1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:13,013 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:18,718 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:22,122 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS KRISTEN BELL 4 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:27,494 DANE DeHAAN, MUSICAL GUEST, MIGOS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:37,837 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1476 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:38,171 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:46,713 * 8 00:00:46,713 --> 00:01:02,395 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAN YOU VERY 9 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:06,366 MUCH HEY. OH, I LOVE YOU BACK. 10 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:10,637 WELCOME, EVERYBODY PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,173 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:17,210 YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU. 13 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,180 WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN FLEW TO EUROPE FOR HIS FIRST FOREIGN TRIP AS 14 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:25,985 PRESIDENT. YEP, BIDEN'S GOING TO ENGLAND, BELGIUM, AND SWITZERLAND 15 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:30,290 AND HE WON'T COME HOME UNTIL HE FINDS A NEW HOST FOR THE BACHELOR 16 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,493 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN IS HOPING TO REPAIR TIES WITH OUR 17 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:36,563 EUROPEAN ALLIES. I THINK HE'LL BE WELL RECEIVED I MEAN, FOR STARTERS, THERE 18 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:44,971 WON'T BE A GIANT BABY BALLOON FOLLOWING HIM WHEREVER HE GOES [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,140 AND THIS WAS CRAZY, THE PLANE CARRYING WHITE HOUSE REPORTERS TO EUROPE WAS DELAYED FOR 20 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,946 SEVERAL HOURS DUE TO MECHANICAL ISSUES CAUSED BY CICADAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,015 [ AUDIENCE GROANS UNITED WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S GOOD 22 00:01:55,015 --> 00:02:00,420 CAN WE USE THAT? EVEN BIDEN HAD SOME CICADA TROUBLE OF HIS OWN HERE THIS 23 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,155 MORNING, SWATTING ONE AWAY BEFORE HIS FLIGHT. LOOK AT THIS 24 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:02,188 BEFORE HIS FLIGHT. LOOK AT THIS 25 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,795 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> WATCH OUT FOR THE CICADAS 26 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:13,166 I JUST GOT ONE IT GOT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,902 >> Jimmy: TOMORROW, THAT CICADA WILL BE ON FOX NEWS IN A NECK BRACE CALLING FOR BIDEN TO BE 28 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:20,640 IMPEACHED. [ LAUGHTER ] "SEE WHAT HE DID TO ME 29 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:26,546 IT'S ON TAPE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE CICADA RETURNED TO HIS 30 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:31,851 BUDDIES LIKE, "DAMN, THE OLD MAN'S QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:34,487 MEANWHILE, MIKE PENCE WAS LIKE, "BUGS ON YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THAT 32 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:40,260 FOR THE BIG DEBATE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, 33 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,729 RIGHT NOW, HE'S TRYING TO MEET HIS GOAL OF GETTING 70% OF AMERICA VACCINATED BY JULY 4th 34 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:49,102 AND THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 35 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:53,273 WE CAN DO IT AND THAT'S NOT ALL BIDEN HAS OTHER GOALS THAT HE 36 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,809 THINKS THAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH AS WELL. FOR INSTANCE, HE PLANS ON 37 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:59,112 GETTING REFUNDS FOR EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THE MAYWEATHER/PAUL FIGHT. 38 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:06,086 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE'LL ALSO MAKE IT SO IF SOMEONE RESPONDS TO A TEXT WITH 39 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:13,760 "K," THEIR PHONE EXPLODES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT, EVERY SCALE 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,463 AUTOMATICALLY SUBTRACTS TEN POUNDS, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR 41 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:21,968 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BACK TO MY HIGH SCHOOL WEIGHT. 42 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:27,073 OH, MY GOSH. ALSO, CINNABON HAS TO START SELLING A COLOGNE, AND EVERYONE 43 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:32,645 HAS TO START WEARING IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. 44 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:36,683 AND FINALLY, PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET VACCINATED ARE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH JEFF BEZOS 45 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:40,086 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THESE ARE ALL GOALS. YOU NEED GOALS 46 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:46,393 WELL, GET THIS, TO CELEBRATE THE FOURTH OF JULY, FRANCE IS SENDING THE U.S. A SECOND 47 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:50,096 STATUE OF LIBERTY THAT'S ONE-SIXTEENTH THE SIZE OF THE ORIGINAL 48 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:57,137 YEAH FRANCE IS GETTING US THE SAME GIFT THEY ALREADY GOT US 49 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,106 IN OTHER WORDS, THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE FATHER'S DAY SPIRIT [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:04,711 "WOW, A TIE. I THINK I HAVE THAT. FIRST FRANCE GAVE US A 150 FOOT 51 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,480 STATUE, AND NOW A NINE FOOT STATUE IN A FEW YEARS, THEY'RE JUST 52 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,151 GONNA GIVE US A COMMEMORATIVE MONOPOLY PIECE [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:15,588 I SAW THAT IRS COMMISSIONER CHARLES RETTIG TESTIFIED ON CAPITOL HILL YESTERDAY 54 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,590 AND HE KEPT USING THE WORD "STIMMY" TO REFER TO -- TO REFER TO STIMULUS CHECKS 55 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:21,895 STIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS VIDEO 56 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:21,928 [ LAUGHTER ] WATCH THIS VIDEO 57 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:27,701 OUTREACH FOR THE IRS HAS GREATLY EXPANDED 58 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,770 REALLY AS A RESULT OF THE EIP ONE, TWO AND THREE THE STIMMIES HAVE BEEN 59 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:35,108 FANTASTIC FOR US, IN TERMS OF GETTING INTO THE COMMUNITIES [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:39,913 >> Jimmy: "THE STIMMIES -- THE STIMMIES HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC." HE DIDN'T STOP THERE 61 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:43,650 AFTER THAT, HE SAID, "BUT FOR REALSIES THOUGH, THIS PAPER HAS BEEN SUPES DOPE FOR HELLA 62 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:47,420 PEEPS. MAJ APPREC." >> Steve: WOW. 63 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:53,493 >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT [ APPLAUSE ] AND HE KEPT GOING. 64 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:57,964 THEN HE WAS LIKE, "I SPENT MY STIMBO ON SOME DUB CLAW SELTZ. LET'S TURN UP, BISH. 65 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:03,336 #WHITEBOYSUMMER. #NOTCHEUGY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:07,173 >> Steve: THE HEAD OF THE IRS. >> Jimmy: HE SAID NOT CHEUGY >> Steve: NOT CHEUGY 67 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,608 >> Jimmy: #NOTCHEUGY >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: YEAH 68 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:14,614 AND THEN FINALLY, HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, "SHEESH!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:18,318 "SHEESH. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 70 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,187 DURING A CLIMATE HEARING YESTERDAY, REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN LOUIE GOHMERT, 71 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:25,325 SUGGESTED SOME ALTERNATIVE SOLUTIONS TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING. 72 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:25,859 WARMING. LISTEN TO THIS 73 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,230 NATIONAL FOREST SERVICE, OR 74 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,065 BLM, CAN DO TO CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE MOON'S ORBIT OR THE EARTH'S ORBIT AROUND THE 75 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:43,243 SUN? OBVIOUSLY, THAT WOULD HAVE PROFOUND EFFECTS ON OUR 76 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:47,414 CLIMATE. >> I WOULD HAVE TO FOLLOW UP WITH YOU ON THAT ONE, 77 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:54,454 MR. GOHMERT. >> Jimmy: HIS NEXT QUESTION WAS, "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE 78 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:59,492 I AM RIGHT NOW?" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "I'LL LISTEN TO 79 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,495 YOUR IDEA, BUT MAYBE WE START WITH NO PLASTIC BAGS, AND THEN WE'LL REVERSE THE EARTH'S 80 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:08,068 ORBIT. YOU KNOW 'SUPERMAN' ISN'T A DOCUMENTARY, RIGHT?" 81 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,771 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THIS WEEK, THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL IS HAPPENING ON THE 82 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,741 COAST OF FRANCE. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE NEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE 83 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:19,045 WILL HAVE A SURPRISE PREMIER AT THE FESTIVAL THEY EVEN CUT A SPECIAL NEVER 84 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,048 BEFORE SEEN TRAILER JUST FOR CANNES TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 85 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:22,048 CANNES TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 86 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:29,589 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 87 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:39,099 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE * >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 88 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:44,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FAST - >> Steve: WOW! 89 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,408 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, I READ THAT LOBSTER PRICES ARE INCREASING DUE TO LIMITED SUPPLY AND HIGH 90 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,545 DEMAND BUT IT'LL BE WORTH ALL THE MONEY AND THE HOUR OF LABOR 91 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:56,383 ONCE YOU GET THOSE TWO SMALL CHUNKS OF MEAT OUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,552 I'M WEARING A BIB, AND MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC? 93 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,287 MEANWHILE, THE CEO OF SIZZLER IS LIKE, "I KNEW KEEPING LOBSTERS IN A GRAY TANK FOR 94 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:07,761 FIVE YEARS WOULD PAY OFF." [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 95 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,362 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 96 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:23,376 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 97 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:31,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 98 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,954 SHE IS RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF "GOSSIP GIRL" ON HBO MAX. KRISTEN BELL IS HERE, TONIGHT. 99 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:40,260 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE KRISTEN BELL. 100 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:44,064 PLUS FROM THE NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES, "LISEY'S STORY," DANE DeHAAN IS HERE. 101 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:49,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MIGOS! 102 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:57,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CULTURE III." I HAVE, RIGHT HERE, THIS -- I 103 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:03,249 KEPT A PIECE OF CONFETTI FROM LAST NIGHT'S -- WE DID A BIT LAST NIGHT, "BROADWAY'S BACK," 104 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:07,220 WITH SOME OF - LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,591 >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO. 106 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,861 IT WAS AMAZING THAT WE -- THAT WE PULLED IT OFF AND I THANK YOU, QUEST, ROOTS, 107 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:18,198 YOU GUYS, THAT WAS AWESOME AND EVERYBODY. BUT, I MEAN, SO MANY THINGS 108 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,467 COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT PIECE, 'CAUSE IT'S ONE CONTINUOUS SHOT, AND IS, YOU KNOW, NINE 109 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,903 PERFORMERS, AND THEY'RE ALL PROS SO -- BUT RIGHT BEFORE WE WERE 110 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:31,578 ABOUT TO DO THE BIT -- ANYWAYS -- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL THE STORY 111 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,214 I END THE BIT -- I THOUGHT WE WERE IN COMMERCIAL BREAK AFTER IT WAS DONE I WAS LIKE, 112 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:40,053 "CONFETTI, CONFETTI. I WAS JUST YELLING IT, AND I GO, "CONFETTI MEANS SOMETHING. 113 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,856 HERE'S WHY I SAID IT SO, TWO REASONS. ONE, CONFETTI MEANS THERE'S 114 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,191 A PARTY, I GUESS I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK AFTER THE FACT 115 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,729 >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT REALLY, YEAH, OUR PRODUCERS AND OUR WRITERS OF 116 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,464 THE BIT CAME UP RIGHT BEFORE, AND THEY SAID, "HEY, IF SOMETHING -- IF WE NOTICE 117 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,166 SOMETHING GOING WRONG DURING THE BIT, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHOOT THE CONFETTI CANNONS." 118 00:08:53,166 --> 00:09:02,809 SO, I GO, "OKAY. SO WE DID THE WHOLE BIT. AND, MAN, IT WAS EMOTIONAL 119 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,011 IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN AS WE WERE FINISHING THE THING, CONFETTI JUST 120 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,613 STARTED FLYING, AND I WAS LIKE, "YES!" WE -- I KNEW RIGHT THERE WE HAD 121 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:10,283 SOMETHING. >> Steve: AW >> Jimmy: SO, THAT WAS SO 122 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,786 EXCITING SO, I WAS JUST YELLING AROUND SAYING, "CONFETTI, CONFETTI. 123 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:17,557 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M KEEPING THIS, AND I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS IN MY 124 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,592 HOUSE. IT ACTUALLY WAS -- I SHOULD -- YEAH, I'M GOING TO PUT, OH, OH, 125 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,895 MY GOD >> Steve: OH, GOD -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 126 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,330 >> Steve: THAT'S LOST FOREVER. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, I JUST ROLLED OVER IT 127 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,133 NO, OKAY I'M GONNA PUT IT WITH MIGOS FOR A LITTLE BIT 128 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,403 UM, GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH 129 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,806 BETTER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND 130 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,075 IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 131 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:40,780 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * NEWS AND IMPROVED * 132 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,883 >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, 133 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:48,221 "SANDERS INTRODUCES HEALTH CARE BILL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 134 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,857 THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED, 'CAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE 135 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:54,928 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GRANDFATHER SNAPPED SELFIE TRYING TO UNLOCK HIS PHONE." 136 00:09:54,928 --> 00:10:01,468 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO, HERE 137 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:05,939 THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS, "BIDEN EMBARKS ON EUROPEAN TOUR." 138 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,274 BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN SLOWLY REALIZING HE 139 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:14,014 DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THE PERSON HE'S WAVING TO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:20,820 UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "ROYAL FAMILY VISITS SCOTLAND. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "NO 141 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,924 END IN SIGHT, AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE RECITAL ENTERS SECOND HOUR." 142 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:33,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT KID LEFT. >> Jimmy: HE'S SO BUMMED 143 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,335 YES. "AND NOW THE TEACHERS WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM SOMETHING. 144 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,638 >> Steve: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY? 145 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,840 WE KNOW THEY CAN DANCE >> Steve: YEAH, WE KNOW THEY CAN -- 146 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,210 >> Jimmy: WE JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS DANCE, PLEASE >> Steve: AND WE'D LIKE TO 147 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:48,682 THANK OUR TEACHERS AGAIN >> Jimmy: WITH ANOTHER REPRISE OF THEIR DANCE 148 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:53,319 THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MERKEL ATTENDS PRESS CONFERENCE." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "CEOs 149 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:58,958 REGRET NOT USING OVERHEAD PROJECTOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 150 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:04,130 "YOU SEE -- SEE, THE SECOND QUARTER NUMBERS ARE HERE WE GOTTA GET THEM UP HERE. 151 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:11,971 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS, "BORIS JOHNSON HOSTS 152 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,074 G7 SUMMIT. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MAN USES KNIFE TO FISH POP-TART OUT 153 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:19,179 OF TOASTER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE ALL DONE IT. 154 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:23,450 GOT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY. THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "ROGER STONE ATTENDS RALLY." 155 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:33,493 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "WANT TO FEEL OLD? THIS IS WHAT TOM BRADY LOOKS 156 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,129 >> Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SEASON ENDS FOR ENGLISH SOCCER LEAGUE." 157 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,199 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MYSTERY DROP OF WATER FELL DOWN BACK OF SHIRT." 158 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:46,840 IT'S LIKE -- [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS, 159 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,343 "RED SOX BEAT THE MARLINS. THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "LOCAL DAD SENT TO HOSPITAL 160 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,713 AFTER ATTEMPTING TIKTOK DANCE. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." 161 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,883 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. 162 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:16,069 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 163 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,972 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 164 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,708 NOW, LOOK, WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT 165 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:57,677 BUT RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU. 00:13:01,381 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEE. YEAH, COME ON, LEE 167 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:06,753 I SEE YOU HAVE PROPS WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US 168 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:12,092 >> I AM GOING TO BE BALANCING A BOOK ON MY HEAD, PLAYING THE MELODICA 169 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:17,464 THIS IS MY GLORIFIED MELODICA STAND. I MEAN, LOVELY ROOMMATE ANNA 170 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,333 >> Jimmy: HEY, ANNA. HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 171 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,602 >> I WILL ALSO BE SPINNING A A PIECE OF COLOR GUARD EQUIPMENT. 172 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:29,175 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE WHAT A TALENT. 173 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,077 HOW DID YOU -- HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU COULD DO THIS 174 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,180 >> OH, IT WAS JUST SHEER LUCK. I KNEW I COULD DO EACH OF THESE THINGS INDIVIDUALLY, AND I 175 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,083 FIGURED, "LET'S SEE IF I CAN PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, I THINK 176 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,219 IT'S GOING TO BE A SHOW STOPPER. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR 177 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,155 IT >> ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO 178 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:51,398 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THE BOOK. THAT'S ONE DOWN THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 179 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:56,202 UH-HUH WOW. * 180 00:13:56,202 --> 00:14:01,541 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH 181 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:07,113 OH, FANTASTIC! * LEE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 182 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,817 OH, MY GOD ANNA, YOUR ASSISTANT, ANNA THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 183 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:14,854 * VERY TALENTED. THAT'S FANTASTIC 184 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:19,125 THANK YOU. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST HERE HEY, BUD 185 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:23,063 >> HELLO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU PAL? 186 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,499 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M SAM AND I'M FROM 187 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,936 GEORGETOWN, KENTUCKY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, WELCOME TO THE 188 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,573 SHOW, SAM. SAM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME ARTWORK THERE 189 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:41,214 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT IN A PRISON SOMEWHERE, ARE YOU, SAM? 190 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,982 ARE YOU OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 191 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,685 I TOOK IT ALL OFF THE WALL IT GETS A BIT BUSY >> Jimmy: OH, I APPRECIATE IT, 192 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:49,723 BUDDY. WHAT IS THE TALENT THAT YOU'LL BE SHOWING US TONIGHT, BUD 193 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:54,294 >> OH, I CAN DO A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE WHEEL FROM "THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE." 194 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:59,099 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAM? SAM, YOU'RE SITTING IN FRONT 195 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,102 OF, LIKE, THREE GUITARS. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST SAYING. 196 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,904 YOU TOOK THE POSTERS OFF THE WALL YOU HAVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 197 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,208 WHAT IS YOUR TALENT AGAIN? YOU'RE MAKING THE SOUND OF THE WHAT 198 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:14,514 >> THE WHEEL FROM "THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 199 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,151 >> Jimmy: WELL, I THINK WE CAN MAYBE HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS AUDIENCE, CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT 200 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,788 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'LL SAY, "WHEEL OF FORTUNE," AND SAM WILL DO HIS THING. 201 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:26,259 [ DRUMROLL ] YOU READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. 202 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:37,604 >> WHEEL OF FORTUNE! [ WHEEL OF FORTUNE SPINNING * 203 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:45,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SAM, THAT WAS AMAZING! 204 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,983 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S GOOD TV RIGHT THERE HOW IN THE HECK DID YOU KNOW TO 205 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,919 DO THAT? I LOVE IT. LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST 206 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,422 HERE HELLO! HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE 207 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:59,292 ARE YOU FROM >> HI. I'M KYRA GALLEGO AND I'M FROM 208 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:04,297 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. >> Jimmy: WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 209 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:08,535 WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? 210 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,705 >> WELL, I'M NOT A A VENTRILOQUIST, BUT I CAN TALK WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED 211 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:17,243 >> Jimmy: HMM. ALL RIGHT, I'M INTRIGUED KYRA, LET'S -- SHOW ME WHENEVER 212 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,579 YOU'RE READY YEAH SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO. 213 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:24,851 >> OKAY. JIMMY! HELP ME! 214 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:29,222 IT'S JUSTIN! CAN YOU HEAR ME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:35,161 * >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. DID YOU SAY, "IT'S ME, IT'S 216 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,731 KYRA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? >> JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE 217 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,568 HE'S CALLING FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "IT'S 218 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:46,606 DUSTIN FROM MY LIBIDO. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:53,680 BUT IT'S AMAZING HOW DO YOU DO THAT >> WELL, I'M A TEACHER 220 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,883 SO I GOT TO GET KIDS TO PAY ATTENTION SOMEHOW. SO I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, PAY 221 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:02,555 ATTENTION! AND THEY JUST, "WOAH." >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE WHAT IS 222 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:07,260 GOING ON WELL, I WAS THINKING, THIS COULD BE KIND OF FUN 223 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,230 COULD WE BRING EVERYONE ELSE BACK ON THE SCREEN COULD YOU GUYS MAYBE PLAY US 224 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,266 OUT WITH A SONG IF YOU GUYS COMBINE YOUR TALENTS [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:20,140 >> OH, SURE. WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BALLAD FOR YOU 226 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:37,590 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 227 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:43,630 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 228 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,732 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT SAM 229 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,020 FROM "THE GOOD PLACE" AND "FROZEN. SHE'S RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF 230 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:12,392 "GOSSIP GIRL" BEGINNING JULY 8th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN BELL! 231 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:12,425 JULY 8th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN BELL! 232 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,327 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 233 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:19,866 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 234 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,370 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. 235 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,741 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU JUST WITNESSED, WE 236 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:31,044 HAD SOME REALLY AMAZING TALENTS FROM AROUND -- >> I DID 237 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,814 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID. KIND OF AMAZING, RIGHT IS YOUR MIND BLOWN 238 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,218 >> MY MIND'S BLOWN AND I KIND OF WANT TO SHOW YOU MINE >> Jimmy: YEAH 239 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:44,491 DO YOU HAVE A HIDDEN TALENT? >> YEAH. LIKE A HIDDEN TALENT THAT, 240 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,726 LIKE, IS TOTALLY USELESS AND YOU COULD NEVER APPLY TO ANYTHING 241 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,162 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT. 242 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,564 >> WITH THAT KIND OF TALENT? >> Jimmy: YES, WE LOVE THAT! >> I GOT ONE 243 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,802 JIMMY, I HAVE SEPARATE CONTROL OVER MY EYEBALLS DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS? 244 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,804 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. HOLD ON. 245 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,639 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME IN CLOSE. CAN YOU -- IS THAT A GOOD SHOT 246 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,909 >> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY, READY [ AUDIENCE OOHS 247 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,011 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW! WHOA 248 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:11,651 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WOW! 249 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:17,257 WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT >> I DON'T KNOW. 250 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:22,095 I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS A A SEPARATE MUSCLE AND I COULD ALWAYS TAP INTO THEM 251 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,764 BUT I GUESS I ASSUMED EVERYBODY ELSE HAD THAT, TOO AND THEN ONCE, IN LIKE, HIGH 252 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,033 SCHOOL I DID IT AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, WHOA! AND THEN I REALIZED, NOT 253 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,837 EVERYBODY HAS IT AND I'LL BE ABLE TO APPLY IT TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 254 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:35,141 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY THAT'S CORRECT 255 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,344 >> MY TALENT BUT I WILL SAY, DON'T EVER SNEAK UP ON ME BECAUSE I DO 256 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,312 HAVE SEPARATE CONTROL. >> Jimmy: AHH. >> I CAN LOOK. 257 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:43,049 >> Jimmy: YOU SEE EVERYTHING YEAH BUT I WANT TO TALK YOU ABOUT 258 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:49,255 THIS 'CAUSE RECENTLY, IT WAS JUST, IT CAME OUT THAT YOU HAVE A VERY BIG FAN 259 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:55,695 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SAID ON HIS PODCAST, MUCH OF A FAN >> IF YOU SAY SO, JIMMY. 260 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,665 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I'M TELLING YOU. IT WAS SO -- YOUR HUSBAND, DAX, 261 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:05,972 I GUESS HE SENT A QUESTION TO OBAMA'S PODCAST? >> MM-HMM. 262 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,409 >> Jimmy: JUST ASKING -- >> THEY WERE ASKING PEOPLE TO WRITE IN QUESTIONS AND HE ASKED 263 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,513 A QUESTION LIKE, "WHAT WAS IT NOT HAVING A MALE ROLE MODEL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG? 264 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,683 DID THAT AFFECT HOW MUCH YOU WANTED TO SHOW OFF TO OTHER GUYS?" 265 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:23,590 LIKE, YOU KNOW AND YEAH AND HE ANSWERED THE QUESTION BY 266 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,659 GIVING A REAL BIG SHOUTOUT TO "THE GOOD PLACE. >> Jimmy: I -- I WANT TO PLAY 267 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:30,230 EVERYONE THIS CLIP HERE. JUST CHECK OUT THE SHOUTOUTS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA TO KRIS 268 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:30,630 FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA TO KRIS >> OKAY. 269 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,532 >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, DAX, 270 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,336 I'VE GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO YOUR WIFE. BECAUSE I LOVE "THE GOOD 271 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:42,275 PLACE. AND SO YOU SHOULD LET HER KNOW, MALIA, SASHA, MICHELLE, WE ALL 272 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,645 ENJOY THAT SHOW A LOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EXCELLENT. 273 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:52,419 NOW WHERE WERE WE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT 274 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,954 >> I MEAN, IS IT OUR DESTINY TO BE BEST FRIENDS? >> Jimmy: YES. 275 00:20:54,954 --> 00:21:01,928 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT BUT I NEVER KNEW HE MIGHT THINK IT AS WELL 276 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:06,066 I MEAN, WHEN THAT HAPPENED, DAX WAS LIKE, "WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 277 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,802 MY WIFE GETS CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING." [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:10,904 BECAUSE IT WA LIKE DAX WAS WRITING IN THE QUESTION AND THEN HE -- 279 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:12,772 >> Jimmy: "THIS WAS MY BIG MOMENT." YEAH 280 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,477 "THIS IS MY BIG MOMENT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GOING TO KNOW ME, DAX SHEPHERD." 281 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,979 INSTEAD, HE FLIPS IT AROUND AND GOES, "BY THE WAY, I LOVE YOUR WIFE." 282 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,748 IT'S SO AWESOME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT 283 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,452 WHOOPS BUT I WAS SO FLATTERED I MEAN, WE KNEW -- WE DID KNOW, 284 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:29,189 LIKE WHEN "THE GOOD PLACE" WAS HAPPENING, YOU KNOW, MIKE SCHUR, WHO WE BOTH KNOW 285 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:33,860 AND LOVE, WE DEFINITELY FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS, LIKE, ON HIS WATCH LIST OF HIS FAVORITE TV 286 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,930 SHOWS AND WE ALL FREAKED OUT BUT YEAH I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET LIKE A 287 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,766 A PERSONAL SHOUTOUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I DO THINK THIS IS 288 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,803 DESTINY FOR A VERY, VERY BEST FRIENDSHIP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 289 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,439 NOT TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON ANYBODY THAT I KNOW. >> Jimmy: NO, NO PRESSURE. 