>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - VINCE VAUGHN
AIDY BRYANT, MUSICAL GUEST GIRL IN RED, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1454 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY WOW. PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT
THERE WAS A WAVE GOING ON AT ONE POINT. SOMEONE STARTED A WAVE
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL GUYS, HERE'S SOMETHING POSITIVE TO KICK THINGS OFF.
A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT ALMOST TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS ARE FEELING OPTIMISTIC AFTER
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. OF COURSE, THEY'RE FEELING GOOD
WE HAVE VACCINES IN OUR ARMS, STIMULUS CHECKS IN OUR POCKETS AND HOT SAUCE IN OUR GOLDFISH.
COME ON, THINGS ARE -- >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 64% ARE FEELING OPTIMISTIC WHILE THE OTHER 36% HAD A ROUGH
WEEKEND AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY. [ LAUGHTER ] ACCORDING TO POLLS, THE LAST
TIME WE WERE CLOSE TO BEING THIS OPTIMISTIC WAS 2006 [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
I'M NOT SURPRISED. THAT WAS WHEN TOM HANKS BROUGHT BACK THE MULLET.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, AS PANDEMIC
RESTRICTIONS EASE AND THE VACCINE ROLLOUT CONTINUES, MAJOR COMPANIES LIKE DOMINO'S
ARE NOW STRUGGLING TO HIRE ENOUGH EMPLOYEES YEAH, YOU CAN TELL DOMINO'S IS
DESPERATE. EARLIER TODAY, THEY ORDERED PAPA JOHN'S AND KIDNAPPED THE
DRIVER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOOD >> Steve: THAT IS DESPERATE.
>> Jimmy: I WAS TOLD THAT LOWE'S IS LOOKING TO HIRE 50,000 EMPLOYEES WHILE HOME
DEPOT IS LOOKING TO DOUBLE THE EMPLOYEES ON THE FLOOR TO TWO. [ LAUGHTER ]
HELLO? HELLO? [ APPLAUSE ]
ANYONE, ANYONE, ANYONE USE YOUR APP ECHO, ECHO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I NEED A NAIL. >> Jimmy: WHAT AISLE IS
SCREWDRIVERS IS IN >> Steve: BAY 16 >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN HERE FOR
FOUR DAYS, DAYS, DAYS. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DO I GET OUT, OUT, OUT
>> Steve: NOW IT'S MY HOME >> Jimmy: I BUILT A HOME IN HOME DEPOT
[ LAUGHTER ] ONE PLACE THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO NEED SOME
WORKERS IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST WHITE CASTLE [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
IT JUST OPENED, YEAH, IT JUST OPENED TODAY IN ORLANDO AND THERE WAS A BIT OF A LINE.
WATCH THIS LOOK AT THIS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL PEOPLE WAITING. IT'S A MILE LONG
YEAH OKAY, WOW. AND YOU KNOW AFTER HOURS IN
THAT LINE, SOMEONE IS STILL GOING TO GET TO THE WINDOW AND NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE, SO -- >> Steve: WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW ONE GUY WAS CALLING HIS WIFE I KNOW HE MISSED THE BIRTH,
BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] HE'LL BE PSYCHED WHEN I SHOW UP
WITH A COUPLE OF THESE STEAMED BURGERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I ATE THEM ALL >> Jimmy: SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS
AFTER BIDEN CRITICIZED NORTH KOREA IN HIS JOINT ADDRESS LAST WEEK, THE COUNTRY
IS WARNING THAT THE U.S. WILL FACE A CRISIS BEYOND CONTROL IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE SCARY TO HEAR IF WE WEREN'T ALREADY LIVING IN A CRISIS BEYOND OUR
CONTROL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M NOT WORRIED.
NORTH KOREA'S THREATS ARE A LOT LIKE THE CICADAS THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP, MAKE
A LOT OF ANNOYING NOISE, AND THEN YOU JUST GO BACK TO FORGETTING ABOUT THEM.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME BUSINESS NEWS I READ THAT VERIZON IS SELLING
YAHOO! AND AOL FOR $5 BILLION. THE DEAL IS ALREADY BEING CALLED THE MOST SUCCESSFUL TECH
SALE OF 1999 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW VERIZON
OWNED YAHOO! AND AOL THAT'S LIKE FINDING OUT APPLE OWNS RADIO SHACK
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY, THE
DEAL -- THE DEAL ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN UNTIL VERIZON THREW IN A CD-ROM WITH 100 FREE HOURS OF
AOL. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
IT WAS TELLING WHEN THE EMAIL OF THE NEWS TO THE HEADS OF YAHOO! AND AOL AND THEY BOTH
HAD GMAIL ADDRESSES. I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PAID $5 BILLION FOR AOL, THEN -
>> YOU GOT - >> Jimmy: SCAMMED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I HEARD THAT GERBER IS SEARCHING FOR A
A NEW SPOKESBABY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME GERBER STARTED LOOKING FOR A NEW BABY I MEAN, THE COMMERCIALS WERE
GETTING A LITTLE WEIRD
COUNT ON
BECAUSE HERE AT GERBER, WE PROVIDE ONLY THE BEST FOR YOUR CHILDREN
GERBER BABIES ARE OUR BUSINESS. >> GOO GOO GA GA
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
>> Steve: GOO GOO GA GA? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: SMOKING? >> Jimmy: AND THIS HAS BEEN GOING VIRAL HERE
A STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE TWEETED OUT A PHOTO OF A CUSTOMER'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED ORDER.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THAT ORDER
OH, MY GOSH. THEN EDWARD LEFT STARBUCKS AND HELD UP THE LINE AT THE WORLD'S
LARGEST WHITE CASTLE [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, WE ALL KNOW THE
WORLD CAN FEEL OVERWHELMING SOMETIMES, BUT IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SOME PERSPECTIVE.
SO WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL A A LITTLE BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF
THAT'S WHY IT'S TIME FOR, "HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT GUY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS A TREE FELL ON THIS
PORT-A-POTTY WHILE A MAN WAS INSIDE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY, EVERYBODY. HAPPY MONDAY
WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD.
WHAT A CROWD TONIGHT, BY THE WAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOLY MOLY! >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. ANDREW GARFIELD WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHANNING TATUM WILL BE HERE.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JESSICA BEAL
>> Steve: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JESSICA ALBA
>> Steve: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, WHAT
A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MOVIE "NORTH HOLLYWOOD," VINCE VAUGHN IS
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU GET A BETTER DUDE THAN
VINCE VAUGHN HE'S JUST FUNNY. HE'S JUST -- HE'S GOT
EVERYTHING, THAT GUY HE'S GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE I LOVE HIM
PLUS JOINING US IN STUDIO -- >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" AND THE HULU SERIES "SHRILL. AIDY BRYANT IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: SHE HAS A GREAT --
>> Steve: SHE'S A DELIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS
OH MY GOODNESS WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT FROM GIRL IN RED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: GIRL IN RED, TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY GUYS, MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING UP AND WE WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL IN HONOR OF THAT SO WE TEAMED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO
CELEBRATE FIVE SUPER MOMS THIS WEEK SO WE ASKED PEOPLE TO NOMINATE
AN EPIC MOM IN THEIR LIFE, AN AMAZING PERSON WHO HAS GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND THIS PAST
YEAR WHETHER IT'S JUGGLING JOBS OR VOLUNTEERING OR WORKING ON THE
FRONT LINES OR ANYTHING ELSE ALL WHILE BEING A MOM. WHICH IS JUST A HARD JOB IN
ITSELF WE SET UP VIDEO INTERVIEWS WITH THE MOMS
WE TOLD THEM IT WAS FOR NBC'S INSTAGRAM. BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL THEM IS
THAT I WOULD CALL THEM ON MY NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY S21 ULTRA 5G PHONE AND SURPRISE THEM WITH
SOMETHING TO MAKE THEIR MOTHER'S DAY A LITTLE BRIGHTER YEAH
OUR FIRST MOM IS ASHLEY TUVALU FROM MESA, ARIZONA SHE WAS NOMINATED BY HER MOTHER
CARA CHECK IT OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO SUPER MOM SURPRISE *
>> HI. MY NAME IS CARA AND MY DAUGHTER ASHLEY A SUPER MOM
SHE'S SO PATIENT SHE'S GOT THE THREE LITTLE BOYS ALL UNDER FIVE, WHICH IS A
A HANDFUL. AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC, SHE UNFORTUNATELY WAS
LAID OFF FROM HER JOB AND PICKED UP ANOTHER JOB WORKING ONLINE FROM HOME
THEY HAD BEEN SAVING FOR A A HOUSE. HAD TO PUT THAT ON HOLD AS
WELL SO WE'RE ALL UNDER ONE ROOF. SHE IS SO IN TUNE WITH EACH OF
THEM AND EACH OF THEIR INDIVIDUAL NEEDS AND KEEPING THEM SAFE,
KEEPING THEM HAPPY, MAKING THEM SMART, AND PUTTING GOOD PEOPLE BACK IN THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: ASHLEY ASHLEY >> YES
>> Jimmy: OH I'M SORRY. LET ME TURN MY VIDEO CAMERA ON
I'M SORRY. HI >> THAT'S JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HI, IT'S JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING A SUPER MOM, AND ALSO, OUR FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG WANTED
TO THANK YOU AS WELL SO WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A A SAMSUNG GALAXY PACKAGE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, THIS IS EVERYTHING IT'S GOT THE WATCH, AND YOU GET
THE TABLET, YOU GET THE EAR BUDS >> WHAT!
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A SUPER MOM >> THANKS, JIMMY
JIMMY SAID MY NAME >> Jimmy: OH, ASHLEY, WE HAVE ONE MORE THING THAT SAMSUNG
WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU AS WELL WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $25,000.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOLY SNIKEYS! >> Jimmy: HOLY SNIKEYS
>> YOU ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOUSE? THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM LOVES YOU AND WE ALL LOVE YOU. HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY
>> WE LOVE YOU, JIMMY. >> THANK YOU OH, MY GOSH!
HOLY COW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AMAZING.
THANK YOU TO ASHLEY AND CARA, SAMSUNG AND ALL THE SUPER MOMS OUT THERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS, IT'S TIME TO COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE
TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
NUMBER 3, WE'VE GOT "PEACHES" BY JUSTIN BIEBER IT'S A GREAT ONE
AT NUMBER 2, WE HAVE "LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN" BY SILK SONIC AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER 1,
IT'S "RAP STAR" BY POLO G. AND THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS.
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS
* BOTTOM OF THE CHART BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP AT NUMBER 94 WE'VE GOT NELLY'S "COUNTRY
GRAMMAR" SUNG BY FRAZIER'S KELSEY GRAMMER >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT HE DID A VERSION OF THAT SONG
>> Steve: YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER. DO WE HAVE A COPY OF IT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH WE HAVE A CLIP OF IT LET'S HEAR IT.
* I'M GOING DOWN DOWN BAB OLD SCHOOL ON A RANGE ROVE BOOM, BOOM BAB
READY TO LET IT GO * * SHIMMY SHIMMY COCOA PUFF
LISTEN TO ME ROZ TOSSED SALAD * * AND SCRAMBLED EGG
REALLY NILES COME ON * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, HE SOUNDED A LITTLE AGGRAVATED. >> Steve: HE SOUNDS MAD.
>> Jimmy: HE WAS TALKING TO ROZ. >> Steve: HE'S TALKING TO
ROZ -- >> Jimmy: HE WENT OFF SCRIPT A A LITTLE BIT, YEAH
NEXT UP AT NUMBER 95, WE, OF COURSE, HAVE "THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER" BY KE$HA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: KE$HA, REALLY? >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
SHE DID A VERSION OF IT. >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW. I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE A CLIP OF THIS ONE TOO. LET'S HEAR IT.
* OH SAY, CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGH WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILE
AT THE TWILIGHT'S * * LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPE
AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT * * O'ER THE RAMPARTS
WE WATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMIN AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE *
* THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THER
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR * * SPANGLED BANNER * >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
ACTUALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I NEVER HEARD THAT VERSION
>> Steve: I'M SURPRISED IT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHART. >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH
IT'S BEEN ON THE CHART FOR A A LONG TIME. >> Steve: PROBABLY LIKE
A THOUSAND WEEKS >> Jimmy: WHAT GOES UP - >> Steve: HAS GOT TO COME DOWN
>> Jimmy: COMING IN AT NUMBER 96. WE HAVE "ROCK A BYE BABY" BY -
[ CHEERS ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: BY DABABY.
>> Steve: DABABY, WOW. >> Jimmy: DABABY DID "ROCK A A BYE BABY."
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE DID LULLABIES. >> Steve: I DIDN'T EITHER.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * ROCK A BYE BABY
IN THE TREE TO THE WIND WILL BLOW THE CRADLE WILL ROCK
WHAT ABOUT BREAD * * THE CRADLE WILL FAL AND DOWN WILL COME BAB
DABABY CRADLE AND ALL * * ROCK A BYE BABY
IN THE TREETOP WHEN THE WIND BLOW THE CRADLE WILL ROCK *
* WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS THE CRADLE WILL FALL AND DOWN WILL COME BAB
CRADLE AND ALL * * YEAH YEAH ROCK A BYE BAB
DABABY YEAH YEAH YEAH* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WAIT, THERE'S MORE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
SQUEEZE ALL THOSE WORDS IN THAT ONE LINE >> Steve: HE SAID "DABABY" LIKE
20 TIMES >> Jimmy: NEXT UP AT NUMBER 7, WE'VE GOT "SHAGGY MAKES
A SMOOTHIE" BY SHAGGY. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY
SELF-EXPLANATORY, BUT LET'S CHECK THIS OUT * FIRST I BUY THE FRUIT
AND I CUT IT ALL U AND TAKE ALL THE FRUIT AND I PUT IT IN A CUP *
* THERE'S BANANAS SOME KIWIS AND STRAWBERRY JA AND I MIX IT ALL U
WITH SOME HONEY BAKED HAM * * AND I PUT I IN A BOTTLE MI
AND MAKE A BIG MES AND LOOK AT THE MESS * * AND I SAY
IT WASN'T ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO MUSIC TO THAT
>> Steve: IT'S JUST A CAPPELLA >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST A CAPPELLA >> Steve: YEAH, A CAPPELLA
SHAGGY, MAN. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: LIKE IN THE MYSTERY
VAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: HOW DOES SHAGGY DO
IT >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, HOW WOULD SHAGGY DO IT
>> Steve: I DON'T KNOW IT WASN'T ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I KNOW OH, THIS ONE IS INTERESTING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. AT 98, IT'S "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE
YOU" BY WHITNEY HOUSTON. APPARENTLY THIS IS AN EARLIER, SLIGHTLY LONGER VERSION OF THE
SONG >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: LET'S LISTEN TO CLIP
* I WISH YOU LOVE AND I * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW! I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT VERSION. >> Steve: WOW.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY I'S. >> Jimmy: BASE
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: NEXT AT 99, THERE IS "BUDDY HOLLY" BY WHEEZER
>> Steve: WAIT, WHEEZER? NOT WEEZER >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S WHEEZER WITH
AN "H. >> Steve: WHEEZER. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE
HEARD THIS ONE LET'S HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE * I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLL
AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOOR I DON'T CARE - [ WHEEZING ]
SAY ABOUT US ANYWAY * * I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT [ WHEEZING ]
[ COUGHING ] I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: THEY'RE WHEEZING >> Jimmy: THAT'S - >> Steve: THAT'S THE NAME --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HIS THING, YEAH >> Steve: HE DOES WEEZER COVERS
BUT HE WHEEZES >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT FINALLY COMING IN AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE CHART, UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S "DANCING IN THE DARK, IN THE DARK" BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "DANCING IN THE DARK IN THE DARK.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS HE WAS
RECORDING THIS VERSION OF "DANCING IN THE DARK" -- >> Steve: BUT WITH NO LIGHTS
>> Jimmy: NO, COMPLETELY IN THE DARK >> Steve: COMPLETELY DARK.
>> Jimmy: HE RECORDED THIS IN THE DARK >> Steve: REALLY
SO HE COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING? >> Jimmy: IT'S A NEW BOX SET OR SOMETHING.
>> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS
* I GET UP IN THE EVENING * AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY *
[ PLATES FALLING ] >> OUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
* IN THE MORNIN GO TO BED FEELIN THE SAME WAY *
>> OH! * THEN I GET TIRED * >> THAT ONE HURT
* THEN I'M JUST TIRED AND BORED OF MYSELF * [ CAT MEOWS LOUDLY ]
>> SORRY >> Jimmy: I HOPE HE'S OKAY >> Steve: HE'S WALKING AROUND
IN THE HOUSE, APPARENTLY, NOT A RECORDING STUDIO THERE'S A CAT.
>> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER, HE HAS A RECORDING STUDIO AT HIS HOUSE.
>> Steve: HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS. A MICROPHONE PROBABLY HOVERS
SILENTLY ABOVE HIM, FOLLOWS HIM. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A DRONE
MIC. >> Steve: YEAH, A DRONE MIC BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE HE
SPILLED SOME PLASTIC CUPS FIRST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEN SOME KIND OF SMALL STOOL. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS DANCING OR WALKING
>> Steve: I THINK IT WAS -- IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS WALKING. >> Jimmy: IT WAS DANGEROUS,
WHATEVER HE WAS DOING. >> Steve: YEAH, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST -
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS ON THE EDGE. HE'S ROCK AND ROLL, MAN.
YOU CAN'T TELL A ROCK 'N' ROLLER WHAT TO DO. >> Steve: YOU CAN'T TELL A BOSS
WHAT TO DO >> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE HE'S THE BOSS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL FOR "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS."
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH VINCE VAUGHN, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM SOON
IN THE MOVIE, "NORTH HOLLYWOOD. PLEASE WELCOME VINCE VAUGHN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. VINCE! >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
>> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS - >> CONGRATS ON BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO
>> Jimmy: AW, THANK YOU BUDDY. YEAH, WE'VE GOT AN AUDIENCE. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> IT'S AMAZING. LIKE SEEING A TERRIFIC DOLPHIN RELEASED BACK INTO THE OCEAN
IT'S NICE TO SEE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I DESCRIBE IT.
YEAH YOU WERE WITH US WHEN WE DID OUR SHOWS AT HOME AND THEN IN
THE OTHER STUDIO, AND NOW BACK IN OUR ORIGINAL "TONIGHT SHOW" WITH AN AUDIENCE
SO I APPRECIATE YOU BEING A FRIEND OF THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR HELPING US OUT,
BUDDY. >> YEAH, GREAT TO BE WITH YOU. YOU GLAD TO BE BACK?
>> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, TO BE HONEST,
THE FIRST SHOW WE CAME BACK I WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO EMOTIONAL, JUST COMING OUT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAUSE I WAS LIKE -- I WASN'T READY FOR IT.
I'M LIKE, "I GET TO TELL JOKES. BUT NOW IT'S THE GREATEST.
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO NORMAL, YOU KNOW
SO IT FEELS GOOD >> YEAH, FOR SURE. AND IT'S NICE TO HAVE A FEELING
ABOUT IT THAT YOU LIKE AND I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANKS
YEAH I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, DID YOU WATCH THE DERBY THIS WEEKEND
KENTUCKY DERBY >> YOU KNOW, I USUALLY ALWAYS WATCH THE DERBY.
I NEVER MISS IT. BUT THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF KIDS' SPORTS, I DID MISS THE DERBY
BUT I SAW THAT BOB BAFFERT, WHO'S A GREAT TRAINER, THAT HE HAD KIND OF A LONG SHOT THAT
WON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE
YEAH, I KNOW -- WHAT, DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE KIDS -- ARE THEY PLAYING BASEBALL OR
SOMETHING? >> YEAH. THERE WAS A BASEBALL GAME AND
A SOCCER GAME AND THERE WAS TRAVELING INVOLVED WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
FOR SOME REASON YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 35 MINUTES TO PLAY OTHER 9-YEAR-OLDS.
IT'S A CONFUSING PROCESS [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT I'M ON THE TRAIN AND IT'S NOT STOPPING, BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND >> Jimmy: AND OF COURSE, THEY'RE PLAYING PROBABLY TWO
DIFFERENT FIELDS AND DIFFERENT TIMES AND ALL THAT STUFF >> AND THEN YOU CAN'T FIND -- I
DON'T KNOW WHICH FIELD IS WHAT THERE'S A FIELD BEHIND THE FIELD AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT
THAT AND PEOPLE ARE IN TEARS AND YOU'RE LATE AND IT'S -- YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S ALL COMPLICATED BUT I'M GLAD WE'RE PLAYING
I'M GRATEFUL THE KIDS ARE BACK PLAYING SPORTS SO, NO COMPLAINTS.
NOW, DID YOU ENJOY THE DERBY WAS THAT AN EXCITING - WHAT HAPPENED THAT MADE THIS
MEMORABLE FOR YOU? >> Jimmy: I ENJOYED IT FOR ME, WATCHING HORSE RACING,
IT REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD. BECAUSE THAT WAS LIKE A TREAT FOR US TO GO TO LIKE A SMOKY
OTB WITH A BUNCH OF ALCOHOLICS, AND YOU JUST LET THE KIDS RUN FREE AND YEAH.
AND GRANDPA TOOK ME THERE, JUST BET ON HORSES, AND JUST GAMBLED, BUNCH OF PEOPLE
GAMBLING, SMOKING CIGARETTES >> I HAD THE SAME CHILDHOOD. IT WAS ARLINGTON PARK IN
CHICAGO. AND MY DAD WOULD ALWAYS TAKE ME, AND THERE WERE A GROUP OF
KIDS THAT WOULD PLAY TAG NEAR THE FINISH LINE. MY DAD WOULD LET ME PICK
HORSES SO THERE WOULD BE -- HE WOULD GIVE ME $2 A RACE
AND WHATEVER WE WON, WE WOULD SPLIT, IF I WON. AND IF I LOST, WE WERE EVEN, SO
I COULDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SET-UP BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST PICK
THE HORSES BY NAME AND EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU'D HIT A LONG SHOT
IT FELT LIKE A NICE DAY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT MY WORST
INVESTMENT EVER. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THIS >> NO.
PLEASE >> Jimmy: SO, THIS IS NOT THAT FAR LONG AGO
BUT ANYWAYS, I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," AND THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS ACTUALLY
MAKING REAL MONEY AND SOME GUY IN MY BUILDING SAID, "HEY, JIMMY, DO YOU WANT TO INVEST IN
A RACE HORSE?" AND I GO, "YES, OF COURSE. AND SO HE'S LIKE, "ALRIGHT,
I'LL GET YOU DETAILS LATER." AND I GO, "OH, MY GOD. I CALLED MY DAD AND MY MOM
I GO, "I'M GOING TO INVEST IN A RACE HORSE." I'M GOING TO OWN A HORSE
IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC AND IT WAS A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME
AND I CALLED MY BUSINESS MANAGER. HE SAID, "DO NOT DO THIS
THIS IS A DISASTER THIS A WASTE OF MONEY. DON'T EVEN DO THIS."
I GO, "NO, I'VE GOT TO DO IT I WAS RAISED I HAVE TO.
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE STABLES EVERY DAY. I'M GOING TO COMB IT
I'M GOING TO BRUSH ITS TEETH I DON'T CARE I'M GOING TO SAY, 'YOU ARE SEA
WARRIOR AND YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.'" AND SO, I CALLED MY FRIEND AFTER I MADE
THE INVESTMENT AND HE GOES -- I GO, "WHEN DO YOU NAME IT?
HE GOES, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALREADY NAMED YOU DON'T NAME THE HORSE
IT'S NAMED BY LIKE THE SIRE OF THE --" YOU KNOW, I GO, "OH, WHAT'S THE NAME OF OUR HORSE?"
HE GOES, "IT'S POCO BUENO. I GO, "POCO BUENO? I GO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
HE GOES, "IT MEANS LITTLE BIT GOOD." I GO, "WHO -- WHY DIDN'T WE GET
MUCHO BUENO? I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH BUENO
REGULAR BUENO. I GOT "POCO BUENO. AND I WENT TO OTB TO SEE HIS
DEBUT AND I PUT SOME MONEY ON HIM WITH MY FRIEND AND HE CAME IN LAST PLACE AND I
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE >> DID YOU PUT HIM IN A CLAIMING RACE OR WAS IT --
DID IT GET CLAIMED >> YEAH. IT WAS IN A REAL, ACTUAL RACE.
IT WAS IN THE GATE I KNOW THAT. >> YOU JUST PICTURE LIKE
WINNING THINGS AND -- IN THE CIRCLE AND CRYING AND DREAMS COMING TRUE.
BUT THE REALITY IS SOMEONE'S GOT TO FEED THE HORSE, AND THE HORSE HAS TO BE WASHED AND
THERE'S A LOT OF EXPENSES BEFORE "LITTLE GOOD -- LITTLE BIT GOOD" GETS A CHANCE TO
RACE "LITTLE BIT GOOD" NEEDS LOTS OF FOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH WHAT I HEARD, RIGHT NOW HE'S AN
UBER DRIVER. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES NOW.
>> BUT HE'S HAPPY, JIMMY HE'S HAPPY HE'S HAPPY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE RACING ANYMORE IT'S NOT HIS THING, YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT, "NORTH HOLLYWOOD." >> YES
>> THIS IS MIKEY ALFRED. >> MIKEY ALFRED. YEAH, I DID THIS MOVIE, I LIKE
THIS YOUNG FILMMAKER HE'S A YOUNG KID AND HE COMES FROM THE SKATEBOARD CULTURE AND
HE HAD LIKE A COMING OF AGE MOVIE AND I WAS JUST REALLY IMPRESSED WITH HIM
SO I SAID THAT I WOULD DO THE MOVIE. SO, I'M GLAD THAT I DID IT
IT'S A NICE LITTLE MOVIE THAT HE MADE. HE'S A FIRST TIME DIRECTOR
AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE SKATEBOARDING CULTURE THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING
>> Jimmy: IS IT ABOUT HIS LIFE >> IT IS IT'S SORT OF BASED ON HIS LIFE,
YES. IT'S SORT OF BASED ON HIS, KIND OF, GROWING UP SKATEBOARDING
AND MAKING A DECISION TO PURSUE THAT >> Jimmy: VINCE, I WANTED TO
ASK YOU -- YOU ACT IN A LOT OF MOVIES, YOU PRODUCE MOVIES AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
WOULD PLAY A GAME WITH ME THAT IS ABOUT - >> YES, I'LL PLAY A GAME AS
LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE INVESTING IN HORSES OR THINGS OF THAT NATURE
>> Jimmy: WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT OVER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. WE'LL DISCUSS.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GOOD
MORE WITH VINCE VAUGHN WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "FIVE SECOND SUMMARIES" AFTER THE
BREAK. COME ON BACK POCO BUENO
>> POCO BUENO! * >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, WELCOME
BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH VINCE VAUGHN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW. I HAD THIS IDEA FOR THIS GAME.
YOU'VE BEEN IN SO MANY GREAT MOVIES ALRIGHT?
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH FAN OF MOVIES THAT YOU CAN SUMMARIZE A MOVIE IN JUST
FIVE SECONDS IT'S TIME FOR "FIVE SECOND SUMMARIES.
HERE WE GO
* ONE TWO THREE
FOUR FIV SECOND SUMMARIES *
>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. WE'LL BE GIVEN THE NAME OF A
A MOVIE. IT'LL POP UP ON YOUR ZOOM SCREEN
>> YEP >> Jimmy: AND AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE TITLE IN YOUR PROMPTER,
YOU WILL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO DESCRIBE THE PLOT, THE BEST WAY YOU CAN, AND TRY TO MAKE ME
GUESS WHAT IT IS YOU CAN'T USE ANY WORDS IN THE TITLE, ACTORS' NAMES OR CATCH
PHRASES. YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD >> OKAY. YEAH, YEAH
LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE MY GUEST, VINCE, SO PLEASE, YOU'RE
UP FIRST LET'S PUT FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE MOVIE IN YOUR PROMPTER. AND WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> OKAY, GO. HAUNTED HOTEL, FAMILY, DAD CHOPS DOWN THE DOOR WITH AN
AXE. >> Jimmy: "AMITYVILLE HORROR?" OH, NO
[ BUZZER ] IT'S THE ONE WITH JACK NICHOLSON
"THE SHINING." [ DING ] "THE SHINING."
SORRY. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT
>> Jimmy: I'M ALLOWED TO SPEAK I'M ALLOWED TO ANSWER LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS.
>> THAT WAS A BROAD -- THAT WAS A BROAD DESCRIPTION IT COULD HAVE BEEN EITHER ONE.
IT WAS JUST A -- IT WAS JUST A -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. CAN I HAVE FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
OH, OKAY YEP. OKAY
READY? GO THERE'S A GUY LIVING IN HIS
BASEMENT [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ]
>> A GUY LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT I HAVE NO ANSWER FOR THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ANSWER FOR
IT THERE'S A GUY LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT
>> THERE'S A GUY, AND HE'S LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAPPENS TO BE A HOME FOR HIM.
THIS IS AN UNDER FIVE-SECOND DESCRIPTION OF A MOVIE THAT ONE MIGHT KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS CORRECT. >> AND THAT DESCRIPTION IS THAT
THERE'S A GENTLEMAN LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT THAT'S THE BEST DESCRIPTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE PREMISE THAT WE'RE WORKING WITH
WE HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I HOPE THAT THAT'S CLEAR TO
YOU. I WILL SAY, UM, ALTHOUGH HE WASN'T LIVING IN A BASEMENT,
BUT HE WAS SORT OF ISOLATED. I'LL SAY "BEING THERE," FOR THE BUZZ
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: SORRY. >> YEAH, THAT'S WRONG.
>> Jimmy: "PARASITE. >> "PARASITE." I SADLY NEVER SAW "PARASITE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THERE YOU GO
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S A TERRIFIC -- I BET IT'S A TERRIFIC DESCRIPTION, AND I'M
GOING TO TAKE THE FULL BLAME FOR "PARASITE" NOT BEING ANSWERED
>>Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I THINK - >> WELL NO, I AM, BECAUSE IF I WOULD HAVE SEEN "PARASITE --"
>> Jimmy: I JUST RUINED THE MOVIE FOR YOU I THINK. >> IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO
GET THAT CORRECT, AND YOU DESERVED BETTER, JIMMY I FEEL LIKE --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEE, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE
THAT'S THE KIND OF - HE GIVES, AND HE GIVES, AND HE GIVES.
>> GUESS WHAT? SOMETIMES YOU START SLOW, BUT IT'S NOT OVER.
TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY LET'S GO THREE SECONDS.
HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: WE'RE MAKING IT A LITTLE TIGHTER
THREE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK VINCE VAUGHN IS UP VINCE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
SAY "GO. >> GO. GIANT APE ROYALTY, FIGHTS GIANT
LIZARD >> Jimmy: GODZILLA VERSUS KONG [ BUZZER ]
[ DING ] WOW, THAT WAS SO FAST! >> THAT WAS RIGHT.
THIS IS THE COMEBACK THIS IS HOW WE SPELL REDEMPTION
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO I GOT THREE SECONDS FOR THIS
ONE? OH, NO, NO >> HOPEFULLY I'VE SEEN IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW >> HOPEFULLY I'VE SEEN IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY HERE WE GO >> HERE WE GO.
>> Jimmy: GO WHITE FISHERMAN'S SWEATER. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FISHERMAN'S SWEATER
>> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S THE SWEATER OF A A FISHERMAN, AND THE COLOR OF
THIS SWEATER HAPPENS TO BE WHITE. >> Jimmy: YEP.
KIND OF STOLE THE MOVIE A LITTLE BIT >> I THINK ONCE AGAIN YOU'VE
GIVEN A TERRIFIC, TERRIFIC, TERRIFIC - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> I THINK YOU GIVEN A A TERRIFIC -- BUT I'M AFRAID I
MAY NOT HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE I MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN MY LIBRARY READING BEN FRANKLIN'S
BIOGRAPHY. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT IF I SAID IT
WITH THIS ACCENT [ CHEERS ] >> THEN I WOULD THINK IT'S
PROBABLY THE BEST CLUE EVER GIVEN IF SOMEONE HAD SEEN THE MOVIE ONCE AGAIN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS NOW AN UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS CHRIS EVANS WAS WEARING THE SWEATER, AND
THE MOVIE WAS "KNIVES OUT. >> "KNIVES OUT." AND IT'S PROBABLY A FANTASTIC
MOVIE -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND UNDOUBTEDLY -- AND
UNDOUBTEDLY CHRIS EVAN'S DAZZLED IN THAT MOVIE. >> Jimmy: FINAL ROUND, WE'RE
GOING TO PUT ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK. >> FINAL ROUND
>> Jimmy: ONE SECOND YOU HAVE TO SUMMARIZE THE MOVIE IN ONE SECOND.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> GO. DATING, WINE, CALIFORNIA
>> Jimmy: DATING, WINE, CALIFORNIA DATING, WINE, CALIFORNIA
ALL RIGHT, SO IF I WAS DATING SOMEBODY - IT'S LIKE SONOMA -
>> YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT I LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: OH, IS IT, "EAT, PRAY, LOVE?" NO, DATING, NOPE
THAT WASN'T CALIFORNIA THAT WAS ITALY DATING, WINE, IS IT THE ONE
WITH PAUL GIAMONTE >> THAT'S CORRECT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> THAT'S CORRECT. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"SIDEWAYS. >> Jimmy: "SIDEWAYS! YES!
>> HAVE YOU SEEN "SIDEWAYS?" >>Jimmy: YES, I DID. I SAW "SIDEWAYS.
YES. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE ONE MORE SHOT AT -
>> WE HAVE ONE MORE SHOT AT BEING WHO WE ARE, WHICH IS A A TERRIFIC TANDEM.
LET'S GIVE IT A GO >> Jimmy: ONE SECOND ON THE CLOCK.
WE'VE GOT THIS I KNOW WE HAVE IT. >> THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
>> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS >> YES >> Jimmy: GO
MOUSE CHEF [ APPLAUSE ] >> MOUSE CHEF IS A LITTLE FILM
THAT WENT BY THE NAME OF "RATATOUILLE." >> Jimmy: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY THANKS TO VINCE VAUGHN.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
SHE ALSO PRODUCES, WRITES AND STARS IN THE SHOW "SHRILL. ALL EPISODES OF THE THIRD AND
FINAL SEASON WILL BE ON HULU THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
AIDY BRYANT!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD, RIGHT?
>> OH, SO NICE >> Jimmy: AIDY >> WOW, IT'S REALLY NICE TO
HAVE A CROWD >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AS A PERFORMER, IT'S EVERYTHING >> YOU NEED THEM
>> Jimmy: IT'S EVERYTHING. >> WE NEED YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE TOTALLY DO.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY
YOU'VE GOT A NEW SHOW THIS SATURDAY I'VE GOT TO SAY YOU'RE CRUSHING
IT THIS SEASON >> OH THANKS >> Jimmy: AND I WILL SAY THAT
MY FAVORITE THING, SO FAR, THAT YOU'RE DOING NOW, THIS NEW CHARACTER YOU'RE DOING,
TED CRUZ [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS WHEN HE CAME BACK FROM
CANCUN >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW YOU HAD A TED CRUZ IN YOU? AND WHAT -
>> I STILL AM AMAZED THAT I'M FINDING HIM EVERY DAY IN THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
NO I DIDN'T KNOW. AND ALSO -- YOU KNOW, NORMALLY,
LIKE SOMETIMES DURING THE WEEK YOU HAVE AN IDEA THAT AN IMPRESSION IS COMING UP, AND
HIM IN PARTICULAR, IT KIND OF SPRUNG UP ON US ON FRIDAY. AND SO SATURDAY MORNING, I WENT
IN AND THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU'RE TED CRUZ OKAY."
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, AND SO I JUST WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'LL PUT SOMETHING
TOGETHER." AND THEN I FELT LIKE, "OKAY, WELL, THAT'LL BE MY ONLY TIME I
DID TED CRUZ." AND THEN IT WAS WEEK AFTER WEEK
THEY WERE LIKE, "GET THE BEARD OUT. >> Jimmy: "GET THE BEARD BACK
OUT. PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR THE HITS TED CRUZ."
YEAH, EXACTLY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAUSE YOU'RE DOING
THAT AS WELL AS "SHRILL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH, BY THE WAY,
CONGRATULATIONS. IT COMES OUT ON FRIDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT -- ALL THE EPISODES ON FRIDAY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT FRIDAY IS ALSO YOUR BIRTHDAY, BY THE WAY. >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! >> YOU KNOW, YEAH. IT'S A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR ME
ON ONE DAY, I THINK. I'M SCARED THAT I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTERWARDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T PLAN THIS IF YOU PLANNED IT FOUR YEARS IN
ADVANCE. >> NO. NO, IT WAS NOT MY IDEA
I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT THEY JUST CHOSE THE DATE, AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY, WE DON'T CARE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS SEASON, I KNOW THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE YOU HAD TO LEARN THE ELECTRIC
SLIDE. >> YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS NOW, WHY DID IT BOTHER YOU
OR NOT BOTHER YOU, BUT WHY IS IT STILL IN YOUR BRAIN >> NO, I THINK IT BECAME A BIG
MOMENT FOR ME IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ELECTRIC SLIDE, DON'T YOU?
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. YEAH, WE ALL KNOW IT >> YOU'VE ALL BEEN TO A WEDDING
OR A BAR MITZVAH YOU KNOW THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> WELL, SO WE WROTE IT INTO THE SHOW IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY, THIS GIRLS
NIGHT OUT. THE FOUR GIRLS ARE GOING TO DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE."
AND THE DIRECTOR, CARRIE BROWNSTEIN WAS LIKE, "I THINK WE SHOULD GET
A CHOREOGRAPHER JUST SO YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY TIGHT AND ALL TOGETHER."
AND IN MY MIND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, LADY. WE DON'T NEED A CHOREOGRAPHER.
WE KNOW IT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE ELECTRIC SLIDE
>> AND SO THEY GOT THE CHOREOGRAPHER, AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THAT, LIKE, WHEN WE
WERE SUPPOSED TO REHEARSE, I HAD AN ISSUE WITH MY COSTUME SO THE OTHER GIRLS WENT AND
REHEARSED. AND THEN RIGHT WHEN I COULD JOIN THEM, THEY WERE DONE.
AND THEN IT WAS JUST ME, AND A A PROFESSIONAL CHOREOGRAPHER IN A HUGE ROOM.
AND IT WAS LIKE, DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND IT WAS THE MOST INTIMATE, RAW, NIGHTMARISH PANIC I'VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
AND SUDDENLY I FOUND MYSELF BEING LIKE, "WHAT IS THE GRAPEVINE?
WHAT IS A LITTLE SHIMMY? LIKE, I'M RAW TERROR LOOKING INTO THIS MAN'S EYES
>> Jimmy: I'VE DONE THIS A A MILLION TIMES. LIKE, "IS THIS THE ELECTRIC
SLIDE? >> SO THEN, I THINK BECAUSE OF THAT, HE WAS LIKE, "THIS WOMAN
DOESN'T KNOW THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. SHE NEEDS EXTRA HELP."
I WOULD SAY FOR 20 MINUTES, I QUIETLY DID THE ELECTRIC SLIDE FOR A PROFESSIONAL
CHOREOGRAPHER. PROBABLY TEN TIMES IN A ROW. SOLO ELECTRIC SLIDE.
IT WILL CHILL YOU TO YOUR -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT I SURVIVED
>> Jimmy: YOU SURVIVED >> IT LOOKED GREAT ON CAMERA OH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU FILMED THE SHOW IN AND AROUND PORTLAND GOSH
>> YEAH, IT'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: THAT'S A COOL PLACE. >> AND IT'S SUCH A COOL TOWN TO
EXPLORE, AND WE WENT ALL THESE AREAS AROUND IT. WE WENT TO THE BEACH
WE WENT TO THIS CATTLE RANCH WE SHOT ON. >> Jimmy: OH YEAH.
>> AND THERE'S LIKE A SCENE WHERE WE SHOT AT THIS FULL WORKING CATTLE RANCH
AND WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO WRITE IN THAT A CHILD ON AN ATV COMES, AND PICKS ME
UP AND TAKES ME ACROSS THE CATTLE RANCH BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT MEANT
ACTUALLY A CHILD WOULD DRIVE ME ON A ATV ACROSS A CATTLE RANCH >> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY HAVE A
A CLIP OF THE SCENE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. HERE'S AIDY BRYANT IN THE NEW
SEASON OF "SHRILL" ON HULU, TAKE A LOOK.
>> HI. I'M HERE TO MEET CLARA PICKETT OKAY
SORRY, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE OF THESE, SO I'M GOING TO GRAB ON THERE
OKAY JUST GIVE ME ONE OF THESE. OKAY
IS IT OKAY IF I PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BACK HERE
LITTLE SUPPORT FROM A CHILD. OKAY WHOA
ALL RIGHT. SO I'M GOOD TO LEAVE MY CAR THERE?
I WILL OKAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON -- >> COME ON
>> Jimmy: HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY AIDY BRYANT, EVERYBODY ALL EPISODES OF THE THIRD AND
FINAL SEASON OF "SHRILL" WILL BE ON HULU THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM GIRL IN RED STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT,
PERFORMING "SEROTONIN" FROM HER ALBUM, "IF I COULD MAKE IT GO QUIET," HERE IS GIRL IN RED.
* I'M RUNNING LOW
ON SEROTONIN CHEMICAL IMBALANCE GOT ME TWISTING THINGS *
* STABILIZE WITH MEDICINE BUT THERE'S NO DEPTH TO THESE FEELINGS *
* DIG DEEP, CAN'T HID FROM THE CORNERS OF MY MIN I'M TERRIFIE
OF WHAT'S INSIDE * * I GET INTRUSIVE THOUGHT LIKE CUTTING MY HANDS OFF *
* LIKE JUMPIN IN FRONT OF A BU LIKE HOW D
I MAKE THIS STOP * * WHEN IT FEELS LIK MY THERAPIST HATES M
PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO CRAZY * * PUT ME IN A
FIELD WITH DAISIES MIGHT NOT WORK BUT I'LL TAKE A MAYBE *
* OH BEEN BREAKING DAIL BUT ONLY ME CAN SAVE M SO I'M CAPITULATIN
CRYING LIKE A BABY * * I DON'T WANNA MISS IT BA-D
I DON'T WANNA BE SICK AH-DA * * I DON'T
LA-BA-DEH-DEH-BA-DEH DA-DA-DA-BRRRRAH-LA-DA-DA * * I'M RUNNING
LOW ON SEROTONIN CHEMICAL IMBALANCE GOT ME TWISTING THINGS *
* STABILIZE WITH MEDICINE BUT THERE'S NO DEPTH TO THESE FEELINGS *
* DIG DEEP, CAN'T HID FROM THE CORNERS OF MY MIND *
* I'M TERRIFIED OF WHAT'S INSIDE * * I GET INTRUSIVE THOUGHT
LIKE BURNING MY HAIR OFF * * LIKE HURTIN SOMEBODY I LOV
LIKE DOES IT EVER REALLY STOP * * WHEN THERE'S CONTRO
I LOSE I INCREDIBLY IMPULSIVE * * SO SCARED I'M GONNA
END UP DOING SOMETHING STUPI BUT I TRY TO CONTAIN I OH, IT GETS SO DRAINING *
* IT'S LIKE M HEART IS FAILING EVERY NIGH
I'M CONTEMPLATING * * MY INNER VOICES SAYING, TOUG
SO I TRY TO BRUSH IT OFF YEAH, TRY TO BRUSH IT OFF * * I'M RUNNING LOW
ON SEROTONIN CHEMICAL IMBALANCE GOT ME TWISTING THINGS *
* STABILIZE WITH MEDICINE BUT THERE'S NO DEPTH TO THESE FEELINGS *
* DIG DEEP, CAN'T HID FROM THE CORNERS OF MY MIN I'M TERRIFIE
OF WHAT'S INSIDE * * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. ANDREW GARFIELD AND THE CAST OF
"GIRLS5EVA" WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM
THOMAS RHETT MY THANKS TO VINCE VAUGHN, AIDY BRYANT, GIRL IN RED, ONCE
AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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