>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHANCE THE RAPPER,
FRED ARMISEN MUSICAL GUEST ALAN JACKSON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1463 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WELCOME. OH, MY GOODNESS. PLEASE
THANK YOU. WELCOME, RELAX WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE
YOU GUYS, OF COURSE, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS SO EXCITED THAT VACCINATED PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO
WEAR MASKS ANYMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
AMERICANS HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE WHITE CLAW DOUBLED THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.
[ CHEERS ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE AREN'T
SURE IF THEY CAN REALLY DITCH THEIR MASK YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE BEING ON A
A WORK RETREAT AND HAVING TO DO A TRUST FALL IT'S LIKE, IS THIS OKAY?
ARE WE DOING THIS? IS THIS REALLY OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
IT REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE A NEW DAY. THIS MORNING, I SAW TWO
STRANGERS TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS AND "LADY AND THE TRAMP" A HOT DOG.
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT
DITCHING THE MASK. BUT I PROMISE YOU, NO ONE IS HAPPIER ABOUT IT THAN
CHUCK SCHUMER'S EARS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S RIGHT AFTER THE CDC MADE THEIR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, PRESIDENT BIDEN
SPOKE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN AND HAD TO SAY THIS
RECLAIM OUR LIVES, AND GET BACK
TO NORMAL. AND LAUGH AGAIN. WE'LL KNOW JOY AGAIN
AND WE'LL SMILE AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GOT TO BE HONEST
IT'S NICE HAVING A PRESIDENT WHO SPEAKS IN POTTERY BARN SIGNS.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ISN'T IT NICE?
"WE'LL EAT, PRAY, LOVE." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN THEN LAID OUT THE NEW
RULES FOR WEARING A MASK VERY SIMPLY. TAKE A LOOK.
>> IT'S VAXXED OR MASKED >> Steve: THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: PERFECT CLIP RIGHT
THERE. BIDEN JUST OFFICIALLY BECAME OUR FIRST TIKTOK PRESIDENT
[ APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, WITH THE NEW CDC GUIDANCE, SOME BUSINESSES HAVE
DROPPED THEIR MASK POLICIES. BUT I SAW THAT OTHERS LIKE WALMART ARE STILL REQUIRING
THEM YEP. AS OF NOW, WALMART STILL
REQUIRES A MASK BUT SOMEHOW DOESN'T REQUIRE PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THOUGH THE ERA OF MASKS IS COMING TO A CLOSE, WE WILL NEVER FORGET ALL THE GOOD
MEMORIES THEY GAVE US. CHECK IT OUT
[ LAUGHTER ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S SWITCH GEARS
HERE I SAW THAT RESEARCHERS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA HAVE
DEVELOPED A CURE FOR BAD BREATH IN DOGS. I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE ONE
SCIENTIST WHO WAS LIKE - [ SNIFF NOPE
LET'S KEEP TRYING. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
PET OWNERS WERE REALLY EXCITED WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE, "IS THIS REALLY THE CURE WE
NEEDED RIGHT NOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON?
THAT'S RIGHT THE CURE CAN ELIMINATE THE SMELL FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS.
I WOULDN'T CALL THAT A CURE. I'D CALL THAT AN ALTOID. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THIS IS VERY EXCITING AN ALL GLASS ENCLOSED ELEVATOR
THAT TRAVELS MORE THAN 1,200 FEET IN THE AIR IS OPENING THIS FALL IN
NEW YORK CITY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YEAH, THEY DON'T CHARGE YOU TO GET ON BUT THEY DO CHARGE YOU TO GET
OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] "GET ME OUT OF HERE!
SERIOUSLY, THAT THING IS ABOUT TO KILL MORE BIRDS THAN CAPTAIN SULLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST TO MESS WITH PEOPLE EVERY NOW AND THEN, THEY PLAY THIS
SOUND EFFECT [ SOUND OF GLASS BREAKING WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
*
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HIS CONCERT FILM, "MAGNIFICENT
COLORING WORLD" WILL BE COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER.
CHANCE THE RAPPER IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GREAT
PLUS FROM THE NETFLIX ANIMATED MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES," FRED ARMISEN IS
HERE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: I THINK IT'S FRED ARMISEN >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN
THAT'S WHAT I SAID, I THINK. >> Steve: YOU SAID ARMISEN >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF THE
GUY. BUT HE'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT AND GOOD FOR HIM
IT'S HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT. HIS TELEVISION DEBUT TONIGHT >> Steve: REALLY
TELEVISION DEBUT >> Jimmy: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FRED ARMISEN YEAH
I KNEW HIM -- YEAH >> Steve: YOU KNEW HIM WHEN? >> Jimmy: WHEN HE WAS
FREDERICK ARMISEN. >> Steve: FREDERICK ARMISEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH >> Steve: HE SOLD SHOES. >> Jimmy: YES.
BUT NOW, HE'S -- >> Steve: APPARENTLY SOMETHING >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, MR. BIG
SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MR. HOLLYWOOD.
>> Jimmy: MR. HOLLYWOOD. HE WANTED TO COME ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
BE A BIG STAR. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: REMEMBER WHERE HE
CAME FROM. DOESN'T REMEMBER HIS FRIENDS >> Steve: FORGOT HIS FRIENDS
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD FROM HIM >> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY.
>> Steve: YEAH, ME TOO HE TEXTED ME >> Jimmy: HE TEXTED ME, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S ONE OF THE BEST DUDE EVER ANYWAY, FRED'S HERE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE FRED SO MUCH. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ALAN JACKSON
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALAN JACKSON, LEGENDARY.
LET ME TAKE A LITTLE LISTEN TO THIS ALAN JACKSON. * WHEN I'M WAY DOWN
IN MY WHISKEY * >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
COME ON. * AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND *
>> Jimmy: COME ON, ALAN JACKSON THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT RIGHT
THERE. >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," OF COURSE.
SO YEAH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE REALLY DO HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. I'M SO EXCITED TO -- >> Tariq: HEY JIMMY?
HEY. HI >> Jimmy: WHAT
HEY TARIQ, WHAT'S UP, BUD? >> Tariq: I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI
IT CAN GET A LITTLE LONELY OVER HERE [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST NICE TO TALK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I AGREE. BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A A SHOW RIGHT NOW
SO - >> Tariq: OH, I SEE. I GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE THEN
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, DON'T GO *
* NO I CAN' FORGET THIS EVENIN OR YOUR FACE
AS YOU WERE LEAVING * * BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST TH
WAY THE STORY GOES * * YOU ALWAYS SMIL BUT IN YOUR EYES
YOUR SORROW SHOW YES IT SHOWS * * I CAN'T LIV
IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T LIVE I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE *
* I CAN'T LIVE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YO
I CAN'T GIVE I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS REALLY NICE, TARIQ. YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND.
>> Tariq: YOU ARE TOO, MAN THANKS FOR TALKING >> Steve: JIMMY?
TARIQ? ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT --
* NO I CAN'T FORGET TOMORROW * >> Jimmy: SORRY, HIGGINS, WE
GOT TO GO TO COMMERCIAL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID YESTERDAY? >> Steve: WHAT'D YOU DO YESTERDAY?
>> Jimmy: FOR REAL -- I WENT TO -- YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE SNEAKER STORES WHERE THEY,
LIKE, REALLY MEASURE - >> Steve: YEAH, THE SUPER LAST -
>> Jimmy: YOU RUN ON A A TREADMILL, AND THEY LOOK AT THE WAY YOU RUN AND STUFF.
AND THEY GO, "YOU GOT TO WEAR THESE SNEAKERS, WHATEVER." I WENT TO ONE OF THOSE PLACES.
AND IT TURNS OUT I'M A A 12 1/2 NOT A SIZE 12 >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: MY FOOT HAS GROWN HALF A SIZE. >> Steve: SO YOU WENT TO A
A PLACE WHERE THEY FIT -- THEY COULD TELL THAT? >> Jimmy: THEY HAD ONE OF THOSE
OLD TIMEY -- THOSE METAL FOOT MEASURE THINGS - >> Steve: RIGHT, WITH THE --
>> Jimmy: WITH THE SLIDER THING. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T HAD THAT HAPPEN SINCE I WAS FIVE PROBABLY
I DON'T MEASURE MY FEET. I JUST GUESS >> Steve: YOU JUST GUESS WHAT
YOUR FEET ARE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: SOME SHOES WERE
REALLY TIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> Steve: SOME WERE LIKE CLOWN
SHOES. >> Jimmy: I GOT IT CHECKED OUT, BUT ISN'T THAT WEIRD
>> Steve: YOU'VE GROWN A HALF SIZE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
IT CHANGED MY WHOLE GAME >> Steve: I THINK IT'S - >> Jimmy: I WAS WALKING AROUND
TODAY LIKE DIFFERENT DUDE. >> Steve: YEAH, TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN MY VOICE KIND OF CHANGED, TOO
I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?" >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS LIKE - >> Steve: I GOT NEW SHOES! >> Jimmy: I GOT NEW SHOES, MAN
>> Steve: COME ON DOWN I GOT NEW SHOES! >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT
WAS, YEAH. LOOK AT MY NEW SHOES, YEAH BUT YEAH, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
CHANGED THE WHOLE GAME >> Steve: WOW. I GUESS FEET DON'T HURT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY STILL PROBABLY DO A LITTLE BIT BUT, NO, THEY DON'T.
FEET DON'T HURT. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. BUT NOW DO I HAVE TO REPLACE
ALL MY SHOES >> Steve: UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT?
BUT PROBABLY [ LAUGHTER ] JUST THROW THEM RIGHT IN THE -
YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO GOODWILL >> Jimmy: DUDE, I'VE GOT A
A VENMO ACCOUNT. >> Steve: OKAY, HOW MUCH A A PAIR
>> Jimmy: $300 PER SHOE. >> Steve: PER SHOE [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MUCH IS LACES? >> Jimmy: OH GOSH, REALLY? WELL ALL MY SHOES ARE VELCRO
>> Steve: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I INVESTED THE
FUTURE >> Steve: YEAH - >> Jimmy: LACES ARE A THING OF
THE PAST >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYTHING IS
GOING TO BE VELCRO IN THE FUTURE >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: TRUST ME - >> Steve: VELCRO AND NO PAPER. PAPERLESS SOCIETY.
>> Jimmy: DOGECOIN, VELCRO TWO MAJOR INVESTMENTS >> Steve: HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT IN
DOGECOIN >> Jimmy: I PUT EVERYTHING I HAVE
EVERYTHING I EVER WORKED SINCE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE", I PUT ALL MY MONEY IN --
>> Steve: DOJ COIN >> Jimmy: OH, I'M SORRY, IN VELCRO
>> Steve: OH SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DOGECOIN, I HAVE ONE
DOGECOIN >> Steve: BIT STICKY, IT'S A A LITTLE STICKY.
I HAVE HALF A COIN >> Jimmy: I HAVE A HALF A COIN >> Steve: HALF A DOGE.
>> Jimmy: AND I'M LIKE ELON, JUST SAY SOMETHING GOOD, PLEASE
JUST SOMETHING GIVE SOMETHING TO DADDY. COME ON.
>> Steve: COME ON, GIVE IT A A LITTLE BOOST WELL, JIMMY, IT'S GOING TO BE
GOOD >> Jimmy: AW, GREAT. >> Steve: NOT FOR DOGECOIN
>> Jimmy: FOR BITCOIN. IT WON'T BE GOOD FOR DOGE. >> Steve: FARFEGNUGEN COIN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TODAY IS FRIDAY. EVERYBODY'S IN A KIND OF A FUN
MOOD HERE. USUALLY THIS IS -- FRIDAY'S ARE GOOD FOR ME
>> Steve: WHY'S THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN I CHECK MY E-MAILS
I GET A LOT OF EMAILS. FRED SENT ME AN EMAIL. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: HE'S EXCITED TO BE ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU
NOTES ON FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SURE
>> Jimmy: I WAS BUSY TODAY >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I WAS VERY BUSY
TODAY, I WAS SELLING ALL MY CRYPTOCURRENCY >> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: AND INVESTING MORE IN VELCRO >> Steve: MORE IN VELCRO LESS
ETHERIUM >> Jimmy: I THINK SUITS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE -
>> Steve: YOU THINK EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE LIKE -
>> Jimmy: YES. YOU GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM YOU JUST HEAR LIKE -
>> Steve: SO EVERYTHING IS JUST GOING TO BE ONE THING SO YOU JUST GET AKED
LIKE A JUMPSUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
EXACTLY. A JUMP SUIT. >> Steve: LIKE A CHAPPELLE
JUMPSUIT >> Jimmy: WHY NOT, MAN SO, ANYWAYS, I USUALLY WRITE
OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES EARLIER BUT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, CAN I WRITE THEM OUT RIGHT NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. JAMES CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU
NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE. * >> Steve: YOU GOT A CARDBOARD
CUT OUT OF JAMES THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, HE'S MOVING
HIS FINGERS THOUGH SO YOU CAN TELL THAT HE'S REAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, CDC, LIFTING THE MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCING
REQUIREMENTS FOR VACCINATED PEOPLE, FOR BEING THE REAL "FRIENDS" REUNION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A THINKER *
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WHEN "THE BRADY BUNCH --" WHEN THE "BRADY BUNCH" HAD A SAD MOMENT.
* [ LAUGHTER ] "FRIENDS" ARE REUNITING.
* [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE WALKING AWAY
>> Steve: YEAH, SAD. IT'S GOING TO BE SAD >> Jimmy: YOU EVER HEARD THIS
PART OF FRIENDS? * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: NOW BACK TO THE SHOW
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, STARBUCKS' NEW FUNNEL CAKE FRAPPUCCINO. OR AS YOUR ARTERIES PUT IT,
"WAIT, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?" [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID I DO? >> Steve: GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR FEET.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, AMAZON FIRE TV STICK FOR BEING A VAPE PEN THAT WORKS IN I.T.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: TOTALLY COOL >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, IKEA'S NEW
LINGONBERRY PULLED PORK SANDWICH FOR SOUNDING WEIRD UNTIL YOU
REMEMBER YOU'RE ORDERING SWEDISH BARBECUE FROM A FURNITURE STORE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WEIRD PART. I WAS --
>> Steve: NOT THE LINGONBERRY. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY YOUR SANDWICH CHOICE IS
WEIRD. NO, YOU'RE ORDERING A SANDWICH IN IKEA.
THAT'S WEIRD >> Steve: THAT'S NUTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO WEAR TINY FEDORAS FOR LETTING ME PLAY THE GAME BALLS OR JEWELRY SALESMAN
JEWELRY SALESMAN >> Steve: HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DALMATIANS, FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT PAINT
BALL [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S FUN
THEY JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME >> Steve: JUST WANT TO PLAY
A GAME, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LETTER
OPENERS, FOR LETTING ME SHIV MY CABLE BILL [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BEER FLIGHTS, FOR BEING THE
CLASSIEST WAY TO SAY, "I'D LIKE FIVE BEERS, PLEASE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY! THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHANCE THE RAPPER! * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS
A THREE TIME GRAMMY WINNING ARTIST HIS CONCERT FILM "MAGNIFICENT
COLORING WORLD" WILL BE COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER.
HERE HE IS, CHANCE THE RAPPER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S MY FRIEND COME ON BUD.
>> HEY MAN >> Jimmy: LOOKING GREAT. LOOKING SHARP, BUD, AS ALWAYS.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW >> RED CARPET READY.
THANKS, MAN. >> Jimmy: PLEASE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HOW IS THE FAM HOW ARE THE KIDS >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD
WE GOT -- MY WIFE'S IN THE OTHER ROOM SHE'S GETTING HAIR AND MAKEUP,
AND ALL TYPES OF STUFF READY FOR TONIGHT'S PREMIER. AND THE KIDS ARE WITH THEIR
GRANDPARENTS SO IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD I LIKE WILD NIGHTS
LOOK AT HOW CUTE -- HOW OLD ARE THEY RIGHT NOW >> THAT'S KENSLI AND MARLI,
THEY ARE FIVE AND TWO. >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE INTO THE WHOLE PRINCESS THING, HUH?
>> YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER, I THINK THAT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF HER FRIENDS
HAD, LIKE, AN ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE THEY WERE ALL PRINCESSES
SO WE WENT ALL OUT AND GOT BOTH OF THEM PRINCESS OUTFITS >> Jimmy: YEAH
MY GIRLS DRESS LIKE THIS TO GO TO SCHOOL. THEY JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH.
I GO, "YEAH, JUST GO FOR IT. I DON'T CARE." WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON WE TALKED ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR
LOVE OF MOVIES ARE YOU SHOWING THE KIDS MOVIES LIKE YOUR FAVORITE WHEN YOU
WERE A KID >> OH, YEAH. ALL THE CLASSICS
MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS REALLY INTO "SPY KIDS." WHICH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
REMEMBER "SPY KIDS," BUT IT WAS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE "SPY
KIDS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT >> GIVE IT UP FOR "SPY KIDS. IT'S AMAZING
AND SHE ACTUALLY GOT HOOKED ON IT BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT "SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL" FROM
"WE CAN BE HEROES. WHICH IS A NEW MOVIE ON NETFLIX THAT ALL THE KIDS LOVE
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT'S CONNECTED TO MY CHILDHOOD. I GREW UP ON "SHARKBOY AND
LAVAGIRL." >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO IT'S A PRETTY COOL
CONNECTION THERE LOVE OF THE FILMS. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE ACTUALLY
DOING A REBOOT, I WANT TO SAY, OF "HOME ALONE." DID I READ THAT RIGHT?
>> IT'S A SECRET I'M WORKING ON -- I GOT THIS PITCH FOR A "HOME ALONE"
REBOOT AS A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW -- I'M SURE EVERYBODY HERE IS A HUGE
FAN OF "HOME ALONE." >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> JOHN HUGHES >> Jimmy: MACAULAY CULKIN. >> CHICAGO GUY
YEAH, MACAULAY CULKIN. CHICAGO FILM AND SINCE I WAS YOUNGER, I
ALWAYS WATCHED IT. AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IF THERE WAS A HOOD HOME ALONE?
OR HOOD ALONE, IF YOU WILL AND JUST A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC STORY ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND KICK IN DOORS AT THE WRONG HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, YOU KNOW -- HILARITY ENSUES
I CAN'T GIVE YOU TOO MANY DETAILS, BUT YEAH, THANKS FOR SAYING THAT.
YES, HOOD HOME ALONE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.
IT'S ONE -- YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE KID, KEVIN? >> THERE'S TWO KIDS.
BUT IT'S -- IT'S UP FOR GRABS. YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS PROJECT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M IN GROUND FLOOR
I WANT TO GET IN ON THIS "HOOD ALONE. WHAT ARE WE CALLING IT
>> "HOOD ALONE." WRITE IT DOWN, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO DEAL WITH
YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY, WHICH BY THE WAY, I LOVE NAME, HOUSE OF KICKS
>> HOUSE OF KICKS. YEAH >> Jimmy: IS THAT SNEAKERS
WHAT IS IT >> IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT SNEAKERS.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH SHOES SO IT'S HOUSE OF KICKS, IT'S MY
FILM HOUSE IT'S WHERE WE MAKE OUR MOVIES OUT OF
AND THE NAME COMES "HOUSE OF KICKS" WHICH WAS THIS BLACK OWNED THEME PARK THAT ALL THE
KIDS IN CHICAGO USED TO GO TO. LIKE, ALL THE DAY CAMPS AND SCHOOLS WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS
ON FIELD TRIPS TO THE HOUSE OF KICKS. IT WAS THIS BIG INDOOR PLACE OF
WONDER ON THE SOUTH SIDE WHERE THERE WAS NOT A LOT OF NOTHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT.
AND WHEN I FIRST STARTED BUILDING, YOU KNOW, THE FILM HOUSE, AND GETTING INTO FILM
STUFF, I WANTED IT TO FEEL LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK. SO YEP, SO HOUSE OF KICKS -- NO
SHOES INVOLVED >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH I LOVE THAT.
YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. THAT'S ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU THOUGH
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE THIS CONCERT FILM WHICH I'M A FAN OF. "THE MAGNIFICENT COLORING
WORLD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU DO IT?
YOU SHOT THIS A COUPLE YEARS AGO, RIGHT >> YEAH.
I THINK I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT WHEN I FIRST STARTED SO, BASICALLY IT'S FOUR YEARS
OLD. IT WAS A FILM THAT I SHOT RIGHT AFTER I WON THE GRAMMYS
IN 2017. I CAME BACK TO CHICAGO RIGHT AFTER FINISHING UP THIS TOUR,
GETTING READY TO GO ON ANOTHER ONE. AND I JUST HAD THIS IDEA THAT I
WANTED TO DO A CONCERT, BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR FILM. AND IT'D BE SHOT LIKE IT WAS A
A MOVIE. AND EVENTUALLY PUT IT OUT IN THE THEATERS
AND IT CAME TOGETHER IN LIKE THREE WEEKS, A BUNCH OF YEARS BACK, AND IT WAS AMAZING
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE. BUT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT FILM AT ALL, OR HOW TO
EDIT OR ANYTHING AND SO ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO, I SENT OUT FOR THE FILM, AND
BROUGHT IT TO THE STUDIO HOUSE, AND WORKED TIRELESSLY ON IT WITH ABOUT 20 PEOPLE
AND, YOU KNOW, SHOT SOME NEW STUFF, AND ALSO ENDED UP WORKING OUT A PARTNERSHIP WITH
AMC THEATERS TO GET IT DISTRIBUTED. AND NOW I'M THE FIRST EVER
INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR, ARTIST AND DISTRIBUTOR OF A FILM IN AMC HISTORY.
SO THINGS COME TOGETHER QUICKLY IF YOU TRY HARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> GET THE RIGHT PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WANTED
TO MENTION HOW GREAT YOU WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FANTASTIC
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- WHEN YOU HOSTED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU MAN >> Jimmy: TALENTED DUDE. >> I APPRECIATE IT
>> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS A PEAK AT "MAGNIFICENT
COLORING WORLD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
*
* *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GONNA BE FUN
TO SEE THAT IN THE THEATER PLAY IT LOUD >> SOMETHING NEW
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE COOL CHANCE THE RAPPER, EVERYBODY
CHANCE AND I WILL BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO STICK AROUND! COME BACK, MORE WITH CHANCE. COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." I AM HERE WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER.
NOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO LIVEN UP SOME OF
THE MOST BORING THINGS IMAGINABLE BY TURNING THEM INTO UNFORGETTABLE SONGS IN A GAME
CALLED "AUTO-TUNE-UP." * AUTO-TUNE-U YEAH
OH NO NO * >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'LL EACH BE GIVEN A RANDOM BORING PARAGRAPH AND THE WORDS
WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN. AND OUR JOB IS TO TURN IT INTO AN AWESOME SONG WITH THE HELP
OF AUTO-TUNE YOU READY FOR THIS >> LET'S GO.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD I'M UP FIRST LET'S SEE WHAT I WILL BE
AUTO-TUNING. * REGISTRATION INFO FOR A MUSIC
FESTIVAL THAT SOUNDS EXCITING OKAY
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO * REGISTERING IS EASY
MULTI-STEP PROCESS * * SIGN UP WITH YOUR NAM AND PHON
NUMBER AND E-MAIL * * YOU'LL RECEIVE AN SMS WITH A UNIQUE CODE *
* AND A LINK TO PURCHAS THE MORNING OF THE PRESALE YEAH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, WOW. WOW.
>> GONNA BE HARD TO TOP THAT >> Jimmy: THAT IS CLIMBING THE CHARTS
YEAH CHANCE, NOW IT IS YOUR TURN. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GET
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SIDE EFFECTS OF --
>> THE SIDE EFFECTS FOR CLARITIN >> Jimmy: THE SIDE EFFECTS FOR
CLARITIN YEAH, IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR SCREEN
THE SIDE EFFECTS OF CLARITIN WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY. >> ALL RIGHT
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. * * YEAH COMMON SID
EFFECTS OF CLARITI INCLUDE * * HEADACHE SLEEPINESS
NERVOUSNESS * * DRY MOUTH, SORE THROA BLURRED VISION
OR NOSEBLEED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED TO GET
REAL FAST AT ONE POINT * SLEEPINES NERVOUSNESS *
* ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.
MY TURN. LET'S SEE WHAT I'M GOING TO SING
* OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT CRYPTOCURRENCY IS. >> NO ONE KNOWS.
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, GOOD LUCK WITH THIS ONE. ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO LET ME HEAR THIS *
* CRYPTOCURRENC IS A DECENTRALIZED DIGITAL MONEY *
* DESIGNED TO BE USED OVER THE INTERNET * * POPULAR CRYPTOCURRENCIE
THEY INCLUDE * * BITCOIN ETHEREUM ETHEREUM *
* DOGECOI AND ZCASH * *
* YEAH* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THE ZCASH WAS SO HARD
THE ZCASH JUST WENT CRAZY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LAST SONG FOR YOU, CHANCE.
HERE WE GO * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> EBAY LISTING FOR A USED POOL CUE? IS THAT WHAT THAT SAYS
POLL CUE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE EBAY LISTING FOR A USED POOL CUE.
SOUNDS VERY EXCITING ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH
THIS GIVE HIM THE TRACK *
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, WOW * YEA THIS TWO-PIECE CUE STICK
IS IN A VERY GOOD CONDITION * * THERE ARE NO CRACKS
OR SPLINTERS SHOWING * * ANYWHERE ON THI ANYWHERE ON THIS *
* I DO NOT HAVE THE KEY FOR THE LOCK SYSTE FOR THE CASE
I'M SORRY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHANCE THE RAPPER,
EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT HIS CONCERT FILM, "MAGNIFICENT COLORING WORLD"
EXCLUSIVELY AT AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. * YOU DON'T HAVE THE KEYS DON'T HAVE THE KEYS NO *
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
WHO VOICES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE HIT NETFLIX MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE
MACHINES" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW. HERE IS FRED ARMISEN
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD, FRED
>> HI. >> Jimmy: COME ON. IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD.
>> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING, MAN >> WHAT YOU ARE UP TO?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M HOSTING "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." >> AW, THAT'S SO GREAT, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE MY GUEST. HEY, IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING THAT -- YOUR HEAD HAS NEVER
BEEN BIGGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAD IT ENLARGED
>> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS PRE -- THIS IS PRE-PANDEMIC
>> DURING PANDEMIC, SO DUR-PAN I JUST HAD -- IT'S REALLY EASY IT'S NOT THAT MUCH OF A HASSLE
YOU JUST - >> Jimmy: DUR-PAN. >> --GET SOME SHELLING THAT
GOES INTO THE FOREHEAD AND SOME SORT OF SHELLING THAT GOES INTO THE SIDES --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THE SHELLING >> -- IT SORT OF EXPANDS YEAH, IT SORT OF -- AND IT --
IT TAKES A DAY AT THE MOST I WAS JUST OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND --
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT, I CAN -- FRED, I CAN BE YOUR LEGS IF YOU WANT
MAYBE IF YOU WANT TO - >> YEAH, LET'S DO THAT CAN YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE. >> Jimmy: HOLD UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, BOY SURE IS GREAT, JUST STRETCHING
OUT. AND GOT MY PANTS ON AND MY SHOES HERE
MY SHOES LOOK GREAT. AW MAN, THESE ARE DANCING SHOES.
* I LIKE TO DANCE I LIKE TO DANC GET UP AND DANCE
DOO DOO * * I LIKE TO DANCE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FRED IT FEELS LIKE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT FEELS LIKE YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN A WEIRD WAY FRED IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RECORD STORE DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE AMBASSADOR
FOR RECORD STORE DAY THAT'S A BIG DEAL. I THINK IT'S AWESOME
>> IT'S GREAT. THEY DO IT EVERY YEAR. AND I LOVE GOING RECORD
SHOPPING EVERYWHERE I GO, WHEREVER I TRAVEL. I REALLY DO STOP INTO RECORD
STORES I KNOW THAT YOU'RE REALLY INTO VINYL.
AND YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A WHOLE RECORD ROOM AND EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: I DO, I LOVE -
YEAH, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST RECORD DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> FIRST RECORDS I EVER GOT WERE BEATLES RECORDS I LIVED IN BRAZIL.
AND MY DAD WORKED FOR IBM. SO WE WERE THERE AND MY MOM WOULD GET ME BEATLES
RECORDS. THIS IS SORT OF POST -- RIGHT AFTER THEY BROKE UP.
SO THERE WAS LIKE WINGS RECORDS AND BEATLES. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> REMEMBER, IT WAS ALL KIND OF THE SAME THING AND SO THEN, I USED TO -- SO
THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST RECORDS I GOT. >> Jimmy: BEATLES FOREVER.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT -- WHAT IS THAT ALBUM >> IT WAS LIKE A COMPILATION
THAT THEY -- THAT APPLE PUT OUT. BUT THIS WAS LIKE ON THE
BRAZILIAN LABEL. SO, I USED TO THINK THAT - [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> I USED TO JUST THINK THAT THEY ALL HAD THIS PORTUGUESE
WRITING ON IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD MENTION, WHAT DATES ARE
RECORD STORE DAY SO EVERYONE KNOWS. >> THAT'S JUNE 12th AND
JULY 17th. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE DOING IT TWICE THIS
YEAR GOOD, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T SAY
WHAT YEAR. 2021 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, WE KNOW.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S THIS YEAR IT'S 2021. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
FRED, YOU DO VOICES AND CHARACTERS YOU ALSO DO IMPRESSIONS, BY THE
WAY. AND I HEARD THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON A NEW IMPRESSION.
CAN YOU -- CAN YOU MAYBE DO IT FOR US TONIGHT >> YES, YEAH
SO THERE'S AN IMPRESSION I WANT TO DO OF -- THESE ARE INSTAGRAM ADS THAT I KEEP GETTING.
RIGHT? SO I GOT TO PUT THIS BACK LIKE THIS, A LITTLE BIT IF YOU DON'T
MIND I KEEP -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET THESE?
BUT IT'S LIKE -- IF I COULD GET -- THE BAND TO DO LIKE A LITTLE CHILL WAVE
MUSIC? 'CAUSE THEY LOVE DEMONSTRATING THINGS
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH ON INSTAGRAM, SURE *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT BENDS OH, HE CAN WALK WITH IT.
YEP. >> YEAH, IT'S -- THEY ALWAYS SHOWED THAT IT'S PORTABLE.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. THAT'S A GREAT IMPRESSION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I SEE THESE ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT -- I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU
WERE DOING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE
MACHINES." YOU KNOW, THIS HAS BEEN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE ON NETFLIX FOR
TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS EVER SINGLE DAY, THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE.
THAT'S A PRETTY BIG HIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S FUNNY FOR ADULTS. IT'S FUNNY FOR ADULTS AND KIDS
MY KIDS LOVE IT. BUT ALSO, I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD
IT'S WELL, WELL DONE CONGRATULATIONS. >> I THOUGHT THEY DID A GREAT
JOB. THANKS IT WAS -- ME AND BECK BENNETT
PLAY ROBOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SORT OF MALFUNCTIONING
ROBOTS SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: IS THAT IT
[ LAUGHTER ] FRED FRED, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
FRED, MY ZOOM -- >> YEAH, YES, I CAN HEAR YOU THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE.
IT'S JUST -- >> Jimmy: WHY? WHY NOT?
>> I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I'M TAKING UP - DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO WHAT
THE MOVIE IS ABOUT >> Jimmy: JUST DO THE BEGINNING AT LEAST
>> OKAY, SO OPEN ON TITLE SEQUENCE >> Jimmy: AH, FORGET IT!
FORGET IT. IT'S GONNA TAKE TOO LONG TITLE SEQUENCE
HERE WE ARE. BACK AGAIN HERE WE GO
AND THERE WE GO. I TRY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. >> WHAT IS IT --
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU - >> CAN I SPEAK CAN I SPEAK?
>> Jimmy: AND THEN I - >> NO. NO
YOU ASKED ME - >> Jimmy: YOU SAID - >> YOU ASKED ME DISTINCTLY
YOU -- >> Jimmy: I WISH I HAD A A MIRROR
>> YOU ASKED ME -- YOU SAID, WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: TO SHOW WHAT YOU YOU'RE LOOKING AT. NO, I SAID TO YOU.
>> NO. WHAT DID YOU SAY I WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR WHAT
YOU SAID YOU TELL EVERYONE. WHAT DID -
>> Jimmy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT I SAID.
>> YOU -- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT AND I MEANT I DIDN'T KNOW. AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE
MOVIE WAS ABOUT. ALL RIGHT? I'M SORRY.
OKAY >> IT'S A ROBOT APOCALYPSE THERE!
NOW NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALREADY THE NUMBER ONE FREAKIN' MOVIE ON NETFLIX.
>> BUT WHO'S WATCHING IT >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING IT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE.
HERE'S THE VERY FUNNY FRED ARMISEN IN "THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WE ARE ROBOTS LET US GO DOWNSTAIRS AND FIND
THE HUMANS WHO YOU CANNOT GIVE ORDERS TO. >> OKAY, CUT IT OUT.
>> HOLD ON, I KIND OF WANT TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. >> GLAD THOSE ROBOTS ARE GONE.
>> NOW IT'S JUST US HUMANS WITH OUR VERY HUMAN FACES >> ALL RIGHT
I JUST TURNED THE CORNER I LIKE THESE GUYS. >> YES
MY HUMAN GUY NAME IS ERIC. >> MY NAME IS ALSO ERIC. >> NO.
I MEAN DEBRA BOT 5,000. >> IDIOT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ALAN JACKSON, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE! *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WAY DOWN IN MY WHISKEY" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "WHERE HAVE YOU GONE,"
HERE IS ALAN JACKSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* MOST OF THE DAY I KEEP HER FAR AWA THEN SOME LITTLE SOMETHING
WILL START THAT OLE REPLAY * * I DON'T PULL OU HER BEST PICTURE
I DON'T EVER SAY HER NAM AND I CAN'T STOP IT * * WHEN THE BOTTLE'S LOW
LATE AT NIGHT ALL ALON WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY *
* AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUN WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY *
* THAT'S WHEN SHE COMES AROUND * *
* YOU CAN MOVE OU OF THE HOUSE YOU CAN SELL THA
OLE MUSTANG * * SLEEP ON THE WRON SIDE OF THE BE
THE DREAMS ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU CAN TELL YOUR
HEART TO LET HER G THERE'S PARTS THAT STILL REMAIN *
* IT'LL NEVER ALL JUST DISAPPEAR I KNOW SHE'LL BE THERE
DRIVING ME INSANE * * WHEN I'M WAY DOWN IN MY WHISKE
AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND WHEN I'M WAY DOWN * * IN MY WHISKEY
THAT'S WHEN SH COMES AROUND * *
* OH I CAN'T LET HER GO WHEN THE BOTTLE'S LO SHE'LL BE THERE I KNOW
WHEN I'M WAY DOWN * * IN MY WHISKEY MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND
WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY * * THAT'S WHEN SHE
COMES AROUND WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY *
* THAT'S WHEN SHE COMES AROUND * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE JOIN US NEXT WEEK -
CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE, BLAKE SHELTON, AND PINK
BIG WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO CHANCE THE RAPPER
FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALAN JACKSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * *