>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS KRISTEN BELL
DANE DeHAAN, MUSICAL GUEST, MIGOS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1476 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAN YOU VERY
MUCH HEY. OH, I LOVE YOU BACK.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU.
WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN FLEW TO EUROPE FOR HIS FIRST FOREIGN TRIP AS
PRESIDENT. YEP, BIDEN'S GOING TO ENGLAND, BELGIUM, AND SWITZERLAND
AND HE WON'T COME HOME UNTIL HE FINDS A NEW HOST FOR THE BACHELOR
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN IS HOPING TO REPAIR TIES WITH OUR
EUROPEAN ALLIES. I THINK HE'LL BE WELL RECEIVED I MEAN, FOR STARTERS, THERE
WON'T BE A GIANT BABY BALLOON FOLLOWING HIM WHEREVER HE GOES [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS WAS CRAZY, THE PLANE CARRYING WHITE HOUSE REPORTERS TO EUROPE WAS DELAYED FOR
SEVERAL HOURS DUE TO MECHANICAL ISSUES CAUSED BY CICADAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE GROANS UNITED WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S GOOD
CAN WE USE THAT? EVEN BIDEN HAD SOME CICADA TROUBLE OF HIS OWN HERE THIS
MORNING, SWATTING ONE AWAY BEFORE HIS FLIGHT. LOOK AT THIS
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> WATCH OUT FOR THE CICADAS
I JUST GOT ONE IT GOT ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TOMORROW, THAT CICADA WILL BE ON FOX NEWS IN A NECK BRACE CALLING FOR BIDEN TO BE
IMPEACHED. [ LAUGHTER ] "SEE WHAT HE DID TO ME
IT'S ON TAPE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE CICADA RETURNED TO HIS
BUDDIES LIKE, "DAMN, THE OLD MAN'S QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, MIKE PENCE WAS LIKE, "BUGS ON YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THAT
FOR THE BIG DEBATE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT,
RIGHT NOW, HE'S TRYING TO MEET HIS GOAL OF GETTING 70% OF AMERICA VACCINATED BY JULY 4th
AND THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
WE CAN DO IT AND THAT'S NOT ALL BIDEN HAS OTHER GOALS THAT HE
THINKS THAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH AS WELL. FOR INSTANCE, HE PLANS ON
GETTING REFUNDS FOR EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THE MAYWEATHER/PAUL FIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE'LL ALSO MAKE IT SO IF SOMEONE RESPONDS TO A TEXT WITH
"K," THEIR PHONE EXPLODES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, EVERY SCALE
AUTOMATICALLY SUBTRACTS TEN POUNDS, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BACK TO MY HIGH SCHOOL WEIGHT.
OH, MY GOSH. ALSO, CINNABON HAS TO START SELLING A COLOGNE, AND EVERYONE
HAS TO START WEARING IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
AND FINALLY, PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET VACCINATED ARE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH JEFF BEZOS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THESE ARE ALL GOALS. YOU NEED GOALS
WELL, GET THIS, TO CELEBRATE THE FOURTH OF JULY, FRANCE IS SENDING THE U.S. A SECOND
STATUE OF LIBERTY THAT'S ONE-SIXTEENTH THE SIZE OF THE ORIGINAL
YEAH FRANCE IS GETTING US THE SAME GIFT THEY ALREADY GOT US
IN OTHER WORDS, THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE FATHER'S DAY SPIRIT [ LAUGHTER ]
"WOW, A TIE. I THINK I HAVE THAT. FIRST FRANCE GAVE US A 150 FOOT
STATUE, AND NOW A NINE FOOT STATUE IN A FEW YEARS, THEY'RE JUST
GONNA GIVE US A COMMEMORATIVE MONOPOLY PIECE [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW THAT IRS COMMISSIONER CHARLES RETTIG TESTIFIED ON CAPITOL HILL YESTERDAY
AND HE KEPT USING THE WORD "STIMMY" TO REFER TO -- TO REFER TO STIMULUS CHECKS
STIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS VIDEO
OUTREACH FOR THE IRS HAS GREATLY EXPANDED
REALLY AS A RESULT OF THE EIP ONE, TWO AND THREE THE STIMMIES HAVE BEEN
FANTASTIC FOR US, IN TERMS OF GETTING INTO THE COMMUNITIES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "THE STIMMIES -- THE STIMMIES HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC." HE DIDN'T STOP THERE
AFTER THAT, HE SAID, "BUT FOR REALSIES THOUGH, THIS PAPER HAS BEEN SUPES DOPE FOR HELLA
PEEPS. MAJ APPREC." >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT [ APPLAUSE ] AND HE KEPT GOING.
THEN HE WAS LIKE, "I SPENT MY STIMBO ON SOME DUB CLAW SELTZ. LET'S TURN UP, BISH.
#WHITEBOYSUMMER. #NOTCHEUGY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: THE HEAD OF THE IRS. >> Jimmy: HE SAID NOT CHEUGY >> Steve: NOT CHEUGY
>> Jimmy: #NOTCHEUGY >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN FINALLY, HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, "SHEESH!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"SHEESH. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
DURING A CLIMATE HEARING YESTERDAY, REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN LOUIE GOHMERT,
SUGGESTED SOME ALTERNATIVE SOLUTIONS TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING.
LISTEN TO THIS
NATIONAL FOREST SERVICE, OR
BLM, CAN DO TO CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE MOON'S ORBIT OR THE EARTH'S ORBIT AROUND THE
SUN? OBVIOUSLY, THAT WOULD HAVE PROFOUND EFFECTS ON OUR
CLIMATE. >> I WOULD HAVE TO FOLLOW UP WITH YOU ON THAT ONE,
MR. GOHMERT. >> Jimmy: HIS NEXT QUESTION WAS, "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE
I AM RIGHT NOW?" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "I'LL LISTEN TO
YOUR IDEA, BUT MAYBE WE START WITH NO PLASTIC BAGS, AND THEN WE'LL REVERSE THE EARTH'S
ORBIT. YOU KNOW 'SUPERMAN' ISN'T A DOCUMENTARY, RIGHT?"
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THIS WEEK, THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL IS HAPPENING ON THE
COAST OF FRANCE. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE NEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE
WILL HAVE A SURPRISE PREMIER AT THE FESTIVAL THEY EVEN CUT A SPECIAL NEVER
BEFORE SEEN TRAILER JUST FOR CANNES TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE *
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FAST - >> Steve: WOW!
>> Jimmy: FINALLY, I READ THAT LOBSTER PRICES ARE INCREASING DUE TO LIMITED SUPPLY AND HIGH
DEMAND BUT IT'LL BE WORTH ALL THE MONEY AND THE HOUR OF LABOR
ONCE YOU GET THOSE TWO SMALL CHUNKS OF MEAT OUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M WEARING A BIB, AND MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC?
MEANWHILE, THE CEO OF SIZZLER IS LIKE, "I KNEW KEEPING LOBSTERS IN A GRAY TANK FOR
FIVE YEARS WOULD PAY OFF." [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE IS RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF "GOSSIP GIRL" ON HBO MAX. KRISTEN BELL IS HERE, TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE KRISTEN BELL.
PLUS FROM THE NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES, "LISEY'S STORY," DANE DeHAAN IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MIGOS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CULTURE III." I HAVE, RIGHT HERE, THIS -- I
KEPT A PIECE OF CONFETTI FROM LAST NIGHT'S -- WE DID A BIT LAST NIGHT, "BROADWAY'S BACK,"
WITH SOME OF - LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO.
IT WAS AMAZING THAT WE -- THAT WE PULLED IT OFF AND I THANK YOU, QUEST, ROOTS,
YOU GUYS, THAT WAS AWESOME AND EVERYBODY. BUT, I MEAN, SO MANY THINGS
COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT PIECE, 'CAUSE IT'S ONE CONTINUOUS SHOT, AND IS, YOU KNOW, NINE
PERFORMERS, AND THEY'RE ALL PROS SO -- BUT RIGHT BEFORE WE WERE
ABOUT TO DO THE BIT -- ANYWAYS -- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL THE STORY
I END THE BIT -- I THOUGHT WE WERE IN COMMERCIAL BREAK AFTER IT WAS DONE I WAS LIKE,
"CONFETTI, CONFETTI. I WAS JUST YELLING IT, AND I GO, "CONFETTI MEANS SOMETHING.
HERE'S WHY I SAID IT SO, TWO REASONS. ONE, CONFETTI MEANS THERE'S
A PARTY, I GUESS I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK AFTER THE FACT
>> Steve: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT REALLY, YEAH, OUR PRODUCERS AND OUR WRITERS OF
THE BIT CAME UP RIGHT BEFORE, AND THEY SAID, "HEY, IF SOMETHING -- IF WE NOTICE
SOMETHING GOING WRONG DURING THE BIT, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOOT THE CONFETTI CANNONS."
SO, I GO, "OKAY. SO WE DID THE WHOLE BIT. AND, MAN, IT WAS EMOTIONAL
IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN AS WE WERE FINISHING THE THING, CONFETTI JUST
STARTED FLYING, AND I WAS LIKE, "YES!" WE -- I KNEW RIGHT THERE WE HAD
SOMETHING. >> Steve: AW >> Jimmy: SO, THAT WAS SO
EXCITING SO, I WAS JUST YELLING AROUND SAYING, "CONFETTI, CONFETTI.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M KEEPING THIS, AND I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS IN MY
HOUSE. IT ACTUALLY WAS -- I SHOULD -- YEAH, I'M GOING TO PUT, OH, OH,
MY GOD >> Steve: OH, GOD -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Steve: THAT'S LOST FOREVER. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, I JUST ROLLED OVER IT
NO, OKAY I'M GONNA PUT IT WITH MIGOS FOR A LITTLE BIT
UM, GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH
BETTER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND
IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * NEWS AND IMPROVED *
>> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS,
"SANDERS INTRODUCES HEALTH CARE BILL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED, 'CAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GRANDFATHER SNAPPED SELFIE TRYING TO UNLOCK HIS PHONE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO, HERE
THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN EMBARKS ON EUROPEAN TOUR."
BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN SLOWLY REALIZING HE
DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THE PERSON HE'S WAVING TO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "ROYAL FAMILY VISITS SCOTLAND. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "NO
END IN SIGHT, AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE RECITAL ENTERS SECOND HOUR."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT KID LEFT. >> Jimmy: HE'S SO BUMMED
YES. "AND NOW THE TEACHERS WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM SOMETHING.
>> Steve: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY?
WE KNOW THEY CAN DANCE >> Steve: YEAH, WE KNOW THEY CAN --
>> Jimmy: WE JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS DANCE, PLEASE >> Steve: AND WE'D LIKE TO
THANK OUR TEACHERS AGAIN >> Jimmy: WITH ANOTHER REPRISE OF THEIR DANCE
THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MERKEL ATTENDS PRESS CONFERENCE." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "CEOs
REGRET NOT USING OVERHEAD PROJECTOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"YOU SEE -- SEE, THE SECOND QUARTER NUMBERS ARE HERE WE GOTTA GET THEM UP HERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "BORIS JOHNSON HOSTS
G7 SUMMIT. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN USES KNIFE TO FISH POP-TART OUT
OF TOASTER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE ALL DONE IT.
GOT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY. THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "ROGER STONE ATTENDS RALLY."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "WANT TO FEEL OLD? THIS IS WHAT TOM BRADY LOOKS
>> Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SEASON ENDS FOR ENGLISH SOCCER LEAGUE."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MYSTERY DROP OF WATER FELL DOWN BACK OF SHIRT."
IT'S LIKE -- [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS,
"RED SOX BEAT THE MARLINS. THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "LOCAL DAD SENT TO HOSPITAL
AFTER ATTEMPTING TIKTOK DANCE. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED."
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, LOOK, WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT
BUT RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU. <V
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEE. YEAH, COME ON, LEE
I SEE YOU HAVE PROPS WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US
>> I AM GOING TO BE BALANCING A BOOK ON MY HEAD, PLAYING THE MELODICA
THIS IS MY GLORIFIED MELODICA STAND. I MEAN, LOVELY ROOMMATE ANNA
>> Jimmy: HEY, ANNA. HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> I WILL ALSO BE SPINNING A A PIECE OF COLOR GUARD EQUIPMENT.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE WHAT A TALENT.
HOW DID YOU -- HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU COULD DO THIS
>> OH, IT WAS JUST SHEER LUCK. I KNEW I COULD DO EACH OF THESE THINGS INDIVIDUALLY, AND I
FIGURED, "LET'S SEE IF I CAN PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, I THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE A SHOW STOPPER. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR
IT >> ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THE BOOK. THAT'S ONE DOWN THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
UH-HUH WOW. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH
OH, FANTASTIC! * LEE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH, MY GOD ANNA, YOUR ASSISTANT, ANNA THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
* VERY TALENTED. THAT'S FANTASTIC
THANK YOU. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST HERE HEY, BUD
>> HELLO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU PAL?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M SAM AND I'M FROM
GEORGETOWN, KENTUCKY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW, SAM. SAM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME ARTWORK THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT IN A PRISON SOMEWHERE, ARE YOU, SAM?
ARE YOU OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
I TOOK IT ALL OFF THE WALL IT GETS A BIT BUSY >> Jimmy: OH, I APPRECIATE IT,
BUDDY. WHAT IS THE TALENT THAT YOU'LL BE SHOWING US TONIGHT, BUD
>> OH, I CAN DO A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WHEEL FROM "THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAM? SAM, YOU'RE SITTING IN FRONT
OF, LIKE, THREE GUITARS. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU TOOK THE POSTERS OFF THE WALL YOU HAVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
WHAT IS YOUR TALENT AGAIN? YOU'RE MAKING THE SOUND OF THE WHAT
>> THE WHEEL FROM "THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, I THINK WE CAN MAYBE HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS AUDIENCE, CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'LL SAY, "WHEEL OF FORTUNE," AND SAM WILL DO HIS THING.
[ DRUMROLL ] YOU READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> WHEEL OF FORTUNE! [ WHEEL OF FORTUNE SPINNING *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SAM, THAT WAS AMAZING!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S GOOD TV RIGHT THERE HOW IN THE HECK DID YOU KNOW TO
DO THAT? I LOVE IT. LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST
HERE HELLO! HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE
ARE YOU FROM >> HI. I'M KYRA GALLEGO AND I'M FROM
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. >> Jimmy: WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT?
>> WELL, I'M NOT A A VENTRILOQUIST, BUT I CAN TALK WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED
>> Jimmy: HMM. ALL RIGHT, I'M INTRIGUED KYRA, LET'S -- SHOW ME WHENEVER
YOU'RE READY YEAH SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.
>> OKAY. JIMMY! HELP ME!
IT'S JUSTIN! CAN YOU HEAR ME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. DID YOU SAY, "IT'S ME, IT'S
KYRA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? >> JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
HE'S CALLING FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "IT'S
DUSTIN FROM MY LIBIDO. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IT'S AMAZING HOW DO YOU DO THAT >> WELL, I'M A TEACHER
SO I GOT TO GET KIDS TO PAY ATTENTION SOMEHOW. SO I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, PAY
ATTENTION! AND THEY JUST, "WOAH." >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE WHAT IS
GOING ON WELL, I WAS THINKING, THIS COULD BE KIND OF FUN
COULD WE BRING EVERYONE ELSE BACK ON THE SCREEN COULD YOU GUYS MAYBE PLAY US
OUT WITH A SONG IF YOU GUYS COMBINE YOUR TALENTS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, SURE. WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BALLAD FOR YOU
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT SAM
FROM "THE GOOD PLACE" AND "FROZEN. SHE'S RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF
"GOSSIP GIRL" BEGINNING JULY 8th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN BELL!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU JUST WITNESSED, WE
HAD SOME REALLY AMAZING TALENTS FROM AROUND -- >> I DID
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID. KIND OF AMAZING, RIGHT IS YOUR MIND BLOWN
>> MY MIND'S BLOWN AND I KIND OF WANT TO SHOW YOU MINE >> Jimmy: YEAH
DO YOU HAVE A HIDDEN TALENT? >> YEAH. LIKE A HIDDEN TALENT THAT,
LIKE, IS TOTALLY USELESS AND YOU COULD NEVER APPLY TO ANYTHING
>> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT.
>> WITH THAT KIND OF TALENT? >> Jimmy: YES, WE LOVE THAT! >> I GOT ONE
JIMMY, I HAVE SEPARATE CONTROL OVER MY EYEBALLS DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. HOLD ON.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME IN CLOSE. CAN YOU -- IS THAT A GOOD SHOT
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY, READY [ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW! WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WOW!
WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT >> I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS A A SEPARATE MUSCLE AND I COULD ALWAYS TAP INTO THEM
BUT I GUESS I ASSUMED EVERYBODY ELSE HAD THAT, TOO AND THEN ONCE, IN LIKE, HIGH
SCHOOL I DID IT AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, WHOA! AND THEN I REALIZED, NOT
EVERYBODY HAS IT AND I'LL BE ABLE TO APPLY IT TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY THAT'S CORRECT
>> MY TALENT BUT I WILL SAY, DON'T EVER SNEAK UP ON ME BECAUSE I DO
HAVE SEPARATE CONTROL. >> Jimmy: AHH. >> I CAN LOOK.
>> Jimmy: YOU SEE EVERYTHING YEAH BUT I WANT TO TALK YOU ABOUT
THIS 'CAUSE RECENTLY, IT WAS JUST, IT CAME OUT THAT YOU HAVE A VERY BIG FAN
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SAID ON HIS PODCAST, MUCH OF A FAN >> IF YOU SAY SO, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I'M TELLING YOU. IT WAS SO -- YOUR HUSBAND, DAX,
I GUESS HE SENT A QUESTION TO OBAMA'S PODCAST? >> MM-HMM.
>> Jimmy: JUST ASKING -- >> THEY WERE ASKING PEOPLE TO WRITE IN QUESTIONS AND HE ASKED
A QUESTION LIKE, "WHAT WAS IT NOT HAVING A MALE ROLE MODEL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG?
DID THAT AFFECT HOW MUCH YOU WANTED TO SHOW OFF TO OTHER GUYS?"
LIKE, YOU KNOW AND YEAH AND HE ANSWERED THE QUESTION BY
GIVING A REAL BIG SHOUTOUT TO "THE GOOD PLACE. >> Jimmy: I -- I WANT TO PLAY
EVERYONE THIS CLIP HERE. JUST CHECK OUT THE SHOUTOUTS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA TO KRIS
>> OKAY.
>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, DAX,
I'VE GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO YOUR WIFE. BECAUSE I LOVE "THE GOOD
PLACE. AND SO YOU SHOULD LET HER KNOW, MALIA, SASHA, MICHELLE, WE ALL
ENJOY THAT SHOW A LOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EXCELLENT.
NOW WHERE WERE WE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> I MEAN, IS IT OUR DESTINY TO BE BEST FRIENDS? >> Jimmy: YES.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT BUT I NEVER KNEW HE MIGHT THINK IT AS WELL
I MEAN, WHEN THAT HAPPENED, DAX WAS LIKE, "WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
MY WIFE GETS CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING." [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IT WA LIKE DAX WAS WRITING IN THE QUESTION AND THEN HE --
>> Jimmy: "THIS WAS MY BIG MOMENT." YEAH
"THIS IS MY BIG MOMENT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GOING TO KNOW ME, DAX SHEPHERD."
INSTEAD, HE FLIPS IT AROUND AND GOES, "BY THE WAY, I LOVE YOUR WIFE."
IT'S SO AWESOME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT
WHOOPS BUT I WAS SO FLATTERED I MEAN, WE KNEW -- WE DID KNOW,
LIKE WHEN "THE GOOD PLACE" WAS HAPPENING, YOU KNOW, MIKE SCHUR, WHO WE BOTH KNOW
AND LOVE, WE DEFINITELY FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS, LIKE, ON HIS WATCH LIST OF HIS FAVORITE TV
SHOWS AND WE ALL FREAKED OUT BUT YEAH I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET LIKE A
A PERSONAL SHOUTOUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I DO THINK THIS IS
DESTINY FOR A VERY, VERY BEST FRIENDSHIP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NOT TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON ANYBODY THAT I KNOW. >> Jimmy: NO, NO PRESSURE.
YEAH I'LL PUT YOU GUYS IN TOUCH YEAH, YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PALS.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "GOSSIP GIRL." I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BACK.
I'M SO EXCITED I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE WANT IT BACK. IT'S ON HBO MAX STARTING JULY 8th
AND YOU'RE RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF "GOSSIP GIRL. >> YOU KNOW IT
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE -- I LOVE YOUR VOICE,
BUT I MEAN -- I LOVE EVERYTHING I LOVE YOUR ACTING
BUT I THINK YOUR VOICE -- DO YOU LIKE DOING VOICEOVERS AND CARTOONS
>> I LOVE IT I MEAN, I ESPECIALLY -- YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE CHALLENGE OF
HAVING TO EVOKE EMOTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE BY USING ONLY ONE TOOL
LIKE THE TONE, PITCH, CADENCE OF MY VOICE. IT'S REALLY FUN.
AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, ON "GOSSIP GIRL" -- LIKE THE NEW SHOW IS REALLY COOL 'CAUSE IT TALKS
ABOUT HOW SOCIAL MEDIA HAS CHANGED US AND IT IS MORE RISQUE 'CAUSE IT IS ON HBO MAX
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A TWIST AT THE END OF EPISODE ONE THAT'S
REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT -- SO, THAT'S FUN BUT THAT'S MUCH MORE OF, LIKE,
A CHARACTER. AND THEN WITH "FROZEN," IT'S -- I GUESS IT'S ALSO A CHARACTER
BECAUSE IT IS A LITTLE MORE BUBBLY THAN I AM BUT I JUST LIKE STORY TELLING
AND I LIKE BEING ABLE TO HAVE THE CHALLENGE OF ONLY USING MY VOICE.
ALSO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FROM V.O.'S YOU'VE DONE, YOU REALLY CAN GO IN YOUR PAJAMAS AND IT'S
GREAT. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> BUT, IT'S ALSO BEEN THE MAIN
FORM OF WORK THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO DURING THE PANDEMIC BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE
A MICROPHONE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE CONTACT WITH PEOPLE. AND IT'S KIND OF INCREDIBLE.
AND DURING THE PANDEMIC, MONICA PADMAN, WHO HOSTS "ARMCHAIR EXPERT", MY HUSBAND'S
PODCAST WITH HIM, CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA FOR US TO DO WE'RE GOING TO START A PODCAST
THAT WILL LAUNCH IN A COUPLE WEEKS IN THE END OF JUNE WE INTERVIEWED TEN, LIKE,
PHENOMENAL WOMEN THAT HAVE CRACKED THE GLASS CEILING THAT WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO.
SO WE GOT TO INTERVIEW, IT'S CALLED "SHATTERED GLASS. AND WE GOT TO INTERVIEW, LIKE,
DIANE VON FURSTENBERG, MALALA YOUSAFZAI, OPRAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, SOME REALLY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE BUT JUST HAVE LIKE DOWN TO
EARTH CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM ABOUT THEIR MISTAKES AND HOW THEY CARE FOR THEMSELVES
AND THEN WE GOT SARA BAREILLES TO SING -- TO SING THE THEME SONG WITH THE DETROIT
CHILDREN'S CHOIR >> Jimmy: I LOVE SARA BAREILLES
[ APPLAUSE ] >> I GOT TO SAY, LIKE, THIS BEHIND THE MICROPHONE THING, IT
MIGHT BECOME THE REST OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, WE'LL
TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE ANY KRISTEN BELL I CAN GET.
HERE'S A FIRST LOOK AT THE PIECE OF THE TRAILER FOR "GOSSIP GIRL."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
*
>> WHO WAIT FOR THE LIGHT? >> SHE'S NOT FROM HERE >> HEY
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME HANG WITH US TONIGHT? [ ELEVATOR RINGS ]
* TOO MANY JOY RIDES IN DADDY'S JAGUAR TOO MANY WHITE LIES AN
WHITE LINES * * SUPER RICH KIDS WIT NOTHING BUT LOOSE ENDS *
[ PHONE BUZZES ] >> DID YOU MISS ME I KNOW I'VE MISSED YOU
>> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, WE'RE ALL GOING CRAZY
HERE YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE FULL "GOSSIP GIRL" TRAILER ON HBO
MAX YOUTUBE PAGE KRISTEN AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH THE ONE
AND ONLY KRISTEN BELL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A
A BRAND NEW GAME CALLED "YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU CAN ONLY KEEP
YOU CAN KEEP YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE * >> Jimmy: THIS IS BASED ON THE
POPULAR INTERNET TREND EACH ROUND, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THREE CHOICES.
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH OF THE THREE YOU WOULD KEEP IF YOU COULD ONLY KEEP ONE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? LET'S SEE THE FIRST THREE
OPTIONS. ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE FRENCH FRIES, CURLY
FRIES, OR WAFFLE FRIES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO
MAKE THIS DECISION >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- ALL RIGHT, WAIT
I'VE GOT AN ANSWER, I THINK. YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE. >> OKAY, I THINK I DO TOO.
LET'S SEE IF WE AGREE. LET'S SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME. >> Both: ONE, TWO, THREE
>> Jimmy: FRENCH FRIES >> CURLY FRIES >> Jimmy: WOW!
WOW! >> WHY DID YOU PICK FRENCH FRIES?
THE MOST BORING OF ALL THE FRIES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALSO, JUST
CLASSIC. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I WENT CLASSIC
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM GO AWAY. SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE
FUTURE, AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, IF WE CHOOSE, THE REST
OF THEM GO AWAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
THAT'S NOT PART OF THE GAME. NO, THEY DON'T GO AWAY I WAS JUST THINKING -- WELL,
YOU'RE THE ONE PLAYING THE GAME NOT ME
ALL RIGHT. NEXT ROUND YOUR OPTIONS ARE -- THIS IS
A TOUGHIE. "THE LITTLE MERMAID," "ALADDIN," "LION KING.
>> I GOT TO GO >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO YOU CAN'T GO
>> I HAVE TO GO. I JUST FOUND OUT I'M NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KRISTEN! >> I'M SO SORRY.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS "LITTLE MERMAID," "ALADDIN," "LION KING."
YOUR KIDS ARE IN THAT AGE. I MEAN, THESE ARE CLASSICS >> JIMMY
CAN I GET FIRED FROM DISNEY IF I TELL YOU MY REAL ANSWER? [ LAUGHTER ]
DO WE THINK? LIKE, CAN WE HAVE THE LAWYERS CHECK INTO IT?
OKAY, OKAY I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY GUT INSTINCT BECAUSE IT WAS MY
FAVORITE I THINK I GOT TO KEEP "ALADDIN."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "ALADDIN"! >> YEAH. I LIKE HIS SCRAPPINESS
I LOVED ABU. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE LIVE VERSION.
THE BROADWAY VERSION BUT YOU YOU'VE GOT TO GO "LITTLE MERMAID", RIGHT?
[ CHEERS ] "LION KING"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"LION KING," THE CROWD FAVORITE >> EVERYBODY LOVES "LION KING.
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE "LION KING." >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
>> I DO LIKE "LION KING. I DON'T KNOW WHY - THIS IS, LIKE, THE HARDEST -
>> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS SO FUN >> -- TOO DIFFICULT. >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS TOO FUN.
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE NEXT - >> SO FUN. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
>> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS HOW ABOUT THIS MERYL STREEP IN "THE DEVIL
WEARS PRADA. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] MERYL STREEP IN "MAMMA MIA."
OR MERYL STREEP IN "LITTLE WOMEN. LET'S DISCUSS.
PEOPLE ARE WALKING OUT RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE --
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T TAKE THIS. >> WELL, DON'T -- BUT LISTEN
EVERYBODY WHO'S LEAVING. STOP FOR A SECOND. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE KEEPING TWO OUT OF THREE MERYLS >> Jimmy: YES, YES
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NO >> WE'RE GETTING RID OF TWO OUT
OF THREE MERYLS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M NOT -
>> Jimmy: KEEPING ONE MERYL. >> KEEPING ONE MERYL OKAY
I'M GOING WITH THIS. 'CAUSE IT'S -- THE AMOUNT OF TIME I'VE HAD TO WATCH "MAMMA
MIA" BECAUSE MY KIDS LOVE IT SO MUCH RECENTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S GOT TO BE "MAMA MIA." >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE LIKES THAT
>> AND SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN "MAMMA MIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL GO WITH
THAT, TOO. I -- "DEVIL WEARS PRADA," THOUGH
SHE REALLY - [ CHEERS ] >> OBVIOUSLY, SHE KILLS IT IN
"THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA." >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS AN INSANE ONE
I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE NEXT ONE I'M EVEN GOING TO WRITE I DOWN
DO I HAVE PAPER? I'LL WRITE IT DOWN CAN I WRITE THIS DOWN?
THIS IS KIND OF AN EASY ONE, I THINK. >> THAT'S A REAL DESK, HUH
IT'S NOT A PROP DESK THERE'S REAL PAPER IN REAL DRAWERS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I PLANNED THIS OUT.
I PLANNED THIS BIT OUT EARLIER [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, OKAY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A REAL -- IT'S A WORKING DESK I SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FROM MY
DESK [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S PRACTICAL.
THAT'S WHAT WE SAY IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS >> Jimmy: YEAH
THIS ACTUALLY IS A WORKING DESK YEAH
BUT I DON'T USE IT -- ONLY FOR TALKING. YEAH, NOT FOR DESKING.
ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? THIS ONE'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: RED STARBURST, PINK STARBURST, YELLOW STARBURST.
>> NO CONTEST. NO CONTEST I KNOW MY ANSWER
>> Jimmy: NO CONTEST >> TWO OF THEM ARE GROSS AND ONE OF THEM RULES.
THAT'S HOW I KNOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> PINK.
[ CHEERS ] * THIS WAS THE EASIEST ONE FOR
ME >> Jimmy: I WENT WITH -- I WENT WITH RED.
[ CHEERS ] I LOVE RED >> SEE, JIMMY, IF THERE'S ONE
THING THAT WE'VE LEARNED IN LIFE, IT'S THAT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS EVEN IF WE DISAGREE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S THE ONE THING WE CAN ACTUALLY -
I LOVE THAT. ALL RIGHT, WE CAN ALSO SPLIT A A PACK OF STARBURST AND BOTH BE
REALLY SUPER HAPPY >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD
STARBURST BUDDIES FOR LIFE KRISTEN BELL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"GOSSIP GIRL" PREMIERES JULY 8th ON HBO MAX. SHE'S THE BEST
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DANE DeHAAN, EVERYONE
COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A FANTASTIC ACTOR YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW SERIES, "LISEY'S STORY.
NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS HERE IS DANE DeHAAN.
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN.
DANE, OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY. >> HEY, MAN.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK THANK YOU FOR COMING ON OUR
SHOW YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS.
BUT YOU WERE OUR LAST GUEST ON OUR SHOW BEFORE WE SHUT -- EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN
>> YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE I REMEMBER ACTUALLY I THINK MAYBE TO THIS
DAY, YOU'RE THE LAST HAND THAT I SHOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW I THINK SINCE THEN, IT'S BEEN ALL LIKE FIST BUMPS, ELBOW
BUMPS, THAT KIND OF STUFF. >> Jimmy: BOWING YEAH, EXACTLY.
YEAH NO WAY, AM I THE LAST HAND SHAKE.
I LOVE IT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN.
>> YEAH, ME TOO, MAN I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ON
ZOOM >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING BACK THEN, SINCE THEN YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT -- YOU WERE HAVING A SECOND KID. AND YOU DID.
AND CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE A BABY BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S LIFE LIKE WITH TWO KIDS >> IT'S GOOD
YOU KNOW, WE'RE A UNIT OF FOUR YOU KNOW, BERT IS MY SON'S NAME AND HE'S A PANDEMIC BABY
HE'S ALREADY 1 YEAR OLD. WE READ HIM YOUR BOOK, THE "EVERYTHING IS DADA" BOOK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] >> AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK ONE
THING THAT'S GREAT ABOUT THAT BOOK IS IT'S THE ONLY BOOK THAT I FOUND THAT HAS AN ACCURATE
BUNNY SOUND IN IT. WHICH IS SNIP, SNIP. SO IF YOU ASK HIM WHAT DOES
A BUNNY SAY, HE GOES - [ SNIPPING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S THE BEST! >> IT'S THE CUTEST THING
IT'S THE CUTEST THING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE BERT. I LOVED IT
THANK YOU FOR DOING IT BERT. >> YEAH, WELL THANK YOU. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY. 'CAUSE THERE'S RUMORS THAT YOU
WERE GOING TO COME BACK FOR THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN 3. AND YOU SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I'M NOT COMING -- I'M NOT IN THAT MOVIE TRUST ME I WOULD TELL YOU.
I'M NOT. OR I WON'T TELL YOU. BUT EITHER WAY I'M TELLING YOU
THAT YOU I'M NOT IN IT SO THAT IS THE TRUTH." AND THEN, SO PEOPLE BELIEVED
YOU, KIND OF MOST PEOPLE BELIEVED YOU >> I THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THE ONE PERSON THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU WAS YOUR MOM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. THAT'S TRUE.
YEAH, MY MOM WHO'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH
AND SHE'S MY BIGGEST FAN SO SHE HAS GOOGLE ALERTS ON ME, YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IF SOMETHING COMES OUT ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET, SHE'S
PROBABLY THE FIRST TO READ IT. YOU KNOW, AND I WOULD BE FACETIMING WITH HER DURING THIS
PAST YEAR, AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE NEW SPIDER-MAN MOVIE."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I'D BE LIKE, "UH, NO, MOM. LIKE, IF I WAS IN THE NEW
SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WOULDN'T BE, LIKE, ON MY COUCH GROUNDING IN CHILDREN RIGHT NOW FACETIMING
WITH YOU LIKE I WOULD BE ON THE SET OF SPIDER-MAN."
>> Jimmy: FILMING, YEAH. >> "IT WOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS.
BUT SHE -- YOU KNOW, SHE JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY
RETWEETED A STORY THAT SAYS, "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY MOM SO SHE CAN STOP ASKING
ABOUT THIS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I BASICALLY -- I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN GOOGLE ALERT FOR
MY MOM SO SHE COULD READ ON THE INTERNET THAT I WASN'T IN "SPIDER-MAN" BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
BELIEVE ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW SHOW, "LISEY'S STORY. IT IS ON APPLE TV PLUS THEY'RE RELEASING ONE EPISODE
EVERY FRIDAY WE HAD JULIANNE MOORE ON THE SHOW TALKING ABOUT IT.
YOU PLAY A REALLY, REALLY, AND I'M SAY THIS IN THE NICEST WAY, CREEPY CHARACTER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I DO, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
JIM DOOLY, HE'S A CREEPY GUY YEAH >> Jimmy: JIM DOOLY.
WHAT A GOOD NAME, TOO. LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE THIS GUY.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS THAT'S FANTASTIC HOW DID YOU GET INTO CHARACTER
WHAT WAS IT LIKE >> IT WAS A REALLY INTERESTING PROCESS.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THAT PICTURE, THAT'S ACTUALLY LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MAKE-UP.
SO I WOULD GO TO WORK AND I WOULD SIT IN THE MAKE-UP CHAIR AND I WOULD SLOWLY WATCH MYSELF
GET, LIKE, OLDER AND DIRTIER AND UGLIER AND CREEPIER. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE KIND
OF -- WE HAD THIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL COLLABORATIVE PROCESS BETWEEN THE DIRECTOR,
PABLO LARRAIN, AND STEPHEN KING, WHO WROTE IT, AND MYSELF WHERE WE JUST -
IT WAS AN EXPLORATION. AND WE DID SO MUCH STUFF THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT
YOU KNOW, TO HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO CREATE A VILLAIN WITH STEPHEN KING, LIKE, IN
REAL-TIME, IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE
SHOW FOR EVERYONE? >> YEAH. SO, IT'S CALLED "LISEY'S
STORY. IT'S BASED ON STEPHEN KING'S NOVEL OF THE SAME NAME
IT FOLLOWS LISEY WHO IS PLAYED BY JULIANNE MOORE. AND HER HUSBAND SCOTT LANDON
HAS RECENTLY DIED. IT'S PLAYED BY CLIVE OWEN. AND THERE'S ALL THESE
UNPUBLISHED WORKS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DANE DeHAAN IN "LISEY'S STORY.
TAKE A LOOK AT HIS
>> HE TAUGHT ME TO READ.
HE TAUGHT ME TO THINK. HE TAUGHT ME TO FEEL HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED SO
YOUNG. HE SHOULD HAVE WON ALL THE BIG PRIZES LIKE THE PULITZER AND
THE NOBEL ONE. BUT HE DIED TOO SOON AND THEY WOULD STILL GIVE HIM
THOSE AWARDS IF THEY COULD FIND THOSE OTHER STORIES. THOSE OTHER STORIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GREAT. YOU ALWAYS DO GREAT WORK
DANE DeHAAN, EVERYBODY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NEW EPISODES OF
"LISEY'S STORY" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM MIGOS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "AVALANCHE" FROM THEIR NEW
ALBUM "CULTURE III," OUT THIS FRIDAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MIGOS
* * POPPA WAS A ROLLING STONE BUT NOW I GOT ROLLING STONES
IN THE BEZEL MOMMA AT HOME ALL ALONE * * HUSTLING TRYING T
KEEP THIS TOGETHER YOUNG -- SMOKING ON GA I'M LIVING TOO FAST *
* MY FOOT ON THE PEDA IF I GOT BACK TO THE PAS MY -- AIN'T KNOW WE'D BE
ROCKIN' COACHELLA * * IF A -- EVER TRY ME OR PLAY ME
I BUY HIM AN ICED OUT SHOVEL DIG YA OWN GRAVE * * YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
I PUT SOME CAS ON YOUR SCHEDULE * * IF A -- EVER TRY TO
FILET ME HUH I JUST SIT BAC AND LET HER *
* THINK SHE COME UP OF THE CHO IT'S WHATEVER MY POCKETS CAME WITH
EXTRA CHEDDAR * * I CAN SEE THROUGH THE - I THINK THAT MY SKILLS
GETTING BETTER * * WITH A STICK COME IN PEAC MANDEL
I'M WILLING TO FEED WHOEVE HOW CAN I HELP YOU * * NOBODY JUDGE YOU BUT GO
YOU CAN WATCH US BEAT THE ODDS * * THIS AIN'T NO CAP
NO FACAD YOUNG RICH AND BLACK AND WE GON' BEAT THE CHARGE *
* I'M SPENDING CASH NO CARD I'M LIKING HER NATURAL - NO FRAUD *
* IF SHE GOT A FAKE - OF COURSE GIRL AIN'T NOTHIN' WRON
WITH ENHANCING IT'S YOURS * * FROM THE BACK FROM THE BACK WE ENJOY I
100 RACK I'MA ATTACK WITH MY BOYS * * GOT THE CLIP WALKING OU
WE BE SHOWIN ANYBODY CHECK CLOU WE BE KNOWIN' *
* IN AND OU IN AND OUT WE BE GOIN' ON A 757 BOEING *
* AND MY AP SAME SIZE AS THE FORUM BETTER GET YOU SOME BREA
WHERE YOU FROM * * I SPEND MY MILL ON THE CRI
COVER MYSELF F&N IS MY -- * * I SPENT DIM
GO RUN YOU A DRILL IF YOU DO THE TIME COME HOME TO A MEAL *
* DOUBLE MY SEA SIGN ANOTHER DEA G6 PILLS
MONEY GIVE ME CHILLS * * I MAKE THE -- HIT HER KNEES SHE KNEE
I MAKE THE STICK HIT WHEN I'M IN THE FIELD * M I MADE YOUR -- EAT IT UP
LIKE E SPEND 100 RACKS ON THE TEETH NOT A GRILL *
* LOOKIN' AT YOUR DIAMOND ON YOUR NECK AIN'T REA YOU
LET THE DRACO * * HEARD WHAT I SAID SPINNIN' YOUR BLOCK EVERY DA
TIL' YOU'RE DEAD * * LIVE ON THE EDG MY MED
OPEN YOUR LEGS MY STICK IN THE BED * * WE NOT FIGHTING LIKE CRAI
BAD -- THEY DM THEY STILL IN MY THREAD * * THEY AIN'T NEVE
GIVE US OUR CRED PATEK ROSE GOLD WITH THE FACE RUBY RED *
* PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR LEG PUT MY HANDS ON HER HEAD
SHE A PET * * M-I-G-O THAT'S THE SET
THAT P.O I'MA JUST PAY IT * * WHITE GLASS IN MY LAMBO
IT LOOK LIKE IT'S ALBINO I HIT YOUR -- SHE SAY OUCH HIT A HIGH NOTE *
* I'M RICHIE RICH LIKE LIONE COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THE RIVAL * * GRANDMA TOLD ME GO READ THE BIBL
SHOULD'VE LISTENED STILL LOOK AT THE SKY THOUGH * * SIFTER SIPPIN
THIS NOT THE MOSCATO I'M GIFTED I'M SMOKIN' GELATO *
M WE BEEN THE -- THAT STEPPIN WE CAME IN THE DO' *
* AND THEY TAKIN' THE FLO CALL IT REPO MY DOG HE GON' BIT
NO CHICO * * GET HIT WITH THE DRAC AND MAKE HIM WITH RICO
AIN'T SHOPPING RODEO YOU WANNA SEE THE 3 MIGOS * * THEN TURN ON YOUR VIV
THE WRAITH COLORED MAY AND THE CHEESE LIKE I AT A BAG OF SOME CHEETOS *
* THEY MUST'VE FORGOT WE THE MIGOS STRAIGHT FROM THE NAWF
OUT THE BANDO * * I DONE BEEN QUIET FOR TOO LONG
I COPPED THAT CUBA IT'S TWO-TONED * * I HEARD HE TRAPPIN'
THEY TAPPIN' THAT STATIC TELL THAT BO GO GET A NEW PHONE *
* OUT IN BEL-AI COPPED A NEW HOM AVALANCHE WITH THE BLUE STON
I'M THE -- * * CAN'T FIND A FI MY NECK IS A FRIDG
THE RINGS AND WRISTS I RETRO'D THE KICKS * * AIN'T GIVIN' NO KIS
I'M GIVIN' HER YOU STARING TOO LONG LIKE YOU SEEN A GHOST *
* SO WHIP OUT YOUR CAMERA TAKE YOU A PIC SO WHEN YOU GET HOME
GET BACK ON YOUR PHONE * * ZOOM IN ON THE FLIC AND LOOK AT TH
SHE ASKED ME TO PAY FO THE -- TO GET LIFTED * * I TOLD HER I'M BETTER OFF
GETTING YOU A LYFT THINK I'MA PUT ALL MY TRUS IN A -- WITH NO BENEFITS *
* TELL HER GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF I GO THROUGH 230
A CUP OF THAT PURPLE * * PUT ICE IN MY DRINK JUST TO KEEP ON CHIL
ALL THAT TALK YOU AIN' BEEN IN THE FIELD * * OPEN MY BANK ACCOUN
AND IT GIVE ME CHILL TAKE OFF * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
JASON MOMOA AND ROSE BYRNE WILL BE HERE. PLUS, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM
CLAIRO MY THANKS TO KRISTEN BELL, DANE DeHAAN, MIGOS
AND THE ROOTS! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *