[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
JOEL McHALE, THALIA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1460 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME
NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH SIX STATE GOVERNORS TO DISCUSS
WAYS THAT THEY CAN GET MORE AMERICANS VACCINATED YEP, THEY SPENT ABOUT
15 MINUTES COMING UP WITH IDEAS, AND THREE HOURS TALKING ABOUT IF BENNIFER IS BACK.
THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN NEEDED MORE IDEAS AFTER DR.FAUCI REFUSED TO POSE FOR A SHIRTLESS CALENDAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CRAZY THAT THIS IS STILL A PROBLEM.
I MEAN, EVEN COVID IS THINKING, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RESIGNING MY LEASE
[ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET THE DEPOSIT BACK."
NOT SURE WHAT INCENTIVES TO GET VACCINATED ARE LEFT. I MEAN SO FAR WE'VE TRIED FOOD,
ALCOHOL, DRUGS, GIFT CARDS, SPORTS TICKETS, MONEY. PRETTY MUCH JUST LEAVES SEX,
DOESN'T IT I MEAN, IS THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING?
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, I AM NOT DOING THAT, NO, NO, NO
NO -- NO ABSOLUTELY. GET BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GET VACCINATED EVERYBODY, JUST PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: GET THE SHOT >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING ALL THEY
CAN TO GET PEOPLE VACCINATED TODAY, I READ THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS TEAMING UP
WITH McDONALD'S TO HELP RAISE VACCINE AWARENESS. YEP, SO GET FOR THE ALL NEW
McDERNA. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING THROUGH
HISTORIC TIMES WHEN McDONALD'S IS GIVING PUBLIC HEALTH ADVICE, DON'T YOU THINK?
YEP, McDONALD'S IS EVEN PUTTING UP A BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE THAT SAYS IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH
THE AFTER EFFECTS OF THE McRIB, YOU CAN DEAL WITH THE AFTEREFFECTS OF THE VACCINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO AS LONG AS McDONALD'S IS
WORKING TO FIGHT DISEASE THEY MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO WHATEVER THIS THING WAS.
I HAVE NO IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, IT
WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT SOME SUBWAY STATIONS ARE OFFERING COVID VACCINES
FIRST THEY STERILIZE YOUR ARM WITH A $2 BOTTLE OF VODKA AND A PAPER BAG THAT WAS LEFT IN
THE SEAT, THEN THEY HOLD THE SHOT NEAR YOUR ARM, AND A PARKOUR DANCER KICKS IT IN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ACTUALLY COOL. THEY EVEN GOT THE MTA ANNOUNCER
TO LIST ALL OF THE SIDE EFFECTS. "HEADACHES, SORENESS,
SWEATING." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, OVER IN ITALY A
A NURSE ACCIDENTALLY GAVE A WOMAN SIX DOSES OF THE PFIZER VACCINE IN ONE SHOT.
I THINK IN ITALY THEY CALL THAT FAMILY STYLE [ LAUGHTER ]
SIX DOSES OF THE VACCINE I'M 99 PERCENT SURE THIS IS HOW EVERY MARVEL MOVIE STARTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SAVE US, CAPTAIN PFIZER. AT THIS POINT, SHE'S NOW SHE IS
PROTECTED FROM COVID-19, 20, 21, 22 [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THAT WE MADE IT THROUGH THE WORST OF THE PANDEMIC, THE NEXT BIG
THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH HAS ARRIVED.
STRAWBERRY FUNNEL CAKE
FRAPPUCINO IT HAS AS MANY CALORIES AS A A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AT
McDONALD'S IT'S A BLEND OF STRAWBERRY PUREE AND WHIPPED CREAM WITH
FUNNEL CAKE PIECES AND POWDERED SUGAR.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT ONE WALK
IN AND SAY, "VENTI DIABETI." YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE, "I'LL TAKE A FUNNEL CAKE
FRAPPUCCINO, BUT CAN I GET THAT WITH SKIM MILK?" [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. I SAW THAT ABC JUST RENEWED "GREY'S ANATOMY" FOR AN 18th
SEASON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVEN THE CICADAS COMING BACK
ARE LIKE, "THIS SHOW IS STILL ON?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL THIS IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SPORTING EVENTS EVERY YEAR
RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN PLAYS IN A HOCKEY GAME WITH PROFESSIONAL
PLAYERS, AND EVERY YEAR HE DOES AMAZING. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH IN THIS GAME, HE SCORES EIGHT GOALS.
WATCH THIS
>> VLADIMIR PUTIN -- [ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]
>> Jimmy: HEY-HO HE COMES IN -- YEP AND YEAH, FALL DOWN NOW ---
OOPS, EIGHT GOALS, AMAZING ONE SHOT WAS BLOCKED AND THE GOALIE WAS LATER ACCIDENTALLY
RUN OVER BY A ZAMBONI. [ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, I SAW THAT THE
COST OF WOOD IS INCREASING WHICH IS MAKING TOILET PAPER MORE EXPENSIVE
MAYBE THAT'S WHY DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "WELL, LET'S NOT THROW OUT THOSE FACE MASKS JUST YET.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE UP FOR THE ROOT, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT CROWD WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE HOSTS NEW FOX COMPETITION SERIES "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN.
JOEL McHALE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE GOOD
I LIKE IT. PLUS, WE ARE HONORED HER NEW ALBUM "DESAMORFOSIS" IS
OUT THIS FRIDAY. THALIA IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ARE GOING TO TALK TO THALIA AND WE ARE PREMIERING THE VIDEO FOR HER SONG "MOJITO" LATER IN
THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WANT A TASTE OF -- HERE'S
A LITTLE -- THIS -- THIS IS GOING TO BE A SUMMER JAM * MOJITO MOJITO *
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE OUT ON THE BOAT
COME ON. THALIA, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GORGEOUS TALENTED UNBELIEVABLE
I AM HONORED SHE'S AWESOME. GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR THE LATEST
EDITION OF OUR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "WHAT IS THE GREATEST THREAT
FACING AMERICA TODAY?" 10% SAID IRAN, 10% SAID NORTH KOREA, AND 10% SAID
RUSSIA 70% SAID, "DADS JOINING TIKTOK."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AGREE.
NEXT POLL ASKED, "ARE YOU DRINKING ENOUGH WATER? 40% SAID, "I COULD BE DRINKING
MORE." 40% SAID, "I THINK I'M DRINKING THE RIGHT AMOUNT."
20% SAID, "WHAT PERCENTAGE OF WHITE CLAW IS WATER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHERE DO YOU WATCH "MARE OF
EAST TOWN?"" 25% SAID, "ON MY PHONE. AND 25% SAID, "IN MY HOME.
25% SAID, "WHILE EATING A HOAGIE AND DRINKING WOOTER." 25% SAID, "NOT SURE WHY YER
BEING SO NEWSEY BUT, I'LL PROLLY WATCH AFTER GETTING COMFORTABLE IN THE BAFF-ROOM."
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT ARE YOUR SUMMER PLANS?
2% SAID, "GOING TO THE BEACH." 2% SAID, "VISITING MY FAMILY." 96% SAID, "TRYING TO REMEMBER
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "HOW DO YOU THINK THAT JOE BIDEN IS
DOING AS PRESIDENT?" 70% SAID, "I AM REALLY PLEASED SO FAR."
29% SAID, "I THINK HE'S DOING A HORRIBLE JOB." AND 1% SAID, "NOW LISTEN HERE
JACK, I ONCE KNEW A GUY NAMED SPITSHINE JOHANSON HE USED TO SHINE YOUR SHOES SO
GOOD YOU COULD SEE IF SOMEONE COMING IN THE REFLECTION WAS A A FRIEND OR FOE.
IF IT WAS A FOE, YOU COULD KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH BEFORE HE GOTCHA!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. SO SPECIFIC.
>> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT CHARCUTERIE BOARDS?"
25% SAID, "THEY LOOK GREAT ON INSTAGRAM. 20% SAID, "EVERYONE CAN EAT AS
MUCH OR LITTLE AS THEY WANT. 55% SAID, "THEY'RE BASICALLY ADULT LUNCHABLES."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DO YOU THINK COMMITTED THE
MURDER IN THE DOCUMENTARY? 40% SAID, "THE HUSBAND." 20% SAID, "WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN
SAY WHICH DOCUMENTARY. 40% SAID, "DOESN'T MATTER, IT WAS THE HUSBAND, TRUST ME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE LAST POLL ASKED, "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF BIDEN'S
CABINET? 100% SAID, "I'M GOING BE REAL WITH YOU, I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE
MEMBER OF BIDEN'S CABINET, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THALIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. NOW, WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS, RIGHT?
AND EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THEIR PET IS THE BEST. >> HOMER
>> Jimmy: WELL, HOMER, YES SHOUT OUT TO HOMER WELL, I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT
WAS TRUE SO IT'S TIME FOR "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME?"
* WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN ME *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST PET. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME'S TERESA HANULA, AND THIS IS LEONARD, AND WE'RE FROM
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HI, TERESA HI, LEONARD. TERESA, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
DOG -- TELL ME ABOUT LEONARD >> WELL, LEONARD IS A THREE-YEAR-OLD BORDER COLLIE
WHO LOVES TO LEARN NEW TRICKS, AND ONE OF HIS FAVORITE TRICKS IS TO PAINT.
>> Jimmy: TO PAINT WOW! >> PAINT
>> Jimmy: SO, I'M ALREADY -- I'M ALREADY GUESSING, YEAH, THIS IS WHY YOUR PET IS BETTER
THAN ME. YOUR DOG PAINTS? >> HE PAINTS, AND EVEN THOUGH
HE'S A DOG, AND HE'S JUST 3, HE'S PROBABLY DONE ABOUT 100 OF HIS OWN ABSTRACT PAINTINGS
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. ALL RIGHT, LEONARD -- CAN WE SEE WHAT LEONARD DOES?
SORRY TO BORE YOU, LEONARD [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE WHAT LEONARD DOES
>> READY, TAKE GOOD NOW, GO PAINT IT
[ LAUGHTER ] GOOD THERE YOU GO
PAINT IT >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS ]
>> YEAH. WAIT HEY, GO PAINT IT
YES, GO PAINT IT YEAH >> Jimmy: LEONARD, THIS IS -
>> NOW, GO CLEAN UP. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> GOOD BOY!
>> Jimmy: YOU IMPRESSED US, LEONARD. >> YEAH.
GOOD >> Jimmy: WELL, HE'S GOT -- HE'S GOT ONE MORE COLOR.
GO FOR IT. YEAH, LEONARD, LET'S SEE ANOTHER COLOR.
YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER ONE? >> GOOD BOY, LEONARD GOOD
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, LEONARD. YES.
THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S A GOOD BOY. NOW, HE'S DONE
>> LEONARD >> Jimmy: IT'S A MASTERPIECE, LEONARD.
OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES
>> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LEONARD, OH, MY GOSH
HE'S SO TALENTED THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'RE GOING TO LET LEONARD KEEP
WORKING, AND WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN WITH HIM LATER TO SEE HOW HE'S DOING WITH HIS
PAINTING LET'S SEE OUR NEXT PET OVER HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU FROM
>> HI, I'M JEFF DALEBOUT, AND THESE ARE MY DAUGHTERS, HALEY AND KELSEY, AND WE'RE FROM
PROVO, UTAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HALEY, KELSEY, HI.
HI HALEY HI, KELSEY WELCOME, GUYS.
AND WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE WITH YOU? >> THIS IS KITTYWINSKI
HE'S A 1-YEAR-OLD MALE TABBY >> Jimmy: KITTY -- KITTYWINSKI >> YES
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. NOW -- NOW -- YOU SAID THAT SO MATTER OF FACTLY, LIKE THAT'S
A COMMON NAME. YOU GO, "YEAH, OF COURSE YES, OF COURSE, IT'S
KITTYWINSKI. TELL ME -- CAN YOU TELL ME WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME
[ MEOWING ] >> KITTYWINSKI'S A A COMPOSER, AND HE PLAYS ALL OF HIS OWN MUSIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY LET'S -- LET'S -- LET'S SEE IT
LET'S BE REAL QUIET AND LET'S HEAR KITTYWINSKI HERE WE GO
>> CAN YOU PLAY? CAN YOU PLAY PLAY
* CAN YOU KEEP PLAYING PLAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A SHORT SONG THERE, BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW, HE'S BACK.
KITTYWINSKI. GOOD JOB THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR LAST PET HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> HELLO, MY NAME'S HOLLY ASHBROOK, AND I'M FROM MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.
>> Jimmy: MANCHESTER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES! I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. PLEASE TELL US A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT YOUR PETS. >> OKAY. SO, THIS GIRL HERE IS YUKI, AND
SHE'S A JAPANESE SPITZ AND THIS LITTLE BOY HERE IS TED, AND HE IS A JACK RUSSELL
CROSS MINIATURE PINSCHER >> Jimmy: THEY'RE VERY CUTE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHY ARE YOUR
PETS BETTER THAN ME? >> WELL, JIMMY, I BELIEVE MY PETS ARE BETTER THAN YOU
BECAUSE THEY CAN DANCE WHEN I SING >> Jimmy: THEY DANCE WHEN YOU
SING ALL RIGHT. THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
I'M READY TO SEE THIS. LET'S SEE THIS >> OKAY.
YUKI COME HERE * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW
IT DO A SPIN * * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW
IT AND YOU REALLY * * WANT TO SHOW IT IF YOU'RE HAPP
AND YOU KNOW IT * * DO A SPIN * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
OH, THEY GIVE A HIGH FIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
THAT IS FANTASTIC. THANK YOU! LET'S CHECK BACK IN WITH
LEONARD AND SEE HOW LEONARD'S DOING. LEONARD.
OH, MY GOSH, LEONARD OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO THANK ALL OF OUR TALENTED PETS, LEONARD,
KITTYWINSKI, TED AND YUKI. IF YOU HAVE A PET THAT YOU THINK IS BETTER THAN ME AND
WANT TO SEE, GO TO TONIGHTNIGHTSHOW.COM/WHYISYOURPE AND SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOEL McHALE, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST HOSTS
A BRAND NEW COMPETITION SERIES CALLED "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN," WHICH PREMIERES WEDNESDAY,
MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX HERE IS JOEL McHALE!
*
OH, OH, WOW. OH, WOW! UNBELIEVABLE
OH, WOW, WOW WELCOME. JOEL, WOW >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WOW. OH, MY GOODNESS. >> THANK YOU
OH, MAN, >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. JOEL, WELCOME.
WELCOME. >> OH. >> Jimmy: OH
OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT'S A PET JOEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT AN ENTRANCE
WHO IS THAT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO IS THAT FRIEND
>> I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> I JUST KNOW IT IS GOING TO BE WAY BETTER THAN THAT CAT THAT DOESN'T REALLY PLAY THE
PIANO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS
PERFECT. >> OH. >> Jimmy: HEY, GET A SEAT.
JOEL THIS IS -- OH, MY GOD JOEL, JOEL, BE CAREFUL JOEL, BE CAREFUL NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOEL, WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY
WELCOME. >> OH, WAIT FOR THE CLICK. THERE IT IS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BUDDY, I FOLLOW YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA --
>> UH-HUH. WELL, JIMMY, LET ME TELL YA -- I ACTUALLY DIDN'T FREEZE
I JUST MADE THAT UP. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DID JOEL, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT --
YOU'RE NOT FROZEN, JOEL. YOUR EYES ARE MOVING, JOEL >> OH, SORRY
SORRY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: I FOLLOW YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND I WANT TO ASK
YOU A QUESTION 'CAUSE YOU DO A A LOT OF GRILLING AND LIKE SMOKING.
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: AND YOU DO LIKE 11-HOUR SMOKING THINGS
I AM GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH TARIQ SOON FROM THE ROOTS. WE'RE HAVING A BARBEQUE-OFF
COMPETITION. I AM TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO MAKE
>> YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. YOU'VE ALREADY LOST. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S ON THE GRILL, OR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT --
>> LIFE? NO [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE WINNING NO, OKAY SO YOU ARE GOING UP AGAINST
TARIQ AND YOU NEED TO OUTGRILL HIM, RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> OKAY. TARIQ, CAN I GIVE YOU A RECIPE TO MAKE, 'CAUSE I DO COOK A LOT
OF MEAT, 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE IF THE VIRUS IS NOT GOING TO GET ME, I AM GOING TO DIE OF HIGH
CHOLESTEROL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY SMART, JOEL
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH, TARIQ, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU EAR MUFF
CAN YOU JUST LIKE PLUG YOUR EARS >> CAN YOU EAR MUFF?
>> Tariq: I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU CAN GIVE HIM THE RECIPE, I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, HERE IT IS.
JIMMY, DO YOU COOK AT ALL? >> Jimmy: YES, ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING, YEAH
>> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE, ABSOLUTELY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, GREAT. THIS IS GOOD
YOU WANT TO TAKE A STEAK AND JUST STICK IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 35 MINUTES
IT WILL BE FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PERFECT.
OH, OKAY I DO SOME COOKING. >> OKAY, WELL THEN, HAVE YOU
HEARD OF THE BROWN BUTTER METHOD FOR A BONE AND RIBEYE >> Jimmy: NO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OOH AND HAVE YOU HEARD OF A COMB
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING INTO THE COMB
I'M LOOKING INTO THE COMB. SORRY, WE'LL WORK INTO THAT. >> I'LL NEVER BE AS CUTE AS
YOU, BUT I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS RECIPE, AND YOU WILL BEAT TARIQ WITH IT, I SWEAR
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
YOU HEAR THAT RIGHT THERE? [ CHEERS ] >> Tariq: HELLO, HELLO,
BOBBY FLAY YEAH, MAN, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO DO THAT THING
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Tariq: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DOES THAT SAY BOBBY FLAY OR BOBBY FILET? >> Tariq: SORRY?
>> Jimmy: DID YOU SAY BOBBY FLAY OR BOBBY FILET? >> Tariq: I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I NEED YOU TO DO THAT
THING. >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN IDEA, AND I THINK I'M GOING TO WIN THIS
ONE. WHAT IS SOME OF THE CRAZIEST STUFF YOU'VE EVER EATEN?
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG FOODIE >> WELL, I HAD LAMB'S BRAIN
PASTA ONE TIME THAT WAS FROM MY WEDDING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN HAVE THAT OR THE LASAGNA. YEAH, LAMB'S BRAIN PASTA
I GO WITH THE FISH >> THE CAKE -- NO, BUT, I'VE HAD COBRA BEFORE
>> Jimmy: MAYBE I COULD GRILL A COBRA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT, AND I ASSUME "RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI" FANS WILL BE
VERY UPSET [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
DEEP CUT, DEEP CUT YOU'VE GOT QUESTLOVE - >> THAT'S FOR EVERYBODY
OVER 50. >> Jimmy: -- YOU'VE GOT QUESTLOVE WITH THAT ONE.
>> Questlove: HEY. >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU DID.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WERE LAUGHING.
>> Questlove: OKAY, YES, I WAS LL >> HE WAS LIKE, "EH." >> Jimmy: JOEL, I WANT TO ASK
YOU ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS BECAUSE WE DON'T USUALLY TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOUR NEXT
PROJECT IS AND MOST RECENTLY, IT WAS "CARD SHARKS. YOU'RE THE HOST OF "CARD
SHARKS." IT IS RETURNING. SO, CONGRATS ON THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. WE HAVE ACTUAL -- ACTUAL SHARK
CONTESTANTS THIS YEAR. SO, IT'S EXCTING >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT TRUE
AGAIN, JUNE 16TH, 10:00 P.M. ON ABC AND THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT THEN, YOU GO, "NO, I
WANT TO TAKE IT A STEP UP," AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS. IT'S CALLED "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN.
THIS IS ON FOX >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW, EXPLAIN WHAT THE
SHOW IS TO ME. IT IS NOT A CRIME SCENE, RIGHT >> NO, NO, YOU GO TO A CRIME
SCENE, AND THEN, YOU EAT NEXT TO A MURDER VICTIM >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE
NO, NO >> NO -- WELL, OKAY, IT IS A A CRIME SCENE IN THAT THERE'S
A KITCHEN, AND SOMETHING WAS BAKED THERE, SOME SORT OF WONDERFUL DESSERT.
SKILLED BAKERS, SOME TRAINED, SOME NOT TRAINED, GO IN THERE AND THEY JUST FIND TINY LITTLE
PIECES OF EVIDENCE LIKE A DROP OF LEMON OR A LITTLE BIT OF FROSTING, AND THEN, THEY GO
LIKE, "I GOT IT. IT IS A HUMMINGBIRD CAKE, AND THEY HAVE TWO HOURS TO TRY TO
RECREATE IT. SO IF YOU LIKE BAKED GOODS AND THE THRILL OF SOLVING MURDERS,
THEN YOU ARE IN LUCK >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A SHOW FOR TODAY THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE IS JOEL McHALE IN "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I AM GENERALLY A VERY STOIC AND PUT TOGETHER COMPOSED PERSON, BUT I'M ALSO VERY
JUMPY. I'M OUT OF BREATH. THIS IS --
>> HEY, GUYS [ SCREAMING WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> GREAT
REALLY GOOD. >> LOOK AT THIS. >> WE'RE REALLY GOOD
>> ARE YOU HERE TO DISTRACT US >> WOO, YEAH LOOK AT ALL THIS, OKAY
>> THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL, THANK YOU. >> I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO,
SO GET OUT OF HERE >> I WILL FIND MORE WAYS TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR TURTLENECK
LATER. >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T FIND MYSELF MAKING FUN OF YOUR
OUTFIT >> NO, BUT I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU SHOULD
DO JOEL McHALE, EVERYBODY >> YES
>> Jimmy: "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN" PREMIERES MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX
JOEL AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH JOEL McHALE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOEL, SINCE YOU ARE A GREAT
ACTOR AND YOU'RE QUICK ON YOUR FEET, I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE PUT YOUR MOVIE
KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST. IT IS TIME FOR "A-TO-Z." HERE WE GO
* A TO A TO Z * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW TO
WORK YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR
FAVORITE MOVIES, BUT THE CATCH IS THAT EACH TIME ONE OF US BRINGS UP A NEW ONE, THE TITLE
HAS TO START WITH THE NEXT LETTER OF THE ALPHABET WE'LL GO BACK AND FORTH AND SEE
IF WE CAN GET ALL THE WAY FROM A-TO-Z ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>> IT IS THE ENGLISH ALPHABET, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, TONIGHT, WE'RE USING THE ENGLISH ALPHABET, THAT'S
CORRECT. I'LL START OFF THE CONVERSATION, AND THEN, YOU'LL
START WITH THE LETTER "A" IN YOUR FIRST MOVIE JOEL, THIS SUMMER,
BLOCKBUSTERS, GIANT MOVIES COMING OUT THIS SUMMER PEOPLE ARE GETTING BACK INTO
THE THEATERS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED
TO SEE OR WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOCKBUSTER THAT YOU SAW?
>> I AM EXCITED TO SEE "ALMOST FAMOUS II. [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT -- I LOVED THE FIRST ONE, YEAH.
>> YEAH, THE MANAGER IN THAT WAS INCREDIBLE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY WAS AMAZING. AND DESERVES AN AWARD.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ APPLAUSE ] I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE
REBOOT OF "BAD NEWS BEARS" JUST TO SEE IF I CAN -- [ DING ]
WATCH, I MEAN, BECAUSE I'M A A BIG FAN OF THE OLD ONES. >> I GET THAT.
DO YOU EVER -- JIMMY, I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, NEW YORK GETS HOT IN THE SUMMER.
DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO GET AWAY TO, LIKE, A "COLD COMFORT FARM."
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "DINER" WITH MICKEY ROURKE [ DING ]
>> YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT. IT'S GREAT TIM DALY IS IN THAT AS WELL.
BOY, THAT ANSWER JUST WENT "EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE." [ DING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ALMOST BELONG ON A "FUNNY FARM."
[ DING ] >> AND WOULDN'T THAT BE A "GREAT MUPPET CAPER.
[ DING ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER "GREAT
MUPPET CAPER." I USED TO WATCH DOUBLE FEATURES ON THAT AND "HARRY AND THE
HENDERSONS" IN THE SAME THING, IT WAS GOOD. [ DING ]
[ CHEERS ] >> YEAH, AND THE THING ABOUT HARRY IS THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW,
REAL IT WASN'T A PUPPET EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SASQUATCH
IS REAL, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHEN I GET INTO THAT CONVERSATION, WE JUST HAVE
"IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT DO YOU EVER SEE THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT "THE REAL DINOSAURS."
[ LAUGHTER ] THE THEME PARK WITH LIKE REAL DINOSAURS IN IT IS A
A DOCUMENTARY. >> OH, YEAH. "JIMMY NEUTRON?"
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: NO, "JURASSIC PARK" IS WHAT IT'S CALLED.
IT'S A GREAT DOCUMENTARY [ DING ] >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THAT,
AND IT'S JUST NICE TO BE WITH YOU JIMMY BECAUSE YOU ARE A REAL "KING OF COMEDY."
[ DING ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS "LOST IN TRANSLATION," BUDDY.
[ DING ] >> OH, I DIDN'T THINK BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S LOST AT ALL
I JUST KNOW THAT "M IS FOR MURDER." [ DING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING BUT THIS IS JUST BETWEEN US, "I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED."
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER >> OH, YOU SHOULD GO TO "ORLANDO."
>> Jimmy: YOU SURE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SURE
>> I SWEAR THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO "ORLANDO," YOU "OLDBOY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY YEP. >> OKAY.
WELL, WHATEVER, I HOPE THAT YOU FIND SOME "OFFICE SPACE. [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: YES, THEY ARE GO THANK YOU, I WILL BECAUSE -- >> THOSE WERE ALL MOVIES
I SWEAT. >> Jimmy: NO, I KNOW THEY ARE YEAH, THEY ARE
YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS THINK IS FUNNY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" OR THE "THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.
[ DING ] ISN'T THAT WEIRD >> I THINK IT IS CARIBIANI
IT'S A VERY -- IT'S AN UNKNOWN PRONUNCIATION. BUT ANYWAY, THIS ONE'S HARD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY, IF I SAY THE PHRASE, "WE ARE THE MODS, WE ARE THE
MODS, WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE THE MODS," DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
>> Jimmy: YES, YES, YES. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE BAND PETE TOWNSEND AND ROGER
DALTREY -- >> "QUADROPHENIA" IS THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
"QUADROPHENIA" IS A GOOD MOVIE [ DING ] YES, IT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS
"ROAD HOUSE. [ DING ] >> IT WAS NO "$CHEME" THAT HAS
THE DOLLAR SIGN FOR THE "S" THAT YOU APPEARED IN, JIMMY FALLON
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ] YOU REMEMBER THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED
WHEN I FILMED THE MOVIE. >> WAS IT "SCHEME," OR WAS IT -
>> Jimmy: I WAS IN A FILM. MY FIRST FILM WAS CALLED YEAH, "THE $CHEME" IS WHAT THEY ENDED
UP CALLING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
IT WAS - >> IT WAS REALLY GOOD IF YOU CAN FIND IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: IT CAME OUT AND SANK
LIKE THE "TITANIC. [ DING ] IT REALLY DID.
>> WELL, THEY SHOULD'VE USED "U-571" IN TO GO GET IT. [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'LL USE "VALKYRIE" IN THE MOVIE. [ DING ]
TOM CRUISE IS IN A LOT OF MOVIES >> HE IS
>> Jimmy: IN THE BACKLOT OF UNIVERSAL, THEY HAVE A BIG -- A BIF THING THAT YOU COULD
DRIVE THROUGH. >> RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN THERE ON THAT TOUR
"THE WICKERMAN" TOUR [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WAS FEELING "WAR OF THE WORLDS," BUT YES, IT'S "THE WICKERMAN" TOUR WAS THE ONE,
YES. >> OH. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S LIKE ALL
SPACE STUFF, SOME OF YOU WOULD SEE IN THE MOVIE, THE "X-FILES," MAYBE
[ DING ] >> YOU MEAN, "FIGHT THE FUTURE?"
"X-FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE?" >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED
>> I DON'T KNOW. THE SPANISH TRANSLATION IS "Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN"
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER * WE'RE NOT DONE
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU LEFT YOUR MARK LIKE "THE MARK OF ZORRO." [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: JOEL McHALE. "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN." "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN" PREMIERES
MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M YOU'RE SO FUN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THALIA
EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS KNOWN AS THE QUEEN OF LATIN
POP, AND SHE HAS A BRAND-NEW ALBUM OUT THIS FRIDAY CALLED "DESAMORFOSIS.
PLEASE WELCOME THALIA.
* >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT THIS COME ON. [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH ] >>
Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, NUMBER ONE NUMBER TWO, THANK YOU FOR
PREMIERING YOUR VIDEO TONIGHT FOR "MOJITO. IT'S A BIG DEAL, AND WE LOVE
THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME HERE
>> Jimmy: HOW IS THE FAMILY, HOW IS TOMMY DOING, YOUR HUSBAND?
>> TOMMY, YOU KNOW, HE'S ALWAYS BUSY, ALWAYS WORKING HE HAS LIKE, THREE PROJECTS
RIGHT NOW. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, CAUSE YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE
TIME EXCITING >> Jimmy: TOMMY MOTTOLA IS YOUR
HUSBAND. HOW DID YOU AND TOMMY MEET DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> OH MY -- OKAY, THIS WAS A A BLIND DATE, AND IT WAS GLORIA AND EMILIO ESTEFAN THAT KEPT
TELLING US, YOU KNOW WHAT, EMILIO KEPT SAYING, "THALIA, YOU HAVE TO MEET THIS GUY, YOU
HAVE TO MEET THIS GUY. HE'S LIKE YOU. HE THINKS LIKE YOU."
AND I KEPT ASKING HIM, "OKAY, BUT TELL ME -- TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY, WHAT HE DOES."
"HE JUST GOT DIVORCED. HE HAS TWO KIDS. AND I'M LIKE, "NO THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M FREE RIGHT NOW I FEEL VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW
AND HE KEPT TELLING TOMMY THE SAME, LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO MEET THIS GIRL.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE -- LIKE SO ALIKE. AND THEN, TOMMY'S LIKE, "OKAY,
BUT TELL ME WHAT SHE DOES. TELL ME ABOUT HER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH, THAT'S A GOOD IMPRESSION. >> AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "OKAY,
SHE'S AN ACTRESS, AND SHE'S A SINGER, AND TOMMY WAS LIKE, "NOPE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S HILARIOUS >> THAT'S IT
ONE YEAR AND A HALF, AFTER WE MET AT SCALINATELLA, YOU PROBABLY LOVE THAT STORY,
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO EAT LIKE ME >> Jimmy: I LOVE SCALINATELLA.
>> AND FROM THAT DAY 'TIL NOW, 20 PLUS YEARS. TWO KIDS -- GORGEOUS KIDS.
>> Jimmy: COME ON. LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HAVE -- I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF YOUR WEDDING, 'CAUSE IT WAS -- I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO WAS ANYONE
WAS AT YOUR WEDDING. I MEAN, IT WAS INSANE. IT WAS LIKE --
>> IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING. IT WAS INSANE.
IT WAS, YOU KNOW, THE MEXICANS AND THE ITALIANS, AND THEN NEW YORK SCENE, AND THEN IT
WAS, LIKE, MARIACHI BAND AND THEN IT WAS A BIG BAND AND THEN AT THE END OF THE
NIGHT, I DON'T KNOW HOW UP ON STAGE, IT WAS DONNA SUMMER, GLORIA ESTEFAN, MARC ANTHONY
DANNY DEVITO WAS, LIKE, DANCING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW
DANNY DEVITO GOT THE BIGGEST ROUND OF APPLAUSE. >> HE WAS DANCING.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HE WAS DANCING HOLDING ON
JENNIFER LOPEZ WAIST HE'S NOT STUPID. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE IS NOT STUPID HE WAS DOING THE CONGA WITH JENNIFER
[ LAUGHTER ] JENNIFER WAS SO HAPPY, AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO - >> A LOT OF TEQUILA.
A LOT OF TEQUILA THAT NIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD, GOOD, GOOD
>> Jimmy: AND I -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A DESAMORFOSIS, BUT FIRST, I WANTED TO MENTION THAT
AT ONE POINT, SOME OF YOUR -- YOUR SONGS WERE BANNED AT ONE POINT, WHEN YOU FIRST CAME OUT
>> YES YES. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY WERE
TOO -- TOO RACY OR WHAT WAS IT >> THEY WERE LIKE, VERY, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF LIKE SEXUAL
CONTENT AND A LOT OF VERY EXPLICIT THINGS, AND ABOUT CONCEPTS THAT BACK THEN
PROBABLY WERE, LIKE, TOO MUCH FOR, LIKE, A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL. AND THEY BANNED ME ON RADIO.
AND 30 YEARS AFTER, RIGHT NOW, WE JUST RELEASED THE SAME ALBUMS, MY FIRST THREE SOLO
ALBUMS, DIGITALLY, AND THEY WERE LIKE NUMBER ONE, TWO, THREE -- TOP FIVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THE TOP -- THAT'S RIGHT. >> IN THE DIGITAL ERA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW. COME ON, NOW, THAT'S GOTTA FEEL
GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEE.
>> I'M LIKE, "YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE A NEW
ALBUM. IT COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY, DESAMORFOSIS
WHAT CAN PEOPLE EXPECT FROM -- FROM THIS ALBUM? >> FIRST OF ALL, THAT SOUNDS SO
GOOD "DESAMORFOSIS. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: I DID OKAY "DESAMORFOSIS. >> YEAH.
"DESAMORFOSIS. "DESAMORFOSIS. >> Jimmy: "DESAMORFOSIS.
"DESAMORFOSIS. >> YES THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, THALIA. PLEASE >> YOU DID GOOD.
SO "DESAMOR" MEANS HEARTBREAK. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AMOR IS LOVE, OF COURSE
>> Jimmy: COURSE >> MORPHOSIS IS MORFOSIS AND IT'S LIKE A PLAY ON THREE
WORDS. AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS. LOVE IS AN ADVENTURE
AND IT HAS ALL THIS COMPLEXITY OF WHAT LOVE IS. AND IT'S A VERY HONEST ALBUM
I TALK ABOUT ALL MY THINGS THERE FROM BEGINNING TO END. AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT I
DID THIS IT'S LIKE GOING TO THERAPY, AND IT WAS AMAZING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THERE'S A SONG IN HERE CALLED TIKTOK, BECAUSE
YOU HAVE A GIANT FOLLOWING ON TIKTOK AND IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE SOME
GENERATIONS WATCH YOU ON THE TIKTOK, AND THEY KNOW YOU ONLY FROM TIKTOK.
>> YEAH, THEY THINK I'M A TIKTOKER OR, LIKE, I'M A A YOUTUBER OR, LIKE, I'M AN
INFLUENCER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THEY DISCOVER ME,
GOSH, SHE'S SINGS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
I MEAN, COME ON. EXACTLY. THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT?
>> IT'S REALLY COOL. AND -- AND MY FANS, JIMMY, MY FANS
FROM ALL OVER, THEY SEND ME -- THEY TAG ME AND THEY DM ME, ALL THE TIME
LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE'S A NEW SINGER HERE IN BRAZIL. YOU HAVE TO KNOW ALL ABOUT HER
YOU AND HER WOULD BE AMAZING OR MY FANS FROM GREECE, "THIS IS THE NEW VIDEO DIRECTOR.
LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DOING, YOU HAVE TO WORK." SO THEY'RE ALWAYS TAGGING ME,
AND THAT'S HOW I FIND MY COLLABS LATELY YOU KNOW, I JUST DM THEM, "HEY,
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU THALIA?"
ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, REALLY? IS THIS REALLY COMING FROM
THALIA YEAH LOOK AT YOU.
I LOVE IT. AND THEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MOJITO, BECAUSE I THINK THIS
IS A PERFECT SUMMER JAM, NOT ONLY IS IT THE PERFECT SUMMER BEVERAGE, BUT --
WHY IS IT CALLED "MOJITO?" >> WELL, IT IS, LIKE A VERY -- FIRST OF ALL, THE SONG IS SUPER
SEXY IT HAS REAL MUSIC THAT, TO ME, WAS IMPORTANT.
YOU KNOW, IT HAS, LIKE, THE GUITAR AND THE BONGOS AND THE LYRICS ARE LIKE, WHAT YOU SAID,
IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT SUMMER SONG IT'S REFRESHING.
IT'S LIKE -- LIKE MINT, SUGAR, BUBBLES. >> Jimmy: YES!
>> KISSES, LIPS, AND OH! >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE THALIA
HER NEW ALBUM DESAMORFOSIS IS OUT THIS FRIDAY. WE'RE DEBUTING HER VIDEO FOR
"MOJITO" AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THALIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE VIDEO PREMIERE OF HER SONG "MOJITO" FROM HER NEW ALBUM
"DESAMORFOSIS," ONCE AGAIN THALIA
*
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
DAVE CHAPPELLE AND NIKKI GLASER WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'LL HAVE A PERFORMANCE WE'LL HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM J.PERIOD FEATURING
BLACK THOUGHT AND TIFFANY GOUCHE MY THANKS TO JOEL MCHALE,
THALIA, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY