1 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,577 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:17,550 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:21,154 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JAMES SPADER 4 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,558 ABBI JACOBSON, MUSICAL GUEST BEACH BUNNY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:32,599 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1453 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:38,672 >> Questlove: 1453 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:47,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:47,380 --> 00:01:00,960 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,131 THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. IT'S A HOT CROWD WELCOME EVERYBODY, PLEASE HAVE 10 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:08,601 A SEAT WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:15,075 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE 12 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:19,746 THIS IS VERY EXCITING. TOMORROW ON NBC IS THE 147th KENTUCKY DERBY 13 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:24,351 [ CHEERS ] YEP, THE BIG RACE WILL FEATURE A BUNCH OF 3-YEAR-OLDS RUNNING 14 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:28,154 AROUND WHILE PEOPLE JUST WATCH AND GET DRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:31,891 IT'S LIKE THE SPORTS VERSION OF ZOOM KINDERGARTEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:37,230 THE CURRENT DERBY FAVORITE IS ESSENTIAL QUALITY. BUT THERE'S AN INTERESTING 17 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:42,802 HORSE NAMED SOUP AND SANDWICH THAT'S OWNED BY THE HEIRESS TO CAMPBELL'S SOUP. 18 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:48,875 [ AUDIENCE OOHS AND IT'S RUMORED THAT IF THE HORSE LOSES HE'LL BE - 19 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:52,746 [ LAUGHTER ] FED SOME HAY AND SAY, "LET'S GET THEM NEXT YEAR." 20 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:56,916 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A RALLY IN 21 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:01,187 GEORGIA AND AT THE END OF HIS SPEECH, HE INVITED A COUPLE SENATORS TO JOIN HIM ON STAGE, 22 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:04,357 BUT HE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE FINDING HIS MASK TO PUT BACK ON 23 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,292 ON WATCH HIM. YEAH, WATCH THIS 24 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:17,804 * 25 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:27,080 >> I'M LOOKING FOR MY MASK I'M IN TROUBLE * 26 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,716 >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW, THE PENTAGON IS LIKE, "MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE THE NUCLEAR CODES 27 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:33,353 TO JILL. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR JILL 28 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:37,157 THINKING, "IF I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE AND IT'S IN THIS MAN'S POCKET 29 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:41,094 I'M TELLING YOU -- 'JOE, CHECK YOUR POCKET.'" HONESTLY, HE'S NEVER BEEN MORE 30 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,097 RELATABLE TO EVERY MASK-WEARING AMERICAN THAN AT THAT VERY MOMENT 31 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,200 YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS DUMB THING ALL DAY, 32 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,271 DRIVING ME NUTS. THIS ONE WAS A TIGHT AND UNCOMFORTABLE ONE, TOO 33 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,974 WHERE IS IT? I LIKE HOW BIDEN TIMED FINDING THE MASK TO THE LYRICS OF THE 34 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,610 SONG DID YOU SEE THAT THAT'S NOT BAD 35 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:04,050 CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? * I FINALLY FOUND YOU * 36 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:11,691 >> Jimmy: "I FINALLY FOUND YOU. HE SHOULD HAVE MOON WALKED OFF 37 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:17,063 OR DO THE WORM OR SOMETHING. RIGHT? NAILED IT. 38 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:20,667 MEANWHILE, IN SOUTH CAROLINA, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE GAVE HIS FIRST 39 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,937 SPEECH SINCE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK IT 40 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:30,176 WAS THE START OF HIS CAMPAIGN FOR 2024 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:33,880 PENCE ACTUALLY HAS A GREAT CHANCE TO UNITE THE COUNTRY, BECAUSE BOTH BIDEN AND TRUMP 42 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:41,755 VOTERS CAN'T STAND HIM [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:45,925 I SEE ALREADY -- >> TOOK A WHILE. >> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS, THIS 44 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:50,096 IS VERY INTERESTING. I HEARD THAT DURING PENCE'S SPEECH ONLY 55 PEOPLE WATCHED 45 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:54,534 ON FACEBOOK LIVE [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 55 46 00:03:54,534 --> 00:04:00,774 NOT MILLION. OR 55,000. 55 PEOPLE. 47 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,377 HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHOSE VIRTUAL EVENTS HAVE A 10% CAPACITY 48 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:09,949 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS TODAY, 49 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:16,056 RUSSIA ANNOUNCED THAT THEY PRODUCED THE WORLD'S FIRST COVID VACCINE FOR ANIMALS. 50 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,059 WHICH MEANS PRETTY SOON WE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANIMALS POSTING THEIR VACCINATION CARDS 51 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:23,830 ON SOCIAL MEDIA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, RUSSIAN 52 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:28,068 SCIENTISTS WERE LIKE, "RELAX, RELAX. WE TEST ON PEOPLE FIRST. 53 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:34,441 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SURE RUSSIA'S ANIMAL VACCINE IS SAFE, THEY ACTUALLY 54 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:39,145 GAVE IT TO ONE OF THE HORSES IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY IT'S THE NUMBER 6 HORSE, 55 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:46,486 BORSCHT OR SANDWICH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON! 56 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:53,093 COME ON, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. BORSCHT OR SANDWICH. 57 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,329 >> Jimmy: BORSCHT OR SANDWICH. GET THIS, I SAW THAT POPE FRANCIS JUST ISSUED A LAW 58 00:04:56,329 --> 00:05:05,271 THAT SAYS VATICAN EMPLOYEES CAN'T ACCEPT ANY WORK-RELATED GIFTS MORE THAN $49. 59 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:10,643 WHEN ASKED WHY HE ISSUED THE LAW, POPE FRANCIS SAID - "BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. 60 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:17,183 [ LAUGHTER ] THE NEWS REALLY STUNG VATICAN EMPLOYEES ESPECIALLY WHEN THE 61 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:25,158 POPE LEFT THE ROOM ON A HOVER BOARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,461 THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE GIFTS OVER $49 AND NOW THAT THE CHURCH HAS 63 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:35,869 SETTLED THAT ISSUE, THERE ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE SCANDALS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:39,472 SOME BUSINESS NEWS I SAW THAT LAY'S IS RELEASING NEW POTATO CHIPS THAT ARE 65 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:44,411 DUSTED WITH COOL RANCH DORITOS FLAVORING. THEY'VE EVEN GOT A GREAT NAME 66 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:51,618 FOR THEM, "COOL RANCH DORITOS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT A MAN 67 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,421 IN THE PHILIPPINES HOLDS AN INTERESTING WORLD RECORD WATCH THIS 68 00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:01,561 PERCIVAL LUGUE, STARTED COLLECTING TOYS THAT CAME IN FAST FOOD MEALS WHEN HE WAS 69 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:06,599 FIVE 50 YEARS LATER, HE'S GOT ABOUT 20,000 OF THEM 70 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,202 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE HE'S LIVING INSIDE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CLAW MACHINE. 71 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:13,807 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE THAT GUY'S FAMILY HASN'T HAD A "HAPPY" MEAL IN 72 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,543 50 YEARS CLEAN IT UP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 73 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,478 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 74 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:38,965 * * >> Jimmy: BE SURE TO JOIN US 75 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,135 NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING UP. CHANNING TATUM WILL BE HERE. 76 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,605 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOVE CHANNING TATUM. 77 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,341 HE'S GOT A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK JESSICA ALBA WILL BE HERE IN STUDIO 78 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,311 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VINCE VAUGHN, I LOVE VINCE VAUGHN 79 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,147 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND ANDREW GARFIELD WILL ALL BE HERE 80 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GREAT WEEK. AND ALSO WE'RE PLANNING 81 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:00,920 SOMETHING REALLY FUN IN HONOR OF MOTHER'S DAY. WE'RE GONNA TEAM UP WITH OUR 82 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,292 FRIENDS AT SAMSUNG TO CELEBRATE SOME AMAZING MOMS OUT THERE -- EPIC MOMS THAT HAVE GONE ABOVE 83 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,130 AND BEYOND THIS PAST YEAR. WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL EVERY SINGLE NIGHT 84 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,166 NEXT WEEK, SO BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THAT, IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN SURPRISE 85 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:18,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 86 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,041 JOINING US IN STUDIO, ONE OF MY FAVORITES. HE'S REALLY ONE OF THE 87 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:25,412 GREATEST HE STARS IN THE NBC SERIES "THE BLACKLIST," JAMES SPADER IS 88 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:30,450 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES SPADER 89 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:35,121 >> Steve: RED! >> Jimmy: PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX ANIMATED FILM, 90 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,558 "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES," ABBI JACOBSON IS HERE 91 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:44,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM BEACH BUNNY. 92 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:50,070 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT WAS - 93 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,839 >> THERE YOU GO. HEY, WOW I'M ROLLER SKATING 94 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:58,211 >> Jimmy: I'M JUST GONNA DO LIKE A ROLLER SKATING TRICK, YOU KNOW, HOLDING HER DOG AND 95 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,613 SHE'S JUST SKATING LIKE THAT BUT I'M SORRY, THE ALBUM IS THIS 96 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,683 >> Steve: OH, I SEE. >> Jimmy: SHE'S TAKING A -- YEAH, AND A BUNNY -- 97 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,019 >> Steve: OH, SHE'S HOLDING A BUNNY. >> Jimmy: A BUNNY HOP. 98 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,054 WELL, IT'S BEACH BUNNY >> Steve: BEACH BUNNY. I SEE. 99 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,323 SO SHE'S ROLLER SKATING AT THE BEACH. NEVER SEEN IT, BUT LOVE IT 100 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,726 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN TO VENICE BEACH 101 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,261 >> Steve: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT THERE'S ROLLER BLADING, I THINK. 102 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,330 >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, I'M EXCITED, YOU KNOW WHY? 103 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,033 >> Steve: WHY IS THAT? >> Jimmy: BECAUSE WE'RE DOING OUR BARBECUE OFF AND I'M VERY 104 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:23,603 EXCITED ABOUT THIS ME VERSUS TARIQ. >> Steve: YEP. 105 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,039 >> Jimmy: TARIQ VERSUS ME, WHATEVER >> Tariq: YEAH, IT'S TARIQ 106 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,776 VERSUS YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN VERSUS MACHINE. 107 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,312 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO 108 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:36,116 IS FLIP THE WHOLE GRILL GAME ON ITS -- >> Tariq: I MEAN, IF IT'S GOING 109 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,753 TO BE ANYTHING LIKE OUR LAST COMPETITION -- >> Jimmy: NO, IT WON'T BE. 110 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,723 >> Tariq: THEY DEFINITELY GOING TO FLIP THE WHOLE GRILL. >> Jimmy: I DROPPED -- YES, I 111 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,793 DROPPED MY CAKE LAST TIME AND I RUINED THE CAKE. BIG DEAL 112 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:50,797 I'M NOT A BAKER. BUT I HAVE USED A GRILL BEFORE >> Steve: YOU HAVE 113 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:55,402 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND TARIQ WAS NOT MAKING FUN OF ME - 114 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,872 >> Steve: JIBING YOU >> Jimmy: RIBBING ME >> Steve: OH, NICE 115 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:03,710 >> Tariq: BARBECUE REFERENCE >> Jimmy: AND HE -- HE SAID, "YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE 116 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:09,482 COLE SLAW AND BEANS. THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO MAKE. MAYBE! 117 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:14,521 >> Tariq: I REALLY HOPE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, THOUGH, PLEASE. I'M WILLING IT TO BE 118 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:21,027 SO PLEASE DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I AM GOING TO DO 119 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,697 THAT >> Tariq: OKAY, COOL >> Jimmy: BUT THEY'RE JUST THE 120 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:27,367 SIDES TO THE MAIN ATTRACTION >> Questlove: I THOUGHT YOU JUST MEANT COLE SLAW AND BEANS 121 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,602 >> Tariq: OKAY, WHAT'S THE MAIN - >> Jimmy: BUT DON'T YOU ALWAYS 122 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,671 HAVE BEANS ALWAYS, RIGHT? AT A BARBECUE? 123 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:35,842 NO >> Tariq: WHAT'S THE PIECE DE LA RESISTANCE? 124 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,111 SEE, THAT'S WHERE -- I'M TALKING ABOUT AN AMERICAN BARBECUE 125 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:42,048 YOU'RE TALKING PIECE DE LA RESISTANCE I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT -- 126 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,517 >> Steve: YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT FRENCH FOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M NOT GOING 127 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,886 TO FRANCE TO BARBEQUE. I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE IN THE GREAT USA. 128 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:53,426 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: WHAT'S YOUR GRILL OF CHOICE 129 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,496 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T MATTER >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: DOESN'T MATTER TO ME, 130 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,065 YOU CAN GIVE ME GEORGE FOREMAN, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT >> Tariq: OKAY 131 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,067 DULY NOTED >> Jimmy: YOU CAN GIVE ME -- >> Steve: NINJA. 132 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,703 FOOD NINJA >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? >> Steve: NINJA. 133 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,905 FOOD NINJA >> Jimmy: FOOD NINJA DO THEY MAKE GRILLS? 134 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,974 >> Tariq: YEAH, THEY -- SURE >> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A -- 135 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,710 >> Steve: AIR FRYER. >> Jimmy: DA BABY. DOES HE WEAR GRILLS? 136 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,313 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T CARE WHAT GRILL YOU GIVE ME. 137 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,950 I CAN MAKE IT -- I DON'T CARE WHAT GRILL IT IS I'M SO EXCITED, THOUGH I 138 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,987 FIGURED IT OUT >> Steve: BEAR GRYLLIS >> Jimmy: BEAR GRYLLIS 139 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,257 I CAN MAKE THIS THING ON BEAR GRYLLS'S BACK [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,494 HE COULD BE TAKING A NAP, HE COULD BE HOLDING HIS BUNNY RABBIT, SITTING ON THE GROUND 141 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:31,364 THERE -- >> Tariq: WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GRYLLIS? 142 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,634 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DID HE SAY, "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GRYLLIS? 143 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,903 >> Jimmy: YEAH * DUDE, I DON'T THINK NO ONE HAS 144 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,873 EVER SAID -- HAS ANYONE EVERY SAID, "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GRYLLIS? 145 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,842 >> Steve: I THINK IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD, DUDE 146 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:47,414 I LIKE THAT. WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GRYLLIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:51,484 SSS TIP OF THE HAT >> Jimmy: GUYS, ALSO WE HAVE LATER IN THE SHOW, BRAND NEW 148 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,220 "THANK YOU NOTES." SO, IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG SHOW TONIGHT. 149 00:10:54,220 --> 00:11:01,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS I SAID EARLIER, THE KENTUCKY DERBY IS THIS SATURDAY 150 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:05,131 NOW USUALLY, THERE'S A HORSE THAT'S A CLEAR FAVORITE BUT NOT THIS YEAR. 151 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:08,668 IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT THE WINNER WELL, YOU GUYS ARE IN LUCK, 152 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,805 BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO PREDICTING THINGS, WE HAVE A A SECRET WEAPON, AND IT'S 153 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,108 PUPPIES. THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 154 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,345 IT'S TIME FOR THE PUPPY PREDICTORS -- 2021 KENTUCKY DERBY EDITION. 155 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:28,221 * PUPPY PREDICTOR PUPPY PREDICTORS * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE PUPPY 156 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:33,393 PREDICTORS -- 2021 KENTUCKY DERBY EDITION. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 157 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,964 WE HAVE 10 ADORABLE RESCUE PUPPIES FROM NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA, EACH 158 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:44,304 REPRESENTING ONE OF THE TOP TEN HORSES COMPETING IN SATURDAY'S BIG RACE AND ONE GIANT TROUGH 159 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:48,141 OF KIBBLE. WHICHEVER PUPPY CROSSES THE FINISH LINE AND REACHES THE 160 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:54,581 TROUGH FIRST WILL BE CROWNED THE KENTUCKY DERBY WINNER. NOW, LET'S MEET THE PUPPIES. 161 00:11:54,581 --> 00:12:00,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HI, EVERYBODY. 162 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:05,191 I KNOW, I SEE YOU. HI, BUDDY. HI 163 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,926 I SEE YOU. HI, CUTIE. HI, GUYS -- OH, MY 164 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,662 THEY'RE READY TO GO. ALL RIGHT, LINED UP AT THE STARTING GATE WE HAVE -- 165 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:16,136 TIGGER REPRESENTING ESSENTIAL QUALITY. WE HAVE MADDIE FOR ROCK YOUR 166 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:20,373 WORLD. WE HAVE REESE FOR KNOWN AGENDA WE HAVE ADDIE FOR HOT ROD 167 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:25,745 CHARLIE. WE HAVE DOROTHY FOR HIGHLY MOTIVATED. 168 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:32,085 DOROTHY, WAKE UP, DOROTHY. DOROTHY, GET READY, DOROTHY. DOROTHY, NOW'S THE TIME TO 169 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,555 SHINE, DOROTHY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:40,493 NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. SHE MADE A CHOICE EARLY ON 171 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:46,499 YEAH, NOPE WE HAVE DUNCAN FOR MANDALOUN WE HAVE KIRA FOR MEDINA SPIRIT 172 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:51,104 WE HAVE DELILAH FOR MIDNIGHT BOURBON. DELILAH. 173 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,141 OOH, LOOK AT SISSY LOOK AT SISSY READY TO GO FOR KING FURY. 174 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,645 HI, SISSY. AND FINALLY, WE HAVE TIGER REPRESENTING THE LONG SHOT, 175 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,915 DYNAMIC ONE. TIGER IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE FINISH LINE. 176 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,218 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW GUYS, BEFORE I RELEASE YOU, LISTEN UP, TIGER YOU AS WELL, 177 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:09,456 NO BUTT SNIFFING, NO CHEATING, OKAY LET'S MAKE THIS A FAIR RACE. 178 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,593 FIRST ONE TO THE TROUGH WINS, OKAY AND WINS THE KENTUCKY DERBY. 179 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,562 YOU GUYS GOT IT? ALL RIGHT, COOL. HERE WE GO 180 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:22,369 ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY * >> Jimmy: OKAY 181 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:30,977 RELEASE THE PUPPIES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, NO, THAT WAY 182 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,946 WE HAVE A WINNER [ DING ] [ DING ] 183 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,082 HI, BUDDY. I KNOW OKAY, I KNOW 184 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,650 HI, BUDDY. OH, GOSH WOW. 185 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,087 ARE YOU KIDDING? HOW CUTE IS THAT I KNOW, YOU DIDN'T WIN, BUT 186 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,090 GOSH, YOU'RE CUTE. ALL RIGHT, GO OVER TO HIGGINS. THERE'S THE WINNER RIGHT HERE. 187 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,093 OH, MY GOODNESS, I HATE TO BRING YOU AWAY FROM THE FOOD THERE, BUDDY 188 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,796 THERE YOU GO ALL RIGHT, COME ON UP HERE, BUDDY. 189 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,500 ESSENTIAL QUALITY IS THE WINNER OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY, EVERYBODY. 190 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,971 LOOK AT THIS GUY OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH IF YOU'D LIKE TO ADOPT ONE OF 191 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:02,575 THESE PUPPIES, GO TO ANIMALLEAGUE.ORG HE'S SO WARM AND CUTE. 192 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,878 ENJOY THE RACE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 193 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,715 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY GO, GO, GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:28,668 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S 195 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,538 USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, 196 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:37,310 RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 197 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,612 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND I JUST WONDERED IF YOU GUYS 198 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,281 WOULDN'T MIND, I JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW 199 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:46,586 IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 200 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:51,091 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 201 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:59,265 SOMETHING DIFFERENT. * [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,134 >> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A LEVEL OF MARIO BROTHERS, WHERE HE'S 203 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:08,108 IN LIKE A DREAMLAND. LET'S GO TO THE OTHER ONE. I LIKE THE OTHER ONE BETTER. 204 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:15,048 * >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,716 THANK YOU, CDC LOOSENING RESTRICTIONS FOR VACCINATED AMERICANS, FOR REINTRODUCING 206 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:28,795 THE WORLD TO THE BIZARRE AND ELUSIVE CONCEPT KNOWN AS MAKING PLANS. 207 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:33,600 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, BERNIE SANDERS 208 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,970 GREETING JOE BIDEN AT HIS SPEECH TO CONGRESS, FOR BEING THE FIRST FIST BUMP IN HISTORY 209 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:44,077 WHERE YOU HEAR TEN KNUCKLES CRACK AT ONCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:50,750 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: MY HAND. MY HAND FELL OFF 211 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:57,424 >> Jimmy: HERE, TAKE MINE. [ LAUGHTER ] * 212 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:03,530 THANK YOU, THE KENTUCKY DERBY, FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT NASCAR WOULD LOOK LIKE IN 1896. 213 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:10,203 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: HURDLE BY A STRETCH. >> Jimmy: AND THE WINNER IS 214 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,807 BEETLEBAUM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 215 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,210 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MINT JULEPS, FOR BEING THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO EATING A SALAD IN 216 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:24,751 THE LAST THREE MONTHS. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: MINTY. 217 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,687 TO YOUR HEALTH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NUMBER ONE 218 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:32,826 NFL DRAFT PICK TREVOR LAWRENCE, FOR BEING THE FIRST QUARTERBACK TO GET AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL FROM 219 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:43,269 BOTH NIKE AND GARNIER FRUCTIS. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: I WON. 220 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:47,707 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LOX, FOR TRICKING ME INTO EATING SUSHI 221 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:55,915 AT 9:00 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 222 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,884 >> Steve: I'M GLAD YOU THANKED LOX. * 223 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,719 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, U.S. CENSUS, FOR BEING THE GOVERNMENT'S VERSION OF A NOSEY 224 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:06,026 NEIGHBOR [ LAUGHTER ] HE LIVES WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE? 225 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,663 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY I JUST DON'T SEE THAT MANY CARS 226 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:15,235 THERE. INTERESTING. * 227 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,303 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE CENSUS BUREAU FOR SOUNDING LIKE AN '80s NEW WAVE BAND THAT NEVER 228 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:24,210 QUITE HIT IT BIG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE THE CENSUS BUREAU. 229 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:28,682 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS OUR FIRST SONG WE LOVE YOU. 230 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:32,519 WE'RE THE CENSUS BUREAU. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY * I GOT TO GE 231 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,255 TO THE DERBY GOT TO GO REAL HARD * * I GOT TO GE 232 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,191 TO THE DERBY I DON'T HAVE A CAR * * AT LEAS 233 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:45,532 THE CENSUS DON'T KNO I SAID THE CENSU DON'T KNOW * 234 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,669 >> LISTERINE [ LAUGHTER ] * 235 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,406 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, RACING HOODS FOR HORSES, OR AS HORSES SAY, "GUESS WHO'S ZORRO NOW, 236 00:17:53,406 --> 00:18:00,013 BISH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY 237 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,349 >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA >> Steve: HORSES - >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA 238 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:06,619 >> Steve: AND YOU'RE THANKING THEM FOR IT? * 239 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,789 YOU THANKED A HORSE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? YEP. 240 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:15,261 >> Steve: FOR SAYING, "LOOK WHO'S ZORRO NOW, BISH. OKAY 241 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,930 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TOASTERS FOR HAVING TWO SETTINGS, RAW 242 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:22,135 DOUGH AND VOLCANO ROCK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE YOU HAVE IT 243 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,305 THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES SPADER 244 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:50,263 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 245 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:55,902 A THREE-TIME EMMY WINNER, STARRING ON THE SERIES "THE BLACKLIST," WHICH AIRS FRIDAYS 246 00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,306 BLACKLIST," WHICH AIRS FRIDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. RIGHT HERE ON NBC PLEASE WELCOME JAMES SPADER! 247 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 248 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:23,063 * * >> Jimmy: JAMES SPADER 249 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:29,169 * YEAH, EXACTLY. JAMES SPADER RIGHT HERE. 250 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,371 PLEASE WELCOME THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. 251 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU FOR COMING. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU WERE 252 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:38,478 NICE ENOUGH TO DO OUR SHOW WHEN WE WERE IN OUR OTHER STUDIO WITH NO AUDIENCE 253 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,081 AND HERE WE ARE BACK IN THE MAIN STUDIO -- >> YEAH. 254 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:43,183 >> Jimmy: WITH AN AUDIENCE HOW DOES THAT FEEL I MEAN - 255 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,353 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ISN'T THAT AMAZING DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT 256 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,723 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT FEEL -- IT FEELS RIGHT. 257 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,592 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> IT MUST BE, IT'S SO -- JUST 258 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,761 TO SEE CHANGE FOR YOU IS - >> Jimmy: IT WAS REALLY -- I MEAN, HONESTLY, THIS IS RIGHT 259 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,597 NOW, WE HAVE 58 PEOPLE AND THEY SOUND -- I TOLD THEM EARLIER, THEY SOUND LIKE MADISON SQUARE 260 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,466 GARDEN >> YEAH. OH, MY GOD 261 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,503 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT >> AND ALSO, ALL THE ZOOM GUESTS HERE, WHICH YOU'RE STILL 262 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:07,107 PROBABLY DOING BUT IT -- >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- >> THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING 263 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,943 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR COMING INTO THE STUDIO MEANS A WORLD 264 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:13,346 OF DIFFERENCE TO US. SO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR DOING THIS 265 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:19,586 I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW WE ASK YOU A LOT OF 266 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:27,494 FAVORS YOU'RE LIKE, "DUDE, I DO HAVE ANOTHER JOB. 267 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:31,731 BUT WE ALWAYS ASK YOU TO COME. HOW ARE YOU DOING? HOW'S -- HOW'S THE CITY FOR 268 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,466 YOU? NEW YORK CITY? I KNOW YOU - 269 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,969 >> I MEAN, IT JUST IS -- I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH. I SEE SOMETHING -- YOU KNOW, MY 270 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,905 LIFE RIGHT NOW IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS IT WAS DURING THE LOCKDOWN DURING LATE SPRING AND 271 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:44,611 THE SUMMER BUT JUST THAT I NOW GET TO BE TRAVELING THROUGH THE CITY AND 272 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:50,517 WALKING THROUGH THE CITY AND -- AND GOING TO WORK. BESIDES THAT, I REALLY -- YOU 273 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:56,656 KNOW, WE ORDER OUT FOR FOOD. THIS IS THE MOST SOCIAL LIFE THAT I'VE HAD IN -- YOU KNOW, 274 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,793 SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE >> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU DON'T GO OUT TO RESTAURANTS 275 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,529 >> DON'T - NO, NOT AT ALL >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 276 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:06,066 NOT EVEN - >> WE TRIED A COUPLE OF TIMES, YOU KNOW, SITTING AND -- BUT 277 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:11,705 YOU KNOW, I -- WE WENT TO ONE, I REMEMBER, THAT WAS ON AN AVENUE NOT ON A STREET 278 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:18,178 AND I WAS SITTING THERE IN THIS SORT OF PLASTIC AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 279 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:21,081 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, WOOD THING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY BUILD 280 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,416 THESE HUTS - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 281 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,518 STREET, YEAH >> YEAH, I WAS SITTING THERE, GETTING DRUNK ON SAKE. 282 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:31,291 AND -- AND I'D SORT OF LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER AND THERE'D BE, YOU KNOW, A BIG CONTAINER 283 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:37,831 TRUCK COMING, YOU KNOW, ABOUT A FOOT PAST MY HEAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 284 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:43,937 >> IT'S LIKE, THIS IS NOT -- AND THEN, ALSO, WITH THE NEW ADVENT OF, YOU KNOW, IN THE 285 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:52,379 LAST YEAR -- OR -- ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF OF EBIKES AND ESCOOTERS NOW -- 286 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:55,115 >> Jimmy: I'M OUT. >> YOU WALK OUT OF ONE OF THOSE SHEDS WHERE THE RESTAURANT 287 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,751 IS - >> Jimmy: SHED >> AFTER ALL THE SAKE. 288 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:04,424 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THERE'S A SCOOTER GOING BY WITH SOME KID GOING LIKE 40. 289 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:08,228 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT GOES TOO FAST HOW WAS IT LIKE GETTING HERE 290 00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:11,164 TONIGHT? >> WELL, I MEAN, YOU JUST -- WE WERE COMING DOWN BROADWAY AND I 291 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:17,504 WAS IN THE CAR COMING DOWN AND YOU -- YOU'RE ASKING LIKE ABOUT IN NEW YORK, BEING BACK 292 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:21,241 IN NEW YORK. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SEE 293 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,511 SOMETHING EVERYDAY I WAS COMING AND I TOOK A LEFT OFF OF BROADWAY OUT OF 50th TO 294 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,414 COME OVER HERE >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND THERE WAS A -- BETWEEN 295 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:36,856 50TH -- BETWEEN, I GUESS IT WOULD'VE BEEN 7th AND 8th, BROADWAY AND 8TH, THERE WAS 296 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:41,561 A CLUB THAT SAID GENTLEMEN'S CLUB AT THE TOP. IT HAD A BIG VERTICAL, YOU 297 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,863 KNOW, MARQUEE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT SAID UP AT THE TOP, 298 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,100 "GENTLEMAN'S CLUB," AND THEN, DOWN BELOW, IT SAID, "LIVE MODELS." 299 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,103 AND THEN, THE NAME OF THE CLUB WAS IN HUGE BLOCK LETTERS RUNNING DOWN CALLED MIXED 300 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:57,510 EMOTIONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE NAME OF 301 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,246 >> YEAH, WHAT WOULD THAT BE FOR THE STRIP CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,148 MIXED EMOTIONS >> Jimmy: YOU CAN NAME YOUR CLUB ANYTHING. 303 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,085 >> YEAH, MIXED EMOTIONS. >> Jimmy: MIXED EMOTIONS >> IT'S LIKE A FEELING OF FUN 304 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:09,889 MIXED WITH SHAME AND REGRET. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT AN -- WHAT AN 305 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,828 ODD NAME WHAT AN ODD NAME CHOICE. >> FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY 306 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,964 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO SCORES BUT WE ENDED UP TAKING HIM TO MIXED EMOTIONS 307 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:25,405 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS CITY IS THE GREATEST. BUT YOU SHOOT THE SHOW HERE IN 308 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,273 NEW YORK IS IT -- WHAT IS IT LIKE FILMING SOMETHING IN 309 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,576 NEW YORK - >> IT IS SO CRAZY. >> Jimmy: AS OPPOSED TO 310 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,079 ANYWHERE ELSE IN -- IN THE WORLD? YOU'VE SHOT SO MANY FILMS AND 311 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:38,218 TV SHOWS >> YOU KNOW, YEARS AGO, I SHOT A FILM WITH ROBERT MITCHUM AT 312 00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:42,789 THE UTAH STATE PENITENTIARY WHICH IS A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON 313 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:48,928 BUT IT ALSO -- IT'S A HUGE COMPLEX BUT IT ALSO HAS A MINIMUM SECURITY SECTION 314 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:56,469 AND, YOU KNOW, WE GO IN AND WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE -- YOU KNOW, A BATTERY OF SECURITY AND 315 00:23:56,469 --> 00:24:01,174 SO ON AND SO FORTH BUT THIS IS MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS AGO. 316 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:06,079 AND -- THEN WE ALSO HAD DIFFERENT CONVICTS THAT WERE EXTRAS IN THE SCENES 317 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:12,052 AND THEN, WE'D ALL HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER, AND ACTUALLY, OUR CATERERS WOULD CATER THE LUNCH 318 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:14,054 AND -- >> Jimmy: YOU'D EAT WITH THE CONVICTS 319 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:18,091 >> YEAH, WE'D EAT WITH DIFFERENT CONVICTS THAT WERE -- THAT WERE EXTRAS IN THE SCENE. 320 00:24:18,091 --> 00:24:24,364 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND, YOU KNOW, A FILM OR TELEVISION PRODUCTION COMPANY 321 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:31,338 WHEN THEY FILM ON LOCATION, IT'S LIKE AN INVASION. I MEAN, THEY REALLY -- YOU GET 322 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:36,142 A PERMIT TO SHOOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO -- YOU KNOW, THE BLOCK OR THE HOUSE OR WHEREVER IT IS, 323 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:41,481 THE ROAD AND YOU OWN THAT SPOT. I MEAN, YOU'RE SHOWING UP WITH 324 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:45,985 TRUCKS AND CAMPERS - >> Jimmy: LIGHTING >> HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND, YOU 325 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:51,558 KNOW, CABLES EVERYWHERE. I MEAN, YOU OWN THAT SPOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 326 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:56,262 >> AND SHOOTING AT THE UTAH STATE PENITENTIARY WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT I HAD EVER BEEN 327 00:24:56,262 --> 00:25:02,602 FILMING WHERE THERE WAS NEVER A SECOND WHERE YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU OWNED THAT SPOT OR THAT YOU 328 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:07,173 WERE IN CHARGE IN ANY WAY. >> Jimmy: NO YOU'RE IN A PRISON 329 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:11,578 >> YEAH. AND YOU'RE -- AND IT WASN'T EVEN REALLY THE ADMINISTRATORS 330 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,847 THAT FELT LIKE THEY WERE IN CHARGE I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE -- 331 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:19,786 IT FELT LIKE THE CONVICTS ARE IN CHARGE OF THAT TERRITORY. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE 332 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:23,690 SEATED A CERTAIN -- YOU KNOW, THAT SPACE AND THAT'S -- THEY'RE IN CHARGE. 333 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,458 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> AND IT REALLY FELT LIKE THAT 334 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:29,796 IT REALLY FELT LIKE WE WERE GUESTS EVERY MOMENT WE WERE THERE, WE 335 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:32,332 WERE GUESTS. >> Jimmy: AND DO YOU - >> THAT'S WHAT IT IS LIKE 336 00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:36,469 SHOOTING ON LOCATION IN NEW YORK [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:39,873 EXACTLY, ACTUALLY. I MEAN, THE CITY IS VERY ACCOMMODATING, YOU KNOW. 338 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:43,910 THEY GIVE US, YOU KNOW, TAX BREAKS AND EVERYTHING ELSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE 339 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:50,583 GREAT FOR THE CITY >> YES, BUT NEW YORKERS, IT'S A FANTASTIC -- IT'S SO HEALTHY 340 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:55,722 NEW YORKERS DON'T EVER LET YOU THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT YOU'RE IN CHARGE. 341 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,359 EVER YOU KNOW, LIKE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 342 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,728 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T -- YEAH THEY GO, "YEAH, YEAH, GET OUT OF THE WAY 343 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,464 THIS IS MY -- THIS IS MY BUS STOP." >> "YEAH, THIS IS -- 344 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,766 >> Jimmy: "BUT WE'RE FILMING A A SCENE HERE." >> "YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING RIGHT 345 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,501 OVER THERE." >> Jimmy: "I'M GOING OVER THERE. 346 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,570 >> "I'M GOING OVER THERE." >> Jimmy: "I'M DRINKING MY COFFEE." 347 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,440 >> SO YOU STOP FILMING AND YOU LET THE PERSON GO THERE, YOU KNOW 348 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,608 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS CITY - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO MUCH. 349 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,111 DO NOT CHANGE -- NEVER CHANGE NEW YORK, PLEASE >> IT'S THE GREATEST, GREATEST 350 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:24,150 CITY JUST THE MIX OF IDIOSYNCRASIES JUST COME TOGETHER 351 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:28,855 I FIND -- DRIVING DOWN HERE, I WAS LOOKING AT ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE STREET AND IT'S -- 352 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:32,892 NEW YORKERS THAT MAKE NEW YORK SO WONDERFUL AND YOU REALIZE THAT AS 353 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:37,364 A GROUP, I ADORE THEM. THEY'RE INSUFFERABLE INDIVIDUALLY 354 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,633 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT AS A GROUP, THEY'RE FANTASTIC. 355 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,268 YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU MIX ALL THOSE IDIOSYNCRASIES AND 356 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,539 ECCENTRICITIES TOGETHER AND IT MAKES THIS AMAZING STEW, YOU KNOW 357 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,942 >> Jimmy: YEAH MORE WITH JAMES SPADER WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 358 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,578 WE'RE GOING TO TALK "BLACKLIST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 359 00:26:51,578 --> 00:27:09,696 THANK YOU, NEW YORK * * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 360 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,898 EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO OUR GOOD FRIEND JAMES SPADER HERE 361 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:16,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I -- I WANTED TO BRING UP TO YOU BECAUSE I SAW 362 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,772 IT IT WAS ON THE TV THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF 363 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,608 BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING IN IT BUT IT WAS "LINCOLN. >> YEAH. 364 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:25,679 >> Jimmy: STEVEN SPIELBERG'S MOVIE ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN. >> THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 365 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:28,081 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE AMAZING IN THAT ONE I MEAN, YOU ARE ALWAYS GREAT 366 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:30,250 THIS, YOU WERE IN THE ZONE, DUDE IT WAS - 367 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:33,219 >> IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. >> Jimmy: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING 368 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:36,389 OR WHAT WAS IT -- WHAT WAS STEVEN LIKE? WAS HE DOING - 369 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:40,860 >> I HAD KNOWN HIM BEFOREHAND JUST SOCIALLY. BUT I HAD NEVER WORKED WITH HIM 370 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:46,766 BEFORE AND HE WAS -- HE'S JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVELY TO WORK WITH 371 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,169 I REMEMBER I SHOWED UP ONE DAY AND I WAS WALKING ALONG WITH HIM. 372 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:51,137 IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE DAY. AND WE HAD A BIG SEQUENCE. 373 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:56,076 THERE WAS -- IN FRONT OF THE CAPITOL AND IT WAS A -- ALL THESE HORSES AND CARRIAGES 374 00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:59,212 I MEAN, DOZENS AND DOZENS OF THEM AND ON THIS BIG, HUGE SET THAT 375 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:06,319 TURNED IT INTO A DIRT ROAD YOU KNOW, EXTRAS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MILITARY AND ALL THE 376 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:08,621 REST OF IT AND I WENT UP AND SAID, "STEVEN, WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO 377 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:14,094 YOU THINK FOR THIS?" AND HE SAID -- HE LOOKED AROUND AT EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON 378 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:19,666 AND HE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:25,038 AND THAT -- THAT SORT OF LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE, WHAT IT BREEDS IS TREMENDOUS CREATIVITY, 380 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,374 BECAUSE YOU -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ARE ABLE TO DISCOVER THINGS 381 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,043 AND -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE TRUSTING EVERYONE THAT'S WORKING WITH 382 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:34,214 YOU. >> AND HE HAS GREAT TRUST IN THE PEOPLE HE WORKS WITH 383 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,417 >> Jimmy: AH >> HE'S -- I FIND HIM LOVELY TO WORK WITH. 384 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:40,754 AND THE FILM WAS JUST SO WONDERFUL. >> Jimmy: AND EVERY SINGLE 385 00:28:40,754 --> 00:28:44,157 CUTAWAY TO YOU AND EVERY REACTION, I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO DO IT. 386 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:47,861 IF YOU WANT TO WATCH GOOD ACTING, WATCH JAMES SPADER." JAMES, THANK YOU FOR BEING ON 387 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:51,164 OUR SHOW "THE BLACKLIST," EVERYBODY LET'S TAKE A CLIP FROM NEXT 388 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:54,734 LET'S TAKE A CLIP FROM NEXT FRIDAY'S EPISODE TAKE A LOOK. 389 00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:56,269 >> YOUR MESSAGE SAID YOU WANTED 390 00:28:56,269 --> 00:29:00,106 TO TALK TO PRIYA SHE'S MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET >> WHICH IS WHY I WANT HER TO 391 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:06,112 BE AN ASSET OF MINE. IF SHE AGREES, I'LL COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR LOSS. 392 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:11,484 >> PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR >> PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR DEMBE, ARE YOU LISTENING ON 393 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:16,189 THIS PENNY -- I'VE NEVER PAY PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR IN MY LIFE 394 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:20,560 IF I'M KNOWN FOR ANYTHING, IT'S FOR OVERPAYING HE'S FOREVER TRYING TO GET ME 395 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:25,465 TO SHOW SOME RESTRAINT BUT LISTEN, WE CAN RESOLVE THIS RIGHT NOW. 396 00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:29,636 I CAN GET EDWARD TO TAKE IT UP TO A FEW THOUSAND FEET, CIRCLE BACK AROUND, COME IN OVER THE 397 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:35,408 18th HOLE AND DROP YOU RIGHT INTO THE GRANDSTAND. WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE 398 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:40,180 I'M SURE WE'LL DO IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 399 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,949 COME ON! JAMES SPADER, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:48,088 CATCH "THE BLACKLIST" FRIDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. ABBI JACOBSON JOINS US AFTER 401 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,824 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY OH, WE LOVE YOU HERE 402 00:29:50,824 --> 00:30:10,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 403 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:13,079 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS, WRITER AND PRODUCER WHO STARS IN THE NEW ANIMATED 404 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:17,884 FILM "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES," WHICH BEGAN STREAMING ON NETFLIX TODAY 405 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:23,456 PLEASE WELCOME ABBI JACOBSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 406 00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:27,927 OH, ABBI AH COME ON. 407 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:31,231 COME ON. YOU COME UP -- COME UP WITH YOUR OWN ENTRANCE? 408 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:35,935 I MEAN, EVEN THROUGH ZOOM? >> I TRY >> Jimmy: YES. 409 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,004 >> I TRY MY BEST YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS -- YOU 410 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,240 ALWAYS SHOW UP >> I'M NEW TO THIS, YEAH >> Jimmy: ABBI, I PROMISE I 411 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:45,879 WON'T BRING UP, THIS TIME, YOU DOING AN IMPRESSION OF LINDA RICHMAN. 412 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:49,049 EVERY TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW I'VE BROUGHT IT UP TO YOU AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP 413 00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:51,918 BRINGING IT UP >> IT COMES UP EVERY TIME. AND I WILL SAY, I WISH THERE 414 00:30:51,918 --> 00:31:01,061 WAS MORE FORWARD MOTION ON THIS -- THIS SITUATION, BUT THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING SINCE 415 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:05,432 MIKE MYERS AND I ARE -- ARE NO -- NO FARTHER ALONG IN OUR FRIENDSHIP YET 416 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,534 >> Jimmy: YOU TALKED ABOUT HIM THE FIRST TIME THEN SECOND TIME YOU WERE ON 417 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:11,071 OUR SHOW, MIKE WAS ALSO ON THE SHOW AND YOU DIDN'T - 418 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:13,740 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SAY HI TO HIM. 419 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:17,243 >> BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF SOCIAL ANXIETY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND 420 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,312 YES, YES >> THERE'S NO WAY I WAS GONNA -- 421 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:21,948 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> --KNOCK ON HIS DRESSING ROOM, LIKE - 422 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:26,219 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN HE'D SAY -- >> I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT HIM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 423 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,621 >> Jimmy: EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU'RE ON. IT'S THE LAST TIME 424 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,457 >> YEAH. UH-HUH YEAH 425 00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:31,991 >> Jimmy: UH, ABBI >> I LIKE TO JUST REALLY HIT IT HOME 426 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:34,194 >> Jimmy: COMEDY MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY I HAVE A FAMILY PHOTO OF YOU 427 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:39,432 THAT YOU POSTED. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, EXPLAIN WHERE YOU GUYS - 428 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:44,104 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WAS THIS FOR? WHAT WAS THIS FOR? 429 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:49,609 >> SO THIS IS MY BROTHER'S BAR MITZVAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:52,345 I DON'T -- YEAH, I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY MY DAD'S IDEA. AND HE WAS -- I BELIEVE I 431 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,181 REMEMBER HIM BEING LIKE, "JUST BE TOTALLY SERIOUS, LIKE, THINK OF SOMETHING REALLY SERIOUS, 432 00:31:55,181 --> 00:32:01,721 LIKE THE MOST SERIOUS THING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> AND SO -- YEAH. 433 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:05,759 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. YEAH, SO, IT'S IN MY BONES A A LITTLE BIT 434 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,727 >> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU'RE PERFORMING -- YOU GOT THAT FROM YOUR DAD, BECAUSE YOUR DAD WAS 435 00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:17,370 IN A BAND, WASN'T HE >> YEAH, MY DAD -- MY DAD REUNITED WITH HIS HIGH SCHOOL 436 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,540 BAND WHEN I WAS A KID. HE PLAYS THE DRUMS AND THEY REUNITED, AND THEY 437 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:25,345 TITLED THE BAND "SECOND CHANCE." >> Jimmy: OH 438 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:32,552 >> WHICH IS PRETTY PERFECT FOR, LIKE, A HIGH SCHOOL BAND REUNITING 20 YEARS LATER 439 00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:36,723 YEAH, IT WAS REALLY COOL THEY PLAYED BARS ALL AROUND PHILLY 440 00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,925 BUT THE BIG THING THAT I GOT TO GO TO, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS HUGE AT THE TIME, WAS THEY PLAYED 441 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:43,363 THE ART MUSEUMS STEPS, WHICH MOST PEOPLE KNOW AS, LIKE, THE ROCKY STEPS. 442 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:49,703 SO, IT WAS A PRETTY BIG DEAL IT WAS -- IT WAS AT, LIKE, 2:00 P.M. ON A SATURDAY. 443 00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:54,307 SO, IT WAS LIKE A -- >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT I'LL TAKE IT 444 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,609 >> -- CHILDREN'S CROWD. BUT, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: GO SEE "SECOND 445 00:32:56,609 --> 00:32:58,611 CHANCE" ON THE STEPS WHY NOT. I LOVE IT. 446 00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:01,181 >> LISTEN. >> Jimmy: I'D DO IT. >> CHECK THEM OUT. 447 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,249 >> Jimmy: I WILL HOW ABOUT YOU PERFORMING DID YOU EVER GET UP ON STAGE OR 448 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:07,654 SING, OR - WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST COMEDY BITS YOU REMEMBER DOING 449 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,389 >> THE FIRST TIME I REMEMBER DOING A COMEDY BIT WAS -- YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS HAD JUST 450 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:11,257 GOTTEN THIS TREADMILL IN THEIR BEDROOM, WHICH WAS LIKE IN THE '90s -- OR, YEAH, WE'RE TALKING 451 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:21,301 '90s AND, THAT WAS, SORT OF, LIKE MY STAGE. 452 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:24,771 AND I HAD THIS MASK WHERE IT CUT OFF -- IT LEFT MY MOUTH OPEN, IT WAS THIS OLD MAN WITH 453 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:31,478 A CIGAR, AND I WAS LIKE DRESSED IN A LITTLE BLAZER, NOT UNLIKE RIGHT NOW. 454 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:36,716 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, I GUESS I WAS TELLING A STORY AND I WAS TRYING TO PERFORM, AND IT 455 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:40,453 JUST GOT - YOU KNOW, THE FARTHEST I GOT WAS, LIKE, AFTER THE FIRST 456 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:45,358 LINE, IT WAS JUST, SORT OF, ME SAYING SOMETHING LIKE, "YEAH, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET. 457 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:49,562 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT IT KILLED LIKE, AT THE TIME, I WAS LIKE, 458 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:52,999 "THEY --" IT WAS JUST MY PARENTS WATCHING, "THEY LOVE THIS 459 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:57,370 THEY ARE -- I'M KILLING IT." AND SO, I COULDN'T GET PAST THAT FIRST LINE. 460 00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:01,207 >> Jimmy: "I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET" WAS YOUR LINE? >> "I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE 461 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:04,310 STREET," AND THEY WOULD DIE. THEY WOULD GO NUTS OKAY, SO, I JUST KEPT REPEATING 462 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:10,717 IT, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I JUST FIND OUT, MY PARENTS WERE JUST HIGH 463 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:14,454 >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- THAT'S NOT -- NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> MY PARENTS JUST SMOKED WEED, 464 00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:19,592 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE LOVED THAT NIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] 465 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,961 THEY WERE LIKE, "THAT NIGHT WAS EPIC." I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE 466 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:26,666 STREET, I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT." I WENT -- I HAVE A CAREER BASED ON THAT NIGHT, AND IT WAS 467 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,302 A LIE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU MAY -- EXACTLY 468 00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:32,806 YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES. 469 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:35,975 CONGRATS ON THIS IT'S ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. >> THANK YOU 470 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:39,346 LISTEN TO THIS CAST -- MAYA RUDOLPH DANNY McBRIDE, 471 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:41,214 OLIVIA COLMAN, JOHN LEGEND, CHRISSY TEIGEN 472 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,616 FRED ARMISEN BLAKE GRIFFIN, ERIC ANDRE 473 00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:46,886 BECK BENNETT -- GIANT CAST >> YEAH. I MEAN, WHAT AN HONOR TO GET TO 474 00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:50,290 BE IN THIS FILM. IT'S ALSO PRODUCED BY LORD AND MILLER WHO DID THE 475 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:55,095 "SPIDER-VERSE," WHO DO LIKE SO MANY INCREDIBLE FILMS. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE BRILLIANT. 476 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:58,164 OH, THEY'RE SO FUNNY >> I CAN'T BELIEVE -- I TRULY CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO PLAY 477 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:02,702 THIS CHARACTER AND EVEN BE A A PART OF THIS FILM. AND, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S -- IT 478 00:35:02,702 --> 00:35:09,642 IS DEFINITELY A FAMILY FILM, BUT IT'S JUST AS MUCH FOR KIDS AS ADULTS. 479 00:35:09,642 --> 00:35:11,177 I KNOW PEOPLE SAY THAT FOR EVERY ANIMATED MOVIE, BUT IT REALLY IS. 480 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:17,217 IT'S SO FUNNY. I CRIED AT THE END IT'S BASICALLY, I PLAY KATIE, 481 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:23,857 SHE'S ABOUT TO GO TO COLLEGE, AND SHE DOESN'T FIT IN SHE'S SO EXCITED TO GO TO 482 00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:28,261 SCHOOL SHE'S A FILMMAKER AND IS SO EXCITED TO LEAVE HOME AND FIND 483 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:31,331 HER PEOPLE AND THE FILM IS REALLY ABOUT, YES, YOU CAN GO AND FIND YOUR 484 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:36,970 PEOPLE, BUT IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU KNOW, YOUR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THERE 485 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:40,774 THERE'S ALSO A ROBOT APOCALYPSE THAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT 486 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:43,843 >> Jimmy: GOOD NEWS, I'M GLAD YOU EXPLAINED THAT YEAH 487 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:46,379 GLAD YOU SAID THAT -- MENTIONED THAT, YES. THAT'S IMPORTANT IN THE MOVIE 488 00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:49,115 AS WELL. >> YES BUT IT'S ABOUT -- IT HAS ALL 489 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:53,153 THE THINGS THE ANIMATION STYLE IS BREATHTAKING 490 00:35:53,153 --> 00:36:00,360 IT'S, LIKE, REALLY TEXTURAL. YEAH, I FEEL SUPER PROUD OF IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 491 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,630 >> I'M VERY EXCITED. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 492 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:06,666 HERE'S ABBI JACOBSON IN "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 493 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,636 >> PLAY IT SAFE? WHEN RICK MITCHELL BROUGHT A A LIVE, NON-NEUTERED, FERAL 494 00:36:09,636 --> 00:36:13,573 POSSUM INTO OUR HOME, DID HE PLAY IT SAFE NO 495 00:36:13,573 --> 00:36:17,744 HE NAMED HIM GUS, AND MADE HIM A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, AND WE ALL GOT RABIES THAT ONE TIME 496 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:21,681 BUT NOW, WE'RE IMMUNIZED, AND WE'RE STRONGER FOR IT. >> YES, OKAY, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE 497 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,550 DOING. >> WHEN WE WENT HIKING AND HALFWAY UP THE MOUNTAIN IT 498 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:28,254 SAID, "TRAIL CLOSED," DID WE PLAY IT SAFE THEN? >> NO, WE DIDN'T 499 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:33,159 >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE FORGED AHEAD, THROUGH THE MUCK AND GRIME, GOT TO THE TOP 500 00:36:33,159 --> 00:36:36,863 OF THE MOUNTAIN AND YELLED, "KINGS OF MICHIGAN!" AND THEN IT GOT DARK, AND WE 501 00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:38,798 GOT LOST, WE BURNED OUR CLOTHES FOR WARMTH, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT TO SEE THE LOOKS ON OUR 502 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:44,070 NEIGHBORS' FACES WHEN WE BURST INTO THEIR BACKYARD NAKED AND COVERED IN DIRT. 503 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:49,075 >> I LOVE THAT >> WE HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT 504 00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:52,612 >> Jimmy: ABBI JACOBSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK, PAL 505 00:36:52,612 --> 00:36:54,147 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: "THE MITCHELLS VERSUS 506 00:36:54,147 --> 00:36:58,084 THE MACHINES" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX BEACH BUNNY PERFORMS FOR US 507 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:01,354 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND BYE, PAL 508 00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:20,106 THANK YOU, AGAIN * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS KICK 509 00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:24,811 OFF A U.S. TOUR IN NOVEMBER. PERFORMING "CLOUD 9" FROM THEIR ALBUM "HONEYMOON," HERE'S 510 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:26,646 PERFORMING "CLOUD 9" FROM THEIR ALBUM "HONEYMOON," HERE'S BEACH BUNNY! 511 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:30,383 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 512 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:36,623 * I DON'T WANNA SEE THE WAY I DO BUT I'M CONFIDENT WHEN 513 00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:43,396 I'M WITH YOU * * LATELY ALL I FEEL I BAD AND BRUISE 514 00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:50,603 TIRED OF TRIPPIN ON MY SHOES * * BUT WHEN HE LOVES 515 00:37:50,603 --> 00:38:00,780 ME I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATIN WHEN HE CALLS ME PRETT I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY * 516 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:08,855 * EVEN WHEN WE FADE EVENTUALLY TO NOTHIN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE M 517 00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:21,201 FAVORITE FORM OF LOVING * * WHEN I START TO TUMBLE FROM THE SK 518 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:29,843 YOU REMIND ME HOW TO FLY LATELY I'VE BEEN * * FEELING UN-ALIV 519 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:35,882 BUT YOU BRING ME BACK TO LIFE BUT WHEN HE LOVES ME * 520 00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:45,925 * I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATIN WHEN HE CALLS ME PRETT I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY 521 00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:54,100 EVEN WHEN WE FADE * * EVENTUALLY TO NOTHING YOU WILL ALWAYS BE M 522 00:38:54,100 --> 00:39:24,731 FAVORITE FORM OF LOVING * * * 523 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:32,472 * BUT WHEN HE LOVES M I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATING WHEN HE CALLS ME PRETT 524 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:41,448 I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY * * EVEN WHEN WE FADE EVENTUALLY TO NOTHIN 525 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:54,227 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE M FAVORITE FORM OF LOVING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,629 >> Jimmy: GUYS, JOIN US NEXT WEEK CHANNING TATUM, JESSICA ALBA, 527 00:39:56,629 --> 00:40:00,800 VINCE VAUGHN AND ANDREW GARFIELD WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,673 MY THANKS TO JAMES SPADER, ABBI JACOBSON, BEACH BUNNY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 529 00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:10,510 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 530 00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:14,247 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 531 00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:35,969 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *