>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ELISABETH MOSS
JAMES CAMERON, MUSICAL GUEST CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1446
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TOMORROW, PRESIDENT BIDEN
AND 40 OTHER WORLD LEADERS ARE KICKING OFF A BIG VIRTUAL CLIMATE SUMMIT
YEP, THEY'RE MEETING VIRTUALLY BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. OTHERWISE, THEY WOULD HAVE FLOWN
40 DIFFERENT PRIVATE JETS TO A MEETING ABOUT THE CLIMATE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE GUEST LIST INCLUDES VLADMIR PUTIN, BILL GATES, POPE FRANCIS AND ONE VERY
STRESSED OUT I.T. GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR HOLINESS, CAN YOU TRY
CLOSING THE BROWSER AND SIGNING BACK IN? [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S TOO BAD THE SUMMIT ISN'T IN PERSON IF PEOPLE WERE SITTING
ALPHABETICALLY, I'D LOVE TO HEAR THE SMALL TALK BETWEEN THE POPE AND PUTIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "DO YOU WATCH 'SCHEISSE CREEK'
[ LAUGHTER ] DAN LEVY IS THE BEST LEVY. DID YOU SEE EPISODE WHERE MOIRA
IS - OH, THEY'RE TALKING TO US. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, VLADMIR PUTIN AGREED TO ATTEND IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN SOMEONE
SAYS, "VERY FUNNY TORTURE RACK BACKGROUND, VLAD," AND HE'S LIKE, "RIGHT, JOKE, OF COURSE.
YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT'LL BE
AWKWARD WHEN THEY START THE ZOOM AND PUTIN AND BIDEN ARE THE FIRST ONES ON.
"STOP VIDEO. STOP, STOP HI, JOE, HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?"
[ LAUGHTER ] DURING THE SUMMIT, BIDEN IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE
U.S. WILL CUT GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS AT LEAST IN HALF BY 2030
THAT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, BIDEN PLANS TO CUT
EMISSIONS BY 2030, AT WHICH POINT IT WILL BE PRESIDENT DWAYNE JOHNSON'S PROBLEM
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS BIG REMEMBER THAT BIG EUROPEAN
SOCCER SUPER LEAGUE THAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED TWO DAYS AGO? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS
LEAGUE MAY BE OVER BEFORE ANY TEAMS CAN EVEN TAKE THE FIELD. THE LEAGUE ANNOUNCED IT WAS
SUSPENDING CURRENT PLANS AFTER THE FOUNDING CLUB BACKED OUT OF THE VENTURE JUST TWO DAYS AFTER
THE INITIAL ANNOUNCEMENT >> Jimmy: WOW. ONLY TWO DAYS.
I'VE SEEN GUACAMOLE LAST LONGER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, THE LEAGUED CRUMBLED FASTER THAN A NATURE VALLEY BAR. >> Steve: OY, OH, HEY!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP, THE SUPER LEAGUE HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT AND UNLIKE
MOST SOCCER INJURIES, THIS ONE'S REAL [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW THOSE 12 TEAMS ARE SHOWING UP AT THEIR OLD LEAGUES TRYING TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
IT'S LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S UP ANYONE HERE WATCH 'SHITE'S CREEK'?
[ LAUGHTER ] DAN LEVY'S FANTASTIC HE'S BRILLIANT
YOU SEE THE EPISODE WHERE MOIRA --E OH, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS NETFLIX STOCK TOOK A BIG DIVE AFTER THEY REPORTED A DRAMATIC
SLOW DOWN IN SUBSCRIBER GROWTH TOUGH TIME FOR NETFLIX RIGHT NOW, EXECUTIVES ARE
FIGHTING LIKE TWO PEOPLE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WATCH ON NETFLIX.
[ LAUGHTER ] THINGS ARE SO BAD, THE CEO OF NETFLIX WAS LIKE, "WE EITHER
NEED A NEW 'BRIDGERTON' OR A NEW PANDEMIC." [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT NETFLIX ISN'T LETTING THE NEWS DISCOURAGE THEM THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE
SPENDING MORE THAN $17 BILLION ON CONTENT THIS YEAR THEY'RE SPENDING $17 BILLION FOR
SHOWS WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO WHILE WE'RE ON INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW THAT LULULEMON IS TESTING A RESALE PROGRAM WHERE SHOPPERS
SELL AND BUY GENTLY USED ITEMS LULULEMON YOGA PANTS [ LAUGHTER ]
LET ME PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE WEARING A PEAR OF LIGHTLY USED LULULEMON PANTS IS BASICALLY
LIKE PICKING UP A PACK OF LIGHTLY USED CHARMIN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU'D SELL USED LULULEMONS.
ANYBODY WHO WEARS THEM HAS TO CUT THEM OFF WITH SCISSORS [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE THIS'LL WORK HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN
SOMEONE WALKING OUT OF A HOT YOGA CLASS AND THOUGHT, "I WANT THOSE SHORTS, THAT EXACT PAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT THE PANDEMIC
HAS HAD AN EFFECT ON THE SALES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. LISTEN TO THIS
>> THE LACK OF IN-PERSON SALES THIS YEAR HAS LEFT TONS OF THIN MINTS, SAMOAS, AND OTHER FLAVORS
UNSOLD >> TROOP LEADERS IN ATLANTA SAY THEY HAVE 700,000 BOXES JUST
SITTING IN WAREHOUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEIGHBOR'S
KID TO BE LIKE, "OH, HI, MR. FALLON, SO I CAN PUT YOU DOWN FOR 15,000 DO-SI-DOS?
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU KNOW AMERICA'S BROKEN WHEN THERE'S A
SURPLUS OF DELICIOUS COOKIES AND LIFE-SAVING VACCINES [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT ARE WE DOING? AND GET THIS, IN JUNE, NEW YORK CITY IS GETTING A
THREE-STORY, 21,000 SQUARE FOOT HARRY POTTER STORE >> Steve: OH
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: IT'S EXCITING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'D SAY THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER RIGHT NOW THAN HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE AND INDOOR SHOPPING,
WOULD YOU AGREE? [ LAUGHTER ] IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME A
NEW YORKER CAN WHIP OUT THEIR WAND ON THE SUBWAY WITHOUT GETTING PEPPER SPRAYED
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT >> Steve: HEY, HEY
PUT AWAY YOUR HARRY POTTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD IT'S IN
NEW YORK CITY. WHAT'S BETTER THAN HEARING, "WELCOME TO THE WIZARDING WORLD
OF HARRY POTTER" [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE STORE IS BASED ON THE
PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED BOOK, "HARRY POTTER AND THE BUNCH OF STUFF YOU DON'T NEED."
[ LAUGHTER ] "HONEY, LET'S STOP IN HERE DO WE NEED A WAND?
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU ANSWERED PRETTY QUICK THERE.
WELL, THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF INCREDIBLE STRIDES MADE IN SCIENCE OVER THE PAST YEAR, BUT
HERE IS AN INVENTION YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T EXPECTING WATCH THIS
>> ENGINEERS AT PURDUE UNIVERSITY HAVE CREATED THE WHITEST PAINT
EVER THEY SAY THE PAINT IS SO WHITE THAT COATING A BUILDING WITH IT
COULD COOL THEM OFF ENOUGH TO REDUCE THE NEED FOR AIR-CONDITIONING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THE SCIENTISTS WORK AT THE
DISTINGUISHED UNIVERSITY OF BENJAMIN MOORE [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SEE THAT PAINT COLOR AGAIN? YEAH
LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FROM THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY'S COLONOSCOPY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A TURKISH
MUSICIAN WAS SCARED TO GO PARAGLIDING FOR THE FIRST TIME, SO HE DECIDED TO BRING SOMETHING
ALONG TO DISTRACT HIMSELF. CHECK IT OUT
*
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT'S WEIRD IS HE ALSO OVERCOMES HIS STAGE FRIGHT BY
DRESSING LIKE A SKY DIVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GUYS
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN.
SHE STARS IN THE HULU SERIES "THE HANDMAID'S TALE." ELISABETH MOSS IS HERE
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE HAS DIRECTED
BLOCKBUSTERS LIKE "TITANIC" AND "AVATAR. JAMES CAMERON WILL BE WITH US.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT
MUSIC FROM CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS?
>> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: AMERICAN AIRLINES IS JOINING OTHER COMPANIES LIKE
UNITED AND SPIRIT AIRLINES AND PLANS TO RESUME HIRING PILOTS THIS YEAR.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED THEIR NEW PILOT QUESTIONNAIRE, BUT THE CORRECT ANSWERS DIFFER DEPENDING
ON WHICH AIRLINE YOU FLY >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT
THESE. THE FIRST QUESTION SAYS, "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME FOR TAKE
OFF? AMERICAN PILOTS ANSWERED WITH, "20 MINUTES AFTER THE GATE
CLOSED." UNITED PILOTS ANSWERED, "WHENEVER OF THE TOWER TELLS YOU
THE RUNWAY IS CLEAR. AND SPIRIT AIRLINES ANSWERED, "WHEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
SHAKES YOU AWAKE AND YOU TURN THE MAP RIGHT SIDE UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DIFFERENT --
>> Steve: DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES >> Jimmy: THERE ARE DIFFERENT TECH -- DIFFERENT ANSWERS.
THIS NEXT QUESTION ASKS, "WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PERSONAL DEVICES?
AMERICAN AIRLINES PILOTS SAID, "KEEP THEM OFF UNTIL WE REACH 10,000 FEET.
UNITED PILOTS SAID, "ALWAYS PUT THEM IN THE AIRPLANE MODE. AND SPIRIT AIRLINES PILOTS SAID,
"IF ANYONE CAN BEAT MY HIGH SCORE AT CANDY CRUSH, THEY CAN FLY THE PLANE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I GUESS HE'S REALLY
GOOD AT CANDY CRUSH. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND CHECK OUT THIS NEXT QUESTION WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Steve: ALL OF THEM SAID THAT. EVERY SINGLE PILOT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ALL SAID
THAT THEY JUST HAPPENED -- IT'S A BIG GAME
IT'S A BIG CRAZE ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYING IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT YOU DO IS - CANDY, THERE'S DIFFERENT CANDY >> Steve: AND YOU CRUSH IT
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER PLAYED CANDY CRUSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU CLICK ON IT IS IT LIKE BUBBLE BOBBLE >> Tariq: I THOUGHT CANDY CRUSH
WAS SORT OF LIKE TETRIS. >> Steve: TETRIS WITH CANDIES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU SHOOT THE
CANDIES UP THERE >> Steve: I THINK YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER LIKE TETRIS
>> Jimmy: TURN THE CANDIES TO FIT INTO DIFFERENT POSITIONS GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF CANDIES.
PEPPERMINTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'D SAY LIKE A
GOOD & PLENTY. >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THOSE THINGS
>> Steve: LIKE A WERTHER'S THESE ARE CANDIES THAT KIDS LOVE
>> Jimmy: WERTHER'S ORIGINAL >> Steve: YEAH, WERTHER'S. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, LIKE -
COFFEE NIBS? >> Steve: YOU KNOW, LIKE A COFFEE NIB
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: KIDS LOVE THEM
>> Steve: KIDS LOVE THEM OH, MY GOD, THEY LOVE A PENNY -- THEY LOVE A LICORICE
>> Jimmy: PENNY CANDY. [ LAUGHTER ] LICORICE WHIP.
>> Steve: KIDS LOVE -- OR SASSAFRAS. LOVE SASSAFRAS
>> Jimmy: THEY DO, KIDS LOVE THAT STUFF ALL RIGHT, SO I -- BECAUSE I
DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER PLAYED CANDY CRUSH. THAT'S THE TYPE OF CANDY WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT? >> Steve: I'M ASSUMING THAT'S THE KIND OF CANDY THEY WOULD
HAVE >> Jimmy: LIKE GINGER CHEWS. >> Steve: YEAH, GINGER CHEWS
>> Jimmy: STUFF LIKE THAT. >> Steve: OR, LIKE, SNOW WITH MAPLE SYRUP ON IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST CANDY THAT
KIDS ENJOY >> Steve: CANDY THAT KIDS EAT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
BECAUSE THEY GOT TO KEEP HIP >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Steve: GOT TO KEEP IT MODERN.
>> Jimmy: CHECK OUT THIS NEXT QUESTION HERE. IT'S "WHAT CAN YOU DO TO ENSURE
MAKE SURE THEY MAKE THEIR CONNECTING FLIGHT? AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "ARRIVE IN
A TIMELY FASHION." UNITED PILOTS SAID, "INFORM THEM OF THEIR CONNECTING GATE OVER
THE P.A. SYSTEM. SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "UNFURL THE EMERGENCY SLIDE AND TELL THEM
THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT IF THEY BOOK IT ACROSS THE TARMAC. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"JUST GO JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. >> Steve: BOOK IT.
>> Jimmy: THE NEXT QUESTION ASKED, WHAT POSITION ARE THE TRAY TABLES SUPPOSED TO BE IN
UPON LANDING THAT'S OBVIOUS AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT."
UNITED PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT AND LOCKED." SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "UPRIGHT
WITH A PILLOW DUCT TAPED TO THEM BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY THE LAST
QUESTION ASKED, "HOW WOULD YOU KEEP PASSENGERS CALM DURING TURBULENCE?"
AMERICAN PILOTS SAID, "REASSURE THEM OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER." UNITED PILOTS SAID, "TRY TO FIND
A CALMER FLIGHT PATH." SPIRIT PILOTS SAID, "I'VE USUALLY PARACHUTED OUT BY THEN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK I TELL YOU ABOUT MY LOWER BACK PAIN
>> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GREAT STORY.
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GUYS ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS
[ LAUGHTER ] LITERALLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
>> Steve: BECAUSE YOUR BACK HURTS. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF MY LOWER
BACK I WAS TOLD TO SIT UP RIGHT I'VE BEEN GOOGLING STUFF, THINGS
I SHOULDN'T BE DOING WEB MD, ALL THAT STUFF >> Steve: THAT'S WHERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YEAH THEY TOLD ME >> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY I'M READING THIS BOOK AND I'M
JUST TRYING TO MENTALLY SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE LOWER BACK PAIN >> Steve: IS IT WORKING?
>> Jimmy: OR NOT EVEN THAT I'M JUST GOING LIKE IF IT WILL GO AWAY, IT HAS TO GO AWAY
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND I'M JUST LIKE, I'M MEDITATING
>> Steve: SOUNDS GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW >> Steve: YOU'RE MEDITATING AS
WE'RE DOING THE SHOW >> Jimmy: I CAN'T REALLY HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M IN A DIFFERENT - >> Steve: OOOOM.
>> Jimmy: -- I'M IN A DIFFERENT HEAD SPACE, YEAH FOONE OOOM, DUDE
THAT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF THE BOOK "E.T. FOOONE OOOM, THE
MEDITATION APP." >> Jimmy: STEVEN SPIELBERG, GIVE ME SOME MONEY.
>> Steve: KA-CHING YOU NEED SOME WALKING AROUND MONEY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT HE DO SINCE "E.T.? >> Steve: WHAT HAS DONE THAT IS
GREAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, YOU KNOW WE'RE
ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. HARDER
* BETTER *
FASTER * STRONGER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HOW'S YOUR BACK? >> Jimmy: I HURT MY BACK
[ LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE EVERY SHOW, WE PUT OUT A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE
AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D
LIKE THE SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF. SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK A INSIDE
THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX" PLEASE
>> Jimmy: THESE SUGGESTIONS CAME
FROM OUR AUDIENCE -- >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH FROM THE AUDIENCE
>> Jimmy: -- THAT ARE HERE TONIGHT. >> Steve: FANTASTIC.
>> Jimmy: YES. SO THIS FIRST ONE FROM MARY KIRBY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'M HERE
>> Jimmy: OH, HEY MARY >> Steve: HOW'S YOUR BACK? >> Jimmy: IT JUST GOT BETTER
ARE YOU WEARING A MICROPHONE, MARY >> Steve: YEAH, I AM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, AS I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW, TODAY IS
NATIONAL KINDERGARTEN DAY. >> Steve: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> Jimmy: HAPPY NATIONAL
KINDERGARTEN DAY "YOU AND THE ROOTS SHOULD SHOW PICTURES OF YOURSELVES FROM
KINDERGARTEN." THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I
WAS FIVE [ AUDIENCE AW'S WAS ALREADY IN THE NAVY THEN
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE WAY IT WAS. TARIQ, YOU GOT ONE >> Tariq: YEP, HERE'S MINE
[ AUDIENCE AW'S >> Jimmy: JAMES, HOW ABOUT YOU >> SURE, JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WAIT, THAT WAS
KINDERGARTEN >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU DON'T HAVE
A PHOTO. >> Steve: YEAH, DON'T LIE. IS THAT A BEANIE
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BEANIE -- >> Steve: WITH A PROPELLER >> Jimmy: -- PROPELLER ON THE
TOP. >> Steve: LIKE 1920s >> Jimmy: I DON'T WHAT'S
GOING -- >> Steve: IT'S WHAT KIDS WEAR. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
JACKIE SMITH JACKIE >> Steve: OH, YEAH
THERE YOU GO THERE'S JACKIE >> Jimmy: NOW, THEY'RE STARTING
TO GET YOU JACKIE WAS LIKE, "HEY. "HEY, JIMMY -- OH, NOT JACK-AY
>> Steve: IS IT JACK-AY? >> Jimmy: NO, I WISH IT WAS JACK-AY.
"MARY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HEY JIMMY, THE OSCARS
ARE THIS WEEKEND, BUT A LOT OF OSCAR NOMINATED MOVIES ARE HARD TO WATCH 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO
EMOTIONAL. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? I HEAR YOU
THOSE MOVIES CAN BE PRETTY INTENSE. SO WE RE-VOICED SCENES FROM SOME
CLASSIC BEST PICTURE NOMINEES WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI.
IT'S TIME FOR "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS: OSCARS EDITION." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> "LET'S GET SERIOUS. >> I LOVE YOU. YOU COMPLETE ME.
SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP YOU HAD ME AT HELLO.
I'M FUNNY NOW. FUNNY LIKE I'M A CLOUD I'M WITH YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] I MAKE YOU LAUGH I'M HERE TO [ BLEEP ] AMUSE YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUNNY FUNNY HOW? OH GOD, OH
OH, GOD. OH OH, GOD.
OH YES, YES OH, YES.
YES. YES, YES OH
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ]
LAST SCENE THAT WAS EMOTIONAL FOR SOME PEOPLE? >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] VERY EMOTIONAL >> Jimmy: I GUESS.
OH, HERE WE GO THIS ONE'S FROM CRAIG PELOTON. >> Steve: OH, CRAIG PELOTON.
THE PELOTON FORTUNE. >> Jimmy: CRAIG PELTON >> Steve: OH, PELTON
>> Jimmy: SORRY, I APOLOGIZE CRAIG, ARE YOU THERE >> YEAH, MAN
IT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: APOLOGIZE, BUDDY HE SAYS, "HEY, JIMMY, THE
KENTUCKY DERBY IS COMING UP. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: "YOU, HIGGINS AND THE
ROOTS SHOULD DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF A HORSE. COME ON.
I'M EXCITED FOR THE DERBY. SO I'LL DO IT IF YOU WANT. I'LL START US OFF.
[ HORSE SOUNDS ] PUT A LITTLE WHEEZE IN THE BACK. >> Steve: YEAH, WELL IT'S 'CAUSE
YOU BACK, YOUR LOWER BACK. [ HORSE SOUNDS ] >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, YOU WANT TO
TRY ONE? >> Steve: I'LL DO IT, READY? [ GALLOPING SOUND
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: GALLOPING.
WALKING AND GALLOPING. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
THAT WAS GREAT WALTER >> I THINK I'M GOING TO SIT THIS
ONE OUT, JIMBO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JIMBO?
>> Steve: JIMBO? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT. >> Steve: A LITTLE TOO FAMILIAR.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM MILES MITCHELL "HEY JIMMY --" THEY'RE NOT EVEN
PLAYING ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] "JIMMY, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
THE OLYMPICS IN TOKYO, BUT I HEARD THAT THEY MIGHT NOT ALLOW FANS THIS YEAR
WHAT IS THAT GOING TO BE LIKE? YEAH, I HEARD THAT TOO THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE JARRING
FOR VIEWERS AT HOME, SO TO PREPARE YOU FOR IT, HERE'S A CLIP FROM ONE OF THE OPENING
CEREMONIES WITHOUT ANY FANS IN THE STADIUM.
HELLO.
YES. HA-HA. HELLO.
>> HELLOOO, OLYMPICS >> HI. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
LOOK LIKE HE HURT HIS LOWER BACK >> Jimmy: HE REALLY HIT THAT
ONE. >> Steve: HI >> Jimmy: YOU CAN HEAR HIS
VOICE. OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE
JARRING, I THINK >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE
MICHAEL ROSENFELD. [ CHEERS ] THERE'S TEN OF THEM HERE
THERE'S TEN OF THEM HERE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, I FORGOT TO DVR THE SHOW
CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME?" SURE IT'S EASY.
YOU JUST PRESS RECORD. [ LAUGHTER ] YES.
"UNTIL SPACE IS NEEDED." WHO USES STANDARD NOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
NO RERUNS. YES. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: DOWNER OF A BIT. DOWNER OF A BIT. [ LAUGHTER ]
ENDS ON A LONER. >> Steve: ENDS ON A LONER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
WHO SWITCH THINGS UP 'CAUSE THE OTHER ONE END ON FUNNY THINGS AND THIS ONE'S
LIKE - >> Steve: IT DOES MAKE PEOPLE THINK.
MAYBE WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: A THINKER. YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES, IT MAKES
YOU APPRECIATE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN IT RAINS, IT MAKES YOU APPRECIATE THE SUN
>> Steve: EXACTLY, YEAH. LIKE I SAY, EVERY JOKE CAN'T BE A WINNER
>> Jimmy: YOU SAY THAT BEFORE YOU WRITE THE JOKE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: NO, YEAH MOST PEOPLE WRITE 100 JOKES TO GET TWO GREAT ONES
>> Jimmy: YES? >> Steve: I WRITE TWO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND NEITHER ONE ARE NECESSARILY JOKES. >> Steve: NO, THEY'RE MORE
STATEMENTS >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE CANDIES THAT KIDS ARE EATING
>> Steve: NECCO WAVERS, KIDS LOVE [ LAUGHTER ]
WAX LIPS >> Jimmy: WAX LIPS, IS IT CANDY CRUSH?
>> Steve: YEAH, IT'S IN CANDY CRUSH. KIDS LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: I'VE NOT PLAYED THE GAME BUT KIDS LOVE WAX LIPS
>> Steve: OH, THEY LOVE IT >> Jimmy: TO EAT IT. >> Steve: YEAH TO EAT IT
>> Jimmy: THEN CHEW ON IT. >> Steve: THEY CHEW ON IT. >> Jimmy: SO THEN SPIT IT OUT.
>> Steve: OH, THEY LOVE IT IT'S FANTASTIC SUGAR CANE
>> Jimmy: RAW SUGAR CANE THOSE LICORICE CANDY WITH THE COLORED SUGAR AROUND IT.
>> Steve: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY'RE JUST LIKE OH, MORE ART PIECES THAN CANDY
>> Steve: OH, GOD, BEAUTIFUL ANYTHING - >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME I SEE A
KID, I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S ALWAYS THOSE. >> Steve: YEAH, YOU THINK IT'S ART.
YOU THINK THEY'RE EATING LIKE BEAUTIFUL WORKS OF ART >> Jimmy: YEAH, ART FROM I'D SAY
THE '60S >> Steve: 1820s. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, THEY ARE DOING SOME MAGIC WITH CHOCOLATES THESE DAYS
AND PUTTING LIKE PRINTING, LOOKS LIKE ART ALMOST ON THE CHOCOLATE.
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE HAD A FEW CHOCOLATES WHERE THEY HAD FACES
ON THEM. >> Steve: REALLY SUCH AS -- WHAT KIND OF FACES?
>> Jimmy: "THE SCREAM. >> Steve: OH, EDVARD MUNCH >> Jimmy: VERY FAMOUS "SCREAM.
>> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: CLASSIC. >> Steve: SO IT'S WORKS OF ART
ON THE CHOCOLATE BAR >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT THEM
>> Steve: OH, AND YOU INGEST THEM FANTASTIC.
>> Jimmy: YOU INGEST THEM OR YEAH, I THROW THEM BACK UP AND TRY TO -
>> Steve: REDO THE ART >> Jimmy: -- PIECE THEM TOGETHER
YEAH, I ALMOST MAKE IT ALMOST LIKE A PUZZLE. >> Steve: OH, I SEE.
>> Jimmy: I EAT THE CHOCOLATES >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: DON'T SWALLOW THEM
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SPIT OUT WHAT I HAVE IN PIECES.
SEE IF I COULD GET THE FAMILY TOGETHER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YOU GUYS PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER >> Jimmy: WELL, THEY'VE BEEN
VACCINATED MY DAD HAS BEEN VACCINATED >> Steve: EXACTLY,
EVERYBODY'S -- >> Jimmy: SO I GET THEM IN THERE AND WE ALOS PUT THE CHOCOLATE
PIECES TOGETHER. IT'S SO MUCH FUN >> Steve: YOU KNOW, IT BRINGS
THE FAMILY TOGETHER TOO. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST THING WE HAVE DONE TOGETHER IN LIKE FIVE
YEARS. >> Steve: FIVE >> Jimmy: WELL, LAST TIME WE
DID -- WHAT WE DO BEFORE WE HAD -- WELL, WE HAD A WRESTLING TOURNAMENT FIVE YEARS
AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OUTDOOR WITH THE
CHAIRS >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THE ONE WAS A REAL CHAIR
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND YEAH AND THAT'S HOW I HURT MY LOWER
BACK [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT UP
>> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: I REALLY I WISH YOU DIDN'T
>> Steve: I'M SORRY, I WON'T BRING IT UP. >> Steve: THIS IS FROM
ANDREW HOWARD. ANDREW [ CHEERS ]
ANDREW HOWARD GANG, WHAT'S UP? [ CHEERS ] "HEY JIMMY, I REALLY WANT TO
WATCH 'THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER' BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE MARVEL MOVIES
HELP ME OUT AND SHOW A QUICK MARVEL RECAP TO CATCH ME UP. SURE
EARLIER TODAY, I ASKED OUR VIDEO DEPARTMENT TO PUT TOGETHER A MARVEL RECAP FOR YOU
ENJOY.
[ MARBLES ROLLING >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP
STOP, STOP, STOP SORRY, THAT'S ENOUGH [ APPLAUSE ]
I THINK THERE'S MISCOMMUNICATION THERE. >> Steve: THAT WAS MARBLE.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS MISCOMMUNICATION [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THOSE WERE MARBLES [ LAUGHTER ] L >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR
LAST SUGGESTION HERE FROM OUR AUDIENCE THIS IS KRISTEN KILBER
[ CHEERS ] >> Steve: KRISTEN'S RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
ALSO A VENTRILOQUIST >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE COULD --
>> Steve: SHE COULD THROW HER VOICE. >> Jimmy: -- THROW HER VOICE,
YEAH "HEY JIMMY, THE NEW 'MORTAL KOMBAT' JUST MOVIE CAME OUT AND
IT'S ALMOST PROM SEASON. YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO COMBINE THE TWO.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. SO HERE NOW TO SHARE A PROM DANCE TOGETHER ARE KITANA AND
SUBZERO. THIS IS "MORTAL PROMBAT. [ APPLAUSE ]
* >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT TAKES ME BACK
* >> FINISH HIM. >> Jimmy: WOW, MY GOODNESS
* [ APPLAUSE ] KITANA AND SUBZERO, EVERYONE
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR OUR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE BACK WITH
ELISABETH MOSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE STAR OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," WHICH RETURNS TO HULU
APRIL 28th HERE IS ELISABETH MOSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING OUR SHOW, PAL. >> OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU. THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "HANDMAID'S
TALE." BUT FIRST, I KNOW YOU'RE A GIANT CUBS FAN, A CHICAGO CUBS FAN
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU JUST FINISHED FILMING A MOVIE WITH ONE OF THE
BIGGEST CUBS FANS I KNOW, BILL MURRAY. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WHAT -- DID YOU GUYS BOTH, LIKE, GO FULL ON FANDOM OR --?
>> BILL MURRAY FOR A CUBS FAN, HE'S -- HE'S LIKE A GOD. LIKE, HE'S NOT JUST A CUBS FAN
HE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MOST PLAYERS ON THE CUBS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY LOVE HIM. ABSOLUTELY YEAH
>> I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO BRING THE CUBS UP TO HIM, UNTIL LITERALLY I WAS, LIKE, WALKING
OUT WITH MY BAG, AND I RAN INTO HIM, AND I WAS LIKE, "IF I DON'T SAY SOMETHING TO HIM, I'M GONNA
REGRET IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN I KIND OF BLACKED
OUT, AND I JUST BECAME A TOTAL MORON, AND WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, CUBS ARE GREAT
I'M A, YOU KNOW, CUBS FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] UH, YEAH, THEY'RE DOING GOOD
THIS YEAR. IT WAS SO PATHETIC >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S
GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? >> HE WAS SO NICE.
I'M SURE HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HE WAS SO LOVELY THOUGH >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE HIGH PRESSURE THINGS AT CUBS GAMES,
INCLUDING SOMETHING I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER DO. YOU THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH.
TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT NERVE
WRACKING WHY -- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DO IT, BECAUSE I'M TOO
AFRAID OF -- HONESTLY, I WOULD -- QUESTLOVE'S DONE IT IT WAS AWFUL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
LIKE, THE PHANATIC WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM EVERYTHING WITH THE --
YOU KNOW, QUEST IS JUST SO LOVABLE. SO, HE DID IT.
AND THAT WAS FUN BUT I WOULD BE AFRAID -- I MEAN, I'D DO IT AT YANKEE STADIUM.
I'D BE BOOED OUT OF THE CITY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
I THINK I WAS JUST EXCITED TO BE ASKED TO DO ANYTHING BY THE CUBS
I WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN. I THINK THEY'VE ASKED ME TO DO IT AGAIN, AND I WON'T.
I'VE SUNG THE 7th INNING STRETCH THREE OR FOUR TIMES. >> Jimmy: "TAKE ME OUT TO THE
BALLGAME?" >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S NERVE WRACKING,
TOO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT EITHER. >> THAT'S FINE
I MEAN, I GET A LITTLE NERVOUS, BUT YOU HAVE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 30, 35,000 PEOPLE SINGING WITH
YOU. AND THEY DON'T CARE. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
>> THEY DON'T GIVE A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT YOU. THEY'RE LIKE, THEY WANT -- LIKE,
THEY'RE FINISHING THEIR BEER THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT GOING HOME
LIKE, THEY DON'T CARE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. THEY'RE ALL DRUNK, THEY'RE ALL
DRUNK. YEAH, OKAY "LET'S SING A SONG
WHY NOT? THAT'S TRUE. >> LIKE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THEY DON'T CARE. SO YOU'RE KIND OF JUST ABLE TO, LIKE, ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE, BUT
WHEN I DID THE PITCH, I ALSO SORT OF BLACKED OUT. AND I WAS ON "MAD MEN" AT THE
TIME, SO THEY PLAYED THE "MAD MEN" THEME WHEN I WAS WALKING UP TO THE MOUND, WHICH WAS SO
WEIRD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I DIDN'T BOUNCE IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU -- IT MADE IT OVER THE PLATE? STRIKE
>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM >> Jimmy: AMAZING.
KUDOS TO YOU I COULD NEVER DO THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SERIOUSLY, I'M FREAKING OUT THINKING -- EVEN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "HANDMAID'S TALE." SEASON FOUR, IS IT NOW
>> YEAH. SEASON FOUR CRAZY. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT CAN EVERYONE
EXPECT FOR THIS SEASON >> AGAIN, MORE -- MORE LAUGHS. [ LAUGHTER ]
MORE -- MORE PRATFALLS YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: PRATFALLS AND LAUGHS
IN THIS SEASON OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEP
JUST A LOT OF BITS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SURPRISE CELEBRITY
GUESTS COMING IN "HELLO!" >> CAMEOS GALORE
>> Jimmy: OLD CAR HORNS, HONK HONK STUFF LIKE THAT.
IT'S "HANDMAID'S TALE," OF COURSE >> YOU KNOW, THE USUAL
YEAH, I MEAN, I DO FEEL LIKE WE HAVE BUILT SOMETHING OVER THE PAST THREE SEASONS THAT QUITE
RIGHTLY NEEDS TO BE KIND OF FULFILLED. AND I THINK WE DO THAT THIS
SEASON WITH SEASON FOUR, WE KIND OF FULFILL A LOT OF THE PROMISES
THAT WE'VE MADE OVER THE LAST THREE YEARS, AND WE REALLY GET TO SEE, NOT JUST JUNE, BUT A LOT
OF THESE CHARACTERS REALLY GO TO PLACES THEY'VE NEVER GONE BEFORE AND CHANGE DRAMATICALLY.
AND IT'S A HUGE SEASON, WHICH, OF COURSE, WE CHOSE TO SHOOT DURING A PANDEMIC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AS YOU DO >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR DIRECTORIAL DEBUT YOU DIRECTED THREE OF THESE
EPISODES AND YOU CHOSE THE CRAZIEST TIME TO DIRECT ANYTHING
WOW! YOU LOVE PRESSURE. I THINK YOU LIKE THESE THINGS.
YOU SING "TAKE ME OUT TO --" YOU THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE NOW
TO DIRECT YOUR FIRST THREE EPISODES >> I DO LOVE PRESSURE.
BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE -- YOU KNOW, I CHOSE TO DIRECT THE FIRST -- EPISODE THREE, THAT WAS GOING TO
BE MY DIRECTORIAL DEBUT -- BEFORE COVID >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND STARTED IT, THEN WE SHUT DOWN, AND -- FOR THE SIX MONTHS -- WENT BACK AND THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I DID THAT EPISODE, I DID TWO MORE. I DID EPISODES EIGHT AND NINE.
I WAS LIKE -- BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WAS THERE A LOT OF THE TIME, LIKE, THE DIRECTORS.
LIKE, IF A DIRECTOR FINISHED THEIR WORK AND LEFT, AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK AND
QUARANTINE FOR TWO WEEKS, SOMEBODY HAD TO DIRECT IT. SO, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS,
LIKE, THE SORT OF DIRECTOR ON HAND AND IT WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY,
LIZZIE, UH, WE GOT THIS, LIKE, DRONE SHOT WE NEED YOU TO DO WOULD YOU MIND JUST, LIKE,
RUNNING OUT AND GRABBING THAT? >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER DONE A DRONE SHOT
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN >> NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT
>> BUT BY THE END, WE WERE JOKING THAT I WAS JUST GONNA BE THIS, LIKE, JOURNEYMAN DIRECTOR
NOW, LIKE, OFF TO DO MY NINTH, YOU KNOW, EPISODE OF "LAW & ORDER.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND JUST CLOCKING IN AND CLOCKING OUT
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I COULD SEE MORE OF THIS I'M TELLING YOU, MAN
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM AN EPISODE THAT YOU DIRECTED
HERE'S ELISABETH MOSS IN "THE HANDMAID'S TALE. TAKE A LOOK.
>> WELL. IT'S SO WONDERFUL BEING ALL TOGETHER AGAIN, ISN'T IT
>> YES * *
*
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT ELISABETH MOSS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON FOUR OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" PREMIERES APRIL 28th
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, PAL ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES CAMERON. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING DIRECTOR
HE'S ALSO PRODUCED A NEW NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL CALLED "SECRETS OF THE WHALES,"
WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS. HERE IS JAMES CAMERON.
>> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HEY
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> IT'S SO GREAT TO BE SORT OF
ON THE SHOW VIRTUALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
EXACTLY, RIGHT YOU MUST BE LIVING IN KIND OF A VIRTUAL LIFE NOW WITH "THE
AVATAR TWO" AND THREE, RIGHT EVERYTHING'S VIRTUAL >> YOU'RE ACTUALLY VISITING ME
IN MY CUTTING ROOM RIGHT NOW I'M DOWN HERE IN WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE BUNKER THERE WORKING ON "AVATAR TWO" AND THREE.
I CAN'T WAIT YOU KNOW I'M FAN OF YOURS. AND "AVATAR" WAS UNLIKE ANYTHING
I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN THE MOVIES I LOVED IT SO MUCH
AND HOW DO YOU TOP "AVATAR" WITH TWO AND THREE? >> I CRY
I JUST SIT HERE AT MY DESK >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND I CRY ALL DAY LONG
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND IT'S JUST TOO MUCH
PRESSURE, DUDE YOU KNOW WELL LOOK, WE JUST TRY TO BE
KIND OF TRUE TO WHAT PEOPLE LOVED ABOUT THE FIRST FILM AND TAKE IT INTO, YOU KNOW, WHOLE
NEW AREAS LIKE A LOT OF OUR SCENES ARE IN THE OCEAN. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> SO, I'M COMBINING THINGS I LOVE LIKE MAKING "AVATAR" AND GOING INTO THE OCEAN
I LOVE ALL THAT STUFF. >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST READING SOMETHING WHERE IT SAID THAT
"AVATAR" IS THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM OF ALL TIME, AND THEN IT GOT BEAT OUT BY "AVENGERS" AND
THAT WAS THE NUMBER ONE HIGHEST GROSSING, BUT THEN "AVATAR" BECAME AGAIN THE HIGHEST
GROSSING FILM. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF OR YOU DON'T CARE
>> WELL, LOOK, I MEAN, EVERYBODY MAKES A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT BUT THE TRUTH IS WHAT WE REALLY NEED
TO FOCUS ON IS GETTING BACK TO THEATERS AND, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, WE CAN
STILL HAVE FILMS LIKE THAT, LIKE "END GAME" AND "AVATAR," THE BIG MARVEL MOVIES AND ALL THAT ARE
ABLE TO MAKE, YOU KNOW, $1 BILLION OR $2 BILLION LET'S PRAY THAT THE THEATERS ARE
THERE AFTER THIS PANDEMIC AND AFTER THIS SHIFT TOWARD STREAMING.
NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST STREAMING. IT'S GREAT WRITING, GREAT SHOWS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT LET'S REMEMBER THAT MOVIE THEATERS IS KIND OF SACRED
EXPERIENCE FOR ALL OF US AND LET'S GET BACK OUT THERE WHEN IT'S SAFE TO DO SO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET TO -- I AGREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THINK PEOPLE WILL GO >> Jimmy: SO NOW THIS PROJECT THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON, "THE
SECRETS OF THE WHALES. >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: YOU GET SO UP CLOSE
AND PERSONAL WIT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHOTS. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, IF ANYONE SAW
A WHALE EVER, IT IS -- YOU TALK ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS. I MEAN, MAYBE YEARS.
YOU GO, "I SAW A WHALE." NO, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WHALE LIKE THIS.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE FEELING
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO GET FROM THIS SPECIAL? >> YEAH, JUST FULL DISCLOSURE, I
WASN'T IN THE WATER WITH THE WHALES ON THIS SHOW. I'VE DONE THAT OTHER TIMES
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> BUT WE HAD BRIAN SKERRY AND UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHERS AT
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. AND I'M AN EXPLORER IN RESIDENCE THERE, WHICH IS KIND OF AN
OXYMORON BUT I KNOW ALL THOSE GUYS. SO WE COOKED THIS THING UP ABOUT
THREE YEARS AGO. IT'S TAKEN THREE YEARS TO SHOOT, 24 LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.
THE IDEA WAS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SHOW ABOUT WHALES THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN AND THAT HASN'T BEEN
KNOWN? SO THE GOAL WAS FIND OUT NEW THINGS, SEE NEW THINGS, ALSO DO
AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHY. BUT WE FOUND OUT THAT THEY -- THEY HAVE CULTURE.
THEY HAVE EMOTION. THEY GRIEVE. THEY HAVE JOY.
THEY PLAY. THEY HAVE COMPLEX LANGUAGE THEY HAVE MUSIC.
THEY HAVE FAMILY BONDS THEY TEACH EACH OTHER. THEY HAVE TAUGHT CULTURE THAT'S
HANDED DOWN. AND THEY ARE VERY, VERY COMPLEX AND AMAZING ANIMALS.
THEY'RE NOT JUST BIG AND BEAUTIFUL AND KIND OF -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- YOU KNOW, MYSTERIOUS AND AWE-INSPIRING. THEY'RE PEOPLE
THEY'RE BASICALLY PEOPLE I THINK, IF ANYBODY SHOULD GET A TAKEAWAY FROM THIS SHOW, IT'S
THAT WHALES ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SURVIVE
OUT THERE. THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEIR FAMILIES FED AND HEALTHY, AND
HOPEFULLY, THE SHOW CAN CREATE SOME KIND OF A BOND, A COMPASSIONATE BOND WITH THEM
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PROTECT THEM
WE HAVE TO HELP THEM SURVIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH GOOD FOR YOU, I AGREE.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A VERY UNIQUE MOMENT CAPTURED IN "SECRETS OF THE
WHALES." TAKE A LOOK.
>> THIS ONE FEMALE ADULT ORCA
CAME IN AND, YOU KNOW, WAS SORT OF CHECKING ME OUT *
IT WAS KIND OF LOOKING AT ME, CHECKING OUT THE RAY IT WAS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT 'CAUSE IF NOT, I'M GOING TO GO GRAB IT.
AND THEN, JUST SORT OF PICKS IT UP AND ALMOST POSES, MAN SHE JUST KIND OF LIFTS HER HEAD
UP IT WAS REALLY REMARKABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING >> IS THAT COOL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS REALLY COOL.
>> SO, THIS MOTHER ORCA SAYS, "YOU LOOK SKINNY, YOU SHOULD EAT.
HERE, HAVE SOMETHING." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
EAT, EAT >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE,
EXACTLY. >> "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT
ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING IT BACK. >> JAMES CAMERON, EVERYBODY. "SECRETS OF THE WHALES"
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS FOR COMING, BUDDY COME BACK WHENEVER MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY, COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW
SONG, "CANCION BONITA," HERE'S CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN.
*
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * *
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK *
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. KEVIN BACON WILL BE HERE
WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SIMONE BILES WILL BE HERE.
OH, COOL AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM "RITT MOMNEY."
MY THANKS TO ELIZABETH MOSS, JAMES CAMERON, CARLOS VIVES AND RICKY MARTIN, AND, OF COURSE,
THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.