>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ALLISON JANNEY
SOPE DIRISU, MUSICAL GUEST POOH SHIESTY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1441 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, IT SOUNDS SO GOOD!
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" THIS IS THE SHOW TO BE AT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS THE SHOW TO WATCH! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL, GUYS, TENSIONS ARE HIGH BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE SO PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST HAD
A CALL WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HE INVITED HIM TO MEET IN PERSON
AND WHEN THEY FIRST MEET, PUTIN WILL HAND BIDEN A BOX AND SAY, "THESE ARE SOME OF DONALD'S
THINGS HE LEFT AT MY PLACE CAN YOU GIVE TO HIM? [ LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU. YEP. BIDEN ASKED PUTIN TO MEET IN A
A NEUTRAL THIRD COUNTRY. BECAUSE MEETING UP WITH PUTIN IS LIKE BUYING SOMETHING OFF
CRAIG'S LIST YOU WANT TO MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "BEANIE BABY'S
FIRST. CASH SECOND. YOU KNOW THE WAY THIS WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU SHOW ME MR. PEANUT THE ELEPHANT AND I SHOW YOU THE
CASH." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU CAN NEVER TRUST PUTIN.
HE STARTED THE CALL BY SAYING, "JOE, GIVE ME SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER SO I KNOW IT'S REALLY
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, DURING THE CALL BIDEN WAS
PRETTY TOUGH ON PUTIN OVER RUSSIA'S AGGRESSIVE ACTIONS TOWARDS UKRAINE.
PUTIN WAS LIKE, 'THIS FREAKIN' GUY. HE'S LIKE THE POISON IN MY
UNDERPANTS.' [ LAUGHTER ] HELLO?
KEEP TALKING." YOU COULD TELL BIDEN WAS BEING TOUGH THOUGH BECAUSE PUTIN'S
TRANSLATOR KEPT SAYING, "OH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TELL HIM THAT
REMEMBER, VLAD, I'M JUST A A TRANSLATOR." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THEIR GOAL IS TO HAVE A PREDICTABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH
RUSSIA I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY PRETTY PREDICTABLE.
EVERY FOUR YEARS WE HAVE AN ELECTION AND EVERY FOUR YEARS THEY TRY TO HACK IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE PRESIDENT IS BUSY. IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
BIDEN WILL DELIVER HIS FIRST ADDRESS TO A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY.
THAT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR YEARS NANCY PELOSI WILL SIT BEHIND A PRESIDENT AND NOT
WANT TO BANG THE GAVEL ON THE HIS HEAD [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. BIDEN WILL DELIVER THE OFFICIAL ADDRESS AND THEN TRUMP WILL
CRASH A MAR-A-LAGO WEDDING TO GIVE HIS REBUTTAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS BIG, TODAY BIDEN MADE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN
LISTEN TO THIS
>> AFTER CONSULTING CLOSELY
WITH OUR ALLIES AND PARTNERS, WITH OUR MILITARY LEADERS AND INTELLIGENCE PERSONNEL, WITH
OUR DIPLOMATS AND OUR DEVELOPMENT EXPERTS, WITH THE CONGRESS AND THE VICE
PRESIDENT, I CONCLUDED THAT IT IS TIME TO END AMERICA'S LONGEST WAR.
IT'S TIME FOR AMERICAN TROOPS TO COME HOME >> Jimmy: DURING HIS REMARKS,
BIDEN ANNOUNCED THAT WITHDRAWAL WOULD BEGIN ON MAY 1st WHEN THE TROOPS GET HOME
THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "WHY ARE ALL THE BARS CLOSED? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] GET THIS EGYPT HAS SEIZED THE GIANT SHIP
THAT BLOCKED THE SUEZ CANAL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY'RE NOT LETTING IT GO
UNTIL THE OWNERS PAY $900 MILLION IN DAMAGES. [ AUDIENCE OHs ]
YOU KNOW THAT STORY WAS SO MUCH FUN FOR THE WHOLE WORLD. I'M SURE WE CAN GET A GOFUNDME
GOING TO PAY OFF THE TAB, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN TELL THE SHIP NEEDS MONEY FAST BECAUSE TODAY IT STARTED AN ONLYFANS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ALL HANDS ON DECK. >> Jimmy: ALL HAND ON WHAT
>> Steve: DECK >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR THAT
CAPTAIN. TODAY HE WAS EATING PRINGLES AND THEN HE GOT HIS HAND STUCK
IN THE CAN "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!" [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS GOOD FOR THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO GRILL THIS SUMMER
CHECK THIS OUT
A POSSIBLE PORK SHORTAGE THIS
SUMMER THEY SAY AS RESTAURANTS REOPEN AND PEOPLE START HAVING MORE
SOCIAL GATHERINGS PORK PRODUCTS LIKE HOTDOGS AND BACON MAY BE HARD TO COME BY THIS SUMMER.
>> Tariq: WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, MAN.
I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GRILLING UP SOME SWINE THIS SUMMER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ.
>> Tariq: IT'S ALL GOOD. AT LEAST I CAN STILL ENJOY MY FAVORITE SUMMER DRINK.
A NICE REFRESHING BOBA TEA >> Jimmy: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: OH, WHAT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
>> RUNNING OUT OF THE BOBA TEA WAS BEHIND A NATIONWIDE SHORTAGE OF TAPIOCA PEARLS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WHAT NO PORK OR BOBA TEA?
WELL, AT LEAST I CAN STILL PLAN TO RELAX IN MY POOL OVER THE SUMMER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DON'T SAY IT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
RELAX IN YOUR POOL OVER THE SUMMER, IT COULD BE IN JEOPARDY
DUE OF A CHLORINE SHORTAGE >> Tariq: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ, I'M
SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING FUN TO PASS THE TIME THIS SUMMER >> Tariq: YEAH, I GUESS SO
MAYBE I'LL BUY A BOAT.
PERHAPS?
YOU MAY BE OUT OF LUCK [ LAUGHTER ] RECENT EVENTS LEADING TO A BOAT
SHORTAGE >> Tariq: MAYBE I'LL LOOK TO BUY A NEW HOUSE OR DO A HOME
IMPROVEMENT PROJECT.
>> IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY
A NEW HOUSE OR DO A HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECT, YOU'LL BE PAYING MORE.
A LUMBER SHORTAGE HAS CAUSED PRICES TO SKYROCKET. >> Tariq: MAYBE I'LL EAT
KETCHUP PACKETS AT SOME OF THE BIGGEST RESTAURANT CHAINS.
PACKAGE SHORTAGE - [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S HITTING SOME OF THAT
BIGGEST RESTAURANT CHAINS. >> Tariq: I GIVE UP. THIS SUMMER IS A BUST!
>> Jimmy: OH, HEY, COME ON, COME ON. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
YOU'RE SCHEDULED TO GET YOUR FIRST VACCINE. >> Tariq: THAT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO GET AGAIN >> Tariq: JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST MOVE ON
LET'S MOVE ON. GET THIS THERE'S A NEW CUSTOM MADE
FORD BRONCO GOING ON SALE FOR $400,000 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING.
WOW. MOTORTREND SAYS ITS IN CLASS TOWING CAN HAUL EVEN THE MOST
FRAGILE MALE EGOS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ IMITATES MOTOR ] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
>> Steve: IT'S GOT A HORN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I READ ABOUT A COUPLE
OVER IN ENGLAND WHO RIPPED UP AN OLD CARPET IN THEIR HOUSE AND FOUND A LIFE SIZED MONOPOLY
BOARD UNDERNEATH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ISN'T THAT COOL? YEAH IF YOU GET MAD DURING A GAME ON
THAT MONOPOLY BOARD, YOU HAVE TO FLIP OVER THE ENTIRE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
UNFORTUNATELY, THE COUPLE CAN'T LEAVE THE ROOM UNTIL THEY FINISH THE GAME.
IT'S THE BRITISH VERSION OF "JUMANJI." [ LAUGHTER ]
THE PREVIOUS OWNERS MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY WILD BECAUSE WHEN THEY PULLED UP THE CARPET IN
THE BEDROOM, THEY FOUND A GIANT "TWISTER" BOARD. >> Steve: REALLY
[ LAUGHTER ] OOH, LA, LA. >> Jimmy: SOME MORE IMPORTANT
NEWS FROM THE UK DARIUS, THE WORLD'S LONGEST RABBIT, IS MISSING
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE WEIGHS 50 POUNDS. HERE HE IS
[ LAUGHTER ] WOW. WELL, THEY'VE PUT UP SOME
MISSING POSTERS FOR HIM. CHECK IT OUT THIS ONE SAYS, "MISSING --
THICC BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "MISSING --
THE FEASTER BUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, THIS ONE SAYS,
"MISSING -- THE VELVEETA RABBIT." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LAUGH AT THIS CRAP.
[ LAUGHTER ] GIVE ME A BREAK, MAN >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, THIS ONE
SAYS, "MISSING -- CINNABUNNY." [ LAUGHTER ] THE NEXT ONE SAYS, "MISSING --
OUT OF ENERGIZER BUNNY." >> Tariq: I ALREADY GOT A GRAMMY
BUT I'M ABOUT TO WIN AN OSCAR FOR THIS LAUGHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE THIS ONE SAYS "MISSING -- LOLA BUNNY'S BROTHER
GORGONZOLA BUNNY." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, THIS ONE SAYS,
"MISSING -- A SHETLAND PONY WITH LONG EARS." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, MAN. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST [ BLEEP ] WE'VE EVER DONE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"MISSING -- CHUBS BUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GLAD YOU GUYS ALL ENJOYED THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOO.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THIS MADE ME LAUGH. FACEBOOK MADE AN ERROR AND
REMOVED THE OFFICIAL PAGE FOR THE FRENCH TOWN VILLE DE BITCHE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ERROR IS BEING BLAMED ON A A CENSORING ALGORITHM BUT
A PRIME SUSPECT IS A FACEBOOK EMPLOYEE FROM THE NEIGHBORING TOWN HOLE D' ARSE.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS ON THE COMEDY SERIES "MOM" ON CBS, ALLISON JANNEY IS HERE
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, FROM THE AMC
SERIES "GANGS OF LONDON," SOPE DIRISU IS HERE. >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM POOH SHIESTY
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GUYS, LATELY
EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT NFTs, OR NON-FUNGIBLE TOKENS, WHICH ARE A POPULAR FORM OF
CRYPTO ART BUT NFTs CAN BE PRETTY CONFUSING AND THERE'S A LOT OF
MISINFORMATION OUT THERE SO I WANTED TO CLEAR THINGS UP. IT IS TIME FOR "FACT VERSUS
FICTION. >> Steve: OH
* FAC FACT OR FICTION * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LET'S GET STARTED. FIRST UP, FACT, NFT ARTWORK IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGE.
FICTION, BUT LIKE THE MONA LISA, ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS A SELFIE WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FACT, BEEPLE IS ONE OF THE
BIGGEST NFT ARTISTS. FICTION, THE OTHER TELETUBBIES ARE VERY JEALOUS
>> Steve: OH, IS BEEPLE ONE? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP WE HAVE,
FACT, NFTs ARE THE LATEST ETHEREUM-POWERED CRYPTOCURRENCY CRAZE.
FICTION, IF YOU REPEAT THAT SENTENCE TO YOUR GRANDFATHER, HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FICTION
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE, FACT, THE TOTAL VOLUME OF ALL TRADED NFTs IS AROUND $431 MILLION
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: FICTION, 95% OF THAT WENT TO THE TOP SELLER,
"DIGITAL DOGS PLAYING POKER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP WE HAVE, FACT, YOU CAN
PAY FOR NFTs WITH A VARIETY OF CRYPTOCURRENCIES FICTION, YOU CAN ALSO PAY FOR
NFTs WITH KOHL'S CASH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> Steve: I THINK THAT IS TRUE >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FACT,
DIGITAL ARTIST NURPLE AUCTIONED HIS MASTERPIECE "THE WIZARD'S TANGO" FOR A WHOPPING
$3 MILLION WORTH OF TRASHCOIN. [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO FACT, WE MADE UP THAT
ENTIRE LAST SENTENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"FACT VERSUS FICTION." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE
GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES.
FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. AND TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN OVER A YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO PICK PEOPLE FROM OUR IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP
SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS!"
* TIME TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ROOTS, YOU READY TO DO THIS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET'S PICK SOMEONE
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU?
COME ON. [ CHEERS ] ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HERE.
UP FRONT WITH THE RED, RIGHT THERE. VERY GOOD.
HELLO. >> HELLO >> Jimmy: HI, WHAT IS YOUR NAME
AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M CAROLINE FROM NEW YORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CAROLINE FROM THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, NEW YORK
>> YES >> Jimmy: CAROLINE, THE OSCARS ARE COMING UP.
IF YOU COULD ONLY WATCH ONE MOVIE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE
>> "LEGALLY BLONDE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU COULD HAVE SAID
ONE OF MY MOVIES BUT GOOD -- GOOD FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I MEAN "FEVER PITCH." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH TOO LATE
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT MOVIE WOULD YOU BE OKAY
WITH NEVER SEEING AGAIN? >> UM, "BOSS BABY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "BOSS BABY"? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY?
>> I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY?
WHY DID -- >> I CAN'T GET INTO IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THE CARTOON "BOSS BABY"? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> IT'S A LONG STORY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. FOR THIS FIRST ONE, LIL NAS X'S SONG "MONTERO" IS AT THE TOP OF
THE CHARTS CAN WE DO SOMETHING A LIL NAS X VIBE
QUEST? >> Questlove: OKAY *
* WELCOME TO MY JOB WHAT I SAID TO CAROLIN AND SHE WAS IN A POD LIK
YO ALL IN TOGETHER * * LEGALLY BLOND FOREVER EVER
FOREVER EVER OH NO YOU SEE ME WITH * * JIMMY AND THE
THAT'S ALREADY OLD NEW LIKE CNN I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE *
* LIKE THE MOVIE BOSS BAB AFTER HER EXPERIENCE CAROLINE AIN'T TRYIN
TO SEE IT AGAIN * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT. LET'S -- LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE
ROOTS -- RIGHT UP THERE. RIGHT THERE WITH THE GRAY AND BLACK ADIDAS SHIRT THERE
THERE YOU GO YEAH HOW IS IT GOING, BUDDY
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> HARWIN. H-A-R-W-I-N.
>> Jimmy: HARWIN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HARWIN, THERE'S A NEW
"SESAME STREET" DOCUMENTARY COMING UP ON APRIL 23rd CALLED "STREET GANG: HOW WE GOT TO
SESAME STREET. SO WITH THAT IN MIND, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ON
"SESAME STREET?" >> ELMO. WHO ELSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO ELSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S THE GUY, MAN NICE AND RED I LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
HE ACTUALLY SAID WHO ELSE? THEN HE SNORTED A LITTLE BIT I HEARD HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE SNORTED WHEN HE LAUGHED HE GOES --
[ SNORTING ] HE'S LAUGHING. HARWIN, IF THEY MADE A LIVE
ACTION MOVIE ABOUT ELMO, WHAT ACTOR WOULD PLAY HIM >> Jimmy: IT IS THE GIRL BEHIND
YOU WHO'S SNORTING >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, MY SISTER. >> Jimmy: OKAY NO PROBLEM
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE PLAY ELMO, YOUR SISTER? >> SO, I WOULD WANT -- WHAT'S
HIS NAME, CHRIS HEMSWORTH? IS THAT IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] CHRIS HEMSWORTH. CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO PLAY ELMO
I LOVE THIS. NOW FOR THIS NEXT ONE, ROOTS, CAN WE DO SOMETHING INSPIRED BY
THE "SESAME STREET" THEME? SOMETHING FUN? *
* HARWIN COME ON AND HANG WITH ME WITH M JIMINY STREET GANG
THE MO IS SPANISH FOR * * ELMO'S NAME BUT GUY SMILEY
HE WAS ALWAYS JIMMY'S FAVE AND IF AN ELMO MOVIE * * WAS EVER MADE
THEN BY CHRIS HEMSWORT HE SHOULD BE PLAYE YOU KNOW THE ROOTS CREW *
* AND WE CUT THE GRAD AND WE'RE HANGING ON JIMINY STREET *
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS GREAT
LET'S DO ONE MORE. [ CHEERS ] WHO WANTS TO GO?
YEAH, MAYBE -- YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY, CAN WE BRING A NEW MIC TO THE GIRL WHO WAS
SNORTING BEHIND HARWIN [ LAUGHTER ] THERE YOU GO
YEAH SOMETIMES YOU DON'T ASK FOR IT IT JUST COMES TO YOU
STAND UP THERE WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> WENDY
>> Jimmy: WENDY. I LOVE YOUR LAUGH, WENDY WENDY, WEED IS NOW LEGAL IN
NEW YORK NOT THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU. [ CHEERS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] AND 4/20 IS COMING UP. IF YOU GOT HIGH AND HAD THE
MUNCHIES, WHAT WOULD YOUR SNACK OF CHOICE BE >> OH, MY GOD, THE SPICY
CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM WENDY'S [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR BROTHER. YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR BROTHER. YOU ANSWERED, YOU DIDN'T EVEN
THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE JUST LIKE HARWIN.
OH, MY GOSH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM WENDY'S. THEY ARE GOOD.
I LIKE THEM. [ SNORTING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
WENDY, WHAT WOULD BE A FUN THING TO DO IN NEW YORK CITY WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
>> UH. GO TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: SOUNDS FRIGHTENING TO ME
BUT OKAY [ SNORTING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
SINCE IT'S THE LAST ONE, SINCE WE'RE TALKING WEED, CAN WE DO LIKE AN AFROMAN "BECAUSE I GOT
HIGH" TYPE OF MUSIC? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ SNORTING ] [ SNORTING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
* * WENDY NEVER USE TO WATCH THE SHO
UNLESS SHE WAS HIG THE SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS * * FROM WENDY'S IS WHAT SH
WANTS TO BUY GOING TO THE TOP OF TH EMPIRE STATE BUILDING *
* SHE'D LIKE TO TRY BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LIE THAT SOUNDS TERRIFYING
IF YOU WERE HIGH * [ SNORTING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT THANKS TO OUR AUDIENCE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANKS TO THE ROOTS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ALLISON JANNEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, GOLDEN GLOBE AND SEVEN-TIME EMMY WINNER,
STARRING ON THE HIT COMEDY SERIES "MOM" WHICH IS AIRING ITS EIGHTH AND FINAL SEASON
THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON CBS. HERE IS ALLISON JANNEY >> Jimmy: OH, I'M SO HAPPY
YOU'RE HERE. ALLISON JANNEY YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
>> JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> JIMMY, I CAN'T -- I MEAN, I
CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I'M FINALLY MEETING YOU THIS WAY BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M
DOING YOUR SHOW. AND I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN SO LONG TO -- TO
ASK FOR ME TO BE HERE? >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOUNDS SO BIZARRE TO ME.
I FEEL LIKE WE'VE HAD GREAT INTERVIEWS >> WE HAVE
>> Jimmy: HAVEN'T WE >> NO, WE HAVEN'T. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THIS IS OUR FIRST INTERVIEW TOGETHER >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, THIS IS
GOING TO BE MEMORABLE. >> I'M A VIRGIN. SO BE KIND
[ LAUGHTER ] AND GENTLE >> Jimmy: WE'LL NEVER FORGET
THIS DAY, APRIL 14th, 4-1-4. >> 4-1-4 IS OUR DATE WILL FOREVER BE IN OUR HEARTS.
>> I LOVE YOU. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
I'M A BIG FAN. AND YOU'RE FANTASTIC I WANT TO GET INTO SO MANY
THINGS BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "MOM. YOU WRAPPED UP, FINISHED
FILMING. THIS IS EIGHT SEASONS. THIS IS 170 EPISODES
IT'S GOT TO BE EMOTIONAL IS IT BITTERSWEET? WHAT IS IT
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S EVERYTHING AS EVERYTHING IS
IT'S NEVER ONE THING SOMETIMES I'D BE DRIVING ON THE LOT AND IT WAS LIKE, "OH, MY
GOD. THIS IS THE LAST MONDAY I'LL BE DRIVING ON THE
WARNER BROS. LOT AND I WAS FILMING MYSELF AND, OF COURSE, THAT ONE DAY IT
WAS A GUARD WHO DIDN'T KNOW ME SO IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "CAN I SEE YOUR ID?
>> Jimmy: HE RUINED THAT MOMENT >> AND I WAS LIKE, "IT'S ME!
YOU KNOW, AND NO, THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS BUT THEN I COME ON AND JUST
EVERYTHING WOULD MAKE ME CRY AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I'D COME ON AND FEEL LIKE, "I'M SO
EXCITED THIS IS ENDING I GET A NEW CHAPTER OF LIFE. IT WAS THE BIGGEST, YOU KNOW,
EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER RIDE. AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE WOULD BE SOBBING, AND I'D FEEL NOTHING.
AND I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?"
AND THEN THE NEXT -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- LITERALLY EVERYONE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY SAD. IT WAS SUCH A FAMILY WE HAD
THERE. SO WE'RE SAD WE'RE SAD WE'RE NOT COMING BACK
TO TELL MORE OF THESE STORIES, 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT.
AND YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GREAT WHEN YOU GET TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE BUT ALSO PUT SOMETHING
OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THAT HELPS DESTIGMATIZE SOMETHING LIKE RECOVERY AND MAKE IT MORE
APPROACHABLE TO PEOPLE, AND IT'S DONE SO MUCH FOR SO MANY PEOPLE
IT WAS JUST, I GET TONS OF LETTERS AND FANS COMING UP TO ME SO APPRECIATIVE OF WHAT THE
SHOW HAS DONE FOR THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT, BY THE WAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS -- IT IS -- IT IS GREAT WHEN YOU CAN DO BOTH
DID YOU STEAL ANY PROPS OR ANYTHING >> WELL, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND
ME - >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO ONE'S WATCHING
>> I DID -- I HAD TO, IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW I WAS WEARING A WIG.
AND I COME IN FOR THIS SEASON OF "MOM" AND THE PRODUCERS SEE ME LIKE THIS
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO -- YOU
SHOULD HAVE ASKED US BEFORE YOU DID THIS TO YOUR HAIR. AND I'M LIKE, "GUYS, I'VE BEEN
WEARING A WIG SINCE SEASON ONE. BUT NOBODY KNEW IT
SO, EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS IT NOW BUT -- SO THAT WIG IS COMING
WITH ME. AND A FEW PAIRS OF SWEAT PANTS 'CAUSE MY CHARACTER BONNIE
LOVED TO BE COMFORTABLE AS DOES ALLISON JANNEY SO, I TOOK A LOT OF THOSE -- A
A LOT OF SWEAT PANTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- DO YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO NEXT 'CAUSE YOU'VE DONE THEATER AND
YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK YOU'VE DONE MOVIES, YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
YOU DO DRAMA, YOU KNOCK IT -- SITCOM, KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK
WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU? >> WELL, I DECIDED TO, AS I LIKE TO DO ALL THE TIME,
WHATEVER I'VE DONE -- THE LAST THING I'VE DONE, I LIKE TO SHAKE IT UP AND DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SO, I'VE DECIDED, JIMMY, THAT I'M GOING TO GO DO AN ACTION
THRILLER MOVIE, AND I'M ABOUT TO START TRAINING WITH A FIGHT TRAINER TWO HOURS A DAY.
AND LEARN TO FIGHT TO KILL AND TO BE A BAD ASS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FEMALE DIRTY HARRY IN
THIS MOVIE CALLED "LOU" THAT I'M ABOUT TO START FILMING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW, ALREADY THE AUDIENCE IS INTO IT. I WANT TO SEE THIS
THIS IS FANTASTIC. >> YEAH. SAY A PRAYER THAT I SURVIVE IT,
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE - IT'LL BE PRETTY COOL
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT >> I HOPE SO
>> Jimmy: CAN I QUICKLY ASK, THE SLEEPING DOG BEHIND YOU, WHAT'S ITS NAME?
>> YES WELL, THAT'S DUTCH AND DUTCH IS MY PROTECTOR.
AND HE'S VERY INTERESTED IN OUR INTERVIEW, YOU CAN SEE HE'S JUST THRILLED
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PROTECTIVE DOGS.
YEAH >> OH, HE IS HE ACTUALLY -- HE'S A CATTLE
DOG. SO, HE LIKES TO NIP AT PEOPLE'S HEELS, WHICH IS NOT, YOU KNOW,
MOST GUESTS WHO COME INTO MY HOUSE, I GIVE THEM ANKLE GUARDS, SO THEY DON'T GET BIT
BY DUTCH BUT HE IS A SWEETHEART >> Jimmy: WELL, HE IS ALSO
MAKING HIS DEBUT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." SO THIS REALLY WILL BE A
A MEMORABLE -- I KNEW THIS INTERVIEW WOULD BE MEMORABLE IT'S YOU AND DUTCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I WISH THE OTHER DOGS WOULD COME HERE, BUT -
I GOT TWO MORE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT THEY'RE SHY >> Jimmy: ALLISON, CONGRATS ON
THE SUCCESS OF "MOM" AND EVERYTHING AND PLEASE COME ON THE SHOW
MORE OFTEN I'D LIKE TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S ALLISON JANNEY IN TOMORROW NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "MOM."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON THERE
>> I NEED TO HOLD ON TO THE LUMBER WHEN I MAKE A TURN AND I GOT A SPLINTER
I'M GONNA START WEARING GLOVES WHEN I DRIVE >> THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?
>> YEAH, MITTENS WOULD MAKE IT TOO HARD TO CHANGE THE RADIO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, PERHAPS THE TIME HAS COME TO BUY A TRUCK. >> OH, SHE CAN'T AFFORD
A TRUCK. >> WHOA. BONNIE JUST SAID WHAT THE VOICE
IN MY HEAD SAID AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. THAT MEANS MY VOICE IS IN YOUR
HEAD THAT'S A GOOD THING. THAT SAVES LIVES
>> I BET YOU CAN AFFORD IT YOU'RE VERY CHEAP, I MEAN, FRUGAL
>> ARE YOU OKAY? IS SHE HAVING A STROKE DO YOU SMELL TOAST
MORE " AM I HAVING A STROKE NO, WE'RE IN A DINER
[ LAUGHTER ]
STAY TUNED >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH ALLISON JANNEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW! ALLISON, YOUR SHOW "MOM" IS ABOUT A MOTHER-DAUGHTER
RELATIONSHIP SO IN HONOR OF THAT, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY SOMETHING FUN
WE ASKED PEOPLE ONLINE TO HELP US OUT BY SENDING IN SOME REAL TEXT EXCHANGES THAT THEY'VE HAD
WITH THEIR MOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I THOUGHT WE COULD READ
SOME OF OUR FAVORITES TOGETHER IT IS TIME FOR "DRAMATIC MOM TEXTS.
* DRAMTIC MOM TEXTS DRAMATIC MOM TEXTS *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL THESE TEXTS ARE REAL
FOR THE TEXTS, YOU'LL BE PLAYING THE MOM AND I'LL BE PLAYING THE SON OR DAUGHTER.
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD >> COPY THAT >> Jimmy: PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, GREAT HERE WE GO WE'LL BEGIN WHENEVER YOU'RE
NO, WE' >> OKAY. SWEETHEART, DON'T FORGET TO
UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER. DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOME WORK? WE HAVE TO GO TO YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING DAD AND I TALKED
WE'RE GOING TO BUY YOU A CAR NEXT MONTH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE? OMG, THANK YOU >> YEAH.
WERE GETTING MY TEXTS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] [ LA >> J
LET'S DO ANOTHER I'LL START >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: HI, MOM. >> WAVING HAND EMOJI [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> THUMBS UP EMOJI [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S FOR DINNER? >> PIZZA EMOJI [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU JUST >> DOODADS BOP USE THE ACTUAL EMOJIS?
SAD EMOJI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> J
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> WHAT'S THE SONG LIKE DOODADS BOP MAYBE BY THE JONAS BROTHERS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE >> DOODADS BOP [ LAUGHTER ]
ANDYIDONTKNOWWHEy PRTG N p*h* DOODA BOP DOODAD BOP, BOP, BOP DOODADS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IDONTSEEITANDYCOULDYOUBEBEMORESP
[ LAUGHT >> Jimmy: I D *
>> Jimmy: DOODADS BOP. ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: ALL RI
THIS TIME I'LL S >> Jimmy: MM-HMM >>
ANDYIDONTKNOWWHERETHESPACEBARIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S IN THE MIDDLE AT
THE BOTTOM >> OKAY. YEP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IDONTSEEITANDYCOULDYOUBEBEMORESP
[ LAUGHTER ] HALF WAY HOME. CLEARER I COULD BE
>> I FOUND IT. [ APPLAUSE ] *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO ANOTHER THIS TIME I'LL START
[ CHEERS AND A HERE WE GO >> OKAY.
WAIT ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: READY?
>> OKAY. >> LEAVING WALMART >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'LL
WHY, SWEETIE >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT ME TO >> OH DARN
BE THERE IN A BIT. >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ALLISON JANNEY
YOU CAN SEE THE FINAL SEASON OF CBS. >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE
BREAKOUT STAR OF THE AMC SERIES "GANGS OF LONDON," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 10:00 P.M
PLEASE WELCOME SOPE DIRISU
*
>> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES!
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE MAN. YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME,
MAN. I'M A BIG FAN. AND IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: I BECAME FAMILIAR WITH YOU A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THESE DARTS >> YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH
THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT
RESPONSIBILITY >> Jimmy: YEAH, ESPECIALLY WITH YOU AROUND
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO I ASKED TARIQ, 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING ON TV
I WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, TONIGHT. AND TARIQ TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE,
DUDE, "GANGS OF LONDON." I GO, "ALL RIGHT I DON'T REALLY KNOW IT."
SO I WATCHED THE SHOW. AND IT IS THE MOST VIOLENT SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN -
[ LAUGHTER ] -- IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFETIME
FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK GREAT IN A PEA COAT AND YOU'RE ROCKING THAT, THROUGH THE STREETS.
YOU'RE COOL. AND THEN YOU GO BACK INTO THIS BAR AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF
MY HEAD. YOU TAKE A GLASS AND YOU SHOVE IT INTO A MAN'S FACE, THEN TAKE
THAT MAN'S ACTUAL FACE AND SMASH IT ON THE BAR. DOUBLE SMASH
THEN YOU PUNCH ANOTHER DUDE. YOU GRAB ONE GUY'S LEG AND YANK HIM DOWN
YOU BREAK HIS LEG WHILE YOU'RE YANKING HIM. THEN YOU BRING AROUND THE
CORNER OF THE BAR AND YOU SNAP HIS LEG THE OPPOSITE WAY I GO, "YO!
YO!" I SCREAMED IN MY HOUSE I GOT TO PUT ON "BRIDGERTON"
FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH MAN, YOU MISSED THE BIT WHERE I MAKE A GUY FOLD IN HALF THE WRONG WAY AROUND
>> Jimmy: NO, I DID SEE THAT AS WELL AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE AND I HOPE TO NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.
YOU FLIPPED THE DUDE SO FAR THAT HE FOLDS HIS BODY IN HALF THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF
THE FIGHT, BY THE WAY. YOU CHASED PEOPLE DOWN THE ALLEY.
BUT, MAN, YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THAT THE WHOLE CAST IS GREAT.
BUT YOU'RE GREAT, MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU. AND IT'S FUNNY THAT WE MENTIONED THAT YOU HAD TO GO
WATCH "BRIDGERTON" STRAIGHT AFTER. BECAUSE REGE-JEAN PAGE IS
A FRIEND OF MINE, AND WE ACTUALLY STARTED ACTING TOGETHER LIKE TEN YEARS AGO
BACK WITH THE NATIONAL YOUTH THEATER. SO WHEN YOU MENTION BOTH SHOWS
AT THE SAME TIME, IT WAS JUST LIKE, AH IT'S LIKE A REALLY LOVELY
PARALLEL MOMENT FOR BOTH OF US >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL. YOU GUYS HAVE MADE IT.
FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN OR BEEN FRIGHTENED BY "GANGS OF LONDON," CAN YOU SET UP WHAT IT
IS AND WHO YOU PLAY? >> OKAY, COOL. SO, "GANGS OF LONDON" IS --
SHINES A LENS ON THE CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD OF LONDON BUT NOT IN A WAY THAT WE'VE
SEEN IT BEFORE LIKE WE'VE SEEN STREET LEVEL STUFF WITH TOUGH BOYS.
WE'VE SEEN LIKE EAST END COCKNEY GANGSTERS. BUT THIS IS A BIT MORE FAR
REACHING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AT THE TOP WHO ARE
DOING HUMAN TRAFFICKING, AND DRUG TRAFFICKING AND ARMS DEALS.
AND UNDERSTANDING HOW THOSE FAMILIES WORK EITHER TOGETHER OR AGAINST EACH OTHER.
WHEN MY CHARACTER COMES IN AS LIKE ONE OF THE STREET LEVEL GRUNTS WHO IS TRYING TO WORK
HIS WAY UP THE LADDER TO BECOME A MEANINGFUL PLAYER. BUT WHEN HE GETS TO THE TOP, HE
WANTS TO ENACT HIS MASTER PLAN AND IT'S BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS WITH HIM.
HE'S GOT THIS UH, ULTERIOR MOTIVE, LET'S SAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU PLAY IT SO WELL AND HONESTLY I FEEL FOR YOU AS A A CHARACTER.
YOU IMMEDIATELY BECAME MY FAVORITE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU BECAUSE
AT ONE POINT YOU'RE LIKE, OKAY, GOOD YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'S NOT GOING
TO GO BACK INTO THAT BAR AND THEN YOU JUST SEE, YOU DO SOME MATH IN YOUR BRAIN.
AND YOU'RE LIKE -- AND I GO, DON'T -- DON'T DO IT, MAN.
YOU'RE LIKE -- AND I GO, OH, MY GOD HAS YOUR FAMILY SEEN THIS?
>> OH, MAN IT'S FUNNY, WE BINGED THE WHOLE SERIES OVER LIKE TWO DAYS BACK
IN LONDON. AND WHEN IT COMES TO VIOLENCE, MY MUM IS NOT HAVING IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE NORMALLY DOESN'T FOLLOW ANY OF THAT STUFF.
BUT BECAUSE IT WAS ME, SHE WAS WATCHING IT. AND THERE'S ONE FIGHT SCENE
THAT COMES A LITTLE BIT LATER IN THE SERIES WHERE SHE'S LIKE GRIPPING MY SISTER'S HAND.
LIKE SCREAMING, "SOPE! SOPE, SOPE!" AS A SCREAM, BECAUSE MY
CHARACTER WAS IN DEEP PERIL. AND SHE HAD TO KEEP LIKE CHECKING THAT I WAS STILL OKAY
EVEN THOUGH I WAS SITTING NEXT TO HER IN THE ROOM >> Jimmy: IT'S A TV SHOW, MOM.
I'M JUST AN ACTOR. >> I SHOT THIS LIKE A YEAR AGO AND SHE IS PANICKING NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE IS SOPE DIRISU IN "GANGS OF LONDON. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* *
>> COME HERE WHERE IS HE? >> I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW.
>> [ BLEEP ] YOU WILL SEE YOUR VAN ARRIVE VERY QUICKLY, SCOOPED HIM UP
[ BLEEP >> WE CAN KEEP PLAYING GAMES BUT OUR GOAL IS TO TAKE YOU TO
SEAN SO WHO YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO
ME OR HIM? >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "BACK IN BLOOD" FROM
HIS DEBUT MIXTAPE "SHIESTY SEASON," HERE IS POOH SHIESTY FEATURING LIL DURK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
* SMURK BRR BRR TURN ME UP Y TURN ME UP Y
BRR BRR BRR * * I GOT MY OWN FIRE DON'T NEED SECURITY IN THE CLU
ALL THAT WOLFIN' ON A NI I THOUGHT YOU WAS A THUG * * I AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO GO
I SHOT UP EVERYWHERE THEY WAS YEAH YOU KNOW *
* WHO TOOK THAT COME GET IT BACK IN BLOO BRR BR
COME GET IT BACK IN BLOOD * * WE AIN'T MASK UP NO DODGER RICH KNOW WHO I
EXTORTIN' JUST LIKE TH 80s ONCE I'M BACK * * GET IT IN BLOOD
YEAH YOU KNOW WHO TOOK THAT FROM YO COME GET IT BACK IN BLOOD *
* IF YOUR KILLER AIN'T DEAD YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR NO R.I.P SHIRT
WE HAD 300 SHOTS UP IN THE * * CAR BEFORE WE PICKED UP YOU WHO AIN'T GOT GOIN
GO GRAB A GLIZZY GET ALERT SHIESTY G POST R.I.P AND * * AREAS THESE AREAS
IN THE DIR YOU GOTTA KNOW I GO TOO FAR *
* IT'S TWO O'S UP ON THIS HUNDRED ONE OF 'EM MIGHT STAND FOR O-BLOC
20 SOME SHOTS LEFT UP * * IN THE K 15 STILL I KEEP MY DOOR
UNLOCKED AND STO I LIKE GETTIN' ON FEET * * PARK THE CA
WE GET UP CLOSE DO HIM DIRTY AIN'T SHOWIN' LOVE 11,000 ALL ONES LEFT MY *
* RIGHT POCKET IN THE CLU THESE BLUE FACES UP ON M DIRTY I WENT GOT I
OUT THE MUD * * IF I TOOK SOM GET IT IN BLOO
I DON'T GIVE A 'BOUT WHAT WE WAS * * BRR
I DON'T NEED SECURIT IN THE CLU ALL THAT WOLFIN' ON A NI *
* I THOUGHT YOU WAS A THU I AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO G WHAT THEY WA
YEAH YOU KNOW * * WHO TOOK THAT COME GET IT BACK IN BLOO
BRR BR COME GET IT BACK IN BLOOD * * WE AIN'T MASK UP NO
DODGER RICH KNOW WHO I EXTORTIN' JUST LIKE TH 80s GET IT IN BLOOD *
* BACK IN BLOOD KILLED YOUR MANS YOU KEEP ON TALKIN
BETTER GET THAT IN * * GIVE MY SHAWTY AND 'E A DUB THEN THEY GON' WAL
INSIDE THE CLU HIT HIS LIL' WITH THAT * * SWITCH I BET THAT SWITC
SWITCH UP HIS NERVES INSIDE MY CITY LIL' BR PUT THEM IN THE MUD *
* YOU CAN'T COME BACK T YOUR HOOD HU HE WAS DISSIN'
ON MY COUSIN * * AND NOW HIS ALL I THAT WOOD HU
BOOK HIS I WIS HE WOULD COME * * V ROY POP UP OUT THAT CUT
WITH THAT NEW GLOC I WISH HE WOULD RU YO KEEP PLAYIN' *
* I'M REALLY IC POOH SHIESTY THAT'S MY DAWG BUT POOH YOU KNOW
I'M REALLY SHIESTY * * YOU TOLD ALL 'EM OT THAT YOU REALLY SLID
TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU GANG THEY REALLY DYIN' * * I GOT MY OWN FIRE DON'T
NEED SECURITY IN THE CLU ALL THAT WOLFIN' ON A NI I THOUGHT YOU WAS A THUG *
* I AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO GO I SHOT UP EVERYWHERE THEY WAS
YEAH YOU KNOW * * WHO TOOK THAT COME GET IT BACK IN BLOO
BR WE AIN'T MASK UP NO * * DODGER RICH
KNOW WHO IT WA EXTORTIN' JUST LIKE THE 80s *
* GET IT IN BLOOD YEAH YOU KNOW WHO TOOK THAT FROM YO
COME GET IT BACK IN BLOOD * * BRR COME GET IT BACK IN BLOO
BRR BRR * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ICE-T AND MIKE BIRBIGLIA ON THE
SHOW, AND STAND-UP FROM ORLANDO LEYBA. MY THANKS TO ALLISON JANNEY,
SOPE DIRISU, POOH SHIESTY, LIL DURK AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE