1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,179 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:19,285 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:23,556 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BLAKE SHELTON. 4 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:27,594 FRAN LEBOWITZ. MUSICAL GUESTS REGARD, TROYE SIVAN, AND TATE McRAE, 5 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:33,500 FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1466 6 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:38,371 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:53,486 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:53,486 --> 00:01:06,733 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS A ROWDY CROWD TONIGHT. 9 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,902 ALL OF MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE HERE WELCOME, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU 10 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:13,606 FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:18,111 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:24,451 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN GAVE HIS FIRST COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS AS 13 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:29,689 COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF AT THE COAST GUARD ACADEMY GRADUATION BIDEN'S SPEECH LASTED ABOUT 14 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:34,094 30 MINUTES UNTIL A COAST GUARD CAPTAIN FIRED OFF A RESCUE FLARE. 15 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,164 IT'S LIKE, "WRAP IT UP, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN NAVY S.E.A.L.S WERE 16 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,400 LOOKING AT THE COAST GUARD LIKE, "HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THAT?" 17 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,538 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS WAS NICE, BIDEN PERSONALLY HANDED OUT DIPLOMAS 18 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:50,343 TO ALL 240 GRADUATES, THEN FOX NEWS CRITICIZED HIM FOR MORE GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS. 19 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:57,350 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU COULD TELL BIDEN IS 78 BECAUSE HE ALSO GAVE 20 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,387 EVERY GRADUATE A CHECK FOR $10 [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE 21 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:05,658 PLACE. AT THE END OF HIS VISIT, BIDEN RECEIVED A GIFT, IT WAS PRETTY 22 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:06,693 SPECIAL. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:11,564 >> ON BEHALF OF THE CLASS OF 2021, I WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THIS TOKEN OF 24 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:18,672 OUR APPRECIATION >> WHAT A GREAT GIFT [ APPLAUSE ] 25 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,374 HOPE I WON'T NEED THIS ANY TIME SOON [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:25,879 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD JOKE AND HE SAID THE SAME THING AT CHRISTMAS WHEN HIS GRANDKIDS 27 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:31,084 GOT HIM A LIFE ALERT [ LAUGHTER ] ON HIS RIDE HOME HE USED A 28 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,852 A SWORD TO OPEN HIS STRING CHEESE YEAH 29 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:38,892 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, THAT'LL EXPLAIN WHY HE SHOWS UP TO HIS NEXT EVENT 30 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:45,231 WEARING AN EYE PATCH YOU WHAT I'M SAYING? WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO WITH 31 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:53,773 THIS POPPING BOTTLES OF ENSURE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:57,911 SIDE NOTE, BY THE WAY -- WHY DOES THE COAST GUARD CARRY SWORDS 33 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,313 SHOULDN'T IT BE A HARPOON OR SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:03,583 GUARDING THE COAST LIKE, "SOMETHING'S COMING DOWN THE COAST! 35 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:07,320 LET'S WAIT UNTIL THEY LAND AND GET ABOUT TWO FEET FROM US AND THEN WE CAN DEFEND OURSELVES." 36 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,257 GET THEM BAZOOKAS, WHAT ARE WE DOING? BIDEN SPENT THE DAY WITH THE 37 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:14,294 COAST GUARD'S NEWEST GRADUATES WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW SEGMENT CALLED, "INSPIRING 38 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,563 WORDS FROM YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF." 39 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:24,070 * >> YOU ARE REALLY A DULL CLASS * 40 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:31,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS INTERESTING. 41 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:36,282 I SAW THAT KIDS AGES 13 TO 17 CAN OFFICIALLY TRADE STOCKS WITH FIDELITY'S NEW 42 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:41,755 YOUTH INVESTING ACCOUNTS YEAH, YOU'LL KNOW YOUR KIDS ARE TOO INTO TRADING WHEN THEY'RE 43 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:46,459 UP AT 3:00 A.M. FOR THE ASIAN MARKETS, DOWNING PIXY STIX [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:51,097 I CAN ALREADY SEE A DAD THREATENING TO CUT OFF HIS SON'S ALLOWANCE AND THE SON 45 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:55,402 JUST SMILES AND LIGHTS A CIGAR WITH A 50. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,571 "WHY DON'T YOU GO MOW THE LAWN, DAD? [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:02,742 GET THIS, GOOGLE JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW PRIVACY FEATURE THAT WILL ALLOW USERS TO DELETE THE LAST 48 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,478 15 MINUTES OF THEIR SEARCH HISTORY. IT'S EASY, YOU JUST GO TO 49 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:13,053 SETTINGS AND TURN ON PERV MODE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S VERY SIMPLE 50 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:18,792 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, DUNKIN' DONUTS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH A PAINT 51 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:23,296 COMPANY FOR THE CHAIN'S FIRST EVER PAINT COLLECTION. FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER WALKED 52 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:33,139 INTO A DUNKIN' DONUTS AND WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO LIVE HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:36,309 I SAW THAT NEXT MONTH GENERAL MILLS IS RELEASING FOUR OF ITS MOST POPULAR CEREALS IN OATMEAL 54 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:40,780 FORM OR YOU COULD JUST POUR MILK INTO YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL AND 55 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:47,320 WAIT LITERALLY TEN SECONDS [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WHEATIES. 56 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:54,661 IT'S SPACKLE THAT'S RIGHT, LUCKY CHARMS OATMEAL. 57 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,597 AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST OPTION I RECOMMEND DRINKING DUNKIN' 58 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,833 DONUTS PAINT I'M NOT A DOCTOR FINALLY, I READ ABOUT AN AIR 59 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:04,938 FRANCE FLIGHT THAT TRAVELED NEARLY SEVEN HOURS FROM PARIS TO MONTREAL POWERED BY USED 60 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:10,710 COOKING OIL. THAT IS GREAT IF YOU DON'T MIND SPENDING SEVEN HOURS KNOWING 61 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:15,849 THAT YOU'RE ON A PLANE POWERED BY USED COOKING OIL. IT'S LIKE, ONLY 6 HOURS AND 62 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:20,253 49 MINUTES LEFT EVERYBODY. WE'RE ALMOST -- WE CAN DO THIS WE CAN DO THIS 63 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,055 YEP, THE COOKING OIL FLIGHT LANDED ON TIME, BUT THEY HAD TO WAIT 10 MINUTES UNDER A HEAT 64 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,492 LAMP UNTIL SOMEONE CAME AND PICKED THEM UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,494 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY! 66 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:27,527 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY! 67 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:45,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 68 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:45,779 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 69 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,315 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A COACH ON "THE VOICE" ON 70 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:57,624 NBC. BLAKE SHELTON IS HERE. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 71 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,894 >> Jimmy: PLUS JOINING US IN STUDIO, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES 72 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:04,831 "PRETEND IT'S A CITY," FRAN LEBOWITZ IS HERE IN STUDIO 73 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:10,837 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM REGARD, TROYE SIVAN, AND 74 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:20,780 TATE McRAE WOW! I WANT TO GET THAT TRUCK THAT 75 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,882 BIDEN WAS AT -- THAT FORD THING. >> Steve: OH, THE ELECTRIC 76 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,051 TRUCK? >> Jimmy: THE ELECTRIC TRUCK I'VE GOT TO GET IT 77 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,354 I WANT TO GET IT I LOOKED INTO IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M A TRUCK 78 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,422 DRIVER >> Steve: YOU'RE SUPER TRUCKY. >> Jimmy: I AM 79 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:32,726 I'VE GOT AN F-150. ASK ME HOW BIG MY TRUCK IS >> Steve: HOW BIG IS YOUR 80 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,428 TRUCK? >> Jimmy: BIG ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:41,901 I LOOKED INTO THIS I GOT MY TRUCK BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAUL PUMPKINS AROUND PUMPKIN 82 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,970 SEASON >> Steve: PUMPKIN LATTES OR PUMPKINS? 83 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,373 >> Jimmy: PUMPKIN SEASON -- PUMPKINS, MAN. PUMPKIN SEASON COMES, WHAT ARE 84 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,108 YOU GONNA DO PUT A TOWEL DOWN IN THE BACK SEAT 85 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,410 >> Steve: NO, YOU'D LOOK LIKE A FOOL [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,080 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO STRAP IT INTO THE KIDS' SEAT. MAKE SURE THE PUMPKIN -- I 87 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,549 DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR PUMPKINS >> Steve: RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUS 88 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:59,919 >> Jimmy: YOU GET A FORD F-150, YOU CAN THROW LIKE A HUNDRED PUMPKINS IN THE BACK 89 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,857 >> Steve: A THOUSAND PUMPKINS, YOU GET A TRAILER HITCH, YOU'RE SET. 90 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:08,228 >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, I LOVE IT IT'S BIGGER THAN MY FIRST STUDIO APARTMENT 91 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,064 IT IS THE MOST ROOMIEST, BEST THING IN THE WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 92 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:15,902 ANYWAYS, THIS NEW ONE IS THE JAM. THIS NEW ELECTRIC ONE. 93 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:21,574 THEY'RE JUST ANNOUNCING IT SO IT'S THE FASTEST ACCELERATION OF ANY F-150, ZERO 94 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:25,278 TO 60 IN 4.5 SECONDS >> Steve: OOH. THERE GOES THE PUMPKINS OUT THE 95 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,682 BACK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S HOW YOU 96 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,418 MAKE PUMPKIN LATTE >> Steve: EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: FORGOT TO PUT THE 97 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:36,423 HATCH UP, YEAH TOWS UP TO 10,000 POUNDS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE 98 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,826 THE PUMPKINS IN MY TRUCK >> Steve: NO, YOU HAVE A A TRAILER, 10,000 POUNDS A 99 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:44,431 A PUMPKIN, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE SET FOR A WEEK >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE THING 100 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:48,234 THAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THAT I LOOKED INTO LISTEN TO THIS 101 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,971 IT'S ELECTRIC. STORES ENOUGH BACK-UP POWER TO POWER A HOME FOR SEVERAL DAYS. 102 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:56,976 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU COULD PLUG YOUR HOUSE INTO THIS THING. 103 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:01,815 I WOULD JUST LIVE IN THE TRUCK YOU CAN POWER A HOUSE FOR SEVERAL DAYS - 104 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:07,020 >> Steve: SEVERAL OR SEVEN [ LAUGHTER ] EITHER WAY THAT IS A LOT OF 105 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,323 POWER. >> Jimmy: SEVERAL. >> Steve: SEVERAL DAYS 106 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,026 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN HERE IS THE JAM. SO THEY DON'T HAVE AN ENGINE, 107 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,229 RIGHT? BECAUSE IT'S A BATTERY THING I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 108 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,331 ALL THE ENGINE IS UNDERNEATH I GUESS. >> Steve: RIGHT. 109 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:23,670 >> Jimmy: SO THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THE FRONT SO THEY CHANGED THE FRONT TO A 110 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:29,876 A TRUNK. SO THEY'RE CALLING IT, I SWEAR, CALLING IT A FRUNK 111 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,046 >> Steve: A FRUNK? >> Jimmy: YES! >> Steve: SO YOU'D HAVE FRUNK 112 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,049 IN YOUR TRUNK? >> Jimmy: THERE IS NO TRUNK! >> Steve: THERE'S NO TRUNK, 113 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,519 THERE'S JUST A FRUNK >> Jimmy: THIS FRUNK IS -- YOU PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT. 114 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,921 YOU COULD PUT THE TRUNK IN YOUR FRUNK. >> Steve: CAN YOU PUT PUMPKINS 115 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,824 IN THE FRUNK >> Jimmy: YES! 'CAUSE I WAS LOOKING INTO IT, 116 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:49,229 AND I GO, "TALK TO ME ABOUT THE FRUNK. YOU CAN'T FAKE THE FUNK ON THE 117 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:56,069 NASTY FRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT HOLDS 400 POUNDS OF PAY 118 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,971 LOAD >> PAY LOAD. >> Jimmy: PUMPKINS, YEAH 119 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:04,644 PAY LOAD POWER OPEN AND CLOSE, SURE POWER OUTLETS IN THE FRUNK 120 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,815 BUT THEN CHECK THIS THING OUT. SO I DON'T KNOW IF I UNDERSTAND THIS 121 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:12,419 'CAUSE THERE'S NO PHOTOS OF IT >> Steve: ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A A SCHEMATIC NOW OF THE FRUNK 122 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:27,934 >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE IF WE CAN - [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:31,871 >> Steve: AND HE KEPT ON WRITING. FOR SEVEN DAYS AND SEVEN 124 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,941 NIGHTS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO 125 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:39,045 >> Steve: LET ME SEE THE FRUNK >> Jimmy: WELL, NO, I JUST DID THAT AND THAT LOOKS WEIRD NOW. 126 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:45,752 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'LL DO THAT THERE. SO THIS IS KIND OF THE IDEA. 127 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:50,357 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. HERE IS THE NEW FORD F-150, SO THIS IS IT 128 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:54,094 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S DISCO >> Jimmy: THIS IS OFFICIALLY 129 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,098 IT [ APPLAUSE ] I MESSED UP BECAUSE -- 130 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,401 >> Steve: THANK GOD, YOU - >> Jimmy: -- AND THEN I GO, ONCE I PUT IN THE STEERING 131 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,337 WHEEL AND THEN I GOT TO PUT, YOU KNOW, A MIRROR IN. >> Steve: BECAUSE I DIDN'T -- 132 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,740 NOW THAT YOU'VE DRAWN THAT, IT'S TOTALLY CLEAR I HAD NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEANT 133 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,942 BY - [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED 134 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,544 I WAS GOING, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS 135 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:15,815 I'M CONFUSED." >> Jimmy: SO CHECK THIS OUT, SO THE FRUNK -- 136 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:20,954 SO ALSO CHECK THIS THING OUT, IN THE FRUNK ITSELF, IT'S WATER RESISTANT, OKAY? 137 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,558 SO THEY -- AND THEY HAVE A A DRAIN IN THERE I WENT ON ALL SORT OF WEBSITES 138 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,161 >> Steve: HOT TUB? >> Questlove: I'VE GOT IT. YOU PUT YOUR BEER IN THERE 139 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:32,766 IT'S A FRUNKY BREWSTER THAT'S WHERE THE KEEP THE BEER * 140 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:37,237 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. 141 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,539 ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT DRIVING >> Steve: YEAH, NOT DRIVING, YOU'RE PARKED. 142 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,042 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OR IT'S A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER >> Steve: RIGHT, LIKE PUMPKIN 143 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,244 BEER >> Jimmy: BUT YOU CAN -- I DID READ, YOU CAN PUT ICE IN THE 144 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,413 FRUNK. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SO IT'S A GIANT 145 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,715 COOLER >> Tariq: THAT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: AND AS IT DRAINS -- I 146 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,017 KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: FILL IT WITH WATER 147 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,186 AND GET A LITTLE HOT TUB >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 148 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:58,224 GET LIKE TWO SOUS VIDES PUT THEM ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: FORD AND -- FORD 149 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,194 KNOWS, BECAUSE I DO DRIVE MY TRUCK EVERYWHERE I'M INTO THIS THING. 150 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,865 I WANT TO GO ELECTRIC. FIND ME. YEAH, FIND ME. 151 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:11,338 >> Steve: YEAH, FIND ME. FIND ME, FORD. >> Jimmy: SO FORD, PUT UP -- 152 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:15,608 I'LL PUT UP THE BAT SIGNAL TONIGHT AND THEN YOU PUT UP -- >> Steve: A FRUNK SIGNAL 153 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,677 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT UP YOUR FRUNK AND TRY TO MATCH IT SO THAT OUR SIGNALS -- 154 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,848 >> Steve: SO THEY -- >> Jimmy: -- CROSSING BUT I WANT TO GO ELECTRIC. 155 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,085 I'M READY FOR THIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE F IN F-150 STANDS FOR - 156 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,521 >> Steve: FRUNK? >> Jimmy: FALLON >> Steve: OH, FALLON 157 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,225 YES. >> Jimmy: FALLON ANYWAYS, I'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS 158 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,527 HAPPEN DID YOU SEE THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN ACTUALLY TEST 159 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,264 DROVE THE ELECTRIC - >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: IT WAS IN MICHIGAN 160 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:44,371 YESTERDAY, BUT THEY GAVE HIM A A FULL TOUR OF THE WHOLE THING AND ANYWAYS, HE HAD SOME THINGS 161 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,773 TO TEACH THEM AS WELL, APPARENTLY >> REALLY? 162 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:51,578 >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE TRUNK 163 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,512 WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE TRUNK HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 164 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,414 >> I LOVE WATCHING CARS GET 165 00:11:54,414 --> 00:12:01,421 MADE, MAC. FIRST CAR I EVER HAD WAS A A PACKARD MAYFAIR, V-8 ENGINE, 166 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:06,426 PURRED LIKE A SICK ALLEY CAT IT'D LEAVE BEHIND OIL SPOTS SO THICK, OLD LADIES WOULD SCOOP 167 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:11,431 IT UP AND USE IT TO STIFFEN THEIR BEEHIVE HAIRDOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 168 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:17,070 >> Steve: REALLY THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO THEM? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, LATER 169 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,606 IN HIS TOUR OF THE PLANT, HE WAS LOOKING AT THE WHOLE PLANT IN MICHIGAN AND HE SAID THIS 170 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:19,639 WAS LOOKING AT THE WHOLE PLANT IN MICHIGAN AND HE SAID THIS 171 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,346 WAY SINCE I WAS YOUR GUYS' AGE THE MOST ADVANCED THING WE HAD 172 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,949 WAS A WOODROW WILSON PINBALL MACHINE. IN WINTER, WE'D HAVE TO GATHER 173 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:34,320 AROUND IT FOR WARMTH THE GLASS WOULD GET SO HOT YOU COULD THROW PEANUTS ON IT. 174 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:39,225 COOK THEM RIGHT UP YOU COULD MAKE A HOT PEANUT SCRAMBLE 175 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,428 THREE PEANUTS WOULD FEED A A FAMILY OF FIVE FOR A WHOLE WEEK 176 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,865 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW, WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 177 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:49,402 >> Jimmy: HE'S AT THE PLANT, MIGHT AS WELL TALK ABOUT THE TRUCK OR SOMETHING 178 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,003 TRUCK OR SOMETHING THEN HE LEFT THEM WITH THIS. 179 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,106 >> MY UNCLE'S FATHER USED TO 180 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:58,111 WORK IN A LEMONADE MIX FACTORY ON THE WEEKENDS HE'D USE THE KEYS TO TAKE US IN THERE WHEN 181 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,048 IT WAS EMPTY HE LET US STUFF OUR POCKETS FULL OF LEMONADE MIX AND THEN 182 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:06,653 WE WOULD GO HOME AND JUMP IN THE BATHTUB WITH OUR PANTS ON. THAT WAS THE CLOSEST THING WE 183 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:11,057 HAD TO A MOVIE THEATER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: REALLY 184 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,427 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. THEY GOT HIM OUT OF THERE. GUYS, STICK AROUND 185 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,930 WE'LL RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. COME ON BACK 186 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:39,586 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: SO FUNNY 187 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,554 >> Steve: SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 188 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,523 IT IS -- YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU WERE TELLING ME 189 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,825 >> Steve: OH, IT'S A FANTASTIC STORY. IT'S ABOUT ONE TIME WHEN YOU 190 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,994 WENT OUT - >> Jimmy: WE DON'T HAVE TIME WE DON'T HAVE TIME 191 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,196 >> Steve: AWW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT WE DO HAVE TIME 192 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,564 FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 193 00:13:52,132 --> 00:14:02,108 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 194 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,178 >> Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 195 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:10,050 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS ARE THIS WEEKEND I SENT 196 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:14,254 OUT A HASHTAG CALLED "MISHEARD LYRICS." WHERE I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TELL 197 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,524 US ABOUT A SONG LYRIC THAT YOU, OR A FRIEND, HAVE MISHEARD WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS THE 198 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,926 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, IT ERUPT 199 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:24,831 ALL DAY LONG THANK YOU. OUR TWITTER FRIENDS AND FANS 200 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:29,102 ARE PLAYING. NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE MISHEARD LYRICS 201 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:33,707 RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THE FIRST ONE IS FROM @MARISSAROSIE22. 202 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,510 SHE SAID, "I THOUGHT 'TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE,' WAS 'I'VE GOT TWO CHICKENS TO PARALYZE.' 203 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:41,448 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: DARK 204 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:45,719 >> Steve: THAT'S A DARK SONG >> Jimmy: TWO CHICKENS TO PARALYZE 205 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:49,756 >> Steve: PACK THEIR BAGS AND WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 206 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,425 YEAH, MAYBE HE'S GOING ON LIKE A BARBECUE OR SOMETHING. >> Steve: YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA 207 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,429 HAVE A BARBEQUE. THIS ONE'S FROM @MOMMYBIRD97 SHE SAYS, "MY YOUNGER BROTHER 208 00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:01,167 THOUGHT 'STAYING ALIVE' WENT - * AH, AH, AH, STAY IN THE LIN STAY IN THE LINE * 209 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,404 " [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> Steve: YEAH 210 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:10,043 >> Jimmy: LINE DANCING THIS ONE IS FROM @LACYTHECOOLEST. 211 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:15,682 SHE SAYS, "MY AUNT THOUGHT IT WAS 'DROP IT LIKE A HAWK.' [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,052 * DROP IT LIKE A HAWK DROP IT LIKE A HAW DROP IT LIKE HAWK * 213 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:23,790 * WHEN THE PIGS TRY TO GET YOU * >> Steve: I CAN GET THAT 214 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,292 * WHEN THE PIGS TRY T GET YOU * >> Steve: WHAT IF THE HAWK WAS 215 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:32,399 PARALYZED? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOOK IT TOO FAR. 216 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:38,838 NOT MY TYPE OF HUMOR, DUDE [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @SUSIEYYG 217 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,808 SHE SAYS, "MY FRIENDS THOUGHT THE LYRICS TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S 'WANT TO BE SOMETHING' WAS 218 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:48,581 'GOING TO SAIL TO THE SOUND OF MY COOL SONG.' INSTEAD OF 'MAMA SAY MAMA SA 219 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,551 MAMA COOSA.' [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE. 220 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:55,689 >> Steve: MORE SENSE THAN -- * GOING SAIL TO THE SOUND OF MY COOL SONG * 221 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,758 * GOING SAIL TO THE SOUND OF MY COOL SONG * * GOING SAIL TO THE SOUND 222 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:03,763 OF MY COOL SONG * * GOING SAIL * * 223 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:10,870 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @CLUBCABBESA 224 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,940 >> Steve: HMM. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "I THOUGHT 'WE ARE FAMILY' WAS 'TREE TOP 225 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:21,247 FAMILY.' [ LAUGHTER ] * TREE TOP FAMILY * 226 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,216 * I GOT ALL MY BRANCHES WITH ME * I GOT MY BRANCHES WITH ME. 227 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:28,588 GOOD ONE THIS ONE IS FROM @THEBANANAPATCH. 228 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,091 >> Steve: AWWW >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK IT WAS 'PLAY THAT FUNKY 229 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,060 MUSIC LIFE FORM. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT THAT THE SONG WAS 230 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,097 ABOUT ALIENS ASKING HUMANS TO PLAY MUSIC." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 231 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:41,701 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> Steve: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. * 232 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:47,073 >> Jimmy: * I'VE BEEN I THE CITY I'VE COME FROM ZURGA 1 233 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:51,111 OH YEAH * [ LAUGHTER ] * I WALKED OUT FROM 234 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:57,650 THE CORN FIELD AND MY --* * 235 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:03,556 * AND WE WERE PLA FUNKY MUSIC LIFE FORM * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 236 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,759 I THINK THEY SHOULD REDO IT. >> Steve: YEAH, WE GOT TO DO THAT 237 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,495 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S UFO'S NOW, RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH, MAN. 238 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,331 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @MOVOFOSHO >> Steve: OH 239 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,167 >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "A FRIEND THOUGHT "BROWN EYED GIRL" STARTED WITH 'HEY THERE 240 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,569 RODRIGO.'" >> Steve: I DID TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:20,073 >>Jimmy: IT IS, ISN'T IT >> Steve: YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT * HEY, THERE RODRIGO * 242 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,809 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IS IT "HEY WHERE DID WE GO? 243 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,878 WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: HEY THERE, RODRIGO >> Steve: YEAH 244 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,080 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT STILL IS THE LYRIC. >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT? 245 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,481 IT IS NOW. >>Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,450 TELL HIM TO CHANGE IT. >> Steve: YEAH COME ON, VAN 247 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,186 >> Jimmy: C'MON MAN. >> Steve: GET WITH THE TIMES >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ON FROM 248 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:37,323 @HOPESLOOP SHE SAYS, "I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PART OF 249 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,059 EVERY DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 250 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,960 THOSE ARE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,064 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASTAGS. 252 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,067 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BLAKE SHELTON, EVERYONE. COME ON. 253 00:17:47,067 --> 00:18:10,857 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, HE'S A 254 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:15,462 A COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR WHO IS A COACH ON "THE VOICE." THE TWO HOUR LIVE SEASON FINALE 255 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,398 AIRS NEXT MONDAY IT IS JAM PACKED WITH SPECIAL GUESTS 256 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:22,869 OH MY GOSH IT'S MONDAY AND TUESDAY. THERE YOU GO 257 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,305 AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. HERE HE IS -- BLAKE SHELTON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 258 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,574 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 259 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:34,247 COME ON. WE'RE YOU REACHING OUT FOR ME. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. 260 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:39,719 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THANKS, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY THIS ISN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF 261 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,555 COVID. YOU'RE IN THE NEXT ROOM ZOOMING. 262 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,826 YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE ROOM WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,329 I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED HAS THE PLANNING THE WEDDING 264 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,832 HAPPENING? ARE YOU HAVING A DJ OR HAVING A BAND 265 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,568 WHAT'S GOING -- IS IT HAPPENING SOON I DON'T HAVE TO COME 266 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,871 I'M NOT ASKING FOR AN INVITATION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 267 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:01,241 I ALREADY KNOW I'M NOT GETTING INVITED, BUT THIS IS THE WAY OF ME LETTING YOU KNOW. 268 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,845 I JUST CAN'T - I HAVE THINGS HAPPENING. I JUST CAN'T, SORRY -- PLAN 269 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:10,216 THAT FAR IN ADVANCE. BUT THANK YOU, IT MEANS A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:14,054 WAIT, BUT I WANT TO KNOW I HAVE QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE A SONG 271 00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:20,026 WHAT'S YOUR FIRST SONG CAN YOU TELL ME? I HAVE IDEAS 272 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:23,897 >> I THINK IT'S CALLED "THE WEDDING MARCH. >> Jimmy: NOT THAT SONG. 273 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:30,236 NOT -- THE PROCESSION. I WANT AT THE RECEPTION, YOU COME OUT OF A FOG MACHINE. 274 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:33,707 AND IT GOES -- AND IT'S LIKE, "HERE IS, MR. AND MRS. BLAKE SHELTON." 275 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:40,180 * YOU COME OUT AND YOU GO, "WHAT'S UP." 276 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,450 AND THEN, "NOW TIME FOR THE FIRST DANCE. THE COUPLE'S FIRST DANCE." 277 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:49,356 AND THEN WHAT DO WE HEAR >> IT'S "IF YOU LEAVE" FROM THE "PRETTY IN PINK" SOUNDTRACK. 278 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,959 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL. >> I SWEAR 279 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,062 I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: O.M.D. >> WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 280 00:19:56,062 --> 00:20:00,400 WE BOTH LOVE THE SONG. WE'RE BOTH FAN'S OF THE '80s WHY NOT? 281 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,669 WHY NOT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. IF THAT'S FOR REAL 282 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:09,042 >> DO YOU KNOW THE SONG? * IF YOU LEAV DON'T LEAVE NO 283 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,412 PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY HEART AWAY * * BUT IF * 284 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,814 >> Jimmy: NOW I CAN MAKE IT TO THE WEDDING, BY THE WAY. I'M VERY AVAILABLE 285 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,282 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, THAT IS INCREDIBLE 286 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,185 THANK YOU. DON'T YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GREAT ONE THOUGH 287 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,821 WE'VE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE THAT ONE. 288 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:26,960 YOU COULD TAKE -- I HAD ONE I NEVER USED BECAUSE I PLANNED WEDDINGS WHEN 289 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,431 I WAS KID. I WAS GOING TO NAME ALL OF MY KIDS SWEE'PEA, LIKE POPEYE 290 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:35,268 I ENDED UP NOT DOING THAT. BUT MY SONG WAS GOING TO BE "TRUE LOVE WAYS," BUDDY HOLLY. 291 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:40,073 DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,343 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU KNOW EVERY SONG. I'VE TRIED TO STUMP YOU MANY A 293 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,879 A TIME YOU KNOW THAT SONG >> HOW DOES IT GO? 294 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:56,022 * JUST YOU KNOW I DA DA DA WHILE YOU AND 295 00:20:56,022 --> 00:21:09,703 DA DA DA * * WILL BYE AND BY KNOW TRUE LOVE WAY 296 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,739 SOMETIMES WE'LL TRY * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M DIPPING YOU. 297 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:23,917 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THE ONLY BUDDY HOLLY SONG I REMEMBER IS THAT ONE THAT -- 298 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:27,387 * WELL THE LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAY AND DO * DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE 299 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:31,758 * THE LITTLE THIN THAT YOU SAY AND D RAVE O 300 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:36,096 IT'S A CRAZY FEELING * >> Jimmy: "RAVE ON." I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE 301 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,431 NEW ALBUM. LET'S TALK ABOUT "BODY LANGUAGE." 302 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,401 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NICE ENOUGH TO COME ON OUR SHOW EVERY TIME YOU 303 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:47,173 HAVE A NEW ALBUM, AND EVERY TIME THE ALBUM GOES TO NUMBER ONE. 304 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,943 >> WHAT A COINCIDENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] MAN, THANK YOU FOR THE 305 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:54,280 OPPORTUNITY. >> Jimmy: I READ THE LINER NOTES, UNLIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE, 306 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,218 I READ THE LINER NOTES AND IT IS INTERESTING. I JUST NEVER SEE -- ALMOST LIKE 307 00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:02,455 THE WEDDING INVITATION [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T SEE MY NAME ON 308 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:06,559 ANYTHING >> WELL ACTUALLY I CONSIDER YOU A PART OF MY NBC FAMILY. 309 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:11,564 SO I'LL JUST -- YOUR GROUPED INTO THAT WHEN IT SAYS THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:16,903 >> Jimmy: WOW. I'M GOING TO BE THERE THOUGH WHEN YOU GO ON TOUR. 311 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:20,540 YOU'RE ACTUALLY -- IT'S HAPPENING. YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT ON TOUR 312 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,609 >> WE ANNOUNCED IT -- I MEAN, YES. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 313 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,345 I BELIEVE IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN SO - >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. 314 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,847 I HAVE IT HERE AUGUST 18th, CALLED "FRIENDS AND HEROES." 315 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,084 SO - [ CLEARS THROAT I'M ONE OF THEM. 316 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:37,090 [ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD BE THERE. >> AGAIN, IT'S -- YOU'RE MORE 317 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:41,728 OF IN THE FAMILY SO THAT'S FRIENDS AND HEROES, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FAMILY 318 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:45,765 CATEGORY >> Jimmy: SO IF I GO SEE THE SHOW -- IF I GO SEE 319 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:50,804 BLAKE SHELTON ON THE SHOW, WOULD YOU HAVE TRACE ADKINS? I'M FRIENDS WITH HIM 320 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:53,973 MARTINA McBRIDE. I CAN TALK TO EITHER ONE OF THOSE. 321 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:58,011 BUT IF I GET TICKETS, I'M IN THE FAMILY SEATS >> YES 322 00:22:58,011 --> 00:23:01,314 OF COURSE. RIGHT OFF TO THE SIDE. WE LET ALL OF THE FAMILY HANG 323 00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:04,351 OUT BACK STAGE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WILL I SEE YOU 324 00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:08,288 >> FOR THE VIP EXPERIENCE -- THE VIP EXPERIENCE FOR YOU, BUDDY. 325 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:11,691 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE VOICE. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM THE 326 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:16,496 FINALE >> WELL, YOU SAID IT BEFORE, THERE IS A TON OF ARTISTS 327 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:22,736 COMING ON. GUEST ARTISTS, I DON'T KNOW WHO ALL THEY'VE ANNOUNCED. 328 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:28,174 I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH I SAW THAT JUSTIN BEIBER IS 329 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:33,313 GOING TO BE ON THE FINALE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GWEN STEFANI IS ON THE FINALE. 330 00:23:33,313 --> 00:23:35,849 >> Jimmy: ARE WE GOING TO SEE ADAM LEVINE? >> MAROON 5, THEY'RE GOING TO 331 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,351 BE ON THE FINALE MAROON 5 >> Jimmy: MAROON 5 332 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:42,389 >> YES >> Jimmy: ADAM LEVINE WAS -- >> NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY HIS 333 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:47,394 NAME I SAID THE BAND'S NAME >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY 334 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:51,131 HIS NAME WHEN HE COMES ON, HE'S THE KING OF "THE VOICE. 335 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:55,301 THAT'S WHAT WE ALL KNOW HIM AS [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S COMING BACK FOR THAT 336 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:59,239 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE ON THERE SO I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT. 337 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:03,076 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S BLAKE SHELTON ON "THE 338 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,110 VOICE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 339 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:11,051 A STAGE WITHOUT ANY INSTRUMENT, ANYTHING BACKING YOU UP, ANYTHING TO HIDE BEHIND. 340 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:18,825 JUST YOU AND YOUR VOICE ON NBC LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION, THAT TAKES A LOT OF NERVE, MAN, AND 341 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,528 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL I MEAN, I'M GOING TO DOUBLE DOWN 342 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:26,566 THIS GUY IS A SUPERSTAR. HE IS 19 YEARS OLD, AMERICA. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 343 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,636 >> THIS YOUNG MAN IS GOING TO GO FAR VERY FAR IN THIS BUSINESS. 344 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,372 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THAT IS WHY WE LOVE THAT SHOW 345 00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:36,843 WE LOVE YOU. BLAKE SHELTON, EVERYBODY WHEN WE COME BACK, 346 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,679 KELLY CLARKSON IS JOINING US FOR "THE JINX CHALLENGE. STICK AROUND 347 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:59,899 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 348 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,435 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 349 00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:06,239 BLAKE SHELTON. IT'S TIME FOR "THE JINX CHALLENGE. 350 00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:06,773 CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO 351 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,041 * JINX J -- J - 352 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:12,479 J -- JINX CHALLENGE * >> Jimmy: NOW TO PLAY THIS GAME, WE'RE EACH GONNA NEED 353 00:25:12,479 --> 00:25:16,516 A PARTNER. ON BLAKE'S TEAM, PLEASE WELCOME FELLOW COACH AND OUR BUDDY ON 354 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,918 "THE VOICE," KELLY CLARKSON. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 355 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:24,624 COME ON NOW. YES. I'M SO HAPPY 356 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,593 I WILL BE PLAYING WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TARIQ TROTTER, RIGHT HERE 357 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:33,900 * NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TEST HOW STRONG 358 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,403 YOUR CONNECTION IS TO YOUR TEAMMATE OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE TURNS 359 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,071 >> HE WAS PLAYING WITH HIM LAST TIME >> YEAH. 360 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,140 Y'ALL PLAYED TOGETHER, SO THIS IS NOT FAIR. >> Y'ALL HAVE A -- 361 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:42,108 YEAH Y'ALL HAVE, LIKE, A THING. >> YEAH. 362 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,678 >> Jimmy: WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS GETTING A CATEGORY THAT WILL 363 00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:46,579 APPEAR ON THE SCREEN WHEN YOU MAKE -- THEN YOU'LL MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOUR 364 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:49,215 TEAMMATE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU'LL BOTH COUNT TO 365 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,750 THREE, AND THEN BOTH SAY SOMETHING FROM THAT CATEGORY AT THE SAME TIME. 366 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:56,756 IF YOU SAY THE SAME THING, IT'S A JINX, AND YOU GET A POINT. IF YOU DON'T SAY THE SAME 367 00:25:56,756 --> 00:26:01,127 THING, THE OTHER TEAM HAS A CHANCE TO STEAL. MAKE SENSE, BLAKE? 368 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,296 DON'T EVEN -- JUST, YES. JUST SAY YES >> DON'T FAIL. 369 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:04,831 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, NOW HERE WE GO >> THIS IS ALREADY A STUPID 370 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,599 GAME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, TARIQ, PLEASE 371 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,868 JUST DON'T SAY IT. LIKE, JUST -- YOU CAN THINK IT, JUST DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD 372 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,604 TARIQ AND I ARE UP FIRST AND WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE 373 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:16,643 WHAT IS THE FIRST CATEGORY OKAY "OLYMPIC EVENTS. 374 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:19,279 OLYMPIC -- TARIQ, YOU WATCH THE OLYMPICS, RIGHT? >> Tariq: MM-HMM 375 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:25,051 >> Jimmy: OLYMPIC EVENT, OKAY? THINK OF AN OLYMPIC EVENT. AN OLYMPIC EVENT 376 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:27,587 ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Jimmy: JAVELIN. >> Tariq: GYMNASTICS 377 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:30,056 [ BUZZER SOUND ] WHAT, JAVELIN? DID YOU SAY JAVELIN? 378 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:35,128 DID YOU THINK IT WAS JAVELIN >> Jimmy: JAVELIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:37,530 >> OKAY, LET'S WIN >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, GUYS YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT 380 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,467 >> OKAY. THEN DO WE COUNT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COUNT. 381 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,636 >> OKAY, OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> ARCHERY 382 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,205 >> CURLING >> WHAT? [ BUZZER SOUND ] 383 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:47,307 >> IT'S CURLING. WE'RE "THE VOICE." >> WE'RE NOT DOING THE ARCHERY 384 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:49,209 ON MY -- >> Jimmy: ARCHERY. ARCHERY. 385 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:51,611 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'RE NOT THINKING OF HUNTING. 386 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,080 >> IT'S THE OLYMPICS >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT. >> ARCHERY 387 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,517 OKAY, ROBIN HOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S CHANGE -- LET'S 388 00:26:57,517 --> 00:27:00,820 CHANGE TO A DIFFERENT SUBJECT. WITH A DIFFERENT SUBJECT, WE'LL TRY IT AGAIN 389 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,889 >> WE'RE GONNA FAIL. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS TIME, IT'S YOUR TURN. 390 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:05,392 >> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS GO FIRST. A DIFFERENT CATEGORY 391 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:09,429 THE CATEGORY IS -- "COWBOY ACCESSORY. WHAT'S A COWBOY ACCESSORY. 392 00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:13,033 YOU GUYS GO. >> OKAY, A COWBOY THING. >> READY 393 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,335 >> OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> HORSE 394 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:17,303 >> SPURS SPURS! [ BUZZER SOUND ] 395 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,639 >> Jimmy: WHAT A HORSE? A HORSE? 396 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,776 >> Tariq: AND SHE SAID SPURS >> Jimmy: WAIT, IS A HORSE AN ACCESSORY? 397 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:25,412 WHAT ARE YOU - >> JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND SUZIE, 398 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:30,750 DOESN'T MEAN I'M THINKING. >> I'M TRYING TO DO THESE THAT CONNECT TO "THE VOICE. 399 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,053 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS A COWBOY -- COWBOY ACCESSORY OH, MY GOSH. 400 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,921 READY? >> Both: ONE, TWO, THREE >> Jimmy: CHAPS. 401 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,756 >> Tariq: BOOTS. [ BUZZER SOUND ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY 402 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,927 WHAT DID YOU SAY >> DID HE SAY CHAPS? [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:44,964 >> Tariq: CHAPS. >> Jimmy: CHAPS. OH, MY GOD 404 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:49,903 >> THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COWBOY -- COWBOY 405 00:27:49,903 --> 00:27:54,074 BOOTS. CHAPS? >> SPURS 406 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:56,676 SEE, JIMMY, YOU'RE ON THE SAME - >> Jimmy: YES, BOOTS, SPURS. 407 00:27:56,676 --> 00:28:01,348 YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO STEAL NAME A COWBOY ACCESSORY. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, COUNT TO 408 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,783 THREE AND SAY IT >> ONE, TWO, THREE >> Both: ROPE. 409 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,852 >> YES [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 410 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:11,624 * >> YES >> Jimmy: A ROPE 411 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:14,060 >> Tariq: YOU GAVE -- WE GAVE THAT ONE TO THEM >> Jimmy: COWBOY ACCESSORY 412 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,229 THEY BOTH SAID ROPE. >> Tariq: WE GAVE THAT ONE TO THEM 413 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:18,431 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT AN ACCESSORY. >> 'CAUSE YOU ROPE THE CALF. 414 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:20,934 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS IS ALL SILLY. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN MY 415 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:22,902 LIFETIME >> Tariq: GREAT. >> WHATEVER, CHAP. 416 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,205 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO CHAPS. ALL RIGHT. 417 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,474 >> Jimmy: NOW LOOK, THIS IS THE LAST ONE HERE. WHOEVER WINS THIS NEXT 418 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:30,877 CATEGORY - [ HORN SOUND ] -- WINS THE WHOLE THING. 419 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:34,581 >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: 10,000 POINTS, FINAL ROUND. 420 00:28:34,581 --> 00:28:37,650 YOU GUYS WILL GO FIRST JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR GUESTS. YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THE 421 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:39,953 WHOLE GAME RIGHT HERE. WHAT IS THE CATEGORY >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE DO 422 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:41,588 >> OKAY. DAMN RIGHT OKAY 423 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,090 >> Jimmy: "STATES IN THE SOUTH. ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE 424 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,393 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO. "STATES IN THE SOUTH." >> NO, NO, WAIT. 425 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,461 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE JUST SAY THEM 426 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:50,563 >> Jimmy: GO, GO, HERE WE GO, ONE, TWO, THREE. HERE YOU GO, "STATES IN THE 427 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,399 SOUTH. >> TENNESSEE >> TEXAS 428 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,267 [ BUZZER ] >> WE'RE DOING THE SOUTH THAT'S IN THE WEST 429 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,771 WHERE IS THAT? >> TEXAS IS IN THE SOUTH I THOUGHT IT WAS IN THE WEST 430 00:28:57,771 --> 00:29:02,308 YOU LIVED IN TENNESSEE >> Tariq: STRAIGHT DOWN SOUTH. >> WE GOT TO THINK OF ANOTHER 431 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,544 ONE. OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY, I GOT IT 432 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:09,382 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. ALABAMA. 433 00:29:09,382 --> 00:29:14,721 >> Tariq: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ BUZZER SOUND ] [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:16,923 >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY. >> I KNOW WHERE I'M -- I KNOW 435 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:19,659 WHERE I'M GOING. >> Tariq: I WAS SAY -- I WAS SAY -- I WAS SAYING GEORGIA. 436 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:22,162 I ONLY GOT THE FIRST SYLLABLE OUT THOUGH >> OKAY. 437 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:24,664 WE'RE GONNA PICK -- WE'RE GONNA PICK A -- IT'S A STATE IN THE SOUTH. 438 00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:30,537 >> YES, I'M GOING -- IT'S WAY DOWN SOUTH HERE WE GO 439 00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:32,205 ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Both: FLORIDA [ DING ] 440 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:37,344 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 441 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:46,653 >> WE WIN. * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 442 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:51,391 BLAKE SHELTON, KELLY CLARKSON, TARIQ TROTTER. "THE VOICE" TWO HOUR LIVE 443 00:29:51,391 --> 00:29:54,627 SEASON FINALE AIRS NEXT MONDAY, TUESDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. STICK AROUND, WHEN WE COME 444 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:59,766 BACK, WE'RE TALKING TO FRAN LEBOWITZ, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 445 00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:17,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 446 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:20,053 A CELEBRATED WRITER AND SPEAKER, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NETFLIX SERIES "PRETEND IT'S A 447 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:24,958 A CITY." YOU HAVE TO WATCH -- [ APPLAUSE ] 448 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,393 YEAH, EXACTLY. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT 449 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:28,762 IT IS THE FUNNIEST IT'S OUT RIGHT NOW EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 450 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,397 FRAN LEBOWITZ. COME ON. 451 00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:48,348 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE. 452 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:54,054 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE IN STUDIO. >> I BELIEVE YOU 453 00:30:54,054 --> 00:30:58,625 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON, I GOT YOU TO ZOOM, WHICH WAS UNBELIEVABLE 454 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,695 THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFETIME, WILL I GET YOU ON ZOOM 455 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,597 >> THAT'S CORRECT. >> Jimmy: AND I LOVED THAT I LOVE THAT THAT HAPPENED FOR 456 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:08,268 ME JUST THE LITTLE WINS, THAT MAKE ME HAPPY 457 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:11,971 BUT WE TALKED ABOUT "PRETEND IT'S THE CITY," WHICH IS A A GREAT MINI SERIES ON NETFLIX 458 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:19,279 IF YOU JUST -- IF YOU JUST WANT TO LAUGH, JUST PUT THIS ON YOU ARE SO OBSERVANT AND HAVE 459 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:23,883 A DIFFERENT VIEW OF EVERYTHING, WHEREVER YOU GO, FROM CROSSING THE STREET TO ANYTHING 460 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:28,488 IS THERE ANYTHING HAPPENING NOW IN NEW YORK CITY THAT YOU'RE GOING, LIKE, OKAY, I'M NOTICING 461 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:33,093 THIS >> I DID NOTICE THAT THE VERY FIRST THING THAT CAME BACK, 462 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:38,198 MONTHS AGO, WAS TRAFFIC. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 463 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:40,834 SO THERE IS LIKE -- NO ONE IS HERE THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO. 464 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:44,337 EVERYTHING IS CLOSED NO ONE IS WORKING. NO ONE IS GOING TO SCHOOL. 465 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:46,506 NOTHING IS OPEN. THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO. BUT THERE WAS JUST TRAFFIC 466 00:31:46,506 --> 00:31:49,843 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT IS TRUE >> I THOUGHT THIS IS KIND OF, 467 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:53,113 YOU KNOW, TRAFFIC IN ITS PUREST FORM YOU KNOW, TRAFFIC WITH NO 468 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:54,914 PURPOSE AT ALL IT'S JUST TRAFFIC THAT WAS PROBABLY SENT HERE BY A HOSTILE 469 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:57,350 FOREIGN POWER. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TRAFFIC SITTING THERE AND 470 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:06,426 OF COURSE EVERYONE WAS DRIVING VERY RECKLESSLY, HONKING THE HORN 471 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,362 SO I THINK, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH? 472 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,531 THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO >> Jimmy: THERE'S ACTUALLY NOWHERE TO GO. 473 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,833 THAT'S THE FIRST THING TO COME BACK >> RIGHT 474 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:16,569 TRAFFIC WAS THE FIRST THING TO COME BACK. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK 475 00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:20,306 ABOUT LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA? >> YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T TAKEN 476 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:24,210 DRUGS SINCE I WAS 19, BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO AT ALL 477 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:28,148 BUT IT DOES SEEM TO ME SINCE IT WAS LEGALIZED FOR RECREATIONAL USE -- I LOVE THAT TERM, 478 00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:32,652 RECREATIONAL USE IT SEEMS THAT IT WASN'T JUST LEGALIZED, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS 479 00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:40,293 MADE MANDATORY YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 480 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,995 THE STREETS OF NEW YORK ARE CLOUDS OF WEED YOU CAN'T -- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SMOKE 481 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:48,702 MARIJUANA, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: IT IS UNBELIEVABLE 482 00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:51,538 >> EVERY SINGLE PERSON >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS. >> EXCEPT ME 483 00:32:51,538 --> 00:32:53,640 >> Jimmy: YEAH -- YEAH, ME TOO YOU WALK BY A CONSTRUCTION SITE AND IT IS THE -- 484 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,478 >> AND THAT'S REALLY SHOCKING, BECAUSE THERE THEY ARE, THEY'RE HANGING FROM THESE BEAMS AND I 485 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:03,049 THINK, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ME, THAT IS GOING TO FALL. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 486 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:06,886 HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT TO BE THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:33:06,886 --> 00:33:10,890 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ APPLAUSE ] 488 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:14,294 NOW, I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS PLUG EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT HERE TO PLUG ANYTHING. 489 00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:16,262 WHICH, YOU'RE JUST HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND BUT THIS IS "THE FRAN LEBOWITZ 490 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:22,602 READER," AND I ENCOURAGE ANYONE TO GET THIS, IF YOU GET THIS BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY THIS 491 00:33:22,602 --> 00:33:25,105 FUNNY, AND IT'S A GREAT READ, AND I JUST NEVER GET A CHANCE TO PLUG ANYTHING FOR YOU 492 00:33:25,105 --> 00:33:30,844 BUT I KNOW YOU'RE BACK DOING SHOWS, YOU'RE DOING -- YOU DO SHOWS WHERE SOMEONE INTERVIEWS 493 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:35,949 YOU FOR 30 MINUTES AND THEN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH THE AUDIENCE 494 00:33:35,949 --> 00:33:38,218 >> RIGHT, SOMEONE INTERVIEWS ME ON A STAGE - >> Jimmy: YEAH 495 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:42,288 >> -- FOR 30 MINUTES, AND THEN THEY LEAVE JUST MENTIONING. 496 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:46,760 JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GO TO A LECTERN AND 497 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:51,331 I ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE FOR AN HOUR >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW -- 498 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:56,102 APRIL 6th AND 7th YOU'RE AT A TOWN HALL HERE IN NEW YORK - SO EVERYONE HAS TO GO TO THIS, 499 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,905 'CAUSE THIS WILL BE -- YOU'LL GET TO SEE FRAN LEBOWITZ IN PERSON 500 00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:02,075 [ APPLAUSE ] FOR INFORMATION, WHICH IS -- THIS IS GREAT, AGAIN, THERE IS 501 00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:07,047 NOT YET A WEBSITE CURRENTLY, 'CAUSE THIS IS FRAN. SO, YOU'RE ON YOUR FACEBOOK. 502 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:12,052 FACEBOOK.COM/FRAN LEBOWITZ WE'RE GOING TO PUT IT ON THE THING. 503 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:13,653 HOW DID YOU END UP EVEN SETTING THAT UP? >> I DIDN'T. 504 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:18,792 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T -- I'VE NEVER SEEN IT MY AGENT DID IT. 505 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:22,495 IT'S LIKE -- BY THE WAY, I'VE NEVER SEEN NETFLIX SO, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT 506 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:26,866 AND WHEN I -- THIS WAS COMING OUT, I WOULD ASK PEOPLE, "DO YOU HAVE NETFLIX?" 507 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:28,735 AND THEY WOULD LOOK AT ME LIKE I WAS ASKING, "DO YOU HAVE ELECTRICITY. 508 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:31,237 BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE IS ONE PERSON IN THE COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T HAVE NETFLIX 509 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:35,075 THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: YEAH WE LOVE YOU, COME BACK WHENEVER 510 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:37,911 AND ZOOM ME WHENEVER YOU WANT TO >> I WILL, DON'T WORRY 511 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:41,081 >> Jimmy: FRAN LEBOWITZ, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,383 I WANT TO SHOW -- LET ME SHOW A CLIP I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THE 513 00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:46,653 SHOW HERE'S A CLIP OF FRAN IN "PRETEND IT'S A CITY." 514 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:48,488 "PRETEND IT'S A CITY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 515 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:50,223 >> I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO TO 516 00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:52,459 YOU WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN, ACTUALLY, YOUNG CHILD. I DIDN'T MEAN A LITTLE CHILD, 517 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,095 BUT A TEENAGER >> YES YES. 518 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:58,131 >> BUT PEOPLE THAT AGE, THE AGE OF YOUR DAUGHTER - >> YES 519 00:34:58,131 --> 00:35:00,033 >> -- AND SOMEWHAT OLDER, VERY OFTEN APPROACH ME, TO ASK ME MY OPINION OF WHAT THEY SHOULD DO 520 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:05,338 IN LIFE. LIKE, YOU KNOW, "FRAN, DO YOU --" AND I JUST THINK, LIKE, 521 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:09,409 "FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 522 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:11,811 THEY'RE SO USED TO BEING, LIKE, THE CENTER OF THEIR PARENTS' ATTENTION, THAT ANYONE THEY SEE 523 00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:13,880 THAT AGE, THEY JUST THINK, LIKE, YOU KNOW, "MAYBE THIS PERSON WILL HELP ME OUT. 524 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:19,352 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT WOULD BE A MISTAKE WITH ME, BECAUSE - 525 00:35:19,352 --> 00:35:22,956 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO EXACTLY ON THE MONEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:26,126 FRAN LEBOWITZ, EVERYBODY CHECK OUT THIS BOOK, BY THE WAY. 527 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:31,364 "THE FRAN LEBOWITZ READER. "PRETEND IT'S A CITY" IS ON NETFLIX, NOW 528 00:35:31,364 --> 00:35:34,534 GO TO FRAN'S FACEBOOK PAGE FOR MORE INFO, TO SEE HER LIVE IN TOWN HALL. 529 00:35:34,534 --> 00:35:39,572 SHE'S ALL OVER WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM REGARD, 530 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,875 TROYE SIVAN AND TATE McRAE STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:58,858 * >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR NEW SONG "YOU," 532 00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:04,431 GIVE IT UP FOR REGARD, TROYE SIVAN AND TATE McRAE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:18,044 * * YEAH ALL I SEE IS YOU IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU 534 00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:24,451 HOW COULD YOU EVER LEAVE ME WITHOUT A CHANCE TO TRY * * HOW CAN I BE SORRY IF 535 00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:31,658 I DON'T KNOW THE CRIME I SHOULD BE MAD 'CAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHY * 536 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:36,463 * STILL I CAN'T SEE TO SAY GOODBYE OOH YEAH 537 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:42,068 WHEN I TRY TO FALL BACK * * I FALL BACK TO YO WHEN I TALK TO MY FRIEND 538 00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:49,709 I TALK ABOUT YOU WHEN THE HENNESSY'S STRONG * * ALL I SEE IS YO 539 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:55,815 IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU YEAH OOH YEA NO I HAVEN'T MOVED ON * 540 00:36:55,815 --> 00:37:03,490 * BUT TRUST ME I'VE TRIED IF I GIVE YOU A CALL DON'T HANG UP THE LINE 541 00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:09,496 WHEN THE HENNESSY'S STRONG * * ALL I SEE IS YO IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU * 542 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:22,275 * * OH YO I'M GOOD AT OVERTHINKING 543 00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:24,811 BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT THIS FAR * * ALL I KNOW IS THA 544 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:29,049 MY MIND IS IN THE BACK SEAT O YOUR CORVETTE CAR * 545 00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:32,786 * YOU GOT ME AT MY BADDES AND YOU GOT ME ROUND YOUR FINGERTIP 546 00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,855 SHOULD BE FED UP * * WITH YOUR BUL BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 547 00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:44,364 NO I CAN'T RESIS HOW COULD YOU EVER LEAVE * * ME WITHOUT A CHANCE TO TR 548 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:49,836 HOW CAN I BE SORRY I I DON'T KNOW THE CRIME I SHOULD BE MAD THAT * 549 00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:55,308 * YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHY STILL I CAN'T SEEM TO SAY GOODBYE 550 00:37:55,308 --> 00:38:02,082 OOH YEAH * * WHEN I TRY TO FALL BACK I FALL BACK TO YOU 551 00:38:02,082 --> 00:38:07,854 WHEN I TALK TO MY FRIEND I TALK ABOUT YOU * * WHEN THE JEALOUSY'S STRON 552 00:38:07,854 --> 00:38:15,862 ALL I SEE IS YOU IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU YEAH OOH YEAH * 553 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:21,768 * NO I HAVEN'T MOVED ON BUT TRUST ME I'VE TRIE IF I GIVE YOU A CALL 554 00:38:21,768 --> 00:38:29,743 DON'T HANG UP THE LINE * * WHEN THE JEALOUSY'S STRON ALL I SEE IS YOU 555 00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:46,059 IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU * * * IS YOU OH 556 00:38:46,059 --> 00:38:52,465 IS YOU IS YO I SEE YOUR FAC IN EVERY STRANGER * 557 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:56,936 * EVERYWHERE I GO I HEAR YOUR VOIC IN CONVERSATIONS 558 00:38:56,936 --> 00:39:01,441 EVERY WORD YOU SPOKE * * NEARLY BLOCKED YO ON MY PHONE ABOU 559 00:39:01,441 --> 00:39:15,321 A THOUSAND TIMES YEAH I KNOW I SHOULD * * SAY GOODBYE 560 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:19,359 YEAH I KNOW I SHOULD SAY GOODBY OOH YEAH * 561 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:25,031 * WHEN I TRY TO FALL BACK I FALL BACK TO YOU WHEN I TALK TO MY FRIEND 562 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:31,705 I TALK ABOUT YOU * * WHEN THE HENNESSY'S STRON ALL I SEE IS YOU 563 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:38,812 IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU YEAH OOH YEAH * * NO I HAVEN'T MOVED ON 564 00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:46,353 BUT TRUST ME I'VE TRIE IF I GIVE YOU A CALL DON'T HANG UP THE LINE * 565 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:53,059 * WHEN THE HENNESSY'S STRON ALL I SEE IS YOU IS YOU IS YOU OH YOU * 566 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:56,629 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 567 00:39:56,629 --> 00:40:00,367 NIGHT -- TINA FEY WILL BE HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 568 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,403 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM DAYGLOW MY THANKS AGAIN TO FRAN LEBOWITZ, 569 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:08,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BLAKE SHELTON, KELLY CLARKSON, REGARD, TROYE SIVAN, 570 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,945 TATE McRAE, AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS THERE FROM PHILLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 571 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:15,448 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 572 00:40:15,448 --> 00:40:17,283 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. * 573 00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:17,917 * *