1 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:25,002 >> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:25,002 PLAZA HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, 3 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:27,027 IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 4 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:27,027 JIMMY FALLON." 5 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,026 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,026 GUESTS - 7 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:33,004 RAMI MALEK 8 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:33,004 BRIDGET EVERETT, 9 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:34,028 COMEDIAN JESUS TREJO 10 00:00:34,028 --> 00:00:40,027 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 11 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:40,027 ROOTS CREW, AND NOW, HERE'S 12 00:00:37,013 --> 00:00:40,027 YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON. 13 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,017 ♪ 14 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,017 ♪ 15 00:00:47,017 --> 00:00:51,003 >> Jimmy: HEY! 16 00:00:47,017 --> 00:00:51,003 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 17 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:59,005 THANK YOU! 18 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:59,005 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 19 00:00:59,005 --> 00:01:02,006 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 20 00:00:59,005 --> 00:01:02,006 EVERYBODY. 21 00:01:02,006 --> 00:01:06,011 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 22 00:01:02,006 --> 00:01:06,011 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 23 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,013 WELL, GUYS, WE ARE NOW 24 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,013 OFFICIALLY ONE WEEK INTO JOE 25 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:08,018 BIDEN'S PRESIDENCY AND FOR THE 26 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:08,018 FIRST TIME IN A WHILE A WEEK 27 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:17,029 ACTUALLY FELT LIKE A WEEK. 28 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:17,029 YEP, BIDEN'S ALREADY BEEN IN 29 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:20,016 OFFICE FOR A WEEK. 30 00:01:17,029 --> 00:01:20,016 TIME SURE DOES FLY WHEN YOU'RE 31 00:01:20,016 --> 00:01:25,009 NOT DOOM SCROLLING THROUGH 32 00:01:20,016 --> 00:01:25,009 TWITTER TILL 4:00 A.M. 33 00:01:25,009 --> 00:01:26,015 RIGHT NOW LIQUOR STORES LIKE, 34 00:01:25,009 --> 00:01:26,015 WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYBODY 35 00:01:26,015 --> 00:01:31,002 GO 36 00:01:26,015 --> 00:01:31,002 HEY! 37 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:32,005 IN ONE WEEK WE'VE GONE FROM 38 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:32,005 INSURRECTION TO COOL AND 39 00:01:32,005 --> 00:01:35,004 COLLECTED. 40 00:01:32,005 --> 00:01:35,004 ANARCHY TO NO MALARKY. 41 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:36,023 DRINKING BLEACH TO BORING 42 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:36,023 SPEECH 43 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:42,014 YOU KNOW 44 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:42,014 I'LL TAKE IT 45 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,023 AND THIS IS INTERESTING. 46 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,023 EVEN THOUGH BIDEN HAS ONLY BEEN 47 00:01:44,023 --> 00:01:46,000 ON THE JOB FOR SEVEN FULL DAYS, 48 00:01:44,023 --> 00:01:46,000 HIS INITIAL APPROVAL RATING IS 49 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,022 HIGHER THAN TRUMP'S EVER WAS 50 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,022 YEAH 51 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:54,011 I'M PRETTY SURE BY THE END 52 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:54,011 TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING WAS 53 00:01:54,011 --> 00:01:55,017 HOVERING AROUND THE TEMPERATURE 54 00:01:54,011 --> 00:01:55,017 THAT YOU HAVE TO STORE THE 55 00:01:55,017 --> 00:02:00,025 PFIZER VACCINE 56 00:01:55,017 --> 00:02:00,025 I MEAN, MEANWHILE, TRUMP WAS 57 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:03,000 LIKE, YEAH 58 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:03,000 BUT IF YOU ASK MILITIA MEMBERS 59 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,024 ON THE NO-FLY LIST, MY NUMBERS 60 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,024 ARE THROUGH THE ROOF 61 00:02:07,024 --> 00:02:09,000 WELL, RUDY GUILIANI IS BACK IN 62 00:02:07,024 --> 00:02:09,000 THE HEADLINES AGAIN WITH MORE 63 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,008 BAD NEWS 64 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,008 YOUTUBE JUST CONFIRMED THAT 65 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,016 THEY SUSPENDED RUDY FROM MAKING 66 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,016 MONEY OFF THE ADS THAT PLAY 67 00:02:14,016 --> 00:02:21,010 BEFORE HIS VIDEOS. 68 00:02:14,016 --> 00:02:21,010 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW RUDY WAS ON 69 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:25,001 YOUTUBE. 70 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:25,001 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HE'S 71 00:02:25,001 --> 00:02:27,028 DOING. 72 00:02:25,001 --> 00:02:27,028 >> IF YOU WANT A GOOD CIGAR, GO 73 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:32,003 TO A GOOD CIGAR SHOP 74 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:32,003 IF YOU WANT THE BEST, GO TO 75 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:34,010 FAMOUS SMOKE SHOP. 76 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:34,010 AMERICAN HARTFORD GOLD IS THE 77 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:38,006 COMPANY YOU CAN TRUST WHEN IT 78 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:38,006 COMES TO BUYING GOLD 79 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:42,000 ORDER OMEGA XL NOW AND GET A 80 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:42,000 A SECOND BOTTLE FREE 81 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,012 EAR BUDS FROM RAY CONBECAUSE 82 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,012 THEY CONNECT MY BLUETOOTH 83 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:49,021 SEAMLESSLY AND YOU'RE NOT 84 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:49,021 HAVING TO UNTANGLE ALL THESE 85 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:51,010 HEAD PHONE WIRES 86 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:51,010 >> Jimmy: WHAT 87 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,002 QUICK QUESTION 88 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,002 QUICK QUESTION 89 00:02:54,002 --> 00:02:59,016 WHO IS BUYING EAR BUDS BECAUSE 90 00:02:54,002 --> 00:02:59,016 RUDY GUILIANI RECOMMENDS THEM? 91 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:01,018 YES, IT'S REAL 92 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:01,018 >> FOR REAL? 93 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:04,016 >> THAT'S REAL 94 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:04,016 SERIOUSLY. 95 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:09,007 WHAT HAPPENED TO RUDY? 96 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:09,007 HE'S GONE FROM QANON TO QVC. 97 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:10,013 APPARENTLY RUDY IS SO DESPERATE 98 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:10,013 FOR CASH HE'S GOING TO LET 99 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:14,011 EXXON START DRILLING HIS HEAD 100 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:14,011 FOR OIL. 101 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:20,016 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. 102 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:20,016 THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. 103 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:23,011 OH, SOME BUSINESS NEWS 104 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:23,011 THIS IS A GOOD ONE HERE. 105 00:03:23,011 --> 00:03:24,019 TODAY KRAFT HEINZ ANNOUNCED ITS 106 00:03:23,011 --> 00:03:24,019 NEW PINK, CANDY-FLAVORED 107 00:03:24,019 --> 00:03:28,015 MACARONI AND CHEESE FOR 108 00:03:24,019 --> 00:03:28,015 VALENTINE'S DAY. 109 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:34,012 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 110 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:34,012 CANDY FLAVORED PASTA 111 00:03:34,012 --> 00:03:38,013 JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO MAKE. 112 00:03:34,012 --> 00:03:38,013 EVEN THE OLIVE GARDEN LOOKED AT 113 00:03:38,013 --> 00:03:41,018 THAT AND SAID, THAT AIN'T 114 00:03:38,013 --> 00:03:41,018 RIGHT. 115 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:46,022 CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN? 116 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:46,022 I'M 99% SURE THAT IS WHAT 117 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:55,022 CUSTODIANS THROW ON THE FLOOR 118 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:55,022 AFTER A KID BARFS. 119 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:56,028 THEY EVEN HAVE A GOOD NAME FOR 120 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:56,028 IT 121 00:03:56,028 --> 00:04:01,016 PEPTO-BIS-MAC. 122 00:03:56,028 --> 00:04:01,016 LATER THIS YEAR THE POSTAL 123 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:02,022 SERVICE IS GOING TO RELEASE 124 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:02,022 A NEW SERIES OF "STAR WARS" 125 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:08,009 STAMPS 126 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:08,009 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO 127 00:04:08,009 --> 00:04:14,029 LICK C3PO TO PAY MY CABLE BILL, 128 00:04:08,009 --> 00:04:14,029 BUT HERE WE ARE. 129 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:17,007 WHEN HE SAW THE NEWS JIMMY 130 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:17,007 CARTER WAS LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN 131 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:23,027 ON A STAMP BUT BY ALL MEANS 132 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:23,027 LET'S GIVE ONE TO R2D2 133 00:04:23,027 --> 00:04:26,002 WELL, THIS IS EXCITING 134 00:04:23,027 --> 00:04:26,002 SIX FLAGS GREAT ADVENTURE IN 135 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,007 NEW JERSEY JUST FINISHED THE 136 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,007 TRACK FOR ITS 130-FOOT-HIGH 137 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:34,009 JERSEY DEVIL COASTER 138 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:34,009 AND WHEN IT OPENS, IT'LL BE THE 139 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:37,024 WORLD'S TALLEST, FASTEST, AND 140 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:37,024 LONGEST SINGLE-RAIL COASTER. 141 00:04:37,024 --> 00:04:38,028 OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S NEW 142 00:04:37,024 --> 00:04:38,028 JERSEY YOUR HAIR'S GOTAY BE 143 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:46,023 THIS TALL TO RIDE. 144 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:46,023 [ APPLAUSE ] 145 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:48,015 IT'S NICE THEY ADDED A NEW 146 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:48,015 ROLLERCOASTER. 147 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,025 THE OTHER ROLLER COASTERS IN 148 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,025 THAT PARK ARE SO OLD THEY STILL 149 00:04:49,025 --> 00:04:58,017 HAVE ASHTRAYS. 150 00:04:49,025 --> 00:04:58,017 DOES THIS THING GO UPSIDE DOWN 151 00:04:58,017 --> 00:05:00,020 GET THIS 152 00:04:58,017 --> 00:05:00,020 I READ THAT BECAUSE OF THE 153 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,023 PANDEMIC NEW YORKERS CAN NOW 154 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,023 ORDER SCRATCH-OFF TICKETS 155 00:05:01,023 --> 00:05:06,020 ONLINE AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED 156 00:05:01,023 --> 00:05:06,020 RIGHT TO THEIR HOUSE 157 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,029 I'M NOT SURE I LOVE THIS IDEA. 158 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,029 ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW YORK 159 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:10,004 TRADITIONS WAS WAITING IN LINE 160 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:10,004 WITH MY LUNCH WHILE THE GUY 161 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:14,006 AHEAD OF ME TOOK 15 MINUTES TO 162 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:14,006 PICK OUT TICKETS 163 00:05:14,006 --> 00:05:19,027 GIVE ME THE THREE LUCKY 7s 164 00:05:14,006 --> 00:05:19,027 I'LL DO TWO BIRTHDAY BUCKS 165 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:27,009 I WANT THE BOGGLE CASH WORD. 166 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:27,009 AND, UHHH -- 5 TIC TAC SNOWS 167 00:05:27,009 --> 00:05:34,007 GO WITH 6s 168 00:05:27,009 --> 00:05:34,007 THAT'S THE SECRET. 169 00:05:34,007 --> 00:05:40,020 THESE ARE SCRATCH-OFFS 170 00:05:34,007 --> 00:05:40,020 EVERY SIXTH ONE IS A WIN 171 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,028 THAT'S THE FOURTH ONE SO GIVE 172 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,028 ME TWO MORE. 173 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:49,006 GIVE ME EIGHT TICKETS. 174 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:49,006 AND THAT STARTS TO SIX AGAIN 175 00:05:49,006 --> 00:05:54,010 WHAT 176 00:05:49,006 --> 00:05:54,010 AND FINALLY, SOME NEWS FROM 177 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:56,012 OVERSEAS 178 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:56,012 CHINA HAS ROLLED OUT AN ANAL 179 00:05:56,012 --> 00:05:57,018 SWAB CORONAVIRUS TEST, SAYING 180 00:05:56,012 --> 00:05:57,018 IT IS MORE ACCURATE THAN THE 181 00:05:57,018 --> 00:06:05,017 THROAT METHOD. 182 00:05:57,018 --> 00:06:05,017 IT'S MORE ACCURATE BUT IS STILL 183 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:09,003 BEING CALLED THE NUMBER TWO 184 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:09,003 TEST 185 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:14,016 [ APPLAUSE ] 186 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:14,016 AND FOR EVEN MORE ACCURACY THEY 187 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:16,017 DO A NASAL SWAB AND AN ANAL 188 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:16,017 SWAB UNTIL THEY TOUCH IN THE 189 00:06:16,017 --> 00:06:21,000 MIDDLE 190 00:06:16,017 --> 00:06:21,000 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVERYBODY 191 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,022 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 192 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,022 COME ON NOW! 193 00:06:23,022 --> 00:06:38,014 ♪ 194 00:06:23,022 --> 00:06:38,014 >> Jimmy: I WAS HELPING YOU OUT 195 00:06:38,014 --> 00:06:40,000 A LITTLE BIT 196 00:06:38,014 --> 00:06:40,000 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ME 197 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,020 >> NO, I DIDN'T. 198 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,020 >> YOU HEARD IT? 199 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:45,008 >> I DID 200 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:45,008 >> Jimmy: YEAH 201 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:47,004 SO WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING THERE, 202 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:47,004 DO IT AGAIN. 203 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:48,026 TAKE A LISTEN. 204 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:48,026 >> THAT WAS YOU? 205 00:06:48,026 --> 00:07:01,003 I THOUGHT IT WAS STROKE. 206 00:06:48,026 --> 00:07:01,003 ♪ I WAS MOVING ♪ 207 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:04,028 >> I WAS GETTING ANGRY AT HIM. 208 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:04,028 LIKE WHY ARE YOU YELLING 209 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:07,013 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR HIP IS 210 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:07,013 GOING OUT. 211 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:11,005 >> OH! 212 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:11,005 OOH! 213 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:16,006 >> I CAN DO IT 214 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:16,006 LET ME TRY IT. 215 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:19,008 ♪ OH! 216 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:19,008 OH 217 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:28,017 ♪ 218 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:28,017 THANK YOU. 219 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:31,025 WHENEVER YOU NEED ME IN THE 220 00:07:28,017 --> 00:07:31,025 STUDIO 221 00:07:31,025 --> 00:07:33,011 YOU KNOW THAT. 222 00:07:31,025 --> 00:07:33,011 >> THANK YOU 223 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:36,006 I THINK YOU KNOW 224 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:36,006 >> Jimmy: THE 12th YEAR I'VE 225 00:07:36,006 --> 00:07:40,001 PUT IT OUT THERE 226 00:07:36,006 --> 00:07:40,001 I'LL SHOW UP FOR YOU MAN 227 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,026 GUYS, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR 228 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,026 YOU TONIGHT. 229 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:43,015 HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE 230 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:43,015 LITTLE THINGS. 231 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:45,024 IT'S AWESOME 232 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:45,024 HE IS AWESOME IN IT. 233 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:52,028 RAMI MALEK IS HERE 234 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:52,028 PLUS FROM THE UPCOMING MOVIE 235 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:56,010 "BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA COUNTY" 236 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:56,010 BRIDGET EVERETT IS HERE. 237 00:07:56,010 --> 00:08:00,004 CAN WE GET HER TO SING 238 00:07:56,010 --> 00:08:00,004 WE GOT TO TRY. 239 00:08:00,004 --> 00:08:07,017 AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND-UP FROM 240 00:08:00,004 --> 00:08:07,017 JESUS TREJO! 241 00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:09,000 HEY, GUYS. 242 00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:09,000 IT IS TIME FOR OUR LATEST 243 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,009 INSTALLMENT OF TONIGHT SHOW 244 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,009 POLLS. 245 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:17,013 ♪ TONIGHT SHOW POLLS ♪ 246 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:17,013 THIS FIRST POLL ASKS DID YOU 247 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:23,013 FINISH THAT PUZZLE YET THAT YOU 248 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:23,013 STARTED WORKING ON LAST APRIL? 249 00:08:23,013 --> 00:08:26,016 33% SAID NO WE GAVE UP AND PUT 250 00:08:23,013 --> 00:08:26,016 IT BACK IN THE BOX 251 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:30,000 33% SAID NO IT'S STILL A MESS 252 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:30,000 ALL OVER OUR COFFEE TABLE. 253 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,006 34% SAID NO IT SLOWLY TORE THE 254 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,006 FAMILY APART FROM WITHIN AND 255 00:08:31,006 --> 00:08:42,026 NOW I'M LIVING IN AN RV BY A 256 00:08:31,006 --> 00:08:42,026 A NATIONAL PARK. 257 00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:48,026 >> I GOT A GOOD BASS SOUND 258 00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:48,026 HERE, THE STOMP BOX. 259 00:08:48,026 --> 00:08:59,025 ♪ OH, ♪ 260 00:08:48,026 --> 00:08:59,025 YEAH, YEAH 261 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:03,020 BUT THEN YOU GOT TO ADD SOME 262 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:03,020 OTHER SAMPLE SO YOU'RE LIKE, O 263 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:09,004 O! 264 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:09,004 DID I SAY THAT 265 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,029 AND YOU JUST THROW IT IN THERE 266 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,029 A LITTLE EASTER EGG. 267 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:12,022 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 268 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:12,022 >> YEAH. 269 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:16,003 A LITTLE MORE SO 270 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:16,003 I LIKE IT. 271 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:20,001 >> SAMPLE -- YOU DON'T KNOW. 272 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:20,001 YOU HAVE TO DOWN LOAD, STREAM 273 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:23,000 THE TRACK TO HEAR IT 274 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:23,000 HEAR THAT BANGER ONE MORE TIME 275 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:31,016 >> YEAH MAN. 276 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:31,016 >> Jimmy: THIS POLL, I THINK 277 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:32,019 THIS IS BANGER 278 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:32,019 I THINK IT SLAMS 279 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:35,011 >> IT SLAPS. 280 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:35,011 >> Jimmy: SLAPS, SLAMS 281 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:37,020 DOES ALL SORTS OF STUFF. 282 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:37,020 >> YEAH. 283 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:41,024 >> Jimmy: JUST DOES STUFF TO MY 284 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:41,024 BRAIN. 285 00:09:41,024 --> 00:09:44,019 IT BULLIES ME A LITTLE BIT 286 00:09:41,024 --> 00:09:44,019 IT PUSHES MY BRAIN INTO LIKE A 287 00:09:44,019 --> 00:09:48,020 A CORNER AND ASKS IT FOR LUNCH 288 00:09:44,019 --> 00:09:48,020 MONEY. 289 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:56,029 >> GOING INSANE? 290 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:56,029 >> Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:09:56,029 --> 00:10:02,021 I GIVE IT A FIST WITH A THUMB 292 00:09:56,029 --> 00:10:02,021 UP 293 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:06,015 OH, MAN. 294 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:06,015 PLEASE DON'T 295 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:10,010 THIS POLL ASKS, HAVE YOU TRIED 296 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:10,010 THE NEW COKE WITH COFFEE 297 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,003 90% SAID NOT YET 298 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,003 10% SAID HEY DO YOU KNOW THE 299 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:25,013 NUMBER FOR 911 300 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:25,013 THIS NEXT POLL ASKS ARE YOU 301 00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:28,017 WATCHING "THE BACHELOR" THIS 302 00:10:25,013 --> 00:10:28,017 SEASON 303 00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:31,026 20% SAID YES 304 00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:31,026 10% SAID NO. 305 00:10:31,026 --> 00:10:34,004 70% SAID HONESTLY? 306 00:10:31,026 --> 00:10:34,004 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT ASKING 307 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:41,012 THIS QUESTION FOR THE RIGHT 308 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:41,012 REASONS. 309 00:10:41,012 --> 00:10:45,023 THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, WHAT WORD 310 00:10:41,012 --> 00:10:45,023 DO YOU COMMONLY MISSPELL 311 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:49,024 40% SAID NECESSARY 312 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:49,024 30% SAID RECOMMEND 313 00:10:49,024 --> 00:11:00,025 28% SAID VACUUM. 314 00:10:49,024 --> 00:11:00,025 2% SAID HAAT 315 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,026 THIS NEXT ONE ASKED, WHAT'S 316 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,026 BEEN THE MOST GLARING 317 00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:05,019 HISTORICAL MISTAKE IN 318 00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:05,019 BRIDGERTON 319 00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:06,021 44% SAID THE SCENE WHERE YOU 320 00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:06,021 CAN SEE A MANHOLE IN THE 321 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:09,005 STREET 322 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:09,005 32% SAID THE SCENE WHERE YOU 323 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:12,023 CAN SEE AN AIRPLANE IN THE 324 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:12,023 DISTANCE 325 00:11:12,023 --> 00:11:13,028 24% SAID THE SCENE WHERE SIMON 326 00:11:12,023 --> 00:11:13,028 AND DAPHNE VAPE OUTSIDE 327 00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:20,012 A GUITAR CENTER. 328 00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:20,012 I FOUND THAT WEIRD, TOO. 329 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,024 THIS NEXT POLL ASKS WHAT IS 330 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,024 YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE 331 00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:25,023 60% SAID WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T 332 00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:25,023 COMPLETE WHAT THEY STARTED 333 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:37,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:37,000 THIS LAST POLL ASKED, ARE YOU 335 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,025 EXCITED FOR THE NEW GODZILLA 336 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,025 VERSUS KING KONG MOVIE 337 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:46,016 50% SAID - 338 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:46,016 [ ROARING 339 00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:51,004 49% SAID - 340 00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:51,004 1% SAID -- THAT'S ALL THE TIME 341 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:56,004 WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT SHOW POLLS 342 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:56,004 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE 343 00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:58,003 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY 344 00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:58,003 COME ON BACK 345 00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:13,008 ♪ 346 00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:13,008 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 347 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:16,001 EVERYBODY. 348 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:16,001 WELCOME BACK 349 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,010 AS YOU GUYS KNOW WE'RE ALWAYS 350 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,010 STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT 351 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:21,011 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 352 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:21,011 HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, 353 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:25,013 STRONGER 354 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:25,013 WHICH IS WHY WE ASK VIEWERS AT 355 00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:27,012 HOME TO SEND IN ANY SUGGESTIONS 356 00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:27,012 THEY HAVE JUST TO GET SOME 357 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,020 FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS 358 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,020 THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU 359 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:32,009 LIKE TO SEE US DO. 360 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:32,009 THAT KIND OF STUFF 361 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,028 SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE 362 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:34,028 THE AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX. 363 00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:42,024 ♪ 364 00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:42,024 >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS 365 00:12:42,024 --> 00:12:46,003 FROM OWEN SHECKART 366 00:12:42,024 --> 00:12:46,003 HEY JIMMY I LIKE WATCHING THE 367 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,008 BACHELOR BUT SOME PARTS OF IT 368 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,008 ARE TOO EMOTIONAL FOR ME 369 00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:52,016 YOU SHOULD FIX THAT. 370 00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:52,016 WELL, WE ALWAYS TAKE OUR 371 00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:54,015 SUGGESTIONS SERIOUSLY. 372 00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:54,015 SO HERE'S AN EMOTIONALLY 373 00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:55,017 INTENSE SCENE FROM "THE 374 00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:55,017 BACHELOR" RE-VOICED WITH THE 375 00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:59,019 LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, 376 00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:59,019 SIRI 377 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:02,025 TAKE A LOOK. 378 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:02,025 >> I'M SORRY THAT I HURT YOUR 379 00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:04,026 FEELINGS 380 00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:04,026 THANK YOU. 381 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:08,008 I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY BUT I 382 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:08,008 THINK THAT WE HAVE VERY 383 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:11,010 DIFFERENT REALITIES ON WHAT 384 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:11,010 OCCURRED 385 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,009 REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENED. 386 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,009 WELL IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHY 387 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,011 ARE YOU APOLOGIZING? 388 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,011 MATT HAD MENTIONED THAT YOU 389 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,026 THINK I'M TOXIC AND 390 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,026 MANIPULATIVE 391 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:20,028 I DO THINK YOU'RE THOSE THINGS 392 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:20,028 I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE 393 00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:22,015 FIGHTING 394 00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:22,015 >> I'M NOT TRYING TO FIGHT 395 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:30,017 EITHER BUT I THINK WE ARE LIKE 396 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:30,017 OIL AND VINEGAR. 397 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,023 >> Jimmy: A WHOLE EPISODE OF 398 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,023 THAT, MAN. 399 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:35,024 GET TO ANOTHER SUGGESTION HERE 400 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:35,024 FROM LIZA GELLER 401 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,014 HEY, JIMMY 402 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,014 YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING GUESTS 403 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:40,009 QUESTIONS. 404 00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:40,009 YOU SHOULD TRY ASKING THE 405 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:42,014 CAMERA A QUESTION. 406 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:42,014 TRY ASKING THE CAMERA 407 00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:46,002 A QUESTION 408 00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:46,002 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 409 00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:48,014 I GUESS I CAN GIVE IT A SHOT 410 00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:48,014 OKAY, CAMERA 411 00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:52,016 DO YOU WORK AT "THE TONIGHT 412 00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:52,016 SHOW?" 413 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:56,021 DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE 414 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:56,021 SHOW 415 00:13:56,021 --> 00:14:01,002 CAN YOU TELL US YOUR FAVORITE 416 00:13:56,021 --> 00:14:01,002 PERSON IN THE STUDIO 417 00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,014 COME ON, CAMERA. 418 00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,014 SHOW US YOUR FAVORITE PERSON IN 419 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:08,005 THE STUDIO 420 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:08,005 WE ALL WANT TO KNOW. 421 00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:16,004 WAIT, WHAT 422 00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:16,004 WHAT THE HELL? 423 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:25,000 WHO THE-- DUDE, WHO LET THIS 424 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:25,000 GUY IN HERE? 425 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,022 -- THAT GUY'S A MENACE 426 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,022 THAT GUY'S A MENACE RIGHT 427 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:52,009 THERE. 428 00:14:28,006 --> 00:14:52,009 NICE-- STUDIO! 429 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:52,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,003 THIS NEXT ONE HERE IS FROM 431 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,003 MICHELLE PIROZZI 432 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,029 HEY JIMMY. 433 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,029 I LOVE "BRIDGERTON." 434 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:02,022 ME TOO 435 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:02,022 IT HAD SUCH A GOOD THEME SONG 436 00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:05,027 BUT I WISH IT HAD LYRICS 437 00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:05,027 COULD YOU ADD SOME 438 00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:08,001 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 439 00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:08,001 TARIQ, QUEST, YOU GUYS WANT TO 440 00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:11,004 TAKE THIS ONE? 441 00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:11,004 >> YOU GOT IT. 442 00:15:11,004 --> 00:15:15,023 >> SURE. 443 00:15:11,004 --> 00:15:15,023 ♪ OLD TIMY PEOPLE WITH COOL 444 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:25,014 SIDE BURNS WHO LIKE TO DANCE♪ 445 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:25,014 ♪ OLD TIMY PEOPLE WEARING WIGS 446 00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:34,010 AND FANCY PANTS♪ 447 00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:34,010 ♪ THEY'RE RIDING HORSES NOW AND 448 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,014 DRINKING TEA THEY'RE ALSO 449 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,014 EATING CRUMPETS EVERYONE IS 450 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:51,005 BRITISH♪ 451 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:51,005 ♪ OLD TIMEY PEOPLE WITH COOL 452 00:15:51,005 --> 00:16:06,007 SIDEBURNS AND FANCY PANTS♪ 453 00:15:51,005 --> 00:16:06,007 [ APPLAUSE ] 454 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,013 >> Jimmy: NEITHER OF YOU HAVE 455 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,013 EVER SEEN THE SHOW, HAVE YOU 456 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:16,009 >> NOT AT ALL. 457 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:16,009 >> NAY 458 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:20,001 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET ANOTHER 459 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:20,001 SUGGESTION HERE. 460 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:24,002 THIS ONE IS FROM VIVIAN ZELTER 461 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:24,002 HEY JIMMY, YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE 462 00:16:24,002 --> 00:16:26,025 MORE PRODUCTS ON BE THE SHOW 463 00:16:24,002 --> 00:16:26,025 THAT'S AN INTERESTING 464 00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,002 SUGGESTION BUT IT JUST DOESN'T 465 00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,002 FEEL RIGHT TO DO AN AD IN THE 466 00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:32,021 MIDDLE OF THE SHOW 467 00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:32,021 I MEAN, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 468 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:36,017 LEAVES A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH 469 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:36,017 UNLIKE-- PAUL LEONARD'S EDIBLE 470 00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:39,024 CALCULATORS. 471 00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:39,024 THE FIRST NONFUNCTIONAL, FULLY 472 00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:42,020 DIGESTIBLE CALCULATORS 473 00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:42,020 I JUST CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND 474 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:49,010 THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 475 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:49,010 NOW WITH EVEN LESS MERCURY 476 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:54,023 [ APPLAUSE ] 477 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:54,023 OKAY 478 00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:56,016 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST 479 00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:56,016 SUGGESTION HERE. 480 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,027 IT IS FROM MATT. 481 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,027 I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF SHOWS 482 00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:01,027 FILMED IN NEW YORK CITY. 483 00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:01,027 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER 484 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:05,008 VISIT ANY OF THE OTHER SHOWS 485 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:05,008 THAT'S FUNNY YOU ASK THAT 486 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:08,003 BECAUSE I DO 487 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:08,003 IT'S ALL THANKS TO MY TV 488 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:15,020 PORTAL 489 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:15,020 YEAH 490 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:22,003 THE TV PORTAL CAN PUT ME-- IN 491 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:22,003 ANY OTHER NEW YORK SHOW. 492 00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:27,024 LET ME SHOW YOU. 493 00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:27,024 >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 494 00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:30,012 GUYS 495 00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:30,012 I'M REALLY EXCITED 496 00:17:30,012 --> 00:17:32,028 OH, JIMMY! 497 00:17:30,012 --> 00:17:32,028 YOU OKAY 498 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,023 OKAY 499 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,023 WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE 500 00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:39,014 HAVE FOR AUDIENCE SUGGESTION 501 00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:39,014 BOX. 502 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,024 STICK AROUND EVERYONE AND WE'LL 503 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,024 BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 504 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:58,013 "TONIGHT SHOW. 505 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:58,013 ♪ 506 00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,022 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 507 00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,022 OSCAR WINNER STARRING ALONGSIDE 508 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,025 DENZEL WASHINGTON AND JARED 509 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,025 LETO IN THE NEW FILM "THE 510 00:18:00,025 --> 00:18:02,003 LITTLE THINGS" WHICH WILL BE IN 511 00:18:00,025 --> 00:18:02,003 THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND ON HBO 512 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:14,008 MAX. 513 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:14,008 HERE IS RAMI MALEK 514 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:15,019 >> WHAT UP BABY? 515 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:15,019 >> RAMI MALEK HELLO AND WELCOME 516 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:18,005 BACK TO THE TONIGHT SHOW 517 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:18,005 YOU'RE LOOKING FANTASTIC 518 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:21,008 LOOK AT THIS 519 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:21,008 YOU'RE PULLING IT OFF AGAIN. 520 00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:23,010 ANOTHER LOOK 521 00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:23,010 >> I'M PULLING OFF ANOTHER 522 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:26,019 LOOK, MAN. 523 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:26,019 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO 524 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,023 WEIRD NOW, I HAVE KIDS NOW AND 525 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,023 I'VE NEVER SEEN THE MUSEUM 526 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:34,011 MOVIES AND HERE YOU WALK IN AND 527 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:34,011 I GO, WHAT 528 00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,000 WHAT 529 00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,000 >> DUDE. 530 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,003 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST 531 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,003 THING. 532 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:39,025 MY KIDS LOVE YOU 533 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:39,025 >> OH, FRANNIE AND WINNI, GIVE 534 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:43,026 THEM MY LOVE 535 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:43,026 >> Jimmy: MY GOSH. 536 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:45,002 >> THE BEST PART OF THAT 537 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:45,002 EXPERIENCE WAS BEN WAS GREAT TO 538 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:50,019 ME 539 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:50,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD 540 00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:51,026 >> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT 541 00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:51,026 NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IS I WAS 542 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:58,029 PLAYING THAT ROLE SO CAMP AT 543 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:58,029 FIRST. 544 00:18:58,029 --> 00:19:02,014 MAYBE NOT CAMP IS THE RIGHT 545 00:18:58,029 --> 00:19:02,014 WORD BUT I WAS GOING FOR IT. 546 00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:03,016 THIS GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN 547 00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:03,016 A COFFIN AT CAMBRIDGE 548 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,021 UNIVERSITY AN POPPED OUT OF 549 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,021 THAT COFFIN AND PLAYED IT LIKE 550 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:13,022 A BRITISH DANDY AND THE STUDIO 551 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:13,022 WAS LIKE NA-UH 552 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:18,016 >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY 553 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:18,016 >> SO I WENT BACK TO LOS 554 00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:24,023 ANGELES FROM CANADA AND I DON'T 555 00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:24,023 THINK THAT WENT VERY WELL. 556 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:30,027 BUT STILLER AND I GOT ALONG 557 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:30,027 EXCEPTIONALLY WELL 558 00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,006 AND, HE WAS LAUGHING AT A FEW 559 00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,006 AD LIBS I WAS THROWING OUT SO I 560 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,012 WAS LIKE, SOMETHING IS TELLING 561 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,012 ME THAT SOME PART OF THIS WENT 562 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:39,019 RIGHT BUT SOME PART OF IT WENT 563 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:39,019 HORRIBLY WRONG 564 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:41,028 >> Jimmy: WOW. 565 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:41,028 >> BECAUSE I FEEL 566 00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:43,014 UNCOMFORTABLE. 567 00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:43,014 THEY'RE CALLING ME BACK FOR 568 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:44,021 A MAKEUP TEST. 569 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:44,021 MY AGENT CALLS ME AND GOES, 570 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:48,028 THERE IS A BREAKDOWN COMING OUT 571 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:48,028 FOR THIS ROLE AGAIN. 572 00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:52,019 SO I WAS LIKE I'M GETTING 573 00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:52,019 FIRED. 574 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:56,017 THE ONLY REASON THAT I GOT BACK 575 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:56,017 AND HAD TO RE-AUDITION IS 576 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:59,029 BECAUSE STILLER SAID NA I THINK 577 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:59,029 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A MISTAKE 578 00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:07,002 HERE 579 00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:07,002 THAT WAS ONE COOL THING. 580 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:08,012 THE OTHER GREAT THING WAS ROBIN 581 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:08,012 WILLIAMS FOR, YOU KNOW, THREE 582 00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,017 MOVIES, AND SAD BUT ON THE 583 00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,017 THIRD ONE WE'RE SHOOTING AT THE 584 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,019 BRITISH MUSEUM AT NIGHT AND WE 585 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,019 HAVE THE PLACE ALL TO 586 00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:20,025 OURSELVES. 587 00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:20,025 AND ROBIN, YOU COULD TELL 588 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:24,000 SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING WITH 589 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:24,000 HIM, RIGHT 590 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,008 HE HAD -- HE WOULD GO ON THESE 591 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,008 RIPS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND 592 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:30,023 LIGHT UP THE WORLD AND YOU'D BE 593 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:30,023 LIKE OH, MY GOD. 594 00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:33,009 WHO ARE YOU? 595 00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:33,009 AND THEN DIP BACK DOWN INTO 596 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:37,017 THIS OTHER PLACE 597 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:37,017 HE'D SEE US ALL ON OUR PHONES 598 00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,023 AND DEVICES AND YOU'D BE LIKE, 599 00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,023 HE'D BE LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO 600 00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:42,002 THIS 601 00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:42,002 WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS? 602 00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:43,008 SO I SEE HIM KIND OF VEER OFF 603 00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:43,008 AND HE WALKS OFF ALONE AND HE 604 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,015 JUST KIND OF IS STARING AT THIS 605 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,015 MASSIVE ROCK IN THE BRITISH 606 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:52,006 MUSEUM 607 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:52,006 I'M LIKE, OH, MAN. 608 00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:55,025 LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM? 609 00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:55,025 HE ALL RIGHT 610 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:59,010 SO I WALK UP TO KIND OF -- IS 611 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:59,010 EVERYTHING OKAY? 612 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:02,028 HE LOOKS AT ME, JUST KIND OF 613 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:02,028 SLIGHTLY OVER THE SHOULDER AND 614 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,004 HE GOES, HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET 615 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,004 TO BE ALONE WITH THE ROSETTA 616 00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:11,027 STONE? 617 00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:11,027 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST STORY 618 00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:15,026 I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE 619 00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:15,026 >> AMAZING RIGHT 620 00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:18,004 >> Jimmy: WOW. 621 00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:18,004 YOU WERE APPARENTLY NOT ENOUGH 622 00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:26,019 BECAUSE I JUST INTERRUPTED YOU 623 00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:26,019 >> IT WAS SO GOOD. 624 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,022 >> Jimmy: BUT I ALWAYS LOVE 625 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,022 TALKING TO YOU 626 00:21:27,022 --> 00:21:31,023 THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU 627 00:21:27,022 --> 00:21:31,023 WE WERE AT THE TIME 100. 628 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,029 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER, 629 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,029 IT WAS -- I MEAN, IT WAS EVERY 630 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:38,007 COOL PERSON WAS THERE. 631 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:38,007 IT WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY GREAT 632 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:41,021 NIGHT. 633 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:41,021 NANCY PELOSI, YOU AND I, NANCY 634 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:43,025 PELOSI HUNG OUT AND TOOK A 635 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:43,025 A PHOTO. 636 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:46,023 >> WELL YEAH 637 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:46,023 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 638 00:21:46,023 --> 00:21:50,024 LOOK HOW TAN I WAS 639 00:21:46,023 --> 00:21:50,024 >> IT WAS SO COOL TO HANG OUT 640 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:52,027 WITH YOU THERE AND HER THERE 641 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:52,027 AND SHE, YOU KNOW, WAS A FAN OF 642 00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:54,023 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. 643 00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:54,023 I WAS LIKE WELL I'M A FAN OF 644 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:58,020 YOU, NANCY 645 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:58,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH 646 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,009 >> BUT SHE DUG THE MOVIE, WHICH 647 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,009 WAS COOL 648 00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:02,022 >> Jimmy: YOU WENT ON TO WIN 649 00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:02,022 THE OSCAR. 650 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:06,016 YOU WON THE ACADEMY AWARD. 651 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:06,016 >> IT WAS SUCH A TRIP, MAN 652 00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:11,001 SUCH A TRIP. 653 00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:11,001 >> Jimmy: I MEAN - 654 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:16,009 >> THE COOLEST PART IS WE HAD 655 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:16,009 TO KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS BUT 656 00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,014 QUEEN OPENED THAT NIGHT IF YOU 657 00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,014 REMEMBER 658 00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:20,015 >> Jimmy: YES. 659 00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:20,015 >> SO YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC AND 660 00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:22,011 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I SPENT 661 00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:22,011 ALMOST TWO YEARS PREPARING FOR 662 00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:23,013 IT, I'M KIND OF INSTANTLY 663 00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:23,013 BROUGHT BACK TO THE FIRST 664 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:24,018 MOMENT OF ACKNOWLEDGING THAT I 665 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:24,018 MIGHT PLAY THIS MAN AND WHAT 666 00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,023 THAT MEANT AND SO THE WHOLE 667 00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,023 THING KIND OF CAME FULL CIRCLE 668 00:22:25,023 --> 00:22:44,010 AND I HAD MY MOM THERE AND MY 669 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:44,010 BROTHER AND SISTER SO FOR ME 670 00:22:26,028 --> 00:22:44,010 IT'S THE STATUE IS EVERYTHING. 671 00:22:44,017 --> 00:22:45,022 THE EXPERIENCE JUST KIND OF WAS 672 00:22:44,017 --> 00:22:45,022 OVERWHELMING FOR SO MANY 673 00:22:45,022 --> 00:22:47,021 REASONS. 674 00:22:45,022 --> 00:22:47,021 SPEAKING OF MOM, ON FRIDAY SHE 675 00:22:47,021 --> 00:22:53,001 HAS A VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SO, 676 00:22:47,021 --> 00:22:53,001 I LOVE YOU, LADY 677 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:57,022 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 678 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:57,022 >> Jimmy: OH, MOM WE LOVE YOU. 679 00:22:57,022 --> 00:23:00,011 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE, WHAT A 680 00:22:57,022 --> 00:23:00,011 A GREAT KID. 681 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,000 LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 682 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,000 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE 683 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,010 BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD 684 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,010 HOW COOL IS THIS GUY 685 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,014 >> AND TO PIGGYBACK OFF OF 686 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,014 FAMILY, I MEAN, YOU GUYS -- 687 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:09,021 ONE, I JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE 688 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:09,021 WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE SHOW 689 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:20,011 GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, MAN 690 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:20,011 IT'S BEEN SO INTIMATE AND I 691 00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,011 KNOW WE'RE TALKING TO EACH 692 00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,011 OTHER AS FAMILY AND FRIENDS 693 00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:23,017 OFTEN THROUGH THIS MEDIUM, BUT 694 00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:23,017 TO GET TO KIND OF HAVE THESE 695 00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:24,020 REALLY INTIMATE, YOU KNOW, 696 00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:24,020 THOUGHTFUL, STILL VERY FUNNY 697 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:43,002 BUT EXTREMELY PERSONAL AND 698 00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:43,002 FULFILLING MOMENTS WITH YOU 699 00:23:25,023 --> 00:23:43,002 EVERY NIGHT, MEANS A LOT 700 00:23:44,009 --> 00:23:45,017 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU AND AT THE 701 00:23:44,009 --> 00:23:45,017 BEGINNING AND NANCY AND WINNI 702 00:23:45,017 --> 00:23:46,021 AND FRANNIE GETTING ON AND 703 00:23:45,017 --> 00:23:46,021 PUTTING THAT TOGETHER WAS JUST 704 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:51,009 KIND OF HEALING IN A WAY I GOT 705 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:51,009 TO SAY 706 00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:54,010 SO THANK YOU 707 00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:54,010 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 708 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:57,026 TELL EVERYONE, MY KIDS LOVE 709 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:57,026 YOU, MAN 710 00:23:57,026 --> 00:24:00,015 THEY ARE OBSESSED. 711 00:23:57,026 --> 00:24:00,015 THEY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE "THE 712 00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:12,020 LITTLE THINGS. 713 00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:12,020 THEY'RE SO EXCITED 714 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,028 THEY LOVE MURDER WHODUNIT CRIME 715 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,028 WITH THREE -- BY THE WAY, HOW 716 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,004 ABOUT -- ADDING TO YOUR LIST OF 717 00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,004 COOL THINGS, YOU GOT TO DO A 718 00:24:15,004 --> 00:24:20,019 A MOVIE WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON 719 00:24:15,004 --> 00:24:20,019 >> IT IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS 720 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:21,026 YOU KNOW I TRY NOT TO GO BACK 721 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:21,026 TO THE TRAILER TO ESCAPE -- I'M 722 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:28,019 LIKE I'M WITH DENZEL 723 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:28,019 ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS 724 00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:30,025 >> Jimmy: ANYTHING 725 00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:30,025 >> ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS. 726 00:24:30,025 --> 00:24:35,029 HE GETS A LOT OF QUESTIONS 727 00:24:30,025 --> 00:24:35,029 HE GETS, YOU KNOW, THE OSCAR 728 00:24:35,029 --> 00:24:37,008 QUESTION A LOT LIKE WHERE DO 729 00:24:35,029 --> 00:24:37,008 YOU KEEP YOUR OSCAR. 730 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:42,005 HE MADE ME LAUGH 731 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:42,005 HE SAID NEXT TO THE OTHER ONE. 732 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:44,027 VERY AMUSING 733 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:44,027 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT 734 00:24:44,027 --> 00:24:46,020 ANSWER 735 00:24:44,027 --> 00:24:46,020 OH, MAN. 736 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,013 >> IT WAS A GOOD ONE 737 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,013 >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE 738 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:52,007 THE MOVIE? 739 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:52,007 >> I MEAN, I CAN GIVE YOU 740 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:56,001 A LONG WINED ANSWER BUT YOU 741 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:56,001 KNOW WHAT IT IS? 742 00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,002 THIS 1990s PSYCHOLOGICAL 743 00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,002 THRILLER THAT FEELS LIKE A 744 00:24:57,002 --> 00:25:01,028 A THROWBACK MOVIE. 745 00:24:57,002 --> 00:25:01,028 WE'VE KIND OF BEEN YEARNING 746 00:25:01,028 --> 00:25:04,028 FOR, FOR SO MANY YEARS, RIGHT? 747 00:25:01,028 --> 00:25:04,028 >> Jimmy: IT DOES. 748 00:25:04,028 --> 00:25:06,014 >> WE DON'T SEE THESE MOVIES 749 00:25:04,028 --> 00:25:06,014 OFTEN. 750 00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:12,001 IT IS GRIPPING TO THE VERY LAST 751 00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:12,001 SECOND 752 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,026 >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME 753 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,026 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 754 00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:15,000 HERE IS RAMI MALEK AND DENZEL 755 00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:15,000 WASHINGTON IN "THE LITTLE 756 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,021 THINGS." 757 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,021 TAKE A LOOK. 758 00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:19,000 >> REALLY. 759 00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:19,000 THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR TIME 760 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,019 OFF? 761 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,019 >> WHAT DO YOU GOT 762 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:24,008 >> THE STAB WOUND, LIGATURE, 763 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:24,008 KILLED ELSEWHERE 764 00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:27,016 >> SHE A FLOATER 765 00:25:24,008 --> 00:25:27,016 >> YEAH. 766 00:25:27,016 --> 00:25:29,015 THEY OVERFLOWED HER A FEW DAYS 767 00:25:27,016 --> 00:25:29,015 BACK 768 00:25:29,015 --> 00:25:31,017 I GUESS THERE WAS MUD IN HER 769 00:25:29,015 --> 00:25:31,017 CAVITIES 770 00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:40,004 SHALLOW GRAVE MOST LIKELY. 771 00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:40,004 YOU READY TO TELL ME ABOUT MARY 772 00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:48,000 ROBERTS? 773 00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:48,000 YOUR VOICE STAMPEDER SWALLOWED 774 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:54,010 A 12 GAUGE LATE LAST NIGHT 775 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:54,010 >> Jimmy: RAMI MALEK EVERYBODY 776 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,028 "THE LITTLE THINGS" IN THEATERS 777 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,028 THIS FRIDAY AND AVAILABLE ON 778 00:25:56,028 --> 00:25:59,023 HBO MAX. 779 00:25:56,028 --> 00:25:59,023 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON 780 00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:02,015 ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY 781 00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:02,015 >> IT'S A PLEASURE 782 00:26:02,015 --> 00:26:04,013 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING 783 00:26:02,015 --> 00:26:04,013 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 784 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:05,024 WITH BRIDGET EVERETT 785 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:05,024 STICK AROUND, EVERYONE 786 00:26:05,024 --> 00:26:24,011 ♪ 787 00:26:05,024 --> 00:26:24,011 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 788 00:26:24,011 --> 00:26:27,016 A VERY FUNNY AND TALENTED ACTOR 789 00:26:24,011 --> 00:26:27,016 AND PERFORMER. 790 00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:28,029 YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW 791 00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:28,029 MOVIE "BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA 792 00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:32,017 COUNTY" WHICH IS IN SELECT 793 00:26:28,029 --> 00:26:32,017 THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL 794 00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:36,012 FEBRUARY 12th. 795 00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:36,012 HERE IS BRIDGET EVERETT. 796 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:39,007 OH, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 797 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:39,007 COME ON. 798 00:26:39,007 --> 00:26:41,022 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 799 00:26:39,007 --> 00:26:41,022 HERE 800 00:26:41,022 --> 00:26:42,023 >> OH, MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY TO 801 00:26:41,022 --> 00:26:42,023 BE HERE. 802 00:26:42,023 --> 00:26:45,000 THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME ON 803 00:26:42,023 --> 00:26:45,000 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK PHENOMENAL 804 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,014 AND WE HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP 805 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,014 ON 806 00:26:47,014 --> 00:26:49,006 FIRST THINGS FIRST 807 00:26:47,014 --> 00:26:49,006 I READ YOU'RE GETTING YOUR 808 00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:54,003 FIRST HBO SHOW 809 00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:54,003 THIS IS VERY EXCITING FOR ME 810 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,029 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT 811 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,029 THIS 812 00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:58,028 >> THANK YOU 813 00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:58,028 I AM SO EXCITED. 814 00:26:58,028 --> 00:27:02,006 IT IS LIKE A LIFE LONG DREAM TO 815 00:26:58,028 --> 00:27:02,006 BE ON HBO AND HAVE MY OWN SHOW 816 00:27:02,006 --> 00:27:04,008 AND DREAM IT FROM THE GROUND 817 00:27:02,006 --> 00:27:04,008 UP 818 00:27:04,008 --> 00:27:05,011 IT IS CALLED "SOMEBODY 819 00:27:04,008 --> 00:27:05,011 SOMEWHERE" ABOUT A WOMAN IN HER 820 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,016 40s WHO HAS BEEN SORT OF SLEEP 821 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,016 WALKING THROUGH LIFE AND IS 822 00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:07,020 BACK IN HER HOMETOWN AND 823 00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:07,020 RE-ENGAGING WITH HER FAMILY AND 824 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:18,008 THE PEOPLE THERE AND IS SORT OF 825 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:18,008 REDISCOVERING HER DREAMS 826 00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:19,016 THERE WILL BE MUSIC AND SINGING 827 00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:19,016 AND IT'S JUST THE BEST OF ALL 828 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:23,012 POSSIBLE WORLDS FOR ME 829 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:23,012 I AM SO EXCITED. 830 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:24,018 >> Jimmy: JOE'S PUB I WANT TO 831 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:24,018 SAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I THINK 832 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:30,009 I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 833 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:30,009 WAS IT THE TENDER MOMENTS? 834 00:27:30,009 --> 00:27:35,006 >> THAT'S THE NAME OF MY BAND, 835 00:27:30,009 --> 00:27:35,006 THE TENDER MOMENTS 836 00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:36,012 YOU KNOW WHO'S BEEN A COUPLE 837 00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:36,012 TIMES, QUEST LOVE HAS BEEN 838 00:27:36,012 --> 00:27:40,010 THERE A FEW TIMES. 839 00:27:36,012 --> 00:27:40,010 AND I DO A LOT OF AUDIENCE 840 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:42,019 STUFF WHERE I START WALKING 841 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:42,019 AROUND THE AUDIENCE. 842 00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:44,015 HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE 843 00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:44,015 AS SOON AS I COME OUT IN THE 844 00:27:44,015 --> 00:27:48,001 HOUSE SORT OF -- 845 00:27:44,015 --> 00:27:48,001 >> Jimmy: DON'T PICK ME PLEASE 846 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:51,009 DON'T DO ANYTHING. 847 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:51,009 YOU ARE SO FUNNY 848 00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:55,007 DID YOU SIT ON HIS LAP AND YOU 849 00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:55,007 GET RIGHT IN THERE 850 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,014 >> I DIDN'T SIT ON HIS LAP BUT 851 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,014 IF HE COMES BACK I'M GOING TO 852 00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:59,028 SIT ON HIS LAP AND EVERYBODY 853 00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:59,028 ELSE'S THAT COMES TO THE SHOW. 854 00:27:59,028 --> 00:28:01,027 I'M GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL 855 00:27:59,028 --> 00:28:01,027 EVERYBODY IS THERE 856 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:06,021 THERE'S GOING TO BE AN 857 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:06,021 EXPLOSION, JIMMY 858 00:28:06,021 --> 00:28:08,004 >> Jimmy: I WILL TAKE THAT 859 00:28:06,021 --> 00:28:08,004 YOU DO GET TO WORK WITH SOME 860 00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:13,024 GREAT PEOPLE IN "BREAKING NEWS 861 00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:13,024 IN YUBA COUNTY." 862 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:17,022 I MEAN, OSCAR WINNER ALLISON 863 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:17,022 JANY NOT TOO SHABBY. 864 00:28:17,022 --> 00:28:23,029 >> WANDA SYKES, JULIETTE LEWIS 865 00:28:17,022 --> 00:28:23,029 A REAL DREAM TEEM. 866 00:28:23,029 --> 00:28:25,029 AMANDA WROTE THE SCRIPT. 867 00:28:23,029 --> 00:28:25,029 IT'S AMAZING 868 00:28:25,029 --> 00:28:29,003 IT'S HER FIRST SCRIPT. 869 00:28:25,029 --> 00:28:29,003 WE SHOT IT DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI 870 00:28:29,003 --> 00:28:31,022 I WAS LIKE OKAY. 871 00:28:29,003 --> 00:28:31,022 MISSISSIPPI IN THE SUMMER TIME 872 00:28:31,022 --> 00:28:32,021 IT'S GOING TO BE A HUNDRED 873 00:28:31,022 --> 00:28:32,021 DEGREES BUT I'M PERI 874 00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:35,017 MENOPAUSAL 875 00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:35,017 I SEE THE SUN AND I START TO 876 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,021 SWEAT BUT DID NOT MATTER 877 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,021 BECAUSE AFTER WE'D SHOOT 12 AND 878 00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:37,025 14-HOUR DAYS WE'D GO BACK TO 879 00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:37,025 THE HOUSE AND WE WOULD HAVE 880 00:28:37,025 --> 00:28:39,000 MARTINIS OR A LITTLE SKINNY 881 00:28:37,025 --> 00:28:39,000 DIPPING AND THE BEST WERE THE 882 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:52,011 DANCE PARTIES THOUGH WITH 883 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:52,011 CELEBRITY DE-JAY WANDA SYKES 884 00:28:52,011 --> 00:28:55,020 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS WANDA LIKE 885 00:28:52,011 --> 00:28:55,020 DE-JAYING? 886 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,027 >> HER NAME IS DE-JAY SNIPPETS 887 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,027 BECAUSE SHE PUT ON EARTH, WIND, 888 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:58,000 AND FIRE AND WE'D BE DANCING 889 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:58,000 AND EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR 890 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,007 DANCING LIKE 45 SECONDS AND 891 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,007 SHE'D STOP IT AND PICK ANOTHER 892 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:12,012 SONG 893 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:12,012 SO DE-JAY SNIPPETS 894 00:29:12,012 --> 00:29:13,021 >> Jimmy: QUEST PLAYS WITH YOUR 895 00:29:12,012 --> 00:29:13,021 BRAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE OH, 896 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,004 MY GOD 897 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,004 ♪ TELL ME SOMETHING -- THEN 898 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,025 HE'S LIKE, NO. 899 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,025 DONE 900 00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:21,010 DE-JAY SNIPPETS. 901 00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:21,010 >> DE-JAY SNIPPETS ALWAYS PLAYS 902 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:25,018 MY FRIEND NADIA'S PARTY AROUND 903 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:25,018 THANKSGIVING 904 00:29:25,018 --> 00:29:26,021 IT'S JUST LIKE ONE -- IT'S 905 00:29:25,018 --> 00:29:26,021 ARTISTRY LIKE ONE SMASH INTO 906 00:29:26,021 --> 00:29:27,028 THE OTHER INTO UNDERGROUND INTO 907 00:29:26,021 --> 00:29:27,028 LIKE A DEEP TRACK AND HE'S AN 908 00:29:27,028 --> 00:29:40,018 ARTIST IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE 909 00:29:27,028 --> 00:29:40,018 >> Jimmy: ALSO SHOUT OUT TO D 910 00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:42,014 MAN. 911 00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:42,014 >> WANDA 912 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:48,001 REACH OUT TO QUEST LOVE. 913 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:48,001 >> Jimmy: HAVE A SNIPPET-OFF 914 00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:49,007 I WOULD TOTALLY, LISTEN, I 915 00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:49,007 WOULD LOVE THAT. 916 00:29:49,007 --> 00:29:53,001 I WANTED TO GIVE YOU -- POPPY 917 00:29:49,007 --> 00:29:53,001 MADE IT ON TO THE POSTER 918 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:55,010 >> OH, MY GOSH 919 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:55,010 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 920 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:58,012 YOU'RE ON THE POSTER FOR 921 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:58,012 BREAKING NEWS. 922 00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:00,004 >> YES 923 00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:00,004 LOOK AT THAT 924 00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:02,001 LOOK AT THAT BABY GIRL RIGHT 925 00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:02,001 THERE. 926 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,003 >> Jimmy: WAS SHE PROUD? 927 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,003 WAS SHE PROFESSIONAL 928 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:08,008 DID SHE HIT HER MARK 929 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:08,008 TALK TO ME ABOUT POPPY 930 00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:09,014 >> JIMMY, I THOUGHT IT WAS 931 00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:09,014 GOING TO BE SO EXTRAORDINARY 932 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:10,019 TO, LIKE, BE IN A MOVIE WITH 933 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:10,019 ALLISON WHO MOST OF MY SCENES 934 00:30:10,019 --> 00:30:14,019 ARE WITH 935 00:30:10,019 --> 00:30:14,019 SHE IS AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER 936 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:18,007 ALL THAT 937 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:18,007 THEN THEY'RE LIKE BUT 938 00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:21,017 INTRODUCING POPPY LOUIS 939 00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:21,017 MANDRELL EVERETT 940 00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:24,003 SO THEY ASKED IF SHE'D BE IN 941 00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:24,003 THE MOVIE. 942 00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:25,009 SHE IS IN A SCENE WITH REGINA 943 00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:25,009 HALL, A MAJOR MOVIE STAR, VERY 944 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:30,003 COOL 945 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:30,003 POPPY SITS ON THE BED. 946 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,019 I'M BACK IN THE CORNER BEHIND 947 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,019 THE CAMERAS. 948 00:30:31,019 --> 00:30:34,004 POPPY NAILS IT ON THE FIRST 949 00:30:31,019 --> 00:30:34,004 TAKE 950 00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:35,012 THEY DO ONE MORE FOR SAFETY AND 951 00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:35,012 I'M JUST BACK IN THE CORNER 952 00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:38,026 CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO PROUD 953 00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:38,026 OF HER 954 00:30:38,026 --> 00:30:42,008 YOU KNOW, JIMMY, SHE STARTED 955 00:30:38,026 --> 00:30:42,008 OFF AS YOU KNOW IN CAGES 956 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,021 SHE WAS HAVING BABIES AGAINST 957 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,021 HER WILL 958 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:46,013 SHE WAS A SEX WORKER 959 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:46,013 NOW SHE'S A MOVIE STAR 960 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:49,015 SHE'S ON A MOVIE POSTER WITH 961 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:49,015 ALL THOSE MOVIE STARS. 962 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,000 THAT IS A TRUE 963 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,000 THAT IS DREAMS DON'T HAVE 964 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,020 DEADLINES RIGHT THERE. 965 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,020 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE MOVIE 966 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:58,009 ABOUT? 967 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:58,009 HOW DO WE SET IT UP? 968 00:30:58,009 --> 00:30:59,014 >> THE MOVIE IS -- IT STARTS, 969 00:30:58,009 --> 00:30:59,014 ALLISON JENNY IS SUE BUTTONS 970 00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:00,018 AND SHE IS SORT OF A FORGOTTEN 971 00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:00,018 HOUSEWIFE AND HER HUSBAND 972 00:31:00,018 --> 00:31:06,001 PLAYED BY MATTHEW MODIN IS 973 00:31:00,018 --> 00:31:06,001 CARL 974 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:07,009 HE GOES MISSING AND SHE HAS 15 975 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:07,009 MINUTES OF FAME AND BASICALLY 976 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:08,015 MAYHEM ENSUES AND SHE TRIES TO 977 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:08,015 KEEP THE TRUTH FROM COMING OUT 978 00:31:08,015 --> 00:31:16,010 AND IT IS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN 979 00:31:08,015 --> 00:31:16,010 SHE IS KILLER IN EVERYTHING BUT 980 00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:18,009 SHE'S GREAT >> I WANT TO SHOW 981 00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:18,009 EVERYBODY A CLIP 982 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,028 HERE IS BRIDGET EVERETT IN 983 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,028 "BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA COUNTY. 984 00:31:19,028 --> 00:31:25,029 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 985 00:31:19,028 --> 00:31:25,029 >> SUE, HI 986 00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:30,006 >> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON THE 987 00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:30,006 NEWS AGAIN TODAY 988 00:31:30,006 --> 00:31:31,029 >> WHO'S THAT? 989 00:31:30,006 --> 00:31:31,029 >> I DON'T KNOW. 990 00:31:31,029 --> 00:31:35,023 BUT SHE FINE AS HELL 991 00:31:31,029 --> 00:31:35,023 >> QUALITY TIMES MOTEL 992 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:45,023 RING A BELL? 993 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:45,023 SAM, ARE YOU OKAY? 994 00:31:45,023 --> 00:31:49,007 >> SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND 995 00:31:45,023 --> 00:31:49,007 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK 996 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:52,012 EXCUSE ME. 997 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:52,012 >> NO, SUE, I THINK -- 998 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:55,024 >> I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT BACK 999 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:55,024 >> I'LL BE BACK. 1000 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:59,002 I'M SORRY. 1001 00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:59,002 CAN WE JUST TALK OUTSIDE A 1002 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:03,020 A MINUTE 1003 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:03,020 >> I'D LOVE THAT 1004 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,012 >> Jimmy: BRIDGET, IT'S BECOME 1005 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,012 TRADITION THAT EVERY TIME 1006 00:32:05,012 --> 00:32:07,014 YOU'RE HERE WE END YOUR SEGMENT 1007 00:32:05,012 --> 00:32:07,014 WITH A SONG. 1008 00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:09,027 NOW, I KNOW WE'RE TALKING OVER 1009 00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:09,027 ZOOM 1010 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:12,025 BUT I WAS KIND OF HOPING TO 1011 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:12,025 KEEP THAT TRADITION GOING. 1012 00:32:12,025 --> 00:32:15,008 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? 1013 00:32:12,025 --> 00:32:15,008 >> JIMMY, I'D LOVE TO SING 1014 00:32:15,008 --> 00:32:17,014 SOMETHING HOPEFUL IF THAT'S 1015 00:32:15,008 --> 00:32:17,014 OKAY 1016 00:32:17,014 --> 00:32:20,028 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 1017 00:32:17,014 --> 00:32:20,028 >> IT'S BEEN OBVIOUSLY SUCH 1018 00:32:20,028 --> 00:32:24,025 A TOUGH TIME FOR EVERYBODY 1019 00:32:20,028 --> 00:32:24,025 AND WE'RE MISSING OUR FRIENDS 1020 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,002 AND OUR FAMILY AND, YOU KNOW, 1021 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,002 THERE ARE PEOPLE WE MISS BEING 1022 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:27,008 WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE 1023 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:27,008 AND THE CONNECTIONS THAT WE 1024 00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:34,005 HAVE 1025 00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:34,005 AND I'M JUST REALLY LOOKING 1026 00:32:34,005 --> 00:32:38,029 FORWARD TO THOSE BRIGHT MOMENTS 1027 00:32:34,005 --> 00:32:38,029 WITH PEOPLE. 1028 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:41,024 AND ESPECIALLY BACK IN NEW YORK 1029 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:41,024 CITY, OUR TOWN 1030 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:44,027 >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY 1031 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:44,027 >> I'D LOVE TO SING THE SONG 1032 00:32:44,027 --> 00:32:46,000 AND HOPEFULLY WE CAN ALL BE 1033 00:32:44,027 --> 00:32:46,000 DREAMING OF THOSE MOMENTS 1034 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,015 TOGETHER 1035 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,015 >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE 1036 00:32:47,015 --> 00:32:55,015 READY. 1037 00:32:47,015 --> 00:32:55,015 >> HIT THE TRACK 1038 00:32:55,015 --> 00:33:01,008 ♪ I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE 1039 00:32:55,015 --> 00:33:01,008 RAIN IS GONE ♪ 1040 00:33:01,008 --> 00:33:09,014 ♪ I CAN SEE ALL OBSTACLES IN MY 1041 00:33:01,008 --> 00:33:09,014 WAY ♪ 1042 00:33:09,014 --> 00:33:15,014 ♪ GONE ARE THE DARK CLOUDS THAT 1043 00:33:09,014 --> 00:33:15,014 HAD ME BLIND IT'S GONNA BE A 1044 00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:25,020 A BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪ 1045 00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:25,020 ♪ LOOK ALL AROUND THERE'S 1046 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,028 NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES LOOK 1047 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:26,028 STRAIGHT AHEAD THERE'S NOTHING 1048 00:33:26,028 --> 00:33:42,014 BUT BLUE SKIES ♪ 1049 00:33:26,028 --> 00:33:42,014 ♪ I THINK I CAN MAKE IT NOW THE 1050 00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:48,011 PAIN IS GONE ♪ 1051 00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:48,011 ♪ ALL OF THE BAD FEELINGS HAVE 1052 00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:57,017 DISAPPEARED ♪ 1053 00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:57,017 ♪ HERE THAT RAINBOW I'VE BEEN 1054 00:33:57,017 --> 00:34:01,012 WAITING FOR ♪ 1055 00:33:57,017 --> 00:34:01,012 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT, 1056 00:34:01,012 --> 00:34:04,020 BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪ 1057 00:34:01,012 --> 00:34:04,020 IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT, BRIGHT 1058 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:15,021 SUNSHINY DAY ♪ 1059 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:15,021 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT, 1060 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:25,016 BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY ♪ 1061 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:25,016 >> Jimmy: OH, BRIDGET EVERETT 1062 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:30,015 EVERYBODY! 1063 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:30,015 YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING IT. 1064 00:34:30,015 --> 00:34:31,021 HER NEW MOVIE "BREAKING NEWS IN 1065 00:34:30,015 --> 00:34:31,021 YUBA COUNTY" IS IN SELECT 1066 00:34:31,021 --> 00:34:35,028 THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL 1067 00:34:31,021 --> 00:34:35,028 FEBRUARY 12th. 1068 00:34:35,028 --> 00:34:38,017 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND 1069 00:34:35,028 --> 00:34:38,017 UP COMEDY FROM JESUS TREJO 1070 00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:41,006 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 1071 00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:41,006 AH, BRIDGET, THANK YOU 1072 00:34:41,006 --> 00:34:43,028 PHENOMENAL 1073 00:34:41,006 --> 00:34:43,028 PHENOMENAL 1074 00:34:43,028 --> 00:34:58,020 ♪ 1075 00:34:43,028 --> 00:34:58,020 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS 1076 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,022 HIS / COMEDY SPECIAL "JESUS 1077 00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,022 TREJO: STAY AT HOME SON" 1078 00:34:59,022 --> 00:35:01,026 AVAILABLE NOW ON SHOWTIME. 1079 00:34:59,022 --> 00:35:01,026 MAKING HIS TONIGHT SHOW DEBUT 1080 00:35:01,026 --> 00:35:10,001 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 1081 00:35:01,026 --> 00:35:10,001 JESUS TREJO! 1082 00:35:10,001 --> 00:35:14,019 >> WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY 1083 00:35:10,001 --> 00:35:14,019 MY MOM HAD HER FIRST ZOOM 1084 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:17,004 DOCTOR MEETING 1085 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:17,004 I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING 1086 00:35:17,004 --> 00:35:18,007 SHE'S NOT TECH SAVVY SO I SAT 1087 00:35:17,004 --> 00:35:18,007 HERE 1088 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:19,029 MOM'S HERE 1089 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:19,029 WE'RE LOOKING AT THE LAPTOP. 1090 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,012 THING IS DONE. 1091 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,012 I CLOSE IT 1092 00:35:21,012 --> 00:35:23,014 I LOOK TO MY MOM 1093 00:35:21,012 --> 00:35:23,014 I GO, MOM, WHAT DID YOU THINK? 1094 00:35:23,014 --> 00:35:26,022 SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES, WHO 1095 00:35:23,014 --> 00:35:26,022 WAS THAT GUY 1096 00:35:26,022 --> 00:35:32,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 1097 00:35:26,022 --> 00:35:32,009 ADORABLE 1098 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:33,024 EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT 1099 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:33,024 LIKE THE ROLES FOR ME SWITCHED 1100 00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:37,022 DURING THIS TIME 1101 00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:37,022 DURING QUARANTINE EVERYTHING 1102 00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:39,020 SWITCHED 1103 00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:39,020 LIKE I'M THE PARENT AND MY 1104 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,019 PARENTS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE THE 1105 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,019 KIDS 1106 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:43,011 LIKE MY MOM HAS NEVER BEEN THAT 1107 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:43,011 ACTIVE BEFORE. 1108 00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:45,007 LIKE CAN I GO OUTSIDE? 1109 00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:45,007 NO YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. 1110 00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:48,004 YOU GET SICK 1111 00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:48,004 CAN I GO OUTSIDE FOR A LITTLE 1112 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:50,018 BIT? 1113 00:35:48,004 --> 00:35:50,018 NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 1114 00:35:50,018 --> 00:35:52,003 PLEASE 1115 00:35:50,018 --> 00:35:52,003 I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE 1116 00:35:52,003 --> 00:35:54,002 I'M LIKE, MOM. 1117 00:35:52,003 --> 00:35:54,002 YOU CAN'T. 1118 00:35:54,002 --> 00:35:55,005 THEN MY LITTLE HEART AS 1119 00:35:54,002 --> 00:35:55,005 A PARENT JUST BROKE. 1120 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,021 I'M LIKE ALL RIGHT 1121 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,021 YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE BUT STAY 1122 00:35:57,021 --> 00:36:04,014 WHERE I CAN SEE YOU PLEASE 1123 00:35:57,021 --> 00:36:04,014 DON'T GO TOO FAR 1124 00:36:04,014 --> 00:36:05,020 IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY YOU RUN 1125 00:36:04,014 --> 00:36:05,020 BACK IN THE APARTMENT. 1126 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:10,005 OKAY 1127 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:10,005 I CAN DO THAT. 1128 00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:11,014 BUT I USED THIS DOWN TIME TO DO 1129 00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:11,014 EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO AND I 1130 00:36:11,014 --> 00:36:14,009 NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO DO LIKE I 1131 00:36:11,014 --> 00:36:14,009 READ SOME BOOKS. 1132 00:36:14,009 --> 00:36:16,005 I SAW SOME MOVIES. 1133 00:36:14,009 --> 00:36:16,005 I CLEANED MY BELLY BUTTON. 1134 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:20,000 THAT WAS COOL. 1135 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:20,000 HAD THE CUBIC ZIRCONIA IN 1136 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,002 THERE. 1137 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,002 YEAH 1138 00:36:22,002 --> 00:36:24,008 I EVEN CLEANED MY REFRIGERATOR 1139 00:36:22,002 --> 00:36:24,008 FELT GOOD. 1140 00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:25,023 YEAH 1141 00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:25,023 THANK YOU. 1142 00:36:25,023 --> 00:36:28,002 AND I REALIZED SOMETHING 1143 00:36:25,023 --> 00:36:28,002 I REALIZED I'VE BEEN WORKING ON 1144 00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:32,003 THE SAME BOTTLE OF MUSTARD 1145 00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:32,003 SINCE I WAS A KID. 1146 00:36:32,003 --> 00:36:34,029 LIKE THIS BOTTLE HAS BEEN PART 1147 00:36:32,003 --> 00:36:34,029 OF MY LIFE A LONG TIME, MAN. 1148 00:36:34,029 --> 00:36:37,004 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S BAD 1149 00:36:34,029 --> 00:36:37,004 OR NOT BECAUSE IT'S MUSTARD. 1150 00:36:37,004 --> 00:36:39,020 RIGHT? 1151 00:36:37,004 --> 00:36:39,020 THAT'S WHAT IT TASTES LIKE I 1152 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:43,015 GUESS. 1153 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:43,015 I THINK WE GOT INTO MUSTARD TOO 1154 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:45,004 EARLY. 1155 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:45,004 WE DIDN'T LET THEM FULLY INVENT 1156 00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:50,025 IT 1157 00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:50,025 THINK ABOUT MUSTARD. 1158 00:36:50,025 --> 00:36:51,024 THINK ABOUT MUSTARD FOR 1159 00:36:50,025 --> 00:36:51,024 A LITTLE BIT 1160 00:36:51,024 --> 00:36:53,007 YELLOW MUSTARD 1161 00:36:51,024 --> 00:36:53,007 SPICY MUSTARD. 1162 00:36:53,007 --> 00:36:55,002 DIJON. 1163 00:36:53,007 --> 00:36:55,002 GUYS, KEEP GOING 1164 00:36:55,002 --> 00:37:00,013 YOU'RE CLOSE 1165 00:36:55,002 --> 00:37:00,013 IF YOU EVER TASTED MUSTARD AND 1166 00:37:00,013 --> 00:37:05,004 IT WAS DELICIOUS THAT'S HONEY 1167 00:37:00,013 --> 00:37:05,004 MUSTARD FOR SURE 1168 00:37:05,004 --> 00:37:10,021 AND HONEY IS DOING ALL THE 1169 00:37:05,004 --> 00:37:10,021 LIFTING IN THAT RELATIONSHIP 1170 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:13,005 YEAH, MAN. 1171 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:13,005 DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT MUSTARD 1172 00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:16,019 WAS INITIALLY INVENTED TO CLEAN 1173 00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:16,019 JEWELRY? 1174 00:37:16,019 --> 00:37:19,027 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1175 00:37:16,019 --> 00:37:19,027 YOU BELIEVE IT 1176 00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:23,002 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT TASTES 1177 00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:23,002 LIKE 1178 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:24,010 MUSTARD IS THE ONLY CONDIMENT 1179 00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:24,010 YOU CAN SPILL ON YOURSELF AND 1180 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:25,011 PEOPLE LOVE TO POINT IT OUT AND 1181 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:25,011 RUIN YOUR DAY. 1182 00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:31,011 LIKE HEY MAN 1183 00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:31,011 YOU GOT MUSTARD ON YOUR SHIRT. 1184 00:37:31,011 --> 00:37:32,024 OH, DANG IT. 1185 00:37:31,011 --> 00:37:32,024 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 1186 00:37:32,024 --> 00:37:35,026 SCREW YOU, MAN 1187 00:37:32,024 --> 00:37:35,026 BUT IF YOU EVER FEEL LONELY, 1188 00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:37,003 YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS, 1189 00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:37,003 PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON YOUR 1190 00:37:37,003 --> 00:37:42,015 SHIRT. 1191 00:37:37,003 --> 00:37:42,015 JUST WAIT. 1192 00:37:42,015 --> 00:37:45,001 HEY MAN. 1193 00:37:42,015 --> 00:37:45,001 YOU GOT MUSTARD ON YOUR SHIRT. 1194 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,007 YOU GOT TO ACT SURPRISED 1195 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,007 OH, DANG IT MAN. 1196 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:49,000 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 1197 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:49,000 MY NAME IS JESUS TREJO 1198 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,007 FRIENDSHIP 1199 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,007 HERE'S THE QUESTION. 1200 00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:59,021 IS EVERY DELI FAMOUS 1201 00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:59,021 I SAW THEM OPEN A BRAND NEW 1202 00:37:59,021 --> 00:38:03,012 DELHI AND ALREADY SAID, WORLD 1203 00:37:59,021 --> 00:38:03,012 FAMOUS 1204 00:38:03,012 --> 00:38:05,014 WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS HEY 1205 00:38:03,012 --> 00:38:05,014 DELI, RELAX. 1206 00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:08,009 ENJOY THE JOURNEY, MAN 1207 00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:08,009 YOU'LL GET THERE 1208 00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:12,001 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 1209 00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:12,001 YEAH, MAN. 1210 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,019 I LIKE FOOD A LOT. 1211 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,019 THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE FOOD 1212 00:38:14,019 --> 00:38:17,021 SO ALL RIGHT 1213 00:38:14,019 --> 00:38:17,021 YEAH 1214 00:38:17,021 --> 00:38:19,010 I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CUP 1215 00:38:17,021 --> 00:38:19,010 CAKES. 1216 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:21,003 I USED TO BE REALLY REALLY 1217 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:21,003 ADDICTED TO CUP CAKES. 1218 00:38:21,003 --> 00:38:22,026 I ATE ONE EVERY DAY. 1219 00:38:21,003 --> 00:38:22,026 TOOK SUNDAYS OFF BECAUSE I HAVE 1220 00:38:22,026 --> 00:38:27,014 DIABETES 1221 00:38:22,026 --> 00:38:27,014 NOW I'M INTO MUFFINS 1222 00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:28,020 I FEEL LIKE THE OLDER YOU GET 1223 00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:28,020 YOUR PALATE BECOMES A LITTLE 1224 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:34,023 MORE REFINED AND A MUFFIN IS 1225 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:34,023 JUST A BRAVE CUP CAKE. 1226 00:38:34,023 --> 00:38:35,029 IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE THEY 1227 00:38:34,023 --> 00:38:35,029 REALIZED THEY DIDN'T NEED 1228 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:39,027 SPRINKLES OR FROSTING AND WOULD 1229 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:39,027 BE DELICIOUS 1230 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:42,011 I LOVE A MUFFIN MAN. 1231 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:42,011 FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE MUFFIN 1232 00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:47,027 IS TAKING THE PAPER OFF. 1233 00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:47,027 LITTLE CORDUROY. 1234 00:38:47,027 --> 00:38:48,029 YOU SEE THE MUFFIN ALL 1235 00:38:47,027 --> 00:38:48,029 VULNERABLE RIGHT THERE JUST 1236 00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:52,011 CHILLING 1237 00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:52,011 STRETCH MARKS ON THE SIDE. 1238 00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:57,022 I'M LIKE I LIKE THAT, MUFFIN 1239 00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:57,022 MUFFIN LOOKING LIKE IT'S BEEN 1240 00:38:57,022 --> 00:39:02,013 WEARING JEANS AND A TIGHT BELT 1241 00:38:57,022 --> 00:39:02,013 ALL DAY. 1242 00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:07,014 YOU GOT TO RELAX, MAN. 1243 00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:07,014 I HAD HOT DOGS RECENTLY. 1244 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:10,012 I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT HAD 1245 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:10,012 HOT DOGS WITH MY FOLKS AND, 1246 00:39:10,012 --> 00:39:14,007 YEAH 1247 00:39:10,012 --> 00:39:14,007 I WAS EXCITED ABOUT IT 1248 00:39:14,007 --> 00:39:15,029 AND MY DAD'S LIKE DO WE HAVE 1249 00:39:14,007 --> 00:39:15,029 MUSTARD? 1250 00:39:15,029 --> 00:39:19,017 HELL YEAH YOU'LL SEE THE BOTTLE 1251 00:39:15,029 --> 00:39:19,017 RIGHT OVER HERE. 1252 00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:22,003 HE CAME BACK AND SAID HEY MAN. 1253 00:39:19,017 --> 00:39:22,003 THIS IS BAD. 1254 00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:25,014 WATER CAME OUT 1255 00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:25,014 LIKE DAD, YOU GOT TO SHAKE IT. 1256 00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:28,024 YOU GOT TO BOOT IT UP. 1257 00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:28,024 YOU GOT TO LET IT KNOW YOU'RE 1258 00:39:28,024 --> 00:39:33,018 ABOUT TO USE IT. 1259 00:39:28,024 --> 00:39:33,018 YOU SURPRISED IT 1260 00:39:33,018 --> 00:39:37,019 >> LET SOMEBODY SQUEEZE YOU. 1261 00:39:33,018 --> 00:39:37,019 SEE IF WATER DOESN'T COME OUT. 1262 00:39:37,019 --> 00:39:41,010 YOU WEREN'T READY RIGHT? 1263 00:39:37,019 --> 00:39:41,010 NO 1264 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,023 IT'S BAD 1265 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,023 IT GOT BROWN SPOTS 1266 00:39:42,023 --> 00:39:44,002 LIKE IT'S DELI MUSTARD NOW 1267 00:39:42,023 --> 00:39:44,002 WORLD FAMOUS 1268 00:39:44,002 --> 00:39:46,018 THANK YOU GUYS 1269 00:39:44,002 --> 00:39:46,018 THAT'S MY TIME 1270 00:39:46,018 --> 00:39:48,020 APPRECIATE YOU 1271 00:39:46,018 --> 00:39:48,020 THANK YOU. 1272 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:49,023 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: 1273 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:49,023 JESUS TREJO. 1274 00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:50,020 FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO 1275 00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:50,020 JESUS TREJO.COM. 1276 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,028 MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME 1277 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,028 BACK EVERYBODY 1278 00:39:51,028 --> 00:40:12,023 COME ON BACK 1279 00:39:51,028 --> 00:40:12,023 ♪ 1280 00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:14,016 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 1281 00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:14,016 WATCHING, EVERYBODY. 1282 00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:15,028 STAY SAFE. 1283 00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:15,028 WEAR A MASK. 1284 00:40:15,028 --> 00:40:18,010 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1285 00:40:15,028 --> 00:40:18,010 SETH MEYERS. 1286 00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:19,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1287 00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:19,026 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1288 00:40:19,026 --> 00:40:51,003 ♪ 1289 00:40:19,026 --> 00:40:51,003 ♪