1 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,877 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:17,350 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:21,721 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, ETHAN HAWKE, ILANA GLAZER 4 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:26,426 MUSICAL GUESTS, JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL, 5 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:30,897 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1479 6 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:39,706 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:49,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:56,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 9 00:00:56,156 --> 00:01:02,395 OH, NEW YORK CITY, I LOVE YOU. HEY. OH, MY GOODNESS, WELCOME 10 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,532 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOKING GOOD 11 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,068 SOUNDING GOOD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY RELAX, ENJOY 12 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:14,541 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 13 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:17,777 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS 14 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:21,281 STILL ON HIS EUROPEAN TOUR AND THIS WEEKEND, HE AND THE FIRST LADY MET WITH QUEEN 15 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:26,653 ELIZABETH AT WINDSOR CASTLE. HERE THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,321 YEA. THIS IS WHAT THE JAMES BOND POSTER IS GONNA LOOK LIKE BY 17 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:32,359 THE TIME THEY RELEASE THAT MOVIE. YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 18 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:36,629 WAITING TO BUY WANDS AT HARRY POTTER WORLD [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,565 YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE FELT A A LITTLE AWKWARD, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT A PHOTO. 20 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:46,973 THAT'S A VIDEO [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER HIS MEETING WITH THE 21 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,175 QUEEN, BIDEN TALKED TO REPORTERS ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS LIKE 22 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:49,776 LIKE WATCH THIS 23 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,545 >> I DON'T THINK SHE'D BE 24 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,347 INSULTED, BUT YOU'VE MET MY MOTH -- SHE REMINDED ME OF MY MOTHER, IN TERMS OF THE LOOK OF 25 00:01:54,347 --> 00:02:01,955 HER AND, YOU KNOW, JUST THE GENEROSITY [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,923 >> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT -- THAT WILL BE BIDEN'S LAST MEETING WITH THE QUEEN. 27 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,559 DON'T YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, NO 28 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:10,597 ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR MOTHER. SOMETHING TELLS ME BIDEN WOULD 29 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:16,069 NOT DO WELL ON TINDER, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOTHER. 30 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,672 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST LEAVE, RIGHT HERE." >> Steve: "FROM THE LOOK OF 31 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,573 YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH "WELL, JUST FROM THE LOOK OF 32 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,276 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THE OVERALL SCENT. 33 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,446 >> Steve: YEAH "YOUR ODOR." >> Jimmy: "YEAH, JUST -- I'LL 34 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,848 GET THE CHECK. YOU GO HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:33,319 YEAH, WELL, THIS IS QUEEN ELIZABETH'S 13th MEETING WITH A SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT 36 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:37,157 THAT IS AMAZING. AND EVEN MORE AMAZING, IS THAT SHE'S KEPT A DIARY OF ALL THOSE 37 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,292 MEETINGS >> Steve: REALLY HERE SOME EXCERPTS 38 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:39,325 >> Steve: REALLY HERE SOME EXCERPTS 39 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,831 >> PRESIDENT EISENHOWER IS ONE OF THE TOWERING FIGURES OF THE 40 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:49,636 20th CENTURY WHAT A DELIGHT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER 41 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:54,207 I SO ENJOYED MY EVENING WITH PRESIDENT FORD HE IS AN HONORABLE MAN AND A 42 00:02:54,207 --> 00:03:00,046 A FINE DANCER. HOLY [ BLEEP ] WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] WAS THAT 43 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:09,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO AN AUDIO 44 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,524 BOOK >> Steve: WOW! AN AUDIO BOOK, I DIDN'T KNOW 45 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,460 THAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO AN AUDIO BOOK 46 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,595 YEAH, I KNOW >> Steve: AND YOU SAW HER WRITING IT 47 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,064 THAT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH, AMAZING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,400 WELL, AFTER MEETING WITH THE QUEEN AND ALL THE LEADERS AT THE G7 CONFERENCE IN THE U.K., 49 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:27,073 BIDEN TRAVELED TO BRUSSELS TO JOIN EVEN MORE HEADS OF STATE FOR THE NATO SUMMIT. 50 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,209 EVERYONE WANTED SOMETHING FROM BIDEN. GERMANY ASKING TO STAND UP TO 51 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,378 RUSSIA U.K. TOLD HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON CHINA. 52 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,680 AND FRANCE WANTS HIM TO RENEW "EMILY IN PARIS" FOR A THIRD SEASON 53 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,348 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT 54 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,084 YEP, BIDEN ATTENDED THE NATO SUMMIT IN BRUSSELS, AND IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING TO SEE HIM 55 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:41,688 INTERACT WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS. HERE, LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO 56 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:42,922 HERE, LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 57 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,391 >> IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE IN 58 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,160 BRUSSELS I KNOW YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR YOUR CHOCOLATE, BUT I ALSO LOVE YOUR 59 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,929 BRUSSELS SPROUTS [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I WAS A KID, OUR PARENTS 60 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,765 USED TO TELL US, GERMAN EASTER BUNNIES COME AND LEAVE YOU SPROUTS, IF YOU'RE A GOOD KID 61 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:57,337 ALL YEAR AND WE'D GET ALL EXCITED WAKE UP AT 4:00, 4:30 IN THE MORNING 62 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,140 AND SEE IF GERMAN EASTER BUNNY CAME SOMETIMES HE DID 63 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,209 THERE'D BE A BASKET FULL OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS WE WOULD TAKE THEM AND DIP THEM 64 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:09,215 IT IN OUR ICE CREAM. IT'S CALLED GROWING UP, JACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,618 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Steve: GROWING UP, JACK 66 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,586 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID, BUT THIS - >> Steve: WOW! 67 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,955 >> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T ALL HE SAID >> Steve: REALLY 68 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,123 HE SAID MORE YEAH, LATER HE SAID THIS 69 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,260 WOULDN'T GET THIS MANY PEOPLE TOGETHER, UNLESS WE WERE PLAYING A GAME CALLED, "HOOP 70 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,662 THE MILK MAN." IT WAS LIKE RING TOSS, BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING 'EM ON A 71 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:26,800 A PEG, YOU THROW THE RINGS OVER THE MILK MAN'S HEAD WHILE HE WAS MAKING HIS DAILY ROUNDS. 72 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,403 YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOT TO WHACK HIM IN THE JAW, OR ELSE HE CAN'T WHISTLE NO MORE 73 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,406 THEN, NOBODY IN TOWN KNOWS WHEN THE MILK'S THERE YOU LEAVE IT OUT TOO LONG, AND 74 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:41,247 IT ATTRACTS MILK BUGS, AND THOSE SUCKERS CAN BITE [ APPLAUSE ] 75 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,950 >> Jimmy: JUST INTERESTING THE WAY HE -- BUT, FINALLY, HE LEFT THEM WITH THIS 76 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,484 THEM WITH THIS WE HAVE ONE MORE 77 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,820 >> I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE 78 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,989 I USED TO KNOW THIS FRENCH GUY, BACK IN DOVER, NAMED SNAKE EYES O'SHANASSY. 79 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:53,159 GUY HAD THE HOTTEST MOUTH THIS SIDE OF THE HUDSON RIVER [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,561 WOULD POP A WHOLE EGG IN HIS MOUTH. SEVEN MINUTES LATER, THAT 81 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:58,531 SUCKER WAS HARD BOILED TASTED HORRIBLE, BUT WE NEVER TOLD SNAKE EYE 82 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:01,234 FRENCH ARE SENSITIVE LIKE THAT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, JUST 83 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:06,172 VERY INTERESTING SOME MORE NEWS AHEAD OF HIS MEETING WITH 84 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,108 BIDEN, VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS INTERVIEWED BY NBC NEWS, AND HE WAS ASKED TO RECALL A STORY THE 85 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:14,781 PRESIDENT LIKES TO TELL ABOUT THE TIME THEY MET. WATCH THIS 86 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:14,814 THE TIME THEY MET. WATCH THIS 87 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,752 >> PRESIDENT BIDEN SAYS ONE TIME WHEN YOU MET, YOU WERE 88 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,553 INCHES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, AND HE SAID TO YOU, I'M LOOKING IN YOUR EYES, AND I CAN'T SEE 89 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:30,897 A SOUL >> BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS PARTICULAR PART OF OUR 90 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:35,802 CONVERSATION, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. HE PROBABLY HAS A GOOD MEMORY. 91 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:40,940 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN WEIRDER, BIDEN ALSO TOLD PUTIN, "YOU REMIND ME 92 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:49,349 OF MY MOTHER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CAN'T STOP SAYING IT 93 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,117 WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS, NEW AIRPORT SCREENING TECHNOLOGY WAS JUST APPROVED 94 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:56,823 THAT WILL ALLOW TRAVELERS TO LEAVE THEIR SHOES ON WHILE GOING THROUGH TSA CHECK POINTS 95 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:03,763 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW THE ONLY PERSON TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES WILL BE THE GROSS 96 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:06,900 GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU ON THE PLANE. [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,035 BUT, JUST TO KEEP THINGS DIFFICULT, THEY'RE GONNA ALSO MAKE -- THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU 98 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:16,042 REMOVE YOUR SOCKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOLD IT. 99 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,679 >> Jimmy: ONLY MR. BEAN WILL BE THE PERSON ALLOWED TO BOARD THE FLIGHT 100 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,548 I SAW THAT WHEATIES IS COMMEMORATING ITS 100 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH A LI -- A 101 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:27,053 A SERIES OF LIMITED EDITION CEREAL BOXES I LOVE WHEATIES. 102 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,955 YEAH WELL, THIS IS COOL, SOME OF THE BOXES ARE EVEN PAYING TRIBUTE 103 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:33,326 TO THE EVERYDAY ATHLETE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT SOME OF 104 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,095 THESE. THERE'S THE "CO-WORKER WHO WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW 105 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:42,635 MANY STEPS THEY TOOK SO FAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "I ONLY DID 13,433 TODAY 106 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:46,673 [ LAUGHTER ] YESTERDAY --" I GO, "OKAY, WE'RE GOOD." 107 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:51,478 THERE'S ALSO A "MIDDLE AGE MAN IN LYCRA." >> Steve: OH 108 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,881 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN'T RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT IT >> Jimmy: I SEEN THIS -- 109 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,851 THEY CALL THEM MAMILS. [ LAUGHTER ] MIDDLE AGED MEN IN LYCRA 110 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,020 >> Steve: REALLY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MAMILS 111 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,355 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY GET ALL DRESSED UP LIKE THEY'RE IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE 112 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:08,862 THEY GO TO STARBUCKS -- THEY GO TO STARBUCKS TO MEET THEIR BUDDIES. 113 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,364 >> Steve: YEAH WITH THE CLANKY SHOES. >> Jimmy: YEAH 114 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,099 UP NEXT, WE HAVE "GUY WHOSE GIANT VAT OF PROTEIN POWDER HAS MOVED WITH HIM TO FOUR 115 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:17,504 DIFFERENT APARTMENTS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POWDER CAN'T GO BAD, RIGHT 116 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,874 AND OF COURSE, THERE IS "QUESTLOVE THROWING A BASEBALL." 117 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:29,949 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,886 >> Jimmy: SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, PRADA JUST LAUNCHED "PRADA OUTDOOR," WHICH INCLUDES 119 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:40,660 A $995 VOLLEYBALL AND A $650 FRISBEE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 120 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,531 [ LAUGHTER ] FIRST TIME ANYONE'S EVER STARTED A MEETING LIKE, "SO, 121 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:52,906 YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FRISBEES ARE JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO CARRY [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:07:52,906 --> 00:08:00,447 THEY'RE LIKE IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?" [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:03,583 FINALLY, EVERYBODY, NBC IS CURRENTLY FILMING A NEW GAME SHOW CALLED "ULTIMATE SLIP 'N 124 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,586 SLIDE," THAT WILL PREMIERE RIGHT AFTER THE CLOSING CEREMONY FOR THE SUMMER 125 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:12,125 OLYMPICS LET'S SEE HOW THAT'S GOING 126 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:16,529 DOWN ON THE NEW NBC SHOW, CALLED "THE ULTIMATE SLIP 'N SLIDE. 127 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:21,868 THE SHOW HAD TO BE SHUT DOWN AFTER AN OUTBREAK OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 128 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,271 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOAH 129 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:28,041 >> Jimmy: I'LL JUST SAY IT, FORGET THE OLYMPICS, PUT THAT ON TV FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT 130 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:35,048 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WOULD WATCH EVERY -- I'D WATCH IT EVERY - 131 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:40,353 YEP, NBC ISN'T HAPPY THE WORD GOT OUT, BUT THEY CAN'T BE SURPRISED THAT IT LEAKED 132 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,322 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 133 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,490 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ON NOW. 134 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,392 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:56,970 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:08:56,970 --> 00:09:00,473 >> Jimmy: THANKS VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. HELLO, IT IS MONDAY. 137 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:04,210 WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING UP ALL WEEK LONG. 138 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,180 MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WE''RE GONNA HAVE A VERY 139 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:11,017 SPECIAL MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM COLDPLAY >> Steve: WOAH 140 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:17,857 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE, OUTSIDE. HERE, OUTSIDE, GIANT, BIG 141 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,626 PERFORMANCE. COLDPLAY YOU DON'T MESS AROUND. 142 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:23,329 COLDPLAY DOES NOT MESS AROUND. SPEAKING OF NOT MESSING AROUND, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 143 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,398 TONIGHT. FROM THE SHOWTIME SERIES, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD," ETHAN HAWKE IS 144 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,034 HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,903 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT, ETHAN HAWKE. PLUS, JOINING US IN STUDIO, SHE 146 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:35,141 CO-WROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW HULU MOVIE, "FALSE POSITIVE," ILANA GLAZER IS HERE 147 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:43,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUNNY, TALENTED. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 148 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:49,122 JACK INGRAM. MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL, EVERYBODY 149 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:54,361 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT TIME FOR OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW 150 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,528 POLLS. HERE WE GO 151 00:09:56,563 --> 00:10:01,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHOW POLLS * >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS FIRST POLL 152 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:08,208 ASKS, "WHO DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A BETTER CONNECTION WITH?" 20% SAID "MY CO-WORKERS. 153 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,545 20% SAID "MY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL." 60% SAID "MY WIRELESS PRINTER. 154 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:16,282 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I GET IT THESE ARE ALL POLLS. 155 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,452 THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY YOUR DAD ON FATHER'S DAY 156 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,690 10% SAID "SOMETHING FOR THE LAWN." 10% SAID "A GIFT CARD. 157 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:28,628 80% SAID "OH, CRAP." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S THIS SUNDAY 158 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,698 >> Steve: SUNDAY >> Jimmy: THIS WEEK. >> Steve: THIS SUNDAY. 159 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:36,503 >> Jimmy: THIS SUNDAY. THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? 160 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,005 50% SAID "MY KIDS. 49% SAID "MY PETS. YOUR MOM'S FRIEND KATHY SAID 161 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:44,044 "PRONOUNCING TARGET LIKE TARJAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 162 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:50,250 NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DID YOU --" >> Steve: TARJAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- SHE'S -- 163 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,285 YEAH, SHE FINDS THAT VERY FUNNY. >> Steve: YEAH, VERY FUNNY LIKE 164 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,754 THAT, KATHY. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DID YOU BECOME CLOSEST 165 00:10:54,754 --> 00:11:00,226 WITH OVER THE LAST YEAR? 5% SAID "MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER. 5% SAID "MY FRIENDS. 166 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,496 5% SAID "MY FAMILY." 85% SAID "ALEXA. THERE YOU GO 167 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:11,371 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT POLL SAID, "PAPA. 30% SAID "DON'T PREACH." 168 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:16,376 30% SAID "CAN YOU HEAR ME? 20% SAID, "WAS A ROLLING STONE. 169 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,313 20% SAID - * PA PA PA PA PA PA * * PA PA PA PA PA PA 170 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,083 OOM M-MOW MO PA PA OOM MOW M-MOW * * PA PA OOM M-MOW MOW 171 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,553 PA PA OOM MOW M-MO PA PA OOM MOW M-MO PA PA OOM MOW * 172 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:31,091 * PA PA OOM MOW MOW PA PA OOM MOW MOW * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 173 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:36,830 >> Jimmy: LAST POLL ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY 174 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,466 30% SAID, "GETTING AN AIRBNB WITH FRIENDS." 30% SAID "DAY TRIP TO THE BEACH 175 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:43,403 WITH MY FAM. 40% SAID, "TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF FIREWORKS, BUT 176 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,107 GETTING A HUNDRED PHOTOS OF BLACK SKY. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 177 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,909 "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 178 00:11:49,909 --> 00:12:12,399 "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * 179 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,901 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. GUYS, IT IS TIME TO COUNT DOWN 180 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:19,372 THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW SO, HERE WE GO 181 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,542 AT NUMBER THREE, WE HAVE "LEVITATING" BY DUA LIPA FEATURING DABABY 182 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:28,348 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "GOOD FOR YOU" BY OLIVIA RODRIGO 183 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:33,486 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER ONE, IT'S "BUTTER" BY BTS. 184 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:39,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT 185 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:44,864 THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS OUR FIRST UP IS AT NUMBER 95 186 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,833 >> Steve: 95 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- IT'S A SONG CALLED "REALISTIC 187 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,903 PEACHES" SUNG BY A DAD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALISTIC PEACHES. 188 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,738 >> Jimmy: I GUESS IT'S A A VERSION OF JUSTIN BIEBER'S HIT SONG "PEACHES," BUT IT'S BY 189 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:57,610 A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO DOESN'T LIVE QUITE THE SAME LIFESTYLE AS BIEBER. 190 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,448 >> Steve: OH OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN 191 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,184 AND HEAR WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE CAN WE * I GET MY PEACHE 192 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,486 DOWN AT WHOLE FOOD THEY'RE QUITE RIPE * * I KILL MY WEEDS 193 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,655 WITH A WHACKER THEY'RE HALF PRICE * * I TAKE MY WIF 194 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:12,058 UP TO NEW HAMPSHIR B AND B * * WE STAYED IN AN 195 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:16,329 WATCHED THE OFFICE SEASON THREE * >> Jimmy: NEXT COMING IN AT 196 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:22,669 NUMBER 96, WE'VE GOT "ALL THE SMALL THINGS, THE COMPLETE LIST," BY BLINK 182. 197 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,438 >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS -- 198 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,441 >> Steve: SO THEY -- THEIR BIGGEST SONG, THEY REDID IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN EARLY VERSION 199 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,411 OF THEIR HIT SONG, "ALL THE SMALL THINGS," BUT I THINK THEY GOT PREOCCUPIED. 200 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,581 >> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: WITH THE WHOLE SMALL THINGS ASPECT OF IT. 201 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,084 IT'S 40 MINUTES LONG WE'LL PLAY JUST A SNIPPET. HERE'S "ALL THE SMALL THINGS, 202 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:43,757 THE COMPLETE LIST. * * ALL THE 203 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:48,661 SMALL THINGS PEBBLE AND PENNIES * 204 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,700 * MARBLES THUMBTACKS SMART CARS 205 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:58,171 FEZ HATS * >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD FEZ HATS 206 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:03,543 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SMALL HAT. NEXT UP AT NUMBER 97 207 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,813 WE'VE GOT "TEN TIMES A LADY," BY THE COMMODORES. >> Steve: "TEN TIME A LADY." 208 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,115 >> Jimmy: I GUESS, YEAH. >> Steve: NOT THREE TIMES. >> Jimmy: "THREE TIMES WAS A 209 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,618 A BIG HIT. >> Steve: BIG HIT, BIG HIT >> Jimmy: THEY WANTED -- 210 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,553 THE PRODUCER -- APPARENTLY THE STORY IS, IT GOES BACK A A LONG -- BUT THE PRODUCERS 211 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,923 WERE VERY UPSET. THEY WANTED A BIGGER HIT >> Steve: THEY WANTED A BIGGER 212 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,558 HIT -- >> Jimmy: THEY WANTED TO DOUBLE THEIR MONEY. 213 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,228 AND THEY SAID -- YEAH, LIONEL, WHAT CAN YOU GIVE US 214 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,531 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DOUBLE IT? LIONEL SAID, "I CAN DO MORE," 215 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,399 APPARENTLY >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: BUT HERE IT IS - 216 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:31,771 >> Steve: "TEN TIMES A LADY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- YEAH, "TEN TIMES A LADY. 217 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:40,080 * ONCE TWICE THRICE FOUR TIMES [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:50,690 FIFTH SIXTH SEVENT ALMOST THERE * * YOU'RE EIGHTH 219 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:57,464 YOU'RE NINTH TEN TIMES LADY * 220 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,165 >> I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED ON TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:03,536 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CUT THAT OUT IN POST >> Steve: FANTASTIC! 222 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,305 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I LIKE HOW HE SWITCHED FROM ORDINAL TO 223 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,808 CARDINAL NUMBERS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 98, 224 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:14,848 THERE'S "GOOD FOR YOU" BY STITCH FROM "LILO AND STITCH." [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:17,384 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A VERSION OF 226 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,285 OLIVIA RODRIGO'S, "GOOD FOR YOU," WHICH IS ON THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 227 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,721 >> Steve: THAT'S TOP OF THE CHARTS >> Jimmy: WHERE -- 228 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,556 DON'T YOU FIND IT IRONIC, THAT THIS SONG IS AT THE BOTTOM >> Steve: SAME SONG, DIFFERENT 229 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,059 ARTIST >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: DIFFERENT PRODUCER 230 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,161 >> Jimmy: THIS IS SUNG BY STITCH >> Steve: FROM "LILO AND 231 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:32,565 STITCH." >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. * WELL GOOD FOR YOU 232 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:39,072 YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK * 233 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,942 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD THAT'S VERY GOOD 234 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,577 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH 235 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,980 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S AT 99 >> Steve: 99 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S BASICALLY 236 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,948 THE BOTTOM >> Steve: ALMOST THE BOTTOM, RIGHT. 237 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,750 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST, SURE OF COURSE. 238 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,986 THE LIST IS 500. >> Steve: OH, SO THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR BOTTOM. 239 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,954 >> Jimmy: THE NEXT IS 99, IT'S CALLED, "THREE MINUTES OF WILL SMITH BUILDING UP TO START 240 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,459 RAPPING, BUT NEVER ACTUALLY STARTING TO RAP. [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,094 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS I LOVED IT 242 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,063 >> Steve: IT'S FANTASTIC >> Jimmy: WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT, I LOVED IT. 243 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,465 >> Steve: I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE >> Jimmy: IT WAS AT ONE POINT. 244 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,935 NOW IT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS WELL LET'S CHECK OUT THE SONG. 245 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:28,955 * A MINUTE HOLD UP NOW. 246 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,857 IN A MINUTE. HOLD UP. NOT YET. 247 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:34,627 HA, HA, HA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WAIT, THAT'S A GREAT 248 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,798 SONG HE DOESN'T EVER GET TO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO 249 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,668 DOWNLOAD THE SONG TO HEAR IT, MAN. FINALLY, COMING AT THE VERY 250 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,403 BOTTOM OF THE CHART, THERE'S THE CHAINSMOKERS' HIT SONG, "CLOSER SUNG BY ACTUAL CHAIN 251 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:52,445 SMOKERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, REALLY 252 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,215 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. 253 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,117 * * SO BABY PUL ME CLOSE 254 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:01,021 IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER * * THAT I KNOW YOU 255 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:05,025 CAN'T AFFORD THAT TATTO ON YOUR SHOULDER * 256 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,428 * PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE CORNER OF THAT MATTRESS 257 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,798 THAT YOU STOLE * * FROM YOUR ROOMMAT BACK IN BOULDE 258 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,735 WE AIN'T EVE GETTING OLDER * * 259 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,705 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS 260 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,541 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE, EVERYBODY 261 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,045 THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 262 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:43,763 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE 263 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,901 STARRING IN THE ACCLAIMED TELEVISION SERIES, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD," WHICH IS 264 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:54,240 AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME. HERE IS ETHAN HAWKE, EVERYBODY * 265 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 266 00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,013 THAT'S MY MAN. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. 267 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,782 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON OUR SHOW 268 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:07,020 IT MEANS A LOT TO US >> WELL, I WISH I COULD BE THERE IN NEW YORK IN REAL LIFE, 269 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:11,091 YOU KNOW I MEAN, WE'RE THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC THING, OR IT'S AT 270 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,027 LEAST IN THE SIDE-VIEW MIRROR. SO I WISH I COULD BE THERE AND SAY HI TO TARIQ AND SAY HI TO 271 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:18,031 EVERYBODY ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. WE WILL BE BACK. 272 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,133 NEXT TIME, WE'LL DO IT IN PERSON WE HAVE TO 273 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,469 >> YES >> Jimmy: I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO 274 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,838 YOU. LAST TIME, ACTUALLY, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO OUR SHOW WHEN 275 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:28,041 WE WERE DOING IT FROM HOME AND WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING 276 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,410 WE WERE JUST DOING SOMETHING JUST TO -- YEAH, EVERYONE JUST -- WE JUST FIGURED WE'D 277 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,313 JUST PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE AND SEE IF ANYONE NEEDS SOMETHING TO LOOK AT, SO THANK 278 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,817 YOU FOR DOING THAT AND MY GIRLS JUMPED IN AND JUST CRASHED THE INTERVIEW AND 279 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:42,122 THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FUNNY AND JUST WANTED TO JUST, LIKE, INTERVIEW -- LIKE, INTERRUPT 280 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,492 THE INTERVIEW. THEY JUST JUMPED IN AND YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH. 281 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,429 BUT, THANK YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH KIDS. 282 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,831 YOU WERE COOL WITH THEM. YOU WERE MAKING THEM LAUGH >> WELL, THEY WERE GREAT AND 283 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:56,703 THOSE WERE DARK DAYS I MEAN, I WAS THINKING BACK ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW AND WHAT 284 00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:00,073 A LONG, STRANGE YEAR IT'S BEEN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE WERE JUST, KIND OF, YOU 285 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:03,209 KNOW, WE WERE JUGGLING IN THIN AIR THERE, TRYING TO CREATE SOME KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT WHEN 286 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,813 THERE WAS NONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT, YEAH. 287 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,216 RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU IN -- WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN BUDAPEST 288 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:15,121 >> OKAY, WELL, THIS AMAZING BACKGROUND I HAVE, THE THING ABOUT THE LIFE OF AN ACTOR IS 289 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,926 YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR LIFE IN BEIGE HOTEL ROOMS AND BEIGE APARTMENTS 290 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,329 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING >> IT IS VERY CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT 291 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:30,570 HERE IN BUDAPEST, HUNGARY. AND I'M HERE I'VE SIGNED ABOUT 10,000 NDAs. 292 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,506 I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT I AM HERE DOING. I WILL SAY THAT IT IS NOT FOR 293 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,110 THE GOVERNMENT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLICIT I'M MAKING QUALITY 294 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,512 ENTERTAINMENT -- >> Jimmy: YUP. >> -- FOR A STUDIO KNOWN AS 295 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,815 MARVEL >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 296 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:46,286 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. 297 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,456 DON'T SAY ANYTHING I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU IN ANY TROUBLE. 298 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,826 BUT I APPRECIATE YOU BEEN JUST STAYING UP LATE AND DOING THE SHOW FOR US. 299 00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:58,398 AND I KNOW YOU WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO TARIQ, BECAUSE YOU GUYS WORKED TOGETHER 300 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:02,602 I GOTTA SAY, IT WAS "WAITING FOR GODOT," AND TARIQ TOLD ME ABOUT THIS 301 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:07,273 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THANK YOU FOR DOING IT IT'S AVAILABLE, STILL ONLINE 302 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:13,513 IF YOU GO THENEWGROUP.ORG. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT? AND WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE 303 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,449 >> WHAT WAS THE IDEA >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, THE THOUGHT WAS THIS, 304 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,519 RIGHT AROUND THE TIME THAT YOUR KIDS RUINED MY INTERVIEW AND HUMILIATED ME IN PUBLIC IN 305 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:26,192 FRONT OF A NATION -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- NONE OF US HAD ANYTHING TO 306 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,362 DO AND SO WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNOW, I HAVE FOUR KIDS AND SO I THOUGHT ONE NIGHT, I KNOW 307 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:34,501 WHAT WE'LL DO. WE'LL READ "WAITING FOR GODOT. NOW THE KIDS WERE NOT AS INTO 308 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,905 THIS AS I WAS, BUT IT WAS INCREDIBLY FUN WE LIT A FIRE AND WE READ THIS 309 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,376 PLAY AND I WAS KIND OF KNOCKED OUT. YOU KNOW, THERE IS SOMETHING 310 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,080 ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE. EVEN RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, HERE I AM ON ZOOM STILL AND THERE IS 311 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,785 SOMETHING SO ALIENATING ABOUT IT THAT THE PLAY SEEMED ALIVE. ALL MY LIFE, IT SEEMED LIKE 312 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:55,288 SOME EXISTENTIAL INTELLECTUAL EXERCISE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I THOUGHT 313 00:20:55,288 --> 00:21:00,527 IT WAS SO FUNNY. AND WE WERE ALL -- YOU KNOW, I MEAN YOU'VE HEARD A LOT SAID 314 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:04,264 ABOUT THIS BUT MUSICIANS AND ACTORS, THE THEATER, HAVE TAKEN A REAL KICK 315 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:08,068 IN THE TEETH LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE IN THE LAST YEAR AND SO THIS IS TARIQ, 316 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:14,307 WALLY SHAWN, JOHN LEGUIZAMO AND I DECIDED TO GO TO WAR FOR THE THEATER. 317 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:17,210 AND WE DID THIS PRODUCTION OF "WAITING FOR GODOT" OVER ZOOM. AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT, WATCH 318 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,547 IT AND AT LEAST IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE SAME BORING PRODUCTION THAT YOU SAW IN HIGH 319 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:23,416 SCHOOL IT WILL BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 320 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,685 >> OR MAYBE IT WON'T, BUT AT LEAST WE TRIED >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S 321 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:29,756 UNBELIEVABLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF. 322 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,959 BECAUSE, AGAIN, WE WERE ALL IN LOCKDOWN AND IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I DON'T 323 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,529 KNOW WHAT --" I THOUGHT TARIQ WAS SAYING THAT HE WAS GONNA GO REHEARSE THIS. 324 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,100 AND HE WAS REHEARSING, BUT IT WAS ALL FOR AN ONLINE. I WAS LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU 325 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:44,838 PULLING THIS OFF?" HE LIKE, "YOU HAD TO LIGHT IT YOURSELF AND, KIND OF --" IT 326 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,907 WAS AMAZING. >> WELL, YEAH. LISTEN, I MEAN, I HAD TO BUILD 327 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:53,146 THE SET IN MY SON'S BEDROOM WITH MY WIFE WHILE WE HAD COVID. 328 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,883 ALL RIGHT -- >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. >> IT WAS A DARK DAY 329 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,487 >> Jimmy: WOW! >> BUT WE DID IT TARIQ WAS THERE EVERY STEP OF 330 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,424 THE WAY. THIS GUY WAS MONEY EVERY DAY >> Tariq: NAH, LISTEN -- LISTEN 331 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:09,796 MAN, LIKE, THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS PUSHED THROUGH AND, YOU KNOW, REALLY CAME THROUGH AND 332 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:13,800 STUCK WITH THE PROJECT EVEN, LIKE, WITH COVID AND HAVING TO, YOU KNOW, LIKE, 333 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,137 MULTITASK IN THE WAY THAT YOU DID, IT WAS -- IT REALLY SET THE PRECEDENT FOR ME FOR 334 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:21,408 PROFESSIONALISM. AND NOW, I LOOK AT THE ROOTS I'M LIKE, "THESE GUYS -- 335 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,911 NO, I WAS JUST JOKING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 336 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,880 NO, NO >> Jimmy: THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU. 337 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,848 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. THAT'S A PRO >> Tariq: RIGHT. 338 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,685 >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- SPEAKING OF BEING A A PRO, "THE GOOD LORD BIRD," 339 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:38,692 MAN, YOU WERE, AGAIN, ETHAN, I LOVE YOU BUT UNRECOGNIZABLE. IT IS BASED ON THE BOOK. 340 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:44,531 HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOOK >> WELL, I WAS DOING A SCENE 341 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,467 WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON IN "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" AND THE CAMERA OPERATOR SAID TO ME, 342 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,705 "YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD PLAY JOHN BROWN." AND I REMEMBER THINKING, "WHAT 343 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,774 MAKES YOU SAY THAT?" AND HE SAID, "I'M READING THIS BOOK CALLED 344 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,945 'THE GOOD LORD BIRD.'" AND MY -- YOU KNOW, YOUR BRAIN GETS OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING 345 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:02,549 I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT TITLE WAS. AND HE SAID, "NO, IT IS WHEN 346 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:06,486 YOU SEE A BIRD AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT YOU JUST SAY, 'GOOD LORD!' 347 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:11,091 AND SO THEN THE TITLE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I WAS IN AN AIRPORT AND I PICKED IT UP AND I JUST 348 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:14,828 LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AND MY WIFE SAID TO ME, YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING 349 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,630 ABOUT? AND I SAID, "THIS BOOK." AND SHE SAID, "ISN'T IT ABOUT 350 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,167 JOHN BROWN?" AND I SAID, "YEAH. AND THAT'S, KIND OF, THE 351 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,270 MIRACLE THAT McBRIDE PULLED OFF. HE MANAGES TO TALK ABOUT SOME 352 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:28,942 OF THE SINS OF THIS NATION AND THE FOUNDATION OF THIS NATION. AND HARRIET TUBMAN AND 353 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:35,615 FREDERICK DOUGLASS AND JOHN BROWN IN A WAY THAT KNOCKS YOU SIDEWAYS 354 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:42,255 IT'S -- THE STORY IS TOLD WITH SO MUCH LOVE AND SO MUCH HUMOR AND SO MUCH SILLINESS THAT 355 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:46,593 THE -- IN THE NOVEL, ANYWAY, IT REALLY OPENS YOUR HEART. AND SO OUR GOAL WAS TO DO THE 356 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:51,698 SAME THING WITH MOVIES >> Jimmy: YOU CHANGE YOUR LOOK, YOU CHANGED YOUR VOICE 357 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:55,201 PRETTY -- I WANT TO SHOW A A PICTURE OF YOU HERE. THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE 358 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,371 THERE. AND LOOK AT THIS YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK 359 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,874 YET AGAIN, BUD CONGRATS ON ALL THE GREAT REVIEWS. 360 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,743 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ETHAN HAWKE IN "THE GOOD LORD BIRD. 361 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,211 "THE GOOD LORD BIRD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 362 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,147 >> MY NAME IS CAPTAIN 363 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:15,555 JOHN BROWN AND I AM HERE IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT REDEEMER, THE KING OF 364 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:22,662 KINGS, THE MAN OF THE HOLY TRINITY. AND I HERE BY ORDER YOU TO GET, 365 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:33,139 GET IN HIS HOLY NAME, GET FOR HE IS ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE, AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF 366 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:45,618 CHANGE THAT'S A SUMMONS FOR YOU TO DIE. 367 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:55,095 [ GUNSHOTS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! 368 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:58,431 WOW! IMAGINE HAVING TO DO TWO TAKES OF THAT! 369 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:01,167 I MEAN, COME ON. UNBELIEVABLE YOU ARE THE MAN. 370 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,570 ETHAN HAWKE, RIGHT THERE EVERYBODY. "THE GOOD LORD BIRD" IS 371 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:07,941 AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME. ETHAN HAWKE AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK 372 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:27,927 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 373 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,496 >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE, WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 374 00:25:29,496 --> 00:25:32,632 ETHAN HAWKE. COME ON NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:37,871 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ETHAN, YOU'VE ACTED IN AND DIRECTED SO MANY GREAT MOVIES. 376 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,806 BUT I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH FAN THAT YOU CAN SUMMARIZE A MOVIE IN JUST FIVE 377 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:45,645 SECONDS. IT IS TIME FOR FIVE-SECOND SUMMARIES. 378 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:46,846 SUMMARIES. HERE WE GO 379 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,249 * ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE 380 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:54,220 SECOND SUMMARIES * >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT BUD, NOW HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 381 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,089 WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVEN THE NAME OF A MOVIE. AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE TITLE ON 382 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,824 YOUR CARD OR ON YOUR SCREEN, YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO DESCRIBE THE PLOT THE BEST YOU 383 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:05,765 CAN AND TRY TO MAKE ME GUESS WHAT IT IS ALRIGHT, WE'RE PARTNERS HERE 384 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:09,235 >> OKAY. BUT I CAN'T SAY THE LEAD ACTOR AND I CAN'T SAY THE NAME OF THE 385 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,771 MOVIE OR I HAVE TO - IT'S LIKE CHARADES OR SOMETHING. 386 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,274 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN'T USE WORDS IN THE 387 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:16,776 TITLE, CAN'T USE CATCHPHRASES. ANY NAMES. YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING THE PLOT 388 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:20,547 OF THE MOVIE IN FIVE SECONDS >> OKAY, VERY GOOD >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, GOOD. 389 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:22,515 ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS. ETHAN, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, 390 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:26,753 YOU'RE UP FIRST. LET'S PUT FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 391 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:32,959 TAKE A LOOK AT THE MOVIE ON YOUR FIRST CARD. AND WHEN YOU'RE READY, START 392 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,062 >> OKAY. HERE WE GO PETER WEIR DIRECTED, A YOUNG 393 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,934 BABY IS BORN, AND HE'S ON TV HIS WHOLE LIFE >> Jimmy: OH, "THE TRUMAN 394 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,802 SHOW." [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:45,538 * "TRUMAN SHOW?" THAT'S WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT, 396 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:48,508 BUDDY. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 397 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:51,444 SEE, I KNEW IT >> ALRIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD. THE PRESSURE IS ON ME NOW. 398 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,413 >> Jimmy: NO, NO WE'RE PARTNERS WE GOT THIS BUDDY. 399 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:55,415 HERE WE GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THE PRESSURE'S ON ME 400 00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:57,250 RIGHT HERE HERE WE GO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. 401 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:04,557 AND -- OKAY GO KID DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL HE GOES TO A CUBS GAME 402 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:06,860 >> "FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ DING ] 403 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:12,432 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 404 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:16,136 COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE ETHAN HAWKE 405 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,938 OH MY GOSH THIS IS GREAT. ALRIGHT, WE CAN ONLY GO DOWN 406 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,042 HILL FROM HERE [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 407 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,644 HERE WE GO FOR THIS ROUND, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT A LITTLE TOUGHER 408 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,047 WE'RE ONLY GOING TO HAVE THREE SECONDS TO DO IT LET'S PUT THREE SECONDS ON THE 409 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:32,852 CLOCK. YOU'RE UP FIRST. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 410 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:40,260 >> OKAY. * HEY MR. TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA * 411 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:44,664 I STARRED WITH HER IN "REALITY BITES. >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 412 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:47,634 "BEETLEJUICE!" [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:49,803 THANK GOODNESS * YEAH, THAT WAS MORE THAN THREE 414 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:52,972 SECONDS. THAT WAS THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST SCENE, WITH THE 415 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:57,744 SHRIMP YEAH, YEAH, I LOVE IT. WINONA IS -- 416 00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:00,180 ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. CAN I HAVE THREE SECONDS ON THE 417 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:06,319 CLOCK. GIVE ME AN EASY ONE. AND OOH! 418 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:11,124 [ LAUGHTER ] MAN LOOKING FOR A SOLDIER. MR. ROGERS 419 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:18,331 FORREST GUMP [ LAUGHTER ] >> "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. 420 00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:20,533 >> Jimmy: YES! [ DING ] OH MY GOSH 421 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,036 HOW DID YOU GET THAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 422 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:27,107 OH MY GOSH DUDE, I -- I CAN'T SAY TOM HANKS, CAN'T 423 00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:33,246 SAY MATT DAMON I'M LIKE - WHEW 424 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:36,916 LET'S PUT ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK HERE THIS IS REAL - 425 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:40,453 >> ONE SECOND. >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT, YOU BASICALLY GOT TO MAKE A NOISE 426 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,222 OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND THEN THAT'LL SUMMARIZE THE 427 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:45,658 FILM YOU'RE UP FIRST. >> OKAY, READY 428 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:51,331 >> Jimmy: YES. >> BOWLING WHITE RUSSIAN >> Jimmy: "BIG LEBOWSKI! 429 00:28:51,331 --> 00:28:56,369 [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 430 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,405 ALRIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST -- THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT GAME. THIS IS ALMOST A PERFECT GAME 431 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:03,877 RIGHT NOW. OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 432 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:07,747 OKAY, THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE I'M SWEATING OH MY GOSH 433 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:16,823 WHEW ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK. READY, AND - 434 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:24,030 [ GROANING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> ADRIAN? 435 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:34,507 NO [ GROANING ] >> OH! 436 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:39,679 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: HEY. >> ADRIAN. 437 00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:42,282 "ROCKY!" >> Jimmy: YES! [ DING ] 438 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:46,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S ETHAN HAWKE 439 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,389 "THE GOOD LORD BIRD" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON SHOWTIME! STICK AROUND 440 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:52,826 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ILANA GLAZER COME ON BACK 441 00:29:52,826 --> 00:30:15,281 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 442 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:20,086 EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM "BROAD CITY. SHE CO-WROTE AND STARS IN THE 443 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:25,892 NEW MOVIE, "FALSE POSITIVE," WHICH PREMIERES JUNE 25th ON HULU 444 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,193 HULU PLEASE WELCOME ILANA GLAZER! 445 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:29,529 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 446 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:46,646 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 447 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:49,516 >> Jimmy: YEAH 448 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:54,087 YOU KIND OF SIT -- YEAH. >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SIT PREGNANT 449 00:30:54,087 --> 00:30:56,956 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, WE - 450 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,693 >> IT'S SORT OF THAT, LIKE, KARDASHIAN, LIKE, END OF SEAT THING. 451 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,729 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ALL WAYS SIT AND HAVE GOOD POSTURE, YEAH. 452 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,831 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY HI, BABY 453 00:31:04,831 --> 00:31:07,233 >> HI. HI, JIMMY. HI 454 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,436 >> Jimmy: BABY -- YOU JUST GOT A STANDING OVATION ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," NOT BAD, 455 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:12,605 HUH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE'RE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 456 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:15,408 DO YOU LIKE IT >> Jimmy: I'M SO -- THIS IS SO EXCITING 457 00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,811 THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY. HOW IS IT GOING? HOW DO YOU FEEL? 458 00:31:17,811 --> 00:31:22,182 >> I - OKAY, SO I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD BUT I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY 459 00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:26,119 ABOUT IT, I GUESS. BUT JUST 'CAUSE I'M JUST LIKE -- PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M 460 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,254 SO SICK. I WAS SICK FOR A BUNCH OF MONTHS AND THEN AFTER THAT, I 461 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:33,626 WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER." >> Jimmy: YEAH 462 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:36,763 >> THERE'S -- I MEAN, IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY. 463 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,566 WE'RE ALL HAPPY YOU'RE NOT SICK >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 464 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,169 NOW THAT I'M NOT PUKING, I'M LIKE, "THIS IS REALLY COOL." AT THE TIME, I WAS LIKE, "I'M 465 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,105 TORN." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 466 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:50,110 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO WILD BECAUSE THE MOVIE THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT IT'S JUST 467 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:53,446 UNBELIEVABLE TIMING. THIS IS -- YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THE MOVIE'S ABOUT GETTING 468 00:31:53,446 --> 00:31:57,283 PREGNANT AND - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S BIZARRE 469 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:02,756 >> WE FILMED THIS, LIKE, TWO YEARS AGO AND I WAS VERY MUCH NOT PREGNANT THEN, AT ALL. 470 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:08,328 [ LAUGHTER ] NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT PREGNANT AND SO, IT ALSO, IT WAS LIKE WE 471 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:11,064 WERE GOING TO DO FESTIVALS AND THEN COVID PUSHED IT BACK AND THEN THIS FESTIVAL WAS STILL 472 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:14,701 PUSHED BACK. WE WERE GOING TO BRING IT OUT IN APRIL 473 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:19,806 AND, LIKE, NOW I'M JUST SO PREGNANT AS I AM IN THE MOVIE 474 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:22,842 IT'S JUST LIKE - >> Jimmy: IT'S SO MEANT TO BE. >> IT'S ACTUALLY CREEPY. 475 00:32:22,842 --> 00:32:28,882 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO IF YOUR BABY IS ANYTHING LIKE 476 00:32:28,882 --> 00:32:36,523 YOU, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT >> I WAS, I MEAN, I REALLY LOVED TO PERFORM AS A KID. 477 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:39,793 I WAS LIKE - YOU KNOW, ME AND MY BROTHER WOULD MAKE ALL OF THESE COMEDY 478 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,228 VIDEOS, BUT -- >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY YOU MEAN THIS GIRL LIKED TO 479 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:48,568 PERFORM? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS 1990s LONG ISLAND 480 00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:53,273 DANCE COMPETITION REALNESS, OKAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 481 00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:56,009 TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. >> WE'RE TALKING SUFFOLK COUNTY 482 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:58,978 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WE'RE TALKING PAYING TO GET INTO THE COMPETITION 483 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:04,084 WHAT -- WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THAT THAT IS -- THAT IS REAL. 484 00:33:04,084 --> 00:33:06,720 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE. OH, MY GOSH. >> HILARIOUS 485 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,757 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS NOT HILARIOUS. 486 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:13,927 THIS IS ACTUALLY A THRILLER. >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY DISTURBING 487 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:20,600 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S -- IT'S REALLY SCARY "FALSE POSITIVE" IS 488 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:26,272 A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER ABOUT HOW THE PATRIARCHY IS EXPRESSED THROUGH MEDICINE 489 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:32,278 PARTICULARLY PREGNANCY MEDICINE AND IT'S LITERALLY SCARY 490 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:35,115 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT I MEAN, I KNOW ALL COMEDIANS 491 00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:38,184 ARE DARK BUT I MEAN -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT IDEA 492 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:41,788 AND IT'S WELL DONE I MEAN, EVERYONE IN THIS IS GREAT. 493 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:47,694 JUSTIN THEROUX IS GREAT. PIERCE BROSNAN >> IS HE SCARY OR IS HE SCARY? 494 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,864 >> Jimmy: AND THE FUNNY -- HE'S JAMES BOND >> AND HE'S LIKE - 495 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,333 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST LOOKING DUDE, THE NICEST DUDE. >> I KNOW. 496 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:58,438 HE'S LIKE SUCH A LOVELY HUMAN AND SO, SO HANDSOME. THAT IT WAS LIKE, "IS THIS 497 00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:01,708 GOING TO WORK? IT WAS ACTUALLY SCARIER HOW HANDSOME HE IS 498 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,444 IT WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE CREEPY, DUDE." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 499 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,513 LIKE - >> Jimmy: HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, YEAH. 500 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:08,682 DID YOU HAVE TO LIKE -- IN BETWEEN TAKES, GO LIKE, "OKAY. I'M ACTING 501 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:11,484 I'M ACTING I'M NOT REALLY THIS CREEPY." >> WE LIKE -- IT WAS SO BUILT 502 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:18,525 UP YOU KNOW, IN COMEDY YOU GET THAT RELEASE WHERE IT'S LIKE IN 503 00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:22,896 THE SCENE, YOU'RE WHATEVER, FARTING, MAKING OUT WITH DRATCH -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 504 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:27,067 AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE LAUGHING DURING IT. OR, LIKE, RIGHT AFTER. 505 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:33,073 BUT AFTERWARDS, WE'D BE LIKE - LIKE, ME AND PIERCE GETTING THE, LIKE, GIGGLES OF -- YOU 506 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:37,344 KNOW WHAT I MEAN OF CREEPINESS. IT WAS SCARY 507 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,746 >> Jimmy: WELL, WE ALREADY KIND OF SET UP THE FILM, BASICALLY, RIGHT? 508 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,715 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I JUST WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 509 00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:43,917 HERE'S ILANA GLAZER IN "FALSE POSITIVE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 510 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:43,950 "FALSE POSITIVE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 511 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:48,922 LUCY PRE-PARTUM DEPRESSION HITS 512 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:56,563 ABOUT ONE OUT OF FIVE WOMEN. >> YOU'VE SEEN A DOCTOR HINDLE >> YOU SHOULD BE ENJOYING THIS 513 00:34:56,563 --> 00:35:03,336 PROCESS. >> WE NOW KNOW THAT XANAX IS SAFE AT .25 MILLIGRAMS STARTING 514 00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:11,778 THE THIRD TRIMESTER. >> THIS WON'T AFFECT WENDY >> WENDY 515 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:16,049 NO NO, NO TRY AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, 516 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:23,356 LUCY HMMM DO THAT FOR ME 517 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:30,397 >> SMILE, LUCY IT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU HAPPIER. IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN 518 00:35:30,397 --> 00:35:34,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ILANA GLAZER "FALSE POSITIVE" PREMIERES 519 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:39,105 JUNE 25th ON HULU. WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME INTO THE STUDIO, BY THE WAY. 520 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:41,608 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT 521 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:44,210 >> THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY 522 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,679 THAT YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO HAPPY FOR YOU 523 00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:48,081 ILANA GLAZER ONCE AGAIN. COME ON BACK WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM 524 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:52,118 JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND JON RANDALL. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 525 00:35:52,118 --> 00:36:14,274 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TWO STEP DOWN TO TEXAS," FROM THEIR NEW 526 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:16,509 ALBUM, "THE MARFA TAPES," HERE'S JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT AND 527 00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:21,181 JON RANDALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:33,126 >> HEY Y'ALL * IF YOU EVER GET TIM TO TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXA 529 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:38,932 FIND YOURSELF DOWN * * 'ROUND AUSTIN WAY I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIME 530 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:42,635 WITH MY COWBOY HAT AND WINE * * IF YOU TWO-STEP DOW 531 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:47,674 TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' OUT WITH M TAKE YOU DOWN * 532 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:50,844 * TO THE BROKEN SPOKE AND WE'LL DANC THE NIGHT AWAY 533 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:53,446 'ROUND AND 'ROUND * * WE'LL GO FOR BROK 'TIL THE LONE STAR 534 00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:56,416 LIGHT OF DAY ALL RIGHT * * HONEY IF WE GET THE BLUES 535 00:36:56,416 --> 00:37:00,787 WE'LL LOOK FOR STEVIE RA IF WE FALL ASLEE AT THE WHEEL * 536 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:07,027 * WELL BABY THAT'S OKAY AND IF YOU EVER GET TIME TO TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXA 537 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:11,698 FIND YOURSELF DOWN * * 'ROUND AUSTIN WAY I'LL BE WAITIN' EVER 538 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:16,036 TIME WITH MY COWBO HAT AND WINE * * IF YOU TWO-STEP DOW 539 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:21,675 TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' OUT WITH M MOSEY DOWN TO THE * 540 00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:25,412 * CONTINENTAL O THE CAROUSEL CATCH LAST CAL 541 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:41,761 FOR ALCOHOL * * LAST CALL AT THE OLD LONE STAR MOTEL 542 00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:46,933 'ROUND AUSTIN WAY * * I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIM WITH MY COWBOY HAT 543 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:50,870 AND WINE IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN * * TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN 544 00:37:50,870 --> 00:38:03,350 OUT WITH M ALL RIGHT * * 545 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:11,524 * * WELL IF YOU EVER GET TIM 546 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:14,761 TO TWO-STE DOWN TO TEXAS * * FIND YOURSELF DOW 547 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:19,833 'ROUND AUSTIN WA I'LL BE WAITIN' EVERY TIME * * WITH MY COWBOY HA 548 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:24,137 AND WINE IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' * 549 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:28,808 * OUT WITH ME IF YOU TWO-STEP DOWN TO TEXAS AND GO STEPPIN' 550 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:39,719 OUT WITH ME * >> THE LADY WANNA BISCUIT. TAKE US HOME J.R 551 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,789 * BYE Y'ALL * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 552 00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:47,494 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT, SALMA HAYEK AND DR. ANTHONY FAUCI WILL BE HERE 553 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:50,530 PLUS, WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM JESSIE WARE. MY THANKS TO ETHAN HAWKE, 554 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:54,501 ILANA GLAZER, JACK INGRAM, MIRANDA LAMBERT, JON RANDALL AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, FROM 555 00:38:54,501 --> 00:39:00,840 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 556 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,443 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 557 00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:18,258 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 558 00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:18,291 * *