1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,516 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:22,422 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:25,925 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SALMA HAYEK, 4 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:31,097 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, MUSICAL GUEST JESSIE WARE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:38,271 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1480 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:46,312 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,315 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:49,315 --> 00:01:05,832 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:13,707 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD. 10 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,675 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,411 HAVE A SEAT. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO, WELCOME TO "THE 12 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,680 TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A -- 13 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:27,587 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT CROWD WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT 14 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,623 SALMA HAYEK IS HERE TONIGHT. WE HAVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:35,328 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI WILL BE HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:41,668 DR. FAUCI WILL BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW YORK JUST REACHED PRESIDENT 17 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:46,206 BIDEN'S 70% VACCINATION GOAL AND TODAY, MOST COVID RESTRICTIONS IN THE STATE WERE 18 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:53,813 LIFTED >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:58,685 >> Jimmy: GOOD JOB, NEW YORK THAT'S RIGHT RESTAURANTS NO LONGER HAVE TO 20 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:03,223 SPACE TABLES SIX FEET APART OR USE PHYSICAL PARTITIONS. NEW YORKERS HEARD, THEN WERE 21 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,259 LIKE, "REALLY? CAUSE WE KIND OF LIKED THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:11,731 CAN WE PUT THOSE BACK? THE GOOD NEWS IS THE PARTITIONS WILL BE GONE 23 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,700 THE BAD NEWS IS, THEY'RE GOING BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM, THE URINALS. 24 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:18,071 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK - I NEVER KNEW THEY WERE 25 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,140 SEE-THROUGH. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SEE-THROUGH. 26 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,676 >> Steve: NO NUMBER ONE REASON. >> Jimmy: AND -- 27 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:27,147 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHETHER 28 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,815 IT'S SAFE TO EAT ON THE SUBWAY AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS, IT WAS NEVER SAFE TO EAT ON THE 29 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:34,387 SUBWAY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS EXCITING, NEXT 30 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,156 MONTH NEW YORK CITY IS THROWING A TICKER TAPE PARADE TO HONOR THE PANDEMIC'S FRONT LINE 31 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:47,100 WORKERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, A PARADE FOR 32 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,569 DOCTORS AND NURSES IT'LL BE LIKE MARDI GRAS, EXCEPT WHEN YOU FLASH THEM, 33 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:53,173 THEY YELL, "HEY, GET THAT MOLE CHECKED OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:59,946 YOU GO, "OKAY. APPRECIATE IT. AND THIS IS NICE 35 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,681 IN THE SPIRIT OF BEING ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, ALL OF THE TICKER TAPE WILL BE MADE 36 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:09,055 FROM USED MASKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE GROANS 37 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,790 THAT'S RIGHT, THE PARADE IS A GREAT WAY TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT NEW YORK CITY DOCTORS, 38 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:15,061 NURSES, AND FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE THE BEST AND NEW YORK CITY TRAFFIC IS 39 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:18,298 THE WORST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE PANDEMIC NEWS, 40 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:21,201 ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, COVID INFECTIONS ARE DROPPING WHERE PEOPLE ARE VACCINATED AND 41 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:32,312 RISING WHERE THEY ARE NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THE 42 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,080 STUDY IN THE PRESTIGIOUS MEDICAL JOURNAL, "THANKS, GENIUS." 43 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:42,822 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. THE WORLD'S FIRST EDIBLE AND 44 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:48,795 FUNCTIONAL FACE MASK, WHICH IS MADE OF MELON BREAD, HAS BEEN RELEASED IN JAPAN. 45 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:55,368 TAKE A LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] THE BEST PART IS, PEOPLE CAN 46 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:59,205 HARDLY TELL YOU'RE WEARING ONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN I SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME 47 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:03,109 [ LAUGHTER ] WE CAN'T SEE, BUT IF SHE'S WEARING BLUE SHORTS IT'S ONE OF 48 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:08,381 THE BEST SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS I'VE SEEN. LET'S GET TO SOME POLITICAL 49 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,116 NEWS WELL GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PREPARING FOR HIS BIG MEETING 50 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:18,224 TOMORROW WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN THAT'S RIGHT AFTER THE G7, NATO AND THE 51 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,727 QUEEN, IT'S LIKE BIDEN GOT THROUGH ALL THE LEVELS AND NOW HAS TO FACE THE FINAL BOSS 52 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:26,633 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A PRETTY BIG CHANGE OF PACE 53 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,802 FIRST, BIDEN WAS WITH THE QUEEN AND HAVING TEA SOON, HE'LL BE WITH PUTIN, 54 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:34,941 AVOIDING ALL LIQUIDS [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD. 55 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:41,715 [ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, NO BIDEN IS ACTUALLY AMPED FOR THE 56 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,116 MEETING. TODAY, HE PONDED A HALF GALLON OF ENSURE AND CRUSHED THE 57 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:50,623 CARTON ON HIS FOREHEAD [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE'S HELPING BIDEN 58 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:56,896 PREPARE FOR THE MEETING, EVEN SOME FORMER TRUMP OFFICIALS, ACTUALLY 59 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,665 YEAH, IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIDEN OPENED HIS BRIEFING BOOK, THE TRUMP OFFICIAL WAS LIKE, 60 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,834 "YOU'RE ALREADY ONE STEP AHEAD OF DONALD. SO THIS IS AMAZING 61 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:08,608 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU OPENED IT? WOW. 62 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,478 THAT'S RIGHT, ADVISORS TOLD BIDEN TO BE BLUNT WITH PUTIN BIDEN DELIVERED A 45-MINUTE 63 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:15,715 MONOLOGUE ON WHY THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:19,652 SOME TV NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS EPISODE TWO OF "THE BACHELORETTE. 65 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:24,157 AND THINGS GOT PRETTY INTENSE. WE LOVE THAT SHOW. THE EMOTIONS ON THAT CAN BE 66 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,626 A LITTLE HARD TO HANDLE SOMETIMES. SO WE THOUGHT WE COULD HELP. 67 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:30,230 HERE'S A CLIP OF THE EPISODE, RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW 68 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:35,735 SIRI [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS LET'S GET SIRIOUS. 69 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:35,769 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS LET'S GET SIRIOUS. 70 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:41,408 * LETS GET SIRIOUS * >> I DIDN'T KNOW THE SPECIFICS, 71 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,244 100% ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. THAT'S THE BLEEPING 72 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:47,514 STUPIDEST -- LOOK, I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING YOU 73 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,583 COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE ALL RIGHT. SHE'S OUT THERE UPSET, CRYING. 74 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,552 LOOK, MAN. I'M NOT PUTTING ANYBODY ON BLAST. 75 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:58,458 YOU ALREADY HAVE I DIDN'T PUT ANYONE ON BLAST STOP BEING LIKE THIS BRO 76 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,027 BE LOGICAL YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS, MAN. GROW UP. 77 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,331 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 78 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:09,102 WELL GUYS, THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE. AND AT LAST NIGHT'S U.S. 79 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,872 TRIALS, RYAN MURPHY ADVANCED TO THE FINALS OF THE 100 METER BACK STOKE 80 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,108 AFTERWARDS HE SHARED HIS KEY TO SUCCESS. WATCH THIS 81 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:15,141 SUCCESS. WATCH THIS 82 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:21,281 >> A NICE SWIM EARLIER, BUT THIS ONE, EVEN FASTER. 83 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:25,552 WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE THAT TO? >> I SHAVED MY CHEST BETWEEN PRELIMS AND SEMIS. 84 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:31,057 SO, MAYBE THAT WAS A NICE LITTLE BOOST >> I ALMOST HATE TO ASK, HOW DO 85 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,427 YOU BUILD ON THIS PERFORMANCE AS YOU HEAD TO THE FINALS? >> WELL, I'M GOING TO SHAVE MY 86 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:39,666 BACK TOMORROW. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:45,905 >> Steve: PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: IF HE WINS THE GOLD MEDAL, IT'S GONNA BE SPLIT, 88 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:52,078 HALF-AMERICAN, HALF-BRAZILIAN. OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,880 AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A A FAMILY THAT'S DEALING WITH A A PRETTY UNUSUAL PROBLEM 90 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,381 A PRETTY UNUSUAL PROBLEM CHECK THIS OUT 91 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:56,383 HAS MYSTERIOUSLY RECEIVED ABOUT 92 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,151 100 AMAZON DELIVERIES SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO ORDERED 93 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:07,761 THEM BOXES ARE PILING UP OUTSIDE THE FAMILY'S HOUSE 94 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,264 THE SAME ITEM IN IS ALL OF THE BOXES. SILICONE BRACKETS FOR THE 95 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,434 INSIDE OF FACE MASKS THEY'VE RECEIVED MORE THAN 100 THOUSAND BRACKETS. 96 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:19,339 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FAMILY WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE 97 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:22,609 WORSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 98 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,344 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 99 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:43,063 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,132 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, 101 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:51,805 "THE HITMAN WIFE'S BODYGUARD." SALMA HAYEK IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:57,077 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. >> Steve: ALWAYS A PLEASURE. >> Jimmy: PLUS, DIRECTOR OF THE 103 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,447 NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASES, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI IS HERE. 104 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:09,022 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JESSIE WARE. 105 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:16,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHAT YOUR PLEASURE? THE PLATINUM 106 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,366 GUYS, WE HAVE ALSO, LATER ON IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW HASHTAG. 107 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:24,037 SO IF YOU PLAYED ALONG, AND WANT TO SEE IF YOURS MADE IT TO THE SHOW, YOU STILL HAVE TIME. 108 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,340 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN 109 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,377 TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST PERFORMING THEIR SONG 110 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:34,547 "HIGHER POWER. COLDPLAY WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:42,622 OUTDOORS "HIGHER POWER. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 112 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:47,360 HAVE YOU SEEN -- DID YOU READ ABOUT YOUTUBE TODAY? YOUTUBE IS BANNING ADS ABOUT 113 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,598 GAMBLING, ALCOHOL AND PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FROM THE TOP OF THEIR HOME PAGE 114 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,334 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A BIG CHANGE. 115 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:58,805 AND THEY'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 116 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,707 IF YOUTUBE SEES ONE OF THOSE ADS, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE - 117 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:00,740 ADS, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE - 118 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,912 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:09,082 >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, IF THEY SPOT AN AD ABOUT GAMBLING, IT WON'T BE STAYING UP. 120 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:09,716 WON'T BE STAYING UP. KIND OF LIKE - 121 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:18,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,160 AND ADS ABOUT ALCOHOL OR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS DON'T EVEN STAND A CHANCE 123 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,094 STAND A CHANCE KIND OF LIKE - 124 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,932 * 125 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:32,405 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S SERIOUS >> Jimmy: YOUTUBE ISN'T MESSING 126 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,041 AROUND IF IT'S ON THEIR HOME PAGE, IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN, LIKE -- 127 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:35,075 IF IT'S ON THEIR HOME PAGE, IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN, LIKE -- 128 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:41,781 [ CRASHING ] >> HEY, RON. 129 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:50,090 >> HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU HAVE - 130 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,725 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT ONE. 131 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,260 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, RON >> Jimmy: HEY, BILLY 132 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,929 >> Steve: CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, BUT -- >> Jimmy: SO ANY ADVISERS OUT 133 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,833 THERE, DON'T TRY TO FIGHT THIS CAUSE IT WON'T END WELL FOR YOU. 134 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,567 YOU. KIND OF LIKE - 135 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,077 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,046 HOPE THAT CLEARS THINGS UP STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 137 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:33,166 "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 138 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,802 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 139 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,302 HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 140 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:46,846 * HASHTAGS HASHTAGS * 141 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,883 >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK, WHERE I SEND OUT A A HASH TAG AND ASK YOU TO 142 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:55,021 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC, SO SINCE FATHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #DADVICE 143 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,324 >> Steve: OOH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE I ASK YOU GUYS 144 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,927 TO SHARE A PIECE OF ADVICE THAT YOUR DAD ONCE GAVE YOU WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 145 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,865 A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 146 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:09,069 AND REMEMBERING THAT FATHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY. >> Steve: SUNDAY 147 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,105 IT'S GONNA BE A BIG DAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH SO I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME 148 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,174 OF MY FAVORITE #DADVICE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS ONE IS FROM 149 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:21,147 @MARCOSPORTONO HE SAID, "DON'T THINK OF IT AS THE HEAT OF THE WORKING. 150 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,550 THINK OF IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES AT THE SAME TIME. 151 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:29,589 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OPPORTUNITY. VERY POSITIVE #DADVICE 152 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:35,095 THIS ONE'S FROM @SETH Q P. HE SAYS, "MY DAD SWORE THAT CONSTANTLY PATTING YOUR BELLY 153 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:41,101 WAS AS GOOD FOR YOU AS SIT-UPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 154 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,438 UH, I THINK I HAVE A NEW WORKOUT ROUTINE. >> Steve: WHAT IS IT 155 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,407 >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE NATION 156 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,243 >> Steve: WAIT >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS TARIQ? 157 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,545 >> Tariq: I AM >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR THIS. 158 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:57,250 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- NO, HOLD ON A SECOND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 159 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,119 I DIDN'T SAY IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT. 160 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,922 >> Steve: PART OF MY MIND IS BLOWN JUST FROM THE GESTURES >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 161 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,425 THE WARMUP WORKOUT >> Steve: WARMUP >> Jimmy: ALL YOU DO IS SPEND 162 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,961 AN HOUR WARMING UP >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,230 >> Jimmy: AND THEN LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:19,272 [ DING ] LIFE - >> Jimmy: WHILE I WAS -- I HAD 165 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,709 THESE THREE-POUNDERS THIS MORNING. >> Steve: YOU GOT THREE 166 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,512 QUARTER-POUNDERS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THIS 167 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,181 AFTERNOON. >> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: I HAVE THREE-POUND 168 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,250 WEIGHTS. I HAVE THESE MULTICOLORED THREE-POUND WEIGHTS. 169 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,886 >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: I FIGURED, "WELL, NO ONE'S USING THEM." 170 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,954 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST CURLING WITH THEM 171 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:39,526 >> Steve: AND THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> Steve: AND YOU SAID, "THAT'S 172 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,194 IT I'M DONE LIFE." 173 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,263 >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH >> Steve: LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WELL, NO, THEN THE 174 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,432 REST OF THE DAY GOES BY AND YOU GO, "YEAH, SURE, I CAN LIFT THAT BOTTLE OF WATER WAY OVER 175 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,169 THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHENEVER YOU OPEN THE DOOR 176 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,571 REVOLVING. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S ALL 177 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,108 THE REST IS LIFE I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO DO STUFF >> Steve: YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE 178 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,243 ELEVATOR BUTTON? >> Jimmy: BUT MY WORKOUT IS THE WARMUP WORKOUT 179 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,879 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL YOU DO IS WARM UP AND THEN STOP. 180 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,382 >> Steve: YEAH, 'CAUSE LIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. 181 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:07,854 AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "LIFE WORKS -- LIFE WORKS OUT. >> Steve: OH, WOW. 182 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,156 LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:16,930 CALL MY LAWYER CAN YOU -- CAN WE GET -- CAN YOU TRADEMARK THAT, MY LAWYER? 184 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,100 >> Tariq: IT'S ALREADY - I ALL READY TOOK CARE OF IT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY 185 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,168 I APPRECIATE IT. LIFE WORKS OUT >> Steve: LIFE WORKS OUT 186 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,572 >> Jimmy: GET IT >> Steve: LIFE IS A WORKOUT BECAUSE LIFE WORKS OUT 187 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,174 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH 188 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,345 WARMUP WORKOUTS. >> Steve: YEAH, WORKOUTS >> Jimmy: YEAH 189 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:36,816 I CALL THEM WORKOUTS >> Steve: THE "W" IS FOR WARMUP 190 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,986 [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. 191 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,188 >> Steve: I TRADEMARK. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T TRADEMARK THE WAY I 192 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,358 WORKOUT? THE "W" STANDS FOR WARMUP. >> Steve: YEAH 193 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,162 >> Jimmy: MAYBE IT'S TWO "W's. >> Steve: BUT THEY'RE SUPER IMPOSED ON EACH OTHER. 194 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:54,200 >> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WARMUP WORKOUT 195 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,836 >> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: YEAH 196 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,539 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT AS IN NAME IS "ORK." >> Steve: WORKOUT. 197 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,842 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: YEAH, NO YOU CAN'T [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:09,816 >> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: I'M TELLING YOU, MAN 199 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:13,119 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MUSCLES YOU START USING. JUST THE THREE-POUNDERS? 200 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,489 YEAH >> Steve: YEAH, NO YEAH. IT'S LIKE, INSANE. 201 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,459 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE HERE IS FROM LOCK19 -- OH, 177, SORRY. 202 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,729 OH, MY APOLOGIES >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:27,534 NOT 197, LOVE THAT GUY >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "MY DAD ONCE TOLD ME, IF YOU'RE A GOOD 204 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:32,772 ENOUGH DRIVER, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 205 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:40,080 NOT, NOT TRUE. THIS ONE IS FROM @SHOECAM. SHE SAYS, "AS A KID, MY DAD 206 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,082 WOULD TELL US, HIS DAUGHTERS, TO FINISH DINNER BECAUSE IT WOULD PUT HAIR ON OUR CHEST. 207 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:51,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEVER BE A OLYMPIC SWIMMER >> Steve: OH, YEAH 208 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,326 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE FROM @CALLMEBISCUITS. 209 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,096 >> Steve: HMM, BISCUITS. >> Jimmy: OH, THE -- WAIT, BISCUITS WAS MY -- THAT WAS MY 210 00:14:56,096 --> 00:15:01,768 GRAFFITI NAME, WASN'T IT >> Tariq: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GRAFFITI NAME WAS 211 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,170 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I FORGET IT. I MEAN, AGAIN, I BLOCKED OUT 212 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,774 THOSE -- THAT TIME OF MY LIFE. IT WAS A REALLY ROUGH TIME IN MY LIFE. 213 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,810 BUT I'M GLAD YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY. >> Tariq: YEAH 214 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,446 >> Jimmy: I SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THERAPY AND HOURS -- COUNTLESS HOURS. 215 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,716 >> Steve: COUNTLESS HOURS ON SPRAY TANNING. >> Jimmy: I'M JUST SO -- YEAH. 216 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,685 DREAMS THROWN AWAY DREAMS >> Tariq: COOL 217 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,221 AND THEN NOW, RANDOM WORDS THAT WEREN'T YOUR GRAFFITI NAME ARE TRIGGERS 218 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:26,059 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Tariq: ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T 219 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,628 WRITE IS LIKE -- IT'S A TRIGGER. I GOT IT 220 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,798 >> Jimmy: BUT MY FIRST QUESTION, IS BISCUITS -- IS THAT THE NAME? 221 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,968 WAS IT PLURAL? OR WAS IT BISCUIT? >> Steve: I THINK BISCUITS 222 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,370 >> Tariq: I THINK IT WAS BISQUITE [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,806 >> Steve: LIKE NESQUITE, BUT BISQUITE [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,176 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> Steve: CHARCOAL BISQUITES 225 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,812 >> Jimmy: QUEST, DON'T YOU GET INVOLVED >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT, ALL 226 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,114 RIGHT, ALL RIGHT FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 227 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,749 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @CALLMEBISCUITS. 228 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:54,187 >> Steve: MHM, BISCUIT >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "ALWAYS PAY YOUR CAR PAYMENT BEFORE YOUR 229 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,157 HOUSE PAYMENT. YOU CAN SLEEP IN YOUR CAR BUT YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOUR HOUSE TO 230 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:05,065 WORK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM 231 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,666 @JOHNNYWRIGHT711 HE SAYS, "MY DAD TOLD US NOT TO RIDE THE ZIPPER AT THE COUNTY 232 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:15,642 FAIR BECAUSE IT KILLS FIVE TO SIX PEOPLE A YEAR. STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS 233 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,813 STATISTIC CAME FROM. I KNOW EXACTLY THAT RIDE I KNOW THE RIDE HE'S TALKING 234 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:27,120 ABOUT, THOUGH. THIS ONE'S FROM @REALMODULES THEY SAY, "SON, BELIEVE IN 235 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:32,792 YOURSELF, BECAUSE I DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NICE 236 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:39,466 NICE >> Jimmy: I SURE AS HECK DON'T' 237 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,768 THIS ONE'S FROM ANDY RYSTA THEY SAY, "WHEN MY CAR IS MAKING THE STRANGE SOUND, MY 238 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:48,341 DAD TELLS ME TO TURN UP THE RADIO UP LOUDER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 239 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:53,913 THIS ONE IS FROM @REBECCA4REAL SHE SAYS, "DON'T HAVE KIDS I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY 240 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:59,919 ANYONE WANTS TO HAVE KIDS. FROM DAD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,423 THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @MOMTHOUGHTS SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED 242 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,359 TO DATE UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED." THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ APPLAUSE ] 243 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,727 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MORE OF 244 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,164 OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 245 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:15,235 SALMA HAYEK. COME ON BACK * 246 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:34,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS ON OSCAR NOMINATED 247 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:39,159 ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD," WHICH IS IN 248 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,862 THEATERS TOMORROW. HERE IS SALMA HAYEK. YEAH 249 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:47,467 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. OH, SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 250 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:54,140 SELMA. >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 251 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,610 COMING ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM. 252 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,579 AND IT'S - YOU'RE A GOOD FOLLOW AND YOU'RE REALLY FUN. 253 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,417 I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY INTERESTING HERE ON YOUR BIO HERE 254 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,687 IF YOU SEE -- IT'S ALL EMOJIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES 255 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:12,726 CAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF. AND I'M LAZY TRYING TO, YOU 256 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:18,498 KNOW, PHILOSOPHIZE AND COME UP WITH A COUPLE OF SENTENCES ABOUT WHO I AM 257 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,800 SO INSTEAD, I JUST PICKED ALL THE EMOJIS THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY LIFE 258 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,939 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT REPRESENTS WHO I AM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:30,410 >> Jimmy: WOW. A LOT OF THINGS. THERE'S AN OCTOPUS ON HERE 260 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:36,316 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE OCTOPUS? >> YES I'M A DIVER. 261 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:42,322 AND SO, I HAVE MOST OF THE AQUATIC ANIMALS. AND I REMEMBER -- I'VE HAD SOME 262 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:49,129 ENCOUNTERS WITH OCTOPUS. ONE THAT I REALLY REMEMBER, VERY CLEARLY, IS AN OCTOPUS 263 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:55,769 THAT CAME AND WENT ON MY MASK AND STARTED EXPLORING ME AND YOU CANNOT PANIC 264 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:59,272 >> Jimmy: WAIT >> AND YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, BITE DOWN ON YOUR BITE BECAUSE THEY 265 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:05,512 CAN PULL IT OUT OR THE MASK. AND IT WAS SO WEIRD WHAT I WAS SEEING IN THE BEGINNING. 266 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,581 THEN, IT GOES BLACK. BUT IT WAS KIND OF MAGICAL SEEING IT. 267 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:14,254 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> AND THEN, HE WENT AWAY. 268 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,656 I REMEMBER DATING GUYS LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:23,663 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. 270 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,400 >> I'VE GOT LOTS OF MEMORIES - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, CAN I TELL YOU 271 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:32,605 SOMETHING REALLY RANDOM, BUT I JUST REMEMBER? MY BROTHER, I DON'T KNOW, HE 272 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,908 USED TO CALL THEM OCTOPUSSY. AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S NOT A WORD." 273 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:39,279 [ LAUGHTER ] HE KEPT CALLING THEM OCTOPUSSY WHICH IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE. 274 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:44,217 NEVERMIND, WE'RE DONE WITH THE OCTOPUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,386 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A JAMES BOND FILM. SURE IT'S A WORD 276 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,688 SURE IF WE WERE PLAYING SCRABBLE, I'LL GIVE HIM THE POINTS 277 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:58,331 ALSO, YOU'RE IN THIS GIANT MARVEL MOVIE "ETERNALS," AND IT JUST GOT 278 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,034 ANNOUNCED AND THE TRAILER CAME OUT. IT BROKE THE INTERNET IN HALF. 279 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,637 WERE YOU PSYCHED I MEAN, DID YOU GO, "OH, YEAH. I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. 280 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,908 IS IT LIKE ANOTHER ACTION -- I KNOW YOU'VE DONE ACTION FILMS. >> NO, I WAS SHOCKED 281 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:17,550 CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU GET A SUPERHERO CHARACTER IN YOUR 50s? 282 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,186 MEXICAN, WOMAN, IN YOUR 50s? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 283 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,255 FOR YOU. I WOULD SEE YOU DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 284 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:26,292 >> I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT >> Jimmy: BUT DID YOU HAVE ANY MOMENTS SUPER HERO MOMENTS 285 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:30,130 YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE AND YOU GOT A -- OR A GREEN SCREEN THING OR 286 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:34,601 SOMETHING? OR ARE ON YOU ON WIRES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 287 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:41,608 >> MY MOST EXCITING MOMENT -- IT WAS VERY UNEXPECTED BECAUSE THERE ARE SUPERHERO 288 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:50,016 MOMENTS, BUT THE COOLEST ONE WAS GALLOPING IN THE MEADOW WITH A HORSE 289 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:54,387 AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "NOT ONLY AM I DOING A A MARVEL SUPERHERO MOVIE, BUT 290 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:59,859 I'M DOING, LIKE, A REALLY DIFFERENT, COOL ONE. >> Jimmy: SEE, WHEN WE SEE THAT 291 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,896 SCENE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE SEE THAT SCENE I'M 292 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:06,733 GOING TO BE CLAPPING FOR YOU I LOVE IT. THIS WEEK, YOU STAR IN THE 293 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:13,640 "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." THIS IS TWO OF OUR FAVORITES, RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM JACKSON. 294 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,978 CONGRATS, THIS IS THE SECOND ONE, THEY WANTED MORE OF YOU THEY WANTED MORE OF YOU. 295 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,849 SO YEAH, SO YOU GOT YOUR OWN SPIN-OFF KIND OF >> KIND OF -- WELL IT WOULDN'T 296 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,551 HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO GET MOTIVATED BECAUSE I ONLY WORKED TWO DAYS ON THE FIRST ONE. 297 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:32,425 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I WAS VERY LUCKY CAUSE NOW I WORKED THE ENTIRE MOVIE 298 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:36,896 ON THIS ONE. AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I STARTED PRACTICING SAYING THE 299 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:43,236 NAME OF THE MOVIE SINCE WE WERE SHOOTING IT. BECAUSE I AM DYSLEXIC, AND 300 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,973 "HITMAN'S BODYGUARD WIFE," "HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD," "BODYGUARD'S WIFE HITMAN." 301 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,809 I MEAN, I GET REALLY CONFUSED. >> Jimmy: YES, THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." 302 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:56,249 >> I ALMOST HAVE IT DOWN >> Jimmy: THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD. 303 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:59,219 >> BODYGUARD, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH 304 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,589 AND YOU PLAY THE HITMAN'S WIFE >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 305 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:06,326 EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,496 AND SAM PLAYS -- SAM JACKSON PLAYS THE HITMAN AND RYAN REYNOLDS IS OUR 307 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:13,967 BODYGUARD. >> Jimmy: GOD, HE'S SO FUNNY THERE'S A LOT OF SWEARING IN 308 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,803 THIS FILM. I'M SURPRISED, SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 309 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:21,274 BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU -- CAUSE I RARELY HERE YOU SWEAR. DID IT RUB OFF ON THE REAL 310 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:23,476 SALMA HAYEK? >> OH, COMPLETELY. COMPLETELY 311 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,712 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE I STILL HAVE A LITTLE 312 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:33,753 BIT OF SONIA THAT COMES OUT HERE AND THERE AND I HAVE MY DAUGHTER 313 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:38,792 AND ONE TIME -- SHE JUST WENT, "MOM!" AND I SAID, "OH, IT WAS NOT ME 314 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:42,395 IT WAS SONIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S GOOD, YEAH. 315 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,898 >> SO NOW, I USE IT EVERY TIME THAT I SAY SOMETHING THAT I SHOULDN'T SAY. 316 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:48,301 I JUST SAY, "IT WAS NOT ME IT WAS SONIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH 317 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:56,109 AND IT'S KIND OF FUN TO HAVE A A CURSE CONVERSATION WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON, ISN'T IT? 318 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,577 >> WELL, IT'S FUN, BUT IT WAS VERY INTIMIDATING AT THE BEGINNING. 319 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:01,881 >> Jimmy: THE BEST >> I WAS LIKE ROBERT DE NIRO IN "TAXI DRIVER" IN FRONT OF THE 320 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:11,124 MIRROR PRACTICING MY MOTHER -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, UH-HUH 321 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,226 >> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIM A LOT OF TIMES AND IT'S QUITE 322 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:18,665 INTIMIDATING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH IT'S GOOD. 323 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,133 WELL, WE HAD A HARD TIME FINDING A CLIP BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH CURSING. 324 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:23,069 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING 325 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,072 IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S ACTION-PACKED WE HAVE A CLIP 326 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,109 HERE'S SALMA HAYEK IN THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 327 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:29,142 "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 328 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,880 LET'S GO * 329 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:39,552 [ ENGINE REVVING ] >> TAKE THE GUN. >> NO, I'M NOT DOING GUNS RIGHT 330 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:46,559 NOW. I GOT IT * 331 00:23:46,559 --> 00:24:01,041 [ GUNFIRE * [ GUNFIRE 332 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:03,376 >> WOAH, WOAH. WAIT, WAIT,WAIT. NO, NO ,NO 333 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:05,045 THERE'S GOT TO BE A SAFER WAY DOWN THERE'S GOT TO BE A SAFER WAY 334 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,547 DOWN THERE'S MAYBE LIKE A SWITCH -- OKAY 335 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:10,684 OKAY * 336 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,452 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,421 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT COME ON. ALWAYS BRINGING IT 338 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:18,258 WE LOVE YOU. SALMA HAYEK, EVERYBODY THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD" 339 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,060 IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. SALMA AND I ARE DOING THE "WHISPER CHALLENGE," WHEN WE 340 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:26,332 COME BACK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 341 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:45,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 342 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:50,690 EVERYBODY. WE'RE WITH SALMA HAYEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:55,495 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 344 00:24:55,495 --> 00:25:04,571 >> WHISPER CHALLENGE >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 345 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:07,741 ONE PERSON PUTS ON HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP 346 00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:13,046 A CARD, OKAY AND READS A RANDOM WORD OR PHRASE, AND THE PERSON WEARING 347 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,915 HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT THEY HAD JUST SAID. SO, YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME 348 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:19,652 IF YOU WANT. SALMA, YOU PUT THE HEADPHONES ON FIRST, AND I WILL READ YOU 349 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,388 A PHRASE AND YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING 350 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:31,331 >> OKAY, BUT DISCLAIMER, NOT GOOD AT THE LINGUISTIC GAMES NOT GOOD AT WHISPERING, EITHER 351 00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:38,538 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH YOU CAN'T WHISPER, EITHER? 352 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:43,576 OH MY GOSH, NOPE BY THE WAY, WHO LOOKS THAT AWESOME IN HEADPHONES, THOUGH? 353 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:47,747 OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME 354 00:25:47,747 --> 00:26:02,595 >> Jimmy: NO NO [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:08,401 TELLA NOVELLA. >> CAN YOU COME CLOSER TO THE CAMERA 356 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:23,216 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 357 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:33,960 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SALMONELLA? [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:42,836 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA. >> CIAO BELLA? 359 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:46,973 NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA. 360 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,175 >> TELLA NOVELLA TELLA NOVELLA. TELLA NOVELLA. 361 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:53,980 NO YES? [ APPLAUSE ] 362 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,716 TELLA NOVELLA. I GOT IT >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DID NOT GET 363 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,552 IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> DID I NOT GET IT? 364 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:02,055 >> Jimmy: YES, YES, SURE, SHE GOT IT OKAY, YEAH 365 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:05,692 OKAY, HERE WE GO LET ME PUT MY THING ON -- I'M READY FOR THIS 366 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,627 I'M GOING TO PUT MY HEADPHONES ON I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE SONG 367 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:11,031 IS ON. AND THEN I WILL GUESS. HERE WE GO 368 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,665 PARTNERS -- WE'RE PARTNERS IN THIS ONE OH, WOW. 369 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:18,038 ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ALL RIGHT. >> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN. 370 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:21,541 >> Jimmy: FEELY POPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BROWN 371 00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:25,345 >> Jimmy: PLOWED [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE. 372 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,081 >> Jimmy: PEELY. >> BOBBY >> Jimmy: PEELY POREPORPA. 373 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:31,785 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BOBBY BROWN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 374 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,653 >> Jimmy: PORPA POW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN. 375 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:36,923 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE PUROPLE POWER [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLE BOBBY BROWN 376 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:39,893 >> Jimmy: PEPE PORPA POP >> MILLIE. MILLIE 377 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:45,699 >> Jimmy: OCTOPUSSY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE -- BOBBY - 378 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:55,842 BROWN. -- BROWN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 379 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:59,679 >> Jimmy: THAT SO DIFFICULT. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 380 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:02,015 >> I KNOW. I KNOW >> Jimmy: I LOVE 381 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:05,685 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN SORRY ABOUT THAT THAT WAS VERY DIFFICULT. 382 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:09,723 WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS ONE, I PROMISE. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE 383 00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:22,068 [ LAUGHTER ] >> GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN >> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE 384 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:31,711 >> HOT BUNCH -- DO IT AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 385 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:37,384 >> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 386 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:46,793 >> OH YOU NAUGHTY. HOT -- ONE LAST TIME ONE LAST TIME. 387 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,429 >> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. 388 00:28:49,429 --> 00:29:02,008 [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, THIS IS TOUGH 389 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:08,548 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 390 00:29:08,548 --> 00:29:16,289 >> Jimmy: SPORTS POP SPORTS POP [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:18,725 >> SQUAREPANTS >> Jimmy: WHAT SPORTS BRA 392 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:26,800 >> SPONGE -- NO. [ LAUGHTER ] SPONGEBOB. 393 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,203 SPONGE BOB. >> Jimmy: BARBER 394 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:33,473 >> SQUAREPANTS WHAT SPONGEBOB -- 395 00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:35,542 >> Jimmy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:39,813 [ DINGING >> YES YEAH, THAT WAS A HARD ONE. 397 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:43,516 THAT WAS A HARD ONE. I AM VERY, VERY IMPRESSED. >> Jimmy: SALMA HAYEK. 398 00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:48,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. 399 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:52,926 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 400 00:29:52,926 --> 00:30:14,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE 401 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:17,384 DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASES 402 00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:21,855 AND THE CHIEF MEDICAL ADVISOR TO PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN HERE'S DR. ANTHONY FAUCI 403 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:27,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 404 00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:31,831 HERE >> GOOD TO BE WITH YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS. 405 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,868 WHERE ARE YOU COMING TO US FROM FROM WASHINGTON? 406 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:37,504 >> YEAH. BETHESDA, MARYLAND, JUST A A LITTLE BIT NORTH OF 407 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,207 WASHINGTON, WHICH IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE NIH. >> Jimmy: AH, WHAT FOODS ARE IN 408 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:46,780 BETHESDA >> EXCUSE ME [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,082 >> Jimmy: WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE OVER IN BETHESDA I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY 410 00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:51,918 DC I WAS GOING TO BRING UP A BEN'S CHILLY BOWL OR SOMETHING, 411 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:56,623 BUT -- >> WELL, THIS IS MARYLAND. SO CRABS ARE IN RIGHT NOW. 412 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:58,491 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 413 00:30:58,491 --> 00:31:02,862 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM HAPPY TO BE TALKING TO YOU. 414 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:07,767 AND IT'S ALL MOST BIZARRE TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU ON THE SCREEN 415 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,637 NORMALLY, I'M WATCHING YOU ON THE SCREEN TALKING TO ME SO THIS IS A LITTLE BIZARRE. 416 00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:13,340 BUT I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR GETTING US THROUGH THIS -- OR ALL MOST THROUGH THIS 417 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:16,209 PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR US 418 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:21,648 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE -- GOSH, YOU WERE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 419 00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:28,121 AND YOU REALLY, LIKE, SUCH A A WELCOMED FACE TO SEE ON THE SCREEN 420 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:32,692 AND SOMEONE THAT TALKS WITH COMMON SENSE WE JUST ALL APPRECIATED IT 421 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:36,863 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF MANY AMERICANS BUT DEFINITELY ME. 422 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:40,567 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU. 423 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,636 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A NEW ADMINISTRATION YOU HAVE PRESIDENT BIDEN 424 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:47,907 AND KAMALA HARRIS. HOW HAS IT BEEN GOING WORKING WITH THEM? 425 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:54,247 >> VERY WELL, ACTUALLY YOU KNOW, THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT EVERYTHING WE DO IS BASED 426 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,850 ON SCIENCE AND EVIDENCE AND DATA AND RIGHT NOW, THE MAJOR THRUST 427 00:31:56,850 --> 00:32:03,423 OF WHAT WE'RE DOING IS IMPLEMENTING THE VACCINE PLAN OF GETTING PEOPLE VACCINATED, 428 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:07,894 WHICH HAS REALLY BEEN QUITE SUCCESSFUL THE NUMBERS OF INFECTIONS IN 429 00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:13,066 THIS COUNTRY ARE GOING DOWN SUBSTANTIALLY, RELATED TO THE FACT THAT WE NOW HAVE ABOUT 430 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:19,606 50-PLUS PERCENT OF THE ADULT POPULATION IS FULLY VACCINATED AND ABOUT 64% OF THE POPULATION 431 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:28,882 OF ADULTS HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE DOSE OF A TWO-DOSE REGIMEN WE WANT TO HIT 70% OF THE ADULT 432 00:32:28,882 --> 00:32:32,485 POPULATION VACCINATED BY JULY 4th SEVERAL STATES, ABOUT 433 00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:39,592 14 STATES, HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT SO, WE'RE REALLY CONTINUING TO 434 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:42,228 EMPHASIZE THE NEED AND THE IMPORTANCE TO GET VACCINATED, NOT ONLY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY 435 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:46,800 AND HEALTH, BUT FOR THAT OF YOUR FAMILY, AS WELL AS THE COMMUNITY IN GENERAL 436 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,537 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT WE WANT TO TELL ALL OUR VIEWERS 437 00:32:50,537 --> 00:32:55,575 OUT THERE TO GET VACCINATED AND GET THOSE NUMBERS UP WE'RE VERY CLOSE -- OF COURSE, 438 00:32:55,575 --> 00:33:01,047 YOU HEARD THE NEWS BUT NEW YORK -- MAYBE I'M THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL YOU 439 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:05,518 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT NEW YORK HAS HIT 70% SO, YEAH 440 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:11,291 WE'RE PRETTY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALL -- 441 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:14,060 JIMMY, THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS FOR NEW YORK I MEAN, THEY HAVE GOTTEN A GOOD 442 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:19,733 COMPONENT OF THEIR PEOPLE VACCINATED THAT MEANS THEY WILL BE ABLE TO 443 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:25,505 OPEN AND GET THINGS BACK TO NORMAL IN A MUCH SAFER ENVIRONMENT, THAN IF THERE WERE 444 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:29,109 LOW VERY LOW LEVEL OF VACCINEES. SO THAT'S REALLY THE ANSWER. 445 00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:32,412 CALIFORNIA IS DOING THE SAME THING. TODAY, GOVERNOR NEWSOM IS 446 00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:37,751 SPREAD ON THE SAME TRACK AS NEW YORK AS THE SAME THING SO THE PEOPLE WANT TO GET RID 447 00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:40,487 OF CONSTRAINTS THEY WANT TO GET BACK TO NORMAL, TO DO THINGS THAT WE 448 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:44,758 ALL LOVE GET VACCINATED AND IT WILL GET US THERE 449 00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:47,594 THAT'S THE ANSWER TO ALL OF THIS >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 450 00:33:47,594 --> 00:33:51,965 NOW THIS -- LET'S TALK A LITTLE ABOUT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, IS CALLING THIS MONTH, THE 451 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:56,436 NATIONAL MONTH OF ACTION >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: BECAUSE WE GOT TO GET 452 00:33:56,436 --> 00:34:02,242 THOSE NUMBERS TO 70? 75 >> WELL, WE WANT TO GO ABOVE 453 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:04,044 THAT THE GOAL, JIMMY, IS TO GET US TO 70% OF THE ADULT POPULATION 454 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:10,116 VACCINATED BY THE FOURTH OF JULY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE 455 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:14,387 WANT TO STOP THERE WE WANT TO KEEP GOING, BEYOND THE FOURTH OF JULY AND GET MORE 456 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:19,526 AND MORE PEOPLE VACCINATED BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET THE OVERWHELMING PROPORTION OF THE 457 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:24,197 POPULATION VACCINATED, THEN THERE'S NO WAY THAT THAT VIRUS IS GOING TO RESURGE AGAIN. 458 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:28,902 I MEAN, THAT'S THE ANSWER. IT HAS BEEN TRADITIONALLY, WITH OTHER INFECTIONS, DISEASES, AND 459 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:35,809 WE'RE SEEING EVERY PLACE THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN THE PERCENTAGE OF VACCINE, THERE 460 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:41,147 HAS BEEN A CONCOMITANT DEMINUTION AND DECREASE IN THE NUMBER OF INFECTIONS 461 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:45,085 SO WE REALLY WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY. WE DON'T WANT TO STOP AT 75 OR 462 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:49,456 80 WE WANT TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE VACCINATED AS WE POSSIBLY CAN. 463 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:52,959 AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS MONTH OF ACTION, THE MARCH TOWARDS GETTING MORE AND 464 00:34:52,959 --> 00:34:58,198 MORE PEOPLE VACCINATED >> Jimmy: WELL, I HOPE EVERYONE WATCHES -- THAT WATCHES OUR 465 00:34:58,198 --> 00:35:03,036 SHOW HASN'T HAD ONE THINKS AGAIN AND GETS ONE AND GETS VACCINATED 466 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:05,872 LET'S GET THAT NUMBER UP AND LIKE YOU SAID, DON'T STOP AT 70. 467 00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:09,242 GO PAST 70 AND I WILL SPEAK -- SPEAKING OF NOT STOPPING, YOU HAVE NOT 468 00:35:09,242 --> 00:35:13,747 STOPPED BUDDY. AND I GOT TO SAY, THAT IS PRETTY AWESOME 469 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:18,418 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T STOP DON'T STOP 470 00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:21,721 YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> I'M NOT GOING TO STOP JIMMY, DON'T WORRY. 471 00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:24,057 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. I APPRECIATE IT. DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, EVERYBODY 472 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:26,526 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT JESSIE WARE PERFORMS AFTER THE 473 00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:29,896 BREAK. COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY 474 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:50,283 THANK YOU, DR. FAUCI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 475 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:53,887 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE" OFF HER ALBUM "WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 476 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:57,257 THE PLATINUM PLEASURE EDITION," FROM THE LONDON COLISEUM, HERE'S JESSIE WARE 477 00:35:57,257 --> 00:36:01,027 HERE'S JESSIE WARE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 478 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:04,798 * 479 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:09,836 * THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS 480 00:36:09,836 --> 00:36:15,075 THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL * * BUT NOTHING I DIFFERENT IN MY ARMS 481 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:33,226 SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE * * THE HEART OF TH 482 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:43,303 CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL * 483 00:36:43,303 --> 00:36:48,541 * BUT NOTHING I DIFFERENT IN MY ARMS SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER 484 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:56,182 WHERE YOU ARE * * DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE WE ARE 485 00:36:56,182 --> 00:37:07,894 I'M NO ENEMY O YOURS NO NO * * WHEN LIFE IS HARD 486 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:16,036 THAT'S HOW IT GOES AS YOUR DESTIN UNFOLDS HOLD ON * 487 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:21,041 * TO THE PICTUR HUNG ON THE WALL SWEET REMINDER 488 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:23,843 BEFORE THE FALL * * REMEMBER ME REMEMBER M 489 00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:28,314 REMEMBER M REMEMBER ME * * EVERY DAY 490 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:32,152 YOU GET UP AND LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW * 491 00:37:32,152 --> 00:37:36,289 * TAKE A BREATH OF MORNING AIR AND LISTEN TO TH 492 00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:43,630 PEOPLE OUT THERE * * THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR 493 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:47,467 THE HEART OF THE CITY IS ON FIRE * * SUN ON THE RISE THE 494 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:51,705 HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL THE HIGHS AR GONNA FALL * 495 00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:54,107 * BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS 496 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:57,510 IN MY ARMS * * SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER 497 00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:05,018 REMEMBER REMEMBER * * WHERE YOU ARE 498 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:16,763 WHERE YOU ARE * * WE ARE THE LAST ONES OF OUR KIND 499 00:38:16,763 --> 00:38:24,637 FREEDOM OF OUR HEARTS AND MIND OH * * EVERY DAY 500 00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:27,807 YOU GET UP AND LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW * 501 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:31,411 * TAKE A BREATH OF MORNING AIR AND LISTEN TO TH 502 00:38:31,411 --> 00:38:36,649 PEOPLE OUT THERE * * AS THE BIRD ARE SINGIN 503 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:40,687 A DUET WITH TH MORNING TRAFFIC * * WHAT'S THE ON 504 00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:46,059 YOU'RE HEARING WHAT'S THE ONE YOU'RE HEARING * 505 00:38:46,059 --> 00:38:52,399 * THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR THE HEART OF THE 506 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:59,706 CITY IS ON FIRE * * SUN ON THE RISE THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL 507 00:38:59,706 --> 00:39:01,908 THE HIGHS AR GONNA FALL * * BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN 508 00:39:01,908 --> 00:39:03,877 IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS * 509 00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:05,845 * SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER 510 00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:14,020 REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE * CAN WE KEEP MOVIN IN THE AFTER HOURS 511 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:20,794 CAN WE KEEP LOVING ON THE EDGE OF DOUBT * * YOU SHOULD LET ME SAV 512 00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:26,833 THE DAY OH YEA PLEASE AND THANK THE PAIN AWAY * 513 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:32,272 * WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME TAKE ME HOME * * THE HEART OF TH 514 00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:41,781 CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL * 515 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:44,317 * BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN IN MY ARMS SO DARLIN REMEMBER REMEMBE 516 00:39:44,317 --> 00:39:58,865 WHERE YOU ARE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:00,400 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. SETH MEYERS AND ANNIE MURPHY 518 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,236 WILL BE HERE AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE MUSIC FROM COLDPLAY MY THANKS TO SALMA HAYEK, 519 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:12,746 DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, JESSIE WARE, ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 520 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:16,016 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 521 00:40:16,016 --> 00:40:24,424 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE