN BELL WE LOVE YOU, KRISTEN WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW
HEY, GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT.
THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE
ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND
HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT, RIGHT NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TIME TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU GUYS, COME ON.
LOOK AT YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. I MISS DOING THIS.
ME, ME YES, COME ON OVER, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO SAY ME, ME, ME,
ABSOLUTELY, I LOVE IT. HERE, YOU CAN HOLD THIS. THIS IS FOR YOU.
HELLO, HOW ARE YOU. Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO BE TALKING TO A HUMAN, SO FUN
OH, MY GOD ME TOO HI, HOW ARE YOU. Jimmy: HI, I'M FANTASTIC,
HOW ARE YOU? WE'LL SMALL TALK LATER YEAH.
Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM MY NAME IS JASMINE, WHERE
I'M FROM IS A LONG QUESTION. Jimmy: OH CAN YOU SKIP TO JUST THE BULLET
POINTS [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, ARE YOU SURE?
Jimmy: YEAH, SURE OKAY. IRAN, NEW YORK, UK, AND NOW
SAN FRANCISCO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW.
ALL RIGHT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, I'M HAPPY. AND BACK IN NEW YORK, I'M SO
HAPPY. ALL RIGHT LOOK, HERE'S MY QUESTION
JEFF BEZOS ANNOUNCED THAT HE BUILT A PRIVATE ROCKET TO GO TO SPACE NEXT MONTH
IF YOU HAD ALL OF THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE, AND
YOU'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF PLACES, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I WOULD GO LIKE 50 YEARS
BACK IN IRAN AND, LIKE, SEE MY GREAT GRANDMA. I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS QUESTION
BEFORE Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, I WOULD, LIKE, GO BACK
AND SEE HER AND, LIKE, FROM AFAR BECAUSE I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH RIGHTS.
BUT -- I'LL JUST -- I'LL JUST CHILL -- Jimmy: YOU'D GO BACK IN
SPACE AND TIME TO IRAN AND SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER, YEAH MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER, YEAH.
Jimmy: AND JUST SEE HER FROM AFAR AND SAY HEY, "I LOVE YOU. YEAH.
YEAH Jimmy: COOL, AND JUST SEE HER.
WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ORDERED ON AMAZON? IT WAS A REUSABLE BOBA TEA
CUP. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS
Jimmy: WAIT, SO A REUSABLE BOBA TEA CUP I FOUND MYSELF SPENDING SO
MUCH MONEY ON BOBA TEA THAT I, LIKE, LITERALLY ORDERED DIY AT-HOME BOBA TEA
AND THEN, I WAS LIKE - Jimmy: WAIT, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN TAPIOCA BALLS?
YEAH, YOU JUST LIKE, YOU BOIL WATER, YOU PUT THE BOBAS IN THERE, YOU WAIT FIVE
MINUTES, AND THEN, YOU GOT BOBA [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU GOT BOBA
ORDER NOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT YOUR
CATCHPHRASE NOW? AND THEN YOU GOT BOBA. ALL RIGHT.
GUYS, FOR THIS ONE, MIGOS HAS A NEW SONG WITH DRAKE "HAVING OUR WAY," IT'S BIG RIGHT NOW
CAN YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING LIKE A MIGOS TYPE OF VIBE LIKE A --
* * OKAY, LET'S PIC UP THE PAC
JASMINE UP IN THE PLACE * * JUST CAME DOWN IN A PLATE I'M RIDING NEW YOR
YOU CAME, OKAY * * YOU CAME A LONG HELL OF A WA
WAY * * JEFF BEZOS JUST BUILT HIM A ROCKET
HE SAID IT'S GOING TO TAKE HIM WAY UP INTO SPACE * * YOU SAYS YOU GO 50 YEAR
BACK INTO TIME TO SEE YOUR GREAT GREAT * * WE ALL GO TO THE AMAZON
SPEAKING OF AMAZON NICE TASTE * * I ORDERED REUSABL
BOBA TEA CUP ALL THE TIME BY THE CASE *
* BOBA * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, JASMINE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. SPREAD THE LOVE.
SPREAD THE LOVE. LOOKING GOOD
I'M GONNA SPREAD THE LOVE. I'M GONNA COME DOWN HERE I'M GONNA COME -- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M GONNA SPREAD THE LOVE.
I'M GONNA COME DOWN HERE I'M GONNA SPREAD THE LOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS SIDE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW YOU DOING? HOW ABOUT YOU? HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, HEY?
[ SCREAMING YOU SEE THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
SO GREAT TO SEE PEOPLE HERE. WE'RE FROM IRAN, NEW YORK, UK -
Jimmy: NO, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE, YOU MIGHT KNOW EACH OTHER WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
THIS IS MY FIRST HUSBAND. MY NAME EMMY SEDONA. HIS NAME IS --
ALLEN BALLMAN YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY, ALLEN BALLMAN.
YES Jimmy: EMMY, EMMY SEDONA. EMMY, EMMY.
Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. EMMY, SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING. IT IS
WHOO [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
THING TO DO AT THE POOL? WELL, I LIKE TO PUT ON MY POOL FLOATIES, AND THEN, I
WATCH "THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS." [ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT, IT'S FUN. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FUN
Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO IN THE POOL. FAVORITE.
Jimmy: OKAY, AND WHEN YOU'RE AT THE POOL, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO EAT?
OH, GOSH. WELL, I REALLY LIKE TO EAT "BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE DOES EAT THAT, HE EATS A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH IF
YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW Jimmy: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND OKAY
I'M ALLERGIC TO LOBSTER TAIL, SO IT'S ALWAYS A SAFE BET TO EAT "THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY
BUSINESS." Jimmy: OF COURSE, YES OF COURSE.
BUT IS SHELLFISH IN GENERAL, OR JUST - YEAH, SHELLFISH, FISH
I CAN EAT SHRIMP, I JUST CAN'T PEEL IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE SHELLS, YES. THE SHELLS.
Jimmy: THE INSIDE IS FINE EXACTLY Jimmy: IT'S THE SHELLS THAT
YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO IT'S THE SHELLS AND THERE'S NO PEANUTS IN
"BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS. Jimmy: "FAMILY BUSINESS," I HEARD "FAMILY BUSINESS."
YEAH. Jimmy: ROOTS, FOR THIS ONE, CAN YOU DO OLIVIA RODRIGO "GOOD
4 YOU" TYPE OF JAM WE LOVE OUR OLIVIA RODRIGO HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * OKAY I HAVEN'T DONE
THIS IN A FE ALLEN YOU LOOK FAMILIA ACTUALLY, EMMY SO DO YOU *
* MAYBE I SEEN YO CHILLING IN THE POOL IF THAT'S YOUR THING *
* JUST ROCKING IN PEACOCK AND NOW THAT SUMME IS NOW IN FULL SWING *
* ALL I WANT TO EAT I POOL SNACKS LOWE THAN MY BLOATY *
* MY PEAS SUPPORT BABY FAMILY BUSINESS WITH THE HOMIES *
* I GOT AN ALLERG DON'T PUT NO SHELLFISH IN THE SONG *
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT SON OKAY, BABY, YOU THE BOSS
BABY, BABY, YOU THE BOSS * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW Jimmy: IT'S A PLEASURE HAVING YOU HERE!
THANK YOU Jimmy: ON TELEVISION, THANK YOU.
YES Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT THANK YOU. VERY GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? DELANA. Jimmy: DELANA, DELANA
A LOT OF BIG MOVIES ARE COMING OUT THIS SUMMER. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK AT
THE MOVIE THEATER? OH, DEFINITELY POPCORN. Jimmy: POPCORN.
EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT "THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS.
Jimmy: WE KNOW, SORRY, MISS, YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR TURN, NOW WERE TALKING -
COMPLETELY CRAZY. Jimmy: NOT REALLY, POPCORN'S PRETTY COMMON AT THE THEATER,
YEAH WHAT ABOUT "BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS?"
Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, WELL YOU -- THAT'S YOUR OPTION
I MEAN, YOU CAN KEEP THE MICROPHONE BUT WE CAN ALSO --
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW Jimmy: WE CAN TURN IT OFF [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW AND LIKED? OH, I KNOW THE ANSWER
Jimmy: DON'T -- [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT -- "BOSS BABY?
VERY GOOD "FAMILY BUSINESS." Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
"BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS," HAVE YOU SEEN THAT AND LIKED THAT ONE
NOT YET Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, IT'S NOT OUT YET.
YEAH, IT'S COMING OUT SOON WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW AND LIKED?
"BLACK PANTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OOH, WE LOVE "BLACK
PANTHER. [ APPLAUSE ] WE GOT A LOT OF BIG MOVIES
COMING OUT THIS SUMMER GUYS, WE HAVE DELANA HERE, AND FOR THIS LAST ONE, SINCE "F9"
PREMIERES ON FRIDAY, CAN WE DO SOMETHING IN THE STYLE OF "FAMILY AFFAIR," LIKE, SLY AND
THE FAMILY STONE GIVE YOU A DRUM MACHINE LIKE -
* * DELANA HI IT'S SUMMERTIM
THE MOVIE THEATERS BAC YEAH * * AND WHILE IT'S ON
YOU EAT POPCOR IT'S ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS *
* ALL RIGHT SAW A FEW FILMS WEEKS AG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T
REALLY CARE * * BLACK PANTHER IS AN EXCELLENT ANSWER *
* BUT I KNO IT MIGHT BE THE FILM OF THE YEA
BOSS BABY FAN * Jimmy: AW, COME ON, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
THAT'S DELANA. THAT'S THE ROOTS THANKS TO "BOSS BABY: FAMILY
BUSINESS," IN THEATERS AND ON PEACOCK JULY 2ND STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH VIN DIESEL COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST STARS AND PRODUCES ONE OF THE BIGGEST
FRANCHISES IN MOVIE HISTORY. THE LATEST INSTALLMENT, "F9," HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
HERE IS VIN DIESEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY!
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU FEEL THAT? YOU FEEL THAT LOVE RIGHT THERE,
VIN DIESEL WHAT'S UP, BOYS Jimmy: YOU FEEL THE LOVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M -- YO, JIMMY. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.
IT'S GOOD TO BE -- Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE -- PLEASE WELCOME -
NO, NO, JIMMY, LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I KNOW, I DO I KNOW
I KNOW, THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE WE GOT HUMANS
Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE HUMANS IN THE BUILDING. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HUMANS ARE IN THE BUILDING. THERE'S HUMANS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: PLEASE I KNOW IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR YOU TO COME IN PERSON ON THE SHOW.
IT MEANS A LOT TO US BUT I KNOW YOU AND NEW YORK -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU LOVE
NEW YORKERS AND YOU LOVE -- YEAH, SO YOU HAD TO COME BACK. HAD TO COME BACK.
LOVE NEW YORKERS LOVE YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO HERE.
Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD, I APPRECIATE IT, MAN IT MEANS A LOT TO US
YOU GUYS SEE HOW HAPPY HE IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I AM I CAN'T -- I CAN'T STOP -- WELL, EVERY TIME -
NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON THROUGHOUT THE YEARS TO
SUPPORT US, THANKS BUT WE ALWAYS GET INTO SOME COOL THING THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE A VERY MYSTERIOUS GUY YOU HAVE A LOT OF MYSTIQUE
AROUND YOU FAIR. Jimmy: AND ONE TIME, I FOUND
OUT THAT YOU WERE A RAPPER I FOUND OUT YOU WERE A BREAK DANCER
YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED US SOME MOVES ON THE SHOW. THAT'S RIGHT.
Jimmy: AND I REMEMBER THAT. THAT WAS GREAT BUT I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU DID
AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO - UH-OH Jimmy: ON HOW TO BREAKDANCE
UH-OH Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER -- DO YOU REMEMBER DOING THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD. YES, I DO REMEMBER DOING THIS.
IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE Jimmy: I WILL REFRESH YOUR
MEMORY HERE'S VIN DIESEL, I DON'T KNOW WHEN -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TEACHING YOU HOW TO BREAKDANCE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THE RIGHT, AND CROSS THE LEFT
REMOVE THE LEFT LEG AND REPLACE FURTHER LEFT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S MY MOVE THAT'S MY MOVE AT THE CLUB
YO, I GO TO THE CLUB I GO TO THE CLUB THAT'S MY MOVE I ALWAYS DO
I GO, "OH, MY GOD. JUST STAND STILL I'M JUST GONNA WORM THROUGH YOU
AND OUT. WOW. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THAT WAS -- THAT WAS IT. THAT WAS THE BIG TIME. Tariq: THE SIDE -
THE SIDE WORM. IT WAS THE SIDEWORM. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YOU SAW THE SIDE WORM. Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: IT'S THE SIDE -- I'VE
NEVER SEEN A SIDE WORM BEFORE. YEAH, IT WAS A SIDE WORM. IT WAS A BIG HIT AT
COLUMBUS CIRCLE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: 20 YEARS AGO TODAY IS
WHEN "FAST AND THE FURIOUS" STARTED. THIS FRANCHISE -
DID YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S BIGGER THAN BIG
IT'S BIGGER THAN BIG, IT'S UNSTOPPABLE. IT'S SO BIG
Jimmy: IT'S VIN DIESEL BIG. GUYS. Jimmy: IT'S SO BIG.
IT'S VIN DIESEL BIG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW BIG IT IS
HOW BIG IS IT? IT IS VIN DIESEL BIG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NICE. 20 YEARS AGO TODAY WAS THE RELEASE OF THE FIRST
"FAST AND THE FURIOUS" MOVIE Jimmy: WOW. AND YOU WERE ALL A PART OF
IT THOSE OF YOU THAT WERE BORN. [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE 20 YEARS AGO AT THE "FAST AND THE FURIOUS"
PREMIERE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "I WASN'T AT THE
PREMIERE." Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, PROBABLY WAS.
JIMMY, YOU WERE THERE. Jimmy: OF COURSE I WAS THERE.
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE Jimmy: YEAH I WAS, LIKE, "DUDE, LET'S TAKE
THIS FORD FIESTA." YES Jimmy: I'M GRABBING A
A FORD FIESTA AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M GOING TO TAKE THE MOVIE IN A DIFFERENT
DIRECTION. YEAH, I GO, "I WAS MORE FURIOUS THAN FAST.
AND YOU GOTTA FORGIVE JIMMY AND MYSELF, IT'S SO -- SUCH A GREAT FEELING TO SEE A
A ROOM - Jimmy: A CROWD. A CROWD -- AN AUDIENCE.
Jimmy: FEELS GOOD, RIGHT? IT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: FEELS GOOD IT'S AMAZING SO IT'S NOT LIKE A NORMAL
SHOW SO THAT'S HOW COME I KEEP WANTING TO GET UP AND I WANT
THE LIGHTS TO BE ON YOU -- Jimmy: NO, I LOVE IT. AND I WANT TO SEE YOU AND I
WANT TO -- Jimmy: NO REJOICE WITH YOU.
Jimmy: YES! AND I WANT TO BRING BACK NEW YORK WITH YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT'S COMING BACK
I LOVE THAT. WE'RE COMING BACK! GUYS, SPEAKING OF COMING BACK,
WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK MORE TALK VIN DIESEL, WE'RE GOING TO TALK "F9.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH OUR
FRIEND VIN DIESEL IS HERE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S HOW BIG "TONIGHT SHOW" IS VIN DIESEL IS HERE
"F9", GOSH, WE'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER
MOVIE TO BRING BACK THEATERS, SAFELY, IT IS, GO TO A MOVIE THEATER AND WATCH "F9.
IT IS LOUD, IT IS FAST, I DON'T KNOW, IT IS FURIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS LOUD, BUT IT IS AN ACTION-PACKED MOVIE. IT'S GOT A GREAT STORY
NOW THIS IS -- YOU'VE TAKEN IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL DID YOU EVEN THINK YOU'D END UP
GOING THIS FAR YOU KNOW, IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME WE WOULD BE HERE
20 YEARS FROM NOW -- Jimmy: YEAH 20 YEARS AGO, I WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT YOU WERE CRAZY Jimmy: YEAH BUT NOW, LET ME JUST PUT THIS
IN PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU ACTUALLY, IN THIS MOVIE, WE TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
UH-HUH. Jimmy: BUT IN REAL LIFE, YOUR SON IS IN THE MOVIE
PLAYING YOU. AHH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED THAT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.
THAT'S AMAZING [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT COULDN'T HAVE
HAPPENED THAT'S GREAT HOW WAS THAT
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. ALL RIGHT. SO, FIRST OF ALL, IT WASN'T MY
IDEA I CAN'T TAKE THE CREDIT. IT WAS JUSTIN LIN, THE
DIRECTOR Jimmy: DIRECTOR, YEAH BUT WE'VE BEEN MAKING THESE
MOVIES FOR SO LONG THAT EVERY TIME WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE BORN, I WAS USUALLY WORKING ON
A "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE SO THE DIRECTOR AND THE CAST ALL HAVE THEIR OWN RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY CHILDREN AND IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR MY SON TO PLAY YOUNG DOM.
AND THE IRONY IS, THE THING I REMEMBER THE MOST WAS COMING HOME THAT DAY, BECAUSE WHEN YOU
SEE THE MOVIE, IT'S KIND OF A DEEP SCENE, SO DOM IS IN A A DEEP STATE OF MIND AND MY SON
WAS WATCHING ME WORK THE WHOLE DAY AND IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT HOME WHEN I SAW A TWINKLE IN
HIS EYE BECAUSE HE HAD FINALLY SEEN HIS FATHER COME HOME, AS OPPOSED TO BEING WITH DOM THE
WHOLE DAY.
IT WAS SO ADORABLE, IT WAS SO
BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY FANS OF THE MOVIE, EVERYONE GREW WITH YOU AND
THESE CHARACTERS AND I GREW WITH YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: NO SIT DOWN YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN
VIN, YOU CAN'T GO IN THE AUDIENCE, COME ON. I GREW WITH YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WITH YOU AND I GREW FOR YOU
Jimmy: WE CAN THROW THE CLIP, WE CAN THROW THE CLIP FROM THE STAIRS.
LET'S DO IT Jimmy: COME HERE, COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S DO IT Jimmy: LET'S GO, THROW THE CLIP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH YEAH!
[ CHEERS ] Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW -- I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE IS VIN DIESEL IN "F9," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
WHERE'S THE BRIDGE? * NO, NO, NO -- DOM
NO! NO [ WIRES TIGHTENING ]
[ EXPLOSIONS ] [ HELICOPTER NOISE ] WELL, THAT WAS NEW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: VIN DIESEL, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. "F9" HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RILEY KEOUGH STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING IN THE NEW FILM,
"ZOLA," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS JUNE 30th. HERE'S RILEY KEOUGH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
HI JIMMY. Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME BACK TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE ON MY COUCH. IN MY HOUSE.
Jimmy: ON YOUR COUCH -- IS THIS -- BY THE WAY, IS THIS THE LONGEST STRETCH YOU'VE EVER
BEEN AT YOUR HOME? I MEAN, DEFINITELY. YEAH
I -- BEFORE THE PANDEMIC I THINK -- YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND AND I HAD JUST BOUGHT OUR HOUSE
AND I THINK WE HAD PROBABLY SPENT, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AT OUR HOME BECAUSE WE BOTH HAD BEEN
WORKING SO MUCH. SO NOW, YOU KNOW, NOW WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT.
Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT'S THE VERDICT? DO YOU LIKE THE HOME
[ SIGHS YOU KNOW I THNINK - [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK IT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE WE GOT -- I WAS SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AND
THERE WAS A PART OF ME -- YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE KNEW THE SEVERITY OF HOW THE PANDEMIC
WAS GONNA PLAY OUT WHERE WE WERE AT HOME THINKING. "YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE HERE
FOR A COUPLE WEEKS AND IT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, A NICE BREAK AND A RESET.
AND I GET TO, YOU KNOW, SPEND TIME AT HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A FEW YEARS."
AND AS MONTHS WENT BY, I JUST STARTED -- YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST LIKE -- I DEFINITELY GOT TO THE
POINT WHERE I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, DEFINITELY LOOKING ON RED FIN.
DIDN'T LOVE MY HOUSE ANY MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] SO YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW WE'RE STILL LOOKING. Jimmy: BUT YOU DEFINITELY
STILL LOVE THE HUSBAND, OBVIOUSLY -- YOU STILL LOVE HIM?
SIMILAR -- SIMILAR SITUATION. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO WAIT, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THREE WEEKS IN, I WAS LIKE, "LOVE THE HUSBAND.
COUPLE MONTHS LATER, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO SELL THE HUSBAND Jimmy: YOU'RE ON RED FIN.
YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH. GIVE HIM MY BEST, PLEASE I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
BECAUSE LADY GAGA -- THEY'RE ABOUT TO RELEASE THIS ANNIVERSARY OF -- 10th
ANNIVERSARY OF "BORN THIS WAY. AND -- YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I KNOW AND IT'S ALL REIMAGINED
VERSIONS OF THE SONGS AND YOU'RE ON IT AND - I AM!
Jimmy: YOU SEEM - AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED
IT WAS SO RANDOM NO -- LADY GAGA SURELY DIDN'T ASK ME, SO IT WAS A TOTALLY
RANDOM SITUATION Jimmy: IT'S A COUNTRY VERSION OF "BORN THIS WAY.
YES Jimmy: WHICH I CANNOT -- SO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, HOW DID YOU
GET INVOLVED SO ORVEL PECK, HE DID A A COVER --
Jimmy: OH, YEAH WHICH WAS AMAZING AND MY BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND WAS
PRODUCING THE SONG AND RANDOMLY ONE DAY JUST TEXTED ME AND WAS LIKE, "CAN YOU JUST SING
BACKGROUND VOCALS ON THIS RANDOM SONG I'M DOING? I HAD NO CONTEXT, NO IDEA WHAT
IT WAS, SO I JUST WENT IN THERE AND DID, LIKE, THE BACKGROUND FOR ORVEL -- FOR
"BORN THIS WAY" AND THEN I -- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS, LIKE, THIS HUGE THING THAT -
Jimmy: OH, YEAH LADY GAGA WAS RELEASING IN THE 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, SO I
WAS VERY, YOU KNOW, EXCITED TO BE PART OF IT. Jimmy: AND DID YOU KNOW YOU
COULD SING I MEAN, YOU COULD -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I -- SO, OKAY, THAT'S A A WEIRD THING. I -- I DIDN'T.
I KIND OF, LIKE -- I GREW UP SINGING QUIETLY, LIKE WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHEN THERE'S
A GUITAR AROUND BUT I NEVER HAD REALLY TRIED TO SING Jimmy: COULD YOU TELL
EVERYONE WHO YOUR GRANDFATHER IS WELL, MY GRANDFATHER IS
ELVIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SEE?
YOUR GRANDFATHER IS ELVIS. AND THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU -- THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU LIKE, DO
YOU KNOW IF YOU CAN SING WELL, APPARENTLY, THAT'S WHAT LADY GAGA SAID.
SOMEBODY SAID, "OH, RILEY SINGING ON THE BACK OF ORVEL'S COVER OF 'BORN THIS WAY' AND
SHE JUST REALIZED -- OR SHE JUST LEARNED TO SING" AND APPARENTLY SHE SAID SOMETHING
LIKE, "OH, ELVIS' GRANDDAUGHTER DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD SING OR SOMETHING.
Jimmy: YEAH, ITS IN THE GENES. GOOD POINT.
Jimmy: YEAH, NO YOU -- NO. GOOD POINT, GAGA.
Jimmy: YOU SOUND GREAT, BY THE WAY, AND IT'S AWESOME, SO CONGRATS ON THAT
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE THOUGH, INTO YOUR ACTING THIS MOVIE, "ZOLA" -
[ CHEERS ] PEOPLE ARE -- YEAH, PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT
OKAY, GOOD CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE AND WHO YOU PLAY
SO THE MOVIE IS -- IT WAS BASED OFF A TWITTER THREAD IN 2015 THAT WENT VIRAL AND ABOUT
THIS GIRL WHO IS LIVING IN DETROIT AND SHE GETS INVITED TO GO DANCE, STRIP IN TAMPA FOR
THE WEEKEND AND SHE, SORT OF, PROMISED, LIKE, A LOT OF MONEY AND IT'S GOING TO BE VERY
FRUITFUL AND I PLAY -- AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THIS LIKE, HORRIFIC TRIP
TO HELL AND I SORT OF PLAY THE VILLAINOUS WOMAN WHO ABDUCTS HER AND, KIND OF, RUINS HER
WEEKEND EVILY. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S RILEY KEOUGH IN "ZOLA." TAKE A LOOK.
HEY LAST MONTH LAST MONTH, I WENT DANCING AT THIS CUTE SPOT IN
FLORIDA WHERE MY ROOMMATE'S GIRL MADE, LIKE, 5G'S A NIGHT. MY ROOMMATE JUST TOLD ME THAT
HE GOING DOWN THERE TOMORROW AND HE ASKED ME IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS THAT WANT TO MAKE SOME
MONEY AND YOU THE FIRST BITCH I THOUGHT OF DAMN BITCH, WE JUST MET
YESTERDAY AND YOU ALL READY TRYING TO TAKE HOE TRIPS TOGETHER
WHEN WE LEAVING? BE READY BY 2:00. Jimmy: THAT'S RILEY KEOUGH,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ZOLA" OPENS IN THEATERS
JUNE 30th. MODEST MOUSE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. RILEY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING BY.
APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING, "WE ARE BETWEEN," FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "THE GOLDEN CASKET," OUT THIS
FRIDAY, HERE IS MODEST MOUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* *
* HELLO HELLO HELLO THIS IS THE WORST PART
WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE MADE UP OF OUR OWN FAULTS * * HELLO HELLO HELLO THI
IS THE BEST PART WE AR WE ARE WE ARE DRIVEN BY OUR OWN THOUGHTS *
* WE ARE BETWEE WE ARE BETWEEN YEAH WE ARE *
* SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DUST AND THE STARS SO OPEN THEN SNAP SHUT
YEAH BUT HERE WE ARE * * WE ARE BETWEE WE ARE BETWEEN
HERE WE ARE * * * HELLO
HELLO HELLO * * THIS IS THE WORST PAR WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE
MADE OF OLD ROCK AND SALT * * HELLO HELLO HELLO
THIS IS THE BEST PAR WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE MAD UP OF GRASPS OF STRAW *
* WE ARE BETWEE WE ARE BETWEEN YEAH WE ARE *
* SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DUST AND THE STARS SO OPEN THEN SNAP SHUT
YEAH BUT HERE WE ARE * * WE ARE BETWEE WE ARE BETWEEN
YEAH WE ARE * * *
* WE ARE BETWEE WE ARE BETWEEN
YEAH WE ARE * * SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DUST AND THE STARS
SO OPEN THEN SLAM SHUT YEAH BUT HERE WE ARE * * WE ARE BETWEE
WE ARE BETWEEN YEAH HERE WE ARE * * THESE ARE THE STARS AND
THESE ARE THE SEAMS THESE AR THE PLACES THAT WE'RE LUCK JUST TO BETWEEN *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT,
JOHN CENA AND HENRY WINKLER WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM MAJID JORDAN MY THANKS TO VIN DIESEL,
RILEY KEOUGH, ALEC BALDWIN, AMY SEDARIS, MODEST MOUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS," GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *