1 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:12,022 >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY 2 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:12,022 WELCOME TO AN ALL-NEW 3 00:00:12,022 --> 00:00:14,021 "TONIGHT SHOW. 4 00:00:12,022 --> 00:00:14,021 WE'RE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, 5 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:16,014 IT'S A BIG NOR'EASTER IN 2021. 6 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:16,014 AND IF YOU CAN SEE THE STREETS 7 00:00:16,014 --> 00:00:18,004 ARE BASICALLY EMPTY. 8 00:00:16,014 --> 00:00:18,004 I MEAN, THE CITY IS KIND OF 9 00:00:18,004 --> 00:00:19,008 SHUT DOWN RIGHT NOW. 10 00:00:18,004 --> 00:00:19,008 BUT WE ARE GOING TO DO A 11 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:22,017 A BRAND-NEW SHOW FOR YOU GUYS 12 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:22,017 BECAUSE WE'RE HERE 13 00:00:22,017 --> 00:00:23,025 BUT IF THIS WERE PRE-PANDEMIC 14 00:00:22,017 --> 00:00:23,025 TIMES, WE WOULD HAVE TO DO THE 15 00:00:23,025 --> 00:00:29,001 SHOW WITH NO AUDIENCE ANYWAY 16 00:00:23,025 --> 00:00:29,001 SO WITH THAT IN MIND, THIS 17 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:29,020 MIGHT BE THE FIRST NORMAL SHOW 18 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:39,028 WE'VE DONE IN TEN MONTHS 19 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:39,028 SO LET'S DO IT 20 00:00:37,011 --> 00:00:39,028 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"! 21 00:00:40,029 --> 00:00:50,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:00:40,029 --> 00:00:50,027 ♪ 23 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:54,015 ♪ 24 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:54,015 >> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER 25 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:56,017 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 26 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:56,017 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 27 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:59,019 "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 28 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:59,019 JIMMY FALLON." 29 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:00,028 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 30 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:00,028 GUESTS - 31 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:03,020 BRYAN CRANSTON 32 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:03,020 JOHN CENA, MUSICAL GUEST 33 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:05,023 REMI WOLF, 34 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:05,023 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 35 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:11,026 ROOTS CREW 36 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:11,026 AND NOW HERE HE IS, 37 00:01:08,012 --> 00:01:11,026 JIMMY FALLON 38 00:01:14,015 --> 00:01:19,003 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 39 00:01:14,015 --> 00:01:19,003 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 40 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:25,007 HELLO, WELCOME, THANK YOU. 41 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:25,007 ♪ 42 00:01:25,007 --> 00:01:28,002 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 43 00:01:25,007 --> 00:01:28,002 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 44 00:01:28,002 --> 00:01:29,006 HELLO, WELCOME, WELCOME, 45 00:01:28,002 --> 00:01:29,006 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 46 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:33,002 EVERYBODY. 47 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:33,002 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 48 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:34,024 HERE 49 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:34,024 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME, 50 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,027 I APPRECIATE IT. 51 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,027 WELL, GUYS, THE FIRST 52 00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:39,003 NOR'EASTER OF 2021 BEGAN 53 00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:39,003 YESTERDAY AND CONTINUED ALL DAY 54 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:43,011 TODAY. 55 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:43,011 JUST BLASTING THE NORTHEAST 56 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:46,004 WITH SNOW. 57 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:46,004 HERE IN NEW YORK, A STATE OF 58 00:01:46,004 --> 00:01:48,007 EMERGENCY WAS DECLARED 59 00:01:46,004 --> 00:01:48,007 NOT REALLY SURE THAT WAS 60 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,009 NECESSARY. 61 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,009 SINCE LAST MARCH, OUR RESTING 62 00:01:50,009 --> 00:01:56,021 STATUS HAS PRETTY MUCH BEEN 63 00:01:50,009 --> 00:01:56,021 STATE OF EMERGENCY 64 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:57,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:57,023 THAT'S RIGHT, NEW YORK CITY GOT 66 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,000 NEARLY TWO FEET OF SNOW. 67 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,000 ALL DAY, NEW YORKERS WERE 68 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,006 FRANTICALLY SHOVELING UNTIL 69 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,006 THEY REMEMBERED THERE'S NOWHERE 70 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:04,007 TO GO. 71 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:04,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:05,016 BUT WHAT A CRAZY STORM IT'S 73 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:05,016 BEEN SO FAR. 74 00:02:05,016 --> 00:02:07,002 FREEZING TEMPERATURES, HIGH 75 00:02:05,016 --> 00:02:07,002 WINDS, MULTIPLE FEET OF SNOW 76 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,015 TODAY, EVEN THE ANTI-MASKERS 77 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,015 WERE LIKE, "OKAY, GIMME ONE. 78 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:12,026 JUST - 79 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:12,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:02:12,026 --> 00:02:14,000 THE WEATHER IS SO BAD, 81 00:02:12,026 --> 00:02:14,000 TOMORROW, PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL IS 82 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,006 GONNA POP OUT OF HIS LITTLE 83 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,006 GROUNDHOG AIRBNB LIKE, "WHAT DO 84 00:02:15,006 --> 00:02:19,013 YOU THINK I'M PREDICTING 85 00:02:15,006 --> 00:02:19,013 GO BOTHER SAM CHAMPION WITH 86 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:22,022 THIS CRAP. 87 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:22,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:23,028 SERIOUSLY, THE WEATHER WAS SO 89 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:23,028 BRUTAL, EVEN JOE BIDEN SPENT 90 00:02:23,028 --> 00:02:29,002 THE DAY AT MAR-A-LAGO. 91 00:02:23,028 --> 00:02:29,002 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 92 00:02:29,002 --> 00:02:30,027 THAT'S RIGHT 93 00:02:29,002 --> 00:02:30,027 THE EAST COAST IS BEING ROCKED 94 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:34,016 BY A BLIZZARD RIGHT NOW. 95 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:34,016 IN NEW YORK, IT IS SO COLD - 96 00:02:34,016 --> 00:02:36,011 >> Tariq AND Questlove: HOW 97 00:02:34,016 --> 00:02:36,011 COLD IS IT 98 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:37,017 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO COLD, I SAW 99 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:37,017 A SUBWAY RAT WEARING A PAIR OF 100 00:02:37,017 --> 00:02:41,009 BERNIE MITTENS 101 00:02:37,017 --> 00:02:41,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:02:41,009 --> 00:02:42,024 IT IS SO COLD -- 103 00:02:41,009 --> 00:02:42,024 >> Tariq AND Questlove: HOW 104 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:45,005 COLD IS IT 105 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:45,005 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO COLD, PFIZER 106 00:02:45,005 --> 00:02:46,009 AND MODERNA ARE STORING THEIR 107 00:02:45,005 --> 00:02:46,009 VACCINES OUTSIDE ON FIFTH 108 00:02:46,009 --> 00:02:50,002 AVENUE 109 00:02:46,009 --> 00:02:50,002 I MEAN, IT IS COLD 110 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,027 >> Tariq AND Questlove: HOW 111 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,027 COLD IS IT 112 00:02:51,027 --> 00:02:53,010 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO COLD, THE 113 00:02:51,027 --> 00:02:53,010 NEW YEAR'S EVE BALL WENT BACK 114 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,022 UP 115 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:58,001 IT'S SO COLD - 117 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:58,001 >> Tariq AND Questlove: NO, 118 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:01,016 JIMMY, STOP. 119 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:01,016 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT, ROOTS? 120 00:03:01,016 --> 00:03:02,028 >> Tariq AND Questlove: WHEN WE 121 00:03:01,016 --> 00:03:02,028 SAY, "HOW COLD IS IT," WE MEAN 122 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:06,000 IT LITERALLY 123 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:06,000 WE ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW 124 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,024 COLD IT IS 125 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,020 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S, LIKE, 127 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,020 35 DEGREES 128 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,026 >> Tariq AND Questlove: THANK 129 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,026 YOU. 130 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:18,020 [ APPLAUSE ] 131 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:18,020 >> Jimmy: BUT THE SNOWSTORM 132 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,000 ISN'T BAD NEWS FOR EVERYONE. 133 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,014 TAKE A LOOK AT HOW ONE OF THE 134 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,014 PANDAS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO WAS 135 00:03:22,022 --> 00:03:23,014 HANDLING IT. 136 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,008 EITHER LOVES THE SNOW OR IS 137 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,008 INCREDIBLY DRUNK 138 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,021 30 SECONDS AFTER THIS VIDEO, 140 00:03:39,021 --> 00:03:40,023 THE PANDA THREW UP BAMBOO FOR 141 00:03:39,021 --> 00:03:40,023 FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES. 142 00:03:40,023 --> 00:03:44,011 THEY DON'T SHOW THAT 143 00:03:40,023 --> 00:03:44,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:44,028 MEANWHILE, HERE IN NEW YORK, 145 00:03:44,028 --> 00:03:48,024 KIDS GOT SOME PRETTY MIXED NEWS 146 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:48,024 ABOUT SCHOOLS THIS MORNING 147 00:03:47,029 --> 00:03:48,024 LISTEN TO THIS 148 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:51,024 >> NEW YORK CITY SCHOOLS ARE 149 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:51,024 CLOSED 150 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:55,010 HOWEVER, STUDENTS ARE REQUIRED 151 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:55,010 TO LEARN REMOTELY TODAY. 152 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,013 >> Jimmy: IN THE SPLIT SECOND 153 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,013 BETWEEN HEARING "SCHOOLS 154 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:57,021 CLOSED" AND "REMOTE LEARNING," 155 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:57,021 EVERY TEACHER FINISHED A BOTTLE 156 00:03:57,021 --> 00:04:01,010 OF WINE. 157 00:03:57,021 --> 00:04:01,010 YEAH 158 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:02,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:02,022 COME ON, THEY MADE THEM GO TO 160 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,026 SCHOOL ON A SNOW DAY 161 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,026 SERIOUSLY, THOSE ZOOM ROOMS 162 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:04,025 MUST'VE LOOKED LIKE 163 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:04,025 A PISSED-OFF "BRADY BUNCH" 164 00:04:04,025 --> 00:04:10,008 OPENING. 165 00:04:04,025 --> 00:04:10,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:11,028 WELL, GUYS, TODAY IN 167 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:11,028 WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET 168 00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:14,004 WITH TEN REPUBLICAN SENATORS 169 00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:14,004 ABOUT THEIR COVID RELIEF PLAN. 170 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:18,001 THEY WANT ABOUT $600 BILLION IN 171 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:18,001 AID, WHILE DEMOCRATS WANT 172 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:22,029 $1.9 TRILLION. 173 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:22,029 YEAH, THE MEETING GOT HEATED 174 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,011 ACCORDING TO THE TRANSCRIPT, 175 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,011 BIDEN SHOUTED 12 "COME ON, 176 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:29,021 MANS" AND 19 "GIMME A BREAKS." 177 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:29,021 WELL, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 178 00:04:29,021 --> 00:04:30,023 THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS NEXT 179 00:04:30,023 --> 00:04:33,020 WEEK AND TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM 180 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,020 DOESN'T SEEM READY 181 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:33,020 WATCH THIS 182 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,010 >> WITH JUST DAYS TO GO UNTIL 183 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,010 HIS SECOND IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, 184 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,015 ALL FIVE OF THE IMPEACHMENT 185 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,015 LAWYERS EXPECTED TO REPRESENT 186 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,011 FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP 187 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,011 HAVE QUIT. 188 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:45,012 SPLITTING OVER A DISAGREEMENT 189 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:45,012 IN STRATEGY. 190 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:47,021 >> Jimmy: TRUMP WAS FURIOUS. 191 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:47,021 NOT THAT THEY QUIT, THAT HE 192 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,001 COULDN'T FIRE THEM ON TWITTER. 193 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,001 YEAH, TRUMP AND HIS LAWYERS 194 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:50,010 DISAGREED ON STRATEGY. 195 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:50,010 APPARENTLY TRUMP GOT UPSET WHEN 196 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:58,015 THEY WANTED TO HAVE ONE. 197 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:58,015 BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS FOR 198 00:04:58,015 --> 00:05:00,005 TRUMP. 199 00:04:58,015 --> 00:05:00,005 BECAUSE AFTER HE LOST FIVE 200 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:01,014 LAWYERS, HE WAS ABLE TO REPLACE 201 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:01,014 THEM WITH TWO NEW ONES 202 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:04,019 CAN WE HEAR A LITTLE ABOUT 203 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:04,019 THEM 204 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:05,026 >> DONALD TRUMP HAS PICKED TWO 205 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:05,026 NEW ATTORNEYS, DAVID SCHOEN AND 206 00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:08,027 BRUCE CASTOR 207 00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:08,027 >> DAVID SCHOEN WAS CONSULTING 208 00:05:08,027 --> 00:05:12,006 WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN BEFORE HIS 209 00:05:08,027 --> 00:05:12,006 DEATH. 210 00:05:12,006 --> 00:05:13,013 >> BRUCE CASTOR, MOST NOTABLY, 211 00:05:12,006 --> 00:05:13,013 DECIDING NOT TO GO AHEAD WITH 212 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,018 THE PROSECUTION OF BILL COSBY 213 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,018 IN 2005. 214 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:22,006 >> Jimmy: WHAT 215 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:22,006 WAS THE GUY WHO DEFENDED SADDAM 216 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:23,023 HUSSEIN NOT AVAILABLE? 217 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:23,023 I MEAN, EVEN RUDY GIULIANI 218 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:33,028 THOUGHT, "YOU'RE GOING WITH 219 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:33,028 THESE GUYS?" 220 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,027 OH, LISTEN TO THIS 221 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,027 IF YOU'RE STILL TRAVELING 222 00:05:35,027 --> 00:05:37,006 DURING THE PANDEMIC, MAYBE THIS 223 00:05:35,027 --> 00:05:37,006 WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO 224 00:05:37,006 --> 00:05:40,012 THINK ABOUT. 225 00:05:37,006 --> 00:05:40,012 >> ACCORDING TO A SAFETY 226 00:05:40,012 --> 00:05:41,018 REPORTING SYSTEM RUN BY NASA, 227 00:05:40,012 --> 00:05:41,018 THE RISE OF IN-FLIGHT ERRORS 228 00:05:41,018 --> 00:05:42,022 DURING COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS IS 229 00:05:41,018 --> 00:05:42,022 BEING BLAMED ON PILOTS BEING 230 00:05:42,022 --> 00:05:49,011 RUSTY BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. 231 00:05:42,022 --> 00:05:49,011 >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, IT'S 232 00:05:49,011 --> 00:05:54,027 JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE -- 233 00:05:49,011 --> 00:05:54,027 30,000 FEET OFF THE GROUND 234 00:05:54,027 --> 00:05:56,002 IT'S NOT GOOD WHEN YOU HEAR 235 00:05:54,027 --> 00:05:56,002 A PILOT WALK INTO THE COCKPIT 236 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:58,009 AND GO, "OH, BOY 237 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:58,009 THERE ARE BUTTONS ON THE 238 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:06,025 CEILING TOO? 239 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:06,025 SOME BUSINESS NEWS 240 00:06:06,025 --> 00:06:08,002 I SAW THAT THIS MONTH, DUNKIN' 241 00:06:06,025 --> 00:06:08,002 DONUTS IS OFFERING FREE COFFEE 242 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:11,014 EVERY MONDAY 243 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:11,014 WELL, IN HONOR OF THAT, WE'D 244 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:13,006 LIKE TO GIVE A LITTLE SHOUT-OUT 245 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:13,006 TO THEIR MOST LOYAL CUSTOMER IN 246 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:18,006 HISTORY. 247 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:18,006 ♪ 248 00:06:18,006 --> 00:06:23,007 ♪ AFFLECK ALWAYS HAS A DUNKIN'? 249 00:06:18,006 --> 00:06:23,007 HIS HAND ♪ 250 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:27,015 ♪ AFFLECK ORDERS JUST TOO LARGE 251 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:27,015 FOR JUST ONE MAN ♪ 252 00:06:27,015 --> 00:06:28,004 ♪ AFFLECK DRINKING DUNKIN' 253 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:36,019 WITHOUT FAIL AFFLECK HE EVEN 254 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:36,019 DRINKS IT ON HIS MAIL ♪ 255 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:36,019 ♪ 256 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:47,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 257 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:47,015 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE 258 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,021 OH, I READ ABOUT A WOMAN IN 259 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,021 MINNESOTA WHO WANTED TO SHOW 260 00:06:48,021 --> 00:06:49,023 HER DAUGHTER HER WEDDING DRESS 261 00:06:48,021 --> 00:06:49,023 AND HAD AN INTERESTING 262 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:53,025 SURPRISE 263 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:53,025 CHECK THIS OUT 264 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:55,008 >> A MINNESOTA WOMAN IS ON A 265 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:55,008 A QUEST TO FIND HER WEDDING 266 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:58,006 GOWN 267 00:06:55,008 --> 00:06:58,006 SHE PULLED OUT THE BOX SHE PAID 268 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:00,019 FOR 14 YEARS AGO, AND WAS 269 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:00,019 SHOCKED TO FIND HER GOWN HAD 270 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:07,012 BEEN SWAPPED WITH SOMEONE 271 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:07,012 ELSE'S 272 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,016 >> Jimmy: THEN SHE OPENED THE 273 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,016 FROZEN WEDDING CAKE IN THE 274 00:07:08,016 --> 00:07:12,025 FREEZER AND DISCOVERED IT WAS 275 00:07:08,016 --> 00:07:12,025 A BURRITO. 276 00:07:12,025 --> 00:07:14,001 YEAH, THE WOMAN WAS LIKE, "THIS 277 00:07:12,025 --> 00:07:14,001 CAN'T BE MY WEDDING DRESS 278 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:18,010 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FIT ME AT 279 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:18,010 ALL. 280 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,016 AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A 281 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,016 A MAN IN IDAHO WHO JUST WON THE 282 00:07:19,016 --> 00:07:22,008 LOTTERY FOR THE SIXTH TIME 283 00:07:19,016 --> 00:07:22,008 YEAH, THIS LAST JACKPOT WAS 284 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:26,022 $250,000 285 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:26,022 AND WITH THE MONEY, HE PLANS TO 286 00:07:26,022 --> 00:07:27,025 BUY IDAHO. 287 00:07:26,022 --> 00:07:27,025 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT 288 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:44,013 UP FOR THE ROOTS 289 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:44,013 ♪ 290 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:46,015 >> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY 291 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:46,015 WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK, 292 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:48,015 WHOEVER IS HERE IN THE OFFICE, 293 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:48,015 IT'S A TOUGH DAY 294 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:55,012 THANK YOU. 295 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:55,012 WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING WEEK OF 296 00:07:55,012 --> 00:07:57,012 SHOWS AHEAD. 297 00:07:55,012 --> 00:07:57,012 DREW BARRYMORE, DOLLY PARTON, 298 00:07:57,012 --> 00:08:03,021 KELLY RIPA, AND NOAH CENTINEO 299 00:07:57,012 --> 00:08:03,021 WILL ALL BE JOINING US 300 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,027 AND SHE HAS THE NUMBER ONE SONG 301 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,027 IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW WITH 302 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:10,014 "DRIVER'S LICENSE. 303 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:10,014 THREE WEEKS AT THE TOP OF THE 304 00:08:10,014 --> 00:08:11,026 BILLBOARD GLOBAL 200 CHART 305 00:08:10,014 --> 00:08:11,026 OLIVIA RODRIGO WILL BE HERE TO 306 00:08:11,026 --> 00:08:17,007 PERFORM. 307 00:08:11,026 --> 00:08:17,007 WHAT A WEEK. 308 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:19,003 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 309 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:19,003 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 310 00:08:19,003 --> 00:08:21,022 HE STARS AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES 311 00:08:19,003 --> 00:08:21,022 THE SHOWTIME SERIES "YOUR 312 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:26,003 HONOR. 313 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:26,003 BRYAN CRANSTON IS HERE 314 00:08:26,003 --> 00:08:27,009 PLUS, JOINING US FROM THE SET 315 00:08:26,003 --> 00:08:27,009 OF HIS UPCOMING HBO MAX SERIES 316 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:33,006 "PEACEMAKER," JOHN CENA IS 317 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:33,006 HERE 318 00:08:33,006 --> 00:08:34,012 HE MIGHT GIVE US A SNEAK PEEK 319 00:08:33,006 --> 00:08:34,012 AT WHAT "PEACEMAKER" LOOKS 320 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:39,023 LIKE 321 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:39,023 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM REMI 322 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:45,027 WOLF 323 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:45,027 I'M EXCITED TO SHOW YOU GUYS 324 00:08:45,027 --> 00:08:50,001 THIS THING 325 00:08:45,027 --> 00:08:50,001 THIS IS VERY INTERESTING 326 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:51,007 YOU KNOW I LIKE TO COME UP WITH 327 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:51,007 IDEAS, THE WEIRD INVENTIONS, 328 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:52,013 THE SPINNIES, THE iPHONE POCKET 329 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:52,013 SQUARE THAT WAS COOL THAT WE 330 00:08:52,013 --> 00:09:06,003 DID WITH J. CREW 331 00:08:52,013 --> 00:09:06,003 I HAD THIS IDEA FOR A NEW 332 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,028 SNEAKER I WAS GOING TO PITCH TO 333 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,028 NIKE 334 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:15,015 AND IT WAS CALLED THE STEP 335 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:15,015 LOCK 336 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,016 >> YEAH. 337 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,016 >> Jimmy: THE STEP LOCK, THIS 338 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:22,028 IS MY PITCH. 339 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:22,028 TO NIKE. 340 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,004 YOU STEP INTO THE SHOE, ALSO 341 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,004 LIKE IT'S A SKI BOOT, AND YOU 342 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:26,006 CLICK INTO IT, LIKE A SKI TYPE 343 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:26,006 OF THING 344 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:34,023 ANYWAYS, WHAT I DID, I'M 345 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:34,023 FRIENDS WITH SOME OF THE PEOPLE 346 00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:39,010 OVER AT NIKE 347 00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:39,010 AND I'VE DONE THINGS WITH THEM 348 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:42,028 BEFORE, FOR CHARITY, STUFF LIKE 349 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:42,028 THAT 350 00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:44,008 NIKE CALLED AND SAID WE'LL TAKE 351 00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:44,008 A MEETING WITH JIMMY 352 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:45,009 AND SO WE'RE THERE, ALL OF THE 353 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:45,009 DEVELOPERS, THE HEAD 354 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:52,020 DEVELOPMENT FOR NIKE IS IN THE 355 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:52,020 ROOM 356 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:55,015 MARK SMITH, SWAN PAKE IS IN 357 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:55,015 THERE. 358 00:09:55,015 --> 00:10:04,011 WE'RE TALKING, I TOOK A SNEAKER 359 00:09:55,015 --> 00:10:04,011 AND I SAWED IT IN HALF 360 00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:08,010 SO I GO, THAT'S THE IDEA 361 00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:08,010 YOU PUT YOUR -- YOU KNOW, I 362 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:11,011 DON'T WANT TO TIE MY SHOES 363 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:11,011 ANYMORE. 364 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:15,012 I WANT TO SLIDE IN AND THEN 365 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:15,012 STEP CLICK IT ON 366 00:10:15,012 --> 00:10:19,000 YEAH 367 00:10:15,012 --> 00:10:19,000 AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT IF ALSO IF 368 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,005 YOU'RE AN ATHLETE WITH A 369 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,005 A DISABILITY 370 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,026 AND YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS TO 371 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:23,026 TIE A SHOE OR SOMETHING. 372 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:25,004 THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR THEM, 373 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:25,004 OR FOR THE ELDERLY 374 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:29,015 IF YOU CAN'T BEND OVER TO PUT 375 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:29,015 YOUR SHOES ON. 376 00:10:29,015 --> 00:10:30,023 I JUST WANT TO GET IN THERE 377 00:10:29,015 --> 00:10:30,023 AND -- ANYWAYS, THEY TAKE THE 378 00:10:30,023 --> 00:10:34,020 MEETING. 379 00:10:30,023 --> 00:10:34,020 AND I CAN JUST TELL I'M ON TO 380 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,022 SOMETHING. 381 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,022 AND THIS IS MAJOR. 382 00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:38,028 THEY GO, JIMMY, I THINK IT WAS 383 00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:38,028 SWAN WHO SAID TO ME, JIMMY, 384 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:42,008 THIS IS A GREAT IDEA 385 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:42,008 THIS IS SO GREAT, THAT WE WANT 386 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:46,014 TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 387 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:46,014 THEY SHOW ME THIS PRESENTATION 388 00:10:46,014 --> 00:10:53,000 OF SOMETHING THEY'VE BEEN 389 00:10:46,014 --> 00:10:53,000 WORKING ON FOR TEN YEARS 390 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,010 AND IT'S CALLED THE FLY EASE 391 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,010 IT'S CALLED THE NIKE -- ANYWAY, 392 00:10:56,010 --> 00:11:03,021 I RECEIVED THIS BOX IN THE MAIL 393 00:10:56,010 --> 00:11:03,021 TODAY FROM NIKE. 394 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,001 ON THE COVER OF THE BOX IS ALL 395 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,001 OF MY DRAWINGS OF THE STEP LOCK 396 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:10,025 IDEA SNEAKER THAT I HAD. 397 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:10,025 WITH MY NAME 398 00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:14,014 NIKE MADE ME THIS AWESOME BOX. 399 00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:14,014 AND ALSO, THEY MADE THE FLY 400 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:21,026 EASE SHOE. 401 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:21,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 402 00:11:21,026 --> 00:11:23,020 SO THIS IS -- AGAIN, LET ME 403 00:11:21,026 --> 00:11:23,020 SHOW YOU 404 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,001 I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS 405 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,001 AT ALL 406 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,007 BUT IT SAYS HERE, JIMMY, THIS 407 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,007 IS ONE OF THE WORLD'S FIRST 408 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:29,025 PAIRS OF NIKE GO FLY EASE. 409 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:29,025 LOOK FAMILIAR? 410 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:36,015 SORRY WE BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH 411 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:36,015 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 412 00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:38,008 STEP IN AND GO WHEREVER 413 00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:38,008 LAUGHTER AND JOY AWAIT YOU 414 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,024 LET'S GO 415 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,024 SWAN AND THE NIKE FLY EASE 416 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:44,012 TEAM 417 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:44,012 I THOUGHT THAT WAS COOL OF THEM 418 00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:45,012 TO DO. 419 00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:45,012 I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW IT 420 00:11:45,012 --> 00:11:46,019 WORKS. 421 00:11:45,012 --> 00:11:46,019 THEY SAID I WANT YOU TO TRY TO 422 00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:52,011 DO THIS WITHOUT USING YOUR 423 00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:52,011 HAND 424 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,024 SO WE WILL 425 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,024 WHERE SHOULD I DO IT, ON THE 426 00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:57,009 FLOOR HERE 427 00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:57,009 RIGHT HERE 428 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,017 HERE WE GO 429 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,017 SO -- ALL RIGHT. 430 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:02,029 I'M GOING TO TRY IT, LET'S SEE 431 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:02,029 IF WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK 432 00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:09,016 ♪ 433 00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:09,016 YEAH 434 00:12:09,016 --> 00:12:11,018 SO YOU OPEN THAT RIGHT THERE 435 00:12:09,016 --> 00:12:11,018 ALREADY I'M INTO IT. 436 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:12,017 QUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK 437 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:12,017 OUT, DUDE. 438 00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:14,014 >> I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. 439 00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:14,014 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 440 00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:21,027 READY? 441 00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:21,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 442 00:12:21,027 --> 00:12:24,002 >> WHOA! 443 00:12:21,027 --> 00:12:24,002 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 444 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,012 DUDE, I'M NOT -- THESE ARE 445 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,012 AWESOME. 446 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,025 THESE ARE SO COMFY, AND COOL 447 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,025 I'M, LIKE, FREAKING OUT RIGHT 448 00:12:27,025 --> 00:12:29,016 NOW. 449 00:12:27,025 --> 00:12:29,016 LOOK AT THIS 450 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,002 ISN'T THAT CRAZY 451 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,002 THEN YOU FLIP THEM OFF LIKE 452 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,010 THAT 453 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,010 COME ON, NOW 454 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,022 I LOVE IT. 455 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,022 THIS IS THE JAM. 456 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:42,019 LOOK AT THE TECHNOLOGY 457 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:42,019 LOOK AT THE TECHNOLOGY THERE 458 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:45,028 IT'S A BAND RIGHT THERE. 459 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:45,028 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 460 00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:49,017 BECAUSE NIKE, WHEN THEY DO 461 00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:49,017 THINGS, THEY JUST DO IT WITH - 462 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,023 >> THEY DO IT. 463 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,023 THEY JUST DO IT. 464 00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:54,004 >> Jimmy: THEY JUST DO IT. 465 00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:54,004 >> THEY JUST DO IT 466 00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:55,010 >> Jimmy: THEY JUST DO IT, BUT 467 00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:55,010 THEY DO IT WITH LOVE AND WITH 468 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,013 CARE, AND THEY'RE THINKING 469 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,013 ABOUT PEOPLE AND HOW TO MAKE 470 00:12:56,013 --> 00:13:02,013 PEOPLE'S LIFE EASIER 471 00:12:56,013 --> 00:13:02,013 THERE'S JUST -- THEY HAVE 472 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:07,022 A HEART. 473 00:13:02,013 --> 00:13:07,022 THEY HAVE A HEART, AND THEY 474 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:11,018 HAVE A HEART AND A SOUL. 475 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:11,018 >> YEAH. 476 00:13:11,018 --> 00:13:16,006 YEAH, MAN. 477 00:13:11,018 --> 00:13:16,006 >> Jimmy: A HEART AND A SOUL 478 00:13:16,006 --> 00:13:18,023 IT JUST COMES TO ME. 479 00:13:16,006 --> 00:13:18,023 THERE'S A HEART AND A SOUL OF 480 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:22,017 THE COMPANY. 481 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:22,017 AND A LOVE 482 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,024 ANYWAYS, THANK YOU, NIKE, SWAN, 483 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,024 EVERYONE AT NIKE FOR SENDING 484 00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:31,009 THESE OVER 485 00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:31,009 THAT WAS PRETTY COOL 486 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:35,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 487 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:35,027 >> DON'T FORGET THE ROOTS. 488 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:40,001 >> Jimmy: THESE SOCKS ARE NOT 489 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:40,001 AVAILABLE IN STORES. 490 00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:46,005 YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM OFF OF AN 491 00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:46,005 AMERICAN GIRL DOLL 492 00:13:46,005 --> 00:13:49,003 GUYS, I AM SO PSYCHED THAT 493 00:13:46,005 --> 00:13:49,003 BRYAN CRANSTON IS HERE 494 00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:53,015 WE ALWAYS LOVE HAVING HIM. 495 00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:53,015 WE WERE ACTUALLY TEXTING OVER 496 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:54,004 THE WEEKEND, AND IT TURNS OUT 497 00:13:54,004 --> 00:14:01,020 THAT WE'RE BOTH OBSESSED WITH 498 00:13:54,022 --> 00:14:01,020 FANCY SOAPS. 499 00:13:58,013 --> 00:14:01,020 YEAH, HERE, CHECK THIS OUT 500 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,022 ♪ 501 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,022 ♪ FANCY SOAPS I 502 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,005 A FANCY DISH 503 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,005 ONE'S A SEASHELL 504 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,027 ONE'S A FISH ♪ 505 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,027 ♪ ONE SOAP'S PURPLE 506 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:11,003 ONE SOAP'S TEA 507 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:11,003 ONE SOAPS MADE 508 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,018 WITH DRIED OATMEAL ♪ 509 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,018 ♪ LAVENDER LEMONGRASS 510 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,005 LILY LILAC 511 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,005 THIS ONE COMES IN A DRAWSTRING 512 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,020 SACK ♪ 513 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,020 ♪ TINY SOAP 514 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,018 VANILLA AND PLUM 515 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,018 PUT THEM OUT 516 00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:22,010 WHEN COMPANY COMES ♪ 517 00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:22,010 ♪ SOAPS WERE MADE 518 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,009 TO MAKE YOU CLEANE 519 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,009 THIS ONE'S CITRU 520 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,018 THAT ONE'S MADINA ♪ 521 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,018 ♪ HEART-SHAPED SOAP 522 00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:30,010 FOR A LOVE THAT'S TRUE 523 00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:30,010 CRYSTAL SOAP THAT YO 524 00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,009 CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH ♪ 525 00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,009 ♪ DISH TERRIN 526 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,022 PLATTER TRAY 527 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,022 FANCY SOAPS GO 528 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:35,004 ON DISPLAY ♪ 529 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:35,004 ♪ PINE TREE SOA 530 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,003 TO PUT IN YOUR POCKE 531 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,003 GOAT MILK SOAP 532 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,015 FROM THE FARMER'S MARKET ♪ 533 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,015 ♪ TEA TIME SOAP 534 00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:41,027 WITH CHAMOMILE 535 00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:41,027 SHEA BUTTER SOAP 536 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,003 FOR A SOFT APPEAL ♪ 537 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,003 ♪ FRUITY SOAPS SMEL 538 00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,008 LIKE FRUIT SNACK 539 00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,008 LAVA SOAP THAT 540 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:48,007 IS ENTIRELY BLACK ♪ 541 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:48,007 ♪ WHEN A FRIEND STOPS B 542 00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:51,006 WHETHER READY OR NOT 543 00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:51,006 NO LIQUID SOAP 544 00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:52,028 FOR A TWO-PUMP SHOT ♪ 545 00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:52,028 ♪ NOT POTPOURRI 546 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,014 NOR CANDLESTICKS 547 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,014 JUST FANCY SOAPS 548 00:14:54,014 --> 00:15:00,001 IN A FANCY DISH ♪ 549 00:14:54,014 --> 00:15:00,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 550 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,008 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 551 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,008 BRYAN CRANSTON 552 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:03,011 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 553 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:03,011 BREAK, EVERYBODY 554 00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:06,009 COME ON. 555 00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:06,009 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:23,028 ♪ 557 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:23,028 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 558 00:15:23,028 --> 00:15:25,006 EMMY WINNER, A TONY WINNER, AND 559 00:15:23,028 --> 00:15:25,006 A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING 560 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:29,014 AUTHOR 561 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:29,014 HE IS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE 562 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,019 PRODUCER OF THE SHOW TIME 563 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,019 SERIES "YOUR HONOR," WHICH AIRS 564 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:34,029 SUNDAY NIGHTS AT 10:00 P.M 565 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:34,029 HERE HE IS, THE ONE AND ONLY 566 00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:39,016 BRYAN CRANSTON 567 00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:39,016 >> HEY, JIMMY. 568 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:42,014 >> OH, LOOK AT YOU 569 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:42,014 YOU ARE THE BEST 570 00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:44,003 YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. 571 00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:44,003 WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU STOP BY AND 572 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:44,029 WE APPRECIATE IT ALWAYS, 573 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:44,029 ALWAYS, ALWAYS 574 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:48,004 THANK YOU FOR GOING ABOVE AND 575 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:48,004 BEYOND AND DOING "FANCY SOAPS. 576 00:15:48,004 --> 00:15:53,005 THAT WAS FUN 577 00:15:48,004 --> 00:15:53,005 >> IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I AM 578 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,017 A FANCY SOAP COLLECTOR AND YOU 579 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:56,017 DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT. 580 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:58,012 >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 581 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:58,012 >> AMAZING 582 00:15:58,012 --> 00:16:00,025 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T REALIZE 583 00:15:58,012 --> 00:16:00,025 THIS, BUT SOAP ACTUALLY PLAYS 584 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:06,012 A BIG PART IN YOUR ACTING 585 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:06,012 CAREER 586 00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:07,018 ONE OF YOUR FIRST GIGS WAS A 587 00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:07,018 A SOAP COMMERCIAL, AND WE HAVE 588 00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:08,025 A PHOTO. 589 00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:08,025 HERE IS A SHOT OF BRYAN 590 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:13,009 CRANSTON IN HIS SHIELD SOAP 591 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:13,009 COMMERCIAL 592 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:14,022 THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE. 593 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:14,022 COME ON. 594 00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:16,017 DO YOU REMEMBER GETTING THIS 595 00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:16,017 GIG? 596 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,006 >> A YOUNG MAN 597 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,006 YEAH, I DO REMEMBER. 598 00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,010 IN ORDER TO GET A SOAP 599 00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,010 COMMERCIAL YOU HAVE TO GO IN 600 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:23,001 REALLY STINKY. 601 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:23,001 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD TO 602 00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,029 KNOW 603 00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,029 >> I MEAN, YEAH, IT IS AFTER 604 00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:28,021 BIG GARLIC MEAL THE NIGHT 605 00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:28,021 BEFORE 606 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,026 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT YOU. 607 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,026 >> AND A FEW DRINKS STINKY AND 608 00:16:30,026 --> 00:16:32,004 RUNNING IN SWEATS AND COMING IN 609 00:16:30,026 --> 00:16:32,004 BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE 610 00:16:32,004 --> 00:16:36,007 PRODUCT WORKS. 611 00:16:32,004 --> 00:16:36,007 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING ELSE I 612 00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:37,011 DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BEFORE 613 00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:37,011 YOUR ACTING CAREER TOOK OFF, 614 00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,006 YOU WERE BRIEFLY A STAND-UP 615 00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,006 COMEDIAN 616 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:46,019 WHAT GOT YOU INTO STAND-UP, DO 617 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:46,019 YOU REMEMBER 618 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:47,023 >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY, IT COMES 619 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:47,023 MORE NATURALLY TO YOU BUT I 620 00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:54,028 DIDN'T COME NATURALLY TO ME. 621 00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:54,028 I WAS AFRAID OF IT 622 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,029 I THINK THE ONLY REASON I 623 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,029 THOUGHT I SHOULD DO SOME 624 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:57,000 STAND-UP IS BECAUSE IT 625 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:57,000 FRIGHTENED ME, AND JUST THE 626 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,003 IDEA OF YOU'RE ALONE ON STAGE, 627 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,003 A MICROPHONE AND A LIGHT 628 00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:08,021 SHINING ON YOU, AND THAT'S IT. 629 00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:08,021 GO 630 00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:12,025 AND I THOUGHT, WOW, TO BE ABLE 631 00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:12,025 TO DO THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 632 00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:14,004 SO I TOOK A CLASS AND STARTED 633 00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:14,004 WRITING SOME MATERIAL, AND WENT 634 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:15,011 AROUND TO THE COMEDY STORE AND 635 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:15,011 THE IMPROV AND THE LAUGH STOP 636 00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:23,027 AND THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LOS 637 00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:23,027 ANGELES AND DID THE ROUTINE. 638 00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,001 I NEVER GOT PAID FOR IT, FOR 639 00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,001 SHOULD I EVER HAVE BEEN PAID 640 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,015 FOR IT 641 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,015 >> Jimmy: NOPE 642 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,018 >> I JUST DID THE OPEN MIC 643 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,018 NIGHTS, AND I ROSE FROM -- I 644 00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:32,003 ROSE ALL THE WAY UP TO THE 645 00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:32,003 LOFTY POSITION OF MEDIOCRE 646 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:39,000 >> Jimmy: OH, CONGRATULATIONS. 647 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:39,000 OH, MY GOD 648 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,009 WOW. 649 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,009 YOU GOT ALL THE WAY UP TO 650 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,021 MEDIOCRE, YEAH 651 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,021 >> YEAH. 652 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:49,002 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ANY 653 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:49,002 OF YOUR SET AT ALL, ANY JOKES? 654 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,007 >> WELL, THE ONE THAT REALLY 655 00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,007 WORKED THE BEST WAS WHEN I WAS 656 00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:51,014 TALKING ABOUT HOW THE PLIGHT OF 657 00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:51,014 CAR SALES IN THE COUNTRY HAVE 658 00:17:51,014 --> 00:17:52,016 GONE DOWN AND, YOU KNOW, 659 00:17:51,014 --> 00:17:52,016 PARTICULARLY MEN, MUCH MORE 660 00:17:52,016 --> 00:18:06,000 WOMEN ARE BUYING CARS THAN MEN 661 00:17:52,016 --> 00:18:06,000 I SAID THERE'S AN EASY WAY FOR 662 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,024 MEN TO BUY CARS, JUST NAME THEM 663 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,024 AFTER WOMEN'S BODY PARTS 664 00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:12,008 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 665 00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:12,008 >> IT IS LIKE, GUYS, HOW ABOUT 666 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:16,027 THE PERKY LITTLE FORD NIPPLE 667 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:16,027 >> Jimmy: I SEE A GOOD BIT 668 00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:23,021 THAT WOULD TOTALLY WORK. 669 00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:23,021 I SEE IT ALREADY 670 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:27,003 EARLIER IN YOUR INTRO I WAS 671 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:27,003 LISTING YOUR AWARDS. 672 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,008 YOU WON A TONY, YOU WON AN 673 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,008 EMMY, YOU'RE A "NEW YORK TIMES" 674 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,020 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. 675 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,020 YOU WON ANOTHER AWARD. 676 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,022 YOU HAVE AN AWARD-WINNING 677 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,022 MESCAL 678 00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:38,004 >> YEAH. 679 00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:38,004 WE JUST WON DOUBLE GOLD, YEAH, 680 00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,026 FROM "CIGAR AND SPIRITS 681 00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,026 MAGAZINE." 682 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:47,029 DOS HOMBRES. 683 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:47,029 >> Jimmy: DOS HOMBRES MESCAL 684 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,007 >> DOS HOBRES. 685 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:50,007 >> Jimmy: YOU AND AARON PAUL 686 00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:55,025 GOT TOGETHER AND STARTED 687 00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:55,025 I LOVE THIS. 688 00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,004 >> YOU KNOW, ABOUT THREE YEARS 689 00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,004 AFTER THE END OF "BREAKING BAD" 690 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,008 WE WERE IN NEW YORK TOGETHER 691 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,008 HAVING DINNER AND WE HADN'T 692 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,014 SEEN EACH OTHER A LOT SINCE 693 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,014 THEN 694 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:03,005 IT WAS, GOD, I MISS YOU, YOU 695 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:03,005 KNOW, WE USED TO SEE EACH OTHER 696 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,018 ALL THE TIME AND IT WAS SO 697 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,018 INTIMATE AND WE WERE REALLY 698 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:10,008 GOOD FRIENDS, BUT LIFE GOES ON 699 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:10,008 AND YOU MOVE ON TO OTHER 700 00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:14,019 THINGS 701 00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:14,019 HE SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT WE OUGHT 702 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:17,022 TO DO IS START A MESCAL 703 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:17,022 COMPANY. 704 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,003 AND I WENT, YOU'RE KIDDING, THE 705 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,003 THING WITH THE WORM AT THE 706 00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,026 BOTTOM 707 00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,026 HE GOES, THAT'S A BS MARKETING 708 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:25,007 THING. 709 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:25,007 I MEAN REALLY GOOD MESCAL. 710 00:19:25,007 --> 00:19:26,016 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 711 00:19:25,007 --> 00:19:26,016 IT WAS THAT. 712 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:28,029 THAT WAS IT, THAT'S WHAT I KNEW 713 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:28,029 IT AT. 714 00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:30,012 >> YEAH, THAT WAS HORRIBLE AND 715 00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:30,012 CHEAP. 716 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:34,016 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 717 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:34,016 HE TOOK ME TO A MESCAL BAR 718 00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,020 WE TASTED A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT 719 00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,020 KINDS AND I SAID, THIS IS 720 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,005 DELICIOUS. 721 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,005 WE WENT DOWN FOR A WEEK AND 722 00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:39,007 TESTED AND TASTED ABOUT 80 723 00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:39,007 DIFFERENT MESCALS UNTIL WE 724 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:42,015 FOUND DOS HOMBRES. 725 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:42,015 IT IS JUST A BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT. 726 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:50,014 >> Jimmy: IT IS DELICIOUS. 727 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:50,014 >> OLD WORLD, GLUTEN FREE. 728 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,029 IT IS FANTASTIC. 729 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,029 >> Jimmy: I HAVE SOME AND IT IS 730 00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:56,002 ACTUALLY DELICIOUS 731 00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:56,002 I LOVE IT. 732 00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:57,014 BUT THAT'S CRAZY THAT YOU JUST 733 00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:57,014 DO THAT OUT OF LOVE OF MISSING 734 00:19:57,014 --> 00:19:58,027 EACH OTHER AND YOU GO, LET'S 735 00:19:57,014 --> 00:19:58,027 JUST DO THIS SO WE'RE FORCED TO 736 00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:03,002 TALK TO EACH OTHER AND HANG 737 00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:03,002 OUT. 738 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,008 >> THERE'S A REASON FOR US TO 739 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,008 TALK TO EACH OTHER EVERY DAY, 740 00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:09,007 YEAH 741 00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:09,007 >> Jimmy: HEY, I WANT TO TALK 742 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:12,027 ABOUT YOUR SHOW TIME SERIES 743 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:12,027 "YOUR HONOR. 744 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:15,006 FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT, 745 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:15,006 CAN YOU SET THIS UP? 746 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:20,003 >> YEAH. 747 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:20,003 "YOUR HONOR" IS ABOUT 748 00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,006 A SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE AND HIS 749 00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,006 SON. 750 00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:22,014 HIS SON IS 17, A SWEET KID, AND 751 00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:22,014 HE UNFORTUNATELY GETS INVOLVED 752 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,021 IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT WHERE 753 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,021 A BOY DIES AND HE PANICS AND HE 754 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,022 LEAVES THE SCENE OF THE 755 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,022 ACCIDENT THEREBY BECOMING 756 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,029 A CRIME SCENE. WHEN HE TELLS ME 757 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,029 AND CONFESSES WHAT HAPPENED, I 758 00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:27,004 TELL HIM, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THE 759 00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:27,004 RIGHT THING, YOU HAVE TO BE 760 00:20:27,004 --> 00:20:27,021 ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS 761 00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:46,006 AND I CONVINCE HIM, WE'RE GOING 762 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:46,006 TO TURN HIM IN TO THE POLICE 763 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:46,006 AND GO THROUGH THE SYSTEM. 764 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:51,028 STATION I NOTICE THE PARENTS OF 765 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:51,028 THE BOY WHO DIED THAT MORNING 766 00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:53,003 AND THE MAN, THE FATHER IS A 767 00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:53,003 A VICIOUS MOB BOSS AND I KNOW 768 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,008 THAT THAT MAN WILL KILL MY SON 769 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,008 REGARDLESS OF WHOSE FAULT IT 770 00:20:54,008 --> 00:21:07,010 WAS OR ANYTHING. 771 00:20:54,008 --> 00:21:07,010 AND SO WITH THAT NEW 772 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:11,012 INFORMATION I REALIZE I CAN'T 773 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:11,012 JUST TURN MY SON IN TO BE 774 00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:16,016 KILLED, I HAVE TO PROTECT HIM. 775 00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:16,016 SO WE DO AN ABOUT FACE AND WE 776 00:21:16,016 --> 00:21:21,020 LEAVE, AND FROM THAT POINT ON 777 00:21:16,016 --> 00:21:21,020 WE REVERSE ENGINEER EVERYTHING 778 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:26,024 THAT HAPPENED, CREATING ALIBIS, 779 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:26,024 DESTROYING EVIDENCE, 780 00:21:26,024 --> 00:21:32,024 MANIPULATING THE JURY SYSTEM 781 00:21:26,024 --> 00:21:32,024 AND THE WHOLE THING, AND, OF 782 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,013 COURSE, IT IS A DOWNWARD 783 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,013 SPIRAL 784 00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:39,010 IT IS VERY TENSE, VERY 785 00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:39,010 EMOTIONAL. 786 00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH 787 00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,017 >> I JUST DIDN'T THANK THAT THE 788 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:45,002 SOCIETY HAD ENOUGH ANXIETY IN 789 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:45,002 THEIR LIVES SO WE'RE 790 00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:47,001 CONTRIBUTING 791 00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:47,001 >> YOU THINK PEOPLE NEED MORE? 792 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,011 NO 793 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,011 >> WE NEED MORE. 794 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,019 >> Jimmy: IT IS A HIT AND 795 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,019 CONGRATS 796 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:53,004 I KNOW YOU DIRECT THE FINALE 797 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:53,004 >> YEAH. 798 00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,001 >> Jimmy: COMING UP. 799 00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,001 >> YEAH, I DIRECT THE TENTH 800 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,007 EPISODE OF IT, AND IT IS -- YOU 801 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,007 KNOW, IT IS VERY INTERESTING 802 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:57,007 DIRECTING YOURSELF. THE 803 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:57,007 DIRECTOR ME WILL ALWAYS 804 00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:58,012 APPROACH THE ACTOR ME AND SAY 805 00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:58,012 SOMETHING LIKE, WOW, I MEAN 806 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:11,024 YOU'RE A LOT BETTER LOOKING 807 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:11,024 THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 808 00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:16,011 >> Jimmy: SLOW CLAP. 809 00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:16,011 >> AND THEN THE ACTOR ME GETS 810 00:22:16,011 --> 00:22:17,014 FLUSTERED AND FEELS THE 811 00:22:16,011 --> 00:22:17,014 FLIRTATION AND SLEEPS WITH THE 812 00:22:17,014 --> 00:22:22,003 DIRECTOR 813 00:22:17,014 --> 00:22:22,003 IT IS KIND OF NASTY REALLY 814 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:23,007 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU 815 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:23,007 BEEN SLEEPING WITH THE 816 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:26,018 DIRECTOR 817 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:26,018 >> OH, MANY YEARS, AND IT 818 00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:31,012 HASN'T GOTTEN ME VERY FAR. 819 00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:31,012 I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED, TOO 820 00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:37,005 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 821 00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:37,005 >> REALLY. 822 00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:41,000 IS THAT IT 823 00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:41,000 REALLY 824 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,013 THAT'S ALL 825 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,013 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ALL 826 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:43,016 YEAH, I LIKED THE FLIRTING 827 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:43,016 BETTER 828 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,022 WELL, HERE IS BRYAN CRANSTON, 829 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,022 NOT NECESSARILY DIRECTED BY 830 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,011 BRYAN CRANSTON, IN "YOUR 831 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,011 HONOR. 832 00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:50,006 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 833 00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:50,006 >> 12 OF OUR PEERS WILL DO 834 00:22:50,006 --> 00:22:51,013 EXACTLY WHAT I WANT THEM TO DO, 835 00:22:50,006 --> 00:22:51,013 TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY I AM 836 00:22:51,013 --> 00:23:03,007 MAKING A MOVE. 837 00:22:51,013 --> 00:23:03,007 NOW, ARE WE DONE HERE? 838 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:10,012 >> ONLY NUMBER IN HERE IS MINE 839 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:10,012 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE 840 00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:12,015 AND WHEN YOU'VE DONE IT, AND I 841 00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:12,015 WANT IT BY 10:00 A.M. THE DAY 842 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:17,019 AFTER TOMORROW 843 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:17,019 LET'S CALL THAT A DEADLINE, AND 844 00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:28,011 LET'S GIVE THAT WORD ITS 845 00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:28,011 LITERAL MEANING. 846 00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:29,027 >> Jimmy: BRYAN CRANSTON, 847 00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:29,027 EVERYBODY. 848 00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:31,003 CHECK OUT "YOUR HONOR" SUNDAY 849 00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:31,003 NIGHTS AT 10:00 P.M. ON 850 00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:35,001 SHOWTIME 851 00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:35,001 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN 852 00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,007 CENA 853 00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,007 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 854 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:39,021 BACK TO OUR SHOW, BUDDY. 855 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:39,021 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 856 00:23:39,021 --> 00:23:41,004 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 857 00:23:39,021 --> 00:23:41,004 THANK YOU, BUDDY 858 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:59,001 BE WELL. 859 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:59,001 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 860 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,001 A GREAT ACTOR, A 16-TIME WWE 861 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,001 WORLD CHAMPION AND A 862 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:05,012 A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. 863 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:05,012 YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN A SUPER 864 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,027 BOWL COMMERCIAL FOR MOUNTAIN 865 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,027 DEW, MAJOR MELON, HERE IS 866 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:14,029 JOHN CENA! 867 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:14,029 >> WOW 868 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:19,007 HELLO, JIMMY 869 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:19,007 >> Jimmy: WOW, JOHN. 870 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:23,028 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 871 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:23,028 I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO 872 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,020 SOMETHING. 873 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,020 >> THIS IS MY JOB. 874 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,012 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR -- WAIT, 875 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,012 I LOVE IT. 876 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,009 THIS IS "PEACEMAKER" 877 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,009 >> THIS IS THE FIRST ACTUAL 878 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,014 INTERVIEW THAT "PEACEMAKER" HAS 879 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,014 EVER DONE AND I WANTED TO 880 00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:31,018 BESTOW IT UPON YOU, AND IT IS 881 00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:31,018 A REALLY SPECIAL OCCASION. 882 00:24:31,018 --> 00:24:35,013 SO THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN 883 00:24:31,018 --> 00:24:35,013 I LOVE BEING THERE IN PERSON, 884 00:24:35,013 --> 00:24:36,015 BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE MILES AWAY I 885 00:24:35,013 --> 00:24:36,015 WANTED TO -- I WANT 886 00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:48,006 "PEACEMAKER" TO SHOW UP. 887 00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:48,006 >> Jimmy: WAIT, I LOVE THIS. 888 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,000 WAIT 889 00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:50,000 I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS 890 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,008 BECAUSE THIS IS -- WE TALKED 891 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,008 LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. 892 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:53,016 YOU WERE OUR FIRST GUEST 893 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:53,016 IN-STUDIO, BY THE WAY. 894 00:24:53,016 --> 00:24:55,019 THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 895 00:24:53,016 --> 00:24:55,019 YOU SAID YOU'RE DOING 896 00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:56,021 A SPIN-OFF SERIES FOR 897 00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:56,021 "PEACEMAKER" AND HERE YOU ARE 898 00:24:56,021 --> 00:25:03,000 AS -- ARE YOU ON SET 899 00:24:56,021 --> 00:25:03,000 >> YEAH, SO THIS IS ACTUALLY 900 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,005 "PEACEMAKER'S" HOUSE, AND ON 901 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,005 THE CONTRARY, "PEACEMAKER" WAS 902 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:05,011 LIKE A POLAR OPPOSITE OF BRUCE 903 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:05,011 WAYNE WHERE BRUCE WAYNE WOULD 904 00:25:05,011 --> 00:25:14,013 BE A BILLIONAIRE WITH A BAT 905 00:25:05,011 --> 00:25:14,013 CAVE 906 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,019 I LING IN A SINGLE WIDE AND 907 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,019 THIS IS MY OUTFIT. 908 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,022 SO IT IS A BIT OF AN 909 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,022 INTERESTING STORY AND A BIT OF 910 00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:21,005 A NEW TALE 911 00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:21,005 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE 912 00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:22,007 THIS CHARACTER 913 00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:22,007 >> I WOULD SAY LIKE A DOUCHEY, 914 00:25:22,007 --> 00:25:32,001 BROEY CAPTAIN AMERICA. 915 00:25:22,007 --> 00:25:32,001 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 916 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:34,000 CAN YOU SHOW -- DO YOU HAVE 917 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:34,000 PANTS, DO YOU HAVE A CAPE? 918 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,009 WHAT DO YOU HAVE 919 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,009 >> OH, DUDE, IF YOU WANTED TO 920 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,025 GET WEIRD, I WILL SHOW YOU THE 921 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:37,025 FULL PIECE 922 00:25:37,025 --> 00:25:40,024 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? 923 00:25:37,025 --> 00:25:40,024 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I DON'T WANT 924 00:25:40,024 --> 00:25:47,004 TO GET WEIRD 925 00:25:40,024 --> 00:25:47,004 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 926 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,029 I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS 927 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:48,029 THAT COMES OUT IN AUGUST, 928 00:25:48,029 --> 00:25:51,022 RIGHT, "THE SUICIDE SQUAD" 929 00:25:48,029 --> 00:25:51,022 >> YES, IN AUGUST AND 930 00:25:51,022 --> 00:25:53,001 "PEACEMAKER" WILL BE OUT 931 00:25:51,022 --> 00:25:53,001 SHORTLY ON HBO MAX 932 00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:54,007 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS RUMOR 933 00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:54,007 ABOUT YOU IN THE MOVIE, AND LET 934 00:25:54,007 --> 00:25:55,015 ME KNOW IF IT IS TRUE, THAT ONE 935 00:25:54,007 --> 00:25:55,015 OF THE MOST DIFFICULT SCENES IN 936 00:25:55,015 --> 00:26:01,023 THE MOVIE INVOLVED YOU EATING 937 00:25:55,015 --> 00:26:01,023 AN EMPANADA. 938 00:26:01,023 --> 00:26:13,021 WE HAVE A PHOTO OF SOME -- 939 00:26:01,023 --> 00:26:13,021 >> OH, MAN 940 00:26:13,021 --> 00:26:14,023 THE STUNTS WERE INCREDIBLE AND 941 00:26:13,021 --> 00:26:14,023 FILMING THE MOVIE WAS 942 00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:21,020 TREACHEROUS, BUT THAT RIGHT 943 00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:21,020 THERE IS THE FACE OF DEFEAT. 944 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:24,019 THAT IS ME EATING MY 37th OF 40 945 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:24,019 EMPANADAS. 946 00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:31,012 WE HAD TO DO THIS ONE, BIG TAKE 947 00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:31,012 BECAUSE THE HORRIBLY BEAUTIFUL, 948 00:26:31,012 --> 00:26:35,020 CORRUPTED MIND OF JAMES GUNN 949 00:26:31,012 --> 00:26:35,020 OPERATES IN SO MANY INTRICATE 950 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,019 PIECES AND YOU WANTED THIS BIG, 951 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,019 GIANT TAKE WHERE I THOUGHT IT 952 00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:39,008 WOULD BE COOL, OH, IT WOULD BE 953 00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:39,008 FUN TO EAT THE WHOLE EMPANADA. 954 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:40,017 THROW THE THING OVER MY 955 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:40,017 SHOULDER, THE GUY CATCHES IT 956 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,002 IT IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 957 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:42,002 EVERYBODY IS GOING TO THINK IT 958 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,004 IS AWESOME 959 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,004 I HAD TO DO IT 40 TIMES AND 960 00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:44,015 NEARLY ATE MYSELF SICK, AND YOU 961 00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:44,015 CAN TELL BY THAT PICTURE I WAS 962 00:26:44,015 --> 00:26:45,015 NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY. 963 00:26:44,015 --> 00:26:45,015 THAT WAS MY MOST DIFFICULT 964 00:26:45,015 --> 00:26:49,027 STUNT IN "THE SUICIDE QUAD." 965 00:26:45,015 --> 00:26:49,027 >> Jimmy: COULD WE SEE THAT 966 00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:51,029 PHOTO ONE MORE TIME? 967 00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:51,029 IT WAS JUST SUCH A GOOD PHOTO. 968 00:26:51,029 --> 00:26:54,021 IT HAS TO JUST -- OH, MY GOD 969 00:26:51,029 --> 00:26:54,021 IS THAT NUMBER 38? 970 00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:55,027 >> THAT DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE 971 00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:55,027 SOME SORT OF MEME, THEN THE 972 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:57,006 MEME CULTURE IS DEAD 973 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:57,006 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, RIGHT 974 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:59,025 JOHN, I READ THAT LAST YEAR WAS 975 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:59,025 THE FIRST YEAR THAT YOU WEREN'T 976 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:03,006 ABLE TO COMPETE IN WWE RAW 977 00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:03,006 THIS IS 2004, BUT YOU WILL BE 978 00:27:03,006 --> 00:27:05,028 BACK, RIGHT? 979 00:27:03,006 --> 00:27:05,028 >> YEAH, I WILL. 980 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:10,029 I JUST, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU 981 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:10,029 KNOW, THE STATE OF THE WORLD, I 982 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,014 MEAN I'M NOT SITTING HERE ON 983 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,014 THE COUCH NEXT TO YOU. 984 00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:14,019 IT IS A DIFFICULT AND 985 00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:14,019 UNPREDICTABLE TIME, AND RIGHT 986 00:27:14,019 --> 00:27:17,017 NOW I'M DOING THIS 987 00:27:14,019 --> 00:27:17,017 I'M FILMING "PEACEMAKER" AND 988 00:27:17,017 --> 00:27:18,026 THAT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF 989 00:27:17,017 --> 00:27:18,026 MY TIME AND I CAN'T BOUNCE BACK 990 00:27:18,026 --> 00:27:22,014 AND FORTH DUE TO INTERNATIONAL 991 00:27:18,026 --> 00:27:22,014 RESTRICTIONS 992 00:27:22,014 --> 00:27:23,023 SO ANOTHER LEAST FOR THE TIME 993 00:27:22,014 --> 00:27:23,023 BEING I'M HERE, AND I'M STILL 994 00:27:23,023 --> 00:27:24,028 AWAY FROM WWE BUT I VERY MUCH 995 00:27:23,023 --> 00:27:24,028 LOOK FORWARD TO RETURNING AS 996 00:27:24,028 --> 00:27:40,011 SOON AS I POSSIBLY CAN 997 00:27:24,028 --> 00:27:40,011 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE ONE OF 998 00:27:40,011 --> 00:27:43,011 THE HARDEST WORKING GUYS I 999 00:27:40,011 --> 00:27:43,011 KNOW 1000 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:47,017 IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING 1001 00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:47,017 YOU'RE DOING, YOU'RE ALSO IN A 1002 00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:49,021 A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL THIS 1003 00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:49,021 YEAR 1004 00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:50,024 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 1005 00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:50,024 COMMERCIAL BECAUSE IT IS FOR 1006 00:27:50,024 --> 00:27:51,026 THE NEW MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR 1007 00:27:50,024 --> 00:27:51,026 MELON, AND THIS IS YOUR 1008 00:27:51,026 --> 00:27:56,007 SECOND - 1009 00:27:51,026 --> 00:27:56,007 >> YEAH, MAN, LET'S TALK ABOUT 1010 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,007 IT 1011 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,007 >> Jimmy: IT IS YOUR SECOND 1012 00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,025 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL, IT IS 1013 00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,025 JUST INTERESTING TO ME 1014 00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:03,007 >> I KNOW, BACK-TO-BACK SUPER 1015 00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:03,007 BOWLS. 1016 00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:07,002 I MEAN THIS IS INCREDIBLE, 1017 00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:07,002 SECOND SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL 1018 00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:10,021 THIS IS GREAT. 1019 00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:10,021 >> Jimmy: I MEAN I HATE TO CUT 1020 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,027 YOU OFF AND EVERYTHING LIKE 1021 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,027 THAT, BUT LAST YEAR I ASKED YOU 1022 00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:12,028 TO BE IN A SUPER BOWL 1023 00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:12,028 COMMERCIAL WITH ME AND THIS 1024 00:28:12,028 --> 00:28:15,024 YEAR YOU'RE IN A COMMERCIAL. 1025 00:28:12,028 --> 00:28:15,024 I JUST FIND IT INTERESTING 1026 00:28:15,024 --> 00:28:22,015 THAT -- THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK ME 1027 00:28:15,024 --> 00:28:22,015 TO BE IN IT. 1028 00:28:22,015 --> 00:28:25,006 >> OH, YEAH. 1029 00:28:22,015 --> 00:28:25,006 NO, NO, NO 1030 00:28:25,006 --> 00:28:27,002 SO LONG STORY SHORT, MOUNTAIN 1031 00:28:25,006 --> 00:28:27,002 DEW MAJOR MELON CAME TO ME AND 1032 00:28:27,002 --> 00:28:30,027 SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT, WE WANT TO 1033 00:28:27,002 --> 00:28:30,027 DO THIS AWESOME SUPER BOWL 1034 00:28:30,027 --> 00:28:33,026 COMMERCIAL THAT'S GOING TO 1035 00:28:30,027 --> 00:28:33,026 REINVENT ADVERTISING AND THE 1036 00:28:33,026 --> 00:28:37,028 WAY PEOPLE WATCH THE BIG GAME. 1037 00:28:33,026 --> 00:28:37,028 WHO DO YOU WANT YOUR SIDE KICK 1038 00:28:37,028 --> 00:28:38,029 TO BE? 1039 00:28:37,028 --> 00:28:38,029 I SAID, OF COURSE, I WANT IT TO 1040 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:41,011 BE JIMMY FALLON. 1041 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:41,011 THEY SAID, WE CAN DO THAT OR WE 1042 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:46,012 CAN GIVEAWAY ON BEHALF OF 1043 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:46,012 MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR MELON A 1044 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:49,007 A MILLION DOLLARS AND CHANGE 1045 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:49,007 SOMEBODY'S LIFE. 1046 00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:51,013 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHAT 1047 00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:51,013 WOULD JIMMY FALLON DO? 1048 00:28:51,013 --> 00:28:52,019 JIMMY FALLON IS A MAN OF THE 1049 00:28:51,013 --> 00:28:52,019 PEOPLE 1050 00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:53,025 JIMMY FALLON WOULD WANT TO 1051 00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:53,025 CHANGE SOMEONE'S LIFE. 1052 00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:55,001 JIMMY, DON'T YOU WANT TO GIVE 1053 00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:55,001 SOMEONE THE CHANCE TO WIN 1054 00:28:55,001 --> 00:29:00,025 A MILLION DOLLARS? 1055 00:28:55,001 --> 00:29:00,025 >> Jimmy: YES! 1056 00:29:00,025 --> 00:29:02,007 >> YES 1057 00:29:00,025 --> 00:29:02,007 SO SCREW YOU BEING IN THE SUPER 1058 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,004 BOWL COMMERCIAL. 1059 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,004 YOU'RE THE MAN THAT'S GOING TO 1060 00:29:04,004 --> 00:29:06,003 BE THE VEHICLE TO GIVE SOMEBODY 1061 00:29:04,004 --> 00:29:06,003 A MILLION DOLLARS IF THEY CAN 1062 00:29:06,003 --> 00:29:08,008 IDENTIFY ALL OF THE BOTTLES OF 1063 00:29:06,003 --> 00:29:08,008 MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR MELON IN THE 1064 00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:14,028 BIG GAME'S COMMERCIAL. 1065 00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:14,028 >> Jimmy: OKAY 1066 00:29:14,028 --> 00:29:16,027 I FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER 1067 00:29:14,028 --> 00:29:16,027 ABOUT THIS 1068 00:29:16,027 --> 00:29:18,005 SO BASICALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 1069 00:29:16,027 --> 00:29:18,005 IS IF YOU WATCH THE COMMERCIAL 1070 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,010 DURING THE SUPER BOWL AND YOU 1071 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,010 HAVE TO COUNT HOW MANY MAJOR 1072 00:29:19,010 --> 00:29:24,006 MELON BOTTLES ARE IN THE 1073 00:29:19,010 --> 00:29:24,006 COMMERCIAL 1074 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,024 IF YOU CAN COUNT THEM AND -- 1075 00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:28,024 >> THIS ONE IS A LAY-UP. 1076 00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:31,022 EVERYONE IS ALREADY GOING TO BE 1077 00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:31,022 WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL. 1078 00:29:31,022 --> 00:29:33,000 WATCH THE MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR 1079 00:29:31,022 --> 00:29:33,000 MELON COMMERCIAL, BECAUSE YOU 1080 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,001 WILL BE WATCHING ALL OF THE 1081 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,001 COMMERCIALS, COUNT THE NUMBER 1082 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:39,000 OF MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR MELON 1083 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:39,000 BOTTLES THAT YOU SEE, POST IT 1084 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,003 AND TAG MOUNTAIN DEW'S TWITTER 1085 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,003 HANDLE 1086 00:29:41,003 --> 00:29:43,014 IF YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU CAN WIN A 1087 00:29:41,003 --> 00:29:43,014 A MILLION DOLLARS AND THAT'S IN 1088 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,016 A LONG WAY, THANKS TO YOU, 1089 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,016 JIMMY FALLON 1090 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:49,009 THANKS TO YOU. 1091 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:49,009 >> Jimmy: WOW, I JUST WANT TO 1092 00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:52,000 SAY I'M HONORED AND I CAN'T 1093 00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:52,000 WAIT TO SEE WHAT I DO. 1094 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,012 >> YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE 1095 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,012 SOMEBODY'S LIFE. 1096 00:29:54,012 --> 00:29:56,011 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1097 00:29:54,012 --> 00:29:56,011 >> YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE 1098 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:59,019 SOMEBODY'S LIFE. 1099 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:59,019 >> Jimmy: SEE. 1100 00:29:59,019 --> 00:30:00,025 >> JIMMY FALLON, GIVING AWAY A 1101 00:29:59,019 --> 00:30:00,025 A MILLION BUCKS. 1102 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:02,002 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE 1103 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:02,002 THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS 1104 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,011 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME WHEN 1105 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,011 WE COME BACK 1106 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:07,026 >> I WOULD LOVE TO 1107 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:07,026 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 1108 00:30:07,026 --> 00:30:09,003 >> SLAP YOU IN A FACE, YOU GIVE 1109 00:30:07,026 --> 00:30:09,003 $3,000 AWAY, BUT, YES, I WILL 1110 00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:13,016 PLAY A GAME WITH YOU 1111 00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:13,016 >> Jimmy: MORE WITH JOHN CENA 1112 00:30:13,016 --> 00:30:33,027 AFTER THE BREAK. 1113 00:30:13,016 --> 00:30:33,027 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1114 00:30:33,027 --> 00:30:36,000 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 1115 00:30:33,027 --> 00:30:36,000 EVERYONE 1116 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,029 WE ARE HERE WITH JOHN CENA 1117 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,029 NOW, JOHN, YOU'RE A MAN OF MANY 1118 00:30:38,029 --> 00:30:40,005 TALENTS SO I WANTED TO PUT YOUR 1119 00:30:38,029 --> 00:30:40,005 THINKING SKILLS TO THE TEST. 1120 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:48,027 IT IS TIME FOR "THINK FAST." 1121 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:48,027 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, THINK FAST 1122 00:30:48,027 --> 00:30:50,006 >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE IS HOW IT 1123 00:30:48,027 --> 00:30:50,006 WORKS. 1124 00:30:50,006 --> 00:30:51,012 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS 1125 00:30:50,006 --> 00:30:51,012 ASKING EACH OTHER FIVE TOTALLY 1126 00:30:51,012 --> 00:30:52,018 RANDOM QUESTIONS 1127 00:30:51,012 --> 00:30:52,018 ONE PERSON ASKS THE QUESTIONS, 1128 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,026 THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO ANSWER 1129 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,026 EACH QUESTION AS SOON AS IT IS 1130 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:57,022 ASKED, AND I MEAN IMMEDIATELY. 1131 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:57,022 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ANSWER 1132 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,015 IS RIGHT OR WRONG. 1133 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,015 IT JUST HAS TO BE THE FIRST 1134 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:04,015 THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD 1135 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:04,015 >> SURE, LET'S DO THIS 1136 00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:05,021 >> Jimmy: JOHN, BECAUSE YOU'RE 1137 00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:05,021 THE GUEST, I'M GOING TO READ 1138 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:08,020 YOUR QUESTION FIRST. 1139 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:08,020 READY? 1140 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,010 CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS HERE 1141 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,010 HERE WE GO 1142 00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:11,026 WHAT DO YOU CALL THE HOLE IN 1143 00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:11,026 THE DOUGHNUT 1144 00:31:11,026 --> 00:31:15,001 >> IT IS THE MISSING LINK, THE 1145 00:31:11,026 --> 00:31:15,001 SPACE BETWEEN. 1146 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,000 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT NOISE IN 1147 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,000 THE BASEMENT 1148 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,006 >> THAT WOULD BE MY FART AND 1149 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,006 WEATHER MACHINE MALFUNCTIONING 1150 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:21,021 AGAIN. 1151 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:21,021 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS A WEATHER YOU 1152 00:31:21,021 --> 00:31:25,012 WON'T FIND IN THE DICTIONARY 1153 00:31:21,021 --> 00:31:25,012 >> BLUE PLUMPKIN AND YOU CAN 1154 00:31:25,012 --> 00:31:27,001 USE YOUR MIND TO PUT TOGETHER 1155 00:31:25,012 --> 00:31:27,001 WHAT THAT MEANS. 1156 00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:30,029 YOU WILL FIND IT IN THE URBAN 1157 00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:30,029 DICTIONARY MAYBE 1158 00:31:30,029 --> 00:31:33,021 >> Jimmy: WHY DIDN'T LINDA 1159 00:31:30,029 --> 00:31:33,021 INVITE TERRY TO HER PARTY? 1160 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,029 >> BECAUSE THERE'S A LONG BACK 1161 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,029 STORY THERE HAVING TO DO WITH 1162 00:31:34,029 --> 00:31:36,003 TERRY OPENING AN ONLY-FANS 1163 00:31:34,029 --> 00:31:36,003 ACCOUNT AND LINDA NOT KNOWING 1164 00:31:36,003 --> 00:31:43,017 ABOUT IT AND BEING UPSET 1165 00:31:36,003 --> 00:31:43,017 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 1166 00:31:43,017 --> 00:31:46,022 WHAT DID IT SAY IN YOUR FORTUNE 1167 00:31:43,017 --> 00:31:46,022 COOKIE 1168 00:31:46,022 --> 00:31:47,025 >> MAN WHO HAS TOO MUCH TO 1169 00:31:46,022 --> 00:31:47,025 DRINK AT NIGHT WAKE UP WITH 1170 00:31:47,025 --> 00:31:54,014 YELLOW PANTS IN THE MORNING. 1171 00:31:47,025 --> 00:31:54,014 >> Jimmy: CORRECT, THAT IS 1172 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,024 TRUE 1173 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,024 THAT IS TRUE 1174 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:57,023 NICE JOB 1175 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:57,023 THAT WAS FAST THINKING 1176 00:31:57,023 --> 00:31:59,005 NOW, IT IS MY TURN, JOHN 1177 00:31:57,023 --> 00:31:59,005 WHENEVER YOU ARE READY YOU CAN 1178 00:31:59,005 --> 00:32:02,027 ASK ME THE QUESTION. 1179 00:31:59,005 --> 00:32:02,027 >> HERE WE GO. 1180 00:32:02,027 --> 00:32:06,012 QUESTION ONE, WHAT DID YOU DO 1181 00:32:02,027 --> 00:32:06,012 WITH MY $700 1182 00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:09,010 >> Jimmy: I DOUBLED IT ON FAN 1183 00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:09,010 DUEL 1184 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,006 >> WHO IS THE FIFTH NINJA 1185 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,006 TURTLE 1186 00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:14,001 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CARLOS 1187 00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:14,001 >> CARLOS, OKAY. 1188 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:17,007 ALL RIGHT. 1189 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:17,007 SHIFT IN GEOGRAPHY 1190 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,012 WHAT IS YOUR NEW CATCH PHRASE 1191 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,012 GOING TO BE? 1192 00:32:19,012 --> 00:32:22,016 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT ME 1193 00:32:19,012 --> 00:32:22,016 >> I LOVE IT 1194 00:32:22,016 --> 00:32:25,011 WHY DID YOU KISS THAT TREE 1195 00:32:22,016 --> 00:32:25,011 >> Jimmy: LOOK, I HAD BEEN DAY 1196 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:26,017 DRINKING AND IT IS THE LAST 1197 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:26,017 TIME I -- I WOULD EVER DO THAT, 1198 00:32:26,017 --> 00:32:27,021 BUT I'M A GROWN MAN NOW AND 1199 00:32:26,017 --> 00:32:27,021 I'VE SEEN THE TREE AND THE 1200 00:32:27,021 --> 00:32:37,027 TREE, I WILL SAY, IS HAPPILY 1201 00:32:27,021 --> 00:32:37,027 MARRIED TO ANOTHER TRUE. 1202 00:32:37,027 --> 00:32:39,026 >> IT ALL TURNED OUT GREAT 1203 00:32:37,027 --> 00:32:39,026 THEN 1204 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:43,015 LASTLY, SAY A SENTENCE NO ONE 1205 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:43,015 HAS EVER SAID BEFORE 1206 00:32:43,015 --> 00:32:46,010 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN EXCITING 1207 00:32:43,015 --> 00:32:46,010 EPISODE OF FISHING 1208 00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:48,005 I DON'T KNOW 1209 00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:48,005 I HAVE NO IDEA 1210 00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:52,014 NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL 1211 00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:52,014 ROUND. 1212 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:55,006 IN THIS ROUND WE'LL BOTH HAVE 1213 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:55,006 THE SAME SET OF QUESTIONS AND 1214 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:58,005 WE'LL ASK AND ANSWER THEM ONE 1215 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:58,005 AT A TIME, GOING BACK AND 1216 00:32:58,005 --> 00:33:00,026 FORTH. 1217 00:32:58,005 --> 00:33:00,026 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 1218 00:33:00,026 --> 00:33:02,012 >> FAIR. 1219 00:33:00,026 --> 00:33:02,012 LET'S DO THIS. 1220 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:04,005 >> Jimmy: COULD WE DIM THE 1221 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:04,005 LIGHTS 1222 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,014 OKAY 1223 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,014 NOW IT IS OFFICIAL 1224 00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:07,016 WHAT'S THE WORST PICKUP LINE 1225 00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:07,016 >> I REALLY NEED TO BE WITH YOU 1226 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:14,013 TO SATISFY MY SEXUAL NEED. 1227 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:14,013 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TO PROM 1228 00:33:14,013 --> 00:33:16,028 >> Jimmy: CUE LOTS 1229 00:33:14,013 --> 00:33:16,028 WHAT IS THE RUMOR ABOUT TOMMY? 1230 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,004 >> IT IS THAT TOMMY IS AN ALIEN 1231 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,004 AND ALSO LOVES TO PLAY GIN 1232 00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:19,004 RUMMY WHICH IS FASCINATING 1233 00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:19,004 BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK 1234 00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:26,027 EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE WOULD BE 1235 00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:26,027 THAT INTO CARDS. 1236 00:33:26,027 --> 00:33:28,014 >> Jimmy: YES. 1237 00:33:26,027 --> 00:33:28,014 >> WHAT'S A NOISE AN ANIMAL 1238 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:31,021 DOESN'T MAKE 1239 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:31,021 >> Jimmy: KA-FLOO. 1240 00:33:31,021 --> 00:33:34,003 >> OKAY. 1241 00:33:31,021 --> 00:33:34,003 >> Jimmy: WHO INVENTED Wi-Fi 1242 00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:40,010 >> THAT WOULD BE JAMES ANDERSON 1243 00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:40,010 TIMBUKTU 1244 00:33:40,010 --> 00:33:43,002 IF COASTERS COULD TALK, WHAT 1245 00:33:40,010 --> 00:33:43,002 WOULD THEY SAY 1246 00:33:43,002 --> 00:33:46,017 >> Jimmy: MMM. 1247 00:33:43,002 --> 00:33:46,017 >> FAIR. 1248 00:33:46,017 --> 00:33:50,015 >> Jimmy: WHY CAN'T I SEE YOU? 1249 00:33:46,017 --> 00:33:50,015 >> WELL, IT IS BECAUSE IN 1250 00:33:50,015 --> 00:33:53,017 CERTAIN ENVIRONMENTS WHEN I PUT 1251 00:33:50,015 --> 00:33:53,017 MY HAND IN FRONT OF MY FACE I 1252 00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:56,023 DO BECOME INVISIBLE AND I'M 1253 00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:56,023 A SUPERHERO. 1254 00:33:56,023 --> 00:34:01,007 I HAVE POWERS, DUDE. 1255 00:33:56,023 --> 00:34:01,007 WHY IS GRANDMA IN JAIL 1256 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:04,018 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE THINKS IT IS 1257 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:04,018 MONEY LAUNDERING, BUT, NO, SHE 1258 00:34:04,018 --> 00:34:08,023 PUSHED HER HUSBAND OFF THE 1259 00:34:04,018 --> 00:34:08,023 UPPER DECK OF A CRUISE SHIP TO 1260 00:34:08,023 --> 00:34:11,008 GET ON "DATELINE." 1261 00:34:08,023 --> 00:34:11,008 >> FAIR. 1262 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:13,024 >> Jimmy: SING A SONG ABOUT 1263 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:13,024 PENGUINS 1264 00:34:13,024 --> 00:34:15,003 ♪ PENGUINS ARE FROM THE COLD 1265 00:34:13,024 --> 00:34:15,003 POLAR NORTH AND SOUTH MAYBE DUE 1266 00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:22,006 TO GEOGRAPHY ♪ 1267 00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:22,006 ♪ THEY LIKE COLD WEATHER AND 1268 00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:24,024 THEY WALK FUNNY AND CUTE ♪ 1269 00:34:22,006 --> 00:34:24,024 ♪ AND THEY'RE ALSO THE SYMBOL 1270 00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:29,023 OF A PUBLISHING COMPANY ♪ 1271 00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:29,023 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 1272 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:32,015 THAT'S A GOOD TWIST ENDING TO 1273 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:32,015 THAT ONE 1274 00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:36,026 >> YELL A TYPE OF SOUP 1275 00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:36,026 >> Jimmy: MINESTRONE 1276 00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:37,025 >> I KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO BE 1277 00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:37,025 IT 1278 00:34:37,025 --> 00:34:39,005 I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY 1279 00:34:37,025 --> 00:34:39,005 MINESTRONE 1280 00:34:39,005 --> 00:34:41,023 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 1281 00:34:39,005 --> 00:34:41,023 >> I DID 1282 00:34:41,023 --> 00:34:44,018 NOBODY IS GOING TO GO FOR 1283 00:34:41,023 --> 00:34:44,018 VEGETABLE OR GAZPACHO. 1284 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:51,005 YOU WERE GOING MINESTRONE ALL 1285 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:51,005 THE WAY. 1286 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,008 >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING 1287 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,008 CHICKEN NOODLE COULD BE ONE, 1288 00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:56,012 TOO, BUT I WENT MINESTRONE 1289 00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:56,012 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1290 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:59,007 DUDE, I HAVE A CONNECTION. 1291 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:59,007 I WILL SEE YOU DURING THE SUPER 1292 00:34:59,007 --> 00:35:01,013 BOWL 1293 00:34:59,007 --> 00:35:01,013 >> I THINK THAT GAME SHOWS US 1294 00:35:01,013 --> 00:35:03,023 NEITHER ONE OF US CAN THINK 1295 00:35:01,013 --> 00:35:03,023 FAST 1296 00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:06,018 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 1297 00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:06,018 WE DID 1298 00:35:06,018 --> 00:35:10,026 THAT WAS IT. 1299 00:35:06,018 --> 00:35:10,026 WE DID -- WE JUST THOUGHT FAST 1300 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:14,024 THAT WAS THOUGHT FAST WITH JOHN 1301 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:14,024 CENA 1302 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,002 CHECK OUT JOHN'S COMMERCIAL FOR 1303 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,002 MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR MELON AIRING 1304 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:19,021 DURING THE SUPER BOWL THIS 1305 00:35:16,002 --> 00:35:19,021 SUNDAY 1306 00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:22,013 COUNT THOSE BOTTLES. 1307 00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:22,013 I LOVE THAT AD 1308 00:35:22,013 --> 00:35:24,005 >> CHEERS TO YOU, JIMMY FALLON 1309 00:35:22,013 --> 00:35:24,005 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND 1310 00:35:24,005 --> 00:35:25,028 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 1311 00:35:24,005 --> 00:35:25,028 "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 1312 00:35:25,028 --> 00:35:43,023 COME ON. 1313 00:35:25,028 --> 00:35:43,023 ♪ 1314 00:35:43,023 --> 00:35:44,010 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "HELLO, 1315 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:49,019 HELLO, HELLO" AND "PHOTO I.D." 1316 00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:49,019 FROM HER EP "I'M ALLERGIC TO 1317 00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:49,019 DOGS," HERE'S REMI WOLF! 1318 00:35:50,029 --> 00:35:52,018 ♪ 1319 00:35:50,029 --> 00:35:52,018 ♪ HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO 1320 00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:57,002 HELL 1321 00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:57,002 THERE HE GO MY BAB 1322 00:35:57,002 --> 00:36:01,007 NEVER ANSWERS IN THE ROOM ♪ 1323 00:35:57,002 --> 00:36:01,007 ♪ STEPS OUTSIDE 1324 00:36:01,007 --> 00:36:06,024 OR PUTS IT ON SNOOZE 1325 00:36:01,007 --> 00:36:06,024 HE JUST DO WHATEVER HE DO ♪ 1326 00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:10,029 ♪ ME AND MY BABY USED T 1327 00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:10,029 WAKE UP A LITTLE PAST NOON 1328 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:14,021 NOW HE'S WAKIN' UP TOO SOON ♪ 1329 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:14,021 ♪ TO GET ON THE PHONE 1330 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:19,008 WITH YOU 1331 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:19,008 LIKE HELLO HELLO HELLO ♪ 1332 00:36:19,008 --> 00:36:22,010 ♪ HOW'S MY LITTLE LAD 1333 00:36:19,008 --> 00:36:22,010 IN THE NEW YORK SNOW 1334 00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:24,025 YEAH HE SAYS I LOVE YO 1335 00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:24,025 I LOVE YOU LOADS ♪ 1336 00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:28,004 ♪ WE GOT A CERTIFIED GAMBLE 1337 00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:28,004 MESSIN' WITH M 1338 00:36:28,004 --> 00:36:31,010 HELLO HELLO HELLO ♪ 1339 00:36:28,004 --> 00:36:31,010 ♪ I GOT ONE FOOT IN 1340 00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:34,002 AND ONE OUT THE DOOR 1341 00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:34,002 I THINK IT'S 'BOUT TIM 1342 00:36:34,002 --> 00:36:36,027 THAT I TAKE CONTROL ♪ 1343 00:36:34,002 --> 00:36:36,027 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M 1344 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,027 CERTIFIED GAMBLE 1345 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,027 MESSIN' WITH M 1346 00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:45,024 HELLO HELLO HELLO ♪ 1347 00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:45,024 ♪ HELLO HELLO HELLO 1348 00:36:45,024 --> 00:36:49,021 NEW WEEK NO SLEEP NO KEY 1349 00:36:45,024 --> 00:36:49,021 I LOST 'EM IN THE STREET ♪ 1350 00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:56,011 ♪ AND NO I CAN'T SE 1351 00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:56,011 WITHOUT YO 1352 00:36:56,011 --> 00:37:02,021 BILLY AND BADU 1353 00:36:56,011 --> 00:37:02,021 I'LL FOLLOW YOU ♪ 1354 00:37:02,021 --> 00:37:04,001 ♪ INTO ANY ROOM 1355 00:37:02,021 --> 00:37:04,001 'CAUSE I CAN'T HEA 1356 00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:05,017 WITHOUT YOU ♪ 1357 00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:05,017 ♪ GETS WEIRD WHEN 1358 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:09,005 YOU TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 1359 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:09,005 ♪ 1360 00:37:09,005 --> 00:37:10,021 ♪ LIT IN LINE 1361 00:37:09,005 --> 00:37:10,021 SMILE FOR THE PHOTO ID 1362 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:14,009 INSIDE THAT'S WHER 1363 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:14,009 WE CAN BE FREE ♪ 1364 00:37:14,009 --> 00:37:19,000 ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS 1365 00:37:14,009 --> 00:37:19,000 CAUGHT YOU SIPPIN' ON LEAN 1366 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,002 REMINDS ME THAT'S HO 1367 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,002 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ♪ 1368 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:27,006 ♪ YOU FELL ASLEEP TOO FAS 1369 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:27,006 I WANT MY MONEY BACK 1370 00:37:27,006 --> 00:37:31,007 BUT I CAN'T DEAL 1371 00:37:27,006 --> 00:37:31,007 WITHOUT YOU ♪ 1372 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:33,010 ♪ STUCK BEHIND YOUR BEA 1373 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:33,010 I KICK MY FEET U 1374 00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:35,009 YOU'RE SO MEAN ♪ 1375 00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:35,009 ♪ BUT I CAN'T DREAM 1376 00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:40,022 WITHOUT YO 1377 00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:40,022 GETS WEIRD WHE 1378 00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:42,008 YOU TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 1379 00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:42,008 ♪ LIT IN LINE 1380 00:37:42,008 --> 00:37:45,014 SMILE FOR THE PHOTO ID 1381 00:37:42,008 --> 00:37:45,014 INSIDE THAT'S WHER 1382 00:37:45,014 --> 00:37:49,022 WE CAN BE FREE ♪ 1383 00:37:45,014 --> 00:37:49,022 ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS 1384 00:37:49,022 --> 00:37:54,007 CAUGHT YOU SIPPIN' ON LEAN 1385 00:37:49,022 --> 00:37:54,007 REMINDS ME THAT'S HO 1386 00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:57,008 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ♪ 1387 00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:57,008 ♪ OOH BAB 1388 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,021 TURN OFF THE LIGHT 1389 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,021 YOU'RE GONNA MAK 1390 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:01,013 MY BODY FRY ♪ 1391 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:01,013 ♪ OOH BABY DON'T YOU CR 1392 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:04,008 GETS WEIRD WHE 1393 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:04,008 YOU TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 1394 00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:06,010 ♪ OOH BAB 1395 00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:06,010 TURN OFF THE LIGHT 1396 00:38:06,010 --> 00:38:08,025 YOU'RE GONNA MAK 1397 00:38:06,010 --> 00:38:08,025 MY BODY FRY ♪ 1398 00:38:08,025 --> 00:38:10,018 ♪ OOH BABY DON'T YOU CR 1399 00:38:08,025 --> 00:38:10,018 GETS WEIRD WHE 1400 00:38:10,018 --> 00:38:14,029 YOU TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 1401 00:38:10,018 --> 00:38:14,029 ♪ LIT IN LINE 1402 00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:21,006 SMILE FOR THE PHOTO ID 1403 00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:21,006 INSIDE THAT'S WHER 1404 00:38:21,006 --> 00:38:23,009 WE CAN BE FREE ♪ 1405 00:38:21,006 --> 00:38:23,009 ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS 1406 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:27,017 CAUGHT YOU SIPPIN' ON LEAN 1407 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:27,017 REMINDS ME THAT'S HO 1408 00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:31,011 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ♪ 1409 00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:31,011 ♪ SEE THAT GIRL AROUND YO 1410 00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:35,029 I'LL BE STEPPING ON HER TOES 1411 00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:35,029 YOU BEEN TELLIN' ME THINGS 1412 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:39,017 THAT I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW ♪ 1413 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:39,017 ♪ SEE THAT GIRL AROUND YO 1414 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:48,002 I'LL BE STEPPING ON HER TOES 1415 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:48,002 YOU BEEN TELLIN' ME THINGS 1416 00:38:48,002 --> 00:38:51,017 THAT I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW ♪ 1417 00:38:48,002 --> 00:38:51,017 ♪ AND IF I SEE THAT GIR 1418 00:38:51,017 --> 00:38:54,029 AROUND YOU I'LL BE 1419 00:38:51,017 --> 00:38:54,029 STEPPIN' ON HER TOES ♪ 1420 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:57,002 ♪ YOU BEEN TELLIN' ME 1421 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:57,002 THINGS THAT I DIDN'T 1422 00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,020 WANNA KNOW ♪ 1423 00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,020 ♪ AND IF I SEE THAT GIR 1424 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:04,028 AROUND YOU I'LL BE 1425 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:04,028 STEPPIN' ON HER TOES ♪ 1426 00:39:04,028 --> 00:39:36,008 ♪ 1427 00:39:17,002 --> 00:39:36,008 ♪ 1428 00:39:19,007 --> 00:39:36,008 ♪ 1429 00:39:37,019 --> 00:39:42,009 ♪ LIT IN LINE 1430 00:39:37,019 --> 00:39:42,009 SMILE FOR THE PHOTO ID 1431 00:39:42,009 --> 00:39:46,017 INSIDE THAT'S WHER 1432 00:39:42,009 --> 00:39:46,017 WE CAN BE FREE ♪ 1433 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:50,009 ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS 1434 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:50,009 CAUGHT YOU SIPPIN' ON LEAN 1435 00:39:50,009 --> 00:39:54,000 REMINDS ME THAT'S HO 1436 00:39:50,009 --> 00:39:54,000 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ♪ 1437 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,019 ♪ 1438 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1439 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:57,021 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 1440 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:57,021 REMI WOLF. 1441 00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:59,020 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1442 00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:59,020 COME BACK, EVERYBODY 1443 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:19,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1444 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:19,001 ♪ 1445 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:20,020 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 1446 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:20,020 WATCHING EVERYBODY 1447 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,003 STAY SAFE. 1448 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,003 WEAR A MASK. 1449 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,018 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1450 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,018 SETH MEYERS. 1451 00:40:23,018 --> 00:40:24,024 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 1452 00:40:24,024 --> 00:40:34,012 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1453 00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:34,012 ♪ 1454 00:40:29,015 --> 00:40:34,012 ♪