1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,316 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:22,288 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,958 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT, 4 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:33,767 PHOEBE ROBINSON, MUSICAL GUEST CELESTE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:42,308 >> Questlove: 1440 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:44,644 --> 00:01:04,931 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,567 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. 8 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,637 THANK YOU. AND WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 9 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,139 THIS IS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 10 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:16,576 THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO SOME 11 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:20,580 NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVEN THOUGH VACCINATIONS ARE UP, STUDIES 12 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,617 SHOW THAT A LOT OF WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN DON'T WANT TO GET VACCINATED 13 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:30,123 AND NOW WHITE HOUSE IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO GET A VACCINE BY ADVERTISING ON 14 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:36,096 NASCAR, CMT AND "DEADLIEST CATCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,599 THAT'S RIGHT NASCAR, CMT AND "DEADLIEST CATCH. 16 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:44,637 BASICALLY LARRY THE CABLE GUY'S DVR. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,807 YEAH AND IF THIS PLAN FAILS, THE WHITE HOUSE IS JUST GONNA 18 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:52,112 INCLUDE THE VACCINE WITH EVERY PACK OF SLIM JIMS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,415 I THINK "DEADLIEST CATCH" COULD ACTUALLY REACH CONSERVATIVES ALTHOUGH MORE CAREFUL VIEWERS 20 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:59,519 WILL BE LIKE, "BEFORE MAKING A A DECISION, I WANT TO A SECOND OPINION FROM THE "WICKED TUNA" 21 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:04,057 GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 22 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,861 THE WHITE HOUSE IS USING SHOWS LIKE "DEADLIEST CATCH" TO TRY AND REACH OUT TO VACCINE 23 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,931 HESITANT AMERICANS WHILE I WAS WATCHING TV LAST NIGHT AND I THINK THEY MAY BE 24 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,833 INVOLVED WITH ANOTHER SHOW AS WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 25 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,640 PUZZLE, PAT. >> GO AHEAD. >> GET THE VACCINE, YOU 26 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,542 [ BLEEP ] MORONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH! 27 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,880 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN 28 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,115 ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN 29 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,151 ANYTHING LIKE THAT >> Steve: I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS FOUL LANGUAGE. 30 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,653 >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN WATCHING TELEVISION FOR YEARS >> Steve: FOR A LONG TIME. 31 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,955 I'VE BEEN WATCHING - >> Jimmy: AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT 32 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,091 >> Steve: NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 33 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,093 >> Steve: THAT'S DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALSO A GOOD 34 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,429 MESSAGE. >> Steve: GOOD MESSAGING, YEAH STILL RUDE 35 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:46,232 >> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY, THE CDC AND FDA MADE 36 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:47,434 TODAY, THE CDC AND FDA MADE A BIG VACCINE ANNOUNCEMENT LISTEN TO THIS 37 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:53,940 ISSUED A JOINT STATEMENT 38 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:58,211 RECOMMENDING A PAUSE IN THE USE OF THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE. 39 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:02,515 THEY ARE REVIEWING SIX REPORTED CASES OF A RARE TYPE OF BLOOD CLOT IN PEOPLE WHO HAVE 40 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:07,187 RECEIVED THE VACCINE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE RECOMMENDING A PAUSE 41 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,390 THEN ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN DUMPED WAS LIKE, "OH, BOY. WE KNOW WHAT PAUSE MEANS." 42 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:15,295 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR JOHNSON 43 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:20,066 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. * 44 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,168 IT'S A FAMILY SHOW >> Steve: YEAH, JOHNSON & JOHNSON. 45 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:26,973 YEAH, THE VACCINE. WHAT DID YOU -- OH >> Jimmy: OH 46 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:32,345 >> Steve: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER I DON'T GO FOR THAT KIND OF 47 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:37,083 HUMOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS 48 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:41,421 OWNED BY THE SAME FAMILY WHO OWNS THE NEW YORK JETS, SO DON'T THINK OF THIS AS A PAUSE, 49 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:44,290 THINK OF IT MORE LIKE A 50-YEAR REBUILD. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:54,234 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND TODAY IF YOU HAD A JOHNSON & JOHNSON APPOINTMENT IN 51 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,103 NEW YORK, THEY GAVE OUT PFIZER INSTEAD. YEAH 52 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,040 IT'S LIKE GOING TO A RESTAURANT AND HEARING, "OH, WE'RE OUT OF COKE 53 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:07,480 IS DOM PERIGNON OKAY?" [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THE NEWS BROKE, DR. FAUCI 54 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,550 SPOKE AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND HAD THIS TO SAY TO PEOPLE WHO HAD RECENTLY RECEIVED THE 55 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,084 HAD THIS TO SAY TO PEOPLE WHO HAD RECENTLY RECEIVED THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE. 56 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:19,192 ANXIETY REACTION IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT WE KNOW SO 57 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:25,632 FAR, THERE HAVE BEEN SIX OUT OF THE 6.85 MILLION DOSES, WHICH IS LESS THAN ONE IN A MILLION. 58 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:29,602 >> Jimmy: YEAH FAUCI WAS LIKE, "BASICALLY THE ODDS ARE ABOUT THE SAME AS ME 59 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:34,174 GETTING DRAFTED INTO THE NBA." [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY FAUCI HAS A BETTER 60 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,645 CHANCE OF REPLACING REGE-JOHN PAGE IN "BRIDGERTON. [ CHEERS ] 61 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,915 YOU LIKE THAT IDEA >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 62 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:45,652 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A REALLY RARE EVENT IT'S LIKE SEEING A WORKING 63 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,821 SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE AT CVS >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW RARE. 64 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:51,958 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW RARE. >> Steve: THAT'S RARE. 65 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,495 >> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNALED YESTERDAY THAT HE'S WILLING TO 66 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:59,499 COMPROMISE WITH REPUBLICANS ON HIS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN. IN FACT, HE'S WILLING TO WORK 67 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,736 WITH REPUBLICANS ON ALL SORTS OF ISSUES. AND THEY'RE FINDING SOME PRETTY 68 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:09,576 INTERESTING WAYS TO COMPROMISE FOR EXAMPLE, BIDEN WANTS TO INVEST IN HIGH-SPEED TRAINS 69 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:14,280 WHILE REPUBLICANS WANT TO INCREASE MILITARY SPENDING SO THEIR COMPROMISE IS TO SEND 70 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:19,119 THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE TO IRAQ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 71 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,854 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 72 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:25,225 NEXT COMPROMISE. BIDEN WANTS TO RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE OR REPUBLICANS 73 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:30,363 WANT TO WIN IN 2024. SO THE COMPROMISE IS TO PAY TRUMP 15 BUCKS AN HOUR NOT TO 74 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:35,935 RUN AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:40,940 AND FINALLY, BIDEN WANTS TO DECRIMINALIZE MARIJUANA, WHILE REPUBLICANS WANT TO EASE 76 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,877 TENSIONS WITH RUSSIA, SO NOW THEY PLAN TO GET STONED AND DRINK VODKA. 77 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:49,783 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AT LEAST THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER 78 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:53,286 WELL, HERE'S SOME BUSINESS NEWS THE CEO OF UBER RECENTLY SAID 79 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,890 THE COMPANY COULD START DELIVERING WEED IF IT'S DECRIMINALIZED AT THE FEDERAL 80 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:02,629 LEVEL. AND UBER DRIVERS ARE LIKE, "RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO START 81 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,131 DELIVERING - [ LAUGHTER ] WEED 82 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:09,936 WHEN YOU SAY SO. [ LAUGHTER ] AS SOON AS YOU SAY SO, WE'RE 83 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:18,078 GOING TO START DISTRIBUTING DRUGS. WHEN -- YOU TELL US WHEN 'CAUSE 84 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,347 WE'RE MAKING A FINE LIVING NOW WE DON'T NEED TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT." 85 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:25,251 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. SOON YOU CAN ORDER UBER WEED 86 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:30,190 AND UBER EATS AT THE SAME TIME AND HAVE THEM RACE [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:35,061 CHECK THIS OUT I SAW THAT PINTEREST JUST ADDED NEW GUIDELINES TO ENCOURAGE ITS 88 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,598 USERS TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND KIND PINTEREST. 89 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,735 YEAH THEY MADE THE DECISION AFTER SOMEONE KEPT HARASSING PEOPLE 90 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:48,475 THROUGH QUILTS [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN 91 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:50,944 SO OUT OF CONTROL, OVER ON ETSY, THEY JUST STARTED A FIGHT CLUB 92 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,814 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY HERE'S A CRAZY STORY 93 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:59,652 USHER WAS BEING CRITICIZED FOR TIPPING DANCERS AT A LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB WITH FAKE MONEY THAT 94 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:05,592 HAD HIS FACE ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE CLUB SAID THAT IT 95 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,428 WASN'T TRUE, BUT SOMEONE FROM USHER'S TEAM DID LEAVE SOME OF THE MONEY BEHIND 96 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,265 TAKE A LOOK. THIS IS REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 97 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:17,037 YEAH IN USHER'S DEFENSE, GEORGE WASHINGTON DID THE SAME 98 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:22,909 THING ANYTIME HE WENT TO A A STRIP CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:27,047 YEP. USHER IS IN HOT WATER AFTER HE WENT TO A LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB 100 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:30,050 AND USED FAKE MONEY WITH HIS FACE ON IT BUT HE'S SAYING THE WHOLE THING 101 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:35,388 IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, SO HERE NOW ON THE PHONE TO DISCUSS THE SITUATION IS USHER 102 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:43,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE USHER, ARE YOU THERE >> YEAH! 103 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,099 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GREAT. SO - 104 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:52,639 >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, IS 105 00:07:52,639 --> 00:08:00,113 THAT RIGHT >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:05,085 >> Jimmy: NOW, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT THE FAKE MONEY WAS FOR A PROMO, BUT YOU 107 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,687 ACTUALLY DID PAY WITH REAL MONEY. >> YEAH. 108 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:12,025 >> Jimmy: I SEE. I BET IT FELT BAD WHEN PEOPLE WERE DRAGGING YOU ONLINE FOR NO 109 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,028 REASON >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 110 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,797 >> Jimmy: BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU CALLED YOUR FRIEND LIL JON FOR HELP 111 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,766 WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU CALLED HIM? >> OKAY. 112 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:23,770 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I HOPE EVERYTHING GETS IRONED OUT THIS 113 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,538 WEEK AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, USHER. 114 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,674 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, THERE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,676 ALWAYS NICE TO GET THE LAST WORD IN. >> Steve: WOW YEAH - 116 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:34,914 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. 117 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:39,486 I READ THAT A TEAM OF RESEARCHERS AT M.I.T. UNVEILED NEW FINDINGS THAT COULD LEAD TO 118 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:44,591 COMMUNICATION WITH SPIDERS IF THAT WORKS, THE SCIENTISTS WILL MOVE ON TO THEIR NEXT 119 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:49,963 TASKS, COMMUNICATING WITH A HUMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 120 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,800 "YOU SEE, THE SPIDER -- THE SPIDER IS SORT OF PRETTY I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT PRETTY. 121 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,403 SPIDERS AREN'T PRETTY. YOU'RE PRETTY. BUT I MEAN -- I WOULDN'T SAY 122 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,805 THAT YOU ARE YOU CAN HAVE THE -- YOU COULD TAKE THE SPIDER IF YOU LIKE TO 123 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:03,743 I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE AND YOU STAY HERE IN THE LAB [ APPLAUSE ] 124 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:14,020 I HAVE TO SIT DOWN." FINALLY, I SAW THAT THE MOVIE "MAGIC MIKE" IS BEING TURNED 125 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:18,058 INTO A REALITY SHOW WHERE TEN MEN WILL UNDERGO A FULL BODY EVOLUTION AND COMPETE FOR THE 126 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:23,029 TITLE OF THE REAL MAGIC MIKE YOU KNOW, AFTER A YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC, I THINK WE'VE ALL 127 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:26,700 GONE THROUGH A FULL BODY EVOLUTION. [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:31,671 YEP, THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE THE PRESTIGIOUS TITLE OF THE REAL MAGIC MIKE AND THE GRAND 129 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,773 PRIZE OF ONE MILLION USHER BUCKS. >> YEAH. 130 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR ROOTS, 131 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:36,443 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 132 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:52,192 * * 133 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:57,797 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 134 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:03,003 SEASON TWO OF HIS YOUTUBE SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES APRIL 22nd 135 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:07,707 JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT IS HERE >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:11,911 >> Jimmy: PLUS FROM THE NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SHOW "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON," 137 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:16,349 PHOEBE ROBINSON IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT 138 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:24,324 FROM CELESTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 139 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,160 HEY, GUYS, YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THE HEADLINE COULD BE MUCH BETTER? 140 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,063 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT SURE [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,699 >> Steve: TAKE A SEAT, USHER >> Jimmy: USHER, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO GET THE LAST WORD 142 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:36,202 >> Steve: ALWAYS >> Jimmy: USHER, ARE YOU OKAY WITH US DOING THIS BIT 143 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,305 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIL JON? >> OKAY. 144 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:43,209 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT IS TIME FOR "NEWS AND 145 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,177 IT IS TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 146 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:51,885 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * 147 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:56,623 >> Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT THIS FIRST PHOTO THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS 148 00:10:56,623 --> 00:11:00,860 "MATSUYAMA WINS THE MASTERS. THAT HEADLINE CAN DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY 149 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,963 LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "FRIEND CANCELS ZOOM HAPPY 150 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:10,103 HOUR." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TOO BAD. 151 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,871 LET'S CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PHOTO HERE THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS 152 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:16,676 "BIDEN UNVEILS BUDGET PROPOSAL." >> Steve: OH, GOSH 153 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,946 >> Jimmy: BUT IF YOU ONLY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO, THE HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 154 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:23,283 "FRIENDS INSIST BOTOX IS BARELY NOTICEABLE." [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:30,090 [ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "ADDITIONAL STIMULUS CHECKS 156 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:34,694 DEBATED. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING COUPLE 157 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:39,232 SIGNS DINNER CHECKS TOGETHER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU WRITE THE TIP 158 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,468 NO, YOU WRITE THE TIP. NOW, YOU -- LET'S BOTH WRITE THE TIP. 159 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:49,909 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "PUTIN ORDERS TALKS ON NEW TAX 160 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:54,547 INCENTIVES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "GUYS ASK DRUNK FRIEND ACROSS THE 161 00:11:54,547 --> 00:12:01,388 TABLE IF HE'S OKAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: RIGHT ON 162 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:07,660 I'M GREAT. >> Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS "MERKEL DRAFTS NEW LAW." 163 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:11,264 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN HEARS ABOUT USHER PAYING STRIPPERS WITH FAKE BILLS. 164 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:20,840 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UP NEXT THIS HEADLINE SAYS "SANDERS BACKS UNION." 165 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,110 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN ENTERS 14th MINUTE OF TRYING TO GET BARTENDER'S ATTENTION. 166 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:29,182 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'LL TRY - JUST ONE - 167 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:38,692 [ INDISCERNABLE SEX ON THE BEACH SEX ON THE BEACH 168 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:43,163 NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "ADMINISTRATION KICKS OFF COVID RELIEF TOUR. 169 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:47,334 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN GOES VIRAL WITH BLINDFOLDED STAIR DESCENT CHALLENGE. 170 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:55,108 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "SOCCER TEAMS PREPARE FOR 171 00:12:55,108 --> 00:13:00,080 FINALS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN CHARGES PHONE FOR TWO HOURS, 172 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,416 REALIZES IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 173 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,585 "NEWS AND IMPROVED." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 174 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,620 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON! 175 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,255 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * USHER, YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 176 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:36,383 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 177 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,220 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE 178 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:44,924 YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT BUT RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU. 179 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:48,728 WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS YOU HAVE 180 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,998 WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD. 181 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,401 AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OF THEM RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME 182 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:54,734 THEM RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 183 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,438 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SHOW ME 184 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,874 SHOW ME SOMETHIN GOOD * * SHOW ME SOMETHING 185 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:04,411 GOOD WHAT DID YOU SHOW ME * 186 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,247 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 187 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:12,285 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M BRUCE, AND I'M FROM NORTH HAMPTON, PENNSYLVANIA. 188 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,354 >> Jimmy: HEY, ALL RIGHT WELCOME, BRUCE * 189 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,458 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BRUCE. 190 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:22,228 WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? >> I'M GOING TO PLAY "TAKE ME 191 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:27,300 OUT OF THE BALL GAME" BY SQUEEZING MY HANDS TOGETHER. OKAY 192 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:32,305 NOW, I NEED TO JUST TUNE UP HERE FOR A SECOND. >> Jimmy: SURE 193 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,375 * >> HERE WE GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:53,259 [ LAUGHTER ] * * 195 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:04,270 >> Jimmy: OH, MY HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BRUCE, I'M SO HAPPY YOU TUNED 197 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:08,308 UP, BRUCE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. 198 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,044 HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 199 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,114 >> HI, THERE I'M GREG I'M FROM DENVER, COLORADO. 200 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,516 >> Jimmy: HEY, GREG. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:23,823 OVER IN DENVER, COLORADO GREG, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US 202 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,794 >> WELL, I AM A LITTLE BIT OF A SPEED DRINKER. SO I HAVE A TIK TOK PAGE, AND I 203 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:33,066 DID THIS ONCE BEFORE I SAW THIS GUY, L.A. BEAST, HAD A WORLD RECORD FOR DRINKING 204 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:37,303 A 32-OUNCE JAR OF MAPLE SYRUP, THAT'S JUST ABOUT A LITER. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE RECORD OF 205 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:41,307 CHUGGING THAT? >> IT'S ABOUT TEN SECONDS. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 206 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,410 >> MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OVER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO THE RECORD IS AROUND TEN 207 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:50,650 SECONDS. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT IT CAN WE GET OUR TIMER READY 208 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:55,288 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY. OKAY, GREG >> ALL RIGHT 209 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,559 SO I DID THIS WITH A STRAW JUST TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS. KIND OF AN INFORMAL RECORD 210 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,896 RIGHT HERE, SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND DO THE COUNTDOWN, JIMMY. 211 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:12,572 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THREE, TWO, ONE, GO! * 212 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:17,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH, HE CRUSHED IT [ BELL RINGING ] 213 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:22,182 DUDE, YOU CRUSHED THE RECORD WOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 214 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,785 THAT, MAN. THAT'S GOT TO BE A WORLD RECORD 215 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,855 CONGRATS, BUDDY, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT JUST HAPPENED 216 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,258 THAT WAS AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 217 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,161 LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 218 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,766 YOU FROM >> HI. MY NAME IS SOPHIE MORELLI. 219 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,069 I'M FROM MONACO. >> Jimmy: ALL THE WAY FROM MONACO 220 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,238 WOW. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:49,209 THANK YOU SO MUCH, SOPHIE, FOR COMING ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING 222 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:55,482 US >> I CAN IMITATE SEAGULLS. [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,650 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN IMITATE SEAGULLS OKAY 224 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,588 HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU COULD DO THAT? >> WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT 225 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:05,325 THANK GOD I DID 'CAUSE I AM HERE [ LAUGHTER ] 226 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,662 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER >> JUST A MEMORY OF DOING IT I 227 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:14,668 THINK WAS A KID. AND MY VOICE CRACKED WHILE I WAS SINGING. 228 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:18,038 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT SOUNDED LIKE A SEAGULL." AND I DID IT AGAIN 229 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,141 AND THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S WHEN I STARTED DOING IT AND THEN MY FRIENDS KEPT ASKING ME, "DO THE 230 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,109 SEAGULL. DO THE SEAGULL." [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,645 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. FINE, I'LL GO ON 'THE TONIGHT 232 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:29,949 SHOW' AND DO A SEAGULL, OKAY." SOPHIE, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, PLEASE DO YOUR IMPRESSION OF A 233 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:36,623 A SEAGULL. >> OKAY. [ SEAGULL NOISE 234 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:44,064 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 235 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,068 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HEY, SOPHIE, THANK YOU 236 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:52,505 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU. NAILED IT. 237 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,242 LET'S MEET OUR LAST GUEST. HELLO, WELCOME WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 238 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,145 YOU FROM >> HI. I'M ITZA BENNIE, AND I'M FROM 239 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,815 SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: YEAH SACRAMENTO 240 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:08,855 [ APPLAUSE ] ITZA BENNIE -- ITZA BENNIE, WHAT IS YOUR TALENT TONIGHT? 241 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:12,125 >> I MAKE A TRUMPET SOUND WITH MY MOUTH >> Jimmy: OKAY 242 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:16,196 THIS IS IT YOU JUST FIGURED THIS OUT JUST GROOVING TO A SONG 243 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,766 WERE YOU JAMMING OUT OR -- >> I ACTUALLY SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED "THE HEARTBREAK KID," 244 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,803 AND THEY HAD A MARIACHI BAND AND I REMEMBER TRYING TO LIKE MAKE THAT SOUND EFFECT, AND IT 245 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:29,042 KIND OF HAPPENED AND THEN I PRACTICED IT A LITTLE MORE, AND I GOT IT TO 246 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:33,847 SOUND CLOSER AND CLOSER. AND THE REST IS HISTORY. >> Jimmy: COOL 247 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:39,519 CAN YOU PLAY US SOMETHING? >> YEAH, SURE. >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. 248 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:56,770 >> YEAH, SURE. >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. [ TRUMPET SOUNDS ] 249 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,454 [ LAUGHTER ] * 250 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:18,625 >> Jimmy: YES! FANTASTIC! FANTASTIC! 251 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,227 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL TRUMPET OH, MY GOD THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 252 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:27,233 "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. MY THANKS TO BRUCE, GREG, SOPHIE, AND ITZA BENNIE. 253 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,635 IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO 254 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:36,910 THETONIGHTSHOW.COM/SHOWMESOMETHI TO SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR TALENT 255 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:44,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 256 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:51,157 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF "HIT RECORD," SEASON TWO OF HIS 257 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:57,330 EMMY-WINNING SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES ON YOUTUBE ON APRIL 22nd. 258 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,766 TOGETHER" PREMIERES ON YOUTUBE ON APRIL 22nd. HERE IS JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT 259 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 260 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,136 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE IT. 261 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,238 COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 262 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,540 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO 263 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,011 THE SHOW, BUD. >> ALWAYS GOOD TO BE HERE, THANK YOU. 264 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:13,747 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE COMING ALL THE WAY FROM NEW ZEALAND, SO I APPRECIATE THAT. 265 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,382 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE? 266 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,184 >> IT'S THE MORNING. I JUST DROPPED OFF MY BOY AT SCHOOL 267 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,487 >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> TOMORROW MORNING. I'M LIVING IN THE FUTURE 268 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,758 >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THE FUTURE >> MAN, IT'S GOOD. 269 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:28,628 I GOT TO TELL YOU, I FEEL JUST SO LUCKY I ALMOST FEEL GUILTY TALKING 270 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:32,999 ABOUT IT SOMETIMES 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NEW ZEALAND IS ONE OF, LIKE, ONLY TWO 271 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:38,071 COUNTRIES IN THE YEAR THAT'S JUST CONTAINED THE PANDEMIC. THERE AREN'T CASES HERE. 272 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:44,644 AND I CAME HERE FOR WORK, LUCKILY, AND IT'S HARD YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY SO MUCH OF 273 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:49,549 THE WORLD IS GOING THROUGH SUCH A HARD TIME AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK AND DYING, AND 274 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,951 HERE WE ARE, AND I GET TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND NOT WEAR A MASK 275 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:57,223 LIKE I SAID, I JUST DROPPED MY BOY OFF AT SCHOOL. LIKE, I FEEL REALLY LUCKY. 276 00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:02,162 I HONESTLY HAVE TO HAND IT TO PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY THEY HAVE AN AMAZING LEADER, 277 00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:05,165 JACINDA ARDERN, WHICH BY THE WAY, I DON'T THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT, YOU KNOW, 278 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:08,068 A COUNTRY LED BY A WOMAN HANDLED IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 279 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:12,906 AND ALSO, YOU KNOW - YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO WISH 280 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:15,842 YOU A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SINCE I LAST TALKED YOU, YOU TURNED 40. 281 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,411 >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: 40 IS A BIG DEAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY 282 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,449 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: HOW DOES 40 FEEL TO 283 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:27,087 YOU? >> I LOVE IT, MAN. I'M DEFINITELY HAPPIER IN MY 284 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:31,958 40s THAN I'VE EVER BEEN. I MENA, I'VE ONLY BEEN IN MY 40s FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW 285 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,662 BUT, YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I ALWAYS JUST WANTED TO BE OLDER, LIKE I 286 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:39,866 ALWAYS FELT I LOOKED TOO YOUNG OR I WAS -- I LOOKED LIKE A KID SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T TAKE ME 287 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:46,840 SERIOUSLY. ACTUALLY, MY WIFE WAS JUST TALKING TO A FRIEND OF HERS, 288 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,110 AND HER FRIEND WAS, LIKE, "OH, I JUST SAW JOE IN THIS MOVIE ON TV, IT WAS THIS REALLY CUTE 289 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,980 MOVIE. MY WIFE WAS, LIKE, "OH, WHAT WAS IT?" 290 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,116 AND SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, HE WAS YOUNG HE WAS PROBABLY LIKE, I DON'T 291 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:00,220 KNOW, 10 OR 11 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WHAT WAS IT? 292 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:04,057 AND IT TURNED OUT THE MOVIE WAS "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,526 WHICH, YOU KNOW, I WAS 17 IN THAT MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,629 >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE -- >> MY WIFE'S FRIEND I THOUGHT I WAS-- LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS 295 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,766 10 OR 11 IN IT >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW BABY JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT 296 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:18,772 'CAUSE YOU POSTED THIS YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR OVER 30 YEARS 297 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,940 AND HERE'S YOU, ONE OF YOUR FIRST GIGS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 298 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,577 I MEAN, STOP IT. WHAT A CUTE KID. COME ON. 299 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,980 HERE YOU ARE YOU'RE 17 HERE AND -- 300 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:31,651 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU PLAY -- YOU WERE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU PLAYED 301 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,922 BULLY NUMBER TWO ON "FAMILY TIES." >> MM-HMM. 302 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,458 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BREAKOUT ROLE WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM BULLY 303 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:43,830 NUMBER TWO IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, "FAMILY TIES" WAS WHERE MICHAEL J. FOX 304 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,200 REALLY BROKE OUT, AND THEN HE DID "BACK TO THE FUTURE" AND THEN BECAME MICHAEL J. FOX 305 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:52,872 I REMEMBER WE ALL JUST LOOKED UP TO HIM SO MUCH, THIS WHOLE CLASSROOM FULL OF YOUNG ACTORS 306 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,942 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND HE COULD HAVE EASILY NOT CARED. 307 00:22:55,942 --> 00:23:01,448 BUT HE DID HE TOOK THE TIME TO TALK TO US, ENCOURAGE US, AND BE REALLY 308 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:05,418 POSITIVE WITH US AND I ACTUALLY GOT TO SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE 309 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:11,191 YEARS LATER. AND MAN-TO-MAN, LIKE, "DUDE, I WAS 7 ON YOUR SET AND YOU MADE 310 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:12,959 A DIFFERENCE TO ME, LIKE YOU INSPIRED ME AND ENCOURAGED ME AND YOU SHOWED THAT, LIKE, AN 311 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,661 ACTOR ON A SET CAN -- DOESN'T HAVE TO BE, LIKE, A STUCK-UP ATOR BUT CAN BE A DOWN TO 312 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:29,843 EARTH POSITIVE GUY, WITH KIDS WHO HAS TIME FOR EVERYBODY." IT MEANT A LOT 313 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:33,947 AND I STILL REMEMBER IT. AND HE'S JUST THE SWEETEST GUY, MICHAEL J. FOX 314 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:40,920 >> Jimmy: GO MICHAEL J. FOX. I LOVE THAT STORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 315 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,589 THANK YOU FOR TELLING THAT STORY. THAT'S AWESOME 316 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,258 BUDDY, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT "HIT RECORD" BECAUSE - >> YOU WERE, LIKE, THE FIRST 317 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:48,161 SUPPORTER OF "HIT RECORD." MAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A LONG TIME AND YOU WERE ALWAYS 318 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:52,565 SO SUPPORTIVE. >> Jimmy: CUT TO LAST YEAR, YOU DO A LIMITED -- YOU DO A SERIES 319 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:59,506 CALLED "CREATE TOGETHER," A YOUTUBE SERIES, AND IT WINS AN EMMY. 320 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,942 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, MAN 321 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,678 >> Jimmy: CAN WE EXPLAIN TO FOLKS, LIKE, HOW IT WORKS OR HOW DID YOU EVEN COME UP WITH 322 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:10,917 THE YOUTUBE SHOW >> "HIT RECORD" IS JUST A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DO EXACTLY THAT 323 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,585 THEY CREATE THINGS TOGETHER, ART OF ALL KINDS, SHORT FILMS OR MUSIC OR WRITING OR 324 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:16,823 ANYTHING YOU KNOW, SO MUCH ONLINE, ART AND CREATIVITY, CAN BE ABOUT, 325 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:24,230 "HEY, WORLD, LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I MADE. AND THAT'S GREAT 326 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,066 BUT ON "HIT RECORD," IT'S LESS ABOUT "LOOK AT ME" AND IT'S MORE ABOUT WHAT CAN DO IF WE 327 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:30,670 COLLABORATE? WHAT CAN WE MAKE TOGETHER? AND SO PEOPLE START PROJECTS 328 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,372 AND THEY JOIN EACH OTHER'S PROJECTS AND BUILD ON EACH OTHER AND THEY REMIX EACH OTHER 329 00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:42,749 AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF COOL THINGS TOGETHER. AND THAT ENDED UP BEING THIS 330 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:48,188 NECESSITY FOR ME LAST YEAR 'CAUSE I WAS STUCK INSIDE AND TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD 331 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:52,625 STRAIGHT, ISOLATING DURING THE PANDEMIC AND JUST DOING SOMETHING 332 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:57,097 CREATIVE AND GETTING TO DO IT COLLABORATIVELY WITH OTHER PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD HELP 333 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,765 ME FEEL CONNECTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN A REAL POSITIVE WAY, HELPED ME SOMETIMES TAKE MY 334 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:05,805 MIND OFF THE SCARY THINGS THAT WERE HAPPENING AND JUST STAY POSITIVE 335 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,607 BUT NOW I GET TO COME ON YOUR SHOW AND TELL PEOPLE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING, LIKE, 336 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:15,548 WE'RE MAKING THIS SHOW TODAY YOU CAN GOT TO "HIT RECORD" AND GET INVOLVED IN PROJECTS 337 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,718 WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW RIGHT NOW. ANYBODY OUT THERE, IF YOU'RE AN 338 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,322 ARTIST OR EVEN IF YOU DON'T REALLY CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ARTIST, THERE'S LOTS OF LITTLE 339 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,058 CREATIVE PROMPTS, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, SUPER SKILLED OR PRACTICED 340 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,527 YOU CAN JUST DIP YOUR TOE AND GET STARTED. LIKE, THAT'S A LOT OF THE POINT 341 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:31,631 OF IT FOR ME IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO CAN BE THE GREATEST ARTIST. 342 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:34,501 IT'S ABOUT LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER >> Jimmy: HERE'S A PEEK AT 343 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:38,505 SEASON TWO OF "CREATE TOGETHER." IT'S HAPPENING NOW 344 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:39,439 TOGETHER." IT'S HAPPENING NOW TAKE A LOOK. 345 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:43,143 * NOW LET ME SEE YO BLESS THE WATE 346 00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:59,259 LIKE THE WATER BLESSES YOU * * 347 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:03,530 >> I'M GOING TO SING ON THE SHOW I WANT YOU TO COME ALONG AND 348 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:12,405 SING WITH ME >> GO. * 349 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,140 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO GREAT. 350 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,109 CONGRATS AGAIN JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT >> THANK YOU 351 00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:18,378 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOE AND I ARE DOING 352 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:38,598 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT 353 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:44,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOW, IT'S TIME FOR JOE AND I TO 354 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:49,776 DO THE "FACE IT CHALLENGE. NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS EACH ROUND I'LL DRAW A CARD, 355 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:54,481 WHICH WILL TELL US WHAT FACE WE BOTH HAVE TO MAKE. WE'LL LOOK IN OUR MIRRORS, MAKE 356 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:58,551 OUR FACES, THEN REVEAL THEM ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE'LL STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR 357 00:26:58,551 --> 00:27:02,489 TEN SECONDS WHILE TRYING TO HOLD OUR FACES THE FIRST PERSON TO CRACK 358 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:05,892 A SMILE, LAUGH, OR BREAK THE FACE LOSES LET'S SEE WHAT OUR FIRST FACE 359 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:10,497 IS HERE WE GO OKAY 360 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:15,335 WE HAVE TO DO THE -- A BAD DRIVER'S LICENSE PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,405 ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE A MOMENT AND WE'LL TAKE A MOMENT AND MAKE OUR FACES BEHIND OUR 362 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:21,708 MIRRORS. A BAD DRIVER'S LICENSE PHOTO AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE, 363 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:37,090 WE'LL REVEAL ONE, TWO, THREE. [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:43,063 [ BELL RINGS ] * [ APPLAUSE ] 365 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:48,168 OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THIS NEXT FACE WE HAVE TO MAKE -- 366 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:54,808 THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST DOG >> THESE ARE GOOD. THE WRITERS UPPED THEIR GAME 367 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:57,877 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE WRITERS ARE ON FIRE, MAN THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST DOG 368 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:00,180 HERE WE GO GET READY. >> OKAY. 369 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:09,189 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. 370 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:13,393 [ LAUGHTER ] * [ BUZZER ] 371 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:16,796 YOU GOT A PROP A HAD A STICK -- FINGER STICK. >> OH, YEAH, MAN 372 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,832 WAS IT A STICK I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE'S HAND 373 00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:25,405 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RUSTY, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT HAND 374 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:29,242 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS IS GOOD LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE 375 00:28:29,242 --> 00:28:37,183 THIS ONE IS DEAD EYES. >> DEAD EYES >> Jimmy: DEAD EYES. 376 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:40,487 >> LIKE DEAD, LIKE, I'M PLAYING THE CORPSE ON "NCIS?"? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 377 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:45,825 IT THIN JUST LIKE -- THERE WAS THAT MOVIE, THE ROLLER COASTER, THE SANTA CLAUS ROLLER COASTER, 378 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:50,764 THE SANTA EXPRESS, MAYBE "POLAR EXPRESS." [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:53,833 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THE EYES IN THAT ONE 380 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:58,304 SO ALL THE PEOPLE'S EYES WERE A LITTLE OFF SO, GET IN THAT HEAD SPACE 381 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:09,449 >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY? THREE, TWO, ONE. 382 00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:11,651 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:15,622 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE FACE! THAT WAS THE FACE ALL THE KIDS 384 00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:18,625 HAD. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU SAW THAT FIL 385 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:21,161 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET'S DO THE LAST AND FINAL 386 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,430 ROUND. THIS ONE IS WORTH A MILLION POINTS 387 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:29,669 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THIS IS GOOD 388 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:32,939 BASS PLAYER FEELING THE GROOVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT 389 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:37,744 >> Jimmy: BASS FACE, BASICALLY BASS FACE. BASS PLAYER FEELING THE GROOVE 390 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:49,322 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. * 391 00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:56,663 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 392 00:29:56,663 --> 00:30:02,569 >> THE ACCOMPANIMENT THE ACCOMPANIMENT. >> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT, 393 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:05,338 EVERYBODY! >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SEASON TWO OF HIS 394 00:30:05,338 --> 00:30:10,977 YOUTUBE SERIES "CREATE TOGETHER" PREMIERES APRIL 22nd GET INVOLVED WITH THAT 395 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,512 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 396 00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:14,814 COME ON BACK >> THANKS SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,951 >> THANKS SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 398 00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:35,902 YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR SHE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED 399 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:39,739 "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON. WHICH AIRS FRIDAYS AT 400 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:45,412 11:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL PLEASE WELCOME PHOEBE ROBINSON YEAH 401 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,914 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON NOW. 402 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:51,484 WELCOME. WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO 403 00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:55,221 OUR SHOW, PAL. I APPRECIATE IT. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 404 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:59,259 >> Jimmy: PHOEBE, THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME ON OUR SHOW SINCE THE PANDEMIC 405 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:01,661 WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER THROUGH DIFFERENT STAGES OF THE QUARANTINE 406 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:06,132 HOW ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? >> I'M OVER IT, JIMMY. 407 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:09,302 I WANT TO GET OUT, OKAY? >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY I GET IT 408 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:12,072 >> I WANT TO GO TO A CONCERT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SMELL SOME B.O. 409 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:17,210 I DON'T CARE WHO'S PLAYING OKAY, IT CAN CHUMBAWAMBA I WANT TO BE OUT IN THESE 410 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,679 STREETS. I'M DONE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DONE. 411 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:22,215 OKAY I GOT YOU. OKAY, I HEAR YOU 412 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:26,519 I SAW YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THAT MADE ME LAUGH YOU SAID, "I JUST WANT EVERYONE 413 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:30,123 TO KNOW THAT THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING WHEN IT'S TIME TO GET MY VACCINE." 414 00:31:30,123 --> 00:31:34,728 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. OOH-LA-LA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:39,666 >> LOOK AT THOSE TINY BOOBIES JUST OUT AND PROUD LOVE IT. 416 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:42,135 >> Jimmy: PHOEBE I HEARD THAT YOU -- YOU GOT YOUR FIRST SHOT THIS WEEKEND 417 00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:45,772 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 418 00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:48,375 >> Jimmy: IS THIS WHAT YOU ENDED UP WEARING >> NO. 419 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:52,312 JIMMY, YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW I DID NOT BRING IT I WAS LOOKING LIKE A HOT-ASS 420 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:57,117 MESS I WAS IN DRAW STRING JEANS AND MOM SNEAKERS 421 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:00,553 I DIDN'T HAVE A WIG ON IT WAS A HOT MESS. YEAH 422 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:04,958 YEAH >> Jimmy: BUDDY, YOU'RE DOING SO MANY COOL THINGS. 423 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,594 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I HIT ALL THE BASES HERE THIS FIRST THING I WANT TO TALK 424 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:12,065 TO YOU ABOUT, IS YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOOK COMING OUT THIS FALL, AND YOU POSTED THE COVER 425 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:14,601 HERE YEAH IT SAYS "PLEASE DON'T SIT ON MY 426 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,337 BED IN YOUR OUTSIDE CLOTHES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES 427 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:20,940 YES. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR THIRD BOOK HERE. 428 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:26,746 HAS THE PROCESS GOTTEN ANY EASIER >> IT HAS. 429 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:29,749 I FEEL LIKE WHEN I WROTE MY FIRST BOOK I WAS -- EVERY DAY I WAS, LIKE, CLAIRE DANES IN 430 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:32,419 "HOMELAND. I WAS JUST CRYING. IT WAS UGLY. 431 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:38,358 IT WAS NOT CUTE. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD 432 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:44,130 AND THE TITLE IS "A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO PEOPLE TO WHITE PEOPLE TO NOT SIT ON 433 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:49,402 MY BED AFTER YOU'VE BEEN ON A SUBWAY." >> Jimmy: SOMEONE IS PASSING 434 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:54,541 OUT IN OUR AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW. I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS SOUND, BUT WHEN YOU SAID -- "OH, BOY. 435 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:59,879 >> A WHITE - >> Jimmy: A WHITE YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:32:59,879 --> 00:33:05,952 IT'S GREAT TO HEAR THAT LAUGH. GOSH, I'VE MISSED THE LAUGHS SPEAKING OF THE LAUGHS, YOU'RE 437 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:09,322 ABOUT TO HIT A STAND-UP MILESTONE. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OWN SPECIAL 438 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,125 ON HBO PHOEBE ROBINSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 439 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,061 >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S A HUGE DEAL, BUD! 440 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,664 PHOEBE - >> THANK YOU I THANK YOU. 441 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:21,534 I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO PUMPED UP I'VE BEEN DOING STAND UP FOR 442 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:24,904 13 YEARS AND I'M GLAD THAT I'M FINALLY REACHING THIS MILESTONE. 443 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:27,841 I'M PINCHING MYSELF EVERY DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU BUD 444 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:31,411 GOOD FOR YOU, I LOVE 'EM SO EXCITED FOR YOU I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 445 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:35,115 SHOW THIS IS "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON" ON COMEDY 446 00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:40,787 CENTRAL. YOU INTERVIEW CELEBRITIES, AND YOU'RE -- WHILE ALSO LEARNING 447 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:45,492 A NEW SKILL. >> YEAH, SO BASICALLY I CAME UP WITH THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M 448 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,694 A TYPE-A WORKAHOLIC AND HAVE, LIKE, NO SKILLS. I CAN'T DRIVE. 449 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:51,831 I CAN'T COOK I CAN'T START A FIRE LIKE, IF THIS WAS LIKE THE 450 00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:55,669 MOVIE "A QUIET PLACE" I WOULD JUST MAKE A BUNCH OF NOISE SO I WOULD GET KILLED SO EVERYONE 451 00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:58,838 ELSE CAN SURVIVE [ LAUGHTER ] UM, AND SO WITH THIS SHOW, I 452 00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:02,242 JUST KIND OF WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE, BAKING, SOME SORT OF MORE 453 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:05,445 PHYSICAL STUFF RIDING A HORSE WITH WHITNEY CUMMINGS 454 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:10,383 AND IT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN I'M DEFINITELY LEARNING A LOT OF NEW SKILLS. 455 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:13,687 >> Jimmy: WE DO THAT ON OUR SHOW, TOO, WE PLAY GAMES WITH CELEBRITIES JUST SO YOU SEE 456 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:19,059 A DIFFERENT SIDE AND YOU DO GET IN THERE. I ACTUALLY LIKE -- YOU DO 457 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,729 A THING CALLED "THREE BIG QUESTIONS" OR THREE -- >> YES 458 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:28,335 >> Jimmy: BQs. >> THREE BQs >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING 459 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:31,471 INTERESTING ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW STYLE. THAT WE'VE NOT TRIED ON THE 460 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:38,578 SHOW, BUT -- YOU SPOON WITH YOUR GUESTS. >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT -- 461 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:43,483 YES, YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES AS AN EXCUSE TO SORT OF BE CLOSE WITH A HOT GENTLEMAN THAT I 462 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:50,857 WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE WITH IN REAL LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:54,594 BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT'S JUST REALLY GREAT. WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, BEING HELD, 464 00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:56,996 LIKE, YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. AND SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE FUNNY, AND SOMETIMES YOU'LL BE 465 00:34:56,996 --> 00:35:03,937 VULNERABLE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I CAN'T SPOON PEOPLE WHEN THEY 466 00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:06,639 COME ON THE SHOW NO [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,074 >> YES, YOU CAN. >> Jimmy: I CANNOT >> YOU'VE CAN SPOON 468 00:35:08,074 --> 00:35:10,810 MICHELLE OBAMA >> Jimmy: NO, I CANNOT SPOON MICHELLE OBAMA 469 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:13,747 ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU CAN. NO 470 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:17,817 YOU CAN. I DO WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S PHOEBE ROBINSON AND 471 00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:22,288 KEVIN BACON IN THIS WEEK'S "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON. 472 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:22,756 "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 473 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:28,228 >> SO MAYBE JUST A LITTLE SIDESTEP, YOU KNOW, KIND OF 474 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,497 SHIMMY START MOVING - >> BUT WHEN WHAT DO I GRAB 475 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:33,333 ONTO I'M JUST HOLDING THE ROPE? >> YEAH. 476 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,269 JUST HOLD ONTO THE ROPE. AND HOLD ON TIGHT -- >> NO, THE - 477 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,339 >> ONE OF MY HOOFS JUST FELL KEVIN. >> OH, NO. 478 00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:43,276 CAUSE WE HAVE TO START AGAIN >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DEAL THAT IF I FALL OFF THIS, I'M 479 00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:47,414 NOT GETTING BACK ON, AND IT'S FINE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY 480 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:52,252 CIVIL RIGHTS MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. FOUGHT SO I COULD SAY, "NO," TO WHITE 481 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,453 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. FOUGHT SO I COULD SAY, "NO," TO WHITE NONSENSE WHENEVER I WANT 482 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:57,490 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE 483 00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:01,027 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE I LOVE YOU PHOEBE ROBINSON. 484 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:05,031 "DOING THE MOST WITH PHOEBE ROBINSON" AIRS FRIDAYS AT 11:00 P.M. ON COMEDY 485 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:08,802 CENTRAL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM CELESTE 486 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:27,087 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 487 00:36:27,087 --> 00:36:32,492 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG. 488 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:35,562 PERFORMING "LOVE IS BACK" FROM HER ALBUM "NOT YOUR MUSE," HERE'S CELESTE 489 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:53,813 * * * LOVE IS BAC 490 00:36:53,813 --> 00:37:01,021 LOVE IS BACK FOR A MOMENT * * THERE IT GOES 491 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:10,096 TURN AROUN NEXT THING YOU KNOW * * LOVE IS BAC 492 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:17,137 OH MY GO I FEEL SO BORED * * I'M STARTIN' TO REALIZE 493 00:37:17,137 --> 00:37:23,143 THAT ALL THE BOYS THAT I FIN ARE ALL TROUBLE * * I TOLD MY MOTHE 494 00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:27,781 SHE SAID GIR GET YOUR GLASS FULL * * SO I DID AND I SA 495 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:35,388 YO I SAW YOU GLEAMIN' * * ACROSS THE SCEN 496 00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:45,065 ACROSS THE ROO IT'S ALL IN YOU * * I NEED THE MEANIN 497 00:37:45,065 --> 00:37:57,444 WHEN I SEE IT ALL IN YOU LOVE IS BACK * * LOVE IS BAC 498 00:37:57,444 --> 00:38:01,047 FOR A MOMENT THERE IT GOES * * TURN AROUND 499 00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:11,358 NEXT THING YOU KNO LOVE IS BACK * * HALLELUJA 500 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:16,730 IT'S NICE TO KNOW YO IT'S SO PECULIAR * * HOW YOU'VE COME 501 00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:23,169 AND CHANGED MY MIN I FALL HEAD FIRST * * I HOPE IT DOESN'T HUR 502 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:32,045 WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE 'CAUSE I KNOW MINE * * AND IT'S YO 503 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:36,649 FOOLISH OF M TO SAY THESE THINGS * * BUT I WANT TO 504 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:46,159 I KNOW IT'S ALL IN YOU DON'T NEED A REASON * * WHEN I SEE IT ALL IN YO 505 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:57,070 LOVE IS BACK LOVE IS BACK * * FOR A MOMEN 506 00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:01,241 THERE IT GOE TURN AROUND * * NEXT THING YOU KNOW 507 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:09,916 LOVE IS BACK MIGHT BE FOOLISH * * OR OUT MY MIN 508 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,652 MUST'VE SAID I A THOUSAND TIMES * * CAN'T BE LYIN 509 00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:17,357 IF I SEE THE TRUTH I KNOW WHO * * AND I LOOK AT YOU 510 00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:21,027 MIGHT BE TOO YOUNG TO REALIZ IF THERE'S A MOUNTAIN * * I SHOULD'VE CLIMBED I 511 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:33,640 LOVE LOVE IS BACK * * LOVE IS BAC 512 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:40,046 ONE THING I KNOW I KNOW LOVE IS BACK * * AND I KNO 513 00:39:40,046 --> 00:40:02,369 THAT LOVE IS BAC LOVE IS BACK * * OH LOVE IS BACK 514 00:40:02,369 --> 00:40:11,578 OH LOVE IS BACK * * >> THANK YOU 515 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:16,416 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 516 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:20,954 ALLISON JANNEY WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOPE DIRISU AND POOH SHIESTY 517 00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:23,056 WILL BE ON THE SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO 518 00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:28,294 JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT, PHOEBE ROBINSON -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:31,231 CELESTE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 520 00:40:31,231 --> 00:40:33,867 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 521 00:40:33,867 --> 00:40:35,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 522 00:40:35,535 --> 00:40:36,903 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 523 00:40:36,903 --> 00:40:38,171 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOSEPH GORDON-LEVIT, 524 00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:39,739 PHOEBE ROBINSON, MUSICAL GUEST CELESTE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 525 00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:41,007 >> Questlove: 1440 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 526 00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:41,908 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:40:41,908 --> 00:40:43,309 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. 528 00:40:43,309 --> 00:40:44,477 THANK YOU. AND WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 529 00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:45,512 THIS IS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 530 00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:47,013 THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimm: LET'S GET TO SOME 531 00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:48,348 NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, EVEN THOUGH VACCINATIONS ARE UP, STUDIES