1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,411 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:13,046 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:21,454 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL B. JORDAN, 4 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:26,192 NATE BARGATZE, MUSICAL GUEST COI LERAY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:32,565 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1452 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:39,172 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:41,775 * 8 00:00:41,775 --> 00:01:02,395 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,799 COME ON NOW! THAT FEELS SO GOOD HI, WELCOME. 10 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,735 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO 11 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,571 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. >> Steve: OH 12 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:35,295 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ER ] AND GET THIS THAT'S AMAZING 13 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:43,403 THE ONLY OTHER THINGS AMERICANS LIKE THAT MUCH ARE DOLLY PARTON AND CHEESE FRIES 14 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,872 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, BECAUSE OF COVID, THE CROWD WAS PRETTY SPREAD 15 00:01:45,872 --> 00:02:05,158 OUT. NORMALLY 1,600 PEOPLE ATTEND BUT ONLY 200 COULD BE THERE. 16 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,793 SO HERE'S WHAT THE ROOM LOOKED LIKE YEAH 17 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,895 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S UP THERE CALLING A GAME OF BINGO. 18 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,730 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAS TO BE A TOUGH GIG FOR THE PRESIDENT. 19 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,466 RIGHT BEFORE BIDEN WALKED OUT, HIS STAFF WAS LIKE, "UMM, SIR, THE HOUSE IS ONLY 12% FULL AND 20 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,635 HALF OF THE CROWD HATES YOU. GO GET 'EM GO GET 'EM, BUDDY. 21 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,070 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, NOBODY IN THAT CHAMBER 22 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,807 WAS WORKING HARDER THAN BIDEN EXCEPT FOR CHUCK SCHUMER'S EARS 23 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,542 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OUCH 24 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,377 >> Jimmy: OUCH OUCH THE ENTIRE SPEECH, THAT EAR WAS 25 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:27,113 THINKING, "WRAP IT UP, JOE WRAP IT UP, BUDDY! [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:31,384 STRESS EAR THIS WAS COOL. BEFORE HE STARTED HIS SPEECH, 27 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,553 BIDEN POINTED OUT THAT HISTORY WAS BEING MADE CHECK IT OUT 28 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:33,586 WAS BEING MADE CHECK IT OUT 29 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,290 >> MADAME SPEAKER. MADAME VICE PRESIDENT. 30 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:46,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER SAID THOSE WORDS FROM THIS PODIUM 31 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:53,573 NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER SAID THOSE WORDS. AND IT'S ABOUT TIME. 32 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:57,344 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS COOL. 33 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,947 THAT'S BETTER THAN LAST YEAR WHEN TRUMP THANKED "MADAME SPEAKER" AND "MADAME TUSSAUDS. 34 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:05,752 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS A BIG WEEK FOR BIDEN. 35 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,620 'CAUSE TODAY IS HIS 100th DAY IN OFFICE. YEAH 36 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:13,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT MAKES SENSE THAT PRESIDENTS ARE JUDGED AFTER 100 DAYS. 37 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:16,663 AROUND THREE MONTHS INTO ANY RELATIONSHIP IS WHEN YOU THINK, "THIS IS GREAT," OR "HOW DO I 38 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:20,400 GET OUT OF THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T DO IT. 39 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:28,274 THEN IT'S THE HOLIDAYS THEN THERE'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND THEN MARCH EARLIEST? 40 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,243 THAT'S RIGHT TODAY WAS BIDEN'S 100th DAY IN OFFICE 41 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,545 IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GONE BY SO FAST >> Steve: OH, I KNOW 42 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,082 SO FAST. I GUESS TIME FLIES WHEN THERE'S NOT A SCANDAL EVERY DAY. 43 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,285 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, IT'S REFRESHING AND I'VE BEEN SLEEPING GREAT 44 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,721 >> Jimmy: SAME I GUESS I'M JUST FEELING HOPEFUL. 45 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:45,525 >> Steve: YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEK EVER 46 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:49,829 * 'CAUSE I'M HOPEFU YES I AM HOPEFUL FOR TODAY * 47 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:55,935 * TAKE THIS MUSIC AND USE IT LET IT TAKE YOU AWAY * 48 00:03:55,935 --> 00:04:00,040 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YEAH, MAN. YO, I'M FEELING HOPEFUL, TOO 49 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,544 I'M GOING TO RUN A 5K. * 'CAUSE I'M HOPEFU YES I AM 50 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:10,684 HOPEFUL FOR TODAY * * TAKE THIS MUSIC AND USE IT 51 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,852 LET IT TAKE YOU AWAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO MEDITATE 52 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:16,923 EVERY MORNING SO THAT I CAN BE MINDFUL AND FEEL THIS CENTERED EVERY DAY. 53 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:22,796 * 'CAUSE I'M HOPEFU YES I AM HOPEFUL FOR TODAY * 54 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:26,866 * TAKE THIS MUSIC AND USE IT LET IT TAKE YOU AWAY * 55 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,735 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S SO NICE TO FEEL HOPEFUL AGAIN. 56 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,104 >> Tariq: SO GOOD. SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: SOME SPORTS NEWS 57 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,741 EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. THE NFL DRAFT KICKED OFF 58 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,377 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 59 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:41,414 THE NFL SAID SINCE COMMISSIONER ROGER GOODELL IS FULLY VACCINATED, HE COULD HUG THE 60 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,684 PLAYERS. I GUESS THAT WAS FINE. IT WAS THE SOFT KISS ON THE 61 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,520 FOREHEAD THAT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,591 OF COURSE, THE NEW YORK JETS THIS IS EXCITING THIS MORNING, NEW YORK CITY 63 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,593 MAYOR BILL de BLASIO MADE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 64 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:53,626 ANNOUNCEMENT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 65 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,863 >> OUR PLAN IS TO FULLY REOPEN NEW YORK CITY ON JULY 1st. 66 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,766 WE ARE READY FOR STORES TO OPEN, FOR BUSINESSES TO OPEN, OFFICES, THEATERS, FULL 67 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:07,307 STRENGTH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: OH 68 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:12,112 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ON JULY 1st, EVEN YOUR GRANDMA'S GONNA BE LIKE, 69 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:17,150 "I'M OFF TO THE CLUB." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, MOST PEOPLE WERE 70 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,053 THRILLED, WHILE NEW YORKERS WHO LOVE WORKING FROM HOME WERE LIKE, "FREAKIN de BLASIO." 71 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:25,458 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS FOR NEW YORKERS I SAW THAT AFTER THREE YEARS OF 72 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:29,629 CONSTRUCTION, LEGOLAND NEW YORK IS FINALLY OPENING THIS SUMMER [ APPLAUSE ] 73 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,465 YEAH UNFORTUNATELY, TODAY SOME JERK OLDER BROTHER KICKED OVER ALL 74 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:39,239 THE RIDES. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,741 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PARK TO OPEN ACTUALLY. THERE'S AN EXTRA THRILL WHEN 76 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:46,446 YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE ON A A ROLLER COASTER MADE OF LEGOS [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,416 LISTEN TO THIS RESEARCHERS AT DARTMOUTH UNIVERSITY FOUND THAT GOSSIP 78 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:53,653 CAN ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOU THE STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY PROFESSOR IRA KIRSCH, WHO I'M 79 00:05:53,653 --> 00:06:02,195 PRETTY SURE HAD SOME WORK DONE [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A SHOPPER IN 80 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,565 THE U.K. GOT A SURPRISE WHEN THEY RETURNED HOME WITH A PLANT FROM IKEA AND FOUND A GECKO 81 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:11,705 LIZARD INSIDE. NOW HOW ANNOYED IS THAT GECKO? IT HAD THE RUN OF THE ENTIRE 82 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,673 IKEA NOW IT LIVES IN A ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT. 83 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:17,711 [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WEIRDER, THE OTHER PLANT HAD FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE LIVING 84 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,113 IN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 85 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,548 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 86 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:39,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 87 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:42,569 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE 88 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:47,073 NEW MOVIE "WITHOUT REMORSE" ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO MICHAEL B. JORDAN IS HERE. 89 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,143 >> Steve: COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 90 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,879 >> Jimmy: PLUS HIS NEW NETFLIX STAND-UP SPECIAL, "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN" IS AVAILABLE 91 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:57,784 NOW. THE VERY FUNNY NATE BARGATZE IS HERE 92 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,086 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FUNNY. SO FUNNY 93 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,823 >> Jimmy: HE'S FANTASTIC AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COI LERAY, EVERYBODY 94 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:09,095 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU THINKING 95 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,665 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BARBECUE >> Tariq: I'VE ALREADY THOUGHT 96 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,601 ABOUT IT, FIGURED IT OUT YEAH >> Jimmy: WE'RE HAVING A 97 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,137 A BARBECUE OFF >> Tariq: YEP. >> Steve: REALLY, WHEN 98 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,339 >> Jimmy: WHEN IS IT, DO WE KNOW LAST WEEK IN MAY 99 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:24,678 SO WE GOT A LITTLE TIME. >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 100 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,313 >> Tariq: YOU MIGHT NEED A A LITTLE MORE TIME, BUD. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,382 >> Jimmy: YOU FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY. DO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE 102 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:33,319 DOING? WE COULD CHOOSE ANYTHING >> Tariq: I MEAN, I GUESS, 103 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,288 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT HAMBURGERS, HOTDOGS. 104 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,357 >> Tariq: I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE. THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR 105 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,459 SUBMISSION, THEN BY ALL MEANS, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,495 YES, HAMBURGERS AND HOTDOGS. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 107 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,364 IT'S PRETTY OVERT. YOU SAY LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, SURE 108 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,866 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE." YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY ALREADY 109 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:50,470 >> Tariq: ANGRY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,640 >> Jimmy: YEAH I THINK HE'S GETTING ANGRY >> Tariq: I DON'T DROP MY COOL 111 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,176 >> Steve: IT'S YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY >> Jimmy: NO, DUDE, HERE'S THE 112 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,278 THING. I'M ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME I'M IN YOUR HEAD, BUDDY. 113 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,547 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH SO ME JUST SAYING THAT ALREADY 114 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,550 TRIPPED YOU UP >> Tariq: WOW. >> Jimmy: SO NOW YOU'RE GOING 115 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,685 TO MAKE ANGRY CHICKEN. >> Tariq: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,289 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE. >> Jimmy: WAIT ARE YOU GOING TO DO A -- YOU 117 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:13,226 GONNA DO RIBS? >> Tariq: AM I GONNA GO RIBS NO 118 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,862 NO, I'M NOT GONNA DO RIBS. >> Steve: COSTCO RIBS? >> Jimmy: I'M MIGHT DO LIKE 119 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,032 A PORK BUTT. >> Steve: CORN BUTT? >> Jimmy: NO, PORK BUTT. 120 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,301 >> Tariq: PORK BUTT, YEAH PLEASE >> Jimmy: PLAY CORN. 121 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,603 >> Tariq: YES. >> Steve: PORK BUTT. >> Jimmy: PORK BUTT. 122 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,739 >> Tariq: YEAH GO PORK BUTT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING PORK 123 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,440 BUTT >> Tariq: NO NOT AT ALL 124 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,275 >> Steve: HE WANTS YOU TO GO PORK BUTT. UH-OH! 125 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,113 WAIT A SECOND. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Tariq: WHO IS IN WHOSE HEAD 126 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:37,050 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU JUST SIGNED A LEASE. 127 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,452 >> Jimmy: I'M TRYING TO THINK LIKE MY SIDE -- SIDE'S GOT TO BE BEANS, RIGHT? 128 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:44,391 >> Steve: AND COLESLAW >> Tariq: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO BEANS 129 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:48,528 BEANS AND COLESLAW, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WAIT A SECOND. 130 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:53,767 WAIT A SECOND. HOW ABOUT SOUFFLE AND CHERRIES JUBILEE? 131 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,802 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH 'CAUSE TARIQ ALWAYS GOES A 132 00:08:55,802 --> 00:09:00,006 A LITTLE FANCY I KNOW HE'S SPATCHCOCKED >> Steve: HEY, COME ON 133 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,677 IT'S A FAMILY SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO 134 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,279 SPATCHCOCKING IS A - >> Tariq: YEAH, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BUTTERFLY MY POULTRY. 135 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:10,283 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: HEY, COME ON >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I -- NO, 136 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,754 THAT'S NOT - >> Tariq: IT'S HOW YOU MORE EVENLY DISTRIBUTE THE HEAT 137 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,023 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: I KNOW 138 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,459 YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING SO YEAH. 139 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,629 YOU WERE PROBABLY GOING TO DO THAT BUT NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT 'CAUSE I SAID IT 140 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,165 >> Tariq: I MEAN, YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHAT I'M -- WHO SAID I'M MAKING POULTRY 141 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,567 DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO? IT'S A BARBECUE. [ LAUGHTER ] 142 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:35,508 * >> Steve: WOW! >> Questlove: AND SCENE. 143 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:39,279 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE END OF MAY, BARBECUE-OFF >> Tariq: YEAH 144 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,781 >> Jimmy: IT'S GONNA GO DOWN I GOTTA THINK OF MY RECIPE >> Tariq: I'M LOOKING FORWARD 145 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,750 TO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I'M LOOKING -- ME TOO. 146 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,220 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WAIT, ARE YOU MAKING IT FOR ALL OF US OR JUST 147 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,888 YOU? >> Steve: YEAH, DO WE GET TO TASTE IT 148 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,057 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS IS - HIGGINS -- >> Questlove: WAIT, JUST 149 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,059 HIGGINS? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: QUEST AND I, 150 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,261 TOGETHER WE CAN JUDGE TOGETHER. >> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT ARE 151 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,697 WE, CHOPPED LIVER? >> Tariq: NO, HERE'S THE THING THOUGH - 152 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,632 >> Jimmy: WE NEED THREE. >> Tariq: YEAH WE -- >> Jimmy: GOTTA HAVE AN ODD 153 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,701 NUMBER OF JUDGES >> Tariq: WE NEED SOMEONE -- WE NEED A JUDGE WHO ALSO DOESN'T 154 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,837 WORK FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 155 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,505 >> Steve: OH, SNAP >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> Tariq: YEAH 156 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,207 >> Jimmy: SO MAYBE HIGGINS, QUEST, AND MAYBE WE GET SOMEONE FROM THE AUDIENCE. 157 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,876 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RANDOM PERSON FROM THE AUDIENCE 158 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:16,916 >> Steve: WHO HAPPENS TO BE A P.A. OR YOUR GARDENER. YEAH 159 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,119 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT >> Steve: MY SECURITY GUARD, JASPER 160 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,321 >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 'CAUSE I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A PLANT IN THE AUDIENCE. 161 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:26,326 WHY DON'T WE GET LIKE SOMEONE FROM "TODAY SHOW" OR SOMETHING >> Questlove: OR "SNL. 162 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,129 >> Tariq: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW "SNL" MIGHT BE GONE ALREADY FOR -- 163 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,631 >> Jimmy: NO, "SNL'S" HERE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT >> Tariq: OH, OKAY, COOL 164 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,434 WELL, YEAH WE'LL DO -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEFINITELY, LET'S GET 165 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,470 SOMEONE FROM "SNL. >> Tariq: YEAH, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:42,175 YEAH, WHY DON'T WE GET TALIB KWELI? [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,779 WHY DON'T WE GET COMMON? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'LL THINK OF A -- 168 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,881 YEAH AN IMPARTIAL JUDGE AND WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 169 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,383 BUT IT'S GOING DOWN. I'M READY. I'M ALREADY IN YOUR HEAD 170 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:55,288 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT >> Tariq: COOL, COOL 171 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,490 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, TODAY MARKS THE 100th DAY OF JOE BIDEN AS 172 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,526 PRESIDENT, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE TO BRUSH UP ON WHO ALL 173 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:04,164 THE KEY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES IN HIS PRESIDENCY ARE IT IS TIME FOR "FAST STATS 174 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,299 IT IS TIME FOR "FAST STATS HERE WE GO 175 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,201 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 176 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,170 * FAST STAT FAST STATS * * 177 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:14,874 >> Steve: WOW! THAT'S FAST. >> Jimmy: FIRST WE HAVE 178 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:19,346 TOM COTTON POSITION SENATOR FROM ARKANSAS HOBBY, CONTINUES SWALLOWING 179 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:23,817 A GUMBALL HE ATE IN 2004 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, IT'S BILL NELSON 180 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:27,987 POSITION, ADMINISTRATOR OF NASA FOR HALLOWEEN HE DRESSES LIKE 181 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:31,491 A JACK-O-LANTERN THAT HAS BEEN OUT TOO LONG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 182 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,893 NEXT, IT'S LAUREN BOEBERT. POSITION, REPRESENTATIVE FROM COLORADO 183 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:39,866 FUN FACT, STILL TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,603 NEXT UP, DR. FAUCI POSITION, CHIEF MEDICAL ADVISOR TO BIDEN 185 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,674 LOOKING FORWARD TO, RETIRING AT THE AGE OF 126 [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:51,111 THEN IT'S JAMES LANKFORD POSITION, SENATOR FROM OKLAHOMA 187 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:55,849 UNWINDS BY, GOING TO A BLOOD BANK AND SAYING, "TAKE IT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,886 NEXT UP, CYNTHIA LUMMIS. POSITION, SENATOR FROM WYOMING KNOWN AROUND THE OFFICE FOR 189 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:05,058 SAYING, "I'M BEING SO BAD WHILE EATING A FIBER ONE BAR." [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:10,296 THEN, IT'S DAVID TURK. POSITION, DEPUTY SECRETARY OF ENERGY 191 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,799 DREAM JOB, SPOKESMAN FOR WATER >> Steve: WHOA [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,535 >> Jimmy: THEN, IT'S JAKE SULLIVAN. POSITION, NATIONAL SECURITY 193 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,504 ADVISOR. CATCH PHRASE, "OH, GEE WIZ, FELLAS 194 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,341 I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, MARSHA BLACKBURN 195 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,610 POSITION, SENATOR FROM TENNESSEE. FUTURE JOB, THAT ONE CO-HOST OF 196 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,681 "THE VIEW" YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:32,419 THEN, WE HAVE GARY GENSLER POSITION, CHAIR OF THE S.E.C FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY, WHEN 198 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,655 MOMMY EAGLE STOPS BY WITH FRESH WORMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,624 THAT' JUST - >> Steve: OH OH 200 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:41,561 SNAP >> Jimmy: NEXT, IT'S SAMANTHA POWER 201 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,497 POSITION, HEAD OF U.S. AGENCY FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT. UNIQUE SKILL, LOOKING LIKE SHE 202 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,001 JUST HEARD FROM THE PRINCIPAL WHAT HER KIDS HAVE BEEN UP TO. [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,838 THEN, IT'S MIKE BRAUN. POSITION, SENATOR FROM INDIANA FAVORITE THING TO SAY WHEN HE'S 204 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,241 HAVING A GOOD TIME, "I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,877 AND FINALLY, WE HAVE RICK SCOTT POSITION, SENATOR FROM FLORIDA 206 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:02,749 FAVORITE FOOD, HUMAN FOOD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN "FAST STATS. 207 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,518 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. COME ON BACK 208 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:24,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS 209 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,473 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 210 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:34,080 * * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 211 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,982 >> Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS 212 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,586 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO SINCE "THE BACHELORETTE" SEASON 17 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED, I 213 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:45,325 SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "WHY I'M SINGLE." AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET 214 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,227 OUT A FUNNY, WEIRD OR EMBARRASSING REASON YOU'RE SINGLE 215 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,096 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 216 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:55,669 I APPRECIATE IT. [ APPLAUSE ] NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 217 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,105 MY FAVORITES "WHY I'M SINGLE" RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 218 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,143 @FREAK00MUSIC. >> Steve: 00 >> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "I WAS ON 219 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,712 MY LUNCH BREAK WITH ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES WHO I HAD A CRUSH ON 220 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,814 IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION, HE RAISED HIS HAND AND I WENT IN FOR A HIGH 221 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,150 FIVE IT TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST WAVING TO HIS FRIEND WHO HAD WALKED 222 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:16,656 INTO THE ROOM. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. 223 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:21,761 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @GILLIANNOT123 SHE SAYS, "MY DATE PRONOUNCED 224 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:27,367 THE L IN SALMON. AND I SAID OUT LOUD, 'WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE.' 225 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:35,909 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "A SALMON FOR ONE, PLEASE. >> Steve: OKAY, I'M DONE 226 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:39,612 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE IS FROM @CAITLINCARRICKM 227 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:44,084 SHE SAYS, "I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I GET MAD AT PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE FOR THINGS THEY DID IN MY 228 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,153 DREAMS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 229 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:51,324 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. THIS ONE IS FROM 230 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,228 @MARISAROSIE22 SHE SAYS, "I TRIED FLIRTING WITH A GUY BY SAYING HIS SMILE 231 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,532 IS GREAT HE SAYS HE GETS IT FROM HIS MOM. 232 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:04,738 I REPLIED, "YOUR MOM MUST BE HOT THEN." [ APPLAUSE ] 233 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:09,876 THAT'S NOT GOOD. THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> Steve: I'M MAD AT YOU FOR MY 234 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,946 DREAMS STILL >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @JAKEWILLIAMSART 235 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,081 HE SAYS, "I THINK DORITOS ARE TOO SHARP, SO I BITE OFF ALL THE CORNERS FIRST BEFORE I EAT 236 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:20,820 THEM I CALL THEM ROUNDITOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 237 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:26,626 >> Steve: ROUNDITOS? >> Tariq: I DO THE SAME THING. >> Steve: YOU DO THE SAME 238 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,495 THING? >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT CALLED 239 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,231 DORITOS BECAUSE THEY'RE A TRIANGLE >> Tariq: THEY'RE NOT CALLED 240 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,166 DORITOS. THEY'RE CALLED DO-RITOS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 241 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,802 >> Jimmy: DO-RITOS >> Tariq: DO-RITOS >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT CALLED 242 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:41,708 DO-RITOS >> Tariq: YES, THEY ARE. >> Steve: I THOUGHT THEY WERE 243 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,777 CALLED DOOR-ITOS BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE A TINY DOOR OUT OF THEM 244 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:49,382 >> Jimmy: I SAY IT LIKE DORITOS. LIKE, D-U-R. 245 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,418 >> Steve: YOU SAY DA-RITOS >> Tariq: YEAH NO I SAY, I SAY DORITOS. 246 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:55,488 >> Jimmy: DO-RITOS >> Steve: MAYBE THAT WILL BE YOUR SIDE DISH 247 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,457 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MUCH WORK INTO THAT 248 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,526 >> Tariq: HEY, JUST A LITTLE EMPHASIS, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 249 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:05,632 >> Jimmy: WE CALL THEM DORITOS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 250 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:10,036 THERE YOU GO >> Steve: WOW! FOR THE WIN. 251 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,105 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. >> Tariq: RIGHT. >> Steve: WOW! 252 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,709 THIS ONE'S FROM @JOAI MEANJ1 SHE SAYS, "THE LAST TIME I HAD A GUY OVER, I SHOWED HIM MY 253 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,311 SCULPTURES I MADE FROM RED MINI BABYBEL CHEESE WAX HE DIDN'T COME OVER AGAIN. 254 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:25,051 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE - I LIKE THAT. 255 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,853 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I KNOW THESE ARE LIKE - 256 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,855 >> Steve: IT'S NOT WASTING >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT THESE ARE LIKE "WHY YOU'RE SINGLE," BUT 257 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:33,827 IT ALSO SHOWS WHY YOU'RE INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,695 I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE MAYBE HAD A LITTLE LOVE CONNECTION FROM ONE OF THESE 259 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,064 >> Steve: OH, NICE >> Jimmy: THESE ARE ALL SINGLE PEOPLE, APPARENTLY 260 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:43,370 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: APPARENTLY >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY'RE DATING 261 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,639 NOW, THIS WAS BACK WHEN THEY WERE SINGLE. THIS ONE IS FROM @CYNDIANAJ. 262 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,375 SHE SAYS, "I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I TAKE MY SUPER HERO ACTION FIGURES TO THE THEATER FOR 263 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,777 MARVEL AND DC MOVIES SO THEY CAN WATCH THEMSELVES ON THE BIG SCREEN." 264 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:59,753 [ APPLAUSE ] COME ON! >> Steve: COME ON. 265 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,921 "THERE YOU GO. THAT'S YOU." >> Jimmy: "THERE YOU GO, LOOK 266 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,590 AT YOU." >> Steve: "LOOK HOW BIG YOU ARE. 267 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:10,897 [ LAUGHTER ] OOH, YOU JUST PUNCHED HIM! >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 268 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,366 @KAMIE92643518 SHE SAYS, "MY EX AND I DID LAUNDRY TOGETHER AND WE BROKE 269 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,068 UP BECAUSE HE COULDN'T ADMIT THAT MY WAY OF FOLDING TOWELS AND SHEETS WAS THE CORRECT 270 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:23,810 WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 271 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:28,281 >> Steve: SALMON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 272 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,450 >> Tariq: THAT'S ROUGH >> Jimmy: THERE'S STILL NO WAY TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 273 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,552 IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE >> Steve: NO, I THROW THEM AWAY 274 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:37,357 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING YOU DO THAT 275 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,426 >> Steve: DO THEM ONCE AND THEN WHEN I'M DONE, I THROW THEM AWAY, YEAH 276 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,161 I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER WITH THAT GARBAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:45,331 LIFE'S TOO SHORT, MY MAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 278 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:50,937 @BARBRASTREILAMB >> Steve: OH, NICE, NICE BARBRA STREILAMB 279 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,872 >> Jimmy: YEAH FOR A SECOND, YOU WERE LIKE, WHAT 280 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,774 >> Steve: WHAT, BARBRA STREISAND >> Jimmy: BARBRA STREILAMB 281 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,478 >> Steve: STRAYLAMB. >> Jimmy: I LIKE BARBRA STREILAMB 282 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,348 >> Steve: HUGE FAN >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "I HAVE VARIOUS PILLOWS WITH ACTORS 283 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,784 FACES ON THEM. MY FAVORITE TWO ARE OF DANNY DeVITO 284 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:10,590 SENT A PICTURE THERE SHE IS >> Steve: AWW. 285 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:16,162 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JOHNNY DEPP. >> Jimmy: AND JOHNNY DEPP 286 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,064 BEHIND HER YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 287 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,935 @INTERLUDEJ. THAT WAS TARIQ'S FIRST RAP NAME 288 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,237 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE SAYS, "I PREFER TO EAT SPAGHETTI-Os COLD RIGHT OUT OF 289 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,041 THE CAN. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH 290 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,743 [ APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW 291 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:32,045 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO 292 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,880 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL B. JORDAN. 293 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:55,769 INTERLUDEJ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 294 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,604 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR WHO PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE 295 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,907 NEW MOVIE, "WITHOUT REMORSE. IT'S AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW 296 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:09,816 VIDEO TOMORROW HERE HE IS, MICHAEL B. JORDAN. 297 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,284 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 298 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,186 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES! COME ON, BUD 299 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,922 IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 300 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,058 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN THANKS FOR HAVING ME HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING? 301 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:19,826 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S DOING GOOD 302 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,228 WE GOT A CROWD WE HAVE A CROWD. WE HAVE PEOPLE BACK IN THE 303 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,064 STUDIO IT'S AWESOME >> I LOVE IT 304 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:25,398 LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: PAL, I WANT TO ASK YOU. 305 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,334 CAUSE THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW, YOU WERE ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE 306 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,869 THAT WAS PRETTY EPIC HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. THE COVER OF "PEOPLE." 307 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:40,814 YOU'RE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW I WANT TO KNOW - 308 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:43,883 I WANT TO KNOW HOW HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED SINCE BEING NAMED SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. 309 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:49,489 >> I MEAN, IT'S A GIFT AND A A CURSE, YOU KNOW. PEOPLE DON'T TELL YOU THAT YOU 310 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,827 INSTANTLY HAVE A TARGET ON YOUR BACK I MEAN, ALL MY BOYS IN EVERY 311 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,228 GROUP CHAT, JUST IMAGINE, THEY'RE JUST CONSTANTLY ROASTING ME. 312 00:19:55,228 --> 00:20:01,468 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING I 313 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,636 DO IS LIKE - "OH, IT'S BECAUSE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IS TAKING OFF HIS 314 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,338 JACKET OH, THE WAY HE WEARS HIS SHIRT HE EATS LIKE THE SEXIEST MAN 315 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:10,643 ALIVE. IT'S LIKE, "ALRIGHT, THIS IS ENOUGH." 316 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,612 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. >> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 317 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,347 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, MY MOM AND LIKE MY AUNT, YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE IT KIND OF VACUUM 318 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:19,619 SEALED YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IN LIKE SARAN WRAP, YOU KNOW 319 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,688 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S LIKE UP ON THE MANTLE CAUSE THEY - 320 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,990 >> Jimmy: THEY BOUGHT EVERY ISSUE OFF THE NEWSSTAND. >> EVERY ONE 321 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,761 EVERY ONE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME >> EVERY ONE 322 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,562 >> Jimmy: SEE, COME ON HERE YOU ARE ON ANOTHER COVER OF A MAGAZINE. 323 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,966 THIS IS MEN'S HEALTH COVER WHICH, LOOK AT THIS. COME ON. 324 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:39,172 THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MY BOY LEO -- LEO VOLCY DID 325 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,707 THAT COVER HE'S MY PHOTOGRAPHERS AND VIDEOGRAPHER 326 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,110 THAT WAS HIS FIRST COVER SO IT'S SPECIAL, IT'S SPECIAL. >> Jimmy: DID HE TAKE THIS 327 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,612 PICTURE ON THE INSIDE OF YOU -- THIS IS YOU UNDERWATER, HOLDING A ROCK 328 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:52,419 >> YES, YES. HE TOOK THAT ONE TOO IT WAS A CRAZY WORKOUT, MAN. 329 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,087 I'M SITTING UP THERE, YOU KNOW, JUMPING UP TO THE SURFACE TRYING TO GET SOME AIR 330 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,991 DROPPING DOWN THERE TRYING TO GET THE PERFECT -- THE FRAMING RIGHT. 331 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,427 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. THAT'S A WORKOUT YOU GO DOWN, YOU FIND A ROCK 332 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:05,065 AND YOU CARRY IT >> YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF SURFERS, YOU KNOW, AND 333 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:09,903 ATHLETES, THEY WORK ON THEIR BREATHING AND THEIR CONDITIONING UNDERWATER. 334 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,205 SO, LIKE, YOU WOULD CARRY A STONE THAT WILL WEIGHT YOU TO THE BOTTOM AND YOU WOULD JUST 335 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:19,312 GET YOUR CARDIO IN UNDERWATER. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO YEAH, THAT WAS SOMETHING 336 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,081 THAT WE WORKED ON. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE SIMILAR WORKOUTS 337 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:26,186 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M SURE MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN 338 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,088 PREPRODUCTION FOR "CREED 3," I AM PSYCHED ABOUT THIS. I CAN'T WAIT 339 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:36,363 I LOVE THE FIRST TWO BUT YOU'RE DIRECTING THIS ONE. THAT'S MASSIVE, BUDDY. 340 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,198 >> YES >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 341 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:40,166 THAT'S BIG >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN. THANK YOU, THANK YOU 342 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,235 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW, IT'S THE ONE CHARACTER AND STORY THAT I KNOW 343 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,237 THE MOST YOU KNOW, THIRD TIME DOING IT. IT'S THE THIRD TIME I'VE PLAYED 344 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,106 ANY ROLE BEFORE AND I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER REALLY READY TO DIRECT, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU 345 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:59,119 JUST GOT TO JUMP IN THE DEEP END AND YOU KNOW, SINK OR SWIM >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 346 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,920 YOUR NEW MOVIE BUT BEFORE THAT, I JUST WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION THIS COOL THING 347 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,124 YOU'RE DOING FOR YOUR HOMETOWN, FOR NEWARK >> YEAH. 348 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:06,426 I'M PUTTING ON A, YOU KNOW, HBCU CLASSICS, CALLED THE HOOP DREAMS CLASSIC THAT'S TAKING 349 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:15,702 PLACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, AT THE PRUDENTIAL CENTRAL DECEMBER 18TH. 350 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,938 AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT, MAN. HONESTLY, JUST REALLY 351 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,740 HIGHLIGHTING THE HBCU'S AND, YOU KNOW, PUTTING THEM ON A STAGE SO THEY CAN BE 352 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,075 RECOGNIZED, THEIR TALENT, AND BRINGING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER 353 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:29,282 I THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT TO DO >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> AND I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN, 354 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:33,553 MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S 355 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,088 IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KEEP DOING STUFF LIKE THAT. I LOVE THAT YOU KEEP DOING 356 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,223 STUFF LIKE THAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. "WITHOUT REMORSE." 357 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:47,200 NOW, THIS IS TOM CLANCY. THIS IS BIG SHOES RIGHT HERE >> YES, SIR. 358 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,102 >> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO DO THIS ONE? >> TO BE HONEST, AS A KID, I 359 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:53,740 USED TO PLAY "RAINBOW SIX" A A LOT. >> Jimmy: "RAINBOW SIX." 360 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,975 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW! >> AS A GAMER, I USED TO PLAY 361 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,977 THE VIDEO GAME A LOT, AND YOU KNOW, BEEN A FAN OF TOM CLANCY AND HIS UNIVERSE EVER SINCE. 362 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,746 SO WHEN I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHECK OUT THE SCRIPT AND BREATHE SOME LIFE INTO IT, AND 363 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:03,216 BASICALLY MODERNIZE IT YOU KNOW, MAKE IT MORE OF A REFLECTION OF THE WORLD THAT 364 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:15,061 WE LIVE IN TODAY I KIND OF JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY. 365 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,464 YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY TO DO MY OWN STUNTS YOU KNOW, YOU GROW UP WATCHING 366 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,866 THESE TYPES OF MOVIES. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT WESLEY SNIPES, AND TOM CRUISE, 367 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,634 AND MICHAEL JAI WHITE AND JACKIE CHAN WHO TRAINED, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, FOR THESE 368 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,836 STUNTS AND NOW, I GET A CHANCE TO DO IT MYSELF. 369 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:31,678 I'M ALL FOR THAT >> Jimmy: BUT I WATCH YOU DO ALL THESE STUNTS AND THIS 370 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:35,281 REALLY IS AN ACTION PACKED MOVIE. LIKE BEYOND ACTION PACKED 371 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:45,091 MOVIE. >> IT'S FUN. >> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, YOU'RE 372 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,760 FIGHTING OFF THREE GUYS. YOU LIGHT A CAR ON FIRE AND THEN, YOU GET IN THAT CAR AND I 373 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,162 GO, "NEVER SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE WOW! 374 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,898 AND IT'S YOU DOING IT FOR REAL >> YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S ME. 375 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,167 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT LIKE ARE YOU AFRAID SEE, I WOULD BE AFRAID OF 376 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,936 MESSING UP THE TAKE. AND BE LIKE, "OKAY, JIMMY, NO BIG DEAL 377 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:01,041 WE'LL JUST LIGHT ANOTHER CAR ON FIRE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 378 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,709 >> IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT MOST OF THE STUNTS IN THE MOVIE YOU CAN TRAIN FOR. 379 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:07,514 YOU CAN'T REALLY TRAIN YOURSELF NOT TO BE HOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 380 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:12,886 LIKE THE FIRE IS THE FIRE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO THAT WAS PROBABLY THE ONE 381 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:16,823 STUNT THAT I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT AS MUCH. I JUST WANTED TO DO IT 382 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,558 SO THEY COVER YOU IN THIS FLAME RETARDANT GEL. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU MIGHT 383 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:23,697 LOSE SOME EYEBROWS AND SOME EYELASHES IN THE PROCESS, BUT I CAME AWAY WITH MOST OF MINE. 384 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:27,300 AND YOU JUST HOP IN THE CAR, MAN. AND YOU DO THE SCENE 385 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:35,842 AND YOU KNOW, GOT TO GET OUT IT WAS HOT >> Jimmy: YEAH 386 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,178 >> IT WAS HOT. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THIS IS FANTASTIC AND CONGRATS ON THIS 387 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:41,214 ONE. I WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 388 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:44,084 HERE'S A CLIP. HERE'S MICHAEL B. JORDAN IN "WITHOUT REMORSE." 389 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:44,117 HERE'S MICHAEL B. JORDAN IN "WITHOUT REMORSE." 390 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,226 >> YOU REMEMBER ME >> WHAT? 391 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,295 >> WHO WAS THE FOURTH GUY IN MY HOUSE? GIVE ME A NAME 392 00:24:55,295 --> 00:25:08,041 [ SCREAMING YOU GIVE ME A NAME >> OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A NAME. 393 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:19,252 JOHN KELLY YOU ARE A PROBLEM. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD 394 00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,755 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY. 395 00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:23,823 MICHAEL B. JORDAN, EVERYBODY "WITHOUT REMORSE" IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO TOMORROW 396 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:28,762 MICHAEL AND I ARE PLAYING WORD SNEAK WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND 397 00:25:28,762 --> 00:25:52,285 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 398 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:54,587 >> Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 399 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,256 MICHAEL B. JORDAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, MICHAEL, I WANT TO KEEP 400 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:59,092 THE INTERVIEW GOING, BUT I THOUGHT WE'D MAKE THE CONVERSATION A LITTLE BIT MORE 401 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,194 INTERESTING WITH A GAME WE CALL "WORD SNEAK. HERE WE GO 402 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:01,227 "WORD SNEAK. HERE WE GO 403 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:09,235 * WORD SNEA WORD SNEAK * 404 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,038 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE EACH HAVE CARDS WITH RANDOM WORDS WRITTEN ON THEM AND OUR 405 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,507 GOAL IS TO WORK THESE WORDS INTO THE CONVERSATION AS CASUALLY AND SEAMLESSLY AS 406 00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,343 POSSIBLE MAKE SENSE >> GOT IT. 407 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:21,848 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO NOW YOU LOOK AT YOUR TOP CARD. 408 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,117 I'LL LOOK AT MINE. YOU START IT OFF AND LET THE WORD SNEAK BEGIN 409 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:28,488 MICHAEL, ANY PLANS FOR THE SUMMER >> THE SUMMER? 410 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:32,525 YEAH YOU KNOW, I LOVE GETTING OUTDOORS 411 00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:34,928 YOU'VE BEEN TO VENICE BEACH? YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THE BICYCLES AND LIKE THE ROLLER 412 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:38,765 BLADES - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH I LOVE VENICE BEACH. 413 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:47,407 [ BELL RINGS ] >> YOU KNOW, OUTSIDE - IT'S KIND OF LIKE, YOU JUST -- 414 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,709 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND DO YOU GO RIGHT HOME WHEN YOU GO FROM THE BEACH? 415 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:52,746 YOU GO RIGHT INTO YOUR HOUSE >> NO, NO. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I DRIVE, 416 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,482 BUT SOMETIMES LIKE THE 405 IS SO PACKED, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THERE'S LIKE BOATS, TUGBOATS, 417 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:58,651 AND THINGS LIKE THAT [ BELL RINGS ] >> Jimmy: YOU SNUCK IN YOUR 418 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:01,154 WORD ALREADY I WAS JUST SAYING, IF YOU GO TO YOUR HOUSE, THERE'S PROBABLY 419 00:27:01,154 --> 00:27:03,490 SAND ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO YOU GOT TO GET A ROOMBA TO CLEAN IT UP. 420 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,859 BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL >> OH, OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, THAT'S 421 00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:08,361 GOOD SO YOU DO THAT THEN -- AND THEN YOU GO ON 422 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:15,168 THE 405. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO WHEN I USED TO DRIVE? 423 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:22,375 I USED TO -- >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:24,778 >> Jimmy: GET A LITTLE NERVOUS GET A LITTLE NERVOUS BEFORE I DRIVE, SO -- 425 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:27,047 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT MY GRANDPA TOLD ME A LITTLE TRICK 426 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:29,149 THROW DOWN A COUPLE OF APPLETINIS BEFORE YOU -- [ BELL RINGS ] 427 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:34,387 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DRIVE TOO 428 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,690 FAST, OF COURSE, YEAH. >> SEE, THAT'S CRAZY THAT HE TOLD YOU THE APPLETINIS. 429 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:39,325 FOR ME, YOU KNOW, I'M AA EATER YOU KNOW, I EAT, SO -- WHAT REALLY, LIKE, SETTLES MY 430 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:47,834 STOMACH, MY NERVES WHEN I DO DRIVE -- IT'S CRAZY 431 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:51,438 SOMETIMES REFRIED BEANS. AND YOU KNOW - [ BELL RINGS ] 432 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:55,175 >> Jimmy: REFRIED BEANS IS WHAT CALMS YOUR NERVES DOWN >> YEAH. 433 00:27:55,175 --> 00:28:00,747 YOU KNOW, WITH NACHOS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, I LIKE NACHOS, SOMETIMES YOU GOT 434 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,083 TO PUT THE LAYER OF REFRIED BEANS. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EAT THAT 435 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:05,318 STUFF. I CAN'T EAT THAT STUFF CAUSE I BLOW UP LIKE A MEDIUM SIZED 436 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:08,288 OSTRICH. PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- [ BELL RINGS ] 437 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:10,457 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 438 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:13,526 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, SO I CAN'T DO THAT TYPE OF STUFF ANYMORE. 439 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,729 >> AND THEN YOU KNOW, IF YOU BLOW UP LIKE A MEDIUM SIZED OSTRICH, THE NACHOS THAT I 440 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:25,105 USUALLY -- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT CHEW ON SOMETHING CRAZY AND YOU KNOW - 441 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:28,141 >> Jimmy: I GUESS. I GUESS. >> THE TEETH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 442 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:31,144 SAYING >> Jimmy: NO >> LIKE SOMETIMES YOUR TOOTH'S 443 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,847 ALL -- YOU'RE CRAZY, LIKE MY DENTIST ACTUALLY STOPPED SEEING ME AND I HAD TO GO SEE 444 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:37,951 JOHN CENA'S DENTIST. [ BELL RINGS ] YEAH, I HAD TO GO SEE HIM ONE 445 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:43,056 TIME >> Jimmy: WOW. >> HE TOOK ME IN LAST MINUTE 446 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:45,925 IT WAS GREAT IT WAS GREAT IT WAS GREAT 447 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,294 >> Jimmy: JOHN CENA'S DENTIST? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THAT'S 448 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,597 INTERESTING. THE DENTIST ACTUALLY SAYS, "YOU CAN'T SEE ME," AS HE'S 449 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:54,567 OPERATING ON YOU >> I SEE WHAT YOU DID. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT DENTIST, 450 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,071 CAUSE I WENT TO THIS WEIRD PARTY A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND I ENDED UP IN A HOT TUB WITH 451 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:02,509 JOHN CENA'S DENTIST -- WAS IN THERE. >> OKAY. 452 00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,678 >> Jimmy: CRAZY, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THERE. CINDY ADAMS IN THERE 453 00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:12,352 BIV FROM BELL BIV DEVOE WAS IN THERE. COULD'VE BEEN BELL, I THINK IT 454 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,020 WAS BIV THOUGH BIV WAS THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:19,459 >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS DUDE WHO PLAYED BASS FOR ONE OF 456 00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:23,063 BRIAN McKNIGHT'S TOURS >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THE DUDE THAT -- WHO 457 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:25,231 DREW SCOOTER -- HE DID THE VOICE OF SCOOTER FROM "MUPPET BABIES." 458 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,267 HE WAS IN THERE. JUST A BUNCH - THE KID FROM JERRY MAGUIRE WAS 459 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:36,943 IN THERE >> HOW BIG WAS - [ BELL RINGS ] 460 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,912 >> REALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS JUST -- I HAD TO GET THE HELL OUT OF 461 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:41,247 THERE. >> I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF -- THAT'S A BIG HOT TUB 462 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:44,451 >> Jimmy: IT WAS A SMALL POOL. IT WAS A SMALL POOL. >> SMALL POOL. 463 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:47,087 >> Jimmy: BUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THERE AT ONCE MADE IT HOT, YOU KNOW 464 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:48,755 >> GOTCHA. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HEATED IT RIGHT UP 465 00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:52,058 >> YES, YES, YES YES. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO 466 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:55,295 A CRAZY PARTY OR SOMETHING >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 467 00:29:55,295 --> 00:30:03,403 I'M MORE OF A -- I'M A A HOMEBODY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 468 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:05,739 >> AND I -- SOMETIMES I PICK UP HOBBIES. YOU KNOW, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, 469 00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:12,579 GUITAR OR -- YOU KNOW, TATTOOING WAS SOMETHING THAT I WAS INTERESTED IN AT ONE POINT 470 00:30:12,579 --> 00:30:15,181 >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S AN INTERESTING HOBBY. >> SOMETIMES I DO RANDOM 471 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:19,252 PIERCINGS, YOU KNOW, LIP PIERCINGS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. IF YOU WANTED IT, I COULD GIVE 472 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:22,522 YOU A LIP RING YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THAT. [ BELL RINGS ] 473 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,824 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD. >> IF YOU WERE INTO IT >> Jimmy: I'M REALLY, REALLY 474 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:34,968 SCARED OF THAT THAT'S SCARY REALLY SCARY 475 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,736 >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE -- WHAT IS THAT WAS THAT -- THAT SOUNDS LIKE 476 00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:40,774 BUGS BUNNY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU RASCALLY RABBIT 477 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:46,446 [ BELL RINGS ] THAT'S MY MAN. HE SET ME UP 478 00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:48,848 MICHAEL B. JORDAN. THAT'S MY MAN RIGHT THERE. HIS NEW MOVIE, "WITHOUT 479 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:53,386 REMORSE," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. STICK AROUND 480 00:30:53,386 --> 00:31:13,840 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. * 481 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,376 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN. HIS NEW SPECIAL, "THE GREATEST 482 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:24,584 AVERAGE AMERICAN," IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX HERE HE IS, NATE BARGATZE, 483 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,519 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 484 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,822 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 485 00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:30,990 >> THIS IS IT. >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT 486 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:34,728 >> YEAH, DUDE. I LIVE -- THIS IS HOW I PRACTICE MY COMEDY 487 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:40,400 IT'S A BRICK WALL. FUNNY BONE I'M IN A TOLEDO FUNNY BONE 488 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,369 RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY THAT'S FANTASTIC 489 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:45,872 YOU'RE ON THE ROAD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 490 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:48,508 >> I'M ON THE ROAD I'VE BEEN DOING IT UP, MAN WE DID A BUNCH OF DRIVE-IN 491 00:31:48,508 --> 00:31:53,847 SHOWS LEADING UP TO THIS, WHICH IS TOUGH BUT IT WAS FUN 492 00:31:53,847 --> 00:31:58,018 LIKE YOU SEE A FORD F-150 LEAVE EARLY. THAT'S PRETTY TOUGH TO WATCH 493 00:31:58,018 --> 00:32:04,124 [ LAUGHTER ] I WATCHED HIM, LIKE, NOT BE ABLE TO FIND THE EXIT. 494 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:09,062 I MEAN, JUST BIG TRUCK WITH LIGHTS ABOVE IT. AND YOU JUST SEE HIM KIND OF 495 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,564 KEEP GOING BACKING DOWN THE AISLE. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 496 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:14,167 >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, BUD WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK OUT 497 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:20,306 THERE. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND A LITTLE BIT 498 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:25,111 BECAUSE I THINK SHOW BIZ IS IN YOUR DNA, YOUR DAD IS A WORLD FAMOUS MAGICIAN, 499 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:29,249 STEPHEN BARGATZE AND WERE YOU EVER -- DO YOU KNOW ANY TRICKS? 500 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:33,853 DO YOU KNOW MAGIC? >> I DO NOT. I ALWAYS SAY, "I CANNOT DO 501 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:38,324 MAGIC. I CAN RUIN IT FOR YOU IF YOU WANT THAT. 502 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,294 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS ALL -- YOU KNOW, YOU MET HIM WHEN WE DID OUR TOUR 503 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:46,533 TOGETHER AND THE PICTURE ON HIS PHONE, I SWEAR TO YOU, IT'S ME, YOU AND 504 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:51,137 HIM, AND I'M CUT OUT AND IT'S JUST YOU AND HIM ON HIS PHONE. 505 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,741 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE YOU, DAD! STEPHEN, HI BUD! 506 00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:58,178 THAT'S FANTASTIC CAN YOU TELL THE STORY -- YOUR DAD OPENED FOR YOU 507 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:01,614 YOU ASKED YOUR DAD --YOUR FIRST HEADLINING GIG >> FIRST GIG 508 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:04,584 SO I DID THIS -- THIS WAS LIKE FOUR OR FIVE YEARS INTO COMEDY AND I GOT A COLLEGE, BELMONT IN 509 00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:09,489 NASHVILLE. THIS IS WHEN YOU FIRST START, I DON'T HAVE AN HOUR OF MATERIAL 510 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,258 BUT YOU STILL JUST TAKE THE GIG, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS ASKING YOU 511 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,961 SO I TOLD MY DAD, I WAS LIKE, "LOOK. YOU NEED TO COME DO IT AND OPEN 512 00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:25,071 FOR ME." MY DAD HAS BEEN DOING MAGIC FOR 30 YEARS AND HE'S VERY FUNNY, 513 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:27,073 HE'S VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T BE TOO GOOD 514 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:33,113 BUT, I ALSO NEED YOU TO DO LIKE 40 MINUTES." [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,715 THE SHOW IS GOING TO BE LIKE AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES. SO I'M LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO DO 516 00:33:35,715 --> 00:33:38,351 A LOT. >> Jimmy: THE OPENING ACT IS 40 MINUTES 517 00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:43,089 >> DUDE, THAT'S ALL I HAD. SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN DO SOME," AND THEN I WAS ALSO 518 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:46,126 LIKE, "BY THE WAY, I'M NOT PAYING YOU I HAVE NO MONEY. 519 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:50,930 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> I THINK I MADE HIM PAY ME TO OPEN FOR ME. 520 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:54,534 AND SO HE DID THE SHOW AND OF COURSE, HE CRUSHES. AND THEN WHEN HE BRINGS ME ON 521 00:33:54,534 --> 00:34:01,074 STAGE, HE CRIES, WHICH - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH, IS WORSE THAN FOLLOWING 522 00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:05,245 SOMEONE DOING GOOD, I'VE LEARNED. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A SWEET 523 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:09,182 MOMENT, BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "DAD, I'M KIND OF IN A HOLE WHEN YOU'RE CRYING AND YOU BRING ME 524 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:15,288 ON STAGE." >> Jimmy: HE'S SO PROUD OF YOU >> HE'S VERY PROUD 525 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:20,427 IT'S JUST TOUGH TO BRING THE ROOM BACK UP AFTER - HE'S DOING VERY GOOD 526 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:23,596 HE IS, RIGHT NOW, HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD OF MAGICIANS 527 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:27,467 IBM. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IBM STANDS FOR 528 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:31,471 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. NO 529 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:33,540 THEY SELL COMPUTERS ON THE SIDE >> Jimmy: WOW! 530 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:39,112 >> THEIR MAIN THING IS MAGIC SO IT'S A BIG -- DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOUR Q ENDS UP BEING 531 00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:42,849 G? IT'S LIKE, THAT'S THE LITTLE STUFF THAT THEY DO WITH 532 00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:50,190 KEYBOARDS. >> Jimmy: IT TRULY IS MAGIC. YOU'RE RIGHT 533 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:53,893 BUD, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PODCAST QUICK, TOO THE "NATELAND" PODCAST 534 00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:58,798 HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE "NATELAND" PODCAST >> COVID 535 00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:03,503 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER >> LIKE -- THAT WAS IT 536 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:06,573 YOU KNOW LIKE WE DID IT I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TO -- 537 00:35:06,573 --> 00:35:11,678 I WAS NOT ON THE ROAD, WANTED TO START A PODCAST IT'S NOT -- YOU KNOW, IT KIND 538 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:17,484 OF FITS WITH WHAT I DO IT'S CLEAN, IT'S NOT POLITICS. NOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT 539 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:21,855 IT'S JUST TRYING TO, LIKE, GIVE PEOPLE A BREAK AND, LIKE, JUST TRY TO BE FUNNY. 540 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:29,095 WE TALK ABOUT CALENDARS, LIKE WHERE CALENDARS CAME FROM. I MEAN, STUFF -- OUR GOAL IS TO 541 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:31,164 MAKE YOU DUMBER. YOU LEAVE DUMBER THAN WHEN YOU GOT THERE. 542 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:35,201 AND THAT'S THE MAIN GOAL [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? 543 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,937 >> I'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL -- IS WHAT I TRY TO DO >> Jimmy: HEY, CONGRATS ON YOUR 544 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:40,774 NETFLIX SPECIAL. NOW, "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN." 545 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:46,579 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY? >> I MEAN, I ATE AT WAFFLE HOUSE YESTERDAY. 546 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,882 SO THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. DURING THE DAY I WENT DURING THE DAY. 547 00:35:48,882 --> 00:35:53,253 JUST A NORMAL -- >> Jimmy: WOW! SOBER. 548 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:56,189 >> YEAH, THAT'S NORMALLY, IT'S LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE THERE DURING THE DAY 549 00:35:56,189 --> 00:36:00,026 >> Jimmy: WAFFLE HOUSE, NO >> BUT I WAS IN THERE. I HAD A BUDDY FROM CANADA. 550 00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:03,296 AND SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU WANT TO SEE TENNESSEE, MAN?" AND I SHOWED HIM, WE WENT TO 551 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:12,272 WAFFLE HOUSE DURING THE DAY. SO, I THINK I HAVE VERY AVERAGE -- ALL MY TASTES ARE -- 552 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:18,611 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ON McDONALD'S MENU AT ALL TIMES THERE'S NO SURPRISES 553 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,914 WHEN THE McRIB COMES BACK, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT BEFORE YOU MIGHT KNOW 554 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:25,185 A LITTLE HEADS UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE THE 555 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,587 BEST I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S NATE BARGATZE IN HIS NEW 556 00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:33,193 SPECIAL ON NETFLIX, "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 557 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:33,226 GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 558 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:38,098 YEAR [ LAUGHTER ] 559 00:36:38,098 --> 00:36:42,235 OUT OF ALL OF THE YEARS, THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST ONE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THERE'S 560 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:47,907 ALIENS THEY SAID THERE'S UFOS AND NO ONE CARES. 561 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:54,781 WHAT KIND OF YEAR COULD YOU HAVE THAT YOU COULD SNEAK IN, "HEY EVERYBODY," ON THE NEWS 562 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:59,486 AT THE END OF THE NEWS, THEY GO, "THERE ARE UFOs," AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, DO THEY HAVE 563 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:03,556 COVID? AND YOU'RE LIKE, NO, NO. THEY WON'T GET TESTED. 564 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:09,562 IT'S FUNNY, I TOLD MY WIFE THAT I SAID, "THEY SAID THERE'S 565 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:12,165 UFOs." AND SHE JUST WENT ABOUT HER DAY. 566 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:15,135 I MEAN, JUST -- YOU MIGHT EVEN WATCH THIS AND BE LIKE, "OH, I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THAT. 567 00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:17,537 AND THAT'S THE POINT THAT'S HOW AMAZING 2 2020 HAS BEEN. 568 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:19,205 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 569 00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:24,077 NATE BARGATZE, EVERYBODY "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 570 00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:26,379 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM COI LERAY STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 571 00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:48,601 THANK YOU, NATE. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD * 572 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:57,344 >> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "NO MORE PARTIES," HERE'S COI LERAY 573 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:57,844 HERE'S COI LERAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 574 00:37:58,244 --> 00:37:58,745 * 575 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:03,350 * THEY WANNA EA OFF MY PLATE * * THEY WANNA EAT OFF ME 576 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:07,620 WHEN I HAD MY VISION YOU COULDN'T SEE * * I'M OFF TO BETTER THING 577 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,457 ONLY DOING THAT' GONNA MAKE ME ELEVATE * * ONLY WANT PEOPLE aROUND 578 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:12,525 THAT'S GONNA MAK ME BETTER * * MHM IT'S A MHM * 579 00:38:12,525 --> 00:38:14,694 * THEY ASK HOW GET THAT OOH I'M TOO BUSY GETTING 580 00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:21,034 THIS MONEY * * COUNTING THIS CHEDDAR MY DADDY LET ME DOWN BUT I 581 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:25,872 PROMISE YO I WON'T LET UP * * I WANNA SAY THAT MA 582 00:38:25,872 --> 00:38:29,342 BUT WON' MAKE ME BETTER ME AND MY BROTHER * 583 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:31,644 * STILL BEEFING RIGHT NOW CAUSE HE AIN'T GET THAT LETTER * 584 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:37,117 * NUMB TO THE PAI AND I'M LIKE YEA EVERYBODY I CAN' 585 00:38:37,117 --> 00:38:42,922 TRUST NOBODY * * I AIN'T EVE REALLY TRYING TO PARTY 586 00:38:42,922 --> 00:38:47,060 DON'T INVITE M TO NO PARTY * * YEAH PULL UP IN THAT MH 587 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,062 IT'S A MHM THEY ASK HOW I GET THAT OOH * 588 00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:53,500 * I'M A HUSTLER BAB YOU MUST NOT KNOW ME BABY * * I'M OFF TO BETTER THING 589 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:58,438 I'M ONLY DOING THAT' GONNA MAKE ME ELEVATE * * ONLY WANT PEOPLE AROUND 590 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:03,576 THAT'S GONNA MAK ME BETTER * * MHM IT'S MHM * 591 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:09,482 * THEY ASK HOW GET THAT OOH CAN'T WORRY ABOUT NOBODY GOTTA WORRY 592 00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,651 ABOUT MY BUSINESS * * DON'T BRING THE DUDES AROUND M 593 00:39:11,651 --> 00:39:15,021 I DON'T KNOW THEY INTENTIONS * * DON'T WANNA 594 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:20,093 FALL IN LOVE CAUSE THESE LI ARE TRIPPING * 595 00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:25,799 * WHY I STAY OU THE WAY GOTT MAKE SURE 596 00:39:25,799 --> 00:39:27,934 KEEP MY DISTANCE * * WHY THEY WANNA HATE M THIS IS CRAZ 597 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:30,136 SHE MAD I TOOK HER OOH * * BUSS IT BABY OOH YEAH 598 00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:33,206 YOU MUST NOT KNOW ME BABY * * I'M OFF TO BETTER THING I'M ONLY DOING THAT' 599 00:39:33,206 --> 00:39:36,710 GONNA MAKE ME ELEVATE * * ONLY WANT PEOPLE AROUND THAT'S GONNA MAK 600 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:40,313 ME BETTER * * MHM IT'S SO MHMM * * THEY ASK HOW 601 00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:42,816 GET THAT OOH PULL UP IN THAT MH IT'S SO MHM * 602 00:39:42,816 --> 00:39:47,287 * THEY ASK HOW GET THAT OOH * * 603 00:39:47,287 --> 00:40:13,546 * YEAH LET'S GO * * * THEY ASK HO 604 00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:18,184 I GET THAT OOH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 605 00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:20,020 NIGHT -- JAMES SPADER AND ABBI JACOBSON WILL BE HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE 606 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:23,490 MUSIC FROM BEACH BUNNY MY THANKS TO MICHAEL B. JORDAN, NATE BARGATZE. 607 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,993 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, NATE. COI LERAY, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT 608 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,062 THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 609 00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:33,867 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY