>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SALMA HAYEK,
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, MUSICAL GUEST JESSIE WARE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1480 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAVE A SEAT. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO, WELCOME TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT CROWD WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
SALMA HAYEK IS HERE TONIGHT. WE HAVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI WILL BE HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DR. FAUCI WILL BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW YORK JUST REACHED PRESIDENT
BIDEN'S 70% VACCINATION GOAL AND TODAY, MOST COVID RESTRICTIONS IN THE STATE WERE
LIFTED >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GOOD JOB, NEW YORK THAT'S RIGHT RESTAURANTS NO LONGER HAVE TO
SPACE TABLES SIX FEET APART OR USE PHYSICAL PARTITIONS. NEW YORKERS HEARD, THEN WERE
LIKE, "REALLY? CAUSE WE KIND OF LIKED THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE PUT THOSE BACK? THE GOOD NEWS IS THE PARTITIONS WILL BE GONE
THE BAD NEWS IS, THEY'RE GOING BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM, THE URINALS.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK - I NEVER KNEW THEY WERE
SEE-THROUGH. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SEE-THROUGH.
>> Steve: NO NUMBER ONE REASON. >> Jimmy: AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHETHER
IT'S SAFE TO EAT ON THE SUBWAY AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS, IT WAS NEVER SAFE TO EAT ON THE
SUBWAY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS EXCITING, NEXT
MONTH NEW YORK CITY IS THROWING A TICKER TAPE PARADE TO HONOR THE PANDEMIC'S FRONT LINE
WORKERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, A PARADE FOR
DOCTORS AND NURSES IT'LL BE LIKE MARDI GRAS, EXCEPT WHEN YOU FLASH THEM,
THEY YELL, "HEY, GET THAT MOLE CHECKED OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GO, "OKAY. APPRECIATE IT. AND THIS IS NICE
IN THE SPIRIT OF BEING ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, ALL OF THE TICKER TAPE WILL BE MADE
FROM USED MASKS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE GROANS
THAT'S RIGHT, THE PARADE IS A GREAT WAY TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT NEW YORK CITY DOCTORS,
NURSES, AND FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE THE BEST AND NEW YORK CITY TRAFFIC IS
THE WORST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE PANDEMIC NEWS,
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, COVID INFECTIONS ARE DROPPING WHERE PEOPLE ARE VACCINATED AND
RISING WHERE THEY ARE NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THE
STUDY IN THE PRESTIGIOUS MEDICAL JOURNAL, "THANKS, GENIUS."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. THE WORLD'S FIRST EDIBLE AND
FUNCTIONAL FACE MASK, WHICH IS MADE OF MELON BREAD, HAS BEEN RELEASED IN JAPAN.
TAKE A LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] THE BEST PART IS, PEOPLE CAN
HARDLY TELL YOU'RE WEARING ONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN I SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME
[ LAUGHTER ] WE CAN'T SEE, BUT IF SHE'S WEARING BLUE SHORTS IT'S ONE OF
THE BEST SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS I'VE SEEN. LET'S GET TO SOME POLITICAL
NEWS WELL GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PREPARING FOR HIS BIG MEETING
TOMORROW WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN THAT'S RIGHT AFTER THE G7, NATO AND THE
QUEEN, IT'S LIKE BIDEN GOT THROUGH ALL THE LEVELS AND NOW HAS TO FACE THE FINAL BOSS
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A PRETTY BIG CHANGE OF PACE
FIRST, BIDEN WAS WITH THE QUEEN AND HAVING TEA SOON, HE'LL BE WITH PUTIN,
AVOIDING ALL LIQUIDS [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD.
[ APPLAUSE ] ACTUALLY, NO BIDEN IS ACTUALLY AMPED FOR THE
MEETING. TODAY, HE PONDED A HALF GALLON OF ENSURE AND CRUSHED THE
CARTON ON HIS FOREHEAD [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE'S HELPING BIDEN
PREPARE FOR THE MEETING, EVEN SOME FORMER TRUMP OFFICIALS, ACTUALLY
YEAH, IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIDEN OPENED HIS BRIEFING BOOK, THE TRUMP OFFICIAL WAS LIKE,
"YOU'RE ALREADY ONE STEP AHEAD OF DONALD. SO THIS IS AMAZING
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU OPENED IT? WOW.
THAT'S RIGHT, ADVISORS TOLD BIDEN TO BE BLUNT WITH PUTIN BIDEN DELIVERED A 45-MINUTE
MONOLOGUE ON WHY THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME TV NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS EPISODE TWO OF "THE BACHELORETTE.
AND THINGS GOT PRETTY INTENSE. WE LOVE THAT SHOW. THE EMOTIONS ON THAT CAN BE
A LITTLE HARD TO HANDLE SOMETIMES. SO WE THOUGHT WE COULD HELP.
HERE'S A CLIP OF THE EPISODE, RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW
SIRI [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS LET'S GET SIRIOUS.
* LETS GET SIRIOUS * >> I DIDN'T KNOW THE SPECIFICS,
100% ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. THAT'S THE BLEEPING
STUPIDEST -- LOOK, I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING YOU
COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE ALL RIGHT. SHE'S OUT THERE UPSET, CRYING.
LOOK, MAN. I'M NOT PUTTING ANYBODY ON BLAST.
YOU ALREADY HAVE I DIDN'T PUT ANYONE ON BLAST STOP BEING LIKE THIS BRO
BE LOGICAL YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS, MAN. GROW UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
WELL GUYS, THE OLYMPICS ARE ALMOST HERE. AND AT LAST NIGHT'S U.S.
TRIALS, RYAN MURPHY ADVANCED TO THE FINALS OF THE 100 METER BACK STOKE
AFTERWARDS HE SHARED HIS KEY TO SUCCESS. WATCH THIS
>> A NICE SWIM EARLIER, BUT THIS ONE, EVEN FASTER.
WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE THAT TO? >> I SHAVED MY CHEST BETWEEN PRELIMS AND SEMIS.
SO, MAYBE THAT WAS A NICE LITTLE BOOST >> I ALMOST HATE TO ASK, HOW DO
YOU BUILD ON THIS PERFORMANCE AS YOU HEAD TO THE FINALS? >> WELL, I'M GOING TO SHAVE MY
BACK TOMORROW. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: IF HE WINS THE GOLD MEDAL, IT'S GONNA BE SPLIT,
HALF-AMERICAN, HALF-BRAZILIAN. OOH. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A A FAMILY THAT'S DEALING WITH A A PRETTY UNUSUAL PROBLEM
CHECK THIS OUT
HAS MYSTERIOUSLY RECEIVED ABOUT
100 AMAZON DELIVERIES SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO ORDERED
THEM BOXES ARE PILING UP OUTSIDE THE FAMILY'S HOUSE
THE SAME ITEM IN IS ALL OF THE BOXES. SILICONE BRACKETS FOR THE
INSIDE OF FACE MASKS THEY'VE RECEIVED MORE THAN 100 THOUSAND BRACKETS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FAMILY WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE
WORSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE,
"THE HITMAN WIFE'S BODYGUARD." SALMA HAYEK IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALWAYS A PLEASURE. >> Steve: ALWAYS A PLEASURE. >> Jimmy: PLUS, DIRECTOR OF THE
NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASES, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JESSIE WARE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHAT YOUR PLEASURE? THE PLATINUM
GUYS, WE HAVE ALSO, LATER ON IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW HASHTAG.
SO IF YOU PLAYED ALONG, AND WANT TO SEE IF YOURS MADE IT TO THE SHOW, YOU STILL HAVE TIME.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN
TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST PERFORMING THEIR SONG
"HIGHER POWER. COLDPLAY WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OUTDOORS "HIGHER POWER. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
HAVE YOU SEEN -- DID YOU READ ABOUT YOUTUBE TODAY? YOUTUBE IS BANNING ADS ABOUT
GAMBLING, ALCOHOL AND PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FROM THE TOP OF THEIR HOME PAGE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A BIG CHANGE.
AND THEY'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IF YOUTUBE SEES ONE OF THOSE ADS, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE -
THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, IF THEY SPOT AN AD ABOUT GAMBLING, IT WON'T BE STAYING UP.
KIND OF LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND ADS ABOUT ALCOHOL OR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS DON'T EVEN STAND A CHANCE
KIND OF LIKE -
*
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S SERIOUS >> Jimmy: YOUTUBE ISN'T MESSING
AROUND IF IT'S ON THEIR HOME PAGE, IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN, LIKE --
[ CRASHING ] >> HEY, RON.
>> HEY, BILLY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU HAVE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, RON >> Jimmy: HEY, BILLY
>> Steve: CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, BUT -- >> Jimmy: SO ANY ADVISERS OUT
THERE, DON'T TRY TO FIGHT THIS CAUSE IT WON'T END WELL FOR YOU.
KIND OF LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HOPE THAT CLEARS THINGS UP STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
HERE WE GO
* HASHTAGS HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK, WHERE I SEND OUT A A HASH TAG AND ASK YOU TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC, SO SINCE FATHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #DADVICE
>> Steve: OOH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE I ASK YOU GUYS
TO SHARE A PIECE OF ADVICE THAT YOUR DAD ONCE GAVE YOU WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A
A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND REMEMBERING THAT FATHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY. >> Steve: SUNDAY
IT'S GONNA BE A BIG DAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH SO I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE #DADVICE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS ONE IS FROM
@MARCOSPORTONO HE SAID, "DON'T THINK OF IT AS THE HEAT OF THE WORKING.
THINK OF IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES AT THE SAME TIME.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OPPORTUNITY. VERY POSITIVE #DADVICE
THIS ONE'S FROM @SETH Q P. HE SAYS, "MY DAD SWORE THAT CONSTANTLY PATTING YOUR BELLY
WAS AS GOOD FOR YOU AS SIT-UPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
UH, I THINK I HAVE A NEW WORKOUT ROUTINE. >> Steve: WHAT IS IT
>> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE NATION
>> Steve: WAIT >> Jimmy: YOU READY FOR THIS TARIQ?
>> Tariq: I AM >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR THIS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- NO, HOLD ON A SECOND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T SAY IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT.
>> Steve: PART OF MY MIND IS BLOWN JUST FROM THE GESTURES >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
THE WARMUP WORKOUT >> Steve: WARMUP >> Jimmy: ALL YOU DO IS SPEND
AN HOUR WARMING UP >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND THEN LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] LIFE - >> Jimmy: WHILE I WAS -- I HAD
THESE THREE-POUNDERS THIS MORNING. >> Steve: YOU GOT THREE
QUARTER-POUNDERS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THIS
AFTERNOON. >> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: I HAVE THREE-POUND
WEIGHTS. I HAVE THESE MULTICOLORED THREE-POUND WEIGHTS.
>> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: I FIGURED, "WELL, NO ONE'S USING THEM."
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST CURLING WITH THEM
>> Steve: AND THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> Steve: AND YOU SAID, "THAT'S
IT I'M DONE LIFE."
>> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH >> Steve: LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WELL, NO, THEN THE
REST OF THE DAY GOES BY AND YOU GO, "YEAH, SURE, I CAN LIFT THAT BOTTLE OF WATER WAY OVER
THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHENEVER YOU OPEN THE DOOR
REVOLVING. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S ALL
THE REST IS LIFE I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO DO STUFF >> Steve: YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE
ELEVATOR BUTTON? >> Jimmy: BUT MY WORKOUT IS THE WARMUP WORKOUT
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL YOU DO IS WARM UP AND THEN STOP.
>> Steve: YEAH, 'CAUSE LIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIFE IS THE WORKOUT.
AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "LIFE WORKS -- LIFE WORKS OUT. >> Steve: OH, WOW.
LIFE IS THE WORKOUT. WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CALL MY LAWYER CAN YOU -- CAN WE GET -- CAN YOU TRADEMARK THAT, MY LAWYER?
>> Tariq: IT'S ALREADY - I ALL READY TOOK CARE OF IT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY
I APPRECIATE IT. LIFE WORKS OUT >> Steve: LIFE WORKS OUT
>> Jimmy: GET IT >> Steve: LIFE IS A WORKOUT BECAUSE LIFE WORKS OUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH
WARMUP WORKOUTS. >> Steve: YEAH, WORKOUTS >> Jimmy: YEAH
I CALL THEM WORKOUTS >> Steve: THE "W" IS FOR WARMUP
[ LAUGHTER ] WOW, OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN.
>> Steve: I TRADEMARK. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T TRADEMARK THE WAY I
WORKOUT? THE "W" STANDS FOR WARMUP. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: MAYBE IT'S TWO "W's. >> Steve: BUT THEY'RE SUPER IMPOSED ON EACH OTHER.
>> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WARMUP WORKOUT
>> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT AS IN NAME IS "ORK." >> Steve: WORKOUT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: YEAH, NO YOU CAN'T [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WORKOUT. >> Steve: WORKOUT. >> Jimmy: I'M TELLING YOU, MAN
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MUSCLES YOU START USING. JUST THE THREE-POUNDERS?
YEAH >> Steve: YEAH, NO YEAH. IT'S LIKE, INSANE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE HERE IS FROM LOCK19 -- OH, 177, SORRY.
OH, MY APOLOGIES >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
NOT 197, LOVE THAT GUY >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "MY DAD ONCE TOLD ME, IF YOU'RE A GOOD
ENOUGH DRIVER, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOT, NOT TRUE. THIS ONE IS FROM @SHOECAM. SHE SAYS, "AS A KID, MY DAD
WOULD TELL US, HIS DAUGHTERS, TO FINISH DINNER BECAUSE IT WOULD PUT HAIR ON OUR CHEST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEVER BE A OLYMPIC SWIMMER >> Steve: OH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE FROM @CALLMEBISCUITS.
>> Steve: HMM, BISCUITS. >> Jimmy: OH, THE -- WAIT, BISCUITS WAS MY -- THAT WAS MY
GRAFFITI NAME, WASN'T IT >> Tariq: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GRAFFITI NAME WAS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I FORGET IT. I MEAN, AGAIN, I BLOCKED OUT
THOSE -- THAT TIME OF MY LIFE. IT WAS A REALLY ROUGH TIME IN MY LIFE.
BUT I'M GLAD YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY. >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THERAPY AND HOURS -- COUNTLESS HOURS.
>> Steve: COUNTLESS HOURS ON SPRAY TANNING. >> Jimmy: I'M JUST SO -- YEAH.
DREAMS THROWN AWAY DREAMS >> Tariq: COOL
AND THEN NOW, RANDOM WORDS THAT WEREN'T YOUR GRAFFITI NAME ARE TRIGGERS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Tariq: ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T
WRITE IS LIKE -- IT'S A TRIGGER. I GOT IT
>> Jimmy: BUT MY FIRST QUESTION, IS BISCUITS -- IS THAT THE NAME?
WAS IT PLURAL? OR WAS IT BISCUIT? >> Steve: I THINK BISCUITS
>> Tariq: I THINK IT WAS BISQUITE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: LIKE NESQUITE, BUT BISQUITE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> Steve: CHARCOAL BISQUITES
>> Jimmy: QUEST, DON'T YOU GET INVOLVED >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT FORGET IT. FORGET IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @CALLMEBISCUITS.
>> Steve: MHM, BISCUIT >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "ALWAYS PAY YOUR CAR PAYMENT BEFORE YOUR
HOUSE PAYMENT. YOU CAN SLEEP IN YOUR CAR BUT YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOUR HOUSE TO
WORK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM
@JOHNNYWRIGHT711 HE SAYS, "MY DAD TOLD US NOT TO RIDE THE ZIPPER AT THE COUNTY
FAIR BECAUSE IT KILLS FIVE TO SIX PEOPLE A YEAR. STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS
STATISTIC CAME FROM. I KNOW EXACTLY THAT RIDE I KNOW THE RIDE HE'S TALKING
ABOUT, THOUGH. THIS ONE'S FROM @REALMODULES THEY SAY, "SON, BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF, BECAUSE I DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NICE
NICE >> Jimmy: I SURE AS HECK DON'T'
THIS ONE'S FROM ANDY RYSTA THEY SAY, "WHEN MY CAR IS MAKING THE STRANGE SOUND, MY
DAD TELLS ME TO TURN UP THE RADIO UP LOUDER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE IS FROM @REBECCA4REAL SHE SAYS, "DON'T HAVE KIDS I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
ANYONE WANTS TO HAVE KIDS. FROM DAD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @MOMTHOUGHTS SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO DATE UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED." THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ APPLAUSE ]
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MORE OF
OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SALMA HAYEK. COME ON BACK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS ON OSCAR NOMINATED
ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS TOMORROW. HERE IS SALMA HAYEK. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. OH, SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
SELMA. >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM.
AND IT'S - YOU'RE A GOOD FOLLOW AND YOU'RE REALLY FUN.
I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY INTERESTING HERE ON YOUR BIO HERE
IF YOU SEE -- IT'S ALL EMOJIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES
CAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF. AND I'M LAZY TRYING TO, YOU
KNOW, PHILOSOPHIZE AND COME UP WITH A COUPLE OF SENTENCES ABOUT WHO I AM
SO INSTEAD, I JUST PICKED ALL THE EMOJIS THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY LIFE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT REPRESENTS WHO I AM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. A LOT OF THINGS. THERE'S AN OCTOPUS ON HERE
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE OCTOPUS? >> YES I'M A DIVER.
AND SO, I HAVE MOST OF THE AQUATIC ANIMALS. AND I REMEMBER -- I'VE HAD SOME
ENCOUNTERS WITH OCTOPUS. ONE THAT I REALLY REMEMBER, VERY CLEARLY, IS AN OCTOPUS
THAT CAME AND WENT ON MY MASK AND STARTED EXPLORING ME AND YOU CANNOT PANIC
>> Jimmy: WAIT >> AND YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, BITE DOWN ON YOUR BITE BECAUSE THEY
CAN PULL IT OUT OR THE MASK. AND IT WAS SO WEIRD WHAT I WAS SEEING IN THE BEGINNING.
THEN, IT GOES BLACK. BUT IT WAS KIND OF MAGICAL SEEING IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> AND THEN, HE WENT AWAY.
I REMEMBER DATING GUYS LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
>> I'VE GOT LOTS OF MEMORIES - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING REALLY RANDOM, BUT I JUST REMEMBER? MY BROTHER, I DON'T KNOW, HE
USED TO CALL THEM OCTOPUSSY. AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S NOT A WORD."
[ LAUGHTER ] HE KEPT CALLING THEM OCTOPUSSY WHICH IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE.
NEVERMIND, WE'RE DONE WITH THE OCTOPUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A JAMES BOND FILM. SURE IT'S A WORD
SURE IF WE WERE PLAYING SCRABBLE, I'LL GIVE HIM THE POINTS
ALSO, YOU'RE IN THIS GIANT MARVEL MOVIE "ETERNALS," AND IT JUST GOT
ANNOUNCED AND THE TRAILER CAME OUT. IT BROKE THE INTERNET IN HALF.
WERE YOU PSYCHED I MEAN, DID YOU GO, "OH, YEAH. I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
IS IT LIKE ANOTHER ACTION -- I KNOW YOU'VE DONE ACTION FILMS. >> NO, I WAS SHOCKED
CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU GET A SUPERHERO CHARACTER IN YOUR 50s?
MEXICAN, WOMAN, IN YOUR 50s? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
FOR YOU. I WOULD SEE YOU DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT >> Jimmy: BUT DID YOU HAVE ANY MOMENTS SUPER HERO MOMENTS
YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE AND YOU GOT A -- OR A GREEN SCREEN THING OR
SOMETHING? OR ARE ON YOU ON WIRES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>> MY MOST EXCITING MOMENT -- IT WAS VERY UNEXPECTED BECAUSE THERE ARE SUPERHERO
MOMENTS, BUT THE COOLEST ONE WAS GALLOPING IN THE MEADOW WITH A HORSE
AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "NOT ONLY AM I DOING A A MARVEL SUPERHERO MOVIE, BUT
I'M DOING, LIKE, A REALLY DIFFERENT, COOL ONE. >> Jimmy: SEE, WHEN WE SEE THAT
SCENE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE SEE THAT SCENE I'M
GOING TO BE CLAPPING FOR YOU I LOVE IT. THIS WEEK, YOU STAR IN THE
"HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." THIS IS TWO OF OUR FAVORITES, RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM JACKSON.
CONGRATS, THIS IS THE SECOND ONE, THEY WANTED MORE OF YOU THEY WANTED MORE OF YOU.
SO YEAH, SO YOU GOT YOUR OWN SPIN-OFF KIND OF >> KIND OF -- WELL IT WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO GET MOTIVATED BECAUSE I ONLY WORKED TWO DAYS ON THE FIRST ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I WAS VERY LUCKY CAUSE NOW I WORKED THE ENTIRE MOVIE
ON THIS ONE. AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I STARTED PRACTICING SAYING THE
NAME OF THE MOVIE SINCE WE WERE SHOOTING IT. BECAUSE I AM DYSLEXIC, AND
"HITMAN'S BODYGUARD WIFE," "HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD," "BODYGUARD'S WIFE HITMAN."
I MEAN, I GET REALLY CONFUSED. >> Jimmy: YES, THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD."
>> I ALMOST HAVE IT DOWN >> Jimmy: THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD.
>> BODYGUARD, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH
AND YOU PLAY THE HITMAN'S WIFE >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND SAM PLAYS -- SAM JACKSON PLAYS THE HITMAN AND RYAN REYNOLDS IS OUR
BODYGUARD. >> Jimmy: GOD, HE'S SO FUNNY THERE'S A LOT OF SWEARING IN
THIS FILM. I'M SURPRISED, SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU -- CAUSE I RARELY HERE YOU SWEAR. DID IT RUB OFF ON THE REAL
SALMA HAYEK? >> OH, COMPLETELY. COMPLETELY
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE I STILL HAVE A LITTLE
BIT OF SONIA THAT COMES OUT HERE AND THERE AND I HAVE MY DAUGHTER
AND ONE TIME -- SHE JUST WENT, "MOM!" AND I SAID, "OH, IT WAS NOT ME
IT WAS SONIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S GOOD, YEAH.
>> SO NOW, I USE IT EVERY TIME THAT I SAY SOMETHING THAT I SHOULDN'T SAY.
I JUST SAY, "IT WAS NOT ME IT WAS SONIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND IT'S KIND OF FUN TO HAVE A A CURSE CONVERSATION WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON, ISN'T IT?
>> WELL, IT'S FUN, BUT IT WAS VERY INTIMIDATING AT THE BEGINNING.
>> Jimmy: THE BEST >> I WAS LIKE ROBERT DE NIRO IN "TAXI DRIVER" IN FRONT OF THE
MIRROR PRACTICING MY MOTHER -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, UH-HUH
>> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIM A LOT OF TIMES AND IT'S QUITE
INTIMIDATING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH IT'S GOOD.
WELL, WE HAD A HARD TIME FINDING A CLIP BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH CURSING.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING
IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S ACTION-PACKED WE HAVE A CLIP
HERE'S SALMA HAYEK IN THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
LET'S GO *
[ ENGINE REVVING ] >> TAKE THE GUN. >> NO, I'M NOT DOING GUNS RIGHT
NOW. I GOT IT *
[ GUNFIRE * [ GUNFIRE
>> WOAH, WOAH. WAIT, WAIT,WAIT. NO, NO ,NO
THERE'S GOT TO BE A SAFER WAY DOWN THERE'S GOT TO BE A SAFER WAY
DOWN THERE'S MAYBE LIKE A SWITCH -- OKAY
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT COME ON. ALWAYS BRINGING IT
WE LOVE YOU. SALMA HAYEK, EVERYBODY THE "HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD"
IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. SALMA AND I ARE DOING THE "WHISPER CHALLENGE," WHEN WE
COME BACK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE'RE WITH SALMA HAYEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WHISPER CHALLENGE >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
ONE PERSON PUTS ON HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP
A CARD, OKAY AND READS A RANDOM WORD OR PHRASE, AND THE PERSON WEARING
HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT THEY HAD JUST SAID. SO, YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME
IF YOU WANT. SALMA, YOU PUT THE HEADPHONES ON FIRST, AND I WILL READ YOU
A PHRASE AND YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING
>> OKAY, BUT DISCLAIMER, NOT GOOD AT THE LINGUISTIC GAMES NOT GOOD AT WHISPERING, EITHER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH YOU CAN'T WHISPER, EITHER?
OH MY GOSH, NOPE BY THE WAY, WHO LOOKS THAT AWESOME IN HEADPHONES, THOUGH?
OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
>> Jimmy: NO NO [ LAUGHTER ]
TELLA NOVELLA. >> CAN YOU COME CLOSER TO THE CAMERA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SALMONELLA? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA. >> CIAO BELLA?
NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELLA NOVELLA.
>> TELLA NOVELLA TELLA NOVELLA. TELLA NOVELLA.
NO YES? [ APPLAUSE ]
TELLA NOVELLA. I GOT IT >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DID NOT GET
IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> DID I NOT GET IT?
>> Jimmy: YES, YES, SURE, SHE GOT IT OKAY, YEAH
OKAY, HERE WE GO LET ME PUT MY THING ON -- I'M READY FOR THIS
I'M GOING TO PUT MY HEADPHONES ON I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE SONG
IS ON. AND THEN I WILL GUESS. HERE WE GO
PARTNERS -- WE'RE PARTNERS IN THIS ONE OH, WOW.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ALL RIGHT. >> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN.
>> Jimmy: FEELY POPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BROWN
>> Jimmy: PLOWED [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE.
>> Jimmy: PEELY. >> BOBBY >> Jimmy: PEELY POREPORPA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BOBBY BROWN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
>> Jimmy: PORPA POW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN.
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE PUROPLE POWER [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLE BOBBY BROWN
>> Jimmy: PEPE PORPA POP >> MILLIE. MILLIE
>> Jimmy: OCTOPUSSY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MILLIE -- BOBBY -
BROWN. -- BROWN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
>> Jimmy: THAT SO DIFFICULT. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I KNOW. I KNOW >> Jimmy: I LOVE
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN SORRY ABOUT THAT THAT WAS VERY DIFFICULT.
WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS ONE, I PROMISE. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN >> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
>> HOT BUNCH -- DO IT AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> OH YOU NAUGHTY. HOT -- ONE LAST TIME ONE LAST TIME.
>> Jimmy: HOT FUDGE SUNDAE [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOT FUDGE SUNDAE.
[ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, THIS IS TOUGH
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
>> Jimmy: SPORTS POP SPORTS POP [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SQUAREPANTS >> Jimmy: WHAT SPORTS BRA
>> SPONGE -- NO. [ LAUGHTER ] SPONGEBOB.
SPONGE BOB. >> Jimmy: BARBER
>> SQUAREPANTS WHAT SPONGEBOB --
>> Jimmy: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINGING >> YES YEAH, THAT WAS A HARD ONE.
THAT WAS A HARD ONE. I AM VERY, VERY IMPRESSED. >> Jimmy: SALMA HAYEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW.
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE
DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASES
AND THE CHIEF MEDICAL ADVISOR TO PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN HERE'S DR. ANTHONY FAUCI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE >> GOOD TO BE WITH YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS.
WHERE ARE YOU COMING TO US FROM FROM WASHINGTON?
>> YEAH. BETHESDA, MARYLAND, JUST A A LITTLE BIT NORTH OF
WASHINGTON, WHICH IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE NIH. >> Jimmy: AH, WHAT FOODS ARE IN
BETHESDA >> EXCUSE ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE OVER IN BETHESDA I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY
DC I WAS GOING TO BRING UP A BEN'S CHILLY BOWL OR SOMETHING,
BUT -- >> WELL, THIS IS MARYLAND. SO CRABS ARE IN RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM HAPPY TO BE TALKING TO YOU.
AND IT'S ALL MOST BIZARRE TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU ON THE SCREEN
NORMALLY, I'M WATCHING YOU ON THE SCREEN TALKING TO ME SO THIS IS A LITTLE BIZARRE.
BUT I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR GETTING US THROUGH THIS -- OR ALL MOST THROUGH THIS
PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE -- GOSH, YOU WERE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
AND YOU REALLY, LIKE, SUCH A A WELCOMED FACE TO SEE ON THE SCREEN
AND SOMEONE THAT TALKS WITH COMMON SENSE WE JUST ALL APPRECIATED IT
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF MANY AMERICANS BUT DEFINITELY ME.
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A NEW ADMINISTRATION YOU HAVE PRESIDENT BIDEN
AND KAMALA HARRIS. HOW HAS IT BEEN GOING WORKING WITH THEM?
>> VERY WELL, ACTUALLY YOU KNOW, THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT EVERYTHING WE DO IS BASED
ON SCIENCE AND EVIDENCE AND DATA AND RIGHT NOW, THE MAJOR THRUST
OF WHAT WE'RE DOING IS IMPLEMENTING THE VACCINE PLAN OF GETTING PEOPLE VACCINATED,
WHICH HAS REALLY BEEN QUITE SUCCESSFUL THE NUMBERS OF INFECTIONS IN
THIS COUNTRY ARE GOING DOWN SUBSTANTIALLY, RELATED TO THE FACT THAT WE NOW HAVE ABOUT
50-PLUS PERCENT OF THE ADULT POPULATION IS FULLY VACCINATED AND ABOUT 64% OF THE POPULATION
OF ADULTS HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE DOSE OF A TWO-DOSE REGIMEN WE WANT TO HIT 70% OF THE ADULT
POPULATION VACCINATED BY JULY 4th SEVERAL STATES, ABOUT
14 STATES, HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT SO, WE'RE REALLY CONTINUING TO
EMPHASIZE THE NEED AND THE IMPORTANCE TO GET VACCINATED, NOT ONLY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
AND HEALTH, BUT FOR THAT OF YOUR FAMILY, AS WELL AS THE COMMUNITY IN GENERAL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT WE WANT TO TELL ALL OUR VIEWERS
OUT THERE TO GET VACCINATED AND GET THOSE NUMBERS UP WE'RE VERY CLOSE -- OF COURSE,
YOU HEARD THE NEWS BUT NEW YORK -- MAYBE I'M THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL YOU
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT NEW YORK HAS HIT 70% SO, YEAH
WE'RE PRETTY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALL --
JIMMY, THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS FOR NEW YORK I MEAN, THEY HAVE GOTTEN A GOOD
COMPONENT OF THEIR PEOPLE VACCINATED THAT MEANS THEY WILL BE ABLE TO
OPEN AND GET THINGS BACK TO NORMAL IN A MUCH SAFER ENVIRONMENT, THAN IF THERE WERE
LOW VERY LOW LEVEL OF VACCINEES. SO THAT'S REALLY THE ANSWER.
CALIFORNIA IS DOING THE SAME THING. TODAY, GOVERNOR NEWSOM IS
SPREAD ON THE SAME TRACK AS NEW YORK AS THE SAME THING SO THE PEOPLE WANT TO GET RID
OF CONSTRAINTS THEY WANT TO GET BACK TO NORMAL, TO DO THINGS THAT WE
ALL LOVE GET VACCINATED AND IT WILL GET US THERE
THAT'S THE ANSWER TO ALL OF THIS >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
NOW THIS -- LET'S TALK A LITTLE ABOUT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, IS CALLING THIS MONTH, THE
NATIONAL MONTH OF ACTION >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: BECAUSE WE GOT TO GET
THOSE NUMBERS TO 70? 75 >> WELL, WE WANT TO GO ABOVE
THAT THE GOAL, JIMMY, IS TO GET US TO 70% OF THE ADULT POPULATION
VACCINATED BY THE FOURTH OF JULY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE
WANT TO STOP THERE WE WANT TO KEEP GOING, BEYOND THE FOURTH OF JULY AND GET MORE
AND MORE PEOPLE VACCINATED BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET THE OVERWHELMING PROPORTION OF THE
POPULATION VACCINATED, THEN THERE'S NO WAY THAT THAT VIRUS IS GOING TO RESURGE AGAIN.
I MEAN, THAT'S THE ANSWER. IT HAS BEEN TRADITIONALLY, WITH OTHER INFECTIONS, DISEASES, AND
WE'RE SEEING EVERY PLACE THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN THE PERCENTAGE OF VACCINE, THERE
HAS BEEN A CONCOMITANT DEMINUTION AND DECREASE IN THE NUMBER OF INFECTIONS
SO WE REALLY WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY. WE DON'T WANT TO STOP AT 75 OR
80 WE WANT TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE VACCINATED AS WE POSSIBLY CAN.
AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS MONTH OF ACTION, THE MARCH TOWARDS GETTING MORE AND
MORE PEOPLE VACCINATED >> Jimmy: WELL, I HOPE EVERYONE WATCHES -- THAT WATCHES OUR
SHOW HASN'T HAD ONE THINKS AGAIN AND GETS ONE AND GETS VACCINATED
LET'S GET THAT NUMBER UP AND LIKE YOU SAID, DON'T STOP AT 70.
GO PAST 70 AND I WILL SPEAK -- SPEAKING OF NOT STOPPING, YOU HAVE NOT
STOPPED BUDDY. AND I GOT TO SAY, THAT IS PRETTY AWESOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> I'M NOT GOING TO STOP JIMMY, DON'T WORRY.
>> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. I APPRECIATE IT. DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT JESSIE WARE PERFORMS AFTER THE
BREAK. COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
THANK YOU, DR. FAUCI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE" OFF HER ALBUM "WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?
THE PLATINUM PLEASURE EDITION," FROM THE LONDON COLISEUM, HERE'S JESSIE WARE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
* THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS
THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL * * BUT NOTHING I DIFFERENT IN MY ARMS
SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE * * THE HEART OF TH
CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL *
* BUT NOTHING I DIFFERENT IN MY ARMS SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER
WHERE YOU ARE * * DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE WE ARE
I'M NO ENEMY O YOURS NO NO * * WHEN LIFE IS HARD
THAT'S HOW IT GOES AS YOUR DESTIN UNFOLDS HOLD ON *
* TO THE PICTUR HUNG ON THE WALL SWEET REMINDER
BEFORE THE FALL * * REMEMBER ME REMEMBER M
REMEMBER ME * * EVERY DAY
YOU GET UP AND LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW *
* TAKE A BREATH OF MORNING AIR AND LISTEN TO TH
PEOPLE OUT THERE * * THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR
THE HEART OF THE CITY IS ON FIRE * * SUN ON THE RISE THE
HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL THE HIGHS AR GONNA FALL *
* BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS
IN MY ARMS * * SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER
REMEMBER * * WHERE YOU ARE
WHERE YOU ARE * * WE ARE THE LAST ONES OF OUR KIND
FREEDOM OF OUR HEARTS AND MIND OH * * EVERY DAY
YOU GET UP AND LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW *
* TAKE A BREATH OF MORNING AIR AND LISTEN TO TH
PEOPLE OUT THERE * * AS THE BIRD ARE SINGIN
A DUET WITH TH MORNING TRAFFIC * * WHAT'S THE ON
YOU'RE HEARING WHAT'S THE ONE YOU'RE HEARING *
* THE HEART OF TH CITY IS ON FIR THE HEART OF THE
CITY IS ON FIRE * * SUN ON THE RISE THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL
THE HIGHS AR GONNA FALL * * BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN
IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS IN MY ARMS *
* SO DARLING REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER
REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE * CAN WE KEEP MOVIN IN THE AFTER HOURS
CAN WE KEEP LOVING ON THE EDGE OF DOUBT * * YOU SHOULD LET ME SAV
THE DAY OH YEA PLEASE AND THANK THE PAIN AWAY *
* WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME TAKE ME HOME * * THE HEART OF TH
CITY IS ON FIR SUN ON THE RIS THE HIGHS ARE GONNA FALL *
* BUT NOTHING IS DIFFEREN IN MY ARMS SO DARLIN REMEMBER REMEMBE
WHERE YOU ARE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. SETH MEYERS AND ANNIE MURPHY
WILL BE HERE AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE MUSIC FROM COLDPLAY MY THANKS TO SALMA HAYEK,
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, JESSIE WARE, ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE