>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON!"
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, KEVIN BACON, SIMONE BILES, MUSICAL GUEST
RITT MOMNEY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1447
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. I LOVE THE ENERGY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICE TO SEE YOU.
GUYS, TODAY IS EARTH DAY HAPPY EARTH DAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERYONE IS IN THE SPIRIT THIS MORNING AT 7-ELEVEN, I SAW A A RAT DRINKING A BIG GULP WITH
A METAL STRAW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF STORES CELEBRATED
EARTH DAY. H&M ADDED A SECTION FOR SUSTAINABLE ITEMS.
LOWE'S OFFERED A FREE GARDEN TO GO KIT AND SUBWAY RECYCLED LAST WEEK'S TUNA.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I'M KIDDING AROUND, BUT PROTECTING THE EARTH IS
SERIOUS. I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT IN 1999, WE HAD NEARLY
50 RAINFOREST CAFES, AND NOW, WE'RE DOWN TO ALMOST 20? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THINK ABOUT IT THAT'S RIGHT, TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT THE PLANET AND AT THE
WHITE HOUSE, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED 40 WORLD LEADERS FOR A VIRTUAL CLIMATE CHANGE
SUMMIT THE TONE OF THE SUMMIT WAS THAT WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE.
BUT YOU KNOW, COSTA RICA WAS LOOKING AT THE U.S. AND CHINA LIKE, YEAH, THIS IS ALL OUR
FAULT, RIGHT WE'RE ALL TO BLAME, YEAH HMM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, OF COURSE, WITH ANY VIRTUAL EVENT, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE SOME TECHNICAL GLITCHES, RIGHT? BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE
QUITE THIS BAD TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
>> GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING. >> TO ALL OUR COLLEAGUES
>> OUR COLLEAGUES AROUND THE WORLD. >> THE WORLD LEADERS
>> THE WORLD LEADERS TAKING PART IN THE SUMMIT I THANK YOU.
>> IT IS NOW MY HONOR TO CALL ON THE HIS EXCELLENCY, THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED
NATIONS ANTONIO GUTIERREZ. [ LAUGHTER ] I NOW CALL UPON THE PRIME
MINISTER OF THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA, HIS EXCELLENCY NARENDRA MODI.
>> PRESIDENT BIDEN [ PHONE DIALING MY FELLOW CITIZENS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE FLOOR IS TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE RUSSIAN
FEDERATION, MR. VLADIMIR PUTIN MR. PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMEHOW WE JUST FLEW A HELICOPTER ON MARS BUT WE
STILL CAN'T GET A ZOOM MEETING TO WORK. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT TIME, EVERY LEADER WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE GRANDCHILD PRESENT
IT IS FUNNY WE WERE WATCHING PUTIN AND HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ON CAMERA, BECAUSE USUALLY, IT
IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. YEP. EVEN -
>> Steve: THAT WAS GOOD. >> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, BRITAIN'S PRIME MINISTER
BORIS JOHNSON SPOKE AND HE USED A PRETTY INTERESTING PHRASE TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS
LISTEN TO THIS
>> THIS IS NOT ALL ABOUT SOME
EXPENSIVE POLITICALLY CORRECT GREEN ACT OF -- OF BUNNY HUGGING OR HOWEVER YOU WANT TO
PUT IT BUNNY HUGGING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DRIVING AT
>> Jimmy: NO WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING AT
[ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST PEOPLE WERE LIKE, OH, IS BUNNY HUGGING A BRITISH
VERSION OF TREE HUGGING? BRITISH PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "NO, HE'S JUST WEIRD.
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT TERM THAT'S RIGHT, LEADERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD MET TO DISCUSS
CLIMATE CHANGE OVER ZOOM AND SOME RELEASED JOINT STATEMENTS WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN
CHECK THESE OUT. AFTER FRENCH PRESIDENT EMANUEL MACRON SAID, "IF WE
WANT TO DECREASE OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT, WE MUST --" BIDEN JUMPED IN AND SAID, TAKE A PAGE
OUT OF MY OLD FRIEND'S BOOK. HIS NAME WAS SHOELESS GUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE USED TO WALK ACROSS A GRAVEL PARKING LOT JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
HE RAN OFF WITH A FLAPPER GIRL FROM CHEYENNE. NOW THEY SELL TIRE SWINGS FOR
A LIVING [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S
RELEVANT, BUT LET'S CHECK OUT ANOTHER JOINT STATEMENT. AFTER GERMAN CHANCELLOR
ANGELA MERKEL SAID, "WE CAN CONSERVE THE AMOUNT OF AVAILABLE WATER WE HAVE BY --"
BIDEN SAID, "ROUND UP ALL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS AND WASH OURSELVES OFF IN THE CREEK
BEHIND OLD MAN McCAFFERTY'S TOOL SHED. JUST AS GOOD AS A REAL SHOWER
AND YOU GET TO EAT AS MANY TADPOLE EGGS AS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH."
>> Steve: WAIT, WHAT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP
LETTING HIM TALK >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
LET'S CHECK OUT ONE MORE >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT
>> Jimmy: AFTER BRITISH PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON SAID, "FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE WILL
CREATE MILLIONS OF JOBS SUCH AS --" BIDEN SAID, "ROOT BEER BARBERS
AND PROFESSIONAL WHISTLERS I USED TO KNOW A PAIR OF TWINS WHO COULD WHISTLE LIKE A TEA
POT. THEIR PARENTS NAMED THEM BOTH RALPH TO MAKE THINGS EASY.
ONE OF THEM GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, AND AFTER THAT, ANY TIME HE WALKED PAST A JUKE BOX,
IT JUST STARTED PLAYING. [ APPLAUSE ] RALPH AND RALPH?
I DON'T KNOW >> Steve: IT SOUNDS LIKE A A JOINT STATEMENTS
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE PRESENTED
ITS $2.3 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, REPUBLICANS HAVE RESPONDED WITH
THEIR OWN VERSION THAT'S ONLY WORTH $568 BILLION YEAH, REPUBLICANS WANT ALL OF
THESE REPAIRS DONE ON THE CHEAP, WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE CALLING THE BILL "OPERATION
FLEX SEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN HAS SO MUCH ON HIS PLATE,
INFRASTRUCTURE, CONSTRUCTION, POLICE REFORM, MILITARY SPENDING
RIGHT NOW HIS TO-DO LIST LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE. I SAW AMAZON IS TESTING OUT
A NEW WAY TO PAY AT WHOLE FOODS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> PAYING FOR GROCERIES WITH A A SWIPE OF YOUR HAND
THAT COULD BE COMING SOON TO WHOLE FOODS STORES NEAR YOU. IT ALLOWS SHOPPERS TO PAY FOR
ITEMS BY PLACING THEIR PALM OVER THE SCANNING DEVICE >> Jimmy: HERE IS HOW IT WORKS
YOU HOVER YOUR HAND OVER THE READER, THEN THE CASHIER TELLS YOU TO STAY STILL, THEN MOVE IT
SLIGHTLY, THEN MOVE IT SLIGHTLY AGAIN, AND THEN, YOU GET FRUSTRATED AND PAY WITH YOUR
CREDIT CARD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHATEVER, I THINK IT IS FUN.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BUY PLUMS LIKE I'M A JEDI. BEEP
IT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? BEEP >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY
GOOD JEDI. >> Jimmy: LIKE TO MOVE BACK -- >> Questlove: TO MOVE BACK IS
WHAT SELLS IT. THAT IS JUST A GUY >> Jimmy: YES.
>> Questlove: THAT'S A JEDI. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: ESPECIALLY WITH A FLOURISH >> Jimmy: ARE THEY MAKING
ANOTHER "STAR WARS" FILM >> Steve: I BET THEY -- OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I ADD A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THAT LAST ONE YOU WANT TO DO IT ONE MORE
TIME >> Steve: DO IT ONE MORE TIME. >> Jimmy: MR. LUCAS?
OKAY STEP TO THE LEFT MORE
>> Steve: MORE >> Jimmy: MORE >> Steve: HOW FAR.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, PERFECT. >> Steve: DO I HAVE A CAR? >> Jimmy: OKAY
THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] AN ACADEMY AWARD
OH, IT'S NOT MY NAME ON IT WELL THIS IS INTERESTING SCIENTISTS ARE DEVELOPING
TECHNOLOGY THAT LETS THEM ADD PRODUCT PLACEMENTS IN CLASSIC FILMS.
YEAH WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE FIRST FEW CLIPS THEY
PRODUCED NOW WATCH CLOSELY BECAUSE THE ADS ARE INCREDIBLY SUBTLE.
ROLL IT.
>> IT IS DECEMBER 1941 IN
CASABLANCA, WHAT TIME IS IT IN NEW YORK >> MY WIFE -
>> THEY'RE ASLEEP IN NEW YORK. [ GROWL >> SAY AGAIN, PLEASE
>> HOUSTON, WE HAVE A TIDE POD [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ISN'T GOOD.
McCORMICK SAID THAT THEY'VE HAD A DIFFICULT TIME KEEPING UP WITH DEMAND FOR OLD BAY
SEASONING DURING THE PANDEMIC. CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE WHY WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW
SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL "TARIQ'S TEACHABLE MOMENT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. I THINK I CAN SHINE A LIGHT ON
THIS YOU SEE, WHEN BLACK PEOPLE COOK, WE ENJOY THIS THING YOU
MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF. IT IS CALLED FLAVOR. [ LAUGHTER ]
FLAVOR IS WHAT HAPPENS TO A MEAL WHEN YOU ADD MORE TO IT THAN JUST SALT OR PEPPER
>> Steve: I DON'T KNOW IT SOUNDS SPICY. >> Tariq: IT CAN BE.
IN BLACK HOMES, SPICE RACKS ARE LIKE GUARD DOGS, ROBUST, LOUD, INTEGRAL PARTS OF THE FAMILY
UNIT MEANWHILE, YOUR SPICE RACK IS MORE LIKE A LAP DOG.
SMALL, DECORATIVE, BUT ULTIMATELY USELESS SO WHEN THE PANDEMIC HIT AND
RESTAURANTS CLOSED, BLACK PEOPLE TREATED OLD BAY LIKE IT WAS TOILET PAPER AND BOUGHT
ENOUGH TO FILL A BUNKER. >> Jimmy: OKAY HOW MUCH SEASONING SHOULD I
USE? >> Tariq: A GREAT START WOULD BE MORE THAN ZERO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> JUST DO WHAT I DO IGNORE THE RECIPE AND SPRINKLE
IT ON A LITTLE LONGER THAN YOU USUALLY WOULD. LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY THIS SEEMS LIKE A LOT.
>> Tariq: IT IS. THAT'S THE POINT, JIMMY. AND LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND YET, THAT'S OKAY. JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE TO MARINADE
[ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> "TARIQ'S TEACHABLE MOMENT."
>> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY. TARIQ TROTTER.
I LEARNED A LOT. THANK YOU, TARIQ [ APPLAUSE ]
AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN NORTH CAROLINA WAS SHOPPING AT TARGET WHEN SHE FOUND
A SURPRISE ON THE SHELF. WATCH THIS
TYPICALLY FIND ON THE SHELVES IN TARGET. A BLACK RAT SNAKE SLITHERING
THROUGH THE CANS OF BUSH'S BAKED BEANS. >> Jimmy: MANAGER CAME ON THE
PA SYSTEM AND WAS LIKE, "OH, HELL NO, IN AISLE FIVE OH, HELL NO.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES
>> Steve: A DELIGHT. >> Jimmy: THE GUY IS A GEM HE STARS IN THE SHOWTIME
SERIES, "CITY ON A HILL. KEVIN BACON IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, SHE'S A FOUR-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL GYMNAST, SIMONE BILES IS HERE
[ APPLAUSE ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM RITT MOMNEY, EVERYBODY
RITT MOMNEY. >> Steve: RITT >> Jimmy: RITT MOMNEY.
>> Steve: THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND LATER, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ALL NEW "TONIGHT
SHOW" HASHTAGS AS WELL [ APPLAUSE ] AND WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING
FUN WITH KEVIN BACON >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SOMETHING MUSICAL
PERHAPS. >> Steve: PERHAPS. MORE JEDI --
>> Jimmy: SKETCH -- I RETIRED FROM THE JEDI BUSINESS >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS, WHAT
HAPPENED >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO HARD ON MY ARMS
EVERYWHERE I WENT, EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "DO THE JEDI THING." >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: I'M JUST BE A NORMAL PERSON >> Steve: OH, IT WAS LIKE
A CURSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS CURSED BY MY OWN JEDI TECHNIQUES
AND I COULDN'T GO SHOPPING I COULDN'T GO ANYWHERE IT WAS A NIGHTMARE
CAN YOU IMAGINE MY LIFE? >> Steve: NO, I CAN'T IMAGINE BECAUSE I MEAN -
>> Jimmy: DO THE JEDI THING. DO IT, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW.
>> Steve: YOU'RE WITH YOUR FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY KIDS ARE
AROUND >> Steve: YOU TOLD ME THE ONE TIME YOU WERE ABOUT TO HAVE
EMERGENCY SURGERY AND THE DOCTOR MADE YOU DO IT BEFORE YOU HAD THE SURGERY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS BASICALLY ON THE DEATH BED, WHATEVER IT IS, YEAH
>> Steve: DEATH BED, SURE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOT TUBES ALL OVER
THE PLACE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: MY LIFE TURNED INTO
A COMPLETE -- DON'T REMEMBER THAT I HOSTED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" OR ANYTHING.
>> Steve: WELL, IT WAS SO GOOD, I CAN'T BLAME THEM >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY CUT IT OUT
OF THE BLU-RAY >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: THE WHOLE JEDI THING IS GONE FROM THE BLU-RAY >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GET THE
BLU -- >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT THE LASER -- IS IT ON THE LASER
DISK >> Jimmy: NO, THEY TOOK IT OUT OF THE LASER DISK AS WELL AND
THE BLU-RAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "GET ME GEORGE LUCAS ON LINE TWO
GET ME GEORGE LUCAS ON LINE TWO. THEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE,
PRESSED LINE TWO >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HELLO.
>> Steve: HELLO, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THIS IS GEORGE LUCAS >> NO, THIS IS GARY, HIS
ASSISTANT. GEORGE IS BUSY >> Jimmy: THE ASSISTANT'S
ASSISTANT? >> YEAH, I'M THE FIFTH ASSISTANT.
>> Jimmy: GEORGE LUCAS HAS FIVE ASSISTANTS >> Steve: NO, HE HAS
12 ASSISTANTS. >> Jimmy: SORRY -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND I DON'T WORK THERE SO. I APOLOGIZE.
COULD YOU LET GEORGE KNOW I'M A LITTLE UPSET >> Steve: ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: I WAS IN THE NEW "STAR WARS" FILM >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS THE -- THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS UPSET >> Steve: OH, OKAY
SORRY, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: NO, I WOULD NEVER
COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING -- BUT IT IS JUST I DID A JEDI, I PLAYED A JEDI, DID A JEDI MOVE.
>> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THE HAND MOVE. >> Steve: LOVED IT
>> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER IT? >> Steve: WHO DOESN'T? >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY GEORGE
DIDN'T LIKE IT, HE CUT IT OUT -- >> Steve: NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO, NO, NO HE LOVED IT SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: OH
>> Steve: IT MADE THE REST OF THE MOVIE LOOK LIKE GARBAGE. HE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE IT
OUT. THE GENIUS OF THAT MOMENT MADE THE REST OF THE FILM LOOK
LIKE - >> Jimmy: GARBAGE. >> Steve: A DOG VOMITED ON ITS
OWN. THAT'S A BAD IMAGE >> Jimmy: GARY, I THANK YOU SO
MUCH I APOLOGIZE THAT I PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD BUT YOU CHANGED MY
DAY AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME. >> Steve: ONE MORE THING, JUST
IF I MAY >> Jimmy: SURE >> Steve: I KNOW I'M OVER THE
PHONE, BUT COULD YOU DO IT FOR ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: BE WELL.
BE WELL. [ APPLAUSE ] *
NICE GUY REALLY NICE GUY. AND THANKS TO GEORGE LUCAS
GUYS, STICK AROUND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
* * HASHTAG
HASHTAG * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK, WE DO THIS THING EVERY
WEEK >> Steve: WHEW >> Jimmy: OH, WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK OH WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK.
OH >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG. OH
AND WE ASK YOU GUYS -- WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK. >> Steve: EVERY WEEK
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND WE ASKED YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO IT.
SINCE 4/20 WAS THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE #STONERTHOUGHTS AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT
A FUNNY HIGH IDEA THAT YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAD [ LAUGHTER ]
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
WE LOVE PLAYING HASHTAG. THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING UP [ APPLAUSE ]
NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE STONER THOUGHTS RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS.
FIRST ONE IS FROM @LISSBROOK273. SHE SAYS, "MY FRIEND SAID HE'D
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL IF WE COULD, LIKE, READ MOVIES BOOKS.
HE FORGOT BOOKS EXISTED. [ APPLAUSE ] "WHEN DO WE READ THIS?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @GRKSMILIEGIRL SHE SAYS, "I TOLD MY FRIEND
ONCE AS SHE WAS CLEANING THE VACUUM, 'DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU CLEAN THE VACUUM, YOU
BECOME THE VACUUM CLEANER? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOT TO GO, MAN
YOU GOT TO GO. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @WICHITACAT.
SHE SAID, "A SERVER AT SUBWAY WAS SUPER HIGH AND EVERY TIME I ADDED A TOPPING TO MY SANDWICH,
HE GOT MORE AND MORE EXCITED HE KEPT SAYING, 'MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "PEPPERS?" >> Jimmy: "JALAPENOS, OH, MAN!
THIS IS LIKE -- THIS IS THE BEST SANDWICH. >> Steve: "YOU GOT TO BE DONE.
"OH, WHAT? >> Jimmy: "ONE MORE TOPPING? OH, MAN.
THIS'S FROM @LONGMATIE80 >> Steve: LONGMATIE80. >> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "DO CRABS
THINK FISH ARE FLYING? [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WHOA, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @CATARINAVD.
>> Steve: OH, BOY. THAT'S NOT A GOOD -- THAT'S NOT A GOOD NAME.
CATARINAVD WOW. >> Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY.
>> Steve: OH, SURE YEAH, THAT'S WHEN YOU GET IT [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IT'S PROBABLY HER INITIALS OR
SOMETHING. >> Steve: YEAH, SURE A LOT OF PENICILLIN.
CATARINAVD IS THAT A STRAIN [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOU'VE GOT CATARINAVD." >> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: "THERE'S NO CURE."
>> Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY. >> Steve: OH, VALENTINE'S DAY. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING
>> Steve: OKAY, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "ONCE I WAS HOLDING MY BOYFRIEND'S HAND, I
LOOKED DOWN AND THOUGHT, 'WOW, WE'RE WEARING THE SAME NAIL POLISH.'
I WAS LOOKING AT MY OWN FINGERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS ONE IS FROM @THESTRAWBERRYFROG
THEY SAY, "WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, WHEN YOU WATER WATER, IT GROWS.
>> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S DEEP.
>> Steve: THAT'S DEEP, MAN AND THE WATER IS DEEP. >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY'S HEAD IS SPINNING AROUND. >> Steve: YEAH
WHOA [ THUMPING ] >> Jimmy: OH, OW
>> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: U-H-L. H.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @GXBBYBRXCHO
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T TWEETED AT ME, MAN?
>> Steve: YEAH, MAN. WELL, OKAY WHAT YOUR - >> Jimmy: @GXBBYBRXCHO
>> Steve: OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE FAST CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? YOU DON'T TWEET AT ME EVER
>> Steve: EVER >> Jimmy: IT'S RUDE ALMOST DO YOU WANT MY -- WRITE IT
>> Steve: LET ME WRITE IT DOWN >> Jimmy: GXBBYBRXCHO. >> Steve: GOT IT
>> Jimmy: I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU I JUST THINK, I DON'T KNOW, YOU
WEREN'T RAISED WELL. >> Steve: SOMEHOW YOU GOT BLOCKED BY MISTAKE
MY KIDS BLOCKED YOU. >> Jimmy: WELL, THEN TWEET ME NOW.
>> OH, MY PHONE BROKE. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A FLIP PHONE?
>> Steve: YEAH, I HAVE A FLIP PHONE. WHO FLIPPED OUT.
>> Jimmy: YOU NEED TWO HANDS TO CLOSE IT >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S A GIANT
PHONE. * >> Jimmy: WAIT
THAT'S THE ALIEN SIGNAL FROM "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT IS THAT ET'S PHONE
>> Steve: YEAH, HE PHONED. HE GOT IT FROM HOME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T
PHONE HOME >> Steve: YEAH, BECAUSE I HAD HIS PHONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE MOVIE COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED -
>> Steve: I'M NOT GIVING IT BACK I'M NOT GIVING IT BACK
>> Jimmy: WHO YOU HAVE IT IN FOR? >> Steve: ELLIOT, ELLIOT
SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] BLOWING THINGS -- GET OUT OF
HERE >> Jimmy: A GENIUS, RIGHT? >> Steve: YEAH, SUPPOSE TO BE
SO SMART >> Jimmy: SUPPOSED TO BE A A GENIUS
YEAH, SMARTEST ALIEN >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "CAN I
HAVE MY PHONE BACK?" [ LAUGHTER ] JUST ASK
>> Steve: YEAH, ASK. >> Jimmy: DON'T BE RUDE. >> Steve: USE YOUR WORDS
THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE GETS DRUNK
>> Jimmy: HE'S A MESS. >> Steve: HE'S RIDICULOUS. >> Jimmy: HE'S A MESS.
>> Steve: HE'S RIDICULOUS. NO WONDER HIS PARENTS LEFT HIM * COME BACK AGAIN
I WANT TO BE NEXT TIME HOME IS THE BEST PLACE O ALL *
>> Jimmy: JUST KIND OF RUBBING IT IN A LITTLE BIT >> Steve: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: NEIL DIAMOND IS RUBBING IT IN ET'S FACE. * HOME IS THE BEST PLACE *
YEAH, I KNOW THAT. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: TRYING GO HOME, DUDE
>> Steve: TRYING TO PHONE THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU SING "LOVE ON THE ROCKS" FROM
ONE OF THE HITS? GOING TO RUB IT IN * A HARD LIFE
BETTER GET HOM DON'T YOU MISS HOME * >> Steve: I DO
>> Jimmy: "WHAT IS THIS? >> Steve: "I MISS HOME." >> Jimmy: "I FEEL LIKE HE'S
TALKING TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS MY FIRST CONCERT I HAVE
EVER SEEN. HE DIRECTED THE SONG AND ME, I CAN'T KEEP -- I CAN'T STOP
CRYING." >> Jimmy: WHAT'S NEIL DIAMOND'S PROBLEM, MAN
SO SHE SAYS, "HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF THE METEOR THAT HIT EARTH AND KILLED THE DINOSAURS
WAS ACTUALLY A UFO AND WE WERE THE ALIENS ON IT?" [ AUDIENCE OOHS
THIS ONE IS FROM @MINUSTHEFIRE HE SAYS, "WHY HASN'T ANYONE CREATED A CHOCOLATE COMPANY TO
COMPETE WITH HERSHEY'S CALLED "HIM-HE'S" [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, HER-SHEY'S >> Steve: OH, HER-SHEY'S
>> Jimmy: "HIM-HE'S. >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY.
>> Steve: MIND BLOWN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @SHERYLSCHULTZ1.
SHE SAYS, "WHEN I WENT FOR MY ID PIC AT 21, I GOT REAL HIGH BEFORE
THAT WAY IF I EVER GOT PULLED OVER, I'D LOOK NORMAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST MA'AM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM
@RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "WHY AREN'T iPHONE CHARGERS CALLED APPLE JUICE?
THERE YOU GO, MAN. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KEVIN BACON! COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, STARS ON THE TELEVISION SERIES
"CITY ON A HILL," SEASON TWO, AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME
PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, KEVIN BACON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY LOVE YOU. KEVIN BACON, WELCOME BACK. [ AUDIENCE CHANTS BACON
>> MUCH APPRECIATED. MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU.
AN AUDIENCE, OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO GREAT >> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT FEEL
GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT FEEL FANTASTIC? >> AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,
THERE'S NO CARDBOARD CUTOUTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO,
THEY'RE REAL HUMANS. >> THAT IS SO GREAT. AND NO ZOOM.
IT'S SO NICE, SO NICE. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT FOR US, FOR YOU COMING AND BEING IN
THE STUDIO SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE
>> VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I SAID -- WELL, TAKE OUT YOUR PHONE, I'LL ZOOM YOU FROM HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS OVER THE SUMMER
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WE WERE IN QUARANTINE, AND I APPRECIATE
YOU DOING THAT 'CAUSE WE -- YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO HAVE ANY GUESTS WE COULD, BUT YOU DID
THAT AND DID US A FAVOR. >> AND YOU WERE KILLING IT FROM HOME
SO I'M -- I WAS VERY APPRECIATIVE AS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER TO JUST KEEP HAVING YOU
EVEN IN THAT CAPACITY, YOU KNOW SO IT MUST BE BACK TO BE IN
THIS KIND OF SITUATION >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST. I MEAN, WE TALKED ABOUT WHAT WE
WERE DOING IN QUARANTINE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DID THE REST OF
QUARANTINE GO FOR YOU? >> OH, QUARANTINE, OH, YOU KNOW
LISTEN, I WAS GRATEFUL EVERYDAY TO, YOU KNOW, BE WELL AND HAVE MY HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF MY
FAMILY MY WIFE AND I REALIZED THAT WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR A REALLY
LONG TIME, AND QUARANTINE REALLY WAS AN AMAZING, KIND OF, TEST FOR OUR MARRIAGE BECAUS
I MEAN WE WERE REALLY ISOLATED, AND I THINK AFTER A WHILE WE REALIZED THAT WE WOULD KIND OF
HAVE TO, EVEN IN OUR PLACE, GO AWAY FROM EACH OTHER SO SHE WOULD -- WE'D HAVE
BREAKFAST. THEN SHE'D BASICALLY GO TO THE BEDROOM, WHICH WE CALLED THE
LAIRS. AND SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN HER LAIR
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS HER SPACE >> AND THEN, YEAH. SHE'D TEXT ME AND SAY, "DO YOU
WANT TO DO LUNCH LATER?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD SAY, SURE, AND, YOU
KNOW, WE WOULD MEET IN THE KITCHEN THEN SHE WOULD GO BACK TO THE LAIR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND AGAIN, YOU KNOW, DRINKS, MAYBE DINNER, WHATEVER AND THEN
WE'D GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE IS AMAZING BECAUSE SHE'S
A CONSTANT SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT AND SHE ALWAYS HAS SOME AMAZING
THING TO SAY OR SOME OBSERVATION. SHE CAME IN THE OTHER DAY AND
SHE WENT, "OH, MY GOD, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM WE WERE IN THIS REALLY OLD
HOUSE AND WE WERE GOING FROM ROOM TO ROOM HAVING SEX IN EVERY ROOM."
AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY. >> Jimmy: WOW. GOES, "AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, MY [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S FUNNY I LOVE -- I FOLLOW YOU
YOU ARE A GREAT FOLLOW BY THE WAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ON INSTAGRAM, I GOT TO SAY ONE
OF MY FAVORITE THINGS YOU DO IS -- WELL, YOU PLAY MUSIC FROM THE VINYLS WHICH I LOVE.
YOU PICK THREE SONGS AND THEY'RE ALWAYS THE BLUES OR SOMETHING INTERESTING AND FUN,
BUT IT MAKES YOU -- I LOVE SEEING IT. I LOVE YOUR SETUP.
>> YEAH, WE DO IT ON MONDAYS IT IS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE WEEK AFTER
WEEK AFTER WEEK DURING THE PANDEMIC, ANOTHER MONDAY WOULD ROLL AROUND AND IT SORT OF FELT
LIKE, "IS THERE ANYTHING CHANGED OR WHATEVER? SO I STARTED THINKING ABOUT
TUNES THAT, YOU KNOW, MADE ME FEEL GOOD, MADE ME UPLIFTED. SO I WOULD PICK THREE SONGS.
IT'S JUST FUN. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MUSIC >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
WELL, TODAY IS EARTH DAY, AND SO THIS MONDAY YOU DID "MONDAY BLUES" FROM A TREE
>> YES, I DID. YEAH I DID IT FROM A TREE BECAUSE I
AM A TREE HUGGER, AND IT'S EARTH DAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M A BUNNY
HUGGER MYSELF. >> OH, ARE YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
IN ENGLAND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN ENGLAND, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO, YOU KNOW,
TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY EARTH WE GET. >> Jimmy: YEAH
WE HAVE A CLIP, ACTUALLY, OF YOU IN A TREE FOR THIS WEEK'S "MONDAY BLUES.
>> COOL. >> Jimmy: JUSTTO SHOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU FOLLOW.
CLIMATE CHANGE AND I THINK ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR
OCEANS AND HOW ARE WE POSSIBLY GOING TO SAVE THIS SPHERE, I GET THE "MONDAY BLUES.
* BUT HE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER LITTLE
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SAVE THIS PLANET, BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, IT IS A WONDERFUL WORLD.
* >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW DO YOU MAKE THE TIMING FIT THAT PERFECT THE TIMING WAS GREAT
DID YOU DO LIKE 30 TAKES OF THAT >> I THINK THAT WAS A SINGLE
TAKE IN FACT, IT WAS FUNNY THAT YOU SAY THAT
'CAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT IT GOING, "WELL, I THINK THAT PAUSE WAS TOO LONG."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S PERFECT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
"CITY ON A HILL. MAN, I LOVE THIS CHARACTER EVERYONE -- PEOPLE ARE LOVING
THIS CHARACTER DO YOU LIKE PLAYING HIM? >> I LIKE PLAYING HIM.
HE IS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED HE IS A VERY DARK CHARACTER. HE'S GOT A TON OF ISSUES
HE'S INCREDIBLY CORRUPT, HE'S A PHILANDERER. I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S SO
INAPPROPRIATE SO MANY TIMES, BUT I JUST FIND HIS MIND INTERESTING.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT HIM IS THAT WHEN HE -- IF HE'S TRYING TO
MAKE A POINT HE STARTS WAY FAR AWAY AND OFTEN TELLS A REALLY
LONG-WINDED STORY THAT'S JUST FULL OF [ BLEEP ] AND JUST -- IT JUST WINDS ITS WAY BACK AND
FINALLY AT THE END YOU GO, "OH, THAT'S WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER WORK AROUND THE IDEA AND SO, IT'S GREAT
I LOVE DOING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FANTASTIC YOU'RE GREAT AT IT
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON SEASON TWO.
NOW I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS KEVIN BACON IN
"CITY ON A HILL. TAKE A LOOK.
>> I WANT TO BUY YOU FLOWERS BUT THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME SAYING, "I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU.
MAY YOU REST IN THE PEACE OF AN EVERLASTING COKED OUT BLISS. MAY YOU WAKE EACH MORNING TO A
A HAREM OF NAKED BATHING BEAUTIES KISSING BOTH CHEEKS OF YOUR PALE NAKED ASS AND MAY
YOUR TWISTED SPIRIT SCARE THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF YOUR ENEMIES IN THEIR SLEEP
BUT NOT ME, KID. NOT ME [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON. HOW FUN IS THAT?
KEVIN BACON, EVERYBODY CATCH "CITY ON A HILL" SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME
KEVIN AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND MUSICAL WHEN WE COME BACK
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>>> IN 1973, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND WAS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT TOURING ROCK
ACTS IN THE COUNTRY. FRESH OFF THE RELEASE OF THEIR THIRD ALBUM, THEY RETURNED TO
THE STUDIO IN SEARCH OF THEIR NEXT SOUND IT WAS DURING THIS TIME THAT
FOUNDING MEMBER, DICKEY BETTS, WROTE WHAT WOULD SOON BECOME ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST HITS.
"RAMBLIN' MAN" QUICKLY BECAME AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. PEAKING AT NUMBER 2ON THE
BILLBOARD HOT 100 CHART AND EARNING ITS PLACE AS ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK SONGS OF ALL
TIME BUT AMERICAN NEVER HEARD ITS FIRST DRAFT UNTIL NOW.
* [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
* * LORD I WAS BORN A RAMBLIN' MAN
TRYIN' TO MAKE A LIVIN AND DOIN' THE BEST I CAN * * AND I WAS BORN IN
THE BACKSEAT O A GREYHOUND BU I WAS BORN *
* A RAMBLIN' MA LIKE I SAI I WAS BORN IN A GREYHOUN
THE PEOPLE ON THE BUS * * WERE LIKE HEY WHAT'S THAT NOIS
SOME GUY YELLED OU I THINK THAT A * * LADY'S GIVING BIRTH
IN THE BACKSEAT OF THIS GREYHOUND BUS THE BUS DRIVER SCREAMED *
* WAIT SHOULD I PULL OVER A FEW PEOPLE ON BOARD SAID NO, JUST DRIVE
BUT A COUPLE OTHER * * PEOPLE SAID YOU GOTTA PARK THIS BU
THE DRIVER DID NOT PARK THE BUS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * I KNEW YOU WERE BORN A RAMBLIN' MA
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT TH BUS BIRTH 'TIL JUST NOW * * I'D KINDA PREFE
WE SING ABOUT ANYTHING ELS BUT I'M ALSO WEIRDLY CURIOUS *
* LOOK IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTION YOU CAN ASK I AND I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER
DETAILS * * FROM THAT 'HOUN I DON'T EVEN KNO
WHERE TO START I GUESS HOW MUCH * * DID YOU WEIGH
SOMEWHERE BETWEE 6 AND 20 POUND 20 POUNDS IS TOO *
* BIG FOR A BAB I WANNA SAY TH AVERAGE IS LIKE
WELL IT AIN'T LIKE THEY * * HAD A SCALE ON THAT BUS THAT WAS JUST AN ESTIMATE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * DID YOUR MOTHER
NAME YOU ON THAT GREYHOUND SHE NAMED ME AFTER * * THE DRIVER OF THAT BU
HIS NAME WAS NICKY BUS * * BUT YOUR NAME IS DICKEY BETT
THAT'S CUZ SHE WROTE THE NAME DOWN WRONG * * DICKEY BETTS WAS BORN
ON A GREYHOUND DICKEY BETTS WAS BOR ON A GREYHOUND *
* DICKEY BETTS WAS BORN ON A GREYHOUND BUS * DICKEY BETTS WAS BOR
ON A BUS * * *
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL
GYMNAST, WHO'S HOPING TO WIN EVEN MORE AT THE TOKYO OLYMPICS THIS SUMMER.
PLEASE WELCOME, SIMONE BILES
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SIMONE SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> THANK YOU, YOU TOO. WE'RE GEARING UP FOR THE OLYMPICS
IT IS LESS THAN 100 DAYS I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TRAINING LIKE MAD
WHAT IS -- FOR ME, TRAINING IS PUTTING ON GYM CLOTHES >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: THINKING ABOUT IT, AND THEN GOING, "AH, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
I REALLY HAVE TO GET TO WORK." THAT'S ABOUT MY TRAINING >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SIMILAR SCHEDULES? >> RIGHT I WISH, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I
TRAIN SEVEN HOURS A DAY. I DO HAVE SUNDAYS OFF. SO MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
FRIDAY, I TRAIN TWICE A DAY. AND THEN THURSDAY AND SATURDAY I TRAIN ONCE A DAY
NOW, YOU NORMALLY HAVE A FUN NICKNAME, THE FINAL FIVE, RIGHT?
>> YES >> Jimmy: BUT THIS YEAR, THE TEAM IS FOUR PEOPLE, CORRECT
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: SO IT CAN'T BE FINAL FIVE
>> IT IS FOUR. WE DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE OR WHO IS
GOING TO BE ON THE TEAM YET. IT IS ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN FOR THE AUDIENCE AND THE FANS TO
TRY TO PICK OR GUESS THE NAME THAT WE PICKED I REMEMBER IN 2016 AFTER WE
MADE THE TEAM, WE ALL COLLECTIVELY THOUGHT OF A NAME, AND THEN WE ANNOUNCED IT WHEN
WE WON TEAM GOLD SO THAT WAS JUST OUR STRATEGY FOR THAT ONE, BUT IT IS ALSO
FUN BECAUSE FANS GET TO REMEMBER THOSE TEAMS THAT HAVE CERTAIN NAMES AND IT IS EASIER
FOR THEM TO RECALL WHO IS ON WHICH TEAM I'M WONDERING CAN WE GUESS --
WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE HERE TRY TO PREDICT, THE FAB FOUR YOU COULD DO THAT.
>> OKAY. WE COULD DO THAT I'LL KEEP IT IN MY POCKET.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SCRATCH THAT LET'S SCRATCH THAT OH, WOW.
DIDN'T EXPECT THAT RESPONSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. NOTHING, I GOT NO APPLAUSE
NOTHING. FANTASTIC FOUR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OH, THEY LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: THEY LIKE THAT ONE I SHOULD LEAVE THAT UP THERE
FOUR DOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE FOUR DOOR
OKAY >> Jimmy: THE FOUR DOOR BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SLAM IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO STOP THERE.
SIMONE, WHERE DO YOU -- WHERE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DOCU-SERIES, TALKING ABOUT
THIS "SIMONE VS. HERSELF." WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO SEE
WHEN THEY CHECK THIS OUT >> ME JUST TAKING MYSELF TO NEW HEIGHTS IN THE GYM, TRYING NEW
SKILLS, A LITTLE BIT OF A LOOK INSIDE MY LIFE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I'M
ALWAYS TRAINING, BUT BESIDES THAT, I HAVE A LOT OF AMAZING PARTNERS THAT I WORK WITH.
SO I GET TO SHARE MY TIME IN BETWEEN THERE, BUT IT IS NOT ALL GLITZ AND GLAM
IT IS SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY IN THE GYM, SO IT IS A LOOK AT MY LIFE.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE JUST A GREAT ROLE MODEL - >> WELL, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: FOR HUMANS, FOR EVERYBODY. BUT I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS,
AND THEY LOVE YOU. AND YOU ARE IN SO MANY BOOKS THAT THEY'RE READING ABOUT, SO
THEY'RE FLIPPING OUT THAT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW >> AWW
>> Jimmy: SO DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS -- NOT MY GIRLS. I WILL ASK YOU FOR THAT LATER.
"CAN YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE I'M JUST GOING TO CALL THEM RIGHT NOW.
NO [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS YOUR MESSAGE TO YOUNG
WOMEN OUT THERE? >> YEAH, OF COURSE I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY IT
DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU START, IT IS WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND HOW YOU PICK YOURSELF BACK UP
FROM THOSE FALLS AND JUST DREAM BIG AND THEN DREAM BIGGER AFTER THAT, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHERE YOUR DREAM WILL TAKE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DREAM BIG, DREAM BIGGER. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS SIMONE BILES IN THE
FACEBOOK WATCH DOCU-SERIES, "SIMONE VS. HERSELF. TAKE A LOOK.
TWO MINUTES BEFORE PRACTICE STARTS
I'M LIKE, "WHO AM I? THIS IS SO UNLIKE ME, BUT I SERIOUSLY JUST CAN'T GET UP
ANYMORE. >> NEXT BREAK. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY DIFFERENT
CHANGE BUT I STILL GO IN THERE AND GET MY WORK DONE
* >> SHE DOES WHAT SHE HAS TO BE DOING IN TRAINING.
SHE WILL BE VERY VERY FIT. THERE IS NO ISSUE WITH THAT. IT'S THE MENTAL.
SHE WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE ATTRACTION FOR TEAM USA OVER THERE.
A LOT OF PRESSURING ON HER SHOULDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO TAKE ALL
OF THE PRESSURE AWAY FROM HER AND JUST FOCUS ON WHAT IS CONTROLLABLE, AND IT IS HER OWN
GYMNASTICS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AMAZING!
SIMONE BILES >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THE TOKYO OLYMPIC
GAMES AIRS THIS SUMMER ON NBC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM RITT MOMNEY
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT
WITH THE COVER OF CORRINE BAILEY RAE'S "PUT YOUR RECORDS ON," HERE IS
RITT MOMNEY.
* THREE LITTLE BIRD
SAT ON MY WINDOW AND THEY TOLD ME I DON'T NEED TO WORRY *
* SUMMER CAME LIKE CINNAMON SO SWEET LITTLE GIRLS DOUBLE-DUTC
ON THE CONCRETE * * MAYBE SOMETIMES WE GOT IT WRON
BUT IT'S ALRIGHT * * THE MORE IT SEEMS TO CHANG
THE MORE I STAYS THE SAME * * DON'T YOU HESITAT
GIRL, PUT YOUR RECORDS O TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG * * YOU GO AHEA
LET YOUR HAIR DOWN SAPPHIRE AND FADED JEANS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR DREAMS *
* JUST GO AHEAD LET YOUR HAIR DOWN YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF
SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW * * BLUE AS THE SKY SUNBURNT AND LONEL
SIPPING TEA IN THE BAR BY THE ROADSIDE * * DON'T YOU LET THOSE
OTHER BOYS FOOL YO GOTTA LOVE THA AFRO HAIRDO *
* MAYBE SOMETIMES WE GOT IT WRON BUT IT'S ALRIGHT *
* THE MORE YO STAY THE SAM THE MORE THA
THEY SEEMS TO CHANGE * * AND DON'T YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE
GIRL, PUT YOUR RECORDS O TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG * * YOU GO AHEA
LET YOUR HAIR DOWN SAPPHIRE AND FADED JEANS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR DREAMS *
* JUST GO AHEAD LET YOUR HAIR DOWN YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF
SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH FANTASTIC. HEY GUYS, JOIN US TOMORROW
NIGHT. ANNA KENDRICK AND WAYNE FEDERMAN WILL BE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MASKED WOLFE
MY THANKS TO KEVIN BACON, SIMONE BILES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RITT MOMNEY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS."
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
*