1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,879 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:19,219 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:23,023 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL DOUGLAS, 4 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:27,527 BILLY PORTER MUSICAL GUEST, MUSTAFA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:33,433 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1472 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:40,373 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,175 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:42,175 --> 00:01:01,528 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:05,565 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO. 10 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:10,704 I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME 11 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,306 HAVE FUN WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. 12 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:17,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE TODAY IS THE DAY EVERYBODY, THE 13 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:24,317 "FRIENDS" REUNION IS NOW AVAILABLE ON HBO MAX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:28,088 AND JUST LIKE EVERY REUNION, PEOPLE WERE MAINLY EXCITED TO SEE WHO GAINED THE MOST WEIGHT 15 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,591 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S MARCEL. >> Steve: IS IT REALLY 16 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,260 >> Jimmy: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM. >> Jimmy: THE THING IS SO HUGE 17 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,662 THOUGH, HBO MAX IS ALREADY PLANNING A "FRIENDS REUNION THE REUNION. 18 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:41,534 [ LAUGHTER ] EACH CAST MEMBER WAS PAID $2.5 MILLION FOR THE SPECIAL 19 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,137 [ AUDIENCE OHs ] MEANWHILE, WHEN HE HEARD, GUNTHER WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS GOT 20 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:47,574 PAID [ LAUGHTER ] THEY TOLD ME THIS WAS JUST FOR 21 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,477 FUN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] $2.5 MILLION IS A LOT. 22 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:54,114 I MEAN, FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY YOU COULD ALMOST SUBSCRIBE TO HBO MAX AND NETFLIX. 23 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,150 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE "FRIENDS" REUNION IS A BIG SUCCESS AND IT 24 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:02,355 LOOKS LIKE HBO MAX HAS EVEN MORE PLANS FOR THE FRANCHISE CHECK THIS OUT 25 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:02,389 MORE PLANS FOR THE FRANCHISE CHECK THIS OUT 26 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,290 >> FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT YOU "FRIENDS," COMING SOON TO 27 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:08,528 HBO MAX, IT'S "YOUNG GUNTHER." THE STORY OF A LITTLE BALD BOY WHO DREAMS OF SOMEDAY MAKING 28 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:13,967 CAPPUCCINOS FOR HOT 30-SOMETHINGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,836 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA WORK. [ APPLAUSE ] 30 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:23,476 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS AMAZON JUST REACHED A DEAL TO BUY MGM STUDIOS FOR $8 BILLION 31 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,112 YEAH, AT THIS POINT THE ONLY THING JEFF BEZOS DOESN'T OWN IS HAIR 32 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:30,483 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH AMAZON OWNS THE "JAMES BOND" 33 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:34,187 FRANCHISE. THE CREATORS OF "JAMES BOND" SAID THERE WON'T BE ANY OBVIOUS 34 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,889 CHANGES EXCEPT THERE'S ONE SCENE WHERE BOND ORDERS TWO MARTINIS AND THEN DRUNK SHOPS 35 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:42,729 ON AMAZON. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT CHECK THIS OUT 36 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:46,766 I SAW THAT CVS IS NOW OFFERING PRIZES FOR PEOPLE WHO GET VACCINATED IN THEIR PHARMACIES 37 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:50,937 SOME OF THE PRIZES ARE PRETTY GREAT, ESPECIALLY GRAND PRIZE. THE KEY TO THE LOCKED CASE 38 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:57,911 WHERE THEY KEEP ALL THE RAZORS AND DEODORANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 39 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:02,515 MEANWHILE, LAST NIGHT, OHIO ANNOUNCED THE FIRST TWO WINNERS OF ITS VAX-A-MILLION LOTTERY 40 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:08,521 YEP, ANY VACCINATED ADULT WAS ELIGIBLE TO WIN $1 MILLION THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY, BUT OHIO 41 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,257 ISN'T THE ONLY STATE OFFERING INCENTIVES TO VACCINATED RESIDENTS. 42 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:14,060 CHECK OUT WHAT YOU COULD WIN IN OTHER STATES FIRST UP, IF YOU GET VACCINATED 43 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:18,698 IN VERMONT, THEY'LL LET YOU SPOON WITH EITHER BEN OR JERRY FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 44 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:24,204 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BIG SPOON, LITTLE SPOON, YOUR CHOICE 45 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,473 UP NEXT, IF YOU'RE VACCINATED IN SOUTH DAKOTA, YOU'RE ELIGIBLE TO BECOME THE FIFTH 46 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:31,478 HEAD ON MT. RUSHMORE "ROOM FOR ONE MORE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 47 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,446 NEXT UP, IF YOU GET VACCINATED IN FLORIDA, YOU CAN GET BLACKOUT DRUNK AND DRIVE AN ATV 48 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:42,088 THROUGH WALMART WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 49 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,091 ACTUALLY, YOU CAN DO THAT NO MATTER WHAT. THAT'S A RIGHT IN FLORIDA. 50 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,460 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY IF YOU GET VACCINATED IN GEORGIA, THEY'LL 51 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:50,630 LET YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH JIMMY CARTER SO THAT YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A GIANT. 52 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:56,436 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING A NEW FEATURE JUST BECAME 53 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:00,907 AVAILABLE ON INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK THAT ALLOWS USERS TO HIDE LIKES 54 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,943 NO MORE LIKES. IN RESPONSE, EVERYONE CANCELED THEIR BRUNCH AND GAVE AWAY 55 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:08,448 THEIR BABIES [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT IN IT FOR THAT 56 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:11,484 I'M NOT IN IT -- LISTEN TO THIS I HEARD THAT WALMART IS 57 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:16,423 GOING -- WORKING WITH GAP TO LAUNCH A NEW HOME GOODS BRAND CALLED GAP HOME. 58 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,392 THAT'S RIGHT WALMART HOME DéCOR, IT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET AN 59 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:24,431 OTTOMAN WITH A LOWER BACK TATTOO [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,366 I SAW THAT A McDONALD'S IN ILLINOIS CAME UP WITH A CREATIVE WAY TO RECRUIT NEW 61 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:30,737 EMPLOYEES. LOOK AT THIS SIGN THEY PUT OUT THERE. 62 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:36,743 IT SAYS, "NOW HIRING, FREE iPHONE AFTER SIX MONTHS EMPLOYMENT AND MEET CRITERIA." 63 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:40,680 OWNER'S GONNA BE THRILLED WITH HIS NEW EMPLOYEES UNTIL THE FIRST DAY OF MONTH SEVEN 64 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,316 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME GIANT CULINARY NEWS HERE, I SAW DiGIORNO PIZZA IS COMING 65 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:51,191 OUT WITH A NEW LIMITED EDITION DOUGHNUT PIZZA MASH-UP CALLED THE DiGIORNUT NUT. 66 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:55,328 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IT IS [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 67 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:59,265 "IT'S NOT DELIVERY IT'S DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,234 IT'S PERFECT IF YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM WITH BAGEL BITES BUT STILL WANTED TO DIG 69 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,938 A LITTLE DEEPER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY A SKYDIVER IN 70 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:09,209 CALIFORNIA MISSED HIS LANDING ZONE AND WOUND UP GETTING CAUGHT IN SOME POWER LINES 71 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,612 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ AUDIENCE OOHs THE GOOD NEWS IS HIS 72 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:16,649 APPLE WATCH IS CHARGED FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,419 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 74 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:19,452 EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 75 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:36,870 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,172 WHAT A SHOW! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 77 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,442 HE STARS IN THE NETFLIX SERIES, "THE KOMINSKY METHOD," MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS HERE 78 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:46,913 TONIGHT. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,115 >> Jimmy: PLUS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS BECAUSE WE'VE HAD HIM ON THE SHOW 80 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:54,788 A COUPLE TIMES BUT ONLY THROUGH ZOOMS. BUT NOW, NO. 81 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,456 HE'S HERE IN PERSON. JOINING US IN STUDIO FROM THE FX SERIES, "POSE," 82 00:05:56,456 --> 00:06:03,229 BILLY PORTER - >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: IS HERE. 83 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S REAL! >> Steve: COME ON. 84 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:09,569 >> Jimmy: HE'S AWESOME AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MUSTAFA! 85 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:15,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MUSTAFA. AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, 86 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:20,480 TARIQ AND I ARE GOING HEAD TO HEAD IN THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW BARBECUE OFF." 87 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:27,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YES, SIR >> Jimmy: IT'S DONE. 88 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,657 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. WE MADE OUR -- WE MADE OUR 'CUE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 89 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,792 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I FEEL GOOD. >> Tariq: YEAH, YOU MADE YOUR 90 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,562 CUE. NOW YOU GOT TO LAY IN IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 91 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,264 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK 92 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:41,935 SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE 93 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:46,172 COMMERCIAL BREAKS, BUT WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MENTION ALL OF THEM. 94 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,174 SO IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 95 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:48,208 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 96 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,178 * TONIGHT SHO SPONSORS 97 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:56,983 TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * >> Jimmy: TESLA. 98 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:01,121 WANT TO CLEAR OUT A MEMORIAL DAY BARBECUE? START TALKING ABOUT YOUR TESLA 99 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,758 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NETFLIX. IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, TOO BAD 100 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:09,029 WE'RE ALREADY AUTO PLAYING IT ON THE HOME SCREEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,131 CARNIVAL PANDEMIC'S OVER, SO AT THE SALAD BAR JUST GO AHEAD AND 102 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:17,037 MAKE THE SALAD WITH YOUR HANDS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ANDROID. 103 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:20,607 WE'RE THE ANNOYING REASON THAT ONE GROUP TEXT IS GREEN INSTEAD OF BLUE. 104 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:26,780 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LULULEMON GUESS HOW MUCH THESE COST 105 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,450 WRONG. TWICE AS MUCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,320 WHEY PROTEIN POWDER. BUY A TUB, USE IT ONCE, THEN HAVE IT SIT ON THE TOP OF YOUR 107 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:40,126 FRIDGE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,329 HYDROX JUST LIKE OREOS, RIGHT RIGHT? 109 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:48,268 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS [ APPLAUSE ] 110 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:52,739 AND FINALLY OUR LAST SPONSOR, SKYPE. HOLDING ZOOM'S BEER SINCE 2020 111 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:56,142 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." 112 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,745 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW BARBECUE OFF." 113 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:17,430 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 114 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,834 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. IN HONOR OF THE START OF SUMMER 115 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,437 GRILLING SEASON, TARIQ AND I HAD A FRIENDLY COMPETITION TO SEE WHO COULD MAKE THE BEST 116 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:30,543 BARBECUE IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL -- THE FIRST ANNUAL 117 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,947 WE'RE ASSUMING WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW 118 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,851 BARBECUE-OFF." AND AFTER OUR -- WE HAD A DIP-OFF. 119 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,287 THEN WE HAD A CAKE-OFF COMPETITION EARLIER THIS YEAR. IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS, 120 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,123 REALLY >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL 121 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,291 ABOUT. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE WE EACH HAD TO MAKE A BARBECUE 122 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,694 DISH NO HOT DOGS OR HAMBURGERS, AND ALSO, TWO SIDES. 123 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:52,298 WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST OVERALL PLATE IS THE WINNER AND GETS THEIR NAME ENGRAVED ON THE 124 00:08:52,298 --> 00:09:04,644 BARBECUE-OFF GOLDEN SPATULA. EARLIER, TARIQ AND I MADE OUR BARBECUE AND WE RECORDED THE 125 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,481 WHOLE THING. CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT ON THE ROOF. 126 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:17,857 * HI, I'M JIMMY, AND I'M GOING TO CRUSH TARIQ AT THE BARBECUE-OFF 127 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:23,897 CAUSE TONIGHT, I'M DOING THE BUTT * 128 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,400 PORK BUTT, THAT IS I'M MAKING A BARBECUE PULLED PORK SANDWICH, FRESH SLAW, 129 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:33,106 BAHAMIAN MAC AND CHEESE. OH, MY GOSH. >> Tariq: I'M TARIQ TROTTER. 130 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:37,043 TODAY, I'M HERE TO SHUT [ BLEEP ] DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL, MAN 131 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:41,081 WHAT I'M GOING TO BE PREPARING FOR YOU ALL TODAY IS A LITTLE CEDAR PLANK SALMON, GRILLED 132 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,650 ARTICHOKE, AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S POTATO SALAD I CHALLENGED JIMMY TO 133 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:48,855 A BARBECUE-OFF BECAUSE I WANTED TO JUST, YOU KNOW, SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL 134 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:52,325 >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I WON THIS COMPETITION, CAUSE THE LAST TWO WERE VERY 135 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,195 CLOSE BUT TARIQ WON. I ALMOST WON THE CAKE COMPETITION. 136 00:09:55,195 --> 00:10:00,967 MY CAKE WAS ALMOST -- IF YOU LOOK AT THE TWO, YOU CAN SEE, I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT ONE 137 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:05,005 >> Tariq: BARBECUE MANIA ONE LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: FIRST, YOUR PORK 138 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,640 BUTT GET IT ALL SALTY AND PEPPERY AND OLIVE OILY 139 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,843 >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO START WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF OLIVE OIL, A BLEND OF THESE 140 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,947 SEASONINGS I THINK MY DISH IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN JIMMY'S BECAUSE I'M 141 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,917 JUST A STRONGER CHEF I THINK JIMMY IS -- YOU KNOW, HE DABBLES 142 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,086 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HIS RECIPE CAME FROM. BUT HE COULDN'T HAVE CONCEIVED 143 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,623 OF IT. >> Jimmy: THIS RECIPE IS VERY NEAR AND DEAR TO ME. 144 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,660 I'M JUST -- I GOT IT OFF THE INTERNET >> Tariq: SO YOU TAKE THIS GUY 145 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:32,999 YOU PLACE IT ON THE PLANK, AND YOU COOK IT AT ABOUT 375 FOR 20 MINUTES OR SO 146 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,703 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEAR THIS ON ALL SIDES. NOW WATCH THIS GUY GO DOWN 147 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,905 YOU HEAR THAT? YOU HEARD ENOUGH THAT'S IT. 148 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:42,842 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING HERE AND WHAT IT IS, IS CLEAR >> Tariq: MY FAVORITE WAY TO 149 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:47,447 PASS THE TIME WHILE, YOU KNOW, THE FOOD IS COOKING IS JUST WATCHING IT COOK 150 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,050 I'M NOT THE SORT OF PERSON WHO IS GOING TO BARBECUE AND THEN I'M GOING TO BE OVER HERE 151 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:59,025 DRINKING BEER. YEAH, YOU SEE THAT BUBBLING? IT LOOKS OFFIC'. 152 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:03,063 DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK ON THE PORK RIGHT HERE. 153 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,465 OH, MY GOSH. JIMMY FALLON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 154 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,535 I'M DOING THE BUTT THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. DON'T ASK. 155 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,805 >> Tariq: WHATEVER YOU PREPARE SHOULD HAVE A PERSONAL ELEMENT TO IT. 156 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,641 YOU KNOW, IT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S POTATO 157 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:18,378 SALAD RECIPE YOU KNOW, IT'S TRIED AND TRUE. IT'S REAL DEAL 158 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,481 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN BUY THIS PRE-MIX IN A BAG I USE JUST VINEGAR AND MUSTARD 159 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:26,886 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE REMINDS ME OF PUS 160 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,723 IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF I WON THE "TONIGHT SHOW" GOLDEN SPATULA, THE FIRST ANNUAL 161 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:34,694 BARBECUE-OFF >> Tariq: TO HAVE MY NAME ENGRAVED ON THE "TONIGHT SHOW" 162 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,598 BARBECUE-OFF CHAMPION GOLDEN SPATULA, AGAIN, WOULD MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, NOTHING TO 163 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:43,937 ME >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS TARIQ 164 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,473 ARE YOU READY TO GET PORKED? MY DISH IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN TARIQ'S, BECAUSE IT WAS 165 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:52,112 MADE WITH LOVE IF YOU MAKE ANYTHING WITH LOVE, IT WILL WIN IN THE END 166 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,447 THAT'S WHAT I DID TONIGHT. I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. 167 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,484 I MADE LOVE TONIGHT. I WON. >> Tariq: DID YOU GUYS SEE 168 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,054 THAT THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT [ BLEEP ]. 169 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,623 IT TASTES AMAZING. IT LOOKS AMAZING IT SMELLS AMAZING. 170 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,793 IT'S A MULTISENSORY BARBECUE EXPERIENCE >> Jimmy: TARIQ, DON'T EVEN SAY 171 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,529 "CONGRATULATIONS." YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAY? "THANK YOU." 172 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:14,434 AND I WILL SAY, "YOU'RE WELCOME. BOOM 173 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:22,642 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE HEAT IS ON TO DECIDE THE WINNING PLATE. 174 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:26,680 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST SERVING AS OUR MASTER BARBECUE JUDGE YOU MIGHT KNOW HER FROM HER 175 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:31,384 POPULAR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR HER COOK BOOK, "DESSERT PERSON," PLEASE WELCOME "NEW YORK TIMES" 176 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,753 COOKING CONTRIBUTOR, CLAIRE SAFFITZ 177 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:40,794 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME! 178 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,530 HI WELCOME BACK THANK YOU FOR -- 179 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:47,567 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE NOW, YOU ARE MORE OF A DESSERT PERSON 180 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:51,271 WHERE DOES BARBECUE STAND WITH YOU? >> I MEAN, I'M NOT A BARBECUE 181 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:56,276 EXPERT, BUT I AM AN EXPERT IN THINGS THAT TASTE GOOD, SO I FEEL LIKE I'M QUALIFIED. 182 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,877 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YEAH 183 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:02,215 ALRIGHT CLAIRE, IT IS NOW TIME TO TRY THE BARBECUE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY 184 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,851 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MADE WHAT, RIGHT 185 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,053 >> RIGHT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE FUN OF IT 186 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,322 >> I HAD HEADPHONES ON >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M GOING TO TRY -- START 187 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,491 WITH NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: SURE >> OKAY. 188 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,361 OOH, OKAY. THIS IS LIKE A -- WE'VE GOT LIKE A MAC AND CHEESE CASSEROLE 189 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:23,303 KIND OF THING HERE ALL RIGHT. GOOD HEAT. 190 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:32,479 GOOD SEASONING COLE SLAW. THIS IS PRETTY CLASSIC 191 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:39,586 YOU'VE GOT -- I'M GUESS I'M REALLY GOING TO EAT THIS SANDWICH 192 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,222 >> Jimmy: WATCH OUT FOR THE TOOTH PICK THERE >> WATCH FOR THE TOOTH PICK. 193 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,192 ALRIGHT, LIKE A LITTLE PULLED PORK KIND OF THING VERY TASTY 194 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:51,297 VERY INTO IT WOULD EAT THE WHOLE PLATE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 195 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,467 >> ALTHOUGH, I GOT A LITTLE HUNGRY BACKSTAGE AND HAD PART OF A TURKEY SANDWICH, SO - 196 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,303 I TRY NOT TO EAT BEFOREHAND, BUT -- >> Jimmy: YOU PRE-ATE BEFORE 197 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,373 YOU CAME OUT TO THE -- >> I GOT REALLY HUNGRY >> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE TURKEY 198 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,776 SANDWICH >> IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD. 199 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,878 >> Tariq: I MADE THAT. I MADE THE TURKEY SANDWICH [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,580 >> ALL RIGHT THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, POINTS FOR THAT 201 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,050 >> Jimmy: PLATE NUMBER TWO >> ALL RIGHT NUMBER TWO 202 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,751 >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW. >> OH, OKAY. 203 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:15,622 WOW! SO WE GOT SOME -- IT LOOKS LIKE SALMON, VERY UNUSUAL FOR 204 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:22,529 BARBECUE BUT ACTUALLY IT SMELLS GREAT I'M GETTING, LIKE, LOTS OF THE 205 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:29,402 SEASONING AND, AND LIKE AN ARTICHOKE. A GRILLED ARTICHOKE HALF WITH, 206 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,738 LIKE, AN HERB THING. THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS, SAFE TO SAY. 207 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:35,675 I LOVE ARTICHOKES. IT'S ARTICHOKE SEASON. START HERE 208 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:40,080 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OH, MY GOD. IT'S GOOD. 209 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,850 REALLY GOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE POTATO SALAD. 210 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:48,088 ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS, POTATO SALAD MM, GREAT SEASONING, GOOD ACID, 211 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:54,427 CREAMY THIS IS, LIKE, WHAT I WANT IN POTATO SALAD, A LITTLE BIT OF 212 00:14:54,427 --> 00:15:00,300 THE SALMON THE SALMON IS THROWING ME A LITTLE BIT, BUT I'M INTO IT. 213 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,670 I'M ENJOYING IT. >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES THINGS THROW YOU A LITTLE BIT, YOU 214 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,405 KNOW >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH >> MM. 215 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,575 I LIKE THE SAUCE I LIKE THAT IT'S KIND OF LIKE - 216 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,511 OH GOOD HEAT. LITTLE SWEET AND STICKY. 217 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:15,682 SUPER TASTY. MM, DELICIOUS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 218 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,052 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WELL, ALL RIGHT, CLAIRE, PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR 219 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:25,558 CHOICE FOR THE WINNING PLATE OF BARBECUE >> THIS IS REALLY HARD 220 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:31,765 >> Jimmy: AND PUT IT INTO THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW" BARBECUE-OFF BALLOT BOX. 221 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:38,772 IS IT BARBECUE, PLATE NUMBER ONE, OR THE BARBECUE, PLATE NUMBER TWO 222 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,708 >> THIS IS REALLY HARD >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH, RIGHT? BECAUSE THEY'RE -- 223 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:45,345 >> MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW I WON'T TELL YOU 224 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:52,218 I'LL JUST VOTE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL US AFTER THE DECISION IS MADE 225 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,521 AND IT'S -- ONE IS MORE UNUSUAL THAN THE OTHER AND ONE'S MORE CLASSIC 226 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,890 >> ALL RIGHT I'LL DO THIS SECRETLY. >> Tariq: LOOK, MAN, LOOK. 227 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,325 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M JUST SAYING, SHE'S WRITING A THING DOWN WE'RE GOOD 228 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:03,029 CLAIRE - >> OKAY. BALLOT'S CAST. 229 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,332 >> Jimmy: THE BALLOT IS CAST IT IS NOW IN THE LOCKED BOX. I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE'S A LOCK 230 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,804 ON THE BOX >> Tariq: OKAY, NOW WE UNLOCK THE BOX. 231 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,473 >> Jimmy: LET'S UNLOCK THE BOX AND REVEAL YOU CAN REVEAL 232 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,043 >> OKAY, NOW WE OPEN THE BOX >> Jimmy: THE LOCK DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. 233 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,446 I DON'T KNOW WHY THE LOCK'S THERE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. 234 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,414 WE HAVE A LOCK THERE JUST IN CASE >> OKAY. 235 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,150 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. PLEASE DECLARE NOW WHO WILL BE THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL 236 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:28,521 "TONIGHT SHOW BARBECUE-OFF?" IS IT NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO >> THE WINNER IS BARBECUE PLATE 237 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,692 NUMBER TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 238 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:40,767 >> Tariq: WHOO WHAT WHAT 239 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:49,175 CHAMPION WHOO >> Jimmy: CLAIRE - 240 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:54,981 ARE YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE 241 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,584 >> Tariq: THANK YOU. THANK YOU! >> Jimmy: NOW, WHAT -- 242 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,220 >> Tariq: WE WON WE DID THIS TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,822 YOU DID THIS >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 244 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,458 STOP IT. WHY DID YOU END UP PICKING THAT ONE? 245 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:12,032 >> IT WAS JUST MORE SEASONED IT JUST, LIKE, TASTED BETTER [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,402 I MEAN, AGAIN, NOT AS CLASSIC, BUT LIKE, VERY TASTY >> Tariq: IT WAS MORE SEASONED 247 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:19,673 AND TASTED BETTER. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TO GO. UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE TO GO. 248 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:23,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME CONGRATULATIONS TO THE "TONIGHT 249 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:27,881 SHOW BARBECUE-OFF" CHAMPION, TARIQ TROTTER! >> Tariq: WHOO 250 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,917 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL DOUGLAS. 251 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:53,740 COME ON BACK * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 252 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,945 A TWO-TIME OSCAR WINNER STARRING ON THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON OF "THE KOMINSKY 253 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,649 METHOD," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 254 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,150 HERE IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 255 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,555 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY BUDDY 256 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,024 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE. COME ON. 257 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,027 LOOKING GOOD, BUD. LOOK AT THAT COME ON. 258 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,763 >> JUST MY BEST, JIMMY JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH YOU. 259 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,399 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. HOW ARE YOU, PAL I KNOW YOU'RE IN SPAIN, IS THAT 260 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,669 CORRECT? >> I'M IN SPAIN, YEAH. I'M HERE 261 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,172 ACTUALLY, THIS IS ABOUT THE REAL-TIME YOU'RE DOING YOUR SHOW 262 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,642 YOU KNOW HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. WE JUST FINISHED DINNER KIND OF 263 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,513 LATE SORRY. I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF PULLED 264 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,548 PORK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PULLED PORK. 265 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,418 >> I HAD THE BEST PULLED PORK SANDWICH I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE 266 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,087 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,857 THAT'S THE GREATEST THING TO HAVE IN A BARBECUE, RIGHT? PULLED PORK SANDWICH 268 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,192 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 269 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,262 >> YEAH, SURE, JIMMY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO ALSO 270 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:58,405 SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER JUST GRADUATED, RIGHT 271 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:02,776 >> SHE DID SHE JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL 272 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,845 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I SAW THIS ON 273 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,914 INSTAGRAM. A GOOD LOOKING FAMILY THERE. >> YOU GOT AN AUDIENCE 274 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,550 YOU GOT A LIVE AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE 100 PEOPLE HERE, YEAH 275 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHOA! >> Jimmy: YES. 276 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:16,022 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. THE BEST >> I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOU 277 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,292 AND ME, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULDN'T TELL FROM MY MONOLOGUE BUT 278 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:25,865 YEAH, THERE'S AN AUDIENCE HERE [ LAUGHTER ] HOW IS KATHERINE DOING 279 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:31,037 >> SHE'S WONDERFUL SHE SENDS ALL HER BEST >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU CELEBRATED 280 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:35,675 YOUR 20th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, BUT IT WAS DURING THE PANDEMIC SO YOU QUARANTINED 281 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,846 DID YOU CELEBRATE AT ALL OR ARE YOU SAVING IT >> NO. 282 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,883 WE'RE SAVING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE'RE SAVING A LOT OF THINGS 283 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:49,456 THESE YEARS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS WE GET OLDER, YOU KNOW I CAN 284 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,392 TRY TO SAVE ON TO A LOT OF STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH 285 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,062 >> BUT WE ARE. WE'RE SAVING BUT WE HAD -- WE HAVE A GREAT 286 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,299 TIME THAT'S PAST MARCH AND I'M VERY HAPPY. 287 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,370 SHE'S AN UNBELIEVABLE WOMAN. I'M VERY, VERY FORTUNATE >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE LOVE YOU, 288 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,072 GUYS >> SO ARE YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 289 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,241 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU, BUD YOU LOVE YOU GUYS TOGETHER 290 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:12,312 ARE YOU IN SPAIN, ARE YOU DOING "ANT-MAN 3," OR ARE YOU NOT FILMING THAT YET 291 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,016 >> NOT YET BUT WE'RE DOING IN IT ENGLAND. SO I'M GONNA GO UP IN ABOUT 292 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:20,053 THREE WEEKS AND START THAT, YES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN 293 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,690 THAT DO YOU LIKE DOING THE MARVEL MOVIES 294 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,961 >> YOU MEAN -- WELL, I NEVER DID ANY OF THOSE GREEN SCREEN THINGS 295 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:31,431 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING IT'S AMAZING 296 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:35,802 I MEAN, I HAVE A WHOLE NEW APPRECIATION ABOUT ACTING. IT'S NOT EASY. 297 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,872 THERE'S NOTHING THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT JUST A ROOM WITH A GREEN 298 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:43,009 SCREEN >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE TALKING TO - 299 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:47,180 >> THE DIRECTOR TELLS YOU, RIGHT HERE, HERE IT COMES NOW. A MISSILE IS FLYING RIGHT AT 300 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:51,651 YOU RIGHT NOW. AND THEN HERE, COME UP THERE, SO YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU'RE 301 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:57,557 WAY OVER THE TOP YOU KNOW, WAY OVER THE TOP AND THEN YOU SEE THE EFFECTS 302 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:02,128 THEIR INCREDIBLE IT JUST IMAGINE WITH A WHOLE OTHER PROCESS. 303 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,432 I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> VERY, VERY NICE TEAM. 304 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,069 A NICE GROUP PAUL RUDD'S WONDERFUL. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. 305 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:12,772 >> MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS WITH US THIS SEASON, TOO IT'S JUST GREAT THIS YEAR. 306 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH. 307 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,479 >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER GET AFRAID THAT YOU MIGHT SLIP AND SAY SOMETHING THAT MARVEL WILL 308 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:23,850 JUST GO LIKE, "HEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT." >> OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT 309 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,554 YOU'VE HAD OTHER GUESTS ON OH >> Jimmy: YEAH 310 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,190 >> IT'S FAST, TOO. BECAUSE YOU SAY THE WRONG WORD, IT COMES OUT -- IT'S LIKE 311 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:35,495 A BLOW GUN JUST A DART COMES RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF YOU. 312 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,764 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY SHOOT A BLOW DART AT YOU. 313 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:44,371 YOU JUST PASS OUT. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "KOMINSKY 314 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,741 METHOD" 'CAUSE GOSH, YOU'RE FUNNY IN IT. IT'S ALSO IT'S ENDEARING, IT 315 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:54,381 GETS YOU CHOKED UP IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN ANY ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME 316 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,017 I LOVE THE ROLLER COASTER. I LOVE THE UPS AND I LOVE THE DOWNS. 317 00:21:57,017 --> 00:22:01,287 AND THIS IS THE THIRD SEASON THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON >> YEAH, WELL IT WAS ORIGINALLY 318 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:05,692 GOING TO BE TWO. YOU KNOW, NETFLIX WAS LIKE SIGNED OFF FOR TWO SEASONS 319 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:10,563 AND I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME DOING THE SHOW I LIKE THE WHOLE FORMAT, THE 320 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:17,137 STREAMING, NO COMMERCIALS, YOU TELL THESE SHORT LITTLE STORIES. 321 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:21,841 CHUCK LORRE, UNBELIEVABLE WRITING, GREAT PRODUCER. AND A FABULOUS CAST. 322 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:26,846 SO WHEN WE DID THE LAST, THE TWO SEASONS AND I WANT TO DO ANOTHER ONE. 323 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,784 YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO KIND OF TIE IT TOGETHER, PUT A BOW AROUND THE STORY AND 324 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:36,356 SANDY KOMINSKY'S CHARACTER AND ALL OF THAT. AND ALAN ARKIN, WHO I ADORE. 325 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:40,960 WE HAD A WONDERFUL TWO YEARS WE PUT A GREAT TEAM TOGETHER PAUL REISER WHO JOINED US FROM 326 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,432 THE SECOND YEAR. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND SARAH BAKER AND 327 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:50,704 KATHLEEN, OF COURSE, MORGAN FREEMAN COMES IN THERE. SO IT WAS A NICE GROUP 328 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,872 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU AND KATHLEEN TURNER. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 329 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,941 I LOVE THAT. THE LITTLE - >> YEAH. 330 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,111 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE "WAR OF THE ROSES. >> YOU KNOW, THE SECOND SEASON, 331 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:02,816 CHUCK WAS SORT OF LAYING OUT THE STORY LINES AND HE WANTED TO INTRODUCE THIS EX-WIFE WHO 332 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:07,754 WAS LIKE, WIFE FROM HELL AND WE JUST HATED EACH OTHER AND I'M LAUGHING 333 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:11,458 I'M THINKING, KATHLEEN TURNER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I SAID,"31 YEARS AGO, 'WAR 334 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,861 OF THE ROSES.' LET'S GO." >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 335 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,464 YEAH THAT'S FANTASTIC >> HE CALLED KATHLEEN UP AND 336 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:20,967 SHE WAS THERE. SHE DID A WONDERFUL JOB THIS THIRD SEASON 337 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:26,873 AND SO WRAP IT UP, I LOVED IT. IT'S BEEN A GREAT THING. AND I THANK ALL THE FANS OUT 338 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:30,076 THERE THAT SO SUPPORTIVE OF THE SHOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD MAN 339 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,779 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GREAT SHOW. YOU'RE GREAT IN IT 340 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,949 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND KATHLEEN TURNER IN "THE 341 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,550 KOMINSKY METHOD. TAKE A LOOK. 342 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:45,992 >> I KNOW IT DOESN'T MEAN MUCH AT THIS POINT, BUT I'M SORRY I WAS NOT A BETTER HUSBAND 343 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:57,737 >> THAT MEANS A LOT. THANK YOU. >> TELL ME, HOW COME YOU NEVER 344 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:06,479 REMARRIED? >> OH, YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WELL SANDY, SWEETHEART, I NEVER 345 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:14,688 FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU. >> REALLY? >> NO. 346 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:18,425 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TOO BUSY WITH THE WORK >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 347 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:21,061 >> I'M SORRY >> YOU'RE NOT SORRY. >> NO, I'M NOT SORRY 348 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:24,297 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S THE BEST. 349 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,266 MICHAEL DOUGLAS, EVERYBODY THE ONE AND ONLY, MICHAEL DOUGLAS. 350 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:28,802 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FINAL SEASON OF "THE KOMINSKY METHOD" BEGINS 351 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,839 STREAMING TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK 352 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:52,292 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 353 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,260 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN TOMORROW 354 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:58,832 JULIANNE MOORE WILL BE HERE. FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 355 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,568 AND WE WILL BE PERFORMING SOME "MAD LIB THEATER." ALSO, WE'VE GOT DAVE BAUTISTA 356 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:06,740 AND TWENTY ONE PILOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW 357 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:13,480 I FEEL LIKE -- I FEEL LIKE I CAN FEEL FROM THE AUDIENCE >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? 358 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,448 >> Jimmy: THAT THEY'RE NOT HAPPY WITH THE DECISION. [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,317 >> Steve: YOU'VE SAID THAT THEY'RE AGAINST IT [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:20,387 >> Jimmy: OF THE BARBECUE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 361 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,088 >> Jimmy: AND THEY WEREN'T HAPPY WITH THE DECISION. I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE 362 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,190 DECISION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF I EVER WENT TO A BARBECUE 363 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:28,061 AND SOMEONE GAVE ME AN ARTICHOKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:31,865 >> Steve: YOU'D BE BUMMED OUT. >> Tariq: IF I WENT TO A A BARBECUE AND SOMEONE GAVE ME 365 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,333 MAC AND CHEESE WHO MAKES MAC AND CHEESE AT A BARBECUE 366 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,235 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BARBECUE, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO 367 00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,537 IT'S A BARBECUE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAC AND CHEESE WASN'T 368 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,173 THE BEST MOVE. >> Tariq: RIGHT, YEAH, I REALIZE THAT 369 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:43,276 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE -- WE ACTUALLY HAVE PLATES FOR 370 00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:47,747 HIGGINS AND QUESTLOVE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO TRY BOTH. ALRIGHT, SO THAT'S THE PULLED 371 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:53,687 PORK SANDWICH RIGHT THERE. QUEST, GO AHEAD AND TRY -- YOU TRIED IT, OKAY 372 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,690 >> Questlove: WAY AHEAD OF YOU, MAN. WAY AHEAD OF YOU 373 00:25:56,690 --> 00:26:03,363 >> Steve: THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: NO CONTEST >> Questlove: IT'S JUST -- 374 00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:06,433 >> Steve: THAT'S GOOD POTATOES - >> Questlove: THERE'S A LOT OF 375 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:08,835 FLAVOR IN IT THAT'S ALL >> Jimmy: LOOK, I OPENED MY BAG 376 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,804 OF SLAW. YOU PUT IT IN THE SALAD SPINNER. 377 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:12,672 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: NAH, MAN, YOU GOT TO - 378 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,274 >> Jimmy: TURN IT OFF, AND THEN YOU -- >> Tariq: LISTEN, I THINK THE 379 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:20,213 NEXT CHALLENGE SHOULD JUST BE, THE BATTLE OF THE MACS >> Questlove: OH GOD, NO 380 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:23,249 >> Jimmy: MAC AND CHEESE OFF >> Tariq: BATTLE OF THE MACS YEAH, MAC AND CHEESE OFF 381 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,885 >> Jimmy: I'LL DEFINITELY HAVE A MAC AND CHEESE OFF >> Tariq: OKAY 382 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,520 >> Jimmy: IT WILL BE A MAC AND CHEESE ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,058 >> Tariq: OKAY, YOU CAN'T RE-ENTER THIS BAHAMIAN WHATEVER 384 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,094 >> Questlove: BAHAMIAN RHAPSODY >> Tariq: YEAH, RIGHT, BAHAMIAN 385 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,130 RHAPSODY I'M WITH IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE NAME OF MY 386 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,899 MAC AND CHEESE, "BAHAMIAN RHAPSODY." [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,603 >> Jimmy: FINAL DECISION WAS CLAIRE SAFFITZ CORRECT QUESTLOVE, WHO IS THE WINNER 388 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:48,742 >> Questlove: YEAH RIQ'S THE WINNER [ LAUGHTER ] 389 00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:51,177 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS? ALRIGHT, I'M HAPPY -- I'M HAPPY, KNOWING THAT THERE'S AN 390 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,481 ANSWER AND THERE'S A DECISION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE MORE SHOW TO GET TO. 391 00:26:54,481 --> 00:27:00,053 CONGRATULATIONS. WELL DONE. GUYS, BILLY PORTER IS JOINING 392 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,723 US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 393 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:24,411 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 394 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:29,549 EMMY, GRAMMY AND TONY-WINNING PERFORMER. YOU CAN SEE IN THE THIRD AND 395 00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:32,485 FINAL SEASON OF "POSE," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX 396 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,554 FX PLEASE WELCOME BILLY PORTER. 397 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:50,737 * 398 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:56,876 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT. 399 00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,413 >> I'M COMING TO FALLON. >> Jimmy: YOU AND BILLY PORTER, COME ON. 400 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:04,784 I KNOW YOU LIKE MY CLOTHES I'M COMING TO FALLON I CALL IT SISSY PIMP 401 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:08,355 [ LAUGHTER ] MY SISSY PIMP LOOK >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN 402 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:17,297 INSTAGRAM PHOTO, BECAUSE I FOLLOW YOU AND YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW. 403 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:21,134 THIS IS YOU CLEANING THE POOL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS HOW BILLY PORTER CLEANS 404 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:27,474 HIS POOL >> PLEASE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 405 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:30,877 LISTEN LISTEN THAT IS A PHOTO SHOOT IN PALM 406 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:36,316 SPRINGS. IT'S EMILIO PUCCI REALNESS >> Jimmy: OKAY 407 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:41,888 >> I DIDN'T HAVE A POOL WHEN I SHOT THAT. I DO HAVE A POOL NOW AND - 408 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:46,159 SOMEBODY ELSE CLEANS IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, COME ON 409 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:51,297 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> I DON'T CLEAN THE POOL, KIDS 410 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:55,468 I DON'T CLEAN THE POOL >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A BUNCH OF THINGS. 411 00:28:55,468 --> 00:29:00,006 BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS "HOLLYWOOD REPORTER" ARTICLE THIS IS AMAZING, ACTUALLY. 412 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:05,078 IT WAS POWERFUL. THIS IS WHAT HIV POSITIVE LOOKS LIKE NOW 413 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:09,015 >> YES >> Jimmy: WE ALL DIDN'T KNOW, OBVIOUSLY. 414 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:13,153 YOU WERE HIV POSITIVE FOR 14 YEARS >> YEAH. 415 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:18,425 I'VE BEEN POSITIVE SINCE 2007. AND YOU KNOW, HAVING LIVED THROUGH THE AIDS CRISIS, IT WAS 416 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:26,633 HEAVY FOR ME IT WAS A HEAVY YEAR, 2007. AND I LIVED WITH THE SHAME OF 417 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:33,073 IT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND LAST WEEK, I RELEASED THAT SHAME. 418 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:39,446 I RELEASED THAT TRAUMA AND I AM A FREE MAN, HONEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 419 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,215 FREE FREE >> Jimmy: FEELS GOOD 420 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:45,051 >> YES, IT DOES. IT DOES. I'VE NEVER -- I'VE NEVER FELT 421 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:54,594 JOY LIKE THIS BEFORE AND, YOU KNOW, WE TALK ABOUT IT IN THE BLACK CHURCH. 422 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:59,532 YOU KNOW, THIS JOY THAT I HAVE, THE WORLD DIDN'T GIVE IT AND THE WORLD CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY 423 00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:03,136 I GOT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GOT SOME JOY 424 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:06,306 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> YOU KNOW, AND IT'S JUST -- IT REALLY FEELS GOOD 425 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:12,012 IT REALLY FEELS GREAT. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY BRAVE OF YOU 426 00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:14,280 BUT ALSO, WHAT AN INTERESTING STORY. AND I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW 427 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,550 ANYONE WOULD JUST DEAL WITH THAT AND JUST -- I MEAN, YOUR MOM, 428 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,621 YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR MOTHER. >> NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 429 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:25,558 THAT WAS THE THING, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE GROWING UP IN A PENTECOSTAL CHURCH THERE IS 430 00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:28,828 SUCH A STIGMA SURROUNDING IT YOU KNOW, HAVING LIVED THROUGH IT, YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO 431 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:33,099 KNOW BETTER, IT HAPPENED ANYWAY THERE WAS JUST SO MUCH GOING ON 432 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:42,475 AND MY MOTHER RECEIVED SO MUCH, YOU KNOW, PERSECUTION, BECAUSE I WAS GAY. 433 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:47,113 AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. IT'S SORT OF LIKE A SECOND 434 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:51,885 COMING OUT AND I DIDN'T WANT HER TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN AND MY 435 00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:56,690 SISTER AND I HAD VOWED WE WERE JUST GOING TO WAIT UNTIL SHE WAS DEAD 436 00:30:56,690 --> 00:31:00,527 AND SHE WENT INTO A NURSING HOME SIX YEARS AGO AND SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 437 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:03,697 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S FULL OF LIFE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 438 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,633 >> SO IT'S TIME TO TELL HER! >> Jimmy: TIME TO TELL HER, YEAH 439 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:10,570 >> TIME TO TELL HER. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU HAVE -- LAST TIME WE TALKED, YOU SAID 440 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:13,306 YOU WERE WORKING ON MUSIC? >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW'S MUSIC? 441 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,508 >> NEW MUSIC, HONEY. NEW MUSIC. >> Jimmy: NO, NO 442 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:20,080 I WANT THIS. >> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW, I HAD A RECORD 443 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:25,218 DEAL BACK IN THE '90s, 1997, MY FIRST R&B ALBUM CAME OUT ON A&M RECORDS. 444 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:29,389 YOU KNOW, THEY PUT MY GAY [ BLEEP ] OUT. SO I DID IT ANYWAY 445 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:34,527 AND NOW I'M COMING BACK. DADDY'S COMING BACK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 446 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:39,766 >> MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ARIANA GRANDE, BEYONCE, YOU KNOW, LADY GAGA, ALL THE KIDS, 447 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:43,169 JUST MAKE SOME SPACE FOR DADDY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> I'M COMING. 448 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,905 MAKE SOME SPACE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE RECORDING RIGHT NOW? 449 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:48,174 >> I'M RECORDING RIGHT NOW I'VE BEEN RECORDING FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS. 450 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:52,345 WE'VE GOT ABOUT TEN SONGS. AND I AM SO THRILLED, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 451 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:59,552 MY LIFE, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO BE THE MUSIC IS EXACTLY FROM ME, 452 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:05,792 WHAT I WANT TO SAY, AND THE MESSAGE, AND THE GIFT THAT I WANT TO GIVE TO THE WORLD. 453 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:11,064 WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, HOPE, YOU KNOW, LOVE WE HAVE TO CHOOSE IT 454 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:14,200 WE GOT TO RECOMMIT TO IT EVERY DAY. WE HAVE TO CHOOSE IT, SO THAT 455 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:20,073 WE CAN FIGHT, YOU KNOW, THE EVIL THAT IS PERVASIVE YOU KNOW, WE CAN ONLY FIGHT IT 456 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:23,977 WITH LOVE. WE CAN ONLY DO THAT. IT CAN ONLY CHANGE WITH LOVE 457 00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:28,982 AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY MUSIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 458 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:32,686 >> Jimmy: WE ALSO TALKED ABOUT, YOU'RE LIKE, I'M JUST GOING TO WORK, WORK, WORK DURING THIS 459 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:35,955 PANDEMIC AND YOU SAID, "I'M WORKING ON A MEMOIR." 460 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:40,427 I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." AND I GO, "HOW IS THE EDITING? HOW IS IT GOING? 461 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:43,496 HOW IS IT WRITING? YOU'RE LIKE, "GREAT. YOU BROUGHT TO US TONIGHT, 462 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:48,201 WHICH I AM SO THANKFUL, THE COVER OF THE MEMOIR. >> YOU GET A FIRST LOOK AT THE 463 00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:51,371 COVER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S DONE 464 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:55,208 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> THE BOOK IS DONE! 465 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:58,812 >> Jimmy: READY? >> OW! OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:02,749 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT >> PRE-ORDER >> Jimmy: PRE-ORDER! 467 00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:05,251 >> I NEED CHILDREN TO PRE-ORDER. >> Jimmy: PRE-ORDER! OH, MY 468 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,755 GOD. >> I NEED TO BE ON THE BEST-SELLER LIST, Y'ALL. 469 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:11,491 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. >> I'VE GOT TO PAY THAT 470 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,060 MORTGAGE >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 471 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:17,063 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "POSE," TOO, WHILE YOU'RE HERE YOU HAVE SO MANY PROJECTS. 472 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,433 THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON OF "POSE. >> YES 473 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,403 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU KIND OF ALWAYS PLANNED THIS OUT TO BE THE FINAL SEASON, CORRECT? 474 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:27,540 >> WELL, I DIDN'T PLAN ANYTHING THE CREATORS, STEVEN CANALS AND 475 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:32,645 BRIAN MURPHY, AND BRAD FALCHUK, THEY ALWAYS INTENDED FOR THE STORY TO END WHEN THE 476 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:41,221 ANTI-RETRO VIRAL DRUGS CAME OUT. AND THAT WAS '96 477 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:46,092 THERE WASN'T REALLY A LIMIT, BUT AS WE TOLD THE STORY, YOU KNOW, THEY REALIZED, "OH, WE'RE 478 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:50,130 THERE. AND THE SHOW IS TOO IMPORTANT TO CONTINUE IT JUST BECAUSE 479 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:57,937 IT'S A HIT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT MATTERS TOO MUCH 480 00:33:57,937 --> 00:34:01,775 YOU KNOW, THIS SEASON IS -- I THINK IT'S EXCEPTIONAL YOU KNOW, I KEEP SAYING, YOU 481 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:07,881 KNOW, JUST FOR ME PERSONALLY YOU KNOW, I GOT TO USE "POSE" AND "PRAY TELL" AS A PROXY, YOU 482 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:15,221 KNOW, FOR MY HEALING AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SAYING, IF I DON'T EVER DO 483 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:26,933 ANYTHING ELSE, AND I'M ALREADY DOING A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, BUT IF I DON'T EVER DO ANYTHING 484 00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:33,807 IN MY LIFE -- ELSE IN MY LIFE, I WILL HAVE DONE IT, YOU KNOW. IT'S - 485 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:37,977 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE SAID EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO SAY AND NOW IT'S TIME TO 486 00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:42,482 TELL A DIFFERENT STORY NOW I GET TO TELL A DIFFERENT STORY AND I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT 487 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:46,786 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BILLY PORTER IN "POSE." 488 00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:47,420 HERE'S BILLY PORTER IN "POSE." TAKE A LOOK. 489 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:49,656 AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU 490 00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:51,491 ONCE MEANT TO ME, BUT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO STEP AWAY FROM THE CHURCH 491 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:55,395 >> NO, NO, THE CHURCH STEPPED AWAY FROM ME AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 492 00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:59,165 EVERY YEAR I WATCH HUNDREDS OF KIDS FLOCK TO THE CITY LOOKING FOR WHAT THEY LOST AFTER THE 493 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:18,485 CHURCH THREW THEM AWAY THAT'S WHAT YOUR CHURCH DONE THAT'S WHAT YOUR CHURCH DID TO 494 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:26,159 ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BILLY PORTER 495 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:30,330 AMAZING. AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 496 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:33,600 THE FINAL SEASON OF "POSE" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX. LOOK FOR THE MUSIC, LOOK FOR 497 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:40,140 THE BOOK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MUSTAFA 498 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:59,225 STICK AROUND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 499 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:03,663 >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN" FROM HIS ALBUM "WHEN SMOKE 500 00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:26,586 RISES," HERE IS MUSTAFA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 501 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:26,619 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 502 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:38,264 * YOU LEFT WITH MY BREATH I'M DRENCHING MY SWEAT 503 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:42,736 WARM BUT I'M COL SO I'M WEARING MY VEST * * RUNNING 504 00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:46,673 DON'T KNOW WHERE TO YE I SEE YOU IN THE GROUN IN THE SKY 505 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:50,610 IN MY THOUGHTS * * IN MY CHEST AND MY FACE IS WET 506 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:55,181 MY CLOTHES ARE WET I'M SINKING I'M SINKING * * I'M SINKING 507 00:36:55,181 --> 00:37:01,421 I'M CHASING YOUR SCENT I'M CHASING YOUR SCENT WE FORGOT TO * 508 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:07,560 * TALK ABOUT HEAVEN NOTHING SACRED WHAT ABOUT 509 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:26,146 ALL OF THE QUESTIONS * * WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN WHAT ABOUT HEAVE 510 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:30,283 ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS THEIR HAIR THEIR FASHION * * THE WORDS THAT WE'D SAY 511 00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:35,422 IF WE WALKED PAST THEM OUR LIVES AND OUR ART AN HOW WE WOULD CRAFT THEM * 512 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:40,794 * COMPLAINING FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOUR OF LOVERS AND FRIEND 513 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:51,171 THAT NEVER EVEN MATTERED * * NONE OF IT EVEN MATTERE OO 514 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:56,743 WE FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT HEAVEN * * NOTHING SACRE 515 00:37:56,743 --> 00:38:04,284 WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE QUESTIONS WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN * 516 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:20,900 * WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN WE FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT HEAVE 517 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:29,042 AND LEAVING * * AND WHAT IT WOULD MEA AND HOW I WOULD GRIEVE 518 00:38:29,042 --> 00:38:48,061 WHAT ABOUT HEAVE WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN * * WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN 519 00:38:48,061 --> 00:39:07,814 WHAT ABOUT HEAVE WHAT ABOUT YOUR BLESSING WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRESENCE * 520 00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:14,688 * WHAT ABOUT TH BREATH I TAK WILL I MAKE IT 521 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:26,599 THROUGH THE DAY * * WHAT IF YOU'R NOT FORGIVEN 522 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:36,776 WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT FORGIVEN * * WE FORGOT T 523 00:39:36,776 --> 00:39:42,549 TALK ABOUT HEAVE NOTHING SACRED WHAT ABOUT ALL * 524 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:57,430 * OF THE QUESTION WHAT ABOUT HEAVE WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN * 525 00:39:57,430 --> 00:40:03,336 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 526 00:40:03,336 --> 00:40:08,975 BILLY PORTER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL DOUGLAS. 527 00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:11,811 MUSTAFA, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:17,550 AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 529 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:20,286 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 530 00:40:20,286 --> 00:40:23,323 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE