1 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:30,012 >> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN 2 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:30,012 THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 3 00:00:30,012 --> 00:00:36,001 THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY 4 00:00:30,012 --> 00:00:36,001 FALLON 5 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:36,027 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 6 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:36,027 GUESTS 7 00:00:36,027 --> 00:00:51,009 AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY 8 00:00:36,027 --> 00:00:51,009 FALLON 9 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:57,013 >> HEY 10 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:57,013 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 11 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:59,025 THANK YOU ROOTS. 12 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:59,025 NOTHING BETTER 13 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:03,006 THANK YOU. 14 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:03,006 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE. 15 00:01:03,006 --> 00:01:11,013 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 16 00:01:03,006 --> 00:01:11,013 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 17 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:14,011 WELL, GOT SOME BIG NEWS OUT OF 18 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:14,011 WASHINGTON TODAY 19 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:17,010 HOUSE DEMOCRATS SENT FORMER 20 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:17,010 PRESIDENT TRUMP A LETTER 21 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:21,014 INVITING HIM TO TESTIFY UNDER 22 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:21,014 OATH AT HIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. 23 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,003 THERE'S NO WAY TRUMP'S GOING TO 24 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,003 WASHINGTON 25 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:29,017 IN FACT TRUMP'S LAWYERS ALREADY 26 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:29,017 CALLED THIS A PUBLICITY STUNT, 27 00:01:29,017 --> 00:01:32,018 WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN TRUMP WAS 28 00:01:29,017 --> 00:01:32,018 LIKE, NOW I'M IN 29 00:01:32,018 --> 00:01:35,014 AFTER THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD 30 00:01:32,018 --> 00:01:35,014 CRITICIZED TRUMP LAST MONTH, 31 00:01:35,014 --> 00:01:38,028 TODAY HE SENT A LETTER SAYING 32 00:01:35,014 --> 00:01:38,028 HE'S QUITTING THE UNION. 33 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:43,017 HE'S OUT OF WORK AND JUST QUIT 34 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:43,017 HIS UNION. 35 00:01:43,017 --> 00:01:49,020 IF HE WANTS MEDICAL COVERAGE, 36 00:01:43,017 --> 00:01:49,020 NOW HE'S GOT TO SIGN UP FOR 37 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:53,012 OBAMACARE. 38 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:53,012 MEANWHILE, MELANIA HEARD AND WAS 39 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:58,006 LIKE, DONALD, WHILE WE'RE ON THE 40 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:58,006 SUBJECT OF LEAVING UNIONS. 41 00:01:58,006 --> 00:02:00,018 CHECK THIS OUT, IN THE LETTER, 42 00:01:58,006 --> 00:02:00,018 TRUMP ACTUALLY BRAGGED ABOUT HIS 43 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:02,027 ACTING CREDITS 44 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:02,027 THIS IS REAL 45 00:02:02,027 --> 00:02:10,000 HE WROTE, I'M VERY PROUD OF MY 46 00:02:02,027 --> 00:02:10,000 WORK ON MOVIES SUCH AS "HOME 47 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,025 ALONE 2," "ZOO LANDER," AND 48 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,025 TELEVISION SHOWS INCLUDING "THE 49 00:02:14,025 --> 00:02:18,020 FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. 50 00:02:14,025 --> 00:02:18,020 ONE DAY YOU'RE THE MOST POWERFUL 51 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:22,014 LINE ON EARTH, THE NEXT YOU'RE 52 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:22,014 BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR ONE LINE IN 53 00:02:22,014 --> 00:02:26,023 "HOME ALONE 2. 54 00:02:22,014 --> 00:02:26,023 I FORGOT TRUMP WAS ON "FRESH 55 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:30,007 PRINCE." 56 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:30,007 TURNS OUT HE WAS THE THIRD AUNT 57 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:33,018 VIV. 58 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:33,018 THE SUPER BOWL IS JUST A FEW 59 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:36,014 DAYS AWAY, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO 60 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:36,014 LISTEN TO WHAT DR. FAUCI HAS TO 61 00:02:36,014 --> 00:02:38,022 SAY. 62 00:02:36,014 --> 00:02:38,022 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. 63 00:02:38,022 --> 00:02:42,024 I MEAN, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL ON 64 00:02:38,022 --> 00:02:42,024 TV, ENJOY IT, HAVE A PARTY IN 65 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:46,005 YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR PARTY 66 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:46,005 AS DIFFICULT AS THAT IS, AT 67 00:02:46,005 --> 00:02:49,024 LEAST THIS TIME AROUND JUST LAY 68 00:02:46,005 --> 00:02:49,024 LOW AND COOL IT. 69 00:02:49,024 --> 00:02:52,013 >> DOCTOR WAS LIKE THIS IS ABOUT 70 00:02:49,024 --> 00:02:52,013 PUBLIC HEALTH AND DEFINITELY NOT 71 00:02:52,013 --> 00:02:55,015 BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY AND I 72 00:02:52,013 --> 00:02:55,015 STILL HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED TO 73 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:58,003 ONE. 74 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:58,003 JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR 75 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:03,000 HAD I BEEN OR HAVE I BEEN, I 76 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:03,000 WOULD NOT GO, OF COURSE. 77 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,015 LISTEN TO THIS 78 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,015 IT'S A BUCCANEERS WIN ON SUNDAY, 79 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:13,005 TOM BRADY WILL GET A $500,000 80 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:13,005 BONUS. 81 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:17,000 YOU HEARD THAT, BRADY WAS LIKE, 82 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:17,000 GOLLY, I BETTER START 83 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,022 PRACTICING 84 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,022 IT'S A $500,000 INCENTIVE. 85 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:22,021 I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY THEY 86 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:22,021 DO THIS. 87 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:25,016 WHO NEEDS AN INCENTIVE TO TRY TO 88 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:25,016 WIN THE SUPER BOWL 89 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:30,027 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'LL TRY. 90 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:30,027 WHEN ASKED WHY HE HAD THAT ADDED 91 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:35,011 TO HIS CONTRACT, BRADY SAID, 92 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:35,011 BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY 93 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:40,002 GET THIS 94 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:40,002 DOWN IN TAMPA, THE LOCAL NEWS 95 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,004 DECIDED TO TALK TO A 99-YEAR-OLD 96 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,004 BUCCANEERS FAN 97 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,000 SHE'S PRETTY FIRED UP ABOUT THE 98 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,000 GAME 99 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:49,023 BATCH THIS 100 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:49,023 >> THE BUCS IS THE ONES I LOVE 101 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:52,006 TOM BRADY, WE DID IT 102 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:52,006 WE KICKED [ BLEEP ]. 103 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:56,001 NOW PATRICK IS COMING TO OUR 104 00:03:52,006 --> 00:03:56,001 HOUSE TO GET HIS [ BLEEP ] 105 00:03:56,001 --> 00:04:00,012 KICKED 106 00:03:56,001 --> 00:04:00,012 >> NEWS ANCHOR WAS LIKE, WOW, I 107 00:04:00,012 --> 00:04:04,010 DID NOT THINK WE NEEDED THE 108 00:04:00,012 --> 00:04:04,010 BLEEP BUTTON FOR THAT SEGMENT. 109 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:08,018 BUT, YEP, SHE AND TOM GO WAY 110 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:08,018 BACK 111 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:10,019 SHE WAS ACTUALLY A PATRIOTS 112 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:10,019 CHEERLEADER DURING HIS ROOKIE 113 00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:15,024 SEASON 114 00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:15,024 SHE'S THE ONLY FAN OF THE 115 00:04:15,024 --> 00:04:16,024 BUCCANEERS WHO KNEW ACTUAL 116 00:04:15,024 --> 00:04:16,024 BUCCANEERS 117 00:04:16,024 --> 00:04:22,011 THIS IS INTERESTING. 118 00:04:16,024 --> 00:04:22,011 I HEARD EACH YEAR A HANDFUL OF 119 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,023 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS ARE 120 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,023 REJECTED BY TV NETWORKS. 121 00:04:23,023 --> 00:04:26,022 EITHER THEY'RE TOO CONTROVERSIAL 122 00:04:23,023 --> 00:04:26,022 OR NOT RIGHT FOR THE BIG GAME. 123 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:29,013 WE GOT OUR HANDS ON ONE OF THEM 124 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:29,013 AND YOU CAN SEE WHY IT DIDN'T 125 00:04:29,013 --> 00:04:34,009 MAKE IT. 126 00:04:29,013 --> 00:04:34,009 TAKE A LOOK. 127 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:39,016 >> CLIEDS DALE, POWERFUL, MIGHTY 128 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:39,016 AND NOW AVAILABLE IN EVERY SCOOP 129 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:45,007 AT SUBWAY. 130 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:45,007 >> THAT IS -- THAT IS -- THAT 131 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:46,027 DID NOT -- THAT DID NOT AIR. 132 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:46,027 THAT COULD NOT AIR ON 133 00:04:46,027 --> 00:04:47,028 TELEVISION 134 00:04:46,027 --> 00:04:47,028 I AGREE. 135 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:54,005 GOOD FOR THEM. 136 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:54,005 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 137 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:58,010 CHECK THIS OUT 138 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:58,010 IN SAUDI ARABIA THERE'S A ROLLER 139 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:01,012 COASTER THAT'S OPENING IN 2023 140 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:01,012 THAT WILL TRAVEL MORE THAN 141 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:03,001 165-MILES-PER-HOUR 142 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:03,001 THEY RELEASED A SIMULATION 143 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:11,001 VIDEO. 144 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:11,001 THIS IS REAL 145 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:13,029 WATCH THIS 146 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:13,029 YOU KNOW IT'S AN INSANE IDEA 147 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:17,014 WHEN EVEN THE SIMULATED PEOPLE 148 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:17,014 ARE SCREAMING. 149 00:05:17,014 --> 00:05:20,019 LISTEN TO THIS 150 00:05:17,014 --> 00:05:20,019 I READ ABOUT A MAN IN FLORIDA 151 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:24,027 WHO WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO BOARD A 152 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:24,027 FLIGHT WITH 22 POUND OF METH IN 153 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:30,014 HIS LUGGAGE. 154 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:30,014 YEAH, LUGGAGE WITH 22 POUNDS OF 155 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:34,009 METH, OR AS IT'S KNOWN IN 156 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:34,009 FLORIDA, LUGGAGE 157 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:38,007 THERE YOU GO 158 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:38,007 AND FINALLY AS I SAID BEFORE, 159 00:05:38,007 --> 00:05:41,025 THE SUPER BOWL IS THIS SUNDAY 160 00:05:38,007 --> 00:05:41,025 WITH THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 161 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:45,015 TAKING ON THE TAMPA BAY 162 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:45,015 BUCCANEERS A. THE GAME THEY GIVE 163 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:48,017 OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE 164 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:48,017 PLAYER 165 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:50,024 THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS BEFORE 166 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:50,024 THE GAME 167 00:05:50,024 --> 00:05:55,015 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 168 00:05:50,024 --> 00:05:55,015 IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT SHOW 169 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:59,013 SUPERLATIVES 170 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:59,013 OUR FIRST PLAYER IS CHIEFS 171 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:06,016 QUARTERBACK PATRICK MAHOMES. 172 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:06,016 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TELL 173 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:10,005 HIS BARBER, EH, JUST HAVE FUN. 174 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:10,005 NEXT UP, BEN NIEMANN 175 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:14,000 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 176 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:14,000 STILL HAVE HIS BABY TEETH. 177 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,005 HERE'S BUCS TIGHT END ROB 178 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,005 GRONKOWSKI 179 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:19,023 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TELL 180 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:19,023 TOM BRADY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY 181 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:22,005 OLD QUARTERBACK FROM NEW 182 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:22,005 ENGLAND. 183 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:29,028 NEXT UP FROM THE BUCS IS WIDE 184 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:29,028 RECEIVER MIKE EVANS. 185 00:06:29,028 --> 00:06:34,020 HE WAS VOTED TIRED DRAKE 186 00:06:29,028 --> 00:06:34,020 UP NEXT IS CHIEFS NICK 187 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:39,019 ALLEGRETTI 188 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:39,019 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE 189 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:44,005 ABE LINCOLN DOING A ROBERT DE 190 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:44,005 NIRO IMPRESSION. 191 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:50,012 UP NEXT FROM THE BUCS IS ROSS 192 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:50,012 COCKRELL, VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 193 00:06:50,012 --> 00:06:54,007 SHAVE BY SNEEZING TOO HARD 194 00:06:50,012 --> 00:06:54,007 NEXT FROM THE BUCS IS BLAINE 195 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:58,004 GABBERT. 196 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:58,004 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 197 00:06:58,004 --> 00:07:00,024 SHOWER BY DEEP FRYING HIMSELF. 198 00:06:58,004 --> 00:07:00,024 AND FINALLY FROM THE BUCS, TOM 199 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:03,028 BRADY. 200 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:03,028 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 201 00:07:03,028 --> 00:07:07,006 START GIVING OUT HIS SUPER BOWL 202 00:07:03,028 --> 00:07:07,006 RINGS AS PARTY GIFTS 203 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:08,028 THERE YOU GO, THOSE ARE SUPER 204 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:08,028 BOWL SUPERLATIVES. 205 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,015 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 206 00:07:09,015 --> 00:07:14,016 TONIGHT. 207 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:14,016 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 208 00:07:14,013 --> 00:07:14,016 ♪ 209 00:07:25,014 --> 00:07:28,023 >> WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 210 00:07:25,014 --> 00:07:28,023 TONIGHT, EVERYBODY 211 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:33,020 MIKE MYERS AND DANA CARVEY ARE 212 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:33,020 HERE TONIGHT 213 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,005 PLUS FROM "RIVERDALE" ON THE CW, 214 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,005 CAMILA MENDES IS HERE. 215 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:41,029 SHE'S GOT THE BIGGEST SONG IN 216 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:41,029 THE WORLD WITH "DRIVERS 217 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:47,010 LICENSE," DEBUTED NUMBER ONE ON 218 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:47,010 ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS, 219 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,000 SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, YOUTUBE, 220 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,000 AMAZON, BIGGEST DEBUT OF ANY 221 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,017 SONG ON SPOTIFY. 222 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,017 THE VIDEO HAS ALMOST 100 MILLION 223 00:07:53,017 --> 00:08:00,010 YOUTUBE VIEWS. 224 00:07:53,017 --> 00:08:00,010 OLIVIA RODRIGO IS HERE 225 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:04,018 AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, 226 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:04,018 TARIK AND I ARE GOING TO COMPETE 227 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:08,016 IN THE FIRST ANNUAL TONIGHT SHOW 228 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:08,016 DIP-OFF TO SEE WHO'S GOT THE 229 00:08:08,016 --> 00:08:10,025 BEST DIP 230 00:08:08,016 --> 00:08:10,025 THE BEST DIP 231 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:21,020 HEY, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT 232 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:21,020 SHOW HASH TAGS 233 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:25,005 ♪ 234 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:25,005 >> WE DO THING EVERY WEEK WHERE 235 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,013 WE SEND OUT A HASH TAG AND ASK 236 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,013 YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT 237 00:08:28,013 --> 00:08:33,001 TOPIC. 238 00:08:28,013 --> 00:08:33,001 SINCE THE SUPER BOWL IS THIS 239 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:37,025 SUNDAY AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 240 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:37,025 CALLING TOM BRADY THE G.O.A.T., 241 00:08:37,025 --> 00:08:40,027 I SENT OUT A HASH TAG SAYING I'M 242 00:08:37,025 --> 00:08:40,027 THE G.O.A.T. OF. 243 00:08:40,027 --> 00:08:43,009 IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE 244 00:08:40,027 --> 00:08:43,009 U.S. FOR A LONG TIME 245 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:46,027 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 246 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:46,027 NOW I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME 247 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:50,012 OF MY FAVORITE "I'M THE G.O.A.T. 248 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:50,012 OF" RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. 249 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:57,002 THIS IS FROM UGLY FELIX. 250 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:57,002 HE SAYS I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF 251 00:08:57,002 --> 00:09:00,014 STOPPING THE MICROWAVE COUNTDOWN 252 00:08:57,002 --> 00:09:00,014 TIMER AT ONE SECOND. 253 00:09:00,014 --> 00:09:03,016 I'VE SAVED THE WORLD IF ARE A 254 00:09:00,014 --> 00:09:03,016 LOT OF PLINGS. 255 00:09:03,016 --> 00:09:07,001 PLING. 256 00:09:03,016 --> 00:09:07,001 THIS IS FROM KANSAS BRADBURY 257 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:11,008 HE SAYS I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF 258 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:11,008 OPENING THOSE LITTLE PLASTIC 259 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:16,006 PRODUCE BAGS IN THE GROCERY 260 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:16,006 STORE BY WETTING MY FINGERS IN 261 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:22,009 THE VEGETABLE SPRINKLER. 262 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:22,009 THIS ONE'S FROM AARON JACKSON. 263 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:25,028 HE HE'S I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF 264 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:25,028 SAYING, YOU TOO, AFTER THE 265 00:09:25,028 --> 00:09:32,025 SERVER SAYS, ENJOY YOUR MEAL 266 00:09:25,028 --> 00:09:32,025 WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE 267 00:09:32,025 --> 00:09:36,023 THIS IS FROM BLACKBIRD 1968, I'M 268 00:09:32,025 --> 00:09:36,023 THE G.O.A.T. OF WATCHING 269 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,029 PRE-COVID SHOWS AND GETTING 270 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,029 STRESSED THEY DON'T HAVE MASKS 271 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:42,029 ON 272 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:42,029 I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF STOPPING THE 273 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:49,016 GAS PUMP AT DOT 00 274 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:49,016 OH, YEAH, THAT'S A TALENT. 275 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:56,016 THIS IS FROM KIM YARBROUGH 276 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:56,016 SHE SAYS I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF 277 00:09:56,016 --> 00:10:00,020 SINGING "NO SCRUBS" FROM TLC 278 00:09:56,016 --> 00:10:00,020 LIKE ETHEL MERMAN. 279 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:06,008 WE REACHED OUT TO KIM AND ASKED 280 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:06,008 HER TO GIVE US AN AUDIO EXAMPLE 281 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,000 OF THIS. 282 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,000 SO, TAKE A LISTEN. 283 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,029 ♪ NO I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB. 284 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,029 A SCRUB IS A GUY ♪ 285 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:13,024 ♪ THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM 286 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:13,024 ME ♪ 287 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:16,026 ♪ HANGING OUT THE PASSENGER 288 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:16,026 SIDE ♪ 289 00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:22,013 ♪ OF HIS BEST FRIEND'S RIDE ♪ 290 00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:22,013 >> THAT'S FUNNY. 291 00:10:22,013 --> 00:10:27,011 "NO SCRUBS" LIKE ETHEL HER MAN 292 00:10:22,013 --> 00:10:27,011 THAT'S FANTASTIC 293 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:33,004 THIS IS @JJ SINGLETON 1. 294 00:10:27,011 --> 00:10:33,004 I'M THE G.O.A.T. OF CHEMOTHERAPY 295 00:10:33,004 --> 00:10:34,018 TREATMENTS 296 00:10:33,004 --> 00:10:34,018 93 OF THEM AND STILL KICKING 297 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,013 ASS. 298 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,013 YOU GOT THIS BUDDY 299 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:39,009 THERE'S A PHOTO TOO. 300 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:39,009 YOU GOT THIS, BUDDY. 301 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:42,007 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 302 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:42,007 THOSE ARE THE "TONIGHT SHOW" 303 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:48,004 HASH TAGS. 304 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:48,004 TO CHECK OUT MORE GO TO 305 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,023 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 306 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,023 WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE FIRST 307 00:10:50,023 --> 00:11:02,000 EVER DIP OFF 308 00:10:50,023 --> 00:11:02,000 ♪ 309 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,019 >>> WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 310 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,019 EVERYBODY. 311 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:09,017 THIS WEEKEND IS SUPER BOWL 312 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:09,017 SUNDAY AND AN HONOR THAT TRARIK 313 00:11:09,017 --> 00:11:11,006 AND I HAD A FRIENDLY 314 00:11:09,017 --> 00:11:11,006 COMPETITION. 315 00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:14,018 >> YOU WANT IF TO CALL IT THAT 316 00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:14,018 >> FRIENDLY OR COMPETITION 317 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:17,000 >> EITHER. 318 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:17,000 >> TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE BEST 319 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,018 DIP. 320 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,018 IT IS THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT 321 00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:24,016 SHOW" DIP-OFF, EVERYBODY 322 00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:24,016 PLEASE HOLD YOUR -- HOLD YOUR 323 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:28,001 APPLAUSE, PLEASE 324 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:28,001 YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO MAKE YOUR 325 00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:31,006 DIP AND IT MUST INCLUDE SOME 326 00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:31,006 KIND OF CHEESE 327 00:11:31,006 --> 00:11:35,020 QUESTLOVE WILL JUDGE WHO MADE 328 00:11:31,006 --> 00:11:35,020 THE BEST DIP AND DECLARE ONE OF 329 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:40,005 US THE DIP-OFF CHAMPION. 330 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:40,005 WELL, EARLIER TODAY TARIK AND I 331 00:11:40,005 --> 00:11:42,001 MADE OUR DIPS AND WE RECORDED 332 00:11:40,005 --> 00:11:42,001 OUR WHOLE THING WHICH WE ARE 333 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,013 ABOUT TO SHOW YOU. 334 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,013 TO ENSURE IT'S A FAIR AND 335 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:50,010 UNBIASED CONTEST, QUESTLOVE, 336 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:50,010 PLEASE GRAB THE SOUND PROOF HEAD 337 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,022 PHONOS AND BLIND FOLD WE'VE 338 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,022 GIVEN YOU. 339 00:11:52,022 --> 00:11:54,002 LEAVE THE STUDIO AND HEAD TO THE 340 00:11:52,022 --> 00:11:54,002 ISOLATION ROOM 341 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:59,028 HE'S OFF 342 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:59,028 YOU CAN TELL THAT HE'S EXCITED 343 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:03,000 HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO 344 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:03,000 HAPPEN 345 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,029 ENTERING THE -- NICE ROOM BY THE 346 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,029 WAY. 347 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:06,015 ISOLATION ROOM IS BETTER THAN MY 348 00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:06,015 DRESSING ROOM. 349 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:12,016 ALL RIGHT. 350 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:12,016 SO, HE CAN'T HEAR US OR SEE US 351 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:17,017 AND HERE'S TARIK AND I EARLIER 352 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:17,017 TODAY MAKING OUR DIPS. 353 00:12:17,017 --> 00:12:23,014 ♪ 354 00:12:17,017 --> 00:12:23,014 >> HI, I'M JIMMY FALLON, AND MY 355 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:29,017 DIP IS JIMMY'S NASHVILLE HOT 356 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:29,017 CHICKEN DIP. 357 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:32,019 QUESTLOVE LOVES SPICY CHICKEN 358 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:32,019 SANDWICHES 359 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:38,022 POPEYE'S QUESTLOVE'S FAVORITE. 360 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:38,022 >> I'M GOING TO BE PREPARING THE 361 00:12:38,022 --> 00:12:41,001 SOUTH PHILLY DIP DIP DIVE. 362 00:12:38,022 --> 00:12:41,001 IT'S MY RECIPE 363 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:46,005 IT CAME FROM MY BRAIN. 364 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:46,005 I'M PRETTY SURE JIMMY GOT HIS 365 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:50,024 RECIPE OFF THE INTERNET. 366 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:50,024 >> I GOT MINE ONLINE 367 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:53,022 IT'S JUST CHEESE, WARM, CHICKEN, 368 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:53,022 COMFORT. 369 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:57,004 YOU'VE GOT YOUR POP PIES 370 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:57,004 CHICKEN. 371 00:12:57,004 --> 00:13:01,005 I DON'T WANT TO BE FRYING A 372 00:12:57,004 --> 00:13:01,005 CHICKEN. 373 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:06,006 I'LL LET POP EYES DO THE WORK. 374 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:06,006 >> YOU START WITH THE ARTICHOKE 375 00:13:06,006 --> 00:13:11,013 HERE, SPINACH, THEN WHAT I 376 00:13:06,006 --> 00:13:11,013 CONSIDER THE STAR OF THE SHOW, 377 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:17,007 JUMBO LUMP CRAB MEAT 378 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:17,007 >> I THINK QUESTLOVE'S PROBLEM 379 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:21,019 IS HE OVERTHINKS IT. 380 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:21,019 I JUST WANT TO DIP 381 00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:24,004 PUT IN A BLOCK OF CREAM CHEESE 382 00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:24,004 PHILADELPHIA, CAN'T CLEAR IT 383 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,016 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING AB 384 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,016 FROM PHILLY, MAKES SENSE 385 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:32,016 ALL RIGHT. 386 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:32,016 TO HAVE YOUR NAME ENGRAVED IN 387 00:13:32,016 --> 00:13:34,028 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" FIRST EVER 388 00:13:32,016 --> 00:13:34,028 DIP-OFF DIP BOWL, IT'S JUST AN 389 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:39,023 HONOR IN ITSELF. 390 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:39,023 >> IT WOULD MEAN NOTHING TO ME 391 00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:42,009 TO HAVE MY NAME ENGRAVED ON THE 392 00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:42,009 CHAMPIONSHIP DIP-OFF CRYSTAL 393 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:44,023 BOWL 394 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:44,023 IT'S LIKE, I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH 395 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:51,029 TO FRY 396 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:51,029 SECRET INGREDIENT IS GOING TO 397 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,029 GIVE IT A LITTLE KICK IS WORSTER 398 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,029 SHIRE SAUCE. 399 00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,028 >> HOT SAUCE 400 00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,028 YOU COULD USE WHATEVER YOUR 401 00:13:53,028 --> 00:13:59,017 FAVORITE JAM IS. 402 00:13:53,028 --> 00:13:59,017 I HAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON 403 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,013 THAT, BUT WAKE QUEST UP A LITTLE 404 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,013 BIT. 405 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:03,021 >> WE'VE GOT STUFF MIXED IN 406 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:03,021 THERE. 407 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:07,022 REALLY LAY INTO IT 408 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:07,022 >> JUST START MIXING IT UP 409 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:11,004 QUEST IS GOING TO FREAK OUT. 410 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:11,004 >> THIS IS A CAST IRON SKILLET 411 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:14,012 PUT IT IN THERE. 412 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:14,012 >> TAKE THE PAN, TOSS IT OUT OF 413 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:19,009 THE BOWL 414 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:19,009 MAKE SURE IT'S FRESHLY PLOPPED 415 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:22,028 I MAY NOT BE AN AMAZING CHEF BUT 416 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:22,028 I CAN THROW A BUNCH OF STUFF IN 417 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,000 A BOWL AND WARM IT UP, MAKE IT 418 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,000 WARM 419 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,022 >> HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE LEFT? 420 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,022 >> 20 MINUTES. 421 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:30,015 >> I'M GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE 422 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:30,015 OVEN NOW 423 00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:33,014 >> 17 MINUTES. 424 00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:33,014 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS IN THERE 425 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:36,005 RIGHT NOW. 426 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:36,005 >> OOW 427 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,027 I'M JUST JOKING. 428 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,027 >> TARIK, YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE 429 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:41,002 LEFT 430 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:41,002 >> THAT LOOKS GOOD 431 00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:44,007 >> HOW MUCH TIME 432 00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:44,007 >> 30 SECONDS. 433 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,006 >> YOU WANT TO GARNISH WITH DILL 434 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,006 CHIPS. 435 00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:53,019 I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S GOING TO 436 00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:53,019 PUT IT OVER THE EDGE IS THE DILL 437 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:56,011 PICKLE CHIPS 438 00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:56,011 COLD GARN, HOT DIP 439 00:14:56,011 --> 00:15:00,006 I'M DONE 440 00:14:56,011 --> 00:15:00,006 BEER ME. 441 00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:02,009 >> IF QUEST DOESN'T PICK MY DIP, 442 00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:02,009 IT'S COOL. 443 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:06,001 THEN YOU GUYS HAVE WITNESSED THE 444 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:06,001 END OF THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 445 00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:09,005 I QUIT 446 00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:09,005 >> I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T 447 00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:16,012 GET UPSET. 448 00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:16,012 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, MAN 449 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:20,007 >> EXCITING. 450 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:20,007 TOUGH COMPETITION. 451 00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:25,023 QUESTLOVE MAY NOW EXIT THE 452 00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:25,023 ISOLATION ROOM AND TAKE HIS 453 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:32,000 PLACE AT THE JUDGE'S TABLE 454 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:32,000 HE HEARD NOTHING 455 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,016 HE SAW NOTHING -- WELL, HIGE HEA 456 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,016 SOMETHING. 457 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:38,021 HE HEARD MUSIC 458 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:38,021 BUT HE SAW NOTHING 459 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,029 WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE QUESTLOVE'S 460 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,029 BRAIN IS TO QUESTLOVE HIMSELF. 461 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:44,016 WE'LL PLAY THAT GAME NEXT YEAR 462 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:44,016 HI, BUDDY. 463 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:47,016 NICE TO SEE YOU. 464 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:47,016 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 465 00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:51,011 IT IS DOWN TIME. 466 00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:51,011 IT IS NOW TIME TO TRY THE DIPS 467 00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:55,002 WE HAVE DIP NUMBER ONE IS THE 468 00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:55,002 CHICKEN DIP AND DIP NUMBER TWO 469 00:15:55,002 --> 00:16:00,003 IS THE CRAB DIP. 470 00:15:55,002 --> 00:16:00,003 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 471 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:04,024 TRY AWAY 472 00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:04,024 >> OKAY. 473 00:16:04,024 --> 00:16:13,017 >> YEAH, A LITTLE POSITIONING. 474 00:16:04,024 --> 00:16:13,017 INTERESTING. 475 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:16,002 >> THICKY SUE ROBINSON 476 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:16,002 >> YEAH, THERE WE GO 477 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:19,004 ALL RIGHT. 478 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:19,004 OKAY 479 00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:23,009 >> CHEESEY 480 00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:23,009 >> CHEESEY 481 00:16:23,009 --> 00:16:26,004 ALL RIGHT. 482 00:16:23,009 --> 00:16:26,004 >> PICKLEY 483 00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,029 >> WHAT? 484 00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,029 >> PICKLEY 485 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,015 >> INTERESTING 486 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,015 >> SPICY 487 00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:32,024 >> SPICY 488 00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:32,024 >> ALL SPICY 489 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,015 >> ALL INTERESTING ADJECTIVES. 490 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,015 >> YEAH. 491 00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:37,001 >> IT'S A CRAB DIP 492 00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:37,001 >> ALL RIGHT 493 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:42,000 HERE WE GO 494 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:42,000 >> CLEAN YOUR PALLET 495 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:52,021 STRAIGHT VODKA, BY THE WAY 496 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:52,021 HERE WE GO 497 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:55,003 RIGHT? 498 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:55,003 QUESTLOVE, PLEASE WRITE DOWN 499 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:59,011 YOUR CHOICE FOR THE WINNING DIP 500 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:59,011 AND PUT IT INTO THE OFFICIAL 501 00:16:59,011 --> 00:17:01,010 "TONIGHT SHOW" DIP-OFF BALLOT 502 00:16:59,011 --> 00:17:01,010 BOX. 503 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:05,004 >> I KNOW THIS IS FUN AND JOKES 504 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:05,004 BUILDING UP TO IT, BUT NOW THIS 505 00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:07,020 IS DEAD SERIOUS. 506 00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:07,020 >> YEAH, I'M -- 507 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:15,010 >> THEY'RE BOTH GREAT, AND YOU 508 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:15,010 KNOW, I HAVE A FRIEND IN YOU AND 509 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:18,021 A BOSS, A 35-YEAR FRIENDSHIP 510 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:18,021 WITH THIS GUY OVER HERE. 511 00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:21,027 >> MM-HM, THAT'S TRUE. 512 00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:21,027 BUT HOW MUCH ARE YEARS OF 513 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:22,029 QUALITY? 514 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:22,029 QUALITY TIME 515 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:27,000 KIND OF EQUAL. 516 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:27,000 KIND OF EQUAL EACH OTHER OUT 517 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,010 >> OKAY. 518 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,010 >> OKAY. 519 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,006 THERE WE GO. 520 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,006 THAT IS IT 521 00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:35,016 THE VOTE IS LOCKED IN. 522 00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:35,016 THE VOTE IS LOCKED IN. 523 00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:44,015 NOW WE CAN REVEAL TO QUESTLOVE 524 00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:44,015 WHO MADE WHICH DIP 525 00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:47,026 >> I MADE THE -- THE CRAB DIP. 526 00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:47,026 >> YEAH. 527 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:52,008 YEAH, I MADE THE NASHVILLE HOT 528 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:52,008 CHICKEN DIP. 529 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:55,003 >> YEAH, MINE IS CALLED THE 530 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:55,003 PHILLY DIP DIP DOT 531 00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:58,012 BECAUSE YOU DIP INTO IT AND YOU 532 00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:58,012 GO WOW, IT'S REALLY GOOD 533 00:17:58,012 --> 00:18:01,020 THEN YOU DIP AGAIN, AND YOU GO 534 00:17:58,012 --> 00:18:01,020 WOW. 535 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:05,002 >> THEN YOU GO TO A DIVE BAR AND 536 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:05,002 GET A BETTER DIP 537 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:11,018 >> THEN YOU DIVE INTO IT 538 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:11,018 >> I WENT WITH -- I WENT 539 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:15,010 NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN DIP -- 540 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:15,010 >> DOT COM 541 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,012 >> NO, I SWITCHED MINE UP. 542 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,012 NO, I SWITCHED MINE UP 543 00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:22,020 I CHANGED MY RECIPE UP 544 00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:22,020 I TOOK MAYO OUT, PUT GREEK 545 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:25,025 YOGURT IN INSTEAD AND ADDED A 546 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:25,025 LITTLE BIT OF CHEDDAR CHEESE 547 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:30,022 AND WHAT I DID WAS I DIDN'T FRY 548 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:30,022 THE CHICKEN, I USED POPEYE'S 549 00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:35,026 CHICKEN BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO 550 00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:35,026 BE FRYING CHICKEN ALL DAY. 551 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:39,021 AND I KNOW THAT'S A COMFORT FOOD 552 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:39,021 WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED 553 00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:42,020 AND WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING A 554 00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:42,020 STRESSFUL FOOTBALL CAME, WHAT 555 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:46,024 ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 556 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:46,024 GO I WANT CRAB DIP 557 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,016 >> POPEYE MADE THE DIP 558 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,016 >> GOT IT. 559 00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:51,002 DIDN'T MAKE THE DIP. 560 00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:51,002 THERE IS NO POPEYE 561 00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:55,017 >> IT'S CHICKEN DIP -- 562 00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:55,017 EVERYTHING YOU ADD IS JUST A 563 00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:57,010 GARNISH TO GO WITH THE POPEYE'S 564 00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:57,010 CHICKEN. 565 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,012 >> WOW, WOW. 566 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,012 YOU REALLY DID YOUR THING. 567 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:03,010 >> YEAH, I DID 568 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:03,010 WE'RE CALLING THE VIDEO EXACTLY 569 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,009 THERE'S GREEN ONIONS INVOLVED. 570 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,009 >> YEAH. 571 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:08,027 >> SLICED AT AN ANGLE BY THE 572 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:08,027 WAY. 573 00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:10,000 >> OKAY. 574 00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:10,000 >> YEAH. 575 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,019 YOU SEE THOSE GREEN ONIONS 576 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,019 YOU PICKED THEM OUT OF YOUR 577 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,004 TEETH. 578 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,004 YOU'RE LIKE SOMEONE THOUGHT OF 579 00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,013 THIS 580 00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,013 I THINK THAT HE WOULD WANT THAT 581 00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:19,018 ON HIS TABLE WHILE HE'S WATCHING 582 00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:19,018 THE BIG GAME 583 00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:20,021 >> QUESTLOVE DON'T EVEN WATCH 584 00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:20,021 FOOTBALL 585 00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:25,015 >> I UNDERSTAND. 586 00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:25,015 I KNOW 587 00:19:25,015 --> 00:19:27,027 >> IF YOU KNOW LIKE THAT, YOU 588 00:19:25,015 --> 00:19:27,027 WOULD KNOW 589 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:30,013 >> I'M JUST SAYING FOR EVERYONE 590 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:30,013 AT HOME. 591 00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:32,002 I'M SETTING -- I'M SETTING THE 592 00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:32,002 STAGE. 593 00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:35,007 QUESTLOVE, I THINK IT IS NOW 594 00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:35,007 TIME TO TALLY THE VOTE 595 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,025 IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH 596 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,025 TIME TO FIND OUT -- WHY IS THERE 597 00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:42,017 EVEN A PADLOCK ON THAT 598 00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:42,017 WE'RE GOING TO BREAK INTO THE 599 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:46,005 BALLOT BOX 600 00:19:42,017 --> 00:19:46,005 ALL RIGHT. 601 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,024 FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW" 602 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,024 DIP-OFF. 603 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:53,005 QUESTLOVE OPEN THE BOX, PLEASE, 604 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:53,005 AND REVEAL THE WINNER. 605 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:57,006 >> OKAY. 606 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:57,006 THE DIP-OFF OFFICIAL WINNER -- 607 00:19:57,006 --> 00:20:02,024 >> MM-HM, YES. 608 00:19:57,006 --> 00:20:02,024 >> I LOVE BOTH MY FRIENDS' DIPS. 609 00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:07,011 >> WHAT? 610 00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:07,011 COME ON, MAN 611 00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:12,022 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY -- THAT IS 612 00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:12,022 ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. 613 00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:16,013 >> I JUST WANT TO SAY A SHOUTOUT 614 00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:16,013 TO THE MAN UP ABOVE, TO MY 615 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:19,025 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW, WE'RE 616 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:19,025 BRINGING IT HOME, BABY 617 00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:23,000 WE'RE BRINGING IT HOME 618 00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:23,000 THANK YOU. 619 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,026 I JUST WANT TO SAY TO EVERY 620 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,026 ARTICHOKE, EVERY AVOCADO EVER, 621 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:29,013 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO 622 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:29,013 GROW UP TO BE NOTHING, YOU COULD 623 00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:33,005 ONE DAY BE -- 624 00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:33,005 >> I WANT TO THANK MY KIDS 625 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:36,004 >> WE DID IT, WE DID IT, BABY. 626 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:36,004 >> CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 627 00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:38,019 CHAMPIONS. 628 00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:38,019 >> WE DID IT, WE DID IT. 629 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:44,000 >> WE DID IT 630 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:44,000 I WON THAT ONE 631 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:59,003 >> FAIR AND SQUARE 632 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:59,003 >>> MY FIRST GUESTS ARE BOTH 633 00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,015 EMMY WINNERS AND TWO OF THE 634 00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,015 FUNNIEST, MOST TALENTED PEOPLE I 635 00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:04,017 KNOW 636 00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:04,017 GOSH, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 637 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:10,024 THIS IS VERY EXCITED 638 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:10,024 THEY'VE REUNITED AS THEIR ICONIC 639 00:21:10,024 --> 00:21:13,026 CHARACTERS WAYNE AND GARTH FOR A 640 00:21:10,024 --> 00:21:13,026 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL FOR UBER 641 00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:16,015 EATS 642 00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:16,015 HERE'S MIKE MEYERS AND DANA 643 00:21:16,015 --> 00:21:18,010 CARVEY 644 00:21:16,015 --> 00:21:18,010 YEAH, YEAH 645 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:23,014 >> PARTY ON. 646 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:23,014 >> WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 647 00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:26,010 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 648 00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:26,010 >> WE'RE GONNA COME AND GET 649 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,015 SOME 650 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,015 >> COME GET SOME 651 00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:31,009 >> COME GET SOME RIGHT NOW 652 00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:31,009 >> IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU GUYS 653 00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:36,004 RIGHT HERE 654 00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:36,004 COME GET SOME. 655 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:40,006 >> I'M GOING TO TOUR A CHARACTER 656 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:40,006 I CALL RED REDNECKY THE RED 657 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:42,022 COMEDIAN 658 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:42,022 I'M GOING TO HIRE OTHERS TO PLAY 659 00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:48,009 HIM. 660 00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:48,009 I KNOW A REDNECK MAN, ONLY 661 00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:53,005 BECAUSE MAMA TURNED HIM DOWN 662 00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:53,005 COME AND GET SOME IS HIS CATCH 663 00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:59,020 PHRASE 664 00:21:53,005 --> 00:21:59,020 COME AND GET SOME. 665 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:02,010 THE OTHER DAY -- COME AND GET 666 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:02,010 SOME IS BLOWING UP ON MY 667 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:07,022 PODCAST. 668 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:07,022 COME AND GET SOME. 669 00:22:07,022 --> 00:22:12,016 >> MY KIDS, EVERY ONE HAS FOOD 670 00:22:07,022 --> 00:22:12,016 WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH HUB CAPS TO 671 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:15,016 GO AROUND TO FEED EVERYBODY. 672 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:15,016 COME AND GET SOME. 673 00:22:15,016 --> 00:22:17,025 >> YOU SHOULD THROW COME AND GET 674 00:22:15,016 --> 00:22:17,025 SOME -- 675 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:20,026 >> IS IT YOUR TURN TO LAUGH? 676 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:20,026 IS THAT WHAT THAT IS 677 00:22:20,026 --> 00:22:23,015 >> COME AND GET SOME IS 678 00:22:20,026 --> 00:22:23,015 EVERYTHING 679 00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:28,029 MY GRAND PAPPY INVENTED THE 680 00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:28,029 PHRASE DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS. 681 00:22:28,029 --> 00:22:30,028 EVERY NAME HE GOT A BUCK, HE GOT 682 00:22:28,029 --> 00:22:30,028 A DOUGHNUT 683 00:22:30,028 --> 00:22:38,004 HE DIED AT 47. 684 00:22:30,028 --> 00:22:38,004 COME AND GET SOME. 685 00:22:38,004 --> 00:22:41,025 >> COME AND GET SOME IS THE BEST 686 00:22:38,004 --> 00:22:41,025 THING. 687 00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:48,019 >> OH, YEAH. 688 00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:48,019 >> YOU EVER CRAP SO BIG YOU 689 00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:50,018 DON'T KNOW IF IT GONE FLUSH DOWN 690 00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:50,018 THAT TOILET. 691 00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:54,007 COME AND GET SOME. 692 00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:54,007 IT'S JUST BAD JOKES, FOLKS 693 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:58,024 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD 694 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:58,024 COME AND GET SOME. 695 00:22:58,024 --> 00:23:02,019 THAT'S RED REDNECKY THE REDNECK 696 00:22:58,024 --> 00:23:02,019 COMEDIAN 697 00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:05,027 YOU CAN HEAR IT ON MY PODCAST. 698 00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:05,027 FANTASTIC WITH DANA CARVEY 699 00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:08,012 COME AND GET SOME. 700 00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:08,012 COME AND GET SOME. 701 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,015 >> I HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS I 702 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,015 WANT TO ASK THAT I'VE NEVER 703 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,000 ASKED YOU BEFORE 704 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,000 >> REALLY? 705 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,002 >> YEAH. 706 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,002 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH 707 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:18,017 OTHER AND WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER 708 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:18,017 EACH ABOUT MEETING EACH OTHER? 709 00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:22,026 DANA, YOU FIRST. 710 00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:22,026 >> OH, MICHAEL AND I MET -- I 711 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:28,026 GUESS IT WAS THE LATE '80s 712 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:28,026 I HAD DONE "SNL," I WAS 713 00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:31,021 FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GET ON 714 00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:31,021 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND I WAS 715 00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:33,020 THERE FOR A COUPLE OF SEASONS I 716 00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:33,020 GUESS. 717 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:38,001 AND OUR LATEST NEW CAST MEMBER 718 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:38,001 APPEARED AND IT WAS MIKE MYERS 719 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:43,002 AND I LIKED HIM RIGHT AWAY 720 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:43,002 HE WAS VERY CLEVER LAD 721 00:23:43,002 --> 00:23:47,023 AND THAT WAS WE -- I THINK WE 722 00:23:43,002 --> 00:23:47,023 JUST MET AROUND TOWN 723 00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:50,008 AND THE MOUSE FROM "SNL," THE 724 00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:50,008 MOST INTENSE THING YOU COULD 725 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:52,017 EVER EXPERIENCE, I THINK 726 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:52,017 MIKE, WHAT YOU THINK 727 00:23:52,017 --> 00:23:55,010 >> YEP 728 00:23:52,017 --> 00:23:55,010 AND I HADN'T SEEN THE SHOW 729 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:58,015 BECAUSE I LIVED IN ENGLAND AND 730 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:58,015 IT WASN'T ON ENGLAND 731 00:23:58,015 --> 00:24:05,008 AND I MOVED TO CANADA SHORTLY 732 00:23:58,015 --> 00:24:05,008 AND I CAME IN TO WHAT APPEARED 733 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:10,012 TO ME TO BE THIS -- AND IT'S 734 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:10,012 TRUE -- THIS ALL STAR CAST 735 00:24:10,012 --> 00:24:16,002 AND JUST, LIKE, OH, MY GOD, 736 00:24:10,012 --> 00:24:16,002 THESE GUYS ARE SO FANTASTIC. 737 00:24:16,002 --> 00:24:23,002 AND THEN WHEN I WROTE "WAYNE'S 738 00:24:16,002 --> 00:24:23,002 WORLD" I JUST THOUGHT, I MEAN, 739 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:27,006 YOU KNOW, I NEED TO MAKE SURE 740 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:27,006 THAT DANA CARVEY IS IN MY SKETCH 741 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:30,019 BECAUSE PUT GOOD PEOPLE IN YOUR 742 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:30,019 SKETCH AND IT WILL GET ON. 743 00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:34,001 >> THE FIRST FEW TIMES WENT ON, 744 00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:34,001 WE WERE KIND OF THE LAST SKETCH. 745 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:36,019 >> YEAH. 746 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:36,019 >> IT TOOK US A WHILE. 747 00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:41,004 >> SO, THE TRUTH IS YOU WERE IN 748 00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:41,004 THE AREA OF "SNL" THAT WAS ON 749 00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:42,026 THE FLOOR, WHERE ALL SKETCHES GO 750 00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:42,026 TO DIE 751 00:24:42,026 --> 00:24:45,016 >> YES 752 00:24:42,026 --> 00:24:45,016 >> ALL THE WAY FAR BACK AND TO 753 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,007 THE LEFT 754 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,007 >> YEAH. 755 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:50,028 >> THE DEAD CORNER 756 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:50,028 THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE 757 00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:53,011 LOOKING AT YOU AT ALL. 758 00:24:50,028 --> 00:24:53,011 THEY HAVE TO WATCH IT ON THE 759 00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:55,023 OMONITOR 760 00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:55,023 YOU'RE JUST LIKE IS ANYBODY 761 00:24:55,023 --> 00:24:58,012 WATCHING 762 00:24:55,023 --> 00:24:58,012 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SENDING IT 763 00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:00,027 INTO SFAS OR SOMETHING 764 00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:00,027 >> WE WILL JUMP UP AND DOWN WITH 765 00:25:00,027 --> 00:25:02,020 ENERGY 766 00:25:00,027 --> 00:25:02,020 I THINK WHEN YOU'RE LAST UP AND 767 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,006 YOU'RE OVER IN THE CORNER, 768 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,006 YOU'RE TRYING TO BE KIND OF 769 00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,001 DEFIANT. 770 00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,001 WE'LL JUST BRING PSYCHOTIC 771 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:10,019 ENERGY 772 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:10,019 JUST SCREAMING 773 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:14,007 BUT EVENTUALLY IT CAUGHT ON. 774 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:14,007 >> WHEN YOU DO THESE SKETCHES, 775 00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:19,014 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO BE 776 00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:19,014 A FILM 777 00:25:19,014 --> 00:25:20,021 >> NO, WE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS 778 00:25:19,014 --> 00:25:20,021 GOING TO BE A FILM 779 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,026 AND WHEN WE DID IT, WE DIDN'T 780 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,026 THINK THEY WERE GOING TO RELEASE 781 00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:24,016 IT NECESSARILY 782 00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:24,016 THEY WERE LIKE WHAT IS THIS, 783 00:25:24,016 --> 00:25:27,023 REMEMBER 784 00:25:24,016 --> 00:25:27,023 >> YEAH, WE DIDN'T THINK THEY 785 00:25:27,023 --> 00:25:30,006 WOULD BRING ACTUAL CAMERAS TO 786 00:25:27,023 --> 00:25:30,006 THE SECHLT WE WERE YOUNG 787 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:34,000 WE DIDN'T KNOW 788 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:34,000 WE WEREN'T SURE IF IT WAS A 789 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,026 STAGE PLAY OR A PUPPET SHOW AT 790 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,026 MALLS. 791 00:25:34,026 --> 00:25:37,003 ANYWAY 792 00:25:34,026 --> 00:25:37,003 >> WHEN DID YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS 793 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,007 A REAL MOVIE 794 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,007 BECAUSE IT WAS A GIANT, GIANT 795 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:45,002 MOVIE. 796 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:45,002 >> THAT SUMMER, I THINK. 797 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:52,012 DANA AND I WERE INVITED TO THIS 798 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:52,012 RALLY THAT ELLEN DeGENERES WAS 799 00:25:52,012 --> 00:25:54,014 HOSTING AT LINCOLN PARK IN 800 00:25:52,012 --> 00:25:54,014 CHICAGO. 801 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:59,001 AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT 802 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:59,001 STRUCK ME WAS THAT DANA'S THE 803 00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:02,027 MOST RELAXED PERFORMER 804 00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:02,027 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S JUST, LET'S 805 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:08,004 JUST HAVE FUN. 806 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:08,004 AND I WAS LIKE, OH, RIGHT, WE'RE 807 00:26:08,004 --> 00:26:10,016 SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS 808 00:26:08,004 --> 00:26:10,016 I'M A BIT OF A TORTURED ARTIST 809 00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:12,029 AT TIMES 810 00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:12,029 >> I WING IT 811 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,027 >> AND HE WAS LIKE, JUST HAVE 812 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,027 FUN, COME ON, LET'S DO IT. 813 00:26:15,027 --> 00:26:18,029 I WAS LIKE, YOU'RE NOT REALLY 814 00:26:15,027 --> 00:26:18,029 THAT PERSON, ARE YOU 815 00:26:18,029 --> 00:26:21,021 AND HE IS REALLY THAT PERSON 816 00:26:18,029 --> 00:26:21,021 EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. 817 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:24,016 AND I WAS LIKE, OH, RIGHT, WE 818 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:24,016 DON'T HAVE TO -- I DON'T HAVE TO 819 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,025 BE SO TORTURED 820 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,025 YOU CAN STILL BE PRESENT 821 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:32,005 HE SAID SOMETHING. 822 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:32,005 I GOT A BIG GIANT LAUGH. 823 00:26:32,005 --> 00:26:35,010 AND HE WAS SO CALM THAT HE -- HE 824 00:26:32,005 --> 00:26:35,010 WAS LIKE -- LINCOLN PARK 825 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,018 HE TURNED TO ME AND GOES, DO YOU 826 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,018 WANT TO EAT AT THE HOTEL 827 00:26:38,018 --> 00:26:41,000 I WOULD BE LOOKING LIKE -- 828 00:26:38,018 --> 00:26:41,000 >> WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT NOW. 829 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,025 >> DON'T TALK TO ME. 830 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,025 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 831 00:26:46,025 --> 00:26:49,017 AND I'M BACK IN. 832 00:26:46,025 --> 00:26:49,017 >> ISN'T IT FUN THOUGH 833 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:53,018 EVEN THOUGH YOU DO HAVE FUN, IT 834 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:53,018 IS COMEDY, BUT PUTTING ALL THAT 835 00:26:53,018 --> 00:26:55,027 WORK INTO ONE LITTLE JOKE COULD 836 00:26:53,018 --> 00:26:55,027 TAKE YOU HOURS 837 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:59,028 IT COULD TAKE YOU A WEEK TO GO 838 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:59,028 HOW ARE WE GOING TO CRACK THIS 839 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:04,022 AND SOMEONE HAS TO SHAKE YOU AND 840 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:04,022 GO, IT'S COMEDY, HAVE FUN. 841 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:10,003 >> COME AND GET SOME 842 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:10,003 COME GET SOME. 843 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,016 >> MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WITH MIKE 844 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,016 MEYERS AND DANA CARVEY 845 00:27:11,016 --> 00:27:15,014 EVERYBODY. 846 00:27:11,016 --> 00:27:15,014 COME AND GET SOME. 847 00:27:15,014 --> 00:27:34,022 ♪ 848 00:27:15,014 --> 00:27:34,022 >>> WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY 849 00:27:34,022 --> 00:27:40,009 I AM TALKING TO OUR GOOD FRIENDS 850 00:27:34,022 --> 00:27:40,009 MIKE MEYERS AND DANA CARVEY. 851 00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:42,018 THE UBER EATS COMMERCIAL IS 852 00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:42,018 GREAT. 853 00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:45,027 NO SPOILERS, BUT THERE'S 854 00:27:42,018 --> 00:27:45,027 SOMETHING THAT COULD BE SPOILED. 855 00:27:45,027 --> 00:27:50,002 LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 856 00:27:45,027 --> 00:27:50,002 SO, WHO COMES -- DOES UBER COME 857 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,002 TO YOU GUYS AND GO, ARE YOU GUYS 858 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,002 UP FOR THIS, AND HERE'S THE 859 00:27:52,002 --> 00:27:58,018 PITCH? 860 00:27:52,002 --> 00:27:58,018 >> YES, UBER CAME TO US BECAUSE 861 00:27:58,018 --> 00:28:03,015 "WAYNE'S WORLD" IS LOCAL ACCESS, 862 00:27:58,018 --> 00:28:03,015 AND THEY'RE DOING THIS FANTASTIC 863 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:08,019 CAMPAIGN ABOUT LOCAL 864 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:08,019 RESTAURANTS. 865 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:11,018 AND I -- I SHOULD NOT LIKE THIS, 866 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:11,018 DANA, BUT I THOUGHT GIVEN WHAT'S 867 00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:18,027 HAPPENED IN THE LAST YEAR, 868 00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:18,027 THAT'S AN INDUSTRY THAT'S JUST 869 00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:21,009 BEING DEVASTATED BY THE 870 00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:21,009 PANDEMIC 871 00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:25,021 AND ALSO, JUST AS ACTORS, THE 872 00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:25,021 RELATED INDUSTRIES, THE 873 00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:30,015 RESTAURANT BUSINESS, MOST ACTORS 874 00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:30,015 ARE WAITERS AT SOME POINT. 875 00:28:30,015 --> 00:28:34,000 AND A LOT OF MY FRIENDS IN NEW 876 00:28:30,015 --> 00:28:34,000 YORK ARE -- I WAS A BUSBOY, AND 877 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,024 A LOT OF MY FRIENDS IN NEW YORK 878 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,024 EITHER WORK IN RESTAURANTS OR 879 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:42,006 HAVE A RESTAURANT OR HAD HA 880 00:28:39,024 --> 00:28:42,006 RESTAURANT 881 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,008 AND THEY'RE SUPPORTING LOCAL 882 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,008 RESTAURANTS. 883 00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:47,026 AND THAT'S THE WHOLE BASIS OF 884 00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:47,026 THIS WHOLE THING IS WE'RE UBER 885 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,002 EATS LOCAL AND WE'RE SUPPORTING 886 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,002 LOCAL RESTAURANTS. 887 00:28:50,002 --> 00:28:52,010 AND THEY HAVE A FUND OF A 888 00:28:50,002 --> 00:28:52,010 CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY, MANY, 889 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,016 MANY MILLIONS. 890 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,016 >> MANY, MANY MILLIONS 891 00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:57,004 >> THAT ARE GOING TO BE 892 00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:57,004 SUPPORTING LOCAL RESTAURANTS 893 00:28:57,004 --> 00:29:00,001 SO, IT'S GOOD. 894 00:28:57,004 --> 00:29:00,001 >> I WANT TO SAY $20 MILLION, I 895 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:03,019 THINK. 896 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:03,019 >> IT'S GOOD AND GOOD FOR YOU. 897 00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:09,026 >> NICE ELEMENT TO DOING THE 898 00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:09,026 HONOR AND FLATTERY OF BEING 899 00:29:09,026 --> 00:29:13,011 ASKED TO DO A SUPER BOWL 900 00:29:09,026 --> 00:29:13,011 COMMERCIAL 901 00:29:13,011 --> 00:29:15,016 AND THE FACT THAT IT HAS A NICE 902 00:29:13,011 --> 00:29:15,016 PHILANTHROPIC SIDE TO IT 903 00:29:15,016 --> 00:29:18,018 >> ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, 904 00:29:15,016 --> 00:29:18,018 IT'S FUNNY 905 00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:20,011 IT'S LEGITIMATELY ACTUALLY 906 00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:20,011 FUNNY. 907 00:29:20,011 --> 00:29:24,006 >> WELL, IT WAS FUN TO DO. 908 00:29:20,011 --> 00:29:24,006 I HAD A BLAST WITH DANA. 909 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,027 WE JUST -- THEY HAD TO SORT OF 910 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,027 GET A BLOW TORCH AND A CROWBAR 911 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,020 TO GET US TO GO, OKAY, IT'S DONE 912 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,020 NOW, GO HOME 913 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:35,001 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT 914 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:35,001 ALWAYS -- WE'RE NOT ALWAYS 915 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,029 AROUND COMEDIANS, ESPECIALLY 916 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,029 DURING THE PANDEMIC. 917 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:40,021 AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO BE 918 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:40,021 AROUND SOMEONE WHO SPARKS TO 919 00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:45,022 WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND THEY 920 00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:45,022 GO, MIKE WAS KILLING ME WITH 921 00:29:45,022 --> 00:29:51,006 THIS BRITISH WIG 922 00:29:45,022 --> 00:29:51,006 >> WE ALL HAVE WIGS AND YOU'RE 923 00:29:51,006 --> 00:30:00,008 CONSTANTLY BEING POKED AT. 924 00:29:51,006 --> 00:30:00,008 ENOUGH WITH THIS WIGGERY 925 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,011 ENOUGH OF IT 926 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,011 WIGG 927 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:08,001 WIGGERY BY INTENTION 928 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:08,001 >> MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WAS 929 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:12,009 JOHNNY CARSON GETTING PULLED 930 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:12,009 OVER BY THE COPS IN THE 1970s. 931 00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:15,021 THAT WAS THE ONE THAT MIKE HAD 932 00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:15,021 NEVER HEARD. 933 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:19,019 OH, SORRY, OFFICER, I DIDN'T 934 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:19,019 KNOW I WAS SWERVING. 935 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:21,024 I HAD TWO SLIPPERY MONKEYS AT 936 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:21,024 THE HOOK AND CROOK 937 00:30:21,024 --> 00:30:24,023 COME AND GET SOME. 938 00:30:21,024 --> 00:30:24,023 >> IT'S A DIFFERENT DRINK. 939 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:29,010 IT'S A DIFFERENT DRINK AND A 940 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:29,010 DIFFERENT PLACE TO HAVE -- 941 00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:32,025 >> YEAH. 942 00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:32,025 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 943 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:43,004 >> I HAD A TOMATO BOOM BOOM AT 944 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:43,004 THE RUSTY RAT. 945 00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:46,029 I HAD A SCOTCH AND -- 946 00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:46,029 >> DON'T GET A DUI 947 00:30:46,029 --> 00:30:48,019 >> IT'S JUST THE NAME OF THE 948 00:30:46,029 --> 00:30:48,019 ESTABLISHMENT AND THE NAME OF 949 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:53,004 THE DRINK. 950 00:30:48,019 --> 00:30:53,004 AND THERE'S ENDLESS 951 00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:54,001 COMBINATIONS, AND IT JUST -- I 952 00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:54,001 DON'T KNOW 953 00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:55,019 THERE'S SOMETHING NOSTALGIC 954 00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:55,019 ABOUT IT 955 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,005 IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE 956 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,005 THEY'RE DRINKING 957 00:30:57,005 --> 00:31:00,026 >> OH, MY GOSH 958 00:30:57,005 --> 00:31:00,026 >> WE LAUGHED A LOT, MIKE AND I. 959 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,028 >> I JUST LAUGHED A LOT. 960 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,028 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME ON 961 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:06,020 OUR SHOW 962 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:06,020 I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 963 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:11,012 CONGRATS ON THE COMMERCIAL 964 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:11,012 >> WE MISS YOU, JIMMY. 965 00:31:11,012 --> 00:31:18,008 >> I LOVE TO SEE YOU 966 00:31:11,012 --> 00:31:18,008 CATCH OUT THE SUPER BOWL 967 00:31:18,008 --> 00:31:20,017 COMMERCIAL FOR UBER EATS DURING 968 00:31:18,008 --> 00:31:20,017 THE BIG GAME 969 00:31:20,017 --> 00:31:38,001 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAMILA 970 00:31:20,017 --> 00:31:38,001 MENDES 971 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:42,000 >>> MY NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 972 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:42,000 ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE ON THE 973 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,026 HIT SHOW "RIVERDALE" EVERY 974 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,026 WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 8:00 P.M. ON 975 00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:48,000 THE CW 976 00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:48,000 HERE IS CAMILA MENDES. 977 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,018 HEY, SO GREAT TO SEE YOU 978 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,018 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING 979 00:31:49,018 --> 00:31:53,001 THIS 980 00:31:49,018 --> 00:31:53,001 >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, YEAH. 981 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:56,006 >> ARE YOU IN VANCOUVER? 982 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:56,006 >> I'M IN VANCOUVER. 983 00:31:56,006 --> 00:31:59,011 >> DOING "RIVERDALE. 984 00:31:56,006 --> 00:31:59,011 >> I'M DOING "RIVERDALE. 985 00:31:59,011 --> 00:32:03,003 I JUST GOT OUT OF QUARANTINE 986 00:31:59,011 --> 00:32:03,003 LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO 987 00:32:03,003 --> 00:32:04,025 >> WHAT DID THE CAST GET UP TO 988 00:32:03,003 --> 00:32:04,025 WHEN YOU WERE IN QUARANTINE? 989 00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:07,027 >> IN QUARANTINE 990 00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:07,027 >> YEAH. 991 00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:12,024 >> FOR THE SECOND QUARANTINE, 992 00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:12,024 LIKE I KIND OF HATE IT WHEN 993 00:32:12,024 --> 00:32:15,009 PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL REALLY 994 00:32:12,024 --> 00:32:15,009 [ BLEEP ] ABOUT NOT SEEING 995 00:32:15,009 --> 00:32:17,029 MOVIES 996 00:32:15,009 --> 00:32:17,029 IF I HAVEN'T SEEN A REALLY 997 00:32:17,029 --> 00:32:19,015 CLASSIC MOVIE AND PEOPLE ARE 998 00:32:17,029 --> 00:32:19,015 LIKE, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT 999 00:32:19,015 --> 00:32:22,023 >> YEAH. 1000 00:32:19,015 --> 00:32:22,023 >> AND THEY MAKE YOU FEEL 1001 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,009 TERRIBLE 1002 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,009 >> YEAH. 1003 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:28,010 >> I HATE THAT 1004 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:28,010 >> IT'S FINE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 1005 00:32:28,010 --> 00:32:30,016 IT 1006 00:32:28,010 --> 00:32:30,016 WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE 1007 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:34,001 I HAVE TIME TO GROW. 1008 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:34,001 >> BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN "LORD OF 1009 00:32:34,001 --> 00:32:37,019 THE RINGS. 1010 00:32:34,001 --> 00:32:37,019 I THINK I SAW IT WHEN I WAS FIVE 1011 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:40,011 YEARS OLD, DON'T REMEMBER IT, 1012 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:40,011 AND I'M LIKE I DON'T KNOW AND 1013 00:32:40,011 --> 00:32:42,023 THEY'RE LIKE WHAT AND THEY FREAK 1014 00:32:40,011 --> 00:32:42,023 OUT. 1015 00:32:42,023 --> 00:32:48,013 SO, WE DID IT IN QUARANTINE AND 1016 00:32:42,023 --> 00:32:48,013 THEN WE DECIDED TO WATCH THE 1017 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:51,003 BEST CINEMATIC TRILOGY OF ALL 1018 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:51,003 TIME 1019 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,020 >> WHAT IS IT? 1020 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,020 >> "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. 1021 00:32:55,020 --> 00:33:02,023 >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1022 00:32:55,020 --> 00:33:02,023 I FORGOT 1023 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:05,009 IT IS "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL." 1024 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:05,009 >> IT IS "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. 1025 00:33:05,009 --> 00:33:09,016 >> THERE'S THREE OF THEM 1026 00:33:05,009 --> 00:33:09,016 >> THERE'S THREE OF THEM 1027 00:33:09,016 --> 00:33:11,002 AND THE THIRD ONE, JIMMY, YOU 1028 00:33:09,016 --> 00:33:11,002 HAVE TO SEE THE THIRD ONE. 1029 00:33:11,002 --> 00:33:12,015 THEY WENT ALL OUT FOR THE THIRD 1030 00:33:11,002 --> 00:33:12,015 ONE. 1031 00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:15,026 >> HOW DID IT MISS IT? 1032 00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:15,026 >> THEY MADE A FULL CINEMATIC 1033 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:18,002 EXPERIENCE 1034 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:18,002 IT WENT TO THEATERS. 1035 00:33:18,002 --> 00:33:22,007 IT WAS A BIG GRADUATION, YOU 1036 00:33:18,002 --> 00:33:22,007 KNOW, SAYING GOOD-BYE TO THE 1037 00:33:22,007 --> 00:33:24,003 FRANCHISE AND ALL THE 1038 00:33:22,007 --> 00:33:24,003 CHARACTERS 1039 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,019 >> YEAH, NOT ONLY DO I REMEMBER, 1040 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,019 I THINK I DID SEE IT IN THE 1041 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:28,021 THEATERS BY THE WAY. 1042 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:28,021 >> DID YOU 1043 00:33:28,021 --> 00:33:30,023 >> I ACTUALLY DID GO TO THE 1044 00:33:28,021 --> 00:33:30,023 THEATER TO SEE IT. 1045 00:33:30,023 --> 00:33:34,008 I WAS REALLY PSYCHED 1046 00:33:30,023 --> 00:33:34,008 ME AND SOME OF THE WRITERS WERE 1047 00:33:34,008 --> 00:33:38,022 ALL INTO IT. 1048 00:33:34,008 --> 00:33:38,022 I'M TOTALLY INTO IT. 1049 00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:41,024 >> WE WERE WATCHING IT, WHAT IS 1050 00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:41,024 IT GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN 1051 00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:44,016 "RIVERDALE" IS OVER. 1052 00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:44,016 I HOPE THEY DO THE SAME THING, 1053 00:33:44,016 --> 00:33:47,001 LIKE WE JUMP INTO THE AIR. 1054 00:33:44,016 --> 00:33:47,001 >> YOU'RE KIND OF DOING IT WITH 1055 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:51,019 THE SEASON A LITTLE BIT. 1056 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:51,019 >> WE JUST HAD OUR GRADUATION 1057 00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:53,028 EPISODE LAST NIGHT ACTUALLY. 1058 00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:53,028 >> AND NOW WE GET TO SEE THE 1059 00:33:53,028 --> 00:34:01,011 NEXT EPISODE, WHAT HAPPENS TO 1060 00:33:53,028 --> 00:34:01,011 YOU GUYS IN THE FUTURE 1061 00:34:01,011 --> 00:34:03,001 >> WE FAST FORWARD LIKE SEVEN 1062 00:34:01,011 --> 00:34:03,001 YEARS, WE TIME JUMP. 1063 00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:06,022 AND NOW OUR CHARACTERS ARE IN 1064 00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:06,022 THEIR MID-20s AND HAVE THEIR OWN 1065 00:34:06,022 --> 00:34:10,026 SEPARATE LIVES 1066 00:34:06,022 --> 00:34:10,026 AND THEN ARCHIE CALLS THEM AND 1067 00:34:10,026 --> 00:34:14,024 KIND OF SUMMONS THEM BACK TO 1068 00:34:10,026 --> 00:34:14,024 RIVERDALE FOR CERTAIN REASONS. 1069 00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,020 >> I HEARD YOU PLAY A GAME 1070 00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,020 THAT'S KIND OF INTERESTING TO 1071 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:20,002 ME 1072 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:20,002 >> THIS GAME IS SO FUN TO PLAY 1073 00:34:20,002 --> 00:34:24,016 AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. 1074 00:34:20,002 --> 00:34:24,016 WHEN WE'RE SITTING IN OUR TENT 1075 00:34:24,016 --> 00:34:28,004 REALLY BORED AND THE WHOLE CAST 1076 00:34:24,016 --> 00:34:28,004 IS THERE WE'LL PLAY A CAME 1077 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:32,003 CALLED "WHAT ARE THE ODDS. 1078 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:32,003 YOU TAKE A TASK, LIKE I WOULD 1079 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,009 SAY, JIMMY, WHAT ARE THE ODDS 1080 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,009 YOU EAT AN ENTIRE WATERMELON 1081 00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:37,020 RIGHT NOW. 1082 00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:37,020 AND YOU HAVE TO PICK A NUMBER 1083 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,029 BETWEEN 1 AND 30 1084 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,029 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 1085 00:34:39,029 --> 00:34:42,004 >> AN ENTIRE WATERMELON. 1086 00:34:39,029 --> 00:34:42,004 >> 30. 1087 00:34:42,004 --> 00:34:43,007 >> AN ENTIRE 1088 00:34:42,004 --> 00:34:43,007 30 1089 00:34:43,007 --> 00:34:45,022 >> YEAH. 1090 00:34:43,007 --> 00:34:45,022 >> 30. 1091 00:34:45,022 --> 00:34:50,020 AND WE WOULD COUNT DOWN. 1092 00:34:45,022 --> 00:34:50,020 SOMEONE WOULD GO 3, 2, 1 1093 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:53,018 AND WE SAY A NUMBER AND IF WE 1094 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:53,018 SAY THE WHOLE NUMBER, YOU HAVE 1095 00:34:53,018 --> 00:34:56,027 TO EAT THE WHOLE WATERMELON. 1096 00:34:53,018 --> 00:34:56,027 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN GAME BUT 1097 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,012 SOUNDS DANGEROUS 1098 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,012 >> IT IS DANGEROUS 1099 00:34:59,012 --> 00:35:02,002 THERE ARE SOME THINGS I WON'T 1100 00:34:59,012 --> 00:35:02,002 SHARE HERE WE'VE DONE, WE'VE 1101 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:05,000 MADE EACH OTHER DO 1102 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:05,000 >> DID ANYONE HAVE TO EAT AN 1103 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,011 ENTIRE WATERMELON? 1104 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,011 >> OH YEAH, DREW RAY TANNER HAD 1105 00:35:10,011 --> 00:35:12,026 TO EAT AN ENTIRE WATERMELON. 1106 00:35:10,011 --> 00:35:12,026 HE LOOKED SICK TO HIS STOMACH BY 1107 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:16,002 THE END OF IT. 1108 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:16,002 CASEY LOST ONE WHERE HE HAD TO 1109 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,020 SIT ON THE FLOOR THE WHOLE DAY 1110 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:18,020 HE WASN'T ALLOWED TO SIT IN A 1111 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:22,005 CHAIR. 1112 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:22,005 JUST STUPID THINGS LIKE THAT 1113 00:35:22,005 --> 00:35:24,001 IT'S NOT EVEN THAT CHALLENGING 1114 00:35:22,005 --> 00:35:24,001 SOMETIMES. 1115 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:27,009 AND THEN ONE OF THEM I THINK -- 1116 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:27,009 I DON'T REMEMBER IF HE EVER 1117 00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:30,004 ENDED UP HOSTING IT, BUT WE HAD 1118 00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:30,004 CHARLES, WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU 1119 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:34,015 WOULD POST ON YOUR INSTAGRAM 1120 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:34,015 THAT YOUR LIPS ARE FAKE, MAKE A 1121 00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:36,025 VIDEO CONFESSING YOU HAVE FAKE 1122 00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:36,025 LIPS 1123 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:43,008 AND I THINK HE DID IT AND THEN 1124 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:43,008 DELETED IT BECAUSE WE WERE LIKE 1125 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,003 PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY BELIEVE 1126 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,003 YOU. 1127 00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,003 I DON'T REMEMBER 1128 00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,003 >> CAMILA, I LOVE HAVING YOU ON 1129 00:35:45,003 --> 00:35:48,012 THE SHOW 1130 00:35:45,003 --> 00:35:48,012 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 1131 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:54,009 HERE'S CAMILA MENDES IN NEXT 1132 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:54,009 WEEK'S EPISODE OF "RIVERDALE." 1133 00:35:54,009 --> 00:35:56,024 >> 2021, CHAT, HAVEN'T YOU 1134 00:35:54,009 --> 00:35:56,024 HEARD? 1135 00:35:56,024 --> 00:36:02,011 WOMEN CAN HAVE IT ALL NOW. 1136 00:35:56,024 --> 00:36:02,011 >> I JUST -- I DON'T WANT YOU TO 1137 00:36:02,011 --> 00:36:05,000 BE UNDID ULY STRESSED 1138 00:36:02,011 --> 00:36:05,000 >> I'M NOT STRESSED. 1139 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,025 I MISS BEING ON THE TRADING 1140 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,025 FLOOR WITH YOU 1141 00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:11,011 I MISS THE ADRENALINE, THE HIGHS 1142 00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:11,011 OF THE FILTHY HUGE SELL, TALKING 1143 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:15,019 SMACK WITH THE GUYS. 1144 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:15,019 THEY CALLED ME THE SHE WOLF OF 1145 00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:19,017 WALL STREET. 1146 00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:19,017 >> CAMILA MENDES, "RIVERDALE" 1147 00:36:19,017 --> 00:36:25,010 AIRS WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00 1148 00:36:19,017 --> 00:36:25,010 P.M. ON THE CW 1149 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,013 OLIVIA RODRIGO PERFORMS FOR US 1150 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,013 AFTER THE BREAK. 1151 00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:42,003 STICK AROUND 1152 00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:42,003 ♪ 1153 00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:44,025 >> Jimmy: HER SINGLE CONTINUES 1154 00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:44,025 TO SMASH RECORDS 1155 00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:47,014 AND IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN 1156 00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:47,014 THE WORLD FOR THE THIRD WEEK IN 1157 00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:49,003 A ROW. 1158 00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:49,003 HERE WITH THE TV DEBUTE OF 1159 00:36:49,003 --> 00:36:51,025 "DRIVERS LICENSE," 1160 00:36:49,003 --> 00:36:51,025 OLIVA RODRIGO. 1161 00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:57,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1162 00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:57,009 ♪ 1163 00:36:57,009 --> 00:37:00,001 ♪ I GOT MY DRIVER'S 1164 00:36:57,009 --> 00:37:00,001 LICENSE LAST WEE 1165 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,029 JUST LIKE WE ALWAY 1166 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,029 TALKED ABOUT ♪ 1167 00:37:02,029 --> 00:37:06,004 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU WERE S 1168 00:37:02,029 --> 00:37:06,004 EXCITED FOR ME 1169 00:37:06,004 --> 00:37:09,022 TO FINALLY DRIVE U 1170 00:37:06,004 --> 00:37:09,022 TO YOUR HOUSE ♪ 1171 00:37:09,022 --> 00:37:12,021 ♪ BUT TODAY I DROVE 1172 00:37:09,022 --> 00:37:12,021 THROUGH THE SUBURB 1173 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:19,011 CRYING 'CAUSE YO 1174 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:19,011 WEREN'T AROUND ♪ 1175 00:37:19,011 --> 00:37:22,013 ♪ AND YOU'RE PROBABLY 1176 00:37:19,011 --> 00:37:22,013 WITH THAT BLONDE GIR 1177 00:37:22,013 --> 00:37:26,021 WHO ALWAYS MADE ME DOUBT 1178 00:37:22,013 --> 00:37:26,021 SHE'S SO MUCH ♪ 1179 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:29,010 ♪ OLDER THAN ME 1180 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:29,010 SHE'S EVERYTHING 1181 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:33,004 I'M INSECURE ABOUT 1182 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:33,004 YEAH TODAY I DROVE ♪ 1183 00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:37,002 ♪ THROUGH THE SUBURBS 1184 00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:37,002 'CAUSE HOW COULD I 1185 00:37:37,002 --> 00:37:43,029 EVER LOVE SOMEONE ELSE 1186 00:37:37,002 --> 00:37:43,029 AND I KNOW WE WEREN'T ♪ 1187 00:37:43,029 --> 00:37:51,025 ♪ PERFECT BUT I'VE NEVER FELT 1188 00:37:43,029 --> 00:37:51,025 THIS WAY FOR NO ON 1189 00:37:51,025 --> 00:37:57,022 AND I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE 1190 00:37:51,025 --> 00:37:57,022 HOW YOU COULD BE SO OKAY ♪ 1191 00:37:57,022 --> 00:38:03,009 ♪ NOW THAT I'M GONE 1192 00:37:57,022 --> 00:38:03,009 GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT 1193 00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:09,006 YOU WROTE IN THA 1194 00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:09,006 SONG ABOUT ME ♪ 1195 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:12,001 ♪ CAUSE YOU SAID FOREVE 1196 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:12,001 NOW I DRIVE ALON 1197 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:17,019 PAST YOUR STREET 1198 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:17,019 AND ALL MY FRIENDS ♪ 1199 00:38:17,019 --> 00:38:22,023 ♪ ARE TIRED OF HEARING HO 1200 00:38:17,019 --> 00:38:22,023 MUCH I MISS YOU BUT 1201 00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:26,015 KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR THE 1202 00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:26,015 CAUSE THEY'LL NEVER KNOW ♪ 1203 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:29,026 ♪ YOU THE WAY THAT I DO YEA 1204 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:29,026 TODAY I DROV 1205 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:33,008 THROUGH THE SUBURB 1206 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:33,008 AND PICTURED I WAS ♪ 1207 00:38:33,008 --> 00:38:40,024 ♪ DRIVING HOME TO YOU 1208 00:38:33,008 --> 00:38:40,024 AND I KNOW W 1209 00:38:40,024 --> 00:38:44,019 WEREN'T PERFECT BUT I'VE 1210 00:38:40,024 --> 00:38:44,019 NEVER FELT THIS WAY ♪ 1211 00:38:44,019 --> 00:38:50,016 ♪ FOR NO ON 1212 00:38:44,019 --> 00:38:50,016 AND I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE 1213 00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:59,005 HOW YOU COULD BE SO OKAY 1214 00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:59,005 NOW THAT I'M GONE ♪ 1215 00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:01,014 ♪ I GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN 1216 00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:01,014 WHAT YOU WROTE I 1217 00:39:01,014 --> 00:39:07,001 THAT SONG ABOUT ME 1218 00:39:01,014 --> 00:39:07,001 'CAUSE YOU SAID FOREVER ♪ 1219 00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:12,025 ♪ NOW I DRIVE ALONE 1220 00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:12,025 PAST YOUR STREET 1221 00:39:12,025 --> 00:39:18,012 RED LIGHTS STOP SIGN 1222 00:39:12,025 --> 00:39:18,012 I STILL SEE YOUR FACE ♪ 1223 00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:22,007 ♪ IN THE WHITE CARS 1224 00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:22,007 FRONT YARD 1225 00:39:22,007 --> 00:39:29,007 CAN'T DRIVE PAST THE 1226 00:39:22,007 --> 00:39:29,007 PLACES WE USED TO GO TO ♪ 1227 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:39,009 ♪ CAUSE YOU KNOW I STIL 1228 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:39,009 LOVE YOU BAB 1229 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:45,006 SIDEWALKS WE CROSSED 1230 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:45,006 I STILL HEAR YOUR VOICE ♪ 1231 00:39:45,006 --> 00:39:49,020 ♪ IN THE TRAFFI 1232 00:39:45,006 --> 00:39:49,020 WE'RE LAUGHING 1233 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:54,004 OVER ALL THE NOISE 1234 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:54,004 GOD I'M SO BLUE ♪ 1235 00:39:54,004 --> 00:39:57,006 ♪ KNOW WE'RE THROUG 1236 00:39:54,004 --> 00:39:57,006 BUT YOU KNOW I STILL 1237 00:39:57,006 --> 00:40:09,011 LOVE YOU BAB 1238 00:39:57,006 --> 00:40:09,011 I KNOW WE WEREN'T PERFECT ♪ 1239 00:40:09,011 --> 00:40:16,017 ♪ BUT I'VE NEVER FELT 1240 00:40:09,011 --> 00:40:16,017 THIS WAY FOR NO ON 1241 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:22,024 AND I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE ♪ 1242 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:22,024 ♪ HOW YOU COULD BE SO OKA 1243 00:40:22,024 --> 00:40:28,011 NOW THAT I'M GON 1244 00:40:22,024 --> 00:40:28,011 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEA 1245 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:34,017 WHAT YOU WROTE ME ♪ 1246 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:34,017 ♪ THAT SONG ABOUT M 1247 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:37,023 'CAUSE YOU SAID FOREVE 1248 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:37,023 NOW I DRIVE ALON 1249 00:40:37,023 --> 00:40:43,021 PAST YOUR STREET 1250 00:40:37,023 --> 00:40:43,021 YEAH YOU SAID FOREVER ♪ 1251 00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:57,023 ♪ NOW I DRIVE ALONE 1252 00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:57,023 PAST YOUR STREET ♪ 1253 00:40:57,023 --> 00:41:00,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1254 00:40:57,023 --> 00:41:00,025 P >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 1255 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,001 WATCHING EVERYBODY 1256 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,001 STAY SAFE. 1257 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,013 WEAR A MASK. 1258 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,013 MY RECIPE IS ONLINE, BY THE 1259 00:41:04,013 --> 00:41:06,002 WAY. 1260 00:41:04,013 --> 00:41:06,002 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1261 00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:06,022 SETH MEYERS. 1262 00:41:06,022 --> 00:41:28,020 GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! 1263 00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:28,020 ♪ 1264 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:28,020 ♪