1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,179 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:19,519 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON!" 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:26,326 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, KEVIN BACON, SIMONE BILES, MUSICAL GUEST 4 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:34,267 RITT MOMNEY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1447 5 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:39,973 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 6 00:00:39,973 --> 00:01:01,161 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,230 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY 8 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,067 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. I LOVE THE ENERGY. 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:12,072 THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICE TO SEE YOU. 10 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,376 GUYS, TODAY IS EARTH DAY HAPPY EARTH DAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,244 EVERYONE IS IN THE SPIRIT THIS MORNING AT 7-ELEVEN, I SAW A A RAT DRINKING A BIG GULP WITH 12 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:24,351 A METAL STRAW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF STORES CELEBRATED 13 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:29,489 EARTH DAY. H&M ADDED A SECTION FOR SUSTAINABLE ITEMS. 14 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:32,559 LOWE'S OFFERED A FREE GARDEN TO GO KIT AND SUBWAY RECYCLED LAST WEEK'S TUNA. 15 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,796 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I'M KIDDING AROUND, BUT PROTECTING THE EARTH IS 16 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,133 SERIOUS. I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT IN 1999, WE HAD NEARLY 17 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:45,905 50 RAINFOREST CAFES, AND NOW, WE'RE DOWN TO ALMOST 20? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:53,113 THINK ABOUT IT THAT'S RIGHT, TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT THE PLANET AND AT THE 19 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,749 WHITE HOUSE, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED 40 WORLD LEADERS FOR A VIRTUAL CLIMATE CHANGE 20 00:01:55,749 --> 00:02:00,854 SUMMIT THE TONE OF THE SUMMIT WAS THAT WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE. 21 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,689 BUT YOU KNOW, COSTA RICA WAS LOOKING AT THE U.S. AND CHINA LIKE, YEAH, THIS IS ALL OUR 22 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:08,862 FAULT, RIGHT WE'RE ALL TO BLAME, YEAH HMM. 23 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:15,301 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, OF COURSE, WITH ANY VIRTUAL EVENT, YOU'RE GOING 24 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,637 TO HAVE SOME TECHNICAL GLITCHES, RIGHT? BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE 25 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:27,714 QUITE THIS BAD TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED 26 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,917 >> GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING. >> TO ALL OUR COLLEAGUES 27 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,886 >> OUR COLLEAGUES AROUND THE WORLD. >> THE WORLD LEADERS 28 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,654 >> THE WORLD LEADERS TAKING PART IN THE SUMMIT I THANK YOU. 29 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,423 >> IT IS NOW MY HONOR TO CALL ON THE HIS EXCELLENCY, THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED 30 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,925 NATIONS ANTONIO GUTIERREZ. [ LAUGHTER ] I NOW CALL UPON THE PRIME 31 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,528 MINISTER OF THE REPUBLIC OF INDIA, HIS EXCELLENCY NARENDRA MODI. 32 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:45,365 >> PRESIDENT BIDEN [ PHONE DIALING MY FELLOW CITIZENS 33 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,735 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE FLOOR IS TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE RUSSIAN 34 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:57,110 FEDERATION, MR. VLADIMIR PUTIN MR. PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:09,422 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMEHOW WE JUST FLEW A HELICOPTER ON MARS BUT WE 36 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:13,126 STILL CAN'T GET A ZOOM MEETING TO WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:16,963 NEXT TIME, EVERY LEADER WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE GRANDCHILD PRESENT 38 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,966 IT IS FUNNY WE WERE WATCHING PUTIN AND HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ON CAMERA, BECAUSE USUALLY, IT 39 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:24,838 IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. YEP. EVEN - 40 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:28,675 >> Steve: THAT WAS GOOD. >> Jimmy: AT ONE POINT, BRITAIN'S PRIME MINISTER 41 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:33,246 BORIS JOHNSON SPOKE AND HE USED A PRETTY INTERESTING PHRASE TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS 42 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:33,747 GET HIS POINT ACROSS LISTEN TO THIS 43 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:36,850 >> THIS IS NOT ALL ABOUT SOME 44 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,551 EXPENSIVE POLITICALLY CORRECT GREEN ACT OF -- OF BUNNY HUGGING OR HOWEVER YOU WANT TO 45 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:50,096 PUT IT BUNNY HUGGING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DRIVING AT 46 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,566 >> Jimmy: NO WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING AT 47 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,603 [ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST PEOPLE WERE LIKE, OH, IS BUNNY HUGGING A BRITISH 48 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:02,042 VERSION OF TREE HUGGING? BRITISH PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "NO, HE'S JUST WEIRD. 49 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:07,047 I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT TERM THAT'S RIGHT, LEADERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD MET TO DISCUSS 50 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,517 CLIMATE CHANGE OVER ZOOM AND SOME RELEASED JOINT STATEMENTS WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN 51 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,953 CHECK THESE OUT. AFTER FRENCH PRESIDENT EMANUEL MACRON SAID, "IF WE 52 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,722 WANT TO DECREASE OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT, WE MUST --" BIDEN JUMPED IN AND SAID, TAKE A PAGE 53 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:25,498 OUT OF MY OLD FRIEND'S BOOK. HIS NAME WAS SHOELESS GUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,767 HE USED TO WALK ACROSS A GRAVEL PARKING LOT JUST TO PROVE A POINT. 55 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,604 HE RAN OFF WITH A FLAPPER GIRL FROM CHEYENNE. NOW THEY SELL TIRE SWINGS FOR 56 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:37,077 A LIVING [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S 57 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:41,414 RELEVANT, BUT LET'S CHECK OUT ANOTHER JOINT STATEMENT. AFTER GERMAN CHANCELLOR 58 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:46,820 ANGELA MERKEL SAID, "WE CAN CONSERVE THE AMOUNT OF AVAILABLE WATER WE HAVE BY --" 59 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,588 BIDEN SAID, "ROUND UP ALL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS AND WASH OURSELVES OFF IN THE CREEK 60 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:55,428 BEHIND OLD MAN McCAFFERTY'S TOOL SHED. JUST AS GOOD AS A REAL SHOWER 61 00:04:55,428 --> 00:05:02,535 AND YOU GET TO EAT AS MANY TADPOLE EGGS AS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH." 62 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:05,238 >> Steve: WAIT, WHAT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP 63 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,574 LETTING HIM TALK >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 64 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,876 LET'S CHECK OUT ONE MORE >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT 65 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:13,079 >> Jimmy: AFTER BRITISH PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON SAID, "FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE WILL 66 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,549 CREATE MILLIONS OF JOBS SUCH AS --" BIDEN SAID, "ROOT BEER BARBERS 67 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:22,655 AND PROFESSIONAL WHISTLERS I USED TO KNOW A PAIR OF TWINS WHO COULD WHISTLE LIKE A TEA 68 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:28,561 POT. THEIR PARENTS NAMED THEM BOTH RALPH TO MAKE THINGS EASY. 69 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,498 ONE OF THEM GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, AND AFTER THAT, ANY TIME HE WALKED PAST A JUKE BOX, 70 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:36,336 IT JUST STARTED PLAYING. [ APPLAUSE ] RALPH AND RALPH? 71 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,372 I DON'T KNOW >> Steve: IT SOUNDS LIKE A A JOINT STATEMENTS 72 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,442 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. AFTER THE WHITE HOUSE PRESENTED 73 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,910 ITS $2.3 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN, REPUBLICANS HAVE RESPONDED WITH 74 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:53,520 THEIR OWN VERSION THAT'S ONLY WORTH $568 BILLION YEAH, REPUBLICANS WANT ALL OF 75 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,222 THESE REPAIRS DONE ON THE CHEAP, WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE CALLING THE BILL "OPERATION 76 00:05:56,222 --> 00:06:00,160 FLEX SEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN HAS SO MUCH ON HIS PLATE, 77 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,430 INFRASTRUCTURE, CONSTRUCTION, POLICE REFORM, MILITARY SPENDING 78 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:07,901 RIGHT NOW HIS TO-DO LIST LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE 79 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:13,406 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE. I SAW AMAZON IS TESTING OUT 80 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,476 A NEW WAY TO PAY AT WHOLE FOODS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 81 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:16,509 FOODS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 82 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:20,280 >> PAYING FOR GROCERIES WITH A A SWIPE OF YOUR HAND 83 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:24,150 THAT COULD BE COMING SOON TO WHOLE FOODS STORES NEAR YOU. IT ALLOWS SHOPPERS TO PAY FOR 84 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:28,888 ITEMS BY PLACING THEIR PALM OVER THE SCANNING DEVICE >> Jimmy: HERE IS HOW IT WORKS 85 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,790 YOU HOVER YOUR HAND OVER THE READER, THEN THE CASHIER TELLS YOU TO STAY STILL, THEN MOVE IT 86 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,492 SLIGHTLY, THEN MOVE IT SLIGHTLY AGAIN, AND THEN, YOU GET FRUSTRATED AND PAY WITH YOUR 87 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:39,499 CREDIT CARD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHATEVER, I THINK IT IS FUN. 88 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:46,172 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BUY PLUMS LIKE I'M A JEDI. BEEP 89 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,908 IT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? BEEP >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY 90 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,511 GOOD JEDI. >> Jimmy: LIKE TO MOVE BACK -- >> Questlove: TO MOVE BACK IS 91 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,381 WHAT SELLS IT. THAT IS JUST A GUY >> Jimmy: YES. 92 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,649 >> Questlove: THAT'S A JEDI. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,852 >> Steve: ESPECIALLY WITH A FLOURISH >> Jimmy: ARE THEY MAKING 94 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:04,024 ANOTHER "STAR WARS" FILM >> Steve: I BET THEY -- OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,292 >> Jimmy: I ADD A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THAT LAST ONE YOU WANT TO DO IT ONE MORE 96 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:09,896 TIME >> Steve: DO IT ONE MORE TIME. >> Jimmy: MR. LUCAS? 97 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,865 OKAY STEP TO THE LEFT MORE 98 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,833 >> Steve: MORE >> Jimmy: MORE >> Steve: HOW FAR. 99 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,669 >> Jimmy: OKAY, PERFECT. >> Steve: DO I HAVE A CAR? >> Jimmy: OKAY 100 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:22,475 THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] AN ACADEMY AWARD 101 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:27,047 OH, IT'S NOT MY NAME ON IT WELL THIS IS INTERESTING SCIENTISTS ARE DEVELOPING 102 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,317 TECHNOLOGY THAT LETS THEM ADD PRODUCT PLACEMENTS IN CLASSIC FILMS. 103 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:34,220 YEAH WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE FIRST FEW CLIPS THEY 104 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,557 PRODUCED NOW WATCH CLOSELY BECAUSE THE ADS ARE INCREDIBLY SUBTLE. 105 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,058 ADS ARE INCREDIBLY SUBTLE. ROLL IT. 106 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:40,593 >> IT IS DECEMBER 1941 IN 107 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:46,499 CASABLANCA, WHAT TIME IS IT IN NEW YORK >> MY WIFE - 108 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:54,274 >> THEY'RE ASLEEP IN NEW YORK. [ GROWL >> SAY AGAIN, PLEASE 109 00:07:54,274 --> 00:08:05,752 >> HOUSTON, WE HAVE A TIDE POD [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ISN'T GOOD. 110 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,154 McCORMICK SAID THAT THEY'VE HAD A DIFFICULT TIME KEEPING UP WITH DEMAND FOR OLD BAY 111 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,192 SEASONING DURING THE PANDEMIC. CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE WHY WHICH BRINGS US TO A NEW 112 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,661 SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL "TARIQ'S TEACHABLE MOMENT. 113 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:21,434 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: THANKS, JIMMY. I THINK I CAN SHINE A LIGHT ON 114 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,572 THIS YOU SEE, WHEN BLACK PEOPLE COOK, WE ENJOY THIS THING YOU 115 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:32,645 MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF. IT IS CALLED FLAVOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:36,583 FLAVOR IS WHAT HAPPENS TO A MEAL WHEN YOU ADD MORE TO IT THAN JUST SALT OR PEPPER 117 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:42,188 >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW IT SOUNDS SPICY. >> Tariq: IT CAN BE. 118 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:46,359 IN BLACK HOMES, SPICE RACKS ARE LIKE GUARD DOGS, ROBUST, LOUD, INTEGRAL PARTS OF THE FAMILY 119 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:52,198 UNIT MEANWHILE, YOUR SPICE RACK IS MORE LIKE A LAP DOG. 120 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:57,804 SMALL, DECORATIVE, BUT ULTIMATELY USELESS SO WHEN THE PANDEMIC HIT AND 121 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,572 RESTAURANTS CLOSED, BLACK PEOPLE TREATED OLD BAY LIKE IT WAS TOILET PAPER AND BOUGHT 122 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:06,546 ENOUGH TO FILL A BUNKER. >> Jimmy: OKAY HOW MUCH SEASONING SHOULD I 123 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:10,583 USE? >> Tariq: A GREAT START WOULD BE MORE THAN ZERO. 124 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:15,722 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JUST DO WHAT I DO IGNORE THE RECIPE AND SPRINKLE 125 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:21,594 IT ON A LITTLE LONGER THAN YOU USUALLY WOULD. LIKE THIS. 126 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:33,306 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY THIS SEEMS LIKE A LOT. 127 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,910 >> Tariq: IT IS. THAT'S THE POINT, JIMMY. AND LOOK, IF YOU DON'T 128 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:41,081 UNDERSTAND YET, THAT'S OKAY. JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE TO MARINADE 129 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:47,053 [ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> "TARIQ'S TEACHABLE MOMENT." 130 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,722 >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY. TARIQ TROTTER. 131 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:53,960 I LEARNED A LOT. THANK YOU, TARIQ [ APPLAUSE ] 132 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,963 AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN NORTH CAROLINA WAS SHOPPING AT TARGET WHEN SHE FOUND 133 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,299 A SURPRISE ON THE SHELF. WATCH THIS 134 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,306 TYPICALLY FIND ON THE SHELVES IN TARGET. A BLACK RAT SNAKE SLITHERING 135 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:11,144 THROUGH THE CANS OF BUSH'S BAKED BEANS. >> Jimmy: MANAGER CAME ON THE 136 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:15,181 PA SYSTEM AND WAS LIKE, "OH, HELL NO, IN AISLE FIVE OH, HELL NO. 137 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,751 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 138 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:17,784 EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 139 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,653 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 140 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:36,703 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 141 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:40,040 FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOINING US IN STUDIO, ONE OF OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES 142 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,443 >> Steve: A DELIGHT. >> Jimmy: THE GUY IS A GEM HE STARS IN THE SHOWTIME 143 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:52,118 SERIES, "CITY ON A HILL. KEVIN BACON IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 144 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,522 PLUS, SHE'S A FOUR-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL GYMNAST, SIMONE BILES IS HERE 145 00:10:55,522 --> 00:11:02,929 [ APPLAUSE ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM RITT MOMNEY, EVERYBODY 146 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:06,766 RITT MOMNEY. >> Steve: RITT >> Jimmy: RITT MOMNEY. 147 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:11,071 >> Steve: THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND LATER, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ALL NEW "TONIGHT 148 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,640 SHOW" HASHTAGS AS WELL [ APPLAUSE ] AND WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING 149 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,409 FUN WITH KEVIN BACON >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SOMETHING MUSICAL 150 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:21,414 PERHAPS. >> Steve: PERHAPS. MORE JEDI -- 151 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,350 >> Jimmy: SKETCH -- I RETIRED FROM THE JEDI BUSINESS >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS, WHAT 152 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,786 HAPPENED >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO HARD ON MY ARMS 153 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,389 EVERYWHERE I WENT, EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "DO THE JEDI THING." >> Steve: OH 154 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,257 >> Jimmy: I'M JUST BE A NORMAL PERSON >> Steve: OH, IT WAS LIKE 155 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:36,296 A CURSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS CURSED BY MY OWN JEDI TECHNIQUES 156 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,332 AND I COULDN'T GO SHOPPING I COULDN'T GO ANYWHERE IT WAS A NIGHTMARE 157 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,634 CAN YOU IMAGINE MY LIFE? >> Steve: NO, I CAN'T IMAGINE BECAUSE I MEAN - 158 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,138 >> Jimmy: DO THE JEDI THING. DO IT, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW. 159 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,673 >> Steve: YOU'RE WITH YOUR FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY KIDS ARE 160 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,743 AROUND >> Steve: YOU TOLD ME THE ONE TIME YOU WERE ABOUT TO HAVE 161 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,245 EMERGENCY SURGERY AND THE DOCTOR MADE YOU DO IT BEFORE YOU HAD THE SURGERY. 162 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:58,151 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS BASICALLY ON THE DEATH BED, WHATEVER IT IS, YEAH 163 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,553 >> Steve: DEATH BED, SURE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOT TUBES ALL OVER 164 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,956 THE PLACE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: MY LIFE TURNED INTO 165 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:07,093 A COMPLETE -- DON'T REMEMBER THAT I HOSTED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" OR ANYTHING. 166 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:11,464 >> Steve: WELL, IT WAS SO GOOD, I CAN'T BLAME THEM >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY CUT IT OUT 167 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,434 OF THE BLU-RAY >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> Jimmy: YEAH 168 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,370 >> Steve: THE WHOLE JEDI THING IS GONE FROM THE BLU-RAY >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GET THE 169 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,239 BLU -- >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT THE LASER -- IS IT ON THE LASER 170 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,475 DISK >> Jimmy: NO, THEY TOOK IT OUT OF THE LASER DISK AS WELL AND 171 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,680 THE BLU-RAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "GET ME GEORGE LUCAS ON LINE TWO 172 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,182 GET ME GEORGE LUCAS ON LINE TWO. THEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE, 173 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:38,692 PRESSED LINE TWO >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HELLO. 174 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:44,597 >> Steve: HELLO, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THIS IS GEORGE LUCAS >> NO, THIS IS GARY, HIS 175 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,767 ASSISTANT. GEORGE IS BUSY >> Jimmy: THE ASSISTANT'S 176 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,104 ASSISTANT? >> YEAH, I'M THE FIFTH ASSISTANT. 177 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,672 >> Jimmy: GEORGE LUCAS HAS FIVE ASSISTANTS >> Steve: NO, HE HAS 178 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:56,509 12 ASSISTANTS. >> Jimmy: SORRY -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 179 00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,447 >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND I DON'T WORK THERE SO. I APOLOGIZE. 180 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:05,151 COULD YOU LET GEORGE KNOW I'M A LITTLE UPSET >> Steve: ABOUT? 181 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,321 >> Jimmy: I WAS IN THE NEW "STAR WARS" FILM >> Steve: OKAY 182 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:14,761 >> Jimmy: AND I WAS THE -- THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS UPSET >> Steve: OH, OKAY 183 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,630 SORRY, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: NO, I WOULD NEVER 184 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:22,102 COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING -- BUT IT IS JUST I DID A JEDI, I PLAYED A JEDI, DID A JEDI MOVE. 185 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,138 >> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THE HAND MOVE. >> Steve: LOVED IT 186 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:29,209 >> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER IT? >> Steve: WHO DOESN'T? >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY GEORGE 187 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,077 DIDN'T LIKE IT, HE CUT IT OUT -- >> Steve: NO, NO, NO, NO 188 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:37,517 NO, NO, NO, NO HE LOVED IT SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: OH 189 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,421 >> Steve: IT MADE THE REST OF THE MOVIE LOOK LIKE GARBAGE. HE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE IT 190 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,991 OUT. THE GENIUS OF THAT MOMENT MADE THE REST OF THE FILM LOOK 191 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,661 LIKE - >> Jimmy: GARBAGE. >> Steve: A DOG VOMITED ON ITS 192 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,098 OWN. THAT'S A BAD IMAGE >> Jimmy: GARY, I THANK YOU SO 193 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,934 MUCH I APOLOGIZE THAT I PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD BUT YOU CHANGED MY 194 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:59,272 DAY AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME. >> Steve: ONE MORE THING, JUST 195 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,074 IF I MAY >> Jimmy: SURE >> Steve: I KNOW I'M OVER THE 196 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:15,121 PHONE, BUT COULD YOU DO IT FOR ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 197 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:18,391 OH, MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: BE WELL. 198 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,694 BE WELL. [ APPLAUSE ] * 199 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:25,398 NICE GUY REALLY NICE GUY. AND THANKS TO GEORGE LUCAS 200 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,567 GUYS, STICK AROUND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 201 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:44,284 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 202 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,754 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 203 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:47,787 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 204 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,559 * * HASHTAG 205 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:59,099 HASHTAG * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK, WE DO THIS THING EVERY 206 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:03,937 WEEK >> Steve: WHEW >> Jimmy: OH, WE DO THIS THING 207 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,874 EVERY WEEK OH WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK. 208 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,144 OH >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING 209 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,047 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG. OH 210 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,484 AND WE ASK YOU GUYS -- WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK. >> Steve: EVERY WEEK 211 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:22,288 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WE ASKED YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO IT. 212 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:28,428 SINCE 4/20 WAS THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE #STONERTHOUGHTS AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT 213 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,066 A FUNNY HIGH IDEA THAT YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAD [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,435 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 215 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,673 WE LOVE PLAYING HASHTAG. THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING UP [ APPLAUSE ] 216 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:43,176 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE STONER THOUGHTS RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. 217 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:48,114 FIRST ONE IS FROM @LISSBROOK273. SHE SAYS, "MY FRIEND SAID HE'D 218 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:54,087 THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL IF WE COULD, LIKE, READ MOVIES BOOKS. 219 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:59,693 HE FORGOT BOOKS EXISTED. [ APPLAUSE ] "WHEN DO WE READ THIS? 220 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:05,498 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @GRKSMILIEGIRL SHE SAYS, "I TOLD MY FRIEND 221 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:10,036 ONCE AS SHE WAS CLEANING THE VACUUM, 'DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU CLEAN THE VACUUM, YOU 222 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:15,108 BECOME THE VACUUM CLEANER? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOT TO GO, MAN 223 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:20,780 YOU GOT TO GO. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @WICHITACAT. 224 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,818 SHE SAID, "A SERVER AT SUBWAY WAS SUPER HIGH AND EVERY TIME I ADDED A TOPPING TO MY SANDWICH, 225 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,055 HE GOT MORE AND MORE EXCITED HE KEPT SAYING, 'MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD.'" 226 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:35,662 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "PEPPERS?" >> Jimmy: "JALAPENOS, OH, MAN! 227 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,398 THIS IS LIKE -- THIS IS THE BEST SANDWICH. >> Steve: "YOU GOT TO BE DONE. 228 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,768 "OH, WHAT? >> Jimmy: "ONE MORE TOPPING? OH, MAN. 229 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:47,474 THIS'S FROM @LONGMATIE80 >> Steve: LONGMATIE80. >> Jimmy: THEY SAY, "DO CRABS 230 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:55,782 THINK FISH ARE FLYING? [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 231 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,919 >> Steve: WHOA, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @CATARINAVD. 232 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:05,158 >> Steve: OH, BOY. THAT'S NOT A GOOD -- THAT'S NOT A GOOD NAME. 233 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,661 CATARINAVD WOW. >> Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY. 234 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,599 >> Steve: OH, SURE YEAH, THAT'S WHEN YOU GET IT [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,101 WOW. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IT'S PROBABLY HER INITIALS OR 236 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:18,605 SOMETHING. >> Steve: YEAH, SURE A LOT OF PENICILLIN. 237 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:23,109 CATARINAVD IS THAT A STRAIN [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,812 "YOU'VE GOT CATARINAVD." >> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: "THERE'S NO CURE." 239 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,115 >> Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY. >> Steve: OH, VALENTINE'S DAY. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING 240 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:33,920 >> Steve: OKAY, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "ONCE I WAS HOLDING MY BOYFRIEND'S HAND, I 241 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,555 LOOKED DOWN AND THOUGHT, 'WOW, WE'RE WEARING THE SAME NAIL POLISH.' 242 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:41,461 I WAS LOOKING AT MY OWN FINGERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:45,598 OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS ONE IS FROM @THESTRAWBERRYFROG 244 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,669 THEY SAY, "WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, WHEN YOU WATER WATER, IT GROWS. 245 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:57,510 >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S DEEP. 246 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:03,550 >> Steve: THAT'S DEEP, MAN AND THE WATER IS DEEP. >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW 247 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,618 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY'S HEAD IS SPINNING AROUND. >> Steve: YEAH 248 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:14,894 WHOA [ THUMPING ] >> Jimmy: OH, OW 249 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:20,500 >> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: U-H-L. H. 250 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:28,675 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @GXBBYBRXCHO 251 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:32,512 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T TWEETED AT ME, MAN? 252 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,316 >> Steve: YEAH, MAN. WELL, OKAY WHAT YOUR - >> Jimmy: @GXBBYBRXCHO 253 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,185 >> Steve: OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE FAST CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME? 254 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,354 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? YOU DON'T TWEET AT ME EVER 255 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,524 >> Steve: EVER >> Jimmy: IT'S RUDE ALMOST DO YOU WANT MY -- WRITE IT 256 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:49,662 >> Steve: LET ME WRITE IT DOWN >> Jimmy: GXBBYBRXCHO. >> Steve: GOT IT 257 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,499 >> Jimmy: I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU I JUST THINK, I DON'T KNOW, YOU 258 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,801 WEREN'T RAISED WELL. >> Steve: SOMEHOW YOU GOT BLOCKED BY MISTAKE 259 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,070 MY KIDS BLOCKED YOU. >> Jimmy: WELL, THEN TWEET ME NOW. 260 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,807 >> OH, MY PHONE BROKE. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A FLIP PHONE? 261 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,776 >> Steve: YEAH, I HAVE A FLIP PHONE. WHO FLIPPED OUT. 262 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,878 >> Jimmy: YOU NEED TWO HANDS TO CLOSE IT >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S A GIANT 263 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:12,519 PHONE. * >> Jimmy: WAIT 264 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,222 THAT'S THE ALIEN SIGNAL FROM "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. * 265 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,292 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT IS THAT ET'S PHONE 266 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,362 >> Steve: YEAH, HE PHONED. HE GOT IT FROM HOME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T 267 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,431 PHONE HOME >> Steve: YEAH, BECAUSE I HAD HIS PHONE. 268 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,167 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE MOVIE COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED - 269 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,236 >> Steve: I'M NOT GIVING IT BACK I'M NOT GIVING IT BACK 270 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,072 >> Jimmy: WHO YOU HAVE IT IN FOR? >> Steve: ELLIOT, ELLIOT 271 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:35,141 SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] BLOWING THINGS -- GET OUT OF 272 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,777 HERE >> Jimmy: A GENIUS, RIGHT? >> Steve: YEAH, SUPPOSE TO BE 273 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,612 SO SMART >> Jimmy: SUPPOSED TO BE A A GENIUS 274 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,915 YEAH, SMARTEST ALIEN >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "CAN I 275 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,683 HAVE MY PHONE BACK?" [ LAUGHTER ] JUST ASK 276 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,186 >> Steve: YEAH, ASK. >> Jimmy: DON'T BE RUDE. >> Steve: USE YOUR WORDS 277 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:51,958 THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE GETS DRUNK 278 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,260 >> Jimmy: HE'S A MESS. >> Steve: HE'S RIDICULOUS. >> Jimmy: HE'S A MESS. 279 00:19:54,260 --> 00:20:00,300 >> Steve: HE'S RIDICULOUS. NO WONDER HIS PARENTS LEFT HIM * COME BACK AGAIN 280 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:06,172 I WANT TO BE NEXT TIME HOME IS THE BEST PLACE O ALL * 281 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,575 >> Jimmy: JUST KIND OF RUBBING IT IN A LITTLE BIT >> Steve: YEAH, EXACTLY. 282 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:12,746 >> Jimmy: NEIL DIAMOND IS RUBBING IT IN ET'S FACE. * HOME IS THE BEST PLACE * 283 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:16,149 YEAH, I KNOW THAT. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: TRYING GO HOME, DUDE 284 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,752 >> Steve: TRYING TO PHONE THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU SING "LOVE ON THE ROCKS" FROM 285 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:21,821 ONE OF THE HITS? GOING TO RUB IT IN * A HARD LIFE 286 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,759 BETTER GET HOM DON'T YOU MISS HOME * >> Steve: I DO 287 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,261 >> Jimmy: "WHAT IS THIS? >> Steve: "I MISS HOME." >> Jimmy: "I FEEL LIKE HE'S 288 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,330 TALKING TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS MY FIRST CONCERT I HAVE 289 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:34,267 EVER SEEN. HE DIRECTED THE SONG AND ME, I CAN'T KEEP -- I CAN'T STOP 290 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:42,909 CRYING." >> Jimmy: WHAT'S NEIL DIAMOND'S PROBLEM, MAN 291 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:47,514 SO SHE SAYS, "HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF THE METEOR THAT HIT EARTH AND KILLED THE DINOSAURS 292 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:54,287 WAS ACTUALLY A UFO AND WE WERE THE ALIENS ON IT?" [ AUDIENCE OOHS 293 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:58,758 THIS ONE IS FROM @MINUSTHEFIRE HE SAYS, "WHY HASN'T ANYONE CREATED A CHOCOLATE COMPANY TO 294 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,262 COMPETE WITH HERSHEY'S CALLED "HIM-HE'S" [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:08,168 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, HER-SHEY'S >> Steve: OH, HER-SHEY'S 296 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:12,305 >> Jimmy: "HIM-HE'S. >> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. 297 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,576 >> Steve: MIND BLOWN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @SHERYLSCHULTZ1. 298 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,979 SHE SAYS, "WHEN I WENT FOR MY ID PIC AT 21, I GOT REAL HIGH BEFORE 299 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:24,451 THAT WAY IF I EVER GOT PULLED OVER, I'D LOOK NORMAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 300 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,854 >> Steve: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST MA'AM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM 301 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:32,659 @RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "WHY AREN'T iPHONE CHARGERS CALLED APPLE JUICE? 302 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,829 THERE YOU GO, MAN. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 303 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:38,131 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 304 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,400 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 305 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,471 KEVIN BACON! COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:21:44,471 --> 00:22:02,389 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, STARS ON THE TELEVISION SERIES 307 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:06,126 "CITY ON A HILL," SEASON TWO, AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME 308 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,061 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY, KEVIN BACON! 309 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:28,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 310 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,686 THEY LOVE YOU. KEVIN BACON, WELCOME BACK. [ AUDIENCE CHANTS BACON 311 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,288 >> MUCH APPRECIATED. MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU. 312 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,691 AN AUDIENCE, OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO GREAT >> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT FEEL 313 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,459 GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S AMAZING. 314 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,529 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T IT FEEL FANTASTIC? >> AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 315 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,231 THERE'S NO CARDBOARD CUTOUTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, 316 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,735 THEY'RE REAL HUMANS. >> THAT IS SO GREAT. AND NO ZOOM. 317 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:52,572 IT'S SO NICE, SO NICE. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT FOR US, FOR YOU COMING AND BEING IN 318 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,641 THE STUDIO SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE 319 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,177 >> VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:22:57,177 --> 00:23:00,780 >> Jimmy: I SAID -- WELL, TAKE OUT YOUR PHONE, I'LL ZOOM YOU FROM HERE. 321 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:04,918 [ LAUGHTER ] LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS OVER THE SUMMER 322 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:07,320 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WE WERE IN QUARANTINE, AND I APPRECIATE 323 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,623 YOU DOING THAT 'CAUSE WE -- YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO HAVE ANY GUESTS WE COULD, BUT YOU DID 324 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:14,060 THAT AND DID US A FAVOR. >> AND YOU WERE KILLING IT FROM HOME 325 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:18,765 SO I'M -- I WAS VERY APPRECIATIVE AS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER TO JUST KEEP HAVING YOU 326 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:23,169 EVEN IN THAT CAPACITY, YOU KNOW SO IT MUST BE BACK TO BE IN 327 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,773 THIS KIND OF SITUATION >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST. I MEAN, WE TALKED ABOUT WHAT WE 328 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,975 WERE DOING IN QUARANTINE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DID THE REST OF 329 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,844 QUARANTINE GO FOR YOU? >> OH, QUARANTINE, OH, YOU KNOW 330 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:37,283 LISTEN, I WAS GRATEFUL EVERYDAY TO, YOU KNOW, BE WELL AND HAVE MY HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF MY 331 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:41,321 FAMILY MY WIFE AND I REALIZED THAT WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR A REALLY 332 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:47,127 LONG TIME, AND QUARANTINE REALLY WAS AN AMAZING, KIND OF, TEST FOR OUR MARRIAGE BECAUS 333 00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:52,365 I MEAN WE WERE REALLY ISOLATED, AND I THINK AFTER A WHILE WE REALIZED THAT WE WOULD KIND OF 334 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,668 HAVE TO, EVEN IN OUR PLACE, GO AWAY FROM EACH OTHER SO SHE WOULD -- WE'D HAVE 335 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:59,105 BREAKFAST. THEN SHE'D BASICALLY GO TO THE BEDROOM, WHICH WE CALLED THE 336 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,207 LAIRS. AND SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN HER LAIR 337 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:04,511 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS HER SPACE >> AND THEN, YEAH. SHE'D TEXT ME AND SAY, "DO YOU 338 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,813 WANT TO DO LUNCH LATER?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD SAY, SURE, AND, YOU 339 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,082 KNOW, WE WOULD MEET IN THE KITCHEN THEN SHE WOULD GO BACK TO THE LAIR. 340 00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:12,252 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND AGAIN, YOU KNOW, DRINKS, MAYBE DINNER, WHATEVER AND THEN 341 00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:15,055 WE'D GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN. 342 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:18,591 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE IS AMAZING BECAUSE SHE'S 343 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:25,065 A CONSTANT SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT AND SHE ALWAYS HAS SOME AMAZING 344 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:27,467 THING TO SAY OR SOME OBSERVATION. SHE CAME IN THE OTHER DAY AND 345 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:33,073 SHE WENT, "OH, MY GOD, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM WE WERE IN THIS REALLY OLD 346 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:35,542 HOUSE AND WE WERE GOING FROM ROOM TO ROOM HAVING SEX IN EVERY ROOM." 347 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:39,913 AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY. >> Jimmy: WOW. GOES, "AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS 348 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,882 YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, MY [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:47,087 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S FUNNY I LOVE -- I FOLLOW YOU 350 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:52,092 YOU ARE A GREAT FOLLOW BY THE WAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ON INSTAGRAM, I GOT TO SAY ONE 351 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:55,762 OF MY FAVORITE THINGS YOU DO IS -- WELL, YOU PLAY MUSIC FROM THE VINYLS WHICH I LOVE. 352 00:24:55,762 --> 00:25:00,133 YOU PICK THREE SONGS AND THEY'RE ALWAYS THE BLUES OR SOMETHING INTERESTING AND FUN, 353 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,535 BUT IT MAKES YOU -- I LOVE SEEING IT. I LOVE YOUR SETUP. 354 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:06,906 >> YEAH, WE DO IT ON MONDAYS IT IS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE WEEK AFTER 355 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:12,612 WEEK AFTER WEEK DURING THE PANDEMIC, ANOTHER MONDAY WOULD ROLL AROUND AND IT SORT OF FELT 356 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:16,750 LIKE, "IS THERE ANYTHING CHANGED OR WHATEVER? SO I STARTED THINKING ABOUT 357 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:20,920 TUNES THAT, YOU KNOW, MADE ME FEEL GOOD, MADE ME UPLIFTED. SO I WOULD PICK THREE SONGS. 358 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:25,291 IT'S JUST FUN. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MUSIC >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 359 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:29,462 WELL, TODAY IS EARTH DAY, AND SO THIS MONDAY YOU DID "MONDAY BLUES" FROM A TREE 360 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:32,832 >> YES, I DID. YEAH I DID IT FROM A TREE BECAUSE I 361 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:36,102 AM A TREE HUGGER, AND IT'S EARTH DAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M A BUNNY 362 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,071 HUGGER MYSELF. >> OH, ARE YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH 363 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:39,839 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SPENT A LOT OF TIME 364 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,808 IN ENGLAND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN ENGLAND, YEAH. 365 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:45,612 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO, YOU KNOW, 366 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:49,349 TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY EARTH WE GET. >> Jimmy: YEAH 367 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:51,951 WE HAVE A CLIP, ACTUALLY, OF YOU IN A TREE FOR THIS WEEK'S "MONDAY BLUES. 368 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,987 >> COOL. >> Jimmy: JUSTTO SHOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU FOLLOW. 369 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:54,087 >> Jimmy: JUSTTO SHOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU FOLLOW. 370 00:25:56,156 --> 00:26:00,927 CLIMATE CHANGE AND I THINK ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR 371 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:05,732 OCEANS AND HOW ARE WE POSSIBLY GOING TO SAVE THIS SPHERE, I GET THE "MONDAY BLUES. 372 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:12,405 * BUT HE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER LITTLE 373 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:19,746 THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SAVE THIS PLANET, BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, IT IS A WONDERFUL WORLD. 374 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:23,550 * >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:27,153 HOW DO YOU MAKE THE TIMING FIT THAT PERFECT THE TIMING WAS GREAT 376 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,922 DID YOU DO LIKE 30 TAKES OF THAT >> I THINK THAT WAS A SINGLE 377 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:32,859 TAKE IN FACT, IT WAS FUNNY THAT YOU SAY THAT 378 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,261 'CAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT IT GOING, "WELL, I THINK THAT PAUSE WAS TOO LONG." 379 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,764 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S PERFECT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 380 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,801 "CITY ON A HILL. MAN, I LOVE THIS CHARACTER EVERYONE -- PEOPLE ARE LOVING 381 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:45,105 THIS CHARACTER DO YOU LIKE PLAYING HIM? >> I LIKE PLAYING HIM. 382 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:52,512 HE IS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED HE IS A VERY DARK CHARACTER. HE'S GOT A TON OF ISSUES 383 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:57,117 HE'S INCREDIBLY CORRUPT, HE'S A PHILANDERER. I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S SO 384 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,020 INAPPROPRIATE SO MANY TIMES, BUT I JUST FIND HIS MIND INTERESTING. 385 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:04,124 ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT HIM IS THAT WHEN HE -- IF HE'S TRYING TO 386 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:09,295 MAKE A POINT HE STARTS WAY FAR AWAY AND OFTEN TELLS A REALLY 387 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:14,267 LONG-WINDED STORY THAT'S JUST FULL OF [ BLEEP ] AND JUST -- IT JUST WINDS ITS WAY BACK AND 388 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,569 FINALLY AT THE END YOU GO, "OH, THAT'S WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 389 00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:18,772 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER WORK AROUND THE IDEA AND SO, IT'S GREAT 390 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,941 I LOVE DOING IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FANTASTIC YOU'RE GREAT AT IT 391 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:24,044 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON SEASON TWO. 392 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,312 NOW I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS KEVIN BACON IN 393 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,480 "CITY ON A HILL. TAKE A LOOK. 394 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:38,425 >> I WANT TO BUY YOU FLOWERS BUT THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME SAYING, "I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU. 395 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:47,167 MAY YOU REST IN THE PEACE OF AN EVERLASTING COKED OUT BLISS. MAY YOU WAKE EACH MORNING TO A 396 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:52,305 A HAREM OF NAKED BATHING BEAUTIES KISSING BOTH CHEEKS OF YOUR PALE NAKED ASS AND MAY 397 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:55,375 YOUR TWISTED SPIRIT SCARE THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF YOUR ENEMIES IN THEIR SLEEP 398 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:58,778 BUT NOT ME, KID. NOT ME [ LAUGHTER ] 399 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:02,148 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON. HOW FUN IS THAT? 400 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:07,620 KEVIN BACON, EVERYBODY CATCH "CITY ON A HILL" SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME 401 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:10,123 KEVIN AND I ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND MUSICAL WHEN WE COME BACK 402 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:27,640 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 403 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:32,112 >>> IN 1973, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND WAS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT TOURING ROCK 404 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:36,816 ACTS IN THE COUNTRY. FRESH OFF THE RELEASE OF THEIR THIRD ALBUM, THEY RETURNED TO 405 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:40,653 THE STUDIO IN SEARCH OF THEIR NEXT SOUND IT WAS DURING THIS TIME THAT 406 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:46,126 FOUNDING MEMBER, DICKEY BETTS, WROTE WHAT WOULD SOON BECOME ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST HITS. 407 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:50,597 "RAMBLIN' MAN" QUICKLY BECAME AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. PEAKING AT NUMBER 2ON THE 408 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:55,101 BILLBOARD HOT 100 CHART AND EARNING ITS PLACE AS ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK SONGS OF ALL 409 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:58,638 TIME BUT AMERICAN NEVER HEARD ITS FIRST DRAFT UNTIL NOW. 410 00:28:58,638 --> 00:28:58,672 BUT AMERICAN NEVER HEARD ITS FIRST DRAFT UNTIL NOW. 411 00:28:59,272 --> 00:29:03,009 * [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 412 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:13,687 * * LORD I WAS BORN A RAMBLIN' MAN 413 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:20,260 TRYIN' TO MAKE A LIVIN AND DOIN' THE BEST I CAN * * AND I WAS BORN IN 414 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:25,498 THE BACKSEAT O A GREYHOUND BU I WAS BORN * 415 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:33,573 * A RAMBLIN' MA LIKE I SAI I WAS BORN IN A GREYHOUN 416 00:29:33,573 --> 00:29:38,845 THE PEOPLE ON THE BUS * * WERE LIKE HEY WHAT'S THAT NOIS 417 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:44,184 SOME GUY YELLED OU I THINK THAT A * * LADY'S GIVING BIRTH 418 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:50,857 IN THE BACKSEAT OF THIS GREYHOUND BUS THE BUS DRIVER SCREAMED * 419 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:58,732 * WAIT SHOULD I PULL OVER A FEW PEOPLE ON BOARD SAID NO, JUST DRIVE 420 00:29:58,732 --> 00:30:04,537 BUT A COUPLE OTHER * * PEOPLE SAID YOU GOTTA PARK THIS BU 421 00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:08,708 THE DRIVER DID NOT PARK THE BUS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 422 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:19,753 * * I KNEW YOU WERE BORN A RAMBLIN' MA 423 00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:27,293 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT TH BUS BIRTH 'TIL JUST NOW * * I'D KINDA PREFE 424 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:34,734 WE SING ABOUT ANYTHING ELS BUT I'M ALSO WEIRDLY CURIOUS * 425 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:40,407 * LOOK IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTION YOU CAN ASK I AND I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER 426 00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:45,645 DETAILS * * FROM THAT 'HOUN I DON'T EVEN KNO 427 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:49,816 WHERE TO START I GUESS HOW MUCH * * DID YOU WEIGH 428 00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:57,023 SOMEWHERE BETWEE 6 AND 20 POUND 20 POUNDS IS TOO * 429 00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:04,798 * BIG FOR A BAB I WANNA SAY TH AVERAGE IS LIKE 430 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:14,174 WELL IT AIN'T LIKE THEY * * HAD A SCALE ON THAT BUS THAT WAS JUST AN ESTIMATE * 431 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:21,414 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * DID YOUR MOTHER 432 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:30,824 NAME YOU ON THAT GREYHOUND SHE NAMED ME AFTER * * THE DRIVER OF THAT BU 433 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:35,495 HIS NAME WAS NICKY BUS * * BUT YOUR NAME IS DICKEY BETT 434 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:41,634 THAT'S CUZ SHE WROTE THE NAME DOWN WRONG * * DICKEY BETTS WAS BORN 435 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:50,377 ON A GREYHOUND DICKEY BETTS WAS BOR ON A GREYHOUND * 436 00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:57,117 * DICKEY BETTS WAS BORN ON A GREYHOUND BUS * DICKEY BETTS WAS BOR 437 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:06,893 ON A BUS * * * 438 00:32:06,893 --> 00:32:30,083 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL 439 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:35,922 GYMNAST, WHO'S HOPING TO WIN EVEN MORE AT THE TOKYO OLYMPICS THIS SUMMER. 440 00:32:35,922 --> 00:32:36,556 THIS SUMMER. PLEASE WELCOME, SIMONE BILES 441 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,224 * 442 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SIMONE SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 443 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:44,330 >> THANK YOU, YOU TOO. WE'RE GEARING UP FOR THE OLYMPICS 444 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:50,804 IT IS LESS THAN 100 DAYS I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TRAINING LIKE MAD 445 00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:53,306 WHAT IS -- FOR ME, TRAINING IS PUTTING ON GYM CLOTHES >> RIGHT 446 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:56,476 >> Jimmy: THINKING ABOUT IT, AND THEN GOING, "AH, I DON'T HAVE TIME. 447 00:32:56,476 --> 00:33:00,080 I REALLY HAVE TO GET TO WORK." THAT'S ABOUT MY TRAINING >> YEAH. 448 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:06,853 >> Jimmy: SIMILAR SCHEDULES? >> RIGHT I WISH, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I 449 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:12,425 TRAIN SEVEN HOURS A DAY. I DO HAVE SUNDAYS OFF. SO MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, 450 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:18,331 FRIDAY, I TRAIN TWICE A DAY. AND THEN THURSDAY AND SATURDAY I TRAIN ONCE A DAY 451 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:22,168 NOW, YOU NORMALLY HAVE A FUN NICKNAME, THE FINAL FIVE, RIGHT? 452 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:27,207 >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT THIS YEAR, THE TEAM IS FOUR PEOPLE, CORRECT 453 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:29,175 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: SO IT CAN'T BE FINAL FIVE 454 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,979 >> IT IS FOUR. WE DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE OR WHO IS 455 00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:37,917 GOING TO BE ON THE TEAM YET. IT IS ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN FOR THE AUDIENCE AND THE FANS TO 456 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:43,823 TRY TO PICK OR GUESS THE NAME THAT WE PICKED I REMEMBER IN 2016 AFTER WE 457 00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:48,194 MADE THE TEAM, WE ALL COLLECTIVELY THOUGHT OF A NAME, AND THEN WE ANNOUNCED IT WHEN 458 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:53,099 WE WON TEAM GOLD SO THAT WAS JUST OUR STRATEGY FOR THAT ONE, BUT IT IS ALSO 459 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:58,104 FUN BECAUSE FANS GET TO REMEMBER THOSE TEAMS THAT HAVE CERTAIN NAMES AND IT IS EASIER 460 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:03,376 FOR THEM TO RECALL WHO IS ON WHICH TEAM I'M WONDERING CAN WE GUESS -- 461 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,779 WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE HERE TRY TO PREDICT, THE FAB FOUR YOU COULD DO THAT. 462 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:08,948 >> OKAY. WE COULD DO THAT I'LL KEEP IT IN MY POCKET. 463 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:13,753 >> Jimmy: LET'S SCRATCH THAT LET'S SCRATCH THAT OH, WOW. 464 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:17,691 DIDN'T EXPECT THAT RESPONSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. NOTHING, I GOT NO APPLAUSE 465 00:34:17,691 --> 00:34:22,395 NOTHING. FANTASTIC FOUR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:26,232 >> OH, THEY LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: THEY LIKE THAT ONE I SHOULD LEAVE THAT UP THERE 467 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:31,137 FOUR DOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE FOUR DOOR 468 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:34,874 OKAY >> Jimmy: THE FOUR DOOR BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SLAM IT. 469 00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:40,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO STOP THERE. 470 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:46,086 SIMONE, WHERE DO YOU -- WHERE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DOCU-SERIES, TALKING ABOUT 471 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:48,521 THIS "SIMONE VS. HERSELF." WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO SEE 472 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:54,327 WHEN THEY CHECK THIS OUT >> ME JUST TAKING MYSELF TO NEW HEIGHTS IN THE GYM, TRYING NEW 473 00:34:54,327 --> 00:35:00,333 SKILLS, A LITTLE BIT OF A LOOK INSIDE MY LIFE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I'M 474 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:05,038 ALWAYS TRAINING, BUT BESIDES THAT, I HAVE A LOT OF AMAZING PARTNERS THAT I WORK WITH. 475 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:09,409 SO I GET TO SHARE MY TIME IN BETWEEN THERE, BUT IT IS NOT ALL GLITZ AND GLAM 476 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:14,047 IT IS SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY IN THE GYM, SO IT IS A LOOK AT MY LIFE. 477 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:16,282 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE JUST A GREAT ROLE MODEL - >> WELL, THANK YOU 478 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,818 >> Jimmy: FOR HUMANS, FOR EVERYBODY. BUT I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, 479 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:25,792 AND THEY LOVE YOU. AND YOU ARE IN SO MANY BOOKS THAT THEY'RE READING ABOUT, SO 480 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,428 THEY'RE FLIPPING OUT THAT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW >> AWW 481 00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:33,333 >> Jimmy: SO DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS -- NOT MY GIRLS. I WILL ASK YOU FOR THAT LATER. 482 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:35,201 "CAN YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE I'M JUST GOING TO CALL THEM RIGHT NOW. 483 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:40,573 NO [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS YOUR MESSAGE TO YOUNG 484 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:45,245 WOMEN OUT THERE? >> YEAH, OF COURSE I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY IT 485 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:49,849 DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU START, IT IS WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND HOW YOU PICK YOURSELF BACK UP 486 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:54,554 FROM THOSE FALLS AND JUST DREAM BIG AND THEN DREAM BIGGER AFTER THAT, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW 487 00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:57,724 WHERE YOUR DREAM WILL TAKE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:02,762 DREAM BIG, DREAM BIGGER. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS SIMONE BILES IN THE 489 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:05,532 FACEBOOK WATCH DOCU-SERIES, "SIMONE VS. HERSELF. TAKE A LOOK. 490 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:05,565 "SIMONE VS. HERSELF. TAKE A LOOK. 491 00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:11,271 TWO MINUTES BEFORE PRACTICE STARTS 492 00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:14,674 I'M LIKE, "WHO AM I? THIS IS SO UNLIKE ME, BUT I SERIOUSLY JUST CAN'T GET UP 493 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:18,178 ANYMORE. >> NEXT BREAK. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY DIFFERENT 494 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:21,648 CHANGE BUT I STILL GO IN THERE AND GET MY WORK DONE 495 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:26,486 * >> SHE DOES WHAT SHE HAS TO BE DOING IN TRAINING. 496 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:30,857 SHE WILL BE VERY VERY FIT. THERE IS NO ISSUE WITH THAT. IT'S THE MENTAL. 497 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:36,863 SHE WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE ATTRACTION FOR TEAM USA OVER THERE. 498 00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:41,668 A LOT OF PRESSURING ON HER SHOULDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO TAKE ALL 499 00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:44,404 OF THE PRESSURE AWAY FROM HER AND JUST FOCUS ON WHAT IS CONTROLLABLE, AND IT IS HER OWN 500 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:49,876 GYMNASTICS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AMAZING! 501 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:54,681 SIMONE BILES >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THE TOKYO OLYMPIC 502 00:36:54,681 --> 00:36:58,718 GAMES AIRS THIS SUMMER ON NBC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM RITT MOMNEY 503 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:01,121 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 504 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:19,506 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT 505 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:22,609 WITH THE COVER OF CORRINE BAILEY RAE'S "PUT YOUR RECORDS ON," HERE IS 506 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:25,378 RECORDS ON," HERE IS RITT MOMNEY. 507 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:34,721 * THREE LITTLE BIRD 508 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:43,797 SAT ON MY WINDOW AND THEY TOLD ME I DON'T NEED TO WORRY * 509 00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:49,803 * SUMMER CAME LIKE CINNAMON SO SWEET LITTLE GIRLS DOUBLE-DUTC 510 00:37:49,803 --> 00:38:02,349 ON THE CONCRETE * * MAYBE SOMETIMES WE GOT IT WRON 511 00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:11,324 BUT IT'S ALRIGHT * * THE MORE IT SEEMS TO CHANG 512 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:17,897 THE MORE I STAYS THE SAME * * DON'T YOU HESITAT 513 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:24,871 GIRL, PUT YOUR RECORDS O TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG * * YOU GO AHEA 514 00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:33,747 LET YOUR HAIR DOWN SAPPHIRE AND FADED JEANS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR DREAMS * 515 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:41,921 * JUST GO AHEAD LET YOUR HAIR DOWN YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF 516 00:38:41,921 --> 00:38:56,069 SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW * * BLUE AS THE SKY SUNBURNT AND LONEL 517 00:38:56,069 --> 00:39:04,444 SIPPING TEA IN THE BAR BY THE ROADSIDE * * DON'T YOU LET THOSE 518 00:39:04,444 --> 00:39:15,722 OTHER BOYS FOOL YO GOTTA LOVE THA AFRO HAIRDO * 519 00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:23,797 * MAYBE SOMETIMES WE GOT IT WRON BUT IT'S ALRIGHT * 520 00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:30,036 * THE MORE YO STAY THE SAM THE MORE THA 521 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:35,608 THEY SEEMS TO CHANGE * * AND DON'T YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE 522 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:42,048 GIRL, PUT YOUR RECORDS O TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG * * YOU GO AHEA 523 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:52,125 LET YOUR HAIR DOWN SAPPHIRE AND FADED JEANS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR DREAMS * 524 00:39:52,125 --> 00:40:01,935 * JUST GO AHEAD LET YOUR HAIR DOWN YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF 525 00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:16,583 SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,954 >> Jimmy: YEAH FANTASTIC. HEY GUYS, JOIN US TOMORROW 527 00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:23,056 NIGHT. ANNA KENDRICK AND WAYNE FEDERMAN WILL BE HERE. 528 00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:25,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MASKED WOLFE 529 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:30,463 MY THANKS TO KEVIN BACON, SIMONE BILES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:34,834 RITT MOMNEY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 531 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,703 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS." 532 00:40:36,703 --> 00:40:39,005 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 533 00:40:39,005 --> 00:40:39,506 * *