1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,411 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:18,752 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:22,689 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHANNING TATUM 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:27,360 JOSH DUHAMEL COMEDIAN JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,632 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1456 6 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:39,039 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,373 --> 00:01:02,562 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,198 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. HEY! 9 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:09,135 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:12,072 YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT WELCOME. THANK YOU. 11 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,908 HEY, THIS IS FUN TODAY IS CINCO DE MAYO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:19,346 HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO. CINCO DE MAYO, WHICH, OF COURSE, IS SPANISH FOR, "I 13 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,582 PUKED IN MY UBER." [ LAUGHTER ] JUST A REMINDER FOR TODAY, IF 14 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:27,587 YOU'RE THINKING, "IS WHAT I'M ABOUT TO WEAR RACIST," THEN YES, YES, IT IS. 15 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,556 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS NICE IN HONOR OF CINCO DE MAYO, 16 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:34,394 ANYONE WHO GOT THEIR VACCINE SHOT TODAY GOT TO SUCK ON A LIME RIGHT AFTER 17 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,596 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY IS 18 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,366 TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER TODAY, FACEBOOK RULED TO UPHOLD FORMER PRESIDENT 19 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:45,405 TRUMP'S SUSPENSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP. 20 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,975 SO, IF YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES, YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ANY OTHER 21 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:53,113 PERSON ON FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR TRUMP 22 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,115 NOW HE'S SCRAMBLING TO FIGURE OUT HOW HE'LL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIS FRIENDS FROM HIGH 23 00:01:55,115 --> 00:02:02,088 SCHOOL [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 24 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,624 NO FACEBOOK FOR TRUMP. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE STILL HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR 25 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:08,828 FORGETTING HIS KIDS' BIRTHDAYS [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT TO GIVE THIS TO TRUMP 26 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,797 THOUGH, HE'S THE ONLY PERSON TO LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA WITHOUT A A LONG ANNOYING POST ABOUT HOW 27 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:19,906 HE'S LEAVING SOCIAL MEDIA. [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 28 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:23,510 GET THIS, SINCE RUDY GIULIANI IS UNDER INVESTIGATION AND FACING A LOT OF LEGAL PROBLEMS, 29 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:27,280 HE'S TURNING TO AN OLD FRIEND TO HELP PAY FOR IT ALL CHECK IT OUT 30 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:27,313 TO HELP PAY FOR IT ALL CHECK IT OUT 31 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,183 RUDY GIULIANI'S LEGAL CHALLENGES 32 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:32,252 THE "NEW YORK TIMES" DETAILING, TODAY, HOW GIULIANI ALLIES WERE PRESSING FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP 33 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:39,359 TO HELP PAY THE FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR'S ESCALATING LEGAL COSTS SO FAR, TO NO AVAIL. 34 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:43,196 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO SHOCK THERE YEAH 35 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:46,900 RUDY IS BASICALLY SAYING, "PAY ME OR I'LL SPILL EVERYTHING. AND WHEN RUDY SAYS HE'S GONNA 36 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:51,404 SPILL EVERYTHING, HE MEANS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS KEEP GETTING WORSE FOR 37 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:54,674 RUDY A FORMER UKRAINIAN OFFICIAL TOLD NBC NEWS ABOUT A PHONE 38 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:58,111 CALL THAT HE HEARD BETWEEN RUDY AND THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE'S TOP AIDE 39 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,879 TOP AIDE LISTEN TO THIS 40 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,114 >> HE WAS ESPECIALLY INTERESTED 41 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:07,354 IN GETTING UKRAINE TO MAKE A A PUBLIC STATEMENT AND FORCIBLY BACK IT UP 42 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:12,058 THIS CRAZY ALLEGATION THAT IT WAS UKRAINE, NOT RUSSIA THAT MEDDLED IN 2016, WHICH IS 43 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:22,068 OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS, BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED. >> Jimmy: HANG ON A SECOND 44 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:26,406 COULD WE SEE THAT GUY AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN DID I BECOME THE TOP 45 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:33,079 UKRAINIAN OFFICIAL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! 46 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,949 >> Jimmy: GOOD LOOKING GUY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A VERY -- HE'S A GOOD 47 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:40,920 LOOKING GUY. BUT LET'S FOCUS ON THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION 48 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,655 PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE WANTS NEARLY 40,000 PHARMACIES TO START 49 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:51,331 OFFERING WALK-IN VACCINE APPOINTMENTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,233 IF THE WALK-IN APPOINTMENTS DON'T WORK, BIDEN'S GONNA MAKE PHARMACISTS BLOW DART THE 51 00:03:53,233 --> 00:04:01,374 VACCINE INTO CUSTOMERS [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 52 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,878 DID ANYONE SEE THIS? TODAY ON "FOX & FRIENDS," BRIAN KILMEADE INTERVIEWED SOME 53 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:08,948 KIDS ABOUT REMOTE LEARNING AND RETURNING TO SCHOOL. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 54 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:09,049 RETURNING TO SCHOOL. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 55 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,053 BACK IN THE ROOM >> I THINK THAT WE'RE VERY, 56 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,922 VERY CLOSE GETTING BACK TO SCHOOL AND I THINK THAT THE WAY THAT 57 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:23,329 OUR NEW PRESIDENT IS HANDLING THINGS IS A VERY GOOD WAY, AND WE WOULD NOT HAVE GONE TO THIS 58 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:29,602 IF IT WERE STILL THE LAST PRESIDENT. >> REALLY? 59 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:34,507 THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE THE LAST PRESIDENT WAS SAYING I WANT EVERY KID BACK IN SCHOOL. 60 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:39,346 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A "FOX & FRIENDS" PRODUCER WAS LIKE, 61 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,382 "MUTE, MUTE HIM. MUTE THAT CHILD. NO, NOT BRIAN. 62 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:46,252 THE CHILD. KILMEADE WAS THEN LIKE, "AND ANOTHER THING, YOU'RE A BIG 63 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:51,157 DUMB DUMB FACE." [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF SCHOOL, 64 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:56,096 NEW YORK CITY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT YEAR SNOW DAYS WILL BE REPLACED WITH REMOTE 65 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:00,500 LEARNING DAYS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THIRD 66 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:07,507 GRADERS SPENT THE DAY LEARNING TO SAY, "FREAKING de BLASIO. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:12,846 MEANWHILE, TEACHERS ARE LIKE, "YOU COME TO ME ON THIS WEEK OF TEACHER APPRECIATION AND ASK TO 68 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:20,453 CANCEL SNOW DAYS IT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,256 >> Steve: NICE WOW! * 70 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,592 NICE >> Jimmy: SOME OF THE MANY VOICES YOU'LL HEAR IN MY 71 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,961 ONE-MAN SHOW >> Steve: OH, REALLY WHEN IS IT COMING OUT? 72 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,063 >> Jimmy: COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON >> Steve: OH 73 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,332 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REMOTE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A REMOTE ONE-MAN 74 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,534 SHOW, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE'RE -- THERE'S A 75 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:38,104 A 10 PERCENT CAPACITY ON THAT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S REMOTE. >> Steve: ON ZOOM. 76 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:41,074 >> Jimmy: YEAH I DO ALL THE IMPRESSIONS DO A VERSION OF THE 77 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:45,111 CHRISTMAS -- CHRISTMAS CAROL >> Steve: CHRISTMAS CAROL. DO YOU DO ALL THE CHARACTERS 78 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,414 >> Jimmy: YEAH GIVE ME -- GIVE ME A CHARACTER >> Steve: TINY TIM 79 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:50,250 >> Jimmy: TINY TIM IS PLAYED BY JOHN TRAVOLTA. >> Steve: REALLY 80 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,851 >> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE, LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS CHRISTMAS. 81 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,421 RIGHT? >> Steve: WOW! BOB CRATCHIT 82 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,589 WHAT ABOUT BOB CRATCHIT? >> Jimmy: OH, BOB CRATCHIT, OF COURSE 83 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,992 IT WILL BE SEINFELD. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 84 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:02,062 >> Steve: HOW'S THAT GONNA GO? HOW WOULD THAT SOUND [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,899 >> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT GETTING A RAISE! IT'S THE HOLIDAY 86 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:11,338 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T GET A SIMPLE RAISE WHERE IS MY BONUS? 87 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,840 BUT FORGET ABOUT SNOW DAYS SUMMER IS COMING, AND I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT THERE'S 88 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:18,912 ACTUALLY A BIG SHORTAGE OF LIFEGUARDS WELL, THE LIFEGUARDS ARE COMING 89 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,282 IN AS FAST AS THEY CAN THE PROBLEM IS THEY ALL RUN IN SLOW MOTION. 90 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:26,853 * >> Jimmy: OH, WAS I SUPPOSED TO RUN? 91 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,955 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHOW A VIDEO CLIP >> Steve: OH 92 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:34,494 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT THEY WERE 93 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,062 SHOWING A VIDEO. >> Steve: IS THIS PART OF YOUR ONE-MAN SHOW 94 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,332 >> Jimmy: THIS IS PART OF THE ONE-MAN SHOW IT LOOKS LIKE I HAD TECHNICAL 95 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:42,268 DIFFICULTIES >> Steve: OH, OKAY AND THEN, I GET OUT OF IT BY -- 96 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:45,772 BY - >> Steve: DOING THE DAD FROM "PUNKY BREWSTER? 97 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,742 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] NO 98 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,176 >> Steve: FRENCH STEWART DID YOU GIVE US A FRENCH STEWART THERE 99 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,845 >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T DO FRENCH STEWART TALKING ABOUT -- NO, I DO 100 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,080 BULLWINKLE MOOSE >> Steve: OH, WHAT DOES HE SAY >> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE 101 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,584 THERE'S ALL THESE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES." [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A LONG SHOW IT'S ABOUT THREE HOURS 103 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,390 THREE HOURS AND CHANGE AND FINALLY, SOMEONE IN WISCONSIN JUST FILED A LAWSUIT 104 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:10,263 CLAIMING THAT BAGEL BITES DO NOT CONTAIN REAL CHEESE OR TOMATO SAUCE 105 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,032 I GUESS THEY MISSED THE AUTHENTIC MINI PIZZA BAGELS THAT GRANDMA BROUGHT BACK FROM 106 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:25,045 THE OLD COUNTRY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 107 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:31,284 >> Steve: WOW! THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO'S DEMANDING TO KNOW WHICH 108 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,754 CULINARY SCHOOL CHEF BOYARDEE WENT TO. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY 109 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,289 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 110 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:46,066 * 111 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:55,375 * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 112 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,745 HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA," IS AVAILABLE NOW. 113 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:03,383 CHANNING TATUM IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> Steve: WHOA 114 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:07,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX SERIES, "JUPITER'S 115 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:14,160 LEGACY," JOSH DUHAMEL IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STAND-UP, IN 116 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,230 STUDIO, FROM JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:22,569 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "TONIGHT SHOW 118 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,405 HASHTAGS." THAT'S ALL TONIGHT YEAH 119 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:31,544 BUT, GUYS, FIRST, THERE'S A NEW SHOW COMING OUT ON PEACOCK TOMORROW, CALLED "GIRLS5EVA. 120 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:35,682 AND IT'S PRODUCED BY TINA FEY. AND IT'S ABOUT A GIRL GROUP, FROM THE '90s, WHO REUNITE 121 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:40,387 AND IT'S GOT SARA BAREILLES, RENEE ELISE GOLDSBERRY, PAULA PELL, BUSY PHILIPPS. 122 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,689 GREAT CAST WELL, THEY WERE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT 123 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,457 SO, ME AND THE ROOTS GOT TOGETHER WITH THEM TO SING THE MOST ICONIC GIRL GROUP SONG, 124 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:51,364 "WANNABE," BY THE SPICE GIRLS. CHECK IT OUT 125 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,067 * * YO I'LL TELL YOU * * WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY 126 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,469 REALLY WAN SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY * 127 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,672 * REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WAN WHAT I REALL 128 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,007 REALLY WANT * * SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WAN WHAT YOU REALL 129 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,243 REALLY WAN I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA * * I WANNA I WANNA REALL 130 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:07,514 REALLY REALL WANNA ZIGAZIG AH IF YOU WANT MY FUTURE * 131 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:14,387 * FORGET MY PAS IF YOU WANNA GET WITH ME BETTER MAKE IT FAS 132 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:20,193 NOW DON'T GO WASTING * * MY PRECIOUS TIM GET YOUR ACT TOGETHE 133 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:24,564 WE COULD BE JUST FIN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT * * WHAT I REALLY 134 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,866 REALLY WAN SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY * 135 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:30,337 * REALLY WANT I WANNA I WANNA I WANN I WANNA I WANNA REALLY 136 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,406 REALLY REALLY * * WANNA ZIGAZIG A IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER 137 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,476 YOU GOTTA GE WITH MY FRIENDS * * GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS 138 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:41,948 MAKE IT LAST FOREVER FRIENDSHIP NEVER END IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER * 139 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:46,186 * YOU HAVE GOT TO GIV YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE TAKING IS TOO EASY 140 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:50,724 BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS * * SO HERE'S A STORY FROM A TO 141 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,326 YOU WANNA GET WITH M YOU BETTER * * LISTEN CAREFULL 142 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,363 WE GOT PELL IN THE PLACE WHO LIKES IT IN YOUR FAC WE'VE GOT THE GREAT * 143 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,065 * SARA B THEN PASSED IT ON TO BUSY P SHE DON'T COME FOR FRE 144 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,136 SHE'S A REAL LADY * * LIKE ME I'M R.E.G SLAM YOUR BODY DOW 145 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,972 AND WIND IT ALL AROUND SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN * * AND WIND IT ALL AROUN 146 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:12,445 IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIEND WE ARE GIRLS5EVA * 147 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:18,985 * FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE 148 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:29,262 TAKING IS TOO EASY * * BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT I GIRLS5EVA * 149 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,365 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO THE 150 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:38,338 CAST OF "GIRLS5EVA." YOU CAN SEE IT STARTING TOMORROW ON PEACOCK. 151 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:43,843 HEY, A REMINDER, EVERYONE, MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,679 AND ALL THIS WEEK, WE'VE PARTNERED WITH SAMSUNG TO CELEBRATE SOME AMAZING SUPER 153 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:51,785 MOMS OUT THERE WE ASKED PEOPLE TO NOMINATE AN EPIC MOM IN THEIR LIFE 154 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,753 A SPECIAL PERSON WHO HAS GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND THIS PAST YEAR, TO HELP IMPROVE THE LIVES 155 00:10:53,753 --> 00:11:00,427 OF FRIENDS, FAMILY IN THEIR COMMUNITY. SO, HERE'S WHAT WE DID 156 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,063 WE SET UP VIDEO CHATS WITH THE MOMS WE TOLD THEM IT WAS FOR NBC'S 157 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,898 INSTAGRAM. BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL THEM, IS THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL 158 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:13,306 THEM ON MY NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE [ AUDIENCE OOHS 159 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:17,577 AND SURPRISE THEM WITH AN EARLY MOTHER'S DAY GIFT. TONIGHT'S SUPER MOM IS 160 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,181 TERRI GAMLIN FROM WOODFORD, VIRGINIA SHE WAS NOMINATED BY HER 161 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,449 DAUGHTER, NIKKI. TAKE A LOOK. 162 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,690 SUPER MOM SURPRISE * >> HI. MY NAME IS NIKKI 163 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,427 AND MY MOM TERRI IS A SUPER MOM. MY MOM IS A RETIRED PARAMEDIC 164 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:39,666 AND FIREFIGHTER. AND SHE STILL TEACHES EMT CLASS ON NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS 165 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:43,770 SHE'S JUST THE MOST SELFLESS PERSON I KNOW. SHE IS ALSO THE PRIMARY 166 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:49,409 CAREGIVER FOR MY GRANDMA, WHO HAS BEEN STRUGGLING WITH DEMENTIA 167 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,345 SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE, ALL THE TIME AND IT USUALLY IS AT THE 168 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:58,685 DETRIMENT OF HER OWN WELL BEING. [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,755 >> Jimmy: TERRI? >> YES >> Jimmy: TERRI? 170 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:05,692 WAIT, LET ME TURN MY VIDEO ON. TERRI? >> YES 171 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,094 >> Jimmy: TERRI, HI! >> OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT'S JIMMY FALLON. 172 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,063 >> HI. >> Jimmy: TERRI, I JUST HEARD SO MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU, 173 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,667 AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A SUPER MOM, AND ALSO, OUR FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG 174 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:19,773 WANTED TO THANK YOU AS WELL. SO WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THIS GALAXY PACKAGE 175 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,342 THIS IS THE BRAND NEW WATCH. THIS IS THE BRAND NEW TAB, THE EAR BUDS, THE WHOLE JAM, RIGHT 176 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:27,614 THERE, FOR YOU CONGRATULATIONS! >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 177 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:31,985 THANK YOU! THAT IS REALLY COOL. >> Jimmy: OH, AND SAMSUNG 178 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:35,355 WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT SOMETHING EXTRA, TOO SO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU 179 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:42,262 A CHECK FOR $25,000. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD! 180 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,499 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A SUPER MOM. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 181 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,136 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT. THANK YOU. 182 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,173 >> Jimmy: HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY! >> I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 183 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:57,777 IT IS AMAZING. OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,947 >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT? >> Steve: AW THANK YOU TO TERRI AND NIKKI, 185 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,317 SAMSUNG AND ALL THE SUPER MOMS OUT THERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 186 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:23,470 "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK * 187 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,306 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 188 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:26,806 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 189 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:27,974 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:36,483 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 191 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,652 >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 192 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:44,090 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG 193 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:48,828 "MOM QUOTES. AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY OR WEIRD THING YOUR 194 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,664 MOM HAS SAID WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC 195 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,934 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,470 WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS PLAY ALONG. NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME 197 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,740 OF MY FAVORITE MOM QUOTES FROM YOU GUYS I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ONE 198 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:05,779 OF MY MOM'S STORIES I HAD. I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAD -- MY FINGER ALMOST GOT 199 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,948 RIPPED OFF SO I WAS IN THE ICU FOR LIKE TEN DAYS 200 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,419 MY MOM CAME TO VISIT YOU KNOW, I HAD OXYGEN ALL OVER -- SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH 201 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,455 THIS HAND. IT WAS ALL BANDAGED UP THIS ONE HAS TUBES EVERYWHERE. 202 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:21,361 MY MOM COMES IN, AND SHE PUTS A GIANT BAG OF INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED LIFE SAVERS ON MY 203 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:28,101 CHEST. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT KIND OF SICK TORTURE IS 204 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:32,072 THIS SHE GOES, "I ACTUALLY GOT THEM FOR ME 205 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,075 THAT'S MY FAVORITE, LIFE SAVERS." YOU BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS TO GO 206 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:40,780 VISIT SOMEONE AT THE HOSPITAL? >> Steve: INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM -- 207 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:45,151 FIRST ONE'S FROM @EDWARDSCHMIDTII HE SAYS, "MY MOM CAN NEVER GET 208 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:50,156 THE NAME PAPA JOHN'S CORRECT THE MOST FAMOUS NAMES SHE'S SAID WERE MAGIC JACK'S AND 209 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:56,663 DR. DOMINO'S." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MAGIC JACK'S 210 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:03,236 LET'S GET PIZZA FROM MAGIC JACK'S THIS ONE'S FROM @HELLOCLARICE. 211 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:09,809 >> Steve: HMM. >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "EVERY TIME WE'D WATCH A VHS WHEN I WAS 212 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,312 GROWING UP, IT SAID 'THIS FILM HAS BEEN MODIFIED TO FIT YOUR SCREEN.' 213 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:17,050 MY MOM WOULD SAY, 'HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW BIG OUR TV WAS? EVERY TIME." 214 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:22,689 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: GOOD POINT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 215 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,092 @BROADWAYBROOKE. SHE SAYS, "SOMEONE ANNOYED MY MOM IN THE GROCERY STORE 216 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:31,664 SO SHE SAID TO THEM, 'EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT AISLE THE MANNERS ARE IN?' 217 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,068 SAVAGE MOMENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE 218 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:43,677 SAVAGE >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT AISLE THE MANNERS ARE IN 219 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:51,084 THAT'S THE WAY MY MOM WOULD ACT. SHE WOULD OVER-PRONOUNCE WORDS 220 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,521 THIS ONE'S FROM @STEVEAUSTIN1984 HE SAYS, "ONE TIME MY MOM 221 00:15:54,521 --> 00:16:01,661 TEXTED ME, 'WHERE IS YOUR PHONE?'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 222 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:07,033 WHEN I FIND IT, I WILL LET YOU KNOW >> Steve: DO YOU HAVE IT 223 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,602 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE VERY FUNNY FRIEND OF OURS, MIKE BIRBIGLIA 224 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,340 HE SAYS, "WHEN I WAS IN MY PARENTS' LOCAL PAPER, 'THE CAPE COD TIMES,' MY MOM SAID, 225 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,609 'THERE MUST NOT BE A LOT GOING ON.' [ LAUGHTER ] 226 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:21,281 THANKS MOM [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANKS, MIKE'S MOM 227 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:25,118 >> Steve: SLOW NEWS DAY. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @MARISAROSIE22 228 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:29,155 SHE SAYS, "I TOLD MY MOM SHE WAS INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE AND SHE SAID I CAME OUT OF HER 229 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,859 PERSONAL SPACE [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND SAID, 230 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,862 OKAY." [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW! 231 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:40,767 THAT'S -- THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S A SAVAGE BURN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 232 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:45,071 @ORANGEFLOYD SHE SAYS, "WHEN MY 90-YEAR-OLD MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL LAST 233 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,874 YEAR, I ASKED IF ANY OF HER FRIENDS HAD CONTACTED HER, AND SHE SAID 'NO, ALL MY FRIENDS 234 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:52,879 SUCK.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SHE'S 90 YEARS OLD 235 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:59,085 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: THEY DO. >> Jimmy: ALL MY FRIENDS SUCK. 236 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,654 THIS LAST ONE'S FROM, @ITSMELPRESTA. SHE SAYS, "I WAS TAKING MY MOM 237 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:05,225 FOR A DRIVE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS MOVING INTO WHEN SHE SHOUTED, 'WOW, THAT 238 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:10,697 LA FITNESS GYM IS HUGE.' IT' S L.A. FITNESS, MOM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." 239 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,166 >> Steve: AWW. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUT "TONIGHT SHOW 240 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,035 HASHTAGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 241 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,704 FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 242 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,906 CHANNING TATUM, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:38,658 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND 244 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,527 PRODUCER WHO'S WRITTEN THIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA," WHICH IS 245 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:49,069 AVAILABLE NOW. HERE IS CHANNING TATUM 246 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,839 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S 247 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:58,311 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, BRO. 248 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,281 WHAT'S UP? >> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU, BUDDY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 249 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,085 THE SHOW IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 250 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,520 >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: I GOT TO SAY, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TALKED ABOUT 251 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,257 GAINING WEIGHT DURING THIS PANDEMIC YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN IN 252 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:15,795 BETTER SHAPE THAN EVER >> I DID, I DID. YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST LIKE 253 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:21,034 I'D SAY WEEK OR TWO WEEKS, I DEFINITELY WAS JUST DRINKING BEERS AND RIDING DIRT BIKES. 254 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,471 AND I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T DO THIS FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS, LIKE, THIS IS BAD. 255 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,706 AND THEN, ME AND MY BUDDY, WE JUST WENT REALLY, REALLY HARD. WE JUST STARTED TRAINING EVERY 256 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:32,212 DAY. AND IT WAS GREAT I MEAN, I CAME OUT A COMPLETELY 257 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,148 NEW PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH I -- HOW BIG DID YOU GET 258 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:39,152 DRINKING BEERS AND RIDING DIRT BIKES? >> PRETTY FAT, I WOULD SAY 259 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:45,058 PROBABLY -- PROBABLY COLLEGE TEN, A NICE TEN POUNDS AND THEN I TOOK IT OFF 260 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE IT SAID, "DADDY IS FINALLY 261 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:57,203 BACK, LET'S GO." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR, 262 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,874 IT'S REALLY ODD. FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:05,345 BUT YOU -- YOU GOT IN SHAPE FOR THIS MOVIE "DOG. >> YEAH. 264 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:10,016 >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS -- YOU PRODUCE THIS BUT ALSO DIRECTED THIS, OR CO-DIRECTED THIS. 265 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,686 >> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE DOING THAT AGAIN 266 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:16,089 IF I EVER DIRECT AGAIN, I DEFINITELY WON'T BE IN THE MOVIE. 267 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,857 WE WERE LIKE THE FIRST OF -- I THINK THERE WAS THREE MOVIES THAT GOT GOING RIGHT AFTER THE 268 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,559 FIRST QUARANTINE, SO WE WERE THE GUINEA PIGS OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE PROTOCOLS AND 269 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:26,700 EVERYTHING WE WERE JUST BURNING MONEY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 270 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:31,171 >> BUT WE GOT THROUGH IT I ONLY GOT BIT LIKE SIX OR SEVEN TIMES BY THE DOG 271 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:35,108 SO IT WAS FUN, IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE IT 272 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:39,346 IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO A MOVIE WITH 273 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,114 SANDRA BULLOCK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT -- I'M 274 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,515 EXCITED ABOUT. SHE IS -- SHE'S AWESOME, BY THE WAY. 275 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,719 HAVE YOU WORKED WITH HER BEFORE >> I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH HER. 276 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,620 OUR KIDS WENT TO PRESCHOOL TOGETHER AND THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST -- YOU GET TO UNDERSTAND 277 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:54,894 REALLY QUICKLY WHY SHE IS AT THE LEVEL THAT SHE IS. SHE'S SO SMART 278 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:58,498 SHE'S SO ENGAGED SHE'S PRODUCING THIS THING SO I JUST GET TO SHOW UP AND TRY TO 279 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:06,573 REMEMBER MY LINES AND NOT GET BIT BY HER [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,108 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOPEFULLY, YOU DON'T GET BIT AGAIN ON THIS MOVIE, YEAH. 281 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:10,343 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN'S BOOK HERE. 282 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,812 THIS IS "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA. I LOVED IT 283 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,982 I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT TO MY DAUGHTERS. >> THAT'S AWESOME. 284 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,284 >> Jimmy: WAS THIS INSPIRED BY YOUR DAUGHTER? >> YEAH. 285 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:22,422 YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER, EVERLY, SHE'S JUST SUCH A LITTLE CONTRARIAN 286 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,290 AND SINCE SHE WAS LIKE A BABY, SHE WOULD ALWAYS JUST GO TO THE MOST COLORFUL THING, TO THE 287 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:29,529 MOST MANAGEABLE-LOOKING THING. AND SHE LIKED TO WEAR FUNNY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE PEOPLE 288 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,632 LAUGH. AND THEN, ONE DAY, I REMEMBER WE WERE IN PRESCHOOL, AND SHE 289 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,300 HAD THIS LIKE CAPE, THIS WATERMELON CAPE, WHEN YOU HELD YOUR ARMS OUT LIKE THIS, YOU 290 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:41,741 LOOK LIKE A SLICE OF WATERMELON AND SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE 291 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,477 FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD. AND WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO TO PRESCHOOL THIS ONE MORNING, SHE 292 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:49,082 GOT REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE AND WANTED TO TAKE IT OFF. 293 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,785 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" AND SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANT 294 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,454 TO GET LAUGHED AT. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT ME." 295 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,423 AND IT SORT OF BROKE MY HEART BECAUSE I HAD NEVER SEEN HER BE SELF-CONSCIOUS OR AWARE EVEN OF 296 00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:02,328 OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSPECTIVES. AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, TO LIKE KNOW THAT I GOT TO BE THERE FOR 297 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:06,700 HER, AND KIND OF HELP HER THROUGH IT AND THAT'S KIND OF WHERE THE 298 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:12,272 BOOK CAME FROM AND JUST LIKE FOR DADS, YOU KNOW 299 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,940 I WAS REALLY NERVOUS TO BE A A GIRL DAD FIRST THING I DID WHEN I 300 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,608 FIGURED I WAS GOING TO HAVE A GIRL, I LITERALLY WENT TO YOUTUBE AND LEARNED HOW TO 301 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:28,788 BRAID HAIR [ LAUGHTER ] JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO 302 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,423 BE THAT DAD. >> Jimmy: I BOUGHT A BOOK ON BRAIDING HAIR. 303 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,492 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAD NO IDEA. >> IT'S NOT EASY 304 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,461 IT TAKES A LONG TIME THE HARDEST THING IS GETTING THE THREE EQUAL STRANDS. 305 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,763 >> Jimmy: YES, YES, NO, YES, I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,231 YES. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> THEN THEY MAKE IT HARDER 307 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,799 WITH LIKE LAYERED HAIR, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE - AND THEN YOU WOULD GET HALFWAY 308 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,735 THROUGH IT AND YOU'RE REALIZING ONE IS WAY TOO SHORT AND YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER 309 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,638 IT'S SILLY >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE A A PRETTY AWESOME DAD 310 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,540 THAT'S THE ONE THING I DID LIKE AT THE BEGINNING HERE TOO, YOU KIND OF SAY, "HEY, FOR ANY DADS 311 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:54,914 OUT THERE, THIS IS JUST A -- JUST BE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER AND ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW HER." 312 00:21:54,914 --> 00:22:00,286 YOU POSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM, IT MADE ME LAUGH AND THIS IS LIKE - 313 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:05,959 >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER DONE QUITE THIS 314 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:11,064 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A BLINDFOLD MAKEUP WHAT DO YOU DO WITH EVERLY 315 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,801 >> YEAH, WE -- LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] WE -- I AM SUBJECTED TO ALL 316 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:18,071 KINDS OF THINGS. BUT THAT IS ACTUALLY WEIRDLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES THAT 317 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:23,076 WE PLAY. I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE SHOCKING. BUT YOU LITERALLY BLINDFOLD 318 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:24,778 EACH OTHER, AND THEN, YOU DO THE OTHER PERSON'S MAKEUP, THEN YOU STYLE THEM, THEN YOU DO 319 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:31,084 LIKE FASHION SHOWS AROUND THE POOL AND PEOPLE VOTE TO SEE WHO DID IT BETTER. 320 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,319 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SEE, I CAN'T DO MY DAUGHTER'S NAILS EVEN NOT 321 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:39,693 BLINDFOLDED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 322 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,395 IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK. >> Jimmy: OH, YES. >> LIKE I THINK THAT'S KIND OF 323 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:46,266 THE POINT. I JUST DRAW ON HER FACE WITH EVERYTHING 324 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,400 I JUST - >> Jimmy: AND SHE DOES THAT TO YOU. 325 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,669 YEAH, IT'S FUN I LOVE THE MESSAGE BEHIND THE BOOK, AND CONGRATS, AND I'M 326 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,972 GLAD YOU WROTE THIS. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY >> THANK YOU 327 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,241 >> Jimmy: CHANNING TATUM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA" IS 328 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,211 AVAILABLE NOW. CHANNING AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING NEW AND FUN AFTER THE 329 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,281 BREAK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 330 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:19,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 331 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:22,535 EVERYBODY. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 332 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,405 SOMETHING FUN. IT'S TIME FOR "KID RECIPES." HERE WE GO 333 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:25,438 IT'S TIME FOR "KID RECIPES." HERE WE GO 334 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:32,545 * >> Jimmy: SO WE ASKED YOU GUYS 335 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,749 AT HOME TO HAVE YOUR KIDS COME UP WITH RECIPES. THEY HAD TO GIVE US THE 336 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:40,587 INGREDIENTS AND DIRECTIONS AND THEN WE HAD A PROFESSIONAL CHEF CREATE THOSE RECIPES. 337 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:44,657 WE GOT SO MANY AMAZING ONES FROM KIDS OUT THERE. SO CHANNING AND I ARE GOING TO 338 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:48,461 TRY SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW ARE YOU READY, CHANNING? >> NOPE, NOPE. 339 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,831 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM LILIANA 340 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:58,772 SHE'S 10-YEARS-OLD AND HER RECIPE IS CALLED "THE KRISPY KREME JERSEY ELVIS." 341 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:07,847 HERE WE GO, READY? [ AUDIENCE OOHS THE INGREDIENTS ARE, A KRISPY 342 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:15,922 KREME DOUGHNUT, TAYLOR HAM, SUN BUTTER, A BANANA AND POP ROCKS [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:20,527 AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO CLOSE IT -- IT SAYS YOU'VE GOT TO CLOSE IT LIKE A SANDWICH 344 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,363 [ LAUGHTER ] REALLY PERFECTLY CLOSED 345 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:27,834 OKAY, LET ME SEE I HAVE TO CLOSE IT LIKE A SANDWICH 346 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:31,771 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> YEP LOOK AT THAT 347 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,407 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I ALSO HAVE -- * 348 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:36,376 DO YOU HAVE A BUCKET NEXT TO YOU? 'CAUSE I HAVE ONE NEXT TO ME 349 00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:39,312 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU OKAY, GOOD OKAY, HERE WE GO 350 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,816 ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY IT >> ALL RIGHT 351 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:46,086 ONE -- >> Jimmy: CHEERS, BUD. >> CHEERS. 352 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:50,557 * MMM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 353 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,426 * [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CHEWY 354 00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:56,396 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> IT WAS NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT 355 00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:59,532 BAD. I CAN BARELY TASTE THE HAM >> YEAH. 356 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:03,036 >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. >> IT'S JUST LIKE -- 357 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:09,275 >> Jimmy: THE POP ROCKS ARE NOW ATTACKING. [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,445 I CAN FEEL IT NOW. TAKE ANOTHER BITE? OH MY GOD. 359 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,414 ALL RIGHT. GOOD WE LIKE THIS ONE 360 00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:18,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. THANK YOU, LILIANA 361 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:25,625 THIS NEXT RECIPE HERE IS FROM REESE, WHO IS 4-YEARS-OLD. AND REESE, 4-YEAR-OLD -- 362 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,329 >> NO! >> Jimmy: A 4-YEAR-OLD [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:34,234 THIS IS REESE -- >> NO. >> Jimmy: "REESE'S QUICHEY 364 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:41,074 SURPRISE." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- SHE'S 4 365 00:25:41,074 --> 00:25:45,078 IT SAYS, ONIONS, EGGS, BROCCOLI, LEMON, CHEESE, THEN THERE'S SURPRISES IN THERE 366 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,649 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHY IS IT SO WET? >> Jimmy: WE DON'T KNOW. 367 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:55,455 LET'S TRY TO GUESS THE SURPRISES. IT - 368 00:25:55,455 --> 00:26:03,329 * >> OH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING 369 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,700 STICKY IN THE BOTTOM OF IT ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 370 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:14,140 WE READY, BUD? ONE, TWO, GO * 371 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:19,946 >> NOPE, NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 372 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:26,619 * >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT ABSOLUTELY NOT 373 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:31,624 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S LIKE A COUGH DROP -- IT WAS LIKE A -- WAS IT LIKE 374 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:36,129 A COUGH DROP IS THAT THE SURPRISE >> IT FELT LIKE AN EGGY 375 00:26:36,129 --> 00:26:38,732 STARBURST AND BROCCOLI [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE A WARM 376 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:43,236 STARBURST. THAT'S -- NO, NO THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 377 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:47,173 THAT WAS REALLY GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, REESE BUDDY, WE'RE -- WE'RE DOWN TO 378 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:51,778 OUR LAST RECIPE HERE AND THIS IS SENT IN BY TRAVIS. THIS ONE'S CALLED, "TRAVIS' 379 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:56,116 SMORSDOG." [ AUDIENCE OOHS NOW, THAT'S AN ACTUAL HOT DOG 380 00:26:56,116 --> 00:27:02,288 IN THERE - [ LAUGHTER ] WITH CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS 381 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:06,126 AND GRAHAM CRACKERS. >> AN ACTUAL CHEF MADE THIS? LIKE, FOR THE KID THAT MADE THE 382 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,795 RECIPE >> Jimmy: AN ACTUAL CHEF MADE THIS, YES. 383 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,865 THIS IS IT AND THIS IS THE RECIPE HERE FROM TRAVIS. 384 00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:17,404 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SENDING THIS IN, BUDDY YEAH 385 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:22,208 YEAH, YOU LINE THE BUN -- ROASTED HOT DOG -- MAKE SURE YOU TOP -- MAKE SURE 386 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,445 YOU TOP IT OFF WITH THE GRAHAM CRACKER. I'M SURE THAT MAKES ALL THE 387 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:30,583 DIFFERENCE, TRAVIS [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS 388 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,620 ONE, BUD THIS WAS A TOUGHIE FOR ME. ALL RIGHT. 389 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:36,489 CHANNING, THIS IS FOR YOU, BUD >> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: SMORSDOG 390 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:40,293 "TRAVIS' SMORSDOG. HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE. 391 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:50,570 * >> OH, IT'S CONFUSING. [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:55,809 OH, YEAH, IT'S CONFUSING OH [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:58,345 * I CAN'T TELL - >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE BEST 394 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,715 DESCRIPTION EVER IT'S SO CONFUSING. THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST 395 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:05,318 CONFUSING THINGS I'VE EVER HAD >> YEAH. THERE'S MOMENTS WHERE I'M LIKE, 396 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:08,288 "OH, THAT'S NICE." THEN THE NEXT CHEW IS LIKE, "OH, NOPE, NOPE. 397 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:12,325 AND THEN YOU'RE BACK >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S -- YEAH I -- I THINK THE BEST ONE -- I 398 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:16,296 THINK FOR ME WAS THE KRISPY KREME. >> I AGREE 399 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:20,200 >> Jimmy: "THE JERSEY ELVIS," THAT WAS THE WINNER FOR ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,936 BUT I WANT TO THANK ALL OF OUR KID CHEFS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:25,238 THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN YOUR RECIPES. THANK YOU TO CHANNING TATUM. 402 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:30,477 HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 403 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,679 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH DUHAMEL, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 404 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:48,561 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 405 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,731 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "JUPITER'S 406 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:57,303 LEGACY," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL! 407 00:28:57,303 --> 00:29:02,776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WOW! 408 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:07,681 OH, MY GOODNESS! THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO SEE US, BUDDY. 409 00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:12,485 I APPRECIATE THIS. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN -- JUST FINISHED FILMING A MOVIE WITH 410 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:15,588 ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, JENNIFER LOPEZ HOW IS -- HOW'S J. LO DOING? 411 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,825 AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT I WANT TO ASK [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:23,096 >> SHE'S FANTASTIC I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS. 413 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:27,701 AND IT JUST -- YOU KNOW, IT SORT OF CAME -- CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE JOB BECAME 414 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:31,304 AVAILABLE. AND I GOT A CHANCE TO, YOU KNOW, MEET WITH HER. 415 00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:36,676 AND -- SO IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, REKINDLING AN OLD FRIENDSHIP WITH AN OLD 416 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:39,112 FRIEND BUT THEN WE GET TO SET YOU KNOW THE DOMINICAN IS -- 417 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,815 IT'S HOT - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BEAUTIFUL 418 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:44,884 >> Jimmy: YEAH SO IS -- SO IS J. LO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 419 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:48,054 >> YES, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: SO IS JOSH DUHAMEL YEAH, I MEAN - 420 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:52,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HEY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JIMMY 421 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:54,828 IT WAS VERY HOT. AND WE'RE SORT OF ON THE RUN FROM THESE -- THESE PIRATES AND 422 00:29:54,828 --> 00:30:00,066 THESE PEOPLE THAT SORT OF OVERTOOK THE WEDDING AND SO I'M LIKE THIS -- THIS -- 423 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:04,170 I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A RIVER HALF THE TIME IN THIS MOVIE. I'M COMPLETELY SOAKED AND 424 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:08,241 SWEATY AND SHE'S JUST GORGEOUS THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE 425 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:12,545 SO I'M NOT SURE WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE -- THE PERFECT COUPLE HALF THE TIME BECAUSE 426 00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:16,349 I'M LIKE THIS SWEATY MESS AND SHE'S WELL -- I MEAN, SHE'S J. LO. 427 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:18,451 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SURE IT WILL WORK 428 00:30:18,451 --> 00:30:23,256 I'M SURE IT WILL WORK. YOU SENT US A VIDEO AND I GOT TO SAY, IT MADE ME LAUGH SO 429 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,225 HARD TODAY I WAS WATCHING IT IS A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF THE 430 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:29,162 DOMINICAN REPUBLIC DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE WE SEE IT? 431 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:32,332 OR HOW DO WE SET IT UP >> SO I HAD SOME TIME OFF. AND RIGHT BELOW WHERE WE 432 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:37,037 WERE -- WHERE I WAS SORT OF STAYING, WHERE MY GREEN ROOM WAS, WAS THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE 433 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:41,508 COVE AND EARLIER IN THE -- THE SHOOT, IT WAS THIS PERFECTLY 434 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:46,646 CALM TURQUOISE LITTLE COVE THAT I COULD JUMP I ACTUALLY JUMPED OFF THIS 435 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:50,050 PLATFORM INTO THE WATER AND SWAM OVER TO THE BEACH AND WALKED BACK. 436 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:53,987 WELL, ABOUT A WEEK LATER, THIS PLACE WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOW LIKE -- THE 437 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:58,458 OCEAN WAS -- WAS REALLY TUMULTUOUS THAT DAY. AND THE WAVES WERE CRASHING 438 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:02,862 LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR. WELL, THIS ROGUE WAVE COMES UP AS I'M VIDEOTAPING THIS THING 439 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:08,635 AND LITERALLY WASHED ME ALMOST OVER THE EDGE OF THIS CLIFF. AND, YOU KNOW, THANKFULLY -- 440 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:10,470 >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY >> THANKFULLY THERE'S THIS 441 00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:15,275 RAZOR SHARP CORAL THAT'S THERE THAT HELD ME UP BUT IT -- IT TURNED ME INTO HAMBURGER ON 442 00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:18,445 MANY PARTS OF MY BODY AFTERWARDS BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEAR 443 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:21,314 DEATH EXPERIENCES IN MY LIFE FOR SURE >> Jimmy: I'M ONLY LAUGHING 444 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:24,250 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY BUT -- >> YEAH. 445 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,886 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THIS VIDEO IT IS -- IT'S JUST -- I COULD 446 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:30,824 SEE YOU -- I COULD SEE YOU FILMING AND IT WAS JUST A DISASTER 447 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:31,324 A DISASTER WATCH THIS 448 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:44,471 [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:51,678 THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOT. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THE SHOT - 450 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:55,849 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SKY, IT'S LIKE WOW DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE! 451 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:58,685 YOU GOT ROCKED >> I CANNOT BELIEVE MY PHONE SURVIVED THAT. 452 00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:02,389 >> Jimmy: ME, NEITHER. >> I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW. AND I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY 453 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,190 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE SHOWN THAT TO BECAUSE IF I HAD SHOWN IT TO LIONSGATE WHEN WE 454 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:08,628 WERE SHOOTING IT, THEY WOULD'VE -- I DON'T KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH 455 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,597 >> THEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE KICKED ME OFF THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HAPPY THAT 456 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,767 YOU SAVED IT FOR OUR SHOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I APPRECIATE IT. 457 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,703 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NETFLIX SERIES, "JUPITER'S LEGACY." 458 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:21,741 THIS IS A BIG SUPERHERO SERIES CAN YOU SET IT UP FOR US >> YEAH. 459 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,377 IT'S A -- IT'S A SCRIPT THAT I READ ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 460 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:27,313 LORENZO di BONAVENTURA SENT IT TO ME. AND I JUST LOVED THE -- I LOVED 461 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:31,918 MORE -- AS MUCH THE SUPERHERO ASPECT AS I DID THE FAMILY ASPECT OF IT 462 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:36,356 AND IT'S REALLY AN EXAMINATION OF THE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THESE 463 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:41,761 PEOPLE AND THERE'S AN ORIGINS STORY THAT STARTS IN THE LATE -- IN 464 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:45,699 THE EARLY 30s THAT GOES. AND THEN, WE JUMP BACK AND FORTH TO PRESENT TIME SO YOU 465 00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:48,435 SORT OF SEE HOW THEY BECAME WHO THEY ARE AND THEN, WHAT THE 466 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:53,173 REPERCUSSIONS OF THAT ARE 90 YEARS LATER AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, THIS GUY 467 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:59,012 CAN FLY AROUND THE WORLD IN 12 SECONDS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF HIS EYEBALLS BUT 468 00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:04,050 HE CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER >> Jimmy: YEAH 469 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,186 >> AND I FIND THAT TO BE FASCINATING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 470 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:07,654 YOU DO PLAY -- YOU GO ALL OVER THE PLACE. HERE'S YOU AT THE AGE OF 471 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:13,593 120 YEARS OLD THAT YOU PLAY. >> YEAH. OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S A MUSCLE 472 00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:15,328 SUIT THERE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, JIMMY, BUT I DON'T NORMALLY 473 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:18,264 LOOK THAT MUSCULAR IN REAL LIFE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 474 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,933 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR MUSCLES IN THIS COSTUME. 475 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:26,339 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE I'M WRONG. [ APPLAUSE ] 476 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,141 >> BUT YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE MAKE-UP AND THE PROSTHETICS AND THE WIG AND THE BEARD, AND 477 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,210 THEN, THAT MUSCLE SUIT AND THE CAPE AND THE SUIT AND ALL THAT STUFF. 478 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:35,982 YOU'VE REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IT. LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH 479 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:39,085 90 YEARS OF BATTLES. AND I'M VERY PROUD OF THE SERIES 480 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,454 I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 481 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:43,423 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP, IT'S GREAT HERE'S JOSH DUHAMEL IN 482 00:33:43,423 --> 00:33:45,225 "JUPITER'S LEGACY. TAKE A LOOK. 483 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,699 COULD HAVE DONE. >> HE TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT. >> DOES THAT LOOK EASY TO YOU? 484 00:33:52,699 --> 00:34:03,777 >> SHELDON >> GO. YOU WAIT FOR ME AT THE UNION 485 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:07,047 I'LL CONTACT THE SUPER MAX I WANT TO KNOW HOW BLACKSTAR GOT OUT. 486 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:15,555 >> ON IT >> YOU OKAY? >> NO. 487 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:22,896 >> OUR SON TOOK A LIFE AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE TAUGHT HIM, HE BROKE THE CODE 488 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:26,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOSH DUHAMEL "JUPITER'S LEGACY" PREMIERES 489 00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:30,103 THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 490 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:36,976 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 491 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:49,889 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HER COMEDY ALBUM "YELL JOY" 492 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:54,928 AVAILABLE ON JUNETEENTH. AND IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW. 493 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,565 MAKING HER "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON 494 00:34:58,565 --> 00:34:58,598 DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON 495 00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:08,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 496 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:12,445 >> WHOO! LET'S GO HOW YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT 497 00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:17,183 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN A YEAR OF FIRSTS 498 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,452 FOR ME I MOVED IN WITH MY BOYFRIEND LAST YEAR WHICH I DIDN'T THINK 499 00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:23,723 WOULD HAPPEN 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR MEN SPEAK [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:35:23,723 --> 00:35:27,093 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH I'M HETERO, BUT TRUST, IT'S 501 00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:31,364 AGAINST MY WILL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RELIGIOUS FANATICS SAY IT'S 502 00:35:31,364 --> 00:35:35,669 A CHOICE I WISH IT WAS. I WOULD CHOOSE WOMEN RIGHT NOW 503 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:38,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DOUBLE THEIR WARDROBE? 504 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:43,943 ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, ME AND MY GUY GOT 505 00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:48,748 TOGETHER MARCH 1st OF 2020 YEAH DO THAT MATH 506 00:35:48,748 --> 00:35:52,118 [ LAUGHTER ] WE WENT FROM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE, TO MARRIED AND READY 507 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:57,590 TO MURDER. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 508 00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:02,295 THREE MONTHS IN, HE LOOKED ME IN MY EYES AND HE WAS LIKE, "JOYELLE, I LOVE YOU." 509 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:05,699 AND I LOOKED HIM BACK AND I SAID, "WE NEED A COUPLES THERAPIST, STAT. 510 00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:09,736 [ LAUGHTER ] I EVENTUALLY SAID "I LOVE YOU" BUT PRIORITIES, YOU KNOW 511 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:12,772 AND PEOPLE WERE JUDGING ME THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU JUST GOT TOGETHER 512 00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:15,075 WHY YOU NEED A COUPLES THERAPIST? I WAS LIKE, "OH, JUST ONE 513 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:18,378 LITTLE REASON. IT'S A TINY REASON WE IN AN INTERRACIAL 514 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:21,214 RELATIONSHIP DURING A PANDEMIC RACE WAR THAT'S ALL." 515 00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,383 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] JUST A LITTLE THING. 516 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:30,056 AND I TELL EVERYBODY, GET YOU A COUPLES THERAPIST. OKAY 517 00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:34,761 IT'S LIKE HIRING A PARENT FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP. [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:36:34,761 --> 00:36:37,430 WE GET INTO ARGUMENTS. I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK 519 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:43,937 ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M TELLING ON FRIDAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 520 00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:48,274 AT 6:00 P.M. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WANTED SOMEBODY, YOU 521 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:56,149 KNOW, THAT COULD RELATE TO BOTH OF US. MY BOYFRIEND'S HALF WHITE, HALF 522 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:59,386 ASIAN. I'M BLACK. SO I FOUND SOMEBODY THAT'S HALF 523 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:04,624 WHITE, HALF BLACK SO HE COULD RELATE TO BOTH OF US RACIALLY. YOU KNOW 524 00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:07,694 AND A MAN, SO HE COULD RELATE TO HIM NEVER FEELING A NEED TO CLEAN THE STOVE. 525 00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:13,500 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I HAVE A.D.D., SO FOR LIKE THE FIRST TWO SESSIONS, I 526 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,770 WASN'T EVEN CONCENTRATING 'CAUSE I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OF HIS 527 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:21,474 PARENTS WAS THE BLACK ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 528 00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:24,544 I'M HAPPY TO REPORT, I GOT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, BECAUSE ANY TIME ONE OF US SAID 529 00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:31,651 SOMETHING SAD, HE'LL JUST BE LIKE, "MMM, MMM, MMM." [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:38,758 SURVEY SAYS, BLACK MAMA. THAT'S WHAT THAT SAYS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 531 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:42,662 WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE RECENTLY HAD HIS FIRST BABY WHICH IS GREAT IF IT'S ANYBODY 532 00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:47,067 EXCEPT YOUR COUPLES THERAPIST. 'CAUSE HOMIE HAD THE NERVE TO TAKE THREE WEEKS OFF 533 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:50,070 WHAT IT'S LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR KIDS 534 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:53,173 OKAY DON'T NOBODY CARE ABOUT THIS NEW BABY 535 00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:56,543 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE US UNATTENDED IN THIS APARTMENT WITH ALL TYPES OF CLEANING 536 00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:59,779 PRODUCTS, SHARP OBJECTS AND DADDY ISSUES LYING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE 537 00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:06,186 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE SO SELFISH." AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER BE 538 00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:09,222 ABLE TO LIVE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. SO I WAS LIKE, "I NEED 539 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:13,927 PRACTICE," YOU KNOW. SO I GOT A MALE ROOMMATE LIKE 2019. 540 00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:17,097 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I GOTTA PRACTICE." I WAS WORKING ON MY NAGGING AND 541 00:38:17,097 --> 00:38:20,700 MY PASSIVE AGGRESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] YES. 542 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:24,104 YOU KNOW SO I GOT A 23-YEAR-OLD MALE ROOMMATE 543 00:38:24,104 --> 00:38:28,475 SO BASICALLY, I WAS HOUSE BREAKING A PUPPY [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:33,713 I RESCUED HIM RIGHT ON TIME. IT WAS LIKE I WAS TRYING NOT TO YELL AT A GROWN MAN PAYING RENT 545 00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:36,483 BUT IT WAS LIKE I WAS TALKING TO A DOG I'M YELLING AT HIM LIKE, "GET 546 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:41,254 DOWN OFF THE COUCH LIKE THAT DOWN, BOY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 547 00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:47,927 TAKE THAT CHOCOLATE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DID YOU PEE ON THE FLOOR?" 548 00:38:47,927 --> 00:38:52,098 HE DID [ LAUGHTER ] THE TOILET WAS RIGHT THERE 549 00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:54,534 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE PEED ON THE FLOOR, I ROLLED UP A NEWSPAPER AND I 550 00:38:54,534 --> 00:38:57,771 SMACKED HIM ON THE NOSE WITH IT [ APPLAUSE ] 551 00:38:57,771 --> 00:39:00,040 BUT HE'S 23, IT JUST CONFUSED HIM. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A 552 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:05,412 A NEWSPAPER IS [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE 553 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:10,250 ME THAT ANNOYED ME THE MOST [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:15,689 I WOULD COME HOME JUST, YOU KNOW, MAD FROM THE DAY HE'D JUST BE BRIGHT EYED, 555 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:20,193 WAGGING HIS BUSHY LITTLE TAIL, SHOVING HIS PHONE IN MY FACE LIKE, "YOU WANT TO SEE THIS 556 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:28,501 MEME?" [ LAUGHTER ] NO 557 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:33,940 I GOT BLUE TOILET WATER, BOY I'M GROWN. [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:39,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MEME I WANT TO SEE YOU STOP DRINKING 559 00:39:39,312 --> 00:39:45,585 SHOWER BEERS I WANT TO SEE YOU BUY TWO-PLY TOILET PAPER 'CAUSE YOU LIVE 560 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:50,056 WITH A LADY. AND I WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF 'CAUSE HE WAS HOT. 561 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:53,093 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I LET HIM STAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 562 00:39:53,093 --> 00:39:56,463 OH MY GOD, THE ROOTS A MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY. THANK YOU. 563 00:39:56,463 --> 00:40:06,639 MY NAME IS JOYELLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 564 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:10,243 >> Jimmy: JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, PAL 565 00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:16,816 "YELL JOY" IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 566 00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:19,652 JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT JESSICA ALBA AND MARC MARON WILL BE HERE 567 00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:22,155 AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM SECH MY THANKS TO CHANNING TATUM, JOSH DUHAMEL 568 00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:26,993 JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 569 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,796 FANTASTIC. AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 570 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:33,633 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 571 00:40:33,633 --> 00:40:36,903 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *