>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - P!NK
ERIC BANA, MUSCIAL GUESTS NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1464
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU. PLEASE RELAX WELCOME, EVERYONE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, YESTERDAY, THE DIRECTOR OF THE CDC APPEARED ON
FOUR SUNDAY MORNING TALK SHOWS TO DEFEND THE QUICK REVERSAL OF MASK RECOMMENDATIONS FOR
VACCINATED AMERICANS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
SEE, HALF OF THE AUDIENCE IS CLAPPING BECAUSE I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
NEW RULES. AMERICA HASN'T FELT THIS CONFUSED SINCE DUNKIN' DONUTS
STARTED SELLING AVOCADO TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO.
>> Steve: WHERE AM I >> Jimmy: I GET IT, IT'S A A CONFUSING TIME WHEN BEST BUY
HAS TOUGHER HEALTH RULES THAN THE CDC. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, SOMEHOW CDC GUIDELINES HAVE BECOME MORE CONFUSING THAN A PARKING SIGN
IN NEW YORK CITY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAN I STAND HERE NO YOU CAN STAND HERE ON TUESDAYS
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT FOR THE NEW GUIDELINES TO
WORK, THE CDC IS ASKING AMERICANS TO BE HONEST ABOUT THEIR VACCINATION STATUS
[ LAUGHTER ] REALLY PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN TELL THE
TRUTH ON THEIR TINDER PROFILES [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
COME ON. IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME MEANWHILE, TODAY, EVEN
PRESIDENT BIDEN TRIED TO ADD CLARITY TO THE COVID SITUATION I DON'T THINK HE HELPED ANYBODY
DRESSED AS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW WE'RE DOING HALF-MASKS WE'RE DOING HALF-MASKS NOW
* SLOWL OF THE NIGHT * BUT BIDEN ANNOUNCED SOME GOOD
NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PANDEMIC BEGAN CASES ARE DOWN IN ALL
50 STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THAT'S GREAT NEWS. THAT'S RIGHT COVID NUMBERS ARE DOWN AND
INSTAGRAM POSTS OF PEOPLE'S BRUNCHES ARE WAY UP. [ APPLAUSE ]
LOOK AT THOSE EGGS WOW. LIKE
BIDEN ALSO ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SEND 20 MILLION MORE VACCINE DOSES ABROAD BY THE END OF
JUNE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
THAT'S GOOD. YOU NOW THAT WHEN THE VACCINES COME BACK HOME, THEY'LL BE
LIKE, "IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED PFIZER." [ LAUGHTER ]
I WENT TO BARCELONA -- OKAY ALL RIGHT.
OKAY >> Steve: HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE?
>> Jimmy: TWO DAYS [ LAUGHTER ] TWO DAYS
SPEAKING OF BIDEN, THIS WEEKEND, A "NEW YORK TIMES" REPORT REVEALED WHAT THE
PRESIDENT IS LIKE, ACCORDING TO PEOPLE WHO WORK CLOSELY WITH HIM.
THEY SAY BIDEN'S OBSESSED WITH DETAILS, ASKS MANY QUESTIONS, AND DISPLAYS UNEXPECTED WARMTH
IT'S ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN TO RELEASE THE MOST BORING TELL-ALL BOOK OF ALL-TIME.
OH, WOW. HE FLOSSES, TOO. THE REPORT ALSO SAYS THAT
BIDEN'S DRINK OF CHOICE IS ORANGE GATORADE. IS IT?
OR IS IT JUST WATER WITH METAMUCIL? [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, SURE GATORADE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
GATORADE YEAH APPARENTLY, BIDEN ALSO DOESN'T
LIKE TO BE SERVED LEAFY GREENS CAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF BEING PHOTOGRAPHED WITH SOMETHING IN
HIS TEETH. THE WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN IS LIKE, "WE'RE NOW ON YEAR FIVE
OF NOT SERVING SALAD." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S CHANGE GEARS HERE.
WELL, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT "60 MINUTES" HAD
A PIECE ON THE EXISTENCE OF UFOs AND THIS IS WHAT A FORMER TOP
PENTAGON OFFICIAL HAD TO SAY
>> SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS
THAT UFOs ARE REAL >> BILL, I THINK WE'RE BEYOND THAT ALREADY
>> SOUNDS NUTTY, WACKY >> I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT IT DOESN'T SOUND WACKY.
WHAT I'M TELLING YOU -- IT'S REAL THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS IT
WHAT ARE ITS INTENTIONS? WHAT ARE ITS CAPABILITIES?
>> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS GOATEE [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT ARE ITS INTENTIONS? YES, IT'S WACKY. YES, IT'S NUTTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S KIND OF EDGY AND I'M ALSO IN A SWING BAND
I HAD NO IDEA THE TOP PENTAGON OFFICIAL WAS ALSO IN CHARGE OF ALL THE ELVES IN THE NORTH
POLE [ LAUGHTER ] HERMEY DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE
TOYS ALL I KNOW IS IF ALIENS ARE REAL, IT MEANS WE'RE A YEAR
AWAY FROM SEEING THIS. >> I'M LESLEY STAHL. >> I'M BILL WHITAKER
>> I'M ANDERSON COOPER >> AND I AM GORGALACK 368. >> Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY IS
MAY 17th, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TAX DAY.
YEAH [ CROWD BOOS ] WHAT WAS THAT?
YEAH, I GET IT THE MOST POPULAR GOOGLE SEARCH TODAY WAS, "CAN I WRITE OFF MY
HOME IF IT'S ALSO MY OFFICE? AND "CAN I WRITE OFF MY BED IF IT'S ALSO MY DESK?
SINCE IT'S TAX DAY, CAN WE SEE WHAT THE HEAD OF THE IRS LOOKS LIKE
YEAH, DON'T WORRY IF YOU FORGOT TO FILE YOUR TAXES HE LOOKS PRETTY UNDERSTANDING.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN I SEE HIM AGAIN? CAN WE BRING IT --
[ LAUGHTER ] HE LOOKS LIKE HIS SON JUST TOLD HIM, "I NEED 10 GRAND FOR
DEEJAY SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT
PABST BLUE RIBBON AND ENTENMANN'S ARE TEAMING UP TO RELEASE A NEW PARING OF HARD
COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS ]
>> Steve: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND TO MAKE IT A
A TRULY BALANCED BREAKFAST JUST THROW IN HALF A PACK OF NEWPORT LIGHTS
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S - SPEAKING OF NEW PRODUCTS, I HEARD THAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS
LAUNCHING A BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED DRINK CALLED "MOUNTAIN DEW CAKE SMASH."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YEP. ON THE CAN, THE NUTRITION FACTS
JUST SAY, "COME ON." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN
CALIFORNIA SAYS SHE ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED A A $26 MILLION LOTTERY TICKET IN
THE WASHING MACHINE. WHEN SHE TOLD LOTTERY OFFICIALS THAT SHE LOST A $26 MILLION
LOTTERY TICKET, THE GUY BEHIND HER IN LINE WAS LIKE, "YES, I ALSO LOST A $26 MILLION LOTTERY
TICKET." [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
IT IS MONDAY WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO BE BACK.
WE GOT A FANTASTIC WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN STUDIO, TINA FEY, WILL BE HERE
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: BLAKE SHELTON, FRAN LEBOWITZ, AND CONSTANCE WU
WILL ALL BE JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A WEEK.
BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HER NEW DOCUMENTARY "P!NK: ALL
I KNOW SO FAR," IS AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
SHE'S ALWAYS AWESOME P!NK IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
UNBELIEVABLE PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE DRY.
IT'S ALREADY OUT IN AUSTRALIA. IT'S GETTING CRAZY GOOD REVIEWS.
IT'S LIKE 95 ON ROTTEN TOMATOES AND I KNOW IT'S CALLED THE "THE DRY.
ERIC BANA IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GOOD MUSIC FROM
NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BIDEN'S
VENMO. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO THAT
YOU CAN GO ON ANYONE'S VENMO, YOU SEE, LIKE, WHAT THEY SPENT THEIR MONEY ON
>> StevE: YEAH, IT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT - THAT SEEMS WRONG, ISN'T IT
WELL, I GUESS "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED THAT BIDEN LIKES TO SEND HIS GRANDKIDS
MONEY ON VENMO [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THIS IS IN THAT BORING BOOK
COMING OUT NEXT WEEK WELL, WITHIN ABOUT TEN MINUTES I GUESS REPORTERS FROM BUZZFEED
WERE ABLE TO FIND HIS ACCOUNT. YEAH WHAT
>> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
WHAT HE'S NOT ALONE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON
USE VENMO. AND YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR INSTANCE, LET ME SHOW YOU,
SENTATOR JOHN HOEVEN, SENT SENATOR ANGUS KING $50 FOR DINNER WHEN WE WERE BOTH PAN AM
PILOTS IN 1988 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HE'S PAYING BACK AN
OLD DEBT >> Jimmy: HE'S PAYING BACK AN OLD DEBT
YEAH >> Steve: YEAH YEAH, BY USING A MODERN --
>> Jimmy: AND THEN NEXT UP - >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: SENATOR MARK KELLY
SENT SENATOR RAND PAUL $15 FOR BORROWING ONE OF HIS POODLE TOUPEES.
[ SLIDEWHISTLE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD
SENT SENATOR RON WYDEN $60 FOR MATCHING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY, "WE HATE THE SUN."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH WOW >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
HERE, SENATOR GARY PETERS SENT CONGRESSMAN DON YOUNG $3 FOR UNLOCKING MY iPHONE WITH YOUR
FACE [ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE?
>> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
>> Steve: NO, IT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, SENATOR JOE --
>> Steve: CHARGE HIM $3 FOR THAT >> Jimmy: HE CHARGED $3.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JUST TO SEE IF HE COULD DO IT.
>> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN DO IT >> Jimmy: HEY, CAN YOU UNLOCK -
>> Steve: YOU THINK IT WAS LIKE, I'LL BET YOU $3 I CAN UNLOCK YOUR IPHONE WITH MY -
>> Jimmy: NO, HE GIVES IT TO HIM, HE GOES - >> Steve: HE GOES, "HEY, $3 IF
YOU CAN OPEN THIS FOR ME." >> Jimmy: UNLOCKED IT. >> Steve: I'M WEARING A MASK
>> Jimmy: NEXT UP, SENATOR JOE MANCHIN SENT SENATOR BILL CASSIDY $75 FOR AN
INITIATION FEE FOR THE MEN WHO LOOK LIKE BIRDS CLUB [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW THAT'S A CLUB THEY'RE STARTING >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA
THIS IS ALL COMING UP. BUZZFEED'S FINDING OUT ALL OF THIS
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, CONGRESSMAN THOMAS MASSIE SENT
SENATOR JIM INHOFE $100 FOR LETTING HIM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, CONGRESSMAN BRAD SHERMAN SENT
CONGRESSMAN PAUL TONKO $100 FOR LETTING HIM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS.
THERE YOU GO IT'S WORTH THE MONEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE'S ALL OF THE VENMO TRANSACTIONS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE DO YOU LOVE PODCASTS YOU LISTEN TO THEM
>> Steve: OH, YOU KNOW, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE AN APP
YOU LISTEN TO? LIKE PODCASTS ON DIFFERENT APP A PODCAST APP?
>> Steve: YEAH, SURE IT'S CALLED PODCAST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MY APP IS CALLED, LIKE, CASTAWAY OR SOMETHING. >> Steve: IS IT REALLY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE I USE, YEAH >> Steve: WHAT IS THAT
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IT'S PURPLE AND IT'S LIKE MADE BY APPLE IT'S CALLED PODCASTS
>> Jimmy: MINE IS CALLED LIKE - >> Steve: CASTAWAY
>> Jimmy: CASTOFF OR SOMETHING, YEAH >> Steve: OR LIKE A BLAST
OFF -- >> Jimmy: LOOKS LIKE AN OLD RADIO TOWER.
BEAMING SOMETHING. >> Steve: BEAMING KNOWLEDGE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
>> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE PODCASTS. AND I JUST -- I BROUGHT MY
HEADPHONES WITH ME >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT I'M GLAD YOU DID
>> Jimmy: WHERE'D I PUT THEM AGAIN? >> Steve: THEY'RE DOWN AROUND
YOUR NECK. RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
HERE THEY ARE. >> Steve: THEY'VE BECOME A PART OF YOU
YOU LOVE PODCASTS SO MUCH -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE PODCASTS. I MEAN, YEAH, I LET IT GO
THROUGH MY -- TO MY JAWLINE. >> Steve: LIKE JAWBONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, JAWBONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS RATTLES MY BRAIN 'TIL I GET --
>> Steve: UNTIL THE KNOWLEDGE POURS IN, MAN. >> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE THEM
I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST THING IT'S THE BEST WAY TO PASS TIME IF YOU'RE ON A WALK.
YOU'RE GOING TO WORK >> Steve: YEP, SURE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING -
>> Steve: ON VACATION? >> Jimmy: WELL, IF THE CDC ALLOWS
BUT YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
BUT YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOING FOR A WALK, GO TO WALK TO WORK GOING ON THE SUBWAY.
>> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, PODCASTS ARE THE BEST
SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH MY PODCAST APP.
I HAV THE -- >> Steve: BLASTOFF YEAH, CASTAWAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OOH, BLASTOFF IS A A GOOD NAME.
>> Steve: BLASTOFF IS A GOOD ONE, BLASTING OFF PODCASTS >> Jimmy: YEAH, BLAST OFF
PODCASTS SO ANYWAYS I NOTICED THAT THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURE
PODCASTS >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, STUFF I'VE
NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE SO NOW I THOUGHT WE WOULD CHECK A FEW OF THEM OUT.
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." HERE WE GO
* * TONIGHT SHO
PODCASTS * * >> Jimmy: NOW, LET'S PUT THIS
IN HERE. >> Steve: PUT IN THE AUX CABLE, THERE YOU GO
YEAH, NICE >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE WE GO. SO, THE FIRST PODCAST --
>> Steve: OH YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO THESE. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE NOT GOING TO -- WE CAN'T HEAR THEM? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT NOW?
>> Steve: WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HEAR THEM? >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA
AGAIN, THIS IS -- IF YOU HAVE AN APP AT HOME AND YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THESE PODCASTS, DO
IT I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU KNOW WHICH ONES ARE OUT
>> Steve: WOW, GREAT >> Jimmy: IF THEY COME THROUGH -- I MEAN, THESE ARE
MY - THESE ALSO HAVE -- THEY'RE HEADPHONES, BUT THEY'RE --
>> Steve: NOISE CANCELLING >> Jimmy: NO -- FOR ME I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
IT PROJECTS MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, OKAY, SO THEY'RE
LIKE SPEAKERS. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WEARING A LITTLE -- LIKE WEARING A BOOM
BOX ON YOUR HEAD >> Steve: A LITTLE SPEAKER, SURE
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S LIKE LITTLE SPEAKERS. >> Steve: A BOOM BOX ON YOUR
HEAD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YEAH. SO THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS
A RELATIONSHIP ADVICE SHOW HOSTED BY PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. >> Steve: OH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: HE CALLS IT "THE OLD DOG AND PONY SHOW WITH THE MISSUS OR BOY FELLA IN YOUR
LIFE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PRETTY LONG TITLE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GIVE IT A LISTEN HERE WE GO
>> USED TO BE, YOU CAN GO ON A A FIRST DATE TO THE MALT SHOP AND SHARE A ROOT BEER FLOAT.
IF YOU CAN GULP IT ALL DOWN IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES, THAT MEANT YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE
TOGETHER FOREVER WENT OUT ONCE WITH THIS BALD GAL, WE CALLED HER PIGTAIL
SALLY. SPENT THE WHOLE DAY SPITTING CHERRY PITS AT THE LOCAL SODA
JERK IF YOU HIT HIM IN THE TEMPLE OR MADE HIS KNEES BUCKLE, YOU EACH
GOT 15 SECONDS UNDER A NAPKIN TO TELL EACH OTHER LOVE SECRETS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE BIZARRE.
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ALL OF THESE, BUT THERE'S JUST NEW ONES I'VE JUST HEARD
>> Steve: THESE ARE NEW ONES YOU ARE ENAMORED WITH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH YOU LOVE THESE PODCASTS. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT PODCAST
HERE -- THIS ONE HERE. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE IT, IT'S A VIRTUAL SCREEN
>> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: SO NOW I CAN SEE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, WOW. OH, MY GOSH. YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE LIST
YOU HAVE THE VIRTUAL CONTACTS IN >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Steve: YOU HAVE VIRTUAL CONTACTS IN. >> Jimmy: WELL, WHEN THE SCREEN
IS ON, I CAN'T SEE >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU, I'M GOING THROUGH THE -
>> Steve: YEAH, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH -- >> Jimmy: THE MAIN SCREEN HERE
THIS NEXT PODCAST IS A SCRIPTED MURDER MYSTERY IT'S CALLED "CHER OF EASTOWN,"
SO CHER IS A HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE IN SMALL TOWN PENNSYLVANIA
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS.
>> HEY CHER, HOW IS THE INVESTIGATION GOING? * I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I HEAR THAT NO EVIDENCE, NO SUSPECT.
* I REALLY DON'T THIN YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH NO * >> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET
THE FBI TAKE OVER. * BUT I CAN'T DO THAT * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT GOES ON >> Steve: IT GOES ON >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: HOW MANY EPISODES ON THAT ONE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Steve: HOW MANY EPISODES ON THAT ONE >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST ONE
75-MINUTE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED "THE
FAST AND THE FURIOUS PITCH ROOM PODCAST. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: I GUESS -- IT GIVES EVERYONE A UNIQUE BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT HOW
THEY COME UP WITH THE NEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE IDEAS >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK THIS OUT >> WHAT IF THEY DROVE CARS AGAIN?
>> OH, SURE. >> YES >> DEFINITELY.
>> WHAT IF THERE WERE SOME MORE EXPLOSIONS >> YES
>> YEAH! YES. >> YES, EXPLOSIONS
>> DEFINITELY. >> AND MAYBE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE STRONG GUYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT ARE THE STRONG GUYS ALSO BALD
>> OF COURSE >> BALD AND STRONG >> TOTALLY
>> STRONGER, BALDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GREAT.
THIS NEXT PODCAST IS CALLED "COCKPIT TALK. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: APPARENTLY THEY RECORD IT FROM THE COCKPIT OF A SPIRIT AIRLINES FLIGHT
MID-FLIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MID-FLIGHT, THEY
RECORD A PODCAST >> Jimmy: SOUNDS INTERESTING TO ME
>> Steve: LET'S HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF
THESE BUTTONS DO >> I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD. >> I MEAN, CAN'T BE THAT HARD
RIGHT? >> HERE, LET ME PUSH THIS ONE. [ ALARM
>> HMM YOU WANT TO JUST PRESS SOME MORE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
>> SURE. [ BEEPING [ BEEPING
>> WARNING WARNING. WARNING.
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] WARNING.
>> Steve: WARNING. >> Jimmy: WARNING. >> Steve: WARNING.
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT PODCAST -- >> Steve: OH, YOU TOOK -- OH >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST GOING
TO DO IT >> Steve: OH, NOW IT'S YOUR BRAIN.
NOW IT'S STRAIGHT TO YOUR BRAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS LIKE --
I GO RIGHT THROUGH -- THIS IS THE WAY TO WEAR THEM, ACTUALLY IF YOU -- NO ONE EVER READS THE
INSTRUCTIONS ANYWAY. >> Steve: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: IF YOU DO, THIS THE
HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THE HEADPHONES >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THEY GO ON YOU HEAD. >> Steve: THEY'RE NOT CALLED EARPHONES, THEY'RE HEADPHONES.
WOW. >> Jimmy: FINALLY, THIS LAST PODCAST IS CALLED
"GILBERT GOTTFRIED CLOCK." SEEMS PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY. I GUESS FAMOUS COMEDIAN
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HELPS TELL YOU THE TIME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, YOU PUT IT BACK ON YOUR COMPUTER NOW IT'S BACK ON THE SCREEN.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT IT -- LET'S SEE -- LET'S HEAR -- LET'S LISTEN TO THIS
>> IT'S 11:45! [ LAUGHTER ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S 11:46 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S
IT RIGHT THERE THAT'S IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH P!NK,
EVERYBODY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST WHO HAS A NEW DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT
THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO CALLED, "P!NK: ALL I KNOW SO FAR."
PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY P!NK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* AH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI, BUD!
>> HI! >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AW, THANKS FOR THE HUG
I LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU PRETTY RECENTLY, BECAUSE WE
HAD STEVE BUSCEMI ON THE SHOW. AND HE WAS EXPLAIN -- HE TOLD ME SOME STORY THAT SOUNDED
PRETTY INSANE. THIS IS -- WHEN YOU WERE FIRST STARTED OUT, YOU RAN UP TO HIM
BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY WAS MR. PINK IN "RESERVOIR DOGS. AND HE SAID HE THINKS YOU CAME
UP TO HIM AND SAID LIKE, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT I'M NAMED AFTER YOU.
AND I'M GOING TO BE BIG ONE DAY. OR SOMETHING
HE WAS FREAKING OUT ABOUT BUYING A GIFT OR SOMETHING FOR -- HE HAD A BIG, LONG
STORY, BUT HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED, AND HE THINKS IT WAS YOU AND HE NEVER GOT A
A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND IS THIS A REAL STORY
>> OH, I -- NO, IT'S A REAL STORY. BUT TO BE FAIR, I RAN AT HIM ON
A NEW YORK STREET. I PHYSICALLY -- I'M LIKE A A HUMMINGBIRD WITH MY LOVE
I'M VERY AGGRESSIVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I WAS JUST THIS PINK -- I
REMEMBER I WAS DRESSED, LIKE, ALL -- A SILVER ENSEMBLE AND I HAD SHORT PINK HAIR AND
A TONGUE RING. AND I JUST -- "YOU'RE STEVE BUSCEMI AND YOU'RE
MR. PINK AND I'M P!NK. AND YOU'RE PINK, AND I'M GOING TO BE SO FAMOUS, AND I JUST
LOVE YOU." AND THEN I GOT MY -- AND HE'S LIKE, "WHAT THE -- [ BLEEP ]?"
[ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE, "AHH! I WOULD HAVE REACTED THAT WAY,
TOO. IT WAS A LOT IT WAS A LOT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE?
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL THIS TIME, FOR LIKE
20 YEARS, I WAS LIKE, "THAT GUY HATES ME." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
WELL, ANYWAY, HE WAS EMBARRASSED AND HE WAS LIKE -- BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW WHO
YOU ARE NOW. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE LIVING UNDER A ROCK
THIS WEEKEND -- YOU HAVE A HUGE WEEKEND. YOU'RE GETTING THE ICON AWARD
AT THE BILLBOARD - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS.
JUST -- DON'T LISTEN FOR A A SECOND I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE
KNOW WHO ELSE -- THIS HAS ONLY BEEN GIVEN OUT TEN TIMES HERE'S THE PEOPLE ON THE LIST.
CELINE DION, MARIAH CAREY, CHER, JANET JACKSON, GARTH BROOKS, JENNIFER LOPEZ,
STEVIE WONDER, AND PRINCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE P!NK
>> THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S THE OLD LADY AWARD
I'M GETTING THE OLD LADY AWARD THEY WANT ME TO GO." >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S
UNBELIEVABLE >> BUT NO, IT'S AMAZING! I READ THE NAMES, I WAS LIKE,
"THEY GOT THIS WRONG THERE'S SO MANY OTHER NAMES THAT SHOULD BE THERE."
>> Jimmy: NO >> IT'S A HUGE HONOR ANYTIME THEY GIVE ME EIGHT
MINUTES TO PERFORM, I'M LIKE, "OH, IT'S ON." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, I'M VERY, VERY -- I'M PROBABLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PERFORMANCE MORE THAN I
HAVE LOOKED FORWARD TO ONE IN A VERY LONG TIME I'M VERY NERVOUS
>> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, LIKE, "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
P!NK LIVE? AND I GO, "YEAH. AND THEY GO, "IT'S THE BEST
CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO. IT'S AMAZING." >> AW, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
I'M TERRIBLE AT A LOT OF THINGS BUT I CAN PERFORM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN. THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT AND I LOVE THIS, BY THE WAY. P!NK, "ALL I KNOW SO FAR:
SETLIST," YOUR FIRST EVER LIVE ALBUM. I LOVE THE NAME.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER WANTED TO DO A LIVE ALBUM.
>> NOPE. I NEVER WANTED TO DO A A DOCUMENTARY, EITHER.
BUT HERE WE ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU DID
BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE ON THE SHOW THIS IS FANTASTIC. GIVES US SOMETHING TO TALK
ABOUT. BUT YEAH >> I JUST MISS -- I MISS LIVE
MUSIC. AND IT'S JUST -- I THINK WE ALL DO
I MISS SWEATING WITH STRANGERS AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I LISTENED TO THIS SET LIST ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
AND I JUST FELT SO GOOD AT THE END. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE STILL,
AFTER 20 YEARS, THINK I'M JUST THIS MAN-HATING, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD -
"SO WHAT RAH! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT WE DO SO MANY FUN COVERS AND SO MANY GENRES OF MUSIC. AND THERE'S QUEEN COVERS
AND "TIME AFTER TIME." AND I JUST FELT REALLY HAPPY ONE OF THE -- WE DO "WE ARE THE
CHAMPIONS" AND "ROCKIN' RIO" IN BRAZIL I WAS JUST INSTANTLY BACK THERE
WITH 100,000 PEOPLE SWEATING AND HAPPY. AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
THE RECORD MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. >> Jimmy: P!NK, WHO DIRECTED THIS AGAIN
>> MICHAEL GRACEY, FROM "THE GREATEST SHOWMAN." >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICHAEL GRACEY, "GREATEST SHOWMAN.
AMAZING DIRECTOR AND I THINK, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD BE LIKE, "DOCUMENT
EVERYTHING." BECAUSE YOU PUT ON THESE SHOWS THAT ARE, LIKE WHEW!
DO YOU GET A CHANCE TO EVER LOOK AT YOUR WORK AND GO LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I DID THAT.
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL." >> YEAH, I DON'T EXPERIENCE THINGS IN REAL-TIME.
IT TAKES ME A WHILE. I LOOK BACK AND THEN I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW
LIKE, I HUNG FROM THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING WHY?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT WITH THIS -- WITH THIS DOCUMENTARY, I WAS LIKE, YOU
KNOW WHAT? AS KIDS, YOU NARRATE YOUR LIFE AND YOU TELL THESE STORIES,
LIKE, ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD AND EVERYBODY HAD A TERRIBLE AND "MY MOM LOCKED ME IN A
A CLOSET, I'M SURE OF IT AND I WAS NEVER FED. AND SO WHATEVER STORIES MY KIDS
COME UP WITH ABOUT ME, THIS DOCUMENTARY WILL PROVE THAT THEY'RE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON FOR DOING THIS.
SO THAT THEY CAN SEE MOMMY WAS ALWAYS LOVING AND GAVE YOU A A GREAT LIFE
>> THAT'S IT >> Jimmy: SEE? YOU NEED THAT, YEAH.
SO YEAH, LAWYER UP THAT'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE YOU. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HERE'S P!NK IN HER NEW DOCUMENTARY, "ALL I KNOW SO FAR," AMAZON PRIME VIDEO
TAKE A LOOK.
*
>> THEY GREW UP WITH THE HOTELS AND THE JETS AND THE NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS
LIKE MONEY AND SAFETY. AND I'M THEIR MOM, I'M THEIR FRIEND, BUT ONE DAY --
YOU KNOW ONE DAY, THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THROUGH ALL OF IT THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THE ACT
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THROUGH THE STRENGTH AND THEY'RE GOING TO FIND THE TRUTH UNDERNEATH, I
HOPE AND THEY'RE GOING TO DISCOVER LITTLE ALECIA WHO'S STILL
HIDING IN HERE WHO'S STILL LEARNING HOW TO HEAL
AND I JUST HOPE THEY HAVE THE GRACE AND THE HEART TO ACCEPT MY MORTALITY AND TO ACCEPT THAT
I'M HUMAN, LIKE THEM AND THEN, THEY'LL HAVE THEIR OWN KIDS
AND SO, THE CYCLE CONTINUES, ALL OF IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: FLYING THROUGH WEMBLEY. FLYING THROUGH WEMBLEY
SO COOL. P!NK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
P!NK AND I ARE PLAYING A A BRAND-NEW GAME AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND COME ON BACK IT'S GOING TO BE FUN
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH P!NK NOW --
>> HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY KNOW
A LOT OF FAMOUS SONGS. SO I WANTED TO PUT YOUR MUSIC KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A NEW
GAME CALLED "MISNAME THAT SONG." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* MISNAME THAT SONG MISNAME THAT SONG * *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO WE EACH HAVE A STACK OF CARDS WITH THE INCORRECT NAMES
OF VARIOUS FAMOUS SONGS ON THEM NOW, ALL OF THESE NAMES ARE
CLOSE TO THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE SONG, BUT NOT QUITE RIGHT. WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, YOU WILL
DRAW A CARD AND READ OUT THE MESSED UP VERSION OF THAT SONG TITLE.
THEN THE OTHER PERSON TRIES TO GUESS THE CORRECT SONG TITLE BASED ONLY ON THAT CLUE.
WE HAVE TO GUESS AS MANY SONGS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT
YOU READY? >> WHOO! OKAY
YEP. >> Jimmy: P!NK, SINCE YOU'RE THE GUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO
GUESS FIRST. LET'S GET 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
COME ON. WE GOT THIS PART LET'S GO
AND GO SALUTATIONS, JUDITH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> GREETINGS, JUDY GREETING -- EH I DON'T KNOW
NEXT >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AT SUCH TIME IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AT SUCH TIMES IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL. CAREY, I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THAT SONG
GOD, THESE ARE HARD. I KNEW THESE WERE GOING TO BE HARD
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU DIDN'T >> AT SUCH TIMES IN WHICH BIRDS GET EMOTIONAL.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A PRINCE SONG PRINCE PRINCE SONG.
>> "PURPLE RAIN" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN PUR -- OH, MY
GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ]
OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS IT! WE LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT'S NOT FAIR.
OKAY >> THAT WAS TERRIBLE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- THAT WAS
"WHEN DOVES CRY. >> OH. I KNOW THAT SONG
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT'S MY
TURN NOW LET'S PUT ANOTHER 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
PICK UP THE CARD AND READ THE MISNAMED SONG AND, I'M GOING TO TRY TO GUESS
HERE WE GO >> THIS ONE IS SO EASY [ APPLAUSE ]
WILLIAM -- WILLIAM JEAN. >> Jimmy: "BILLIE JEAN." [ DING ]
>> CONTACT ME VIA TELEPHONE, POTENTIALLY. >> Jimmy: CALL ME -- "CALL ME
MAYBE. [ DING ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> PLEASE CONTINUE HAVING FAITH IN THAT THING. >> Jimmy: FAITH?
DO YOU BELIEVE >> DON'T STOP -- >> Jimmy: "DON'T STOP
BELIEVING. [ DING ] >> EXPLOSIVE STICK
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "DYNAMITE" [ DING ]
>> YEAH. THIS IS UNFAIR >> Jimmy: WE'RE ON THE SAME
TEAM, BUD. >> OH, WE ARE? OH, YOU'RE DOING GREAT
[ LAUGHTER ] THE AROMA OF ADOLESCENT ENERGY >> Jimmy: HUH?
>> THE AROMA OF ADOLESCENT ENERGY >> Jimmy: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN
SPIRIT." [ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD, BUD. >> I VOW -- I VOW TO CONTINUE
TO EXIST [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I -- I DON'T KNOW.
I PROMISE YOU? I PROMISE TO LIVE? >> "I WILL SURVIVE."
>> Jimmy: OH, OF COURSE. GLORIA GAYNOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I PROMISE TO LIVE! ALL RIGHT, BUD WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST -- THE
LAST ROUND WE'RE GOING TO SEE HOW MANY SONGS WE CAN NAME TOGETHER
OKAY WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS DRAWING CARDS.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND GUESSING I'LL START US OFF BY READING
THE FIRST CLUE AND THEN YOU GO, THEN I GO, THEN YOU GO.
READY? LET'S GET A LOT. >> OKAY, I GOT THIS.
>> Jimmy: YEP, YOU GOT THIS. ALL RIGHT, FUZZY FRUITS. >> OH.
"PEACHES." [ DING ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU GOT IT YES, YOU GOT IT. >> YES
>> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR TURN >> OH, IT'S MY TURN. VILLAINOUS DUDE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> VILLAINOUS DUDE >> Jimmy: EVIL -
VILLAINOUS DUDE? EVIL GUY >> BILLIE EILISH
BILLIE EILISH? >> Jimmy: OH, "BAD GUY." "BAD GUY."
[ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: STRIKE ME AGAIN INFANT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT"?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO INFANT, INFANT >> BABY --
"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!" [ DING ] >> Jimmy: YES, YES, YES!
[ APPLAUSE ] GO, GO, GO >> OH!
IN THE STYLE OF A ROCK FALLING DOWN A HILL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: ROLLING STONE -- "LIKE A ROLLING STONE.
[ DING ] >> BOB DYLAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"LIKE A ROLLING STONE," YES. * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL P!NK, EVERYBODY. YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER NEW
DOCUMENTARY, "P!NK: ALL I KNOW SO FAR," WHICH IS OUT ON THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO
THE COOLEST. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR STARRING IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE DRY,"
WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 21ST. HERE HE IS, ERIC BANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BUD, HEY >> HI, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD I LIKE YOUR ROOM
THIS IS THE KIND OF FUN THING ABOUT ZOOMS, I GET TO SEE THE ROOM
I LIKE - >> WELL, I GOT TO SAY, IT'S PRETTY UNIQUE, JUST COMING DOWN
A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, INSTEAD OF FLYING 24 HOURS TO BE ON THE SHOW
SO THIS IS PRETTY COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE -- WHAT TIME
IS IT NOW IN AUSTRALIA >> IT'S ABOUT 7:30 IN THE MORNING.
>> Jimmy: WOW. THANK YOU FOR DOING OUR MORNING SHOW, "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
I APPRECIATE THAT. >> IT'S A PLEASURE >> Jimmy: IS IT 7:30 IN THE
MORNING TOMORROW FOR ME, OR IS IT TODAY WHO'S LIVING IN THE --
>> NO, IT'S TOMORROW MATE, YOU'RE TIME-TRAVELING. IT'S TOMORROW.
WHAT DAY IS IT HERE? I'VE LOST TRACK, BUT YEAH, WE'RE AHEAD, MATE.
WE'RE AHEAD ON EVERYTHING. WE'RE AHEAD ON EVERYTHING. OKAY
SO JUST -- YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER WE'RE AHEAD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE FUTURE LIKE WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD
TO >> WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW, EVEN THOUGH, YOU
KNOW, WE'RE STILL IN THE PANDEMIC, I'M ABLE TO GO TO THE FOOTBALL EVERY WEEK AND WATCH
MY TEAM PLAY WITH 30 OR 40 THOUSAND OTHER PEOPLE SO I GUESS THAT IS WHAT THE
FUTURE LOOKS LIKE FOR YOU ALSO >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
CAN YOU ALSO -- JUST SIX RANDOM LOTTERY NUMBERS JUST TO GIVE TO US
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU -- HOW WAS QUARANTINE TREATING
YOU? DID YOU GO A LITTLE CRAZY? OR WERE YOU GOOD AT HOME
>> DO YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I REPRESENT A LITTLE BIT OF A BALANCE FOR YOUR
AUDIENCE AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES, IF I
CAN SHARE THIS, JIMMY. I DID NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID NOT BAKE ANY SOURDOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] I DID NOT PAINT.
I DID NOT START A PODCAST. I DID NOT PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN
I DID NOT UPLOAD A YOGA VIDEO. I DID NOT DO A YOGA VIDEO. I DID NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I -- SEE -- WOW.
AND NOW THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WELL, BESIDES GOING TO
FOOTBALL, I THINK THE FIRST THING I DID WAS I WAS JUST DYING TO GET OUT ON ONE OF MY
BIKES. SO I WENT MOUNTAIN BIKING WITH A BUDDY OF MINE.
AND WE HAD SUCH A STRICT LOCKDOWN HERE WHERE YOU COULDN'T TRAVEL MORE THAN TWO
OR THREE MILES FROM YOUR HOME. AND WE HAD A CURFEW. SO WHEN IT BROKE AND YOU COULD
GET OUT, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE CRAZY. IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF "MAD
MAX. IT WAS LIKE, I JUST NEED TO BURN SOME GASOLINE
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST NEED TO JUST BURN - IT WAS CRAZY OUT THERE
IT WAS JUST LIKE "MAD MAX 2," YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: JUST PILES OF
BONFIRES >> WHIPPING ACROSS THE DESERT, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "THE
DRY. CONGRATS, IT'S GOT AMAZING REVIEWS ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
I THINK IT'S LIKE 95 PERCENT IT'S A HIT ALREADY IN AUSTRALIA.
[ APPLAUSE ] IT IS BASED OFF OF THE BEST-SELLING BOOK --
>> YES, SO I READ THE BOOK BY JANE HARPER AND LOVED IT AND WE JUST DESPERATELY WANTED
TO TURN THIS INTO LIKE A BIG CINEMATIC VERSION OF THE STORY, WHICH WE DID
AND IT WAS A HUGE HIT HERE IN AUSTRALIA. AND WE HOPE THAT AMERICAN
AUDIENCES ENJOY IT I TELL YOU WANT, YOU CAN'T FLY TO AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW, BUT AT
THE END OF THIS FILM, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU SPENT A A COUPLE HOURS IN AUSTRALIA IN
A LITTLE COUNTRY TOWN. THAT'S THE PROMISE >> Jimmy: SO IS IT ALMOST ALSO
LIKE A TRAVEL MOVIE, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? >> WELL, OUR DEPICTION OF THIS
FICTITIOUS TOWN OF KIEWARRA IS SO ACCURATE, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU WERE HERE.
IT IS A WHODUNNIT. AND I PLAY A DETECTIVE WHO'S RETURNING HOME BECAUSE OF THE
FUNERAL OF HIS BEST FRIEND AND WE GET THE IMPRESSION STRAIGHT AWAY THAT HE'S NOT
WELCOME. AND WE FIND OUT THAT HE'S LINKED TO A CRIME IN THE PAST.
SO THERE'S KIND OF LIKE TWO CRIMES, ONE IN THE PRESENT, ONE IN THE PAST THAT NEED TO BE
SOLVED AND THE AUDIENCE WILL HAVE SOME FUN TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT
HAPPENED >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHO SENT YOU THE NOTE AND ALL THIS
STUFF -- IT'S JUST INSANE I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS
I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT AND WE GOT A TRAILER SENT TO US SO IT'S LIKE YOU GET A CARD
THAT SAYS, LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO COME TO THE FUNERAL. YOU LIED, LUKE LIED.
>> YEAH, AND IT'S GOT THIS SENSE OF - >> Jimmy: I'M IN, I'M IN, I'M
IN, I'M IN IF I GET THAT, I GO, "WHAT WOW, I'M IN.
>> YEAH, IT HAS THAT SENSE OF LIKE HAVING BEEN FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL REUNION YOU DON'T
WANT TO. CAUSE I'M HAVING TO RETURN TO THE COUNTRY TOWN THAT I GREW UP
IN LIKE 20 YEARS AGO, AND TRY AND UNCOVER THE TRUTH OF WHAT OCCURRED
AND GENEVIEVE O'REILLY IS IN THE FILM WITH ME AND SHE'S INCREDIBLE AS WELL IN THIS
AMAZING CAST BUT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SPENT A COUPLE OF HOURS IN
AUSTRALIA BY THE TIME YOU FINISH WITH THIS FILM. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATS ON THE
GREAT REVIEWS, BUDDY AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S ERIC BANA IN "THE DRY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? >> NO, I'M OKAY, I'LL JUST - MY DAD USED TO WORK HERE WHEN I
WAS A KID. SO I WAS JUST REMINISCING, YOU KNOW
>> FALK. >> YEAH, AARON >> DR. LEIGH, CHRIS LEIGH.
>> RIGHT >> SO YOU KNEW THE HADLERS YEAH, YOU KNOW EVERYONE IN THIS
JOB. >> YEAH, SOMETIMES TOO WELL, I BET.
>> HEY, I WAS WONDERING WITH LUKE, ANY OBVIOUS SIGNS OF DISTRESS
WITH KAREN BRUISING OR ANYTHING >> YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU
THAT WELCOME HOME >> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON.
ERIC BANA, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "THE DRY" IN THEATERS
AND ON DEMAND THIS FRIDAY. HAVE THE BEST DAY, BUD THANKS YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING
ON OUR SHOW. >> THANK YOU, MATE GREAT TO SEE YOU
>> Jimmy: MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW SINGLE, "RAM PAM PAM," HERE'S NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
* WHATCHA GOING TO DO * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
* SUP JIMMY JIMMY FALLON
BECKY BECKY BECKY YEAH PINA RECORDS * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE. WILLOW WILL BE HERE.
AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM WILLOW, FEATURING TRAVIS BARKER. MY THANKS AGAIN TO P!NK,
ERIC BANA, NATTI NATASHA AND BECKY G, AND THE ROOTS OVER THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANKS FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE