>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHANNING TATUM
JOSH DUHAMEL COMEDIAN JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1456
AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. HEY!
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT WELCOME. THANK YOU.
HEY, THIS IS FUN TODAY IS CINCO DE MAYO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO. CINCO DE MAYO, WHICH, OF COURSE, IS SPANISH FOR, "I
PUKED IN MY UBER." [ LAUGHTER ] JUST A REMINDER FOR TODAY, IF
YOU'RE THINKING, "IS WHAT I'M ABOUT TO WEAR RACIST," THEN YES, YES, IT IS.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS NICE IN HONOR OF CINCO DE MAYO,
ANYONE WHO GOT THEIR VACCINE SHOT TODAY GOT TO SUCK ON A LIME RIGHT AFTER
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY IS
TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER TODAY, FACEBOOK RULED TO UPHOLD FORMER PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S SUSPENSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP.
SO, IF YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES, YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ANY OTHER
PERSON ON FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR TRUMP
NOW HE'S SCRAMBLING TO FIGURE OUT HOW HE'LL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIS FRIENDS FROM HIGH
SCHOOL [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
NO FACEBOOK FOR TRUMP. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE STILL HAS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR
FORGETTING HIS KIDS' BIRTHDAYS [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT TO GIVE THIS TO TRUMP
THOUGH, HE'S THE ONLY PERSON TO LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA WITHOUT A A LONG ANNOYING POST ABOUT HOW
HE'S LEAVING SOCIAL MEDIA. [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
GET THIS, SINCE RUDY GIULIANI IS UNDER INVESTIGATION AND FACING A LOT OF LEGAL PROBLEMS,
HE'S TURNING TO AN OLD FRIEND TO HELP PAY FOR IT ALL CHECK IT OUT
RUDY GIULIANI'S LEGAL CHALLENGES
THE "NEW YORK TIMES" DETAILING, TODAY, HOW GIULIANI ALLIES WERE PRESSING FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP
TO HELP PAY THE FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR'S ESCALATING LEGAL COSTS SO FAR, TO NO AVAIL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO SHOCK THERE YEAH
RUDY IS BASICALLY SAYING, "PAY ME OR I'LL SPILL EVERYTHING. AND WHEN RUDY SAYS HE'S GONNA
SPILL EVERYTHING, HE MEANS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS KEEP GETTING WORSE FOR
RUDY A FORMER UKRAINIAN OFFICIAL TOLD NBC NEWS ABOUT A PHONE
CALL THAT HE HEARD BETWEEN RUDY AND THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE'S TOP AIDE
LISTEN TO THIS
>> HE WAS ESPECIALLY INTERESTED
IN GETTING UKRAINE TO MAKE A A PUBLIC STATEMENT AND FORCIBLY BACK IT UP
THIS CRAZY ALLEGATION THAT IT WAS UKRAINE, NOT RUSSIA THAT MEDDLED IN 2016, WHICH IS
OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS, BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED. >> Jimmy: HANG ON A SECOND
COULD WE SEE THAT GUY AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN DID I BECOME THE TOP
UKRAINIAN OFFICIAL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW!
>> Jimmy: GOOD LOOKING GUY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A VERY -- HE'S A GOOD
LOOKING GUY. BUT LET'S FOCUS ON THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION
PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE WANTS NEARLY 40,000 PHARMACIES TO START
OFFERING WALK-IN VACCINE APPOINTMENTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IF THE WALK-IN APPOINTMENTS DON'T WORK, BIDEN'S GONNA MAKE PHARMACISTS BLOW DART THE
VACCINE INTO CUSTOMERS [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
DID ANYONE SEE THIS? TODAY ON "FOX & FRIENDS," BRIAN KILMEADE INTERVIEWED SOME
KIDS ABOUT REMOTE LEARNING AND RETURNING TO SCHOOL. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
BACK IN THE ROOM >> I THINK THAT WE'RE VERY,
VERY CLOSE GETTING BACK TO SCHOOL AND I THINK THAT THE WAY THAT
OUR NEW PRESIDENT IS HANDLING THINGS IS A VERY GOOD WAY, AND WE WOULD NOT HAVE GONE TO THIS
IF IT WERE STILL THE LAST PRESIDENT. >> REALLY?
THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE THE LAST PRESIDENT WAS SAYING I WANT EVERY KID BACK IN SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A "FOX & FRIENDS" PRODUCER WAS LIKE,
"MUTE, MUTE HIM. MUTE THAT CHILD. NO, NOT BRIAN.
THE CHILD. KILMEADE WAS THEN LIKE, "AND ANOTHER THING, YOU'RE A BIG
DUMB DUMB FACE." [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF SCHOOL,
NEW YORK CITY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT YEAR SNOW DAYS WILL BE REPLACED WITH REMOTE
LEARNING DAYS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THIRD
GRADERS SPENT THE DAY LEARNING TO SAY, "FREAKING de BLASIO. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, TEACHERS ARE LIKE, "YOU COME TO ME ON THIS WEEK OF TEACHER APPRECIATION AND ASK TO
CANCEL SNOW DAYS IT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: NICE WOW! *
NICE >> Jimmy: SOME OF THE MANY VOICES YOU'LL HEAR IN MY
ONE-MAN SHOW >> Steve: OH, REALLY WHEN IS IT COMING OUT?
>> Jimmy: COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REMOTE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A REMOTE ONE-MAN
SHOW, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE'RE -- THERE'S A
A 10 PERCENT CAPACITY ON THAT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S REMOTE. >> Steve: ON ZOOM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I DO ALL THE IMPRESSIONS DO A VERSION OF THE
CHRISTMAS -- CHRISTMAS CAROL >> Steve: CHRISTMAS CAROL. DO YOU DO ALL THE CHARACTERS
>> Jimmy: YEAH GIVE ME -- GIVE ME A CHARACTER >> Steve: TINY TIM
>> Jimmy: TINY TIM IS PLAYED BY JOHN TRAVOLTA. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE, LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT THIS CHRISTMAS.
RIGHT? >> Steve: WOW! BOB CRATCHIT
WHAT ABOUT BOB CRATCHIT? >> Jimmy: OH, BOB CRATCHIT, OF COURSE
IT WILL BE SEINFELD. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: HOW'S THAT GONNA GO? HOW WOULD THAT SOUND [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT GETTING A RAISE! IT'S THE HOLIDAY
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T GET A SIMPLE RAISE WHERE IS MY BONUS?
BUT FORGET ABOUT SNOW DAYS SUMMER IS COMING, AND I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT THERE'S
ACTUALLY A BIG SHORTAGE OF LIFEGUARDS WELL, THE LIFEGUARDS ARE COMING
IN AS FAST AS THEY CAN THE PROBLEM IS THEY ALL RUN IN SLOW MOTION.
* >> Jimmy: OH, WAS I SUPPOSED TO RUN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHOW A VIDEO CLIP >> Steve: OH
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT THEY WERE
SHOWING A VIDEO. >> Steve: IS THIS PART OF YOUR ONE-MAN SHOW
>> Jimmy: THIS IS PART OF THE ONE-MAN SHOW IT LOOKS LIKE I HAD TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES >> Steve: OH, OKAY AND THEN, I GET OUT OF IT BY --
BY - >> Steve: DOING THE DAD FROM "PUNKY BREWSTER?
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] NO
>> Steve: FRENCH STEWART DID YOU GIVE US A FRENCH STEWART THERE
>> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T DO FRENCH STEWART TALKING ABOUT -- NO, I DO
BULLWINKLE MOOSE >> Steve: OH, WHAT DOES HE SAY >> Jimmy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE
THERE'S ALL THESE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A LONG SHOW IT'S ABOUT THREE HOURS
THREE HOURS AND CHANGE AND FINALLY, SOMEONE IN WISCONSIN JUST FILED A LAWSUIT
CLAIMING THAT BAGEL BITES DO NOT CONTAIN REAL CHEESE OR TOMATO SAUCE
I GUESS THEY MISSED THE AUTHENTIC MINI PIZZA BAGELS THAT GRANDMA BROUGHT BACK FROM
THE OLD COUNTRY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: WOW! THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO'S DEMANDING TO KNOW WHICH
CULINARY SCHOOL CHEF BOYARDEE WENT TO. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
*
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA," IS AVAILABLE NOW.
CHANNING TATUM IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX SERIES, "JUPITER'S
LEGACY," JOSH DUHAMEL IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STAND-UP, IN
STUDIO, FROM JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." THAT'S ALL TONIGHT YEAH
BUT, GUYS, FIRST, THERE'S A NEW SHOW COMING OUT ON PEACOCK TOMORROW, CALLED "GIRLS5EVA.
AND IT'S PRODUCED BY TINA FEY. AND IT'S ABOUT A GIRL GROUP, FROM THE '90s, WHO REUNITE
AND IT'S GOT SARA BAREILLES, RENEE ELISE GOLDSBERRY, PAULA PELL, BUSY PHILIPPS.
GREAT CAST WELL, THEY WERE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT
SO, ME AND THE ROOTS GOT TOGETHER WITH THEM TO SING THE MOST ICONIC GIRL GROUP SONG,
"WANNABE," BY THE SPICE GIRLS. CHECK IT OUT
* * YO I'LL TELL YOU * * WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY
REALLY WAN SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY *
* REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WAN WHAT I REALL
REALLY WANT * * SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WAN WHAT YOU REALL
REALLY WAN I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA * * I WANNA I WANNA REALL
REALLY REALL WANNA ZIGAZIG AH IF YOU WANT MY FUTURE *
* FORGET MY PAS IF YOU WANNA GET WITH ME BETTER MAKE IT FAS
NOW DON'T GO WASTING * * MY PRECIOUS TIM GET YOUR ACT TOGETHE
WE COULD BE JUST FIN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT * * WHAT I REALLY
REALLY WAN SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY *
* REALLY WANT I WANNA I WANNA I WANN I WANNA I WANNA REALLY
REALLY REALLY * * WANNA ZIGAZIG A IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GE WITH MY FRIENDS * * GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER FRIENDSHIP NEVER END IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER *
* YOU HAVE GOT TO GIV YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE TAKING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS * * SO HERE'S A STORY FROM A TO
YOU WANNA GET WITH M YOU BETTER * * LISTEN CAREFULL
WE GOT PELL IN THE PLACE WHO LIKES IT IN YOUR FAC WE'VE GOT THE GREAT *
* SARA B THEN PASSED IT ON TO BUSY P SHE DON'T COME FOR FRE
SHE'S A REAL LADY * * LIKE ME I'M R.E.G SLAM YOUR BODY DOW
AND WIND IT ALL AROUND SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN * * AND WIND IT ALL AROUN
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIEND WE ARE GIRLS5EVA *
* FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE
TAKING IS TOO EASY * * BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT I GIRLS5EVA *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO THE
CAST OF "GIRLS5EVA." YOU CAN SEE IT STARTING TOMORROW ON PEACOCK.
HEY, A REMINDER, EVERYONE, MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND ALL THIS WEEK, WE'VE PARTNERED WITH SAMSUNG TO CELEBRATE SOME AMAZING SUPER
MOMS OUT THERE WE ASKED PEOPLE TO NOMINATE AN EPIC MOM IN THEIR LIFE
A SPECIAL PERSON WHO HAS GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND THIS PAST YEAR, TO HELP IMPROVE THE LIVES
OF FRIENDS, FAMILY IN THEIR COMMUNITY. SO, HERE'S WHAT WE DID
WE SET UP VIDEO CHATS WITH THE MOMS WE TOLD THEM IT WAS FOR NBC'S
INSTAGRAM. BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL THEM, IS THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL
THEM ON MY NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE [ AUDIENCE OOHS
AND SURPRISE THEM WITH AN EARLY MOTHER'S DAY GIFT. TONIGHT'S SUPER MOM IS
TERRI GAMLIN FROM WOODFORD, VIRGINIA SHE WAS NOMINATED BY HER
DAUGHTER, NIKKI. TAKE A LOOK.
SUPER MOM SURPRISE * >> HI. MY NAME IS NIKKI
AND MY MOM TERRI IS A SUPER MOM. MY MOM IS A RETIRED PARAMEDIC
AND FIREFIGHTER. AND SHE STILL TEACHES EMT CLASS ON NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS
SHE'S JUST THE MOST SELFLESS PERSON I KNOW. SHE IS ALSO THE PRIMARY
CAREGIVER FOR MY GRANDMA, WHO HAS BEEN STRUGGLING WITH DEMENTIA
SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE, ALL THE TIME AND IT USUALLY IS AT THE
DETRIMENT OF HER OWN WELL BEING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TERRI? >> YES >> Jimmy: TERRI?
WAIT, LET ME TURN MY VIDEO ON. TERRI? >> YES
>> Jimmy: TERRI, HI! >> OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT'S JIMMY FALLON.
>> HI. >> Jimmy: TERRI, I JUST HEARD SO MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU,
AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A SUPER MOM, AND ALSO, OUR FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG
WANTED TO THANK YOU AS WELL. SO WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THIS GALAXY PACKAGE
THIS IS THE BRAND NEW WATCH. THIS IS THE BRAND NEW TAB, THE EAR BUDS, THE WHOLE JAM, RIGHT
THERE, FOR YOU CONGRATULATIONS! >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU! THAT IS REALLY COOL. >> Jimmy: OH, AND SAMSUNG
WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT SOMETHING EXTRA, TOO SO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU
A CHECK FOR $25,000. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD!
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE A SUPER MOM. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY! >> I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
IT IS AMAZING. OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT? >> Steve: AW THANK YOU TO TERRI AND NIKKI,
SAMSUNG AND ALL THE SUPER MOMS OUT THERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO SINCE MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG
"MOM QUOTES. AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY OR WEIRD THING YOUR
MOM HAS SAID WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC
SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS PLAY ALONG. NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE MOM QUOTES FROM YOU GUYS I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ONE
OF MY MOM'S STORIES I HAD. I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAD -- MY FINGER ALMOST GOT
RIPPED OFF SO I WAS IN THE ICU FOR LIKE TEN DAYS
MY MOM CAME TO VISIT YOU KNOW, I HAD OXYGEN ALL OVER -- SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH
THIS HAND. IT WAS ALL BANDAGED UP THIS ONE HAS TUBES EVERYWHERE.
MY MOM COMES IN, AND SHE PUTS A GIANT BAG OF INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED LIFE SAVERS ON MY
CHEST. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT KIND OF SICK TORTURE IS
THIS SHE GOES, "I ACTUALLY GOT THEM FOR ME
THAT'S MY FAVORITE, LIFE SAVERS." YOU BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS TO GO
VISIT SOMEONE AT THE HOSPITAL? >> Steve: INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM --
FIRST ONE'S FROM @EDWARDSCHMIDTII HE SAYS, "MY MOM CAN NEVER GET
THE NAME PAPA JOHN'S CORRECT THE MOST FAMOUS NAMES SHE'S SAID WERE MAGIC JACK'S AND
DR. DOMINO'S." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MAGIC JACK'S
LET'S GET PIZZA FROM MAGIC JACK'S THIS ONE'S FROM @HELLOCLARICE.
>> Steve: HMM. >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "EVERY TIME WE'D WATCH A VHS WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP, IT SAID 'THIS FILM HAS BEEN MODIFIED TO FIT YOUR SCREEN.'
MY MOM WOULD SAY, 'HOW DO THEY KNOW HOW BIG OUR TV WAS? EVERY TIME."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: GOOD POINT >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@BROADWAYBROOKE. SHE SAYS, "SOMEONE ANNOYED MY MOM IN THE GROCERY STORE
SO SHE SAID TO THEM, 'EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT AISLE THE MANNERS ARE IN?'
SAVAGE MOMENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE
SAVAGE >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT AISLE THE MANNERS ARE IN
THAT'S THE WAY MY MOM WOULD ACT. SHE WOULD OVER-PRONOUNCE WORDS
THIS ONE'S FROM @STEVEAUSTIN1984 HE SAYS, "ONE TIME MY MOM
TEXTED ME, 'WHERE IS YOUR PHONE?'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHEN I FIND IT, I WILL LET YOU KNOW >> Steve: DO YOU HAVE IT
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE VERY FUNNY FRIEND OF OURS, MIKE BIRBIGLIA
HE SAYS, "WHEN I WAS IN MY PARENTS' LOCAL PAPER, 'THE CAPE COD TIMES,' MY MOM SAID,
'THERE MUST NOT BE A LOT GOING ON.' [ LAUGHTER ]
THANKS MOM [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THANKS, MIKE'S MOM
>> Steve: SLOW NEWS DAY. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @MARISAROSIE22
SHE SAYS, "I TOLD MY MOM SHE WAS INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE AND SHE SAID I CAME OUT OF HER
PERSONAL SPACE [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST LOOKED AT HER AND SAID,
OKAY." [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW!
THAT'S -- THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S A SAVAGE BURN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@ORANGEFLOYD SHE SAYS, "WHEN MY 90-YEAR-OLD MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL LAST
YEAR, I ASKED IF ANY OF HER FRIENDS HAD CONTACTED HER, AND SHE SAID 'NO, ALL MY FRIENDS
SUCK.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SHE'S 90 YEARS OLD
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: THEY DO. >> Jimmy: ALL MY FRIENDS SUCK.
THIS LAST ONE'S FROM, @ITSMELPRESTA. SHE SAYS, "I WAS TAKING MY MOM
FOR A DRIVE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD I WAS MOVING INTO WHEN SHE SHOUTED, 'WOW, THAT
LA FITNESS GYM IS HUGE.' IT' S L.A. FITNESS, MOM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH."
>> Steve: AWW. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUT "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHANNING TATUM, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND
PRODUCER WHO'S WRITTEN THIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA," WHICH IS
AVAILABLE NOW. HERE IS CHANNING TATUM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, BRO.
WHAT'S UP? >> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU, BUDDY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: I GOT TO SAY, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TALKED ABOUT
GAINING WEIGHT DURING THIS PANDEMIC YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN IN
BETTER SHAPE THAN EVER >> I DID, I DID. YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST LIKE
I'D SAY WEEK OR TWO WEEKS, I DEFINITELY WAS JUST DRINKING BEERS AND RIDING DIRT BIKES.
AND I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T DO THIS FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS, LIKE, THIS IS BAD.
AND THEN, ME AND MY BUDDY, WE JUST WENT REALLY, REALLY HARD. WE JUST STARTED TRAINING EVERY
DAY. AND IT WAS GREAT I MEAN, I CAME OUT A COMPLETELY
NEW PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH I -- HOW BIG DID YOU GET
DRINKING BEERS AND RIDING DIRT BIKES? >> PRETTY FAT, I WOULD SAY
PROBABLY -- PROBABLY COLLEGE TEN, A NICE TEN POUNDS AND THEN I TOOK IT OFF
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE IT SAID, "DADDY IS FINALLY
BACK, LET'S GO." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR,
IT'S REALLY ODD. FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YOU -- YOU GOT IN SHAPE FOR THIS MOVIE "DOG. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS -- YOU PRODUCE THIS BUT ALSO DIRECTED THIS, OR CO-DIRECTED THIS.
>> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE DOING THAT AGAIN
IF I EVER DIRECT AGAIN, I DEFINITELY WON'T BE IN THE MOVIE.
WE WERE LIKE THE FIRST OF -- I THINK THERE WAS THREE MOVIES THAT GOT GOING RIGHT AFTER THE
FIRST QUARANTINE, SO WE WERE THE GUINEA PIGS OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE PROTOCOLS AND
EVERYTHING WE WERE JUST BURNING MONEY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> BUT WE GOT THROUGH IT I ONLY GOT BIT LIKE SIX OR SEVEN TIMES BY THE DOG
SO IT WAS FUN, IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE IT
IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO A MOVIE WITH
SANDRA BULLOCK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT -- I'M
EXCITED ABOUT. SHE IS -- SHE'S AWESOME, BY THE WAY.
HAVE YOU WORKED WITH HER BEFORE >> I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH HER.
OUR KIDS WENT TO PRESCHOOL TOGETHER AND THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST -- YOU GET TO UNDERSTAND
REALLY QUICKLY WHY SHE IS AT THE LEVEL THAT SHE IS. SHE'S SO SMART
SHE'S SO ENGAGED SHE'S PRODUCING THIS THING SO I JUST GET TO SHOW UP AND TRY TO
REMEMBER MY LINES AND NOT GET BIT BY HER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HOPEFULLY, YOU DON'T GET BIT AGAIN ON THIS MOVIE, YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN'S BOOK HERE.
THIS IS "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA. I LOVED IT
I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT TO MY DAUGHTERS. >> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: WAS THIS INSPIRED BY YOUR DAUGHTER? >> YEAH.
YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER, EVERLY, SHE'S JUST SUCH A LITTLE CONTRARIAN
AND SINCE SHE WAS LIKE A BABY, SHE WOULD ALWAYS JUST GO TO THE MOST COLORFUL THING, TO THE
MOST MANAGEABLE-LOOKING THING. AND SHE LIKED TO WEAR FUNNY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE PEOPLE
LAUGH. AND THEN, ONE DAY, I REMEMBER WE WERE IN PRESCHOOL, AND SHE
HAD THIS LIKE CAPE, THIS WATERMELON CAPE, WHEN YOU HELD YOUR ARMS OUT LIKE THIS, YOU
LOOK LIKE A SLICE OF WATERMELON AND SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE
FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD. AND WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO TO PRESCHOOL THIS ONE MORNING, SHE
GOT REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE AND WANTED TO TAKE IT OFF.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" AND SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANT
TO GET LAUGHED AT. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT ME."
AND IT SORT OF BROKE MY HEART BECAUSE I HAD NEVER SEEN HER BE SELF-CONSCIOUS OR AWARE EVEN OF
OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSPECTIVES. AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, TO LIKE KNOW THAT I GOT TO BE THERE FOR
HER, AND KIND OF HELP HER THROUGH IT AND THAT'S KIND OF WHERE THE
BOOK CAME FROM AND JUST LIKE FOR DADS, YOU KNOW
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS TO BE A A GIRL DAD FIRST THING I DID WHEN I
FIGURED I WAS GOING TO HAVE A GIRL, I LITERALLY WENT TO YOUTUBE AND LEARNED HOW TO
BRAID HAIR [ LAUGHTER ] JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO
BE THAT DAD. >> Jimmy: I BOUGHT A BOOK ON BRAIDING HAIR.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAD NO IDEA. >> IT'S NOT EASY
IT TAKES A LONG TIME THE HARDEST THING IS GETTING THE THREE EQUAL STRANDS.
>> Jimmy: YES, YES, NO, YES, I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
YES. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> THEN THEY MAKE IT HARDER
WITH LIKE LAYERED HAIR, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE - AND THEN YOU WOULD GET HALFWAY
THROUGH IT AND YOU'RE REALIZING ONE IS WAY TOO SHORT AND YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER
IT'S SILLY >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE A A PRETTY AWESOME DAD
THAT'S THE ONE THING I DID LIKE AT THE BEGINNING HERE TOO, YOU KIND OF SAY, "HEY, FOR ANY DADS
OUT THERE, THIS IS JUST A -- JUST BE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER AND ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW HER."
YOU POSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM, IT MADE ME LAUGH AND THIS IS LIKE -
>> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER DONE QUITE THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A BLINDFOLD MAKEUP WHAT DO YOU DO WITH EVERLY
>> YEAH, WE -- LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] WE -- I AM SUBJECTED TO ALL
KINDS OF THINGS. BUT THAT IS ACTUALLY WEIRDLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES THAT
WE PLAY. I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE SHOCKING. BUT YOU LITERALLY BLINDFOLD
EACH OTHER, AND THEN, YOU DO THE OTHER PERSON'S MAKEUP, THEN YOU STYLE THEM, THEN YOU DO
LIKE FASHION SHOWS AROUND THE POOL AND PEOPLE VOTE TO SEE WHO DID IT BETTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SEE, I CAN'T DO MY DAUGHTER'S NAILS EVEN NOT
BLINDFOLDED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK. >> Jimmy: OH, YES. >> LIKE I THINK THAT'S KIND OF
THE POINT. I JUST DRAW ON HER FACE WITH EVERYTHING
I JUST - >> Jimmy: AND SHE DOES THAT TO YOU.
YEAH, IT'S FUN I LOVE THE MESSAGE BEHIND THE BOOK, AND CONGRATS, AND I'M
GLAD YOU WROTE THIS. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CHANNING TATUM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA" IS
AVAILABLE NOW. CHANNING AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING NEW AND FUN AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SOMETHING FUN. IT'S TIME FOR "KID RECIPES." HERE WE GO
* >> Jimmy: SO WE ASKED YOU GUYS
AT HOME TO HAVE YOUR KIDS COME UP WITH RECIPES. THEY HAD TO GIVE US THE
INGREDIENTS AND DIRECTIONS AND THEN WE HAD A PROFESSIONAL CHEF CREATE THOSE RECIPES.
WE GOT SO MANY AMAZING ONES FROM KIDS OUT THERE. SO CHANNING AND I ARE GOING TO
TRY SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW ARE YOU READY, CHANNING? >> NOPE, NOPE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM LILIANA
SHE'S 10-YEARS-OLD AND HER RECIPE IS CALLED "THE KRISPY KREME JERSEY ELVIS."
HERE WE GO, READY? [ AUDIENCE OOHS THE INGREDIENTS ARE, A KRISPY
KREME DOUGHNUT, TAYLOR HAM, SUN BUTTER, A BANANA AND POP ROCKS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO CLOSE IT -- IT SAYS YOU'VE GOT TO CLOSE IT LIKE A SANDWICH
[ LAUGHTER ] REALLY PERFECTLY CLOSED
OKAY, LET ME SEE I HAVE TO CLOSE IT LIKE A SANDWICH
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> YEP LOOK AT THAT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I ALSO HAVE -- *
DO YOU HAVE A BUCKET NEXT TO YOU? 'CAUSE I HAVE ONE NEXT TO ME
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU OKAY, GOOD OKAY, HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY IT >> ALL RIGHT
ONE -- >> Jimmy: CHEERS, BUD. >> CHEERS.
* MMM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CHEWY
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> IT WAS NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT
BAD. I CAN BARELY TASTE THE HAM >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH, WAIT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. >> IT'S JUST LIKE --
>> Jimmy: THE POP ROCKS ARE NOW ATTACKING. [ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN FEEL IT NOW. TAKE ANOTHER BITE? OH MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD WE LIKE THIS ONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. THANK YOU, LILIANA
THIS NEXT RECIPE HERE IS FROM REESE, WHO IS 4-YEARS-OLD. AND REESE, 4-YEAR-OLD --
>> NO! >> Jimmy: A 4-YEAR-OLD [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS REESE -- >> NO. >> Jimmy: "REESE'S QUICHEY
SURPRISE." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- SHE'S 4
IT SAYS, ONIONS, EGGS, BROCCOLI, LEMON, CHEESE, THEN THERE'S SURPRISES IN THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHY IS IT SO WET? >> Jimmy: WE DON'T KNOW.
LET'S TRY TO GUESS THE SURPRISES. IT -
* >> OH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING
STICKY IN THE BOTTOM OF IT ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WE READY, BUD? ONE, TWO, GO *
>> NOPE, NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
* >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY NOT ABSOLUTELY NOT
[ APPLAUSE ] IT'S LIKE A COUGH DROP -- IT WAS LIKE A -- WAS IT LIKE
A COUGH DROP IS THAT THE SURPRISE >> IT FELT LIKE AN EGGY
STARBURST AND BROCCOLI [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE A WARM
STARBURST. THAT'S -- NO, NO THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, REESE BUDDY, WE'RE -- WE'RE DOWN TO
OUR LAST RECIPE HERE AND THIS IS SENT IN BY TRAVIS. THIS ONE'S CALLED, "TRAVIS'
SMORSDOG." [ AUDIENCE OOHS NOW, THAT'S AN ACTUAL HOT DOG
IN THERE - [ LAUGHTER ] WITH CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS
AND GRAHAM CRACKERS. >> AN ACTUAL CHEF MADE THIS? LIKE, FOR THE KID THAT MADE THE
RECIPE >> Jimmy: AN ACTUAL CHEF MADE THIS, YES.
THIS IS IT AND THIS IS THE RECIPE HERE FROM TRAVIS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SENDING THIS IN, BUDDY YEAH
YEAH, YOU LINE THE BUN -- ROASTED HOT DOG -- MAKE SURE YOU TOP -- MAKE SURE
YOU TOP IT OFF WITH THE GRAHAM CRACKER. I'M SURE THAT MAKES ALL THE
DIFFERENCE, TRAVIS [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS
ONE, BUD THIS WAS A TOUGHIE FOR ME. ALL RIGHT.
CHANNING, THIS IS FOR YOU, BUD >> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: SMORSDOG
"TRAVIS' SMORSDOG. HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE.
* >> OH, IT'S CONFUSING. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH, IT'S CONFUSING OH [ LAUGHTER ]
* I CAN'T TELL - >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE BEST
DESCRIPTION EVER IT'S SO CONFUSING. THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST
CONFUSING THINGS I'VE EVER HAD >> YEAH. THERE'S MOMENTS WHERE I'M LIKE,
"OH, THAT'S NICE." THEN THE NEXT CHEW IS LIKE, "OH, NOPE, NOPE.
AND THEN YOU'RE BACK >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S -- YEAH I -- I THINK THE BEST ONE -- I
THINK FOR ME WAS THE KRISPY KREME. >> I AGREE
>> Jimmy: "THE JERSEY ELVIS," THAT WAS THE WINNER FOR ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT I WANT TO THANK ALL OF OUR KID CHEFS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN YOUR RECIPES. THANK YOU TO CHANNING TATUM.
HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH DUHAMEL, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "JUPITER'S
LEGACY," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WOW!
OH, MY GOODNESS! THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO SEE US, BUDDY.
I APPRECIATE THIS. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN -- JUST FINISHED FILMING A MOVIE WITH
ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, JENNIFER LOPEZ HOW IS -- HOW'S J. LO DOING?
AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT I WANT TO ASK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SHE'S FANTASTIC I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS.
AND IT JUST -- YOU KNOW, IT SORT OF CAME -- CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE JOB BECAME
AVAILABLE. AND I GOT A CHANCE TO, YOU KNOW, MEET WITH HER.
AND -- SO IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, REKINDLING AN OLD FRIENDSHIP WITH AN OLD
FRIEND BUT THEN WE GET TO SET YOU KNOW THE DOMINICAN IS --
IT'S HOT - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BEAUTIFUL
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO IS -- SO IS J. LO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YES, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: SO IS JOSH DUHAMEL YEAH, I MEAN -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HEY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JIMMY
IT WAS VERY HOT. AND WE'RE SORT OF ON THE RUN FROM THESE -- THESE PIRATES AND
THESE PEOPLE THAT SORT OF OVERTOOK THE WEDDING AND SO I'M LIKE THIS -- THIS --
I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A RIVER HALF THE TIME IN THIS MOVIE. I'M COMPLETELY SOAKED AND
SWEATY AND SHE'S JUST GORGEOUS THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE
SO I'M NOT SURE WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE -- THE PERFECT COUPLE HALF THE TIME BECAUSE
I'M LIKE THIS SWEATY MESS AND SHE'S WELL -- I MEAN, SHE'S J. LO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SURE IT WILL WORK
I'M SURE IT WILL WORK. YOU SENT US A VIDEO AND I GOT TO SAY, IT MADE ME LAUGH SO
HARD TODAY I WAS WATCHING IT IS A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF THE
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE WE SEE IT?
OR HOW DO WE SET IT UP >> SO I HAD SOME TIME OFF. AND RIGHT BELOW WHERE WE
WERE -- WHERE I WAS SORT OF STAYING, WHERE MY GREEN ROOM WAS, WAS THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE
COVE AND EARLIER IN THE -- THE SHOOT, IT WAS THIS PERFECTLY
CALM TURQUOISE LITTLE COVE THAT I COULD JUMP I ACTUALLY JUMPED OFF THIS
PLATFORM INTO THE WATER AND SWAM OVER TO THE BEACH AND WALKED BACK.
WELL, ABOUT A WEEK LATER, THIS PLACE WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOW LIKE -- THE
OCEAN WAS -- WAS REALLY TUMULTUOUS THAT DAY. AND THE WAVES WERE CRASHING
LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR. WELL, THIS ROGUE WAVE COMES UP AS I'M VIDEOTAPING THIS THING
AND LITERALLY WASHED ME ALMOST OVER THE EDGE OF THIS CLIFF. AND, YOU KNOW, THANKFULLY --
>> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY >> THANKFULLY THERE'S THIS
RAZOR SHARP CORAL THAT'S THERE THAT HELD ME UP BUT IT -- IT TURNED ME INTO HAMBURGER ON
MANY PARTS OF MY BODY AFTERWARDS BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEAR
DEATH EXPERIENCES IN MY LIFE FOR SURE >> Jimmy: I'M ONLY LAUGHING
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY BUT -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THIS VIDEO IT IS -- IT'S JUST -- I COULD
SEE YOU -- I COULD SEE YOU FILMING AND IT WAS JUST A DISASTER
WATCH THIS
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOT. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THE SHOT -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SKY, IT'S LIKE WOW DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!
YOU GOT ROCKED >> I CANNOT BELIEVE MY PHONE SURVIVED THAT.
>> Jimmy: ME, NEITHER. >> I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW. AND I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE SHOWN THAT TO BECAUSE IF I HAD SHOWN IT TO LIONSGATE WHEN WE
WERE SHOOTING IT, THEY WOULD'VE -- I DON'T KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE KICKED ME OFF THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HAPPY THAT
YOU SAVED IT FOR OUR SHOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I APPRECIATE IT.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NETFLIX SERIES, "JUPITER'S LEGACY."
THIS IS A BIG SUPERHERO SERIES CAN YOU SET IT UP FOR US >> YEAH.
IT'S A -- IT'S A SCRIPT THAT I READ ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
LORENZO di BONAVENTURA SENT IT TO ME. AND I JUST LOVED THE -- I LOVED
MORE -- AS MUCH THE SUPERHERO ASPECT AS I DID THE FAMILY ASPECT OF IT
AND IT'S REALLY AN EXAMINATION OF THE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THESE
PEOPLE AND THERE'S AN ORIGINS STORY THAT STARTS IN THE LATE -- IN
THE EARLY 30s THAT GOES. AND THEN, WE JUMP BACK AND FORTH TO PRESENT TIME SO YOU
SORT OF SEE HOW THEY BECAME WHO THEY ARE AND THEN, WHAT THE
REPERCUSSIONS OF THAT ARE 90 YEARS LATER AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, THIS GUY
CAN FLY AROUND THE WORLD IN 12 SECONDS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF HIS EYEBALLS BUT
HE CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I FIND THAT TO BE FASCINATING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU DO PLAY -- YOU GO ALL OVER THE PLACE. HERE'S YOU AT THE AGE OF
120 YEARS OLD THAT YOU PLAY. >> YEAH. OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S A MUSCLE
SUIT THERE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, JIMMY, BUT I DON'T NORMALLY
LOOK THAT MUSCULAR IN REAL LIFE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR MUSCLES IN THIS COSTUME.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE I'M WRONG. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> BUT YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE MAKE-UP AND THE PROSTHETICS AND THE WIG AND THE BEARD, AND
THEN, THAT MUSCLE SUIT AND THE CAPE AND THE SUIT AND ALL THAT STUFF.
YOU'VE REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IT. LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
90 YEARS OF BATTLES. AND I'M VERY PROUD OF THE SERIES
I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP, IT'S GREAT HERE'S JOSH DUHAMEL IN
"JUPITER'S LEGACY. TAKE A LOOK.
COULD HAVE DONE. >> HE TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT. >> DOES THAT LOOK EASY TO YOU?
>> SHELDON >> GO. YOU WAIT FOR ME AT THE UNION
I'LL CONTACT THE SUPER MAX I WANT TO KNOW HOW BLACKSTAR GOT OUT.
>> ON IT >> YOU OKAY? >> NO.
>> OUR SON TOOK A LIFE AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE TAUGHT HIM, HE BROKE THE CODE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOSH DUHAMEL "JUPITER'S LEGACY" PREMIERES
THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HER COMEDY ALBUM "YELL JOY"
AVAILABLE ON JUNETEENTH. AND IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW.
MAKING HER "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> WHOO! LET'S GO HOW YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN A YEAR OF FIRSTS
FOR ME I MOVED IN WITH MY BOYFRIEND LAST YEAR WHICH I DIDN'T THINK
WOULD HAPPEN 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR MEN SPEAK [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH I'M HETERO, BUT TRUST, IT'S
AGAINST MY WILL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RELIGIOUS FANATICS SAY IT'S
A CHOICE I WISH IT WAS. I WOULD CHOOSE WOMEN RIGHT NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DOUBLE THEIR WARDROBE?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, ME AND MY GUY GOT
TOGETHER MARCH 1st OF 2020 YEAH DO THAT MATH
[ LAUGHTER ] WE WENT FROM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE, TO MARRIED AND READY
TO MURDER. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
THREE MONTHS IN, HE LOOKED ME IN MY EYES AND HE WAS LIKE, "JOYELLE, I LOVE YOU."
AND I LOOKED HIM BACK AND I SAID, "WE NEED A COUPLES THERAPIST, STAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I EVENTUALLY SAID "I LOVE YOU" BUT PRIORITIES, YOU KNOW
AND PEOPLE WERE JUDGING ME THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU JUST GOT TOGETHER
WHY YOU NEED A COUPLES THERAPIST? I WAS LIKE, "OH, JUST ONE
LITTLE REASON. IT'S A TINY REASON WE IN AN INTERRACIAL
RELATIONSHIP DURING A PANDEMIC RACE WAR THAT'S ALL."
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] JUST A LITTLE THING.
AND I TELL EVERYBODY, GET YOU A COUPLES THERAPIST. OKAY
IT'S LIKE HIRING A PARENT FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE GET INTO ARGUMENTS. I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M TELLING ON FRIDAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AT 6:00 P.M. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WANTED SOMEBODY, YOU
KNOW, THAT COULD RELATE TO BOTH OF US. MY BOYFRIEND'S HALF WHITE, HALF
ASIAN. I'M BLACK. SO I FOUND SOMEBODY THAT'S HALF
WHITE, HALF BLACK SO HE COULD RELATE TO BOTH OF US RACIALLY. YOU KNOW
AND A MAN, SO HE COULD RELATE TO HIM NEVER FEELING A NEED TO CLEAN THE STOVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I HAVE A.D.D., SO FOR LIKE THE FIRST TWO SESSIONS, I
WASN'T EVEN CONCENTRATING 'CAUSE I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OF HIS
PARENTS WAS THE BLACK ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
I'M HAPPY TO REPORT, I GOT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, BECAUSE ANY TIME ONE OF US SAID
SOMETHING SAD, HE'LL JUST BE LIKE, "MMM, MMM, MMM." [ LAUGHTER ]
SURVEY SAYS, BLACK MAMA. THAT'S WHAT THAT SAYS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE RECENTLY HAD HIS FIRST BABY WHICH IS GREAT IF IT'S ANYBODY
EXCEPT YOUR COUPLES THERAPIST. 'CAUSE HOMIE HAD THE NERVE TO TAKE THREE WEEKS OFF
WHAT IT'S LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR KIDS
OKAY DON'T NOBODY CARE ABOUT THIS NEW BABY
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE US UNATTENDED IN THIS APARTMENT WITH ALL TYPES OF CLEANING
PRODUCTS, SHARP OBJECTS AND DADDY ISSUES LYING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE SO SELFISH." AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER BE
ABLE TO LIVE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. SO I WAS LIKE, "I NEED
PRACTICE," YOU KNOW. SO I GOT A MALE ROOMMATE LIKE 2019.
'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I GOTTA PRACTICE." I WAS WORKING ON MY NAGGING AND
MY PASSIVE AGGRESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] YES.
YOU KNOW SO I GOT A 23-YEAR-OLD MALE ROOMMATE
SO BASICALLY, I WAS HOUSE BREAKING A PUPPY [ LAUGHTER ]
I RESCUED HIM RIGHT ON TIME. IT WAS LIKE I WAS TRYING NOT TO YELL AT A GROWN MAN PAYING RENT
BUT IT WAS LIKE I WAS TALKING TO A DOG I'M YELLING AT HIM LIKE, "GET
DOWN OFF THE COUCH LIKE THAT DOWN, BOY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
TAKE THAT CHOCOLATE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DID YOU PEE ON THE FLOOR?"
HE DID [ LAUGHTER ] THE TOILET WAS RIGHT THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE PEED ON THE FLOOR, I ROLLED UP A NEWSPAPER AND I
SMACKED HIM ON THE NOSE WITH IT [ APPLAUSE ]
BUT HE'S 23, IT JUST CONFUSED HIM. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A
A NEWSPAPER IS [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE
ME THAT ANNOYED ME THE MOST [ LAUGHTER ]
I WOULD COME HOME JUST, YOU KNOW, MAD FROM THE DAY HE'D JUST BE BRIGHT EYED,
WAGGING HIS BUSHY LITTLE TAIL, SHOVING HIS PHONE IN MY FACE LIKE, "YOU WANT TO SEE THIS
MEME?" [ LAUGHTER ] NO
I GOT BLUE TOILET WATER, BOY I'M GROWN. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MEME I WANT TO SEE YOU STOP DRINKING
SHOWER BEERS I WANT TO SEE YOU BUY TWO-PLY TOILET PAPER 'CAUSE YOU LIVE
WITH A LADY. AND I WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF 'CAUSE HE WAS HOT.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I LET HIM STAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH MY GOD, THE ROOTS A MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY. THANK YOU.
MY NAME IS JOYELLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, PAL
"YELL JOY" IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT JESSICA ALBA AND MARC MARON WILL BE HERE
AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM SECH MY THANKS TO CHANNING TATUM, JOSH DUHAMEL
JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FANTASTIC. AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *