1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,144 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,246 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 3 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:18,685 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,088 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, SETH MEYERS, 5 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:26,326 ANNIE MURPHY, MUSICAL GUEST, COLDPLAY. 6 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:29,996 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 7 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:35,802 >> Questlove: 1481. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 8 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:41,775 JIMMY FALLON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 9 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:48,348 ** ** 10 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:56,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 11 00:00:56,423 --> 00:01:01,061 YEAH, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD! IT FEELING GOOD. 12 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,230 OH, MY GOODNESS! COME ON. 13 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'LL GIVE IT BACK HERE. 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,669 OH, I LOVE YOU. PLEASE WELCOME, ENJOY THE SHOW. 15 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:10,870 THANKS. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 16 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,706 WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 17 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:16,276 "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 18 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:20,380 THIS IS IT. WELL, GUYS, EARLIER TODAY, 19 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,083 PRESIDENT BIDEN AND RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN FINALLY 20 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,919 MET FOR THEIR BIG SUMMIT IN GENEVA, SWITZERLAND. 21 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,922 YEP. IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE OPPOSITE 22 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,091 OF THE "FRIENDS" REUNION. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,626 YEAH, BIDEN AND PUTIN MET AT THIS SWISS ESTATE. 24 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:37,163 HERE IT IS. YEAH. 25 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,531 YOU MAY RECOGNIZE IT AS THE HAUNTED ASYLUM IN EVERY HORROR 26 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:40,700 MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,769 ACTUALLY, PUTIN FOUND THE PLACE ON HIS FAVORITE HOUSE RENTAL 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:48,475 SITE, AIRKGB. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,977 WELL, BIDEN AND PUTIN BOTH ARRIVED WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF 30 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:52,512 EACH OTHER. HERE THEY ARE SHAKING HANDS 31 00:01:52,512 --> 00:02:00,820 OUTSIDE. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,589 >> Jimmy: YEAH. MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS WATCHING ON 33 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,325 TV LIKE -- * DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU 34 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:11,131 TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY * [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,066 >> Jimmy: ONCE THE PRESIDENT STEPPED INSIDE, THEY SAT DOWN 36 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:17,303 FOR ANOTHER PHOTO OP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 37 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,974 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE TWO DADS WAITING FOR 38 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,076 THEIR DAUGHTERS TO FINISH TRYING ON PROM DRESSES. 39 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,745 THEY'RE LIKE, "THAT LOOKS GREAT, HONEY, YEAH." 40 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,415 PUTIN LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF THOSE 41 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:32,519 BOOKS OPENS UP THE TRAP DOORS. LIKE LOOKS AND -- 42 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,721 "SAY HELLO TO THE SHARKS MR. BIDEN. 43 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:38,425 THERE ARE SOME PIRANHAS THAT WERE -- HOLD ON." 44 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,827 THEN, BIDEN AND PUTIN GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS, WHERE IT WAS JUST 45 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,962 THEM, A RED TABLE AND JADA PINKETT SMITH. 46 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,798 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 47 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,535 THAT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 48 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,370 THAT'S WHAT HE MEANS. LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 49 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,505 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 50 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,307 THE MEETING WAS EXPECTED TO BE FIVE HOURS, BUT LASTED ONLY HALF 51 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:57,377 THAT TIME. NOT A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR 52 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:01,214 SUMMIT IS BARELY LONGER THAN "PETER RABBIT 2." 53 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,149 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT AFTER THE MEETING, THE TWO 54 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,785 LEADERS AGREED TO KEEP IN TOUCH. WHEN BIDEN SAID, "I'LL GIVE YOU 55 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,754 MY EMAIL," PUTIN SAID, "I ALREADY HAVE YOUR EMAIL AND 56 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,723 PASSWORD -- [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,493 -- AND VENMO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." 58 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,528 AND THIS IS NICE. THE WHITE HOUSE SAID BIDEN GAVE 59 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:19,766 PUTIN A PAIR OF CUSTOM AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. 60 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,502 PUTIN SAYS HE'S EXCITED TO WEAR THE AVIATORS BACK HOME IN RUSSIA 61 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,571 WHERE THE SUN'S OUT TWICE A YEAR. 62 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,307 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ALSO GAVE PUTIN A CRYSTAL 63 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,778 SCULPTURE OF A BISON. YEAH. 64 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:35,615 A CRYSTAL BISON. WEIRDLY ENOUGH, CRYSTAL BISON IS 65 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,884 ALSO ONE OF TRUMP'S OLD GIRLFRIENDS. 66 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,619 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY? 67 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,155 >> Jimmy: YEAH. "OH, YEAH. 68 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,191 HE PAID HER OFF $130,000. >> Steve: 130 GRAND, YEAH. 69 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,660 >> Jimmy: YEAH. AFTER THE MEETING, PUTIN HELD A 70 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,230 PRESS CONFERENCE AND WAS ASKED IF HE THINKS THE U.S. AND RUSSIA 71 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,965 WILL NOW HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP. 72 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:56,603 AND LISTEN TO HIS RESPONSE. >> Translator: DO YOU THINK AT 73 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:00,040 THIS PRESENT STAGE, WE ARE, WE CAN TALK ABOUT A NEW STAGE OF 74 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,443 FINANCIAL RELATIONS? >> Translator: THERE IS NO 75 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,212 HAPPINESS IN LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,515 THERE'S ONLY A MIRAGE OF IT ON THE HORIZON. 77 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:13,319 SO, YOU KNOW, CHERISH THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:17,057 >> Steve: WHAT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY AN 79 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,525 EXCERPT FROM PUTIN'S NEW BOOK, "CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE RUSSIAN 80 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,960 SOUL." [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,262 >> Steve: OH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO HAPPINESS 82 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,065 IN LIFE. THERE'S NO HAPPINESS IN LIFE! 83 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:32,072 SOUNDS LIKE THE SLOGAN FOR RUSSIAN APPLEBEE'S. 84 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,473 [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS. 85 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,709 ACCORDING TO AN ANNUAL LIST THAT WAS JUST RELEASED, NEW JERSEY IS 86 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:39,145 AMERICA'S BEST STATE TO LIVE IN. >> Steve: YEAH! 87 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH! 88 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,948 COME ON! YEAH! 89 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:47,087 >> Jimmy: YAY! YEAH! 90 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,756 >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. >> Steve: WOW. 91 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,658 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE KEY FACTORS THEY CONSIDERED, WERE COST OF 92 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,627 LIVING, QUALITY OF EDUCATION, AND ACCESS TO GABAGOOL. 93 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:59,733 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH. 94 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,801 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF THE GARDEN STATE, YESTERDAY, 95 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,204 AT A NEW JERSEY WATER PARK, A WATER SLIDE ACTUALLY CAUGHT ON 96 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,707 FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:11,845 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. HOLY. 98 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,047 >> Steve: OH! >> Jimmy: THERE IT IS. 99 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,317 THE BEST STATE TO LIVE IN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 100 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:21,688 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] A WATER SLIDE. 101 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,057 MEANWHILE THERE WAS STILL A 16-YEAR-OLD LIFEGUARD AT THE TOP 102 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,859 OF THE SLIDE SAYING, "YOU CAN GO. 103 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,328 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN GO. 104 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:32,065 YOU CAN GO. YOU CAN GO. 105 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:36,302 YOU CAN GO. YOU CAN GO. 106 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,538 YOU CAN GO. YOU CAN GO. 107 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:41,074 YEAH. YOU CAN GO. 108 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,376 THAT'S RIGHT, THE THING JUST BURST INTO FLAMES, WHICH IS WHY 109 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,979 THE SLIDE'S NEW NAME IS, "GENDER REVEAL PARTY." 110 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:55,088 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS! 111 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,857 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 112 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:06,066 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 113 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,101 HEY! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, 114 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,338 TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, HE'S THE 115 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:15,041 HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," AND HE DOES SUCH A 116 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:20,080 GREAT JOB. SETH MEYERS IS HERE. 117 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,748 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: COME ON. 118 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,783 >> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY! >> Steve: LOVE THAT MAN! 119 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,786 >> Jimmy: ALSO, JOINING US IN STUDIO, SHE STARS IN THE NEW AMC 120 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,723 SERIES, "KEVIN CAN Fk HIMSELF." >> Steve: OH. 121 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,792 >> Jimmy: ANNIE MURPHY IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 122 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:37,063 >> Steve: OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT A VERY 123 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,467 SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST. VERY SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST. 124 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,635 I'VE KNOWN THESE GUYS FOR, LIKE, 21 YEARS I WANT TO SAY. 125 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,471 >> Steve: YEAH. >> Jimmy: "SNL." 126 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,206 BABIES ON "SNL." I MEAN, THEY WERE YOUNGER THAN I 127 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,774 WAS. YEAH. 128 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,976 THEY KEEP COMING OUT WITH GREAT SONGS, GREAT SOUNDS. 129 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,113 WE LOVE THEM, ALWAYS INNOVATING. PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, 130 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,383 "HIGHER POWER," TONIGHT, IN PERSON AND OUTDOORS, COLDPLAY IS 131 00:06:56,383 --> 00:07:00,153 HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 132 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,822 >> Steve: YEAH. LOVELY. 133 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:06,192 >> Jimmy: COLDPLAY. COLDPLAY IS HERE! 134 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:11,031 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: ANNIE MURPHY. 135 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:33,319 SETH MEYERS. IT IS -- YOU OKAY, TARIQ? 136 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,588 YOU LOOK UPSET. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BUDDY? 137 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,690 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH. I'M -- I'M GOOD. 138 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,158 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON? 139 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,626 YOU DON'T SEEM GOOD. >> Tariq: I'M JUST THINKING IT'S 140 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,161 OF SOME NEW ENTRIES FOR MY -- MY IRK LIST. 141 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,362 >> Jimmy: THE IRK LIST, WHAT IS THE IRK LIST, AGAIN? 142 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,697 >> Tariq: THE IRK LIST IS A LIST THAT I KEEP OF THINGS THAT ANNOY 143 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,065 ME. YOU KNOW, RANDOM STUFF. 144 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,266 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL JUST SHOW YOU. 145 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,268 IT'S TIME FOR "TARIQ'S IRK LIST." 146 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,936 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 147 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,806 >> Tariq: WELL, JIMMY, I'VE GOT A COUPLE QUICK ONES, RIGHT OUT 148 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,874 FIRST UP, IT'S SUMMERTIME, AND I'M ALREADY PRE-IRKED BY PEOPLE 149 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,443 TRYING TO USE ME AS THE MILE MARKER FOR HOW TAN THEY'VE 150 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,145 GOTTEN. FOLKS, YOU GUYS STAY UNDER THE 151 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,481 SUN SO LONG THAT YOUR BRAINS GET FRIED. 152 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,084 AND THEN YOU COME RUNNING UP TO ME, LIKE, "TARIQ, LOOK, I'M 153 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:07,020 ALMOST AS DARK AS YOU." NO, YOU'RE NOT, AMY. 154 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,023 YOU'RE BURNT. [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,659 FAIR WARNING FOR ANYONE WHO HOLDS THEIR FOREARM UP NEXT TO 156 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,061 MINE, IT'S GETTING SLAPPED AND YOU'RE GETTING IRK LISTED. 157 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:22,302 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: AFTER THAT, I'VE GOT, 158 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,804 PEOPLE WHO USE THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG AS A CHANCE TO NOT 159 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,806 SO SUBTLY PROVE THAT THEY CAN SING. 160 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,576 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SITTING THERE WITH MY PLATE 161 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,611 IN HAND, READY TO SPEED THINGS UP SO THE ICE CREAM DOESN'T 162 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,314 MELT. MEANWHILE, THEY'RE TRYING TO DO 163 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,516 RUNS AND HARMONIZE THROUGH EVERY SINGLE VERSE. 164 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:45,058 TALKING ABOUT SOME -- * HOW OLD ARE YOU * 165 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,461 >> Tariq: OLDER THAN TEN, SO WE SKIP THAT VERSE NOW. 166 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,896 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST. 167 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,699 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ME, I DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 168 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:56,336 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY * >> Tariq: NEXT UP, IT IRKS ME 169 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,071 WHEN PEOPLE GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SAY STUFF THAT GOES WITHOUT 170 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,807 SAYING. FOR INSTANCE, LIKE, EVERY TIME 171 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:04,077 THE NEW SMARTPHONE DROPS, THE AD SAYS, "IT'S OUR MOST POWERFUL 172 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,846 PHONE YET." WELL, IT BETTER BE. 173 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:10,283 YOU CAN'T JUST DROP A NEW COLOR, SWITCH UP THE CHARGER, DOUBLE 174 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,285 THE PRICE AND THEN GIVE ME A NOKIA BRICK PHONE. 175 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,221 [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE THAT MESS BACK TO THE LAB. 176 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,057 I'M IRKED. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YEAH, 177 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,026 WE DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 178 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,261 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. IT BETTER BE A BETTER PHONE. 179 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,395 >> Tariq: YEAH, MAN. IT'S LIKE THE MEDICINE 180 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,230 COMMERCIALS. THEY DO IT EVERY TIME. 181 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,800 THEY TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE DISEASE, NAME THE MEDICINE, RUN 182 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,069 THROUGH TEN MINUTES OF DEADLY SIDE EFFECTS AND THEN SAY 183 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,738 SOMETHING LIKE, "DON'T TAKE DUPIXENT IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO 184 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,108 DUPIXENT." I'M LIKE, "YO, I GOT A TYPE OF 185 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,911 DERMATITIS. I'M NOT DUMB." 186 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,547 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, I REMEMBER THAT 187 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,216 THEY'RE SELLING MEDICINE TO THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WILL SUE YOU IF 188 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,618 YOU DON'T TELL THEM THAT THEIR COFFEE IS HOT. 189 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,354 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> Tariq: NOW I'M IRRITATED 190 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,889 ABOUT HOW LITIGIOUS WE ARE AS AMERICANS. 191 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,392 AND THE SPELLING OF THE WORD LITIGIOUS. 192 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,394 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, NATURALLY, I HAVE TO SLAM 193 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,197 THE GAVEL, CLOSE THE CASE AND SENTENCE "SAYING STUFF THAT GOES 194 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,633 WITHOUT SAYING" TO 25 TO LIFE ON THE IRK LIST. 195 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,135 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT GOES ON THE IRK LIST AS 196 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,737 WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 197 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,006 THANK YOU. >> Tariq: UP NEXT, INTERNET 198 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,575 COOKIES. >> Steve: OH. 199 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,244 >> Tariq: THEY IRK ME. EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS ME TO 200 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,547 AGREE TO THEIR COOKIES POLICY. THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, MAN, WHILE 201 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,449 YOU'RE HERE, CAN WE FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND SEE WHAT YOU LOOK 202 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,052 AT?" HOW ABOUT "HELL NO, JIMMY." 203 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,756 I'M A BLACK GUY. I STARTED SHOPPING ONLINE SO I'D 204 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,157 STOP GETTING FOLLOWED AROUND THE STORE. 205 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:28,261 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 206 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:31,765 IS THIS AMAZON.COM, OR A DAMN BODEGA IN CHELSEA? 207 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,167 I'M IRKED. AND IT IRKS ME THAT THEY CALL 208 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,236 'EM COOKIES. BECAUSE, WHAT TYPE OF NAME IS 209 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:40,640 THAT FOR A TRACKING DEVICE? I MEAN, AS A PLUS SIZE MALE 210 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,941 MODEL, YOU KNOW WHAT COOKIES ARE TO ME? 211 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,612 A TRIGGER. [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,881 I MEAN, IF IT'S GONNA FOLLOW ME AROUND EVERYWHERE I GO, CALL 213 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:51,718 THEM SOMETHING SENSIBLE, LIKE SHADOWS OR KARENS. 214 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,254 OR TODDLERS, WHO WANTS TO SHOW ME SOMETHING I DON'T CARE ABOUT 215 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,990 BECAUSE DADDY'S GROWN AND HAD A LONG ASS DAY AT WORK. 216 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,793 GO SHOW YOUR MOTHER. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. 217 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,328 >> Tariq: THE ONLY PLACE I'M ACCEPTING COOKIES, IS AT THE TOP 218 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:06,066 OF MY IRK LIST. BUT, OTHER THAN THAT, I'M FINE. 219 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,601 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 220 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,770 TARIQ TROTTER! I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT OFF YOUR 221 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,173 CHEST. STICK AROUND. 222 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,176 WE'RE PLAYING TRUE CONFESSIONS WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. 223 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:38,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 224 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,435 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 225 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,572 IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE 226 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:51,311 CONFESSIONS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 227 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:56,683 ** >> Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT 228 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,786 TONIGHT IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 229 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:04,257 PLEASE WELCOME SETH MEYERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 230 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:09,863 ** >> Jimmy: OOH, THE CHILLS. 231 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,332 >> I CAME IN -- >> Jimmy: WOW, OH THAT'S CHILLS! 232 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,167 >> I CAME IN FOR REHEARSAL EARLIER. 233 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,670 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY -- WOW. OH, MY GOD. 234 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,938 SETH MEYERS. NOW SETH AND I WILL BE FACING 235 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,306 OFF AGAINST A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS. 236 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,208 HER NEW SHOW, "KEVIN CAN F HIMSELF" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 237 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:26,579 9:00 P.M. ON AMC. GIVE IT UP FOR ANNIE MURPHY! 238 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 239 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,553 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 240 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,355 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ALL RIGHT. 241 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,591 >> YES. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO. 242 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,726 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 243 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,661 IN FRONT OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING CONFESSIONS. 244 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,198 ONE IS TRUE, THE OTHER IS A LIE. ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, 245 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:48,568 THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU. 246 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,303 THEN THEY HAVE TO -- YOU HAVE TO COME UP -- THEY HAVE TO COME UP 247 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,739 WITH A UNANIMOUS DECISION -- IS IT THE TRUTH OR A LIE? 248 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:56,543 SETH, YOU WILL GO FIRST. >> OKAY. 249 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,977 >> Jimmy: WHAT ENVELOPE SHOULD HE OPEN? 250 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,579 ONE OR TWO? WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 251 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,382 [ CROWD SHOUTS TWO ] >> WHOA. 252 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,651 UNANIMOUS TWO. >> Jimmy: THEY ALL SAID TWO, YOU 253 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,486 KNOW? >> I QUIT POP WARNER FOOTBALL 254 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:11,458 BECAUSE WE HAD TO STRIP TO OUR ANY. 255 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:16,596 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU QUIT POP WARNER 256 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,767 BECAUSE -- YOU'RE VERY ATHLETIC. 257 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,570 SO I WOULD SAY YOU DID PLAY POP -- 258 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,438 WHAT -- DID YOU PLAY ANY OTHER SPORTS? 259 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,640 >> YEAH. I PLAYED BASEBALL, SURE. 260 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,944 I RAN A LITTLE TRACK. >> UH, I HAVE A QUESTION. 261 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,545 >> SURE. >> WHY WERE YOU NOT WEARING ANY 262 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,315 UNDERWEAR? >> I WAS IN A RUSH TO GET TO POP 263 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,184 WARNER FOOTBALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 264 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,619 >> WHY WERE YOU IN A RUSH? >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY WERE YOU IN 265 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,088 A RUSH THAT DAY? >> I WAS EXCITED. 266 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,725 >> Both: HOW EXCITED WERE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,727 >> YOU GUYS, THIS IS ABOUT FOOTBALL. 268 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,995 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, OF COURSE IT IS! 269 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,330 YEAH. YOU WERE EXCITED. 270 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,765 YOU GO, "I CAN'T WAIT. I'M GOING TO POP WARNER 271 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,966 FOOTBALL." >> YEAH. 272 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,300 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO TO THEM. YOU GO, "HEY, WE GOT TO STRIP 273 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,635 DOWN SO YOU CAN GET SIZED UP." >> YEAH. 274 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,170 THEY WERE LIKE, "WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SIZE YOU GUYS 275 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,739 ARE FOR YOUR PADS." >> Jimmy: AND POP -- AND POP 276 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,775 WARNER IS -- YOU'RE TEENAGED? 277 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,109 NO. >> YOUNGER. 278 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,344 >> Jimmy: YOUNGER THAN THAT. >> 12. 279 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,679 >> 12! >> Jimmy: WOW. 280 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,047 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER LEAVE 281 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,315 THE HOUSE WITH NO UNDERWEAR? >> I MEAN, I WOULD SAY ONE OUT 282 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,685 OF EVERY FIVE DAYS I WOULD. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,388 >> WHAT WERE YOU WEARING? >> JEANS. 284 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,756 >> Jimmy: WHAT? JEANS, NO UNDIES. 285 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,725 >> MM-HMM. >> OUCH! 286 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,595 >> Jimmy: YEAH. ROUGH STUFF THERE. 287 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:26,099 THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SO 288 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,068 TRICKY, THAT YOU WOULD MAKE ME BELIEVE THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT 289 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,669 FOOTBALL. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE SPORTS. 290 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,205 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THAT WOULD HAVE ME 291 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,242 STEER OFF AND BELIEVE WHATEVER STORY ABOUT SPORTS. 292 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,211 >> IF I WAS LYING, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO. 293 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,749 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW YOU AT 294 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,384 ALL. >> RIGHT. 295 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,319 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THIS IS -- 296 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,688 >> THIS COULD GO EITHER WAY, YEAH. 297 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,823 >> THIS COULD GO EITHER WAY. THIS IS DIFFICULT. 298 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,825 >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S TRUE. 299 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,893 DO YOU AGREE WITH ME? THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY 300 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,197 UNDERWEAR? >> I THINK YOU'RE LYING. 301 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,698 >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU THINK HE'S LYING? 302 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,934 >> I THINK HE'S LYING. >> Jimmy: OH. 303 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:01,768 I'M GOING TO STICK WITH ANNIE, THEN. 304 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,036 >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,104 >> Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE TO BE UNANIMOUS. 306 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,705 >> OH, WE HAVE TO BE UNANIMOUS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 307 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,408 >> OH, WELL, NO. THAT'S IS A LOT OF PRESSURE. 308 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,809 WE THINK YOU'RE LYING. >> WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY ANNIE'S 309 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,612 HERE BECAUSE IT'S A LIE. >> Jimmy: AH! 310 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,913 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 311 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:20,320 YOU SAVED ME. YOU SAVED ME. 312 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,855 >> IF YOU WANT TO -- YEAH. IT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER. 313 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,757 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IS HE OKAY? 314 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,426 >> HE'S FINE. HE LEFT. 315 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,495 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN I WAS ALSO THERE AND 316 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,465 HAD TO PLAY A WHOLE YEAR OF POP WARNER FOOTBALL. 317 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,167 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY TURN. 318 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,202 WHICH ONE SHOULD I OPEN? ONE OR TWO? 319 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,605 WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ CROWD SHOUTS ONE ] 320 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,540 HOW COME TWO FOR SETH AND I GET ONE? 321 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:45,445 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, BUD? 322 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,981 WHEN I WAS A KID I DREAMT OF BEING A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER 323 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:53,953 CALLED THE PRIEST. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,223 >> I THINK WRESTLERS ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING TRADEMARK MOVES. 325 00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:01,628 WHAT WAS THE PRIEST'S TRADEMARK MOVE? 326 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,430 >> Jimmy: I HAD TWO TRADEMARK MOVES. 327 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:08,635 ONE WAS, I WOULD -- I WOULD PUT YOU IN A GRAPPLE HOLD, IN 328 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,937 SUBMISSION, UNTIL YOU CONFESSED A SIN. 329 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:15,108 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO THEN I WOULD KNOW, LIKE, 330 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,710 SINS. IT WAS A GOOD STORYLINE, YOU 331 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,911 KNOW? >> SURE. 332 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,380 >> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN OF, UH -- YEAH, WWE. 333 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:25,251 WWF AT THE TIME. MY OTHER MOVE WAS IF I BODY SLAM 334 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,854 YOU, AND THEN I WOULD PULL OUT HOLY WATER AND BRING YOU BACK 335 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,290 TO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,626 I BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE. THE PRIEST. 337 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,628 >> BOTH VERY GOOD. >> UH, WHAT DID YOU WEAR? 338 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,897 >> Jimmy: UH, HERE'S -- WELL, I MADE IT OUT OF CARDBOARD, LIKE 339 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,966 POSTER BOARD. LIKE, THE LITTLE -- THE 340 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,402 PRIEST'S, UH -- THE THING. >> THE COLLAR. 341 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,104 >> Jimmy: THE COLLAR. BUT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A 342 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,806 FULL ON UNIFORM. BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD BE THAT 343 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,976 AND A ROBE. BUT THEN WHEN I GOT IN THE RING, 344 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,612 I WOULD TAKE THE ROBE OFF AND I WOULD HAVE JUST THE COLLAR AND 345 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,447 MAYBE TWO LITTLE THINGS. ALMOST LIKE A LITTLE 346 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,283 CHIPPENDALE'S DOWN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,452 >> PLAY OUT MUSIC? >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING 348 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,389 CATHEDRAL ORGAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,557 LIKE FULL ON CHURCH LADY. >> YEAH. 350 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,393 >> Jimmy: LIKE -- YEAH. AND PEOPLE WOULD GO ANNOUNCE 351 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,528 THAT THE PRIEST IS HERE. AND I WOULD COME OUT WITH 352 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,564 INCENSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,266 DOING THE THING, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE TOTALLY 354 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:18,705 INTO IT. UH -- THE PRIEST. 355 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,107 >> WAS THIS SOMETHING YOU SHARED WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 356 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,043 I ASSUME YOU WATCHED WRESTLING WITH FRIENDS YOUR AGE. 357 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,744 IS THIS -- DID THEY KNOW AT THE TIME THAT 358 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,380 YOU WANTED TO BE THE PRIEST? >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T THINK -- NO. 359 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,448 THEY DIDN'T REALLY KNOW AT THE TIME. 360 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,651 BUT I WAS JUST SO -- EVERYONE WAS REALLY INTO IT. 361 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,453 >> WAS EVERYONE REALLY INTO IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 362 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,422 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE -- YEAH, BUT NO. 363 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,857 I DIDN'T WRESTLE KIDS. I WOULD WRESTLE DOLLS AND STUFF. 364 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,427 BUT I WOULD SAY I WAS INTO, LIKE -- 365 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,262 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I WOULD DO MOVES -- 366 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,563 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: I WOULD DO MOVES ON 367 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,632 LIKE MY SISTER'S CABBAGE PATCH AND STUFF, YEAH. 368 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,068 BUT THAT WAS MY DREAM. I WAS GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL 369 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:53,073 WRESTLER, AND -- BUT I COULDN'T -- 370 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,541 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TOO SKINNY. 371 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,977 >> ANNIE AND I HAVE DECIDED. >> YEAH. 372 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,612 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DONE -- >> WE DECIDED -- 373 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,047 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DONE EXPLAINING. 374 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,148 >> -- LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DONE 375 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,483 EXPLAINING. >> I THINK WE'RE DONE LISTENING, 376 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,851 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 377 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,753 WHEN I WAS A KID, I DREAMT OF BEING A WRESTLER CALLED THE 378 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,254 PRIEST. >> WE'RE OF THE SHARED OPINION, 379 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:14,327 JIMMY -- THAT'S A LIE. 380 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,396 >> Jimmy: IT IS A LIE. THAT IS A LIE. 381 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,266 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 382 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,503 I THOUGHT MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,505 I DID, ACTUALLY, AT ONE POINT WANT TO BE A PRIEST. 384 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,307 >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO, I THOUGHT MAYBE A 385 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,376 LITTLE CURVEBALL ON THAT TRUTH MIGHT HAVE GOT IN YOUR HEAD A 386 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,244 LITTLE BIT. BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME. 387 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,679 >> YOU WERE GOING TO BE A PRIEST AND DRESS THE SAME WAY YOU 388 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,181 DESCRIBED THE WRESTLER. >> RIGHT. 389 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,182 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE 390 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,450 CHIPPENDALE'S. >> AND THAT'S WHEN THEY SENT YOU 391 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,552 RIGHT HOME. >> Jimmy: SAME ENTRANCE! 392 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,887 >> THEY SENT YOU RIGHT HOME FROM SEMINARY. 393 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,322 >> Jimmy: SAME ENTRANCE -- EXACTLY, YES. 394 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,057 ANNIE, IT IS YOUR TURN TO GO. GOSH, THIS IS INTERESTING. 395 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,625 ALL RIGHT. ONE OR TWO. 396 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,194 WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ CROWD SHOUTING ] 397 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:52,065 THAT'S A MIXED BAG. [ CROWD SHOUTING ] 398 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,800 >> I'M HEARING BOO INSTEAD OF TWO. 399 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,468 SO I'M GOING TO DO ONE. >> I DIDN'T HEAR ANY BOOS. 400 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,071 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> STRAIGHT UP BOOS. 401 00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,072 >> Jimmy: GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. 402 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:04,878 >> OKAY. I ONCE LICKED CHRIS MARTIN'S 403 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:10,784 SWEAT OFF MY OWN HAND. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 404 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,852 >> AT A CONCERT? YOU WERE AT A CONCERT? 405 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,121 >> I WAS AT A CONCERT. >> Jimmy: IF THAT'S TRUE, THAT 406 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,124 MAKES ALL THREE OF US. WE'VE ALL DONE THAT. 407 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:22,729 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, GET IN LINE! 408 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,465 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO YOU WERE AT A CONCERT. 409 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,866 YOU WERE IN LIKE -- YOU HAD GOOD SEATS, I'M 410 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,834 ASSUMING. >> GREAT. 411 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,202 ALL ACCESS. ALL ACCESS. 412 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,037 I DON'T WANT TO BRAG, BUT ALL ACCESS. 413 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:34,841 >> SO IS THIS -- IS THIS POST-CELEBRITY FOR YOU? 414 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,610 >> THIS IS PRE-CELEBRITY. >> PRE-CELEBRITY. 415 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,446 >> YES, LIKE TEN YEARS AGO. >> OKAY. 416 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,381 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A COLDPLAY FAN. >> YEAH. 417 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,716 >> Jimmy: JUST THROW SOME SONGS OUT. 418 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,184 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? >> "FIX YOU." 419 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,785 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE. OF COURSE. 420 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:50,690 >> THE ONE THAT GOES -- [ HUMMING ] 421 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,892 [ LAUGHTER ] UM, UH -- "THE SCIENTIST." 422 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,828 >> Jimmy: "THE SCIENTIST", OKAY. >> "THE SCIENTIST." 423 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,696 >> "YELLOW." >> "YELLOW." 424 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,332 >> Jimmy: WOW! DEEP CUTS. 425 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,102 >> "COURT AND SPARK." [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:04,904 >> Jimmy: "COURT AND SPARK?" YOU'RE JUST MAKING UP WORDS AT 427 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,040 THIS POINT. AND HOW DID YOU END UP TOUCHING 428 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,642 CHRIS MARTIN? >> HE -- I WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT 429 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:14,047 THREE ROWS DEEP. >> Jimmy: WOW, AND YOU STILL 430 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,917 MADE IT TO THE CENTER. >> WELL, IT WAS THE LURCH. 431 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,554 IT WAS LIKE THE -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE 432 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,658 COMING DOWN LIKE YOU'RE TALLER THAN CHRIS MARTIN WHEN HE'S ON 433 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,427 STAGE. YOU WOULD BE LURCHING UP -- 434 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,962 >> HE WAS NOT ON STAGE. >> Jimmy: OH! 435 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,263 >> A TWIST. >> Jimmy: OH, YOUR HONOR. 436 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,631 A TWIST IN THE CASE. >> HE WAS DOING CROWD WORK? 437 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,167 >> HE WAS DOING -- [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,335 >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T CALL IT CROWD WORK. 439 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,403 >> I THINK YOU DO CALL IT CROWD WORK. 440 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,871 >> Jimmy: I THINK COMEDIANS DO -- 441 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:38,738 >> YEAH, HE WAS DOING A STAND-UP SET. 442 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,306 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CROWD WORK. 443 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,541 >> TRYING SOME NEW MATERIAL OUT. >> YEAH. 444 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,942 >> Jimmy: SO HE'S DOING CROWD WORK. 445 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,244 HE'S BEEN THERE. HE'S GOING, "MONTREAL, I LOVE 446 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,246 YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST." 447 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,281 AND THEN HE MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH YOU? 448 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,916 >> NOPE. >> NO. 449 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,284 >> Jimmy: WOW. SO YOU WERE TRYING TO FORCE IT. 450 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,919 >> YES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE MOVING 451 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,220 YOUR EYES LIKE "HEY, MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME." 452 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,956 >> INDEED, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND GRABBED HIM. 453 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,526 AND HE PULLED AWAY AND THEN YOU HAD HIS SWEAT IN YOUR HAND. 454 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,761 NOW WHAT -- YOUR IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS TO LICK IT OFF? 455 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,464 >> YES. >> GOTCHA. 456 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,067 SO YOU WERE WORRIED SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN. 457 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,868 SECURITY WOULD RUN OVER AND WIPE THE SWEAT OFF? 458 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,737 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO -- 459 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,839 >> YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE "I'VE GOT TO GET THIS IN MY MOUTH FAST." 460 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,842 >> Jimmy: WHO WERE YOU WITH? >> A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS. 461 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,078 >> Jimmy: AND DID THEY ALL FREAK THAT YOU TOUCHED HIS HAND? 462 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:22,415 >> THEY LOOKED AT ME WITH -- PRIDE AND DISGUST. 463 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,517 >> Jimmy: YEAH. AND DISGUST AFTER THE LICK OR 464 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,420 PRE LICK? >> AFTER THE LICK. 465 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,490 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT DISGUSTED MAYBE THE HOW DARE YOU LURCH? 466 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,959 >> IT WAS PRE AND POST LICK. >> WAS THERE AN AWKWARDNESS 467 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,462 AFTER THE FACT THAT YOU HADN'T SAVED ANY LICKS FOR THEM? 468 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:40,900 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 469 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,870 >> THAT MIGHT BE WHY WE DON'T SPEAK ANYMORE. 470 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,939 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY, I 471 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:49,209 THINK THIS IS A REAL LICKING. >> I THINK THIS IS A REAL -- 472 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:53,279 I'M PICTURING IT THE WAY WINNIE THE POOH GOES AT HONEY -- 473 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,115 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 474 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:58,118 >> -- AFTER HE PULLS IT FROM THE JAR. 475 00:21:58,118 --> 00:21:59,452 JUST LIKE -- YEAH. I'M WITH YOU. 476 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,887 I THINK THIS IS A REAL THING. >> Jimmy: I WISH -- WERE YOU ON 477 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,255 THE JUMBOTRON? >> NO. 478 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,058 I WISH. NO. 479 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,893 >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU WISH. WAIT, YOU WERE. 480 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,661 WHOA, YOU SLIPPED. WAIT -- BUSTED! 481 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,064 IT DID HAPPEN? >> IT DID HAPPEN. 482 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:13,133 >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 483 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,568 TALKING ABOUT THERE. WOW. 484 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,838 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 485 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,607 THAT WAS THE GIVEAWAY THERE. THAT WAS A CONFESSION RIGHT 486 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,477 THERE. >> REALLY GOOD WORK. 487 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,845 >> Jimmy: I WISH IT WAS ON THE JUMBO TRON BECAUSE -- 488 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,180 REALLY, YOU LOVE COLDPLAY? >> YEAH. 489 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,448 >> WHO DIDN'T? >> Jimmy: WHO DOESN'T? 490 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,150 >> BUT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS -- 491 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:33,887 I DIDN'T PLAN IT. IT WAS JUST A VOICE IN MY HEAD 492 00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:37,323 THAT WAS LIKE, "YOU NEED TO DO IT." 493 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,459 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND JUST DO IT. 494 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,827 >> AND I DID IT. AND WASN'T, YOU KNOW, I LOVE 495 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,395 COLDPLAY AS MUCH AS THE REST OF US. 496 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,699 >> NO, I'M -- YOU LIKE THEM A LITTLE BIT MORE. 497 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,867 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT THAT'S 498 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,703 TRUE. THANK YOU GUYS FOR PLAYING. 499 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,571 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS. 500 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,873 SETH MEYERS, ANNIE MURPHY. WE'RE TALKING TO SETH AFTER THE 501 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,909 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 502 00:22:55,909 --> 00:23:13,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 503 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,863 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH 504 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:20,200 SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS ON NBC, RIGHT AFTER 505 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,635 OUR SHOW. AND IT IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON 506 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,472 PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME SETH MEYERS, 507 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:29,676 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 508 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:48,461 ** >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL 509 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,929 GREAT, HUH? >> IT'S NICE, YOU KNOW, WE 510 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,831 HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE AGAIN, 511 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,900 MY GOODNESS. >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 512 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,969 YEAH, THEY'RE THE BEST. THANK YOU GUYS. 513 00:23:55,969 --> 00:24:01,141 >> REAL LIVE HUMAN BEINGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 514 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:04,177 THANK YOU FOR COMING DOWN AND DOING THE SHOW WITH US. 515 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:05,412 I KNOW -- >> YOU MAKE IT VERY EASY. 516 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:07,847 IT'S TWO FLOORS. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,315 >> Jimmy: THE FAMILY IS GOOD? ALEXI'S GOOD? 518 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,884 >> YEAH, THE KIDS ARE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 519 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,620 >> I MEAN, THEY'RE GREAT. RIGHT? 520 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,090 YEAH , I JUST WANT TO ESTABLISH THAT BEFORE I KEEP GOING. 521 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,292 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> I DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I LIKE 522 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,960 MY TIME WITH THEM TO BE POSITIVE. 523 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,164 BUT I WOULD LIKE THIS TIME NOW TO SORT OF AIR SOME GRIEVANCES. 524 00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:27,434 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> JUST MINOR THINGS. 525 00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,803 >> Jimmy: SURE. >> BECAUSE I DON'T -- I FEEL 526 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,305 LIKE THEY WATCH LATE NIGHT TV SO THEY'LL SEE THIS, AND IT'S JUST 527 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,774 EASIER FOR ME IF THEY HEAR IT THIS WAY. 528 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,309 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, OF COURSE. SO SMART. 529 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,844 >> YES. SO, THEY -- I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL 530 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,512 BOYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, I LOVE 531 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,915 THEM. >> THEIR SMILES LIGHT UP A ROOM. 532 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:46,086 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THE MOST NATURAL, ANGELIC, 533 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:47,687 CHERUBIC SMILES. >> Jimmy: YES. 534 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:52,092 >> YOU TAKE OUT A CAMERA. CRAZY RICTUS GRINS. 535 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:56,963 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE NO GOOD PHOTOS OF THEM 536 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,099 SMILING, BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE LAUGHING AND BEING REAL, AND 537 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,568 THEN IT'S LIKE THEY GOT BIT BY A SCORPION. 538 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,703 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'RE LIKE -- 539 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:04,938 >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT IS WEIRD. WHY DO -- 540 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:06,740 >> IT'S AWFUL. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS DO THAT TOO. 541 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,375 >> AND I SHOW IT TO THEM ON THE PHONE, I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T LET 542 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,943 PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS. YOU UNDERSTAND? 543 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,712 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOO CUTE FOR 544 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,080 THIS. >> YOU'RE TOO CUTE -- YOU'RE 545 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,183 BETTER THAN THIS GUYS." >> Jimmy: BUT THEY'RE LEARNING 546 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,651 HOW TO SMILE. >> THEY'RE LEARNING -- IT IS SO 547 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,087 WEIRD THAT THEY DON'T -- YEAH, THEY JUST HATE -- 548 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,756 >> Jimmy: WE'VE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS, YOU GO LIKE, "SMILE FOR A 549 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:25,191 PICTURE." >> YEAH, I SHOW LIKE, I SHOW 550 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,693 THEM ADULTS ON INSTAGRAM. I'M LIKE, "NONE OF THESE PEOPLE 551 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:29,429 ARE REALLY HAPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,664 THEY'VE JUST LEARNED -- THEY'VE LEARNED TO FAKE IT. 553 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,067 >> Jimmy: YES! >> COME ON, GUYS! 554 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:39,205 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AWFUL. 555 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,641 >> Jimmy: AWFUL, WELL, YEAH. >> I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING. 556 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,842 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE CUTEST KIDS IN THE WORLD. 557 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,444 >> THEY ARE. THEY'RE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 558 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:45,412 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING STAND-UP SHOWS AGAIN. 559 00:25:45,412 --> 00:25:46,746 >> YEAH. I'VE DONE A COUPLE. 560 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,114 IT'S REALLY NICE. PEOPLE ARE SO HAPPY TO JUST BE 561 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,649 OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DOES IT FEEL 562 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,518 TO PERFORM? >> IT'S GREAT. 563 00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:53,119 I DID STAND-UP IN A TENT IN A PARKING LOT AND IT WAS 564 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,388 WONDERFUL. AND I THINK THAT SPEAKS TO HOW 565 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:59,559 LOUSY THE LAST YEAR HAS BEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,127 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE 567 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,796 WALKING INTO A NIGHT CLUB. WHEN YOU'RE LIKE, "LOOK AT THIS. 568 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:05,732 A TENT IN A PARKING LOT! HEY!" 569 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,435 >> Jimmy: OH! >> "TOP OF THE WORLD!" 570 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:12,038 >> Jimmy: "YOU DID THIS FOR ME!" >> YEAH, BUT IT'S REALLY FUN. 571 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:16,543 AND I THINK THESE NEXT FEW YEARS, I THINK LIVE PERFORMANCE, 572 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:19,212 LIVE MUSIC. PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO BE -- 573 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:20,413 >> Jimmy: JUST APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE THING. 574 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,915 >> -- SPORTS. EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE HAPPY 575 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,483 TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE, WHICH IS COOL. 576 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:24,951 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING A GIG IN BOSTON SOON. 577 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:28,054 >> YES. YEAH, JULY. 578 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,222 >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU PLAYING? >> THE WILBUR? 579 00:26:29,222 --> 00:26:31,057 THE BEST, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: I THINK I RECORDED A 580 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,059 COMEDY THING THERE. >> YEAH, YOU DID. 581 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:35,195 >> Jimmy: IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THEATERS IN THE COUNTRY. 582 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:36,429 >> SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. 583 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,064 AND OF COURSE -- >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'RE BOSTON, 584 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,766 I MEAN, YOU'RE -- >> I'M, YOU KNOW, SOUTHERN 585 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,901 NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHICH WE COUNT -- WE SAY IS BOSTON, AND BOSTON 586 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,604 SAYS, "NO, YOU'RE NOT." [ LAUGHTER ] 587 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:46,473 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S BOSTON. >> BUT THAT'S BOSTON. 588 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:50,076 >> Jimmy: BUT I KNOW -- I THINK YOU ARE THE BIGGEST RED SOX FAN. 589 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,947 >> I HAD A RUN THERE WHERE I THINK NO ONE CARED MORE ABOUT 590 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,249 >> Jimmy: MAYBE MIKE SCHUR. >> MIKE SHUR, OUR DEAR FRIEND 591 00:26:56,249 --> 00:27:00,754 WHO WORKED AT "SNL" WITH US AND THEN WENT ON TO -- NOTHING. 592 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:03,590 TO JUST FAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 593 00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:04,791 >> Jimmy: NO, WAIT, HE DID "THE OFFICE." 594 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,761 >> "THE OFFICE," "PARKS AND REC," "THE GOOD PLACE." 595 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,529 >> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF OUR FRIENDS. 596 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,031 >> HE DOES AN INCREDIBLE JOB, YEAH. 597 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S BRILLIANT. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT 598 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:14,200 OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT WITH DAVID WELLS? 599 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,402 >> YEAH. I MEAN, YOU GUYS KNOW 600 00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:17,303 DAVID WELLS. ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE 601 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,774 HISTORY OF BASEBALL. >> AND ONE OF THE GREATEST 602 00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:24,711 PARTIERS OF ALL TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:27,047 HE'S A NEW YORK YANKEE. HE'S A LEGEND. 604 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:29,049 HE'S SO MUCH FUN. WE USED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM 605 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,850 WHENEVER WE GOT A CHANCE. >> YEP. 606 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,519 >> Jimmy: AND THEN WE WENT OUT, I GO, "SETH, LET'S JUST DO IT. 607 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,621 WELLS IS AROUND, LET'S DO IT." >> AND WE HAD AN INCREDIBLE 608 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,423 NIGHT WITH DAVID WELLS. >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE, 609 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:40,060 THOUGH. >> HE'S UNBELIEVABLE, THE THING 610 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,594 ABOUT HIM IS, AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FOUND THIS. 611 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,430 I FELT LIKE WHEN YOU WENT OUT AND DRANK WITH DAVID WELLS, HE 612 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,199 WOULD TELL YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF BASEBALL. 613 00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:47,467 LIKE IT FELT LIKE HE WAS GIVING YOU ALL THE MYSTERIES OF THE 614 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:49,502 SPORT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 615 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,072 >> AND YET WITH EACH MYSTERY, HE'D ALSO MAKE DO YOU A SHOT. 616 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:53,940 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO THE NEXT MORNING, YOU'D 617 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,276 WAKE UP AND IT WAS ALL GONE. YEAH. 618 00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:57,677 >> Jimmy: COULD REMEMBER ANYTHING. 619 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,212 >> COULDN'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 620 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,715 THAT'S HOW HE GETS YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I DO 621 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:03,016 REMEMBER HIM HAVING -- RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, I DON'T 622 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,484 REMEMBER ANY OF THE GREAT STORIES. 623 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:07,354 BUT HE'S SUCH A GOOD HANF. WE WENT OUT -- 624 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:11,224 >> WE WENT OUT AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF TEXTING MIKE SCHUR, 625 00:28:11,224 --> 00:28:13,093 WHO'S ANOTHER DYED IN THE WOOL RED SOX FAN. 626 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:16,596 AND HE WAS SO UPSET TO HEAR THAT I WAS OUT WITH A YANKEE. 627 00:28:16,596 --> 00:28:18,665 AND THIS IS BEFORE THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES. 628 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:22,702 SO WE WERE A LITTLE BIT MORE IRRATIONAL. 629 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:25,271 AND I CAME IN THE NEXT DAY, AND HE HAD GONE TO THE NEW YORK 630 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,774 YANKEES STORE, WHICH IS RIGHT AROUND HERE WHERE THEY JUST SELL 631 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,043 MERCH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 632 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:33,446 >> AND HE HAD -- THIS IS THE WAY HE BURNED ME. 633 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,316 HE SPENT $500 ON YANKEES STUFF AND FILLED MY OFFICE. 634 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:38,251 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THE CEILING, 635 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,153 EVERYTHING. >> PILLOWS. 636 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:43,823 THERE WAS A YANKEE LAMP. >> Jimmy: NO, THE BEST MOVE WAS, 637 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,760 DO YOU REMEMBER, YOUR SCREEN SAVER WAS YANKEES. 638 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,295 >> A YANKEE MOUSE PAD. >> Jimmy: HE TOOK IT TO THE NEXT 639 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,164 LEVEL. HE'S LIKE, "OH, MR. YANKEE. 640 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:54,367 COME ON IN. YOU LOVE THE YANKEES SO MUCH. 641 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,770 YOU GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEM. WHY DON'T YOU COME IN?" 642 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:59,305 >> HE WAS LIKE, "I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY -- CONSIDER THIS A 643 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,041 PARTING GIFT THAT YOU ARE NOW DEAD TO ME." 644 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,410 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK ON THE FRONT 645 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,879 OF THE DOOR WAS EITHER WELLS OR SOMEBODY, OR JETER, OR SOMEBODY. 646 00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,080 >> IT WAS -- HE DID NOT REACT WELL. 647 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,151 WE GOT OVER IT. WE GOT OVER IT. 648 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,686 >> Jimmy: DUDE, CONGRATS ON "LATE NIGHT." 649 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:14,020 HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN NOW? >> SEVEN. 650 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,622 ISN'T THAT NUTS? >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY. 651 00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:17,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE KICKING BUTT. 652 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:19,759 THE SHOW'S FANTASTIC. YOU'RE AS SHARP AS EVER. 653 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,028 THE WRITING IS -- >> THOSE GUYS DO AN AMAZING JOB, 654 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,097 YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU LOVING IT? 655 00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,199 >> YEAH! I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE, YOU 656 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:29,336 KNOW, ESPECIALLY THIS LAST YEAR. I'VE ALWAYS FELT INCREDIBLY 657 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:32,305 GRATEFUL TO HAVE A SHOW. BUT THIS LAST YEAR HAS BEEN 658 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:34,908 INSANE TO BE ABLE TO STILL GO AND DO YOUR JOB EVEN THOUGH THIS 659 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:36,776 YEAR HAS BEEN SUCH A DRAG. AND SO I FELT -- 660 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,044 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING IT. 661 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,813 WE ALL NEEDED IT. >> THANK YOU, BUDDY. 662 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:42,315 >> Jimmy: AND SO YEAH. JUST FOR YOU BEING THERE AND 663 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:45,318 SHOWING UP WAS ONE THING, BUT DOING GREAT COMEDY AND GOOD 664 00:29:45,318 --> 00:29:46,720 WORK, WE'RE LIKE, "YES! THANK YOU. 665 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,056 JUST GET THROUGH THIS." >> WELL, IT WAS AN HONOR TO JUST 666 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,925 BE A PART OF ALL THE "LATE NIGHT" SHOWS. 667 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,893 WE'RE GETTING IT DONE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU BUD. 668 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,428 I'M SO HAPPY. >> THANK YOU. 669 00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:56,963 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. 670 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,065 SETH MEYERS. "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS ON 671 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,501 NBC AND PEACOCK. RIGHT AFTER OUR SHOW. 672 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:02,902 JUST DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL. >> YEAH. 673 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,637 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL SEE MORE OF SETH. 674 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,072 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANNIE MURPHY, EVERYBODY. 675 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,541 COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 676 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:31,464 ** >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 677 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:34,734 EMMY-WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "KEVIN CAN F 678 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:38,271 HIMSELF," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON AMC AND IS 679 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:42,375 STREAMING ON AMC PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME ANNIE MURPHY, 680 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:46,813 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 681 00:30:46,813 --> 00:31:01,461 ** ** 682 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:02,862 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, COME ON, I LOVE YOU. 683 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:07,600 WE LOVE YOU. ANNIE, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 684 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,135 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND THANKS FOR PLAYING 685 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,438 "TRUE CONFESSIONS" EARLIER. >> IT WAS A RUSH. 686 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:15,308 >> Jimmy: IT WAS. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE 687 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,477 BEEN ON OUR SHOW, CORRECT? >> YES. 688 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,079 YES. >> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, RIGHT? 689 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,214 >> TECHNICALLY, YES. >> Jimmy: THE FIRST TIME YOU 690 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,316 WERE ON, YOU POSTED SOMETHING ON INSTAGRAM THAT I THOUGHT WAS 691 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,853 FUNNY. YOU SAID, "IF ANYONE WANTS 692 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:30,957 LESSONS IN THE ART OF BEING REALLY CHILL, AND GENERALLY 693 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,225 SUPER COOL, DUDE, JUST HOLLER AT ME. 694 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:33,993 NO REFUNDS." AND THIS IS YOU BACKSTAGE WHEN I 695 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:39,699 FIRST MET YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 696 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:43,737 AND THEN HERE IS YOU ZOOMED IN. [ LAUGHTER ] 697 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,205 >> THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW. 698 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:47,007 BUT I WAS HERE AS A GUEST OF EUGENE AND CATHERINE YEARS 699 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,843 BEFORE. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THIS. 700 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:53,913 >> AND JUST TO ADD TO THE EMBARRASSMENT OF THIS, MY FIRST 701 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,317 TIME MEETING YOU -- I HOPE YOU DON'T REMEMBER -- BUT EUGENE AND 702 00:31:57,317 --> 00:32:00,053 CATHERINE WERE THERE AND I WAS KIND OF HIDING OUT IN THE GREEN 703 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:03,089 ROOM. AND CATHERINE -- 704 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,458 >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THIS. >> IN VERY CATHERINE FASHION, 705 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:09,596 WAS LIKE, "ANNIE, COME ON AND MEET JIMMY." 706 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,631 AND SO I KIND OF GOLLUMED OUT OF THE GREEN ROOM AND APPROACHED 707 00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:13,900 YOU. >> Jimmy: GOLLUMED. 708 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,336 >> AND YOU WERE LIKE, "ANNIE, IT'S SO GREAT TO MEET YOU. 709 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:20,907 YOU DO SUCH A GREAT JOB ON THE SHOW." 710 00:32:20,907 --> 00:32:24,411 AND MY -- ALL OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS FELL OUT OF ME AND THEN, 711 00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:29,916 LIKE, JUST VOWELS AND CONSONANTS SPILLED OUT OF MY MOUTH. 712 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:32,118 AND THEN I RAN, NOT WALKED, BACK TO THE GREEN ROOM. 713 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:36,156 YOU WERE STILL STANDING THERE. RAN BACK TO THE GREEN ROOM AND 714 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:40,493 PROMPTLY BURST INTO TEARS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 715 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:45,799 AND THEN I WAS RECOUNTING THE STORY TO MY PARENTS AND MY 716 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,500 FATHER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. 717 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,770 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS LIKE, "KID, FOR 718 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:53,006 JIMMY FALLON?" >> Jimmy: YES! 719 00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:54,574 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "YOU CRIED FOR JIMMY FALLON?" 720 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:56,810 >> Jimmy: "YES, DAD!" >> AND SO I HAVE TO BE ON MY 721 00:32:56,810 --> 00:33:00,947 BEST -- NO TEARS TONIGHT. NO. 722 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:04,551 DON'T DO IT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, GET OVER 723 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:06,653 HERE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 724 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,288 LOOK AT YOU, COME ON. [ APPLAUSE ] 725 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:11,057 LOOK AT YOU. NO TEARS, NO TEARS, DAD! 726 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:15,261 NO TEARS, DAD! NO TEARS, DAD! 727 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,630 I LOVE THAT STORY. DAD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 728 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,866 YEAH, YOU CAN'T CRY HERE, MAN. WE LOVE YOU TOO MUCH. 729 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:22,469 >> SO DISAPPOINTED. >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S SO FUNNY. 730 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:26,706 COME ON. THEN WE HAD YOU ON AND WE HAVE 731 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:29,876 TO DO THIS, REALLY, FOR WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. 732 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,145 WE HAVE TO SAY -- WE HAVE TO SHOW IT AND SAY, "YOU'RE ON THE 733 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:35,648 SHOW, 'SCHITT'S CREEK.'" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 734 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:38,551 AND WE HAVE TO SHOW THEM, LEGALLY. 735 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:41,688 "EW, DAVID," BECAME A CATCH PRASE OF YOURS. 736 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:44,324 DO PEOPLE JUST SCREAM THAT AT YOU NOW, WHICH IS ODD? 737 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:46,092 >> YES. >> Jimmy: EW? 738 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:51,331 >> AND I JUST FOUND OUT RECENTLY -- SOME WOMAN TOLD US 739 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:53,800 THAT I ONLY ACTUALLY SAY, "EW, DAVID," TWICE IN THE ENTIRE 740 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,637 SERIES. >> Jimmy: NO. 741 00:33:57,637 --> 00:33:59,906 >> YES! AND I -- BUT I ALSO SAID, "UGH, 742 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:02,275 DAVID." OR LIKE, "WHY, DAVID?" 743 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:05,679 LIKE I -- >> Jimmy: YES, YES, YOU SAID IT. 744 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,714 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I TACKED DAVID ON TO WHATEVER 745 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:12,819 I POSSIBLY COULD. AND IT JUST KIND OF SPIRALED OUT 746 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:15,822 OF -- THIS "EW, DAVID" THING SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL. 747 00:34:15,822 --> 00:34:18,091 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PHENOMENAL. I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE JUST DOING 748 00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:19,259 IMPRESSIONS OF YOU AND YOU'RE JUST -- 749 00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:21,594 YEAH. YOU HIT A HOME RUN. 750 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:23,630 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW, BECAUSE I CAN'T ACTUALLY 751 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:26,266 SAY THAT ON TV EITHER. >> YEAH, I'M SO SORRY. 752 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:29,069 >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS A GREAT SHOW. 753 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,970 "KEVIN CAN BLANK HIMSELF." F HIMSELF. 754 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:33,707 IT IS A SITCOM. IT'S VERY FUNNY, BUT IT'S ALSO A 755 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,075 DRAMA. >> YES. 756 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:36,643 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SET THIS UP? 757 00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:40,847 >> IT'S A TRICKY ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 758 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:43,283 >> OKAY, SO YOU KNOW THE SITCOM HUSBAND THAT WE'VE COME TO KNOW, 759 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:47,320 THE KIND OF SCHLUBBY BEER DRINKING, SPORTS LOVING DOOFUS? 760 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,589 >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, YES. >> IT'S NOT ABOUT HIM. 761 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:54,661 IT'S ABOUT HIS WIFE. AND WE FOLLOW HER INTO THIS 762 00:34:54,661 --> 00:34:57,097 SECRET LIFE THAT SHE LEADS WHEN SHE'S NOT AROUND HIM. 763 00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:01,267 AND WE FIND OUT THAT SHE IS VERY ANGRY, AND VERY FRUSTRATED AND 764 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:05,739 REALLY NEEDS A CHANGE. AND THAT CHANGE MAY OR MAY NOT 765 00:35:05,739 --> 00:35:10,610 LEAD TO A MURDER PLOT AGAINST HER HUSBAND. 766 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,679 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GUYS WANT FUN? THIS IS FUN. 767 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:15,148 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 768 00:35:15,148 --> 00:35:19,719 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S THE GREAT ANNIE MURPHY IN 769 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:25,425 "KEVIN CAN F HIMSELF." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 770 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:27,560 >> BABE. >> YES. 771 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,431 >> CAN YOU GRAB US FRESHIES? >> ALLISON. 772 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:32,932 AVERT YOUR EYES. I CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING KEVIN 773 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:36,803 FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 774 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:45,979 ** [ TENSE MUSIC ] 775 00:35:45,979 --> 00:36:00,260 [ GLASS BREAKING ] >> I'M FINE. 776 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:03,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL. 777 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:05,031 THAT'S DIFFERENT. I LOVE IT. 778 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:10,103 ANNIE MURPHY. "KEVIN CAN F HIMSELF" AIRS 779 00:36:10,103 --> 00:36:13,106 SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON AMC AND IS STREAMING ON AMC PLUS. 780 00:36:13,106 --> 00:36:14,474 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 781 00:36:14,474 --> 00:36:16,543 BACK TO THE SHOW. YOU'RE AWESOME. 782 00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:18,411 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM 783 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:21,381 COLDPLAY. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY. 784 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:42,635 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 785 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:45,171 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW SINGLE, "HIGHER POWER." 786 00:36:45,171 --> 00:37:02,856 GIVE IT UP FOR COLDPLAY! ** 787 00:37:02,856 --> 00:37:05,025 * SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT * 788 00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:06,793 * SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT 789 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:10,263 AND IT ISN'T ALL RIGHT * * I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT 790 00:37:10,263 --> 00:37:13,466 AND I THINK MY SHOE'S UNTIED * 791 00:37:13,466 --> 00:37:18,038 * I'M LIKE A BROKEN RECORD I'M LIKE A BROKEN RECORD * 792 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:22,075 * AND I'M NOT PLAYING RIGHT DROCER NEKORB A EKIL MI * 793 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:24,277 * 'TIL YOU TELL ME ON A HEAVENLY PHONE TO 794 00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:26,346 HOLD TIGHT * * COME ON 795 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:28,314 COME ON * * COME ON 796 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:32,218 COME ON * * OH COME ON 797 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:34,354 COME ON COME ON 798 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:35,955 COME ON * * YEAH DON'T LET GO 799 00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:37,424 HOLD TIGHT HOLD TIGHT 800 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,492 HOLD TIGHT * * HOLD TIGHT 801 00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:42,562 OH IT'S ALL RIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT SHE SAID 802 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:44,631 I GOT MY HANDS UP * * SHAKING JUST TO 803 00:37:44,631 --> 00:37:47,567 LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT 804 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:50,637 A HIGHER POWER * * GOT ME SINGING 805 00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:55,575 EVERY SECOND DANCING EVERY HOUR 806 00:37:55,575 --> 00:37:58,411 OH YEAH * * YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER 807 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:06,586 AND YOU'RE REALLY SOMEONE I WANNA KNOW 808 00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:12,492 OH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 809 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:16,029 ** * THIS BOY IS ELECTRIC 810 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:18,431 THIS BOY IS ELECTRIC AND YOU'RE SPARKLING LIGHT 811 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:22,635 THE UNIVERSE CONNECTED * * AND I'M BUZZING NIGHT 812 00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:26,539 AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THIS JOY IS ELECTRIC 813 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:28,675 THIS JOY IS ELECTRIC * * AND YOU'RE 814 00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:30,343 CIRCUITING THROUGH I'M SO HAPPY 815 00:38:30,343 --> 00:38:32,512 THAT I'M ALIVE * * HAPPY I'M ALIVE 816 00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:35,582 AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU CAUSE YOU'VE GOT 817 00:38:35,582 --> 00:38:39,152 A HIGHER POWER * * GOT ME SINGING 818 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:43,857 EVERY SECOND DANCING EVERY HOUR 819 00:38:43,857 --> 00:38:47,293 OH YEAH * * YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER 820 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:55,068 AND YOU'RE REALLY SOMEONE I WANNA KNOW 821 00:38:55,068 --> 00:39:00,006 I WANNA KNOW * * OH 822 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:04,077 YOU'VE GOT YEAH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 823 00:39:04,077 --> 00:39:07,113 YOU'VE GOT * * YEAH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 824 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:09,015 YOU'VE GOT YEAH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 825 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:11,017 YOU'VE GOT * * OH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 826 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:14,020 YOU'VE GOT OH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 827 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:18,425 YOU'VE GOT * * HEY YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 828 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:19,759 YOU'VE GOT OH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER 829 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:21,528 HANDS UP SHAKING * * JUST TO LET YOU KNOW NOW 830 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:25,031 YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER YOU'VE GOT ME 831 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:29,936 SINGING EVERY SECOND * * DANCING ANY HOUR * 832 00:39:29,936 --> 00:39:35,041 OH YEAH YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER 833 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,711 YOU'RE ONCE * * IN ANY LIFETIME 834 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:40,714 I'M GOING A MILLION MILES AN HOUR 835 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:46,386 WHEN FOR SO LONG * * I'D BEEN DOWN ON MY KNEES 836 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:51,925 'TIL YOUR LOVE SONG FILLED ME OVER AND OVER 837 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:57,063 FOR SO LONG * * I'D BEEN DOWN ON MY KNEES 838 00:39:57,063 --> 00:40:02,802 'TIL YOUR LOVE SONG FLOATS ME ON * 839 00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:08,575 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 840 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,844 >> Jimmy: COLDPLAY! "HIGHER POWER" IS OUT NOW! 841 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:15,148 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 842 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:28,595 ** >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO COLDPLAY, 843 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:35,335 COLDPLAY, AND COLDPLAY! >> SETH MEYERS AND ANNIE MURPHY. 844 00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:36,936 >> Jimmy: YES, ANNIE AND SETH. THERE'S MORE SETH RIGHT AFTER 845 00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,672 US. WE'RE ALL GOOD. 846 00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:40,273 TWO, THREE, FOUR! ** 847 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:43,109 * YOU'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER 848 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:48,114 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]