>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SCARLETT JOHANSSON
QUESTLOVE, COMEDIAN, GRAHAM KAY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1483 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW! WOW! OH, MY GOODNESS!
YES, YES, YES! OH, MY GOODNESS, YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOKING GOOD WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. LOOKING GREAT.
PLEASE, ENJOY, RELAX WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT HOME --
LOOK AT YOU. IT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE
PANDEMIC, OUR AUDIENCE IS NO LONGER REQUIRED TO WEAR A MASK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SMILE! SMILE!
YOU'RE ON TV YEAH SO, YOU BETTER LAUGH CAUSE I
CAN SEE WHO ISN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT AN EXCITING TIME THIS IS.
WE'RE MASKLESS, FULLY VACCINATED, AND IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMER
IT'S OFFICIAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT.
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS ARE PUMPED THAT SCHOOL IS OVER WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE
STARING BLANKLY AT A WALL LIKE, I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, AND IT'S NOT JUST THE START OF SUMMER YOU GUYS IT'S ALSO AMAZON PRIME DAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT
TODAY INSTEAD OF BUYING STUFF WE DON'T NEED, WE BUY STUFF WE DON'T NEED AT A SLIGHTLY LOWER
PRICE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN IMMERSION
BLENDER IS, BUT YEAH, JUST LOOK AT THE PRICE ON THAT HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE MY
COFFEE IF I DON'T HAVE AN IMMERSION BLENDER? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
PRIME DAY IS ACTUALLY A TWO-DAY EVENT. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: AMAZON IS BASICALLY YOUR ANNOYING FRIEND WHO PLANS A BIRTHDAY WEEKEND
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU ONLY GET ONE DAY, CARL YEP, AMAZON HAS DEALS ON
OUTDOOR CAMERAS, DIGITAL RECORDERS AND NIGHT VISION BINOCULARS
AND WITH THAT MUCH SPYING CAPABILITY, YOU'RE BASICALLY AMAZON
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE AT LEAST FACEBOOK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, THIS WEEKEND, KIM JONG-UN MADE HIS FIRST STATEMENT ABOUT THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION, SAYING THAT HE'S PREPARED FOR BOTH DIALOGUE AND CONFRONTATION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT KIM JONG-UN JUST CHALLENGED
BIDEN TO A RAP BATTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, KIM JONG-UN SAYS THAT HE'S
PREPARED FOR BOTH DIALOGUE AND CONFRONTATION, THE SAME THING MY AUNT SAYS WHEN SHE WALKS
INTO A T.J. MAXX [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GO
WELL GUYS, THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE AND TODAY ORGANIZERS ANNOUNCED THAT
VENUES WILL BE AT 50% CAPACITY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
50%, WHICH MEANS ONLY FOUR PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO WATCH FENCING INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL
EIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] EN GARDE
DO THEY START WITH THE HAND UP HERE >> Steve: SURE, WHY NOT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: EVENTUALLY - I'VE SEEN THEM DO IT
>> Steve: EVENTUALLY IT'S AT THERE. >> Jimmy: BUT DOES IT START --
LIKE THIS, MAYBE >> Steve: YEAH, MAYBE THAT MAYBE THAT
THAT LOOKS GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> Jimmy: THIS LOOKS -- I LOOK
LIKE A FENCER THERE. >> Steve: YEAH, A FENCER WITH STOLEN -
>> Jimmy: JUST BEING COCKY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YES, GOT TO PUT PINKY
OUT ON THE SWORD >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THROW THE PINKY OUT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU KNOW, HAVE CLASS THERE YOU GO
CLASS IT UP A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: PURE CLASS PINKY OUT ON THE SWORD, LIKE
THAT MAYBE LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YEAH, LIKE A
A FLOURISH LIKE A - >> Jimmy: LIKE A -
>> Steve: LIKE JAZZ HANDS. YEAH, THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: THIS IS HOW YOU FENCE? *
>> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU FENCE
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EN GARDE
>> Jimmy: GET INTO - EN GARDE, YEAH >> Steve: TOUCHE
>> Jimmy: ALSO THEY ALSO SAID FANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO CHEER >> Steve: OH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALTHOUGH THEY SAY THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY
GRADUATION AND PARENTS ARE STILL LIKE, "THOMAS, YES TOMMY YOU DID IT
THAT'S MY BOY, TOMMY." SOCCER SUPERSTAR CRISTIANO RONALDO JUST BECAME
THE FIRST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO HIT 300 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM.
[ CHEERS ] IT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL, AND NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE REACHING
OUT TO CONGRATULATE HIM. FOR EXAMPLE, LIONEL MESSI SAID, "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE
ACHIEVEMENT, WAY TO GO." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON SAID,
"CONGRATS PAL, BUT WATCH YOUR BACK I'M COMING FOR YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN RONALDO HIMSELF HAD THIS TO SAY
HE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT DIDN'T STOP THERE REMEMBER THAT STATUE OF HIM?
>> Tariq: I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. >> Steve: YEAH
OH NO, IT DIDN'T - THEY DIDN'T CONGRATULATE - >> Jimmy: Jimmy: THE BRONZE
STATUE OF RONALDO REACHED OUT AND SAID - >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: "EHRMAGERD, YER NEMBER WERN! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH NO. >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT, ARIANA GRANDE SAID, "I HOPE I
CAN GET TO 300 MILLION SOON. AND THE STATUE OF RONALDO WAS LIKE, "MER TER
I WANT TER BER PERPULAR. WANTS TO BE PERPULAR >> Steve: PERPULAR
>> Jimmy: AND THIS PLAQUE OF ELVIS PRESLEY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "YERS, PLEASE FELLER ME
ON ERNSTEGREM. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY THIS STATUE OF
LUCILLE BALL SAID, "MER HERNDEL IS @REALLUCILLEBALL. #FOLLOWBACK.
#INFLUENCER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE ALL VERY EXCITED
GOOD FOR HIM 300 MILLION. NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
LISTEN TO THIS I SAW THAT NASA IS STRUGGLING TO FIX A COMPUTER ON THE HUBBLE
SPACE TELESCOPE THAT WAS DEVELOPED IN THE 1980s YEAH
IT'S FROM THE 80S SO THE MANUAL ONLY SAYS, REMOVE CIRCUIT BOARD AND BLOW ON IT
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A GROCERY STORE IN WISCONSIN IS OFFERING CUSTOMERS
COLOR CODED BRACELETS TO SHOW THEIR SOCIAL DISTANCING COMFORT LEVEL.
RED MEANS NO CONTACT YELLOW MEANS ELBOWS ONLY AND GREEN MEANS OPEN MOUTH
KISS [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT SOUNDS SO GREAT YOU GUYS SOUND SO GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS SO GOOD
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WOW. IT IS MONDAY
WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD.
JOHN CENA WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE JOHN CENA.
CHARLIZE THERON WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JON HAMM WILL BE HERE >> Steve: HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND VIN DIESEL WILL BE JOINING US.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WHAT
A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "BLACK WIDOW,"
SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> Steve: FAVORITE PERSON. >> Jimmy: WAITING A LONG TIME
FOR THAT ONE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE. PLUS, HIS DOCUMENTARY, "SUMMER
OF SOUL" OR "WHEN THE REVOLUTION COULD NOT BE TELEVISED" IS OUT ON JULY 2nd.
WE ARE TALKING - * OH MY GOD, YOU NEVER GIVE
A DRUM ROLL. >> Questlove: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: WE ARE TALKING TO
QUESTLOVE! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JULY 2ND "SUMMER OF SOUL, JULY 2nd ON HULU. >> Steve: YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM
VIA ZOOM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE ACTUALLY
WOULDN'T - YEAH, HE WON'T COME IN TO THE INTERVIEW.
HE WANTS TO ZOOM IN FROM HIS DRUM SET >> Questlove: RIGHT HERE
>> Jimmy: HE'LL BE ZOOMING IN. AND WE GOT GREAT STANDUP, MAKING HIS STANDUP DEBUT ON OUR
SHOW, GRAHAM KAY WILL BE HERE DOING STANDUP COMEDY FOR US. VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS I MENTIONED, TODAY IS AMAZON PRIME DAY.
PEOPLE BUY A TON OF PRODUCTS ON PRIME DAY, BUT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST A REVIEW
I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THAT. I READ THAT LATELY AMAZON HAD
TO CRACK DOWN ON THE FAKE ONES LUCKILY, YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN A REVIEW IS FAKE.
FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S A BED TRAY TABLE. HERE'S A FAKE REVIEW THAT SAYS,
"I LOVE THIS FOR BREAKFAST IN BED. THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I LOVE
FEELING LIKE MY BEDROOM'S IN A A HOSPITAL." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THAT'S THE REAL REVIEW >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE HERE'S
A PACK OF ANTI-CHAFING NIPPLE GUARDS [ LAUGHTER ]
THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "PROVIDES GREAT PROTECTION ON LONG RUNS. THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "RIPPING
THESE OFF IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF CHILD BIRTH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT IS A TETON'S SPORTS HIKING BACKPACK FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "A RUGGED
BACKPACK THAT'S PERFECT FOR OVERNIGHT HIKES. THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "IT'LL
SIT IN YOUR CLOSET FOR THREE YEARS WITH A HALF EATEN CLIFF BAR IN THE FRONT POCKET.
>> Steve: THAT'S WHERE I LEFT THAT CLIFF BAR NEXT UP, HERE'S AN ASTRO GAMING
HEADSET. THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "AMAZING SOUND, TOOK MY ONLINE GAMING TO
THE NEXT LEVEL." BUT THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "PLAYS SO LOUD I DIDN'T HEAR MY
GIRLFRIEND SAY, I'M LEAVING YOU, KEVIN." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S HIDING, HE'S HIDING, HE'S HIDING
FINALLY, HERE'S A WATER PROOF PHONE POUCH. FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "KEPT MY
PHONE SAFE AND DRY WHILE I WENT IN THE WATER." REAL REVIEW SAYS, "MY PHONE IS
AT THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE, BUT AT LEAST IT'S STILL WORKING." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK TO OUT
SHOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME?"
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. NOW, WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS, AND
EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THAT THEIR BET IS THE BEST. WELL, I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT
WAS TRUE, SO IT'S TIME FOR "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME?"
* WHY IS YOUR PET * * BETTER THAN M BETTER THAN ME *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR VERY FIRST PET HELLO.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HEY, JIMMY.
MY NAME IS PAUL, AND I'M FROM BELFAST IN NORTHERN IRELAND. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY
IRELAND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WELCOME, BUDDY AND WHO IS YOUR PET, RIGHT THERE?
WHAT -- WHO'S THAT LITTLE GUY? >> THIS HANDSOME GUY -- HE'S CALLED HARLSO.
HE CAN BALANCE ANYTHING ON HIS HEAD WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BALANCE?
>> YES WE'RE GOING A STACK OF PANCAKES TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GIVE HIM ONE TO EAT.
THAT'S RIGHT, HE DESERVES IT GOOD BOY AH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT VERY GOOD. THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIM ON
THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT PET OVER
HERE HELLO. HOW YOU DOING?
WELCOME. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> HEY, JIMMY. MY NAME'S HEATHER. I'M FROM LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: HI, HEATHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE L.A. AND WHO -- WHO DO YOU HAVE WITH YOU, TONIGHT
>> THIS IS MY BABY TORTOISE, RUTH BADER GINSBURG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NOW, HEATHER, RUTH BADER GINSBURG -- IS YOUR TORTOISE A BABY TORTOISE
>> YEAH, SHE'S 10-MONTHS-OLD >> Jimmy: OH. MY GOODNESS. NOW A 10-MONTH-OLD, THAT'S
PRETTY YOUNG TO HAVE A TALENT. WHAT IS -- WHAT IS HER SPECIAL TALENT
>> WHEN I PUT HER IN HER HOUSE, SHE GIVES ME A HIGH FIVE >> Jimmy: LIKE, RIGHT NOW IF
YOU PUT YOUR FINGER, WOULD SHE GIVE YOU A HIGH FIVE NOW, NOT IN THE TANK?
>> HM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO
NOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, SHE'S THINKING ABOUT IT
SHE'S THINK -- YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
YES! THAT IS A TALENTED, TALENTED TORTOISE, RIGHT THERE!
THANK YOU FOR THAT I LOVED IT ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR NEXT
PET. HELLO. WELCOME.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS CAROLINE, AND I'M
FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. >> Jimmy: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WE LOVE NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE I HAD SOME GREAT TIMES OVER IN
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE NOW, WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE WITH US
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE DOG HERE >> THIS IS TUESDAY
SHE'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER >> Jimmy: OH, HI TUESDAY HI TUESDAY
TUESDAY! HI, TUESDAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SUCH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. I LOVE IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS TUESDAY'S TALENT WHY IS YOUR -- WHY IS YOUR PET
BETTER THAN ME >> SHE BELTS OUT TO "DRIVER'S LICENSE" TO OLIVIA -- FROM
OLIVIA RODRIGO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND I KNO
WE WEREN'T PERFECT BUT I'VE NEVER FELT * * THIS WAY FOR NO ONE
AND I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE HOW YOU COULD BE SO OKAY NOW *
* THAT I'M GONE GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU WROT
IN THAT SONG ABOUT ME * >> I SHOULD HAVE SAID SHE'S A GREAT SINGER WHEN SHE FEELS
LIKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT'S INTERESTING WAIT LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME
LET'S SEE TUESDAY. TUESDAY, DO YOU WANT TO JUST SEE IF YOU CAN SING THIS SONG,
OLIVIA RODRIGO TUESDAY, THIS IS AN AMAZING -- TUESDAY?
[ LAUGHTER ] TUESDAY. TUESDAY.
TUES TUES TUES
JIMMY! [ MIMICKING DRIVER'S LICENSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
[ MIMICKING DRIVER'S LICENSE ] * YOU SAID FOREVER * * NOW I DRIVE ALONE PAS
YOUR STREET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JIMMY: ALL RIGHT.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE. TUESDAY, GOOD JOB.
I FELT IT. THERE IS SOMETHING THERE TUESDAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO, HERE -- HELLO
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HELLO
MY NAME IS SHAI AND I'M FROM L.A., CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: HEY, SHAI, WELCOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SHAI, YOU HAVE A LITTLE HOOP THERE
AND THAT IS -- IS IT BINI THE BUNNY. >> YES, SO, BINI BROKE A
A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST BASKETBALL SLAM DUNKS BY A RABBIT IN A MINUTE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BINI THE BUNNY NOW, CAN -- CAN WE SEE IT?
>> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: ROOTS, QUEST, CAN I GET A --
* >> SO HERE IS THE BALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. BINI THE BUNNY, RIGHT THERE. GREAT JOB!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON THE
SHOW GREAT JOB TO ALL OF OUR TALENTED PETS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PET THAT'S BETTER THAN ME, WHY IS
IT BETTER THAN ME? I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/
WHYISYOURPETBETTERTHANME SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE BACK WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
MOVIE STARS IN THE WORLD >> Audience: WHOO! >> Jimmy: HER NEW MOVIE
"BLACK WIDOW" -- YEAH, OW! [ CHEERS ] "BLACK WIDOW" IS IN THEATERS
AND ON DISNEY+ WITH PREMIERE ACCESS, JULY 9th HERE IS SCARLETT JOHANSSON
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
>> HELLO >> Jimmy: IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> HI! >> Jimmy: HI, BUD. >> HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOING GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
I -- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU GOT MARRIED. CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO -- THERE'S MANY QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK, BUT A COUPLE QUESTIONS
IF YOU DON'T MIND ABOUT YOU AND COLIN. WE LOVE COLIN JOST
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE KNOW YOU'RE BOTH LIFE LONG NEW YORKERS
DO YOU EVER ARGUE OVER PIZZA IN NEW YORK, WHERE TO GET THE BEST PIZZA?
>> OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW COLIN IS FROM STATEN ISLAND, SO THAT MEANS SOMETHING
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, HE REALLY -- HE'S -- HE'S VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT HIS
SLICE. WHERE, YOU KNOW, HE'LL DEFINITELY TELL YOU THE BEST
SLICE IS IN STATEN ISLAND. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> I RESPECT THAT.
I -- I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE I AM FROM MANHATTAN, AND I -- YOU KNOW, MY -- ARE YOU ASKING
WHERE MY FAVORITE SLICE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- IS FROM?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I GOT TO SAY BY THE SLICE, I REALLY LOVE JOE'S PIZZA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, AND THEN ME TOO. >> I WOULD SAY FOR A WHOLE PIE THOUGH, I GOT TO GO WITH
LOMBARDI'S I LOVE LOMBARDI'S. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S ALL SO GOOD IT JUST MAKES ME MISS GOING OUT AND GETTING PIZZA.
BUT ARTURO'S IS SOMEWHERE ON THAT LIST TOO. >> OH, YEAH, ARTURO'S YEAH
>> Jimmy: LOVE THAT JAM. "BLACK WIDOW,"FINALLY. "BLACK WIDOW" IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S HAPPENING ARE YOU EXCITED THAT IT'S
FINALLY OUT? I MEAN, ARE YOU FREAKING OUT IT'S FINALLY OUT
>> I AM -- I AM DEFINITELY EXCITED. I'M NERVOUS ABOUT IT
IT'S LIKE A NERVOUS EXCITEMENT BUT I HAVE BEEN -- YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS FILM
FOR OVER A YEAR, AND IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS IN THE MAKING. I'M SUPER PROUD OF IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND PEOPLE SEEM TO REALLY BE RESPONDING WELL TO IT, WHICH IS
FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> IT REALLY IS A GREAT MOVIE
TO SEE IN THE THEATER BECAUSE IT'S SUPER CINEMATIC, EXPLOSIVE, LOUD, FUN -
>> Jimmy: YES! >> -- PASSIONATE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!
LET'S GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S --
IT'S -- IT'S REALLY GREAT. IT'S EXPLOSIVE >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY EASTER
EGGS THAT YOU CAN GO, LIKE, "WELL, OKAY, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME ONE."
ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO GET TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST >> YES, YOU GET -- YOU FINALLY
GET TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN BUDAPEST SEE WHAT I DID THERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID PESCHT THAT'S RIGHT
>> I SAID PESCHT >> Jimmy: YEP, YOU SAID PESCHT HAVE YOU BEEN TO BUDAPESCHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAVE BEEN TO BUDAPESCHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SEE I
HAVEN'T -- THAT'S WHY I PRONOUNCE IT BUDAPEST. >> OH, YEAH, I FINALLY LEARNED
HOW TO SAY BUDAPESCHT IN THIS MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> WE -- YOU FIND -- YES, YOU GET TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPESCHT.
YOU REALLY -- YEAH, YOU GET TO -- I'M ALWAYS SO BAD AT THIS
LET ME SEE WHAT CAN I SAY I CAN SAY THAT, OKAY YOU -- YOU
KNOW WHAT? YOU GET TO -- I CAN'T! I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, I'M TRYING TO THINK, WELL, YEAH, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
NO, I CAN'T SAY IS HE GOING TO BE IN IT >> WHAT CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT
THE MOVIE? HMM? [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WHAT HAPPENED? >> Jimmy: WELL, JUST BLINK IF
IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN >> OKAY. IF WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
>> Jimmy: JUST -- JUST BLINK IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN >> ARE YOU -- MY EYES ARE STILL
OPEN >> Jimmy: YUP, SO IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD SO, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
WE CONFIRMED RIGHT HERE ON OUR SHOW THAT IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
>> AND NOW I HAVE TEARS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING CRAZY GOOD REVIEWS ON THIS
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S ALMOST LIKE MARVEL -- LIKE A A JAMES BOND MARVEL BECAUSE
IT'S A SPY MOVIE AS WELL AS A GIANT MARVEL MOVIE IT IS ACTION BEYOND ACTION
THERE'S MOTORCYCLES. THERE'S CAR CHASES THERE'S EVERYTHING YOU COULD
WANT IN THIS THING, AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE REALLY PROUD OF THIS, BUD.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP WERE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?
>> OH, YEAH. ALL I -- I'LL TELL YOU, THE CLIP, THE CLIP
I BELIEVE THIS CLIP IS PART OF A -- OH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN SAY ANYTHING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEN WHY DID YOU YOU KNEW I WAS GOING RIGHT TO
THE CLIP >> IT'S A PURSUIT. IT'S A PURSUIT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A SCOOP IT'S A PURSUIT OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> IT HAPPENS IN BUDAPESCHT. THERE, I SAID IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU SAID IT. IT'S IN BUDAPESCHT THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU! THAT'S ALL I WANTED.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN "BLACK WIDOW."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
* * *
>> OH, I'VE GOT YOU! NO AAH!
>> Jimmy: OOH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEE THAT IN THE MOVIE THEATER. OH, MY GOSH. AND PLAY IT LOUD
SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY. "BLACK WIDOW" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DISNEY+ WITH PREMIERE
ACCESS JULY 9th. SCARLETT AND I ARE FACING OFF IN A ONE-SECOND MARVEL QUIZ
WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY SCARLETT JOHANSSON, NOW.
SCARLETT >> HI. AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: HEY, BUD NOW, SCARLETT, YOU PLAYED "BLACK WIDOW" FOR YEARS.
SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D PUT YOUR MARVEL KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IT IS TIME FOR THE "ONE-SECOND
MARVEL QUIZ. HERE WE GO
* ONE ONE SECOND * * MARVEL QUIZ * >> OH, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S -- HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A MARVEL CLIP, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE JUST ONE SECOND LONG.
AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS -- >> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS GUESSING WHAT THE CLIP IS FROM
IF WE'RE WRONG, THE OTHER PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL. SCARLETT, YOU'RE OUR GUEST, SO
YOU'LL GO FIRST. LET'S SEE THE FIRST CLIP >> UH-OH
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO >> WHAT? THAT WAS IT?
>> Jimmy: CLASSIC. CLASSIC. >> WHAT -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I SAW >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
WATCH. WATCH AGAIN. HERE WE GO
CAN WE PLAY IT ONE MORE TIME >> I CAN'T - HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
>> THAT WAS SO FAST. >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS -- 'CAUSE EVERYONE'S WEARING THEIR
MASKS- >> IS IT "GUARDIAN?" >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM
"SPIDER-MAN. [ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> HAS TOM HOLLAND PLAYED THIS DID HE PLAY THAT -- PLAY THIS
GAME >> Jimmy: I'M JUST AUDITIONING 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER -- THEY'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN
I GOT THE WRIST THING GOING. ALL RIGHT. IT IS MY TURN.
LET'S SEE THE NEXT MARVEL CLIP
>> I GOT HIM
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: NO >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT >> Jimmy: THIS IS ACTUALLY HARD
WHAT IS, "I GOT HIM. I DON'T -- THAT COULD BE "SWINGERS.
I DON'T -- MAYBE IT'S NOT EVEN MARVEL [ LAUGHTER ]
LET ME SEE IT AGAIN. IT'S FAVREAU -- I KNOW IT'S FAVREAU.
SO, IT'S "IRON MAN." >> I GOT HIM >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA SAY "IRON
MAN. [ BUZZER SOUND ] ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
YOU -- YOU GET TO STEAL IT >> I THINK IT'S FROM "IRON MAN 2.
[ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
ARE YOU JOKING, JUDGES OH, "IRON MAN 2," OH, STOP IT. OH, MY GOSH.
ALL RIGHT. >> I -- I HAD THE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
I WAS IN THAT FILM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE YOU WERE
YOU SAID, "YOU CERTAINLY DID" AFTER HE SAID, "I GOT HIM. >> I RESPONDED TO THAT LINE,
YES. >> Jimmy: LET'S -- >> THE FAMOUS, "I GOT HIM.
>> Jimmy: LET'S THROW UP THE NEXT CLIP. THIS IS YOUR GUESS ON THIS ONE
>> EXCELSIOR >> OH, THAT'S FROM "AVENGERS 2:
AGE OF ULTRON. [ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL DONE. YOU ARE GOOD >> I WAS ALSO IN THAT.
SO, AGAIN, UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. SORRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH YEAH, STILL
THAT WAS STAN LEE -- I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER -- THIS IS TOUGH FOR ME
ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. LET'S SEE THE CLIP THIS IS FOR ME
>> I'M A TRICKSTER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MATT DAMON DOING LOKI IT'S IN "THOR: RAGNAROK.
[ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
IT'S HIM PLAYING - YEAH IT WAS VERY GOOD
I LOVE -- THAT WAS VERY FUNNY. I KNEW THAT ONE. ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO IT'S YOUR TURN LET'S RUN THE NEXT MARVEL CLIP
* >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT IS THE -- >> WAIT, WAIT.
DOES THAT SAY BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT'S "CAPTAIN MARVEL," RIGHT? [ BELL SOUND ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS GOOD I WAS NOT -- I WAS GOING TO SAY "BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT
ADVENTURE. I HAD NO IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> CAN WE JUST SEE WHAT'S THE SCORE HERE I HAVE THREE AND YOU HAVE TWO.
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH OH, I CAN COME BACK.
>> HERE. >> Jimmy: OH, NO PROBLEM I GOT THIS ONE
LET'S SHOW MY NEXT CLIP. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I'LL JUST GUESS
IT RIGHT NOW HERE WE GO
>> Jimmy: I GOT THIS IT'S "HOWARD THE DUCK. >> DOES THIS MAKE IT EASIER?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS "HOWARD THE DUCK," BECAUSE HOWARD THE DUCK IS A MARVEL CHARACTER.
I KNOW THAT. IT WAS -- I THINK IT WAS A A GEORGE LUCAS MOVIE AT ONE
POINT, "HOWARD THE DUCK. IT DID NOT WORK, BUT IT IS IN THE MARVEL THING, AND SO THEY
THREW IT IN THE END OF -- EITHER "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY" 1 OR 2
[ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THERE YOU GO.
* >> Jimmy: JUST TAKE IT JUST TAKE IT AND WALK AWAY FROM
THE VEHICLE. THEY SAID "YES." >> IT FELT -- IT FELT TO ME
LIKE YOU MAY HAVE SAID TWO MOVIES THERE >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAID. THE JUDGES GAVE A DING AND ONCE THEY GIVE THE DING, YOU'RE
ALLOWED TO SING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW, HERE WE GO, THIS IS THE
FINAL ROUND. OKAY AND THIS ONE IS WORTH
1,000 POINTS WHICHEVER ONE OF US SHOUTS OUT THE CORRECT ANSWER FIRST, WINS
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: READY? LET'S PLAY THE CLIP.
GO
>> Jimmy: "AVENGERS" SOMETHING
>> OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT. "INFINITY WAR! "INFINITY WAR!
[ BELL SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT INFINITY -
SCARLETT JOHANSSON I WAS GONNA SAY "ENDGAME." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU DID IT SORRY TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT SORRY TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT
HER NEW MOVIE "BLACK WIDOW" IS COMING TO THEATERS JULY 9th. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH QUESTLOVE, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY WINNER, A A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER AND THE BAND LEADER OF
THE ROOTS. HE GETS TO WORK THE MOST TALENTED HOST IN THE HISTORY OF
TELEVISION EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. [ BELL DINGS ] HIS DOCUMENTARY "SUMMER OF SOUL
(OR, WHEN THE REVOLUTION COULD NOT BE TELEVISED)" IS IN THEATERS AND ON HULU JULY 2nd.
IT IS MINDBLOWING. PLEASE WELCOME QUESTLOVE EVERYBODY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Questlove: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: QUEST, COME ON >> Questlove: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Questlove: I COULD GET USED TO THIS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU AS
A GUEST. >> Questlove: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR COMING ON
I'VE GOT TO TALK "SUMMER OF SOUL. >> Questlove: YES.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TONS OF QUESTIONS. FIRST, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS
FESTIVAL, 1969 - >> Questlove: YES. >> Jimmy: -- IN HARLEM
>> Questlove: IN HARLEM. THIS IS A FESTIVAL THAT WAS THROWN BY TONY LAWRENCE AND
HAL TULCHIN. AND THEY HAD AT LEAST 30 ACTS -- THIS IS THE ENTIRE
SUMMER OF 1969 AND OVER 300,000 PEOPLE SEEN THIS FESTIVAL
AND BASICALLY, IT WAS TAPED AND PRESERVED BUT NOBODY WAS INTERESTED IN THIS
AND SO, IT JUST SAT IN HAL TULCHIN'S BASEMENT FOR 50 YEARS
SO BY THE TIME THAT MY PRODUCERS HAD GOTTEN THE FOOTAGE, IT WAS LIKE, 2017
SO THEY CAME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," I REALLY DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS THING
HAPPENED BUT WHEN I SAW THE FOOTAGE, LIKE, I WAS OVERWHELMED.
LIKE IT'S 40 HOURS OF THE GREATEST, CRISP FOOTAGE EVER >> Jimmy: YOU ENTERED THE MOVIE
IN SUNDANCE. I MEAN, WALK ME THROUGH THIS, BECAUSE I WAS HERE THE DAY -
>> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: -- THAT IT ALL, KIND OF, HAPPENED
IT WAS BIZARRE >> Questlove: LIKE, THE WHOLE SUNDANCE THING IS REALLY A
A BLUR I GET A CALL EARLY IN THE MORNING TO SAY THAT EXACTLY AT
11:10 A.M., MAKE SURE THAT I PICK UP MY PHONE BECAUSE TABITHA JACKSON, WHO RUNS
SUNDANCE, IS GOING TO -- WANTS TO TALK TO ME. SO, IT WAS -- WE WERE IN THE
MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD THIS PARTICULAR MORNING AND IT WAS LIKE THREE FEET OF
SNOW ON THE GROUND THERE WAS EIGHT INCHES OF SLUSH.
IT WAS HAILING AND WIND. IT WAS, LIKE, THE WORST -- NEXT TO HURRICANE SANDY, IT WAS LIKE
THE WORST CONDITIONS AND SO, AT 11:10, SHE CALLS ME RIGHT WHEN I ARRIVE AT 30 ROCK
AND ALL I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IS HOW I'M GOING TO NAVIGATE THROUGH THIS THREE --
LIKE, THIS THREE FOOT MOUNTAIN OF SNOW. >> Jimmy: A SNOW BANK.
>> Questlove: YEAH, AND SO TABITHA JACKSON, SORT OF LIKE, SHE'S FROM THE UK AND SHE HAS
LIKE A REALLY STRONG, LIKE, MONTY PYTHON, ROBIN LEACH ACCENT
SO SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY MILKING IN ALL LIKE -- "AHMIR, I JUST WANT TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU THAT
YOU HAD WON SUNDANCE AUDIENCE --" SHE'S LIKE A MUPPET, LIKE,
REALLY EXCITED [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M -- LIKE, SHE'S
ANNOUNCING - >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OVER A SNOW BANK IN YOUR
CROCS. >> Questlove: DUDE, ALL I KNOW -- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
IS THAT MY -- SHE WAS LIKE, "HOW DID YOU FEEL? I'M LIKE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE
ENTERED -- LIKE, WAIT, I WON SOMETHING? IT WAS, LIKE, PUBLISHER'S
CLEARINGHOUSE. THAT'S HOW SHE ANNOUNCED IT. >> Jimmy: "YOU MAY HAVE WON.
>> Questlove: AND MY ONLY TAKEAWAY WAS LITERALLY, LIKE, "DAMN, YO, LIKE, WEARING CROCS
IN JANUARY WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Questlove: SO THAT'S --
YEAH >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO -- I REMEMBER I FOUND OUT I THINK ON
THE INTERNET I THINK WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT NEWS AND QUESTLOVE'S
DOCUMENTARY "SUMMER OF SOUL" WINS -- WINS SUNDANCE. >> Questlove: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU WON. >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YES, WE WERE ALL FREAKING OUT >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO WELL DONE AND SUCH AN INTERESTING PART OF OUR TIME
AND YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO RELEASE IT JUST AS A MUSIC DOC.
>> Questlove: YEAH, LIKE, MY INITIAL GOAL WAS TO JUST CURATE 15 REALLY GREAT SONGS AMONGST
THESE PERFORMERS BECAUSE THERE'S 40 HOURS WORTH OF ENTERTAINMENT THERE
BUT THEN WHEN WE WENT INTO LOCKDOWN, LIKE THAT FIRST DAY WHERE WE ALL KNEW, LIKE, OH,
THIS IS REAL LIKE, OUR LIVES AREN'T GOING TO BE SAME IN THE FUTURE.
IT -- THE IRONY WASN'T LOST ON ME THAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE HAPPENING IN '67, '68,
'69 AND '70 WERE OCCURRING TO US RIGHT NOW 50 YEARS LATER. AND SO, I SAW IT -- WE SAW IT
AS A CHANCE TO REALLY CONTEXTUALIZE, FOR THOSE WHO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GEN Z AND
MILLENNIALS WHO AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THOSE ACTS BUT WHY THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND USED THEIR
VOICE FOR, LIKE, ACTIVISM. SO WE REALLY WENT DEEP INTO THE NARRATIVE OF JUST WHY IT'S
IMPORTANT. AND SO, THAT'S WHY I FEEL LIKE IT COVERS EVERYTHING
BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST THERE FOR THE MUSIC OR YOU SEE THE MESSAGE OF WHY THIS CONCERT
HAD TO BE THROWN, IT COVERS ALL THE GENERATIONS. >> Jimmy: WELL DONE, BUDDY
IT IS A MASTERPIECE. >> Questlove: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS A LOOK AT QUESTLOVE'S NEW DOCUMENTARY FILM,
"SUMMER OF SOUL. CHECK THIS OUT
[ CHEERS ] >> NOW WHEN I STEPPED ON STAGE, I WAS TOTALLY, TOTALLY TAKEN
ABACK BECAUSE I DIDN'T EXPECT A CROWD LIKE THAT. >> AND THE PIPS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * I BET YOU WONDERE
HOW I KNEW BABY BABY BABY ABOUT YOUR PLAN TO *
* MAKE ME BLU WITH SOME OTHER GIRL YOU KNEW BEFOR
BETWEEN THE TWO * * OF US GIRLS YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE
IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE I MUST SAY * * WHEN I FOUND OU
YESTERDA DON'T YOU KNOW THAT HEARD IT THROUGH *
* THE GRAPEVINE NOT MUCH LONGE WOULD YOU BE MINE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. >> Questlove: THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WELL DONE. QUESTLOVE, EVERYBODY "SUMMER OF SOUL" IS IN
THEATERS GO SEE IT IN THE THEATER LOUD, BEAUTIFUL COLORS OR ON HULU,
JULY 2nd FOR THE JULY 4th WEEKEND. CONGRATS, BUDDY.
>> Questlove: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: GRAHAM KAY FORMS STAND-UP WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE COHOST OF "THE EDGE LORDS" PODCAST AVAILABLE AT APPLE
PODCASTS MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY
FUNNY GRAHAM KAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OKAY. I'M -- I'M DOING BETTER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I -- I JUST TURNED 39, YOU KNOW, WHICH IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OKAY YEAH, YEAH YEAH, IT'S NOT OLD
IT'S NOT OLD BUT I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SURE YEAH
I GOT ABOUT ONE YEAR LEFT ON THIS FUN LITTLE OUTFIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN I GOT TO REGROUP. I'VE GOT TO BECOME A BUSINESS MAN NEXT YEAR.
I'VE GOT TO START TALKING LIKE A 40-YEAR-OLD. I'VE GOT START STAYING
40-YEAR-OLD WORDS LIKE, "TERRIFIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS BULL ABSOLUTE BULL. THIS IS A LEASE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT ON THE LEASE. ALL OF A SUDDEN GOING TO WAKE
UP WITH A 14-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED MICHAEL. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT, MICHAEL. QUIT LOAFING AROUND AND GET
A JOB. YOU'RE UP THERE PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I WAS 14 MY DAD HATED I DID NOT HAVE A JOB
HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE, "QUIT LOAFING AROUND GET A JOB.
I WAS LIKE, "I'M 14. I THINK IT'S ILLEGAL." [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE "YOU'RE GOING TO PRINT OUT SOME RESUMES." I'M LIKE, PRINT OFF SOME
RESUMES? WHAT AM I GOING TO PUT ON THE RESUME
I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I KID YOU NOT, HE MADE ME PRINT
OFF RESUMES, AND ALL THEY SAID ON THEM WAS "RAKED JUDITH HOYE'S LEAVES."
[ LAUGHTER ] I WALKED INTO BUSINESSES I WAS LIKE, "HERE'S MY CV.
[ LAUGHTER ] GIVE JUDITH HOYE A RING. [ LAUGHTER ]
I GOT FIRED FROM A LOT OF JOBS GROWING UP ONE JOB I GOT FIRED FROM WHEN I
WAS A TEENAGER, THIS IS 100% TRUE, IS I WAS A HOUSE PAINTER I USED TO PAINT THE OUTSIDE OF
PEOPLE'S HOMES AND HOW I GOT FIRED FROM THAT JOB IS, LONG STORY SHORT, I
PAINTED THE WRONG HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH SO, PAINTED THE WRONG HOUSE AND THEN I GUESS WHAT HAPPENED WAS
IS THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE, THEY LEFT FOR WORK EARLY IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW, STUPIDLY
ASSUMING NO ONE'S GOING TO PAINT THEIR HOME [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH YEAH AND THEN WE PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY LIKE ONE SECOND LATER
AND COMMITTED A CRIME FOR EIGHT HOURS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IN THE SUN AND THEN OUR BOSS FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE WE WERE.
HE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU PAINTED THE WRONG HOUSE. AND THIS IS -- AND THEN -- YOU
KNOW AND THIS IS HOW WE SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. WE PACKED EVERYTHING UP AND DROVE AWAY
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH YEAH
AND THEN WE WERE FIRED ON THE WAY HOME THAT MAKES SENSE
WE'RE MORONS BUT WHAT THAT MEANS THOUGH IS I NEVER GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT
HAPPENED TO THAT FAMILY WHEN THEY GOT HOME FROM WORK AND THEIR HOUSE WAS A DIFFERENT
COLOR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOBODY HAD ANY ANSWERS
WHEN THEY STARTED THEIR DAY, THEY OWNED A WHITE HOUSE WITH GRAY TRIM.
AND WHEN THEY FINISHED THEIR DAY, THEIR HOUSE WAS BROWN [ LAUGHTER ]
BROWN! NOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK ME, THEY GO, BUT WHAT SHADE OF
BROWN? AND I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO DESCRIBE IT AS A
A NOTICEABLE BROWN [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
THE KIND OF BROWN YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE YOUR HOUSE IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COLOR
THAN WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR DAY, AND WET. NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
COUPLE SAID TO EACH OTHER WHEN THEY GOT HOME. I HAVE NO IDEA
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY DID NOT SAY A SINGLE WORD BECAUSE HOW DO YOU ASK YOUR SPOUSE IF
YOUR HOUSE WAS ALWAYS BROWN? [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH,
BUDDY. GRAHAM KAY GRAHAM KAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "THE EDGE LORDS" PODCAST.
MY THANKS TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON, QUESTLOVE, GRAHAM KAY ONCE AGAIN, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN. VERY FUNNY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU SO MUCH BUDDY. AND GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT HERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *