>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT,
PHOEBE ROBINSON, MUSICAL GUEST CELESTE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1440 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.
AND WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THIS IS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO SOME
NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVEN THOUGH VACCINATIONS ARE UP, STUDIES
SHOW THAT A LOT OF WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN DON'T WANT TO GET VACCINATED
AND NOW WHITE HOUSE IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO GET A VACCINE BY ADVERTISING ON
NASCAR, CMT AND "DEADLIEST CATCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT NASCAR, CMT AND "DEADLIEST CATCH.
BASICALLY LARRY THE CABLE GUY'S DVR. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH AND IF THIS PLAN FAILS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS JUST GONNA
INCLUDE THE VACCINE WITH EVERY PACK OF SLIM JIMS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I THINK "DEADLIEST CATCH" COULD ACTUALLY REACH CONSERVATIVES ALTHOUGH MORE CAREFUL VIEWERS
WILL BE LIKE, "BEFORE MAKING A A DECISION, I WANT TO A SECOND OPINION FROM THE "WICKED TUNA"
GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
THE WHITE HOUSE IS USING SHOWS LIKE "DEADLIEST CATCH" TO TRY AND REACH OUT TO VACCINE
HESITANT AMERICANS WHILE I WAS WATCHING TV LAST NIGHT AND I THINK THEY MAY BE
INVOLVED WITH ANOTHER SHOW AS WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
PUZZLE, PAT. >> GO AHEAD. >> GET THE VACCINE, YOU
[ BLEEP ] MORONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS FOUL LANGUAGE.
>> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN WATCHING TELEVISION FOR YEARS >> Steve: FOR A LONG TIME.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING - >> Jimmy: AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT
>> Steve: NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: THAT'S DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALSO A GOOD
MESSAGE. >> Steve: GOOD MESSAGING, YEAH STILL RUDE
>> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY, THE CDC AND FDA MADE
A BIG VACCINE ANNOUNCEMENT LISTEN TO THIS
ISSUED A JOINT STATEMENT
RECOMMENDING A PAUSE IN THE USE OF THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.
THEY ARE REVIEWING SIX REPORTED CASES OF A RARE TYPE OF BLOOD CLOT IN PEOPLE WHO HAVE
RECEIVED THE VACCINE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE RECOMMENDING A PAUSE
THEN ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN DUMPED WAS LIKE, "OH, BOY. WE KNOW WHAT PAUSE MEANS."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR JOHNSON
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. *
IT'S A FAMILY SHOW >> Steve: YEAH, JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
YEAH, THE VACCINE. WHAT DID YOU -- OH >> Jimmy: OH
>> Steve: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER I DON'T GO FOR THAT KIND OF
HUMOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS
OWNED BY THE SAME FAMILY WHO OWNS THE NEW YORK JETS, SO DON'T THINK OF THIS AS A PAUSE,
THINK OF IT MORE LIKE A 50-YEAR REBUILD. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND TODAY IF YOU HAD A JOHNSON & JOHNSON APPOINTMENT IN
NEW YORK, THEY GAVE OUT PFIZER INSTEAD. YEAH
IT'S LIKE GOING TO A RESTAURANT AND HEARING, "OH, WE'RE OUT OF COKE
IS DOM PERIGNON OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THE NEWS BROKE, DR. FAUCI
SPOKE AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND HAD THIS TO SAY TO PEOPLE WHO HAD RECENTLY RECEIVED THE
JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.
ANXIETY REACTION IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT WE KNOW SO
FAR, THERE HAVE BEEN SIX OUT OF THE 6.85 MILLION DOSES, WHICH IS LESS THAN ONE IN A MILLION.
>> Jimmy: YEAH FAUCI WAS LIKE, "BASICALLY THE ODDS ARE ABOUT THE SAME AS ME
GETTING DRAFTED INTO THE NBA." [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY FAUCI HAS A BETTER
CHANCE OF REPLACING REGE-JOHN PAGE IN "BRIDGERTON. [ CHEERS ]
YOU LIKE THAT IDEA >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A REALLY RARE EVENT IT'S LIKE SEEING A WORKING
SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE AT CVS >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW RARE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW RARE. >> Steve: THAT'S RARE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNALED YESTERDAY THAT HE'S WILLING TO
COMPROMISE WITH REPUBLICANS ON HIS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN. IN FACT, HE'S WILLING TO WORK
WITH REPUBLICANS ON ALL SORTS OF ISSUES. AND THEY'RE FINDING SOME PRETTY
INTERESTING WAYS TO COMPROMISE FOR EXAMPLE, BIDEN WANTS TO INVEST IN HIGH-SPEED TRAINS
WHILE REPUBLICANS WANT TO INCREASE MILITARY SPENDING SO THEIR COMPROMISE IS TO SEND
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE TO IRAQ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
NEXT COMPROMISE. BIDEN WANTS TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE OR REPUBLICANS
WANT TO WIN IN 2024. SO THE COMPROMISE IS TO PAY TRUMP 15 BUCKS AN HOUR NOT TO
RUN AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, BIDEN WANTS TO DECRIMINALIZE MARIJUANA, WHILE REPUBLICANS WANT TO EASE
TENSIONS WITH RUSSIA, SO NOW THEY PLAN TO GET STONED AND DRINK VODKA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT LEAST THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER
WELL, HERE'S SOME BUSINESS NEWS THE CEO OF UBER RECENTLY SAID
THE COMPANY COULD START DELIVERING WEED IF IT'S DECRIMINALIZED AT THE FEDERAL
LEVEL. AND UBER DRIVERS ARE LIKE, "RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO START
DELIVERING - [ LAUGHTER ] WEED
WHEN YOU SAY SO. [ LAUGHTER ] AS SOON AS YOU SAY SO, WE'RE
GOING TO START DISTRIBUTING DRUGS. WHEN -- YOU TELL US WHEN 'CAUSE
WE'RE MAKING A FINE LIVING NOW WE DON'T NEED TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP. SOON YOU CAN ORDER UBER WEED
AND UBER EATS AT THE SAME TIME AND HAVE THEM RACE [ LAUGHTER ]
CHECK THIS OUT I SAW THAT PINTEREST JUST ADDED NEW GUIDELINES TO ENCOURAGE ITS
USERS TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND KIND PINTEREST.
YEAH THEY MADE THE DECISION AFTER SOMEONE KEPT HARASSING PEOPLE
THROUGH QUILTS [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN
SO OUT OF CONTROL, OVER ON ETSY, THEY JUST STARTED A FIGHT CLUB
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY HERE'S A CRAZY STORY
USHER WAS BEING CRITICIZED FOR TIPPING DANCERS AT A LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB WITH FAKE MONEY THAT
HAD HIS FACE ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE CLUB SAID THAT IT
WASN'T TRUE, BUT SOMEONE FROM USHER'S TEAM DID LEAVE SOME OF THE MONEY BEHIND
TAKE A LOOK. THIS IS REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH IN USHER'S DEFENSE, GEORGE WASHINGTON DID THE SAME
THING ANYTIME HE WENT TO A A STRIP CLUB [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. USHER IS IN HOT WATER AFTER HE WENT TO A LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB
AND USED FAKE MONEY WITH HIS FACE ON IT BUT HE'S SAYING THE WHOLE THING
IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, SO HERE NOW ON THE PHONE TO DISCUSS THE SITUATION IS USHER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE USHER, ARE YOU THERE >> YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GREAT. SO -
>> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, IS
THAT RIGHT >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOW, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT THE FAKE MONEY WAS FOR A PROMO, BUT YOU
ACTUALLY DID PAY WITH REAL MONEY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I SEE. I BET IT FELT BAD WHEN PEOPLE WERE DRAGGING YOU ONLINE FOR NO
REASON >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU CALLED YOUR FRIEND LIL JON FOR HELP
WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU CALLED HIM? >> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I HOPE EVERYTHING GETS IRONED OUT THIS
WEEK AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, USHER.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THERE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALWAYS NICE TO GET THE LAST WORD IN. >> Steve: WOW YEAH -
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING.
I READ THAT A TEAM OF RESEARCHERS AT M.I.T. UNVEILED NEW FINDINGS THAT COULD LEAD TO
COMMUNICATION WITH SPIDERS IF THAT WORKS, THE SCIENTISTS WILL MOVE ON TO THEIR NEXT
TASKS, COMMUNICATING WITH A HUMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOU SEE, THE SPIDER -- THE SPIDER IS SORT OF PRETTY I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT PRETTY.
SPIDERS AREN'T PRETTY. YOU'RE PRETTY. BUT I MEAN -- I WOULDN'T SAY
THAT YOU ARE YOU CAN HAVE THE -- YOU COULD TAKE THE SPIDER IF YOU LIKE TO
I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE AND YOU STAY HERE IN THE LAB [ APPLAUSE ]
I HAVE TO SIT DOWN." FINALLY, I SAW THAT THE MOVIE "MAGIC MIKE" IS BEING TURNED
INTO A REALITY SHOW WHERE TEN MEN WILL UNDERGO A FULL BODY EVOLUTION AND COMPETE FOR THE
TITLE OF THE REAL MAGIC MIKE YOU KNOW, AFTER A YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC, I THINK WE'VE ALL
GONE THROUGH A FULL BODY EVOLUTION. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE THE PRESTIGIOUS TITLE OF THE REAL MAGIC MIKE AND THE GRAND
PRIZE OF ONE MILLION USHER BUCKS. >> YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SEASON TWO OF HIS YOUTUBE SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES APRIL 22nd
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT IS HERE >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PLUS FROM THE NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SHOW "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON,"
PHOEBE ROBINSON IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT
FROM CELESTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
HEY, GUYS, YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH BETTER?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT SURE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: TAKE A SEAT, USHER >> Jimmy: USHER, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO GET THE LAST WORD
>> Steve: ALWAYS >> Jimmy: USHER, ARE YOU OKAY WITH US DOING THIS BIT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIL JON? >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT IS TIME FOR "NEWS AND
IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
* NEWS AND IMPROVED *
>> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS
"MATSUYAMA WINS THE MASTERS. THAT HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY
LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "FRIEND CANCELS ZOOM HAPPY
HOUR." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TOO BAD.
LET'S CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO HERE THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS
"BIDEN UNVEILS BUDGET PROPOSAL." >> Steve: OH, GOSH
>> Jimmy: BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN
"FRIENDS INSIST BOTOX IS BARELY NOTICEABLE." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "ADDITIONAL STIMULUS CHECKS
DEBATED. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING COUPLE
SIGNS DINNER CHECKS TOGETHER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU WRITE THE TIP
NO, YOU WRITE THE TIP. NOW, YOU -- LET'S BOTH WRITE THE TIP.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "PUTIN ORDERS TALKS ON NEW TAX
INCENTIVES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "GUYS ASK DRUNK FRIEND ACROSS THE
TABLE IF HE'S OKAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: RIGHT ON
I'M GREAT. >> Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS "MERKEL DRAFTS NEW LAW."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN HEARS ABOUT USHER PAYING STRIPPERS WITH FAKE BILLS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "SANDERS BACKS UNION."
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN ENTERS 14th MINUTE OF TRYING TO GET BARTENDER'S ATTENTION.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'LL TRY - JUST ONE -
[ INDISCERNABLE SEX ON THE BEACH SEX ON THE BEACH
NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "ADMINISTRATION KICKS OFF COVID RELIEF TOUR.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN GOES VIRAL WITH BLINDFOLDED STAIR DESCENT CHALLENGE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SOCCER TEAMS PREPARE FOR
FINALS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN CHARGES PHONE FOR TWO HOURS,
REALIZES IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"NEWS AND IMPROVED." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * USHER, YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE
YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT BUT RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU.
WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS YOU HAVE
WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD.
AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME
SOMETHING GOOD."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SHOW ME
SHOW ME SOMETHIN GOOD * * SHOW ME SOMETHING
GOOD WHAT DID YOU SHOW ME *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M BRUCE, AND I'M FROM NORTH HAMPTON, PENNSYLVANIA.
>> Jimmy: HEY, ALL RIGHT WELCOME, BRUCE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BRUCE.
WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? >> I'M GOING TO PLAY "TAKE ME
OUT OF THE BALL GAME" BY SQUEEZING MY HANDS TOGETHER. OKAY
NOW, I NEED TO JUST TUNE UP HERE FOR A SECOND. >> Jimmy: SURE
* >> HERE WE GO. [ LAUGHTER ]
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BRUCE, I'M SO HAPPY YOU TUNED
UP, BRUCE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST.
HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> HI, THERE I'M GREG I'M FROM DENVER, COLORADO.
>> Jimmy: HEY, GREG. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OVER IN DENVER, COLORADO GREG, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US
>> WELL, I AM A LITTLE BIT OF A SPEED DRINKER. SO I HAVE A TIK TOK PAGE, AND I
DID THIS ONCE BEFORE I SAW THIS GUY, L.A. BEAST, HAD A WORLD RECORD FOR DRINKING
A 32-OUNCE JAR OF MAPLE SYRUP, THAT'S JUST ABOUT A LITER. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE RECORD OF
CHUGGING THAT? >> IT'S ABOUT TEN SECONDS. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OVER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO THE RECORD IS AROUND TEN
SECONDS. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT IT CAN WE GET OUR TIMER READY
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY. OKAY, GREG >> ALL RIGHT
SO I DID THIS WITH A STRAW JUST TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS. KIND OF AN INFORMAL RECORD
RIGHT HERE, SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND DO THE COUNTDOWN, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THREE, TWO, ONE, GO! *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH, HE CRUSHED IT [ BELL RINGING ]
DUDE, YOU CRUSHED THE RECORD WOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THAT, MAN. THAT'S GOT TO BE A WORLD RECORD
CONGRATS, BUDDY, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT JUST HAPPENED
THAT WAS AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM >> HI. MY NAME IS SOPHIE MORELLI.
I'M FROM MONACO. >> Jimmy: ALL THE WAY FROM MONACO
WOW. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU SO MUCH, SOPHIE, FOR COMING ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING
US >> I CAN IMITATE SEAGULLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN IMITATE SEAGULLS OKAY
HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU COULD DO THAT? >> WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT
THANK GOD I DID 'CAUSE I AM HERE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER >> JUST A MEMORY OF DOING IT I
THINK WAS A KID. AND MY VOICE CRACKED WHILE I WAS SINGING.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT SOUNDED LIKE A SEAGULL." AND I DID IT AGAIN
AND THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S WHEN I STARTED DOING IT AND THEN MY FRIENDS KEPT ASKING ME, "DO THE
SEAGULL. DO THE SEAGULL." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. FINE, I'LL GO ON 'THE TONIGHT
SHOW' AND DO A SEAGULL, OKAY." SOPHIE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, PLEASE DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF A
A SEAGULL. >> OKAY. [ SEAGULL NOISE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY, SOPHIE, THANK YOU
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU. NAILED IT.
LET'S MEET OUR LAST GUEST. HELLO, WELCOME WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM >> HI. I'M ITZA BENNIE, AND I'M FROM
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: YEAH SACRAMENTO
[ APPLAUSE ] ITZA BENNIE -- ITZA BENNIE, WHAT IS YOUR TALENT TONIGHT?
>> I MAKE A TRUMPET SOUND WITH MY MOUTH >> Jimmy: OKAY
THIS IS IT YOU JUST FIGURED THIS OUT JUST GROOVING TO A SONG
WERE YOU JAMMING OUT OR -- >> I ACTUALLY SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED "THE HEARTBREAK KID,"
AND THEY HAD A MARIACHI BAND AND I REMEMBER TRYING TO LIKE MAKE THAT SOUND EFFECT, AND IT
KIND OF HAPPENED AND THEN I PRACTICED IT A LITTLE MORE, AND I GOT IT TO
SOUND CLOSER AND CLOSER. AND THE REST IS HISTORY. >> Jimmy: COOL
CAN YOU PLAY US SOMETHING? >> YEAH, SURE. >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO.
[ TRUMPET SOUNDS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: YES! FANTASTIC! FANTASTIC!
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL TRUMPET OH, MY GOD THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. MY THANKS TO BRUCE, GREG, SOPHIE, AND ITZA BENNIE.
IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO
THETONIGHTSHOW.COM/SHOWMESOMETHI TO SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR TALENT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF "HIT RECORD," SEASON TWO OF HIS
EMMY-WINNING SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES ON YOUTUBE ON APRIL 22nd.
HERE IS JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE IT.
COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO
THE SHOW, BUD. >> ALWAYS GOOD TO BE HERE, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE COMING ALL THE WAY FROM NEW ZEALAND, SO I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?
>> IT'S THE MORNING. I JUST DROPPED OFF MY BOY AT SCHOOL
>> Jimmy: NO WAY >> TOMORROW MORNING. I'M LIVING IN THE FUTURE
>> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THE FUTURE >> MAN, IT'S GOOD.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, I FEEL JUST SO LUCKY I ALMOST FEEL GUILTY TALKING
ABOUT IT SOMETIMES 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NEW ZEALAND IS ONE OF, LIKE, ONLY TWO
COUNTRIES IN THE YEAR THAT'S JUST CONTAINED THE PANDEMIC. THERE AREN'T CASES HERE.
AND I CAME HERE FOR WORK, LUCKILY, AND IT'S HARD YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY SO MUCH OF
THE WORLD IS GOING THROUGH SUCH A HARD TIME AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK AND DYING, AND
HERE WE ARE, AND I GET TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND NOT WEAR A MASK
LIKE I SAID, I JUST DROPPED MY BOY OFF AT SCHOOL. LIKE, I FEEL REALLY LUCKY.
I HONESTLY HAVE TO HAND IT TO PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY THEY HAVE AN AMAZING LEADER,
JACINDA ARDERN, WHICH BY THE WAY, I DON'T THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT, YOU KNOW,
A COUNTRY LED BY A WOMAN HANDLED IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND ALSO, YOU KNOW - YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO WISH
YOU A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SINCE I LAST TALKED YOU, YOU TURNED 40.
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: 40 IS A BIG DEAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: HOW DOES 40 FEEL TO
YOU? >> I LOVE IT, MAN. I'M DEFINITELY HAPPIER IN MY
40s THAN I'VE EVER BEEN. I MENA, I'VE ONLY BEEN IN MY 40s FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW
BUT, YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I ALWAYS JUST WANTED TO BE OLDER, LIKE I
ALWAYS FELT I LOOKED TOO YOUNG OR I WAS -- I LOOKED LIKE A KID SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T TAKE ME
SERIOUSLY. ACTUALLY, MY WIFE WAS JUST TALKING TO A FRIEND OF HERS,
AND HER FRIEND WAS, LIKE, "OH, I JUST SAW JOE IN THIS MOVIE ON TV, IT WAS THIS REALLY CUTE
MOVIE. MY WIFE WAS, LIKE, "OH, WHAT WAS IT?"
AND SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, HE WAS YOUNG HE WAS PROBABLY LIKE, I DON'T
KNOW, 10 OR 11 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WHAT WAS IT?
AND IT TURNED OUT THE MOVIE WAS "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH, YOU KNOW, I WAS 17 IN THAT MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE -- >> MY WIFE'S FRIEND I THOUGHT I WAS-- LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS
10 OR 11 IN IT >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW BABY JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
'CAUSE YOU POSTED THIS YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR OVER 30 YEARS
AND HERE'S YOU, ONE OF YOUR FIRST GIGS [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
I MEAN, STOP IT. WHAT A CUTE KID. COME ON.
HERE YOU ARE YOU'RE 17 HERE AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU PLAY -- YOU WERE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU PLAYED
BULLY NUMBER TWO ON "FAMILY TIES." >> MM-HMM.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A BREAKOUT ROLE WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM BULLY
NUMBER TWO IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, "FAMILY TIES" WAS WHERE MICHAEL J. FOX
REALLY BROKE OUT, AND THEN HE DID "BACK TO THE FUTURE" AND THEN BECAME MICHAEL J. FOX
I REMEMBER WE ALL JUST LOOKED UP TO HIM SO MUCH, THIS WHOLE CLASSROOM FULL OF YOUNG ACTORS
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND HE COULD HAVE EASILY NOT CARED.
BUT HE DID HE TOOK THE TIME TO TALK TO US, ENCOURAGE US, AND BE REALLY
POSITIVE WITH US AND I ACTUALLY GOT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE
YEARS LATER. AND MAN-TO-MAN, LIKE, "DUDE, I WAS 7 ON YOUR SET AND YOU MADE
A DIFFERENCE TO ME, LIKE YOU INSPIRED ME AND ENCOURAGED ME AND YOU SHOWED THAT, LIKE, AN
ACTOR ON A SET CAN -- DOESN'T HAVE TO BE, LIKE, A STUCK-UP ATOR BUT CAN BE A DOWN TO
EARTH POSITIVE GUY, WITH KIDS WHO HAS TIME FOR EVERYBODY." IT MEANT A LOT
AND I STILL REMEMBER IT. AND HE'S JUST THE SWEETEST GUY, MICHAEL J. FOX
>> Jimmy: GO MICHAEL J. FOX. I LOVE THAT STORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR TELLING THAT STORY. THAT'S AWESOME
BUDDY, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT "HIT RECORD" BECAUSE - >> YOU WERE, LIKE, THE FIRST
SUPPORTER OF "HIT RECORD." MAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A LONG TIME AND YOU WERE ALWAYS
SO SUPPORTIVE. >> Jimmy: CUT TO LAST YEAR, YOU DO A LIMITED -- YOU DO A SERIES
CALLED "CREATE TOGETHER," A YOUTUBE SERIES, AND IT WINS AN EMMY.
CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, MAN
>> Jimmy: CAN WE EXPLAIN TO FOLKS, LIKE, HOW IT WORKS OR HOW DID YOU EVEN COME UP WITH
THE YOUTUBE SHOW >> "HIT RECORD" IS JUST A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DO EXACTLY THAT
THEY CREATE THINGS TOGETHER, ART OF ALL KINDS, SHORT FILMS OR MUSIC OR WRITING OR
ANYTHING YOU KNOW, SO MUCH ONLINE, ART AND CREATIVITY, CAN BE ABOUT,
"HEY, WORLD, LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I MADE. AND THAT'S GREAT
BUT ON "HIT RECORD," IT'S LESS ABOUT "LOOK AT ME" AND IT'S MORE ABOUT WHAT CAN DO IF WE
COLLABORATE? WHAT CAN WE MAKE TOGETHER? AND SO PEOPLE START PROJECTS
AND THEY JOIN EACH OTHER'S PROJECTS AND BUILD ON EACH OTHER AND THEY REMIX EACH OTHER
AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF COOL THINGS TOGETHER. AND THAT ENDED UP BEING THIS
NECESSITY FOR ME LAST YEAR 'CAUSE I WAS STUCK INSIDE AND TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD
STRAIGHT, ISOLATING DURING THE PANDEMIC AND JUST DOING SOMETHING
CREATIVE AND GETTING TO DO IT COLLABORATIVELY WITH OTHER PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD HELP
ME FEEL CONNECTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN A REAL POSITIVE WAY, HELPED ME SOMETIMES TAKE MY
MIND OFF THE SCARY THINGS THAT WERE HAPPENING AND JUST STAY POSITIVE
BUT NOW I GET TO COME ON YOUR SHOW AND TELL PEOPLE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING, LIKE,
WE'RE MAKING THIS SHOW TODAY YOU CAN GOT TO "HIT RECORD" AND GET INVOLVED IN PROJECTS
WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW RIGHT NOW. ANYBODY OUT THERE, IF YOU'RE AN
ARTIST OR EVEN IF YOU DON'T REALLY CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ARTIST, THERE'S LOTS OF LITTLE
CREATIVE PROMPTS, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, SUPER SKILLED OR PRACTICED
YOU CAN JUST DIP YOUR TOE AND GET STARTED. LIKE, THAT'S A LOT OF THE POINT
OF IT FOR ME IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO CAN BE THE GREATEST ARTIST.
IT'S ABOUT LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER >> Jimmy: HERE'S A PEEK AT
SEASON TWO OF "CREATE TOGETHER." IT'S HAPPENING NOW
TAKE A LOOK.
* NOW LET ME SEE YO BLESS THE WATE
LIKE THE WATER BLESSES YOU * *
>> I'M GOING TO SING ON THE SHOW I WANT YOU TO COME ALONG AND
SING WITH ME >> GO. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO GREAT.
CONGRATS AGAIN JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT >> THANK YOU
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOE AND I ARE DOING
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOW, IT'S TIME FOR JOE AND I TO
DO THE "FACE IT CHALLENGE. NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS EACH ROUND I'LL DRAW A CARD,
WHICH WILL TELL US WHAT FACE WE BOTH HAVE TO MAKE. WE'LL LOOK IN OUR MIRRORS, MAKE
OUR FACES, THEN REVEAL THEM ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE'LL STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR
TEN SECONDS WHILE TRYING TO HOLD OUR FACES THE FIRST PERSON TO CRACK
A SMILE, LAUGH, OR BREAK THE FACE LOSES LET'S SEE WHAT OUR FIRST FACE
IS HERE WE GO OKAY
WE HAVE TO DO THE -- A BAD DRIVER'S LICENSE PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE A MOMENT AND WE'LL TAKE A MOMENT AND MAKE OUR FACES BEHIND OUR
MIRRORS. A BAD DRIVER'S LICENSE PHOTO AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
WE'LL REVEAL ONE, TWO, THREE. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BELL RINGS ] * [ APPLAUSE ]
OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THIS NEXT FACE WE HAVE TO MAKE --
THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST DOG >> THESE ARE GOOD. THE WRITERS UPPED THEIR GAME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THE WRITERS ARE ON FIRE, MAN THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST DOG
HERE WE GO GET READY. >> OKAY.
OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ BUZZER ]
YOU GOT A PROP A HAD A STICK -- FINGER STICK. >> OH, YEAH, MAN
WAS IT A STICK I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE'S HAND
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RUSTY, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT HAND
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS IS GOOD LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE
THIS ONE IS DEAD EYES. >> DEAD EYES >> Jimmy: DEAD EYES.
>> LIKE DEAD, LIKE, I'M PLAYING THE CORPSE ON "NCIS?"? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
IT THIN JUST LIKE -- THERE WAS THAT MOVIE, THE ROLLER COASTER, THE SANTA CLAUS ROLLER COASTER,
THE SANTA EXPRESS, MAYBE "POLAR EXPRESS." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THE EYES IN THAT ONE
SO ALL THE PEOPLE'S EYES WERE A LITTLE OFF SO, GET IN THAT HEAD SPACE
>> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY? THREE, TWO, ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE FACE! THAT WAS THE FACE ALL THE KIDS
HAD. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU SAW THAT FIL
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET'S DO THE LAST AND FINAL
ROUND. THIS ONE IS WORTH A MILLION POINTS
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THIS IS GOOD
BASS PLAYER FEELING THE GROOVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: BASS FACE, BASICALLY BASS FACE. BASS PLAYER FEELING THE GROOVE
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THE ACCOMPANIMENT THE ACCOMPANIMENT. >> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT,
EVERYBODY! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SEASON TWO OF HIS
YOUTUBE SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES APRIL 22nd GET INVOLVED WITH THAT
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK >> THANKS SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR SHE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED
"DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON. WHICH AIRS FRIDAYS AT
11:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL PLEASE WELCOME PHOEBE ROBINSON YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON NOW.
WELCOME. WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO
OUR SHOW, PAL. I APPRECIATE IT. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: PHOEBE, THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME ON OUR SHOW SINCE THE PANDEMIC
WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER THROUGH DIFFERENT STAGES OF THE QUARANTINE
HOW ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? >> I'M OVER IT, JIMMY.
I WANT TO GET OUT, OKAY? >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY I GET IT
>> I WANT TO GO TO A CONCERT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SMELL SOME B.O.
I DON'T CARE WHO'S PLAYING OKAY, IT CAN CHUMBAWAMBA I WANT TO BE OUT IN THESE
STREETS. I'M DONE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DONE.
OKAY I GOT YOU. OKAY, I HEAR YOU
I SAW YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THAT MADE ME LAUGH YOU SAID, "I JUST WANT EVERYONE
TO KNOW THAT THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING WHEN IT'S TIME TO GET MY VACCINE."
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. OOH-LA-LA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> LOOK AT THOSE TINY BOOBIES JUST OUT AND PROUD LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: PHOEBE I HEARD THAT YOU -- YOU GOT YOUR FIRST SHOT THIS WEEKEND
CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IS THIS WHAT YOU ENDED UP WEARING >> NO.
JIMMY, YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW I DID NOT BRING IT I WAS LOOKING LIKE A HOT-ASS
MESS I WAS IN DRAW STRING JEANS AND MOM SNEAKERS
I DIDN'T HAVE A WIG ON IT WAS A HOT MESS. YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUDDY, YOU'RE DOING SO MANY COOL THINGS.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE I HIT ALL THE BASES HERE THIS FIRST THING I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT, IS YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOOK COMING OUT THIS FALL, AND YOU POSTED THE COVER
HERE YEAH IT SAYS "PLEASE DON'T SIT ON MY
BED IN YOUR OUTSIDE CLOTHES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES
YES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR THIRD BOOK HERE.
HAS THE PROCESS GOTTEN ANY EASIER >> IT HAS.
I FEEL LIKE WHEN I WROTE MY FIRST BOOK I WAS -- EVERY DAY I WAS, LIKE, CLAIRE DANES IN
"HOMELAND. I WAS JUST CRYING. IT WAS UGLY.
IT WAS NOT CUTE. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD
AND THE TITLE IS "A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO PEOPLE TO WHITE PEOPLE TO NOT SIT ON
MY BED AFTER YOU'VE BEEN ON A SUBWAY." >> Jimmy: SOMEONE IS PASSING
OUT IN OUR AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW. I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS SOUND, BUT WHEN YOU SAID -- "OH, BOY.
>> A WHITE - >> Jimmy: A WHITE YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GREAT TO HEAR THAT LAUGH. GOSH, I'VE MISSED THE LAUGHS SPEAKING OF THE LAUGHS, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO HIT A STAND-UP MILESTONE. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OWN SPECIAL
ON HBO PHOEBE ROBINSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S A HUGE DEAL, BUD!
PHOEBE - >> THANK YOU I THANK YOU.
I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO PUMPED UP I'VE BEEN DOING STAND UP FOR
13 YEARS AND I'M GLAD THAT I'M FINALLY REACHING THIS MILESTONE.
I'M PINCHING MYSELF EVERY DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU BUD
GOOD FOR YOU, I LOVE 'EM SO EXCITED FOR YOU I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
SHOW THIS IS "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON" ON COMEDY
CENTRAL. YOU INTERVIEW CELEBRITIES, AND YOU'RE -- WHILE ALSO LEARNING
A NEW SKILL. >> YEAH, SO BASICALLY I CAME UP WITH THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M
A TYPE-A WORKAHOLIC AND HAVE, LIKE, NO SKILLS. I CAN'T DRIVE.
I CAN'T COOK I CAN'T START A FIRE LIKE, IF THIS WAS LIKE THE
MOVIE "A QUIET PLACE" I WOULD JUST MAKE A BUNCH OF NOISE SO I WOULD GET KILLED SO EVERYONE
ELSE CAN SURVIVE [ LAUGHTER ] UM, AND SO WITH THIS SHOW, I
JUST KIND OF WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE, BAKING, SOME SORT OF MORE
PHYSICAL STUFF RIDING A HORSE WITH WHITNEY CUMMINGS
AND IT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN I'M DEFINITELY LEARNING A LOT OF NEW SKILLS.
>> Jimmy: WE DO THAT ON OUR SHOW, TOO, WE PLAY GAMES WITH CELEBRITIES JUST SO YOU SEE
A DIFFERENT SIDE AND YOU DO GET IN THERE. I ACTUALLY LIKE -- YOU DO
A THING CALLED "THREE BIG QUESTIONS" OR THREE -- >> YES
>> Jimmy: BQs. >> THREE BQs >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING
INTERESTING ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW STYLE. THAT WE'VE NOT TRIED ON THE
SHOW, BUT -- YOU SPOON WITH YOUR GUESTS. >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT --
YES, YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES AS AN EXCUSE TO SORT OF BE CLOSE WITH A HOT GENTLEMAN THAT I
WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE WITH IN REAL LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT'S JUST REALLY GREAT. WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, BEING HELD,
LIKE, YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. AND SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE FUNNY, AND SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE
VULNERABLE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I CAN'T SPOON PEOPLE WHEN THEY
COME ON THE SHOW NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES, YOU CAN. >> Jimmy: I CANNOT >> YOU'VE CAN SPOON
MICHELLE OBAMA >> Jimmy: NO, I CANNOT SPOON MICHELLE OBAMA
ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU CAN. NO
YOU CAN. I DO WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S PHOEBE ROBINSON AND
KEVIN BACON IN THIS WEEK'S "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SO MAYBE JUST A LITTLE SIDESTEP, YOU KNOW, KIND OF
SHIMMY START MOVING - >> BUT WHEN WHAT DO I GRAB
ONTO I'M JUST HOLDING THE ROPE? >> YEAH.
JUST HOLD ONTO THE ROPE. AND HOLD ON TIGHT -- >> NO, THE -
>> ONE OF MY HOOFS JUST FELL KEVIN. >> OH, NO.
CAUSE WE HAVE TO START AGAIN >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DEAL THAT IF I FALL OFF THIS, I'M
NOT GETTING BACK ON, AND IT'S FINE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY
CIVIL RIGHTS MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. FOUGHT SO I COULD SAY, "NO," TO WHITE
NONSENSE WHENEVER I WANT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE I LOVE YOU PHOEBE ROBINSON.
"DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON" AIRS FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON COMEDY
CENTRAL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM CELESTE
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG.
PERFORMING "LOVE IS BACK" FROM HER ALBUM "NOT YOUR MUSE," HERE'S CELESTE
* * * LOVE IS BAC
LOVE IS BACK FOR A MOMENT * * THERE IT GOES
TURN AROUN NEXT THING YOU KNOW * * LOVE IS BAC
OH MY GO I FEEL SO BORED * * I'M STARTIN' TO REALIZE
THAT ALL THE BOYS THAT I FIN ARE ALL TROUBLE * * I TOLD MY MOTHE
SHE SAID GIR GET YOUR GLASS FULL * * SO I DID AND I SA
YO I SAW YOU GLEAMIN' * * ACROSS THE SCEN
ACROSS THE ROO IT'S ALL IN YOU * * I NEED THE MEANIN
WHEN I SEE IT ALL IN YOU LOVE IS BACK * * LOVE IS BAC
FOR A MOMENT THERE IT GOES * * TURN AROUND
NEXT THING YOU KNO LOVE IS BACK * * HALLELUJA
IT'S NICE TO KNOW YO IT'S SO PECULIAR * * HOW YOU'VE COME
AND CHANGED MY MIN I FALL HEAD FIRST * * I HOPE IT DOESN'T HUR
WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE 'CAUSE I KNOW MINE * * AND IT'S YO
FOOLISH OF M TO SAY THESE THINGS * * BUT I WANT TO
I KNOW IT'S ALL IN YOU DON'T NEED A REASON * * WHEN I SEE IT ALL IN YO
LOVE IS BACK LOVE IS BACK * * FOR A MOMEN
THERE IT GOE TURN AROUND * * NEXT THING YOU KNOW
LOVE IS BACK MIGHT BE FOOLISH * * OR OUT MY MIN
MUST'VE SAID I A THOUSAND TIMES * * CAN'T BE LYIN
IF I SEE THE TRUTH I KNOW WHO * * AND I LOOK AT YOU
MIGHT BE TOO YOUNG TO REALIZ IF THERE'S A MOUNTAIN * * I SHOULD'VE CLIMBED I
LOVE LOVE IS BACK * * LOVE IS BAC
ONE THING I KNOW I KNOW LOVE IS BACK * * AND I KNO
THAT LOVE IS BAC LOVE IS BACK * * OH LOVE IS BACK
OH LOVE IS BACK * * >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT.
ALLISON JANNEY WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOPE DIRISU AND POOH SHIESTY
WILL BE ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT, PHOEBE ROBINSON -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CELESTE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOSEPH GORDON-LEVIT,
PHOEBE ROBINSON, MUSICAL GUEST CELESTE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1440 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.
AND WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THIS IS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimm: LET'S GET TO SOME
NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVEN THOUGH VACCINATIONS ARE UP, STUDIES