290 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:50,010 YEAH I'LL PUT YOU GUYS IN TOUCH YEAH, YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PALS. 291 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,778 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "GOSSIP GIRL." I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BACK. 292 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,781 I'M SO EXCITED I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 293 00:21:54,781 --> 00:22:00,320 WE WANT IT BACK. IT'S ON HBO MAX STARTING JULY 8th 294 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,856 AND YOU'RE RETURNING AS THE VOICE OF "GOSSIP GIRL. >> YOU KNOW IT 295 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:08,061 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE -- I LOVE YOUR VOICE, 296 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,797 BUT I MEAN -- I LOVE EVERYTHING I LOVE YOUR ACTING 297 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:15,168 BUT I THINK YOUR VOICE -- DO YOU LIKE DOING VOICEOVERS AND CARTOONS 298 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:21,508 >> I LOVE IT I MEAN, I ESPECIALLY -- YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE CHALLENGE OF 299 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:26,112 HAVING TO EVOKE EMOTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE BY USING ONLY ONE TOOL 300 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,816 LIKE THE TONE, PITCH, CADENCE OF MY VOICE. IT'S REALLY FUN. 301 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,651 AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, ON "GOSSIP GIRL" -- LIKE THE NEW SHOW IS REALLY COOL 'CAUSE IT TALKS 302 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:37,257 ABOUT HOW SOCIAL MEDIA HAS CHANGED US AND IT IS MORE RISQUE 'CAUSE IT IS ON HBO MAX 303 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,726 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A TWIST AT THE END OF EPISODE ONE THAT'S 304 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,962 REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT -- SO, THAT'S FUN BUT THAT'S MUCH MORE OF, LIKE, 305 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,833 A CHARACTER. AND THEN WITH "FROZEN," IT'S -- I GUESS IT'S ALSO A CHARACTER 306 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:51,371 BECAUSE IT IS A LITTLE MORE BUBBLY THAN I AM BUT I JUST LIKE STORY TELLING 307 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:57,577 AND I LIKE BEING ABLE TO HAVE THE CHALLENGE OF ONLY USING MY VOICE. 308 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,879 ALSO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FROM V.O.'S YOU'VE DONE, YOU REALLY CAN GO IN YOUR PAJAMAS AND IT'S 309 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,717 GREAT. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> BUT, IT'S ALSO BEEN THE MAIN 310 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:07,921 FORM OF WORK THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO DURING THE PANDEMIC BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE 311 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:13,059 A MICROPHONE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE CONTACT WITH PEOPLE. AND IT'S KIND OF INCREDIBLE. 312 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:18,298 AND DURING THE PANDEMIC, MONICA PADMAN, WHO HOSTS "ARMCHAIR EXPERT", MY HUSBAND'S 313 00:23:18,298 --> 00:23:22,602 PODCAST WITH HIM, CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA FOR US TO DO WE'RE GOING TO START A PODCAST 314 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:26,072 THAT WILL LAUNCH IN A COUPLE WEEKS IN THE END OF JUNE WE INTERVIEWED TEN, LIKE, 315 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:32,379 PHENOMENAL WOMEN THAT HAVE CRACKED THE GLASS CEILING THAT WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO. 316 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:38,451 SO WE GOT TO INTERVIEW, IT'S CALLED "SHATTERED GLASS. AND WE GOT TO INTERVIEW, LIKE, 317 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:44,457 DIANE VON FURSTENBERG, MALALA YOUSAFZAI, OPRAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 318 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,527 I MEAN, SOME REALLY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE BUT JUST HAVE LIKE DOWN TO 319 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:53,233 EARTH CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM ABOUT THEIR MISTAKES AND HOW THEY CARE FOR THEMSELVES 320 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:56,636 AND THEN WE GOT SARA BAREILLES TO SING -- TO SING THE THEME SONG WITH THE DETROIT 321 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,139 CHILDREN'S CHOIR >> Jimmy: I LOVE SARA BAREILLES 322 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:02,842 [ APPLAUSE ] >> I GOT TO SAY, LIKE, THIS BEHIND THE MICROPHONE THING, IT 323 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,045 MIGHT BECOME THE REST OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, WE'LL 324 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:08,314 TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE ANY KRISTEN BELL I CAN GET. 325 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:12,152 HERE'S A FIRST LOOK AT THE PIECE OF THE TRAILER FOR "GOSSIP GIRL." 326 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:12,619 "GOSSIP GIRL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 327 00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:15,789 * 328 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:22,862 >> WHO WAIT FOR THE LIGHT? >> SHE'S NOT FROM HERE >> HEY 329 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:29,302 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME HANG WITH US TONIGHT? [ ELEVATOR RINGS ] 330 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:35,208 * TOO MANY JOY RIDES IN DADDY'S JAGUAR TOO MANY WHITE LIES AN 331 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:40,347 WHITE LINES * * SUPER RICH KIDS WIT NOTHING BUT LOOSE ENDS * 332 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:44,551 [ PHONE BUZZES ] >> DID YOU MISS ME I KNOW I'VE MISSED YOU 333 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:44,584 >> DID YOU MISS ME I KNOW I'VE MISSED YOU 334 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:51,091 >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, WE'RE ALL GOING CRAZY 335 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,993 HERE YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE FULL "GOSSIP GIRL" TRAILER ON HBO 336 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:58,264 MAX YOUTUBE PAGE KRISTEN AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK 337 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:18,051 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 338 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,253 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH THE ONE 339 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,655 AND ONLY KRISTEN BELL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A 340 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:27,761 A BRAND NEW GAME CALLED "YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE. 341 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,497 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU CAN ONLY KEEP 342 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:34,501 YOU CAN KEEP YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE * >> Jimmy: THIS IS BASED ON THE 343 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:38,171 POPULAR INTERNET TREND EACH ROUND, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THREE CHOICES. 344 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:42,676 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH OF THE THREE YOU WOULD KEEP IF YOU COULD ONLY KEEP ONE. 345 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:45,078 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT? LET'S SEE THE FIRST THREE 346 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,082 OPTIONS. ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE FRENCH FRIES, CURLY 347 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:55,789 FRIES, OR WAFFLE FRIES [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO 348 00:25:55,789 --> 00:25:58,091 MAKE THIS DECISION >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- ALL RIGHT, WAIT 349 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:01,561 I'VE GOT AN ANSWER, I THINK. YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE. >> OKAY, I THINK I DO TOO. 350 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:06,800 LET'S SEE IF WE AGREE. LET'S SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME. >> Both: ONE, TWO, THREE 351 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,737 >> Jimmy: FRENCH FRIES >> CURLY FRIES >> Jimmy: WOW! 352 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,674 WOW! >> WHY DID YOU PICK FRENCH FRIES? 353 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:18,311 THE MOST BORING OF ALL THE FRIES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALSO, JUST 354 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,380 CLASSIC. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I WENT CLASSIC 355 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,049 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM GO AWAY. SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE 356 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:27,921 FUTURE, AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, IF WE CHOOSE, THE REST 357 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:30,757 OF THEM GO AWAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 358 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,760 THAT'S NOT PART OF THE GAME. NO, THEY DON'T GO AWAY I WAS JUST THINKING -- WELL, 359 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,228 YOU'RE THE ONE PLAYING THE GAME NOT ME 360 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:38,365 ALL RIGHT. NEXT ROUND YOUR OPTIONS ARE -- THIS IS 361 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:42,102 A TOUGHIE. "THE LITTLE MERMAID," "ALADDIN," "LION KING. 362 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:46,072 >> I GOT TO GO >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO YOU CAN'T GO 363 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,807 >> I HAVE TO GO. I JUST FOUND OUT I'M NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 364 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,076 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KRISTEN! >> I'M SO SORRY. 365 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:56,349 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS "LITTLE MERMAID," "ALADDIN," "LION KING." 366 00:26:56,349 --> 00:27:03,423 YOUR KIDS ARE IN THAT AGE. I MEAN, THESE ARE CLASSICS >> JIMMY 367 00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:06,659 CAN I GET FIRED FROM DISNEY IF I TELL YOU MY REAL ANSWER? [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,596 DO WE THINK? LIKE, CAN WE HAVE THE LAWYERS CHECK INTO IT? 369 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:11,364 OKAY, OKAY I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY GUT INSTINCT BECAUSE IT WAS MY 370 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:16,436 FAVORITE I THINK I GOT TO KEEP "ALADDIN." 371 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:20,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 372 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:23,209 >> Jimmy: "ALADDIN"! >> YEAH. I LIKE HIS SCRAPPINESS 373 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,647 I LOVED ABU. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE LIVE VERSION. 374 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:33,787 THE BROADWAY VERSION BUT YOU YOU'VE GOT TO GO "LITTLE MERMAID", RIGHT? 375 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:36,089 [ CHEERS ] "LION KING"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 376 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:39,192 "LION KING," THE CROWD FAVORITE >> EVERYBODY LOVES "LION KING. 377 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:41,961 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE "LION KING." >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 378 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:45,532 >> I DO LIKE "LION KING. I DON'T KNOW WHY - THIS IS, LIKE, THE HARDEST - 379 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:48,401 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS SO FUN >> -- TOO DIFFICULT. >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS TOO FUN. 380 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:50,704 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE NEXT - >> SO FUN. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 381 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,872 >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS HOW ABOUT THIS MERYL STREEP IN "THE DEVIL 382 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,308 WEARS PRADA. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] MERYL STREEP IN "MAMMA MIA." 383 00:27:55,308 --> 00:28:02,749 OR MERYL STREEP IN "LITTLE WOMEN. LET'S DISCUSS. 384 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,584 PEOPLE ARE WALKING OUT RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE -- 385 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:08,021 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T TAKE THIS. >> WELL, DON'T -- BUT LISTEN 386 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:11,057 EVERYBODY WHO'S LEAVING. STOP FOR A SECOND. [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,792 WE'RE KEEPING TWO OUT OF THREE MERYLS >> Jimmy: YES, YES 388 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,161 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO >> WE'RE GETTING RID OF TWO OUT 389 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,097 OF THREE MERYLS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M NOT - 390 00:28:17,097 --> 00:28:19,799 >> Jimmy: KEEPING ONE MERYL. >> KEEPING ONE MERYL OKAY 391 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,634 I'M GOING WITH THIS. 'CAUSE IT'S -- THE AMOUNT OF TIME I'VE HAD TO WATCH "MAMMA 392 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:27,140 MIA" BECAUSE MY KIDS LOVE IT SO MUCH RECENTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,075 IT'S GOT TO BE "MAMA MIA." >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE LIKES THAT 394 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,211 >> AND SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN "MAMMA MIA." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL GO WITH 395 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,047 THAT, TOO. I -- "DEVIL WEARS PRADA," THOUGH 396 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:38,318 SHE REALLY - [ CHEERS ] >> OBVIOUSLY, SHE KILLS IT IN 397 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:41,554 "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA." >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS AN INSANE ONE 398 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:44,624 I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE NEXT ONE I'M EVEN GOING TO WRITE I DOWN 399 00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:51,064 DO I HAVE PAPER? I'LL WRITE IT DOWN CAN I WRITE THIS DOWN? 400 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,333 THIS IS KIND OF AN EASY ONE, I THINK. >> THAT'S A REAL DESK, HUH 401 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,435 IT'S NOT A PROP DESK THERE'S REAL PAPER IN REAL DRAWERS? 402 00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:56,836 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I PLANNED THIS OUT. 403 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,240 I PLANNED THIS BIT OUT EARLIER [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, OKAY. 404 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,510 >> Jimmy: IT'S A REAL -- IT'S A WORKING DESK I SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FROM MY 405 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:06,279 DESK [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S PRACTICAL. 406 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:08,581 THAT'S WHAT WE SAY IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS >> Jimmy: YEAH 407 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,483 THIS ACTUALLY IS A WORKING DESK YEAH 408 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,019 BUT I DON'T USE IT -- ONLY FOR TALKING. YEAH, NOT FOR DESKING. 409 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,021 ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? THIS ONE'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND 410 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:20,393 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: RED STARBURST, PINK STARBURST, YELLOW STARBURST. 411 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:23,930 >> NO CONTEST. NO CONTEST I KNOW MY ANSWER 412 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:28,501 >> Jimmy: NO CONTEST >> TWO OF THEM ARE GROSS AND ONE OF THEM RULES. 413 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,705 THAT'S HOW I KNOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> PINK. 414 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:37,377 [ CHEERS ] * THIS WAS THE EASIEST ONE FOR 415 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:41,047 ME >> Jimmy: I WENT WITH -- I WENT WITH RED. 416 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:45,785 [ CHEERS ] I LOVE RED >> SEE, JIMMY, IF THERE'S ONE 417 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:52,125 THING THAT WE'VE LEARNED IN LIFE, IT'S THAT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS EVEN IF WE DISAGREE. 418 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,729 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S THE ONE THING WE CAN ACTUALLY - 419 00:29:55,729 --> 00:30:00,000 I LOVE THAT. ALL RIGHT, WE CAN ALSO SPLIT A A PACK OF STARBURST AND BOTH BE 420 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,370 REALLY SUPER HAPPY >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD 421 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:07,007 STARBURST BUDDIES FOR LIFE KRISTEN BELL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 422 00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:10,510 "GOSSIP GIRL" PREMIERES JULY 8th ON HBO MAX. SHE'S THE BEST 423 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:12,445 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DANE DeHAAN, EVERYONE 424 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:35,802 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 425 00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:43,343 A FANTASTIC ACTOR YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW SERIES, "LISEY'S STORY. 426 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:46,012 NEW EPISODES ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS HERE IS DANE DeHAAN. 427 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:46,046 FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS HERE IS DANE DeHAAN. 428 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:48,581 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. 429 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:50,950 DANE, OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY. >> HEY, MAN. 430 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,553 HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK THANK YOU FOR COMING ON OUR 431 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:59,526 SHOW YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS. 432 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:03,363 BUT YOU WERE OUR LAST GUEST ON OUR SHOW BEFORE WE SHUT -- EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN 433 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:08,401 >> YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE I REMEMBER ACTUALLY I THINK MAYBE TO THIS 434 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,837 DAY, YOU'RE THE LAST HAND THAT I SHOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:31:10,837 --> 00:31:16,176 YOU KNOW I THINK SINCE THEN, IT'S BEEN ALL LIKE FIST BUMPS, ELBOW 436 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:18,912 BUMPS, THAT KIND OF STUFF. >> Jimmy: BOWING YEAH, EXACTLY. 437 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,747 YEAH NO WAY, AM I THE LAST HAND SHAKE. 438 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:25,118 I LOVE IT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN. 439 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:27,887 >> YEAH, ME TOO, MAN I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ON 440 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:31,891 ZOOM >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING BACK THEN, SINCE THEN YOU WERE 441 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,394 TALKING ABOUT -- YOU WERE HAVING A SECOND KID. AND YOU DID. 442 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:37,897 AND CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE A BABY BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 443 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:41,835 >> THANK YOU YEAH YEAH 444 00:31:41,835 --> 00:31:44,838 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S LIFE LIKE WITH TWO KIDS >> IT'S GOOD 445 00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:49,943 YOU KNOW, WE'RE A UNIT OF FOUR YOU KNOW, BERT IS MY SON'S NAME AND HE'S A PANDEMIC BABY 446 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:55,115 HE'S ALREADY 1 YEAR OLD. WE READ HIM YOUR BOOK, THE "EVERYTHING IS DADA" BOOK. 447 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:58,251 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] >> AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK ONE 448 00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:03,390 THING THAT'S GREAT ABOUT THAT BOOK IS IT'S THE ONLY BOOK THAT I FOUND THAT HAS AN ACCURATE 449 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:08,928 BUNNY SOUND IN IT. WHICH IS SNIP, SNIP. SO IF YOU ASK HIM WHAT DOES 450 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,598 A BUNNY SAY, HE GOES - [ SNIPPING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,667 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S THE BEST! >> IT'S THE CUTEST THING 452 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,704 IT'S THE CUTEST THING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE BERT. I LOVED IT 453 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:21,841 THANK YOU FOR DOING IT BERT. >> YEAH, WELL THANK YOU. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 454 00:32:21,841 --> 00:32:23,810 SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY. 'CAUSE THERE'S RUMORS THAT YOU 455 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:28,114 WERE GOING TO COME BACK FOR THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN 3. AND YOU SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT. 456 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,484 I'M NOT COMING -- I'M NOT IN THAT MOVIE TRUST ME I WOULD TELL YOU. 457 00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:35,088 I'M NOT. OR I WON'T TELL YOU. BUT EITHER WAY I'M TELLING YOU 458 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:39,993 THAT YOU I'M NOT IN IT SO THAT IS THE TRUTH." AND THEN, SO PEOPLE BELIEVED 459 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:42,395 YOU, KIND OF MOST PEOPLE BELIEVED YOU >> I THINK SO. 460 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,764 >> Jimmy: YEAH THE ONE PERSON THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU WAS YOUR MOM 461 00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:48,968 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. THAT'S TRUE. 462 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:52,672 YEAH, MY MOM WHO'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH 463 00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:55,175 AND SHE'S MY BIGGEST FAN SO SHE HAS GOOGLE ALERTS ON ME, YOU KNOW 464 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:59,879 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IF SOMETHING COMES OUT ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET, SHE'S 465 00:32:59,879 --> 00:33:05,385 PROBABLY THE FIRST TO READ IT. YOU KNOW, AND I WOULD BE FACETIMING WITH HER DURING THIS 466 00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:10,924 PAST YEAR, AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE NEW SPIDER-MAN MOVIE." 467 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:18,064 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'D BE LIKE, "UH, NO, MOM. LIKE, IF I WAS IN THE NEW 468 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:21,067 SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WOULDN'T BE, LIKE, ON MY COUCH GROUNDING IN CHILDREN RIGHT NOW FACETIMING 469 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:24,270 WITH YOU LIKE I WOULD BE ON THE SET OF SPIDER-MAN." 470 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,139 >> Jimmy: FILMING, YEAH. >> "IT WOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS. 471 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:29,075 BUT SHE -- YOU KNOW, SHE JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY 472 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:34,114 RETWEETED A STORY THAT SAYS, "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY MOM SO SHE CAN STOP ASKING 473 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:35,749 ABOUT THIS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S RIGHT. 474 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:41,421 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I BASICALLY -- I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN GOOGLE ALERT FOR 475 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,190 MY MOM SO SHE COULD READ ON THE INTERNET THAT I WASN'T IN "SPIDER-MAN" BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T 476 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,994 BELIEVE ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 477 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:52,766 YOUR NEW SHOW, "LISEY'S STORY. IT IS ON APPLE TV PLUS THEY'RE RELEASING ONE EPISODE 478 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:56,736 EVERY FRIDAY WE HAD JULIANNE MOORE ON THE SHOW TALKING ABOUT IT. 479 00:33:56,736 --> 00:34:01,041 YOU PLAY A REALLY, REALLY, AND I'M SAY THIS IN THE NICEST WAY, CREEPY CHARACTER 480 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:05,712 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DO, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:08,114 JIM DOOLY, HE'S A CREEPY GUY YEAH >> Jimmy: JIM DOOLY. 482 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,083 WHAT A GOOD NAME, TOO. LOOK, HERE'S A PICTURE THIS GUY. 483 00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:16,423 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THAT'S FANTASTIC HOW DID YOU GET INTO CHARACTER 484 00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:20,060 WHAT WAS IT LIKE >> IT WAS A REALLY INTERESTING PROCESS. 485 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:24,497 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THAT PICTURE, THAT'S ACTUALLY LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MAKE-UP. 486 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:29,069 SO I WOULD GO TO WORK AND I WOULD SIT IN THE MAKE-UP CHAIR AND I WOULD SLOWLY WATCH MYSELF 487 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:35,075 GET, LIKE, OLDER AND DIRTIER AND UGLIER AND CREEPIER. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE KIND 488 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:39,913 OF -- WE HAD THIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL COLLABORATIVE PROCESS BETWEEN THE DIRECTOR, 489 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:44,084 PABLO LARRAIN, AND STEPHEN KING, WHO WROTE IT, AND MYSELF WHERE WE JUST - 490 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:50,223 IT WAS AN EXPLORATION. AND WE DID SO MUCH STUFF THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT 491 00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:54,994 YOU KNOW, TO HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO CREATE A VILLAIN WITH STEPHEN KING, LIKE, IN 492 00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:58,198 REAL-TIME, IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE 493 00:34:58,198 --> 00:35:01,334 SHOW FOR EVERYONE? >> YEAH. SO, IT'S CALLED "LISEY'S 494 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:06,840 STORY. IT'S BASED ON STEPHEN KING'S NOVEL OF THE SAME NAME 495 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,177 IT FOLLOWS LISEY WHO IS PLAYED BY JULIANNE MOORE. AND HER HUSBAND SCOTT LANDON 496 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:16,816 HAS RECENTLY DIED. IT'S PLAYED BY CLIVE OWEN. AND THERE'S ALL THESE 497 00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:21,154 UNPUBLISHED WORKS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 498 00:35:21,154 --> 00:35:24,090 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DANE DeHAAN IN "LISEY'S STORY. 499 00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:24,657 STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT HIS 500 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:30,063 >> HE TAUGHT ME TO READ. 501 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:40,440 HE TAUGHT ME TO THINK. HE TAUGHT ME TO FEEL HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED SO 502 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,243 YOUNG. HE SHOULD HAVE WON ALL THE BIG PRIZES LIKE THE PULITZER AND 503 00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:56,890 THE NOBEL ONE. BUT HE DIED TOO SOON AND THEY WOULD STILL GIVE HIM 504 00:35:56,890 --> 00:36:08,034 THOSE AWARDS IF THEY COULD FIND THOSE OTHER STORIES. THOSE OTHER STORIES. 505 00:36:08,034 --> 00:36:15,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GREAT. YOU ALWAYS DO GREAT WORK 506 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:19,913 DANE DeHAAN, EVERYBODY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NEW EPISODES OF 507 00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:24,384 "LISEY'S STORY" ARE AVAILABLE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 508 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:27,887 A PERFORMANCE FROM MIGOS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 509 00:36:27,887 --> 00:36:46,072 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "AVALANCHE" FROM THEIR NEW 510 00:36:46,072 --> 00:36:49,109 ALBUM "CULTURE III," OUT THIS FRIDAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MIGOS 511 00:36:52,145 --> 00:36:55,148 * * POPPA WAS A ROLLING STONE BUT NOW I GOT ROLLING STONES 512 00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:58,651 IN THE BEZEL MOMMA AT HOME ALL ALONE * * HUSTLING TRYING T 513 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:02,455 KEEP THIS TOGETHER YOUNG -- SMOKING ON GA I'M LIVING TOO FAST * 514 00:37:02,455 --> 00:37:06,059 * MY FOOT ON THE PEDA IF I GOT BACK TO THE PAS MY -- AIN'T KNOW WE'D BE 515 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:11,031 ROCKIN' COACHELLA * * IF A -- EVER TRY ME OR PLAY ME 516 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:13,400 I BUY HIM AN ICED OUT SHOVEL DIG YA OWN GRAVE * * YOU PLAYED YOURSELF 517 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,537 I PUT SOME CAS ON YOUR SCHEDULE * * IF A -- EVER TRY TO 518 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:19,506 FILET ME HUH I JUST SIT BAC AND LET HER * 519 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:21,808 * THINK SHE COME UP OF THE CHO IT'S WHATEVER MY POCKETS CAME WITH 520 00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:25,545 EXTRA CHEDDAR * * I CAN SEE THROUGH THE - I THINK THAT MY SKILLS 521 00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:28,148 GETTING BETTER * * WITH A STICK COME IN PEAC MANDEL 522 00:37:28,148 --> 00:37:33,353 I'M WILLING TO FEED WHOEVE HOW CAN I HELP YOU * * NOBODY JUDGE YOU BUT GO 523 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:35,488 YOU CAN WATCH US BEAT THE ODDS * * THIS AIN'T NO CAP 524 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:38,425 NO FACAD YOUNG RICH AND BLACK AND WE GON' BEAT THE CHARGE * 525 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:41,828 * I'M SPENDING CASH NO CARD I'M LIKING HER NATURAL - NO FRAUD * 526 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:45,532 * IF SHE GOT A FAKE - OF COURSE GIRL AIN'T NOTHIN' WRON 527 00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:48,101 WITH ENHANCING IT'S YOURS * * FROM THE BACK FROM THE BACK WE ENJOY I 528 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,770 100 RACK I'MA ATTACK WITH MY BOYS * * GOT THE CLIP WALKING OU 529 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:55,175 WE BE SHOWIN ANYBODY CHECK CLOU WE BE KNOWIN' * 530 00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:58,078 * IN AND OU IN AND OUT WE BE GOIN' ON A 757 BOEING * 531 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,280 * AND MY AP SAME SIZE AS THE FORUM BETTER GET YOU SOME BREA 532 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,649 WHERE YOU FROM * * I SPEND MY MILL ON THE CRI 533 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:05,218 COVER MYSELF F&N IS MY -- * * I SPENT DIM 534 00:38:05,218 --> 00:38:08,054 GO RUN YOU A DRILL IF YOU DO THE TIME COME HOME TO A MEAL * 535 00:38:08,054 --> 00:38:11,124 * DOUBLE MY SEA SIGN ANOTHER DEA G6 PILLS 536 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,893 MONEY GIVE ME CHILLS * * I MAKE THE -- HIT HER KNEES SHE KNEE 537 00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:17,597 I MAKE THE STICK HIT WHEN I'M IN THE FIELD * M I MADE YOUR -- EAT IT UP 538 00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:19,933 LIKE E SPEND 100 RACKS ON THE TEETH NOT A GRILL * 539 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:22,235 * LOOKIN' AT YOUR DIAMOND ON YOUR NECK AIN'T REA YOU 540 00:38:22,235 --> 00:38:25,839 LET THE DRACO * * HEARD WHAT I SAID SPINNIN' YOUR BLOCK EVERY DA 541 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:28,308 TIL' YOU'RE DEAD * * LIVE ON THE EDG MY MED 542 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:32,645 OPEN YOUR LEGS MY STICK IN THE BED * * WE NOT FIGHTING LIKE CRAI 543 00:38:32,645 --> 00:38:36,049 BAD -- THEY DM THEY STILL IN MY THREAD * * THEY AIN'T NEVE 544 00:38:36,049 --> 00:38:39,052 GIVE US OUR CRED PATEK ROSE GOLD WITH THE FACE RUBY RED * 545 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:41,788 * PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR LEG PUT MY HANDS ON HER HEAD 546 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:44,424 SHE A PET * * M-I-G-O THAT'S THE SET 547 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:47,460 THAT P.O I'MA JUST PAY IT * * WHITE GLASS IN MY LAMBO 548 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:50,764 IT LOOK LIKE IT'S ALBINO I HIT YOUR -- SHE SAY OUCH HIT A HIGH NOTE * 549 00:38:50,764 --> 00:38:53,366 * I'M RICHIE RICH LIKE LIONE COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS DON'T 550 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:56,636 WORRY ABOUT THE RIVAL * * GRANDMA TOLD ME GO READ THE BIBL 551 00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:59,072 SHOULD'VE LISTENED STILL LOOK AT THE SKY THOUGH * * SIFTER SIPPIN 552 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:02,008 THIS NOT THE MOSCATO I'M GIFTED I'M SMOKIN' GELATO * 553 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:04,277 M WE BEEN THE -- THAT STEPPIN WE CAME IN THE DO' * 554 00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:06,680 * AND THEY TAKIN' THE FLO CALL IT REPO MY DOG HE GON' BIT 555 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,783 NO CHICO * * GET HIT WITH THE DRAC AND MAKE HIM WITH RICO 556 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:13,687 AIN'T SHOPPING RODEO YOU WANNA SEE THE 3 MIGOS * * THEN TURN ON YOUR VIV 557 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:17,624 THE WRAITH COLORED MAY AND THE CHEESE LIKE I AT A BAG OF SOME CHEETOS * 558 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:20,260 * THEY MUST'VE FORGOT WE THE MIGOS STRAIGHT FROM THE NAWF 559 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:23,196 OUT THE BANDO * * I DONE BEEN QUIET FOR TOO LONG 560 00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:26,166 I COPPED THAT CUBA IT'S TWO-TONED * * I HEARD HE TRAPPIN' 561 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:29,102 THEY TAPPIN' THAT STATIC TELL THAT BO GO GET A NEW PHONE * 562 00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:31,838 * OUT IN BEL-AI COPPED A NEW HOM AVALANCHE WITH THE BLUE STON 563 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:35,608 I'M THE -- * * CAN'T FIND A FI MY NECK IS A FRIDG 564 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:38,545 THE RINGS AND WRISTS I RETRO'D THE KICKS * * AIN'T GIVIN' NO KIS 565 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:41,247 I'M GIVIN' HER YOU STARING TOO LONG LIKE YOU SEEN A GHOST * 566 00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:44,284 * SO WHIP OUT YOUR CAMERA TAKE YOU A PIC SO WHEN YOU GET HOME 567 00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:47,120 GET BACK ON YOUR PHONE * * ZOOM IN ON THE FLIC AND LOOK AT TH 568 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,056 SHE ASKED ME TO PAY FO THE -- TO GET LIFTED * * I TOLD HER I'M BETTER OFF 569 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:52,926 GETTING YOU A LYFT THINK I'MA PUT ALL MY TRUS IN A -- WITH NO BENEFITS * 570 00:39:52,926 --> 00:39:55,862 * TELL HER GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF I GO THROUGH 230 571 00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:59,799 A CUP OF THAT PURPLE * * PUT ICE IN MY DRINK JUST TO KEEP ON CHIL 572 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:04,304 ALL THAT TALK YOU AIN' BEEN IN THE FIELD * * OPEN MY BANK ACCOUN 573 00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:13,580 AND IT GIVE ME CHILL TAKE OFF * * 574 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:17,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 575 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:20,787 JASON MOMOA AND ROSE BYRNE WILL BE HERE. PLUS, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM 576 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:25,058 CLAIRO MY THANKS TO KRISTEN BELL, DANE DeHAAN, MIGOS 577 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:30,363 AND THE ROOTS! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 578 00:40:30,363 --> 00:40:32,132 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE! 579 00:40:32,132 --> 00:40:33,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *