1 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,313 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:20,186 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:24,124 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JULIANNE MOORE 4 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:28,294 DAVE BAUTISTA, MUSICAL GUEST TWENTY ONE PILOTS. 5 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:33,033 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1473!E >> Steve: 6 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:41,708 >> Questlove: 1473!E >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,678 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,678 --> 00:01:03,163 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,966 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK 10 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:09,135 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME! PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY 11 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,271 YOURSELVES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:16,910 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND EVERYBODY WATCHING AT HOME 13 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:21,081 THANK YOU. WELL, GUYS, THE WEEKEND KICKS OFF THE UNOFFICIAL START OF 14 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,584 SUMMER THAT'S RIGHT, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY. 15 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:29,823 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 16 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,624 >> Jimmy: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY ALL OF YOU, EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY IN YOUR OFFICE WHO SENT A WORK 17 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:35,962 E-MAIL AT 4:59 P.M [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GO, "WE'RE NOT READING IT, 18 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,630 CARL." I HAVE A FEELING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO REALLY LET LOOSE THIS 19 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:42,402 WEEKEND. DON'T YOU HAVE THAT FEELING? [ CHEERS ] 20 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,137 BY THIS TIME TOMORROW THE CORNHOLE BOARDS WILL JUST BE TWO GUYS PASSED OUT WITH THEIR 21 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:53,546 MOUTHS OPEN. [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS 22 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:56,483 ACCORDING TO AAA, NEARLY 40 MILLION PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED TO TRAVEL 50 MILES OR MORE THIS 23 00:01:56,483 --> 00:02:00,553 WEEKEND. WHEN ASKED WHERE THEY'RE GOING EVERYONE SAID, "ANYWHERE 24 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:04,791 LITERALLY. ANYWHERE ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,793 MEANWHILE, WITH SO MANY PEOPLE TRAVELING, THIS WEEKEND GAS PRICES ARE EXPECTED TO 26 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:12,232 SKYROCKET. YEAH, THE BAD NEWS IS GAS IS EXPENSIVE. 27 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,767 THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW 28 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:17,070 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW EXPENSIVE THE GAS IS 29 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,974 GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE WHEN I FILLED UP THIS MORNING A GUY IN A TUX WAS LIKE, "MIGHT I 30 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:29,716 RECOMMEND THE SUNOCO 92? [ LAUGHTER ] EXCELLENT CHOICE, MR. FALLON." 31 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,551 SPEAKING OF TRAVELING, A NEW SURVEY FINDS THAT THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WON'T TAKE A ROAD 32 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:35,989 TRIP WITHOUT THE PERFECT PLAYLIST AND 35% SAID THEY'D TURN THE 33 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,560 CAR AROUND IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE ONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,328 WHAT'S MORE TROUBLING IS ONLY 8% SAID THEY'D TURN THE CAR AROUND IF THEY FORGOT ONE OF 35 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:46,332 THEIR KIDS >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:50,170 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T LISTEN TO MY MUSIC ANYWAY YEAH, YOU SPEND DAYS MAKING THE 37 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,005 PERFECT PLAYLIST, THEN YOU SPEND THE WHOLE TRIP TRYING TO CONNECT YOUR PHONE TO THE CAR'S 38 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:56,409 BLUETOOTH. IT'S REALLY FUN. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,645 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE TURN THE BLUETOOTH OFF! EVERYONE TURN -- NOW I GOT TO 40 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,781 PULL OVER. HERE WE GO THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN 41 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:05,418 EVERYONE TURN IT OFF GET THIS, ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL HOT DOG AND SAUSAGE 42 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:15,295 COUNCIL -- [ LAUGHTER ] 73% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT 43 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:20,066 A BARBECUE IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT HOT DOGS I THINK THE BIGGER STORY HERE 44 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,069 IS THAT WE HAVE A NATIONAL HOT DOG AND SAUSAGE COUNCIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,071 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: SEND ME A T-SHIRT, MAN. 46 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,807 >> Steve: NUMBER ONE >> Jimmy: A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE GOING TO BARBECUES THIS 47 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,510 WEEKEND. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE GOOD BARBECUES. 48 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,979 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE BAD ONES. SO WE ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH SOME CLUES, SOME WARNINGS, TO 49 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:38,685 HELP YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT YOU'RE AT A BAD ONE. SO IF YOU SEE THIS -- FOR 50 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,420 EXAMPLE, IF YOU'RE AT -- YOU'RE AT A BAD BARBECUE IF YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WEARING AN APRON 51 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,723 THAT SAYS "FRENCH KISS THE CHEF." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 52 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,559 THAT'S DISGUST -- THAT'S GROSS >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 53 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:50,630 HERE WE GO, THIS WARNING HERE. A 911 CALL INCLUDES THE WORDS "GRANDPA," "LAWN DART," AND 54 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,465 "IMPALE. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT MEANS YOU'RE AT A BAD 55 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:56,536 BARBECUE >> Steve: THAT'S A BAD ONE >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BAD ONE, 56 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,838 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ANOTHER WARNING -- BAD 57 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,874 ONE. THE NEIGHBOR'S TEENAGE SON SNEAKING SHOTS OF LIGHTER 58 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:04,277 FLUID. >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: DON'T HAVE HIM BURP 59 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:09,449 BY THE GRILL ALSO, HERE'S ANOTHER WARNING GOOD NEWS THERE'S BEER PONG. 60 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:13,887 BAD NEWS, IT'S WITH NATTY LIGHT SOUR SELTZER [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 61 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,822 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A MIXED REACTION 62 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,824 SOMEONE OUT THERE LIKES IT [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEONE LIKES THAT 63 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:21,394 >> Steve: IS THAT REAL >> Jimmy: I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT I'LL TRY IT. 64 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,863 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, WARNING, A GUY WITH SEVEN FINGERS SAYS, "WHO 65 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:26,066 WANTS TO SHOOT OFF SOME FIREWORKS? JUST SOME WARNING SIGNS. 66 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,668 JUST A COUPLE. IF YOU SEE THOSE, JUST KNOW. WELL, CHANGING GEARS TODAY 67 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:30,270 SENATE REPUBLICANS VOTED TO BLOCK THE JANUARY 6th COMMISSION THAT WOULD 68 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:40,580 INVESTIGATE THE CAPITOL RIOTS. [ AUDIENCE BOOING AFTER THE VOTE REPUBLICANS 69 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:45,085 STAYED THEY'LL GLADLY EXPLAIN THEIR DECISION IN AN UPCOMING QANON -- I MEAN Q&A. 70 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:51,291 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. 71 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,093 THAT'S A GREAT CROWD. SENATE REPUBLICANS SAID THEY'D RATHER INVESTIGATE SOMETHING MORE 72 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:57,097 IMPORTANT, LIKE, WHY WASN'T PAUL RUDD IN THE "FRIENDS" REUNION? 73 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:01,368 COME ON! [ APPLAUSE ] THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. 74 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:06,439 HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. RIGHT HERE THIS WEEKEND ALL NEW YORK BEACHES WILL BE OPEN AND 75 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:14,814 VACCINE BUSES WILL BE STATIONED ON A FEW OF THEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,449 AND JUST TO MAKE SURE THEY ATTRACT A CROWD, ALL THE VACCINE BUSES WILL PLAY THE 77 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:21,921 MR. SOFTEE JINGLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE VACCINE BUSES ARE 78 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,857 A GREAT IDEA BECAUSE WHEN THEY'RE DONE THEY CAN JUST TOSS THE NEEDLES ON THE BEACH WITH 79 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:28,928 ALL THE OTHERS [ AUDIENCE OOHS "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 80 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:32,499 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE AT THE BEACH!" >> Steve: HEY, I'M WITH THE 81 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,901 SAUSAGE COUNCIL. >> Jimmy: "THAT'S RIGHT. WE WORK FOR THE SAUSAGE 82 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:39,839 COUNCIL. WHAT HE SAID [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,574 ANOTHER SIGN THAT WE'RE RETURNING TO NORMAL, COSTCO IS BRINGING BACK THEIR FREE 84 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:48,815 SAMPLES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T WORRY, THOUGH, THEY'RE 85 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,751 STILL BEING CAREFUL. NOW A COSTCO EMPLOYEE WILL JUST SLINGSHOT A CHEESE CUBE INTO 86 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:55,088 YOUR MOUTH [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, 87 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,623 AMERICAN AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE PARTNERING WITH ROSETTA STONE 88 00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:05,398 TO OFFER LANGUAGE COURSES TO PASSENGERS DURING FLIGHTS. >> Steve: OH 89 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,300 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SOMEONE KICKING YOUR SEAT IS TOUGH, IMAGINE SITTING NEXT TO SOME 90 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,103 GUY SOUNDING OUT FRENCH FOR SIX HOURS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 91 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,707 BON J -- BON JOI -- BON JOAR AUREVWARE? AURVWAR. 92 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:17,110 AURVWAR. AURVWAR. AURVWAR. 93 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,779 AURVWAR. [ LAUGHTER ] BONJAR 94 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:23,450 BONJAR AURVOIR. JONBAR 95 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:29,055 JOHN BAR JARVOIR, EVERYONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE AIRLINE'S 96 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:33,293 ALSO OFFERING COURSES LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY. SO FLYING ISN'T AWKWARD ENOUGH 97 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,362 JUST WAIT TILL A STRANGER'S SNAPPING PHOTOS OF YOU SLEEPING 98 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:40,500 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL." 99 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:45,271 WELL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH YESTERDAY A CNN REPORTER WAS PREPARING FOR A LIVE SHOT WHEN 100 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,807 HE REALIZED A CICADA WAS ON HIM. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 101 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,679 IN THE SAME BLOCK OUT OF THIS OR GOING TO TAKE A BREAK [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 102 00:06:52,679 --> 00:07:02,655 OKAY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] OH 103 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,692 OH, GOD. [ BLEEP ]. [ BLEEP ] CICADA 104 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:10,397 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IN THE CONTROL ROOM WAS LIKE, THEY 105 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:14,034 JUST SAT THERE LIKE, "LET'S JUST SEE HOW THIS -- LET'S SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT 106 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,603 LET'S NOT SAY ANYTHING." SPEAKING OF CICADAS, A A PHOTOGRAPHER IN VIRGINIA HAS 107 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:21,041 RECENTLY PICKED UP AN INTERESTING NEW HOBBY. CHECK THIS OUT 108 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,545 >> WE STARTED WITH MY SON'S FIRETRUCK. I DECIDED TO DO A CICADA ROCK 109 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:32,118 BAND CICADAS DOING ARCHERY. [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:42,162 THIS CICADA WAS LIFTING. LOOK, PING-PONG. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:46,099 >> Jimmy: OKAY SO CLEARLY NOT EVERYONE MADE IT THROUGH QUARANTINE, OKAY 112 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:49,302 [ LAUGHTER ] >> PING-PONG >> Jimmy: OKAY GUYS, FINALLY, 113 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,539 AS I MENTIONED, MONDAY IS MEMORIAL DAY AND PEOPLE ARE EXCITED TO GO TO BARBECUES 114 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,942 AGAIN. I LOVE A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED POTLUCK, WHERE EVERYONE BRINGS 115 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,344 A SIDE BUT THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN WHEN NO ONE WANTS TO EAT YOUR 116 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:02,782 SIDE HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN WITH A "TONIGHT SHOW TINY SONG. 117 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:10,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * IT'S MY FIRST BARBECU 118 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:17,263 IN TWO YEARS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY FRIENDS AND CRACK SOME BEERS * 119 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:22,936 * DAVE BROUGHT FRUIT SALA ANN BROUGHT RUM LEMONADE BUT NO ONE'S TOUCHED THE THING 120 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:31,578 THAT I MADE * * SOMEBODY EAT MY CARROT SLAW PLEASE SOMEBODY EA 121 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:38,585 MY CARROT SLAW * * HEARD SOMEONE ASK HEY WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE 122 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:46,426 GLAD MY GRANDMA'S NOT HERE 'CAUSE IT'S HER RECIPE * * SOMEBODY EAT MY CARROT SLAW 123 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:54,868 SOMEBODY EAT MY CARROT SLA NO ONE PUT IT ON THEIR PLATE EVEN THOUGH I'M RIGHT HERE * 124 00:08:54,868 --> 00:09:01,074 * SAYING "DOESN'T THI LOOK GREAT NOW I'M LEAVING THE PART 125 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:06,446 CAN'T LOOK PEOPLE * * IN THE EY SO I'LL JUST THROW I 126 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:13,920 IN MY FREEZER TILL THE FOURTH OF JULY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:21,761 >> Jimmy: TWO, THREE, FOUR * WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 128 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:25,098 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 129 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:27,534 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 130 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:33,673 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,509 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 132 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,679 * * * 133 00:09:39,679 --> 00:10:02,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 134 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:12,579 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 135 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:28,228 * * * 136 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:40,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN? 137 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,542 WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN? 138 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:48,882 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. THAT'S WHAT I CALL SAUSAGE 139 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,385 COUNCIL. >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 140 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:56,856 TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, SHE STARS IN THE NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES 141 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:03,396 "LISEY'S STORY." JULIANNE MOORE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:08,435 ALSO JOINING US IN STUDIO -- IN STUDIO FROM THE NEW FILM "ARMY OF THE 143 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:14,140 DEAD," DAVE BAUTISTA IS HERE HE'S A STUD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:18,478 AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM TWENTY ONE PILOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:23,183 TWENTY ONE PILOTS! PLUS ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES" LATER IN THE SHOW. 146 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:28,588 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, I WANTED TO GIVE A QUICK SHOUT OUT TO OUR FRIEND 147 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:34,894 LADY GAGA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER, AND THIS 148 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:41,434 WEEK IS THE 10th ANNIVERSARY OF HER ALBUM "BORN THIS WAY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 149 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,003 AND SHE'S BEEN A GREAT FRIEND OF THE SHOW. IT'S HER FIRST NUMBER ONE 150 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:47,807 ALBUM. THIS RECORD IS JUST SO IMPORTANT TO SO MANY PEOPLE. 151 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:54,347 AND WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE IT SOME LOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,417 GUYS, THIS SUNDAY IS THE INDY 500. YEAH 153 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,488 [ CHEERS ] NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AFTER THE RACE THE WINNER GETS A TROPHY. 154 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,524 BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS BEFORE THE RACE, TOO I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 155 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,493 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 156 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,128 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:15,068 * * TONIGHT SHO SUPERLATIVES * 158 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,538 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST DRIVER IS ALEX PALOU HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 159 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:28,248 MOVE THE STEERING WHEEL WITH HIS MIND." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 160 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:34,320 IT'S REALLY JUST LEFT TURNS. NEXT UP IS SAGE KARAM. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 161 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:40,927 HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL DEVOTED TO TRACTOR PRANKS. [ APPLAUSE ] 162 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,198 NEXT UP IS PATO O'WARD HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE SETH MacFARLANE PLAYING 163 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:49,336 EDWARD SCISSORHANDS IN A A 'TWILIGHT' MOVIE." META 164 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,970 >> Steve: VERY SPECIFIC. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: META 165 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,406 >> Steve: VERY SPECIFIC. VERY SPECIFIC AWARD. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP IS 166 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:58,378 WILL POWER HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO SPEND HIS WHOLE DAY SAYING, 167 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:07,153 'NO, I'M NOT KIDDING, MY NAME IS WILL POWER.'" [ APPLAUSE >> Steve: KIND OF SLAW 168 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,255 >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF SLAW-ISH YEAH 169 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:14,060 GOT A SLAW CONSISTENCY TO IT >> Steve: YEAH OOH, THAT'S A NEW STYLE. 170 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,363 THAT'S LIKE HARRY STYLES >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD SWOOP, YEAH 171 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:20,867 I LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YOU THINK YOU CAN GLUE IT THERE? 172 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:25,638 THERE YOU GO DOUBLE SPIT. OOH, NICE. 173 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:34,314 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE DOING OH, THE EDDIE MUNSTER. 174 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,383 [ CHEERS ] OH, IT'S A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,084 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT FINISHED MAKING FUN OF THESE OTHER PEOPLE 176 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:43,923 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT IS UP SEBASTIEN BOURDAIS. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 177 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:47,093 HAVE WORN THE SAME PAIR OF GLASSES SINCE HE WAS FIVE. [ APPLAUSE ] 178 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:53,533 OH, THAT'S AMAZING I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT >> Steve: THERE YOU GO 179 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,137 THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS ] OOH. 180 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:02,509 THERE YOU GO THAT'S GOT BODY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 181 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:16,356 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH, YEAH 182 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,658 [ CHEERS ] IT'S MEMORIAL DAY. [ AIR HORN ] 183 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:23,697 HEY. HOW'S YOUR JOB WITH THE COUNCIL GOING? 184 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,300 >> Jimmy: LET'S DO THIS NEXT JOKE MAYBE WE'LL DO THIS NEXT JOKE. 185 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:36,076 MAYBE WE WON'T [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT DRIVER IS CONOR DALY 186 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,111 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO LAUGH BY SAYING 'I DON'T GET IT.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,314 THAT'S PRETTY COOL >> Steve: WHATEV >> Jimmy: MY TRUCK'S PRETTY 188 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:46,753 COOL NEXT UP IS COLTON HERTA. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 189 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:51,324 TAKE OFF HIS HELMET IN SLOW MOTION AND SHAKE OUT HIS HAIR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 190 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,095 WHATEVER THAT WAS ALL RIGHT THIS ONE IS FOR 191 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,199 MARCUS ERICSSON. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE A VILLAIN IN THE 192 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:06,106 STRAIGHT-TO-VHS 'MIGHTY DUCK' SEQUEL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 193 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,942 AND FINALLY OUR LAST DRIVER IS STEFAN WILSON. HE WAS VOTED "50-YEAR-OLD 194 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,879 VIRGIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, GUYS 195 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,948 THOSE ARE YOUR INDY 500 SUPERLATIVES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK 196 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,916 YOU NOTES. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 197 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:41,074 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS TODAY'S FRIDAY 198 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:45,145 AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I 199 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,447 RETURN SOME E-MAILS, AND I OF COURSE SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 200 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,516 AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS ] I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU GUYS 201 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,918 WOULDN'T MIND I JUST LIKE TO WRITE IN MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 202 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,655 IS THAT COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 203 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,692 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * >> Steve: WOW. 204 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:05,365 NICE >> Jimmy: CHAMPAGNE JAMES. * 205 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:09,035 THANK YOU, PROM POSES. FOR LOOKING LIKE STEP ONE OF THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER 206 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:16,042 INSTRUCTIONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU MISSED IT. 207 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,278 THERE WAS AN ENGLISH GUY OUT HERE BUSTING GUITARS BEFORE YOU CAME 208 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:22,649 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME SUPER COOL ENGLISH GUY, LIKE UNBUTTONED SHIRT. 209 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,786 LIKE, LAID IT ALL OUT, MAN >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT DUDE HE'S SUPER SCHOOL. 210 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,655 >> Steve: YEAH, HE'S SUPER COOL, MAN. >> Jimmy: HE COMES OUT, HE 211 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,157 TELLS JOKES, DOESN'T CARE IF THEY'RE COOL, FUNNY OR NOT >> Steve: HE DOESN'T --- OUT, 212 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,126 MAN. HE DOESN'T CARE. >> Jimmy: HE SMASHED A GUITAR? 213 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,528 >> Steve: YEAH, HE SMASHED A A GUITAR >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S ROCK AND 214 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,664 ROLL, MAN. >> Steve: YOU KNOW THAT HE GIVES ZERO Fs. 215 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,899 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS >> Jimmy: HIS NAME IS STEVE 216 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,435 ZERO Fs? >> YES STEVE ZEROFS 217 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,706 >> Jimmy: SEVE ZEROEFFS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT DUDE 218 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,775 SEVE >> Steve: SEVE >> Jimmy: YEAH 219 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,844 >> Steve: LIKE SEV, BUT WITH AN "E." >> Jimmy: YEAH 220 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,479 SEVE ZEROEFFS. >> Steve: YEAH, STEVE ZEROEFFS, HA 221 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,914 >> Jimmy: I WISH I SAW HIM >> Steve: OH YOU MISSED HIM. >> Jimmy: WELL, I DVRED THE 222 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,417 SHOW SO I CAN REWIND IT >> Steve: OKAY, WATCH IT BACK. 223 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,819 BECAUSE HE'S COOL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO POST IT 224 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,888 ON YOUTUBE, #COOL. >> Steve: YEAH, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:05,358 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, AMERICAN FLAG TOOTHPICKS, FOR MAKING IT 226 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,661 LOOK LIKE I CLAIMED MY TURKEY BURGER ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES. 227 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:17,203 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, COOLERS FULL OF 228 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:21,775 BEER, FOR MAKING IT FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING AN ADULT CLAW MACHINE. 229 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:27,914 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SOUR SOUR BUD LIGHT 230 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:32,719 NATTY LIGHT SOUR SELTZER -- WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: RANCID BUDWEISER 231 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,455 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A NEW FLAVOR. 232 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,724 >> Steve: IT'S GONE OFF. >> Jimmy: NO, TASTE IT IT'S REALLY GOOD 233 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,926 >> Steve: OH, MMM. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. IT'S LIKE A PROBIOTIC. 234 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,228 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DUDE WASN'T EVEN WEARING A TIE. 235 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,397 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,832 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY BUTTONS DOWN >> Steve: IT'S CRAZY 237 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,701 >> Jimmy: DID HE HAVE CHEST HAIR >> Steve: YEAH 238 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,970 A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT SO MUCH BUT ENOUGH 239 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,373 >> Jimmy: ENOUGH ENOUGH, ENOUGH >> Steve: UM, YOU KNOW 240 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,342 >> Jimmy: YEAH. I KNOW >> Steve: ASK ME HOW MUCH CHEST HAIR HE HAD? 241 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,644 >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH CHEST HAIR DID HE HAVE? >> Steve: ENOUGH 242 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,448 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT GOTCHA [ LAUGHTER ] * 243 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,917 THANK YOU, GRADUATION, FOR BEING THE ONLY TIME IT'S NORMAL TO TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM 244 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:10,757 SOMEONE IN A SILK ROBE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COLUMBIA 245 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:15,628 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOSQUITO 246 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,464 REPELLANT CANDLE, FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING NICE TO SMELL WHILE I CONTINUE TO GET ATTACKED BY 247 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:26,373 MOSQUITOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT DON'T WORK. 248 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:31,678 * THANK YOU, CORN HOLDER SHAPED LIKE CORN, FOR BEING THE 249 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,581 VEGETABLE VERSION OF A ROCK STAR WEARING HIS OWN BAND'S SHIRT. 250 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:38,952 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE KORN 251 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:44,190 YOU ARE -- YOU'RE IN KORN. >> Steve: THE BAND KORN. * 252 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,959 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, COUPLES VACATIONS, FOR ALMOST ALWAYS ENDING THE SAME WAY, FOUR 253 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:52,165 SINGLES VACATIONS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 254 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,134 THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JULIANNE MOORE, EVERYBODY. 255 00:18:54,134 --> 00:19:13,119 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST 256 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:19,025 TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR AND EMMY-WINNING ACTRESS SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES 257 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,428 "LISEY'S STORY," WHICH PREMIERES FRIDAY JUNE 4th ON APPLE TV PLUS. 258 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,664 APPLE TV PLUS. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JULIANNE MOORE 259 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,534 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 260 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:45,151 * * >> Jimmy: JULIANNE MOORE 261 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:49,289 OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> GOODNESS, SO NICE TO BE 262 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,691 HERE THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT 263 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,593 THEY LOVE YOU. WE ALL LOVE YOU. HOW'S THAT FEEL? 264 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,628 WHEN THE AUDIENCE -- >> IT FEELS CRAZY. I MEAN, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 265 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,798 I'VE BEEN ON A TV SHOW IN, YOU KNOW, A YEAR AND A HALF OR WHATEVER 266 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,900 RIGHT? IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 267 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,737 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BIZARRE >> IT'S AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 268 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:04,938 YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 269 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,340 >> I'M SO HAPPY TOO. THANKS FOR HAVING ME THANK YOU. 270 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,142 >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, AND THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR SHOW, I MEAN, DOING ALL 271 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,911 THOSE -- IT WAS JUST CRAZY TIMES. YOU WERE SAYING OF COURSE YOU 272 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,081 WERE GETTING BACK TO WORK. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT EVERYTHING WAS 273 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,851 SHUT DOWN. AND YOU WERE -- YOU SAID THAT YOU CHANGED YOUR LAUNDRY ROOM 274 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:22,722 INTO LIKE TEN DIFFERENT ROOMS. >> WE WERE -- WE WERE IN OUR LITTLE TINY HOUSE OUT IN LONG 275 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,258 ISLAND >> Jimmy: YUP. >> AND IT WAS JUST ME AND MY 276 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,559 HUSBAND AND OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER AND WE ONLY HAD ONE LITTLE 277 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,095 SPACE WHERE WE COULD ALL WORK AND THAT WAS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IT WAS ALSO WHERE MY 278 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:34,768 HUSBAND'S OFFICE WAS AND IT WAS WHERE I DID YOGA SO MY DAUGHTER DID HOMEWORK. 279 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:38,171 THAT'S WHERE I RECORDED AN ANIMATED MOVIE IN THIS LAUNDRY ROOM 280 00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,907 >> Jimmy: WOW. DID YOU REALLY >> YEAH, YEAH. 281 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,542 AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE A SPACE THAT'S A LITTLE LESS LIVE? 282 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,378 A LITTLE LESS ECHOEY I'M LIKE, "NO. >> Jimmy: NO 283 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,014 >> "THIS IS IT." >> Jimmy: NO, WE FOUND A NEW ROOM DURING THIS WHOLE THING 284 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,750 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> WE STICK TOWELS UNDER THE DOOR 285 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,787 >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHERE WE WERE AT >> YEAH, THAT IS IT. 286 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,989 AND WE'D ROTATE IN AND OUT OF THERE 'CAUSE YEAH, YOU KNOW. YEAH 287 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,957 >> Jimmy: IS THIS SPIRIT IS THAT -- >> "SPIRIT UNTAMED." 288 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,060 YEAH >> Jimmy: "SPIRIT UNTAMED. I'VE READ ABOUT THIS 289 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,828 >> YOUR DAUGHTERS WILL LOVE THIS >> Jimmy: MY KIDS LOVE ARE INTO 290 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,064 "SPIRIT. THEY LOVE "SPIRIT. >> YEAH, THEY LOVE HORSES AND 291 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,132 ALL THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 292 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,801 >> Jimmy: NEXT FRIDAY YOUR NEW SERIES "LISEY'S STORY" COMES OUT. 293 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:10,070 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS STEPHEN KING >> STEPHEN KING, YEAH. 294 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,372 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST FORAY INTO SCARY >> NO. 295 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:17,510 IT'S NOT MY FIRST SCARY MOVIE EVENT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOUR FIRST SCARY 296 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,747 MOVIE WAS, EVERYONE REMEMBERS. >> OH, SURE. YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE 297 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,683 >> Jimmy: "TALES FROM THE DARK SIDE," THE MOVIE LOOK AT YOU THERE. 298 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,218 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ME. 299 00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:27,721 THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: NOW THAT IS YOU SOMEWHERE UNDER THERE? 300 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,255 AND WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THIS >> WELL YOU KNOW WHAT'S 301 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,091 INTERESTING ABOUT THIS IS THAT THIS IS A PART OF THE MOVIE -- I REALLY REMEMBER THIS BECAUSE 302 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:35,428 THIS IS A PART OF THE MOVIE I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WAS IN IT WAS MY FIRST MOVIE, THIS 303 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:39,899 HORROR MOVIE, AND WE WERE SHOOTING IT IN YONKERS I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET THIS 304 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,738 HORROR MOVIE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAVE A TENDENCY EVEN 305 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,906 NOW NOT TO READ ANYTHING BUT THE DIALOGUE YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET A SCRIPT. 306 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,975 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE STAGE DIRECTIONS I DON'T LIKE HEARING, YOU KNOW, 307 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:53,179 "SHE WALKS DOWN THE STREET JAUNTILY." I KNOW I'LL WALK DOWN THE 308 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,015 STREET I MIGHT NOT BE JAUNTY. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY 309 00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:58,018 THINK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE ACTING. >> I'M GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 310 00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,954 RIGHT? SO I DON'T READ ANY OF THE STAGE DIRECTIONS 311 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:02,922 SO ON THIS JOB, IT WAS A REALLY QUICK JOB, I FINISHED AND I GOT KILLED BY THE MUMMY AND I WENT 312 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:08,728 OVER TO THE DIRECTOR AND SAY GOOD-BYE AND THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 313 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,564 AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT DONE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 314 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,501 I'M LIKE "NO, THIS IS MY LAST SCENE. HE GOES, "NO, NO 315 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,370 YOU DIDN'T FINISH READING THE SCRIPT DID YOU?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 316 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,873 BECAUSE -- BECAUSE I TURN INTO A MUMMY AT THE END >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME BACK. 317 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:22,942 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I COME BACK AND I KILL SOMEBODY ELSE. 318 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,778 BUT IT WAS ALL IN STAGE DIRECTIONS AND I NEVER READ IT. 319 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,646 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS SO INCREDIBLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME 320 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,083 >> Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT YOU -- >> I DIDN'T READ THE SCRIPT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT LOOK AT YOU 321 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,652 NOW. >> AND THIS IS - >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL WORKED OUT. 322 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,088 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOST MY VOICE EARLIER IN THE WEEK 323 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,357 >> I KNOW. IT SOUNDS GOOD SOUNDS SEXY. 324 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,659 >> Jimmy: IT IS SEXY, RIGHT? >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 325 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,728 SEXY VOICE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. PLEASE TELL MY WIFE THAT 326 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,130 >> SEXY FALLON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YO 327 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,300 WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE, SEXY FALLON BUT YOU SCREAMED BEFORE. 328 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,602 DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS >> YOU CAN'T SCREAM WITHOUT LOSING YOUR VOICE. 329 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,005 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST CAN'T >> I WOULD HAVE TO -- THE DIRECTOR OF "LISEY'S STORY" 330 00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:56,276 WOULD ALWAYS -- I WOULD SAY PLEASE SAVE THE SCREAMING. YOU WANT ME TO DO UNTIL FRIDAY 331 00:22:56,276 --> 00:23:01,348 NIGHT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO NEED TWO DAYS TO RECOVER. SO BECAUSE I'D ALWAYS BLOW OUT 332 00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:04,484 MY VOICE AND I WANTED IT TO BE BETTER ON A MONDAY BUT THEN LIKE -- SO EVERY 333 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,722 FRIDAY HE'D BE LIKE, "YOU READY? GOING TO DO SOME SCREAMING." 334 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,558 BUT THIS ONE WEEKEND I HAD AN AUDITION FOR "DEAR EVAN HANSEN" THE NEXT DAY 335 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:16,696 SO WAS LIKE -- [ CHEERS ] YEAH 336 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,065 SO WAS LIKE, "SCREAM." AND I'M LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO SCREAM." 337 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,435 HE'S LIKE, "SCREAM." AND I WAS LIKE, AAAAAH [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,605 >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE -- "THAT'S YOUR SCREAM? AAAAH. 339 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:30,410 >> I WAS LIKE -- * I HAVE AN AUDITION * * CAN'T BLOW OU 340 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:34,347 MY VOICE * >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW'D THE AUDITION GO? 341 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:38,385 >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 342 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,653 >> I DID GET THE JOB >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THE PART YEAH 343 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,856 >> I GOT THE JOB SO THAT WAS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 344 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,424 >> Jimmy: YES, I SAW THE TRAILER. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 345 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,593 >> Jimmy: THE TRAILER CAME OUT -- >> IT'S SUCH A GOOD TRAILER, 346 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,695 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OH, DUDE THAT GUY. >> AND BEN PLATT IS A GENIUS 347 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,931 >> Jimmy: BEN PLATT IS INSANE. "LISEY'S STORY." >> YEAH. 348 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,334 >> Jimmy: THIS IS BASED ON A A STEPHEN KING BOOK, VERY POPULAR. 349 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:58,872 HOW DO WE DESCRIBE IT? >> OKAY. SO LISEY IS A WOMAN WHO'S 350 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,640 MARRIED TO A FAMOUS WRITER WHO HAS -- AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY YOU REALIZE HE'S BEEN 351 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:07,113 DEAD FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AND SO SHE'S KIND OF LIVING HER LIFE BY HERSELF BUT SHE'S 352 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:11,851 GETTING ALL THESE WEIRD MESSAGES FROM HER PAST AT THE SAME TIME THIS OTHER 353 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:16,089 GUY, ONE OF HER HUSBAND'S FANS, HE'S A HORROR WRITER, IS STALKING HER 354 00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:22,562 SO IT'S KIND OF A REALLY COMPLICATED PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR DRAMA 355 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,831 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: OF COURSE IT IS. 356 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,933 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS. 357 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,668 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 358 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,270 HERE'S JULIANNE MOORE IN "LISEY'S STORY." TAKE A LOOK. 359 00:24:33,106 --> 00:24:36,876 CAME TODAY 'CAUSE I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR PICTURE IN THE HORLICK'S YEARBOOK 360 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,611 PICTURE OF THE HERO WHO SAVES A FAMOUS WRITER'S LIFE BUT I THINK REALITY YOU RAN LIKE A 361 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:45,185 A RABBIT WHO CAME BACK, THOUGH, TO GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN AND GRAB THE CREDIT. 362 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:47,087 I MEAN, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT I NEVER CARED ABOUT CREDIT 363 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,822 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT AT ALL, BUT YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN THERE AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING 364 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:54,794 SEE HIS PAPERS >> YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A A RESTAURANT HOSTESS WHEN YOU 365 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:58,198 CAUGHT HIS EYE THE FACT THAT YOU SLEPT IN HIS BED DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 366 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:01,468 TO WITHHOLD HIS UNWRITTEN PAPERS FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD. 367 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:07,574 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: JULIANNE MOORE, EVERYBODY! 368 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:13,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "LISEY'S STORY" PREMIERES FRIDAY, JUNE 4th ON APPLE TV 369 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:18,718 PLUS JULIANNE AND I ARE PLAYING MAD LIB THEATER AFTER THE BREAK. 370 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,121 STICK AROUND YOU ALL RIGHT? >> I'M OKAY. 371 00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:41,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 372 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:46,112 I AM HANGING OUT WITH JULIANNE MOORE, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:50,817 HER NEW SERIES "LISEY'S STORY" PREMIERES ON APPLE TV PLUS JUNE 4th 374 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:53,553 NOW JULIANNE, I WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING FUN WITH YOU I THOUGHT WE COULD ACT OUT A 375 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,089 A DRAMATIC SCENE TOGETHER. >> OH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 376 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:59,259 I LOVE ACTING. >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO FILL IN THE BLANKS 377 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:00,827 IT IS TIME FOR "MAD LIB THEATER. HERE WE GO 378 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:06,433 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MAD LIB THEATER YEAH * 379 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:10,804 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU FOR SOME 380 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:13,573 SILLY NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES, ETC. AND AS WE DO THAT THEY'LL BE 381 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:17,277 WRITTEN ON THE CUE CARDS AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO ACT OUT A DRAMATIC "MAD LIBS" SCENE. 382 00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:20,213 YOU READY FOR THIS >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: OKAY 383 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:27,087 MALE FIRST AND LAST NAME >> BARACK OBAMA. >> Jimmy: THREE FIRST NAMES. 384 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:33,460 >> CHARLIE, PINKIE, BEYONCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 385 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:39,933 AN ADJECTIVE >> OH, SMASHINGLY. >> Jimmy: OH, SMASHING. >> OR 386 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,769 SMASHING >> Jimmy: SMASHING >> Jimmy: THREE WORDS THAT 387 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:47,907 RHYME. >> KNICKS, KICKS, LICKS. >> Jimmy: KNICKS, KICKS, AND 388 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,944 LICKS. OKAY ANOTHER ADJECTIVE. 389 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:58,351 >> FLUFFY. >> Jimmy: YEAH A NUMBER 390 00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:01,021 >> 3,928 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 391 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:05,825 A PRICE. >> $999.99 >> Jimmy: OH 392 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:12,465 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETHING GRAY, SOMETHING BLUE, AND SOMETHING GREEN. 393 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:16,069 GRAY >> A DOLPHIN >> Jimmy: DOLPHIN. 394 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:21,775 WHAT'S BLUE? >> GATORADE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:26,613 AND SOMETHING GREEN? >> MINT CHIP ICE CREAM >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. 396 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:30,750 >> YEAH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. A PLURAL NOUN. 397 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:37,691 >> COUCHES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A VERB ENDING IN ING 398 00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:42,262 >> SHAVING >> Jimmy: PLURAL BODY PART >> ASS CHEEKS. 399 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:48,702 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 400 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:52,238 THIS IS THE SPEED ROUND. >> Jimmy: ANIMAL >> AARDVARKS 401 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:57,143 >> Jimmy: THE SOUND A HORSE WOULD MAKE >> WHINNY. 402 00:27:57,143 --> 00:28:00,013 >> Jimmy: FAVORITE DINNER FOOD >> SALMON. [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:06,886 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CARTOON CHARACTER OR MASCOT 404 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:14,194 >> LIGHTNING McQUEEN >> Jimmy: ADJECTIVE. >> UM, DUMB. 405 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:17,464 >> Jimmy: YEAH PLURAL TYPE OF ANIMAL. >> POODLES 406 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,201 >> Jimmy: CELEBRITY. >> BRAD PITT >> Jimmy: YEAR AND MODEL OF 407 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:27,741 YOUR FIRST CAR >> VOLVO, 1995 >> Jimmy: YEAH 408 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:30,577 >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT PERFECT. WE HAVE FILLED OUT THE WORDS 409 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:32,445 ARE YOU READY TO PERFORM OUR SCENE? >> YEAH. 410 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:33,947 SCENE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO 411 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:47,527 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:53,233 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO QVC. I'M YOUR HOST, BARACK OBAMA. AND WITH ME TODAY IS GLAMOUR 413 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:58,905 GURU CHARLIE PINKIE BEYONCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHARLIE. 414 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:02,842 >> I'M GLAD TO BE HERE, BARACK OBAMA TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT 415 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:07,547 SOME OF THE MOST SMASHING TRENDS FOR THIS SUMMER >> Jimmy: KNICKS, KICKS, LICKS 416 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:11,918 I'M SO EXCITED [ LAUGHTER ] >> I AM TOO. 417 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,522 NOW, FIRST UP WE HAVE THESE FLUFFY SUNGLASSES. >> Jimmy: THEY REALLY ARE. 418 00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:17,691 THEY REALLY ARE. >> YEAH. OH, THEY'RE BRAND NEW THIS 419 00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:24,531 SEASON AND AVAILABLE IN 3,928 EASY PAYMENTS OF $999.99 YEAH 420 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:28,535 >> Jimmy: WOW INTERESTING. THAT'S VERY EASY PAYMENTS. THEY COME IN MANY DIFFERENT 421 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,603 COLORS, INCLUDING DOLPHIN GRAY, GATORADE BLUE, AND OF COURSE THE MOST POPULAR, MINT CHIP ICE 422 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:41,214 CREAM GREEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THEY MAY LOOK LIKE YOUR 423 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:45,785 TYPICAL SUNGLASSES, BUT NO, THEY'RE NOT. >> Jimmy: NO WAY 424 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:50,390 >> THESE SUNGLASSES ARE MADE FROM 100% RECYCLED COUCHES >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 425 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,892 THEY'RE THE PERFECT THING TO WEAR WHILE SHAVING ON THE BEACH. 426 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:59,065 I WILL SAY THAT. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE NEXT HERE OH, LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. 427 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:04,504 >> WHOO! FEAST YOUR ASS CHEEKS ON THIS VITAMIX MARGARITA BLENDER HERE 428 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:07,474 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS OUR NEWEST MODEL THAT USES 429 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:14,481 AARDVARK-POWERED MOTOR [ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT GOES FROM THE SPEED OF 430 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:18,218 ZERO TO WHINNY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT EVERYONE 431 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,987 TO KNOW THE REASON YOUR MARGARITAS ARE SO EXCEPTIONAL IS BECAUSE YOUR SECRET 432 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:26,259 INGREDIENT IS SALMON [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S TRUE, BARACK OBAMA 433 00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:31,064 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL HERE 434 00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:33,400 COME ON. [ BLENDER GRINDING ] DO YOU HAVE ANY VACATION PLANS 435 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:38,805 THIS SUMMER? >> OH, YES I'M GOING TO VISIT MY COLLEGE 436 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:43,843 FRIEND, LIGHTNING McQUEEN. >> Jimmy: OKAY LET'S POUR IT INTO THESE 437 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:47,547 GLASSES RIGHT HERE >> OH HERE, I HAVE ONE. >> Jimmy: OH, PERFECT 438 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:53,053 UNBELIEVABLE LOOK, AS ALWAYS, WE WILL DO OUR CHEERSING LIKE WE ALWAYS DO -- 439 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:57,257 WE'VE STILL GOT TIME >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE STILL HAVE TIME 440 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:02,529 OKAY, CHEERS >> CHEERS -- CHEERS TO DUMB POODLES. 441 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:07,567 >> Jimmy: CHEERS TO BRAD PITT AND CHEERS TO VOLVO '95. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 442 00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:10,303 END SCENE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THANK YOU CHARLIE. 443 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:13,807 I'M BARACK OBAMA WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAVE BAUTISTA, EVERYONE. 444 00:31:13,807 --> 00:31:33,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 445 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:37,197 A TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE BIG NEW FILM "ARMY OF THE DEAD." 446 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:40,800 >> WOOH! >> Jimmy: WHICH IS IN -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,636 THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT SCREAM OH MY GOD, IT ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE A HAWK WAS IN HERE. 448 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:48,408 AAUW [ LAUGHTER ] "ARMY OF THE DEAD" WHICH IS IN 449 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:52,245 SELECT THEATERS AND ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME DAVE BAUTISTA 450 00:31:53,346 --> 00:32:10,330 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 451 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:19,939 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 452 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:23,810 THAT'S A STAR RIGHT THERE, BUD IT IS GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE >> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE 453 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:27,180 I'VE WANTED TO BE HERE FOR YEARS. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO KNOW 454 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,249 EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU FROM THE MOVIES 455 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:37,090 I KNOW YOU FROM "AVENGERS," "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 456 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:40,226 BUT YOU HAVE A VERY INTERESTING STORY BECAUSE IT STARTED WITH WRESTLING, RIGHT 457 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:43,496 >> YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WAS IT THE PLAN OR 458 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:45,198 WAS -- >> NO, NO. [ CHEERS ] 459 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:53,973 HONESTLY, I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL 460 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,810 GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT >> IT FEELS GOOD >> Jimmy: YOU WANTED TO BE AN 461 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,212 ACTOR FIRST? >> NO, NO. IT'S WEIRD, MAN. 462 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:01,514 I STUMBLED ONTO THINGS I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I WAS ATHLETIC TILL I WAS, LIKE, 463 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:05,118 16-YEARS-OLD YEAH I GREW UP -- I DIDN'T GROW UP 464 00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:10,156 WITH SPORTS. SO I MOVED FROM SAN FRANCISCO TO D.C., BACK TO D.C. TO LIVE 465 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:15,195 WITH MY DAD. AND SO NOW I'M IN THE SUBURBS, AND I HAVE ACCESS TO SPORTS. 466 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,831 THE ONLY OTHER TWO FILIPINOS IN MY HIGH SCHOOL WERE ON THE WRESTLING TEAM SO, THEY ASKED 467 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:24,471 ME TO COME OUT REALLY BECAUSE I WAS FILIPINO BUT I WENT OUT AND I STARTED 468 00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:29,075 JUST LIKE STICKING GUYS. I WAS LIKE LAUNCHING GUYS. LIKE, "HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT 469 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:32,512 THIS." >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I STUMBLED INTO ACTING AS 470 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,481 WELL I NEVER SET OUT TO BE AN ACTOR BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS VERY SHY, 471 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:37,283 AND INTROVERTED KID. AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE PERFORMING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. 472 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,987 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS IT TOUGH ON YOUR 473 00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:44,324 BRAIN TO HAVE THIS MUCH ATTENTION? >> I'M A SOCIALLY AWKWARD 474 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:47,260 PERSON I'M AN INTROVERTED PERSON. SO SOMETIMES IT'S VERY 475 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,329 OVERWHELMING SO WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS, LITERALLY, I GO HOME, SECLUDE, 476 00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:55,702 MYSELF AND LIVE VERY PRIVATELY >> Jimmy: AND JUST - [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:33:55,702 --> 00:34:00,140 DO YOU EVER GO HOME AND -- I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO SAY THIS, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT AS A JOKE 478 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:04,077 BUT ARE YOU GOING TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:34:04,077 --> 00:34:10,950 YOU'RE SUCH A BIG GUY I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO? 480 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:14,054 >> THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURES THIS IS WHY -- THIS IS JUST TO 481 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:19,259 LET PEOPLE KNOW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: WAIT 482 00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:21,961 WHOA I LOVE THAT. THAT'S A GREAT TOY 483 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:24,197 THIS MUST BE KIND OF A COOL THING TO MAKE TOYS OF YOU. >> IT'S PRETTY COOL. 484 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,700 BECAUSE IT TURNS ME INSTANTLY INTO LIKE A LITTLE KID >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY NOT? 485 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,669 AND PLAY AND HERE YOU ARE IN "ARMY OF THE DEAD." 486 00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:34,474 IT GOT A HAWK SCREECH EARLIER. BUT THIS IS ZACH SNYDER. >> YEAH. 487 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:38,745 >> Jimmy: THAT DUDE, HE'S AWESOME. >> HE'S SO AWESOME 488 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:43,316 I LOVE THIS DUDE FOR A LOT OF DIFFERENT REASONS. WE MET -- SORRY. 489 00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:46,152 I FEEL LIKE I'M FLASHING EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 490 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:49,723 I THINK IT'S -- NO, WE LOVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I SAW YOU COME OUT OF YOUR 491 00:34:49,723 --> 00:34:53,393 TIE EARLIER. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I TRIED TO OUT-STUD YOU 492 00:34:53,393 --> 00:35:03,670 WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER. [ CHEERS ] >> SEXY MUSIC. 493 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:07,807 NO STOP IT. * 494 00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:10,110 OH, MAN. >> Jimmy: NOT QUITE THE SAME LOOK 495 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,179 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT ME COMPARED TO LOOKING AT YOU 496 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,916 THAT'S A MOVIE STAR. THIS GUY JUST GOT ROBBED BY HIS UBER DRIVER. 497 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:22,789 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO I WANTED TO DO -- ORIGINALLY I WANTED TO DO THIS 498 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:31,765 OTHER FILM WITH ZACH, AND I RAN INTO HIS AGENT AT A PARTY. AND HE TOLD ME THE MOVIE WASN'T 499 00:35:31,765 --> 00:35:33,166 GOING ANYWHERE, BUT HE SAID ZACH'S NEXT FILM IS "ARMY OF THE DEAD." 500 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:37,303 IT'S LIKE A ZOMBIE HEIST AND I WAS LIKE, "OH IT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT NOT FOR ME. 501 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:40,607 I JUST REALLY HAD A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER TO PROVE MYSELF AS AN ACTOR. 502 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,475 AND THEN IT CAME BACK AROUND, AND ZACH ACTUALLY ASKED ME TO READ THE SCRIPT. 503 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,245 AND HE SAID HE WAS INTERESTED IN ME PLAYING THE LEAD AND I SAID, "MAN, IT'S REALLY 504 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:48,615 NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. AND, SO, I READ THE SCRIPT AND I WAS LIKE, "MAN, THIS 505 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:50,116 CHARACTER'S GREAT BECAUSE HE'S NOT YOUR PREDICTABLE KIND OF ACTION HERO. 506 00:35:50,116 --> 00:35:55,188 HE'S GOT SOME DEPTH TO HIM, SOME HEART, SOME EMOTION AND IT WAS REALLY KIND OF 507 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:58,358 A REDEMPTION STORY, WHICH IS WHAT I WANTED. SO, I GOT TO BE A TOUGH GUY, 508 00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:02,829 BAD-ASS. BUT I ALSO GOT TO BE, LIKE, A FATHER LOOKING TO REDEEM 509 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:05,632 HIMSELF WITH HIS DAUGHTER. SO YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 510 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:09,035 TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY CONGRATS ON THE GREAT REVIEWS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 511 00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:12,505 HERE'S DAVE BAUTISTA IN "ARMY OF THE DEAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:36:20,146 --> 00:36:28,154 IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE HERE WHO HASN'T KILLED A ZOMBIE WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THE BASICS. 513 00:36:28,154 --> 00:36:30,690 ZOMBIES, SHAMBLERS, THE UNDEAD, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM WHEN IT COMES TO KILLING THEM, 514 00:36:30,690 --> 00:36:34,961 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BRAIN IF ONE COMES AT YOU, SHOOT IT IN THE BRAIN 515 00:36:34,961 --> 00:36:41,067 IT'S THAT SIMPLE ANY QUESTIONS? >> YES 516 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:44,671 WHAT IF I TOOK A BIG ROCK, AND SMASH IT INTO THE HEAD WOULD THAT WORK? 517 00:36:44,671 --> 00:36:49,709 >> YEAH. YEAH, THAT -- THAT ALSO WOULD STILL BE TARGETING THE BRAIN 518 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,345 SO THAT WOULD WORK >> COPY THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 519 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:58,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAVE BAUTISTA! "ARMY OF THE DEAD" IS IN SELECT 520 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:01,121 THEATERS, AND ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 521 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:04,491 A PERFORMANCE FROM TWENTY ONE PILOTS COME ON BACK 522 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:21,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SHY AWAY" 523 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:25,111 FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SCALED AND ICY," HERE'S TWENTY ONE PILOTS! 524 00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:41,895 * * WHEN I GET HOME YOU BETTER NOT BE THER 525 00:37:41,895 --> 00:37:50,570 WE'RE PLACING BETS YOU WON'T SHED YOUR MODESTY * * AND THE ONLY THING TO 526 00:37:50,570 --> 00:38:00,447 LEAVE BEHIND IS YOUR OWN SKI ON THE FLOOR DON'T YOU SHY AWAY * 527 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:06,853 * MANIFEST A CEILIN WHEN YOU SHY AWA SEARCHING FOR THAT FEELING 528 00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:13,893 JUST LIKE AN I LOVE YOU * * THAT ISN'T WORD LIKE A SONG HE WROTE 529 00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:27,173 THAT'S NEVER HEARD DON'T YOU SHH * * 530 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:36,349 * WHEN YOU GET HOME YOU BARELY RECOGNIZE THE PICTURES THE 531 00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:44,457 PUT IN A FRAME * * 'CAUSE YOU SHED YOUR MODESTY 532 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,760 DON'T CIRCLE THE TRACK TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE * * AND LEAVE YOUR SKIN 533 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,897 ON THE FLOOR DON'T YOU SHY AWAY * * MANIFEST A CEILIN 534 00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:58,238 WHEN YOU SHY AWA SEARCHING FOR THAT FEELING JUST LIKE AN I LOVE YOU * 535 00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:06,780 * THAT ISN'T WORD LIKE A SONG HE WROTE THAT'S NEVER HEARD 536 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:11,351 WHEN I GET HOME * * BOY YOU BETTE NOT BE THERE 537 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:19,759 YOU'RE LONG GONE SHED YOUR MODESTY * * DON'T CIRCLE THE TRAC 538 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:28,301 JUST BREAK THE CYCLE IN HALF AND LEAVE YOUR SKIN ON THE FLOOR * 539 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:37,143 * DON'T YOU SHY AWA SHY AWAY SEARCHING FOR THAT FEELING 540 00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:46,252 JUST LIKE AN I LOVE YOU * * THAT ISN'T WORD LIKE A SONG HE WROTE 541 00:39:46,252 --> 00:39:59,065 THAT'S NEVER HEARD THAT'S NEVER HEARD * * 542 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:05,705 * AN I LOVE YOU THAT ISN'T WORDS LIKE A SONG HE WROTE * 543 00:40:05,705 --> 00:40:19,352 * THAT'S NEVER HEAR DON'T YOU SHY AWAY * * 544 00:40:19,352 --> 00:40:23,957 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JULIANNE MOORE, DAVE BAUTISTA! 545 00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:29,562 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWENTY ONE PILOTS! FANTASTIC. 546 00:40:29,562 --> 00:40:33,133 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 547 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,736 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! 548 00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:36,736 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *