1 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,144 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:20,186 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,722 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,092 ZOEY DEUTCH, MUSICAL GUEST, CONWAY THE MACHINE FEATURING 5 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:30,697 J.I.D. AND LUDACRIS, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 6 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:37,337 >> Questlove: 1462 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,673 --> 00:01:00,860 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:04,364 >> Jimmy: OH I LOVE YOU PLEASE, RELAX. 9 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:08,435 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW!" 10 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:13,773 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU. 11 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:16,076 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER TODAY, THE DIRECTOR OF 12 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,878 THE CDC MADE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT LISTEN TO THIS 13 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:25,285 >> TODAY, CDC IS UPDATING OUR GUIDANCE FOR FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE 14 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:32,792 ANYONE WHO IS FULLY VACCINATED CAN PARTICIPATE IN INDOOR AND OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, LARGE OR 15 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:38,698 SMALL, WITHOUT WEARING A MASK OR PHYSICAL DISTANCING IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED, YOU 16 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,168 CAN START DOING THE THINGS THAT YOU HAD STOPPED DOING BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. 17 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:51,945 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. 18 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,548 EVERY BAR IN NEW YORK CITY IS GOING TO FEEL LIKE ST. PATRICK'S DAY FELL ON 19 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:58,284 CINCO DE MAYO. YOU KNOW WHAT I I'M SAYING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,054 I THINK THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRAZY. SERIOUSLY. 21 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,922 I JUST GOT INVITED TO AN ORGY AT DR. FAUCI'S [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:05,692 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:09,195 HONEST TO GOD, THE NEXT TIME I HEAR N-95 IT BETTER BE IN 50 YEARS WHEN I'M PLAYING 24 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,797 BINGO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,334 EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEWS WHILE THE ADULTS WHO SECRETLY 26 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:18,938 GOT BRACES ARE LIKE, "I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:22,442 I'M JUST GONNA WEAR THE MASK FOR FUN. YEAH, IF YOU ARE FULLY 28 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:26,146 VACCINATED, YOU CAN GO BACK TO DOING THE THINGS YOU DID BEFORE THE PANDEMIC 29 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,548 WELL, NOT EVERYTHING IF YOU'RE TRUMP, YOU STILL CAN'T TWEET. 30 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:36,856 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE MASKS OR SOCIAL 31 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,392 DISTANCING FOR FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE TARIQ, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS 32 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:49,869 MEANS? * [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:59,746 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] SLOW MOTION ACTING GOOD WORK, TARIQ 34 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:04,317 AS IF GETTING VACCINATED SO YOU CAN RETURN TO A NORMAL LIFE ISN'T ENOUGH INCENTIVE, OHIO 35 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:07,120 GOVERNOR MIKE DeWINE CAME UP WITH A PRETTY BOLD IDEA. LISTEN TO THIS 36 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:13,827 >> GOVERNOR MIKE DeWINE IS IMPLEMENTING A COVID-19 VACCINE INCENTIVE PROGRAM IN THE FORM 37 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:19,299 OF A $1 MILLION LOTTERY. ADULT STATE RESIDENTS WHO HAVE RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE DOSE, 38 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,669 WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN THE MONEY. A WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED EACH 39 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,706 WEDNESDAY FOR FIVE WEEKS >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW SOME IDIOT IS OUT THERE LIKE, "YEAH, BUT 40 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,777 AFTER TAXES IT COMES OUT TO ONLY $800,000. SO IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH IT. 41 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:35,081 I DON'T KNOW." YEAH, A MILLION DOLLAR VACCINE LOTTERY. 42 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:40,220 AND THIS IS FUN, INSTEAD OF DRAWING FROM A BASKET, THEY'RE GONNA PULL NUMBERED COTTON 43 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,656 SWABS FROM SOMEONE'S NOSE. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, HERE IN 44 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:47,694 NEW YORK CITY, SHAKE SHACK IS OFFERING FREE FRENCH FRIES TO VACCINATED CUSTOMERS 45 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:50,764 AND THEY MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT DURING MAYOR BILL de BLASIO'S BRIEFING 46 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,331 DURING MAYOR BILL de BLASIO'S BRIEFING LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 47 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,601 >> SHOW US YOUR VACCINE CARD WE'LL GET YOU A FREE FRIES ON 48 00:03:54,601 --> 00:04:00,373 US >> FREE FRIES WHEN YOU GET VACCINATED 49 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:05,445 YOU'RE SAYING I CAN GET THIS THESE DELICIOUS FRIES? IF THIS IS APPEALING TO YOU, 50 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:10,450 JUST THINK OF THIS WHEN YOU THINK OF VACCINATION MMM. 51 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:16,656 VACCINATION. MMM. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:21,528 >> Questlove: WAIT A MINUTE! >> Jimmy: THE SOUND YOU JUST HEARD WAS EVERY NEW YORKER 53 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:25,565 PUKING AND THEN PACKING FOR OHIO [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,967 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: SOMEHOW THAT WAS REAL 55 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,704 >> Questlove: THAT WAS REAL? >> Jimmy: IT HAPPENED TODAY. >> Steve: CAN I GET 56 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,239 DE-VACCINATED? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: THAT WASN'T YOU 57 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,841 GUYS >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: NO 58 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,910 NO, THAT WAS ACTUALLY -- THAT HAPPENED >> Steve: THAT WAS REAL. 59 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,112 THAT HAPPENED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOMEHOW de BLASIO DID 60 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,681 THE IMPOSSIBLE HE MADE PEOPLE WANT TO STOP EATING FRENCH FRIES. 61 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,851 [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL GO GET A THIRD DOSE IF HE STOPS EATING ON CAMERA 62 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,722 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME NEWS OUT OF WASHINGTON. YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN MET 63 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:53,093 WITH THE BIG FOUR LEADERS OF CONGRESS AND I THOUGHT SOME OF THE 64 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,129 THINGS HE HAD TO SAY WERE PRETTY INTERESTING TAKE A LOOK. 65 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:02,502 BILL THAT FUNDS OUR ROADS AND BRIDGES. USED TO BE, GO TO YOUR LOCAL 66 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:06,439 BRIDGE, TIE A FISHING LINE TO YOUR BIG TOE AND CATCH MUSKIES WITH IT. 67 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:10,377 YOU GO HOME, PUT IT IN A TANK AND RAISE IT AS A PET. EVERYONE HAD A PET MUSKIE. 68 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:14,748 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: A MUSKIE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 69 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,716 HE'S TALKING ABOUT BUT THAT WASN'T ALL THAT HE SAID 70 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,785 >> Steve: REALLY HE SAID MORE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE SAID THIS 71 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:24,357 >> THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAMILY BACK IN THE DAY, WE DON'T GATHER AROUND THE RADIO AND TRY 72 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:27,927 TO WIN A BISCUIT TIN FULL OF CHRISTMAS STAMPS IF YOU WON, YOU'D GO THE 73 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:32,065 GENERAL STORE AND TRADE YOUR CHRISTMAS STAMPS FOR A CAN OF PICKLED APRICOTS AND GIVE THOSE 74 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:36,069 TO THE MILK MAN. AND HE'D LET YOU CLIMB IN HIS MILK TRUCK AND HONK THE HORN 75 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,471 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 76 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,440 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE STOP HIM 77 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,610 >> Steve: HE'S THE PRESIDENT >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, HE HAD THIS TO SAY. 78 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,712 >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> Jimmy: YEAH WE HAVE ANOTHER -- 79 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:46,079 >> Jimmy: YEAH WE HAVE ANOTHER -- LISTEN TO THIS 80 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,815 >> USED TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH A FELLOW ON MY STREET NAMED 81 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,118 SLIPPERY DENNIS. [ LAUGHTER ] HE HAD A WIND-UP TOY OF 82 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:56,089 A HUMMINGBIRD THAT COULD SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF YOU SO I DECIDED TO CONFRONT HIM 83 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,893 THE ONLY WAY I KNEW HOW, I TOOK THE HUMMINGBIRD AND SWALLOWED IT 84 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:04,364 IT'S STILL IN MY STOMACH TO THIS DAY EVERY TIME I HEAR THE WORD 85 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,635 "DENNIS," MY TUMMY TICKLES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT 86 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,471 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THE COUNTRY IS GOING THROUGH A DIFFERENT SHORTAGE 87 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,040 EVERY DAY. THIS WEEK IT STARTED WITH GASOLINE 88 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,610 AND NOW IT'S SOMETHING EVEN MORE SERIOUS CHICK-FIL-A HAS A SAUCE 89 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:22,315 SHORTAGE [ AUDIENCE OHS ] DEAR GOD, WILL THOSE RUSSIAN 90 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:26,786 HACKERS STOP AT NOTHING? [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, WE JUST MADE 91 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,522 A DEAL WITH SAUDI ARABIA FOR 10 MILLION BARRELS OF HONEY MUSTARD, SO WE'RE ALL GOOD 92 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:34,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEEP BEEP. THE MILK MAN WILL LET YOU HONK 93 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:38,798 THE HORN >> Steve: YEAH [ HORN HONKING ] 94 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:45,705 >> Jimmy: HERE IS SOME MORE POULTRY ADJACENT NEWS. KFC IS MAKING SOME CHANGES TO 95 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:49,743 ITS PACKAGING. KFC IS CHANGING ITS PACKAGING. IT'S ADDING INSTRUCTIONS ON 96 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,912 THEIR BUCKETS FOR REHEATING LEFTOVERS. >> Steve: OH 97 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,082 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WHO EAT KFC WERE LIKE, "LEFTOVERS? I JUST KEEP GOING UNTIL MY FIST 98 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:06,493 HITS CARDBOARD." [ LAUGHTER ] KFC IS REDOING THEIR PACKAGING 99 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:11,598 WHEN ASKED WHY, THEY SAID IT WAS ON THEIR BUCKET LIST [ AUDIENCE GROANS 100 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,234 OUR SHOW IS CANCELLED? OUR SHOW IS CANCELLED THAT FAST 101 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:20,373 FROM THAT. CAN I FINISH THE MONOLOGUE IT'S JUST A COUPLE MORE JOKES. 102 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:24,177 WE'RE OFF THE AIR? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. WELL, HAD A GOOD RUN 103 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:39,059 LOVE YOU GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 104 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:42,762 >> Steve: BUCKET LIST. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BUCKET LIST SHOW. 105 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,598 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, GUYS, IT'S NOW BEEN OVER 106 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,868 A YEAR SINCE WE ALL GOT ON ZOOM AND YET SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING THE HANG OF IT 107 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:52,372 EVEN PEOPLE ON THE NEWS. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER 108 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,474 INSTALLMENT OF "GREATEST MOMENTS IN ZOOM HISTORY. ENJOY! 109 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,276 ENJOY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 110 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,585 A MAT -- 111 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,421 >> DID WE LOSE BILL? UH OH. POOR CONNECTION. 112 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,424 >> WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO DO IT >> WELL, MY MOM PRESENTED THE IDEA TO ME AND SHE SAID THAT I 113 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:19,899 COULD BE ONE OF THE FIRST -- >> I THINK WE JUST LOST TY TY, I THINK WE HAVE YOU BACK 114 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:24,037 SO I'LL ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS TRIAL? 115 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:29,442 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND JOHN IN THE EARLY DAYS OF THIS INVESTIGATION, WHAT 116 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,645 STANDS OUT TO YOU THE MOST >> ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, 117 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:37,584 TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE - >> WE CAN HEAR YOU JOHN. 118 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:41,054 >> SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GIVE THERESA A CALL >> HELLO 119 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:45,892 >> HELLO >> THERESA >> YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN, GIRL. 120 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,629 >> WILL YOU FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN? WE CAN'T SEE YOU 121 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,931 >> THIS WAY? >> ONE MORE. ONE MORE CLICK 122 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:55,402 ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE 123 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,337 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 124 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:02,809 WE GOT IT. AND, FINALLY, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE "FRIENDS" 125 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:11,084 REUNION WILL AIR ON HBO MAX ON MAY 27th [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:16,022 MAY 27th COULD IT BE ANY CLOSER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,024 YEP, THEY'RE CALLING IT "THE EPISODE" -- THEY'RE CALLING THE EPISODE "THE ONE THAT COSTS WAY 128 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:21,294 MORE THAN THE OTHERS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 129 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,195 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY! 130 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:40,547 * >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S IN A GOOD 131 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,750 MOOD WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 132 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:48,054 JOINING US IN STUDIO, HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "SCHMIGADOON!" AND HE'S 133 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:54,060 HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND, WITH MUSICAL GUEST OLIVIA RODRIGO 134 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,630 KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS HERE IN STUDIO HE'LL BE COMING OUT AND 135 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,632 TALKING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THERE? 136 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,369 >> Jimmy: THERE. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE CO-CREATED 137 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:09,309 AND STARS IN A NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL "A TOTAL SWITCH SHOW. ZOEY DEUTCH IS HERE! 138 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,246 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ZOEY AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 139 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:20,920 CONWAY THE MACHINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FEATURING J.I.D. AND LUDACRIS! 140 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,323 REMEMBER THAT LUDACRIS SKETCH THAT WE DID? DID WE EVER AIR IT 141 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,493 >> Steve: THE TRICKY ONE >> Jimmy: THE ONE WHERE HE BOUGHT RUTH'S CHRIS. 142 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:32,265 >> LUDADCRIS'S RUTH'S CHRIS. >> Jimmy: NO -- WELL, NO CHRIS BOUGHT IT BACK FIRST 143 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:36,102 >> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: CHRIS' RUTH'S CHRIS STEAKHOUSE 144 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:40,206 AND THEN -- RUTH BOUGHT IT AGAIN, SO IT'S RUTH'S CHRIS' CHRIS'S RUTH'S CHRIS' STEAK 145 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,375 HOUSE. AND THEN LUDACRIS BOUGHT THE CHAIN. 146 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:47,347 >> Steve: IT WAS LUDACRIS CHRIS' RUTHS' CHRIS' RUTHS' CHRIS' CHRIS' -- 147 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,516 >> Jimmy: STEAKHOUSE >> Steve: STEAKHOUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 148 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:55,088 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE 149 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,757 HEADLINE CAN BE MUCH BETTER? WELL, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 150 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,326 IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 151 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:08,968 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO 152 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:13,440 THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "HARRIS MEETS WITH MEXICAN PRESIDENT. 153 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,241 THE HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE 154 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:19,312 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN SEES HER LOADED TOTS FROM OTHER SIDE OF RUBY TUESDAY'S." 155 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:26,653 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO. THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS 156 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:30,790 "PUTIN HOLIDAYS IN SIBERIA." BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD'VE 157 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:36,596 BEEN "UGGS TO RELEASE LIMITED EDITION BOOT SUIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:45,772 NEXT, THIS HEADLINE SAYS "BIDEN PUSHES FOR IN-PERSON LEARNING. THE HEADLINE COULD'VE BEEN 159 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:50,110 "SUBSTITUTE TEACHER INSISTS HE CAN GUESS EVERY KID'S NAME GOES ZERO FOR 20. 160 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:54,948 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "UH, DENNY." >> Steve: NOPE 161 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,617 >> Jimmy: PAULSON. >> Steve: NOPE THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS 162 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:01,054 "ELON MUSK LAUNCHING MISSION TO THE MOON." HEADLINE COULD'VE BEEN 163 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:06,226 "GROOMSMEN AGREE TO WEAR WHATEVER GROOM SAYS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 164 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,063 WAIT FOR THE FLASH MOB, IT'LL PAY OFF. NEXT HEADLINE WAS "DEFENSE 165 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,800 SECRETARY LAYS OUT VISION FOR FUTURE." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN 166 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:22,275 GETS HOME AND REALIZES HE BOUGHT HEINEKEN ZERO ALCOHOL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,912 THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS "MERKEL HOSTS VACCINE SUMMIT." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMEN 168 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:30,283 HEARS FRIEND SAY VAN HALEN WAS BETTER AFTER DAVID LEE ROTH. [ APPLAUSE ] 169 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:34,888 YEAH RIGHT WHATEV >> Steve: WHATEV, MAN. 170 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:42,829 WHATEVS. >> Jimmy: GAG ME WITH A SPOON 171 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,665 THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS "RANGERS FACE OFF AGAINST CAPITALS. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 172 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:51,137 "ROOMMATE SAYS 'MOANA' SOUNDTRACK JUST OKAY." >> Steve: WHAT 173 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:55,575 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT NEXT HEADLINE WAS 174 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,112 "QUEEN ELIZABETH SPEAKS TO CHARITY. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 175 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:05,685 "GRANDMA THINKS SHE'S WATCHING NEW HOLLYWOOD SQUARES REBOOT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 176 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:09,522 >> "THERE'S PAUL LYNDE." >> Jimmy: WHERE'S PAUL LYNDE YEAH 177 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,692 AND FINALLY THIS HEADLINE WAS "BORIS JOHNSON MAKES ELECTION CAMPAIGN VISITS. 178 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,296 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WANT TO FEEL OLD? THIS IS LANCE ARMSTRONG TODAY. 179 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,065 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." STICK AROUND, BE RIGHT BACK 180 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:22,836 WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WILL BE HERE 181 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:41,955 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS 182 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:49,729 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 183 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:56,302 * HASHTAG HASHTAG * >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 184 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,939 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE LOTS OF SHOWS ARE 185 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:05,912 GEARING UP FOR THEIR FINALES, I SENT OUT A HASHTAG "ADD A WORD, RUIN A TV SHOW." 186 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:09,516 I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TAKE THE TITLE OF A TV SHOW, ADD ONE WORD, CHANGE THE MEANING 187 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,352 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING 188 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,321 ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE THAT 189 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,323 WE LOVE WHEN YOU PLAY ALONG. THANK YOU. SO, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 190 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,658 MY FAVORITE "ADD A WORD, RUIN A TV SHOW" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 191 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,094 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @MARISAROSIE22 SHE SAYS, "DORA THE FORD 192 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:25,899 EXPLORER." OH - [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,102 THIS ONE'S FROM @GHOST7. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 194 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,938 THEY SAY, "THE KINDA GOOD DOCTOR." [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:36,376 >> Steve: HE'S ALRIGHT >> Jimmy: HE'S OKAY THIS ONE'S FROM @SHYSHELLZ 196 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,145 >> Steve: AW >> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "BABY SHARK TANK." 197 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:45,685 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @OAKRIDGEAUSSIES 198 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:50,423 THEY SAY, "VANILLA ICE ROAD TRUCKERS." [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,593 WHAT'S HE UP TO, MAN >> Steve: HE'S DOING A FIX IT SHOW, ISN'T HE 200 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,862 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS HE ON? >> Steve: HOME IMPROVEMENT SHOW 201 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,864 >> Jimmy: HE DOES, RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I SAW HIM ON 202 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,233 SOMETHING. HE WAS FUNNY >> Steve: THE ICE MAN? 203 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,535 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CALL HIM THE ICE MAN >> Steve: YEAH 204 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,204 >> Jimmy: DUDE >> Steve: YOU USED TO HANG AROUND WITH HIM AND SNOW, 205 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:08,341 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: SIR HABLE SNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,745 >> Steve: "INFORMER," YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. THAT WAS "INFORMER," DUDE. 207 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,147 I USE TO HANG OUT WITH SNOW ALL THE TIME TO JUST TALK ABOUT STUFF. 208 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:19,352 I'M LIKE, "WRITE THAT DOWN." THE ICEMAN, DUDE, I USED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM ALL THE TIME 209 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,187 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU 210 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,090 GUYS TALK ABOUT? >> Jimmy: "TOP GUN." >> Steve: REALLY 211 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,560 [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU AND VANILLA ICE WOULD GET TOGETHER 212 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,096 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Steve: RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 213 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,798 >> Steve: AND YOU'D JUST TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE "TOP GUN." >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 214 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,234 >> Steve: AND, PRETTY MUCH, THAT'S ALL YOU WOULD DO? >> Jimmy: "YOU THERE, GOOSE? 215 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,505 I'M NOT HEARING YOU, GOOSE." STUFF LIKE THAT. >> Steve: STUFF LIKE THAT. 216 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,807 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NEED FOR SPEED, THINGS LIKE THAT 217 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,977 GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU THERE GOOSE? 218 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:49,983 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BUDDY. THIS ONE'S FROM @RYANSCHWARTZ. HE SAYS, "ZOEY'S EXTRAORDINARY 219 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,385 POLKA PLAY LIST. >> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S GOOD 220 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,322 I'D WATCH THAT THIS ONE'S FROM @SMITH1226PETER. 221 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,191 HE SAYS," MY STRIPPER NAME IS EARL." [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:05,298 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD THIS ONE'S FROM @JOSERAMONMARMTZ 223 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,367 HE SAYS, "MEET THE PANINI PRESS. OH, CHUCK TODD HOSTS THAT AS 224 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,436 WELL >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 225 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:14,140 @KISSMETKARMA. SHE SAYS, "IT'S SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO 13. 226 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:19,279 >> Steve: SANDMAN, WE HAVE A A PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- SANDMAN 227 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,782 THIS ONE'S FROM @GIN BOSWICK SHE SAYS, "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL AIRPLANE." 228 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:26,920 >> Steve: OH, I LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @RYANBARTHOLOMEE 229 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,889 HE SAYS, "HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER HORNETS." [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,958 >> Steve: I FORGOT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @SOHNZIE 231 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,562 >> Steve: SOHNZIE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE SAYS, "WHO'S THE CAKE BOSS?" 232 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:42,902 "MONA. >> Steve: "ANGELA. >> Jimmy: "ANGELA, SAMANTHA, 233 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:49,676 JONATHAN." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @MARKSAUN. 234 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,312 HE SAYS, "YOUNG ROCK COLLECTOR. OH, THAT'S - 235 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:58,585 GOT THAT ON THE DVR. THIS ONE'S FROM @TEAWITHTAMMY1 SHE SAYS, "HOW I MET YOUR REAL 236 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,254 MOTHER." OH, HEY. >> Steve: OH 237 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:05,425 OUCH >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FROM @KISSMETKARMA 238 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,895 SHE SAYS, "ALL MY CHILDREN'S FAULT. >> Steve: OH 239 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:13,266 >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE'S FROM @SHEJSTAZ SHE SAYS, "CURB YOUR DOGECOIN 240 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,435 ENTHUSIASM." THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,337 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 242 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,572 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 243 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,343 KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, HERE IN STUDIO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 244 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:45,231 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, WRITER, AND 245 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,069 PRODUCER THIS WEEKEND HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WITH 246 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,739 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WITH MUSICAL GUEST OLIVA RODRIGO. HERE IS KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY 247 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 248 00:17:54,941 --> 00:18:12,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 249 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,796 >> Jimmy: YOU OVER HERE NOW. YOU GO HERE, NOW 250 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,199 YOU GO THERE -- YOU GO THERE >> I'M GONNA GO HERE CAN I -- CAN I -- I WANT TO BE 251 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,368 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T SIT THERE ANYMORE. LOOK AT THIS GOOD LOOKING 252 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,836 AUDIENCE THOUGH. LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 253 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,904 >> Jimmy: DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. >> THAT'S FANTASTIC. 254 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,307 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. >> THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE 255 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,409 WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE ARE ON OUR WAY BACK 256 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,445 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: DUDE 257 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,647 >> YES >> Jimmy: I'M SO PSYCHED FOR YOU. 258 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,282 YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 259 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,786 "SCHMIGADOON." >> "SCHMIGADOON. >> Jimmy: I HAVE SO MANY OF 260 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:44,758 THESE TO GET INTO. BUT, FIRST, I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU DID THIS AND WHAT IS WRONG 261 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,360 WITH YOU THIS IS YOU AND BEAR GRYLLS. CAN YOU SEE THIS 262 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,763 >> YEAH. YEAH YEP, THAT -- THAT IS ME AND 263 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:54,334 BEAR GRYLLS. >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE IS YOU BY THE WAY? 264 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,603 >> I'M THE ONE IN THE YELLOW WITH THE GOOD EXTENSION ON THE LEGS THERE 265 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,338 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT IS ME IN THE 266 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,273 FRONT. UH, NOT THAT I'M MORE BRAVE. BUT JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, HE'S 267 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,008 GOT TO OPERATE IT, AND THE PERSON HAS TO OPERATE IT FROM THE BACK 268 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,712 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, SO THAT'S ME AND BEAR GRYLLS RUNNING OFF OF A 269 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,313 A CLIFF. WE'RE JUST RUNNING OFF OF A CLIFF. 270 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,416 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO WHAT WENT -- >> I'M PARAGLIDING 271 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,518 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU DO THIS >> I DON'T -- I DID -- I DON'T 272 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,789 THINK I KNEW IT UNTIL THEY STRAPPED THE - HE STRAPPED ME IN, AND WE WERE 273 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:20,126 ALREADY RUNNING BEFORE I, KIND OF, KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON >> Jimmy: BUT DO YOU JUST RUN 274 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,295 AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF >> YOU JUST RUN AND JUMP OFF A A CLIFF. 275 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,931 NOW, THERE'S A PARA -- I MEAN, WE'RE PARAGLIDING. THERE'S A -- 276 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,766 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT EITHER WAY DUDE - >> YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THERE, 277 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,202 THERE'S SOME STRINGS BUT THERE'S STRINGS. BUT THERE'S STRINGS, WE'RE 278 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,338 OKAY >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO >> RIGHT THERE, THERE'S 279 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,139 STRINGS. >> Jimmy: NO, KEEGAN, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN TREASURE 280 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,042 YOU DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] WE CAN'T HAVE YOU DOING THIS 281 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,045 >> THE THING IS, JIMMY, HE MAKES YOU FEEL SO COMFORTABLE THAT YOU JUST, KIND OF, WILL DO 282 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:45,352 ANYTHING THAT HE SAYS. SO HE WILL SAY -- HE WILL SAY THE PHRASE -- HE WILL SAY THE 283 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,187 PHRASE, "SO, WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, IS WE'RE GOING TO RUN OFF THE CLIFF, AND IF WE START TO 284 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:52,926 TUMBLE -- FALL AND TUMBLE, JUST COVER YOUR FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,428 AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW HE SAID -- LIKE THAT MONOTONE THE SAME WAY HE WOULD SAY, "OH, 286 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,931 WE MISSED THIS BUS, BUT WE'LL CATCH THE NEXT ONE." >> Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,333 >> IT'S THE -- IT'S LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COVER YOUR FACE WHEN 288 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,736 YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF >> I SAY, "COVER MY FACE -- WHY AM I COVERING MY FACE. 289 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,472 "BECAUSE WE MIGHT TUMBLE OFF THE CLIFF. "TUMBLE DOWN THE CLIFF?" 290 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,507 "OH, NO, OFF." [ LAUGHTER ] OFF. 291 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,144 LIKE, HUNDREDS OF FEET DOWN. OKAY >> Jimmy: IF I EVER DID THAT, 292 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,046 IT WOULD BE THE MOST BORING EPISODE OF "BEAR GRYLLS" EVER. >> YEAH. 293 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,249 [ LAUGHTER ] "SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, JIMMY? YOU'RE LIKE, "NAH. 294 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,851 >> Jimmy: "I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT." YEAH 295 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:20,687 >> YOU THINK, HE'D BE LIKE, "TWO MILE HIKE." [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,423 THEN YOU'D BE LIKE, "NOPE. >> Jimmy: "NO, I JUST -- LET'S JUST GO OUTDOOR -- OUTDOOR 297 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,725 DINING >> "I CAN'T JUST STAND OUTSIDE -- WE JUST WATCH THE 298 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,460 SUNSET?" >> Jimmy: YEAH COME ON. 299 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,529 THAT WOULD BE -- IT WOULD BE A A SWEET EPISODE. >> IT WOULD BE -- IT WOULD BE 300 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,398 SWEET, YEAH. >> Jimmy: TALK ABOUT SWEET EPISODES -- HOW ABOUT THAT FOR 301 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,367 A SEGUE WAY -- "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THIS SATURDAY - 302 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,870 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: -- IS GOING TO BE A SWEET EPISODE. 303 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:42,709 I AM SO PSYCHED. I AM -- I AM -- I'M BEYOND THRILLED 304 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,079 I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. IT'S BEEN A CHILDHOOD DREAM. A CHILDHOOD DREAM. 305 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,914 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS GONNA SAY, WHEN DID YOU -- WHEN DID YOU -- 306 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:52,419 >> I WAS PROBABLY -- GOD, PROBABLY 8 -- 8 OR 9-YEARS-OLD WHEN I STARTED WATCHING, WHEN I 307 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,656 WAS A KID. I'D GO OVER TO FRIEND'S HOUSE AND WATCH IT 308 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,391 IF WE -- LIKE, THE PARENTS WOULD HAVE A BIG PARTY AND THEN, YOU'D GO TO THE FRIEND'S 309 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,060 HOUSE, AND THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE GREAT NIGHTS WHERE YOU GOT TO STAY UP LATE, AND I 310 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,329 WOULD -- AND THEY WOULD HAVE "SNL" ON IN THE OTHER ROOM >> Jimmy: YEAH 311 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,399 >> ANYWAY, I WOULD WATCH -- I WOULD WATCH IT AND I WATCHED WITH MY DAD. 312 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,135 I LOVED WATCHING WITH MY DAD, 'CAUSE MY DAD WAS THIS BIG MAN, WHO HAD THIS, LIKE -- LIKE THIS 313 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,171 LAUGH. HE HAD THIS, LIKE, CACKLY LAUGH, WHERE HE WOULD JUST BE 314 00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:14,474 LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:21,815 THAT WAS HIS LAUGH MY MAN -- MY MAN WAS 6'4" AND A HALF, 270 POUNDS 316 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:25,085 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> TALKING ABOUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:29,489 THAT WAS HIS LAUGH IT WAS FANTASTIC AND, SO, WHEN YOU'D HEAR HIM 318 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,225 LAUGH, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST LIKE, "I WANT TO DO THAT." >> Jimmy: YEAH 319 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,094 >> I MEAN, NOT NECESSARILY THE LAUGH. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WANT TO GET 320 00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,463 HIM TO LAUGH >> BUT WHAT IS HE LAUGHING AT IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY. 321 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:40,934 AND USUALLY WHAT HE WAS LAUGHING AT, WAS EDDIE MURPHY IMPERSONATING STEVIE WONDER. 322 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:43,803 >> Jimmy: OH, DUDE >> REMEMBER THAT REMEMBER WHEN EDDIE MURPHY 323 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,606 WOULD COME, AND HE'D COME DOWN TO HOME BASE, AND HE WOULD DO, YOU KNOW - 324 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,808 * MY CHERIE AMOUR * AND HE WOULD DO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 325 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,444 >> AND PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. AND MY DAD THOUGHT THAT WAS THE 326 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,513 GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. SO, YEAH I WAS ON BOARD 327 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:58,318 >> Jimmy: YEAH ALSO, DIDN'T -- I REMEMEBER -- I REMEMBER I READ SOMEWHERE YOU 328 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:03,123 TALKED ABOUT HAVING A CASSETTE TAPE OF "SNL." >> YEAH, I HAD -- I HAD 329 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,959 A CASSETTE TAPE, FOR THOSE OF YOU UNDER 40 30 330 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:09,129 [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S HOW WE USED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC." 331 00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:14,834 >> Jimmy: "YEAH. >> BUT, I HAD A CASSETTE TAPE OF, LIKE, "THE BEST SNL 1976." 332 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,570 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> SO, IT WAS ABOUT A YEAR IN. AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE, A 333 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,906 A COMPILATION TAPE >> Jimmy: OF SKETCHES. >> OF SKETCHES -- OF SKETCHES 334 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:25,178 THAT -- THAT -- THAT, YOU KNOW, PRETTY MUCH WORKED FOR THE EAR AND I REMEMBER, TO THIS DAY -- 335 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:30,150 TO THIS DAY, I STILL REMEMBER THERE WAS A SKETCH WITH ALL OF THE GIRLS. 336 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,919 IT WAS JANE CURTIN >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> LARAINE NEWMAN, AND 337 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,488 GILDA RADNER >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND, THEY SANG A SONG ABOUT 338 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,892 CHEVY CHASE -- REMEMBER CHEVY CHASE WOULD PRETEND TO BE GERALD FORD AND HE'D FALL DOWN 339 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:41,828 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> HE'D FALL DOWN A LOT. THAT WAS HIS -- LIKE WAS HIS 340 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,697 SHTICK YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, "WE LOVE 341 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,766 WHEN YOU - >> THAT WAS IT YEAH, IT WAS - 342 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:53,006 * CHEVY CHEVY EVERY TIM THAT YOU FALL DOWN IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT ON MY TV 343 00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:57,377 OH MY CHEVY * * EVERY TIME YO TAKE THAT FALL 344 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:03,049 I WISH THAT YOU WERE FALLING, FALLING FOR ME * >> THAT WAS THEIR SONG 345 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,051 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT. LARAINE NEWMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,620 MY JAM >> LARAINE NEWMAN. >> Jimmy: MY JAM 347 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,156 GILDA, JANE CURTIN >> AND THAT WAS LIKE, YEAH SO, I REMEMBER THAT SONG 348 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,559 YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK 349 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,061 DID YOU GET ANY ADVICE FROM ANY OTHER HOSTS OR ANYONE? >> I DID 350 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:19,332 I DID. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WORKING ON A PROJECT WITH FRED ARMISEN, 351 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,067 AND FRED ARMISEN TOLD ME -- HE SAID, "DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO EMBRACE IT AND ENJOY IT, 352 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:28,408 BECAUSE IT GOES BY SO FAST YOU KNOW, EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY IS TAKEN UP AND YOU'RE 353 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,244 DOING A WARDROBE FITTING AND PUTTING ON A WIG AND THEN LEARNING THOSE LINES, AND 354 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:35,715 YOU'RE HELPING CHANGE THE CUE CARDS AND DOING A RE-WRITE SO, ALL OF THAT'S HAPPENING SO 355 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,785 FAST, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING IT AT THE SAME TIME. 356 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:43,156 WHICH, WAS, I THOUGHT, A REALLY NICE PIECE OF ADVICE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS. 357 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:47,193 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT FRED -- NO, YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T ENJOY 358 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,596 YOURSELF WHILE YOU DO IT YOU JUST GOT TO DO IT. >> YOU JUST HAVE TO DO IT. 359 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,564 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S NO ENJOYING YOURSELF. >> YEAH. 360 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,767 >> Jimmy: AND WHEN IT'S DONE, YOU GO, "WHAT HAPPENED?" >> YEAH. 361 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:56,102 AND THEN YOU JUST, KIND OF, JUST GO, "GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY DID WE JUST DO THAT. 362 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,138 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TELLING YOU ENJOY YOUR WEDDING. 363 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:00,540 >> EXACTLY, YEAH IT'S A PRETTY -- REMEMBER HOW YOU READY - 364 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:03,376 YOU DON'T EAT AT YOUR WEDDING. >> Jimmy: NO AT YOUR WEDDING YOU ALWAYS HAVE 365 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:06,112 A PLATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S LIKE, "UNCLE JEFF, HOW 366 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,748 ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] >> "IT'S GREAT 367 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,317 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] "OH, AUNT MILLER SAYS HOW ARE 368 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:15,588 YOU? I SAID, "OH, LOOK AT YOU -- 75-YEARS-YOUNG 369 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:20,060 GET OUT OF HERE. SERIOUSLY, GET OUT OF HERE PUT A VEAL CUTLET IN MY MOUTH. 370 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:23,563 >> Jimmy: IT IS GONNA BE -- IT'S AMAZING AND I THINK, I MEAN, THAT WAS 371 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,132 ACTUALLY GREAT ADVICE FROM FRED BUT, I THINK YOU'LL REMEMBER 372 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:30,704 CERTAIN PARTS. MY FAVORITE PART, ALWAYS, FROM THE SHOW, IS AT THE END OF THE 373 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:33,707 SHOW WHEN THEY PLAY THE GOOD NIGHT MUSIC. >> OH YEAH 374 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,642 * >> IT'S JUST - >> AND YOU START TO HEAR THE 375 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,711 MUSIC, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S IT. THAT MEANS - 376 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:39,913 >> SO ICONIC >> Jimmy: -- THAT MEANS YOU DID IT 377 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,981 IT'S LIVE. YOU CAN'T GO BACK. >> YEAH, IT'S -- THOSE MOMENTS 378 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,485 IN TIME ARE FINISHED THAT'S THE THING ABOUT -- ABOUT LIVE -- LIVE ANYTHING. 379 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,520 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIVE THEATER. LIVE TELEVISION. 380 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,255 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S REALLY -- IT'S ALREADY 381 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,591 MAGICAL. SATURDAY NIGHT, I THINK IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. 382 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,526 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON" WHEN WE COME 383 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,395 BACK >> YES ABSOLUTELY 384 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,464 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MORE WITH KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WHEN WE COME 385 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,199 BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:21,221 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. 387 00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:26,493 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY THAT'S MY DUDE 388 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:28,194 THAT'S MY DUDE THERE RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 389 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,398 >> THESE GUYS ARE GREAT. YOU WERE DOING THOSE PROMOS AND THEY WERE JUST WHIPPING IT UP. 390 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:33,433 AND WHIPPING IT UP >> Jimmy: THE BEST I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT 391 00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:39,172 "SCHMIGADOON!" * SCHMIGADOON * >> Jimmy: APPLE TV PLUS. 392 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:44,744 >> PLUS. ON PLUS. >> Jimmy: ON PLUS. 393 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:48,348 OH SORRY, APPLE TV PLUS. ANYWAY "SCHMIGADOON!," DESCRIBE WHAT THIS IS 394 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:51,184 YOU AND CECILY STRONG. >> IT'S A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO ARE HAVING SOME PROBLEMS IN 395 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:55,889 THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND THEY'RE TRYING REINVIGORATE THE RELATIONSHIP 396 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:59,492 SO THAT THE WAY THEY DO IT, IS THEY GO ON THIS HIKE RETREAT AND IN THE MIDST OF THEIR HIKE, 397 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:01,361 THEY GET LOST AND THEY FIND THIS SMALL, LITTLE TOWN AND THEY DISCOVER THAT THE TOWN IS 398 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:13,373 A 1940s MUSICAL. MAGICALLY, THE TOWN IS A A MUSICAL. 399 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:15,775 >> Jimmy: SO EVERYTHING IS SINGING AND DANCING. >> EVERYTHING IS SINGING AND 400 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,044 DANCING. YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS 401 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:20,680 AND THESE PEOPLE THAT JUST LIVE IN THIS SMALL TOWN, AND THEY TRY TO LEAVE AND THEY REALIZE 402 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,316 THEY CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL THEY FIND TRUE LOVE >> Jimmy: WOW. 403 00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:26,586 >> SO THAT'S THE PREMISE OF THE STORY. >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU 404 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:30,523 >> AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE AND THEY -- AND IT'S REALLY THE 405 00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:36,096 WHOLE THING IS A LOVE LETTER TO THE GOLDEN AGE OF MUSICALS YOU KNOW, MUSICALS LIKE 406 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,732 "SINGING IN THE RAIN." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN 407 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,967 BROTHERS." THAT KIND OF STUFF, YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. 408 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,536 >> IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I'M SO PROUD OF IT >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU GET INTO 409 00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:46,606 MUSICAL THEATER AND STUFF? >> IN HIGH SCHOOL. THE FIRST THING I EVER DID ON 410 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:52,846 STAGE EVER WAS THE MUSICAL "GODSPELL. I PLAYED JESUS IN "GODSPELL. 411 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:55,315 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GO FROM 412 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:58,752 THERE? * PREPARE YE THE WA OF THE LORD * 413 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,553 >> DO YOU KNOW THAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:06,893 COME ON, "GODSPELL." >> AND SO I DID "GODSPELL. AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO 415 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:11,297 GET INTO THEATER OR GET INTO ACTING SO THAT WAS WHAT WAS AVAILABLE 416 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,134 TO ME WERE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS THAT BECAME KIND OF YOUR FIRST 417 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:18,304 LOVE OR MY FIRST LOVE, I SHOULD SAY >> Jimmy: WHAT IN YOUR BRAIN -- 418 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,141 WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU LIKE, YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING AT THIS POINT 419 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,044 YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW FOR MOVIES YOU'VE DONE TV 420 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:27,213 YOU'VE DONE AUDIBLE ORIGINALS. EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE -- I MEAN, YOU'D 421 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,882 DONE EVERYTHING. >> YOU KNOW, THE ONE THING I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DO IS MAKE 422 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:34,921 A STRAIGHT UP ACTION MOVIE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THAT >> Jimmy: YES. 423 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:38,358 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THAT? >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE 424 00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:42,362 IT >> OKAY YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN AN ACTION MOVIE. 425 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,064 I THINK IF I MADE IT, WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF I MADE A MOVIE WITH LIKE, BRUCE WILLIS, 426 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:50,236 JASON STATHAM, DWAYNE JOHNSON AND ME IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE -- 427 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:54,274 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT THE FOUR -- WE WOULD CALL IT, THE BALD FOUR HORSEMEN OR 428 00:27:54,274 --> 00:27:55,909 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU AND THE ROCK WOULD BE GREAT TOGETHER. 429 00:27:55,909 --> 00:27:59,846 >> I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M THE MINIATURE VERSION OF THE ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:06,186 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, "THUNDER COP 6," STARRING THE ROCK AND INTRODUCING "THE PEBBLE. 431 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:10,790 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE "SCHMIGADOON!" 432 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,693 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS "SCHMIGADOON!" 433 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:14,094 HERE'S KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS "SCHMIGADOON!" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 434 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:24,037 * IT'S JUST A LOVER'S SPA JUST CAUSE YOUR FEUDIN 435 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:27,173 DON'T MEAN THA YOU'RE CONCLUDIN' * * IT'S AS PLAIN PLAIN PLAIN 436 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:33,113 AS THA IT'S ONLY A LOVER'S SPAT * * 437 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:37,117 * FIRST HE SAYS >> YEAH, I'M NOT DOING THIS. * THEN SHE SAYS * 438 00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:41,388 >> OH, WHAT A SURPRISE, YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. * THEN HE SAYS * 439 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,590 >> UM, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN * THEN SHE SAYS * 440 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,425 >> IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ANYTHING I SAID WHAT I MEANT. 441 00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:48,161 * THEN HE SAYS * >> I CAN'T DO THIS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND. 442 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:52,432 * THEN SHE SAYS * >> OH, YOU CAN'T DO THIS PERIOD 443 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:57,537 * EVERY GAL AND FELLA ARE BOUND TO HAVE A YELLER * >> WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 444 00:28:57,537 --> 00:29:02,042 >> YEAH. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,511 >> Jimmy: COME ON, DUDE. THAT'S FANTASTIC >> YEAH, IT'S AMAZING. 446 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:08,281 IT'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY "SCHMIGADOON!" COMES TO APPLE 447 00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:14,020 TV PLUS ON JULY 16th BREAK A LEG! HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT 448 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,389 LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZOEY DEUTCH. 449 00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:31,871 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 450 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:37,444 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR WHO CO-CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW 451 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:41,915 AUDIBLE ORIGINAL "A TOTAL SWITCH SHOW," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE.COM 452 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:42,482 SWITCH SHOW," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE.COM HERE IS ZOEY DEUTCH. 453 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 454 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:52,759 ZOEY, OH LOOK AT YOU HI ZOEY, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 455 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:57,831 I LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW. >> I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU, AND KEEGS AND THE ROOTS, AND 456 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:01,301 THAT AWESOME 58 PERSON LIVE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 457 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,037 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S SO AMAZING >> Jimmy: 58 458 00:30:04,037 --> 00:30:07,841 >> I WANT TO SAY, I'M SO IMPRESSED, JIMMY, THAT YOU GUYS AT THE "TONIGHT SHOW" HAVEN'T 459 00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:11,678 STOPPED. LIKE, I REALLY GOT TO GIVE IT TO YOU, AND THE CREW AND THE 460 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:14,614 WRITERS, AND EVERYONE BEHIND THE SCENES THAT HAVE BEEN YOU KNOW, KEEPING IT GOING, AND 461 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,050 KEEPING US ALL ENTERTAINED AND LAUGHING THIS PAST YEAR. SO THANK YOU, GUYS 462 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,019 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 463 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:22,422 >> YOU REALLY REDEFINED "THE SHOW MUST TO GO ON." >> Jimmy: CAN YOU JUST LOOK AT 464 00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:25,058 HOW FUNNY YOU ARE. LOOK AT YOUR -- LOOK AT YOUR EXPRESSION 465 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:29,195 JUST LOOK AT THIS. CAN WE ZOOM IN JUST THAT IS -- THAT IS SO FUN 466 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:32,198 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DID IT THAT DAY 467 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,000 WAS THIS FUNNY AND LOOK AT YOUR MOM TOO [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,472 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST MAKE, YOU KNOW, I MAKE A LOT OF WEIRD FACES 469 00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:42,475 IT'S UNIMPORTANT SKILL THAT I HAVE, REALLY >> Jimmy: YOU DO 470 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:45,712 >> YOU'VE SEEN MY FACELIFT FACE YOU'VE SEEN ALL THE WEIRD 471 00:30:45,712 --> 00:30:48,214 THINGS THAT MY FACE DOES >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE FACES YOU'VE DONE ON 472 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:52,218 THIS SHOW. YOU DID THE FACELIFT FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:54,320 >> MY AIR PODS ARE GOING TO FALL OUT >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN AMAZING 474 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,524 TALENT OH, MY GOD WHAT OTHER UNUSABLE TALENTS DO 475 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:01,828 YOU HAVE REALLY >> WELL, I MEAN, DURING 476 00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:05,965 QUARANTINE, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, YOU KNOW, I MADE BANANA BREAD, I FOSTERED A PUPPY, I GOT A NEW 477 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:10,537 THERAPIST, I CRIED OUT LOUD ON ZOOM BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DID 478 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:13,606 SOME EYEBROW WORKOUTS. SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: WHAT IS AN EYEBROW -- 479 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:18,211 WHAT'S AN EYBROW -- OH OH, HEY. WHOA 480 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:23,216 [ LAUGHTER ] WHOA, IS THAT A WAVE ZOEY, YOU ARE SO FUN, MAN. 481 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:25,618 I LOVE YOU OH, MY - * 482 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:34,594 * [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. 483 00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:36,763 WAIT, DON'T KILL HER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GUYS THIS IS -- 484 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,132 >> Jimmy: GOSH >> -- THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF THAT I CHOOSE TO DO WHEN I'M ON 485 00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:42,102 NATIONAL TELEVISION. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS THE IMPORTANT STUFF 486 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:47,474 I CHOOSE TO DO >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU VIDEO. 487 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:52,612 I LOVED IT YOU PLAYED HIS -- HE'S A BOXER AND YOU PLAYED HIS WIFE. 488 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,115 LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE THAT'S - >> YEAH, BUT I'M SUCH 489 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:58,618 A FREAKING FAN THAT I'M ALMOST DONE IT'S ALMOST OUT. 490 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:01,354 I NEED A NEW ONE I NEED NEW MERCH >> Jimmy: I'LL GET YOU A NEW 491 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,523 ONE. OH, MY GOD YOU CHIPPED THE PAINT ON IT. 492 00:32:03,523 --> 00:32:08,361 I HAVE TO GET THAT FOR DO YOU. >> I WAS I WAS IN AN -- YES, IT'S WAS 493 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:12,465 FUNNY, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT IT I WAS ASKED TO BE IN BIEBER'S 494 00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:16,069 VIDEO. LIKE, I GOT AN E-MAIL ON A A THURSDAY AND THEN I SAID, 495 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:19,806 "YEAH," AND THEN WE WERE FILMING IT THAT WEEKEND. YOU KNOW 496 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:24,744 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A BIG FAN? ARE YOU A FAN OF JUSTIN? >> YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 11 I 497 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:27,147 PROMISED MY FAMILY I'D MARRY JUSTIN BIEBER. SO WHEN I WAS ASKED IF I WANTED 498 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:30,316 TO PLAY HIS WIFE IN VIDEO, I COULDN'T SAY NO. I'M A WOMAN OF MY GOSH DARN 499 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:34,154 WORD, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE! 500 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:38,525 [ APPLAUSE ] ALSO, NOT ONLY CAN YOU ACT AND YOU'RE SUPER FUNNY AND 501 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:43,430 CHARMING, OBVIOUSLY. BUT YOU ALSO CAN SING. AND I'M REMINDED OF THIS 502 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:48,101 BECAUSE I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM. AND YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOU 503 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:51,104 SING WHITNEY HOUSTON "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE 504 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:57,310 THAT THERE'S -- ANYWHERE THAT THERE'S GOOD ACOUSTICS, PARKING LOTS, BATHROOMS, ANYWHERE. 505 00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:02,315 >> Jimmy: A GROCERY STORE? >> GROCERY STORE >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU IN A 506 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,317 A GROCERY STORE. ACTUALLY, DO WE HAVE THE VIDEO WE HAVE THE VIDEO. 507 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:05,185 WE HAVE THE VIDEO. LET'S JUST WATCH THIS FOR A SECOND 508 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:15,161 [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:20,066 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT BUSTED YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, SOMEONE SAW 510 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:23,136 ME!" >> YEAH. THAT WOMAN LOOKS TRAUMATIZED BY 511 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:28,274 MY IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCE OR IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE 512 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,111 DOES EVERYONE REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME THEY LEFT THE HOUSE 'CAUSE IT WAS A BIG MOMENT, 513 00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:33,513 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. IT'S GIGANTIC. 514 00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:37,584 IT'S LIKE -- IT'S THE BEST I MEAN, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THESE GUYS ARE OUT OF THE 515 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:40,186 HOUSE. THEY'RE HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,821 THEY'RE SO EXCITED >> SO COOL >> Jimmy: RIGHT BEFORE YOU CAME 517 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:44,324 IN, THEY CAME OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE - * AND I * 518 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:48,495 THEY ALL WERE DOING IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I MEAN, I SING IT - 519 00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:55,602 AND IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD ANYONE SINGING IN A BATHROOM * AND I WILL ALWAY 520 00:33:55,602 --> 00:33:59,539 LOVE YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. 521 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:02,475 THAT WAS YOU >> THAT WAS ME IT WAS ME. 522 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:06,746 AND TO BE CLEAR, I MEAN, THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE REST OF 523 00:34:06,746 --> 00:34:10,350 THE SONG [ LAUGHTER ] ANY OF THE REST OF THE SONG. 524 00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:13,720 I JUST REPEAT THAT CHORUS IF THERE'S GOOD ACOUSTICS AND IT'S ECHOEY 525 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,923 >> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE I HAVE ANOTHER VIDEO TO SHOW. THIS IS YOU OVER A CANYON IN 526 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,725 THIS IS YOU OVER A CANYON IN UTAH SOMEWHERE LOOK AT THIS ONE 527 00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:26,633 * AND I 528 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:31,871 WILL ALWAY LOVE YOU * [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:37,143 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU SCARED? [ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT WAS A LESS ENTHUSIASTIC 530 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,412 VERSION, I THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CAN TELL YOU'RE LIKE. 531 00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:43,483 >> AS A RESULT OF ME BEING 500 FEET IN THE AIR. YOU MUST -- JIMMY, YOU MUST 532 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:46,319 HAVE A GO-TO SONG WHEN THERE'S ECHOEY ACOUSTIC VIBES. DO YOU 533 00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:51,991 I REALLY -- YOU GOTTA. >> Jimmy: WELL I -- TWO, THREE, FOUR - 534 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:56,696 * THAT'S ABOUT IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:34:56,696 --> 00:35:01,601 THANK YOU. >> I MEAN. >> Jimmy: ZOEY, I WANT TO TALK 536 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:04,270 ABOUT THIS THIS AUDIBLE ORIGINAL. >> YES 537 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,206 >> Jimmy: "A TOTAL SWITCH SHOW." EXPLAIN IT 538 00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:09,709 I LOVE IT. IT'S A TWIST ON A CLASSIC, BASICALLY? 539 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:13,646 >> YES "A TOTAL SWITCH SHOW," IT'S A HILARIOUS, NOT SO SWEET VERSE 540 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:17,250 VERSION "FREAKY FRIDAY," WHERE ME AND MY MOM'S CHARACTERS SWITCH BODIES. 541 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:20,620 I SAY CHARACTERS, 'CAUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE NOWHERE INSPIRED BY HER AND I. 542 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:23,723 IT'S EXCLUSIVELY ON AUDIBLE NOW. IT WAS A REAL FAMILY AFFAIR. 543 00:35:23,723 --> 00:35:27,961 I CO-CREATED IT. MY MOM AND I STAR IN IT. MY SISTER CO-WROTE IT. 544 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:29,763 AND MY DAD, YET AGAIN, FELT LEFT OUT AND I JUST WANTED TO MENTION HE IS STILL ALIVE AND 545 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:35,502 WE DO LOVE HIM [ LAUGHTER ] HE JUST -- 546 00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:38,171 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, DAD WE LOVE YOU, DAD >> -- HE DOESN'T -- HE DOESN'T 547 00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,440 STAND CHANCE AGAINST THREE GIRLS. SO GOOD LUCK, JIMM 548 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,075 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR FUTURE WITH YOUR WIFE AND TWO DAUGHTERS. 549 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:43,910 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:47,414 >> YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE. >> Jimmy: NOT A CHANCE I ALREADY KNOW IT. 551 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,816 BUDDY, I LOVE EVERY TIME YOU COME ON. PLEASE COME ON MORE OFTEN. 552 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,786 REALLY AND NEXT TIME PLEASE IN PERSON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 553 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:55,455 THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> YAY >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATION WITH 554 00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:58,792 EVERYTHING >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:00,326 >> Jimmy: "A TOTAL SWITCH SHOW" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE.COM. 556 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,028 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM CONWAY THE MACHINE FEATURING J.I.D. AND 557 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:08,201 LUDACRIS STICK AROUND EVERYBODY I GOT TO GET YOU INTO IT 558 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:26,586 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SCATTER 559 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:30,657 BRAIN" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "LA MAQUINA," HERE'S CONWAY THE MACHINE FEATURING 560 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:35,662 J.I.D AND LUDACRIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 561 00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:38,531 * I GOT REASONS YEAH MILLION REASON 562 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:43,069 WHY YOU GONNA DIE * * FREE ALL THE REAL ONES MA I GOT REASON 563 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:49,342 MILLION REASON TIME TO TAKE A LIFE * * YEAH DRUMWORK MUSIC GROUP 564 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:53,913 SHOUT OUT MY DOG DON CANNON MAN * PLEASE STOP ASKING WHY* 565 00:36:53,913 --> 00:37:00,720 * I APPRECIATE YOU LEGEND I GOT REASON MY OWN REASONS * 566 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,455 * BIG TAL REASONS IN MY MIND * 567 00:37:02,455 --> 00:37:04,858 * PACKS IN THE MAIL PACKS ON THE ROAD * * CONNECT FACETIMED 568 00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:07,260 SAID HE JUST HIT THE LAST OF MY LOA THE WATER ON MY NECK THAT * 569 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,362 * COME FROM THE PACKS THAT I SOL NEVER WENT 570 00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:11,531 PLATINUM OR GOLD * * YOU STILL HANG WITH HIM AND YOU KNOW HE A RA 571 00:37:11,531 --> 00:37:13,767 AND HE TOL LOVE WHEN A BOY TALKS * * STUPID 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN 572 00:37:13,767 --> 00:37:16,803 SHOTS RUN HIM DOWN AND H CLAPPIN' HIS POL TRUST ME THAT DOESN'T * 573 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:19,172 * BODE WELL FOR YOU LISTE IT'S GON' BE VICTIMS I'M A STRETCH BABY BOY 574 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:21,574 YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE * * HAND AROUND THE THROA OF THE RAP GAM 575 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:24,210 AND I'M BOA CONSTRICTIN' MY SOUL IS MISSIN' * * IN THE TOP SPOT 576 00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:26,613 I GOT SOLE POSITION MA THIS SHORTY TRIPPIN' SHE THINK I * 577 00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:29,049 * WANNA TASTE HER I AIN'T TASTIN' NOTHIN LIKE A COVID SYMPTOM 578 00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:31,851 I'MA SOCIAL DISTANCE * * I GOT NO RESISTANCE WITH A COLT .4 579 00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:34,788 GOLD EDITION I'M A DOPE MAGICIAN * * DISAPPEARIN' IF I 580 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:37,257 HEAR 'EM DISSIN' KILL THE ENGINEER AN KILL THE HOMIE MIXIN' * 581 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:40,060 * IN THE SIX STIL FLIPPIN' NIXON SECOND STRIKE THEY FINNA 582 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:42,462 BILLY CLINT 'EM * * RED AND WHITE HE GOT THE BLUES 583 00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:45,331 TURN HIM INTO FOOD EVERYBODY GRIP A BISCUIT * * RUNNIN' LIGHTS INSIDE 584 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:47,934 THE CITY LIMIT I'M EXCITED MY LIL SHAWTY SHE THE * 585 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:50,236 * AND WE INSIDE O SOMETHIN' SIMPLE WITH SUICIDA 586 00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:53,073 FINISH THE SENTENCE * * DOOR CLOSE CHOP THE HEAD OFF A CHICKEN 587 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,975 MORSE CODE IF I' TALKIN' I'M CLICKIN' * * LIGHTS FLICKIN' TELL 'E 588 00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:58,411 HOLD YOUR POSITION MONEY-MOTIVATE MIND ON A MISSION * 589 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:00,647 * STRAPS IN THE LAP AND THE PACK GOT A LOC ON THE BACK OF THE 590 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:03,016 CABINET DOORS * * I LIT A MATCH FOR THE TORCH IN THE GAM 591 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:05,652 FOR THE REAL ONL THE FAKE GET EXPOSED * * SCRAPIN' THE PLAT 592 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:08,188 BREAKIN' THE BOW MAKIN' IT SHAK TAKIN' IT HOME * 593 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:11,358 * I'M IN THE A WITH A K SO COME ON IF YOU CRAZ COLD WORLD GOIN' OUT 594 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:14,861 GUNS BLAZIN' * * GOIN' OUT GUNS BLAZIN COLD-ASS WORLD PEOPL 595 00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:17,464 GET DONE FLAGRAN WORLD GOIN' MAD * * EVEN MY SON VAPIN 596 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,633 I'M IN MY BA I'M DONE PLAYIN' WITH YO GETTIN' RICH OFF ZA LIKE * 597 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:23,603 * IT'S BASE IN THE '80s TRY JUMPIN' LIKE TRACY McGRAD 598 00:38:23,603 --> 00:38:26,039 TEN CHAINS ON PEOPLE'S * * FACE LOOKIN' CRAZ I STILL GET A PAYCHECK 599 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:29,275 FROM SHADY A I GOT REASONS * * YEAH 600 00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:31,144 MILLION REASON I GOT MY REASONS YEAH * 601 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:34,214 * HE GOT HIS REASON MY LIL' HOMIES IS DEMONS YEAH 602 00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:39,552 THEY DEMONS YEAH * * THEY PULL UP AND SHOO FOR NO REASON YEAH 603 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:44,924 BRRR I GOT M REASONS YEAH * * I GOT MY REASON 604 00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:49,829 I GOT MY REASONS I GOT MY REASONS YEA I GOT MY REASONS * 605 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:52,265 * I GOT MY REASON I GOT MY REASONS YEA I GOT MY REASONS 606 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:57,537 I GOT MY REASONS * * OKAY LISTEN YOU SO THIRSTY 607 00:38:57,537 --> 00:39:00,907 YOU DRINKIN' POISO YOU AIN'T GANGSTA * * STOP KIDDIN' AROUND 608 00:39:00,907 --> 00:39:04,310 BRING THE TOYS I LUDA'S YOUR DADD YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY * 609 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:07,514 * I'M GIVIN' YOU PLAYTIME BUT NONE OF YOU RAPPER COULD SEE ME 610 00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:10,016 NOT EVEN IF I WAS TO * * PICK UP ON FACETIME YOU'RE WASTIN' TIM 611 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:12,619 HATIN' ON ANOTHER BROTHA WHEN YOU COULD BE MAKIN' * * MONEY YOURSELF OH 612 00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:15,155 FEATHERWEIGHTS I MAKE 'EM LEVITAT GET SPANKED WITH THE * 613 00:39:15,155 --> 00:39:18,525 * HEAVYWEIGHT BELT OH OH AND THE CROWD GOES WILD CREED II TELL 'E 614 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,694 THROW IN THE TOWEL * * COCAINE IS HELL OF A DRUG 615 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:23,763 LIKE RICK JAME HAVE A COKE AND A SMILE * * F YOUR COUCH AND YOUR 616 00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:26,533 WHOLE EXISTENC YOU'RE LEAVIN' YOUR FAMILY AND THE KIDS DEFENSELESS * 617 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:30,570 * HEADED TO A EARLY GRAVE NOW YOU DEAD AND BROKE LIFE BEAT 'EM SENSELES 618 00:39:30,570 --> 00:39:32,906 BOW DOWN TO * * RAP'S DIGNITARY 'CAUSE LUDA ALWAYS 619 00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:36,509 BEEN A VISIONARY I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WAS A B * * SO I JUST REA 620 00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:42,849 YOUR OBITUAR I GOT MY REASONS YEA CONWAY GOT HIS REASONS * 621 00:39:42,849 --> 00:39:49,322 * MY LIL' HOMIE IS DEMONS YEAH THEY PULL UP AND SHOOT 622 00:39:49,322 --> 00:39:59,799 FOR NO REASON YEAH * * BRRR I GOT MY REASONS YEA BUFFALO AT 623 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:04,270 WE GOT OUR REASONS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 624 00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:07,774 NIGHT -- CHANCE THE RAPPER AND FRED ARMISEN WILL BE HERE, 625 00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:11,177 AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM ALAN JACKSON MY THANKS TO 626 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:13,346 KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ZOEY DEUTCH. 627 00:40:13,346 --> 00:40:14,981 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU, ZOEY. CONWAY THE MACHINE, J.I.D, 628 00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:19,386 LUDACRIS AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA 629 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,554 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 630 00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:24,557 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 631 00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:26,760 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *