1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,878 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:18,985 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:22,589 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - P!NK 4 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:26,292 ERIC BANA, MUSCIAL GUESTS NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G, 5 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:33,633 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1464 6 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:45,311 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,046 --> 00:01:00,293 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:03,296 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:05,331 WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 10 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,534 THANK YOU. PLEASE RELAX WELCOME, EVERYONE. 11 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,603 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:14,641 YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 13 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:19,779 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, YESTERDAY, THE DIRECTOR OF THE CDC APPEARED ON 14 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:24,351 FOUR SUNDAY MORNING TALK SHOWS TO DEFEND THE QUICK REVERSAL OF MASK RECOMMENDATIONS FOR 15 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:29,389 VACCINATED AMERICANS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 16 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:32,158 SEE, HALF OF THE AUDIENCE IS CLAPPING BECAUSE I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE 17 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:37,797 NEW RULES. AMERICA HASN'T FELT THIS CONFUSED SINCE DUNKIN' DONUTS 18 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:43,737 STARTED SELLING AVOCADO TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO. 19 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,639 >> Steve: WHERE AM I >> Jimmy: I GET IT, IT'S A A CONFUSING TIME WHEN BEST BUY 20 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:50,310 HAS TOUGHER HEALTH RULES THAN THE CDC. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,379 THAT'S RIGHT, SOMEHOW CDC GUIDELINES HAVE BECOME MORE CONFUSING THAN A PARKING SIGN 22 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:59,119 IN NEW YORK CITY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,288 CAN I STAND HERE NO YOU CAN STAND HERE ON TUESDAYS 24 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:06,393 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT FOR THE NEW GUIDELINES TO 25 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:11,231 WORK, THE CDC IS ASKING AMERICANS TO BE HONEST ABOUT THEIR VACCINATION STATUS 26 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:17,837 [ LAUGHTER ] REALLY PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN TELL THE 27 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,607 TRUTH ON THEIR TINDER PROFILES [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 28 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:26,479 COME ON. IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME MEANWHILE, TODAY, EVEN 29 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:31,151 PRESIDENT BIDEN TRIED TO ADD CLARITY TO THE COVID SITUATION I DON'T THINK HE HELPED ANYBODY 30 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,887 DRESSED AS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING 31 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:38,992 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW WE'RE DOING HALF-MASKS WE'RE DOING HALF-MASKS NOW 32 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:46,266 * SLOWL OF THE NIGHT * BUT BIDEN ANNOUNCED SOME GOOD 33 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,769 NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PANDEMIC BEGAN CASES ARE DOWN IN ALL 34 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:55,108 50 STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 35 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:59,245 THAT'S GREAT NEWS. THAT'S RIGHT COVID NUMBERS ARE DOWN AND 36 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:04,184 INSTAGRAM POSTS OF PEOPLE'S BRUNCHES ARE WAY UP. [ APPLAUSE ] 37 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,587 LOOK AT THOSE EGGS WOW. LIKE 38 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,422 BIDEN ALSO ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SEND 20 MILLION MORE VACCINE DOSES ABROAD BY THE END OF 39 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:14,227 JUNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 40 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:19,065 THAT'S GOOD. YOU NOW THAT WHEN THE VACCINES COME BACK HOME, THEY'LL BE 41 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:26,906 LIKE, "IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED PFIZER." [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,242 I WENT TO BARCELONA -- OKAY ALL RIGHT. 43 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:32,145 OKAY >> Steve: HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE? 44 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:37,283 >> Jimmy: TWO DAYS [ LAUGHTER ] TWO DAYS 45 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,086 SPEAKING OF BIDEN, THIS WEEKEND, A "NEW YORK TIMES" REPORT REVEALED WHAT THE 46 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:43,623 PRESIDENT IS LIKE, ACCORDING TO PEOPLE WHO WORK CLOSELY WITH HIM. 47 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:50,230 THEY SAY BIDEN'S OBSESSED WITH DETAILS, ASKS MANY QUESTIONS, AND DISPLAYS UNEXPECTED WARMTH 48 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:54,901 IT'S ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN TO RELEASE THE MOST BORING TELL-ALL BOOK OF ALL-TIME. 49 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:59,539 OH, WOW. HE FLOSSES, TOO. THE REPORT ALSO SAYS THAT 50 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:07,047 BIDEN'S DRINK OF CHOICE IS ORANGE GATORADE. IS IT? 51 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,115 OR IS IT JUST WATER WITH METAMUCIL? [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,217 OKAY, SURE GATORADE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 53 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:15,488 GATORADE YEAH APPARENTLY, BIDEN ALSO DOESN'T 54 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,525 LIKE TO BE SERVED LEAFY GREENS CAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF BEING PHOTOGRAPHED WITH SOMETHING IN 55 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,895 HIS TEETH. THE WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN IS LIKE, "WE'RE NOW ON YEAR FIVE 56 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:28,868 OF NOT SERVING SALAD." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S CHANGE GEARS HERE. 57 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:31,438 WELL, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT "60 MINUTES" HAD 58 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,442 A PIECE ON THE EXISTENCE OF UFOs AND THIS IS WHAT A FORMER TOP 59 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,610 AND THIS IS WHAT A FORMER TOP PENTAGON OFFICIAL HAD TO SAY 60 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,214 >> SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS 61 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:46,419 THAT UFOs ARE REAL >> BILL, I THINK WE'RE BEYOND THAT ALREADY 62 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:50,357 >> SOUNDS NUTTY, WACKY >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT IT DOESN'T SOUND WACKY. 63 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,660 WHAT I'M TELLING YOU -- IT'S REAL THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS IT 64 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,563 WHAT ARE ITS INTENTIONS? WHAT ARE ITS CAPABILITIES? 65 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:01,301 >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS GOATEE [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,238 WHAT ARE ITS INTENTIONS? YES, IT'S WACKY. YES, IT'S NUTTY. 67 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:13,646 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S KIND OF EDGY AND I'M ALSO IN A SWING BAND 68 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:16,716 I HAD NO IDEA THE TOP PENTAGON OFFICIAL WAS ALSO IN CHARGE OF ALL THE ELVES IN THE NORTH 69 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:21,321 POLE [ LAUGHTER ] HERMEY DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE 70 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:29,295 TOYS ALL I KNOW IS IF ALIENS ARE REAL, IT MEANS WE'RE A YEAR 71 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:33,400 AWAY FROM SEEING THIS. >> I'M LESLEY STAHL. >> I'M BILL WHITAKER 72 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:39,806 >> I'M ANDERSON COOPER >> AND I AM GORGALACK 368. >> Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS 73 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,142 MAY 17th, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TAX DAY. 74 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:48,548 YEAH [ CROWD BOOS ] WHAT WAS THAT? 75 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:53,586 YEAH, I GET IT THE MOST POPULAR GOOGLE SEARCH TODAY WAS, "CAN I WRITE OFF MY 76 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:59,159 HOME IF IT'S ALSO MY OFFICE? AND "CAN I WRITE OFF MY BED IF IT'S ALSO MY DESK? 77 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:03,563 SINCE IT'S TAX DAY, CAN WE SEE WHAT THE HEAD OF THE IRS LOOKS LIKE 78 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:08,034 YEAH, DON'T WORRY IF YOU FORGOT TO FILE YOUR TAXES HE LOOKS PRETTY UNDERSTANDING. 79 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,504 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I SEE HIM AGAIN? CAN WE BRING IT -- 80 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,774 [ LAUGHTER ] HE LOOKS LIKE HIS SON JUST TOLD HIM, "I NEED 10 GRAND FOR 81 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:22,048 DEEJAY SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT 82 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,919 PABST BLUE RIBBON AND ENTENMANN'S ARE TEAMING UP TO RELEASE A NEW PARING OF HARD 83 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:30,523 COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS ] 84 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,493 >> Steve: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND TO MAKE IT A 85 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,062 A TRULY BALANCED BREAKFAST JUST THROW IN HALF A PACK OF NEWPORT LIGHTS 86 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:40,700 THERE YOU GO, THAT'S - SPEAKING OF NEW PRODUCTS, I HEARD THAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS 87 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:45,405 LAUNCHING A BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED DRINK CALLED "MOUNTAIN DEW CAKE SMASH." 88 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:50,844 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YEP. ON THE CAN, THE NUTRITION FACTS 89 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:56,349 JUST SAY, "COME ON." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN 90 00:06:56,349 --> 00:07:00,020 CALIFORNIA SAYS SHE ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED A A $26 MILLION LOTTERY TICKET IN 91 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:05,191 THE WASHING MACHINE. WHEN SHE TOLD LOTTERY OFFICIALS THAT SHE LOST A $26 MILLION 92 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:08,128 LOTTERY TICKET, THE GUY BEHIND HER IN LINE WAS LIKE, "YES, I ALSO LOST A $26 MILLION LOTTERY 93 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:12,599 TICKET." [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 94 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:22,676 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 95 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:34,587 * IT IS MONDAY WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO BE BACK. 96 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,624 WE GOT A FANTASTIC WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE. 97 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,761 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN STUDIO, TINA FEY, WILL BE HERE 98 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:45,899 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: BLAKE SHELTON, FRAN LEBOWITZ, AND CONSTANCE WU 99 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:52,072 WILL ALL BE JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A WEEK. 100 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:55,342 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER NEW DOCUMENTARY "P!NK: ALL 101 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:59,346 I KNOW SO FAR," IS AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 102 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,716 SHE'S ALWAYS AWESOME P!NK IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:09,789 UNBELIEVABLE PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE DRY. 104 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:13,259 IT'S ALREADY OUT IN AUSTRALIA. IT'S GETTING CRAZY GOOD REVIEWS. 105 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:16,396 IT'S LIKE 95 ON ROTTEN TOMATOES AND I KNOW IT'S CALLED THE "THE DRY. 106 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:21,935 ERIC BANA IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GOOD MUSIC FROM 107 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:29,376 NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BIDEN'S 108 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:36,583 VENMO. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO THAT 109 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:40,153 YOU CAN GO ON ANYONE'S VENMO, YOU SEE, LIKE, WHAT THEY SPENT THEIR MONEY ON 110 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:45,558 >> StevE: YEAH, IT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT - THAT SEEMS WRONG, ISN'T IT 111 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,161 WELL, I GUESS "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED THAT BIDEN LIKES TO SEND HIS GRANDKIDS 112 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,898 MONEY ON VENMO [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THIS IS IN THAT BORING BOOK 113 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:56,469 COMING OUT NEXT WEEK WELL, WITHIN ABOUT TEN MINUTES I GUESS REPORTERS FROM BUZZFEED 114 00:08:56,469 --> 00:09:01,007 WERE ABLE TO FIND HIS ACCOUNT. YEAH WHAT 115 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:06,312 YEAH WHAT >> Steve: WHAT 116 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,315 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 117 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:15,522 WHAT HE'S NOT ALONE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON 118 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,590 USE VENMO. AND YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 119 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:22,162 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR INSTANCE, LET ME SHOW YOU, 120 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,232 SENTATOR JOHN HOEVEN, SENT SENATOR ANGUS KING $50 FOR DINNER WHEN WE WERE BOTH PAN AM 121 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:32,339 PILOTS IN 1988 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HE'S PAYING BACK AN 122 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,508 OLD DEBT >> Jimmy: HE'S PAYING BACK AN OLD DEBT 123 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,477 YEAH >> Steve: YEAH YEAH, BY USING A MODERN -- 124 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,113 >> Jimmy: AND THEN NEXT UP - >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: SENATOR MARK KELLY 125 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,515 SENT SENATOR RAND PAUL $15 FOR BORROWING ONE OF HIS POODLE TOUPEES. 126 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:45,785 [ SLIDEWHISTLE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD 127 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:52,359 SENT SENATOR RON WYDEN $60 FOR MATCHING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY, "WE HATE THE SUN." 128 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,862 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH WOW >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE 129 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,630 HERE, SENATOR GARY PETERS SENT CONGRESSMAN DON YOUNG $3 FOR UNLOCKING MY iPHONE WITH YOUR 130 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:04,571 FACE [ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE? 131 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:10,176 >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT 132 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:16,082 >> Steve: NO, IT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, SENATOR JOE -- 133 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,785 >> Steve: CHARGE HIM $3 FOR THAT >> Jimmy: HE CHARGED $3. 134 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:26,026 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JUST TO SEE IF HE COULD DO IT. 135 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,861 >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN DO IT >> Jimmy: HEY, CAN YOU UNLOCK - 136 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,397 >> Steve: YOU THINK IT WAS LIKE, I'LL BET YOU $3 I CAN UNLOCK YOUR IPHONE WITH MY - 137 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,799 >> Jimmy: NO, HE GIVES IT TO HIM, HE GOES - >> Steve: HE GOES, "HEY, $3 IF 138 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,535 YOU CAN OPEN THIS FOR ME." >> Jimmy: UNLOCKED IT. >> Steve: I'M WEARING A MASK 139 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,471 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, SENATOR JOE MANCHIN SENT SENATOR BILL CASSIDY $75 FOR AN 140 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,340 INITIATION FEE FOR THE MEN WHO LOOK LIKE BIRDS CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:45,478 >> Steve: WOW THAT'S A CLUB THEY'RE STARTING >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA 142 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,814 THIS IS ALL COMING UP. BUZZFEED'S FINDING OUT ALL OF THIS 143 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,283 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, CONGRESSMAN THOMAS MASSIE SENT 144 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:56,189 SENATOR JIM INHOFE $100 FOR LETTING HIM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS. 145 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,159 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, CONGRESSMAN BRAD SHERMAN SENT 146 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,862 CONGRESSMAN PAUL TONKO $100 FOR LETTING HIM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS. 147 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,598 THERE YOU GO IT'S WORTH THE MONEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:10,070 THERE'S ALL OF THE VENMO TRANSACTIONS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 149 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,839 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK * 150 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:29,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 151 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,660 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE DO YOU LOVE PODCASTS YOU LISTEN TO THEM 152 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,962 >> Steve: OH, YOU KNOW, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE AN APP 153 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,698 YOU LISTEN TO? LIKE PODCASTS ON DIFFERENT APP A PODCAST APP? 154 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,868 >> Steve: YEAH, SURE IT'S CALLED PODCAST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 155 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,271 >> Jimmy: MY APP IS CALLED, LIKE, CASTAWAY OR SOMETHING. >> Steve: IS IT REALLY 156 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,440 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE I USE, YEAH >> Steve: WHAT IS THAT 157 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,642 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,812 >> Steve: IT'S PURPLE AND IT'S LIKE MADE BY APPLE IT'S CALLED PODCASTS 159 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,015 >> Jimmy: MINE IS CALLED LIKE - >> Steve: CASTAWAY 160 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,983 >> Jimmy: CASTOFF OR SOMETHING, YEAH >> Steve: OR LIKE A BLAST 161 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,586 OFF -- >> Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE AN OLD RADIO TOWER. 162 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,322 BEAMING SOMETHING. >> Steve: BEAMING KNOWLEDGE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD 163 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,524 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE PODCASTS. AND I JUST -- I BROUGHT MY 164 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,193 HEADPHONES WITH ME >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT I'M GLAD YOU DID 165 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,429 >> Jimmy: WHERE'D I PUT THEM AGAIN? >> Steve: THEY'RE DOWN AROUND 166 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,431 YOUR NECK. RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 167 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,600 HERE THEY ARE. >> Steve: THEY'VE BECOME A PART OF YOU 168 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,569 YOU LOVE PODCASTS SO MUCH -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE PODCASTS. I MEAN, YEAH, I LET IT GO 169 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,305 THROUGH MY -- TO MY JAWLINE. >> Steve: LIKE JAWBONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, JAWBONE. 170 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,474 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS RATTLES MY BRAIN 'TIL I GET -- 171 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,077 >> Steve: UNTIL THE KNOWLEDGE POURS IN, MAN. >> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE THEM 172 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,381 I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST THING IT'S THE BEST WAY TO PASS TIME IF YOU'RE ON A WALK. 173 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,117 YOU'RE GOING TO WORK >> Steve: YEP, SURE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING - 174 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:34,187 >> Steve: ON VACATION? >> Jimmy: WELL, IF THE CDC ALLOWS 175 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,589 BUT YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH 176 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,193 BUT YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOING FOR A WALK, GO TO WALK TO WORK GOING ON THE SUBWAY. 177 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,263 >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, PODCASTS ARE THE BEST 178 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,666 SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH MY PODCAST APP. 179 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,602 I HAV THE -- >> Steve: BLASTOFF YEAH, CASTAWAY 180 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,339 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OOH, BLASTOFF IS A A GOOD NAME. 181 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,741 >> Steve: BLASTOFF IS A GOOD ONE, BLASTING OFF PODCASTS >> Jimmy: YEAH, BLAST OFF 182 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,609 PODCASTS SO ANYWAYS I NOTICED THAT THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURE 183 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,380 PODCASTS >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, STUFF I'VE 184 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,615 NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE SO NOW I THOUGHT WE WOULD CHECK A FEW OF THEM OUT. 185 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,784 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." HERE WE GO 186 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:04,818 PODCASTS." HERE WE GO 187 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,654 * * TONIGHT SHO 188 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:13,460 PODCASTS * * >> Jimmy: NOW, LET'S PUT THIS 189 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,862 IN HERE. >> Steve: PUT IN THE AUX CABLE, THERE YOU GO 190 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,366 YEAH, NICE >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE WE GO. SO, THE FIRST PODCAST -- 191 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,801 >> Steve: OH YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO THESE. [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,437 WE'RE NOT GOING TO -- WE CAN'T HEAR THEM? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT NOW? 193 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,073 >> Steve: WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HEAR THEM? >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA 194 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,910 AGAIN, THIS IS -- IF YOU HAVE AN APP AT HOME AND YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THESE PODCASTS, DO 195 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,079 IT I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU KNOW WHICH ONES ARE OUT 196 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,482 >> Steve: WOW, GREAT >> Jimmy: IF THEY COME THROUGH -- I MEAN, THESE ARE 197 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,985 MY - THESE ALSO HAVE -- THEY'RE HEADPHONES, BUT THEY'RE -- 198 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,389 >> Steve: NOISE CANCELLING >> Jimmy: NO -- FOR ME I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 199 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,091 IT PROJECTS MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, OKAY, SO THEY'RE 200 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,961 LIKE SPEAKERS. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WEARING A LITTLE -- LIKE WEARING A BOOM 201 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,596 BOX ON YOUR HEAD >> Steve: A LITTLE SPEAKER, SURE 202 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,998 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S LIKE LITTLE SPEAKERS. >> Steve: A BOOM BOX ON YOUR 203 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,734 HEAD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YEAH. SO THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS 204 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,103 A RELATIONSHIP ADVICE SHOW HOSTED BY PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. >> Steve: OH, WOW. 205 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:01,741 >> Jimmy: HE CALLS IT "THE OLD DOG AND PONY SHOW WITH THE MISSUS OR BOY FELLA IN YOUR 206 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:07,414 LIFE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PRETTY LONG TITLE. 207 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,384 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GIVE IT A LISTEN HERE WE GO 208 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,522 >> USED TO BE, YOU CAN GO ON A A FIRST DATE TO THE MALT SHOP AND SHARE A ROOT BEER FLOAT. 209 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,458 IF YOU CAN GULP IT ALL DOWN IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES, THAT MEANT YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE 210 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:24,931 TOGETHER FOREVER WENT OUT ONCE WITH THIS BALD GAL, WE CALLED HER PIGTAIL 211 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,334 SALLY. SPENT THE WHOLE DAY SPITTING CHERRY PITS AT THE LOCAL SODA 212 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,736 JERK IF YOU HIT HIM IN THE TEMPLE OR MADE HIS KNEES BUCKLE, YOU EACH 213 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:36,843 GOT 15 SECONDS UNDER A NAPKIN TO TELL EACH OTHER LOVE SECRETS. 214 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,080 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE BIZARRE. 215 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,616 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ALL OF THESE, BUT THERE'S JUST NEW ONES I'VE JUST HEARD 216 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,919 >> Steve: THESE ARE NEW ONES YOU ARE ENAMORED WITH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 217 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,555 >> Steve: YEAH YOU LOVE THESE PODCASTS. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT PODCAST 218 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,192 HERE -- THIS ONE HERE. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE IT, IT'S A VIRTUAL SCREEN 219 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:56,496 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: SO NOW I CAN SEE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,265 >> Steve: OH, WOW. OH, MY GOSH. YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE LIST 221 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,035 YOU HAVE THE VIRTUAL CONTACTS IN >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 222 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,170 >> Steve: YOU HAVE VIRTUAL CONTACTS IN. >> Jimmy: WELL, WHEN THE SCREEN 223 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,806 IS ON, I CAN'T SEE >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 224 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:10,176 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU, I'M GOING THROUGH THE - 225 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,045 >> Steve: YEAH, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH -- >> Jimmy: THE MAIN SCREEN HERE 226 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:17,851 THIS NEXT PODCAST IS A SCRIPTED MURDER MYSTERY IT'S CALLED "CHER OF EASTOWN," 227 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,954 SO CHER IS A HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE IN SMALL TOWN PENNSYLVANIA 228 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,356 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. 229 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:28,928 >> HEY CHER, HOW IS THE INVESTIGATION GOING? * I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH * 230 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,065 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HEAR THAT NO EVIDENCE, NO SUSPECT. 231 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:37,203 * I REALLY DON'T THIN YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH NO * >> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET 232 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:42,575 THE FBI TAKE OVER. * BUT I CAN'T DO THAT * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 233 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:46,079 >> Jimmy: IT GOES ON >> Steve: IT GOES ON >> Jimmy: YEAH 234 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,549 >> Steve: HOW MANY EPISODES ON THAT ONE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 235 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,286 >> Steve: HOW MANY EPISODES ON THAT ONE >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST ONE 236 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,656 75-MINUTE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED "THE 237 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,858 FAST AND THE FURIOUS PITCH ROOM PODCAST. >> Steve: OH 238 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:03,463 >> Jimmy: I GUESS -- IT GIVES EVERYONE A UNIQUE BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT HOW 239 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,833 THEY COME UP WITH THE NEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE IDEAS >> Steve: OH 240 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,770 >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK THIS OUT >> WHAT IF THEY DROVE CARS AGAIN? 241 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,740 >> OH, SURE. >> YES >> DEFINITELY. 242 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,709 >> WHAT IF THERE WERE SOME MORE EXPLOSIONS >> YES 243 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,645 >> YEAH! YES. >> YES, EXPLOSIONS 244 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,680 >> DEFINITELY. >> AND MAYBE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE STRONG GUYS. 245 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,551 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT ARE THE STRONG GUYS ALSO BALD 246 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,519 >> OF COURSE >> BALD AND STRONG >> TOTALLY 247 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:32,525 >> STRONGER, BALDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GREAT. 248 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:37,630 THIS NEXT PODCAST IS CALLED "COCKPIT TALK. >> Steve: OH 249 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,400 >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY THEY RECORD IT FROM THE COCKPIT OF A SPIRIT AIRLINES FLIGHT 250 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,836 MID-FLIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MID-FLIGHT, THEY 251 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,071 RECORD A PODCAST >> Jimmy: SOUNDS INTERESTING TO ME 252 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,507 >> Steve: LET'S HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF 253 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,945 THESE BUTTONS DO >> I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD. >> I MEAN, CAN'T BE THAT HARD 254 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:57,517 RIGHT? >> HERE, LET ME PUSH THIS ONE. [ ALARM 255 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,686 >> HMM YOU WANT TO JUST PRESS SOME MORE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS? 256 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:05,792 >> SURE. [ BEEPING [ BEEPING 257 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,428 >> WARNING WARNING. WARNING. 258 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:13,533 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] WARNING. 259 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,902 >> Steve: WARNING. >> Jimmy: WARNING. >> Steve: WARNING. 260 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,338 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT PODCAST -- >> Steve: OH, YOU TOOK -- OH >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST GOING 261 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,206 TO DO IT >> Steve: OH, NOW IT'S YOUR BRAIN. 262 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,542 NOW IT'S STRAIGHT TO YOUR BRAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS LIKE -- 263 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,211 I GO RIGHT THROUGH -- THIS IS THE WAY TO WEAR THEM, ACTUALLY IF YOU -- NO ONE EVER READS THE 264 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,547 INSTRUCTIONS ANYWAY. >> Steve: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: IF YOU DO, THIS THE 265 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,616 HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THE HEADPHONES >> Steve: WOW. 266 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,585 >> Jimmy: THEY GO ON YOU HEAD. >> Steve: THEY'RE NOT CALLED EARPHONES, THEY'RE HEADPHONES. 267 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,088 WOW. >> Jimmy: FINALLY, THIS LAST PODCAST IS CALLED 268 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:40,894 "GILBERT GOTTFRIED CLOCK." SEEMS PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY. I GUESS FAMOUS COMEDIAN 269 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:47,567 GILBERT GOTTFRIED HELPS TELL YOU THE TIME [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,603 >> Steve: OH, YOU PUT IT BACK ON YOUR COMPUTER NOW IT'S BACK ON THE SCREEN. 271 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:54,207 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT IT -- LET'S SEE -- LET'S HEAR -- LET'S LISTEN TO THIS 272 00:17:54,207 --> 00:18:22,669 >> IT'S 11:45! [ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 273 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:29,542 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S 11:46 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S 274 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,945 IT RIGHT THERE THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,080 "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH P!NK, 276 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:52,165 EVERYBODY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 277 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:56,336 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST WHO HAS A NEW DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT 278 00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:02,442 THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO CALLED, "P!NK: ALL I KNOW SO FAR." 279 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:07,180 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY P!NK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 280 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,816 * AH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI, BUD! 281 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,520 >> HI! >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AW, THANKS FOR THE HUG 282 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:18,658 I LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU PRETTY RECENTLY, BECAUSE WE 283 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,494 HAD STEVE BUSCEMI ON THE SHOW. AND HE WAS EXPLAIN -- HE TOLD ME SOME STORY THAT SOUNDED 284 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:28,501 PRETTY INSANE. THIS IS -- WHEN YOU WERE FIRST STARTED OUT, YOU RAN UP TO HIM 285 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:33,540 BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY WAS MR. PINK IN "RESERVOIR DOGS. AND HE SAID HE THINKS YOU CAME 286 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:39,112 UP TO HIM AND SAID LIKE, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT I'M NAMED AFTER YOU. 287 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,747 AND I'M GOING TO BE BIG ONE DAY. OR SOMETHING 288 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,249 HE WAS FREAKING OUT ABOUT BUYING A GIFT OR SOMETHING FOR -- HE HAD A BIG, LONG 289 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,853 STORY, BUT HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED, AND HE THINKS IT WAS YOU AND HE NEVER GOT A 290 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:51,124 A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND IS THIS A REAL STORY 291 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:56,062 >> OH, I -- NO, IT'S A REAL STORY. BUT TO BE FAIR, I RAN AT HIM ON 292 00:19:56,062 --> 00:20:01,234 A NEW YORK STREET. I PHYSICALLY -- I'M LIKE A A HUMMINGBIRD WITH MY LOVE 293 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,905 I'M VERY AGGRESSIVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I WAS JUST THIS PINK -- I 294 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:10,610 REMEMBER I WAS DRESSED, LIKE, ALL -- A SILVER ENSEMBLE AND I HAD SHORT PINK HAIR AND 295 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,013 A TONGUE RING. AND I JUST -- "YOU'RE STEVE BUSCEMI AND YOU'RE 296 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:16,416 MR. PINK AND I'M P!NK. AND YOU'RE PINK, AND I'M GOING TO BE SO FAMOUS, AND I JUST 297 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:21,755 LOVE YOU." AND THEN I GOT MY -- AND HE'S LIKE, "WHAT THE -- [ BLEEP ]?" 298 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:27,327 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE, "AHH! I WOULD HAVE REACTED THAT WAY, 299 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:32,832 TOO. IT WAS A LOT IT WAS A LOT 300 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,168 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE? 301 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,070 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL THIS TIME, FOR LIKE 302 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240 20 YEARS, I WAS LIKE, "THAT GUY HATES ME." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 303 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:45,178 WELL, ANYWAY, HE WAS EMBARRASSED AND HE WAS LIKE -- BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW WHO 304 00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:50,417 YOU ARE NOW. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE LIVING UNDER A ROCK 305 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,319 THIS WEEKEND -- YOU HAVE A HUGE WEEKEND. YOU'RE GETTING THE ICON AWARD 306 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:59,726 AT THE BILLBOARD - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS. 307 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,262 JUST -- DON'T LISTEN FOR A A SECOND I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE 308 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,533 KNOW WHO ELSE -- THIS HAS ONLY BEEN GIVEN OUT TEN TIMES HERE'S THE PEOPLE ON THE LIST. 309 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:10,103 CELINE DION, MARIAH CAREY, CHER, JANET JACKSON, GARTH BROOKS, JENNIFER LOPEZ, 310 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:22,482 STEVIE WONDER, AND PRINCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE P!NK 311 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,119 >> THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S THE OLD LADY AWARD 312 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,688 I'M GETTING THE OLD LADY AWARD THEY WANT ME TO GO." >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S 313 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:32,258 UNBELIEVABLE >> BUT NO, IT'S AMAZING! I READ THE NAMES, I WAS LIKE, 314 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:36,963 "THEY GOT THIS WRONG THERE'S SO MANY OTHER NAMES THAT SHOULD BE THERE." 315 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,368 >> Jimmy: NO >> IT'S A HUGE HONOR ANYTIME THEY GIVE ME EIGHT 316 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:44,170 MINUTES TO PERFORM, I'M LIKE, "OH, IT'S ON." >> Jimmy: YEAH 317 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,905 >> SO, I'M VERY, VERY -- I'M PROBABLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PERFORMANCE MORE THAN I 318 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:52,112 HAVE LOOKED FORWARD TO ONE IN A VERY LONG TIME I'M VERY NERVOUS 319 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,014 >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, LIKE, "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 320 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,984 P!NK LIVE? AND I GO, "YEAH. AND THEY GO, "IT'S THE BEST 321 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:02,055 CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO. IT'S AMAZING." >> AW, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 322 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,824 I'M TERRIBLE AT A LOT OF THINGS BUT I CAN PERFORM. 323 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:10,930 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN. THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,233 THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT AND I LOVE THIS, BY THE WAY. P!NK, "ALL I KNOW SO FAR: 325 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:16,403 SETLIST," YOUR FIRST EVER LIVE ALBUM. I LOVE THE NAME. 326 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:20,573 >> YEAH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER WANTED TO DO A LIVE ALBUM. 327 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,076 >> NOPE. I NEVER WANTED TO DO A A DOCUMENTARY, EITHER. 328 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:27,347 BUT HERE WE ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU DID 329 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:31,718 BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE ON THE SHOW THIS IS FANTASTIC. GIVES US SOMETHING TO TALK 330 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,855 ABOUT. BUT YEAH >> I JUST MISS -- I MISS LIVE 331 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,390 MUSIC. AND IT'S JUST -- I THINK WE ALL DO 332 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,226 I MISS SWEATING WITH STRANGERS AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 333 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,328 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I LISTENED TO THIS SET LIST ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 334 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:47,734 AND I JUST FELT SO GOOD AT THE END. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE STILL, 335 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:53,573 AFTER 20 YEARS, THINK I'M JUST THIS MAN-HATING, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD - 336 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:56,643 "SO WHAT RAH! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 337 00:22:56,643 --> 00:23:03,316 BUT WE DO SO MANY FUN COVERS AND SO MANY GENRES OF MUSIC. AND THERE'S QUEEN COVERS 338 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:08,855 AND "TIME AFTER TIME." AND I JUST FELT REALLY HAPPY ONE OF THE -- WE DO "WE ARE THE 339 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,358 CHAMPIONS" AND "ROCKIN' RIO" IN BRAZIL I WAS JUST INSTANTLY BACK THERE 340 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:17,297 WITH 100,000 PEOPLE SWEATING AND HAPPY. AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL GOOD 341 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:21,801 THE RECORD MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. >> Jimmy: P!NK, WHO DIRECTED THIS AGAIN 342 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,204 >> MICHAEL GRACEY, FROM "THE GREATEST SHOWMAN." >> Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:28,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL GRACEY, "GREATEST SHOWMAN. 344 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,278 AMAZING DIRECTOR AND I THINK, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD BE LIKE, "DOCUMENT 345 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:36,649 EVERYTHING." BECAUSE YOU PUT ON THESE SHOWS THAT ARE, LIKE WHEW! 346 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,252 DO YOU GET A CHANCE TO EVER LOOK AT YOUR WORK AND GO LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I DID THAT. 347 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:42,989 THAT WAS PRETTY COOL." >> YEAH, I DON'T EXPERIENCE THINGS IN REAL-TIME. 348 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:47,394 IT TAKES ME A WHILE. I LOOK BACK AND THEN I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW 349 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:50,430 LIKE, I HUNG FROM THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING WHY? 350 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,700 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT WITH THIS -- WITH THIS DOCUMENTARY, I WAS LIKE, YOU 351 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:57,537 KNOW WHAT? AS KIDS, YOU NARRATE YOUR LIFE AND YOU TELL THESE STORIES, 352 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:04,744 LIKE, ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD AND EVERYBODY HAD A TERRIBLE AND "MY MOM LOCKED ME IN A 353 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:09,049 A CLOSET, I'M SURE OF IT AND I WAS NEVER FED. AND SO WHATEVER STORIES MY KIDS 354 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:14,054 COME UP WITH ABOUT ME, THIS DOCUMENTARY WILL PROVE THAT THEY'RE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. 355 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:16,756 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON FOR DOING THIS. 356 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,725 SO THAT THEY CAN SEE MOMMY WAS ALWAYS LOVING AND GAVE YOU A A GREAT LIFE 357 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:23,963 >> THAT'S IT >> Jimmy: SEE? YOU NEED THAT, YEAH. 358 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:28,902 SO YEAH, LAWYER UP THAT'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 359 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:36,109 WE LOVE YOU. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP >> THANK YOU 360 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,811 >> Jimmy: HERE'S P!NK IN HER NEW DOCUMENTARY, "ALL I KNOW SO FAR," AMAZON PRIME VIDEO 361 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,914 FAR," AMAZON PRIME VIDEO TAKE A LOOK. 362 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,883 * 363 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:48,355 >> THEY GREW UP WITH THE HOTELS AND THE JETS AND THE NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS 364 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:51,624 LIKE MONEY AND SAFETY. AND I'M THEIR MOM, I'M THEIR FRIEND, BUT ONE DAY -- 365 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:58,398 YOU KNOW ONE DAY, THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THROUGH ALL OF IT THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THE ACT 366 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:03,236 THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THROUGH THE STRENGTH AND THEY'RE GOING TO FIND THE TRUTH UNDERNEATH, I 367 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:05,038 HOPE AND THEY'RE GOING TO DISCOVER LITTLE ALECIA WHO'S STILL 368 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:08,475 HIDING IN HERE WHO'S STILL LEARNING HOW TO HEAL 369 00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:14,481 AND I JUST HOPE THEY HAVE THE GRACE AND THE HEART TO ACCEPT MY MORTALITY AND TO ACCEPT THAT 370 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:17,217 I'M HUMAN, LIKE THEM AND THEN, THEY'LL HAVE THEIR OWN KIDS 371 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:21,688 AND SO, THE CYCLE CONTINUES, ALL OF IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 372 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,324 >> Jimmy: FLYING THROUGH WEMBLEY. FLYING THROUGH WEMBLEY 373 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:29,496 SO COOL. P!NK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 374 00:25:29,496 --> 00:25:32,732 P!NK AND I ARE PLAYING A A BRAND-NEW GAME AFTER THE BREAK. 375 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,701 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 376 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:53,953 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 377 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:58,091 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH P!NK NOW -- 378 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:01,061 >> HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY KNOW 379 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,897 A LOT OF FAMOUS SONGS. SO I WANTED TO PUT YOUR MUSIC KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A NEW 380 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:07,200 GAME CALLED "MISNAME THAT SONG." HERE WE GO 381 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,233 SONG." HERE WE GO 382 00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 383 00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:13,940 * MISNAME THAT SONG MISNAME THAT SONG * * 384 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,576 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO WE EACH HAVE A STACK OF CARDS WITH THE INCORRECT NAMES 385 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:22,582 OF VARIOUS FAMOUS SONGS ON THEM NOW, ALL OF THESE NAMES ARE 386 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:26,519 CLOSE TO THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE SONG, BUT NOT QUITE RIGHT. WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, YOU WILL 387 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:30,156 DRAW A CARD AND READ OUT THE MESSED UP VERSION OF THAT SONG TITLE. 388 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:33,860 THEN THE OTHER PERSON TRIES TO GUESS THE CORRECT SONG TITLE BASED ONLY ON THAT CLUE. 389 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,595 WE HAVE TO GUESS AS MANY SONGS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT 390 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:40,834 YOU READY? >> WHOO! OKAY 391 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,703 YEP. >> Jimmy: P!NK, SINCE YOU'RE THE GUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO 392 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,440 GUESS FIRST. LET'S GET 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 393 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,743 COME ON. WE GOT THIS PART LET'S GO 394 00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:58,151 AND GO SALUTATIONS, JUDITH. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:02,622 >> GREETINGS, JUDY GREETING -- EH I DON'T KNOW 396 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:08,328 NEXT >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 397 00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:12,499 AT SUCH TIME IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 398 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,668 >> AT SUCH TIMES IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL. CAREY, I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP 399 00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:18,638 ON THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THAT SONG 400 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,573 GOD, THESE ARE HARD. I KNEW THESE WERE GOING TO BE HARD 401 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:22,642 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DIDN'T >> AT SUCH TIMES IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL. 402 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,812 >> Jimmy: IT'S A PRINCE SONG PRINCE PRINCE SONG. 403 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:33,720 >> "PURPLE RAIN" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN PUR -- OH, MY 404 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,656 GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] 405 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,793 OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS IT! WE LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT'S NOT FAIR. 406 00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:46,132 OKAY >> THAT WAS TERRIBLE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- THAT WAS 407 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,335 "WHEN DOVES CRY. >> OH. I KNOW THAT SONG 408 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:51,404 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY 409 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,907 TURN NOW LET'S PUT ANOTHER 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 410 00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:56,409 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 411 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,378 PICK UP THE CARD AND READ THE MISNAMED SONG AND, I'M GOING TO TRY TO GUESS 412 00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:01,781 HERE WE GO >> THIS ONE IS SO EASY [ APPLAUSE ] 413 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:06,052 WILLIAM -- WILLIAM JEAN. >> Jimmy: "BILLIE JEAN." [ DING ] 414 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,787 >> CONTACT ME VIA TELEPHONE, POTENTIALLY. >> Jimmy: CALL ME -- "CALL ME 415 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:13,360 MAYBE. [ DING ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 416 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:18,064 >> PLEASE CONTINUE HAVING FAITH IN THAT THING. >> Jimmy: FAITH? 417 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,834 DO YOU BELIEVE >> DON'T STOP -- >> Jimmy: "DON'T STOP 418 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:24,437 BELIEVING. [ DING ] >> EXPLOSIVE STICK 419 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:29,042 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "DYNAMITE" [ DING ] 420 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:31,311 >> YEAH. THIS IS UNFAIR >> Jimmy: WE'RE ON THE SAME 421 00:28:31,311 --> 00:28:37,517 TEAM, BUD. >> OH, WE ARE? OH, YOU'RE DOING GREAT 422 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:39,819 [ LAUGHTER ] THE AROMA OF ADOLESCENT ENERGY >> Jimmy: HUH? 423 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,188 >> THE AROMA OF ADOLESCENT ENERGY >> Jimmy: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN 424 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,458 SPIRIT." [ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] 425 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,160 >> YOU'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD, BUD. >> I VOW -- I VOW TO CONTINUE 426 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:53,767 TO EXIST [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I -- I DON'T KNOW. 427 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:58,338 I PROMISE YOU? I PROMISE TO LIVE? >> "I WILL SURVIVE." 428 00:28:58,338 --> 00:29:02,409 >> Jimmy: OH, OF COURSE. GLORIA GAYNOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 429 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:08,081 I PROMISE TO LIVE! ALL RIGHT, BUD WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST -- THE 430 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:11,685 LAST ROUND WE'RE GOING TO SEE HOW MANY SONGS WE CAN NAME TOGETHER 431 00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:13,887 OKAY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS DRAWING CARDS. 432 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:16,156 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND GUESSING I'LL START US OFF BY READING 433 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,191 THE FIRST CLUE AND THEN YOU GO, THEN I GO, THEN YOU GO. 434 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,894 READY? LET'S GET A LOT. >> OKAY, I GOT THIS. 435 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:26,900 >> Jimmy: YEP, YOU GOT THIS. ALL RIGHT, FUZZY FRUITS. >> OH. 436 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:32,372 "PEACHES." [ DING ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 437 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:33,907 YOU GOT IT YES, YOU GOT IT. >> YES 438 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,076 >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR TURN >> OH, IT'S MY TURN. VILLAINOUS DUDE. 439 00:29:36,076 --> 00:29:40,714 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> VILLAINOUS DUDE >> Jimmy: EVIL - 440 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:42,849 VILLAINOUS DUDE? EVIL GUY >> BILLIE EILISH 441 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,285 BILLIE EILISH? >> Jimmy: OH, "BAD GUY." "BAD GUY." 442 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:47,053 "BAD GUY." [ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] 443 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,856 >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: STRIKE ME AGAIN INFANT 444 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,158 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT"? 445 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:56,863 >> Jimmy: NO, NO INFANT, INFANT >> BABY -- 446 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,132 "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!" [ DING ] >> Jimmy: YES, YES, YES! 447 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:04,237 [ APPLAUSE ] GO, GO, GO >> OH! 448 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:10,310 IN THE STYLE OF A ROCK FALLING DOWN A HILL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 449 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,579 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: ROLLING STONE -- "LIKE A ROLLING STONE. 450 00:30:12,579 --> 00:30:14,247 [ DING ] >> BOB DYLAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 451 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:18,385 "LIKE A ROLLING STONE," YES. * [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,454 >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL P!NK, EVERYBODY. YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER NEW 453 00:30:21,454 --> 00:30:27,460 DOCUMENTARY, "P!NK: ALL I KNOW SO FAR," WHICH IS OUT ON THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO 454 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,629 THE COOLEST. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 455 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:46,613 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 456 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:48,415 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR STARRING IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE DRY," 457 00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:56,423 WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 21ST. HERE HE IS, ERIC BANA. 458 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:56,456 DEMAND MAY 21ST. HERE HE IS, ERIC BANA. 459 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 460 00:30:58,658 --> 00:31:02,495 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BUD, HEY >> HI, JIMMY 461 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:05,331 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD I LIKE YOUR ROOM 462 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,900 THIS IS THE KIND OF FUN THING ABOUT ZOOMS, I GET TO SEE THE ROOM 463 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:12,672 I LIKE - >> WELL, I GOT TO SAY, IT'S PRETTY UNIQUE, JUST COMING DOWN 464 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:15,842 A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, INSTEAD OF FLYING 24 HOURS TO BE ON THE SHOW 465 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:18,578 SO THIS IS PRETTY COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE -- WHAT TIME 466 00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:22,382 IS IT NOW IN AUSTRALIA >> IT'S ABOUT 7:30 IN THE MORNING. 467 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:25,118 >> Jimmy: WOW. THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR MORNING SHOW, "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 468 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:30,256 I APPRECIATE THAT. >> IT'S A PLEASURE >> Jimmy: IS IT 7:30 IN THE 469 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:34,194 MORNING TOMORROW FOR ME, OR IS IT TODAY WHO'S LIVING IN THE -- 470 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:37,630 >> NO, IT'S TOMORROW MATE, YOU'RE TIME-TRAVELING. IT'S TOMORROW. 471 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:40,000 WHAT DAY IS IT HERE? I'VE LOST TRACK, BUT YEAH, WE'RE AHEAD, MATE. 472 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,836 WE'RE AHEAD ON EVERYTHING. WE'RE AHEAD ON EVERYTHING. OKAY 473 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:45,905 SO JUST -- YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WE'RE AHEAD. 474 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,540 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE FUTURE LIKE WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD 475 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:53,013 TO >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW, EVEN THOUGH, YOU 476 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:54,814 KNOW, WE'RE STILL IN THE PANDEMIC, I'M ABLE TO GO TO THE FOOTBALL EVERY WEEK AND WATCH 477 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:59,586 MY TEAM PLAY WITH 30 OR 40 THOUSAND OTHER PEOPLE SO I GUESS THAT IS WHAT THE 478 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:03,923 FUTURE LOOKS LIKE FOR YOU ALSO >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 479 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:07,227 CAN YOU ALSO -- JUST SIX RANDOM LOTTERY NUMBERS JUST TO GIVE TO US 480 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,163 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T 481 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:13,066 WANT TO DO THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU -- HOW WAS QUARANTINE TREATING 482 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:21,207 YOU? DID YOU GO A LITTLE CRAZY? OR WERE YOU GOOD AT HOME 483 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,942 >> DO YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I REPRESENT A LITTLE BIT OF A BALANCE FOR YOUR 484 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:27,480 AUDIENCE AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES, IF I 485 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:33,653 CAN SHARE THIS, JIMMY. I DID NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:38,091 I DID NOT BAKE ANY SOURDOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] I DID NOT PAINT. 487 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:40,894 I DID NOT START A PODCAST. I DID NOT PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN 488 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:46,900 I DID NOT UPLOAD A YOGA VIDEO. I DID NOT DO A YOGA VIDEO. I DID NOTHING. 489 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:54,107 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I -- SEE -- WOW. 490 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:57,377 AND NOW THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WELL, BESIDES GOING TO 491 00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:59,112 FOOTBALL, I THINK THE FIRST THING I DID WAS I WAS JUST DYING TO GET OUT ON ONE OF MY 492 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:06,786 BIKES. SO I WENT MOUNTAIN BIKING WITH A BUDDY OF MINE. 493 00:33:06,786 --> 00:33:10,290 AND WE HAD SUCH A STRICT LOCKDOWN HERE WHERE YOU COULDN'T TRAVEL MORE THAN TWO 494 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:16,763 OR THREE MILES FROM YOUR HOME. AND WE HAD A CURFEW. SO WHEN IT BROKE AND YOU COULD 495 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:18,698 GET OUT, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE CRAZY. IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF "MAD 496 00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:22,102 MAX. IT WAS LIKE, I JUST NEED TO BURN SOME GASOLINE 497 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:25,638 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST NEED TO JUST BURN - IT WAS CRAZY OUT THERE 498 00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:27,207 IT WAS JUST LIKE "MAD MAX 2," YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: JUST PILES OF 499 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:29,843 BONFIRES >> WHIPPING ACROSS THE DESERT, YEAH 500 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:32,479 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "THE 501 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:36,616 DRY. CONGRATS, IT'S GOT AMAZING REVIEWS ON ROTTEN TOMATOES 502 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:40,220 I THINK IT'S LIKE 95 PERCENT IT'S A HIT ALREADY IN AUSTRALIA. 503 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:44,391 [ APPLAUSE ] IT IS BASED OFF OF THE BEST-SELLING BOOK -- 504 00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:46,926 >> YES, SO I READ THE BOOK BY JANE HARPER AND LOVED IT AND WE JUST DESPERATELY WANTED 505 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:52,465 TO TURN THIS INTO LIKE A BIG CINEMATIC VERSION OF THE STORY, WHICH WE DID 506 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,134 AND IT WAS A HUGE HIT HERE IN AUSTRALIA. AND WE HOPE THAT AMERICAN 507 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:58,538 AUDIENCES ENJOY IT I TELL YOU WANT, YOU CAN'T FLY TO AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW, BUT AT 508 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,306 THE END OF THIS FILM, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU SPENT A A COUPLE HOURS IN AUSTRALIA IN 509 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:06,312 A LITTLE COUNTRY TOWN. THAT'S THE PROMISE >> Jimmy: SO IS IT ALMOST ALSO 510 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:13,787 LIKE A TRAVEL MOVIE, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? >> WELL, OUR DEPICTION OF THIS 511 00:34:13,787 --> 00:34:17,590 FICTITIOUS TOWN OF KIEWARRA IS SO ACCURATE, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU WERE HERE. 512 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,759 IT IS A WHODUNNIT. AND I PLAY A DETECTIVE WHO'S RETURNING HOME BECAUSE OF THE 513 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:23,363 FUNERAL OF HIS BEST FRIEND AND WE GET THE IMPRESSION STRAIGHT AWAY THAT HE'S NOT 514 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:29,736 WELCOME. AND WE FIND OUT THAT HE'S LINKED TO A CRIME IN THE PAST. 515 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:31,871 SO THERE'S KIND OF LIKE TWO CRIMES, ONE IN THE PRESENT, ONE IN THE PAST THAT NEED TO BE 516 00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:34,808 SOLVED AND THE AUDIENCE WILL HAVE SOME FUN TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT 517 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:38,645 HAPPENED >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHO SENT YOU THE NOTE AND ALL THIS 518 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:43,483 STUFF -- IT'S JUST INSANE I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS 519 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:47,387 I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT AND WE GOT A TRAILER SENT TO US SO IT'S LIKE YOU GET A CARD 520 00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:55,762 THAT SAYS, LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO COME TO THE FUNERAL. YOU LIED, LUKE LIED. 521 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,131 >> YEAH, AND IT'S GOT THIS SENSE OF - >> Jimmy: I'M IN, I'M IN, I'M 522 00:34:58,131 --> 00:35:02,035 IN, I'M IN IF I GET THAT, I GO, "WHAT WOW, I'M IN. 523 00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:03,770 >> YEAH, IT HAS THAT SENSE OF LIKE HAVING BEEN FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL REUNION YOU DON'T 524 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:08,875 WANT TO. CAUSE I'M HAVING TO RETURN TO THE COUNTRY TOWN THAT I GREW UP 525 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:13,813 IN LIKE 20 YEARS AGO, AND TRY AND UNCOVER THE TRUTH OF WHAT OCCURRED 526 00:35:13,813 --> 00:35:15,448 AND GENEVIEVE O'REILLY IS IN THE FILM WITH ME AND SHE'S INCREDIBLE AS WELL IN THIS 527 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:20,053 AMAZING CAST BUT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SPENT A COUPLE OF HOURS IN 528 00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:23,089 AUSTRALIA BY THE TIME YOU FINISH WITH THIS FILM. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATS ON THE 529 00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:25,158 GREAT REVIEWS, BUDDY AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 530 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:29,195 HERE'S ERIC BANA IN "THE DRY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 531 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:34,434 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? >> NO, I'M OKAY, I'LL JUST - MY DAD USED TO WORK HERE WHEN I 532 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:38,838 WAS A KID. SO I WAS JUST REMINISCING, YOU KNOW 533 00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:43,343 >> FALK. >> YEAH, AARON >> DR. LEIGH, CHRIS LEIGH. 534 00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:48,448 >> RIGHT >> SO YOU KNEW THE HADLERS YEAH, YOU KNOW EVERYONE IN THIS 535 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:57,424 JOB. >> YEAH, SOMETIMES TOO WELL, I BET. 536 00:35:57,424 --> 00:36:02,462 >> HEY, I WAS WONDERING WITH LUKE, ANY OBVIOUS SIGNS OF DISTRESS 537 00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:07,901 WITH KAREN BRUISING OR ANYTHING >> YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU 538 00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:11,738 THAT WELCOME HOME >> THANKS. 539 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:14,607 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 540 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:18,178 ERIC BANA, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "THE DRY" IN THEATERS 541 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:21,781 AND ON DEMAND THIS FRIDAY. HAVE THE BEST DAY, BUD THANKS YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 542 00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:24,417 ON OUR SHOW. >> THANK YOU, MATE GREAT TO SEE YOU 543 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:26,386 >> Jimmy: MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 544 00:36:26,386 --> 00:36:42,936 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 545 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:46,306 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW SINGLE, "RAM PAM PAM," HERE'S NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G. 546 00:36:46,306 --> 00:36:50,076 NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:36:52,245 --> 00:36:58,885 * 548 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:12,866 * WHATCHA GOING TO DO * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 549 00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:48,435 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 550 00:37:48,435 --> 00:38:24,471 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 551 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:56,836 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 552 00:38:56,836 --> 00:39:22,629 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 553 00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:45,352 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 554 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:56,730 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * SUP JIMMY JIMMY FALLON 555 00:39:56,730 --> 00:40:08,875 BECKY BECKY BECKY YEAH PINA RECORDS * * 556 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:08,908 YEAH PINA RECORDS * * 557 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:12,712 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 558 00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:19,619 JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE. WILLOW WILL BE HERE. 559 00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:22,522 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM WILLOW, FEATURING TRAVIS BARKER. MY THANKS AGAIN TO P!NK, 560 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:28,695 ERIC BANA, NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G, AND THE ROOTS OVER THERE FROM 561 00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:34,701 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANKS FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 562 00:40:34,701 --> 00:40:39,172 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE