1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,409 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,044 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,580 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JESSICA BIEL 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,049 NICK THUNE MUSICAL GUEST MAD FOXES, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:17,984 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1458 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,986 >> Questlove: 1458 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,101 * * 8 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:56,122 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC. PLEASE, WELCOME. 9 00:00:56,122 --> 00:01:00,694 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:06,232 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,568 I APPRECIATE IT. HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. THIS SUNDAY IS MOTHER'S DAY, 12 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:13,606 EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE 13 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:18,645 THE KIDS AND I HAVE PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MY WIFE. WE MADE OUR OWN CARDS. 14 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,815 THERE'S GOING TO BE BREAKFAST IN BED I BOOKED HER A MANI-PEDI 15 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:26,820 WHEREAS ON FATHER'S DAY I GOT A POST-IT NOTE [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:36,463 IT SAID "WE LOVE MOM," ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT OVER THE YEARS THE 17 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:40,667 AVERAGE MOM RECEIVES 45 PIECES OF HOMEMADE ARTWORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:44,771 THAT'S A LOT I'M SURE AFTER THE FIRST FIVE EVEN DaVINCI'S MOM WAS, LIKE, 19 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,141 "HOW LONG BEFORE I CAN CHUCK THIS THING IS HE WATCHING?" 20 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:52,312 YEAH, MOTHER'S DAY IS ALMOST HERE, AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME LAST-MINUTE INSPIRATION 21 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,848 YOU MAY LIKE THIS COMMERCIAL I JUST SAW CHECK THIS OUT 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,186 >> HERE AT ZALES WE KNOW HOW SPECIAL MOMS ARE AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE 23 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:05,792 PERFECT GIFTS. LIKE A GIANT LOCKET THAT GOES WITH NOTHING EVEN THOUGH SHE 24 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:10,130 MENTIONED WANTING A MANICURE OR A DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MICKEY MOUSE NECKLACE, EVEN THOUGH SHE 25 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:14,167 HANDED YOU THE NUMBER TO A SPA WITH A NOTE THAT SAID, "BUY THIS." 26 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:18,371 OR A CASIO WATCH THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT IT FROM A CLAW MACHINE. 27 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:22,275 EVEN THOUGH SHE LITERALLY SCREAMED "RUNNING SHOES" AT YOU, OVER BREAKFAST. 28 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:26,746 ZALES, JUST GET HER WHAT SHE [ BLEEP ] WANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,815 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AH, THAT'S SWEET ISN'T IT 30 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,986 IT'S KIND OF BEAUTIFUL WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN 31 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:37,090 VISITED LOUISIANA. DID YOU SEE THIS >> Steve: YEAH 32 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,659 >> Jimmy: AND HE OPENED HIS SPEECH WITH A STORY ABOUT ANOTHER TIME THAT HE VISITED 33 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,795 ANOTHER TIME THAT HE VISITED THE STATE. LISTEN TO THIS 34 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:44,898 >> FIRST TIME I CAME DOWN HERE 35 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:50,403 THERE WAS A GUY NAMED RUSSELL LONG WHO I SERVED WITH I WAS 29 YEARS OLD WHEN I GOT 36 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:57,510 ELECTED, AND I WENT TO SEE RUSSELL LONG HE SAID, "HOW MUCH MONEY DID 37 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:03,283 YOU SPEND IN YOUR CAMPAIGN?" ABOUT, I SAID, "A LITTLE OVER $285,000 38 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,919 BUT THEN I HAD TO BORROW SOME MONEY TO GET THROUGH IT. AND HE SAID, "GOOD THING YOU 39 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:11,825 WON. AND I SAID, "HOW'S THAT? HE SAID, "WELL," HE SAID, "YOU 40 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:17,931 GOT YOURSELF A $38,000 DEFICIT. AND I SAID, "YES, SIR. 41 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,534 AND HE SAID, "WELL, IF YOU HADN'T WON, YOU'D JUST HAVE A PLAIN OLD DEFICIT. 42 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:25,338 NOW YOU CAN HAVE A DEFICIT PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:34,214 GOD, HE WAS AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU'RE 44 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:38,685 TALKING FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU WATCH THE TIDE COME IN AND GO BACK OUT, RIGHT? 45 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,653 YOU KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, BIDEN 46 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,923 SURE DOESN'T HAVE A DEFICIT OF LONG-RAMBLING STORIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,458 CAN WE CHECK IN ON BIDEN RIGHT NOW? WHERE IS HE? 48 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,962 >> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT - >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT I BELIEVE IT 49 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:53,366 I BELIEVE IT GOSH, HOLY MOLY. >> Steve: TALKING THE ENTIRE 50 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,635 TIME >> Jimmy: WELL, THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE FOR 51 00:03:55,635 --> 00:04:00,106 RUDY GIULIANI. I SAW THAT BECAUSE OF HIS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:03,843 I SAW THAT BECAUSE OF HIS GROWING LEGAL BILLS, RUDY HAD TO LAY OFF SEVERAL MEMBERS OF 53 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,780 HIS ENTOURAGE. IT'S THE WORST NEWS THOSE PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN SINCE THEY 54 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,617 FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE IN RUDY GIULIANI'S ENTOURAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:18,224 [ APPLAUSE ] I'M IN HIS ENTOURAGE I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD AN 56 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,627 ENTOURAGE. I ALWAYS ASSUMED THOSE PEOPLE WITH HIM WERE ORDERLIES. 57 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:24,631 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH, LAST NIGHT ON "JEOPARDY!" I SAW A 58 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,334 A CONTESTANT RAN INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE ANSWERING A QUESTION CHECK THIS OUT 59 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:34,107 >> HOT STUFF FOR $1,000. >> STEFANO FERRARA IS A FAMOUS MAKER OF THESE WHICH CAN REACH 60 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:39,479 A TEMPERATURE OF 800 DEGREES INSIDE STEVE? 61 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,415 >> IS IT CALZONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 62 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:46,920 [ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] WHAT ARE OVENS [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:52,359 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, OF COURSE, I'M SORRY, "WHO IS CALZONE." [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,361 WHEN HE SAID THAT, OTHER CONTESTANTS WERE THINKING, "YOU IDIOT. 65 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,629 WHILE EVERYONE AT HOME WAS SHOUTING, "WHAT ARE HOT POCKETS! 66 00:04:56,629 --> 00:05:01,901 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ACTUALLY ARE 800 DEGREES. WELL, HERE'S SOME NEWS HERE. 67 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,504 THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO TAKE AN UBER OR LYFT THIS SUMMER 68 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,106 YOU TRYING TO TAKE AN UBER OR LYFT THIS SUMMER LISTEN TO THIS 69 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,442 >> WE'RE BACK WITH A HEADS UP FOR LYFT AND UBER CUSTOMERS. 70 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:15,548 A SHORTAGE OF DRIVERS IS MAKING THE COST OF THE RIDESHARES MUCH HIGHER THAN THEY USED TO BE. 71 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:18,284 >> Tariq: WAIT, I HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR UBER NOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT 72 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:22,889 THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S ALL GOOD. I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A HYUNDAI 73 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:27,861 LAST WEEK SO I'LL DRIVE MYSELF IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: OH 74 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,863 >> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: OH, WHAT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 75 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:33,833 THAN 390,000 VEHICLES. 76 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:39,606 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR TWO PROBLEMS THAT CAN CAUSE FIRES. 77 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:43,243 >> Tariq: WHAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND THIS SUMMER? 78 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,680 I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT AT HOME AND EAT SOME ICE CREAM OR SHERBET. 79 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:51,317 >> Jimmy: WELL - >> Tariq: DON'T YOU DARE [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,318 >> Tariq: DON'T YOU DARE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 81 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,355 >> ALMOST A HUNDRED POPULAR ICE CREAM BRANDS AND SHERBETS HAVE 82 00:05:55,355 --> 00:06:00,060 BEEN RECALLED OVER POSSIBLE LISTERIA >> Tariq: WELL, AT LEAST I CAN 83 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:04,097 EAT SOME OF THAT CHOCOLATE SHELL TOPPING THAT GOES ON ICE CREAM. 84 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,832 CREAM. HERE'S HOPING THERE'S NO RECALL THEY WANT TO MAKE ME AWARE OF. 85 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:09,135 AWARE OF 86 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,839 HERSHEY'S IS VOLUNTARILY RECALLING SOME OF ITS CHOCOLATE SHELL TOPPING. 87 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,776 >> Tariq: COME ON! >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. TARIQ, THERE'S GOT TO BE 88 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,045 SOMETHING ELSE YOU ENJOY WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SNACK >> Tariq: IT'S EASY, THE 89 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,048 >> Tariq: IT'S EASY, THE RUFFLES ALL-DRESSED POTATO CHIPS. 90 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:23,883 >> FRITO-LAY IS ISSUING 91 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:27,087 A VOLUNTARY RECALL OF SELECT BAGS OF RUFFLES ALL-DRESSED POTATO CHIPS 92 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:30,457 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHO DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT 93 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:31,091 >> Tariq: WHO DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT THE BEANS IN MY CABINETS 94 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,594 >> CHECK YOUR CABINETS THERE'S A RECALL OF BLACK BEANS 95 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:40,066 AND CHILI BEANS NATIONWIDE >> Tariq: I GIVE UP! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 96 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:48,475 THIS SUMMER IS A BUST! >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, TARIQ LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 97 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,878 I MEAN, AREN'T YOU GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE THIS WEEKEND >> Tariq: THAT'S TRUE. 98 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,814 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH AGAIN 99 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,249 >> Tariq: BILL AND MELINDA GATES. [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,753 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST MOVE ON LET'S JUST MOVE ON 101 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:14,100 THE BEANS IN MY CABINETS [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY -- 102 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:18,204 THAT'S SUCH A GOOD READ. FINALLY, I HEARD THAT ROME JUST UNVEILED A NEW VENDING MACHINE 103 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:23,677 THAT MAKES HOT PIZZA IN THREE MINUTES. HERE IT IS 104 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:27,080 YEAH, LOOK AT THAT AND IF YOU BUY A VENDING MACHINE PIZZA IN ROME, IT ALSO 105 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,917 COMES WITH A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS, "ROB ME, I'M NOT FROM HERE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,752 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 107 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:52,072 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,741 >> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN ALL NEXT WEEK. WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING 109 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,710 UP HOT WEEK >> Steve: WHO DO WE GOT? 110 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,747 >> Jimmy: HOT WEEK DAVE CHAPPELLE WILL BE WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,917 CHANCE THE RAPPER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LESLIE JONES 112 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WILL ALL BE HERE 113 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,654 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE A MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM ALAN JACKSON 114 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:12,125 AND WEEZER >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WHAT 115 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,628 A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE PRODUCES THE NEW FREEFORM SHOW "CRUEL SUMMER," 116 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:19,332 JESSICA BIEL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THAT. 117 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,937 >> Steve: OH, I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. PLUS, JOINING US IN-STUDIO, ONE 118 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:28,208 OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS AND ACTORS, NICK THUNE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:36,282 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MAD FOXES! THIS IS THE -- 120 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:41,421 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, MAD FOXES, THIS IS ANOTHER ONE. 121 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:46,326 I LOVE TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO. SO I LISTEN TO -- I SWITCH IT AROUND 122 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:52,065 I GO -- I LISTEN AT EAR THAT'S ON COUNTRY, I GO TO SIRIUS, I GO TO iHEART, I LISTEN TO 123 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,534 HOWARD AND I LISTEN TO A STATION CALLED KEXP OUT OF SEATTLE 124 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,705 AND THERE'S A GUY NAMED JOHN RICHARDS, HE'S THE DEEJAY IN THE MORNING 125 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,774 JOHN IN THE MORNING, IT'S GREAT. AND I HEARD THIS BAND, AND I 126 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:04,144 LOVED IT AND I GO, THIS BAND IS FANTASTIC. 127 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:09,282 SO I JUST SHAZAM'd IT. AND THEN WE INQUIRED AND ASKED ABOUT THEM 128 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:13,787 THEY'RE FROM FRANCE. ANY OTHER THINGS NO, THEY'RE FROM FRANCE. 129 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,856 AND THAT'S ALL THE INFORMATION -- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 130 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,359 THEY'RE FROM -- YEAH, A TRIO FROM FRANCE. ANYWAYS, I JUST THOUGHT THIS 131 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,163 SONG IS AWESOME. I JUST TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF MY SPOTIFY, AND JUST SO YOU CAN 132 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:27,634 SEE IT NOW 'CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE THIS. 133 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:32,472 THEIR SONGS HAVE LESS THAN A A THOUSAND LISTENS THEY'RE CALLED MAD FOXES 134 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,441 THIS IS THE SONG, IT'S CALLED "CRYSTAL GLASS." LISTEN TO THIS JAM 135 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:46,686 * >> Jimmy: JUST FOR THAT MOMENT THAT IS A RAGER, RIGHT 136 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,422 >> Questlove: DO THAT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS. 137 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:53,693 QUESTLOVE LOVES THIS SO HE'S LIKE, LOOK HE'S LIKE, YOU'RE JUST HANGING 138 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,096 OUT AND YOU'RE AT THE CONCERT. * >> Jimmy: CRYSTAL GLASS. 139 00:09:56,096 --> 00:10:04,337 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 140 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,140 TALKING ABOUT. MAD FOXES IS HERE TONIGHT! DEBUT! 141 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:12,379 GET THEM BOOKED. >> Steve: OOH-WEE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 142 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,448 GUYS, AS I MENTIONED, MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUT OF 143 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,052 TIME TO FIND A GIFT. WELL, LUCKILY, WE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" THINK AHEAD, 144 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,222 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE RELEASING SOME SPECIAL "TONIGHT SHOW" MOTHER'S DAY COUPONS TO HELP 145 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:26,259 YOU OUT. [ APPLAUSE ] TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE 146 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:30,630 FIRST WE'VE GOT "ONE FREE ANSWER TO 'WHO IS THAT ACTOR FROM THAT THING? YOU KNOW THE 147 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,366 HANDSOME ONE.' [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,636 THAT'LL COME IN HANDY. IT'S CHRIS HEMSWORTH, BY THE WAY. 149 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,706 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: NEXT THERE IS, "ONE 150 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,642 OBLIGATORY 'LOL' AFTER SHE TEXTS YOU A MEME THAT YOU ALREADY SAW A YEAR AGO." 151 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,713 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "IT'S FUNNY MOM. IT'S GREAT." 152 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,850 AFTER THAT, WE HAVE "ONE 10-MINUTE LACK OF EYE CONTACT AFTER A SEX SCENE IN THE 153 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,919 NETFLIX SHOW THAT YOU'RE WATCHING TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 154 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:56,456 ANY "BRIDGERTON" FANS? >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "SITTING 155 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,059 THROUGH TWO STORIES ABOUT SOMEONE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHO'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN 156 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,662 YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW. 157 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:09,202 TOM IS DOING WELL, MOM." NEXT THERE'S, "ONE FREE PASS TO TEXT 'ARE YOU OKAY!?' AFTER 158 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:13,807 A MINOR CAR ACCIDENT HAPPENS 300 MILES FROM YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:18,411 "I'M NOT EVEN IN THAT STATE, MOM. NEXT UP WE HAVE, "TWO 160 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:22,549 STEP-BY-STEP WALKTHROUGHS ON CHANGING THE TV INPUT FROM 'TV' TO 'CABLE' TO 'HDMI 2,' PLUS 161 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:28,254 ONE BONUS EXPLANATION OF WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 162 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,990 >> Steve: WOW, I'D LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: I JUST, LET'S NOT EVEN WATCH IT. 163 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,827 >> Steve: INPUT. HIT INPUT. >> Jimmy: JUST HIT INPUT, MOM. 164 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:37,530 >> Steve: "I DON'T KNOW. NOW IT SAYS HDMI 3." >> Jimmy: NOW JUST HIT - 165 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,332 >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW HOW --E >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY WE'VE GOT, "ONE WEEKLY PHONE CALL 166 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:44,471 BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY ALL SHE REALLY WANTS." [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 167 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,773 [ APPLAUSE ] WE LOVE YOU. ENJOY THOSE MOTHER'S DAY 168 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,776 COUPONS. HEY, SPEAKING OF MOTHER'S DAY, GUYS, ALL WEEK LONG WE'VE BEEN 169 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,913 TEAMING UP WITH SAMSUNG TO CELEBRATE SOME VERY SPECIAL "SUPER MOMS" OUT THERE 170 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:57,650 WE ASKED PEOPLE TO TELL US ABOUT AN EPIC MOM IN THEIR LIFE, SOMEONE WHO'S GONE ABOVE 171 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:02,055 AND BEYOND THIS YEAR WE HEARD SO MANY AMAZING STORIES FROM THESE GREAT MOMS 172 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,825 TAKING CARE OF THEIR FAMILIES, JUGGLING JOBS, VOLUNTEERING, WORKING ON THE FRONT LINES, AND 173 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:13,066 SO MUCH MORE SO HERE'S WHAT WE DID. WE SET UP A VIDEO CHAT WITH 174 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,868 THEM, AND WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL THEM IS THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL THEM AND SURPRISE THEM 175 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,569 WITH AN EARLY MOTHER'S DAY GIFT I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM THIS 176 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:21,474 GALAXY BUNDLE. THE SAMSUNG GALAXY BUNDLE. LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF 177 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,343 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GOT THE S21 PLUS PHONE, YOU GOT THE TAB -- S7 TABLET, 178 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,078 GALAXY BUDS PRO, GALAXY WATCH 3. AND THEN MAYBE A LITTLE 179 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,683 SOMETHING EXTRA. [ AUDIENCE OOHS WE'RE CLOSING OUT THE WEEK WITH 180 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,952 OUR FINAL SUPER MOM. HER NAME IS SANDRA CARDONA, SHE'S FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, 181 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:37,624 AND SHE WAS NOMINATED BY HER DAUGHTER, CRYSTAL. CHECK IT OUT 182 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:44,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO SUPER MOM SURPRISE * 183 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:49,736 >> HI, MY NAME IS CRYSTAL, AND MY MOM SANDRA IS A SUPER MOM MY MOM IS THE MANAGER AT THE 184 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:54,607 H-E-B GROCERY CHAIN AND WORKED THROUGHOUT THE PANDEMIC. DURING THE TEXAS SNOWSTORM, MY 185 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:59,846 MOM STILL WENT IN TO WORK AND COOKED FOR HER CO-WORKERS. SHE IS AN AMAZING MOM. 186 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,282 TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF WORK AND THEN ALSO BEING A GRANDMOTHER, AND OF COURSE TAKING CARE OF MY 187 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:08,154 STEPDAD WHO IS BLIND AND ALSO A DIALYSIS PATIENT AND JUST HAVING THE PATIENCE 188 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,625 AND JUST THE COMPASSION AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, BEING A CAREGIVER AND LOVING 189 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:18,064 >> Jimmy: SANDRA >> YES >> Jimmy: SANDRA 190 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,300 >> YES >> Jimmy: LET ME PUT MY VIDEO ON 191 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,571 SANDRA, HELLO. IT'S JIMMY FALLON. >> HI. 192 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:29,142 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SANDRA, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING NOT ONLY 193 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,312 A MOM BUT A SUPER MOM. I LOVE YOUR STORY. I LOVE THAT YOU WERE THERE, AND 194 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,816 DURING THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC YOU STILL WORKED AND MADE SURE EVERYONE WAS TAKEN CARE OF, AND 195 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,854 YOU WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND PUT OTHER PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU. 196 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,491 THAT'S PRETTY COURAGEOUS AND COOL >> THANK YOU 197 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,093 >> Jimmy: SO I WANTED TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND ALSO OUR FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG 198 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,729 WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A A SUPER MOM AS WELL. AND THEY'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU 199 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:56,503 A SAMSUNG GALAXY PACKAGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE BRAND NEW WATCH, THE 200 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,938 BRAND NEW TAB, THE EAR BUDS, ALL BRAND NEW. JUST FOR YOU 201 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:03,610 HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY >> OH, THAT'S AWESOME! >> Jimmy: OH, ALSO, SAMSUNG 202 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:09,516 WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU $25,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT? 203 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:20,226 >> Jimmy: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY >> WHAT IN TARNATION >> THANK YOU, JIMMY! 204 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,529 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU GUYS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ENJOY IT 205 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,964 PEOPLE LOVE YOU. AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING SO MUCH 206 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:29,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU >> I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY WHO 207 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:35,575 DESERVES IT MORE IN MY LIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO SANDRA 208 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,544 AND CRYSTAL. THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG FOR PARTNERING WITH US, AND THANK 209 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,380 YOU TO ALL THE SUPER MOMS OUT THERE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 210 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,248 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 211 00:14:42,248 --> 00:15:10,210 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 212 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:16,349 TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND USUALLY THAT'S WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 213 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,952 I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 214 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,920 AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY. SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS 215 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,556 WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE UP MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES WITH YOU RIGHT NOW 216 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,458 IS THAT COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU 217 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:33,833 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK-YOU-NOTE-WRITING MUSIC * 218 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:38,838 >> Steve: THERE'S A FEW BEANS IN THIS CAT, HUH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 219 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,242 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOTHER'S DAY, FOR BEING THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHERE KIDS FORCE 220 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,544 THEIR MOMS TO EAT A MEDIOCRE BREAKFAST IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION 221 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:50,216 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. 222 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:56,222 >> Steve: OH, I SPILLED IT * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PHOTO OF 223 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,858 JOE AND JILL BIDEN VISITING FORMER PRESIDENT CARTER AND HIS WIFE, FOR LOOKING LIKE A STILL 224 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:07,400 FROM THE UPCOMING MOVIE "HONEY I SHRUNK THE CARTERS." [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:15,175 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, FIRST WEEK OF MAY, 226 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:20,714 FOR FLYING BY SO QUICKLY I MEAN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT - * IT'S GOING TO BE JUNE * 227 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:24,050 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG 228 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:32,292 [ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, "GAME OF THRONES" 229 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:38,064 PREQUEL 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGONS" FOR GIVING THE INTERNET SOMETHING TO BE MAD ABOUT WHEN 230 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:42,369 THE FINALE AIRS IN EIGHT YEARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 231 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:47,407 >> Steve: I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. * 232 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:52,078 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FDA FOR AUTHORIZING THE USE OF THE PFIZER VACCINE FOR TEENAGERS 233 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,148 ALTHOUGH IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET TEENAGERS TO GET VACCINATED, JUST TELL THEM THAT 234 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,985 THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, 235 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,589 DAD. >> Steve: I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP THIS WHOLE YARD AND MY ROOM, 236 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:08,161 TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL CHANGE THE OIL ON THE CAR 237 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,131 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON >> Steve: MY SON IS 75 [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:15,235 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU CICADAS, THIS PAST YEAR HAS BEEN HARD ON 239 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:20,407 ALL OF US, SO IT'S NICE TO KNOW A SWARM OF LOUD, HIDEOUS BUGS IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE 240 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:32,552 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU WAITER POURING WATER, 241 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,489 FOR MAKING ME THINK DO WE STOP TALKING COMPLETELY, AND SUDDENLY WATCH HIM POUR, CARRY 242 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:45,065 ON OUR CONVERSATION, OR FAKE TALK UNTIL HE LEAVES [ APPLAUSE ] 243 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,867 >> Steve: WE'RE GOOD WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD 244 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,571 * THANK YOU BASEBALLS, FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST GOT OUT 245 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:58,278 OF A MAJOR SURGERY [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 246 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:04,384 THANK YOU, DINERS, FOR BEING THE ONLY RESTAURANT WHERE HALF THE MENU ITEMS JUST SOUND LIKE 247 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:15,295 DARES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FILET OF COD WITH FRESH FRUIT 248 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,164 AND COLESLAW I'LL TAKE THAT SURE, WHY NOT? 249 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,767 >> Steve: JELL-O WITH MARSHMALLOW. >> Jimmy: SHOULD I GET THE 250 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,136 LOBSTER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'M GOING TO GET THE 251 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,938 FRESH -- >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T GET THE LOBSTER. 252 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,440 >> Steve: I HAVE A CHOICE. >> Jimmy: IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 253 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,642 WE JUST LEFT THE BAR I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE >> Steve: ARE YOU SURE 254 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,479 IT'S EITHER A PATTY MELT OR LOBSTER SCAMPI >> Jimmy: I WOULD JUST GO WITH 255 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,881 A BURGER AND FRIES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW 256 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,184 I THINK I'LL GET THE OCTOPUS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 257 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:44,391 >> Steve: AND THE CREME BRULEE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY MAKE CREME 258 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,893 BRULEE AT DINNER >> Steve: OH, YEAH, THIS DINER IS FANTASTIC 259 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,429 IT'S JELL-O THAT SOMEBODY BURNED [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:54,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BURNED JELL-O. >> Steve: BRULEE >> Jimmy: SOMETHING BRULEE 261 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:59,272 >> Steve: AND IT'S ORANGE JELL-O >> Jimmy: I LIKE ORANGE JELL-O 262 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,409 >> Steve: I LOVE ORANGE JELL-O ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> Jimmy: ARE YOU JOKING ME? 263 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,811 I LOVE ALL KINDS OF JELL-O >> Steve: ARE YOU -- I LOVE ORANGE JELL-O 264 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,013 >> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERY TYPE OF JELL-O >> Steve: DO YOU REALLY? 265 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,082 WHAT DO YOU LOVE >> Jimmy: YESH, I LOVE CHERRY JELL-O 266 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,851 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE GRAPE JELL-O. >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT THE LIME 267 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,321 JELL-O >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A GARBAGE PERSON 268 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:24,831 [ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, REGULAR UMBRELLAS 269 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,467 FOR PROBABLY LOOKING AT BEACH UMBRELLAS LIKE, "WAIT, THAT WAS AN OPTION THIS WHOLE TIME? 270 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:40,780 [ APPLAUSE ] SHOULD'VE DONE THAT. * 271 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,750 THANK YOU, SOD, FOR BEING FRUIT ROLL-UPS FOR DADS. THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. 272 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,685 >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE MY THANK 273 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,354 YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSICA BIEL 274 00:19:47,354 --> 00:20:07,707 * * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 275 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,476 EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW, "CRUEL SUMMER," WHICH 276 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,844 AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FREEFORM AND ON HULU THE NEXT DAY. 277 00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:19,352 FREEFORM AND ON HULU THE NEXT DAY. PLEASE WELCOME JESSICA BIEL. 278 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 279 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,128 * AH, I'VEBEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS 280 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,763 YES! JESSICA! >> JIMMY 281 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,398 >> JESS, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. I CANNOT WAIT TO TALK ABOUT 282 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,366 THIS PROJECT YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 283 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,436 HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S THE FAM? HOW ARE THE BOYS 284 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,974 >> OH, THEY'RE GOOD. THE FAMILY IS BIG. THEY'RE GETTING BIG SO FAST. 285 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,876 IT'S SO WEIRD. THEY'RE SO CUTE. THEY'RE REALLY CUTE. 286 00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:46,613 THEY'RE STINKING CUTE. >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU FACETIMED ME WHEN AFTER YOU HAD 287 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,315 THE BABY -- IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU HAD THE BABY AND HE STARTED DOING THE BIT FOR ME 288 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:57,090 HE WAS DOING COMEDY. >> HE DID. IT WAS AMAZING 289 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,025 HE WAS IN THAT LITTLE, I DON'T KNOW, THOSE WEIRD PLASTIC CRIBS THAT THEY HAVE IN THE HOSPITAL 290 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:05,131 ROOMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'S LAYING RIGHT NEXT 291 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:09,235 TO ME IN THE BED >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE >> BUT HE WAS ASLEEP AND HE 292 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,970 JUST ROLLED OVER AND HE JUST PRESSED HIS NOSE UP AGAINST THE GLASS LIKE THIS. 293 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:17,077 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M LIKE, "DUDE, THAT'S A CLASSIC BIT." 294 00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:18,945 HE'S DOING A CLASSIC BIT I LOVED IT IS SILAS - 295 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,082 ARE THEY LOVING EACH OTHER, ARE THEY BESTIES >> I THINK THEY ARE. 296 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:26,886 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I REALLY DO AND I REALLY WAS WORRIED 297 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,122 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND HOW YOUR OLDER ONE IS GONNA FEEL 298 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:33,626 ABOUT THE LITTLE ONE AND MAN, THEY JUST THINK EACH OTHER ARE SO FUNNY 299 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:39,866 AND IT'S SO AMAZING TO WATCH IT'S SO CUTE >> Jimmy: DO THEY, LIKE, KIND 300 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:44,537 OF FREAK OUT BECAUSE THEIR DAD IS IN TROLLS, THEIR MOM WAS IN "PETE THE CAT. 301 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,807 THEY HERE THESE VOICES AND THEY GO, LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?" 302 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,511 DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU GUYS DO? >> YEAH, WELL, SILAS DOES. 303 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,613 DEFINITELY WITH JUSTIN BECAUSE OF BRANCH. FOR SURE, AND ALSO HIS MUSIC, 304 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:58,651 WHENEVER HE HEARS DADDY'S SONGS, HE'LL GO, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S DAD 305 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,123 THAT'S DAD." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> LIKE, NO BIG DEAL, YEAH, 306 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,592 WHATEVER BUT THE FUNNY THING ABOUT "PETE THE CAT" IS I TRIED TO GET HIM 307 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,294 TO WATCH THE SHOW. HE WILL NOT WATCH THE SHOW AND YET, HE SAYS, "HEY, MOM, 308 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:13,099 HEY, MOM, DO ONE OF THOSE VOICES FROM THE SHOW." AND I'M LIKE, "YOU'VE NEVER 309 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:17,871 SEEN THE SHOW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW -- HE'S JUST, LIKE, "JUST DO IT, 310 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,740 MOM. JUST DO IT, MOM. AND SO I'LL, LIKE, DO ONE OF 311 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:28,381 THE VOICES OKAY, COOL, MOM, COOL. [ LAUGHTER ] 312 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,216 >> Jimmy: LOOK, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME, AND I JUST WAS WONDERING IF I COULD 313 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,085 JUST BRING UP A SUBJECT AND YOU COULD TELL EVERYONE THESE STORIES THAT I'VE KNOWN, IF YOU 314 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,922 STORIES.ND TELLING A COUPLE >> YES, YES, LET'S DO IT >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER 315 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,324 SELLING SPA WATER? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YEAH. 316 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,627 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: YOU SCAMMED THE 317 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,797 NEIGHBORHOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS WAS -- 318 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,465 YEAH, WE SCAMMED THE NEIGHBORHOOD MY BROTHER AND I IN COLORADO 319 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,100 WHEN WE WERE, I DON'T KNOW, NINE AND SIX OR EIGHT AND FIVE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 320 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,868 WE WERE IN THE TUB TAKING A BATH, AND WE JUST DUMPED EVERYTHING WE HAD, SHAMPOO, 321 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,637 CONDITIONER, BODY WASH, BATH BOMBS, SALT, FOAMY WHATEVER. WE PROBABLY PEED IN THERE, I'M 322 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:55,108 SURE >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,710 >> AND THEN WE JUST -- WE POURED IT ALL INTO PLASTIC BOTTLES AND WE CALLED IT SPA 324 00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:02,048 WATER AND WE SOLD IT AROUND THE CUL-DE-SAC [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,817 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT WERE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH SPA WATER ONCE THEY RECEIVED IT? 326 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,585 >> SEE NOW, THAT'S THE THING WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT LIKE A CUCUMBER WATER FROM THE 327 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,420 SPA, OR WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO LIKE A REFRESHING SPRITZ I THINK WE WERE GOING FOR 328 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:15,495 A SPRITZ AND NOT AN ACTUAL INGESTION, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW 329 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,930 >> Jimmy: A SPRITZ, YOU WERE NOT GOING FOR A SPRITZ AT SIX YEARS OLD. 330 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:34,681 [ LAUGHTER ] PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK. CAN YOU ALSO TELL THE STORY 331 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,549 ABOUT WHEN YOU FIRST BECAME FAMOUS AND SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME AND 332 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:46,359 ASKED YOU FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH I LOVE THIS. >> OH, YEAH. 333 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,095 I WAS SO EMBARRASSED, JIMMY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. THIS CUTE LITTLE GIRL CAME UP, 334 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:53,933 AND SHE SAID, "I LOVE YOU IN "7TH HEAVEN, I LOVE THE SHOW I'M A BIG FAN, CAN I HAVE YOUR 335 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:58,171 AUTOGRAPH? AND I WAS LIKE, "ONLY IF I CAN HAVE YOURS." 336 00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:03,510 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,278 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU GOT HER AUTOGRAPH AS WELL. I LOVE THAT, THAT'S MY 338 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:09,549 FAVORITE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "CRUEL SUMMER. 339 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,618 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY SPOILERS, BUT I'M LOVING THE SHOW 340 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:16,656 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT 341 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,625 SO, CAN WE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? OR DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN 342 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:23,897 IT >> YEAH. A YOUNG GIRL GOES MISSING IN 343 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,699 THIS SMALL TEXAS COMMUNITY, AND ONE OF THE OTHER STUDENTS IN THE SCHOOL GETS WRAPPED UP IN 344 00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:27,233 THIS WHOLE THING, AND IT CHANGES THESE YOUNG WOMEN'S LIVES FOREVER. 345 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:41,548 AND IT RICOCHETS THROUGH THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD. 346 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,383 EVERY SINGLE EPISODE IS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT? SO THIS GIRL GOES MISSING, SO 347 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:44,951 THE GIRL KIND OF TAKES HER PLACE KIND OF IN HIGH SCHOOL AND STARTS DATING HER 348 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:48,655 BOYFRIEND. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THEN THE GIRL IS 349 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:57,964 MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT MISSING AND MAYBE SHE GOES - >> MAYBE, OR MAYBE NOT 350 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:00,567 >> Jimmy: "YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE, MAYBE?" AND SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW 351 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,935 SOMETHING, AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHEN I WENT MISSING. 352 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:06,940 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW! 353 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,875 >> AND THE WHOLE SHOW IS LIKE DUAL PERSPECTIVE, WHO DO YOU BELIEVE, WHO'S TELLING THE 354 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:13,346 TRUTH, WHO'S LYING >> Jimmy: YES. NO, WE DON'T KNOW. 355 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,948 >> I MEAN, MY PERCEPTION IS MINE AND YOUR REALITY IS YOURS -- 356 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:21,254 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE TRUTH LIES SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE PROBABLY 357 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,056 >> YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR SHOWS LIKE THIS. HOW DO YOU DO IT 358 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:26,659 DO YOU JUST READ THESE SCRIPTS AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS THE ONE. 359 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,395 >> I THINK I JUST LOOK FOR SOMETHING THAT I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE MYSTERY, I DON'T KNOW 360 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,463 THE ANSWERS. WHERE I'M LIKE, "OOH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING TO 361 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:36,569 GO." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WANT TO BE IN THE 362 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:40,974 SHOW IF I WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW EVEN IF I'M TOO OLD FOR THE 363 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:49,182 SHOW, LIKE THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I FEEL LIKE IT'S PROBABLY 364 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:51,084 A GOOD ONE >> YEAH, IT'S A GREAT ONE. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING 365 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,652 TO MEET ONE OF THE STARS OF "CRUEL SUMMER. MORE WITH JESSICA BIEL AFTER 366 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,155 THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 367 00:25:55,155 --> 00:26:16,409 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I AM TALKING TO JESSICA BIEL 368 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:21,915 ONCE AGAIN WE'RE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY ONE OF THE STARS OF HER SHOW, 369 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,051 PLEASE WELCOME CHIARA AURELIA. CHIARA, HEY! CHIARA, IT IS GREAT TO MEET 370 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,456 YOU. THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING 371 00:26:29,456 --> 00:26:35,195 ME IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, TOO. >> Jimmy: THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH 372 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:37,597 BUZZ ABOUT THIS SHOW THIS WAS FREEFORM'S MOST WATCHED SERIES DEBUT EVER, BY 373 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:41,835 THE WAY. CONGRATS ON THAT TO BOTH OF YOU. 374 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:44,471 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO COOL 375 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:48,942 >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC I WAS WONDERING IF EITHER ONE OF YOU, DO YOU EVER LOOK AT 376 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:52,979 MEMES AND THEORIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT WHO MIGHT'VE DONE WHAT 377 00:26:52,979 --> 00:27:00,620 OR DO YOU TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM ALL OF THAT STUFF? >> I MEAN, ME PERSONALLY, I 378 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,023 ACTUALLY KIND OF DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO 379 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,891 THAT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 380 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:07,627 TODAY? AND I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA I KIND OF STAY OUT OF IT 381 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:12,032 BUT I HAVE TWO FRIENDS WHO ARE SO OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW. SO I KIND OF GET ALL MY NEWS, 382 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:15,035 ALL MY MEDIA, ALL MY UPDATES FROM THEM. BUT THEY KIND OF TELL ME WHAT I 383 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:20,840 WANT TO HEAR SO, WHO KNOWS? >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS A 384 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,376 A GOOD -- SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS, AS I WAS JUST TALKING TO JESS ABOUT 385 00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:27,147 IT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS TRUE CRIME -- BUT I HEARD, LIKE, AS YOU WERE 386 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:31,351 FILMING IT, THE CREW AND EVERYONE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHO DID WHAT UNTIL THE LAST TWO 387 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:35,188 EPISODES IS THAT TRUE >> NO, JESSICA, HOW MANY TIMES 388 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:38,658 DID I ASK YOU ABOUT THE ENDING >> HONESTLY, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, WHEN THE PRODUCERS AND 389 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,761 OUR CREATOR TEAM, WE ALL DECIDED, "OKAY, YOU KNOW, LET'S LET THIS BE SORT OF A SURPRISE 390 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:47,967 FOR EVERYONE AS WE GO THROUGH THESE EPISODES AND SHOOT THEM. FROM AN ACTOR'S STANDPOINT, I 391 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:53,973 WAS LIKE, "THIS IS CRAZY I WOULD LITERALLY NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN." 392 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,842 IF YOU WERE NOT GOING TO TELL ME -- IF I WAS IN THE SHOW AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME, 393 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,677 LIKE, WHAT I'M WORKING TOWARDS AND HOW DO I PLACE MY PERFORMANCE? 394 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,547 AND I SAID THIS TO THESE GIRLS AND THEY WERE, LIKE, "I ACTUALLY PREFER THIS 395 00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:09,823 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW." >> UM, NO, NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 396 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,591 >> I WANT TO BE FOCUSED ON LIKE - THIS IS -- 397 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:13,426 >> I WAS - >> THIS IS HOW YOUNG ARTISTS ARE SO MUCH DIFFERENT NOW THESE 398 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:16,062 DAYS >> Jimmy: YOUNG ARTISTS. CHIARA, YOU ARE -- THE SHOW IS 399 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:22,035 SET IN THE '90s AND YOU WERE BORN IN 2020 [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:25,238 BUT -- >> YEAH, JUST YESTERDAY ACTUALLY 401 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:28,375 >> Jimmy: YEAH, CONGRATS BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHEN YOU SEE THINGS FROM THE '90s, DOES IT 402 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:34,647 FREAK YOU OUT? DO YOU GO LIKE, 'WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?" 403 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:37,951 >> THERE WAS A COUPLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT. I MEAN, THE BIG STORY THAT WE 404 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:44,257 HAVE IS THAT OLIVIA DID NOT KNOW WHAT A WALKMAN WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:46,459 SO SHE WAS ON SET, KIND OF STARING AT IT WITH CONFUSION AND SHE WAS TRYING TO, LIKE, 406 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:48,962 FIT IT INTO HER LITTLE FANNY PACK, AND SHE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT 407 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:52,465 IT WAS VERY OVERWHELMING I HAD MORE VHS TAPES I USED A WALKMAN 408 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:59,072 IT WAS KIND OF ALL THE '90s GADGETS AND STUFF. >> THE GOOD OLD DAYS, RIGHT, 409 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:03,176 JIMMY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME 410 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,914 YEAH, BUT I MEAN, JESSICA, YOU WERE ON A TEEN DRAMA IS IT DIFFERENT WATCHING THIS 411 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:13,820 NOW -- DOING THIS TEEN DRAMA THEN IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE THERE? 412 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,090 >> THIS IS SO DIFFERENT. AND I FEEL LIKE TELEVISION HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR, YOU KNOW, 413 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:25,598 TEEN DRAMAS AND Y-A STORIES. IT'S SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX. THE CHARACTERS ARE SO MUCH MORE 414 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:31,638 DEVELOPED, IN MY OPINION, AND YOU CAN REALLY SINK YOUR TEETH INTO SOMETHING 415 00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:34,808 I DO FEEL LIKE IT'S EVOLVED INTO SUCH AN AMAZING SPACE FOR ACTORS AND SPECIFICALLY FOR 416 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:41,247 YOUNG WOMEN. >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS AND 417 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:44,317 PRODUCED THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 418 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,720 >> Jimmy: IT'S A REALLY FUN SHOW I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 419 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,290 FROM NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF "CRUEL SUMMER. TAKE A LOOK. 420 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:55,795 >> DO YOU THINK JAMIE WILL BE HERE HE CAN'T RESIST THE DUNK TANK. 421 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,198 >> OH, ARE YOU THE ONE SITTING IN THE HOT SEAT? >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 422 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,600 >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT. I WENT POSTAL ON THAT GIRL 423 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,769 PUNCHING LOSER FOR YOU, SO WHY ARE YOU CHASING HIM? >> I'M NOT 424 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:05,305 IT'S JUST A QUESTION RELAX. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW DAD WILL 425 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,474 MURDER JAMIE AND YOU IF YOU EVEN GLANCE IN HIS DIRECTION RIGHT? 426 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,442 >> DAD'S NOT HERE. >> YEAH, WELL, I AM. AND LAST I CHECKED JAMIE'S 427 00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:15,015 STILL WITH KATE. SO EVEN IF HE IS HERE, WOULDN'T YOU STILL BE WITH HIM? 428 00:30:15,015 --> 00:30:17,517 >> THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA >> JAMIE, I SWEAR. LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 429 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,252 >> YEAH, STALKING KATE WALKER -- [ SHUSHING ] 430 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,223 [ APPLAUSE ] JESSICA BIEL AND CHIARA AURELIA 431 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:25,825 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CRUEL SUMMER" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FREEFORM, AND ON 432 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:32,399 HULU THE NEXT DAY. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE. 433 00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:34,901 >> THANKS, JIMMY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 434 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,770 WITH NICK THUNE, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:57,957 * * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 436 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,392 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN HE STARS IN THE MOVIE, "THE 437 00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:03,730 RIGHT ONE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON DIGITAL AND ON-DEMAND HERE IS NICK THUNE 438 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:06,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NICK, THANK YOU FOR COMING IN 439 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:25,118 THE STUDIO TO SEE US THAT MEANS A LOT TO US WELCOME BACK 440 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:33,893 THANK YOU. >> WELL, THANKS, JIMMY I FEEL GREAT HERE. 441 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,695 >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH, WE WERE DOING THE SHOW 442 00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:37,163 FROM MY HOME AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO COME ON THE SHOW THEN, AND YOU 443 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:40,600 HAD A VERY FUNNY VIDEO ABOUT HOMESCHOOLING YOUR SON HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING FOR 444 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:47,273 YOUR SON IS IT STILL DIFFICULT? >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE NOT SEEN 445 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,908 HIM. HE'S BEEN IN JUVIE FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS 446 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:52,112 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YEAH. 447 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,481 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE I'M SORRY, WHAT HAPPENED 448 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:58,118 >> PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS TO FRAME YOUR KID FOR A CRIME. 449 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,688 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW! I DID NOT KNOW 450 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:05,058 >> I JUST THOUGHT THIS IS A BETTER SCHOOL SYSTEM FOR HIM [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:08,294 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE GOING TO A FUN SUMMER CAMP ALL YEAR 452 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,697 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU 453 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,233 YOU'RE NOT SELFISH, YOU KNOW >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 454 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,834 >> NEVER >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- 455 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:16,469 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE RIGHT ONE. IT'S YOUR MOVIE. 456 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:18,538 I LOVE SEEING YOU ACT. I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING "VENOM," I WANT TO 457 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:25,145 SAY, THE MARVEL MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE MARVEL 458 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:26,646 UNIVERSE I SAW YOU IN "VENOM," AND I GO, "DUDE, THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 459 00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:31,117 WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE? >> OH, MY GOD, IT WAS SO GOOD. I HAD A ROLE, THE NAME WAS 460 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:34,821 LIKE, KEVIN, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, PLEASE SIT DOWN, 461 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:38,892 EVERYBODY, PLEASE, SIT DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE REMEMBERS KEVIN 462 00:32:38,892 --> 00:32:40,794 >> WELL, I WAS PLAYING KEVIN, AND THEN AS A JOKE CAUSE THE SCENE WAS IN A BAR AND I WAS, 463 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:44,564 LIKE, JOKING WITH MY BUDDY TOM HARDY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 464 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:48,735 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I SAID THAT'D BE FUNNY IF MY NAME WAS BEARDO AT THE 465 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:55,575 BAR INSTEAD OF KEVIN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE DIRECTOR HEARD THAT 466 00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:57,477 SO SOMEHOW IN THE CREDITS, IT DOES SAY BEARDO AT THE BAR NOW INSTEAD OF KEVIN IF YOU, LIKE, 467 00:32:57,477 --> 00:33:03,483 LOOK ME UP ON IMDB >> I ACTUALLY PRINTED OUT THIS IMDB 468 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:05,185 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY ZOOM IN HERE, LOOK DOWNWARD, IT'S HIGHLIGHTED HERE. 469 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:10,490 >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY RIGHT NEXT TO TOM >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST 470 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:14,861 RIGHT NEXT TO TOM, YOU KEEP CALLING HIM TOM, YEAH. BEARDO AT THE BAR, SO THEY TOOK 471 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:17,130 KEVIN AWAY FROM YOU? >> YEAH. AND THEN, I REALIZED WHY 472 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:20,867 BECAUSE BEARDO AT THE BAR IS SUCH A GREAT MARVEL CHARACTER, YOU KNOW 473 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:24,304 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND I THINK THE IDEA OF, YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO KNOW MORE 474 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,439 WHAT'S HE DOING AT THE BAR HOW COME A BEARD, THAT KIND OF STUFF. 475 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:31,945 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THOSE QUESTIONS -- >> YEAH. 476 00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:33,546 >> Jimmy: THOSE QUESTIONS SPRING UP, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:36,082 YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, "YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S ALL GOOD. WHAT'S THAT GUY'S STORY? 478 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,886 >> YEAH, WHAT'S THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] MORE ABOUT BEARDO AT THE BAR 479 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:41,755 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE -- DON'T YOU WANT HIM BACK IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE 480 00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:45,225 BEARDO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM. 481 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:47,894 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NICK, COMEDY CLUBS ARE SLOWLY OPENING UP AGAIN, 482 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:50,430 THANK GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT WAS TOUGH ON 483 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:56,636 EVERYBODY. AND YOU'RE A GREAT COMEDIAN. ARE YOU HAPPY TO GO BACK TO 484 00:33:56,636 --> 00:34:01,641 CLUBS? >> YEAH, YEAH. IN FACT, I WAS AT THE CELLAR 485 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:05,211 ALL WEEK HERE GOING UP AND I GOT SOME NEW MATERIAL. ME AND THE STAFF ALL GOT 486 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:11,718 TOGETHER AND GOT THIS FOR YOU. * >> Jimmy: THE MATERIAL 487 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:15,288 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU THIS IS FANTASTIC. 488 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:18,258 >> YEAH, SO THIS IS A SONG I WROTE. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A LOST 489 00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:21,061 DOG. AND IT'S HARD TO TELL IF I LOST HER OR MISPLACED HER OR WHAT 490 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:27,500 REALLY HAPPENED. THE SONG IS CALLED "HERE GIRL. AND THIS WAS SOMETHING I WROTE 491 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,370 WHEN I WAS REALLY CREATIVE OVER THE -- * 492 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:43,983 [ WHISTLING HERE GIRL, COME ON [ WHISTLING 493 00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:47,120 * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 494 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:52,459 >> THANK YOU YEAH >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. 495 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,993 >> I'VE ALSO BEEN DOING SOME NOODLING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE 496 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:55,962 NOODLES OR NOT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A PLATE 497 00:34:55,962 --> 00:35:04,270 OF THEM. * [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,039 * YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ON MY 35TH BIRTHDAY, I WAS IN THE 499 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:10,076 KITCHEN AT MY HOUSE, I WAS HAVING A PARTY A FRIEND CAME IN AND WE WERE 500 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:14,714 JUST CHATTING, AND HE SAID, "ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT THE WORD CUPBOARD IS SPELT WITH A B BUT 501 00:35:14,714 --> 00:35:20,653 EVERYONE THINKS THAT IT'S WITH A P? [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:25,825 [ APPLAUSE ] AND I THOUGHT, "YEAH, WHY WOULD IT BE CUP-BOARD, THAT'S DUMB 503 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:27,927 OF COURSE IT'S WITH A B. SO, ANYWAY, THREE YEARS GO ON, 38TH BIRTHDAY, I'M IN THE SAME 504 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:29,696 KITCHEN, SAME FRIEND WALKS UP TO ME AND HE GOES, "OH HEY, BY THE WAY, IT IS SPELLED WITH 505 00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:35,101 A P. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S THREE YEARS THAT 506 00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:41,241 I'LL NEVER GET BACK. >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT 507 00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:47,914 >> ANYWAY, I KNOW MEMORIAL DAY'S COMING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:35:47,914 --> 00:35:51,718 AND YOU KNOW, I SUPPORT THE MILITARY AND I JUST THINK IT'S SO SAD 509 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:56,956 THAT THEY ONLY GET ONE 4/20 A DAY. IT'S SO EARLY, YOU KNOW, AND 510 00:35:56,956 --> 00:36:06,499 IT'S JUST AT 16:20 WHEN YOU'RE HIGH IS SO CONFUSING AND YES, JIMMY, THAT IS 511 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:10,937 A MILITARY TIME JOKE AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LOVE TO TELL TWO MORE 512 00:36:10,937 --> 00:36:18,178 OR DO I WANT TO TELL 14? [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE GOT NO IDEA 513 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:21,881 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T TELL MILITARY TIME, MILITARY TELLS 514 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:25,285 YOU TIME >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 515 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:30,857 NICK THUNE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S SOME NOODLING AND SOME 516 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:34,160 DEEP THOUGHTS RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 517 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,329 >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING HERE. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 518 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,198 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICK THUNE 519 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,166 "THE RIGHT ONE" IS AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL AND ON DEMAND. LOOK FOR BEARDO COMING SOON. 520 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:42,569 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MAD FOXES STICK AROUND 521 00:36:42,569 --> 00:37:04,024 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "CRYSTAL 522 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:10,096 GLASS" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "ASHAMED." HERE'S MAD FOXES 523 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:10,530 "ASHAMED." HERE'S MAD FOXES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 524 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:31,384 * * 525 00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:38,858 THE BACK OF THE BU I SING SONGS AND CARRY A CURSE * 526 00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:44,064 * WAY TO GOOD FOR M CHOKING ON MY MISTAKES I'M WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS 527 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:52,639 CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS 528 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:56,543 CRYSTAL GLAS CRYSTAL GLASS * * WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLAS 529 00:37:56,543 --> 00:38:06,619 CRYSTAL GLAS I STUTTER ON THE HELLO LATELY SPEAK AS I SWALLOW * 530 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:15,128 * LOVE WHAT IS THIS SMELL TREAT IS THE SMITE I'M WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS * 531 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:23,136 * CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS CRYSTAL GLASS * 532 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:28,475 * CRYSTAL GLASS WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS 533 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:41,721 DO MY DEAR NOW * * LOOK AT M SAY MY NAM 534 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:50,797 LOOK AT ME * * SAY MY NAME * * 535 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:53,833 * OH BABE ALL THE PARTIES AND FOUR HEA CRUSH CAN COUNT THIS 536 00:38:53,833 --> 00:39:00,006 BBQ IT * * JERSEY SPORT SUCK LOCKER ROOM TALK 537 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:05,545 ELEPHANT DON'T MISS * * AQUAFOX AND COMFY THING CRYSTAL GLAS 538 00:39:05,545 --> 00:39:12,318 CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS 539 00:39:12,318 --> 00:39:17,023 CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS 540 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:28,301 CRYSTAL GLAS NOW LOOK AT ME * * JUST SAY MY NAM 541 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:45,051 LOOK AT ME SAY MY NAME * * 542 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:55,595 * LOOK AT M SAY MY NAME * * LOOK AT M 543 00:39:55,595 --> 00:40:03,036 SAY MY NAM SAY MY NAM SAY MY NAME * 544 00:40:03,036 --> 00:40:06,873 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US NEXT WEEK. 545 00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:12,979 DAVE CHAPPELLE, LESLIE JONES, AND CHANCE THE RAPPER WILL BE HERE 546 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:17,150 MY THANKS TO JESSICA BIEL, NICK THUNE, MAD FOXES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:19,552 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 548 00:40:19,552 --> 00:40:21,821 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY 549 00:40:21,821 --> 00:40:22,956 GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *