1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,979 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:19,853 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,590 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHAEL CHE, 4 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:27,761 KATE UPTON MUSICAL GUEST NICKI NICOLE WITH SPECIAL GUEST LUNAY, 5 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:36,469 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1450 6 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:43,343 >> Questlove: 1450 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:49,716 * 8 00:00:49,716 --> 00:01:03,163 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,099 HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:10,370 THANK YOU! PLEASE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE 11 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:15,075 TONIGHT SHOW", EVERYBODY THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:21,314 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS TODAY THE CDC MADE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT 13 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:24,084 A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT WEARING MASKS. WATCH THIS 14 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,553 >> THE CDC NOW SAYS THAT 15 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:29,189 VACCINATED AMERICANS GENERALLY DO NOT NEED TO WEAR MASKS OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT 16 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,659 IN A LARGE GATHERING >> Jimmy: WHEN PEOPLE HEARD THAT, PEOPLE IN THE STREET 17 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:35,295 STARTED FLASHING THEIR MOUTHS LIKE IT WAS MARDI GRAS LIKE, WHOO 18 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:42,836 WHOO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I GOT TO BE HONEST, I'M GOING 19 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,338 TO MISS WEARING A MASK THE ADULT ACNE MADE ME FEEL YOUNG. 20 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:51,111 [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NOW WE CAN STOP WEIRDLY OPENING OUR EYES 21 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:56,616 TO GREET PEOPLE ON THE STREET. LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,420 THAT'S RIGHT THE CDC UPDATED ITS GUIDANCE ON OUTDOOR MASKING FOR BOTH 23 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,956 VACCINATED AND UNVACCINATED PEOPLE AND THEY EVEN RELEASED THIS 24 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:08,328 HELPFUL CHART. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:13,233 YEAH, I LIKE TO THINK THE SKETCH ARTIST AT THE CDC IS LIKE, "I'LL TELL YOU, I CAN DO 26 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:18,371 HAIR, EARS, EYES AND MOUTH I JUST DON'T DO NOSES. I JUST DON'T - 27 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:23,376 IT IS NOT MY THING." THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT A -- 28 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:30,183 "I'LL DO IT FOR CHEAP, I'LL DO IT FOR CHEAP I JUST DON'T DO THEM." 29 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:34,087 THE CHART RANKS ACTIVITIES FROM SAFEST TO LESS SAFE TO LEAST SAFE 30 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:40,560 IT'S THE SAME CHART PEOPLE USE WHEN DECIDING BETWEEN DELTA, UNITED AND SPIRIT AIRLINES 31 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,098 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT IS A BIG WEEK FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN. 32 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,101 TOMORROW HE DELIVERS HIS FIRST JOINT ADDRESS TO CONGRESS. YEP, EVERYONE IS LOOKING 33 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,704 FORWARD TO HEARING BIDEN SPEAK THEN AT THE LAST MINUTE THEY'RE GOING TO CALL ON 34 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:57,610 ANTHONY HOPKINS INSTEAD. IT IS ALWAYS INTERESTING TO WATCH A PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS 35 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:01,114 HALF THE CROWD CHEERS, HALF THE CROWD SITS IN SILENCE. IT IS LIKE A THROWBACK TO HARRY 36 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:09,322 AND MEGHAN'S WEDDING, DON'T YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:14,327 YEAH, BIDEN ADDRESS WILL BE ON ALL OF THE MAJOR NETWORKS. OF COURSE, ON TELEMUNDO, BIDEN 38 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:18,498 WILL BE DUBBED IN SPANISH AND ON FOX NEWS HE WILL BE DUBBED BY A DEMON 39 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:28,742 [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME TECH NEWS 40 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:35,982 AFTER A LONG WAIT, APPLE ROLLED OUT A NEW PRIVACY FEATURE THAT REQUIRES APPS LIKE FACEBOOK TO 41 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,151 ASK PERMISSION BEFORE TRACKING THE ACTIVITY ON YOUR iPHONE. YEAH 42 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:46,259 [ APPLAUSE ] SO NOW YOU CAN RELAX AT HOME IN TOTAL PRIVACY. 43 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:52,799 >> YES, TOTAL PRIVACY. HA-HA-HA [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,403 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AFTER YEARS OF INFRINGING ON OUR PRIVACY, APPLE IS LIKE, WE'RE AGAINST 45 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,774 COLLECTING YOUR DATA STARTING NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:06,479 APPLE ALSO INTRODUCED NEW EMOJIS INCLUDING FACE EXHALING AND FACE IN CLOUDS 47 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:14,220 TAKE A LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THE EGGPLANT EMOJI IS 48 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:24,731 LIKE, COME ON, WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME 49 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:28,234 I SAW THAT GUINNESS JUST DEBUTED A NEW BEER WITH NITRO COLD BREWED COFFEE IN IT 50 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:32,839 CHECK IT OUT YEAH THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE 51 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:38,078 SLUGGISH DRUNK IN YOUR LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS A GREAT PRODUCT IF YOU 52 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:42,682 WANT YOUR HEART TO FEEL LIKE IT IS NAPPING AND SKYDIVING AT THE SAME TIME. 53 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,619 IT SHOULD BE FUN WALKING AROUND THE OFFICE WITH A CAN OF THAT. LIKE, "9:00 A.M., TIME FOR 54 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:52,359 ANOTHER PICK ME UP [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, GUINNESS AND 55 00:04:52,359 --> 00:05:00,533 COFFEE IRISH PEOPLE CALL THAT BABY FORMULA. 56 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:23,423 AND ANOTHER UNLIKELY PAIRING, VACCINE AT ONE, THIS AT 1A TO SOME IT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT 57 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:31,164 IT'S STILL BETTER THAN GERBER SRIRACHA [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:40,907 WELCOME BACK TO BABY HOT ONES! COME ON. HEY, SOME GOOD NEWS FOR DUNKIN' 59 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,410 DONUTS FANS. THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'RE ADDING COCONUT MILK TO THEIR 60 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,278 MENU YEP, THEY'LL KEEP IT ON THE TABLE BETWEEN THE CREAM AND THE 61 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:49,649 ASHTRAY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND IF YOU ORDER IT, LEGALLY 62 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:54,688 THEY'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. "I GOT A LARGE ICED COFFEE FOR 63 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,725 PRINCE BRANDON, WHO IS TOO GOOD FOR COWS THAT'S BRANDON, B AS IN 64 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:06,032 BEE-ATCH!" [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY SOME NEWS FROM 65 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:10,737 OVERSEAS I READ THAT NEXT MONTH A A HIGH-END APARTMENT COMPLEX IN 66 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:16,209 LONDON IS OPENING UP A A SEE-THROUGH POOL THAT SITS 115 FEET HIGH. 67 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,278 LOOK AT THIS THING >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 68 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:24,050 >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT, BECAUSE WHEN I THINK SUNNY ROOFTOP POOLS I THINK LONDON 69 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,787 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW SOMEONE'S LAST WORDS ARE GOING TO BE, "CANNONBALL!" 70 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:30,957 [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 71 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,060 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 72 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:40,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 73 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:49,876 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 74 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,913 FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, HIS NEW HBO MAX SHOW "THAT DAMN 75 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:58,852 MICHAEL CHE," THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 76 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:03,089 "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE," WILL BE AVAILABLE MAY 6th FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," 77 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:10,196 MICHAEL CHE IS HERE IN STUDIO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S ONE OF OUR FAVORITES. 78 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:13,800 PLUS, SHE HAS A NEW WELLNESS LINE CALLED "FOUND ACTIVE. KATE UPTON IS HERE 79 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:21,141 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM NICKI NICOLE WITH SPECIAL GUEST 80 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:26,913 LUNAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS 81 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:30,050 HEY, QUEST, WELCOME BACK AND CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY >> Questlove: HEY, THANK YOU 82 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,820 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC QUESTLOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,524 THE MUSICAL DIRECTOR FOR THE ACADEMY AWARDS >> Questlove: YES. 84 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,527 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU LOOKED GREAT. 85 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,197 YOU SOUNDED GREAT. WHAT WAS IT LIKE WERE YOU -- WAS IT WEIRD 86 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,701 WERE YOU NERVOUS >> Questlove: IT WAS FUN I MEAN THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 87 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:51,404 THAT I HAVE BEEN OUT ANYWHERE SINCE THE LAST OSCARS. SO - 88 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,574 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Questlove: YOU KNOW BUT, NO, IT WAS FUN. 89 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,077 IT WAS A LITTLE PARTY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 90 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:01,147 >> Questlove: WE HAD FUN >> Jimmy: BUT THE OPENING WHERE REGINA GRABBED THE OSCAR, YOU 91 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,217 WERE DOING THAT? >> Questlove: MAN, THAT WAS SO HARD 92 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:08,154 WE HAD IT PERFECTLY TIMED. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? I WAS SWEATING FOR YOU, DUDE 93 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,192 I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. >> Questlove: YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT 94 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,494 BUT I KEPT EXTENDING IT AND LOOKING AT THE END MARKING, YEAH 95 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:20,066 >> Jimmy: AND THEN THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT, BESIDES DANIEL KALUUYA, WAS 96 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,236 GLENN CLOSE. >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: DOING "DA BUTT." 97 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,405 >> Questlove: WHO KNEW THAT SHE KNEW "DA BUTT. [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:29,676 >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW >> Questlove: EVERYONE ASKED, "WAS THAT SCRIPTED?" 99 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,411 BUT REALLY, WE DIDN'T PREPARE HER. SHE JUST -- WE TOLD HER 100 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:36,082 SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT, SHE DIDN'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT 101 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,184 SOMEONE IS GOING TO DO AND OF COURSE, SHE'S SO IS GAME 102 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,354 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO MUCH FUN. REMEMBER SHE CAME ON THE SHOW 103 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,890 AND WE HAD A CONTEST, HOW MANY BABY CARROTS CAN WE FIT IN OUR MOUTHS 104 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:48,361 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS SO GAME. SHE WAS LIKE, LET'S DO IT, WHY 105 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,797 NOT. >> Questlove: THAT'S HOW I KNEW SHE WAS GAME FOR THIS. 106 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,466 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE -- ANYWAYS, IT WAS GREAT BUDDY. CONGRATULATIONS. 107 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:59,105 >> Questlove: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:04,778 >> Jimmy: THIS IS BIG. THE CENSUS BUREAU JUST RELEASED THEIR FINDINGS FOR 2020. 109 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:09,015 AND ACCORDING TO THE DATA, THERE ARE -- THIS IS A FUN FACT FOR YOU -- 331 MILLION PEOPLE 110 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:14,621 LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES. PRETTY INTERESTING IN FACT, THERE WERE A LOT OF 111 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,757 SURPRISING RESULTS FROM THE CENSUS HERE. >> Steve: REALLY 112 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:23,930 >> Jimmy: YEAH CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE. FIRST UP, 489,000 PEOPLE ARE 113 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:29,569 NAMED JEFF BUT FOR NO REASONS NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN SPELLED G-E-O-F-F. 114 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,438 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH 115 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,406 >> Steve: 400 -- GEOFF >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: 489,000, THAT'S 116 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,909 A LOT. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 11 MILLION PEOPLE THINK THE 117 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,846 QUAKER OATS GUY IS A FOUNDING FATHER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 118 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:43,450 >> Steve: 11 >> Jimmy: I MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM 119 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:48,054 CHECK OUT THIS NEXT RESULT 7.5 MILLION PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IF REINDEER ARE REAL AND ARE 120 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:53,093 AFRAID TO ASK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THEY ANSWERED THE 121 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,796 CENSUS THOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. THEY ANSWERED -- OF COURSE 122 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:01,501 THEY'RE AFRAID TO ASK THAT >> Steve: THAT'S A SPECIFIC QUESTION 123 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,903 >> Jimmy: YEAH 3.5 MILLION PEOPLE BELIEVE MOUNT RUSHMORE IS A NATURAL 124 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,773 ROCK FORMATION THAT JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE FOUR PRESIDENTS 125 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,942 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S INSANE. >> Steve: CRAZY. 126 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,780 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> Steve: MORE THAN JEFF >> Jimmy: YEAH 127 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,484 [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, 20 MILLION PEOPLE CAN'T DESCRIBE A GOATEE WITHOUT 128 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:26,026 USING THEIR HANDS. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THAT. 129 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:30,430 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE? 750,000 PEOPLE THINK ELON MUSK IS A COLOGNE THEY SELL AT 130 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,767 WALGREENS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I REMEMBER WEARING IT IN HIGH 131 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,603 SCHOOL >> Steve: YEAH THAT WAS DRAKKAR NOIR. 132 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:42,075 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, 165 MILLION PEOPLE "LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN" ANYMORE. 133 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,044 I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LEARNED A LOT. 134 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,747 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH "NEWS FROM THE FUTURE." 135 00:10:47,747 --> 00:11:09,803 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 136 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:13,073 HEY, DO YOU GUYS EVER WISH YOU COULD LOOK INTO THE FUTURE AND SEE WHAT THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE? 137 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,576 [ CHEERS ] WELL WE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" GOT OUR HANDS ON A NEW 138 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,346 TECHNOLOGY THAT LETS US DO JUST THAT IT IS TIME FOR "NEWS FROM THE 139 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,449 THAT IT IS TIME FOR "NEWS FROM THE FUTURE!" 140 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,518 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEW 141 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:31,224 FROM THE FUTURE * >> Jimmy: SORRY, WHAT? >> Steve: YOU GOT A TECHNOLOGY 142 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,728 THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HAS THAT, THAT'S 143 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,230 CORRECT. >> Steve: AND YOU ARE ONLY USING IT TO DO COMICAL 144 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,934 HEADLINES TO SEE - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,436 >> Steve: I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU SEE LIKE STOCK MARKET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, OR? 146 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,407 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WHAT I'M USING IT TO SEE, HEADLINES, NEWS FROM THE FUTURE 147 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,576 USUALLY THERE'S AN ECHO WHEN I SAY THAT WORD. [ ECHOING 148 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,544 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NOW THERE IS BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I GO -- 149 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,180 >> Steve: IF YOU JUST USE YOUR MACHINE YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN IT [ ECHOING 150 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,484 >> Jimmy: NEWS FROM THE FUTURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. IT'S AN ECHO EFFECT WHEN YOU 151 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,619 SAY IT THAT'S HOW FUTURISTIC IT IS. >> Steve: WOW, THAT'S VERY 152 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,055 FUTURISTIC >> Jimmy: WELL IT'S INTO, YOU KNOW 153 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,758 >> Steve: FUTURE, YEAH >> Jimmy: SPACE AND BEYOND >> Steve: RIGHT, CAUSE AS YOU 154 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,060 SAY IT YOUR VOICE TRAVELS TO THE FUTURE >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN BACK 155 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,330 TO THE PRESENT >> Steve: PRESENT, RIGHT AND THEN BACK TO THE FUTURE. 156 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,632 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BACK TO THE PRESENT. >> Steve: OH, THAT SHOULD BE 157 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,368 THE SEQUEL >> Jimmy: A SPIN-OFF SERIES. >> Steve: YEAH 158 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,771 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THEY KIND OF DID IT IN "BACK TO THE FUTURE" RIGHT? 159 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,639 >> Steve: YEAH, MORE THAN -- BUT THEY DIDN'T CALL IT BACK TO THE -- 160 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,508 >> Jimmy: "BACK TO THE PRESENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,143 >> Steve: COME ON, WRITE IT DOWN TRADEMARK IT 162 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:27,414 >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE NO PAPER AND WITH COVID, ALL MY IDEAS JUST GO OUT INTO THE FUTURE. 163 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:33,620 [ ECHOES FUTURE >> Steve: AHH NICE [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,356 WOW. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU. 165 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,558 THIS IS "NEWS FROM THE FUTURE. >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 166 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,494 >> Steve: I CAN'T WAIT >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, LIZZO AND CHRIS EVANS RECENTLY WENT VIRAL 167 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,797 AFTER CHRIS RESPONDED -- [ CHEERS ] -- THIS IS A TRUE STORY, CHRIS 168 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:48,835 RESPONDED TO A DM -- [ LAUGHTER ] CHRIS RESPONDED TO A DM THAT 169 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:53,273 LIZZO SENT HIM WHILE DRUNK NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE 170 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:58,645 >> LIZZO AND CHRIS EVANS WERE MARRIED THIS WEEKEND AT A PRIVATE WEDDING IN CALABASAS 171 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:03,049 CHRIS HAS DECIDED TO TAKE LIZZO'S LAST NAME BUT SINCE SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE, HE WILL NOW 172 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,086 BE REFERRED TO AS CHRIZZO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 173 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:10,690 >> Jimmy: HE'S CHRIZZO NOW >> Steve: HE'S CHRIZZO -- WELL, HE WILL BE CHRIZZO 174 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,126 >> Jimmy: IN THE FUTURE. YEAH >> Steve: HE'S NOT CHRIZZO NOW 175 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,295 >> Jimmy: NO CONGRATS TO LIZZO AND CHRIZZO. >> Steve: YEAH 176 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,131 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] JUST CAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A 177 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,867 A LAST NAME. HE CHANGED HIS FIRST NAME TO - >> Steve: CHRIZZO. 178 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,136 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: SO, ZO NOW IS THEIR LAST NAME I GUESS. 179 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:27,140 LIZZO AND CHRIZZO. MAYBE. IT'S THE FUTURE. 180 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,175 WE DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HERE'S ANOTHER STORY 181 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,778 IN A RECENT POLL, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY BEAT TEXAS GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT BY 182 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:37,450 12 POINTS IN A HYPOTHETICAL RACE FOR GOVERNOR. >> Steve: WOW. 183 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,719 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT. 184 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,288 >> TODAY PRESIDENT McCONAUGHEY 185 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,557 UNVEILED A NATIONWIDE TOWER GRID THAT'S RUNS ON, QUOTE, "VIBES." 186 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,194 HE ALSO ADDED A BONGO SOLO TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 187 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:52,866 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FUN WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. 188 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,835 >> Steve: 11 MINUTE BONGO SOLO >> Jimmy: I HEARD THE ORIGINAL NATIONAL ANTHEM HAD A BONGO 189 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,338 SOLO >> Steve: BUT THEY TOOK IT OUT >> Jimmy: HE BROUGHT IT BACK 190 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,640 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S BIG -- 191 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,842 >> Steve: BIG BONGO FAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH NEXT UP, HULU HAS ORDERED 192 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,213 A "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" SEQUEL SERIES CALLED "HOW I MET YOUR FATHER. 193 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,716 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I'D WATCH IT 194 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,551 >> Jimmy: I'D WATCH IT THAT'S EXCITING. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS 195 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,388 MOTHER" SEQUEL SERIES IS ON THE 196 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,490 WAY. IT IS CALLED "HOW I MET YOUR FATHER'S WEIRD BROTHER." 197 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,426 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S COMING TO PRINGLE'S NEW STREAMING SERIES, PRINGLES 198 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,062 PLUS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 199 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,466 >> Steve: PRINGLES - >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> PRINGLES HAS THEIR OWN 200 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,703 STREAMING SERVICE? >> Jimmy: IN THE FUTURE, PRINGLES PLUS. 201 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,138 YEAH >> Steve: WOW, NOT EVEN -- SO WHAT, THEY HAVE REGULAR 202 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,341 PRINGLE STREAMING SERVICE. THEN THEY GOT PRINGLES PLUS. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 203 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,077 HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE, APPARENTLY - >> Steve: BUT APPARENTLY, 204 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,213 PRINGLES -- I'M NOW GOING TO INVEST IN PRINGLES APPARENTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,615 >> Jimmy: IT IS NOT A MONEY-MAKING SCHEME. I'M JUST GIVING YOU HEADLINES 206 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,851 FROM THE FUTURE. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT >> Steve: I'M NOT TAKE THE - 207 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,088 >> Jimmy: NO WAGERING, NO GAMBLING PLEASE 208 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,157 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: PRINGLES PLUS. >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT STORY HERE 209 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,893 IS NEW YORK CITY HAS GIVEN PERMITS TO THE COMPANIES BIRD, LIME AND VEO TO LET THEM START 210 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,364 RENTING E-SCOOTERS IN JUNE >> Steve: EWW. >> Jimmy: I KNOW 211 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,632 >> Steve: EWW. >> Jimmy: I KNOW LET'S SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT 212 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,936 >> THERE'S CURRENTLY A 40 BIRD PILEUP ON FIFTH AVENUE 213 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:06,339 THE MAYOR ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BE BANNED TOMORROW. >> IT HAS BEEN REAL TOUGH ON 214 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:10,176 ALL OF US. >> WHEN A WOMAN WAS HIT BY A A RUNAWAY SCOOTER AND 215 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:14,214 DISLOCATED HER HIP, BUT THEN WAS HIT BY ANOTHER SCOOTER THAT POPPED HER HIP BACK INTO PLACE 216 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,717 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: WOW. 217 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,352 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LUCK [ APPLAUSE ] 218 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,755 >> Steve: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT >> Jimmy: CAN YOU IMAGINE? 219 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,723 LUCKY LADY >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: LUCKY, LUCKY LADY. 220 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,126 YEAH >> Steve: DIDN'T BREAK HER HIP, JUST DISLODGED IT. 221 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,261 >> Jimmy: YEAH DISLODGED AND WHACK BACK IN. >> Steve: WHACK, RIGHT BACK IN 222 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,063 PLACE. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, RETAILERS ARE SELLING REALISTIC MUSCULAR 223 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,333 BODY SUITS FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LOOK FIT WITHOUT HITTING THE GYM. 224 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,834 TO LOOK FIT WITHOUT HITTING THE GYM. LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES. 225 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,340 IMPRESSIVE PHYSIQUE HAS BEEN A A SUIT ALL ALONG 226 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:47,080 FOR HIS NEXT MOVIE, JOHNSON WILL APPEAR IN HIS ACTUAL 140-POUND BODY TO PORTRAY 227 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,516 A WALGREEN'S STOCK BOY NAMED GLEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 228 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,987 >> Steve: WHAT I WEAR CHILDREN'S PANTS. THAT'S IN THE FUTURE 229 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:58,792 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT A NEW "DOWNTON ABBEY" MOVIE WILL HIT THEATERS 230 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,628 ABBEY" MOVIE WILL HIT THEATERS LATER THIS YEAR. LET'S CHECK OUT THE FUTURE 231 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,031 SEQUEL WAS JUST ANNOUNCED. 232 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:10,170 THE MOVIE IS CALLED "D9" AND WILL FEATURE VIN DIESEL, LUDACRIS, AND MAGGIE SMITH 233 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,239 >> GUYS, WE GOT TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN THEY GOT A TANK. 234 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:17,510 >> YOU CAN'T BE AS DESPERATE AS THAT >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 235 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,448 THE FUTURE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 236 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,083 "NEWS FROM THE FUTURE. [ ECHOES FUTURE STICK AROUND 237 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,686 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL CHE, EVERYONE. COME ON BACK 238 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:49,676 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST 239 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:57,717 TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 240 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,488 HE HAS A BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE." ALL EPISODES WILL BE AVAILABLE 241 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:08,395 MAY 6th ON HBO MAX EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL CHE! 242 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:26,046 * * >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. 243 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,747 COME ON. THEY LOVE YOU. YOU FEEL THAT? 244 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,484 COME ON. HOW GREAT DOES THAT FEEL THANK YOU. 245 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,054 >> I FEEL GREAT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US IN STUDIO, BUDDY. 246 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:40,226 IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO MOVE INTO THE NEW HOUSE YET? 247 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,195 >> YEAH, MAN I -- THIS IS MY FIRST, LIKE, TIME LIVING IN AN ACTUAL HOUSE, 248 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:46,933 AND IT'S SCARY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU 249 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,636 MEAN BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO WHAT? APARTMENTS 250 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,672 >> I'M USED TO NOISE, I'M USED TO, LIKE, AMBULANCES AND FIRETRUCKS AND ALL THAT. 251 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,309 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT CALMS YOU DOWN? >> YEAH, THIS IS LIKE SCARY 252 00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:01,748 WHEN YOU HEAR JUST YOUR HOUSE MAKE NOISE [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,018 THERE'S LIKE THIS ICE MAKER IN THE FRIDGE THING OR WHATEVER, AND EVERY TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF 254 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,886 THE NIGHT WHEN IT'S VERY STILL -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 255 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,022 ABOUT, RIGHT [ CHEERS ] I ALWAYS THINK I'M BEING ROBBED 256 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,825 BY, LIKE, THE THREE STOOGES. [ LAUGHTER ] IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE FALLING 257 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,861 DOWN THE STAIRS EVERY TIME IT'S SCARY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BEING ROBBED 258 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:18,365 BY THE THREE STOOGES >> YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS LOUD AND CLUMSY 259 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:22,869 BUT IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 260 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,704 LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW YOU WERE HERE WITH COLIN JOST, AND THEN A FEW WEEKS LATER HE 261 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:30,276 GOT MARRIED. >> ALLEGEDLY [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,446 >> Jimmy: NOW, DON'T SAY THAT. >> I STILL DON'T BUY IT, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU WERE - 263 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,548 >> HE MARRIED SCARLETT JOHANSSON HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE? 264 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:41,788 WHAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS SHE'S 265 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,525 SCARLETT JOHANSSON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE 266 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,729 SAYING THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH -- >> I WANTED TO 267 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,265 I WANTED TO, LIKE, INTERRUPT THE WEDDING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 268 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,601 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, SO IF SOMEBODY SAID, "DOES ANYONE OBJECT WITH THIS," 269 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,170 YOU WERE GOING TO STAND UP AND DO YOUR SPEECH AND RUIN HIS WEDDING. 270 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,139 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU? >> NO, I DIDN'T. 271 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,007 WELL, I HAD ALL THESE -- I WANTED TO. I DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE. 272 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,009 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOOD. SMART. >> I HAD ALL OF THESE PICTURES 273 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,046 OF THE ROCK THAT I WAS GOING TO SEND HER, AND BE LIKE, "YOU COULD MARRY THE ROCK." 274 00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:11,184 [ LAUGHTER ] I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT I STILL THINK AT SOME POINT 275 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:16,423 THIS IS LIKE JUST, LIKE, ONE LONG SACHA BARON COHEN BIT [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:19,025 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT ON "WEEKEND UPDATE" TOGETHER. I DO LOVE THIS ONE BIT YOU DO 277 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:27,901 WHERE YOU MAKE COLIN READ JOKES THAT YOU WROTE >> YEAH. 278 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,469 >> Jimmy: AND HE MAKES YOU READ - I MEAN, THIS IS THE BEST THING 279 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,472 I'VE EVER SEEN >> YEAH, WE CALL IT "JOKE SWAP." 280 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,774 >> Jimmy: A JOKE SWAP. BUT I MEAN LIKE, THIS -- HOW DID THAT START 281 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:39,045 >> IT WAS ACTUALLY HIS IDEA, WHICH WAS KIND OF FUNNY BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO 282 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,881 PRANK ME SEE, I'M PARANOID. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,650 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I THINK EVERYTHING'S A PRANK. 284 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,821 RIGHT NOW I THINK THIS IS ALL A PRANK. BUT HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, WHY 285 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,556 DON'T WE DO SOMETHING WHERE, LIKE, YOU WRITE JOKES FOR ME, I WRITE JOKES FOR YOU AND WE 286 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,790 DON'T KNOW UNTIL WE GET ON AIR. AND I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE 287 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:58,164 TRYING TO SET ME UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 288 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,033 >> SO I STARTED THINKING OF, LIKE, SOME REALLY RACIST THINGS FOR HIM TO SAY, BECAUSE I'M 289 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,535 LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME, 290 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,071 YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH SOME FIRE COMING IN THE DOOR." >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 291 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,907 >> AND THEN WE GOT ON THE AIR AND A LOT OF HIS JOKES WERE KIND OF TAME 292 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,643 >> Jimmy: AND JUST NICE, AND ALL YOURS ARE -- >> ALL OF MINE WERE JUST LIKE 293 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,246 ABOUT ROSA PARKS [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "OH, OH, OKAY, 294 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:19,519 THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, DUDE, HIS FACE, YOU COULD JUST SEE HIM 295 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,355 SWEATING >> IT WAS BRIGHT RED, AND BLACK PEOPLE LOVED IT. 296 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,925 IT'S AWESOME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED 297 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:32,165 THAT ELON MUSK IS GOING TO HOST "SNL" MAY 8th. ARE YOU -- WITH MILEY CYRUS, BY 298 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:35,001 THE WAY. >> YEAH, NO, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 299 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,537 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG SHOW, ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET HIM? 300 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,306 >> I AM EXCITED TO MEET HIM. I DON'T KNOW IF HE KNOWS, LIKE -- USUALLY, LIKE, WE HAVE 301 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,677 A TRADITION -- I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS IN THE BOOK OR WHATEVER -- BUT AT "SATURDAY 302 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:48,281 NIGHT LIVE," IT'S CUSTOMARY FOR HOSTS TO GIVE, LIKE, A COUPLE MILLION DOLLARS TO THE CAST 303 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,783 MEMBERS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 304 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,951 WOW. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S -- IF HE'S A COOL GUY, 305 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,688 MAYBE HE'LL -- >> Jimmy: KEEP UP THAT TRADITION. 306 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:58,525 >> YEAH, MAYBE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SEE, THAT'S SO SMART 307 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:02,228 SEE, THAT'S SMART, YEAH. >> HE'S GOING TO MARS, MAN HE DOESN'T NEED ALL THAT MONEY 308 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,297 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER GO TO SPACE? >> NO, NOT ON PURPOSE. 309 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,166 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU GET THERE ON ACCIDENT? 310 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,601 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: GO TO L.A., NEXT THING YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT, IS 311 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,072 THAT EARTH?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T KNOW. 312 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,908 I WOULDN'T WOULD YOU? >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT 313 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:18,311 NO >> IF THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS GOING, WOULD YOU GO 314 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,348 >> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'D GO MAYBE LIKE THE 315 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,651 YEAR AFTER THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 316 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,688 >> I'LL GO WHEN THEY BUILD A A CVS THERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 317 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:33,393 >> Jimmy: UNTIL THAT, NO >> YEAH, UNTIL THERE'S A CVS, I DON'T TRUST IT 318 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,795 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW ON HBO MAX I'M SO PSYCHED THAT YOU MADE 319 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,299 THIS IT'S CALLED "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE. 320 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,002 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS SO FUNNY EVEN JUST SAYING THE TITLE 321 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,770 BECAUSE THE AUDIENCE WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MICHAEL CHE? 322 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:47,407 >> THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT, BECAUSE IT COULD GO EITHER WAY IT COULD BE LIKE, "MAN, THAT 323 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,010 DAMN MICHAEL CHE IS FUNNY," OR IT COULD BE "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE. 324 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:54,581 [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THE KIND OF WEIGHT OF IT 325 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,417 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT WHAT IS IT LIKE? WHAT DO YOU COMPARE IT TO? 326 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,387 >> I WANTED TO CALL IT "THAT BLACK-ASS MICHAEL CHE. [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,689 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, YEAH >> BUT HBO SAID NO >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH 328 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,958 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS IT SKETCH IS IT STAND-UP 329 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:09,129 WHAT IS IT >> I THINK IT -- IT'S LIKE LOOSE KIND OF JOKES. 330 00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:11,064 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THERE'S ALSO SOME SKETCHES 331 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:15,168 AND IT'S JUST FUN, YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE SIX EPISODES [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,770 >> Jimmy: I WANT EVERYONE TO WATCH. >> YEAH, I WANT EVERYBODY TO 333 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,304 WATCH IT >> Jimmy: "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE. 334 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:21,708 >> PLEASE, WATCH IT. IT'S FUN >> Jimmy: MAKE SURE YOU GET ON 335 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,243 THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HBO, HBO MAX 336 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:25,845 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MICHAEL CHE - >> YOU GOT A CLIP? 337 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,148 >> Jimmy: IN HIS NEW SHOW -- YEAH, YOU GOT A CLIP YOU NEVER COME ON WITH A CLIP. 338 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:32,419 >> NO, IT'S SO WEIRD TO BE OUT HERE TO PROMOTE SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU NEVER ARE. 339 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,155 >> NO, I'M NOT I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS 340 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,556 HISTORY. WE'RE ACTUALLY THROWING TO A A CLIP 341 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:40,093 >> YEAH, THIS IS CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 342 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:43,129 >> I'M ON THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" GOING TO A CLIP. >> Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,899 HERE'S MICHAEL CHE IN HIS NEW SHOW, "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE," TAKE A LOOK. 344 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:47,801 SHOW, "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE," TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 345 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,947 SORRY. >> IT'S COOL 346 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:05,051 I COULD BARELY SMELL IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT? 347 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,053 OH, NO, NOT THAT UM, I MEAN, I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE 348 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:13,393 COUNTRY. * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 349 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:18,531 WITH THE POLICE SHOOTINGS AND ALL THE INJUSTICES AND FOR WHITE PRIVILEGE. 350 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:26,072 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS THING EVEN MOVE YET? >> I'M AN ALLY, OBVIOUSLY, SO 351 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:30,877 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE WEIRD >> THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO LIGHT UP IF IT'S MOVING. 352 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:35,382 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STUCK ON AN ELEVATOR MICHAEL CHE, EVERYBODY 353 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:38,651 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL EPISODES OF "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE" ARE STREAMING 354 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,956 MAY 6th ON HBO MAX WE'RE DOING "WHEEL OF OPINIONS" WITH MICHAEL CHE WHEN WE COME 355 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:46,192 BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 356 00:23:46,192 --> 00:24:02,242 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH MICHAEL CHE, 357 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:05,111 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, MICHAEL, YOU ARE A GREAT 358 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,813 COMEDIAN, AND PART OF YOUR JOB IS TO HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF 359 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:11,718 THINGS SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "WHEEL 360 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:13,887 SO WITH THAT IN MIND IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "WHEEL OF OPINIONS. 361 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,856 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 362 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,793 * WHEEL OF OPINIONS * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 363 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:23,329 I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON WHICH ACTIVATES THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR, OKAY? 364 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,865 IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM TOPIC WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION ON IT. 365 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,801 >> I'M WITH IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 366 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:34,074 GO [ BEEPING THE PHRASE - 367 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:37,077 >> OH. >> Jimmy: THE PHRASE "LET'S DO LUNCH. 368 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:39,079 >> I HATE THAT PHRASE, "LET'S DO LUNCH," BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY FOLLOWED BY "JUST SO I CAN PICK 369 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:45,618 YOUR BRAIN." [ LAUGHTER ] I HATE THAT IDEA THAT PEOPLE 370 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:50,290 THINK IF THEY BUY ME -- WHAT IS LUNCH? LIKE A SANDWICH AND A SALAD? 371 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:53,593 AND YOU WANT -- YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS? 372 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:59,265 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR A SANDWICH >> Jimmy: PICK YOUR BRAIN. 373 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,234 >> I HATE PICK YOUR BRAIN. NO PASS 374 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:04,304 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S DO LUNCH >> I HATE THAT 375 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:14,047 [ BEEPING >> Jimmy: PINK LEMONADE. >> I DON'T KNOW -- OKAY. 376 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:18,051 I KNOW WHAT PINK LEMONADE IS, BUT I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PINK IS 377 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,720 >> Jimmy: NO, ME NEITHER [ LAUGHTER ] >> LEMONADE IS JUST LEMON. 378 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,756 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND PINK LEMONADE TASTES DIFFERENT THAN REGULAR 379 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:25,625 LEMONADE >> Jimmy: IT DOES. >> BUT THEN WHAT IS THE PINK 380 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,694 BECAUSE IT'S NOT STRAWBERRY, BECAUSE THAT'S STRAWBERRY LEMONADE 381 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,730 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THEN WHAT IS THE PINK IN THE PINK LEMONADE? 382 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,766 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS PINK LEMONADE IT DOES HAVE A BIT OF A MORE 383 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:37,203 FLAVORFUL NAME >> YEAH, IT TASTES PINK, BUT I DON'T KNOW - 384 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:41,074 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF PINK IS -- FOR SOME REASON, PINK, PURPLE AND 385 00:25:41,074 --> 00:25:48,448 RED HAS A FLAVOR AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE COME FROM [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:51,084 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET ANOTHER TOPIC. HERE WE GO 387 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,455 [ BEEPING >> THIS IS RANDOM AS HELL. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL -- 388 00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:59,592 BEES WHAT'S YOUR OPINION -- DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON BEES? 389 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:02,562 >> YEAH. KIND OF. SURE 390 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,833 FOR THE SAKE OF THIS GAME. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T -- OKAY. 391 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:11,504 HERE IS THE THING ABOUT BEES LIKE, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BECAUSE THE BEES ARE GONE, AND 392 00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:16,643 NOBODY PREDICTED THAT. WHY WOULDN'T THAT BE ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS 393 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:21,681 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHY WOULDN'T THEY TELL US? LIKE, "OH, BY THE WAY, KEEP THE 394 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:26,186 BEES ALIVE OR IT'S OVER" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S 395 00:26:26,186 --> 00:26:29,556 INTERESTING. LIKE, NOSTRADAMUS -- NO ONE PREDICTED IT 396 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:31,691 >> YEAH, NO ONE SAID "THE BEES." WE JUST FOUND OUT WE GOT TO 397 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:38,765 KEEP THE BEES. [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE TO THINK WHEN GOD COMES 398 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,967 BACK HE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, "WHERE ARE ALL THE - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 399 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:44,537 I LEFT BILLIONS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I INVENTED THIS SPACE. 400 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:47,707 >> IT'S ALL BEES THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BECAUSE OF THE BEES. 401 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,543 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A GREAT OPINION ON BEES. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GOING TO 402 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:53,947 GO THERE WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,883 I WAS LIKE, "I LIKE THEM, I HATE THEM, THEY STING. >> I GOT STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT 404 00:26:56,883 --> 00:27:00,720 STUFF THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TRY MORE 405 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,325 WHY NOT? [ BEEPING PEOPLE WHO END E-MAILS WITH 406 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:08,695 "THOUGHTS? [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 407 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,764 THAT'S COMING FROM -- BECAUSE I DO THAT, DUDE. >> DO YOU REALLY 408 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,732 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OH, THAT SUCKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,368 >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THAT'S LIKE THE SECOND WORST THING. 410 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:19,105 YOU KNOW WHAT I ALSO HATE THAT'S IN THE SAME VEIN? I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "ALL 411 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,808 RIGHT?" ON AN ANSWERING MACHINE. LIKE, I CAN'T TELL YOU IT'S ALL 412 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:26,312 RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] "ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU 413 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,349 LATER, ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT, BYE." I HATE THAT. 414 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,317 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT TALKING BACK 415 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,420 >> YEAH. THOUGHTS IS -- I DON'T -- YOU KNOW, E-MAILS, IT'S LIKE, "I 416 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,488 DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MY THOUGHTS." >> Jimmy: YEAH 417 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,357 >> THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON FOR AN E-MAIL, IT'S LIKE INFORMAL SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 418 00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:41,828 THINKING I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU WHATEVER THE THREE RESPONSES 419 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:45,365 ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF GMAIL [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE 420 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:48,735 OF THOSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S DO ONE MORE, 421 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:53,640 PLEASE YOUR FINAL TOPIC IS -- [ BEEPING 422 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,678 [ AUDIENCE OHs ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> DOES ONE OF THOSE SAY TOE 423 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,847 RINGS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW THAT TOO YEAH, YEAH 424 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:04,684 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S YOUR OPINION, QUICKLY, ON TOE RINGS 425 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,853 >> OH, I DON'T - [ LAUGHTER ] I WEAR SHOES, SO - 426 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,823 I'M WEARING TEN RIGHT NOW, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:12,425 >> Jimmy: ONE ON EACH TOE? >> YEAH, MAN I DON'T WANT KIDS. 428 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:17,530 I WANT ADULTS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,566 I WANT ADULTS. I DON'T WANT -- I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THE KID PART OF 430 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:23,570 YOUR LIFE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN PEOPLE GOT SO OBSESSED WITH KIDS 431 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:29,609 I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE KIDS THEY WERE WEIRD. [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:32,312 AND YOU GO INTO THEIR HOUSE AND THERE'S LIKE TOYS IN THE COUCH AND IT DRIVES ME -- SINCE WHEN 433 00:28:32,312 --> 00:28:33,747 ARE KIDS ALLOWED IN THE LIVING ROOM [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:38,785 WHEN DID THAT START? >> Jimmy: THEY RUN IT. >> YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, DO 435 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:42,055 YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH DYLAN? NO, I'M A DRUNK MAN. WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY WITH 436 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,924 DYLAN? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MICHAEL CHE, 437 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,427 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL EPISODES OF "THAT DAMN 438 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:52,532 MICHAEL CHE" ARE STREAMING MAY 6th ON HBO MAX OH, MY GOODNESS. 439 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:55,769 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. I'M A GROWN MAN, I DON'T WANT 440 00:28:55,769 --> 00:29:12,185 TO PLAY WITH - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 441 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,388 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A WORLD FAMOUS SUPERMODEL WHO HAS A BRAND-NEW WELLNESS LINE 442 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:20,460 HAS A BRAND-NEW WELLNESS LINE CALLED "FOUND ACTIVE." PLEASE WELCOME KATE UPTON! 443 00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:22,429 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 444 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:25,031 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 445 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,635 HEY. I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 446 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,203 ON IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD. 447 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:33,039 >> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE ON. I MISS BEING IN STUDIO >> Jimmy: I KNOW 448 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:36,242 >> I'M NOT SURE IF I MISS YOU OR THE MILKBAR BIRTHDAY TRUFFLES THAT YOU HAVE 449 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,611 BACKSTAGE. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT? 450 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:41,181 I'LL MAIL SOME TO YOU. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET OUR BACKSTAGE STUFF. 451 00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:45,085 PLEASE >> I WOULD LOVE THAT >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE -- HOW'S 452 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:51,091 THE FAMILY I KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DAUGHTER, GENEVIEVE, EVERYONE 453 00:29:51,091 --> 00:29:54,594 DOING WELL EVERYONE'S SAFE? >> EVERYONE'S DOING SO WELL. 454 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:58,198 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A NEW MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, A LITTLE PUPPY NAMED NORMAN 455 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:02,135 AND I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT NORMAN >> I KNOW. 456 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:10,543 NORMAN IS SO CUTE! BUT I DID FORGET HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE A PUPPY AND LIKE, 457 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:14,581 ARGUABLY IT MIGHT BE HARDER THAN HAVING A NEWBORN. AND HERE HE IS 458 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:16,983 >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, BY THE WAY. YES, I THINK IT IS 459 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,920 I THINK HAVING A BABY IS IN A WEIRD WAY A BIT EASIER THAN A PUPPY. 460 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,890 >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT A A DIAPER ON. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 461 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:27,494 >> AND ALSO PEOPLE CARE. THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, NO, YOU'RE PROBABLY SO TIRED, YOU HAVE 462 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:31,965 A NEWBORN CHILD. BUT WITH NORMAN, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, YOU HAVE A PUPPY, 463 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:34,601 THAT'S CUTE. OKAY, ANYWAY, LET'S MOVE IT ALONG. 464 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:40,507 I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M EXHAUSTED." AND HE PEES EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: HE PEES EVERYWHERE 465 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:43,777 OH, MY GOSH. BUT HE'S SO CUTE OH, MY GOSH. 466 00:30:43,777 --> 00:30:51,751 IS THAT -- DOES THE BABY LIKE NORMAN >> OH, SHE LOVES NORMAN, BUT 467 00:30:51,751 --> 00:30:58,658 ALSO SHE'S KIND OF A MEAN GIRL TO NORMAN BECAUSE THEY'RE KIND OF THE SAME AGE IN A WEIRD WAY 468 00:30:58,658 --> 00:31:02,062 >> Jimmy: AH >> WHERE HE KEEPS WANTING TO LIKE PLAY WITH HER AND PLAY 469 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:05,865 WITH ALL OF HER TOYS AND SHE'S JUST LIKE, "NO, DON'T HANG OUT WITH ME. 470 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,268 YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE HER 471 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:11,304 BIRTHDAY, HER 2-YEAR-OLD BIRTHDAY DID YOU GO ALL OUT OR TINY 472 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:19,512 >> I MEAN HER BIRTHDAY IS IN NOVEMBER, SO AT THE TIME LIKE WE REALLY COULDN'T GO ALL OUT. 473 00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:24,551 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT WE WENT ALL OUT FOR OURSELVES BECAUSE WE INVITED 474 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:30,557 OUR SIBLINGS AND OUR PARENTS, AND THEN WENT TO AN AMAZING PLACE THAT WE WANTED TO GO TO 475 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:36,129 AND THEN THROUGH HER RODEO BIRTHDAY, WHICH I LOVE HORSES SO IT SEEMS TO BE REALLY 476 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:40,500 POINTED TO THINGS I LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF 477 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:45,205 A 2-YEAR-OLD IS REALLY RIDING HORSES AT THAT AGE, YEAH IT IS LIKE, OH, MY 478 00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:49,476 THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS >> I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE DOES LOVE HORSES THOUGH, 479 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:55,482 AND I'M SLOWLY AM BRAINWASHING HER, BUT I WANT TO SAY THAT IT IS GENETIC BUT IT JUST HAPPENS 480 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:58,651 >> Jimmy: BUT, YEAH -- YOUR HUSBAND IS HOUSTON ASTROS' PITCHER JUSTIN VERLANDER -- AN 481 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:05,058 AMAZING ATHLETE. PLEASE TELL HIM I SAID HI. HOW IS HE AS A DAD WITH 482 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:12,966 A 2-YEAR-OLD >> OH, HE'S THE BEST DAD I MEAN HE REALLY IS. 483 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:18,872 HE HELPS -- HE IS ALWAYS SO INVOLVED HE IS THE BEST PARTNER 484 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:23,910 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S JUST NOT THE BEST DOG DAD. 485 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,846 LIKE HE HAS HELPED ALMOST ZERO WITH NORMAN, BUT HE TOOK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT SHIFT WITH BEBE. 486 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:32,419 SO, I STILL AM A LITTLE BITTER ABOUT THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:35,255 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE NORMAN -- YEAH, NORMAN'S A BIG PROBLEM THIS IS A BIG ISSUE WITH 488 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:37,657 NORMAN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S A TROUBLE PUPPY, 489 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:40,393 MAN. >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 490 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:45,865 DOES JUSTIN SHOW HER -- HIM THROWING THE BASEBALL OR HOW TO HOLD THE BASEBALL OR HIGHLIGHT 491 00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:55,608 FILMS OR SHE'S TOO LITTLE? >> NO, HE HAS BEEN SHOWING HER LOTS OF HIGHLIGHT FILMS. 492 00:32:55,608 --> 00:33:00,647 AND I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S SHOWING HER HIGHLIGHT FILMS BECAUSE HE'S NOT PLAYING RIGHT 493 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,049 NOW OR IF IT IS BECAUSE I THINK SHE THINKS HE'S ACTUALLY A A GOLFER 494 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:08,822 LIKE SHE'S SEEN HIM GOLF MORE THAN SHE'S SEEN HIM PLAY BASEBALL 495 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:15,729 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH >> AND SO WHEN WE WERE WATCHING 496 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:17,797 THE MASTERS THE OTHER DAY, SHE WAS LIKE, "DADDY DADDY! 497 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:19,866 I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: NO >> "NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE 498 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:24,804 DOES HE'S NOT THAT GOOD." [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:27,440 >> Jimmy: KATE, YOU KNOW, IT HAS BEEN AROUND 15 YEARS SINCE YOU STARTED MODELLING. 500 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,577 YOU'VE DONE AMAZING SHOOTS WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT IN THE PAST 501 00:33:30,577 --> 00:33:34,147 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU'D STILL LIKE TO TRY THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE 502 00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:36,583 >> I MEAN I'VE DONE A LOT OF DIFFERENT SHOOTS >> Jimmy: I KNOW 503 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:44,824 >> I FEEL LIKE -- I KIND OF JUST WANT TO DO A BORING STUDIO SHOOT, LIKE NOT DO ZERO 504 00:33:44,824 --> 00:33:47,193 GRAVITY, NOT GO TO ANTARCTICA. >> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER THE ZERO GRAVITY! 505 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:52,832 IT WAS A CLASSIC I WANT TO SAY I HAD SOME CREDIT FOR THAT ONE 506 00:33:52,832 --> 00:33:55,268 >> YES, LIKE I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE VOMIT COMET AS THEY CALLED IT. 507 00:33:55,268 --> 00:34:00,206 I'M LIKE, WHY ARE YOU SIGNING ME UP FOR THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:04,244 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT WAS A A CLASSIC, THAT WAS A CLASSIC PHOTO. 509 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:08,715 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU WANT A NORMAL, BORING, BORING PHOTO SHOOT 510 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:11,051 >> YEAH. LIKE I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF A PHOTO SHOOT THAT SOMEONE 511 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:15,622 IS JUST LIKE, "OH, JUMP, JUST SMILE. >> Jimmy: JUMP AND SMILE 512 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:19,893 >> BUT I THOUGHT I HAD A NORMAL STUDIO SHOOT, AND THEN THEY BROUGHT AN INDOOR RAIN MACHINE 513 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:24,364 AND WIND MACHINE SO THEY COULD BRING ALL OF THE ELEMENTS TO ME INSIDE 514 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:27,534 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE FUN BECAUSE YOU'RE FUN, KATE 515 00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:32,472 THAT'S WHY THEY LIKE TO DO THIS WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUN AND YOU LIKE TO DO THOSE THINGS 516 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:36,276 AND YOU HAVE VIRAL MOMENTS >> YEAH, I THINK I DO LOSE IT A LITTLE BIT ONSET 517 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:40,547 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF YOU'RE ON ANTARCTICA, YOU HAVE HYPOTHERMIA AND YOU LOSE IT AND 518 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:43,583 FINALLY YOU'RE JUST DANCING OR - >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAVE THIS -- 519 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:47,420 I WILL SAY YOU HAVE THIS NEW WELLNESS LINE CALLED "FOUND ACTIVE." 520 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,390 OKAY >> YES >> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE TO DO A 521 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:54,194 A PHOTO SHOOT FOR THIS, AND I SAW THIS MOVIE -- THIS VIDEO -- I'M CALLING IT A MOVIE, ON YOUR 522 00:34:54,194 --> 00:35:00,433 INSTAGRAM. AND I FOUND IT VERY INTERESTING CAUSE YOU HAD TO DO A SHOOT AND 523 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,836 YOU ARE IN COVID TIME, SO I WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 524 00:35:02,836 --> 00:35:04,437 WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HERE'S KATE UPTON. 525 00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,508 AGAINST IT A LITTLE BIT, EVEN LOWER. 526 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:13,646 LIKE BELOW YOUR NECK BELOW YOUR CHIN AND EVERYTHING YEAH, JUST LIKE SUPER CASUAL 527 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:15,749 >> Jimmy: SO, WAIT SO THAT -- SO THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS THERE 528 00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:22,622 [ APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH, HE WAS ON FACETIME HELPING WITH IT. 529 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:27,660 BUT MY NANNY, LIZZIE, WAS TELLING ME, SHE WAS LIKE, "I REALLY A GOOD AT PHOTOGRAPHY 530 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,929 I THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH THE iPHONE." AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S GREAT. 531 00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:32,065 YOU WANT TO SHOOT A CAMPAIGN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? 532 00:35:32,065 --> 00:35:34,200 YEAH YEAH >> YEAH, CAUSE OBVIOUSLY I 533 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,736 CAN'T TRUST JUSTIN WITH A CAMERA SO IT WAS LIZZIE 534 00:35:36,736 --> 00:35:39,472 >> Jimmy: AND OBVIOUSLY CAN'T TRUST NORMAN >> NO, NORMAN. 535 00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:42,108 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NORMAN IS SO BAD KATE UPTON, EVERYBODY! 536 00:35:42,108 --> 00:35:46,880 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT "FOUND ACTIVE" CHECK OUT 537 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,617 FOUNDACTIVE.COM. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 538 00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:52,585 STICK AROUND KATE UPTON KATE, WE LOVE YOU. 539 00:35:52,585 --> 00:36:11,871 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 540 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:16,376 ARGENTINIAN SUPERSTAR WHO IS MAKING HER U.S. TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "WAPO TRAKETERO" AND 541 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:24,084 "NO TOQUE MI NAIK" WITH SPECIAL GUEST LUNAY, HERE IS NICKI NICOLE 542 00:36:32,425 --> 00:37:00,320 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 543 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:31,117 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 544 00:37:31,117 --> 00:38:06,653 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 545 00:38:06,653 --> 00:38:32,245 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 546 00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:48,528 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 547 00:38:48,528 --> 00:39:13,553 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 548 00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:36,609 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 549 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:53,059 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 550 00:39:53,059 --> 00:40:13,313 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 551 00:40:13,313 --> 00:40:15,548 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 552 00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:18,051 LUKE BRYAN AND BRIAN REGAN WILL BE HERE, AND WE'LL HAVE POETRY FROM RUPI KAUR 553 00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:22,522 MY THANKS TO MICHAEL CHE, KATE UPTON, NICKI NICOLE, LUNAY AND THE ROOTS. 554 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:25,692 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS."