1 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,080 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:20,754 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:24,591 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEVIN HART 4 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:28,561 CHRISSY METZ MUSICAL GUEST ST. VINCENT, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:37,504 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1470 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:42,942 >> Questlove: 1470 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:59,359 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:11,271 >> Jimmy: WOW. LOOK AT THIS IT SOUNDS SO GOOD. 9 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,607 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,811 WELCOME to "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:23,183 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL GUYS, TODAY, THE WHITE 12 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:27,087 HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL HAVE HIS FIRST ONE-ON-ONE MEETING WITH 13 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:32,125 VLADIMIR PUTIN ON JUNE 16TH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH 14 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:35,128 IT'S A NICE REMINDER THAT AFTER A YEAR IN QUARANTINE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEE SOME PEOPLE 15 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:40,467 YOU DON'T LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THESE 16 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:44,270 TWO GUYS TRY TO OUT-MACHO EACH OTHER DURING THE SUMMIT. IT'S LIKE, "I DON'T NEED A 17 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,008 A BATHROOM BREAK DO YOU?" [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,744 "NO, IN FACT LET'S TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS AND HAVE A PEC-FLEXING CONTEST. 19 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:55,415 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THIS WILL BE THEIR FIRST IN-PERSON MEETING SINCE BIDEN 20 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:59,586 TOLD PUTIN, "I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A SOUL. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:03,523 IT'S GONNA BE FUN WHEN PUTIN TELLS BIDEN, "SAY ONCE MORE SO I CAN USE FOR OUTGOING 22 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:06,259 VOICEMAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND GO, NOW. 23 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:10,630 SAY NOW. THE MEETING WILL BE PART OF BIDEN'S FIRST FOREIGN TRIP AS 24 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,867 PRESIDENT. HE'LL ROLL UP LIKE EVERY OTHER AMERICAN IN EUROPE, FANNY PACK, 25 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:18,171 SELFIE STICK AND A LOVE FOR SAYING, "HEY, THEY HAVE A MCDONALD'S." 26 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:21,775 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'LL BE BIDEN'S FIRST FOREIGN TRIP AS PRESIDENT AND 27 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:27,080 LET'S HOPE IT'S JUST AS SATISFYING AS HIS FIRST DOMESTIC TRIP. 28 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,083 WHOOPS >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: OOH. 29 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,385 HEY, OH! >> Steve: WHOA [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,920 LIKE FOUR TRIPS IN ONE ON THAT ONE, RIGHT THERE YEAH 31 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,724 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 32 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,493 AS OF TODAY, HALF OF ALL ADULTS IN THE U.S. ARE NOW FULLY VACCINATED 33 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:49,169 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT'S RIGHT, HALF OF AMERICA 34 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:56,643 IS VACCINATED, WHILE THE OTHER HALF USES FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:56,643 --> 00:03:00,146 THAT'S RIGHT, 50%. SO BASICALLY, ONE JOHNSON IS VACCINATED AND THE OTHER 36 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:06,152 JOHNSON ISN'T. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WELL, IF PEOPLE NEED YET 37 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:10,323 ANOTHER INCENTIVE FOR THE VACCINE, UNITED AIRLINES IS OFFERING ITS VACCINATED 38 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:15,662 CUSTOMERS THE CHANCE TO WIN A YEAR OF FREE TRAVEL. THAT'S RIGHT, UNITED'S FIRST 39 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:19,299 PRIZE IS A YEAR OF FREE TRAVEL, WHILE THE SECOND PRIZE IS TWO YEARS. 40 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:26,272 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOOD I'M GOOD 41 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:30,310 HEY, I SAW THAT MIKE AND KAREN PENCE JUST BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF 42 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,713 INDIANAPOLIS AT FIRST, KAREN THOUGHT THE HOUSE WAS HAUNTED, BUT IT WAS 43 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,983 JUST MIKE STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOWER [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:42,655 "YOU REALLY ARE WHITE, WOW I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU, YEAH. HE'S TRANSLUCENT 45 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:46,693 UNBELIEVABLE." "IT'S MORE OF A FROSTED GLASS LOOK." 46 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:50,530 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS IN GEORGIA, OFFICIALS ARE 47 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:54,801 ASKING RESIDENTS TO STOP CALLING 9-1-1 ABOUT CICADAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:58,505 STOP IT. STOP CALLING 9-1-1 ABOUT CICADAS. 49 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:01,474 WHICH BACKFIRED IMMEDIATELY WHEN A BUNCH OF CICADAS ROBBED A 7-ELEVEN 50 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:06,513 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN TEXAS, A WOMAN DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING PRETTY 51 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:10,083 DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING PRETTY CRAZY AT THE EL PASO ZOO WATCH THIS 52 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,153 >> A ZOO IN TEXAS IS TRYING TO 53 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:16,322 TRACK DOWN THE WOMAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO INSIDE THE SPIDER MONKEY EXHIBIT. 54 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:20,160 SHE REPORTEDLY HOPPED THE BARRIER AT THE EL PASO ZOO SO SHE COULD FEED THE MONKEYS HOT 55 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:29,669 CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY: DON'T WORRY. 56 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,971 AFTER THE INCIDENT, THE WOMAN WAS QUICKLY RETURNED TO HER OWN ENCLOSURE. 57 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:36,576 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, PEOPLE WERE SHOCKED, WHILE THE MONKEYS WERE LIKE, "CARL, 58 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:40,213 YOUR UBER EATS IS HERE!" WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 59 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:58,732 * * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 60 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:05,205 FOR YOU TO NIGHT ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, YOU CAN PREORDER HIS CHILDREN'S BOOK, 61 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,375 "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE," AND HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING NETFLIX MOVIE, "FATHERHOOD." 62 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,878 KEVIN HART IS HERE WITH US TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:16,116 WE LOVE KEVIN HART >> Steve: HARDEST WORKING MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS 64 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,619 >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE'S ONE OF THE STARS OF "THIS IS US" ON NBC, CHRISSY METZ IS HERE. 65 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:25,425 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOT A GREAT VOICE, TOO AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 66 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:33,733 ST. VINCENT. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 67 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,436 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT NAME." HERE GO. 68 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:44,110 * GOOD NAME BAD NAM GREAT NAME YES * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP WE HAVE 69 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:48,581 "INVINCIBLE. NOW THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR AN AMAZON SUPER HERO SERIES 70 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:51,551 IT'S A BAD NAME FOR AN iPHONE SCREEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,853 IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR HOW EVERYONE FEELS AFTER GETTING VACCINATED 72 00:05:53,853 --> 00:06:01,594 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, THERE'S "NOBODY'S HOME." 73 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:05,031 THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A SONG. IT'S A BAD NAME FOR SECURITY SYSTEM 74 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:09,369 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR TRYING TO FIND HELP AT HOME DEPOT. 75 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:18,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HELLO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 76 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:22,148 >> Steve: "I NEED A BOLT." >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT, WE HAVE NEXT UP THERE'S "MARE OF 77 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,318 EASTTOWN." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR AN HBO SHOW 78 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,520 IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A RACE HORSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,057 GREAT NAME FOR A DRUNK GUY AT A BAR IN PHILLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:37,130 "I'M THE MARE OF EASTTOWN" >> Steve: UNOFFICIAL MAYOR >> Jimmy: NEXT, THERE'S 81 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:41,401 "WARZONE." OH, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A "CALL OF DUTY" GAME. 82 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,205 A BAD NAME FOR A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,340 A GREAT NAME FOR THE ARMREST BETWEEN TWO SEATS ON AN AIRPLANE 84 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:53,480 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] I GO WINDOW. 85 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,082 >> Steve: YOU WINDOW ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: WINDOW ALL THE TIME. 86 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,419 I KNOW, CAUSE AT WINDOW -- IF YOU JUST DO WINDOW, IT'S UP TO YOU 87 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,721 YOU GOT THE WALL AND YOU GOT THE ARM REST YOU CAN YOU JUST GO THERE AND 88 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,557 FOCUS. IF YOU'RE -- MIDDLE, THAT'S TOO MUCH BUSINESS. 89 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:08,828 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THEN IF YOU'RE THE AISLE, YOU GOT THE THINGS 90 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,898 GOING DOWN YOU GOT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 91 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:16,269 EMERGENCY EXIT, THAT'S ME. >> Steve: YOU JUST SIT IN THE EMERGENCY -- WHEN IS THE LAST 92 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,805 TIME - >> Jimmy: I VOLUNTEER FOR IT >> Steve: WHEN'S THE LAST TIME 93 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,507 YOU FLEW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK I'D BE - 94 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,909 IF THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN, YOU WANT ME THERE. >> Steve: YOU WANT YOU THERE 95 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,445 CAUSE YOU CAN DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAUSE EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW HOW 96 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,414 TO USE IT? WE GOT TO TAKE --" I GO, "YEAH, DON'T TELL ME 97 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,482 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT. YOU TAKE THE PLASTIC THING OFF 98 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:33,053 HANDLE UP. THE THING GOES SIDE WAYS." I'M COOL UNDER PRESSURE. 99 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,756 I'M THE GUY YOU WANT TO OPEN THE EMERGENCY EXIT >> Steve: YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE 100 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,225 AN AIR MARSHAL FOR EMERGENCY EXITS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SHOULD -- 101 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,262 I SHOULD -- THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PAY ME AT SOME POINT. >> Steve: THEY SHOULD PAY YOU 102 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,798 JUST TO GO ON FLIGHTS. >> Jimmy: TO GO ON FLIGHTS I'LL SIT IN THE EMERGENCY 103 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,633 EXITS. >> Steve: THE TEMPERATURE JUST GOES DOWN. 104 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,069 >> Jimmy: I JUST GO, "YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I'VE TOTALLY GOT IT FIGURED 105 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,804 OUT. THEY DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN. 106 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,440 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT. >> Steve: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO 107 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,709 BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT THOUGH >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: YOU KNOW HOW TO 108 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,111 BUCKLE THE SEAT BELT >> Jimmy: I KNOW HOW TO BUCKLE SEAT BELT. 109 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,413 I UNDERSTAND THAT IF THE THINGS FALL YOU PUT IT ON KIDS FIRST. I UNDERSTAND 110 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,615 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. I SHOULD DO THE SPEECH 111 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,784 >> Steve: YOU PUT IT ON YOURSELF FIRST >> Jimmy: WHAT 112 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:08,088 >> Steve: YOU PUT IT ON YOURSELF FIRST >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 113 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,923 YOU DO IT. YOU DO IT. >> Steve: YEAH 114 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,692 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT IT ON YOURSELF FIRST, NOT ME >> Steve: OH YEAH, YOU GO FOR 115 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,028 KIDS >> Jimmy: I DO KIDS FIRST. I RUN AROUND, MAKE SURE ALL THE 116 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,830 KIDS GOT THE MASKS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU'RE JUST A GIVER. 117 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,332 YOU CAN'T HELP IT. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T HELP GIVING. I GIVE, I GIVE, I GIVE 118 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,735 >> Steve: AND THEN YOU GIVE SOME MORE. >> Jimmy: AND THEY WANT ME TO 119 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,937 OPEN THE EMERGENCY EXIT. THAT SAY BIT MUCH TO ASK FROM ME 120 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,039 >> Steve: YEAH, I CAN'T DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE MORE I THINK 121 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,408 ABOUT IT, I'M NOT DOING THIS >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: GIVE ME A DISCOUNT 122 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,710 >> Steve: YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THE -- >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO SAVE 123 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,213 EVERYONE'S LIFE ON THE PLANE >> Steve: AND YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE TO SIT THERE. 124 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,515 >> Jimmy: I'M AN IDIOT ALSO, I MIGHT HAVE A FEW COCKTAILS ON THE PLANE 125 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,050 >> Steve: SURE [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE A - 126 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,486 >> Jimmy: NOW I'M IN -- I'M FLYING WHILE IMPAIRED. >> Steve: RIGHT. 127 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,055 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T DO MY JOB. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING DOWN? 128 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,357 YOU WANT ME TO OPEN THE EMERGENCY EXIT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND 129 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,559 [ LAUGHTER ] DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE KNOW HOW TO DO IT 130 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,729 I'M JUST PUTTING MASKS ON KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S ALL YOU DO, 131 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,798 MAN. YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S GOOD 132 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,601 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GO WINDOW SEAT, HEADPHONES, GET IN THE ZONE 133 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,636 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: GET IN THE PHONE ZONE 134 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,371 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Steve: PHONE ZONE WITH THE PHONE -- 135 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,640 DO YOU PUT A HOODIE ON >> Jimmy: NO I USED TO DO ALL THAT STUFF. 136 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,710 MY FRIEND USED TO PUT A HOODIE BACKWARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,013 >> Steve: YEAH, NO ONE -- NO ONE'S EVER GOING TO LOOK AT YOU WEIRD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 138 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,815 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:14,320 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, WE HAVE "HACKS." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A TV 140 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,824 SHOW THAT'S A BAD NAME FOR A COMEDY CLUB 141 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:21,628 IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR A DATING SITE FOR LUMBERJACKS >> Steve: OOH. 142 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:28,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: TIMBER >> Jimmy: NEXT, THERE'S "GOGO 143 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:32,238 SQUEEZ." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR 144 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,641 APPLESAUCE THAT'S A BAD NAME FOR AIRPLANE WIFI 145 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:38,244 [ LAUGHTER ] A GREAT NAME FOR TRYING TO FIT INTO YOUR OLD PANTS AFTER 146 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:43,750 QUARANTINE >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 147 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,919 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY A LAXATIVE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 148 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:50,824 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: A BAD NAME FOR LAXATIVE OR A GREAT NAME FOR 149 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,059 LAXATIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'D BE A GOOD NAME FOR -- 150 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,527 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:58,898 AFTER THAT, WE'VE GOT "BLOWN AWAY." >> Steve: OH 152 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:02,535 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR LAXATIVE 153 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,371 >> Steve: THAT'S A GREAT ONE, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 154 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,007 >> Steve: ANOTHER GREAT NAME >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A REALITY SHOW ABOUT 155 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,175 GLASSBLOWING >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: A BAD NAME FOR A WIG 156 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,511 SHOP IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR A BAGPIPES-ONLY HEAVY METAL 157 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,314 BAND >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,950 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE "THE MASKED SINGER." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A 159 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,020 A REALITY SHOW IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SUPER HERO 160 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,322 A GREAT NAME FOR ME IN THE CAR DURING QUARANTINE. THERE YOU GO 161 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT 162 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,227 NAME." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS 163 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:48,748 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 164 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:53,319 EVERYBODY. HEY GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE 165 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:58,258 GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 166 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. 167 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:05,298 FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE 168 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:09,602 PEOPLE FROM OUR IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE TONIGHT THAT ARE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,339 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WE GOING TO HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE 170 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,075 SPOT IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS." 171 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,976 IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS." LET'S DO THIS. 172 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:27,887 * FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,724 >> Jimmy: ROOTS? ROOTS, YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS 174 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,493 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT PERFECT. 175 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,528 ALL RIGHT, LET'S PICK SOMEONE. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT 176 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:40,100 YOU. [ CHEERS ] NOT RAISING -- 177 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:45,138 WHO ELSE HERE IS A "FRIENDS" FAN FOR THIS FIRST ONE YOU LOVE THE SHOW "FRIENDS"? 178 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,674 SIR, RIGHT THERE WITH GLASSES IN THE MIDDLE THERE. YEAH 179 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:51,611 RIGHT THERE. GLASSES. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 180 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:55,315 YOU FROM >> I'M JUSTIN AND I'M FROM NEW YORK 181 00:11:55,315 --> 00:12:00,120 >> Jimmy: HEY! [ APPLAUSE ] WELCOME, JUSTIN. 182 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,523 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE JUSTIN, THE "FRIENDS" REUNION COMES OUT THIS WEEK. 183 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:08,194 WHICH CHARACTER DO YOU RELATE TO MOST? >> GOT TO BE RACHEL. 184 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:19,906 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES. 185 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:26,346 YEP. IT'S GOT TO BE RACHEL. JUSTIN, LAST QUESTION. 186 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:35,755 WERE THEY ON A BREAK >> THEY WERE NOT ON A BREAK. >> Jimmy: WHAT 187 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:42,162 WOW! WOW! I DID NOT THINK THAT WAS GOING 188 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:48,435 TO BE SAID TONIGHT OH, MY GOODNESS. CONTROVERSY, MAN 189 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,637 ROOTS, TARIQ, WE JUST HAVE OUR BUDDY HERE JUSTIN FROM NEW YORK 190 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:54,341 HE'S GOING DO WATCH THE "FRIENDS" REUNION THAT'S COMING OUT THIS WEEK. 191 00:12:54,341 --> 00:13:00,680 THE CHARACTER HE RELATES TO MOST, OBVIOUSLY, RACHEL. >> Tariq: OBVI 192 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:05,218 >> Jimmy: OBVI AND WHEN ASKED IF THEY WERE ON A BREAK, IF ROSS AND RACHEL 193 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:13,360 WERE ON A BREAK, HE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT ON A BREAK. OH, MY GOODNESS. 194 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:19,232 FOR THIS FIRST ONE, ROOTS, CAN WE DO SOMETHING LIKE THE SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 195 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:36,783 * * JUSTIN NEW YORK IS BACK AND VAXED LET'S PROPOSE A TOAST * 196 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:41,888 * IT'S REALLY GREAT TO HAVE A AUDIENCE UP CLOSE * * IT'S "FRIENDS 197 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:47,594 REUNION TIME WHICH CHARACTER DO YOU THINK IS MOST SECIAL * 198 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:53,700 * JUSTIN SAYS OBVIOUSLY HE HAS TO GO WITH RACHEL AND THEY ABSOLUTELY WERE 199 00:13:53,700 --> 00:14:00,940 NOT ON A BREAK * * YO FOR GOODNESS * THEY ABSOLUTELY WEREN'T ON A BREAK * 200 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:06,279 * FOR GOODNESS SAKE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. 201 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,883 NOT BAD RIGHT THERE. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. VERY IMPRESSIVE. 202 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:13,720 THANK YOU, ROOTS THANK YOU, TARIQ THANK YOU, JUSTIN. 203 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,355 ALL RIGHT, LET'S PICK SOMEONE ELSE HERE. RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT -- IN 204 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:20,160 THE FRONT ROW. CLOSEST TO THE FRONT ROW RIGHT THERE. 205 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,531 HELLO. [ CHEERS ] WHAT IS YOUR NAME. 206 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:30,070 >> SHANTY. >> Jimmy: SHANTY SHANTY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 207 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,206 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE GRADUATION -- THEY'RE ALL COMING UP, A BUNCH OF 208 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,343 GRADUATIONS. WHO WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL? 209 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:40,080 >> WHO WAS MY BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL? >> Jimmy: YEAH 210 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,518 >> DRISHYA, ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN INDIA >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HER NAME? 211 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,254 >> DRISHYA >> Jimmy: DRISHYA. >> OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GOING TO 212 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,323 LOVE THIS. SHE'S THE BIGGEST FAN. >> Jimmy: DRISHYA, I LOVE YOU. 213 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,727 DRISHYA, I LOVE YOU! [ CHEERS ] THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 214 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,428 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI I MISS YOU 215 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,499 CALL ME! E-MAIL ME! SOMETHING. 216 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,669 IF YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING TO DRISHYA RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD -- 217 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,740 >> I MISS YOU SO MUCH. AND I HOPE YOU'RE SAFE IN INDIA. 218 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:13,613 >> Jimmy: AW, I MISS YOU [ APPLAUSE ] I CAN TELL GUYS ARE STILL 219 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,583 FRIENDS? STILL BEST FRIENDS >> OF COURSE 220 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,721 AFTER THIS, FOR LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 221 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,590 SHE OWES YOU ONE NOW, YEAH, HERE WE GO >> MIGHT AS WELL 222 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,394 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE SHANTY HER BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL 223 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:31,264 WAS DRISHYA. OKAY, AND IF SHE CAN SAY SOMETHING TO DRISHYA RIGHT NOW, 224 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:37,771 SHE WOULD SAY, "I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND I HOPE YOU'RE SAFE IN INDIA. 225 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:42,142 ROOTS, FOR THIS ONE, THE WEEKND AND ARIANA GRANDE. THE SONG AT THE TOP OF THE 226 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:46,513 CHARTS, "SAVE YOUR TEARS." CAN WE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TYPE OF VIBE 227 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,448 CAN WE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TYPE OF VIBE WEEKND TYPE OF VIBE? 228 00:15:53,586 --> 00:16:01,828 * OKAY SHANTY IS YOUR NAM AND I KNOW YOU'RE NO FOOL * 229 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:10,470 * YOU SAY IN INDIA DRISHY WAS YOUR FRIEN IN HIGH SCHOOL * 230 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,941 * WHAT WOULD YO SAY TO DRISHYA IF SHE WAS THERE 231 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:22,048 WATCHING US NOW * * YOU WOULD SAY I HOPE YOU ARE SAF 232 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:35,595 AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH * * I MISS YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 233 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,364 >> Jimmy: THE ROOTS WROTE A SONG ABOUT HER COME ON NOW. 234 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:41,067 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE OUR LAST ONE, WHO WE GOT LET'S GO 235 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:45,672 [ CHEERS ] YEAH YES, RIGHT THERE 236 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,973 YES! YES. VERY GOOD. 237 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:50,076 HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME IS EMILY. 238 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,746 >> Jimmy: EMILY. MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IS COMING UP 239 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,881 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVING BARBECUES. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISH TO 240 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:59,753 EAT AT A BARBECUE? >> HAMBURGERS. DEFINITELY 241 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,255 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE IT MEDIUM DO YOU LIKE IT WELL DONE 242 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,124 DO YOU HAVE CHEESE >> MEDIUM RARE >> Jimmy: WOAH, NOW WE'RE 243 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,659 TALKING. NOW WE'RE GETTING REAL HERE. MEDIUM RARE AND YOU PUT CHEESE 244 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:13,166 ON IT? >> I'M JEWISH, NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 245 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:17,237 >> Jimmy: IS THAT A THING? >> YEAH. IT'S KOSHER -- IT'S NOT KOSHER 246 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,040 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HAMBURGER MEDIUM RARE. CHEESE IS NOT KOSHER 247 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:25,345 BUN, KOSHER? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LETTUCE, TOMATO? 248 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,548 >> I'M BORING. NO >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BORING AS 249 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:34,054 WELL NO SO YOU UST DO -- HAMBURGER, HAMBURGER ON A BUN 250 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,822 >> YEP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 251 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,458 KETCHUP? MUSTARD? >> GARLIC MAYO 252 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,628 >> Jimmy: GARLIC MAYO? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST WENT ALL 253 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,497 FANCY ALL OF A SUDDEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT KIND OF BARBECUE DO YOU GO 254 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,334 TO GARLIC MAYO. DANG 255 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,070 THAT IS SOMETHING TARIQ WOULD WHIP UP THERE. >> Tariq: OBVIOUSLY NOT. 256 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:55,608 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL MAYO IS MY KRYPTONITE. 257 00:17:55,608 --> 00:18:01,881 STOP PLAYING WITH ME >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO YOU WANT HAMBURGER MEDIUM 258 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:07,420 RARE, GARLIC MAYO IS SO GOOD THAT'S SO FUNNY, MAN IF YOU COULD INVITE ANY 259 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:14,527 CELEBRITY COUPLE TO YOUR BARBECUE, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE >> LIN-MANUEL AND VANESSA. 260 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,665 >> Jimmy: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA AND VANESSA. ABSOLUTELY 261 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:23,370 AND FOR THIS ONE SINCE IT'S SUMMER TIME, MAYBE LIKE AN "UNDER THE BOARDWALK" TYPE OF 262 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:28,274 JAM OR SOME DRIFTERS KEEPING IT FUN, MAN. KEEPING IT FUN, MAN, LIKE -- 263 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:45,792 * SHE TOLD ME EMILY WAS HER NAME I SAID HOW ARE YOU * 264 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:54,234 * MEDIUM RARE KOSHE BURGERS IS HER JAM AT A BARBECUE * 265 00:18:54,234 --> 00:19:02,409 * YOU CAN INVIT ANY CELEB TO THE COOKOUT WHO ARE YOU GOING TO ASK * 266 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:08,314 * LET'S HOPE THAT LIN-MANUE AND VANESSA DON'T SA "I'LL PASS" * 267 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:20,126 * OH, GARLIC MAYO NO, NONE FOR M I WILL BE EATING 268 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:30,070 NO GARLIC MAYO * * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO OUR 269 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,639 AUDIENCE THANK YOU TO THE ROOTS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 270 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:37,410 KEVIN HART, MY MAN COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 271 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:56,730 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS ON THE 272 00:19:56,730 --> 00:20:00,867 PLANET HIS CHILDREN'S BOOK, "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE" IS AVAILABLE FOR 273 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:07,540 PREORDER HE ALSO IS STARRING IN IN THE NETFLIX MOVIE, "FATHERHOOD," 274 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,811 WHICH BEGINS STREAMING JUNE 18th HERE IS THE VERY FUNNY 275 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,412 18th HERE IS THE VERY FUNNY KEVIN HART 276 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,083 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 277 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:21,721 I MISS SEEING YOU, BUD >> I KNOW, MAN I'M USED TO WALKING OUT THERE, 278 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,558 HIGH FIVING YOU, SITTING DOWN - >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 279 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,228 >> PUTTING MY LEGS UP -- >> Jimmy: YES. >> WATCHING THE AUDIENCE 280 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,031 THERE WAS A THING -- I USED TO DO A THING, MAN. I CAN'T DO MY THING. 281 00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,899 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, WE HAD A A THING. BUT WE CAN DO OUR THING IN 282 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,169 THERE. I LIKE YOUR SHIRT BY THE WAY >> I DON'T HAVE ON PANTS 283 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,138 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T ASK THAT, KEVIN. 284 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:41,107 I DID NOT ASK THAT >> I KNOW, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M HONEST. 285 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,710 I DON'T HAVE ON PANTS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT -- NO. 286 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,012 YOU SAY THAT EVERY INTERVIEW >> DON'T ASK ME TO STAND UP. >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- PLEASE 287 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,082 DON'T. DO NOT STAND UP. DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO IT 288 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,317 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA DO IT. >> Jimmy: NO, AUDIENCE >> DO YOU GOT THE BLUR BUTTON 289 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,754 READY? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,289 >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY 291 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,024 OKAY ALL RIGHT. OKAY 292 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:02,095 >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA NEED A A BIGGER THING THAN THAT, SORRY. 293 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:07,233 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GONNA NEED LIKE A BIG -- SORRY. 294 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,968 [ LAUGHTER ] PLEASE DON'T STAND UP, BUD HEY. 295 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,937 >> HOW YOU DOING >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD, PAL. I -- I -- I DO REALLY MISS YOU 296 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,472 HAVING YOU HERE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SUPER FUN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- YOU 297 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,409 HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON, SO MANY GREAT PROJECTS "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE. 298 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,379 BUT, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU -- SINCE LAST I TALKED TO YOU, YOU HAD A BABY GIRL. 299 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:23,850 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 300 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,553 >> Jimmy: HEY. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 301 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,455 ANOTHER BABY ANOTHER ONE. FATHER OF FOUR NOW 302 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,391 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS READY TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY CUTE? YOU READY TO SEE THIS BABY 303 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,793 OH, MY GOD LOOK AT THIS KAORI. 304 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:38,298 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] LOOK AT THIS >> OH, MY GOODNESS 305 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,334 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT IS -- SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOLL 306 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,169 >> YEAH. MY LITTLE CABBAGE PATCH DOLL >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. 307 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,106 >> MY LITTLE CABBAGE PATCH >> Jimmy: SHE REALLY IS. HOW IS IT -- WHAT'S IT LIKE 308 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:48,608 HAVING FOUR KIDS AROUND? >> LOUD. VERY LOUD. 309 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,311 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? 310 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,446 >> Steve: A LOT OF STEPS >> I CAN'T EVEN LIE, MAN YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S A FEELING 311 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:58,485 LIKE NO OTHER. I'VE EMBRACED FATHERHOOD - >> Jimmy: YEAH 312 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:02,088 >> YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE, MAN AND, YOU KNOW, I GOT A TEENAGER 313 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:06,593 NOW. MY OLDEST IS 16. MY -- MY SON, HENDRIX, IS ABOUT 314 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:11,931 TO BE 14 MY SON, KENZO, IS THREE, AND NOW KAORI, SHE'S EIGHT MONTHS. 315 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,770 IT'S JUST -- IT'S INSANE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU ARE IN A HOME, AND YOU LOOK AROUND 316 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,140 YOU, AND YOU LOOK AT THIS -- THIS THING THIS THING THAT NOW EXISTS THAT 317 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:26,279 HAS SUCH A TIGHT AND CLOSE KNIT BOND, MAN. AND, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T COME 318 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:31,951 FROM THE MOM AND DAD IN THE SAME HOUSEHOLD, AND THE FAMILY THAT ATE DINNER EVERY NIGHT. 319 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,788 SO, THE FACT THAT, YOU KNOW, I NOW HAVE BROKE THE -- THE MOLD AND CREATED THAT AND STARTED 320 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:40,260 THAT, IT MEANS A LOT IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU 321 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:44,197 >> I LOVE TO SEE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, MAN 322 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:48,301 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER IS 16. AND YOU JUST -- SHE GOT HER DRIVER'S LICENSE, AND YOU GOT 323 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:51,604 HER A CAR. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU BOUGHT HER A CAR 324 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,473 NOW -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET A CAR 325 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,576 WHEN YOU WERE 16 >> NO, I DIDN'T GET NO CAR YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I DIDN'T GET 326 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:59,379 NO CAR, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T GET NO CAR. 327 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,881 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I GOT? I GOT A BUCKET I GOT A BUCKET 328 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,084 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID NOT GET A BUCKET COME ON. 329 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:06,486 >> YEAH, I GOT A BUCKET. I GOT A BUCKET, AND IN THAT BUCKET WAS NOTHING 330 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,322 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] >> IF YOU WANT SOMETHING -- IF 331 00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:11,191 YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU GO DO SOME WORK AND FILL THE BUCKET UP 332 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:14,694 THAT'S WHAT I GOT. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS KID -- THIS KID DIDN'T HAVE 333 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:18,398 A CAR. HE JUST HAD A BUCKET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 334 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,467 >> WOW WOW. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT 335 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,969 HM JESUS CHRIST I'M SORRY. 336 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:27,474 FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE AUDIENCE FOR MY HAIRLINE IN THAT -- IN THAT 337 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,476 PICTURE. THAT WAS A DIFFICULT TIME. THAT'S WHEN MY MOM WAS CUTTING 338 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,745 MY HAIR WITH A BOWL. TRUE STORY [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:35,515 SHE WOULD PUT A BOWL ON MY HEAD AND GO AROUND IT BUT NO, I DID NOT HAVE A CAR 340 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,283 MY FIRST CAR WAS A WHITE TRANS AM THAT MY BROTHER GOT FOR ME WHEN I WAS LIKE -- I THINK I 341 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:44,324 WAS LIKE 19. I DIDN'T GET IT IN HIGH SCHOOL WE DIDN'T HAVE CARS IN HIGH 342 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:47,494 SCHOOL - >> Jimmy: NO >> IN BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS. 343 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,430 THAT WASN'T A GIFT NO, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO 344 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,266 >> WE HAD BIKES. MAYBE -- MAYBE A BIKE. AND IF YOU RODE THAT TO SCHOOL, 345 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,568 YOU WEREN'T COMING HOME WITH IT SOMEBODY WOULD STEAL IT. 346 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:58,538 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY WOULD STEAL 347 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:01,041 IT LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK -- 348 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:03,677 CHILDREN'S BOOK. >> PLEASE DO, MAN. >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT, MAN 349 00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:06,946 "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE. I THINK IT'S GREAT I THINK IT'S FUNNY 350 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,448 IT'S GOT A GREAT MESSAGE FOR KIDS BASICALLY SAYING, "HEY, STICK 351 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:13,086 WITH IT. IF YOU HAVE A DREAM, WORK HARD AND IF YOU WORK HARD, CAN YOU 352 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:17,123 GET SOMEWHERE. >> I MEAN, THIS IS -- THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY MAN, TO REALLY 353 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:22,929 MOTIVATE AND INSPIRE OUR YOUTH YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THIS GENERATION NEEDS TO TRULY 354 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:25,532 UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORD "NO" IS JUST THAT IT'S A WORD. 355 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:29,235 AND OUR STORIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT. I HEARD "NO" A LOT, YOU KNOW, 356 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:34,841 ON MY JOURNEY. AND THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS A A LONG ONE 357 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:40,080 A LOT OF DOORS GET CLOSED IN YOUR FACE. A LOT OF ROADS HAVE BLOCKS AT 358 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,350 THE END OF THEM, AND YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT WAYS AROUND THEM. AND THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT. 359 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:46,419 IT'S ABOUT PIVOTING. IT'S ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT YOUR DREAM IS JUST THAT. 360 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:50,090 IT'S YOURS AND YOUR BELIEF IN YOU AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU CAN 361 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,825 DO IS JUST THAT. IT'S YOURS AND NOBODY CAN EVER TELL YOU 362 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:59,099 THAT THAT'S NOT TRUE NOBODY CAN EVER TELL YOU THAT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH 363 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,735 IN "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE," IT'S ABOUT A KID THAT HAD A DREAM THAT -- THAT KEPT GETTING 364 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:06,206 DENIED PEOPLE KEPT TELLING HIM THAT HIS DREAM WOULD NEVER HAPPEN 365 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,041 AND HE WAS DETERMINED TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL WITHIN HIS DREAM THAT HE FOUND A WAY TO DO 366 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:13,046 IT HIMSELF AND IT BECAME SUCH AN AMAZING THING FOR HIM, AND AN AMAZING 367 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:14,881 THING FOR HIS FAMILY, BECAUSE AS HE GREW AND AS HE STARTED TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS CAPABLE 368 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:23,356 OF DOING WHAT HE PUT HIS MIND TO, HE BECAME A MUCH, MUCH BETTER INDIVIDUAL. 369 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,192 AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT OUR GENERATION TO UNDERSTAND THAT'S WHAT I WANT THESE KIDS 370 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,695 TO UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE IN LIFE, AS LONG AS YOU 371 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:32,866 BELIEVE IT AND YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 372 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:35,502 TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE WITH KEVIN HART AFTER THE 373 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:38,204 BREAK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DON'T HAVE PANTS ON 374 00:25:38,204 --> 00:26:00,160 I DON'T HAVE PANTS ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 375 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,128 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 376 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:07,367 KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. KEVIN HART IS HERE >> LET'S GO. 377 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:11,037 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUN AND I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE FUNNY AND WE ALWAYS JOKE AROUND EVERY 378 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:16,443 TIME YOU'RE HERE BUT THIS MOVIE, "FATHERHOOD," IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY 379 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:21,715 >> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY OF A GUY NAMED MATT LOGELIN. AND THE STORY IS ABOUT A MAN 380 00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:26,820 WHOSE LIFE GOT FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN YOU KNOW, HE LOST HIS WIFE 381 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:36,229 AFTER DELIVERING A BABY AND WAS LEFT WITH, YOU KNOW, THE IDEA OF RAISING A CHILD BY HIMSELF 382 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:41,901 AFTER SUFFERING, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE DARKEST - ONE OF THE DARKEST MOMENTS IN HIS LIFE. 383 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:46,639 AND THERE WAS A HIGH LEVEL OF DOUBT IN WHAT HE COULD DO, IF HE COULD DO, AND RATHER THAN 384 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:51,111 GIVING UP, YOU KNOW -- HE HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KIND OF BEAR DOWN AND STICK 385 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:59,719 WITH WHAT LIFE HAS THROWN AT HIM AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT. AND IN THIS CASE, FOR ME TO 386 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:03,656 TAKE ON THE ROLE, IT GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW A BLACK FATHER IN A POSITIVE LIGHT 387 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:08,495 YOU KNOW, FOR SOME TIME ON THE SCREEN, ON TV, IF WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF JAIL, OR ON 388 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:13,833 DRUGS, OR OFF DRUGS, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT STRUGGLE BEHIND THE IMAGE OF A BLACK 389 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:17,470 FATHER AND I SAID THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY JUST TO PUT IT IN 390 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:22,809 THE SPACE OF POSITIVITY. AND THAT WAS MY REASON FOR TAKING ON THE ROLE 391 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:26,746 AND ALSO CHALLENGING MYSELF TO, YOU KNOW, TO GO A LITTLE DEEPER IN TO ACTING 392 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:31,885 IT'S A SERIOUS STORY IT'S EMOTIONAL IT HAS ITS WAVES 393 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:34,487 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE JOURNEY THAT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE 394 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,923 MY AUDIENCE ON >> Jimmy: YOUR CO-STAR IN THE MOVIE IS A BABY. 395 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:40,060 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOW CLEARLY YOU CAN'T USE AN ACTUAL BABY FOR ALL THE 396 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,129 HOURS OF FILMING SO YOU HAD A - >> SAYS WHO? 397 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:46,633 SAYS WHO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A FACT. 398 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:50,670 >> NO IT'S NOT NO, IT'S NOT A FACT. >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS A FACT. 399 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,940 >> WE HAD A BRILLIANT BABY - WE HAD A BRILLIANT BABY THAT I WORKED WITH AND THIS BABY WAS 400 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:58,545 RELENTLESS THIS BABY WORKED HOURS HOURS. 401 00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:00,847 THIS BABY WAS PULLING 14 HOUR DAYS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 402 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,483 THAT IS NOT TRUE [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING 403 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:05,752 LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: NO, KEVIN, THAT WAS A FAKE BABY. 404 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:09,489 I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK FOR THIS MANY HOURS WITH A BABY. 405 00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:12,525 WHAT YOU WERE ACTING WITH WAS A DOLL >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 406 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:16,196 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS RIDICULOUS TO SAY THAT I WOULD WORK 407 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:21,501 WITH -- AS A THESPIAN. I'M A THESPIAN TO SUGGEST -- TO SUGGEST THAT I 408 00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:23,903 WOULD WORK - >> Jimmy: THESPIAN THES-PIAN. 409 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,639 NOT A THESBIAN >> DON'T YOU TELL ME -- DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS 410 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,942 >> Jimmy: THESPIAN >> FOR YOU TO SUGGEST THAT, YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE, JIMMY, 411 00:28:28,942 --> 00:28:33,246 TO THINK THAT THAT WAS A FAKE BABY YOU BETTER LOOK AT THE TAPE. 412 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:36,816 I ONLY WORK WITH REAL BABIES IT'S IN MY CONTRACT, BUDDY I'M KEVIN "THE REAL BABY 413 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:41,287 WORK-WITH-ER" HART THAT'S WHO I AM. * 414 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:48,828 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHO I AM. THAT'S WHO I AM, JIMMY 415 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:55,402 OKAY >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY YOU DID A 416 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:59,639 HERE IS KEVIN HART IN "FATHERHOOD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 417 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,841 >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S NORMAL OR NOT, BUT IT'S TWO DIFFERENT KINDS. 418 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,678 SHE CAN EITHER HIT YOU WITH A STREAMER - THAT'S WHEN IT'S ALL PUT 419 00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:09,816 TOGETHER AND IT'S A LITTLE SOLID AND THAT'S A DIRECT HIT. OR SHE'LL BUCKSHOT YOU 420 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:15,055 AND THAT'S -- THAT'S THAT SPAY IT'S A QUICK WHOP. I NEED HELP. 421 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:21,828 I NEED THE CRYING TO STOP. HOW DO I MAKE THE CRYING STOP? >> OKAY. 422 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,231 UM - MY OLDEST HAD COLIC FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS 423 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,767 >> WHAT'S COLIC? >> IT'S WHEN BABIES CRY FOR HOURS ON END WITHOUT ANY REASON 424 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:33,440 UNTIL YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR EYES ARE ABOUT TO POP OUT >> I GAVE THE BABY COLIC 425 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:38,111 >> NO, THAT'S NOT HOW COLIC WORKS. >> IT'S CAUSE I'M NOT WASHING 426 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:40,847 MY HANDS AND I'M JUST TOUCHING THE BABY THAT'S HOW I GAVE THE BABY 427 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:45,885 COLIC, PROBABLY. >> YOU DON'T GIVE A BABY COLIC IT'S MORE OF A DIGESTIVE THING 428 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:50,223 >> THAT'S A RELIEF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART, 429 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,892 EVERYBODY! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 430 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,961 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "FATHERHOOD" BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX ON 431 00:29:54,961 --> 00:30:02,168 JUNE 18th. PRE-ORDER HIS BOOK, "MARCUS MAKES A MOVIE. 432 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,338 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR BEING HERE CHRISSY METZ WILL JOIN US WHEN WE COME BACK 433 00:30:05,338 --> 00:30:07,974 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! KEVIN HART [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 434 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:24,491 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE-NOMINATED 435 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:29,462 ACTOR, WHO'S ONE OF THE STARS OF "THIS IS US." YOU CAN CATCH UP ON SEASON FIVE 436 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:34,434 OF THE SHOW ON NBC.COM AND HULU HERE IS CHRISSY METZ 437 00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:39,039 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH COME ON, BUD 438 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:42,976 >> HI. >> Jimmy: OH, CHRISSY METZ CHRISSY, I MISS YOU. 439 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:47,147 I HAVE -- I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE I WISH YOU WERE HERE IN PERSON 440 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:49,049 I HAVE 1 THOUSAND QUESTIONS FOR YOU, BUD >> I HAVE 1 THOUSAND QUESTIONS 441 00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:52,485 FOR YOU TOO. I MISS YOU, TERRIBLY BUT I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU ON THE 442 00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:57,857 OLD COMPUTER >> Jimmy: ON THE OLD COMPUTER. YOU'RE HERE IN FRONT OF A LIVE 443 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,126 AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI! 444 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:05,732 PEOPLE >> Jimmy: THE SEASON FINALE OF "THIS IS US" AIRED TONIGHT 445 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:09,069 AND WE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A SECOND >> MM-HMM. 446 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:12,505 >> Jimmy: AND NO SPOILERS. BUT FIRST, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A FEW COOL THINGS YOU'VE DONE 447 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:16,543 SINCE WE LAST TALKED FIRST OF ALL, HERE IS -- HERE IS CHRISSY METZ PERFORMING AT 448 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:21,715 THE OSCARS YOU'RE DOING, "I'M STANDING WITH YOU --" >> YEAH 449 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,617 >> Jimmy: FROM "BREAKTHROUGH" AT THE OSCARS. WHAT WAS IT LIKE 450 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:28,088 DID YOU FREAK OUT? YOU CRUSHED IT, BY THE WAY >> I APPRECIATE YOU. 451 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:32,158 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I WAS LIKE, "LET ME JUST BE PRESENT IN THE MOMENT. 452 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,728 LET ME JUST BE THE CONDUIT OF THE SONG." YOU KNOW, I DEDICATE IT TO MY 453 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:38,631 MOM. AND SO, IT WAS VERY SPECIAL FOR ME 454 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:42,836 HOWEVER, I HAD A STOMACHACHE SO BAD. EVERYBODY AROUND ME WAS MAKING 455 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:46,706 ME MORE NERVOUS THAN I NEEDED TO BE. I HAD SUCH A STOMACHACHE 456 00:31:46,706 --> 00:31:49,109 I WAS LIKE, "I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE HOSPITAL." EVERYONE'S LIKE, "I THINK 457 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:53,380 YOU'RE NERVOUS." AS SOON AS THE LAST NOTE OF THE SONG WAS OVER, I WAS LIKE, "NO 458 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:57,751 MORE STOMACHACHE BRILLIANT! >> Jimmy: OH, I COULD NOT TELL 459 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,219 AT ALL I COULD NOT TELL YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED MORE 460 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:02,322 BEAUTIFUL AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE SOUNDED MORE PHENOMENAL. I GO, "WELL, THAT'S A HIGH 461 00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,424 PRESSURE GIG." THEN I SEE YOU PERFORMING ALSO AT THE GRAND OLE OPRY. 462 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:11,197 WHAT AN HONOR TO PERFORM THERE >> I MEAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 463 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:16,136 I MEAN - LIKE WHAT? I MEAN, THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE 464 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:18,071 STOOD ON THAT STAGE AND WHO HAVE SUNG THEIR HEARTS OUT AT THE BEGINNING, YOU KNOW, OF 465 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:24,411 THEIR CAREERS, WHEN NOBODY KNEW WHO THEY WERE, TO LITTLE OLE ME FROM GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA. 466 00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:28,448 IT WAS LIKE, BEYOND EXCITING AND A LITTLE WEIRD, BECAUSE THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE, SINCE IT 467 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:33,720 WAS DURING, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> THE HEIGHT OF QUARANTINE. 468 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,789 SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE "THIS IS US." LIKE, I DON'T REALLY PERFORM TO 469 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:39,959 AN AUDIENCE. SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH 470 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:43,129 WOW. THAT'S -- YEAH -- SO, YEAH >> YEAH. 471 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,232 >> Jimmy: IS COUNTRY YOUR THING? OR, WHAT WAS YOUR -- 472 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,968 >> YES I MEAN, YES. IT DEFINITELY IS 473 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,437 I THINK MORE OF SOUL COUNTRY, IF I HAD TO PUT A LITTLE SPIN ON IT. 474 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,639 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, I JUST LOVE THE -- THE INSTRUMENTS OF COUNTRY MUSIC 475 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:57,010 I LOVE THE STORY TELLING OF COUNTRY MUSIC. SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO PICK 476 00:32:57,010 --> 00:33:00,180 A GENRE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ME, BUT IT'S HARD TO PICK A GENRE. 477 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,816 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN DO -- YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING. >> BUT, YEAH 478 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:05,318 >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A SONG I HEARD YOU SING, I SAW THE VIDEO FOR IT 479 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:09,356 WAS IT CALLED "GOOD BOY" OR SOMETHING? OR 480 00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:12,625 >> OH, MAYBE GABBY BARRETT'S COVER OF "GOOD ONES," MAYBE. >> Jimmy: YES, "GOOD ONES. 481 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,929 >> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED THAT 482 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,431 >> OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET THANK YOU! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GOOD, I WAS 483 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:21,868 LIKE, "MAN, YOU CAN SING." IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. IT WAS AMAZING 484 00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:25,071 I WOULD GO, "OH, MY GOSH." IT WAS FANTASTIC YES, YOU DID AN ACOUSTIC COVER 485 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:28,808 OF "GOOD ONES. IT WAS SO WELL DONE. BUT ANYWAYS, YOU KNOW I'M 486 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:31,544 A FAN. BUT THAT ONE YOU -- YOU KNOCKED OUT OF THE PARK. 487 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:35,815 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SEASON FINALE OF "THIS IS 488 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:38,351 US." OUR AUDIENCE HERE HAS NOT SEEN IT, SO I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL 489 00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:43,923 ANYTHING, BUT SOMETHING BIG WAS REVEALED, AS ALWAYS. SERIOUSLY, A BIG -- ANOTHER BIG 490 00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:47,394 TWIST HAPPENED AGAIN TONIGHT >> IT DID. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW 491 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:50,897 THAT THIS TWIST WAS GOING TO HAPPEN >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN FOR QUITE 492 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,966 SOME TIME. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WAS GOING TO UNFOLD. 493 00:33:52,966 --> 00:34:00,206 >> Jimmy: YOU DID, OKAY. >> I JUST -- I'M CONCERNED >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD 494 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,510 >> FOR MANY PEOPLE >> Jimmy: OKAY >> INCLUDING MYSELF. 495 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,546 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALWAYS -- 496 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:08,515 >> I'VE KNOWN FOR QUITE SOME TIME, AND IT'S BEEN HARD, OF COURSE, TO KEEP THE SECRET 497 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:14,087 BUT -- [ HEAVY BREATHING >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, YEAH 498 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:18,058 DO YOU TELL THE CREATOR -- THE WRITER -- THE SHOW RUNNER, DO YOU GO, "HEY, STOP 499 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,960 JUST LET ME HAVE A NORMAL SEASON?" >> NO. 500 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:25,098 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT -- I'M NOT DOING THAT TO DAN FOGELMAN. 501 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:28,068 I'M NOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT HE'S ALWAYS TWISTING 502 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:31,071 SOMETHING. AND I GO LIKE, "OH." AND THEN, HEART STRINGS. 503 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,773 >> OH. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYTHING -- AND THIS ONE IS A CLIFFHANGER OF 504 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:37,077 CLIFFHANGERS YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?" >> OH, I THINK THIS IS -- THIS, 505 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:44,150 CLOSE TO JACK'S PASSING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGER 506 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:48,388 FINALES. >> Jimmy: IT'S CLOSE -- NO, YEAH, EXACTLY. 507 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:51,558 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE FINALE OF "THIS IS US." 508 00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:54,594 HERE'S CHRISSY METZ IN THE SEASON FINALE. TAKE A LOOK. 509 00:34:56,463 --> 00:35:01,201 KATE I NEED TO. EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY, STAYING 510 00:35:01,201 --> 00:35:07,640 AT HOME IS JUST -- I -- I LOVE OUR CHILDREN, BUT -- 511 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:17,050 >> OKAY. GOT IT >> KATE? 512 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:18,785 >> TOBY, MY HUSBAND IS CONTEMPLATING TAKING A JOB THAT WILL PUT HIM IN A DIFFERENT 513 00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:23,423 CITY THREE DAYS A WEEK AND HE JUST USED THE SENTENCE, "I LOVE OUR CHILDREN, BUT --" 514 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:33,066 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO DIGEST IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 515 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:37,270 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:42,509 CHRISSY METZ, EVERYBODY! SEASON FIVE OF "THIS IS US" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NBC.COM AND 517 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:46,880 HULU WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM "ST. 518 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,516 VINCENT. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 519 00:35:49,516 --> 00:36:11,438 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "DADDY'S 520 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,473 * FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "DADDY'S HOME," HERE IS ST. VINCENT 521 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:28,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 522 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:41,067 * * YOU'VE HIT ME ONE TIM IMAGINE MY SURPRIS 523 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:49,909 WHEN YOU HIT ME TWO TIME YOU GOT YOURSELF A FIGHT * * I WAS A PATSY 524 00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:54,414 YOU WERE A CREEP FROM THE CHEAP SEATS * * THINKING THAT MY LITTLE 525 00:36:54,414 --> 00:37:12,032 SCRATCH WAS LIKE YOUR BI VICTORY SEE BUT I'LL TAKE YO DOWN UH-HUH * 526 00:37:12,032 --> 00:37:17,537 * TELL ME WHO HURT YO NO WAI I DON'T CARE TO * 527 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:23,143 * HEAR AN EXCUS WHY YOU THINK YO CAN BE CRUEL * 528 00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:26,179 * CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL MAMA ALWAYS TOLD M OH MY MAMA TOLD ME * 529 00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:30,884 * YOU GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEE OH MY MAMA TOLD ME * 530 00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:33,520 * BUT EVEN SHE WOULD AGRE YOU'RE AN EXCEPTIO TO THAT RULE 531 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:43,063 RULE RULE RULE * * CAUSE I'LL TAKE YOU I'LL TAKE YO 532 00:37:43,063 --> 00:37:55,275 YEAH I'LL TAKE YOU I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN * * I'LL TAKE YOU DOW 533 00:37:55,275 --> 00:38:07,187 DOWN DOWN DOWN * * CAUSE I'LL TAKE YOU DOW I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN 534 00:38:07,187 --> 00:38:22,936 DOWN DOWN DOWN DOW DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN * * 535 00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:28,041 * * GO GET YOUR OWN OWN GET OFF OF MY MY 536 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:32,045 GO FACE YOUR DEMON CHECK INTO TREATMENT * * GO FLEE THE COUNTRY 537 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:38,118 GO BLAME YOUR DADD JUST GET FAR AWAY FROM ME * 538 00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:54,634 * * * I'LL TAKE YOU DOW 539 00:38:54,634 --> 00:39:07,313 I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN * * CAUSE I'LL TAKE YOU DOW 540 00:39:07,313 --> 00:39:20,193 I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN DOW DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN * 541 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:25,565 * GO TELL YOUR FRIEND GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU'RE DOWN * 542 00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:32,038 * RUN TO YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU GOT ANY LEF YOU'RE DOWN * 543 00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:36,376 * OH OH O RUN TO YOUR FRIEND GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS 544 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:40,747 YOU'RE DOWN * * OH OH OH RU TO YOUR FRIEND 545 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:48,955 OH IF YOU GOT ANY LEFT YOU'RE DOWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:52,125 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. SOFIA VERGARA AND JACK ANTONOFF 547 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,861 WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC IN STUDIO 548 00:39:54,861 --> 00:40:01,201 FROM BLEACHERS MY THANKS TO KEVIN HART, CHRISSY METZ, ST. VINCENT, AND 549 00:40:01,201 --> 00:40:06,006 THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 550 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:06,006 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.