1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,879 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,514 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:24,124 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHANCE THE RAPPER, 4 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:28,962 FRED ARMISEN MUSICAL GUEST ALAN JACKSON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:34,167 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1463 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:39,305 >> Questlove: 1463 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:43,276 --> 00:01:04,364 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:10,303 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 10 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,339 WELCOME. OH, MY GOODNESS. PLEASE 11 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,441 THANK YOU. WELCOME, RELAX WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:23,083 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE 13 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,918 YOU GUYS, OF COURSE, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS SO EXCITED THAT VACCINATED PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO 14 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:32,459 WEAR MASKS ANYMORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 15 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:36,596 AMERICANS HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE WHITE CLAW DOUBLED THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL. 16 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,433 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE AREN'T 17 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,802 SURE IF THEY CAN REALLY DITCH THEIR MASK YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE BEING ON A 18 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,905 A WORK RETREAT AND HAVING TO DO A TRUST FALL IT'S LIKE, IS THIS OKAY? 19 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:50,710 ARE WE DOING THIS? IS THIS REALLY OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,645 IT REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE A NEW DAY. THIS MORNING, I SAW TWO 21 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,949 STRANGERS TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS AND "LADY AND THE TRAMP" A HOT DOG. 22 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,184 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT 23 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,286 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT 24 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,721 DITCHING THE MASK. BUT I PROMISE YOU, NO ONE IS HAPPIER ABOUT IT THAN 25 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:06,459 CHUCK SCHUMER'S EARS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 26 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:17,937 THAT'S RIGHT AFTER THE CDC MADE THEIR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, PRESIDENT BIDEN 27 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,439 ANNOUNCEMENT, PRESIDENT BIDEN SPOKE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN AND HAD TO SAY THIS 28 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,441 RECLAIM OUR LIVES, AND GET BACK 29 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:27,847 TO NORMAL. AND LAUGH AGAIN. WE'LL KNOW JOY AGAIN 30 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:33,586 AND WE'LL SMILE AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GOT TO BE HONEST 31 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:37,090 IT'S NICE HAVING A PRESIDENT WHO SPEAKS IN POTTERY BARN SIGNS. 32 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:43,363 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ISN'T IT NICE? 33 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:47,167 "WE'LL EAT, PRAY, LOVE." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN THEN LAID OUT THE NEW 34 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,803 RULES FOR WEARING A MASK VERY SIMPLY. TAKE A LOOK. 35 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:56,776 >> IT'S VAXXED OR MASKED >> Steve: THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: PERFECT CLIP RIGHT 36 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,846 THERE. BIDEN JUST OFFICIALLY BECAME OUR FIRST TIKTOK PRESIDENT 37 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:07,854 [ APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, WITH THE NEW CDC GUIDANCE, SOME BUSINESSES HAVE 38 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:11,858 DROPPED THEIR MASK POLICIES. BUT I SAW THAT OTHERS LIKE WALMART ARE STILL REQUIRING 39 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,228 THEM YEP. AS OF NOW, WALMART STILL 40 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:20,367 REQUIRES A MASK BUT SOMEHOW DOESN'T REQUIRE PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,068 EVEN THOUGH THE ERA OF MASKS IS COMING TO A CLOSE, WE WILL NEVER FORGET ALL THE GOOD 42 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,604 NEVER FORGET ALL THE GOOD MEMORIES THEY GAVE US. CHECK IT OUT 43 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:53,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,303 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S SWITCH GEARS 45 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,472 HERE I SAW THAT RESEARCHERS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA HAVE 46 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:02,342 DEVELOPED A CURE FOR BAD BREATH IN DOGS. I JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE ONE 47 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:10,750 SCIENTIST WHO WAS LIKE - [ SNIFF NOPE 48 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,154 LET'S KEEP TRYING. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 49 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,089 PET OWNERS WERE REALLY EXCITED WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE, "IS THIS REALLY THE CURE WE 50 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:20,860 NEEDED RIGHT NOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON? 51 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,230 THAT'S RIGHT THE CURE CAN ELIMINATE THE SMELL FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS. 52 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:29,703 I WOULDN'T CALL THAT A CURE. I'D CALL THAT AN ALTOID. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,872 AND FINALLY, THIS IS VERY EXCITING AN ALL GLASS ENCLOSED ELEVATOR 54 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,341 THAT TRAVELS MORE THAN 1,200 FEET IN THE AIR IS OPENING THIS FALL IN 55 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:43,083 NEW YORK CITY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 56 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,652 YEAH, THEY DON'T CHARGE YOU TO GET ON BUT THEY DO CHARGE YOU TO GET 57 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,887 OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] "GET ME OUT OF HERE! 58 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,589 SERIOUSLY, THAT THING IS ABOUT TO KILL MORE BIRDS THAN CAPTAIN SULLY. 59 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:55,995 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TO MESS WITH PEOPLE EVERY NOW AND THEN, THEY PLAY THIS 60 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,765 SOUND EFFECT [ SOUND OF GLASS BREAKING WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 61 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,033 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 62 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:07,841 * 63 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:19,753 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HIS CONCERT FILM, "MAGNIFICENT 64 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:24,057 COLORING WORLD" WILL BE COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER. 65 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:32,665 CHANCE THE RAPPER IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GREAT 66 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,534 PLUS FROM THE NETFLIX ANIMATED MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES," FRED ARMISEN IS 67 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:44,911 HERE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 68 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,080 >> Steve: I THINK IT'S FRED ARMISEN >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN 69 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,251 THAT'S WHAT I SAID, I THINK. >> Steve: YOU SAID ARMISEN >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF THE 70 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,553 GUY. BUT HE'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT AND GOOD FOR HIM 71 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:56,289 IT'S HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT. HIS TELEVISION DEBUT TONIGHT >> Steve: REALLY 72 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,924 TELEVISION DEBUT >> Jimmy: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,893 AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FRED ARMISEN YEAH 74 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:05,365 I KNEW HIM -- YEAH >> Steve: YOU KNEW HIM WHEN? >> Jimmy: WHEN HE WAS 75 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,301 FREDERICK ARMISEN. >> Steve: FREDERICK ARMISEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 76 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,704 YEAH >> Steve: HE SOLD SHOES. >> Jimmy: YES. 77 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:15,075 BUT NOW, HE'S -- >> Steve: APPARENTLY SOMETHING >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, MR. BIG 78 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:18,044 SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MR. HOLLYWOOD. 79 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,347 >> Jimmy: MR. HOLLYWOOD. HE WANTED TO COME ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 80 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:24,084 BE A BIG STAR. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: REMEMBER WHERE HE 81 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,520 CAME FROM. DOESN'T REMEMBER HIS FRIENDS >> Steve: FORGOT HIS FRIENDS 82 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,790 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD FROM HIM >> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY. 83 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,460 >> Steve: YEAH, ME TOO HE TEXTED ME >> Jimmy: HE TEXTED ME, YEAH 84 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:37,597 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S ONE OF THE BEST DUDE EVER ANYWAY, FRED'S HERE ON THE SHOW 85 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:43,403 TONIGHT. FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,572 I LOVE FRED SO MUCH. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ALAN JACKSON 87 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:51,711 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALAN JACKSON, LEGENDARY. 88 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:58,818 LET ME TAKE A LITTLE LISTEN TO THIS ALAN JACKSON. * WHEN I'M WAY DOWN 89 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:06,793 IN MY WHISKEY * >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT 90 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,695 COME ON. * AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND * 91 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,864 >> Jimmy: COME ON, ALAN JACKSON THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT RIGHT 92 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,033 THERE. >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,901 >> Jimmy: AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, WE HAVE ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," OF COURSE. 94 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:19,572 SO YEAH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE REALLY DO HAVE A GREAT SHOW 95 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:23,176 FOR YOU TONIGHT. I'M SO EXCITED TO -- >> Tariq: HEY JIMMY? 96 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:28,782 HEY. HI >> Jimmy: WHAT 97 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:37,057 HEY TARIQ, WHAT'S UP, BUD? >> Tariq: I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI 98 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:41,227 IT CAN GET A LITTLE LONELY OVER HERE [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 99 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:48,835 I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST NICE TO TALK [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,137 >> Jimmy: I AGREE. BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A A SHOW RIGHT NOW 101 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:55,608 SO - >> Tariq: OH, I SEE. I GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE THEN 102 00:07:55,608 --> 00:08:05,151 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, DON'T GO * 103 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:11,925 * NO I CAN' FORGET THIS EVENIN OR YOUR FACE 104 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,094 AS YOU WERE LEAVING * * BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST TH 105 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:23,403 WAY THE STORY GOES * * YOU ALWAYS SMIL BUT IN YOUR EYES 106 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:36,516 YOUR SORROW SHOW YES IT SHOWS * * I CAN'T LIV 107 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:50,296 IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T LIVE I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE * 108 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:56,102 * I CAN'T LIVE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YO 109 00:08:56,102 --> 00:09:10,283 I CAN'T GIVE I CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,888 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS REALLY NICE, TARIQ. YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND. 111 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:19,359 >> Tariq: YOU ARE TOO, MAN THANKS FOR TALKING >> Steve: JIMMY? 112 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,529 TARIQ? ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT -- 113 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:30,036 * NO I CAN'T FORGET TOMORROW * >> Jimmy: SORRY, HIGGINS, WE 114 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,172 GOT TO GO TO COMMERCIAL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 115 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,807 OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:53,226 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 117 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:56,062 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID YESTERDAY? >> Steve: WHAT'D YOU DO YESTERDAY? 118 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,798 >> Jimmy: FOR REAL -- I WENT TO -- YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE SNEAKER STORES WHERE THEY, 119 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:03,603 LIKE, REALLY MEASURE - >> Steve: YEAH, THE SUPER LAST - 120 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,439 >> Jimmy: YOU RUN ON A A TREADMILL, AND THEY LOOK AT THE WAY YOU RUN AND STUFF. 121 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,043 AND THEY GO, "YOU GOT TO WEAR THESE SNEAKERS, WHATEVER." I WENT TO ONE OF THOSE PLACES. 122 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:15,515 AND IT TURNS OUT I'M A A 12 1/2 NOT A SIZE 12 >> Steve: WOW. 123 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,817 >> Jimmy: MY FOOT HAS GROWN HALF A SIZE. >> Steve: SO YOU WENT TO A 124 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,320 A PLACE WHERE THEY FIT -- THEY COULD TELL THAT? >> Jimmy: THEY HAD ONE OF THOSE 125 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,189 OLD TIMEY -- THOSE METAL FOOT MEASURE THINGS - >> Steve: RIGHT, WITH THE -- 126 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,824 >> Jimmy: WITH THE SLIDER THING. >> Steve: YEAH 127 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,560 >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T HAD THAT HAPPEN SINCE I WAS FIVE PROBABLY 128 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,497 I DON'T MEASURE MY FEET. I JUST GUESS >> Steve: YOU JUST GUESS WHAT 129 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,699 YOUR FEET ARE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: SOME SHOES WERE 130 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,768 REALLY TIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> Steve: SOME WERE LIKE CLOWN 131 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:40,140 SHOES. >> Jimmy: I GOT IT CHECKED OUT, BUT ISN'T THAT WEIRD 132 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,342 >> Steve: YOU'VE GROWN A HALF SIZE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 133 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,744 IT CHANGED MY WHOLE GAME >> Steve: I THINK IT'S - >> Jimmy: I WAS WALKING AROUND 134 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,247 TODAY LIKE DIFFERENT DUDE. >> Steve: YEAH, TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST 135 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,449 OF YOUR LIFE >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN MY VOICE KIND OF CHANGED, TOO 136 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,618 I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?" >> Steve: REALLY 137 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,788 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS LIKE - >> Steve: I GOT NEW SHOES! >> Jimmy: I GOT NEW SHOES, MAN 138 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,890 >> Steve: COME ON DOWN I GOT NEW SHOES! >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT 139 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,059 WAS, YEAH. LOOK AT MY NEW SHOES, YEAH BUT YEAH, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 140 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,328 CHANGED THE WHOLE GAME >> Steve: WOW. I GUESS FEET DON'T HURT? 141 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,832 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY STILL PROBABLY DO A LITTLE BIT BUT, NO, THEY DON'T. 142 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,134 FEET DON'T HURT. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. BUT NOW DO I HAVE TO REPLACE 143 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:12,772 ALL MY SHOES >> Steve: UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT? 144 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:17,143 BUT PROBABLY [ LAUGHTER ] JUST THROW THEM RIGHT IN THE - 145 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,380 YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO GOODWILL >> Jimmy: DUDE, I'VE GOT A 146 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,682 A VENMO ACCOUNT. >> Steve: OKAY, HOW MUCH A A PAIR 147 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:29,656 >> Jimmy: $300 PER SHOE. >> Steve: PER SHOE [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,525 HOW MUCH IS LACES? >> Jimmy: OH GOSH, REALLY? WELL ALL MY SHOES ARE VELCRO 149 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,260 >> Steve: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I INVESTED THE 150 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,463 FUTURE >> Steve: YEAH - >> Jimmy: LACES ARE A THING OF 151 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,298 THE PAST >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYTHING IS 152 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,667 GOING TO BE VELCRO IN THE FUTURE >> Steve: REALLY 153 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,669 >> Jimmy: TRUST ME - >> Steve: VELCRO AND NO PAPER. PAPERLESS SOCIETY. 154 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:46,873 >> Jimmy: DOGECOIN, VELCRO TWO MAJOR INVESTMENTS >> Steve: HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT IN 155 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,274 DOGECOIN >> Jimmy: I PUT EVERYTHING I HAVE 156 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:52,612 EVERYTHING I EVER WORKED SINCE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE", I PUT ALL MY MONEY IN -- 157 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,482 >> Steve: DOJ COIN >> Jimmy: OH, I'M SORRY, IN VELCRO 158 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,917 >> Steve: OH SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DOGECOIN, I HAVE ONE 159 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,321 DOGECOIN >> Steve: BIT STICKY, IT'S A A LITTLE STICKY. 160 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,224 I HAVE HALF A COIN >> Jimmy: I HAVE A HALF A COIN >> Steve: HALF A DOGE. 161 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,892 >> Jimmy: AND I'M LIKE ELON, JUST SAY SOMETHING GOOD, PLEASE 162 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,461 JUST SOMETHING GIVE SOMETHING TO DADDY. COME ON. 163 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,130 >> Steve: COME ON, GIVE IT A A LITTLE BOOST WELL, JIMMY, IT'S GOING TO BE 164 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:14,167 GOOD >> Jimmy: AW, GREAT. >> Steve: NOT FOR DOGECOIN 165 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,903 >> Jimmy: FOR BITCOIN. IT WON'T BE GOOD FOR DOGE. >> Steve: FARFEGNUGEN COIN 166 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,739 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TODAY IS FRIDAY. EVERYBODY'S IN A KIND OF A FUN 167 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,343 MOOD HERE. USUALLY THIS IS -- FRIDAY'S ARE GOOD FOR ME 168 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,478 >> Steve: WHY'S THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN I CHECK MY E-MAILS 169 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,614 I GET A LOT OF EMAILS. FRED SENT ME AN EMAIL. >> Steve: REALLY 170 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,316 >> Jimmy: HE'S EXCITED TO BE ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 171 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:34,587 NOTES ON FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SURE 172 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,291 >> Jimmy: I WAS BUSY TODAY >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I WAS VERY BUSY 173 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:45,432 TODAY, I WAS SELLING ALL MY CRYPTOCURRENCY >> REALLY? 174 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,000 >> Jimmy: AND INVESTING MORE IN VELCRO >> Steve: MORE IN VELCRO LESS 175 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,234 ETHERIUM >> Jimmy: I THINK SUITS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE - 176 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,369 >> Steve: YOU THINK EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE LIKE - 177 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,637 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM YOU JUST HEAR LIKE - 178 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,172 >> Steve: SO EVERYTHING IS JUST GOING TO BE ONE THING SO YOU JUST GET AKED 179 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,207 LIKE A JUMPSUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 180 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:59,512 EXACTLY. A JUMP SUIT. >> Steve: LIKE A CHAPPELLE 181 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:07,487 JUMPSUIT >> Jimmy: WHY NOT, MAN SO, ANYWAYS, I USUALLY WRITE 182 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,124 OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES EARLIER BUT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, CAN I WRITE THEM OUT RIGHT NOW 183 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:15,695 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. JAMES CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 184 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:21,835 NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE. * >> Steve: YOU GOT A CARDBOARD 185 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,104 CUT OUT OF JAMES THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, HE'S MOVING 186 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,406 HIS FINGERS THOUGH SO YOU CAN TELL THAT HE'S REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:33,513 * THANK YOU, CDC, LIFTING THE MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCING 188 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:39,519 REQUIREMENTS FOR VACCINATED PEOPLE, FOR BEING THE REAL "FRIENDS" REUNION. 189 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:51,898 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A THINKER * 190 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:55,602 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WHEN "THE BRADY BUNCH --" WHEN THE "BRADY BUNCH" HAD A SAD MOMENT. 191 00:13:55,602 --> 00:14:02,709 * [ LAUGHTER ] "FRIENDS" ARE REUNITING. 192 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:13,520 * [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE WALKING AWAY 193 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,057 >> Steve: YEAH, SAD. IT'S GOING TO BE SAD >> Jimmy: YOU EVER HEARD THIS 194 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:35,308 PART OF FRIENDS? * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 195 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,244 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NOW BACK TO THE SHOW 196 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:42,215 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, STARBUCKS' NEW FUNNEL CAKE FRAPPUCCINO. OR AS YOUR ARTERIES PUT IT, 197 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:47,620 "WAIT, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?" [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU 198 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,124 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID I DO? >> Steve: GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR FEET. 199 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:59,766 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, AMAZON FIRE TV STICK FOR BEING A VAPE PEN THAT WORKS IN I.T. 200 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:11,144 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: TOTALLY COOL >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, IKEA'S NEW 201 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,881 LINGONBERRY PULLED PORK SANDWICH FOR SOUNDING WEIRD UNTIL YOU 202 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:20,086 REMEMBER YOU'RE ORDERING SWEDISH BARBECUE FROM A FURNITURE STORE. 203 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,257 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WEIRD PART. I WAS -- 204 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,860 >> Steve: NOT THE LINGONBERRY. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY YOUR SANDWICH CHOICE IS 205 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,962 WEIRD. NO, YOU'RE ORDERING A SANDWICH IN IKEA. 206 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,232 THAT'S WEIRD >> Steve: THAT'S NUTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 207 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,968 THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO WEAR TINY FEDORAS FOR LETTING ME PLAY THE GAME BALLS OR JEWELRY SALESMAN 208 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:48,548 JEWELRY SALESMAN >> Steve: HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR 209 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,717 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DALMATIANS, FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT PAINT 210 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:57,357 BALL [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S FUN 211 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,559 THEY JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME >> Steve: JUST WANT TO PLAY 212 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:03,930 A GAME, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LETTER 213 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,433 OPENERS, FOR LETTING ME SHIV MY CABLE BILL [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:16,509 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BEER FLIGHTS, FOR BEING THE 215 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:21,114 CLASSIEST WAY TO SAY, "I'D LIKE FIVE BEERS, PLEASE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,850 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY! THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 217 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:49,075 CHANCE THE RAPPER! * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 218 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:54,180 A THREE TIME GRAMMY WINNING ARTIST HIS CONCERT FILM "MAGNIFICENT 219 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:58,218 COLORING WORLD" WILL BE COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER. 220 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:05,859 HERE HE IS, CHANCE THE RAPPER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 221 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,161 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S MY FRIEND COME ON BUD. 222 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,563 >> HEY MAN >> Jimmy: LOOKING GREAT. LOOKING SHARP, BUD, AS ALWAYS. 223 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,099 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW >> RED CARPET READY. 224 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,068 THANKS, MAN. >> Jimmy: PLEASE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 225 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,704 HOW IS THE FAM HOW ARE THE KIDS >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD 226 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,609 WE GOT -- MY WIFE'S IN THE OTHER ROOM SHE'S GETTING HAIR AND MAKEUP, 227 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:28,048 AND ALL TYPES OF STUFF READY FOR TONIGHT'S PREMIER. AND THE KIDS ARE WITH THEIR 228 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,050 GRANDPARENTS SO IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD NIGHT. 229 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,652 >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD I LIKE WILD NIGHTS 230 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:37,357 LOOK AT HOW CUTE -- HOW OLD ARE THEY RIGHT NOW >> THAT'S KENSLI AND MARLI, 231 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,294 THEY ARE FIVE AND TWO. >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE INTO THE WHOLE PRINCESS THING, HUH? 232 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:45,432 >> YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER, I THINK THAT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF HER FRIENDS 233 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,835 HAD, LIKE, AN ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE THEY WERE ALL PRINCESSES 234 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:54,307 SO WE WENT ALL OUT AND GOT BOTH OF THEM PRINCESS OUTFITS >> Jimmy: YEAH 235 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:58,778 MY GIRLS DRESS LIKE THIS TO GO TO SCHOOL. THEY JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH. 236 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:03,383 I GO, "YEAH, JUST GO FOR IT. I DON'T CARE." WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 237 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,485 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON WE TALKED ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR 238 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,121 LOVE OF MOVIES ARE YOU SHOWING THE KIDS MOVIES LIKE YOUR FAVORITE WHEN YOU 239 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:12,692 WERE A KID >> OH, YEAH. ALL THE CLASSICS 240 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,029 MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS REALLY INTO "SPY KIDS." WHICH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 241 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,398 REMEMBER "SPY KIDS," BUT IT WAS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE "SPY 242 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,799 KIDS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 243 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,135 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT >> GIVE IT UP FOR "SPY KIDS. IT'S AMAZING 244 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:26,506 AND SHE ACTUALLY GOT HOOKED ON IT BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT "SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL" FROM 245 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:32,178 "WE CAN BE HEROES. WHICH IS A NEW MOVIE ON NETFLIX THAT ALL THE KIDS LOVE 246 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,381 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT'S CONNECTED TO MY CHILDHOOD. I GREW UP ON "SHARKBOY AND 247 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,183 LAVAGIRL." >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO IT'S A PRETTY COOL 248 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,687 CONNECTION THERE LOVE OF THE FILMS. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE ACTUALLY 249 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:47,060 DOING A REBOOT, I WANT TO SAY, OF "HOME ALONE." DID I READ THAT RIGHT? 250 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:51,064 >> IT'S A SECRET I'M WORKING ON -- I GOT THIS PITCH FOR A "HOME ALONE" 251 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:55,068 REBOOT AS A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW -- I'M SURE EVERYBODY HERE IS A HUGE 252 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,203 FAN OF "HOME ALONE." >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 253 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,807 >> JOHN HUGHES >> Jimmy: MACAULAY CULKIN. >> CHICAGO GUY 254 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,010 YEAH, MACAULAY CULKIN. CHICAGO FILM AND SINCE I WAS YOUNGER, I 255 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:10,417 ALWAYS WATCHED IT. AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IF THERE WAS A HOOD HOME ALONE? 256 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:15,555 OR HOOD ALONE, IF YOU WILL AND JUST A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC STORY ABOUT WHAT 257 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,191 HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND KICK IN DOORS AT THE WRONG HOUSE. 258 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:22,228 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, YOU KNOW -- HILARITY ENSUES 259 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,731 I CAN'T GIVE YOU TOO MANY DETAILS, BUT YEAH, THANKS FOR SAYING THAT. 260 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:29,869 YES, HOOD HOME ALONE >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. 261 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,473 IT'S ONE -- YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE KID, KEVIN? >> THERE'S TWO KIDS. 262 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:38,311 BUT IT'S -- IT'S UP FOR GRABS. YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS PROJECT? 263 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,280 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M IN GROUND FLOOR 264 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,550 I WANT TO GET IN ON THIS "HOOD ALONE. WHAT ARE WE CALLING IT 265 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,355 >> "HOOD ALONE." WRITE IT DOWN, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO DEAL WITH 266 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:52,192 YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY, WHICH BY THE WAY, I LOVE NAME, HOUSE OF KICKS 267 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,562 >> HOUSE OF KICKS. YEAH >> Jimmy: IS THAT SNEAKERS 268 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,864 WHAT IS IT >> IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT SNEAKERS. 269 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,934 WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH SHOES SO IT'S HOUSE OF KICKS, IT'S MY 270 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:05,305 FILM HOUSE IT'S WHERE WE MAKE OUR MOVIES OUT OF 271 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:10,310 AND THE NAME COMES "HOUSE OF KICKS" WHICH WAS THIS BLACK OWNED THEME PARK THAT ALL THE 272 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:14,180 KIDS IN CHICAGO USED TO GO TO. LIKE, ALL THE DAY CAMPS AND SCHOOLS WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS 273 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:19,753 ON FIELD TRIPS TO THE HOUSE OF KICKS. IT WAS THIS BIG INDOOR PLACE OF 274 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:25,191 WONDER ON THE SOUTH SIDE WHERE THERE WAS NOT A LOT OF NOTHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT. 275 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,394 AND WHEN I FIRST STARTED BUILDING, YOU KNOW, THE FILM HOUSE, AND GETTING INTO FILM 276 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:33,733 STUFF, I WANTED IT TO FEEL LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK. SO YEP, SO HOUSE OF KICKS -- NO 277 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,702 SHOES INVOLVED >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH I LOVE THAT. 278 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,671 YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. THAT'S ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 279 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:41,474 >> YEAH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU THOUGH 280 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,210 >> Jimmy: YOU MADE THIS CONCERT FILM WHICH I'M A FAN OF. "THE MAGNIFICENT COLORING 281 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,180 WORLD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU DO IT? 282 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,350 YOU SHOT THIS A COUPLE YEARS AGO, RIGHT >> YEAH. 283 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:55,255 I THINK I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT WHEN I FIRST STARTED SO, BASICALLY IT'S FOUR YEARS 284 00:20:55,255 --> 00:21:00,860 OLD. IT WAS A FILM THAT I SHOT RIGHT AFTER I WON THE GRAMMYS 285 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,130 IN 2017. I CAME BACK TO CHICAGO RIGHT AFTER FINISHING UP THIS TOUR, 286 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:09,069 GETTING READY TO GO ON ANOTHER ONE. AND I JUST HAD THIS IDEA THAT I 287 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:15,709 WANTED TO DO A CONCERT, BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR FILM. AND IT'D BE SHOT LIKE IT WAS A 288 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:19,546 A MOVIE. AND EVENTUALLY PUT IT OUT IN THE THEATERS 289 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,716 AND IT CAME TOGETHER IN LIKE THREE WEEKS, A BUNCH OF YEARS BACK, AND IT WAS AMAZING 290 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,885 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE. BUT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT FILM AT ALL, OR HOW TO 291 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:29,356 EDIT OR ANYTHING AND SO ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO, I SENT OUT FOR THE FILM, AND 292 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:41,167 BROUGHT IT TO THE STUDIO HOUSE, AND WORKED TIRELESSLY ON IT WITH ABOUT 20 PEOPLE 293 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,403 AND, YOU KNOW, SHOT SOME NEW STUFF, AND ALSO ENDED UP WORKING OUT A PARTNERSHIP WITH 294 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:49,109 AMC THEATERS TO GET IT DISTRIBUTED. AND NOW I'M THE FIRST EVER 295 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:54,414 INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTOR, ARTIST AND DISTRIBUTOR OF A FILM IN AMC HISTORY. 296 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:58,351 SO THINGS COME TOGETHER QUICKLY IF YOU TRY HARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:02,055 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> GET THE RIGHT PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WANTED 298 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:05,558 TO MENTION HOW GREAT YOU WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FANTASTIC 299 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,628 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- WHEN YOU HOSTED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,597 >> THANK YOU MAN >> Jimmy: TALENTED DUDE. >> I APPRECIATE IT 301 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:13,299 >> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS A PEAK AT "MAGNIFICENT 302 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,434 HERE IS A PEAK AT "MAGNIFICENT COLORING WORLD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 303 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:15,602 * 304 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:41,161 * * * 305 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,371 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GONNA BE FUN 306 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,540 TO SEE THAT IN THE THEATER PLAY IT LOUD >> SOMETHING NEW 307 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,608 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE COOL CHANCE THE RAPPER, EVERYBODY 308 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,144 CHANCE AND I WILL BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 309 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,113 SO STICK AROUND! COME BACK, MORE WITH CHANCE. COME ON. 310 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:12,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 311 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,794 TONIGHT SHOW." I AM HERE WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER. 312 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:19,199 NOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO LIVEN UP SOME OF 313 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:20,967 THE MOST BORING THINGS IMAGINABLE BY TURNING THEM INTO UNFORGETTABLE SONGS IN A GAME 314 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:30,877 CALLED "AUTO-TUNE-UP." * AUTO-TUNE-U YEAH 315 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:42,489 OH NO NO * >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:46,526 HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'LL EACH BE GIVEN A RANDOM BORING PARAGRAPH AND THE WORDS 317 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,495 WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN. AND OUR JOB IS TO TURN IT INTO AN AWESOME SONG WITH THE HELP 318 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:56,302 OF AUTO-TUNE YOU READY FOR THIS >> LET'S GO. 319 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,104 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD I'M UP FIRST LET'S SEE WHAT I WILL BE 320 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:04,144 AUTO-TUNING. * REGISTRATION INFO FOR A MUSIC 321 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:08,081 FESTIVAL THAT SOUNDS EXCITING OKAY 322 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:20,427 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO * REGISTERING IS EASY 323 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:24,898 MULTI-STEP PROCESS * * SIGN UP WITH YOUR NAM AND PHON 324 00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:32,872 NUMBER AND E-MAIL * * YOU'LL RECEIVE AN SMS WITH A UNIQUE CODE * 325 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:39,546 * AND A LINK TO PURCHAS THE MORNING OF THE PRESALE YEAH * 326 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:46,986 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, WOW. WOW. 327 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,089 >> GONNA BE HARD TO TOP THAT >> Jimmy: THAT IS CLIMBING THE CHARTS 328 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:54,394 YEAH CHANCE, NOW IT IS YOUR TURN. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GET 329 00:24:54,394 --> 00:25:01,935 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SIDE EFFECTS OF -- 330 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,571 >> THE SIDE EFFECTS FOR CLARITIN >> Jimmy: THE SIDE EFFECTS FOR 331 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,106 CLARITIN YEAH, IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR SCREEN 332 00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:13,213 THE SIDE EFFECTS OF CLARITIN WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY. >> ALL RIGHT 333 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:16,883 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. * * YEAH COMMON SID 334 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:21,554 EFFECTS OF CLARITI INCLUDE * * HEADACHE SLEEPINESS 335 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:25,925 NERVOUSNESS * * DRY MOUTH, SORE THROA BLURRED VISION 336 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:31,931 OR NOSEBLEED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED TO GET 337 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,668 REAL FAST AT ONE POINT * SLEEPINES NERVOUSNESS * 338 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:41,307 * ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. 339 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,942 MY TURN. LET'S SEE WHAT I'M GOING TO SING 340 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:49,949 * OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:53,987 A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT CRYPTOCURRENCY IS. >> NO ONE KNOWS. 342 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,823 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, GOOD LUCK WITH THIS ONE. ALL RIGHT. 343 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,491 HERE WE GO LET ME HEAR THIS * 344 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:10,036 * CRYPTOCURRENC IS A DECENTRALIZED DIGITAL MONEY * 345 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:18,378 * DESIGNED TO BE USED OVER THE INTERNET * * POPULAR CRYPTOCURRENCIE 346 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:28,054 THEY INCLUDE * * BITCOIN ETHEREUM ETHEREUM * 347 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:35,628 * DOGECOI AND ZCASH * * 348 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:41,101 * YEAH* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THE ZCASH WAS SO HARD 349 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:46,072 THE ZCASH JUST WENT CRAZY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LAST SONG FOR YOU, CHANCE. 350 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:55,515 HERE WE GO * [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:59,586 >> EBAY LISTING FOR A USED POOL CUE? IS THAT WHAT THAT SAYS 352 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:01,521 POLL CUE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE EBAY LISTING FOR A USED POOL CUE. 353 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,289 SOUNDS VERY EXCITING ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH 354 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:08,094 THIS GIVE HIM THE TRACK * 355 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:23,043 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, WOW * YEA THIS TWO-PIECE CUE STICK 356 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:31,184 IS IN A VERY GOOD CONDITION * * THERE ARE NO CRACKS 357 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:41,061 OR SPLINTERS SHOWING * * ANYWHERE ON THI ANYWHERE ON THIS * 358 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:47,801 * I DO NOT HAVE THE KEY FOR THE LOCK SYSTE FOR THE CASE 359 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:53,707 I'M SORRY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHANCE THE RAPPER, 360 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,342 EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT HIS CONCERT FILM, "MAGNIFICENT COLORING WORLD" 361 00:27:55,342 --> 00:28:00,413 EXCLUSIVELY AT AMC THEATERS THIS SUMMER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 362 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:07,787 "TONIGHT SHOW. * YOU DON'T HAVE THE KEYS DON'T HAVE THE KEYS NO * 363 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:23,370 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 364 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,038 WHO VOICES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE HIT NETFLIX MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE 365 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:28,775 MACHINES" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW. HERE IS FRED ARMISEN 366 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:38,051 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD, FRED 367 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:42,288 >> HI. >> Jimmy: COME ON. IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD. 368 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:45,358 >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING, MAN >> WHAT YOU ARE UP TO? 369 00:28:45,358 --> 00:28:48,762 WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M HOSTING "THE 370 00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:53,633 TONIGHT SHOW." >> AW, THAT'S SO GREAT, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:56,903 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MY GUEST. HEY, IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING THAT -- YOUR HEAD HAS NEVER 372 00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:01,141 BEEN BIGGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAD IT ENLARGED 373 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:07,047 >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS PRE -- THIS IS PRE-PANDEMIC 374 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:12,185 >> DURING PANDEMIC, SO DUR-PAN I JUST HAD -- IT'S REALLY EASY IT'S NOT THAT MUCH OF A HASSLE 375 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,220 YOU JUST - >> Jimmy: DUR-PAN. >> --GET SOME SHELLING THAT 376 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:19,392 GOES INTO THE FOREHEAD AND SOME SORT OF SHELLING THAT GOES INTO THE SIDES -- 377 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:21,895 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE SHELLING >> -- IT SORT OF EXPANDS YEAH, IT SORT OF -- AND IT -- 378 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:25,632 IT TAKES A DAY AT THE MOST I WAS JUST OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND -- 379 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:28,902 >> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT, I CAN -- FRED, I CAN BE YOUR LEGS IF YOU WANT 380 00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:33,039 MAYBE IF YOU WANT TO - >> YEAH, LET'S DO THAT CAN YOU -- 381 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:45,085 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE. >> Jimmy: HOLD UP. 382 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:49,055 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, BOY SURE IS GREAT, JUST STRETCHING 383 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,424 OUT. AND GOT MY PANTS ON AND MY SHOES HERE 384 00:29:51,424 --> 00:29:53,660 MY SHOES LOOK GREAT. AW MAN, THESE ARE DANCING SHOES. 385 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,695 * I LIKE TO DANCE I LIKE TO DANC GET UP AND DANCE 386 00:29:55,695 --> 00:30:04,337 DOO DOO * * I LIKE TO DANCE * * 387 00:30:04,337 --> 00:30:07,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FRED IT FEELS LIKE -- 388 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:08,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT FEELS LIKE YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO ME. 389 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:15,048 [ LAUGHTER ] IN A WEIRD WAY FRED IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 390 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,750 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RECORD STORE DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE AMBASSADOR 391 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:23,690 FOR RECORD STORE DAY THAT'S A BIG DEAL. I THINK IT'S AWESOME 392 00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,759 >> IT'S GREAT. THEY DO IT EVERY YEAR. AND I LOVE GOING RECORD 393 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:27,627 SHOPPING EVERYWHERE I GO, WHEREVER I TRAVEL. I REALLY DO STOP INTO RECORD 394 00:30:27,627 --> 00:30:30,997 STORES I KNOW THAT YOU'RE REALLY INTO VINYL. 395 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:34,601 AND YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A WHOLE RECORD ROOM AND EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: I DO, I LOVE - 396 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:38,772 YEAH, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST RECORD DO YOU REMEMBER? 397 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:40,940 >> FIRST RECORDS I EVER GOT WERE BEATLES RECORDS I LIVED IN BRAZIL. 398 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:46,312 AND MY DAD WORKED FOR IBM. SO WE WERE THERE AND MY MOM WOULD GET ME BEATLES 399 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,948 RECORDS. THIS IS SORT OF POST -- RIGHT AFTER THEY BROKE UP. 400 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:55,488 SO THERE WAS LIKE WINGS RECORDS AND BEATLES. >> Jimmy: YEAH 401 00:30:55,488 --> 00:30:57,457 >> REMEMBER, IT WAS ALL KIND OF THE SAME THING AND SO THEN, I USED TO -- SO 402 00:30:57,457 --> 00:31:02,195 THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST RECORDS I GOT. >> Jimmy: BEATLES FOREVER. 403 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,297 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT -- WHAT IS THAT ALBUM >> IT WAS LIKE A COMPILATION 404 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,232 THAT THEY -- THAT APPLE PUT OUT. BUT THIS WAS LIKE ON THE 405 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:12,372 BRAZILIAN LABEL. SO, I USED TO THINK THAT - [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 406 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,874 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I USED TO JUST THINK THAT THEY ALL HAD THIS PORTUGUESE 407 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:20,246 WRITING ON IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD MENTION, WHAT DATES ARE 408 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,949 RECORD STORE DAY SO EVERYONE KNOWS. >> THAT'S JUNE 12th AND 409 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:25,285 JULY 17th. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE DOING IT TWICE THIS 410 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,120 YEAR GOOD, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT 411 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,723 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T SAY 412 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,591 WHAT YEAR. 2021 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, WE KNOW. 413 00:31:31,591 --> 00:31:34,861 NO, NO, NO, IT'S THIS YEAR IT'S 2021. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 414 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:37,597 FRED, YOU DO VOICES AND CHARACTERS YOU ALSO DO IMPRESSIONS, BY THE 415 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:40,166 WAY. AND I HEARD THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON A NEW IMPRESSION. 416 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:47,574 CAN YOU -- CAN YOU MAYBE DO IT FOR US TONIGHT >> YES, YEAH 417 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,376 SO THERE'S AN IMPRESSION I WANT TO DO OF -- THESE ARE INSTAGRAM ADS THAT I KEEP GETTING. 418 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,711 RIGHT? SO I GOT TO PUT THIS BACK LIKE THIS, A LITTLE BIT IF YOU DON'T 419 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:53,113 MIND I KEEP -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET THESE? 420 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:59,953 BUT IT'S LIKE -- IF I COULD GET -- THE BAND TO DO LIKE A LITTLE CHILL WAVE 421 00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:08,328 MUSIC? 'CAUSE THEY LOVE DEMONSTRATING THINGS 422 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:11,631 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH ON INSTAGRAM, SURE * 423 00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:29,115 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT BENDS OH, HE CAN WALK WITH IT. 424 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:33,486 YEP. >> YEAH, IT'S -- THEY ALWAYS SHOWED THAT IT'S PORTABLE. 425 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:35,555 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. THAT'S A GREAT IMPRESSION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 426 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:37,924 >> I SEE THESE ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT -- I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU 427 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:39,592 WERE DOING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE 428 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:41,995 MACHINES." YOU KNOW, THIS HAS BEEN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE ON NETFLIX FOR 429 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,863 TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS EVER SINGLE DAY, THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE. 430 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:49,135 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG HIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 431 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,838 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY FUNNY. IT'S FUNNY FOR ADULTS. IT'S FUNNY FOR ADULTS AND KIDS 432 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,907 MY KIDS LOVE IT. BUT ALSO, I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD 433 00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:58,511 IT'S WELL, WELL DONE CONGRATULATIONS. >> I THOUGHT THEY DID A GREAT 434 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:00,580 JOB. THANKS IT WAS -- ME AND BECK BENNETT 435 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:03,583 PLAY ROBOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SORT OF MALFUNCTIONING 436 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,286 ROBOTS SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: IS THAT IT 437 00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:15,562 [ LAUGHTER ] FRED FRED, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 438 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:18,398 FRED, MY ZOOM -- >> YEAH, YES, I CAN HEAR YOU THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW? 439 00:33:18,398 --> 00:33:20,166 I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE. 440 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:26,940 IT'S JUST -- >> Jimmy: WHY? WHY NOT? 441 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:29,075 >> I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I'M TAKING UP - DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO WHAT 442 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:33,646 THE MOVIE IS ABOUT >> Jimmy: JUST DO THE BEGINNING AT LEAST 443 00:33:33,646 --> 00:33:36,683 >> OKAY, SO OPEN ON TITLE SEQUENCE >> Jimmy: AH, FORGET IT! 444 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:39,085 FORGET IT. IT'S GONNA TAKE TOO LONG TITLE SEQUENCE 445 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,920 HERE WE ARE. BACK AGAIN HERE WE GO 446 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:48,128 AND THERE WE GO. I TRY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. >> WHAT IS IT -- 447 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:50,230 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU - >> CAN I SPEAK CAN I SPEAK? 448 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,965 >> Jimmy: AND THEN I - >> NO. NO 449 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,167 YOU ASKED ME - >> Jimmy: YOU SAID - >> YOU ASKED ME DISTINCTLY 450 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,971 YOU -- >> Jimmy: I WISH I HAD A A MIRROR 451 00:33:57,971 --> 00:34:01,241 >> YOU ASKED ME -- YOU SAID, WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT? 452 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,443 >> Jimmy: TO SHOW WHAT YOU YOU'RE LOOKING AT. NO, I SAID TO YOU. 453 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:06,179 >> NO. WHAT DID YOU SAY I WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR WHAT 454 00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:12,719 YOU SAID YOU TELL EVERYONE. WHAT DID - 455 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,155 >> Jimmy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT I SAID. 456 00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:18,792 >> YOU -- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW 457 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:22,495 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT AND I MEANT I DIDN'T KNOW. AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE 458 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,230 MOVIE WAS ABOUT. ALL RIGHT? I'M SORRY. 459 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:30,070 OKAY >> IT'S A ROBOT APOCALYPSE THERE! 460 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:34,541 NOW NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,176 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALREADY THE NUMBER ONE FREAKIN' MOVIE ON NETFLIX. 462 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:39,212 >> BUT WHO'S WATCHING IT >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING IT! 463 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:45,085 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE. 464 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,553 HERE'S THE VERY FUNNY FRED ARMISEN IN "THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES. 465 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,822 FRED ARMISEN IN "THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES. TAKE A LOOK. 466 00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:52,192 >> WE ARE ROBOTS LET US GO DOWNSTAIRS AND FIND 467 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:57,530 THE HUMANS WHO YOU CANNOT GIVE ORDERS TO. >> OKAY, CUT IT OUT. 468 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:10,643 >> HOLD ON, I KIND OF WANT TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. >> GLAD THOSE ROBOTS ARE GONE. 469 00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:15,582 >> NOW IT'S JUST US HUMANS WITH OUR VERY HUMAN FACES >> ALL RIGHT 470 00:35:15,582 --> 00:35:18,284 I JUST TURNED THE CORNER I LIKE THESE GUYS. >> YES 471 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:23,056 MY HUMAN GUY NAME IS ERIC. >> MY NAME IS ALSO ERIC. >> NO. 472 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:28,695 I MEAN DEBRA BOT 5,000. >> IDIOT 473 00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:32,065 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, EVERYBODY! 474 00:35:32,065 --> 00:35:34,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX. 475 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,469 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ALAN JACKSON, EVERYBODY. 476 00:35:36,469 --> 00:36:00,226 STICK AROUND IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE! * 477 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:03,496 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WAY DOWN IN MY WHISKEY" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "WHERE HAVE YOU GONE," 478 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:20,046 HERE IS ALAN JACKSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 479 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:37,163 * MOST OF THE DAY I KEEP HER FAR AWA THEN SOME LITTLE SOMETHING 480 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:48,341 WILL START THAT OLE REPLAY * * I DON'T PULL OU HER BEST PICTURE 481 00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:59,185 I DON'T EVER SAY HER NAM AND I CAN'T STOP IT * * WHEN THE BOTTLE'S LOW 482 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:12,599 LATE AT NIGHT ALL ALON WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY * 483 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:22,642 * AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUN WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY * 484 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:40,794 * THAT'S WHEN SHE COMES AROUND * * 485 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:46,366 * YOU CAN MOVE OU OF THE HOUSE YOU CAN SELL THA 486 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:57,410 OLE MUSTANG * * SLEEP ON THE WRON SIDE OF THE BE 487 00:37:57,410 --> 00:38:04,084 THE DREAMS ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU CAN TELL YOUR 488 00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:15,362 HEART TO LET HER G THERE'S PARTS THAT STILL REMAIN * 489 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:20,033 * IT'LL NEVER ALL JUST DISAPPEAR I KNOW SHE'LL BE THERE 490 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:31,544 DRIVING ME INSANE * * WHEN I'M WAY DOWN IN MY WHISKE 491 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:43,123 AND MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND WHEN I'M WAY DOWN * * IN MY WHISKEY 492 00:38:43,123 --> 00:39:02,142 THAT'S WHEN SH COMES AROUND * * 493 00:39:02,142 --> 00:39:10,650 * OH I CAN'T LET HER GO WHEN THE BOTTLE'S LO SHE'LL BE THERE I KNOW 494 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:24,030 WHEN I'M WAY DOWN * * IN MY WHISKEY MY MIND IS ALL UNWOUND 495 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:32,038 WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY * * THAT'S WHEN SHE 496 00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:37,043 COMES AROUND WHEN I'M WAY DOW IN MY WHISKEY * 497 00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:40,947 * THAT'S WHEN SHE COMES AROUND * * 498 00:39:40,947 --> 00:40:01,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE JOIN US NEXT WEEK - 499 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:03,470 CHRIS ROCK WILL BE HERE, BLAKE SHELTON, AND PINK 500 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:06,072 BIG WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO CHANCE THE RAPPER 501 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:08,708 FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALAN JACKSON 502 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:13,113 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 503 00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:16,349 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 504 00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:18,852 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * *