>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JESSICA BIEL
NICK THUNE MUSICAL GUEST MAD FOXES, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1458 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, FANTASTIC. PLEASE, WELCOME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I APPRECIATE IT. HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. THIS SUNDAY IS MOTHER'S DAY,
EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
THE KIDS AND I HAVE PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MY WIFE. WE MADE OUR OWN CARDS.
THERE'S GOING TO BE BREAKFAST IN BED I BOOKED HER A MANI-PEDI
WHEREAS ON FATHER'S DAY I GOT A POST-IT NOTE [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SAID "WE LOVE MOM," ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT OVER THE YEARS THE
AVERAGE MOM RECEIVES 45 PIECES OF HOMEMADE ARTWORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A LOT I'M SURE AFTER THE FIRST FIVE EVEN DaVINCI'S MOM WAS, LIKE,
"HOW LONG BEFORE I CAN CHUCK THIS THING IS HE WATCHING?"
YEAH, MOTHER'S DAY IS ALMOST HERE, AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME LAST-MINUTE INSPIRATION
YOU MAY LIKE THIS COMMERCIAL I JUST SAW CHECK THIS OUT
>> HERE AT ZALES WE KNOW HOW SPECIAL MOMS ARE AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE
PERFECT GIFTS. LIKE A GIANT LOCKET THAT GOES WITH NOTHING EVEN THOUGH SHE
MENTIONED WANTING A MANICURE OR A DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MICKEY MOUSE NECKLACE, EVEN THOUGH SHE
HANDED YOU THE NUMBER TO A SPA WITH A NOTE THAT SAID, "BUY THIS."
OR A CASIO WATCH THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT IT FROM A CLAW MACHINE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE LITERALLY SCREAMED "RUNNING SHOES" AT YOU, OVER BREAKFAST.
ZALES, JUST GET HER WHAT SHE [ BLEEP ] WANTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AH, THAT'S SWEET ISN'T IT
IT'S KIND OF BEAUTIFUL WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN
VISITED LOUISIANA. DID YOU SEE THIS >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND HE OPENED HIS SPEECH WITH A STORY ABOUT ANOTHER TIME THAT HE VISITED
THE STATE. LISTEN TO THIS
>> FIRST TIME I CAME DOWN HERE
THERE WAS A GUY NAMED RUSSELL LONG WHO I SERVED WITH I WAS 29 YEARS OLD WHEN I GOT
ELECTED, AND I WENT TO SEE RUSSELL LONG HE SAID, "HOW MUCH MONEY DID
YOU SPEND IN YOUR CAMPAIGN?" ABOUT, I SAID, "A LITTLE OVER $285,000
BUT THEN I HAD TO BORROW SOME MONEY TO GET THROUGH IT. AND HE SAID, "GOOD THING YOU
WON. AND I SAID, "HOW'S THAT? HE SAID, "WELL," HE SAID, "YOU
GOT YOURSELF A $38,000 DEFICIT. AND I SAID, "YES, SIR.
AND HE SAID, "WELL, IF YOU HADN'T WON, YOU'D JUST HAVE A PLAIN OLD DEFICIT.
NOW YOU CAN HAVE A DEFICIT PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ]
GOD, HE WAS AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU'RE
TALKING FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU WATCH THE TIDE COME IN AND GO BACK OUT, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, BIDEN
SURE DOESN'T HAVE A DEFICIT OF LONG-RAMBLING STORIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE CHECK IN ON BIDEN RIGHT NOW? WHERE IS HE?
>> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT - >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT I BELIEVE IT
GOSH, HOLY MOLY. >> Steve: TALKING THE ENTIRE
TIME >> Jimmy: WELL, THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE FOR
RUDY GIULIANI. I SAW THAT BECAUSE OF HIS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW THAT BECAUSE OF HIS GROWING LEGAL BILLS, RUDY HAD TO LAY OFF SEVERAL MEMBERS OF
HIS ENTOURAGE. IT'S THE WORST NEWS THOSE PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN SINCE THEY
FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE IN RUDY GIULIANI'S ENTOURAGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] I'M IN HIS ENTOURAGE I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD AN
ENTOURAGE. I ALWAYS ASSUMED THOSE PEOPLE WITH HIM WERE ORDERLIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH, LAST NIGHT ON "JEOPARDY!" I SAW A
A CONTESTANT RAN INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE ANSWERING A QUESTION CHECK THIS OUT
>> HOT STUFF FOR $1,000. >> STEFANO FERRARA IS A FAMOUS MAKER OF THESE WHICH CAN REACH
A TEMPERATURE OF 800 DEGREES INSIDE STEVE?
>> IS IT CALZONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
[ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] WHAT ARE OVENS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, OF COURSE, I'M SORRY, "WHO IS CALZONE." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN HE SAID THAT, OTHER CONTESTANTS WERE THINKING, "YOU IDIOT.
WHILE EVERYONE AT HOME WAS SHOUTING, "WHAT ARE HOT POCKETS!
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY ACTUALLY ARE 800 DEGREES. WELL, HERE'S SOME NEWS HERE.
THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO TAKE AN UBER OR LYFT THIS SUMMER
LISTEN TO THIS
>> WE'RE BACK WITH A HEADS UP FOR LYFT AND UBER CUSTOMERS.
A SHORTAGE OF DRIVERS IS MAKING THE COST OF THE RIDESHARES MUCH HIGHER THAN THEY USED TO BE.
>> Tariq: WAIT, I HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR UBER NOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT
THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S ALL GOOD. I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A HYUNDAI
LAST WEEK SO I'LL DRIVE MYSELF IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: OH
>> Tariq: OH, WHAT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
THAN 390,000 VEHICLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] FOR TWO PROBLEMS THAT CAN CAUSE FIRES.
>> Tariq: WHAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND THIS SUMMER?
I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT AT HOME AND EAT SOME ICE CREAM OR SHERBET.
>> Jimmy: WELL - >> Tariq: DON'T YOU DARE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
>> ALMOST A HUNDRED POPULAR ICE CREAM BRANDS AND SHERBETS HAVE
BEEN RECALLED OVER POSSIBLE LISTERIA >> Tariq: WELL, AT LEAST I CAN
EAT SOME OF THAT CHOCOLATE SHELL TOPPING THAT GOES ON ICE CREAM.
HERE'S HOPING THERE'S NO RECALL THEY WANT TO MAKE ME AWARE OF.
AWARE OF
HERSHEY'S IS VOLUNTARILY RECALLING SOME OF ITS CHOCOLATE SHELL TOPPING.
>> Tariq: COME ON! >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. TARIQ, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING ELSE YOU ENJOY WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SNACK >> Tariq: IT'S EASY, THE
RUFFLES ALL-DRESSED POTATO CHIPS.
>> FRITO-LAY IS ISSUING
A VOLUNTARY RECALL OF SELECT BAGS OF RUFFLES ALL-DRESSED POTATO CHIPS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHO DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT
THE BEANS IN MY CABINETS
>> CHECK YOUR CABINETS THERE'S A RECALL OF BLACK BEANS
AND CHILI BEANS NATIONWIDE >> Tariq: I GIVE UP! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS SUMMER IS A BUST! >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, TARIQ LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE THIS WEEKEND >> Tariq: THAT'S TRUE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH AGAIN
>> Tariq: BILL AND MELINDA GATES. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST MOVE ON LET'S JUST MOVE ON
THE BEANS IN MY CABINETS [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY --
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD READ. FINALLY, I HEARD THAT ROME JUST UNVEILED A NEW VENDING MACHINE
THAT MAKES HOT PIZZA IN THREE MINUTES. HERE IT IS
YEAH, LOOK AT THAT AND IF YOU BUY A VENDING MACHINE PIZZA IN ROME, IT ALSO
COMES WITH A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS, "ROB ME, I'M NOT FROM HERE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN ALL NEXT WEEK. WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING
UP HOT WEEK >> Steve: WHO DO WE GOT?
>> Jimmy: HOT WEEK DAVE CHAPPELLE WILL BE WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHANCE THE RAPPER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LESLIE JONES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY WILL ALL BE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE A MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM ALAN JACKSON
AND WEEZER >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WHAT
A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE PRODUCES THE NEW FREEFORM SHOW "CRUEL SUMMER,"
JESSICA BIEL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THAT.
>> Steve: OH, I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. PLUS, JOINING US IN-STUDIO, ONE
OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS AND ACTORS, NICK THUNE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MAD FOXES! THIS IS THE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, MAD FOXES, THIS IS ANOTHER ONE.
I LOVE TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO. SO I LISTEN TO -- I SWITCH IT AROUND
I GO -- I LISTEN AT EAR THAT'S ON COUNTRY, I GO TO SIRIUS, I GO TO iHEART, I LISTEN TO
HOWARD AND I LISTEN TO A STATION CALLED KEXP OUT OF SEATTLE
AND THERE'S A GUY NAMED JOHN RICHARDS, HE'S THE DEEJAY IN THE MORNING
JOHN IN THE MORNING, IT'S GREAT. AND I HEARD THIS BAND, AND I
LOVED IT AND I GO, THIS BAND IS FANTASTIC.
SO I JUST SHAZAM'd IT. AND THEN WE INQUIRED AND ASKED ABOUT THEM
THEY'RE FROM FRANCE. ANY OTHER THINGS NO, THEY'RE FROM FRANCE.
AND THAT'S ALL THE INFORMATION -- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
THEY'RE FROM -- YEAH, A TRIO FROM FRANCE. ANYWAYS, I JUST THOUGHT THIS
SONG IS AWESOME. I JUST TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF MY SPOTIFY, AND JUST SO YOU CAN
SEE IT NOW 'CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE THIS.
THEIR SONGS HAVE LESS THAN A A THOUSAND LISTENS THEY'RE CALLED MAD FOXES
THIS IS THE SONG, IT'S CALLED "CRYSTAL GLASS." LISTEN TO THIS JAM
* >> Jimmy: JUST FOR THAT MOMENT THAT IS A RAGER, RIGHT
>> Questlove: DO THAT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS.
QUESTLOVE LOVES THIS SO HE'S LIKE, LOOK HE'S LIKE, YOU'RE JUST HANGING
OUT AND YOU'RE AT THE CONCERT. * >> Jimmy: CRYSTAL GLASS.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. MAD FOXES IS HERE TONIGHT! DEBUT!
GET THEM BOOKED. >> Steve: OOH-WEE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
GUYS, AS I MENTIONED, MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUT OF
TIME TO FIND A GIFT. WELL, LUCKILY, WE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" THINK AHEAD,
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE RELEASING SOME SPECIAL "TONIGHT SHOW" MOTHER'S DAY COUPONS TO HELP
YOU OUT. [ APPLAUSE ] TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE
FIRST WE'VE GOT "ONE FREE ANSWER TO 'WHO IS THAT ACTOR FROM THAT THING? YOU KNOW THE
HANDSOME ONE.' [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'LL COME IN HANDY. IT'S CHRIS HEMSWORTH, BY THE WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: NEXT THERE IS, "ONE
OBLIGATORY 'LOL' AFTER SHE TEXTS YOU A MEME THAT YOU ALREADY SAW A YEAR AGO."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "IT'S FUNNY MOM. IT'S GREAT."
AFTER THAT, WE HAVE "ONE 10-MINUTE LACK OF EYE CONTACT AFTER A SEX SCENE IN THE
NETFLIX SHOW THAT YOU'RE WATCHING TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
ANY "BRIDGERTON" FANS? >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "SITTING
THROUGH TWO STORIES ABOUT SOMEONE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHO'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN
YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW.
TOM IS DOING WELL, MOM." NEXT THERE'S, "ONE FREE PASS TO TEXT 'ARE YOU OKAY!?' AFTER
A MINOR CAR ACCIDENT HAPPENS 300 MILES FROM YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"I'M NOT EVEN IN THAT STATE, MOM. NEXT UP WE HAVE, "TWO
STEP-BY-STEP WALKTHROUGHS ON CHANGING THE TV INPUT FROM 'TV' TO 'CABLE' TO 'HDMI 2,' PLUS
ONE BONUS EXPLANATION OF WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW, I'D LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: I JUST, LET'S NOT EVEN WATCH IT.
>> Steve: INPUT. HIT INPUT. >> Jimmy: JUST HIT INPUT, MOM.
>> Steve: "I DON'T KNOW. NOW IT SAYS HDMI 3." >> Jimmy: NOW JUST HIT -
>> Steve: I DON'T KNOW HOW --E >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY WE'VE GOT, "ONE WEEKLY PHONE CALL
BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY ALL SHE REALLY WANTS." [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] WE LOVE YOU. ENJOY THOSE MOTHER'S DAY
COUPONS. HEY, SPEAKING OF MOTHER'S DAY, GUYS, ALL WEEK LONG WE'VE BEEN
TEAMING UP WITH SAMSUNG TO CELEBRATE SOME VERY SPECIAL "SUPER MOMS" OUT THERE
WE ASKED PEOPLE TO TELL US ABOUT AN EPIC MOM IN THEIR LIFE, SOMEONE WHO'S GONE ABOVE
AND BEYOND THIS YEAR WE HEARD SO MANY AMAZING STORIES FROM THESE GREAT MOMS
TAKING CARE OF THEIR FAMILIES, JUGGLING JOBS, VOLUNTEERING, WORKING ON THE FRONT LINES, AND
SO MUCH MORE SO HERE'S WHAT WE DID. WE SET UP A VIDEO CHAT WITH
THEM, AND WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL THEM IS THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL THEM AND SURPRISE THEM
WITH AN EARLY MOTHER'S DAY GIFT I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM THIS
GALAXY BUNDLE. THE SAMSUNG GALAXY BUNDLE. LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GOT THE S21 PLUS PHONE, YOU GOT THE TAB -- S7 TABLET,
GALAXY BUDS PRO, GALAXY WATCH 3. AND THEN MAYBE A LITTLE
SOMETHING EXTRA. [ AUDIENCE OOHS WE'RE CLOSING OUT THE WEEK WITH
OUR FINAL SUPER MOM. HER NAME IS SANDRA CARDONA, SHE'S FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS,
AND SHE WAS NOMINATED BY HER DAUGHTER, CRYSTAL. CHECK IT OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO SUPER MOM SURPRISE *
>> HI, MY NAME IS CRYSTAL, AND MY MOM SANDRA IS A SUPER MOM MY MOM IS THE MANAGER AT THE
H-E-B GROCERY CHAIN AND WORKED THROUGHOUT THE PANDEMIC. DURING THE TEXAS SNOWSTORM, MY
MOM STILL WENT IN TO WORK AND COOKED FOR HER CO-WORKERS. SHE IS AN AMAZING MOM.
TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF WORK AND THEN ALSO BEING A GRANDMOTHER, AND OF COURSE TAKING CARE OF MY
STEPDAD WHO IS BLIND AND ALSO A DIALYSIS PATIENT AND JUST HAVING THE PATIENCE
AND JUST THE COMPASSION AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, BEING A CAREGIVER AND LOVING
>> Jimmy: SANDRA >> YES >> Jimmy: SANDRA
>> YES >> Jimmy: LET ME PUT MY VIDEO ON
SANDRA, HELLO. IT'S JIMMY FALLON. >> HI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SANDRA, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING NOT ONLY
A MOM BUT A SUPER MOM. I LOVE YOUR STORY. I LOVE THAT YOU WERE THERE, AND
DURING THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC YOU STILL WORKED AND MADE SURE EVERYONE WAS TAKEN CARE OF, AND
YOU WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND PUT OTHER PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU.
THAT'S PRETTY COURAGEOUS AND COOL >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: SO I WANTED TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND ALSO OUR FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG
WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A A SUPER MOM AS WELL. AND THEY'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU
A SAMSUNG GALAXY PACKAGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE BRAND NEW WATCH, THE
BRAND NEW TAB, THE EAR BUDS, ALL BRAND NEW. JUST FOR YOU
HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY >> OH, THAT'S AWESOME! >> Jimmy: OH, ALSO, SAMSUNG
WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU $25,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY >> WHAT IN TARNATION >> THANK YOU, JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU GUYS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ENJOY IT
PEOPLE LOVE YOU. AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING SO MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU >> I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY WHO
DESERVES IT MORE IN MY LIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO SANDRA
AND CRYSTAL. THANK YOU TO SAMSUNG FOR PARTNERING WITH US, AND THANK
YOU TO ALL THE SUPER MOMS OUT THERE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND USUALLY THAT'S WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF.
I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES.
AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY. SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS
WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE UP MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
IS THAT COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK-YOU-NOTE-WRITING MUSIC *
>> Steve: THERE'S A FEW BEANS IN THIS CAT, HUH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MOTHER'S DAY, FOR BEING THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHERE KIDS FORCE
THEIR MOMS TO EAT A MEDIOCRE BREAKFAST IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.
>> Steve: OH, I SPILLED IT * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PHOTO OF
JOE AND JILL BIDEN VISITING FORMER PRESIDENT CARTER AND HIS WIFE, FOR LOOKING LIKE A STILL
FROM THE UPCOMING MOVIE "HONEY I SHRUNK THE CARTERS." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, FIRST WEEK OF MAY,
FOR FLYING BY SO QUICKLY I MEAN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT - * IT'S GOING TO BE JUNE *
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG
[ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, "GAME OF THRONES"
PREQUEL 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGONS" FOR GIVING THE INTERNET SOMETHING TO BE MAD ABOUT WHEN
THE FINALE AIRS IN EIGHT YEARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FDA FOR AUTHORIZING THE USE OF THE PFIZER VACCINE FOR TEENAGERS
ALTHOUGH IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET TEENAGERS TO GET VACCINATED, JUST TELL THEM THAT
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,
DAD. >> Steve: I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP THIS WHOLE YARD AND MY ROOM,
TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL CHANGE THE OIL ON THE CAR
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON >> Steve: MY SON IS 75 [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU CICADAS, THIS PAST YEAR HAS BEEN HARD ON
ALL OF US, SO IT'S NICE TO KNOW A SWARM OF LOUD, HIDEOUS BUGS IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU WAITER POURING WATER,
FOR MAKING ME THINK DO WE STOP TALKING COMPLETELY, AND SUDDENLY WATCH HIM POUR, CARRY
ON OUR CONVERSATION, OR FAKE TALK UNTIL HE LEAVES [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: WE'RE GOOD WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD
* THANK YOU BASEBALLS, FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST GOT OUT
OF A MAJOR SURGERY [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, DINERS, FOR BEING THE ONLY RESTAURANT WHERE HALF THE MENU ITEMS JUST SOUND LIKE
DARES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FILET OF COD WITH FRESH FRUIT
AND COLESLAW I'LL TAKE THAT SURE, WHY NOT?
>> Steve: JELL-O WITH MARSHMALLOW. >> Jimmy: SHOULD I GET THE
LOBSTER? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'M GOING TO GET THE
FRESH -- >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T GET THE LOBSTER.
>> Steve: I HAVE A CHOICE. >> Jimmy: IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
WE JUST LEFT THE BAR I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE >> Steve: ARE YOU SURE
IT'S EITHER A PATTY MELT OR LOBSTER SCAMPI >> Jimmy: I WOULD JUST GO WITH
A BURGER AND FRIES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW
I THINK I'LL GET THE OCTOPUS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: AND THE CREME BRULEE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY MAKE CREME
BRULEE AT DINNER >> Steve: OH, YEAH, THIS DINER IS FANTASTIC
IT'S JELL-O THAT SOMEBODY BURNED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BURNED JELL-O. >> Steve: BRULEE >> Jimmy: SOMETHING BRULEE
>> Steve: AND IT'S ORANGE JELL-O >> Jimmy: I LIKE ORANGE JELL-O
>> Steve: I LOVE ORANGE JELL-O ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> Jimmy: ARE YOU JOKING ME?
I LOVE ALL KINDS OF JELL-O >> Steve: ARE YOU -- I LOVE ORANGE JELL-O
>> Jimmy: I LOVE EVERY TYPE OF JELL-O >> Steve: DO YOU REALLY?
WHAT DO YOU LOVE >> Jimmy: YESH, I LOVE CHERRY JELL-O
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE GRAPE JELL-O. >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT THE LIME
JELL-O >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A GARBAGE PERSON
[ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, REGULAR UMBRELLAS
FOR PROBABLY LOOKING AT BEACH UMBRELLAS LIKE, "WAIT, THAT WAS AN OPTION THIS WHOLE TIME?
[ APPLAUSE ] SHOULD'VE DONE THAT. *
THANK YOU, SOD, FOR BEING FRUIT ROLL-UPS FOR DADS. THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY.
>> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE MY THANK
YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSICA BIEL
* * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO PRODUCES THE NEW SHOW, "CRUEL SUMMER," WHICH
AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FREEFORM AND ON HULU THE NEXT DAY.
PLEASE WELCOME JESSICA BIEL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
AH, I'VEBEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
YES! JESSICA! >> JIMMY
>> JESS, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. I CANNOT WAIT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS PROJECT YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S THE FAM? HOW ARE THE BOYS
>> OH, THEY'RE GOOD. THE FAMILY IS BIG. THEY'RE GETTING BIG SO FAST.
IT'S SO WEIRD. THEY'RE SO CUTE. THEY'RE REALLY CUTE.
THEY'RE STINKING CUTE. >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU FACETIMED ME WHEN AFTER YOU HAD
THE BABY -- IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU HAD THE BABY AND HE STARTED DOING THE BIT FOR ME
HE WAS DOING COMEDY. >> HE DID. IT WAS AMAZING
HE WAS IN THAT LITTLE, I DON'T KNOW, THOSE WEIRD PLASTIC CRIBS THAT THEY HAVE IN THE HOSPITAL
ROOMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'S LAYING RIGHT NEXT
TO ME IN THE BED >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE >> BUT HE WAS ASLEEP AND HE
JUST ROLLED OVER AND HE JUST PRESSED HIS NOSE UP AGAINST THE GLASS LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M LIKE, "DUDE, THAT'S A CLASSIC BIT."
HE'S DOING A CLASSIC BIT I LOVED IT IS SILAS -
ARE THEY LOVING EACH OTHER, ARE THEY BESTIES >> I THINK THEY ARE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I REALLY DO AND I REALLY WAS WORRIED
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND HOW YOUR OLDER ONE IS GONNA FEEL
ABOUT THE LITTLE ONE AND MAN, THEY JUST THINK EACH OTHER ARE SO FUNNY
AND IT'S SO AMAZING TO WATCH IT'S SO CUTE >> Jimmy: DO THEY, LIKE, KIND
OF FREAK OUT BECAUSE THEIR DAD IS IN TROLLS, THEIR MOM WAS IN "PETE THE CAT.
THEY HERE THESE VOICES AND THEY GO, LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON?"
DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU GUYS DO? >> YEAH, WELL, SILAS DOES.
DEFINITELY WITH JUSTIN BECAUSE OF BRANCH. FOR SURE, AND ALSO HIS MUSIC,
WHENEVER HE HEARS DADDY'S SONGS, HE'LL GO, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S DAD
THAT'S DAD." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> LIKE, NO BIG DEAL, YEAH,
WHATEVER BUT THE FUNNY THING ABOUT "PETE THE CAT" IS I TRIED TO GET HIM
TO WATCH THE SHOW. HE WILL NOT WATCH THE SHOW AND YET, HE SAYS, "HEY, MOM,
HEY, MOM, DO ONE OF THOSE VOICES FROM THE SHOW." AND I'M LIKE, "YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN THE SHOW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW -- HE'S JUST, LIKE, "JUST DO IT,
MOM. JUST DO IT, MOM. AND SO I'LL, LIKE, DO ONE OF
THE VOICES OKAY, COOL, MOM, COOL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LOOK, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME, AND I JUST WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
JUST BRING UP A SUBJECT AND YOU COULD TELL EVERYONE THESE STORIES THAT I'VE KNOWN, IF YOU
STORIES.ND TELLING A COUPLE >> YES, YES, LET'S DO IT >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER
SELLING SPA WATER? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YES, I DO >> Jimmy: YOU SCAMMED THE
NEIGHBORHOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS WAS --
YEAH, WE SCAMMED THE NEIGHBORHOOD MY BROTHER AND I IN COLORADO
WHEN WE WERE, I DON'T KNOW, NINE AND SIX OR EIGHT AND FIVE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WE WERE IN THE TUB TAKING A BATH, AND WE JUST DUMPED EVERYTHING WE HAD, SHAMPOO,
CONDITIONER, BODY WASH, BATH BOMBS, SALT, FOAMY WHATEVER. WE PROBABLY PEED IN THERE, I'M
SURE >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THEN WE JUST -- WE POURED IT ALL INTO PLASTIC BOTTLES AND WE CALLED IT SPA
WATER AND WE SOLD IT AROUND THE CUL-DE-SAC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT WERE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH SPA WATER ONCE THEY RECEIVED IT?
>> SEE NOW, THAT'S THE THING WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT LIKE A CUCUMBER WATER FROM THE
SPA, OR WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO LIKE A REFRESHING SPRITZ I THINK WE WERE GOING FOR
A SPRITZ AND NOT AN ACTUAL INGESTION, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW
>> Jimmy: A SPRITZ, YOU WERE NOT GOING FOR A SPRITZ AT SIX YEARS OLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK. CAN YOU ALSO TELL THE STORY
ABOUT WHEN YOU FIRST BECAME FAMOUS AND SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME AND
ASKED YOU FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH I LOVE THIS. >> OH, YEAH.
I WAS SO EMBARRASSED, JIMMY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. THIS CUTE LITTLE GIRL CAME UP,
AND SHE SAID, "I LOVE YOU IN "7TH HEAVEN, I LOVE THE SHOW I'M A BIG FAN, CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH? AND I WAS LIKE, "ONLY IF I CAN HAVE YOURS."
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU GOT HER AUTOGRAPH AS WELL. I LOVE THAT, THAT'S MY
FAVORITE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "CRUEL SUMMER.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY SPOILERS, BUT I'M LOVING THE SHOW
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT
SO, CAN WE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? OR DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN
IT >> YEAH. A YOUNG GIRL GOES MISSING IN
THIS SMALL TEXAS COMMUNITY, AND ONE OF THE OTHER STUDENTS IN THE SCHOOL GETS WRAPPED UP IN
THIS WHOLE THING, AND IT CHANGES THESE YOUNG WOMEN'S LIVES FOREVER.
AND IT RICOCHETS THROUGH THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD.
EVERY SINGLE EPISODE IS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT? SO THIS GIRL GOES MISSING, SO
THE GIRL KIND OF TAKES HER PLACE KIND OF IN HIGH SCHOOL AND STARTS DATING HER
BOYFRIEND. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THEN THE GIRL IS
MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT MISSING AND MAYBE SHE GOES - >> MAYBE, OR MAYBE NOT
>> Jimmy: "YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE, MAYBE?" AND SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW
SOMETHING, AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHEN I WENT MISSING.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW!
>> AND THE WHOLE SHOW IS LIKE DUAL PERSPECTIVE, WHO DO YOU BELIEVE, WHO'S TELLING THE
TRUTH, WHO'S LYING >> Jimmy: YES. NO, WE DON'T KNOW.
>> I MEAN, MY PERCEPTION IS MINE AND YOUR REALITY IS YOURS --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE TRUTH LIES SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE PROBABLY
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR SHOWS LIKE THIS. HOW DO YOU DO IT
DO YOU JUST READ THESE SCRIPTS AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS THE ONE.
>> I THINK I JUST LOOK FOR SOMETHING THAT I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE MYSTERY, I DON'T KNOW
THE ANSWERS. WHERE I'M LIKE, "OOH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING TO
GO." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WANT TO BE IN THE
SHOW IF I WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW EVEN IF I'M TOO OLD FOR THE
SHOW, LIKE THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I FEEL LIKE IT'S PROBABLY
A GOOD ONE >> YEAH, IT'S A GREAT ONE. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING
TO MEET ONE OF THE STARS OF "CRUEL SUMMER. MORE WITH JESSICA BIEL AFTER
THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I AM TALKING TO JESSICA BIEL
ONCE AGAIN WE'RE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY ONE OF THE STARS OF HER SHOW,
PLEASE WELCOME CHIARA AURELIA. CHIARA, HEY! CHIARA, IT IS GREAT TO MEET
YOU. THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING
ME IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, TOO. >> Jimmy: THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH
BUZZ ABOUT THIS SHOW THIS WAS FREEFORM'S MOST WATCHED SERIES DEBUT EVER, BY
THE WAY. CONGRATS ON THAT TO BOTH OF YOU.
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO COOL
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC I WAS WONDERING IF EITHER ONE OF YOU, DO YOU EVER LOOK AT
MEMES AND THEORIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT WHO MIGHT'VE DONE WHAT
OR DO YOU TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM ALL OF THAT STUFF? >> I MEAN, ME PERSONALLY, I
ACTUALLY KIND OF DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO
THAT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TODAY? AND I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA I KIND OF STAY OUT OF IT
BUT I HAVE TWO FRIENDS WHO ARE SO OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW. SO I KIND OF GET ALL MY NEWS,
ALL MY MEDIA, ALL MY UPDATES FROM THEM. BUT THEY KIND OF TELL ME WHAT I
WANT TO HEAR SO, WHO KNOWS? >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS A
A GOOD -- SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS, AS I WAS JUST TALKING TO JESS ABOUT
IT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS TRUE CRIME -- BUT I HEARD, LIKE, AS YOU WERE
FILMING IT, THE CREW AND EVERYONE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHO DID WHAT UNTIL THE LAST TWO
EPISODES IS THAT TRUE >> NO, JESSICA, HOW MANY TIMES
DID I ASK YOU ABOUT THE ENDING >> HONESTLY, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, WHEN THE PRODUCERS AND
OUR CREATOR TEAM, WE ALL DECIDED, "OKAY, YOU KNOW, LET'S LET THIS BE SORT OF A SURPRISE
FOR EVERYONE AS WE GO THROUGH THESE EPISODES AND SHOOT THEM. FROM AN ACTOR'S STANDPOINT, I
WAS LIKE, "THIS IS CRAZY I WOULD LITERALLY NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN."
IF YOU WERE NOT GOING TO TELL ME -- IF I WAS IN THE SHOW AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME,
LIKE, WHAT I'M WORKING TOWARDS AND HOW DO I PLACE MY PERFORMANCE?
AND I SAID THIS TO THESE GIRLS AND THEY WERE, LIKE, "I ACTUALLY PREFER THIS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW." >> UM, NO, NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WANT TO BE FOCUSED ON LIKE - THIS IS --
>> I WAS - >> THIS IS HOW YOUNG ARTISTS ARE SO MUCH DIFFERENT NOW THESE
DAYS >> Jimmy: YOUNG ARTISTS. CHIARA, YOU ARE -- THE SHOW IS
SET IN THE '90s AND YOU WERE BORN IN 2020 [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT -- >> YEAH, JUST YESTERDAY ACTUALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, CONGRATS BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHEN YOU SEE THINGS FROM THE '90s, DOES IT
FREAK YOU OUT? DO YOU GO LIKE, 'WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?"
>> THERE WAS A COUPLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT. I MEAN, THE BIG STORY THAT WE
HAVE IS THAT OLIVIA DID NOT KNOW WHAT A WALKMAN WAS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO SHE WAS ON SET, KIND OF STARING AT IT WITH CONFUSION AND SHE WAS TRYING TO, LIKE,
FIT IT INTO HER LITTLE FANNY PACK, AND SHE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT
IT WAS VERY OVERWHELMING I HAD MORE VHS TAPES I USED A WALKMAN
IT WAS KIND OF ALL THE '90s GADGETS AND STUFF. >> THE GOOD OLD DAYS, RIGHT,
JIMMY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
YEAH, BUT I MEAN, JESSICA, YOU WERE ON A TEEN DRAMA IS IT DIFFERENT WATCHING THIS
NOW -- DOING THIS TEEN DRAMA THEN IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE THERE?
>> THIS IS SO DIFFERENT. AND I FEEL LIKE TELEVISION HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR, YOU KNOW,
TEEN DRAMAS AND Y-A STORIES. IT'S SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX. THE CHARACTERS ARE SO MUCH MORE
DEVELOPED, IN MY OPINION, AND YOU CAN REALLY SINK YOUR TEETH INTO SOMETHING
I DO FEEL LIKE IT'S EVOLVED INTO SUCH AN AMAZING SPACE FOR ACTORS AND SPECIFICALLY FOR
YOUNG WOMEN. >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS AND
PRODUCED THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S A REALLY FUN SHOW I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
FROM NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF "CRUEL SUMMER. TAKE A LOOK.
>> DO YOU THINK JAMIE WILL BE HERE HE CAN'T RESIST THE DUNK TANK.
>> OH, ARE YOU THE ONE SITTING IN THE HOT SEAT? >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT. I WENT POSTAL ON THAT GIRL
PUNCHING LOSER FOR YOU, SO WHY ARE YOU CHASING HIM? >> I'M NOT
IT'S JUST A QUESTION RELAX. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW DAD WILL
MURDER JAMIE AND YOU IF YOU EVEN GLANCE IN HIS DIRECTION RIGHT?
>> DAD'S NOT HERE. >> YEAH, WELL, I AM. AND LAST I CHECKED JAMIE'S
STILL WITH KATE. SO EVEN IF HE IS HERE, WOULDN'T YOU STILL BE WITH HIM?
>> THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA >> JAMIE, I SWEAR. LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
>> YEAH, STALKING KATE WALKER -- [ SHUSHING ]
[ APPLAUSE ] JESSICA BIEL AND CHIARA AURELIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CRUEL SUMMER" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FREEFORM, AND ON
HULU THE NEXT DAY. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS, JIMMY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH NICK THUNE, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN HE STARS IN THE MOVIE, "THE
RIGHT ONE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON DIGITAL AND ON-DEMAND HERE IS NICK THUNE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NICK, THANK YOU FOR COMING IN
THE STUDIO TO SEE US THAT MEANS A LOT TO US WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU. >> WELL, THANKS, JIMMY I FEEL GREAT HERE.
>> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH, WE WERE DOING THE SHOW
FROM MY HOME AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO COME ON THE SHOW THEN, AND YOU
HAD A VERY FUNNY VIDEO ABOUT HOMESCHOOLING YOUR SON HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING FOR
YOUR SON IS IT STILL DIFFICULT? >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE NOT SEEN
HIM. HE'S BEEN IN JUVIE FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE I'M SORRY, WHAT HAPPENED
>> PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS TO FRAME YOUR KID FOR A CRIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW! I DID NOT KNOW
>> I JUST THOUGHT THIS IS A BETTER SCHOOL SYSTEM FOR HIM [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE GOING TO A FUN SUMMER CAMP ALL YEAR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE NOT SELFISH, YOU KNOW >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> NEVER >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT --
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE RIGHT ONE. IT'S YOUR MOVIE.
I LOVE SEEING YOU ACT. I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING "VENOM," I WANT TO
SAY, THE MARVEL MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE MARVEL
UNIVERSE I SAW YOU IN "VENOM," AND I GO, "DUDE, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE? >> OH, MY GOD, IT WAS SO GOOD. I HAD A ROLE, THE NAME WAS
LIKE, KEVIN, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, PLEASE SIT DOWN,
EVERYBODY, PLEASE, SIT DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE REMEMBERS KEVIN
>> WELL, I WAS PLAYING KEVIN, AND THEN AS A JOKE CAUSE THE SCENE WAS IN A BAR AND I WAS,
LIKE, JOKING WITH MY BUDDY TOM HARDY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I SAID THAT'D BE FUNNY IF MY NAME WAS BEARDO AT THE
BAR INSTEAD OF KEVIN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE DIRECTOR HEARD THAT
SO SOMEHOW IN THE CREDITS, IT DOES SAY BEARDO AT THE BAR NOW INSTEAD OF KEVIN IF YOU, LIKE,
LOOK ME UP ON IMDB >> I ACTUALLY PRINTED OUT THIS IMDB
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY ZOOM IN HERE, LOOK DOWNWARD, IT'S HIGHLIGHTED HERE.
>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY RIGHT NEXT TO TOM >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST
RIGHT NEXT TO TOM, YOU KEEP CALLING HIM TOM, YEAH. BEARDO AT THE BAR, SO THEY TOOK
KEVIN AWAY FROM YOU? >> YEAH. AND THEN, I REALIZED WHY
BECAUSE BEARDO AT THE BAR IS SUCH A GREAT MARVEL CHARACTER, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND I THINK THE IDEA OF, YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO KNOW MORE
WHAT'S HE DOING AT THE BAR HOW COME A BEARD, THAT KIND OF STUFF.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THOSE QUESTIONS -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THOSE QUESTIONS SPRING UP, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, "YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S ALL GOOD. WHAT'S THAT GUY'S STORY?
>> YEAH, WHAT'S THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] MORE ABOUT BEARDO AT THE BAR
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE -- DON'T YOU WANT HIM BACK IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE
BEARDO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NICK, COMEDY CLUBS ARE SLOWLY OPENING UP AGAIN,
THANK GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT WAS TOUGH ON
EVERYBODY. AND YOU'RE A GREAT COMEDIAN. ARE YOU HAPPY TO GO BACK TO
CLUBS? >> YEAH, YEAH. IN FACT, I WAS AT THE CELLAR
ALL WEEK HERE GOING UP AND I GOT SOME NEW MATERIAL. ME AND THE STAFF ALL GOT
TOGETHER AND GOT THIS FOR YOU. * >> Jimmy: THE MATERIAL
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> YEAH, SO THIS IS A SONG I WROTE. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A LOST
DOG. AND IT'S HARD TO TELL IF I LOST HER OR MISPLACED HER OR WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED. THE SONG IS CALLED "HERE GIRL. AND THIS WAS SOMETHING I WROTE
WHEN I WAS REALLY CREATIVE OVER THE -- *
[ WHISTLING HERE GIRL, COME ON [ WHISTLING
* [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU YEAH >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL.
>> I'VE ALSO BEEN DOING SOME NOODLING I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE
NOODLES OR NOT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A PLATE
OF THEM. * [ LAUGHTER ]
* YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ON MY 35TH BIRTHDAY, I WAS IN THE
KITCHEN AT MY HOUSE, I WAS HAVING A PARTY A FRIEND CAME IN AND WE WERE
JUST CHATTING, AND HE SAID, "ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT THE WORD CUPBOARD IS SPELT WITH A B BUT
EVERYONE THINKS THAT IT'S WITH A P? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] AND I THOUGHT, "YEAH, WHY WOULD IT BE CUP-BOARD, THAT'S DUMB
OF COURSE IT'S WITH A B. SO, ANYWAY, THREE YEARS GO ON, 38TH BIRTHDAY, I'M IN THE SAME
KITCHEN, SAME FRIEND WALKS UP TO ME AND HE GOES, "OH HEY, BY THE WAY, IT IS SPELLED WITH
A P. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S THREE YEARS THAT
I'LL NEVER GET BACK. >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT
>> ANYWAY, I KNOW MEMORIAL DAY'S COMING UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU KNOW, I SUPPORT THE MILITARY AND I JUST THINK IT'S SO SAD
THAT THEY ONLY GET ONE 4/20 A DAY. IT'S SO EARLY, YOU KNOW, AND
IT'S JUST AT 16:20 WHEN YOU'RE HIGH IS SO CONFUSING AND YES, JIMMY, THAT IS
A MILITARY TIME JOKE AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LOVE TO TELL TWO MORE
OR DO I WANT TO TELL 14? [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE GOT NO IDEA
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T TELL MILITARY TIME, MILITARY TELLS
YOU TIME >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
NICK THUNE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S SOME NOODLING AND SOME
DEEP THOUGHTS RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING HERE. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICK THUNE
"THE RIGHT ONE" IS AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL AND ON DEMAND. LOOK FOR BEARDO COMING SOON.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MAD FOXES STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "CRYSTAL
GLASS" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "ASHAMED." HERE'S MAD FOXES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *
THE BACK OF THE BU I SING SONGS AND CARRY A CURSE *
* WAY TO GOOD FOR M CHOKING ON MY MISTAKES I'M WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS
CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS
CRYSTAL GLASS * * WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLAS
CRYSTAL GLAS I STUTTER ON THE HELLO LATELY SPEAK AS I SWALLOW *
* LOVE WHAT IS THIS SMELL TREAT IS THE SMITE I'M WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS *
* CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS CRYSTAL GLASS *
* CRYSTAL GLASS WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS
DO MY DEAR NOW * * LOOK AT M SAY MY NAM
LOOK AT ME * * SAY MY NAME * *
* OH BABE ALL THE PARTIES AND FOUR HEA CRUSH CAN COUNT THIS
BBQ IT * * JERSEY SPORT SUCK LOCKER ROOM TALK
ELEPHANT DON'T MISS * * AQUAFOX AND COMFY THING CRYSTAL GLAS
CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS CRYSTAL GLAS
CRYSTAL GLASS * * CRYSTAL GLASS WALKING ON CRYSTAL GLASS
CRYSTAL GLAS NOW LOOK AT ME * * JUST SAY MY NAM
LOOK AT ME SAY MY NAME * *
* LOOK AT M SAY MY NAME * * LOOK AT M
SAY MY NAM SAY MY NAM SAY MY NAME *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US NEXT WEEK.
DAVE CHAPPELLE, LESLIE JONES, AND CHANCE THE RAPPER WILL BE HERE
MY THANKS TO JESSICA BIEL, NICK THUNE, MAD FOXES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *