>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, ETHAN HAWKE, ILANA GLAZER
MUSICAL GUESTS, JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1479
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
OH, NEW YORK CITY, I LOVE YOU. HEY. OH, MY GOODNESS, WELCOME
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOKING GOOD
SOUNDING GOOD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY RELAX, ENJOY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS
STILL ON HIS EUROPEAN TOUR AND THIS WEEKEND, HE AND THE FIRST LADY MET WITH QUEEN
ELIZABETH AT WINDSOR CASTLE. HERE THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEA. THIS IS WHAT THE JAMES BOND POSTER IS GONNA LOOK LIKE BY
THE TIME THEY RELEASE THAT MOVIE. YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
WAITING TO BUY WANDS AT HARRY POTTER WORLD [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE FELT A A LITTLE AWKWARD, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT A PHOTO.
THAT'S A VIDEO [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER HIS MEETING WITH THE
QUEEN, BIDEN TALKED TO REPORTERS ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS LIKE
WATCH THIS
>> I DON'T THINK SHE'D BE
INSULTED, BUT YOU'VE MET MY MOTH -- SHE REMINDED ME OF MY MOTHER, IN TERMS OF THE LOOK OF
HER AND, YOU KNOW, JUST THE GENEROSITY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT -- THAT WILL BE BIDEN'S LAST MEETING WITH THE QUEEN.
DON'T YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, NO
ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR MOTHER. SOMETHING TELLS ME BIDEN WOULD
NOT DO WELL ON TINDER, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST LEAVE, RIGHT HERE." >> Steve: "FROM THE LOOK OF
YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH "WELL, JUST FROM THE LOOK OF
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THE OVERALL SCENT.
>> Steve: YEAH "YOUR ODOR." >> Jimmy: "YEAH, JUST -- I'LL
GET THE CHECK. YOU GO HOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, WELL, THIS IS QUEEN ELIZABETH'S 13th MEETING WITH A SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT
THAT IS AMAZING. AND EVEN MORE AMAZING, IS THAT SHE'S KEPT A DIARY OF ALL THOSE
MEETINGS >> Steve: REALLY HERE SOME EXCERPTS
>> PRESIDENT EISENHOWER IS ONE OF THE TOWERING FIGURES OF THE
20th CENTURY WHAT A DELIGHT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER
I SO ENJOYED MY EVENING WITH PRESIDENT FORD HE IS AN HONORABLE MAN AND A
A FINE DANCER. HOLY [ BLEEP ] WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] WAS THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO AN AUDIO
BOOK >> Steve: WOW! AN AUDIO BOOK, I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO AN AUDIO BOOK
YEAH, I KNOW >> Steve: AND YOU SAW HER WRITING IT
THAT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH, AMAZING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, AFTER MEETING WITH THE QUEEN AND ALL THE LEADERS AT THE G7 CONFERENCE IN THE U.K.,
BIDEN TRAVELED TO BRUSSELS TO JOIN EVEN MORE HEADS OF STATE FOR THE NATO SUMMIT.
EVERYONE WANTED SOMETHING FROM BIDEN. GERMANY ASKING TO STAND UP TO
RUSSIA U.K. TOLD HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON CHINA.
AND FRANCE WANTS HIM TO RENEW "EMILY IN PARIS" FOR A THIRD SEASON
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT
YEP, BIDEN ATTENDED THE NATO SUMMIT IN BRUSSELS, AND IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING TO SEE HIM
INTERACT WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS. HERE, LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO
SAY.
>> IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE IN
BRUSSELS I KNOW YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR YOUR CHOCOLATE, BUT I ALSO LOVE YOUR
BRUSSELS SPROUTS [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I WAS A KID, OUR PARENTS
USED TO TELL US, GERMAN EASTER BUNNIES COME AND LEAVE YOU SPROUTS, IF YOU'RE A GOOD KID
ALL YEAR AND WE'D GET ALL EXCITED WAKE UP AT 4:00, 4:30 IN THE MORNING
AND SEE IF GERMAN EASTER BUNNY CAME SOMETIMES HE DID
THERE'D BE A BASKET FULL OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS WE WOULD TAKE THEM AND DIP THEM
IT IN OUR ICE CREAM. IT'S CALLED GROWING UP, JACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Steve: GROWING UP, JACK
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID, BUT THIS - >> Steve: WOW!
>> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T ALL HE SAID >> Steve: REALLY
HE SAID MORE YEAH, LATER HE SAID THIS
WOULDN'T GET THIS MANY PEOPLE TOGETHER, UNLESS WE WERE PLAYING A GAME CALLED, "HOOP
THE MILK MAN." IT WAS LIKE RING TOSS, BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING 'EM ON A
A PEG, YOU THROW THE RINGS OVER THE MILK MAN'S HEAD WHILE HE WAS MAKING HIS DAILY ROUNDS.
YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOT TO WHACK HIM IN THE JAW, OR ELSE HE CAN'T WHISTLE NO MORE
THEN, NOBODY IN TOWN KNOWS WHEN THE MILK'S THERE YOU LEAVE IT OUT TOO LONG, AND
IT ATTRACTS MILK BUGS, AND THOSE SUCKERS CAN BITE [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: JUST INTERESTING THE WAY HE -- BUT, FINALLY, HE LEFT THEM WITH THIS
WE HAVE ONE MORE
>> I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE
I USED TO KNOW THIS FRENCH GUY, BACK IN DOVER, NAMED SNAKE EYES O'SHANASSY.
GUY HAD THE HOTTEST MOUTH THIS SIDE OF THE HUDSON RIVER [ LAUGHTER ]
WOULD POP A WHOLE EGG IN HIS MOUTH. SEVEN MINUTES LATER, THAT
SUCKER WAS HARD BOILED TASTED HORRIBLE, BUT WE NEVER TOLD SNAKE EYE
FRENCH ARE SENSITIVE LIKE THAT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, JUST
VERY INTERESTING SOME MORE NEWS AHEAD OF HIS MEETING WITH
BIDEN, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS INTERVIEWED BY NBC NEWS, AND HE WAS ASKED TO RECALL A STORY THE
PRESIDENT LIKES TO TELL ABOUT THE TIME THEY MET. WATCH THIS
>> PRESIDENT BIDEN SAYS ONE TIME WHEN YOU MET, YOU WERE
INCHES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, AND HE SAID TO YOU, I'M LOOKING IN YOUR EYES, AND I CAN'T SEE
A SOUL >> BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS PARTICULAR PART OF OUR
CONVERSATION, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. HE PROBABLY HAS A GOOD MEMORY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN WEIRDER, BIDEN ALSO TOLD PUTIN, "YOU REMIND ME
OF MY MOTHER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CAN'T STOP SAYING IT
WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS, NEW AIRPORT SCREENING TECHNOLOGY WAS JUST APPROVED
THAT WILL ALLOW TRAVELERS TO LEAVE THEIR SHOES ON WHILE GOING THROUGH TSA CHECK POINTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW THE ONLY PERSON TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES WILL BE THE GROSS
GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU ON THE PLANE. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT, JUST TO KEEP THINGS DIFFICULT, THEY'RE GONNA ALSO MAKE -- THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU
REMOVE YOUR SOCKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOLD IT.
>> Jimmy: ONLY MR. BEAN WILL BE THE PERSON ALLOWED TO BOARD THE FLIGHT
I SAW THAT WHEATIES IS COMMEMORATING ITS 100 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH A LI -- A
A SERIES OF LIMITED EDITION CEREAL BOXES I LOVE WHEATIES.
YEAH WELL, THIS IS COOL, SOME OF THE BOXES ARE EVEN PAYING TRIBUTE
TO THE EVERYDAY ATHLETE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT SOME OF
THESE. THERE'S THE "CO-WORKER WHO WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW
MANY STEPS THEY TOOK SO FAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "I ONLY DID 13,433 TODAY
[ LAUGHTER ] YESTERDAY --" I GO, "OKAY, WE'RE GOOD."
THERE'S ALSO A "MIDDLE AGE MAN IN LYCRA." >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN'T RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT IT >> Jimmy: I SEEN THIS --
THEY CALL THEM MAMILS. [ LAUGHTER ] MIDDLE AGED MEN IN LYCRA
>> Steve: REALLY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MAMILS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY GET ALL DRESSED UP LIKE THEY'RE IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE
THEY GO TO STARBUCKS -- THEY GO TO STARBUCKS TO MEET THEIR BUDDIES.
>> Steve: YEAH WITH THE CLANKY SHOES. >> Jimmy: YEAH
UP NEXT, WE HAVE "GUY WHOSE GIANT VAT OF PROTEIN POWDER HAS MOVED WITH HIM TO FOUR
DIFFERENT APARTMENTS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POWDER CAN'T GO BAD, RIGHT
AND OF COURSE, THERE IS "QUESTLOVE THROWING A BASEBALL."
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, PRADA JUST LAUNCHED "PRADA OUTDOOR," WHICH INCLUDES
A $995 VOLLEYBALL AND A $650 FRISBEE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] FIRST TIME ANYONE'S EVER STARTED A MEETING LIKE, "SO,
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FRISBEES ARE JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO CARRY [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE LIKE IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?" [ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY, EVERYBODY, NBC IS CURRENTLY FILMING A NEW GAME SHOW CALLED "ULTIMATE SLIP 'N
SLIDE," THAT WILL PREMIERE RIGHT AFTER THE CLOSING CEREMONY FOR THE SUMMER
OLYMPICS LET'S SEE HOW THAT'S GOING
DOWN ON THE NEW NBC SHOW, CALLED "THE ULTIMATE SLIP 'N SLIDE.
THE SHOW HAD TO BE SHUT DOWN AFTER AN OUTBREAK OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOAH
>> Jimmy: I'LL JUST SAY IT, FORGET THE OLYMPICS, PUT THAT ON TV FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WOULD WATCH EVERY -- I'D WATCH IT EVERY -
YEP, NBC ISN'T HAPPY THE WORD GOT OUT, BUT THEY CAN'T BE SURPRISED THAT IT LEAKED
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
COME ON NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANKS VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. HELLO, IT IS MONDAY.
WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING UP ALL WEEK LONG.
MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WE''RE GONNA HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM COLDPLAY >> Steve: WOAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE, OUTSIDE. HERE, OUTSIDE, GIANT, BIG
PERFORMANCE. COLDPLAY YOU DON'T MESS AROUND.
COLDPLAY DOES NOT MESS AROUND. SPEAKING OF NOT MESSING AROUND, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. FROM THE SHOWTIME SERIES, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD," ETHAN HAWKE IS
HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT, ETHAN HAWKE. PLUS, JOINING US IN STUDIO, SHE
CO-WROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW HULU MOVIE, "FALSE POSITIVE," ILANA GLAZER IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUNNY, TALENTED. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
JACK INGRAM. MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT TIME FOR OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW
POLLS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHOW POLLS * >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS FIRST POLL
ASKS, "WHO DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A BETTER CONNECTION WITH?" 20% SAID "MY CO-WORKERS.
20% SAID "MY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL." 60% SAID "MY WIRELESS PRINTER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I GET IT THESE ARE ALL POLLS.
THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY YOUR DAD ON FATHER'S DAY
10% SAID "SOMETHING FOR THE LAWN." 10% SAID "A GIFT CARD.
80% SAID "OH, CRAP." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S THIS SUNDAY
>> Steve: SUNDAY >> Jimmy: THIS WEEK. >> Steve: THIS SUNDAY.
>> Jimmy: THIS SUNDAY. THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
50% SAID "MY KIDS. 49% SAID "MY PETS. YOUR MOM'S FRIEND KATHY SAID
"PRONOUNCING TARGET LIKE TARJAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DID YOU --" >> Steve: TARJAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- SHE'S --
YEAH, SHE FINDS THAT VERY FUNNY. >> Steve: YEAH, VERY FUNNY LIKE
THAT, KATHY. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DID YOU BECOME CLOSEST
WITH OVER THE LAST YEAR? 5% SAID "MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER. 5% SAID "MY FRIENDS.
5% SAID "MY FAMILY." 85% SAID "ALEXA. THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT POLL SAID, "PAPA. 30% SAID "DON'T PREACH."
30% SAID "CAN YOU HEAR ME? 20% SAID, "WAS A ROLLING STONE.
20% SAID - * PA PA PA PA PA PA * * PA PA PA PA PA PA
OOM M-MOW MO PA PA OOM MOW M-MOW * * PA PA OOM M-MOW MOW
PA PA OOM MOW M-MO PA PA OOM MOW M-MO PA PA OOM MOW *
* PA PA OOM MOW MOW PA PA OOM MOW MOW * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LAST POLL ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY
30% SAID, "GETTING AN AIRBNB WITH FRIENDS." 30% SAID "DAY TRIP TO THE BEACH
WITH MY FAM. 40% SAID, "TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF FIREWORKS, BUT
GETTING A HUNDRED PHOTOS OF BLACK SKY. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. GUYS, IT IS TIME TO COUNT DOWN
THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW SO, HERE WE GO
AT NUMBER THREE, WE HAVE "LEVITATING" BY DUA LIPA FEATURING DABABY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "GOOD FOR YOU" BY OLIVIA RODRIGO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER ONE, IT'S "BUTTER" BY BTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT
THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS OUR FIRST UP IS AT NUMBER 95
>> Steve: 95 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- IT'S A SONG CALLED "REALISTIC
PEACHES" SUNG BY A DAD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALISTIC PEACHES.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS IT'S A A VERSION OF JUSTIN BIEBER'S HIT SONG "PEACHES," BUT IT'S BY
A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO DOESN'T LIVE QUITE THE SAME LIFESTYLE AS BIEBER.
>> Steve: OH OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN
AND HEAR WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE CAN WE * I GET MY PEACHE
DOWN AT WHOLE FOOD THEY'RE QUITE RIPE * * I KILL MY WEEDS
WITH A WHACKER THEY'RE HALF PRICE * * I TAKE MY WIF
UP TO NEW HAMPSHIR B AND B * * WE STAYED IN AN
WATCHED THE OFFICE SEASON THREE * >> Jimmy: NEXT COMING IN AT
NUMBER 96, WE'VE GOT "ALL THE SMALL THINGS, THE COMPLETE LIST," BY BLINK 182.
>> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS --
>> Steve: SO THEY -- THEIR BIGGEST SONG, THEY REDID IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN EARLY VERSION
OF THEIR HIT SONG, "ALL THE SMALL THINGS," BUT I THINK THEY GOT PREOCCUPIED.
>> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: WITH THE WHOLE SMALL THINGS ASPECT OF IT.
IT'S 40 MINUTES LONG WE'LL PLAY JUST A SNIPPET. HERE'S "ALL THE SMALL THINGS,
THE COMPLETE LIST. * * ALL THE
SMALL THINGS PEBBLE AND PENNIES *
* MARBLES THUMBTACKS SMART CARS
FEZ HATS * >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD FEZ HATS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SMALL HAT. NEXT UP AT NUMBER 97
WE'VE GOT "TEN TIMES A LADY," BY THE COMMODORES. >> Steve: "TEN TIME A LADY."
>> Jimmy: I GUESS, YEAH. >> Steve: NOT THREE TIMES. >> Jimmy: "THREE TIMES WAS A
A BIG HIT. >> Steve: BIG HIT, BIG HIT >> Jimmy: THEY WANTED --
THE PRODUCER -- APPARENTLY THE STORY IS, IT GOES BACK A A LONG -- BUT THE PRODUCERS
WERE VERY UPSET. THEY WANTED A BIGGER HIT >> Steve: THEY WANTED A BIGGER
HIT -- >> Jimmy: THEY WANTED TO DOUBLE THEIR MONEY.
AND THEY SAID -- YEAH, LIONEL, WHAT CAN YOU GIVE US
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DOUBLE IT? LIONEL SAID, "I CAN DO MORE,"
APPARENTLY >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: BUT HERE IT IS -
>> Steve: "TEN TIMES A LADY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- YEAH, "TEN TIMES A LADY.
* ONCE TWICE THRICE FOUR TIMES [ LAUGHTER ]
FIFTH SIXTH SEVENT ALMOST THERE * * YOU'RE EIGHTH
YOU'RE NINTH TEN TIMES LADY *
>> I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED ON TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CUT THAT OUT IN POST >> Steve: FANTASTIC!
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I LIKE HOW HE SWITCHED FROM ORDINAL TO
CARDINAL NUMBERS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 98,
THERE'S "GOOD FOR YOU" BY STITCH FROM "LILO AND STITCH." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A VERSION OF
OLIVIA RODRIGO'S, "GOOD FOR YOU," WHICH IS ON THE TOP OF THE CHARTS
>> Steve: THAT'S TOP OF THE CHARTS >> Jimmy: WHERE --
DON'T YOU FIND IT IRONIC, THAT THIS SONG IS AT THE BOTTOM >> Steve: SAME SONG, DIFFERENT
ARTIST >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: DIFFERENT PRODUCER
>> Jimmy: THIS IS SUNG BY STITCH >> Steve: FROM "LILO AND
STITCH." >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * WELL GOOD FOR YOU
YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD THAT'S VERY GOOD
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S AT 99 >> Steve: 99 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S BASICALLY
THE BOTTOM >> Steve: ALMOST THE BOTTOM, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST, SURE OF COURSE.
THE LIST IS 500. >> Steve: OH, SO THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR BOTTOM.
>> Jimmy: THE NEXT IS 99, IT'S CALLED, "THREE MINUTES OF WILL SMITH BUILDING UP TO START
RAPPING, BUT NEVER ACTUALLY STARTING TO RAP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS I LOVED IT
>> Steve: IT'S FANTASTIC >> Jimmy: WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT, I LOVED IT.
>> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE >> Jimmy: IT WAS AT ONE POINT.
NOW IT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS WELL LET'S CHECK OUT THE SONG.
* A MINUTE HOLD UP NOW.
IN A MINUTE. HOLD UP. NOT YET.
HA, HA, HA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WAIT, THAT'S A GREAT
SONG HE DOESN'T EVER GET TO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO
DOWNLOAD THE SONG TO HEAR IT, MAN. FINALLY, COMING AT THE VERY
BOTTOM OF THE CHART, THERE'S THE CHAINSMOKERS' HIT SONG, "CLOSER SUNG BY ACTUAL CHAIN
SMOKERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, REALLY
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS.
* * SO BABY PUL ME CLOSE
IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER * * THAT I KNOW YOU
CAN'T AFFORD THAT TATTO ON YOUR SHOULDER *
* PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE CORNER OF THAT MATTRESS
THAT YOU STOLE * * FROM YOUR ROOMMAT BACK IN BOULDE
WE AIN'T EVE GETTING OLDER * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE, EVERYBODY
THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE
STARRING IN THE ACCLAIMED TELEVISION SERIES, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD," WHICH IS
AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME. HERE IS ETHAN HAWKE, EVERYBODY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S MY MAN. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON OUR SHOW
IT MEANS A LOT TO US >> WELL, I WISH I COULD BE THERE IN NEW YORK IN REAL LIFE,
YOU KNOW I MEAN, WE'RE THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC THING, OR IT'S AT
LEAST IN THE SIDE-VIEW MIRROR. SO I WISH I COULD BE THERE AND SAY HI TO TARIQ AND SAY HI TO
EVERYBODY ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. WE WILL BE BACK.
NEXT TIME, WE'LL DO IT IN PERSON WE HAVE TO
>> YES >> Jimmy: I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU. LAST TIME, ACTUALLY, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO OUR SHOW WHEN
WE WERE DOING IT FROM HOME AND WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING
WE WERE JUST DOING SOMETHING JUST TO -- YEAH, EVERYONE JUST -- WE JUST FIGURED WE'D
JUST PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE AND SEE IF ANYONE NEEDS SOMETHING TO LOOK AT, SO THANK
YOU FOR DOING THAT AND MY GIRLS JUMPED IN AND JUST CRASHED THE INTERVIEW AND
THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FUNNY AND JUST WANTED TO JUST, LIKE, INTERVIEW -- LIKE, INTERRUPT
THE INTERVIEW. THEY JUST JUMPED IN AND YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH.
BUT, THANK YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH KIDS.
YOU WERE COOL WITH THEM. YOU WERE MAKING THEM LAUGH >> WELL, THEY WERE GREAT AND
THOSE WERE DARK DAYS I MEAN, I WAS THINKING BACK ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW AND WHAT
A LONG, STRANGE YEAR IT'S BEEN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE WERE JUST, KIND OF, YOU
KNOW, WE WERE JUGGLING IN THIN AIR THERE, TRYING TO CREATE SOME KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT WHEN
THERE WAS NONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT, YEAH.
RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU IN -- WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN BUDAPEST
>> OKAY, WELL, THIS AMAZING BACKGROUND I HAVE, THE THING ABOUT THE LIFE OF AN ACTOR IS
YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR LIFE IN BEIGE HOTEL ROOMS AND BEIGE APARTMENTS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING >> IT IS VERY CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
HERE IN BUDAPEST, HUNGARY. AND I'M HERE I'VE SIGNED ABOUT 10,000 NDAs.
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT I AM HERE DOING. I WILL SAY THAT IT IS NOT FOR
THE GOVERNMENT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLICIT I'M MAKING QUALITY
ENTERTAINMENT -- >> Jimmy: YUP. >> -- FOR A STUDIO KNOWN AS
MARVEL >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU IN ANY TROUBLE.
BUT I APPRECIATE YOU BEEN JUST STAYING UP LATE AND DOING THE SHOW FOR US.
AND I KNOW YOU WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO TARIQ, BECAUSE YOU GUYS WORKED TOGETHER
I GOTTA SAY, IT WAS "WAITING FOR GODOT," AND TARIQ TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THANK YOU FOR DOING IT IT'S AVAILABLE, STILL ONLINE
IF YOU GO THENEWGROUP.ORG. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT? AND WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE
>> WHAT WAS THE IDEA >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, THE THOUGHT WAS THIS,
RIGHT AROUND THE TIME THAT YOUR KIDS RUINED MY INTERVIEW AND HUMILIATED ME IN PUBLIC IN
FRONT OF A NATION -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- NONE OF US HAD ANYTHING TO
DO AND SO WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNOW, I HAVE FOUR KIDS AND SO I THOUGHT ONE NIGHT, I KNOW
WHAT WE'LL DO. WE'LL READ "WAITING FOR GODOT. NOW THE KIDS WERE NOT AS INTO
THIS AS I WAS, BUT IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUN WE LIT A FIRE AND WE READ THIS
PLAY AND I WAS KIND OF KNOCKED OUT. YOU KNOW, THERE IS SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE. EVEN RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, HERE I AM ON ZOOM STILL AND THERE IS
SOMETHING SO ALIENATING ABOUT IT THAT THE PLAY SEEMED ALIVE. ALL MY LIFE, IT SEEMED LIKE
SOME EXISTENTIAL INTELLECTUAL EXERCISE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT
IT WAS SO FUNNY. AND WE WERE ALL -- YOU KNOW, I MEAN YOU'VE HEARD A LOT SAID
ABOUT THIS BUT MUSICIANS AND ACTORS, THE THEATER, HAVE TAKEN A REAL KICK
IN THE TEETH LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE IN THE LAST YEAR AND SO THIS IS TARIQ,
WALLY SHAWN, JOHN LEGUIZAMO AND I DECIDED TO GO TO WAR FOR THE THEATER.
AND WE DID THIS PRODUCTION OF "WAITING FOR GODOT" OVER ZOOM. AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT, WATCH
IT AND AT LEAST IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE SAME BORING PRODUCTION THAT YOU SAW IN HIGH
SCHOOL IT WILL BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> OR MAYBE IT WON'T, BUT AT LEAST WE TRIED >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF.
BECAUSE, AGAIN, WE WERE ALL IN LOCKDOWN AND IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT --" I THOUGHT TARIQ WAS SAYING THAT HE WAS GONNA GO REHEARSE THIS.
AND HE WAS REHEARSING, BUT IT WAS ALL FOR AN ONLINE. I WAS LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU
PULLING THIS OFF?" HE LIKE, "YOU HAD TO LIGHT IT YOURSELF AND, KIND OF --" IT
WAS AMAZING. >> WELL, YEAH. LISTEN, I MEAN, I HAD TO BUILD
THE SET IN MY SON'S BEDROOM WITH MY WIFE WHILE WE HAD COVID.
ALL RIGHT -- >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. >> IT WAS A DARK DAY
>> Jimmy: WOW! >> BUT WE DID IT TARIQ WAS THERE EVERY STEP OF
THE WAY. THIS GUY WAS MONEY EVERY DAY >> Tariq: NAH, LISTEN -- LISTEN
MAN, LIKE, THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS PUSHED THROUGH AND, YOU KNOW, REALLY CAME THROUGH AND
STUCK WITH THE PROJECT EVEN, LIKE, WITH COVID AND HAVING TO, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
MULTITASK IN THE WAY THAT YOU DID, IT WAS -- IT REALLY SET THE PRECEDENT FOR ME FOR
PROFESSIONALISM. AND NOW, I LOOK AT THE ROOTS I'M LIKE, "THESE GUYS --
NO, I WAS JUST JOKING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
NO, NO >> Jimmy: THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU.
YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. THAT'S A PRO >> Tariq: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- SPEAKING OF BEING A A PRO, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD,"
MAN, YOU WERE, AGAIN, ETHAN, I LOVE YOU BUT UNRECOGNIZABLE. IT IS BASED ON THE BOOK.
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOOK >> WELL, I WAS DOING A SCENE
WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON IN "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" AND THE CAMERA OPERATOR SAID TO ME,
"YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD PLAY JOHN BROWN." AND I REMEMBER THINKING, "WHAT
MAKES YOU SAY THAT?" AND HE SAID, "I'M READING THIS BOOK CALLED
'THE GOOD LORD BIRD.'" AND MY -- YOU KNOW, YOUR BRAIN GETS OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT TITLE WAS. AND HE SAID, "NO, IT IS WHEN
YOU SEE A BIRD AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT YOU JUST SAY, 'GOOD LORD!'
AND SO THEN THE TITLE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I WAS IN AN AIRPORT AND I PICKED IT UP AND I JUST
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AND MY WIFE SAID TO ME, YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING
ABOUT? AND I SAID, "THIS BOOK." AND SHE SAID, "ISN'T IT ABOUT
JOHN BROWN?" AND I SAID, "YEAH. AND THAT'S, KIND OF, THE
MIRACLE THAT McBRIDE PULLED OFF. HE MANAGES TO TALK ABOUT SOME
OF THE SINS OF THIS NATION AND THE FOUNDATION OF THIS NATION. AND HARRIET TUBMAN AND
FREDERICK DOUGLASS AND JOHN BROWN IN A WAY THAT KNOCKS YOU SIDEWAYS
IT'S -- THE STORY IS TOLD WITH SO MUCH LOVE AND SO MUCH HUMOR AND SO MUCH SILLINESS THAT
THE -- IN THE NOVEL, ANYWAY, IT REALLY OPENS YOUR HEART. AND SO OUR GOAL WAS TO DO THE
SAME THING WITH MOVIES >> Jimmy: YOU CHANGE YOUR LOOK, YOU CHANGED YOUR VOICE
PRETTY -- I WANT TO SHOW A A PICTURE OF YOU HERE. THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
THERE. AND LOOK AT THIS YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
YET AGAIN, BUD CONGRATS ON ALL THE GREAT REVIEWS.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ETHAN HAWKE IN "THE GOOD LORD BIRD.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> MY NAME IS CAPTAIN
JOHN BROWN AND I AM HERE IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT REDEEMER, THE KING OF
KINGS, THE MAN OF THE HOLY TRINITY. AND I HERE BY ORDER YOU TO GET,
GET IN HIS HOLY NAME, GET FOR HE IS ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE, AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF
CHANGE THAT'S A SUMMONS FOR YOU TO DIE.
[ GUNSHOTS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW!
WOW! IMAGINE HAVING TO DO TWO TAKES OF THAT!
I MEAN, COME ON. UNBELIEVABLE YOU ARE THE MAN.
ETHAN HAWKE, RIGHT THERE EVERYBODY. "THE GOOD LORD BIRD" IS
AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME. ETHAN HAWKE AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE, WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
ETHAN HAWKE. COME ON NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ETHAN, YOU'VE ACTED IN AND DIRECTED SO MANY GREAT MOVIES.
BUT I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH FAN THAT YOU CAN SUMMARIZE A MOVIE IN JUST FIVE
SECONDS. IT IS TIME FOR FIVE-SECOND SUMMARIES.
HERE WE GO
* ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
SECOND SUMMARIES * >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT BUD, NOW HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVEN THE NAME OF A MOVIE. AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE TITLE ON
YOUR CARD OR ON YOUR SCREEN, YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO DESCRIBE THE PLOT THE BEST YOU
CAN AND TRY TO MAKE ME GUESS WHAT IT IS ALRIGHT, WE'RE PARTNERS HERE
>> OKAY. BUT I CAN'T SAY THE LEAD ACTOR AND I CAN'T SAY THE NAME OF THE
MOVIE OR I HAVE TO - IT'S LIKE CHARADES OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN'T USE WORDS IN THE
TITLE, CAN'T USE CATCHPHRASES. ANY NAMES. YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING THE PLOT
OF THE MOVIE IN FIVE SECONDS >> OKAY, VERY GOOD >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, GOOD.
ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS. ETHAN, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST,
YOU'RE UP FIRST. LET'S PUT FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE MOVIE ON YOUR FIRST CARD. AND WHEN YOU'RE READY, START
>> OKAY. HERE WE GO PETER WEIR DIRECTED, A YOUNG
BABY IS BORN, AND HE'S ON TV HIS WHOLE LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, "THE TRUMAN
SHOW." [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* "TRUMAN SHOW?" THAT'S WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT,
BUDDY. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
SEE, I KNEW IT >> ALRIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD. THE PRESSURE IS ON ME NOW.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO WE'RE PARTNERS WE GOT THIS BUDDY.
HERE WE GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THE PRESSURE'S ON ME
RIGHT HERE HERE WE GO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.
AND -- OKAY GO KID DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL HE GOES TO A CUBS GAME
>> "FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ DING ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE ETHAN HAWKE
OH MY GOSH THIS IS GREAT. ALRIGHT, WE CAN ONLY GO DOWN
HILL FROM HERE [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO FOR THIS ROUND, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT A LITTLE TOUGHER
WE'RE ONLY GOING TO HAVE THREE SECONDS TO DO IT LET'S PUT THREE SECONDS ON THE
CLOCK. YOU'RE UP FIRST. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> OKAY. * HEY MR. TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA *
I STARRED WITH HER IN "REALITY BITES. >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE
"BEETLEJUICE!" [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK GOODNESS * YEAH, THAT WAS MORE THAN THREE
SECONDS. THAT WAS THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST SCENE, WITH THE
SHRIMP YEAH, YEAH, I LOVE IT. WINONA IS --
ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. CAN I HAVE THREE SECONDS ON THE
CLOCK. GIVE ME AN EASY ONE. AND OOH!
[ LAUGHTER ] MAN LOOKING FOR A SOLDIER. MR. ROGERS
FORREST GUMP [ LAUGHTER ] >> "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.
>> Jimmy: YES! [ DING ] OH MY GOSH
HOW DID YOU GET THAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH MY GOSH DUDE, I -- I CAN'T SAY TOM HANKS, CAN'T
SAY MATT DAMON I'M LIKE - WHEW
LET'S PUT ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK HERE THIS IS REAL -
>> ONE SECOND. >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT, YOU BASICALLY GOT TO MAKE A NOISE
OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND THEN THAT'LL SUMMARIZE THE
FILM YOU'RE UP FIRST. >> OKAY, READY
>> Jimmy: YES. >> BOWLING WHITE RUSSIAN >> Jimmy: "BIG LEBOWSKI!
[ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALRIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST -- THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT GAME. THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT GAME
RIGHT NOW. OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
OKAY, THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE I'M SWEATING OH MY GOSH
WHEW ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK. READY, AND -
[ GROANING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> ADRIAN?
NO [ GROANING ] >> OH!
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: HEY. >> ADRIAN.
"ROCKY!" >> Jimmy: YES! [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S ETHAN HAWKE
"THE GOOD LORD BIRD" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON SHOWTIME! STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ILANA GLAZER COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM "BROAD CITY. SHE CO-WROTE AND STARS IN THE
NEW MOVIE, "FALSE POSITIVE," WHICH PREMIERES JUNE 25th ON HULU
PLEASE WELCOME ILANA GLAZER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU KIND OF SIT -- YEAH. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SIT PREGNANT
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, WE -
>> IT'S SORT OF THAT, LIKE, KARDASHIAN, LIKE, END OF SEAT THING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ALL WAYS SIT AND HAVE GOOD POSTURE, YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY HI, BABY
>> HI. HI, JIMMY. HI
>> Jimmy: BABY -- YOU JUST GOT A STANDING OVATION ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," NOT BAD,
HUH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE'RE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
DO YOU LIKE IT >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- THIS IS SO EXCITING
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY. HOW IS IT GOING? HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> I - OKAY, SO I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD BUT I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY
ABOUT IT, I GUESS. BUT JUST 'CAUSE I'M JUST LIKE -- PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M
SO SICK. I WAS SICK FOR A BUNCH OF MONTHS AND THEN AFTER THAT, I
WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THERE'S -- I MEAN, IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY.
WE'RE ALL HAPPY YOU'RE NOT SICK >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
NOW THAT I'M NOT PUKING, I'M LIKE, "THIS IS REALLY COOL." AT THE TIME, I WAS LIKE, "I'M
TORN." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO WILD BECAUSE THE MOVIE THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT IT'S JUST
UNBELIEVABLE TIMING. THIS IS -- YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THE MOVIE'S ABOUT GETTING
PREGNANT AND - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S BIZARRE
>> WE FILMED THIS, LIKE, TWO YEARS AGO AND I WAS VERY MUCH NOT PREGNANT THEN, AT ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT PREGNANT AND SO, IT ALSO, IT WAS LIKE WE
WERE GOING TO DO FESTIVALS AND THEN COVID PUSHED IT BACK AND THEN THIS FESTIVAL WAS STILL
PUSHED BACK. WE WERE GOING TO BRING IT OUT IN APRIL
AND, LIKE, NOW I'M JUST SO PREGNANT AS I AM IN THE MOVIE
IT'S JUST LIKE - >> Jimmy: IT'S SO MEANT TO BE. >> IT'S ACTUALLY CREEPY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO IF YOUR BABY IS ANYTHING LIKE
YOU, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT >> I WAS, I MEAN, I REALLY LOVED TO PERFORM AS A KID.
I WAS LIKE - YOU KNOW, ME AND MY BROTHER WOULD MAKE ALL OF THESE COMEDY
VIDEOS, BUT -- >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY YOU MEAN THIS GIRL LIKED TO
PERFORM? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS 1990s LONG ISLAND
DANCE COMPETITION REALNESS, OKAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. >> WE'RE TALKING SUFFOLK COUNTY
>> Jimmy: YES. >> WE'RE TALKING PAYING TO GET INTO THE COMPETITION
WHAT -- WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THAT THAT IS -- THAT IS REAL.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE. OH, MY GOSH. >> HILARIOUS
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS NOT HILARIOUS.
THIS IS ACTUALLY A THRILLER. >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY DISTURBING
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S -- IT'S REALLY SCARY "FALSE POSITIVE" IS
A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER ABOUT HOW THE PATRIARCHY IS EXPRESSED THROUGH MEDICINE
PARTICULARLY PREGNANCY MEDICINE AND IT'S LITERALLY SCARY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT I MEAN, I KNOW ALL COMEDIANS
ARE DARK BUT I MEAN -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
AND IT'S WELL DONE I MEAN, EVERYONE IN THIS IS GREAT.
JUSTIN THEROUX IS GREAT. PIERCE BROSNAN >> IS HE SCARY OR IS HE SCARY?
>> Jimmy: AND THE FUNNY -- HE'S JAMES BOND >> AND HE'S LIKE -
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST LOOKING DUDE, THE NICEST DUDE. >> I KNOW.
HE'S LIKE SUCH A LOVELY HUMAN AND SO, SO HANDSOME. THAT IT WAS LIKE, "IS THIS
GOING TO WORK? IT WAS ACTUALLY SCARIER HOW HANDSOME HE IS
IT WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE CREEPY, DUDE." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
LIKE - >> Jimmy: HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, YEAH.
DID YOU HAVE TO LIKE -- IN BETWEEN TAKES, GO LIKE, "OKAY. I'M ACTING
I'M NOT REALLY THIS CREEPY." >> WE LIKE -- IT WAS SO BUILT
UP YOU KNOW, IN COMEDY YOU GET THAT RELEASE WHERE IT'S LIKE IN
THE SCENE, YOU'RE WHATEVER, FARTING, MAKING OUT WITH DRATCH -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE LAUGHING DURING IT. OR, LIKE, RIGHT AFTER.
BUT AFTERWARDS, WE'D BE LIKE - LIKE, ME AND PIERCE GETTING THE, LIKE, GIGGLES OF -- YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN OF CREEPINESS. IT WAS SCARY
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE ALREADY KIND OF SET UP THE FILM, BASICALLY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I JUST WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE'S ILANA GLAZER IN "FALSE POSITIVE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
LUCY PRE-PARTUM DEPRESSION HITS
ABOUT ONE OUT OF FIVE WOMEN. >> YOU'VE SEEN A DOCTOR HINDLE >> YOU SHOULD BE ENJOYING THIS
PROCESS. >> WE NOW KNOW THAT XANAX IS SAFE AT .25 MILLIGRAMS STARTING
THE THIRD TRIMESTER. >> THIS WON'T AFFECT WENDY >> WENDY
NO NO, NO TRY AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
LUCY HMMM DO THAT FOR ME
>> SMILE, LUCY IT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU HAPPIER. IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ILANA GLAZER "FALSE POSITIVE" PREMIERES
JUNE 25th ON HULU. WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME INTO THE STUDIO, BY THE WAY.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT
>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO HAPPY FOR YOU
ILANA GLAZER ONCE AGAIN. COME ON BACK WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM
JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TWO STEP DOWN TO TEXAS," FROM THEIR NEW
ALBUM, "THE MARFA TAPES," HERE'S JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND
JON RANDALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HEY Y'ALL * IF YOU EVER GET TIM TO TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXA
FIND YOURSELF DOWN * * 'ROUND AUSTIN WAY I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIME
WITH MY COWBOY HAT AND WINE * * IF YOU TWO-STEP DOW
TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' OUT WITH M TAKE YOU DOWN *
* TO THE BROKEN SPOKE AND WE'LL DANC THE NIGHT AWAY
'ROUND AND 'ROUND * * WE'LL GO FOR BROK 'TIL THE LONE STAR
LIGHT OF DAY ALL RIGHT * * HONEY IF WE GET THE BLUES
WE'LL LOOK FOR STEVIE RA IF WE FALL ASLEE AT THE WHEEL *
* WELL BABY THAT'S OKAY AND IF YOU EVER GET TIME TO TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXA
FIND YOURSELF DOWN * * 'ROUND AUSTIN WAY I'LL BE WAITIN' EVER
TIME WITH MY COWBO HAT AND WINE * * IF YOU TWO-STEP DOW
TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' OUT WITH M MOSEY DOWN TO THE *
* CONTINENTAL O THE CAROUSEL CATCH LAST CAL
FOR ALCOHOL * * LAST CALL AT THE OLD LONE STAR MOTEL
'ROUND AUSTIN WAY * * I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIM WITH MY COWBOY HAT
AND WINE IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN * * TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN
OUT WITH M ALL RIGHT * *
* WELL IF YOU EVER GET TIM
TO TWO-STE DOWN TO TEXAS * * FIND YOURSELF DOW
'ROUND AUSTIN WA I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIME * * WITH MY COWBOY HA
AND WINE IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' *
* OUT WITH ME IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN'
OUT WITH ME * >> THE LADY WANNA BISCUIT. TAKE US HOME J.R
* BYE Y'ALL * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT, SALMA HAYEK AND DR. ANTHONY FAUCI WILL BE HERE
PLUS, WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM JESSIE WARE. MY THANKS TO ETHAN HAWKE,
ILANA GLAZER, JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT, JON RANDALL AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *