1 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,311 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:17,217 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:22,489 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ELISABETH MOSS 4 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,625 JAMES CAMERON, MUSICAL GUEST CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN 5 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:34,734 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1446 6 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:35,902 >> Questlove: 1446 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,507 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:58,058 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:02,062 >> Jimmy: OH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,231 PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:09,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:14,841 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TOMORROW, PRESIDENT BIDEN 13 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:19,212 AND 40 OTHER WORLD LEADERS ARE KICKING OFF A BIG VIRTUAL CLIMATE SUMMIT 14 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:22,816 YEP, THEY'RE MEETING VIRTUALLY BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. OTHERWISE, THEY WOULD HAVE FLOWN 15 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:27,620 40 DIFFERENT PRIVATE JETS TO A MEETING ABOUT THE CLIMATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:32,092 YEP, THE GUEST LIST INCLUDES VLADMIR PUTIN, BILL GATES, POPE FRANCIS AND ONE VERY 17 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:37,097 STRESSED OUT I.T. GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR HOLINESS, CAN YOU TRY 18 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,499 CLOSING THE BROWSER AND SIGNING BACK IN? [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:43,103 IT'S TOO BAD THE SUMMIT ISN'T IN PERSON IF PEOPLE WERE SITTING 20 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,106 ALPHABETICALLY, I'D LOVE TO HEAR THE SMALL TALK BETWEEN THE POPE AND PUTIN. 21 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:51,578 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "DO YOU WATCH 'SCHEISSE CREEK' 22 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,748 [ LAUGHTER ] DAN LEVY IS THE BEST LEVY. DID YOU SEE EPISODE WHERE MOIRA 23 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:59,886 IS - OH, THEY'RE TALKING TO US. [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:04,257 THAT'S RIGHT, VLADMIR PUTIN AGREED TO ATTEND IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN SOMEONE 25 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,727 SAYS, "VERY FUNNY TORTURE RACK BACKGROUND, VLAD," AND HE'S LIKE, "RIGHT, JOKE, OF COURSE. 26 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:12,232 YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT'LL BE 27 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,502 AWKWARD WHEN THEY START THE ZOOM AND PUTIN AND BIDEN ARE THE FIRST ONES ON. 28 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:19,773 "STOP VIDEO. STOP, STOP HI, JOE, HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?" 29 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:25,345 [ LAUGHTER ] DURING THE SUMMIT, BIDEN IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE 30 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,947 U.S. WILL CUT GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS AT LEAST IN HALF BY 2030 31 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:34,854 THAT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, BIDEN PLANS TO CUT 32 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:39,759 EMISSIONS BY 2030, AT WHICH POINT IT WILL BE PRESIDENT DWAYNE JOHNSON'S PROBLEM 33 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:43,096 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS BIG REMEMBER THAT BIG EUROPEAN 34 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,532 SOCCER SUPER LEAGUE THAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED TWO DAYS AGO? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS 35 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:54,207 LEAGUE MAY BE OVER BEFORE ANY TEAMS CAN EVEN TAKE THE FIELD. THE LEAGUE ANNOUNCED IT WAS 36 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:58,144 SUSPENDING CURRENT PLANS AFTER THE FOUNDING CLUB BACKED OUT OF THE VENTURE JUST TWO DAYS AFTER 37 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:02,182 THE INITIAL ANNOUNCEMENT >> Jimmy: WOW. ONLY TWO DAYS. 38 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:07,053 I'VE SEEN GUACAMOLE LAST LONGER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:11,891 SERIOUSLY, THE LEAGUED CRUMBLED FASTER THAN A NATURE VALLEY BAR. >> Steve: OY, OH, HEY! 40 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,061 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP, THE SUPER LEAGUE HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT AND UNLIKE 41 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:20,200 MOST SOCCER INJURIES, THIS ONE'S REAL [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,503 NOW THOSE 12 TEAMS ARE SHOWING UP AT THEIR OLD LEAGUES TRYING TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 43 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:27,073 IT'S LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S UP ANYONE HERE WATCH 'SHITE'S CREEK'? 44 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:30,176 [ LAUGHTER ] DAN LEVY'S FANTASTIC HE'S BRILLIANT 45 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:36,082 YOU SEE THE EPISODE WHERE MOIRA --E OH, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:41,855 SOME BUSINESS NEWS NETFLIX STOCK TOOK A BIG DIVE AFTER THEY REPORTED A DRAMATIC 47 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:45,258 SLOW DOWN IN SUBSCRIBER GROWTH TOUGH TIME FOR NETFLIX RIGHT NOW, EXECUTIVES ARE 48 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:48,728 FIGHTING LIKE TWO PEOPLE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WATCH ON NETFLIX. 49 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:52,098 [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS ARE SO BAD, THE CEO OF NETFLIX WAS LIKE, "WE EITHER 50 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:55,568 NEED A NEW 'BRIDGERTON' OR A NEW PANDEMIC." [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:55,568 --> 00:04:00,340 BUT NETFLIX ISN'T LETTING THE NEWS DISCOURAGE THEM THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE 52 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:05,912 SPENDING MORE THAN $17 BILLION ON CONTENT THIS YEAR THEY'RE SPENDING $17 BILLION FOR 53 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:10,717 SHOWS WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO WHILE WE'RE ON INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:18,591 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW THAT LULULEMON IS TESTING A RESALE PROGRAM WHERE SHOPPERS 55 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:23,730 SELL AND BUY GENTLY USED ITEMS LULULEMON YOGA PANTS [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:27,801 LET ME PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE WEARING A PEAR OF LIGHTLY USED LULULEMON PANTS IS BASICALLY 57 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:32,238 LIKE PICKING UP A PACK OF LIGHTLY USED CHARMIN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 58 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:36,409 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU'D SELL USED LULULEMONS. 59 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,779 ANYBODY WHO WEARS THEM HAS TO CUT THEM OFF WITH SCISSORS [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,649 I DON'T KNOW MAYBE THIS'LL WORK HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN 61 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:47,787 SOMEONE WALKING OUT OF A HOT YOGA CLASS AND THOUGHT, "I WANT THOSE SHORTS, THAT EXACT PAIR. 62 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:52,158 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT THE PANDEMIC 63 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,327 HAS HAD AN EFFECT ON THE SALES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. LISTEN TO THIS 64 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:00,900 >> THE LACK OF IN-PERSON SALES THIS YEAR HAS LEFT TONS OF THIN MINTS, SAMOAS, AND OTHER FLAVORS 65 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:05,138 UNSOLD >> TROOP LEADERS IN ATLANTA SAY THEY HAVE 700,000 BOXES JUST 66 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:09,075 SITTING IN WAREHOUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEIGHBOR'S 67 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:13,246 KID TO BE LIKE, "OH, HI, MR. FALLON, SO I CAN PUT YOU DOWN FOR 15,000 DO-SI-DOS? 68 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:18,051 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU KNOW AMERICA'S BROKEN WHEN THERE'S A 69 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,887 SURPLUS OF DELICIOUS COOKIES AND LIFE-SAVING VACCINES [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:25,825 WHAT ARE WE DOING? AND GET THIS, IN JUNE, NEW YORK CITY IS GETTING A 71 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,095 THREE-STORY, 21,000 SQUARE FOOT HARRY POTTER STORE >> Steve: OH 72 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:33,800 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCITING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 73 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,736 I'D SAY THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER RIGHT NOW THAN HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE AND INDOOR SHOPPING, 74 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:43,309 WOULD YOU AGREE? [ LAUGHTER ] IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME A 75 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,712 NEW YORKER CAN WHIP OUT THEIR WAND ON THE SUBWAY WITHOUT GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED 76 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:49,082 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT >> Steve: HEY, HEY 77 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:55,655 PUT AWAY YOUR HARRY POTTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD IT'S IN 78 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:58,725 NEW YORK CITY. WHAT'S BETTER THAN HEARING, "WELCOME TO THE WIZARDING WORLD 79 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:04,731 OF HARRY POTTER" [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE STORE IS BASED ON THE 80 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,467 PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED BOOK, "HARRY POTTER AND THE BUNCH OF STUFF YOU DON'T NEED." 81 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:11,171 [ LAUGHTER ] "HONEY, LET'S STOP IN HERE DO WE NEED A WAND? 82 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:15,775 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU ANSWERED PRETTY QUICK THERE. 83 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,279 WELL, THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF INCREDIBLE STRIDES MADE IN SCIENCE OVER THE PAST YEAR, BUT 84 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,547 HERE IS AN INVENTION YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T EXPECTING WATCH THIS 85 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:26,820 >> ENGINEERS AT PURDUE UNIVERSITY HAVE CREATED THE WHITEST PAINT 86 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:31,524 EVER THEY SAY THE PAINT IS SO WHITE THAT COATING A BUILDING WITH IT 87 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:35,328 COULD COOL THEM OFF ENOUGH TO REDUCE THE NEED FOR AIR-CONDITIONING 88 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,932 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THE SCIENTISTS WORK AT THE 89 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,901 DISTINGUISHED UNIVERSITY OF BENJAMIN MOORE [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,738 CAN WE SEE THAT PAINT COLOR AGAIN? YEAH 91 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:48,875 LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FROM THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY'S COLONOSCOPY. 92 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:53,079 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A TURKISH 93 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,983 MUSICIAN WAS SCARED TO GO PARAGLIDING FOR THE FIRST TIME, SO HE DECIDED TO BRING SOMETHING 94 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:57,784 SO HE DECIDED TO BRING SOMETHING ALONG TO DISTRACT HIMSELF. CHECK IT OUT 95 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,661 * 96 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:11,831 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT'S WEIRD IS HE ALSO OVERCOMES HIS STAGE FRIGHT BY 97 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:15,435 DRESSING LIKE A SKY DIVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GUYS 98 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:15,902 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GUYS GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 99 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:22,876 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 100 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:32,285 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 101 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:36,122 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN. 102 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,392 SHE STARS IN THE HULU SERIES "THE HANDMAID'S TALE." ELISABETH MOSS IS HERE 103 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:44,864 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE HAS DIRECTED 104 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:48,501 BLOCKBUSTERS LIKE "TITANIC" AND "AVATAR. JAMES CAMERON WILL BE WITH US. 105 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:55,141 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT 106 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,977 MUSIC FROM CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN >> Steve: OH 107 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:02,115 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS? 108 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:06,286 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: AMERICAN AIRLINES IS JOINING OTHER COMPANIES LIKE 109 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,821 UNITED AND SPIRIT AIRLINES AND PLANS TO RESUME HIRING PILOTS THIS YEAR. 110 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:12,025 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:17,530 THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED THEIR NEW PILOT QUESTIONNAIRE, BUT THE CORRECT ANSWERS DIFFER DEPENDING 112 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,600 ON WHICH AIRLINE YOU FLY >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT 113 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,769 THESE. THE FIRST QUESTION SAYS, "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME FOR TAKE 114 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:26,606 OFF? AMERICAN PILOTS ANSWERED WITH, "20 MINUTES AFTER THE GATE 115 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:31,211 CLOSED." UNITED PILOTS ANSWERED, "WHENEVER OF THE TOWER TELLS YOU 116 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:34,381 THE RUNWAY IS CLEAR. AND SPIRIT AIRLINES ANSWERED, "WHEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT 117 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,216 SHAKES YOU AWAKE AND YOU TURN THE MAP RIGHT SIDE UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,518 >> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DIFFERENT -- 119 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,921 >> Steve: DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES >> Jimmy: THERE ARE DIFFERENT TECH -- DIFFERENT ANSWERS. 120 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:45,425 THIS NEXT QUESTION ASKS, "WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PERSONAL DEVICES? 121 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,895 AMERICAN AIRLINES PILOTS SAID, "KEEP THEM OFF UNTIL WE REACH 10,000 FEET. 122 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:53,299 UNITED PILOTS SAID, "ALWAYS PUT THEM IN THE AIRPLANE MODE. AND SPIRIT AIRLINES PILOTS SAID, 123 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:56,136 "IF ANYONE CAN BEAT MY HIGH SCORE AT CANDY CRUSH, THEY CAN FLY THE PLANE. 124 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,471 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I GUESS HE'S REALLY 125 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,839 GOOD AT CANDY CRUSH. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH 126 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,042 AND CHECK OUT THIS NEXT QUESTION WHAT WAS THAT? 127 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:06,713 >> Steve: ALL OF THEM SAID THAT. EVERY SINGLE PILOT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ALL SAID 128 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,381 THAT THEY JUST HAPPENED -- IT'S A BIG GAME 129 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,318 IT'S A BIG CRAZE ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 130 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:15,922 WHAT YOU DO IS - CANDY, THERE'S DIFFERENT CANDY >> Steve: AND YOU CRUSH IT 131 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:19,626 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER PLAYED CANDY CRUSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:24,030 DO YOU CLICK ON IT IS IT LIKE BUBBLE BOBBLE >> Tariq: I THOUGHT CANDY CRUSH 133 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,833 WAS SORT OF LIKE TETRIS. >> Steve: TETRIS WITH CANDIES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU SHOOT THE 134 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:32,305 CANDIES UP THERE >> Steve: I THINK YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER LIKE TETRIS 135 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:36,676 >> Jimmy: TURN THE CANDIES TO FIT INTO DIFFERENT POSITIONS GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF CANDIES. 136 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:40,180 PEPPERMINTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'D SAY LIKE A 137 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,148 GOOD & PLENTY. >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THOSE THINGS 138 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,317 >> Steve: LIKE A WERTHER'S THESE ARE CANDIES THAT KIDS LOVE 139 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,954 >> Jimmy: WERTHER'S ORIGINAL >> Steve: YEAH, WERTHER'S. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, LIKE - 140 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,589 COFFEE NIBS? >> Steve: YOU KNOW, LIKE A COFFEE NIB 141 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,192 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: KIDS LOVE THEM 142 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,060 >> Steve: KIDS LOVE THEM OH, MY GOD, THEY LOVE A PENNY -- THEY LOVE A LICORICE 143 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,464 >> Jimmy: PENNY CANDY. [ LAUGHTER ] LICORICE WHIP. 144 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:02,936 >> Steve: KIDS LOVE -- OR SASSAFRAS. LOVE SASSAFRAS 145 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,305 >> Jimmy: THEY DO, KIDS LOVE THAT STUFF ALL RIGHT, SO I -- BECAUSE I 146 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,407 DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER PLAYED CANDY CRUSH. THAT'S THE TYPE OF CANDY WE'RE 147 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,109 TALKING ABOUT? >> Steve: I'M ASSUMING THAT'S THE KIND OF CANDY THEY WOULD 148 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,412 HAVE >> Jimmy: LIKE GINGER CHEWS. >> Steve: YEAH, GINGER CHEWS 149 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,448 >> Jimmy: STUFF LIKE THAT. >> Steve: OR, LIKE, SNOW WITH MAPLE SYRUP ON IT. 150 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:20,086 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST CANDY THAT 151 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,454 KIDS ENJOY >> Steve: CANDY THAT KIDS EAT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 152 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,256 BECAUSE THEY GOT TO KEEP HIP >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Steve: GOT TO KEEP IT MODERN. 153 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,192 >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT THIS NEXT QUESTION HERE. IT'S "WHAT CAN YOU DO TO ENSURE 154 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:30,897 MAKE SURE THEY MAKE THEIR CONNECTING FLIGHT? AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "ARRIVE IN 155 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:35,602 A TIMELY FASHION." UNITED PILOTS SAID, "INFORM THEM OF THEIR CONNECTING GATE OVER 156 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,105 THE P.A. SYSTEM. SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "UNFURL THE EMERGENCY SLIDE AND TELL THEM 157 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,408 THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT IF THEY BOOK IT ACROSS THE TARMAC. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:47,514 "JUST GO JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. >> Steve: BOOK IT. 159 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,950 >> Jimmy: THE NEXT QUESTION ASKED, WHAT POSITION ARE THE TRAY TABLES SUPPOSED TO BE IN 160 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,821 UPON LANDING THAT'S OBVIOUS AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT." 161 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,224 UNITED PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT AND LOCKED." SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT 162 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,592 WITH A PILLOW DUCT TAPED TO THEM BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS. 163 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:05,231 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY THE LAST 164 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:09,269 QUESTION ASKED, "HOW WOULD YOU KEEP PASSENGERS CALM DURING TURBULENCE?" 165 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:14,174 AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "REASSURE THEM OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER." UNITED PILOTS SAID, "TRY TO FIND 166 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,942 A CALMER FLIGHT PATH." SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "I'VE USUALLY PARACHUTED OUT BY THEN." 167 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:20,413 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. STICK AROUND 168 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,816 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX," EVERYBODY. 169 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,853 COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:50,810 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 171 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,545 WELCOME BACK I TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOWER BACK PAIN 172 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,182 >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GREAT STORY. 173 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,885 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GUYS ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS 174 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,087 [ LAUGHTER ] LITERALLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT 175 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,323 >> Steve: BECAUSE YOUR BACK HURTS. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF MY LOWER 176 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,659 BACK I WAS TOLD TO SIT UP RIGHT I'VE BEEN GOOGLING STUFF, THINGS 177 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:10,063 I SHOULDN'T BE DOING WEB MD, ALL THAT STUFF >> Steve: THAT'S WHERE YOU GO. 178 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,132 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YEAH THEY TOLD ME >> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. 179 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:17,804 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I'M READING THIS BOOK AND I'M 180 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:22,275 JUST TRYING TO MENTALLY SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE LOWER BACK PAIN >> Steve: IS IT WORKING? 181 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,811 >> Jimmy: OR NOT EVEN THAT I'M JUST GOING LIKE IF IT WILL GO AWAY, IT HAS TO GO AWAY 182 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,748 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND I'M JUST LIKE, I'M MEDITATING 183 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,484 >> Steve: SOUNDS GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW >> Steve: YOU'RE MEDITATING AS 184 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,086 WE'RE DOING THE SHOW >> Jimmy: I CAN'T REALLY HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 185 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,089 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M IN A DIFFERENT - >> Steve: OOOOM. 186 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,524 >> Jimmy: -- I'M IN A DIFFERENT HEAD SPACE, YEAH FOONE OOOM, DUDE 187 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:42,195 THAT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF THE BOOK "E.T. FOOONE OOOM, THE 188 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,231 MEDITATION APP." >> Jimmy: STEVEN SPIELBERG, GIVE ME SOME MONEY. 189 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,534 >> Steve: KA-CHING YOU NEED SOME WALKING AROUND MONEY. 190 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,371 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT HE DO SINCE "E.T.? >> Steve: WHAT HAS DONE THAT IS 191 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:57,377 GREAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, YOU KNOW WE'RE 192 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,712 ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. HARDER 193 00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,446 * BETTER * 194 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:04,718 FASTER * STRONGER 195 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:08,521 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOW'S YOUR BACK? >> Jimmy: I HURT MY BACK 196 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,359 [ LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE EVERY SHOW, WE PUT OUT A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE 197 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,729 AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D 198 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,698 LIKE THE SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF. SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK A INSIDE 199 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,466 SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK A INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX" PLEASE 200 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,071 >> Jimmy: THESE SUGGESTIONS CAME 201 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,773 FROM OUR AUDIENCE -- >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH FROM THE AUDIENCE 202 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,208 >> Jimmy: -- THAT ARE HERE TONIGHT. >> Steve: FANTASTIC. 203 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:32,245 >> Jimmy: YES. SO THIS FIRST ONE FROM MARY KIRBY 204 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:37,083 MARY KIRBY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'M HERE 205 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,952 >> Jimmy: OH, HEY MARY >> Steve: HOW'S YOUR BACK? >> Jimmy: IT JUST GOT BETTER 206 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,887 ARE YOU WEARING A MICROPHONE, MARY >> Steve: YEAH, I AM 207 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:45,792 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, AS I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW, TODAY IS 208 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,295 NATIONAL KINDERGARTEN DAY. >> Steve: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> Jimmy: HAPPY NATIONAL 209 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,399 KINDERGARTEN DAY "YOU AND THE ROOTS SHOULD SHOW PICTURES OF YOURSELVES FROM 210 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,735 KINDERGARTEN." THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I 211 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:59,806 WAS FIVE [ AUDIENCE AW'S WAS ALREADY IN THE NAVY THEN 212 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,542 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:08,748 IT'S THE WAY IT WAS. TARIQ, YOU GOT ONE >> Tariq: YEP, HERE'S MINE 214 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:13,053 [ AUDIENCE AW'S >> Jimmy: JAMES, HOW ABOUT YOU >> SURE, JIMMY 215 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:22,062 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WAIT, THAT WAS 216 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,497 KINDERGARTEN >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU DON'T HAVE 217 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:29,102 A PHOTO. >> Steve: YEAH, DON'T LIE. IS THAT A BEANIE 218 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,338 >> Jimmy: IT'S A BEANIE -- >> Steve: WITH A PROPELLER >> Jimmy: -- PROPELLER ON THE 219 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,572 TOP. >> Steve: LIKE 1920s >> Jimmy: I DON'T WHAT'S 220 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,874 GOING -- >> Steve: IT'S WHAT KIDS WEAR. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 221 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,510 JACKIE SMITH JACKIE >> Steve: OH, YEAH 222 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,145 THERE YOU GO THERE'S JACKIE >> Jimmy: NOW, THEY'RE STARTING 223 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:45,585 TO GET YOU JACKIE WAS LIKE, "HEY. "HEY, JIMMY -- OH, NOT JACK-AY 224 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,988 >> Steve: IS IT JACK-AY? >> Jimmy: NO, I WISH IT WAS JACK-AY. 225 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:54,127 "MARY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HEY JIMMY, THE OSCARS 226 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,863 ARE THIS WEEKEND, BUT A LOT OF OSCAR NOMINATED MOVIES ARE HARD TO WATCH 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO 227 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,265 EMOTIONAL. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? I HEAR YOU 228 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:04,838 THOSE MOVIES CAN BE PRETTY INTENSE. SO WE RE-VOICED SCENES FROM SOME 229 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:10,877 CLASSIC BEST PICTURE NOMINEES WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI. 230 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:14,547 IT'S TIME FOR "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS: OSCARS EDITION." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:23,323 >> "LET'S GET SERIOUS. >> I LOVE YOU. YOU COMPLETE ME. 232 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:28,895 SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP YOU HAD ME AT HELLO. 233 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,731 I'M FUNNY NOW. FUNNY LIKE I'M A CLOUD I'M WITH YOU 234 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,801 [ LAUGHTER ] I MAKE YOU LAUGH I'M HERE TO [ BLEEP ] AMUSE YOU. 235 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,605 WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUNNY FUNNY HOW? OH GOD, OH 236 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:43,309 OH, GOD. OH OH, GOD. 237 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,579 OH YES, YES OH, YES. 238 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:50,850 YES. YES, YES OH 239 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:56,656 I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] 240 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,091 LAST SCENE THAT WAS EMOTIONAL FOR SOME PEOPLE? >> Steve: YEAH 241 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,661 [ LAUGHTER ] VERY EMOTIONAL >> Jimmy: I GUESS. 242 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:06,366 OH, HERE WE GO THIS ONE'S FROM CRAIG PELOTON. >> Steve: OH, CRAIG PELOTON. 243 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,870 THE PELOTON FORTUNE. >> Jimmy: CRAIG PELTON >> Steve: OH, PELTON 244 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,172 >> Jimmy: SORRY, I APOLOGIZE CRAIG, ARE YOU THERE >> YEAH, MAN 245 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,643 IT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: APOLOGIZE, BUDDY HE SAYS, "HEY, JIMMY, THE 246 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,945 KENTUCKY DERBY IS COMING UP. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: "YOU, HIGGINS AND THE 247 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,782 ROOTS SHOULD DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF A HORSE. COME ON. 248 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:26,386 I'M EXCITED FOR THE DERBY. SO I'LL DO IT IF YOU WANT. I'LL START US OFF. 249 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,521 [ HORSE SOUNDS ] PUT A LITTLE WHEEZE IN THE BACK. >> Steve: YEAH, WELL IT'S 'CAUSE 250 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,091 YOU BACK, YOUR LOWER BACK. [ HORSE SOUNDS ] >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, YOU WANT TO 251 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:38,198 TRY ONE? >> Steve: I'LL DO IT, READY? [ GALLOPING SOUND 252 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,700 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: GALLOPING. 253 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,770 WALKING AND GALLOPING. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 254 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,374 THAT WAS GREAT WALTER >> I THINK I'M GOING TO SIT THIS 255 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,177 ONE OUT, JIMBO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JIMBO? 256 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,582 >> Steve: JIMBO? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT. >> Steve: A LITTLE TOO FAMILIAR. 257 00:16:55,582 --> 00:17:01,087 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM MILES MITCHELL "HEY JIMMY --" THEY'RE NOT EVEN 258 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:06,059 PLAYING ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] "JIMMY, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT 259 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:10,663 THE OLYMPICS IN TOKYO, BUT I HEARD THAT THEY MIGHT NOT ALLOW FANS THIS YEAR 260 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,701 WHAT IS THAT GOING TO BE LIKE? YEAH, I HEARD THAT TOO THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE JARRING 261 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,671 FOR VIEWERS AT HOME, SO TO PREPARE YOU FOR IT, HERE'S A CLIP FROM ONE OF THE OPENING 262 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:18,538 CLIP FROM ONE OF THE OPENING CEREMONIES WITHOUT ANY FANS IN THE STADIUM. 263 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,049 HELLO. 264 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:35,922 YES. HA-HA. HELLO. 265 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:52,472 >> HELLOOO, OLYMPICS >> HI. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:17:52,472 --> 00:18:02,482 >> HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 267 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,551 LOOK LIKE HE HURT HIS LOWER BACK >> Jimmy: HE REALLY HIT THAT 268 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,387 ONE. >> Steve: HI >> Jimmy: YOU CAN HEAR HIS 269 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:11,891 VOICE. OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE 270 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:16,696 JARRING, I THINK >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE 271 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:22,369 MICHAEL ROSENFELD. [ CHEERS ] THERE'S TEN OF THEM HERE 272 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,037 THERE'S TEN OF THEM HERE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, I FORGOT TO DVR THE SHOW 273 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:32,545 CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME?" SURE IT'S EASY. 274 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:42,255 YOU JUST PRESS RECORD. [ LAUGHTER ] YES. 275 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:49,262 "UNTIL SPACE IS NEEDED." WHO USES STANDARD NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:55,168 NO RERUNS. YES. [ APPLAUSE ] 277 00:18:55,168 --> 00:19:00,206 >> Jimmy: DOWNER OF A BIT. DOWNER OF A BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,577 ENDS ON A LONER. >> Steve: ENDS ON A LONER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 279 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,212 WHO SWITCH THINGS UP 'CAUSE THE OTHER ONE END ON FUNNY THINGS AND THIS ONE'S 280 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,614 LIKE - >> Steve: IT DOES MAKE PEOPLE THINK. 281 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:12,752 MAYBE WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: A THINKER. YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES, IT MAKES 282 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,256 YOU APPRECIATE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN IT RAINS, IT MAKES YOU APPRECIATE THE SUN 283 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,893 >> Steve: EXACTLY, YEAH. LIKE I SAY, EVERY JOKE CAN'T BE A WINNER 284 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,828 >> Jimmy: YOU SAY THAT BEFORE YOU WRITE THE JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,798 >> Steve: NO, YEAH MOST PEOPLE WRITE 100 JOKES TO GET TWO GREAT ONES 286 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,168 >> Jimmy: YES? >> Steve: I WRITE TWO. [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,904 >> Jimmy: AND NEITHER ONE ARE NECESSARILY JOKES. >> Steve: NO, THEY'RE MORE 288 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,873 STATEMENTS >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE CANDIES THAT KIDS ARE EATING 289 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:40,046 >> Steve: NECCO WAVERS, KIDS LOVE [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,281 WAX LIPS >> Jimmy: WAX LIPS, IS IT CANDY CRUSH? 291 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,483 >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S IN CANDY CRUSH. KIDS LOVE IT 292 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,151 >> Jimmy: I'VE NOT PLAYED THE GAME BUT KIDS LOVE WAX LIPS 293 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,420 >> Steve: OH, THEY LOVE IT >> Jimmy: TO EAT IT. >> Steve: YEAH TO EAT IT 294 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,122 >> Jimmy: THEN CHEW ON IT. >> Steve: THEY CHEW ON IT. >> Jimmy: SO THEN SPIT IT OUT. 295 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:54,961 >> Steve: OH, THEY LOVE IT IT'S FANTASTIC SUGAR CANE 296 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,797 >> Jimmy: RAW SUGAR CANE THOSE LICORICE CANDY WITH THE COLORED SUGAR AROUND IT. 297 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,633 >> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY'RE JUST LIKE OH, MORE ART PIECES THAN CANDY 298 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,402 >> Steve: OH, GOD, BEAUTIFUL ANYTHING - >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME I SEE A 299 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,171 KID, I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" >> Steve: YEAH 300 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,673 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S ALWAYS THOSE. >> Steve: YEAH, YOU THINK IT'S ART. 301 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:11,144 YOU THINK THEY'RE EATING LIKE BEAUTIFUL WORKS OF ART >> Jimmy: YEAH, ART FROM I'D SAY 302 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:16,282 THE '60S >> Steve: 1820s. [ LAUGHTER ] 303 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:23,056 >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, THEY ARE DOING SOME MAGIC WITH CHOCOLATES THESE DAYS 304 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,924 AND PUTTING LIKE PRINTING, LOOKS LIKE ART ALMOST ON THE CHOCOLATE. 305 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,094 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE HAD A FEW CHOCOLATES WHERE THEY HAD FACES 306 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:33,233 ON THEM. >> Steve: REALLY SUCH AS -- WHAT KIND OF FACES? 307 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,834 >> Jimmy: "THE SCREAM. >> Steve: OH, EDVARD MUNCH >> Jimmy: VERY FAMOUS "SCREAM. 308 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,905 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: CLASSIC. >> Steve: SO IT'S WORKS OF ART 309 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,408 ON THE CHOCOLATE BAR >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT THEM 310 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,244 >> Steve: OH, AND YOU INGEST THEM FANTASTIC. 311 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,546 >> Jimmy: YOU INGEST THEM OR YEAH, I THROW THEM BACK UP AND TRY TO - 312 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,150 >> Steve: REDO THE ART >> Jimmy: -- PIECE THEM TOGETHER 313 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,552 YEAH, I ALMOST MAKE IT ALMOST LIKE A PUZZLE. >> Steve: OH, I SEE. 314 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,521 >> Jimmy: I EAT THE CHOCOLATES >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: DON'T SWALLOW THEM 315 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,656 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SPIT OUT WHAT I HAVE IN PIECES. 316 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,458 SEE IF I COULD GET THE FAMILY TOGETHER [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,093 >> Steve: YOU GUYS PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY'VE BEEN 318 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,829 VACCINATED MY DAD HAS BEEN VACCINATED >> Steve: EXACTLY, 319 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,299 EVERYBODY'S -- >> Jimmy: SO I GET THEM IN THERE AND WE ALOS PUT THE CHOCOLATE 320 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,635 PIECES TOGETHER. IT'S SO MUCH FUN >> Steve: YOU KNOW, IT BRINGS 321 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:12,138 THE FAMILY TOGETHER TOO. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST THING WE HAVE DONE TOGETHER IN LIKE FIVE 322 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:16,409 YEARS. >> Steve: FIVE >> Jimmy: WELL, LAST TIME WE 323 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,778 DID -- WHAT WE DO BEFORE WE HAD -- WELL, WE HAD A WRESTLING TOURNAMENT FIVE YEARS 324 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,213 AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OUTDOOR WITH THE 325 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,949 CHAIRS >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THE ONE WAS A REAL CHAIR 326 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,186 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND YEAH AND THAT'S HOW I HURT MY LOWER 327 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,888 BACK [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT UP 328 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,290 >> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: I REALLY I WISH YOU DIDN'T 329 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,093 >> Steve: I'M SORRY, I WON'T BRING IT UP. >> Steve: THIS IS FROM 330 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:38,198 ANDREW HOWARD. ANDREW [ CHEERS ] 331 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:43,503 ANDREW HOWARD GANG, WHAT'S UP? [ CHEERS ] "HEY JIMMY, I REALLY WANT TO 332 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,906 WATCH 'THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER' BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE MARVEL MOVIES 333 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:51,111 HELP ME OUT AND SHOW A QUICK MARVEL RECAP TO CATCH ME UP. SURE 334 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,113 EARLIER TODAY, I ASKED OUR VIDEO DEPARTMENT TO PUT TOGETHER A MARVEL RECAP FOR YOU 335 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:53,213 DEPARTMENT TO PUT TOGETHER A MARVEL RECAP FOR YOU ENJOY. 336 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,188 [ MARBLES ROLLING >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP 337 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,057 STOP, STOP, STOP SORRY, THAT'S ENOUGH [ APPLAUSE ] 338 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,893 I THINK THERE'S MISCOMMUNICATION THERE. >> Steve: THAT WAS MARBLE. 339 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,830 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS MISCOMMUNICATION [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:17,070 >> Steve: THOSE WERE MARBLES [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR 341 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:21,775 LAST SUGGESTION HERE FROM OUR AUDIENCE THIS IS KRISTEN KILBER 342 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:25,578 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: KRISTEN'S RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,247 ALSO A VENTRILOQUIST >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE COULD -- 344 00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:29,849 >> Steve: SHE COULD THROW HER VOICE. >> Jimmy: -- THROW HER VOICE, 345 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:34,120 YEAH "HEY JIMMY, THE NEW 'MORTAL KOMBAT' JUST MOVIE CAME OUT AND 346 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,190 IT'S ALMOST PROM SEASON. YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO COMBINE THE TWO. 347 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:41,861 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. SO HERE NOW TO SHARE A PROM DANCE TOGETHER ARE KITANA AND 348 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:55,008 SUBZERO. THIS IS "MORTAL PROMBAT. [ APPLAUSE ] 349 00:22:55,008 --> 00:23:00,447 * >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT TAKES ME BACK 350 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:08,455 * >> FINISH HIM. >> Jimmy: WOW, MY GOODNESS 351 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:17,063 * [ APPLAUSE ] KITANA AND SUBZERO, EVERYONE 352 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,699 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR OUR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE BACK WITH 353 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:44,190 ELISABETH MOSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 354 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:48,895 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE STAR OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," WHICH RETURNS TO HULU 355 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:52,098 APRIL 28th HERE IS ELISABETH MOSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 356 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:57,337 * OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 357 00:23:57,337 --> 00:24:01,341 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING OUR SHOW, PAL. >> OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH 358 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,177 FOR HAVING ME. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO 359 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:08,448 SEE YOU. THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "HANDMAID'S 360 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:13,053 TALE." BUT FIRST, I KNOW YOU'RE A GIANT CUBS FAN, A CHICAGO CUBS FAN 361 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:16,756 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU JUST FINISHED FILMING A MOVIE WITH ONE OF THE 362 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:21,795 BIGGEST CUBS FANS I KNOW, BILL MURRAY. >> YES 363 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:25,932 >> Jimmy: WHAT -- DID YOU GUYS BOTH, LIKE, GO FULL ON FANDOM OR --? 364 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:32,839 >> BILL MURRAY FOR A CUBS FAN, HE'S -- HE'S LIKE A GOD. LIKE, HE'S NOT JUST A CUBS FAN 365 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,674 HE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MOST PLAYERS ON THE CUBS. [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:39,079 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY LOVE HIM. ABSOLUTELY YEAH 367 00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:44,317 >> I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO BRING THE CUBS UP TO HIM, UNTIL LITERALLY I WAS, LIKE, WALKING 368 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,787 OUT WITH MY BAG, AND I RAN INTO HIM, AND I WAS LIKE, "IF I DON'T SAY SOMETHING TO HIM, I'M GONNA 369 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:54,594 REGRET IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN I KIND OF BLACKED 370 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:57,864 OUT, AND I JUST BECAME A TOTAL MORON, AND WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, CUBS ARE GREAT 371 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:01,368 I'M A, YOU KNOW, CUBS FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] UH, YEAH, THEY'RE DOING GOOD 372 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:04,738 THIS YEAR. IT WAS SO PATHETIC >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S 373 00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:08,775 GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? >> HE WAS SO NICE. 374 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:12,946 I'M SURE HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 375 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:16,683 >> HE WAS SO LOVELY THOUGH >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE HIGH PRESSURE THINGS AT CUBS GAMES, 376 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:20,754 INCLUDING SOMETHING I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER DO. YOU THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH. 377 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:23,656 TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT NERVE 378 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:29,062 WRACKING WHY -- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DO IT, BECAUSE I'M TOO 379 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:32,399 AFRAID OF -- HONESTLY, I WOULD -- QUESTLOVE'S DONE IT IT WAS AWFUL 380 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,802 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE. 381 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:39,172 LIKE, THE PHANATIC WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM EVERYTHING WITH THE -- 382 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,708 YOU KNOW, QUEST IS JUST SO LOVABLE. SO, HE DID IT. 383 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,178 AND THAT WAS FUN BUT I WOULD BE AFRAID -- I MEAN, I'D DO IT AT YANKEE STADIUM. 384 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:48,915 I'D BE BOOED OUT OF THE CITY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 385 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:53,386 I THINK I WAS JUST EXCITED TO BE ASKED TO DO ANYTHING BY THE CUBS 386 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:57,223 I WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN. I THINK THEY'VE ASKED ME TO DO IT AGAIN, AND I WON'T. 387 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,826 I'VE SUNG THE 7th INNING STRETCH THREE OR FOUR TIMES. >> Jimmy: "TAKE ME OUT TO THE 388 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,562 BALLGAME?" >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S NERVE WRACKING, 389 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,299 TOO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT EITHER. >> THAT'S FINE 390 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:10,670 I MEAN, I GET A LITTLE NERVOUS, BUT YOU HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 30, 35,000 PEOPLE SINGING WITH 391 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,639 YOU. AND THEY DON'T CARE. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 392 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,241 >> THEY DON'T GIVE A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT YOU. THEY'RE LIKE, THEY WANT -- LIKE, 393 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,210 THEY'RE FINISHING THEIR BEER THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT GOING HOME 394 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:18,745 LIKE, THEY DON'T CARE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. THEY'RE ALL DRUNK, THEY'RE ALL 395 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,814 DRUNK. YEAH, OKAY "LET'S SING A SONG 396 00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:24,417 WHY NOT? THAT'S TRUE. >> LIKE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 397 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:29,556 THEY DON'T CARE. SO YOU'RE KIND OF JUST ABLE TO, LIKE, ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE, BUT 398 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:33,827 WHEN I DID THE PITCH, I ALSO SORT OF BLACKED OUT. AND I WAS ON "MAD MEN" AT THE 399 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:37,230 TIME, SO THEY PLAYED THE "MAD MEN" THEME WHEN I WAS WALKING UP TO THE MOUND, WHICH WAS SO 400 00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:40,800 WEIRD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I DIDN'T BOUNCE IT. 401 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,369 >> Jimmy: YOU -- IT MADE IT OVER THE PLATE? STRIKE 402 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,337 >> MM-HMM. MM-HMM >> Jimmy: AMAZING. 403 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:47,173 KUDOS TO YOU I COULD NEVER DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 404 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:50,243 SERIOUSLY, I'M FREAKING OUT THINKING -- EVEN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 405 00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:54,714 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "HANDMAID'S TALE." SEASON FOUR, IS IT NOW 406 00:26:54,714 --> 00:27:00,620 >> YEAH. SEASON FOUR CRAZY. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT CAN EVERYONE 407 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:06,092 EXPECT FOR THIS SEASON >> AGAIN, MORE -- MORE LAUGHS. [ LAUGHTER ] 408 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,862 MORE -- MORE PRATFALLS YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: PRATFALLS AND LAUGHS 409 00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:11,531 IN THIS SEASON OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEP 410 00:27:11,531 --> 00:27:16,136 JUST A LOT OF BITS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SURPRISE CELEBRITY 411 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:20,173 GUESTS COMING IN "HELLO!" >> CAMEOS GALORE 412 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:23,176 >> Jimmy: OLD CAR HORNS, HONK HONK STUFF LIKE THAT. 413 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:30,784 IT'S "HANDMAID'S TALE," OF COURSE >> YOU KNOW, THE USUAL 414 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:35,655 YEAH, I MEAN, I DO FEEL LIKE WE HAVE BUILT SOMETHING OVER THE PAST THREE SEASONS THAT QUITE 415 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:39,626 RIGHTLY NEEDS TO BE KIND OF FULFILLED. AND I THINK WE DO THAT THIS 416 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:44,330 SEASON WITH SEASON FOUR, WE KIND OF FULFILL A LOT OF THE PROMISES 417 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:50,770 THAT WE'VE MADE OVER THE LAST THREE YEARS, AND WE REALLY GET TO SEE, NOT JUST JUNE, BUT A LOT 418 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:56,242 OF THESE CHARACTERS REALLY GO TO PLACES THEY'VE NEVER GONE BEFORE AND CHANGE DRAMATICALLY. 419 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:59,546 AND IT'S A HUGE SEASON, WHICH, OF COURSE, WE CHOSE TO SHOOT DURING A PANDEMIC. 420 00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:02,916 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AS YOU DO >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU 421 00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:06,753 ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR DIRECTORIAL DEBUT YOU DIRECTED THREE OF THESE 422 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:10,457 EPISODES AND YOU CHOSE THE CRAZIEST TIME TO DIRECT ANYTHING 423 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:15,161 WOW! YOU LOVE PRESSURE. I THINK YOU LIKE THESE THINGS. 424 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:18,665 YOU SING "TAKE ME OUT TO --" YOU THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE NOW 425 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:24,904 TO DIRECT YOUR FIRST THREE EPISODES >> I DO LOVE PRESSURE. 426 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:29,275 BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE -- YOU KNOW, I CHOSE TO DIRECT THE FIRST -- EPISODE THREE, THAT WAS GOING TO 427 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:35,615 BE MY DIRECTORIAL DEBUT -- BEFORE COVID >> Jimmy: YEAH 428 00:28:35,615 --> 00:28:41,721 >> AND STARTED IT, THEN WE SHUT DOWN, AND -- FOR THE SIX MONTHS -- WENT BACK AND THEN, 429 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:48,161 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I DID THAT EPISODE, I DID TWO MORE. I DID EPISODES EIGHT AND NINE. 430 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:51,798 I WAS LIKE -- BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WAS THERE A LOT OF THE TIME, LIKE, THE DIRECTORS. 431 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:57,904 LIKE, IF A DIRECTOR FINISHED THEIR WORK AND LEFT, AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK AND 432 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:02,709 QUARANTINE FOR TWO WEEKS, SOMEBODY HAD TO DIRECT IT. SO, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS, 433 00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:07,881 LIKE, THE SORT OF DIRECTOR ON HAND AND IT WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, 434 00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:11,251 LIZZIE, UH, WE GOT THIS, LIKE, DRONE SHOT WE NEED YOU TO DO WOULD YOU MIND JUST, LIKE, 435 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,653 RUNNING OUT AND GRABBING THAT? >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER DONE A DRONE SHOT 436 00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:18,792 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN >> NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT 437 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:23,797 >> BUT BY THE END, WE WERE JOKING THAT I WAS JUST GONNA BE THIS, LIKE, JOURNEYMAN DIRECTOR 438 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,032 NOW, LIKE, OFF TO DO MY NINTH, YOU KNOW, EPISODE OF "LAW & ORDER. 439 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,401 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND JUST CLOCKING IN AND CLOCKING OUT 440 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:32,238 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I COULD SEE MORE OF THIS I'M TELLING YOU, MAN 441 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:35,208 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM AN EPISODE THAT YOU DIRECTED 442 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,443 HERE'S ELISABETH MOSS IN "THE HANDMAID'S TALE. TAKE A LOOK. 443 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,283 >> WELL. IT'S SO WONDERFUL BEING ALL TOGETHER AGAIN, ISN'T IT 444 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:53,860 >> YES * * 445 00:29:53,860 --> 00:30:10,910 * * * 446 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:18,785 * >> OH! 447 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:22,088 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! COME ON. 448 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT ELISABETH MOSS 449 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:28,962 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON FOUR OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" PREMIERES APRIL 28th 450 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,930 THANKS FOR BEING HERE, PAL ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU >> THANK YOU 451 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,667 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES CAMERON. COME ON BACK 452 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:54,921 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 453 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:58,425 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING DIRECTOR 454 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:02,562 HE'S ALSO PRODUCED A NEW NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL CALLED "SECRETS OF THE WHALES," 455 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:04,631 WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS. HERE IS JAMES CAMERON. 456 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:12,072 >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HEY 457 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,374 >> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT 458 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:18,945 SHOW." AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE SORT OF 459 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:21,815 ON THE SHOW VIRTUALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 460 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:26,619 EXACTLY, RIGHT YOU MUST BE LIVING IN KIND OF A VIRTUAL LIFE NOW WITH "THE 461 00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:32,192 AVATAR TWO" AND THREE, RIGHT EVERYTHING'S VIRTUAL >> YOU'RE ACTUALLY VISITING ME 462 00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:37,530 IN MY CUTTING ROOM RIGHT NOW I'M DOWN HERE IN WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND. 463 00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:41,101 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE BUNKER THERE WORKING ON "AVATAR TWO" AND THREE. 464 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:45,638 I CAN'T WAIT YOU KNOW I'M FAN OF YOURS. AND "AVATAR" WAS UNLIKE ANYTHING 465 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:51,211 I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN THE MOVIES I LOVED IT SO MUCH 466 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:55,348 AND HOW DO YOU TOP "AVATAR" WITH TWO AND THREE? >> I CRY 467 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:59,119 I JUST SIT HERE AT MY DESK >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I CRY ALL DAY LONG 468 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,821 BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND IT'S JUST TOO MUCH 469 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:09,696 PRESSURE, DUDE YOU KNOW WELL LOOK, WE JUST TRY TO BE 470 00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:14,701 KIND OF TRUE TO WHAT PEOPLE LOVED ABOUT THE FIRST FILM AND TAKE IT INTO, YOU KNOW, WHOLE 471 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:18,972 NEW AREAS LIKE A LOT OF OUR SCENES ARE IN THE OCEAN. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 472 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:23,777 >> SO, I'M COMBINING THINGS I LOVE LIKE MAKING "AVATAR" AND GOING INTO THE OCEAN 473 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:27,180 I LOVE ALL THAT STUFF. >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST READING SOMETHING WHERE IT SAID THAT 474 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:35,255 "AVATAR" IS THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM OF ALL TIME, AND THEN IT GOT BEAT OUT BY "AVENGERS" AND 475 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:39,626 THAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE HIGHEST GROSSING, BUT THEN "AVATAR" BECAME AGAIN THE HIGHEST 476 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:44,864 GROSSING FILM. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF OR YOU DON'T CARE 477 00:32:44,864 --> 00:32:49,469 >> WELL, LOOK, I MEAN, EVERYBODY MAKES A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT BUT THE TRUTH IS WHAT WE REALLY NEED 478 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:55,575 TO FOCUS ON IS GETTING BACK TO THEATERS AND, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, WE CAN 479 00:32:55,575 --> 00:33:00,613 STILL HAVE FILMS LIKE THAT, LIKE "END GAME" AND "AVATAR," THE BIG MARVEL MOVIES AND ALL THAT ARE 480 00:33:00,613 --> 00:33:07,287 ABLE TO MAKE, YOU KNOW, $1 BILLION OR $2 BILLION LET'S PRAY THAT THE THEATERS ARE 481 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:10,790 THERE AFTER THIS PANDEMIC AND AFTER THIS SHIFT TOWARD STREAMING. 482 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:14,627 NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST STREAMING. IT'S GREAT WRITING, GREAT SHOWS. 483 00:33:14,627 --> 00:33:17,897 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT LET'S REMEMBER THAT MOVIE THEATERS IS KIND OF SACRED 484 00:33:17,897 --> 00:33:20,433 EXPERIENCE FOR ALL OF US AND LET'S GET BACK OUT THERE WHEN IT'S SAFE TO DO SO. 485 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:27,173 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET TO -- I AGREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:30,243 I THINK PEOPLE WILL GO >> Jimmy: SO NOW THIS PROJECT THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON, "THE 487 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:35,148 SECRETS OF THE WHALES. >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: YOU GET SO UP CLOSE 488 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:41,187 AND PERSONAL WIT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHOTS. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, IF ANYONE SAW 489 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:45,658 A WHALE EVER, IT IS -- YOU TALK ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS. I MEAN, MAYBE YEARS. 490 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:49,162 YOU GO, "I SAW A WHALE." NO, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WHALE LIKE THIS. 491 00:33:49,162 --> 00:33:50,897 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE FEELING 492 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:56,603 YOU WANT PEOPLE TO GET FROM THIS SPECIAL? >> YEAH, JUST FULL DISCLOSURE, I 493 00:33:56,603 --> 00:34:01,041 WASN'T IN THE WATER WITH THE WHALES ON THIS SHOW. I'VE DONE THAT OTHER TIMES 494 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:06,646 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> BUT WE HAD BRIAN SKERRY AND UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHERS AT 495 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:10,250 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. AND I'M AN EXPLORER IN RESIDENCE THERE, WHICH IS KIND OF AN 496 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:15,388 OXYMORON BUT I KNOW ALL THOSE GUYS. SO WE COOKED THIS THING UP ABOUT 497 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:20,960 THREE YEARS AGO. IT'S TAKEN THREE YEARS TO SHOOT, 24 LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD. 498 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:26,066 THE IDEA WAS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SHOW ABOUT WHALES THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN AND THAT HASN'T BEEN 499 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:32,105 KNOWN? SO THE GOAL WAS FIND OUT NEW THINGS, SEE NEW THINGS, ALSO DO 500 00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:34,507 AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHY. BUT WE FOUND OUT THAT THEY -- THEY HAVE CULTURE. 501 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:39,979 THEY HAVE EMOTION. THEY GRIEVE. THEY HAVE JOY. 502 00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:43,483 THEY PLAY. THEY HAVE COMPLEX LANGUAGE THEY HAVE MUSIC. 503 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:49,589 THEY HAVE FAMILY BONDS THEY TEACH EACH OTHER. THEY HAVE TAUGHT CULTURE THAT'S 504 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:52,659 HANDED DOWN. AND THEY ARE VERY, VERY COMPLEX AND AMAZING ANIMALS. 505 00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:55,161 THEY'RE NOT JUST BIG AND BEAUTIFUL AND KIND OF -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 506 00:34:55,161 --> 00:35:00,100 >> -- YOU KNOW, MYSTERIOUS AND AWE-INSPIRING. THEY'RE PEOPLE 507 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:04,270 THEY'RE BASICALLY PEOPLE I THINK, IF ANYBODY SHOULD GET A TAKEAWAY FROM THIS SHOW, IT'S 508 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,773 THAT WHALES ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SURVIVE 509 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:13,747 OUT THERE. THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEIR FAMILIES FED AND HEALTHY, AND 510 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:17,050 HOPEFULLY, THE SHOW CAN CREATE SOME KIND OF A BOND, A COMPASSIONATE BOND WITH THEM 511 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:18,885 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PROTECT THEM 512 00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:23,390 WE HAVE TO HELP THEM SURVIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD FOR YOU, I AGREE. 513 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,692 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A VERY UNIQUE MOMENT CAPTURED IN "SECRETS OF THE 514 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:26,192 CAPTURED IN "SECRETS OF THE WHALES." TAKE A LOOK. 515 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,297 >> THIS ONE FEMALE ADULT ORCA 516 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:38,071 CAME IN AND, YOU KNOW, WAS SORT OF CHECKING ME OUT * 517 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:41,207 IT WAS KIND OF LOOKING AT ME, CHECKING OUT THE RAY IT WAS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, 518 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:47,981 "ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT 'CAUSE IF NOT, I'M GOING TO GO GRAB IT. 519 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:53,219 AND THEN, JUST SORT OF PICKS IT UP AND ALMOST POSES, MAN SHE JUST KIND OF LIFTS HER HEAD 520 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:57,490 UP IT WAS REALLY REMARKABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:03,063 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING >> IS THAT COOL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS REALLY COOL. 522 00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:04,931 >> SO, THIS MOTHER ORCA SAYS, "YOU LOOK SKINNY, YOU SHOULD EAT. 523 00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:07,033 HERE, HAVE SOMETHING." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 524 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:08,401 EAT, EAT >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, 525 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:11,371 EXACTLY. >> "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT 526 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:15,075 ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING IT BACK. >> JAMES CAMERON, EVERYBODY. "SECRETS OF THE WHALES" 527 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:17,610 PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,880 THANKS FOR COMING, BUDDY COME BACK WHENEVER MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 529 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,415 BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY, COME ON BACK 530 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:42,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW 531 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:43,703 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, "CANCION BONITA," HERE'S CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN. 532 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:56,983 * 533 00:36:56,983 --> 00:37:21,441 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 534 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:43,963 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 535 00:37:43,963 --> 00:38:00,814 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 536 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:23,103 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 537 00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:43,757 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 538 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:48,461 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 539 00:38:48,461 --> 00:39:04,110 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 540 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:20,593 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * * 541 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:36,443 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 542 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:39,879 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME 543 00:39:39,879 --> 00:40:04,871 BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK * 544 00:40:04,871 --> 00:40:07,941 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. KEVIN BACON WILL BE HERE 545 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:11,778 WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SIMONE BILES WILL BE HERE. 546 00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:17,450 OH, COOL AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM "RITT MOMNEY." 547 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:21,154 MY THANKS TO ELIZABETH MOSS, JAMES CAMERON, CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN, AND, OF COURSE, 548 00:40:21,154 --> 00:40:24,324 THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 549 00:40:24,324 --> 00:40:24,324 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.