>> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER
PLAZA HERE IN NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
RAMI MALEK
BRIDGET EVERETT,
COMEDIAN JESUS TREJO
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW, AND NOW, HERE'S
YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON.
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELL, GUYS, WE ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY ONE WEEK INTO JOE
BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY AND FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN A WHILE A WEEK
ACTUALLY FELT LIKE A WEEK.
YEP, BIDEN'S ALREADY BEEN IN
OFFICE FOR A WEEK.
TIME SURE DOES FLY WHEN YOU'RE
NOT DOOM SCROLLING THROUGH
TWITTER TILL 4:00 A.M.
RIGHT NOW LIQUOR STORES LIKE,
WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYBODY
GO
HEY!
IN ONE WEEK WE'VE GONE FROM
INSURRECTION TO COOL AND
COLLECTED.
ANARCHY TO NO MALARKY.
DRINKING BLEACH TO BORING
SPEECH
YOU KNOW
I'LL TAKE IT
AND THIS IS INTERESTING.
EVEN THOUGH BIDEN HAS ONLY BEEN
ON THE JOB FOR SEVEN FULL DAYS,
HIS INITIAL APPROVAL RATING IS
HIGHER THAN TRUMP'S EVER WAS
YEAH
I'M PRETTY SURE BY THE END
TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING WAS
HOVERING AROUND THE TEMPERATURE
THAT YOU HAVE TO STORE THE
PFIZER VACCINE
I MEAN, MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS
LIKE, YEAH
BUT IF YOU ASK MILITIA MEMBERS
ON THE NO-FLY LIST, MY NUMBERS
ARE THROUGH THE ROOF
WELL, RUDY GUILIANI IS BACK IN
THE HEADLINES AGAIN WITH MORE
BAD NEWS
YOUTUBE JUST CONFIRMED THAT
THEY SUSPENDED RUDY FROM MAKING
MONEY OFF THE ADS THAT PLAY
BEFORE HIS VIDEOS.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW RUDY WAS ON
YOUTUBE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HE'S
DOING.
>> IF YOU WANT A GOOD CIGAR, GO
TO A GOOD CIGAR SHOP
IF YOU WANT THE BEST, GO TO
FAMOUS SMOKE SHOP.
AMERICAN HARTFORD GOLD IS THE
COMPANY YOU CAN TRUST WHEN IT
COMES TO BUYING GOLD
ORDER OMEGA XL NOW AND GET A
A SECOND BOTTLE FREE
EAR BUDS FROM RAY CONBECAUSE
THEY CONNECT MY BLUETOOTH
SEAMLESSLY AND YOU'RE NOT
HAVING TO UNTANGLE ALL THESE
HEAD PHONE WIRES
>> Jimmy: WHAT
QUICK QUESTION
WHO IS BUYING EAR BUDS BECAUSE
RUDY GUILIANI RECOMMENDS THEM?
YES, IT'S REAL
>> FOR REAL?
>> THAT'S REAL
SERIOUSLY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO RUDY?
HE'S GONE FROM QANON TO QVC.
APPARENTLY RUDY IS SO DESPERATE
FOR CASH HE'S GOING TO LET
EXXON START DRILLING HIS HEAD
FOR OIL.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE.
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
OH, SOME BUSINESS NEWS
THIS IS A GOOD ONE HERE.
TODAY KRAFT HEINZ ANNOUNCED ITS
NEW PINK, CANDY-FLAVORED
MACARONI AND CHEESE FOR
VALENTINE'S DAY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CANDY FLAVORED PASTA
JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO MAKE.
EVEN THE OLIVE GARDEN LOOKED AT
THAT AND SAID, THAT AIN'T
RIGHT.
CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN?
I'M 99% SURE THAT IS WHAT
CUSTODIANS THROW ON THE FLOOR
AFTER A KID BARFS.
THEY EVEN HAVE A GOOD NAME FOR
IT
PEPTO-BIS-MAC.
LATER THIS YEAR THE POSTAL
SERVICE IS GOING TO RELEASE
A NEW SERIES OF "STAR WARS"
STAMPS
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO
LICK C3PO TO PAY MY CABLE BILL,
BUT HERE WE ARE.
WHEN HE SAW THE NEWS JIMMY
CARTER WAS LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN
ON A STAMP BUT BY ALL MEANS
LET'S GIVE ONE TO R2D2
WELL, THIS IS EXCITING
SIX FLAGS GREAT ADVENTURE IN
NEW JERSEY JUST FINISHED THE
TRACK FOR ITS 130-FOOT-HIGH
JERSEY DEVIL COASTER
AND WHEN IT OPENS, IT'LL BE THE
WORLD'S TALLEST, FASTEST, AND
LONGEST SINGLE-RAIL COASTER.
OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S NEW
JERSEY YOUR HAIR'S GOTAY BE
THIS TALL TO RIDE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S NICE THEY ADDED A NEW
ROLLERCOASTER.
THE OTHER ROLLER COASTERS IN
THAT PARK ARE SO OLD THEY STILL
HAVE ASHTRAYS.
DOES THIS THING GO UPSIDE DOWN
GET THIS
I READ THAT BECAUSE OF THE
PANDEMIC NEW YORKERS CAN NOW
ORDER SCRATCH-OFF TICKETS
ONLINE AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED
RIGHT TO THEIR HOUSE
I'M NOT SURE I LOVE THIS IDEA.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW YORK
TRADITIONS WAS WAITING IN LINE
WITH MY LUNCH WHILE THE GUY
AHEAD OF ME TOOK 15 MINUTES TO
PICK OUT TICKETS
GIVE ME THE THREE LUCKY 7s
I'LL DO TWO BIRTHDAY BUCKS
I WANT THE BOGGLE CASH WORD.
AND, UHHH -- 5 TIC TAC SNOWS
GO WITH 6s
THAT'S THE SECRET.
THESE ARE SCRATCH-OFFS
EVERY SIXTH ONE IS A WIN
THAT'S THE FOURTH ONE SO GIVE
ME TWO MORE.
GIVE ME EIGHT TICKETS.
AND THAT STARTS TO SIX AGAIN
WHAT
AND FINALLY, SOME NEWS FROM
OVERSEAS
CHINA HAS ROLLED OUT AN ANAL
SWAB CORONAVIRUS TEST, SAYING
IT IS MORE ACCURATE THAN THE
THROAT METHOD.
IT'S MORE ACCURATE BUT IS STILL
BEING CALLED THE NUMBER TWO
TEST
[ APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR EVEN MORE ACCURACY THEY
DO A NASAL SWAB AND AN ANAL
SWAB UNTIL THEY TOUCH IN THE
MIDDLE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
COME ON NOW!
♪
>> Jimmy: I WAS HELPING YOU OUT
A LITTLE BIT
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ME
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
>> YOU HEARD IT?
>> I DID
>> Jimmy: YEAH
SO WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING THERE,
DO IT AGAIN.
TAKE A LISTEN.
>> THAT WAS YOU?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STROKE.
♪ I WAS MOVING ♪
>> I WAS GETTING ANGRY AT HIM.
LIKE WHY ARE YOU YELLING
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR HIP IS
GOING OUT.
>> OH!
OOH!
>> I CAN DO IT
LET ME TRY IT.
♪ OH!
OH
♪
THANK YOU.
WHENEVER YOU NEED ME IN THE
STUDIO
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> THANK YOU
I THINK YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: THE 12th YEAR I'VE
PUT IT OUT THERE
I'LL SHOW UP FOR YOU MAN
GUYS, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR
YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE
LITTLE THINGS.
IT'S AWESOME
HE IS AWESOME IN IT.
RAMI MALEK IS HERE
PLUS FROM THE UPCOMING MOVIE
"BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA COUNTY"
BRIDGET EVERETT IS HERE.
CAN WE GET HER TO SING
WE GOT TO TRY.
AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND-UP FROM
JESUS TREJO!
HEY, GUYS.
IT IS TIME FOR OUR LATEST
INSTALLMENT OF TONIGHT SHOW
POLLS.
♪ TONIGHT SHOW POLLS ♪
THIS FIRST POLL ASKS DID YOU
FINISH THAT PUZZLE YET THAT YOU
STARTED WORKING ON LAST APRIL?
33% SAID NO WE GAVE UP AND PUT
IT BACK IN THE BOX
33% SAID NO IT'S STILL A MESS
ALL OVER OUR COFFEE TABLE.
34% SAID NO IT SLOWLY TORE THE
FAMILY APART FROM WITHIN AND
NOW I'M LIVING IN AN RV BY A
A NATIONAL PARK.
>> I GOT A GOOD BASS SOUND
HERE, THE STOMP BOX.
♪ OH, ♪
YEAH, YEAH
BUT THEN YOU GOT TO ADD SOME
OTHER SAMPLE SO YOU'RE LIKE, O
O!
DID I SAY THAT
AND YOU JUST THROW IT IN THERE
A LITTLE EASTER EGG.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
>> YEAH.
A LITTLE MORE SO
I LIKE IT.
>> SAMPLE -- YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU HAVE TO DOWN LOAD, STREAM
THE TRACK TO HEAR IT
HEAR THAT BANGER ONE MORE TIME
>> YEAH MAN.
>> Jimmy: THIS POLL, I THINK
THIS IS BANGER
I THINK IT SLAMS
>> IT SLAPS.
>> Jimmy: SLAPS, SLAMS
DOES ALL SORTS OF STUFF.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: JUST DOES STUFF TO MY
BRAIN.
IT BULLIES ME A LITTLE BIT
IT PUSHES MY BRAIN INTO LIKE A
A CORNER AND ASKS IT FOR LUNCH
MONEY.
>> GOING INSANE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
I GIVE IT A FIST WITH A THUMB
UP
OH, MAN.
PLEASE DON'T
THIS POLL ASKS, HAVE YOU TRIED
THE NEW COKE WITH COFFEE
90% SAID NOT YET
10% SAID HEY DO YOU KNOW THE
NUMBER FOR 911
THIS NEXT POLL ASKS ARE YOU
WATCHING "THE BACHELOR" THIS
SEASON
20% SAID YES
10% SAID NO.
70% SAID HONESTLY?
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT ASKING
THIS QUESTION FOR THE RIGHT
REASONS.
THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, WHAT WORD
DO YOU COMMONLY MISSPELL
40% SAID NECESSARY
30% SAID RECOMMEND
28% SAID VACUUM.
2% SAID HAAT
THIS NEXT ONE ASKED, WHAT'S
BEEN THE MOST GLARING
HISTORICAL MISTAKE IN
BRIDGERTON
44% SAID THE SCENE WHERE YOU
CAN SEE A MANHOLE IN THE
STREET
32% SAID THE SCENE WHERE YOU
CAN SEE AN AIRPLANE IN THE
DISTANCE
24% SAID THE SCENE WHERE SIMON
AND DAPHNE VAPE OUTSIDE
A GUITAR CENTER.
I FOUND THAT WEIRD, TOO.
THIS NEXT POLL ASKS WHAT IS
YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE
60% SAID WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T
COMPLETE WHAT THEY STARTED
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS LAST POLL ASKED, ARE YOU
EXCITED FOR THE NEW GODZILLA
VERSUS KING KONG MOVIE
50% SAID -
[ ROARING
49% SAID -
1% SAID -- THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT SHOW POLLS
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK
AS YOU GUYS KNOW WE'RE ALWAYS
STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
HARDER, BETTER, FASTER,
STRONGER
WHICH IS WHY WE ASK VIEWERS AT
HOME TO SEND IN ANY SUGGESTIONS
THEY HAVE JUST TO GET SOME
FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU
LIKE TO SEE US DO.
THAT KIND OF STUFF
SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE
THE AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX.
♪
>> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS
FROM OWEN SHECKART
HEY JIMMY I LIKE WATCHING THE
BACHELOR BUT SOME PARTS OF IT
ARE TOO EMOTIONAL FOR ME
YOU SHOULD FIX THAT.
WELL, WE ALWAYS TAKE OUR
SUGGESTIONS SERIOUSLY.
SO HERE'S AN EMOTIONALLY
INTENSE SCENE FROM "THE
BACHELOR" RE-VOICED WITH THE
LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW,
SIRI
TAKE A LOOK.
>> I'M SORRY THAT I HURT YOUR
FEELINGS
THANK YOU.
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY BUT I
THINK THAT WE HAVE VERY
DIFFERENT REALITIES ON WHAT
OCCURRED
REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENED.
WELL IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHY
ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?
MATT HAD MENTIONED THAT YOU
THINK I'M TOXIC AND
MANIPULATIVE
I DO THINK YOU'RE THOSE THINGS
I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE
FIGHTING
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT
EITHER BUT I THINK WE ARE LIKE
OIL AND VINEGAR.
>> Jimmy: A WHOLE EPISODE OF
THAT, MAN.
GET TO ANOTHER SUGGESTION HERE
FROM LIZA GELLER
HEY, JIMMY
YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING GUESTS
QUESTIONS.
YOU SHOULD TRY ASKING THE
CAMERA A QUESTION.
TRY ASKING THE CAMERA
A QUESTION
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I GUESS I CAN GIVE IT A SHOT
OKAY, CAMERA
DO YOU WORK AT "THE TONIGHT
SHOW?"
DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE
SHOW
CAN YOU TELL US YOUR FAVORITE
PERSON IN THE STUDIO
COME ON, CAMERA.
SHOW US YOUR FAVORITE PERSON IN
THE STUDIO
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW.
WAIT, WHAT
WHAT THE HELL?
WHO THE-- DUDE, WHO LET THIS
GUY IN HERE?
-- THAT GUY'S A MENACE
THAT GUY'S A MENACE RIGHT
THERE.
NICE-- STUDIO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEXT ONE HERE IS FROM
MICHELLE PIROZZI
HEY JIMMY.
I LOVE "BRIDGERTON."
ME TOO
IT HAD SUCH A GOOD THEME SONG
BUT I WISH IT HAD LYRICS
COULD YOU ADD SOME
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
TARIQ, QUEST, YOU GUYS WANT TO
TAKE THIS ONE?
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> SURE.
♪ OLD TIMY PEOPLE WITH COOL
SIDE BURNS WHO LIKE TO DANCE♪
♪ OLD TIMY PEOPLE WEARING WIGS
AND FANCY PANTS♪
♪ THEY'RE RIDING HORSES NOW AND
DRINKING TEA THEY'RE ALSO
EATING CRUMPETS EVERYONE IS
BRITISH♪
♪ OLD TIMEY PEOPLE WITH COOL
SIDEBURNS AND FANCY PANTS♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: NEITHER OF YOU HAVE
EVER SEEN THE SHOW, HAVE YOU
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> NAY
>> Jimmy: LET'S GET ANOTHER
SUGGESTION HERE.
THIS ONE IS FROM VIVIAN ZELTER
HEY JIMMY, YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE
MORE PRODUCTS ON BE THE SHOW
THAT'S AN INTERESTING
SUGGESTION BUT IT JUST DOESN'T
FEEL RIGHT TO DO AN AD IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE SHOW
I MEAN, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
LEAVES A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH
UNLIKE-- PAUL LEONARD'S EDIBLE
CALCULATORS.
THE FIRST NONFUNCTIONAL, FULLY
DIGESTIBLE CALCULATORS
I JUST CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND
THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
NOW WITH EVEN LESS MERCURY
[ APPLAUSE ]
OKAY
WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST
SUGGESTION HERE.
IT IS FROM MATT.
I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF SHOWS
FILMED IN NEW YORK CITY.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER
VISIT ANY OF THE OTHER SHOWS
THAT'S FUNNY YOU ASK THAT
BECAUSE I DO
IT'S ALL THANKS TO MY TV
PORTAL
YEAH
THE TV PORTAL CAN PUT ME-- IN
ANY OTHER NEW YORK SHOW.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
GUYS
I'M REALLY EXCITED
OH, JIMMY!
YOU OKAY
OKAY
WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE
HAVE FOR AUDIENCE SUGGESTION
BOX.
STICK AROUND EVERYONE AND WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW.
♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
OSCAR WINNER STARRING ALONGSIDE
DENZEL WASHINGTON AND JARED
LETO IN THE NEW FILM "THE
LITTLE THINGS" WHICH WILL BE IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON HBO
MAX.
HERE IS RAMI MALEK
>> WHAT UP BABY?
>> RAMI MALEK HELLO AND WELCOME
BACK TO THE TONIGHT SHOW
YOU'RE LOOKING FANTASTIC
LOOK AT THIS
YOU'RE PULLING IT OFF AGAIN.
ANOTHER LOOK
>> I'M PULLING OFF ANOTHER
LOOK, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO
WEIRD NOW, I HAVE KIDS NOW AND
I'VE NEVER SEEN THE MUSEUM
MOVIES AND HERE YOU WALK IN AND
I GO, WHAT
WHAT
>> DUDE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST
THING.
MY KIDS LOVE YOU
>> OH, FRANNIE AND WINNI, GIVE
THEM MY LOVE
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH.
>> THE BEST PART OF THAT
EXPERIENCE WAS BEN WAS GREAT TO
ME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD
>> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT
NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IS I WAS
PLAYING THAT ROLE SO CAMP AT
FIRST.
MAYBE NOT CAMP IS THE RIGHT
WORD BUT I WAS GOING FOR IT.
THIS GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN
A COFFIN AT CAMBRIDGE
UNIVERSITY AN POPPED OUT OF
THAT COFFIN AND PLAYED IT LIKE
A BRITISH DANDY AND THE STUDIO
WAS LIKE NA-UH
>> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY
>> SO I WENT BACK TO LOS
ANGELES FROM CANADA AND I DON'T
THINK THAT WENT VERY WELL.
BUT STILLER AND I GOT ALONG
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL
AND, HE WAS LAUGHING AT A FEW
AD LIBS I WAS THROWING OUT SO I
WAS LIKE, SOMETHING IS TELLING
ME THAT SOME PART OF THIS WENT
RIGHT BUT SOME PART OF IT WENT
HORRIBLY WRONG
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> BECAUSE I FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.
THEY'RE CALLING ME BACK FOR
A MAKEUP TEST.
MY AGENT CALLS ME AND GOES,
THERE IS A BREAKDOWN COMING OUT
FOR THIS ROLE AGAIN.
SO I WAS LIKE I'M GETTING
FIRED.
THE ONLY REASON THAT I GOT BACK
AND HAD TO RE-AUDITION IS
BECAUSE STILLER SAID NA I THINK
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A MISTAKE
HERE
THAT WAS ONE COOL THING.
THE OTHER GREAT THING WAS ROBIN
WILLIAMS FOR, YOU KNOW, THREE
MOVIES, AND SAD BUT ON THE
THIRD ONE WE'RE SHOOTING AT THE
BRITISH MUSEUM AT NIGHT AND WE
HAVE THE PLACE ALL TO
OURSELVES.
AND ROBIN, YOU COULD TELL
SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING WITH
HIM, RIGHT
HE HAD -- HE WOULD GO ON THESE
RIPS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND
LIGHT UP THE WORLD AND YOU'D BE
LIKE OH, MY GOD.
WHO ARE YOU?
AND THEN DIP BACK DOWN INTO
THIS OTHER PLACE
HE'D SEE US ALL ON OUR PHONES
AND DEVICES AND YOU'D BE LIKE,
HE'D BE LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO
THIS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS?
SO I SEE HIM KIND OF VEER OFF
AND HE WALKS OFF ALONE AND HE
JUST KIND OF IS STARING AT THIS
MASSIVE ROCK IN THE BRITISH
MUSEUM
I'M LIKE, OH, MAN.
LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM?
HE ALL RIGHT
SO I WALK UP TO KIND OF -- IS
EVERYTHING OKAY?
HE LOOKS AT ME, JUST KIND OF
SLIGHTLY OVER THE SHOULDER AND
HE GOES, HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET
TO BE ALONE WITH THE ROSETTA
STONE?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST STORY
I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
>> AMAZING RIGHT
>> Jimmy: WOW.
YOU WERE APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH
BECAUSE I JUST INTERRUPTED YOU
>> IT WAS SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: BUT I ALWAYS LOVE
TALKING TO YOU
THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU
WE WERE AT THE TIME 100.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER,
IT WAS -- I MEAN, IT WAS EVERY
COOL PERSON WAS THERE.
IT WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY GREAT
NIGHT.
NANCY PELOSI, YOU AND I, NANCY
PELOSI HUNG OUT AND TOOK A
A PHOTO.
>> WELL YEAH
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
LOOK HOW TAN I WAS
>> IT WAS SO COOL TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU THERE AND HER THERE
AND SHE, YOU KNOW, WAS A FAN OF
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WAS LIKE WELL I'M A FAN OF
YOU, NANCY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT SHE DUG THE MOVIE, WHICH
WAS COOL
>> Jimmy: YOU WENT ON TO WIN
THE OSCAR.
YOU WON THE ACADEMY AWARD.
>> IT WAS SUCH A TRIP, MAN
SUCH A TRIP.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN -
>> THE COOLEST PART IS WE HAD
TO KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS BUT
QUEEN OPENED THAT NIGHT IF YOU
REMEMBER
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> SO YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC AND
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I SPENT
ALMOST TWO YEARS PREPARING FOR
IT, I'M KIND OF INSTANTLY
BROUGHT BACK TO THE FIRST
MOMENT OF ACKNOWLEDGING THAT I
MIGHT PLAY THIS MAN AND WHAT
THAT MEANT AND SO THE WHOLE
THING KIND OF CAME FULL CIRCLE
AND I HAD MY MOM THERE AND MY
BROTHER AND SISTER SO FOR ME
IT'S THE STATUE IS EVERYTHING.
THE EXPERIENCE JUST KIND OF WAS
OVERWHELMING FOR SO MANY
REASONS.
SPEAKING OF MOM, ON FRIDAY SHE
HAS A VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SO,
I LOVE YOU, LADY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> Jimmy: OH, MOM WE LOVE YOU.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE, WHAT A
A GREAT KID.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE
BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD
HOW COOL IS THIS GUY
>> AND TO PIGGYBACK OFF OF
FAMILY, I MEAN, YOU GUYS --
ONE, I JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE SHOW
GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, MAN
IT'S BEEN SO INTIMATE AND I
KNOW WE'RE TALKING TO EACH
OTHER AS FAMILY AND FRIENDS
OFTEN THROUGH THIS MEDIUM, BUT
TO GET TO KIND OF HAVE THESE
REALLY INTIMATE, YOU KNOW,
THOUGHTFUL, STILL VERY FUNNY
BUT EXTREMELY PERSONAL AND
FULFILLING MOMENTS WITH YOU
EVERY NIGHT, MEANS A LOT
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU AND AT THE
BEGINNING AND NANCY AND WINNI
AND FRANNIE GETTING ON AND
PUTTING THAT TOGETHER WAS JUST
KIND OF HEALING IN A WAY I GOT
TO SAY
SO THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
TELL EVERYONE, MY KIDS LOVE
YOU, MAN
THEY ARE OBSESSED.
THEY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE "THE
LITTLE THINGS.
THEY'RE SO EXCITED
THEY LOVE MURDER WHODUNIT CRIME
WITH THREE -- BY THE WAY, HOW
ABOUT -- ADDING TO YOUR LIST OF
COOL THINGS, YOU GOT TO DO A
A MOVIE WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON
>> IT IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
YOU KNOW I TRY NOT TO GO BACK
TO THE TRAILER TO ESCAPE -- I'M
LIKE I'M WITH DENZEL
ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS
>> Jimmy: ANYTHING
>> ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS.
HE GETS A LOT OF QUESTIONS
HE GETS, YOU KNOW, THE OSCAR
QUESTION A LOT LIKE WHERE DO
YOU KEEP YOUR OSCAR.
HE MADE ME LAUGH
HE SAID NEXT TO THE OTHER ONE.
VERY AMUSING
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT
ANSWER
OH, MAN.
>> IT WAS A GOOD ONE
>> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE
THE MOVIE?
>> I MEAN, I CAN GIVE YOU
A LONG WINED ANSWER BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT IT IS?
THIS 1990s PSYCHOLOGICAL
THRILLER THAT FEELS LIKE A
A THROWBACK MOVIE.
WE'VE KIND OF BEEN YEARNING
FOR, FOR SO MANY YEARS, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: IT DOES.
>> WE DON'T SEE THESE MOVIES
OFTEN.
IT IS GRIPPING TO THE VERY LAST
SECOND
>> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
HERE IS RAMI MALEK AND DENZEL
WASHINGTON IN "THE LITTLE
THINGS."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> REALLY.
THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR TIME
OFF?
>> WHAT DO YOU GOT
>> THE STAB WOUND, LIGATURE,
KILLED ELSEWHERE
>> SHE A FLOATER
>> YEAH.
THEY OVERFLOWED HER A FEW DAYS
BACK
I GUESS THERE WAS MUD IN HER
CAVITIES
SHALLOW GRAVE MOST LIKELY.
YOU READY TO TELL ME ABOUT MARY
ROBERTS?
YOUR VOICE STAMPEDER SWALLOWED
A 12 GAUGE LATE LAST NIGHT
>> Jimmy: RAMI MALEK EVERYBODY
"THE LITTLE THINGS" IN THEATERS
THIS FRIDAY AND AVAILABLE ON
HBO MAX.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY
>> IT'S A PLEASURE
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH BRIDGET EVERETT
STICK AROUND, EVERYONE
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A VERY FUNNY AND TALENTED ACTOR
AND PERFORMER.
YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW
MOVIE "BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA
COUNTY" WHICH IS IN SELECT
THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL
FEBRUARY 12th.
HERE IS BRIDGET EVERETT.
OH, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU
COME ON.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE
>> OH, MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY TO
BE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME ON
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK PHENOMENAL
AND WE HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP
ON
FIRST THINGS FIRST
I READ YOU'RE GETTING YOUR
FIRST HBO SHOW
THIS IS VERY EXCITING FOR ME
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT
THIS
>> THANK YOU
I AM SO EXCITED.
IT IS LIKE A LIFE LONG DREAM TO
BE ON HBO AND HAVE MY OWN SHOW
AND DREAM IT FROM THE GROUND
UP
IT IS CALLED "SOMEBODY
SOMEWHERE" ABOUT A WOMAN IN HER
40s WHO HAS BEEN SORT OF SLEEP
WALKING THROUGH LIFE AND IS
BACK IN HER HOMETOWN AND
RE-ENGAGING WITH HER FAMILY AND
THE PEOPLE THERE AND IS SORT OF
REDISCOVERING HER DREAMS
THERE WILL BE MUSIC AND SINGING
AND IT'S JUST THE BEST OF ALL
POSSIBLE WORLDS FOR ME
I AM SO EXCITED.
>> Jimmy: JOE'S PUB I WANT TO
SAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I THINK
I HEARD ABOUT YOU.
WAS IT THE TENDER MOMENTS?
>> THAT'S THE NAME OF MY BAND,
THE TENDER MOMENTS
YOU KNOW WHO'S BEEN A COUPLE
TIMES, QUEST LOVE HAS BEEN
THERE A FEW TIMES.
AND I DO A LOT OF AUDIENCE
STUFF WHERE I START WALKING
AROUND THE AUDIENCE.
HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE
AS SOON AS I COME OUT IN THE
HOUSE SORT OF --
>> Jimmy: DON'T PICK ME PLEASE
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
YOU ARE SO FUNNY
DID YOU SIT ON HIS LAP AND YOU
GET RIGHT IN THERE
>> I DIDN'T SIT ON HIS LAP BUT
IF HE COMES BACK I'M GOING TO
SIT ON HIS LAP AND EVERYBODY
ELSE'S THAT COMES TO THE SHOW.
I'M GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL
EVERYBODY IS THERE
THERE'S GOING TO BE AN
EXPLOSION, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: I WILL TAKE THAT
YOU DO GET TO WORK WITH SOME
GREAT PEOPLE IN "BREAKING NEWS
IN YUBA COUNTY."
I MEAN, OSCAR WINNER ALLISON
JANY NOT TOO SHABBY.
>> WANDA SYKES, JULIETTE LEWIS
A REAL DREAM TEEM.
AMANDA WROTE THE SCRIPT.
IT'S AMAZING
IT'S HER FIRST SCRIPT.
WE SHOT IT DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI
I WAS LIKE OKAY.
MISSISSIPPI IN THE SUMMER TIME
IT'S GOING TO BE A HUNDRED
DEGREES BUT I'M PERI
MENOPAUSAL
I SEE THE SUN AND I START TO
SWEAT BUT DID NOT MATTER
BECAUSE AFTER WE'D SHOOT 12 AND
14-HOUR DAYS WE'D GO BACK TO
THE HOUSE AND WE WOULD HAVE
MARTINIS OR A LITTLE SKINNY
DIPPING AND THE BEST WERE THE
DANCE PARTIES THOUGH WITH
CELEBRITY DE-JAY WANDA SYKES
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS WANDA LIKE
DE-JAYING?
>> HER NAME IS DE-JAY SNIPPETS
BECAUSE SHE PUT ON EARTH, WIND,
AND FIRE AND WE'D BE DANCING
AND EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR
DANCING LIKE 45 SECONDS AND
SHE'D STOP IT AND PICK ANOTHER
SONG
SO DE-JAY SNIPPETS
>> Jimmy: QUEST PLAYS WITH YOUR
BRAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE OH,
MY GOD
♪ TELL ME SOMETHING -- THEN
HE'S LIKE, NO.
DONE
DE-JAY SNIPPETS.
>> DE-JAY SNIPPETS ALWAYS PLAYS
MY FRIEND NADIA'S PARTY AROUND
THANKSGIVING
IT'S JUST LIKE ONE -- IT'S
ARTISTRY LIKE ONE SMASH INTO
THE OTHER INTO UNDERGROUND INTO
LIKE A DEEP TRACK AND HE'S AN
ARTIST IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
>> Jimmy: ALSO SHOUT OUT TO D
MAN.
>> WANDA
REACH OUT TO QUEST LOVE.
>> Jimmy: HAVE A SNIPPET-OFF
I WOULD TOTALLY, LISTEN, I
WOULD LOVE THAT.
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU -- POPPY
MADE IT ON TO THE POSTER
>> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
YOU'RE ON THE POSTER FOR
BREAKING NEWS.
>> YES
LOOK AT THAT
LOOK AT THAT BABY GIRL RIGHT
THERE.
>> Jimmy: WAS SHE PROUD?
WAS SHE PROFESSIONAL
DID SHE HIT HER MARK
TALK TO ME ABOUT POPPY
>> JIMMY, I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE SO EXTRAORDINARY
TO, LIKE, BE IN A MOVIE WITH
ALLISON WHO MOST OF MY SCENES
ARE WITH
SHE IS AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER
ALL THAT
THEN THEY'RE LIKE BUT
INTRODUCING POPPY LOUIS
MANDRELL EVERETT
SO THEY ASKED IF SHE'D BE IN
THE MOVIE.
SHE IS IN A SCENE WITH REGINA
HALL, A MAJOR MOVIE STAR, VERY
COOL
POPPY SITS ON THE BED.
I'M BACK IN THE CORNER BEHIND
THE CAMERAS.
POPPY NAILS IT ON THE FIRST
TAKE
THEY DO ONE MORE FOR SAFETY AND
I'M JUST BACK IN THE CORNER
CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO PROUD
OF HER
YOU KNOW, JIMMY, SHE STARTED
OFF AS YOU KNOW IN CAGES
SHE WAS HAVING BABIES AGAINST
HER WILL
SHE WAS A SEX WORKER
NOW SHE'S A MOVIE STAR
SHE'S ON A MOVIE POSTER WITH
ALL THOSE MOVIE STARS.
THAT IS A TRUE
THAT IS DREAMS DON'T HAVE
DEADLINES RIGHT THERE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE MOVIE
ABOUT?
HOW DO WE SET IT UP?
>> THE MOVIE IS -- IT STARTS,
ALLISON JENNY IS SUE BUTTONS
AND SHE IS SORT OF A FORGOTTEN
HOUSEWIFE AND HER HUSBAND
PLAYED BY MATTHEW MODIN IS
CARL
HE GOES MISSING AND SHE HAS 15
MINUTES OF FAME AND BASICALLY
MAYHEM ENSUES AND SHE TRIES TO
KEEP THE TRUTH FROM COMING OUT
AND IT IS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN
SHE IS KILLER IN EVERYTHING BUT
SHE'S GREAT >> I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYBODY A CLIP
HERE IS BRIDGET EVERETT IN
"BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA COUNTY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SUE, HI
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON THE
NEWS AGAIN TODAY
>> WHO'S THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
BUT SHE FINE AS HELL
>> QUALITY TIMES MOTEL
RING A BELL?
SAM, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
EXCUSE ME.
>> NO, SUE, I THINK --
>> I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
>> I'LL BE BACK.
I'M SORRY.
CAN WE JUST TALK OUTSIDE A
A MINUTE
>> I'D LOVE THAT
>> Jimmy: BRIDGET, IT'S BECOME
TRADITION THAT EVERY TIME
YOU'RE HERE WE END YOUR SEGMENT
WITH A SONG.
NOW, I KNOW WE'RE TALKING OVER
ZOOM
BUT I WAS KIND OF HOPING TO
KEEP THAT TRADITION GOING.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
>> JIMMY, I'D LOVE TO SING
SOMETHING HOPEFUL IF THAT'S
OKAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> IT'S BEEN OBVIOUSLY SUCH
A TOUGH TIME FOR EVERYBODY
AND WE'RE MISSING OUR FRIENDS
AND OUR FAMILY AND, YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE PEOPLE WE MISS BEING
WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE
AND THE CONNECTIONS THAT WE
HAVE
AND I'M JUST REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO THOSE BRIGHT MOMENTS
WITH PEOPLE.
AND ESPECIALLY BACK IN NEW YORK
CITY, OUR TOWN
>> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY
>> I'D LOVE TO SING THE SONG
AND HOPEFULLY WE CAN ALL BE
DREAMING OF THOSE MOMENTS
TOGETHER
>> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE
READY.
>> HIT THE TRACK
♪ I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE
RAIN IS GONE ♪
♪ I CAN SEE ALL OBSTACLES IN MY
WAY ♪
♪ GONE ARE THE DARK CLOUDS THAT
HAD ME BLIND IT'S GONNA BE A
A BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪
♪ LOOK ALL AROUND THERE'S
NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES LOOK
STRAIGHT AHEAD THERE'S NOTHING
BUT BLUE SKIES ♪
♪ I THINK I CAN MAKE IT NOW THE
PAIN IS GONE ♪
♪ ALL OF THE BAD FEELINGS HAVE
DISAPPEARED ♪
♪ HERE THAT RAINBOW I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT,
BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪
IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT, BRIGHT
SUNSHINY DAY ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT,
BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪
>> Jimmy: OH, BRIDGET EVERETT
EVERYBODY!
YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING IT.
HER NEW MOVIE "BREAKING NEWS IN
YUBA COUNTY" IS IN SELECT
THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL
FEBRUARY 12th.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND
UP COMEDY FROM JESUS TREJO
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
AH, BRIDGET, THANK YOU
PHENOMENAL
♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS
HIS / COMEDY SPECIAL "JESUS
TREJO: STAY AT HOME SON"
AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME.
MAKING HIS TONIGHT SHOW DEBUT
PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY
JESUS TREJO!
>> WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY
MY MOM HAD HER FIRST ZOOM
DOCTOR MEETING
I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING
SHE'S NOT TECH SAVVY SO I SAT
HERE
MOM'S HERE
WE'RE LOOKING AT THE LAPTOP.
THING IS DONE.
I CLOSE IT
I LOOK TO MY MOM
I GO, MOM, WHAT DID YOU THINK?
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES, WHO
WAS THAT GUY
[ LAUGHTER ]
ADORABLE
EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT
LIKE THE ROLES FOR ME SWITCHED
DURING THIS TIME
DURING QUARANTINE EVERYTHING
SWITCHED
LIKE I'M THE PARENT AND MY
PARENTS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE THE
KIDS
LIKE MY MOM HAS NEVER BEEN THAT
ACTIVE BEFORE.
LIKE CAN I GO OUTSIDE?
NO YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE.
YOU GET SICK
CAN I GO OUTSIDE FOR A LITTLE
BIT?
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
PLEASE
I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE
I'M LIKE, MOM.
YOU CAN'T.
THEN MY LITTLE HEART AS
A PARENT JUST BROKE.
I'M LIKE ALL RIGHT
YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE BUT STAY
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU PLEASE
DON'T GO TOO FAR
IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY YOU RUN
BACK IN THE APARTMENT.
OKAY
I CAN DO THAT.
BUT I USED THIS DOWN TIME TO DO
EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO AND I
NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO DO LIKE I
READ SOME BOOKS.
I SAW SOME MOVIES.
I CLEANED MY BELLY BUTTON.
THAT WAS COOL.
HAD THE CUBIC ZIRCONIA IN
THERE.
YEAH
I EVEN CLEANED MY REFRIGERATOR
FELT GOOD.
YEAH
THANK YOU.
AND I REALIZED SOMETHING
I REALIZED I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THE SAME BOTTLE OF MUSTARD
SINCE I WAS A KID.
LIKE THIS BOTTLE HAS BEEN PART
OF MY LIFE A LONG TIME, MAN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S BAD
OR NOT BECAUSE IT'S MUSTARD.
RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT IT TASTES LIKE I
GUESS.
I THINK WE GOT INTO MUSTARD TOO
EARLY.
WE DIDN'T LET THEM FULLY INVENT
IT
THINK ABOUT MUSTARD.
THINK ABOUT MUSTARD FOR
A LITTLE BIT
YELLOW MUSTARD
SPICY MUSTARD.
DIJON.
GUYS, KEEP GOING
YOU'RE CLOSE
IF YOU EVER TASTED MUSTARD AND
IT WAS DELICIOUS THAT'S HONEY
MUSTARD FOR SURE
AND HONEY IS DOING ALL THE
LIFTING IN THAT RELATIONSHIP
YEAH, MAN.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT MUSTARD
WAS INITIALLY INVENTED TO CLEAN
JEWELRY?
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT TASTES
LIKE
MUSTARD IS THE ONLY CONDIMENT
YOU CAN SPILL ON YOURSELF AND
PEOPLE LOVE TO POINT IT OUT AND
RUIN YOUR DAY.
LIKE HEY MAN
YOU GOT MUSTARD ON YOUR SHIRT.
OH, DANG IT.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
SCREW YOU, MAN
BUT IF YOU EVER FEEL LONELY,
YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS,
PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON YOUR
SHIRT.
JUST WAIT.
HEY MAN.
YOU GOT MUSTARD ON YOUR SHIRT.
YOU GOT TO ACT SURPRISED
OH, DANG IT MAN.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
MY NAME IS JESUS TREJO
FRIENDSHIP
HERE'S THE QUESTION.
IS EVERY DELI FAMOUS
I SAW THEM OPEN A BRAND NEW
DELHI AND ALREADY SAID, WORLD
FAMOUS
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS HEY
DELI, RELAX.
ENJOY THE JOURNEY, MAN
YOU'LL GET THERE
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
YEAH, MAN.
I LIKE FOOD A LOT.
THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE FOOD
SO ALL RIGHT
YEAH
I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CUP
CAKES.
I USED TO BE REALLY REALLY
ADDICTED TO CUP CAKES.
I ATE ONE EVERY DAY.
TOOK SUNDAYS OFF BECAUSE I HAVE
DIABETES
NOW I'M INTO MUFFINS
I FEEL LIKE THE OLDER YOU GET
YOUR PALATE BECOMES A LITTLE
MORE REFINED AND A MUFFIN IS
JUST A BRAVE CUP CAKE.
IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE THEY
REALIZED THEY DIDN'T NEED
SPRINKLES OR FROSTING AND WOULD
BE DELICIOUS
I LOVE A MUFFIN MAN.
FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE MUFFIN
IS TAKING THE PAPER OFF.
LITTLE CORDUROY.
YOU SEE THE MUFFIN ALL
VULNERABLE RIGHT THERE JUST
CHILLING
STRETCH MARKS ON THE SIDE.
I'M LIKE I LIKE THAT, MUFFIN
MUFFIN LOOKING LIKE IT'S BEEN
WEARING JEANS AND A TIGHT BELT
ALL DAY.
YOU GOT TO RELAX, MAN.
I HAD HOT DOGS RECENTLY.
I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT HAD
HOT DOGS WITH MY FOLKS AND,
YEAH
I WAS EXCITED ABOUT IT
AND MY DAD'S LIKE DO WE HAVE
MUSTARD?
HELL YEAH YOU'LL SEE THE BOTTLE
RIGHT OVER HERE.
HE CAME BACK AND SAID HEY MAN.
THIS IS BAD.
WATER CAME OUT
LIKE DAD, YOU GOT TO SHAKE IT.
YOU GOT TO BOOT IT UP.
YOU GOT TO LET IT KNOW YOU'RE
ABOUT TO USE IT.
YOU SURPRISED IT
>> LET SOMEBODY SQUEEZE YOU.
SEE IF WATER DOESN'T COME OUT.
YOU WEREN'T READY RIGHT?
NO
IT'S BAD
IT GOT BROWN SPOTS
LIKE IT'S DELI MUSTARD NOW
WORLD FAMOUS
THANK YOU GUYS
THAT'S MY TIME
APPRECIATE YOU
THANK YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy:
JESUS TREJO.
FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO
JESUS TREJO.COM.
MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME
BACK EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
WATCHING, EVERYBODY.
STAY SAFE.
WEAR A MASK.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
♪