1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:17,317 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:24,824 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:30,397 JOEL McHALE, THALIA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:38,605 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1460 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,274 >> Questlove: 1460 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,878 --> 00:01:01,061 * * 8 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:08,468 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:12,138 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:16,843 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME 11 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:22,482 NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH SIX STATE GOVERNORS TO DISCUSS 12 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:26,386 WAYS THAT THEY CAN GET MORE AMERICANS VACCINATED YEP, THEY SPENT ABOUT 13 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:32,392 15 MINUTES COMING UP WITH IDEAS, AND THREE HOURS TALKING ABOUT IF BENNIFER IS BACK. 14 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:35,662 THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN NEEDED MORE IDEAS AFTER DR.FAUCI REFUSED TO POSE FOR A SHIRTLESS CALENDAR. 15 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:41,868 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CRAZY THAT THIS IS STILL A PROBLEM. 16 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:44,838 I MEAN, EVEN COVID IS THINKING, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RESIGNING MY LEASE 17 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:49,542 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET THE DEPOSIT BACK." 18 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:54,114 NOT SURE WHAT INCENTIVES TO GET VACCINATED ARE LEFT. I MEAN SO FAR WE'VE TRIED FOOD, 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,752 ALCOHOL, DRUGS, GIFT CARDS, SPORTS TICKETS, MONEY. PRETTY MUCH JUST LEAVES SEX, 20 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,687 DOESN'T IT I MEAN, IS THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING? 21 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:05,725 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I AM NOT DOING THAT, NO, NO, NO 22 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:19,706 NO -- NO ABSOLUTELY. GET BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,142 GET VACCINATED EVERYBODY, JUST PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,977 >> Steve: GET THE SHOT >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING ALL THEY 25 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,112 CAN TO GET PEOPLE VACCINATED TODAY, I READ THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS TEAMING UP 26 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:30,083 WITH McDONALD'S TO HELP RAISE VACCINE AWARENESS. YEP, SO GET FOR THE ALL NEW 27 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:39,626 McDERNA. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING THROUGH 28 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,394 HISTORIC TIMES WHEN McDONALD'S IS GIVING PUBLIC HEALTH ADVICE, DON'T YOU THINK? 29 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,229 YEP, McDONALD'S IS EVEN PUTTING UP A BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE THAT SAYS IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH 30 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:48,335 THE AFTER EFFECTS OF THE McRIB, YOU CAN DEAL WITH THE AFTEREFFECTS OF THE VACCINE. 31 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:54,541 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO AS LONG AS McDONALD'S IS 32 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,377 WORKING TO FIGHT DISEASE THEY MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO WHATEVER THIS THING WAS. 33 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:03,350 I HAVE NO IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, IT 34 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:08,054 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT SOME SUBWAY STATIONS ARE OFFERING COVID VACCINES 35 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,057 FIRST THEY STERILIZE YOUR ARM WITH A $2 BOTTLE OF VODKA AND A PAPER BAG THAT WAS LEFT IN 36 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:15,729 THE SEAT, THEN THEY HOLD THE SHOT NEAR YOUR ARM, AND A PARKOUR DANCER KICKS IT IN 37 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:21,201 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ACTUALLY COOL. THEY EVEN GOT THE MTA ANNOUNCER 38 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,803 TO LIST ALL OF THE SIDE EFFECTS. "HEADACHES, SORENESS, 39 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:28,842 SWEATING." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, OVER IN ITALY A 40 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:37,484 A NURSE ACCIDENTALLY GAVE A WOMAN SIX DOSES OF THE PFIZER VACCINE IN ONE SHOT. 41 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:44,357 I THINK IN ITALY THEY CALL THAT FAMILY STYLE [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:48,294 SIX DOSES OF THE VACCINE I'M 99 PERCENT SURE THIS IS HOW EVERY MARVEL MOVIE STARTS. 43 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:54,534 [ LAUGHTER ] SAVE US, CAPTAIN PFIZER. AT THIS POINT, SHE'S NOW SHE IS 44 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:59,105 PROTECTED FROM COVID-19, 20, 21, 22 [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:03,043 WELL, JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THAT WE MADE IT THROUGH THE WORST OF THE PANDEMIC, THE NEXT BIG 46 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,110 THE PANDEMIC, THE NEXT BIG THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH HAS ARRIVED. 47 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:07,847 STRAWBERRY FUNNEL CAKE 48 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,250 FRAPPUCINO IT HAS AS MANY CALORIES AS A A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AT 49 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:15,755 McDONALD'S IT'S A BLEND OF STRAWBERRY PUREE AND WHIPPED CREAM WITH 50 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,890 PUREE AND WHIPPED CREAM WITH FUNNEL CAKE PIECES AND POWDERED SUGAR. 51 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:20,593 >> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT ONE WALK 52 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:29,936 IN AND SAY, "VENTI DIABETI." YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE, "I'LL TAKE A FUNNEL CAKE 53 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:36,176 FRAPPUCCINO, BUT CAN I GET THAT WITH SKIM MILK?" [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:39,813 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. I SAW THAT ABC JUST RENEWED "GREY'S ANATOMY" FOR AN 18th 55 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:48,188 SEASON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVEN THE CICADAS COMING BACK 56 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:52,192 ARE LIKE, "THIS SHOW IS STILL ON?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,661 WELL THIS IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SPORTING EVENTS EVERY YEAR 58 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,196 RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN PLAYS IN A HOCKEY GAME WITH PROFESSIONAL 59 00:04:56,196 --> 00:05:02,035 PLAYERS, AND EVERY YEAR HE DOES AMAZING. >> Steve: REALLY 60 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,772 >> Jimmy: YEAH IN THIS GAME, HE SCORES EIGHT GOALS. 61 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:06,172 IN THIS GAME, HE SCORES EIGHT GOALS. WATCH THIS 62 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:13,747 >> VLADIMIR PUTIN -- [ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ] 63 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:25,592 >> Jimmy: HEY-HO HE COMES IN -- YEP AND YEAH, FALL DOWN NOW --- 64 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:35,268 OOPS, EIGHT GOALS, AMAZING ONE SHOT WAS BLOCKED AND THE GOALIE WAS LATER ACCIDENTALLY 65 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:40,640 RUN OVER BY A ZAMBONI. [ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, I SAW THAT THE 66 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,679 COST OF WOOD IS INCREASING WHICH IS MAKING TOILET PAPER MORE EXPENSIVE 67 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,848 MAYBE THAT'S WHY DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "WELL, LET'S NOT THROW OUT THOSE FACE MASKS JUST YET. 68 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,784 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE UP FOR THE ROOT, EVERYBODY. 69 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:58,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 70 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:10,704 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT CROWD WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 71 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:17,143 TONIGHT. HE HOSTS NEW FOX COMPETITION SERIES "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN. 72 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:24,617 JOEL McHALE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE GOOD 73 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,354 I LIKE IT. PLUS, WE ARE HONORED HER NEW ALBUM "DESAMORFOSIS" IS 74 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:35,061 OUT THIS FRIDAY. THALIA IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:40,834 WE ARE GOING TO TALK TO THALIA AND WE ARE PREMIERING THE VIDEO FOR HER SONG "MOJITO" LATER IN 76 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:48,141 THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WANT A TASTE OF -- HERE'S 77 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:54,481 A LITTLE -- THIS -- THIS IS GOING TO BE A SUMMER JAM * MOJITO MOJITO * 78 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,751 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE OUT ON THE BOAT 79 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:06,693 COME ON. THALIA, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,229 GORGEOUS TALENTED UNBELIEVABLE 81 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:13,033 I AM HONORED SHE'S AWESOME. GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR THE LATEST 82 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,768 EDITION OF OUR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. HERE WE GO 83 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:25,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "WHAT IS THE GREATEST THREAT 84 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:30,250 FACING AMERICA TODAY?" 10% SAID IRAN, 10% SAID NORTH KOREA, AND 10% SAID 85 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,286 RUSSIA 70% SAID, "DADS JOINING TIKTOK." 86 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:38,058 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AGREE. 87 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:41,594 NEXT POLL ASKED, "ARE YOU DRINKING ENOUGH WATER? 40% SAID, "I COULD BE DRINKING 88 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:46,266 MORE." 40% SAID, "I THINK I'M DRINKING THE RIGHT AMOUNT." 89 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:53,406 20% SAID, "WHAT PERCENTAGE OF WHITE CLAW IS WATER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 90 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:58,445 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHERE DO YOU WATCH "MARE OF 91 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:04,551 EAST TOWN?"" 25% SAID, "ON MY PHONE. AND 25% SAID, "IN MY HOME. 92 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:09,589 25% SAID, "WHILE EATING A HOAGIE AND DRINKING WOOTER." 25% SAID, "NOT SURE WHY YER 93 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:12,592 BEING SO NEWSEY BUT, I'LL PROLLY WATCH AFTER GETTING COMFORTABLE IN THE BAFF-ROOM." 94 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:20,300 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT ARE YOUR SUMMER PLANS? 95 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:27,607 2% SAID, "GOING TO THE BEACH." 2% SAID, "VISITING MY FAMILY." 96% SAID, "TRYING TO REMEMBER 96 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:30,577 WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK." 97 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:37,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "HOW DO YOU THINK THAT JOE BIDEN IS 98 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:41,821 DOING AS PRESIDENT?" 70% SAID, "I AM REALLY PLEASED SO FAR." 99 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:47,961 29% SAID, "I THINK HE'S DOING A HORRIBLE JOB." AND 1% SAID, "NOW LISTEN HERE 100 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:54,067 JACK, I ONCE KNEW A GUY NAMED SPITSHINE JOHANSON HE USED TO SHINE YOUR SHOES SO 101 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:58,438 GOOD YOU COULD SEE IF SOMEONE COMING IN THE REFLECTION WAS A A FRIEND OR FOE. 102 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,274 IF IT WAS A FOE, YOU COULD KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH BEFORE HE GOTCHA!" 103 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:05,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. SO SPECIFIC. 104 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,350 >> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT CHARCUTERIE BOARDS?" 105 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:14,087 25% SAID, "THEY LOOK GREAT ON INSTAGRAM. 20% SAID, "EVERYONE CAN EAT AS 106 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:18,124 MUCH OR LITTLE AS THEY WANT. 55% SAID, "THEY'RE BASICALLY ADULT LUNCHABLES." 107 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:25,098 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO DO YOU THINK COMMITTED THE 108 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:30,570 MURDER IN THE DOCUMENTARY? 40% SAID, "THE HUSBAND." 20% SAID, "WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN 109 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:35,108 SAY WHICH DOCUMENTARY. 40% SAID, "DOESN'T MATTER, IT WAS THE HUSBAND, TRUST ME. 110 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:41,348 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE LAST POLL ASKED, "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF BIDEN'S 111 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:45,652 CABINET? 100% SAID, "I'M GOING BE REAL WITH YOU, I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE 112 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,755 MEMBER OF BIDEN'S CABINET, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 113 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,125 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 114 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,328 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THALIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:09:55,328 --> 00:10:11,644 * * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 116 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:15,382 EVERYBODY. NOW, WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS, RIGHT? 117 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,985 AND EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THEIR PET IS THE BEST. >> HOMER 118 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,621 >> Jimmy: WELL, HOMER, YES SHOUT OUT TO HOMER WELL, I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT 119 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,591 WAS TRUE SO IT'S TIME FOR "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME?" 120 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:31,998 * WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN ME * 121 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,834 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST PET. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND 122 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:39,205 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME'S TERESA HANULA, AND THIS IS LEONARD, AND WE'RE FROM 123 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,940 FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 124 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:45,445 >> Jimmy: HI, TERESA HI, LEONARD. TERESA, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR 125 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,948 DOG -- TELL ME ABOUT LEONARD >> WELL, LEONARD IS A THREE-YEAR-OLD BORDER COLLIE 126 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:54,087 WHO LOVES TO LEARN NEW TRICKS, AND ONE OF HIS FAVORITE TRICKS IS TO PAINT. 127 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,690 >> Jimmy: TO PAINT WOW! >> PAINT 128 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,458 >> Jimmy: SO, I'M ALREADY -- I'M ALREADY GUESSING, YEAH, THIS IS WHY YOUR PET IS BETTER 129 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:03,096 THAN ME. YOUR DOG PAINTS? >> HE PAINTS, AND EVEN THOUGH 130 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:08,935 HE'S A DOG, AND HE'S JUST 3, HE'S PROBABLY DONE ABOUT 100 OF HIS OWN ABSTRACT PAINTINGS 131 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:13,440 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. ALL RIGHT, LEONARD -- CAN WE SEE WHAT LEONARD DOES? 132 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:17,777 SORRY TO BORE YOU, LEONARD [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE WHAT LEONARD DOES 133 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:21,614 >> READY, TAKE GOOD NOW, GO PAINT IT 134 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,483 [ LAUGHTER ] GOOD THERE YOU GO 135 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,085 PAINT IT >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS ] 136 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,986 >> YEAH. WAIT HEY, GO PAINT IT 137 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:34,394 YES, GO PAINT IT YEAH >> Jimmy: LEONARD, THIS IS - 138 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,464 >> NOW, GO CLEAN UP. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> GOOD BOY! 139 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,099 >> Jimmy: YOU IMPRESSED US, LEONARD. >> YEAH. 140 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,301 GOOD >> Jimmy: WELL, HE'S GOT -- HE'S GOT ONE MORE COLOR. 141 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,370 GO FOR IT. YEAH, LEONARD, LET'S SEE ANOTHER COLOR. 142 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,872 YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER ONE? >> GOOD BOY, LEONARD GOOD 143 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,540 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, LEONARD. YES. 144 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,911 THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S A GOOD BOY. NOW, HE'S DONE 145 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:55,548 >> LEONARD >> Jimmy: IT'S A MASTERPIECE, LEONARD. 146 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,753 OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 147 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,621 >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LEONARD, OH, MY GOSH 148 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:05,125 HE'S SO TALENTED THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'RE GOING TO LET LEONARD KEEP 149 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:09,496 WORKING, AND WE'RE GOING TO CHECK IN WITH HIM LATER TO SEE HOW HE'S DOING WITH HIS 150 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,632 PAINTING LET'S SEE OUR NEXT PET OVER HERE 151 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,702 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU FROM 152 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,470 >> HI, I'M JEFF DALEBOUT, AND THESE ARE MY DAUGHTERS, HALEY AND KELSEY, AND WE'RE FROM 153 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:23,076 PROVO, UTAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HALEY, KELSEY, HI. 154 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,879 HI HALEY HI, KELSEY WELCOME, GUYS. 155 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:30,350 AND WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE WITH YOU? >> THIS IS KITTYWINSKI 156 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:35,088 HE'S A 1-YEAR-OLD MALE TABBY >> Jimmy: KITTY -- KITTYWINSKI >> YES 157 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,991 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. NOW -- NOW -- YOU SAID THAT SO MATTER OF FACTLY, LIKE THAT'S 158 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,261 A COMMON NAME. YOU GO, "YEAH, OF COURSE YES, OF COURSE, IT'S 159 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,432 KITTYWINSKI. TELL ME -- CAN YOU TELL ME WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME 160 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,135 [ MEOWING ] >> KITTYWINSKI'S A A COMPOSER, AND HE PLAYS ALL OF HIS OWN MUSIC. 161 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:53,840 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY LET'S -- LET'S -- LET'S SEE IT 162 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,376 LET'S BE REAL QUIET AND LET'S HEAR KITTYWINSKI HERE WE GO 163 00:12:56,376 --> 00:13:02,916 >> CAN YOU PLAY? CAN YOU PLAY PLAY 164 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:10,056 * CAN YOU KEEP PLAYING PLAY 165 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,526 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:20,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A SHORT SONG THERE, BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW, HE'S BACK. 167 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,471 KITTYWINSKI. GOOD JOB THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 168 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR LAST PET HERE 169 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,709 [ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 170 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,113 >> HELLO, MY NAME'S HOLLY ASHBROOK, AND I'M FROM MANCHESTER, ENGLAND. 171 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,081 >> Jimmy: MANCHESTER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 172 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:39,886 YES! I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. PLEASE TELL US A LITTLE BIT 173 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:44,090 ABOUT YOUR PETS. >> OKAY. SO, THIS GIRL HERE IS YUKI, AND 174 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:49,396 SHE'S A JAPANESE SPITZ AND THIS LITTLE BOY HERE IS TED, AND HE IS A JACK RUSSELL 175 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:53,667 CROSS MINIATURE PINSCHER >> Jimmy: THEY'RE VERY CUTE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHY ARE YOUR 176 00:13:53,667 --> 00:14:00,106 PETS BETTER THAN ME? >> WELL, JIMMY, I BELIEVE MY PETS ARE BETTER THAN YOU 177 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,509 BECAUSE THEY CAN DANCE WHEN I SING >> Jimmy: THEY DANCE WHEN YOU 178 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,779 SING ALL RIGHT. THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. 179 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:09,516 I'M READY TO SEE THIS. LET'S SEE THIS >> OKAY. 180 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,453 YUKI COME HERE * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW 181 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,189 IT DO A SPIN * * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW 182 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,892 IT DO A SPIN * * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW 183 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,294 IT AND YOU REALLY * * WANT TO SHOW IT IF YOU'RE HAPP 184 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,931 AND YOU KNOW IT * * DO A SPIN * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 185 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,901 OH, THEY GIVE A HIGH FIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,503 COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 187 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,074 THAT IS FANTASTIC. THANK YOU! LET'S CHECK BACK IN WITH 188 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,609 LEONARD AND SEE HOW LEONARD'S DOING. LEONARD. 189 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,447 OH, MY GOSH, LEONARD OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 190 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:47,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO THANK ALL OF OUR TALENTED PETS, LEONARD, 191 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,957 KITTYWINSKI, TED AND YUKI. IF YOU HAVE A PET THAT YOU THINK IS BETTER THAN ME AND 192 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,859 WANT TO SEE, GO TO TONIGHTNIGHTSHOW.COM/WHYISYOURPE AND SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET 193 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:58,765 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOEL McHALE, EVERYBODY 194 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:23,823 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST HOSTS 195 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:30,063 A BRAND NEW COMPETITION SERIES CALLED "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN," WHICH PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, 196 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,532 WHICH PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX HERE IS JOEL McHALE! 197 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,370 * 198 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:42,375 OH, OH, WOW. OH, WOW! UNBELIEVABLE 199 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,478 OH, WOW, WOW WELCOME. JOEL, WOW >> THANK YOU 200 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,081 >> Jimmy: WOW. OH, MY GOODNESS. >> THANK YOU 201 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,250 OH, MAN, >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. JOEL, WELCOME. 202 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,118 WELCOME. >> OH. >> Jimmy: OH 203 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,954 >> OH. >> Jimmy: OH OH, MY GOODNESS. 204 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,091 IT'S A PET JOEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT AN ENTRANCE 205 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,294 WHO IS THAT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO IS THAT FRIEND 206 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,131 >> I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 207 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,867 >> I JUST KNOW IT IS GOING TO BE WAY BETTER THAN THAT CAT THAT DOESN'T REALLY PLAY THE 208 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,036 PIANO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS 209 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:15,308 PERFECT. >> OH. >> Jimmy: HEY, GET A SEAT. 210 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:20,447 JOEL THIS IS -- OH, MY GOD JOEL, JOEL, BE CAREFUL JOEL, BE CAREFUL NOW 211 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:26,453 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOEL, WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY 212 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,490 WELCOME. >> OH, WAIT FOR THE CLICK. THERE IT IS. 213 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:35,095 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BUDDY, I FOLLOW YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA -- 214 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:40,867 >> UH-HUH. WELL, JIMMY, LET ME TELL YA -- I ACTUALLY DIDN'T FREEZE 215 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:45,338 I JUST MADE THAT UP. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DID JOEL, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT -- 216 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,574 YOU'RE NOT FROZEN, JOEL. YOUR EYES ARE MOVING, JOEL >> OH, SORRY 217 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,944 SORRY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: I FOLLOW YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND I WANT TO ASK 218 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:55,548 YOU A QUESTION 'CAUSE YOU DO A A LOT OF GRILLING AND LIKE SMOKING. 219 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,252 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: AND YOU DO LIKE 11-HOUR SMOKING THINGS 220 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,622 I AM GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH TARIQ SOON FROM THE ROOTS. WE'RE HAVING A BARBEQUE-OFF 221 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,358 COMPETITION. I AM TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO MAKE 222 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:12,465 >> YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. YOU'VE ALREADY LOST. [ CHEERS ] 223 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,236 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S ON THE GRILL, OR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT -- 224 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,271 >> LIFE? NO [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,441 YOU'RE WINNING NO, OKAY SO YOU ARE GOING UP AGAINST 226 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,912 TARIQ AND YOU NEED TO OUTGRILL HIM, RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 227 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:32,686 >> OKAY. TARIQ, CAN I GIVE YOU A RECIPE TO MAKE, 'CAUSE I DO COOK A LOT 228 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:36,523 OF MEAT, 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE IF THE VIRUS IS NOT GOING TO GET ME, I AM GOING TO DIE OF HIGH 229 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,525 CHOLESTEROL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY SMART, JOEL 230 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,595 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH, TARIQ, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU EAR MUFF 231 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,597 CAN YOU JUST LIKE PLUG YOUR EARS >> CAN YOU EAR MUFF? 232 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,100 >> Tariq: I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU CAN GIVE HIM THE RECIPE, I GUESS, YOU KNOW, 233 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:53,506 COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, HERE IT IS. 234 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,742 JIMMY, DO YOU COOK AT ALL? >> Jimmy: YES, ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING, YEAH 235 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,911 >> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE, ABSOLUTELY. 236 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,815 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, GREAT. THIS IS GOOD 237 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,450 YOU WANT TO TAKE A STEAK AND JUST STICK IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 35 MINUTES 238 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,852 IT WILL BE FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PERFECT. 239 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,823 OH, OKAY I DO SOME COOKING. >> OKAY, WELL THEN, HAVE YOU 240 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:14,327 HEARD OF THE BROWN BUTTER METHOD FOR A BONE AND RIBEYE >> Jimmy: NO 241 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,664 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OOH AND HAVE YOU HEARD OF A COMB 242 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:23,236 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING INTO THE COMB 243 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:27,307 I'M LOOKING INTO THE COMB. SORRY, WE'LL WORK INTO THAT. >> I'LL NEVER BE AS CUTE AS 244 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,244 YOU, BUT I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS RECIPE, AND YOU WILL BEAT TARIQ WITH IT, I SWEAR 245 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,279 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 246 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,914 YOU HEAR THAT RIGHT THERE? [ CHEERS ] >> Tariq: HELLO, HELLO, 247 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:40,420 BOBBY FLAY YEAH, MAN, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO DO THAT THING 248 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,256 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Tariq: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,892 >> Jimmy: DOES THAT SAY BOBBY FLAY OR BOBBY FILET? >> Tariq: SORRY? 250 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,561 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SAY BOBBY FLAY OR BOBBY FILET? >> Tariq: I DIDN'T SAY 251 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:55,835 ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I NEED YOU TO DO THAT 252 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,071 THING. >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN IDEA, AND I THINK I'M GOING TO WIN THIS 253 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,540 ONE. WHAT IS SOME OF THE CRAZIEST STUFF YOU'VE EVER EATEN? 254 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,709 I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG FOODIE >> WELL, I HAD LAMB'S BRAIN 255 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:08,448 PASTA ONE TIME THAT WAS FROM MY WEDDING [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,719 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN HAVE THAT OR THE LASAGNA. YEAH, LAMB'S BRAIN PASTA 257 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:19,125 I GO WITH THE FISH >> THE CAKE -- NO, BUT, I'VE HAD COBRA BEFORE 258 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:23,296 >> Jimmy: MAYBE I COULD GRILL A COBRA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 259 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:27,167 >> WELL, I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT, AND I ASSUME "RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI" FANS WILL BE 260 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,337 VERY UPSET [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 261 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,840 DEEP CUT, DEEP CUT YOU'VE GOT QUESTLOVE - >> THAT'S FOR EVERYBODY 262 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,809 OVER 50. >> Jimmy: -- YOU'VE GOT QUESTLOVE WITH THAT ONE. 263 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,777 >> Questlove: HEY. >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU DID. 264 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,879 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WERE LAUGHING. 265 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:45,518 >> Questlove: OKAY, YES, I WAS LL >> HE WAS LIKE, "EH." >> Jimmy: JOEL, I WANT TO ASK 266 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,187 YOU ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS BECAUSE WE DON'T USUALLY TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOUR NEXT 267 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:54,160 PROJECT IS AND MOST RECENTLY, IT WAS "CARD SHARKS. YOU'RE THE HOST OF "CARD 268 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,198 SHARKS." IT IS RETURNING. SO, CONGRATS ON THAT 269 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. WE HAVE ACTUAL -- ACTUAL SHARK 270 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,337 CONTESTANTS THIS YEAR. SO, IT'S EXCTING >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT TRUE 271 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,172 AGAIN, JUNE 16TH, 10:00 P.M. ON ABC AND THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT THEN, YOU GO, "NO, I 272 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:10,777 WANT TO TAKE IT A STEP UP," AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 273 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:15,915 I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS. IT'S CALLED "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN. 274 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,085 THIS IS ON FOX >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW, EXPLAIN WHAT THE 275 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,921 SHOW IS TO ME. IT IS NOT A CRIME SCENE, RIGHT >> NO, NO, YOU GO TO A CRIME 276 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,457 SCENE, AND THEN, YOU EAT NEXT TO A MURDER VICTIM >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE 277 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:31,231 NO, NO >> NO -- WELL, OKAY, IT IS A A CRIME SCENE IN THAT THERE'S 278 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:36,569 A KITCHEN, AND SOMETHING WAS BAKED THERE, SOME SORT OF WONDERFUL DESSERT. 279 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,940 SKILLED BAKERS, SOME TRAINED, SOME NOT TRAINED, GO IN THERE AND THEY JUST FIND TINY LITTLE 280 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:46,346 PIECES OF EVIDENCE LIKE A DROP OF LEMON OR A LITTLE BIT OF FROSTING, AND THEN, THEY GO 281 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:50,350 LIKE, "I GOT IT. IT IS A HUMMINGBIRD CAKE, AND THEY HAVE TWO HOURS TO TRY TO 282 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:57,457 RECREATE IT. SO IF YOU LIKE BAKED GOODS AND THE THRILL OF SOLVING MURDERS, 283 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,394 THEN YOU ARE IN LUCK >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 284 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,331 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A SHOW FOR TODAY THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT 285 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,867 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 286 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,936 HERE IS JOEL McHALE IN "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 287 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:17,143 >> I AM GENERALLY A VERY STOIC AND PUT TOGETHER COMPOSED PERSON, BUT I'M ALSO VERY 288 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,212 JUMPY. I'M OUT OF BREATH. THIS IS -- 289 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,414 >> HEY, GUYS [ SCREAMING WHAT'S GOING ON? 290 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:24,884 HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> GREAT 291 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,320 REALLY GOOD. >> LOOK AT THIS. >> WE'RE REALLY GOOD 292 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,691 >> ARE YOU HERE TO DISTRACT US >> WOO, YEAH LOOK AT ALL THIS, OKAY 293 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,328 >> THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL, THANK YOU. >> I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO, 294 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:39,532 SO GET OUT OF HERE >> I WILL FIND MORE WAYS TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR TURTLENECK 295 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,334 LATER. >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T FIND MYSELF MAKING FUN OF YOUR 296 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:45,638 OUTFIT >> NO, BUT I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW 297 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,308 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU SHOULD 298 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:53,013 DO JOEL McHALE, EVERYBODY >> YES 299 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:56,850 >> Jimmy: "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN" PREMIERES MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX 300 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,552 JOEL AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 301 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:16,202 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 302 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,138 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH JOEL McHALE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 303 00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:23,410 NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOEL, SINCE YOU ARE A GREAT 304 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:26,479 ACTOR AND YOU'RE QUICK ON YOUR FEET, I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE PUT YOUR MOVIE 305 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,749 KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST. IT IS TIME FOR "A-TO-Z." HERE WE GO 306 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:35,789 * A TO A TO Z * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW TO 307 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,725 WORK YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR 308 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:42,429 FAVORITE MOVIES, BUT THE CATCH IS THAT EACH TIME ONE OF US BRINGS UP A NEW ONE, THE TITLE 309 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:46,266 HAS TO START WITH THE NEXT LETTER OF THE ALPHABET WE'LL GO BACK AND FORTH AND SEE 310 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:49,903 IF WE CAN GET ALL THE WAY FROM A-TO-Z ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 311 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:52,939 >> IT IS THE ENGLISH ALPHABET, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 312 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,241 >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, TONIGHT, WE'RE USING THE ENGLISH ALPHABET, THAT'S 313 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:59,512 CORRECT. I'LL START OFF THE CONVERSATION, AND THEN, YOU'LL 314 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:05,352 START WITH THE LETTER "A" IN YOUR FIRST MOVIE JOEL, THIS SUMMER, 315 00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:08,388 BLOCKBUSTERS, GIANT MOVIES COMING OUT THIS SUMMER PEOPLE ARE GETTING BACK INTO 316 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,357 THE THEATERS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED 317 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:15,161 TO SEE OR WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOCKBUSTER THAT YOU SAW? 318 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,797 >> I AM EXCITED TO SEE "ALMOST FAMOUS II. [ DING ] 319 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:22,068 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT -- I LOVED THE FIRST ONE, YEAH. 320 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,872 >> YEAH, THE MANAGER IN THAT WAS INCREDIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,974 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY WAS AMAZING. AND DESERVES AN AWARD. 322 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:31,144 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ APPLAUSE ] I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 323 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:34,614 REBOOT OF "BAD NEWS BEARS" JUST TO SEE IF I CAN -- [ DING ] 324 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:39,119 WATCH, I MEAN, BECAUSE I'M A A BIG FAN OF THE OLD ONES. >> I GET THAT. 325 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,888 DO YOU EVER -- JIMMY, I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, NEW YORK GETS HOT IN THE SUMMER. 326 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:45,225 DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO GET AWAY TO, LIKE, A "COLD COMFORT FARM." 327 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:50,296 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:54,734 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "DINER" WITH MICKEY ROURKE [ DING ] 329 00:23:54,734 --> 00:24:00,874 >> YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT. IT'S GREAT TIM DALY IS IN THAT AS WELL. 330 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,476 BOY, THAT ANSWER JUST WENT "EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE." [ DING ] 331 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:08,948 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ALMOST BELONG ON A "FUNNY FARM." 332 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,452 [ DING ] >> AND WOULDN'T THAT BE A "GREAT MUPPET CAPER. 333 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:18,491 [ DING ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER "GREAT 334 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,194 MUPPET CAPER." I USED TO WATCH DOUBLE FEATURES ON THAT AND "HARRY AND THE 335 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,163 HENDERSONS" IN THE SAME THING, IT WAS GOOD. [ DING ] 336 00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:28,301 [ CHEERS ] >> YEAH, AND THE THING ABOUT HARRY IS THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW, 337 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:33,540 REAL IT WASN'T A PUPPET EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SASQUATCH 338 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,076 IS REAL, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHEN I GET INTO THAT CONVERSATION, WE JUST HAVE 339 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:39,446 "IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:43,283 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT DO YOU EVER SEE THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT "THE REAL DINOSAURS." 341 00:24:43,283 --> 00:24:49,089 [ LAUGHTER ] THE THEME PARK WITH LIKE REAL DINOSAURS IN IT IS A 342 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:52,258 A DOCUMENTARY. >> OH, YEAH. "JIMMY NEUTRON?" 343 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:57,831 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: NO, "JURASSIC PARK" IS WHAT IT'S CALLED. 344 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:02,035 IT'S A GREAT DOCUMENTARY [ DING ] >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THAT, 345 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,571 AND IT'S JUST NICE TO BE WITH YOU JIMMY BECAUSE YOU ARE A REAL "KING OF COMEDY." 346 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,840 [ DING ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 347 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,043 BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS "LOST IN TRANSLATION," BUDDY. 348 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:16,950 [ DING ] >> OH, I DIDN'T THINK BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S LOST AT ALL 349 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,585 I JUST KNOW THAT "M IS FOR MURDER." [ DING ] 350 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:23,089 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TELL YOU 351 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:27,894 SOMETHING BUT THIS IS JUST BETWEEN US, "I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED." 352 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:34,300 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER >> OH, YOU SHOULD GO TO "ORLANDO." 353 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:41,107 >> Jimmy: YOU SURE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SURE 354 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:45,078 >> I SWEAR THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO "ORLANDO," YOU "OLDBOY. [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,449 >> Jimmy: OKAY YEP. >> OKAY. 356 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:51,818 WELL, WHATEVER, I HOPE THAT YOU FIND SOME "OFFICE SPACE. [ DING ] 357 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:55,221 >> Jimmy: YES, THEY ARE GO THANK YOU, I WILL BECAUSE -- >> THOSE WERE ALL MOVIES 358 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:59,359 I SWEAT. >> Jimmy: NO, I KNOW THEY ARE YEAH, THEY ARE 359 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,894 YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS THINK IS FUNNY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 360 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:05,932 "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" OR THE "THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. 361 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:12,238 [ DING ] ISN'T THAT WEIRD >> I THINK IT IS CARIBIANI 362 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:18,178 IT'S A VERY -- IT'S AN UNKNOWN PRONUNCIATION. BUT ANYWAY, THIS ONE'S HARD. 363 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:22,449 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY, IF I SAY THE PHRASE, "WE ARE THE MODS, WE ARE THE 364 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:25,919 MODS, WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE THE MODS," DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT 365 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:29,823 >> Jimmy: YES, YES, YES. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE BAND PETE TOWNSEND AND ROGER 366 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:33,493 DALTREY -- >> "QUADROPHENIA" IS THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 367 00:26:33,493 --> 00:26:35,795 "QUADROPHENIA" IS A GOOD MOVIE [ DING ] YES, IT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS 368 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,899 "ROAD HOUSE. [ DING ] >> IT WAS NO "$CHEME" THAT HAS 369 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:44,838 THE DOLLAR SIGN FOR THE "S" THAT YOU APPEARED IN, JIMMY FALLON 370 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:49,576 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ] YOU REMEMBER THAT. 371 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:52,379 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED 372 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:56,750 WHEN I FILMED THE MOVIE. >> WAS IT "SCHEME," OR WAS IT - 373 00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:01,454 >> Jimmy: I WAS IN A FILM. MY FIRST FILM WAS CALLED YEAH, "THE $CHEME" IS WHAT THEY ENDED 374 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,858 UP CALLING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. 375 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:08,028 IT WAS - >> IT WAS REALLY GOOD IF YOU CAN FIND IT. 376 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:12,932 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: IT CAME OUT AND SANK 377 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,536 LIKE THE "TITANIC. [ DING ] IT REALLY DID. 378 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:23,209 >> WELL, THEY SHOULD'VE USED "U-571" IN TO GO GET IT. [ DING ] 379 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,180 >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'LL USE "VALKYRIE" IN THE MOVIE. [ DING ] 380 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:30,750 TOM CRUISE IS IN A LOT OF MOVIES >> HE IS 381 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:35,789 >> Jimmy: IN THE BACKLOT OF UNIVERSAL, THEY HAVE A BIG -- A BIF THING THAT YOU COULD 382 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:39,059 DRIVE THROUGH. >> RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN THERE ON THAT TOUR 383 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:43,530 "THE WICKERMAN" TOUR [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,266 >> Jimmy: I WAS FEELING "WAR OF THE WORLDS," BUT YES, IT'S "THE WICKERMAN" TOUR WAS THE ONE, 385 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:49,302 YES. >> OH. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S LIKE ALL 386 00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:51,338 SPACE STUFF, SOME OF YOU WOULD SEE IN THE MOVIE, THE "X-FILES," MAYBE 387 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,106 [ DING ] >> YOU MEAN, "FIGHT THE FUTURE?" 388 00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:58,144 "X-FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE?" >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED 389 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:02,382 >> I DON'T KNOW. THE SPANISH TRANSLATION IS "Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN" 390 00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:08,421 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER * WE'RE NOT DONE 391 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:12,225 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU LEFT YOUR MARK LIKE "THE MARK OF ZORRO." [ DING ] 392 00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:19,432 >> Jimmy: JOEL McHALE. "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN." "CRIME SCENE KITCHEN" PREMIERES 393 00:28:19,432 --> 00:28:22,936 MAY 26TH AT 9:00 P.M YOU'RE SO FUN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THALIA 394 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:28,074 EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:48,061 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS KNOWN AS THE QUEEN OF LATIN 396 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:52,632 POP, AND SHE HAS A BRAND-NEW ALBUM OUT THIS FRIDAY CALLED "DESAMORFOSIS. 397 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:53,066 ALBUM OUT THIS FRIDAY CALLED "DESAMORFOSIS. PLEASE WELCOME THALIA. 398 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:56,803 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 399 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,673 LOOK AT THIS COME ON. [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH ] >> 400 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:05,879 Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, NUMBER ONE NUMBER TWO, THANK YOU FOR 401 00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:10,250 PREMIERING YOUR VIDEO TONIGHT FOR "MOJITO. IT'S A BIG DEAL, AND WE LOVE 402 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,485 THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:16,489 >> OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME HERE 404 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:22,395 >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE FAMILY, HOW IS TOMMY DOING, YOUR HUSBAND? 405 00:29:22,395 --> 00:29:25,899 >> TOMMY, YOU KNOW, HE'S ALWAYS BUSY, ALWAYS WORKING HE HAS LIKE, THREE PROJECTS 406 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:28,168 RIGHT NOW. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, CAUSE YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE 407 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:31,338 TIME EXCITING >> Jimmy: TOMMY MOTTOLA IS YOUR 408 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:36,476 HUSBAND. HOW DID YOU AND TOMMY MEET DO YOU REMEMBER? 409 00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:41,848 >> OH MY -- OKAY, THIS WAS A A BLIND DATE, AND IT WAS GLORIA AND EMILIO ESTEFAN THAT KEPT 410 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,550 TELLING US, YOU KNOW WHAT, EMILIO KEPT SAYING, "THALIA, YOU HAVE TO MEET THIS GUY, YOU 411 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:53,093 HAVE TO MEET THIS GUY. HE'S LIKE YOU. HE THINKS LIKE YOU." 412 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:56,596 AND I KEPT ASKING HIM, "OKAY, BUT TELL ME -- TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY, WHAT HE DOES." 413 00:29:56,596 --> 00:30:01,468 "HE JUST GOT DIVORCED. HE HAS TWO KIDS. AND I'M LIKE, "NO THANK YOU. 414 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:05,905 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FREE RIGHT NOW I FEEL VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW 415 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,976 AND HE KEPT TELLING TOMMY THE SAME, LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO MEET THIS GIRL. 416 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:14,547 I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE -- LIKE SO ALIKE. AND THEN, TOMMY'S LIKE, "OKAY, 417 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:17,717 BUT TELL ME WHAT SHE DOES. TELL ME ABOUT HER. [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:20,353 >> Jimmy: MY GOSH, THAT'S A GOOD IMPRESSION. >> AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, 419 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:25,058 SHE'S AN ACTRESS, AND SHE'S A SINGER, AND TOMMY WAS LIKE, "NOPE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." 420 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:29,329 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S HILARIOUS >> THAT'S IT 421 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:33,466 ONE YEAR AND A HALF, AFTER WE MET AT SCALINATELLA, YOU PROBABLY LOVE THAT STORY, 422 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:39,806 BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO EAT LIKE ME >> Jimmy: I LOVE SCALINATELLA. 423 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:44,277 >> AND FROM THAT DAY 'TIL NOW, 20 PLUS YEARS. TWO KIDS -- GORGEOUS KIDS. 424 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:47,580 >> Jimmy: COME ON. LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 425 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,850 I HAVE -- I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF YOUR WEDDING, 'CAUSE IT WAS -- I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO WAS ANYONE 426 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:55,889 WAS AT YOUR WEDDING. I MEAN, IT WAS INSANE. IT WAS LIKE -- 427 00:30:55,889 --> 00:31:00,794 >> IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING. IT WAS INSANE. 428 00:31:00,794 --> 00:31:08,702 IT WAS, YOU KNOW, THE MEXICANS AND THE ITALIANS, AND THEN NEW YORK SCENE, AND THEN IT 429 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:13,173 WAS, LIKE, MARIACHI BAND AND THEN IT WAS A BIG BAND AND THEN AT THE END OF THE 430 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:23,216 NIGHT, I DON'T KNOW HOW UP ON STAGE, IT WAS DONNA SUMMER, GLORIA ESTEFAN, MARC ANTHONY 431 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:25,185 DANNY DEVITO WAS, LIKE, DANCING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW 432 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:29,089 DANNY DEVITO GOT THE BIGGEST ROUND OF APPLAUSE. >> HE WAS DANCING. 433 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:31,424 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HE WAS DANCING HOLDING ON 434 00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:34,694 JENNIFER LOPEZ WAIST HE'S NOT STUPID. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:37,097 HE IS NOT STUPID HE WAS DOING THE CONGA WITH JENNIFER 436 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:41,701 [ LAUGHTER ] JENNIFER WAS SO HAPPY, AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH. 437 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:44,738 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO - >> A LOT OF TEQUILA. 438 00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:48,475 A LOT OF TEQUILA THAT NIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 439 00:31:48,475 --> 00:31:53,513 >> Jimmy: AND I -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A DESAMORFOSIS, BUT FIRST, I WANTED TO MENTION THAT 440 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:58,518 AT ONE POINT, SOME OF YOUR -- YOUR SONGS WERE BANNED AT ONE POINT, WHEN YOU FIRST CAME OUT 441 00:31:58,518 --> 00:32:01,154 >> YES YES. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY WERE 442 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:07,093 TOO -- TOO RACY OR WHAT WAS IT >> THEY WERE LIKE, VERY, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF LIKE SEXUAL 443 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,695 CONTENT AND A LOT OF VERY EXPLICIT THINGS, AND ABOUT CONCEPTS THAT BACK THEN 444 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:21,708 PROBABLY WERE, LIKE, TOO MUCH FOR, LIKE, A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL. AND THEY BANNED ME ON RADIO. 445 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:26,546 AND 30 YEARS AFTER, RIGHT NOW, WE JUST RELEASED THE SAME ALBUMS, MY FIRST THREE SOLO 446 00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:31,851 ALBUMS, DIGITALLY, AND THEY WERE LIKE NUMBER ONE, TWO, THREE -- TOP FIVE. 447 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:34,421 >> Jimmy: YEAH THE TOP -- THAT'S RIGHT. >> IN THE DIGITAL ERA. 448 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:36,122 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW. COME ON, NOW, THAT'S GOTTA FEEL 449 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,657 GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEE. 450 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:40,393 >> I'M LIKE, "YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE A NEW 451 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,830 ALBUM. IT COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY, DESAMORFOSIS 452 00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:47,600 WHAT CAN PEOPLE EXPECT FROM -- FROM THIS ALBUM? >> FIRST OF ALL, THAT SOUNDS SO 453 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,204 GOOD "DESAMORFOSIS. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 454 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,940 >> Jimmy: I DID OKAY "DESAMORFOSIS. >> YEAH. 455 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:59,112 "DESAMORFOSIS. "DESAMORFOSIS. >> Jimmy: "DESAMORFOSIS. 456 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:02,048 "DESAMORFOSIS. >> YES THANK YOU. 457 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:06,186 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, THALIA. PLEASE >> YOU DID GOOD. 458 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:10,090 SO "DESAMOR" MEANS HEARTBREAK. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AMOR IS LOVE, OF COURSE 459 00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:15,695 >> Jimmy: COURSE >> MORPHOSIS IS MORFOSIS AND IT'S LIKE A PLAY ON THREE 460 00:33:15,695 --> 00:33:20,066 WORDS. AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS. LOVE IS AN ADVENTURE 461 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:25,438 AND IT HAS ALL THIS COMPLEXITY OF WHAT LOVE IS. AND IT'S A VERY HONEST ALBUM 462 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:31,978 I TALK ABOUT ALL MY THINGS THERE FROM BEGINNING TO END. AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT I 463 00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:34,614 DID THIS IT'S LIKE GOING TO THERAPY, AND IT WAS AMAZING 464 00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:41,621 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THERE'S A SONG IN HERE CALLED TIKTOK, BECAUSE 465 00:33:41,621 --> 00:33:45,225 YOU HAVE A GIANT FOLLOWING ON TIKTOK AND IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE SOME 466 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:52,098 GENERATIONS WATCH YOU ON THE TIKTOK, AND THEY KNOW YOU ONLY FROM TIKTOK. 467 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:55,735 >> YEAH, THEY THINK I'M A TIKTOKER OR, LIKE, I'M A A YOUTUBER OR, LIKE, I'M AN 468 00:33:55,735 --> 00:34:01,775 INFLUENCER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THEY DISCOVER ME, 469 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:05,145 GOSH, SHE'S SINGS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 470 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:08,048 I MEAN, COME ON. EXACTLY. THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT? 471 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:11,217 >> IT'S REALLY COOL. AND -- AND MY FANS, JIMMY, MY FANS 472 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:16,523 FROM ALL OVER, THEY SEND ME -- THEY TAG ME AND THEY DM ME, ALL THE TIME 473 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:22,295 LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE'S A NEW SINGER HERE IN BRAZIL. YOU HAVE TO KNOW ALL ABOUT HER 474 00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:27,934 YOU AND HER WOULD BE AMAZING OR MY FANS FROM GREECE, "THIS IS THE NEW VIDEO DIRECTOR. 475 00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:30,370 LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DOING, YOU HAVE TO WORK." SO THEY'RE ALWAYS TAGGING ME, 476 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:36,443 AND THAT'S HOW I FIND MY COLLABS LATELY YOU KNOW, I JUST DM THEM, "HEY, 477 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:40,180 I LOVE YOUR MUSIC. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU THALIA?" 478 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:43,350 ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, REALLY? IS THIS REALLY COMING FROM 479 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,851 THALIA YEAH LOOK AT YOU. 480 00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:49,422 I LOVE IT. AND THEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MOJITO, BECAUSE I THINK THIS 481 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:57,364 IS A PERFECT SUMMER JAM, NOT ONLY IS IT THE PERFECT SUMMER BEVERAGE, BUT -- 482 00:34:57,364 --> 00:35:01,034 WHY IS IT CALLED "MOJITO?" >> WELL, IT IS, LIKE A VERY -- FIRST OF ALL, THE SONG IS SUPER 483 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:07,273 SEXY IT HAS REAL MUSIC THAT, TO ME, WAS IMPORTANT. 484 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:13,513 YOU KNOW, IT HAS, LIKE, THE GUITAR AND THE BONGOS AND THE LYRICS ARE LIKE, WHAT YOU SAID, 485 00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:17,450 IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT SUMMER SONG IT'S REFRESHING. 486 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,286 IT'S LIKE -- LIKE MINT, SUGAR, BUBBLES. >> Jimmy: YES! 487 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,623 >> KISSES, LIPS, AND OH! >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 488 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:27,594 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE THALIA 489 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:34,267 HER NEW ALBUM DESAMORFOSIS IS OUT THIS FRIDAY. WE'RE DEBUTING HER VIDEO FOR 490 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:36,836 "MOJITO" AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK THANK YOU SO MUCH. 491 00:35:36,836 --> 00:35:58,291 THALIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 492 00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:03,096 >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE VIDEO PREMIERE OF HER SONG "MOJITO" FROM HER NEW ALBUM 493 00:36:03,096 --> 00:36:05,065 FROM HER NEW ALBUM "DESAMORFOSIS," ONCE AGAIN THALIA 494 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:18,745 * 495 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:37,430 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 496 00:36:37,430 --> 00:37:03,423 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 497 00:37:03,423 --> 00:37:31,518 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 498 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:48,568 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 499 00:37:48,568 --> 00:38:03,550 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 500 00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:13,426 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 501 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:19,833 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 502 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,235 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 503 00:38:22,235 --> 00:38:24,337 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 504 00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:54,167 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 505 00:38:54,167 --> 00:39:01,241 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 506 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:08,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 507 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:10,583 DAVE CHAPPELLE AND NIKKI GLASER WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,186 AND WE'LL HAVE A PERFORMANCE WE'LL HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM J.PERIOD FEATURING 509 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:15,155 BLACK THOUGHT AND TIFFANY GOUCHE MY THANKS TO JOEL MCHALE, 510 00:39:15,155 --> 00:39:20,060 THALIA, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHA, PENNSYLVANIA 511 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:22,696 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 512 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:22,696 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY